Sound Sources
In SpongeBob SquarePants edits (and other video edits alike), the main component is the use of various sounds aside from the episode's audio. They span from skits to songs, and from YouTube Poops to movies. This list is a database of all sounds used and where to find them. For the most part, it is possible to find all of them using YouTube, which can additionally be downloaded and saved for later use.
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- Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds - instead, do that on this page.
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- Especially prominent sound sources are marked with stars, colored by era of origin/popularity: ★ G1, ★ G2, ★ G3, ★ G4, ★ G5, ★ G6. (see History for clarification of eras) These are the ones you've probably heard a lot from multiple videos and multiple users.
Sources with many different kinds of media still attributable to one artist[edit | edit source]
Tenacious D[edit | edit source]
Tenacious D (album)[edit | edit source]
- ★ City Hall - Link
- City Hall (2x)
- You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets
- All you motherfuckers in the streets
- All the fucking shit that goes down in City Hall
- We get the feeling we should fuck shit up, yeah we should fucking start a riot
- Screaming in the streets
- Tippin' over shit and breaking fucking windows of small businesses
- Setting fucking fires
- 20 floors below sea level... from a bunker
- Rage Kage
- We beat the bastards of City Hall!
- (Laughing) 2x
- But now what will we do?
- Elbow grease
- We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead
- Marijuana
- You old fuckin' trips
- You're BANISHED FROM THE LAND!
- Car exhaust
- Ocean dumpage
- Um, I don't know I gotta think about that one
- No fucking way!
- Is he gone?
- Awesome!
- I know this is fucked up
- DUDES!
- I'm sorry
- For the good of the land
- As well
- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
- City shitty city shitty city shitty city...
- Blow up City Hall
- Rock 'em sock 'em robots
- We've got it!
- ★ Cock Pushups - Link Second Link
- Do you think that um...?
- More attractive to the ladies
- Pssshh, yeah.
- In fact I've been getting ready
- I've been doin' cock pushups
- What are those?
- It's where you fucking lay down flat on the ground
- And then you let yer boner lift you up off the ground
- No it's just...that'd be impossible.
- Yer cock could support your whole weight?
- Over time
- Yeah (x6)
- Hmm?
- How many pushups can you do?
- Cock pushups?
- One is all you need
- ★ Drive-Thru - Link
- Kage.
- Yeah?
- Let's go to the drive thru
- Oh good I'm starving
- Broomovovovomomblmlmlbblbm. (x2)
- (Various drive thru speaker noises)
- Yeah, um
- Yeah, hold on a second. I'm lookin at the menu.
- Please, don't, don't offer me anything, I'll tell YOU what I want.
- Mmmkay
- Okay (X3)
- You know how you got the six piece nuggets?
- Just uh...
- Could you give me just four nuggets?
- Shut up and listen to my order
- Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away.
- I'm just wanting a four-nugget thing.
- I'm 'tryna watch my calorie intake
- Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets
- Then um...
- Can I have a junior Western bacon chee? A JUNIOR Western bacon chee.
- A *JUNIOR* Western bacon chee.
- No onions
- Then I'm gonna go with a...
- A filet o' fish sandwich
- Since that has less calories cause it's fish.
- Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke.
- And a small, A SMALL!
- Chocolate shake
- Not a large, a small
- Because I'm trying to watch my figure.
- I'm trying to lose some of the weight.
- Small seasoned curlies (x2)
- Fuck my ass, what else?
- Give me uh...
- Alright
- Cherries jubilee
- And that's it.
- Wait Kage, what do you want?
- Uh (several instances)
- Geez let me have um...
- I think I want the regular...
- Western bacon cheeseburger
- Large shake
- Oh, GOD! Come on with the order! Take forever!
- That's all I want
- Good
- How much is that sir?
- Do you have any money?
- Oh shoot, whoa, yes I got like, uh I got...
- Give it to me
- Alright here
- We only have um...
- I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order
- Okay thank you, let's go
- ★ Double Team - Link
- Damn...
- A hard day's rocking
- Better slip off my shoes
- Maybe give it a little stretch... and a bend.
- Dip my toe to jacuzzi baby
- Slip out this book
- The Buttress of Windsor
- Ho ho ho! Who's this?
- How's it going? (x2)
- That's the first thing I say to you
- Are you flowing?
- Listen honey
- Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you
- Showin', growin'
- Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze! AND SQUEEEEEZE!
- Take off your blouse and ya UNDAPANTS!
- Take a look!
- Me and KG (2x)
- Come naked, out of the side hatch
- Perfume
- Put on a cool '70s groove
- A funky groove to fuck to (2x)
- It's all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans
- Have you ever been worked on?
- That's what I'm offering you
- You step into a room
- Smell the perfume
- Lay upon our roundish bed
- And then you feel a tickling on your head
- French tickler
- Look out baby he got the tools
- And then you feel something down by your feet
- I'm sucking upon your toes!
- We don't mind sucking on toes
- Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes
- Having sex with me
- Now you're talking double Team
- Supreme!
- Ohhhhhh..... ohhhhhhhhhh..... ohhhhhhh...
- What? (2x)
- AAUUUUUUUGHHHHHH....
- Oh, that's it, that's right, oh my god, oh I think I'm gonna, oh DUH, DUH, DEAIGH, Splooge!
- That was the one
- Fuck (x2)
- Hail Satan! (x4)
- ★ Explosivo - Link
- Gonna smoke some weed
- Climb upon my BIG ASS steed
- Ride, ride, ride
- Blow
- Big ass (live version) - Link
- Friendship - Link
- Oh shit
- Running naked in the sand
- Long as there's a record deal we'll always be (friends)
- ★ Friendship Test - Link
- Brrriiiiiiinnng! (x2)
- Hey Kage.
- Hey.
- How's it going?
- Good
- I love you.
- What'd you say?
- Said I love you man
- Dude thanks
- That's awesome
- Freaking awesome
- That's, that's...that's cool you can say that
- Don't you have something to say?
- No.
- I like you too dude.
- I like you.
- Whoa, whoa... like?
- Hoo ho ho, man!
- I'm glad I fuckin' did this test on you
- The friendship test
- What?
- Because man I could've made a total ass of myself
- Whew!
- You don't, you don't really love me?
- No man!
- Dude, listen. You fuckin' passed the test, okay? But BARELY.
- Fuckin (x2)
- What'd I get?
- F plus
- Click!
- ★ Fuck Her Gently - Link
- This is a song for the ladies
- But fellas, listen closely
- You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do
- Sometimes you gotta make some love
- And give her some fucking smooches, too
- Sometimes you gotta squeeze
- Sometimes you gotta say please
- Sometimes you gotta say hey: "I'm gonna fuck you"
- Softly
- I'm gonna screw you
- I'm gonna hump you
- I'm gonna ball you
- That's fuckin teamwork
- What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
- What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
- Fucking fuck you
- And then I fucking bone you completely
- But then… I'm gonna fuuuuck youuuuu haaaaard!
- Fuckin
- Haaaaaaaard!
- ★ Hard Fucking - Link Second Link
- Hard fucking
- Hard fucking?
- You feel like you're giving them some extra juice
- Get on top, honey, you do what you like
- And then sometimes she’ll be fucking you really hard!
- Well, you like that? You like that?!?
- (Kyle laughs)
- Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. NAHHH! Ah, sorry.
- You shouldn't have fucked me so hard!
- (Kyle laughs again)
- ★ Inward Singing - Link
- (snoring)
- Oh my God. (2x)
- I did it.
