User blog:DemonicBeast/Sound Source Ideas from a Former Editor

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As a former editor with a short lifespan (thanks to those dickbag, parody-hating Viacom stalkers) I have a load of sound sources I will never get to use. I shall suggest a load of them right here, and you are free to use them, hence list them as sound sources on this wiki. 

I WILL UPDATE WHENEVER I CAN (usually on weekends) First, just to clarify things. If something is in a bracket (ex. [Michael went and] beat the shit out of him), that text is unnecessary, it's just to make things easier to understand as a full sentence. If there is an asterisk, there are additional notes. If it's in parentheses, it's optional to use.

Let's get the fuck started!

Contents

Source #1: Animeme[edit]

Baby Godfather[edit]

  1. Who the fuck [is Simon?]
  2. Son of a bitch [told me it's naptime.]

Baby Godfather 2[edit]

  1. (Fat) [purple] fuck
  2. Motherfucker
  3. He's dead
  4. Balls
  5. Wipe my own ass
  6. And it's fuckin' great!

Philosoraptor[edit]

  1. Blowjob
  2. Hand job

Philosoraptor 2[edit]

  1. Private parts
  2. Prostitute

Philosoraptor 3[edit]

  1. Child molester

Awesome Penguin[edit]

  1. Erection
  2. Get laid
  3. Lose virginity

Courage Wolf 2[edit]

  1. Your virginity!

Source #2: Annoying Orange[edit]

TV of TERROR![edit]

  1. Oh, no! I'm NAKED!

Ask Orange 12: Break Dance Lessons![edit]

  1. Agh! I'm naked!

Source #3: Yo Mama[edit]

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Toilet[edit]

  1. Shit

YO MAMA SO STUPID! Puzzle[edit]

  1. Yeah, I just called your mom retarded!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Freddy Krueger[edit]

  1. Bitch!

YO MAMA SO FAT! Stephen Hawking/Black Hole[edit]

  1. Asshole

YO MAMA SO POOR! KFC[edit]

  1. What the FUCK, lady?!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Bath Water[edit]

  1. Ah, fuck this!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club[edit]

  1. Strip club

YO MAMA SO FAT! School Pictures[edit]

  1. Get bitches!

YO MAMA SO FAT! Yogi Bear[edit]

  1. Oh, shit

YO MAMA SO FAT! South Park[edit]

  1. You BASTARD!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Santa Claus[edit]

  1. Holy shit!

YO MAMA SO OLD! Ancient Aliens[edit]

  1. Motherfucking

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Deadpool[edit]

  1. [Could somebody get me] the fuck [out of this joke?]

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Juggernaut / X-Men[edit]

  1. Bitch!
  2. Oh shit!
  3. Fuck you, [Charles!]

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Ice Cube[edit]

  1. Aw shit!

Source #4: Dookieshed[edit]

Klefki Will F*** You Up[edit]

  1. Shit stain
  2. You got a fucking problem [with fairies?]
  3. [Klefki just] stole your bitch!
  4. Fuck
  5. Really hard
  6. Up your ass

Cradily Will F*** You Up[edit]

  1. Cock
  2. What the fuck is that thing?
  3. Shithead!
  4. Harder than my dick is
  5. Bitch!
  6. Acid!
  7. Motherfucking dicks!
  8. Retarded ass

Raticate Will F*** You Up[edit]

  1. Fuck you!
  2. Motherfucker
  3. Little bitch

Braviary is Patriotic as F***[edit]

  1. Pull that wiener from out your throat and listen the FUCK up!

Shedinja Will F*** You Up[edit]

  1. Bitch!
  2. Fuck
  3. Too fucking bad!
  4. Asshole!
  5. Get the hell outta here!

Mega Rayzuaza Will F*** You Up[edit]

  1. You're fucked!

BEAT Will F*** You Up[edit]

  1. Beat off
  2. Sexy as fuck!
  3. Dumbfuck ass
  4. Nut-sucker
  5. Fucking dumbass(es)
  6. Fuck you
  7. Fucking stupid
  8. Fucking dogs
  9. Bitches!

DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE[edit]

  1. Holy shit
  2. Satan's asshole
  3. Fuck your shit up!
  4. You worthless sack of rhino dicks!

BANETTE WILL FUCK YOU UP[edit]

  1. Some dipshit [child]
  2. Bitch!
  3. Get right the fuck out of here!

PSYDUCK WILL FUCK YOU UP[edit]

  1. Dildos

MAGIKARP WILL FUCK YOU UP[edit]

  1. Bitches!

SYLVEON WILL FUCK YOU[edit]

  1. Dickbrain!
  2. FUCK NO!

Top 10 Cutest Pokémon[edit]

  1. Give a fuck

Source #5: Robot Chicken [edit]

NOTE: Some sketch titles are listed differently than their official names on Adult Swim's YouTube channel. 

Lil' Magnum P.I.[edit]

  1. I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget!
  2. What the hell just happened?

Codename: The Abortionator[edit]

  1. Shoot your parents!
  2. Make sweet, sweet love

Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God[edit]

  1. Tiny schlong

Cork[edit]

  1. Mentally challenged

Oz Prison[edit]

  1. Toss my salad
  2. Balls

Egyptian Lego[edit]

  1. In the nutbag!

Where in Time Is My Broken Heart (the uncensored version is on YouTube as well)[edit]

  1. What the fuck?
  2. You motherfucking whore!
  3. You dumb bitch!
  4. That fucking bitch
  5. You whore!
  6. You fucked it all up!

Gullah Gullah I Lied[edit]

  1. You dumbass!

Bitch Pudding Special (part 1)[edit]

  1. Up the butt (x2)

Bitch Pudding Special (part 2)[edit]

  1. Moose dick
  2. Asshole
  3. That asshole
  4. My boot up his asshole

Source #6: Family Guy[edit]

Peter's Two Dads (Peter takes up crack)

  1. What the fuck?

An App A Day (Stewie's Tennis Rage - Uncensored version is on YouTube)[edit]

  1. Are you shittin' me?!
  2. Fucking
  3. Piece of shit
  4. I'm gonna (go to your house and) fuck your wife!

The Juice Is Loose (Stewie on the roof)[edit]

  1. Penis (TV version)
  2. Fucking your girlfriend (uncensored DVD version)

Source #7: WatchMojo.com (they upload their vids to Youtube, too)[edit]

Top 10 Discontinued Snack Foods (Four Loko newscast clip)[edit]

  1. Liquid cocaine