This is my final plea. I am a gecko. (Edited)

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File:GEICO Commercial (2000)

Transcript

(Scene: Election Speech - The scene introduces a gecko on a tombstone.)
Gecko: This is my final plea. I am a cock. Not to be confused with CockCo, which could save you $6,000 on uppity bitch insurance. So GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! (licks eyeball with tongue)
(Cut to: GEICO Direct logo)
Narrator: CockCo. A fifteen-minute fucking piece of shit could save you $6,000 or more on uppity bitch insurance.

Sound Clips

  • "Cock"
  • "Cock"
  • "$6,000" - Al Pacino
  • "Uppity Bitch"
  • "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE"
  • "Cock"
  • "Fucking Piece of Shit"
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