- Come here, I want you!
- What, what?! God! Sleeping dude, what are you talking about?
- I fuckin' did it!
- What? (Various instances)
- The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling dude, oh my god
- Inward singing (3x)
- Think about it, man!
- Rock singers are only rocking you half the time, the other time they're breathing in, but not any more baby!
- (Jack laughing)
- Check it out
- And then I start some lyrics, and you can't believe I'm singing, and I'm never fucking stopping. And I'm always fucking singing and now you know that I will never stop this fucking singing. I'm like a fucking one man band, I'm like a fucking one man band.
- And I can sing like that all..fucking..night.
- Wow.
- Ah, shuddap! It is non-stop! And other thing is, that when I'm fucking singing in, it sounds even better than when I'm singing out! Ah, shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick! Always naysaying! Everything I create! You piece of shit! You create something like inward singing! You fucking shit! You fucking sit in your tower! Fucking na- What's funny? You fucking bitch! Fuckin', fuck yeah! Fuckin' cock-ass!
- Breathing in
- You're fired from the band
- That won't be necessary
- I'm quitting
- I quit
- ★ Karate - Link
- With karate I'll kick your ass
- Tiananmen Square
- From here to right over there
- I'm gonna kick your fucking derriere, yea-ah!
- I'm gonna kick your ass!
- Pull out all your pubic hair (x2)
- Mothafucka (x6)
- Deep inside
- Parc yeknod (when reversed via Audacity or a similar program, it is "donkey crap")
- ★ Karate Schnitzel - Link
- God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge.
- (Fridge opening)
- Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel?
- (Snoring)
- Hey wake up. Wake up, you asshole. Wake up.
- (Grunting)
- Ah ahh god! What?
- You ate my fuckin schnitzel. (2x)
- Well it was in there, if you put it in there then it's fair game for anybody who wants to eat it.
- Well then maybe this is fair game.
- Ow, ow!
- God!
- What are ya doin'?
- Well if you didn't like that, how about this?
- ★ Kielbasa - Link
- Dude, we gotta fucking write something.
- I don't like that, so far off to a bad start.
- Better, closer, warmer.
- That's it!
- Okay
- I love ya baby
- All I can think about is (2x)
- Kielbasa sausage
- Your buttcheeks is warm (x2)
- I checked my dipstick (x2)
- You need lubrication honey (x2)
- My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform (x2)
- Now get it on!
- Now fucking get it on!
- Get it on
- Dianetics
- Dianetics junior much better than Krishna
- And all you people here, you're tremendous, to the people in the back
- Then you smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
- Me and KG
- All right (x2)
- Oh yeah
- Oh my God
- All the ladies in the house
- Come on you motherfuckers
- Say your prayer
- You motherfucker! (x3)
- You know what time it is?
- Tenacious D
- GO!
- FUCK YEAH!
- YEAH! (X2)
- Dude, that was TNT
- Kyle Quit the Band - Link
- That's also true
- Kick some ass
- All the cash
- Malibu Nights - Link
- Stanky poo
- Time for mah breakfast!
- Cheese
- ★ One Note Song - Link
- Rage?
- Yeah?
- No.
- Fucking
- Stop playing.
- Me, baby. Me.
- ME.
- It's fuckin' simple
- ★ The Road - Link
- Fuckin'
- Fuckin' hard
- We screwed two times, then I left
- I met a tasty baby in Michigan
- Talking about
- ★ Rock Your Socks - Link
- One, two, three, four five, sex! (six) (x3)
- It doesn't matter if it is
- Good
- It only matters if it rocks
- Rocks (often paired with a sound for "crack" to form "crack rocks")
- The main thing that we do is to
- Rock your socks off (x2)
- There's no such thing as a
- Rock prodigy
- Bogus
- Only thing that really matters is
- Sauce
- Me and KG
- Are classically trained to
- Rock your fuckin' socks off
- Give 'em a taste, KG!
- Okay (x2)
- School of hard knocks
- Blew (blues)
- Children
- Now I know what a lot of you are saying
- I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days
- An oversized guitar
- Gain 40 pounds
- D!
- Well I got sour news for you Jack (often used for masturbation jokes)
- It ain't that easy
- Waking up at the crack of noon
- FOR 18 ROCK SQUATS!!!
- Seven or eight at a time
- In a row
- How about are you willing to make the commitment?
- Rock-hard tasty abs
- Glistening in the sun
- It's gig time
- What t-shirt am I going to wear?
- Can't decide (x2)
- Brain anyeurism
- We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight to rock your fucking socks off!
- And all we're asking you to do is so precious little, all we're asking you to do
- Drop trou
- Squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on my chest
- Ohhh
- 2, 3, 4
- Aaaaah!
- Rock Band version
- It's simple!
- Tribute - Link
- Motherfuckin'
- Motherfucker
- I'll eat your soul
- A shiny demon
- Crack
- In the world!
- Wonderboy - Link
- Nasty
- Nasty man
The Pick of Destiny[edit | edit source]
- Baby
- It's cold
- It’s dark
- I’m just a baby
- (Jack imitating a baby’s cry)
- ★ Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (feat. Dave Grohl) - Link
- FuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
- Yes, you are fucked!
- Shit out of luck!
- My cock, you will suck!
- You shall both DIE!
- Wait, wait! Wait, you motherfucker!
- FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK!
- What are your terms, what’s the catch?
- Take your sorry ass back to hell
- And also
- Pay our rent
- Hell
- To be your little bitch!
- Fine
- Check this riff, it’s fucking tasty!
- God dammit!
- Sex slave
- Gargle mayonnaise
- No...
- Bring the thunder!
- We've been through so much shit
- Deactivated lasers with my dick
- Now it's time to blow this fucker down
- We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town!
- Now we got to blow this fucker
- He's gonna rape me
- You guys are fuckin' lame!
- OW, FUCK! My fucking horn!
- TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKERRRRR!
- There's just no way that we can win
- Fuck you! (x2)
- I am complete!
- NOOOOO!!!
- Oh no!
- That
- Clean version
- Boy
- Soundtrack version
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- ★ Classico - Link
- You fuckin suck my fuckin cock!
- He is going to kick your fucking ass!
- Kyle Gass
- Rocking, and fucking rolling
- Dude (I Totally Miss You) - Link
- I really fucking miss you
- I totally missed the fucked up thing you do
- ★ The Government Totally Sucks - Link
- Fuckin up
- Fuck him up his righteous A!
- Fuckin (x2)
- He liked to get naked while he'd smoke on the weed
- You motherfucker
- Compared to bullshit!
- Ben Franklin
- ★ History - Link
- Bullshit we've done in the past
- Tenacious D
- Burrito supreme
- Chicken supreme
- Cutlass supreme
- ★ Kickapoo - Link Second Link
- A long-ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo
- My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.
- Gotta suck a chode
- Dio
- (spank) AAGHHHHH! (album version only)
- AEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (spank) (music video only)
- Sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and SHINY BLAAADE!
- Fuck you, too
- In my home
- You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born, your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more
- This music you play for us comes from the depths of hell
- Get it on
- Shoot a load
- Try to fuck with me
- The party zone
- Fucking rockin' all the time
- The land of Hollywood!
- In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand
- Awesome band
- Fuckin' Kickapoo
- It's magical and rad
- Kong (Japanese bonus track) - Link
- Sacrifice
- That is
- ★ Master Exploder - Link Second Link
- My voice is fuckin powerful
- Sorry
- Blow
- Scream
- The Metal - Link
- The vanquished foes of (insert)
- Blooow
- Defile
- Metal
- Destroy
- Kill
- (laughing)
- Hahaha they failed!
