The Geico Gecko in migration driven by primal instinct (Edited)

Transcript

(Scene: Subway Train)

NATIVE HUNTER: Ah, yes. The Geico Gecko in migration driven by the Motherfucker's Strip Club to help people strap on a dildo on whore insurance.

GECKO: Hey, you see that guy over there? (shorter pause) He's fucking retarded. (The train stops.)

(Cut to: Train Station - The gecko is leaving the train with the passengers.)

GECKO: (when the native hunter saw him) Go fuck yourself!

(The doors close on the native hunter while the gecko jumps out of the train.)

NATIVE HUNTER: (chuckles) What a gay bitch.

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone#: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more gay bitches.

Sound Clips

1. The Motherfucker's Strip Club - Kil Calhoun
2. Strap on a Dildo - Adam Sandler
3. Whore
4. Fucking Retarded
5. Go Fuck Yourself - Family Guy
6. Gay - South Park
7. Bitch
8. Gay - Holland Boys
9. Bitches