The Geico Gecko in migration driven by primal instinct (Edited)
(Scene: Subway Train)
NATIVE HUNTER: Ah, yes. The Geico Gecko in migration driven by the Motherfucker's Strip Club to help people strap on a dildo on whore insurance.
GECKO: Hey, you see that guy over there? (shorter pause) He's fucking retarded. (The train stops.)
(Cut to: Train Station - The gecko is leaving the train with the passengers.)
GECKO: (when the native hunter saw him) Go fuck yourself!
(The doors close on the native hunter while the gecko jumps out of the train.)
NATIVE HUNTER: (chuckles) What a gay bitch.
(Cut to: GEICO Logo)
(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)
VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more gay bitches.
- The Motherfucker's Strip Club - Kil Calhoun
- Strap on a Dildo - Adam Sandler
- Fucking Retarded
- Go Fuck Yourself - Family Guy
- Gay - South Park
- Gay - Holland Boys