- ★ P.O.D. - Link
- Fuckin' insane
- THC opening
- (Grunt)
- Bean and cheese burrito
- [wheeze] Check
- (Laughing)
Rize of the Fenix[edit | edit source]
- ★ 39 - Link
- Whore
- Don't you call her a whore!
- Fuckin'
- Sucka my dick
- I'll fucking tear your esophagus out
- Movie
- My anus (My anals)
- Stick a finger in it
- Upon my (insert)
- 39
- 19 year old
- 49
- Good enough for me
- Boobies
- ★ The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage - Link
- Doin' mushrooms
- Fuck him
- Snort coke off the ASS OF A WHORE!
- Completely insane
- ★ Classical Teacher - Link
- Fuck it!
- Orgasm
- WHAT?!
- OH GAWDDD!
- Das my cock.
- Das my cock in your buttcheeks.
- I'm FUCKING WAKING YOU UP!!!
- Touching me with your penis?
- Lemme touch your penis.
- Now i'm going to touch your cock.
- On your lips
- Fuck
- ★ Deth Starr - Link
- Get your shit together, motherfucker!
- Son of a bitch
- Shit
- Fuckin'
- Blow that bitch to another dimension
- In the sky!
- Calamari (clean version only)
- ★ Flutes and Trombones - Link
- Hey, wha-what’s happening?
- Explain yourself!
- You goddamn motherfucking stupid piece of shit!
- Fuck YOU!
- (fighting)
- (crickets)
- Layin' down flute tracks
- Fuckin'
- Yeah?
- ★ Low Hangin' Fruit - Link
- OH MA GAWD!
- Butt-floss thong
- Horny
- Quantum Leap (Deluxe edition bonus track)
- Sleep
- Turd
- Rivers of Brown - Link
- Rivers of brown
- Rivers of gold
- ★ Rize of the Fenix - Link
- Fuckin'
- Chapter
- Tenacious D (in clean version)
- Stinky pile of cheese
- (explosion)
- Climbing into your window
- What
- You know it's no too late
- I don't care
- ★ Roadie - Link
- Can I sucka your dick
- Yes
- I sucked your dick
- Chode
- Up
- ★ Rock Is Dead - Link
- Gimme some head
- Bottle of Jack
- Blues (blew)
- ★ Señorita - Link
- Fuckin' fuck myself
- Fuckin'
- Fuck you! You piece of shit! (PUNCH)
- ★ They Fucked Our Asses - Link
- They fucked our asses
- They fucked them hard
- Throw Down
- Chop off my head
- Dead
- Hill (hell)
- You crazy motherfucker
- To Be The Best - Link
- THE BEST!
Post-Apocalypto[edit | edit source]
- Chainsaw Bazooka Machine Gun
- Chainsaw bazooka machine gun
- Cave - Link
- (sighing) Oh, that was fantastic!
- Dude, I'm in love
- (gag) Oh, God! That's disgusting!
- I'm so thirsty
- What's this?
- Ugh, I'm so fuckin' tired, dude
- Colors - Link
- Give a fuck
- ★ Daddy Ding Dong - Link
- One, two, three, four, five, mothafucka go!
- PREPARE TO DIIIIIIE!!!
- Bust a fuckin' nut
- Killed
- Dick
- Fuckin' kill
- You motherfuckers
- I'm gonna fuck you tonight!
- I'm going to fucking kill you
- (evil laugh)
- ★ Donald - Link
- This was a good idea
- NO!
- Oh, good, you're here to suck my dick, I assume. Suck it like there's no tomorrow
- Ohh, that's like the best I've ever had
- It was meee
- You're a piece of shit, and you can go fuck yourself
- Gonna fucking die
- What the fuck is going on here?!
- AHHHH, YESS
- ★ Fuck Yo-Yo Ma - Link
- To my
- I'm gonna eat some iced cream
- Orgasm
- I feel so good! (It feels so good)
- ★ Home - Link
- Wow. Here we are
- This gonna be so cool!
- WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK?
- Stone-cold shitheads
- Hello?
- Ohhohohohoh man, did I call you a shithead already?
- (Surprised yells)
- SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' TRAP
- I'mma torture you, and then I'm 'onna kill you"
- Oh no!
- What?
- What're you doing--
- I have an idea
- (Yell)
- What's the big deal?
- Hope - Link
- Live
- Uhhh
- Let's get it on
- I know you're in there
- Oh my god
- Time for some (insert)
- JB JR RAP
- Jables Jr
- 12 thousand years ago
- Or you're gonna be sacrificed
- MOTHERFUCKER YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Making Love - Link
- Cock
- Finger
- Earhole
- Painful
- Lick his butthole
- Suck his balls
- His cock
- Orgies
- Incredibly high
- There's no time for being shy
- I cannot have sex
- I AM COMPLETELY IN LOOOOOVE!
- ★ March - Link
- March, March, March, March.
- In the USA, you are not allowed to be gay, not anymore, that's what the law says
- ★ Robot - Link 1 Link 2
- Naked and alone
- What?
- (Suction noises)
- Mission accomplished
- In their (insert)
- Space - Link
- Fuck that guy
- Stay where you are
- (Guitar string)
- Take Us Into Space
- Elon Musk
- We're gonna drink some space juice mixed with gin
- Theme song - Link
- End of the line!
- Woman Time - Link
- Ow!
- Stop right there!
Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]
- ★ Beatles Medley
- Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT! (No, no, no!)
- And in the end, it's what you take…
- Cave Intro
- In your hands
- Poke you in the ass
- Yeah
- ★ Kyle Quit The Band Demo Tape - Link
- You slice of shit.
- Shut up, you fucking ass.
- (laughter)
- You bitch.
- You're my bitch, you fucking bitch.
- I'll come over there and bitch slap you with my cock, motherfucker.
- You're a fucking shit!
- I’ve been waiting for two hours
- You fucking cock!
- Bitch!
- Shitass
- Cockass (x2)
- You fucker!
- YOU'RE MY BITCH FUCKER!
- Stop laughing!
- Rock Your Socks (Live) - Link
- Drop trou
- Simply Jazz
- Why do you do it?
- You Never Give Me Your Money/The End
- Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT! (No, no, no!)
- You take
Tenacious D (HBO Series)[edit | edit source]
- ★ Death of a Dream (Cosmic Shame live performance) - Link
- I don't fucking know!
- Angel in Disguise (Karate live performance)
- With karate I'll kick your ass
- ★ The Search For Inspirado - [http:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9awBmTi7kk Link]
- Goddamnit
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- You...COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit, and I've been sitting around getting sick of your ATTITUDE! YOU FUCKER! YA FUCKIN' BITCH!
- You FUCKER!
- (Crying followed by extremely long temper tantrum)
- (High-pitched screech)
- Attitude!
- History live performance - Link
- Nacho supreme
- Kyle Quit the Band live performance - Link
- Kick some ass
- ★ Road Gig (Jesus Ranch live performance) - Link
- Smells of shit
- I fell in love with a baked potato
- I do believe so, yes
Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks[edit | edit source]
★ JB's BJ - Link
- FUCK! Six weeks and I've only sucked one cock!
- 5 dollars handjob, 10 dollars blowjob, 20 dollars rimjob.
- How's the blowjob?
- The blowjob is awesome!
