Switching to Cock Insurance By Switching to Geico
Real Life People Transcript[edit]
(Scene: Park)
Gecko: Jacking off about GEICO is that they've got like real life people having sex on the bed. So like say you need to report a dildo, alright. A real person will be there to fuck me in the ass. Then you can use GEICO.com to view photos of the mother fucker's strip club. And you want a strap on?? They literally hand you a fucking dildo with strap ons. (sighs) Oh, sexy. That's… that's a complete porn of course, but you get my point.
(Cut to: GEICO logo)
(URL: GEICO.com)
(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)
(Text: Or call the office near you)
VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on cock insurance.
Sound Clips[edit]
- Jacking Off: Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech (Jacking Off)
- Having Sex: Epic Rap Battles of History: Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
- On the Bed: Three Six Mania
- Dildo
- Fuck Me in the Ass
- The Motherfucker's Strip Club: Kutt Calhoun - Strip Club Song
- Strap On - At a Medium Pace
- Fucking
- Dildo - At a Medium Pace
- Strap Ons - The Ultimate Orgy
- Sexy - Tenacious D: Double Team
- Porn
- Cock
Therapist Transcript[edit]
McGlone: Could switching to Geico really save you fifteen percent or more on cock insurance? Does a motherfucker make a terrible blouse?
Man: And that's why sex makes me shit, I think.
R. Lee Ermey: That's gay! You know what makes me shit? You do! Maybe we should sploodge to Orgy Land where maybe we can find some cum for you, you jackass! (hands out a tissue box) Condoms? (throws a tissue box at him) Crybaby.
Narrator: Geico, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more.
Sound Clips[edit]
- Cock
- Motherfucker
- Blouse
- Sex
- Shit
- Gay
- SHIT
- Sploodge - Tenacious D
- Orgy - The Ultimate Orgy
- Cum
- Ass - Tenacious D: Drive-Thru
- Condoms
Larry King Transcript[edit]
(Scene: Breaking News Headquarters)
LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on having sex on the bed by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have raped children with over $500.
Gecko: Mm-hmm.. Easy condoms.
LARRY KING: Easy condoms, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?
Gecko: Which is like what, asking you to go fuck yourself? Now that... you know if you go fuck yourself and save loads of bullshit, I doubt you're gonna be like "Fuck you. I'm so gay, I think I'll keep my tampon."
(Cut to: GEICO Logo)
(URL: GEICO.com)
(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)
(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)
VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on cock insurance.
Sound Clips[edit]
- Having Sex
- On the Bed - Three Six Mania
- Rape - Fred Phelps
- Children - Le Petit Tourette
- Condoms
- Go Fuck Yourself - Family Guy
- Bullshit - Rock Your Socks
- Fuck You - Inward Singing
- Gay - Steve Vai: Fuck Yourself
- Tampon
- Cock - Cock Pushups
Abraham Lincoln Transcript[edit]
McGlone: Could Switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on cock insurance? Was Abe Lincoln stupid?
Abe: Hell yeah. Fuck you!
Sound Clips[edit]
- Cock
- Stupid
- Piece of Shit
- Titties
- Ass
- Hell Yeah
- Fuck You
- Cock
Piggy Transcript[edit]
McGlone: Could Switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on cock insurance? Did the little piggy cry skeet skeet skeet all the way home?
Sound Clips[edit]
- Cock
- Skeet Skeet Skeet
- Sploodge - Beelzeboss
- Cum
- Cum
- Cum
- Gay
- Fuck - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
- Fuck You - System of a Down
- Titties