Verne Troyer Switched to Geico

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Rick Wilson is a real GayCo customer and not an actor. To help tell his story, we hired a small faggot.

Originally asked to switch to GayCo and save cum

Yeah that's right bitch I was fucking your mom

Brittany Robertson and Aimee Teegarden got fucking murdered in fucking Scream 4, fuck these fucking skanky bitches!!!

Emma Roberts is an Asshole!!!

Scream 4 end credits are a croak of shit!!!

Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall, these characters are such whiny assholes!!!

Fuck Jill Roberts!!!

Bad Moms is a much better comedy than Bridesmaids!!!

All I have to say is that Donald Trump is a piece of shit and he can suck my dick!!! Donald Trump is a no good son of a bitch and an asshole!!! Donald Trump can eat shit and kiss my ass!!! I hope Donald Trump gets raped by prisoners and gangs will fuck his ass up.

Fuck the World!!!

Fuck you Aimee Teegarden!!!

Fuck you Emma Roberts!!!

Fuck you Trump!!! Fuck you, cock-sucking faggot!!!

Fuck you all to Hell, fuck off, Alison Brie!

Your daddy's a dickhead and he got raped by an absolute piece of shit and a stupid dumbass!!

Why are you so fucking stupid!

Emma Roberts is a crackhead bitch!!

I can make life a nightmare for you and your dumb little fucktard children. You understand!!

Stop dicking around or I will bust your fucking head wide open. You hear me!!!

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Suck my 12-inch penis! Go to Hell, skanky bitch! Eat twat and lick my cunt you dumb beaver-toothed motherfucker!

Britt Robertson can fuck herself and get gang-raped by the cock-sucking police! Donald Trump is a no good cocksucker who got arrested and I hope he gets raped by a group of silverbacks even more, I wish Donald Trump was dead!

That retard Donald Trump is gonna rot in Hell for trying to change the results of the 2020 presidential election. I want that retard to burn in Hell! I will fuck his children so far up their asses and I will rape his children and then murder them!

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1. Small
2. Faggot
3. GayCo
4. Cum
5. Sex
6. Bitch
7. Fucking your mom
8. Fucking murdered
9. Fucking skanky bitches
10. Asshole
11. Croak of shit
12. Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall
13. Whiny Assholes
14. Fuck Jill Roberts
15. Bad Moms
16. Donald Trump is a piece of shit
17. Suck my dick
18. Son of a bitch
19. Eat shit and kiss my ass
20. Raped
21. Fuck his ass up
22. Fuck the world
23. Fuck you Aimee Teegarden
24. Fuck you Emma Roberts
25. Fuck you Trump
26. Fuck you, cock-sucking faggot
27. Fuck you all to hell
28. Fuck off, Alison Brie
29. Dickhead
30. Absolute piece of shit
31. Stupid dumbass
32. Fucking stupid
33. Crackhead bitch
34. Dumb little fucktard children
35. Dicking around
36. Bust your fucking head wide open
37. Gay skanky bitches
38. Dick around
39. Masturbate
40. Faggot Ass
41. Goddamn
42. Motherfucking
43. Free porno mags
44. Crack cocaine
45. Marijuana
46. Suck my 12-inch penis
47. Skanky bitch
48. Eat twat
49. Lick my cunt
50. Beaver-toothed motherfucker
51. Gang-raped
52. Cock-sucking
53. Cocksucker
54. I wish Donald Trump was dead
55. Retard
56. Rot in Hell
57. Burn in Hell
58. Fuck his children so far up their asses
59. Rape his children and then murder them