- Okay
- That's a lotta cum!
- (Kyle and Jack scream)
- You don’t have any money!
- (disappointed trumpet sound)
- Shit!
★ Rock Star Sperm For Sale - Link
- Rock star sperm for sale! (x2)
- I know, goddammit, it blows.
★ Butt Baby - Link
- What the fuck?
- Oh, nothin'... we're just trippin' balls.
- LSD (X2)
Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks 2[edit | edit source]
- Hell Movie Skit - Link
- We're gonna fucking do it!
- Let's do it motherfucker!
- Where the fuck are we?
- Oh shit!
- (It's) Jesus fucking Christ!
★ Tenacious D: Time Fixers[edit | edit source]
- Why don't the two of you guys go stick your heads up each other's assholes, and suck the shit out of each other's butts?
- The time-space continnum got fucked up again.
- Kick his fuckin' ass!
- Let's fuckin' do this.
- Well, there's just one problem with your fuckin' plan, you goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit, we're gonna kick the living fuck outta you!
- You fucker.
- Assholes
- Blows!
- Beat the shit outta'
★ Jack Black on Piracy[edit | edit source]
- Don't be a douche.
- No kick-ass rock n roll or movies.
Jack Black on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire[edit | edit source]
- Tenacious D
Festival Supreme Promos[edit | edit source]
2014 Promo (feat. Kumail Nanjiani) - Link
- Okay. That just happened
2013 Promo (Electric Company parody) - Link
- Dicks
- Go fuck yourself in the ass
★ Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny[edit | edit source]
- It hurts my cock! - Link
- Holy shitballs. - Link
- I fucking love this band! - Link
- PERIOD! - Link
- The cock! Use the cock! - Link
- Oh goddammit (x2) - Link
- What the fuck are you doing? - Link
- (muffled) Fuck! - Link
- You're nothing but a mistake! I should've worn a condom!
- Well, what do we 'ave 'ere?
- I spy a stinking filthy fag!
- Amazing...ly bad
- Would you give me some space?
- I'm fuckin' outta here
- GIMME THAT FUCKIN
- Dumb shit
- You stupid dilweed
- Hey that's really PBBBHT!
- GO BACK TO KICKAPOO YOU FATASS MAMA'S BOY!
- Hold on, boy
- It's stuck to my butt!
- You're so fucking awesome, I love youuuuuuuuu
- OH SWEET BABY!
- Where the fuck am I?
- Yay!
- (Laughing)
- (Gasping)
- (Coughing)
- (Crying babbles)
- Your
- (booing)
- Bullshit (deleted scene)
- Screw it (The Government Totally Sucks deleted scene) - Link
- Pussies
- Cock
★ Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto[edit | edit source]
- Cave
- Monster
- Penises
- Donald
- Still
- Uhh, I have an idea
- Kill him!
- Home
- Ding-ding-ding, right again, dumbass!
- I'm gonna torture ya
- Hope
- Oh my God
- Robot
- My chainsaw bazooka machine gun
- If you're feeling horny and you need to cum, I will help you cum
- Okay
- You shall pay with your life
- (grunting)
- Terminator sent from the future
- With you, you little
- Space
- Dude, what the fuck is that?
Adam Sandler[edit | edit source]
- ★ Assistant Principal's Big Day - Link
- My genitalia
- Build toward orgasm
- I am ejaculating
- Satisfy each other orally
- Undress each other
- They are masturbating
- I play with myself
- Spanking it with a thumb up my ass
- ★ At a Medium Pace - Link
- Stick it up my ass
- Dick and balls
- Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
- Call me an ugly woman!
- Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
- Sit on the corner of the bed and
- Watch me whack off! (x2)
- Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
- Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
- I'm about to blow my load!
- You tell me it's time to make love, but now I can't, cause I spewed all over myself
- My scrotum
- Push it in and out!
- Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
- Take the shampoo bottle outta my ass
- Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
- Make love
- So sorry I spunked on my stomach
- Slow down
- ★ Bar Mitzvah Boy
- Crazy shit
- The Beating of a High School Bus Driver - Link
- (fighting noises)
- High school bus driver
- The Beating of a High School Janitor - Link
- (fighting noises)
- The Beating of a High School Science Teacher - Link
- (fighting noises)
- The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher - Link
- (fighting noises)
- ★ The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions - Link
- Fucked up
- Fuckin shit!
- My father's a fuckin' asshole, man!
- My mother's a piece of shit, too!
- A stupid bitch
- A real fat bitch
- Diarrhea
- I had to shit all fuckin' day!
- I've got a big fuckin' boner right now
- Sexual arousal
- Really hairy balls
- One time I ate my neighbors shit
- Up er' ass
- ★ The Buffoon and the Valedictorian -Link
- This popcorn’s fucking terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!
- It blew my fuckin' mind!
- She gives everybody head.
- Kathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits.
- I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off!
- My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day
- I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girl!
- I looked at my asshole in the mirror today
- I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!
- ★ The Chanukah Song Part 4
- Ron Jeremy's (fully Jewish and so's his) foot long buddy
- ★ The Cheerleader - Link
- Shut up!
- You suck! (x2)
- OW!
- You guys are assholes!
- ★ Do It For Your Mama - Link
- Beat off ya' khhack an' balls
- Ya cock and balls
- Whack ya cock n' nuts!
- Cock!
- Stroking
- ★ I'm So Wasted - Link
- Oh my god, he killed himself, he killed himself!
- Fuckin' shit!
- I know a guy who can suck his own dick!
- ★ Teenage Love on the Phone - Link
- Hey, man, what the hell are you doin' there?
- Fuckin' shit!
- One time I saw my grandmother in the shower! Her bush starts above her belly button!
- My neighbor's dog has a 4-inch clit!
- The Longest Pee
- Oh, thank God
- (pissing sounds)
- You pissed in your pants
- There you go
- ★ Ode To My Car - Link
- A big piece of shit
- (You) fucking piece of shit
- It sucks royal dick
- A fucking pile of shit
- My ass
- Lick my sweaty nutsack
- Oh, what the fuck did I do (x4, sometimes used as "What the fuck")
- Oh, fuck me
- Crack
- You’ll never ever ever get the pussy (Hey, shut up).
- Pile of metal shit
- ★ Oh Mom - Link
- NO!
- Sex or Weightlifting
- Himself
- ★ Toll Booth Willie- Link
- Considering you're a fuckin' idiot
- Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
- I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head in with a Louisville fucking slugger, what do you think of that ass-fuck!
- You fucking bitch, fuck you!
- You dirty whore
- You cum guzzling queen!
- Go fuck yourself
- Eat shit! Eat my shit!
- Isn’t that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of dog shit?
- You fucking douchebag!
- Go suck a cock!
- You piece of fucking repeating shit!
- Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
- Dried-up, stinky dick-licker
- The biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive
- Why you fucking hard-on!
- Fuckin' leg
- ★ Whore! Where Are You? - Link
- Whore! (numerous instances)
- No whore!
- Well then where de fuck is the whore?!
- (door slam)
- Goddamn whore bird! You'll get yours!
- Under the guest bed?
Jon Lajoie[edit | edit source]
- ★ 2 Girls 1 Cup Song - Link
- Lesbians
- Covered in vomit and human feces
- ★ Alone in the Universe
- Genitals
- Vagina
- Pee-Wee Herman
- "Being Gay" Commercial - Link
- Women
- Straight
- Being gay
- ★ The Birthday Song - Link
- Formed a sixty nine
- Abortion
- Horny as hell
- Ejaculated
- Put a condom on
- Blackbird (Recently Discovered Demo Recording) - Link
- Stop taking LSD
- Drug Commercial
- Condom
- Please don't shoot me, I have kids!
- Everyday Normal Crew - Link
- What the fuck did you just call me?
- Everyday Normal Guy - Link
- You want some of this, bitch?
- I could do this all day!
- Sexual performance
- I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
- Fear Boner
- Boner
- ★ The Fellatio Truth Movement - Link
- Getting your dick sucked
- Get your dick sucked
- Get my dick sucked
- Swallowing semen
- 30% of girls actually swallow. They swallow the semen.
- Your penis is inside someone else's mouth
- Sucking your cock
- You just lost a golden opportunity to get your dick wet!
- ★ Fuck Everything - Link
- Bitches
- Shit
- Fuck you
- Fuck me
- Drop my eyes
- I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible
- Don't give a fuck about
- Fuck 'em
- Bitch
- Motherfucker
- Bitch i don't give a fuck
- Semen
- I'm not gay
- Fuck my dick
- Motherfucking
- I don't give a fuck
- ”Hands” Commercial - Link
- Write a story about bird farts
- Air fingering
- Gay masturbation
- Straight masturbation
- I wanna put my penis in your bum!
- Damn Jews!
- My dick
- Make honey honey honey make honey honey
- Ow, why did you shoot me!
- You were looking at my girl so I shot ya, don’t ever fuck with a jealous hamburger!
- ★ High as Fuck - Link
- High as fuck
- That's fucked up
- Get the hell out of there
- ★ I Kill People - Link
- Uh-uh.
- Did you miss me?
- Awww yeah
- Police
- Still got love for the vaginal crease
- I'll suck your nuts
- Sucking them would be gay, and I'm totally not gay. I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A.
- 'Cause I don't give a fuck
- I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson... no wait, that just makes me sound racist
- Bitch
- Pow.
- Punk-ass gangsters
- Want to have sex with me
- They always have orgasms, cause my penis is so big
- 25 inches long, and 12 inches thick; I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
- I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
- The Anne Frank of erections... no, that's inappropriate
- An extra-large condom on my penis
- Vaginas (X2)
- Well, I'm not really invisible
- Player haters beware
- Old people burning
- Stupid poor people
- Put your hands up
- That's kinda messed up
- Bruce Willis
- ★ In Different Ways
- I have no penis
- Testicle
- One weird uni-ball
- Urinating
- Penetrating
- Cock
- Michael Jackson is Dead
- Fuckin'
- Semen
- Fuck you, you motherfuckin’ cunt-ass bitch!
- Not Giving a Fuck
- Seriously, who gives a fuck?
- Cunt-suck
- Swallow a whole box of birth control pills
- Masturbating with stolen cheese
- Pedophile Beards
- Convicted sex criminal
- ★ Pointless Profanity
- Go fuck yourself
- Your whore of a sister
- Your grandfather’s balls
- Sticky, smelly diarrhea
- Motherfucking son of a bitch bastard
- Snapping turtle!
- You big bunch of spineless pussies
- ★ Pointless Profanity 2 - Link
- Go fuck yourself
- Gallons of horse semen
- Cocks, cunts and assholes
- Human asshole
- What the fuck, man?
- I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fist-fuck a goat.
- Baby-sized penis
- Incestuous homosexual intercourse
- Menstruating prostitutes
- Your show fucking sucks
- Bitch
- You big bunch of dick-loving cum swappers
- What the fuck!
- ★ Potty Training Song
- Caca
- Pee-pee in your wee-wee
- ★ Punched In - Link
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- You are so fucked up
- ★ Punched In Ep. 2 - Link
- You make me fucking sick.
- Who. Gives. A. Fuck?
- Rapist Glasses
- Rapist (x3)
- ★ Show Me Your Genitals - Link
- Women are stupid and I don't respect them
- That's right. I just have sex with them
- Show me your genitals (x12)
- Genitalia
- Your titties (X2)
- Have sex
- I can't put my penis in your college degree
- That's right bitch, now take off your thong
- Naked (x2)
- Your bum
- I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay
- Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
- Vaginas
- Aw yeah!
- I'm out of here
- I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls
- ★ Show Me Your Genitals 2 E = MC Vagina - Link
- Aw yeah, I'm back... bitches.
- You're not sucking my cock
- Suck my dick
- Have sex with me
- Vagina (x2)
- Orgasms (x2)
- Having sex
- Long and hard
- My penis (X2)
- Gay
- Sex moves
- Enormous cock
- Sexual tiger
- Helen Keller
- Hulk Hogan
- My dick is like an airplane
- Two
- Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina
- I want my penis to be inside both of those things
- No wait, that's a bad example
- Sexpenze Commercial
- Whiskey dick
- The Best Song
- If you like eating sandwiches, you'd probably like this song! Because unlike sandwiches, this song is not made out of glass!
- The Best Christmas Song
- A better present would be to make my family still alive
- (laughter)
- Vaginal Hubris
- Her vagina
- ★ Very Super Famous - Link
- Oh, yeah drop the beats
- You are shit (x2)
- My penises
- Penises
- Semen (x2)
- I'm Osama bin Semen, the vaginal terrorist
- I'm Sodomy Hussein, the king of being hung
- I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
- I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants
- I'm Fidel Asstro, the dictator of X
- I'm President Hard-As-A-Rock Obama, I'm reforming the healthcare system - wait, that wasn't sexual.
- On 69/11, I took down two chicks
- My penis is super not small
- Women on my dick
- Anal virginity
- A condom
- Sodomy
- AIDS
- Vagina
- HIV
- Aw yeah!
- Get pussy
- Bitches
- You miss me, bitches?
- Chinese countries like Japan
- I led the Vaginist revolution in Russia
- I liberate girls from oppressive pants
- Make you pregnant in your bum
- Very Super Famous (Improved Instruments - Remix by Nemo Arpnen) - Link
- Sex with a girl on her perioid
- ★ WTF Collective - Link
- My Nutsack
- Jack Black
- Up in this bitch
- I couldn't remember shit
- Motherfucking
- Public urination
- Piss
- Fuckin
- Whip out my cock
- Whip out my dick
- Motherfuckers
- Can't handle this shit
- You're just a little bitch
- Fuck that shit
- I'll suck your dick
- Hell yeah bitch
- Badass
- Shit my pants
- Fly assholes
- Fuck that
- You guys raped me
- Who the fuck is this, did somebody shit their pants?
- ★ WTF Collective 2 - Link
- MC
- Back in this bitch
- Big tits
- Rape
- Jesus
- Five minutes ago
- Suicide
- Motherfucking
- Fuckin
- Bullshit
- Shoot myself
- Kurt Cobain
- Homosexual
- Heterosexual
- Fucked up
- Gay marriage
- Homophobic fucking asshole
- Being gay (Be a gay)
- Unnatural
- Jesus
- Penises go in vaginas
- Insane
- Show me your genitals
- Stupid
- Pull the trigger
- See you all in hell
- Killed himself
- John Lennon
- JFK
- OJ Simpson
- Shut up queerfags
- Vagina
- ★ WTF Collective 3 - Link
- That's racist
- Peace off bitches
- Motherfuckers
- Retarded
- Motherfucking
- Bill Gates
- iPhone
- Motherfucker
- Cock-blocks humself
- You're so sexy
- Hot tub with a bottle of champagne
- By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have aids
- Erection
- Suicide
- What the fuck's going on
- My dick was immense
- Retard
- Constipation
- Bowel movement
- Gay republican
- You're gonna get it you little dead bitch
- It's just a guy having sex with a dead body
- Dude, you just puked all over me
- What am I doing wrong?
Music[edit | edit source]
Choir / Barbershop[edit | edit source]
Da Vinci's Notebook[edit | edit source]
- ★ Enormous Penis- Link
- Take a look at my enormous penis!
Eugene Pitt and the Jive Five[edit | edit source]
- Never, Never - Link
- Never, never, never, no
Classical / Ragtime[edit | edit source]
Cesare Siepi[edit | edit source]
- I Get a Kick Out of You - Link
- Cocaine
Enrique Morente and Lagartija Nick[edit | edit source]
- Omega - Link
- (yell)
Tiny Tim[edit | edit source]
- Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year - Link
- Got the AIDS
- ★ Tiptoe through the Tulips - Link
- Tiptoe
Children's Music[edit | edit source]
Ann Austin[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Poo Song - Link
- You’ve got a poo in your pants, pants, pants
N.E.R.D.[edit | edit source]
- Squeeze Me (From The Spongebob Movie: Sponge out of Water) - Link
- Squeeze me
Country / Bluegrass[edit | edit source]
The Charlie Daniels Band[edit | edit source]
- The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Link
- Boy let me tell you what!
- And it sounded something like this.
- Sit down in that chair right there and let me show you s done!
David Allan Coe[edit | edit source]
- ★ Cum Stains On the Pillow - Link
- Cum stains on the pillow
- ★ Don't Bite the Dick - Link
- Don't bite the dick
- ★ Fuckin' in the Butt - Link
- Fuckin' in the butt (x3)
- I'd like to fuck the shit outta you (x4)
- ★ I Made Linda Lovelace Gag - Link
- Make Linda Lovelace gag
- Nickel-dime whore
- My dick's so goddamn big
- ★ Masturbation Blues- Link *#Masturbation *#As the cum spills on the floor
- ★ Nigger Fucker- Link
- A nigger
- So much bigger
- Big black dick
- Scumbag motherfucker
- Goddamn nigger
- Pussy
- Sucked him off
- Fuck
- Whips and Things - Link
- Good old Bloody Mary's on the rag again
- Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chin
- Finger Fuckin' Sally
- Suck 'Em Silly Shirley
Gretchen Wilson[edit | edit source]
- Redneck Woman
- Hell yeah
Johnny Cash[edit | edit source]
- A Boy Named Sue - Link
- Son of a bitch
- Any damn thing
- Hell of a fight
- Hurt (Nine Inch Nails cover) - Link
- I hurt myself today
- I will make you hurt
- I Hung My Head (Sting cover) - Link
- I wish I was dead
Kacey Musgraves[edit | edit source]
- Trailer Song - Link
- You nosy bitch
Ken Carlyle[edit | edit source]
- ★ Itty Bitty Titties - Link
- Itty bitty titties
- Big titties
- I don't give a damn
- Itty bitty nipples
- Children
- Girl Scout tent
- Favorite women
Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper[edit | edit source]
- ★ She's Vibrator Dependent - Link
- Vibrator
Oscar Brand[edit | edit source]
- Save a Fighter Pilot's Ass - Link
- Save a fighter pilot's ass
- Nickel on the grass
- Bloody button
- Goddamn (x2)
- My ass
- The Finest Fucking Family - Link
- Fucking
- Masturbation
- Bloody
- No doubt
- Arsehole (x3)
- Pecker
- Whore
- Finest Fucking Family (x2)
Rodney Carrington[edit | edit source]
- ★ Letter to My Penis (as performed on The Bob & Tom Show) - Link
- Penis (Pains)
- ★ Titties and Beer - Link
- Titties and beer
- Queer
Tennessee Ernie Ford[edit | edit source]
- Dixie (Union Version)
- Dixie
Tim Wilson[edit | edit source]
- ★ Booty Man - Link
- Look at that booty, show me the booty
- Gimme the booty, I want the booty
- Kickin' the booty
- Your mama's booty
- Touchin' the booty
- Used booty
Uncle Kracker[edit | edit source]
- Follow me - Link
- Follow me
Wheeler Walker Jr.[edit | edit source]
- ★ All the Pussy You Will Slay - Link
- Cock
- Pussy hole
- A bunch of fuckin' sluts
Disco / Funk[edit | edit source]
The Bee Gees[edit | edit source]
- You Should Be Dancing - Link
- Dancing
CeeLo Green[edit | edit source]
- ★ Fuck You - Link
- Ain’t that some shit
- I really hate your ass right now
- Fuck you
- Nigga
- Why
Charlie Wilson[edit | edit source]
- There Goes My Baby - Link
- We gonna have some babies
Gloria Gaynor[edit | edit source]
- I Will Survive - Link
- By my side
Hot Chocolate[edit | edit source]
- Heaven's in the Backseat of My Cadillac - Link
- Back seat of my Cadillac
KC and the Sunshine Band[edit | edit source]
- Get Down Tonight
- Me and you
- Oh, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Woo! Get down tonight!
- Please Don't Go
- Don't go
- ★ (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty - Link
- Don't fight, the feeling
- Chance
- Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
- Shake your booty, shake your booty!
- Very well
- The Midnight Special performance - Link
- Shake
- That's the Way (I Like It) - Link
- That's the way
- Uh huh, uh huh
- Turn me on
Kool and The Gang[edit | edit source]
- Get Down On It - Link
- Get down on it!
- Ladies Night - Link
- Ladies Night
Marvin Gaye[edit | edit source]
- I Heard It Through the Grapevine - Link
- I heard it through the grapevine
- ★ Let's Get It On - Link
- Let's get it on
- Sexual Healing
- Baby, I'm hot just like an oven
Mary Jane Girls[edit | edit source]
- In My House - Link
- In my house
Rick James[edit | edit source]
- Super freak - Link
- Very Kinky
- The kind you don't take home to mother
- All time favorite
The Trammps[edit | edit source]
- Disco Inferno - Link
- Burn, baby, burn!
Vicki Sue Robinson[edit | edit source]
- Turn The Beat Around - Link
- Turn (the beat) around!
Jazz / Blues[edit | edit source]
Amy Winehouse[edit | edit source]
- Rehab - Link
- Rehab
Atlantic Starr[edit | edit source]
- Armed and Dangerous
- Dangerous
Ella Fitzgerald[edit | edit source]
- I Get a Kick Out of You - Link
- Cocaine
Frank Sinatra[edit | edit source]
- Fly Me to the Moon - Link
- In other words
- One More For the Road (1962 Royal Festival Hall) - Link
- One more for the road
Kay Kaser and His Orchestra[edit | edit source]
- [I Got Spurs That] Jingle, Jangle, Jingle
- Jangle
Natalie Cole[edit | edit source]
- Route 66 - Link
- Sixty
Nouvelle Vague[edit | edit source]
- Too Drunk to Fuck (Dead Kennedys cover) - Link
- Fuck
Robert Goulet[edit | edit source]
- Do You Hear What I Hear? - Link
- Little (lamb to the shepherd) boys (Said the shepherd boy)
Screamin' Jay Hawkins[edit | edit source]
- I Put a Spell On You - Link
- (scream)
Wild Cherry[edit | edit source]
- Play That Funky Music (White Boy) - Link
- Till you die
Multiple Genres[edit | edit source]
The Algorithm[edit | edit source]
- Access Granted - Link
- Aw yeah!
- (isolated synth)
- (sub hit)
- Cluster - Link
- (plucking noise)
- Logic Bomb - Link
- (evil laugh)
- Overclock - Link
- (music)
- Panic - Link
- Intruder detected
The Arrogant Worms[edit | edit source]
- Happy Birthday - Link
- Walt Disney
The Association[edit | edit source]
- Along Comes Mary - Link
- Tastes as sweet as the punch
- Windy - Link
- Everyone knows
- Tripping down the streets of the city
Beastie Boys[edit | edit source]
- Fight For Your Right - Link
- Porno mag
- Girls - Link
- Girls to do the dishes, girls to clean up my room, girls to do the laundry
Beck[edit | edit source]
- Devils Haircut - Link
- Orgies
- Satan Gave me a Taco - Link
- Satan gave me a taco, and it made me really sick. The chicken was real raw, and the grease was mighty thick
- Pay No Mind (Snoozer) - Link
- A giant dildo crushing the sun
- Fuckin' With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock) - Link
- Fucking with my head
Bishop Bullwinkle[edit | edit source]
- Hell to the Naw Naw
- Hell naw
The Bloodhound Gang[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Bad Touch - Link
- Sex
- Horny (x2)
- God
- Turn me on
- Do it doggy style
- Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
- Fire Water Burn - Link
- Burn, motherfucker
- Let the motherfucker burn
- I Hope You Die - Link
- Masturbates to
- ★ Mope - Link
- Relax!
- Ah shit, here comes Pac Man…
- Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is, motherfuckers?!?
- Me, you bitches! I’m high on crack!
- Wanna freebase?
- Drugs are bad!
- Pussies!
- (inhale)
- Whoa! Holy shit!
- Screwing You On the Beach At Night - Link
- Screwing you
Bobby Darin[edit | edit source]
- Beyond the Sea - Link
- Sea
Crotchduster[edit | edit source]
- ★ Mammal Sauce - Link
- Listen up, motherfuckers!
- Gay
- Mammal sauce
- Mammal sauce on my wang
- ★ Crotchopus - Link
- Dirty Asians who love jewish dildos
- I got balls
- Fucking Never
- ★ Cain Sings The Blues - Link
- Camel hair thong
- ★ Let Me Into Starfish Land - Link
- Asshole
Denis Leary[edit | edit source]
- Asshole - Link
- Suburbanite slob
- Greaseball burgers
Eddy Grant[edit | edit source]
- Electric Avenue - Link
- We're gonna rock down to
Eduard Khil[edit | edit source]
- I Am Very Glad, As I Am Finally Returning Back Home (aka the Trololo Song)
- Trolololol
Frank Zappa[edit | edit source]
- The Central Scrutinizer - Link
- All the laws that haven't been passed yet
- Cock-Suckers' Ball - Link
- Cocksuckers
- Crew Slut - Link
- Waiting for you
- Dancin' Fool - Link
- Wait a minute
- Dong Work for Yuda - Link
- The iron sausage
- Dong
- Joe's Garage - Link
- Don't you boys know any nice songs?
- On the Bus/Toad-O-Line - Link
- Who works at the Jack-In-The-Box
- Outside Now - Link
- Plook the fuck out of
- Executive
- Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast - Link
- Yes, indeed. Here we are
- ★ Stick It Out - Link
- Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
- Stick out your hot curly weenie
- Weenie
- Jizz upon the sofa
- Sy Borg - Link
- You're plooking too hard
- Plooking too hard on meeeee!
- Marital aides
- Plook
- Too hard
- ★ Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Link
- Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeee?
- I got it from the toilet seat
- Cock
- Gono(co-co-)coccus (sometimes used as "cock")
Foster the People[edit | edit source]
- Pumped Up Kicks - Link
- You better run, better run, outrun my gun
Grant MacDonald[edit | edit source]
- Ram Ranch - Link
- Sucked
- Ram Ranch 10
- Prince Edward Island
- Canada
Gorillaz[edit | edit source]
- Clint Eastwood - Link
- But not for long
- ★ Feel Good Inc. - Link
- Ass cracks
Igorrr[edit | edit source]
- Absolute Psalm - Link
- (Melodic screaming)
- Damaged Wig - Link
- (grunt)
- Houmous - Link
- (yell)
- (swelling choir)
Jason Mraz[edit | edit source]
- I'm Yours - Link
- God Forsaken Right!
Joe[edit | edit source]
- Very Special Friend - Link
- Sexiness
Joe Jackson[edit | edit source]
- Stepping Out - Link
- WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kenny Loggins[edit | edit source]
- Danger Zone
- Highway to the danger zone
Kid Rock[edit | edit source]
- American Bad Ass - Link
- Fuckin'
- Are you scared?
- Porno flick
- Suck my dick
- Ass
- Bawitdaba - Link
- Cell block six
The Left Rights[edit | edit source]
- Alabaster Street - Link
- Anus
- Ass In My Face Part 2 - Link
- There's an ass in my face
- I'm on Crack - Link
- Pull to the right, pull to the left
Long Beach Dub Allstars[edit | edit source]
- Listen to DJ's - Link
- Have sex
Mark Mothersbaugh[edit | edit source]
- Vitamin P (rough Pee-Wee's Playhouse theme demo) - Link
- What's it gonna be today?
Maroon 5[edit | edit source]
- One More Night - Link
- Filthy as hell!
Michael Jackson[edit | edit source]
- Beat It
- Beat it
- Smooth Criminal - Link
- Bloodstains
- Are you okay?
- Thriller - Link
- (*Evil Laughter*)
- Wanna Be Startin' Something
- Startin' something
Miley Cyrus[edit | edit source]
- We Can't Stop - Link
- Strip club
Nik Kershaw[edit | edit source]
- The Riddle - Link
- False alarm
- Gasoline
Panic! at the Disco[edit | edit source]
- ★ I Write Sins, Not Tragedies - Link
- A whore
- Goddamn
- Victorious - Link
- Tonight we are victorious!
- Washed up celebrity
Peaches[edit | edit source]
- Fuck the Pain Away - Link
- Suckin' on my titties
- My titties
- Tent in Your Pants - Link
- In your pants
Prince[edit | edit source]
- Kiss
- Act your age, not your shoe size
- Little Red Corvette
- Got to slow down
- Soft and Wet - Link
- Wet
Sheryl Crow[edit | edit source]
- If It Makes You Happy - Link
- Geronimo's rifle
- The Na-Na Song - Link
- Fucking
- Phallic
- Reach Around Jerk - Link
- Shit
- Jerk
Simon and Garfunkel[edit | edit source]
- The Boxer - Link
- From the whores on seventh avenue
- I am a Rock - Link
- I am alone
Sparks[edit | edit source]
- ★ What the Hell Is It This Time? - Link
- What the hell is it this time?
The Spencer Davis Group[edit | edit source]
- Gimme Some Lovin'
- The place is on fire!
Teddybears[edit | edit source]
- Cobrastyle - Link
- My style is the
Pop / Electronic[edit | edit source]
A Lost People[edit | edit source]
- Big Booty Bitches
- Big booty bitches
ABC[edit | edit source]
- Poison Arrow - Link
- Shoot that poison arrow
Alien Red Wolf[edit | edit source]
- Willy Bum Bum
- Put it in my bumb
Anna Akana[edit | edit source]
- Flaky Friends
- At the coffee shop
- ★ Pretty Girls Don't Cry
- I got 6 cats but one ran away. Pretty fitting that Ghost was her name: she ghosted.
- Crucify my heart on Christmas
- My career's goin' mothafuckin' viscous!
- Pretty girls don't cry
- Bye-bye!
- Doing the dishes
- Jesus (isolated vocals)
- Seeing me on billboards
- Dumb whores
- What? (isolated vocals)
- And if you wanna get with my ex then get with him.
- We ain't got no time to fuck around
- We be taking over this whole town
- Uh-huh
- My coven is the sickest, my girls are my witches, badass boss bitches so good that they wicked (isolated vocals)
- It's true
- (Crowd chanting through vocal isolation)
- I ain't trippin'
- Oh, here it comes!
- (Trumpet imitations)
- (Chuckling at the end/"We'll see if any of that's usable!")
- ★ Quicksand
- Mouthful of razor blades
- I know you think I wouldn't split straight through your chest, but I got my fist on the throttle and my finger on the trigger
- I take pills to get better but only get sicker
- I only fuck it up
- Fuckin' miserable but... I like it.
- I like it...
- I'm sinking through quicksand
- Quick take my hand
- I need company in Hell
- Hand full of steel grenades
- Not afraid to die today
- Self Control
- 3 AM
- I need a little self control to control myself
- ★ Screw You
- What did you do?
- Screw you (3x)
- Screw your for screwing every whore
- Every whore
- Your ass
- Get pictures of tits from fat women on the internet
- And I still had to cum
- Seeing this shit
- You were just drunk and horny
- What the hell was I thinking?
- What the hell am I thinking? I AM SUCH A PUSSY!!
- Fuck you (3x)
- Fuck you for fucking every whore
- He gets me wetter than you ever did and ever could do
- Bigger than you
- Ha ha ha, I bet you're really sorry now.... but I don't give a fuck.
- Fuck you-(low pitched fade out)
Aphex Twin[edit | edit source]
- ★ Come to Daddy - Link
- (bloodcurdling scream)
- Milkman - Link
- Milk
AWOLNATION[edit | edit source]
- Sail - Link
- Sail!
- Thiskidsnotalright - Link
- Fuck
The Avalanches[edit | edit source]
- Frontier Psychiatrist - Link
- Midgets
- That [boy] needs therapy
Backstreet Boys[edit | edit source]
- Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Link
- Everybody!
Bananarama[edit | edit source]
- Venus - Link
- I'm your (Venus)
The Black Eyed Peas[edit | edit source]
- Just Can't Get Enough
- Boy, I think about it every night and day. I'm addicted and I wanna drown inside your love
- My Humps - Link
- What you gon' do with all that junk?
- I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
- Let’s Get Retarded - Link
- Let’s get retarded in here
- Where is the Love?
- Where is the love?
Blackbear[edit | edit source]
- Shake Ya Ass (ft. P-Lo) - Link
- Ass
- Titties
Blood on the Dancefloor[edit | edit source]
- Candyland - Link
- Split your ass in two
Boards of Canada[edit | edit source]
- 1969 - Link
- 69
Bombs Away[edit | edit source]
- ★ Big Booty Bitches - Link
- Big Booty Bitches
- Skinny bitches
- Bi-Bi Boo-Boo (long stream of babbling)
Britney Spears[edit | edit source]
- Gimme More - Link
- Bitch
The Buggles[edit | edit source]
- Video Killed The Radio Star - Link
- Video
- Killed
- Back in '52
- Children
Calvin Harris[edit | edit source]
- I Need Your Love (ft Ellie Goulding)
- I need your (insert)
Catatonic Overload[edit | edit source]
- The Sexual Thrill - Link
- The sexual thrill
Chris Brown[edit | edit source]
- Look at Me Now (feat. Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes) - Link
- I'm done
- Bitch ass nigga
Cyriak[edit | edit source]
- Meow - Link
- Meow
Daft Punk[edit | edit source]
Dana Swanson[edit | edit source]
- I Like Your Booty(But I’m not gay) - Link
- I’m not gay
David Guetta[edit | edit source]
- Club Can't Handle Me - Link
- Can't handle me
- ★ Sexy Bitch (ft Akon) - Link
- Damn
- You’s a sexy bitch
Dead or Alive[edit | edit source]
- ★ You spin me right round - Link
- Watch out, here I come
- You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, right round.
Dexy's Midnight Runners[edit | edit source]
- Come On Eileen - Link
- Come (cum)
Die Antwoord[edit | edit source]
- DJ Hi-Tek Rulez - Link
- DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
- Fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy
Disterio[edit | edit source]
- Welcome to the Cum Zone - Link
- Cum (several instances)
- Semen huffer
- My dad fell into a cum shaft
- Act your age, not your dick size
- Bottom-boy
- 420
- I'm just a little dank
- What's all the cum-motion?
Diabolo-ical[edit | edit source]
- Lol U Died - Link
- LOL, U DIED.
DJ Tomcraft[edit | edit source]
- Overdose - Link
- Overdose
Drake[edit | edit source]
- Hotline Bling - Link
- Call me on
- ★ Over - Link
- Who the fuck are y'all?
- What am I doin'
- Oh yeah. That's right. I'm doin (me.)
- YOLO
- You only live once
E-Rotic[edit | edit source]
- I'm Horny - Link
- Horny
Ed Sheeran[edit | edit source]
- The A Team - Link
- The Motherland
Eiffel 65[edit | edit source]
- ★ I'm Blue - Link
- I'm blue
- Blue Corvette
- Yo listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in the Blue World
- Blue
Fergie[edit | edit source]
- Glamorous - Link
- You ain't got no money, take your broke ass home.
- ★ London Bridge - Link
- OH SHIT!
The Foundations[edit | edit source]
- Build Me Up Buttercup - Link
- Buttercup
Frankie Goes To Hollywood[edit | edit source]
- Relax - Link
- RELAX!
Gwen Stefani[edit | edit source]
- Hollaback Girl - Link
- That's my shit!
- Heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it!
Günther[edit | edit source]
- Ding Dong Song - Link
- Oh, you touch my tra-la-la
- Love toy
Haddaway[edit | edit source]
- What Is Love - Link
- Don't hurt me!
- No more!
Hatsune Miku[edit | edit source]
- Nassu Batsi
- (scream)
- Po Pi Po
- Po-po-po-pi-po
The Holland Boys[edit | edit source]
- ★ I Am Gay - Link
- I am gay
- I like men
- Gay
- Suck your dick
- Men are my passion
- Boy... (moans)
- You're coming home with me
Jean-Jacques Perrey[edit | edit source]
- Charley’s Stoned - Link
- (Blubbering)
Jordin Sparks[edit | edit source]
- ★ No Air - Link
- It's so hard for me to (breathe)
Justin Timberlake[edit | edit source]
- SexyBack (ft. Timbaland)
- Sexy
Justin Bieber[edit | edit source]
- Rich Girl (ft. Soulja Boy) - Link
- Justin Bieber (X2)
Katy Perry[edit | edit source]
- California Gurls - Link
- California
- Katy
- I Kissed a Girl
- I liked it
- Last Friday Night - Link
- Credit cards
Ke$ha[edit | edit source]
- Tik Tok - Link
- Bottle of Jack
- Tipsy
- My junk
- Crunk
Lady Gaga[edit | edit source]
- Paparazzi - Link
- Paparazzi
Laura Branigan[edit | edit source]
- Self Control - Link
- Among the creatures of the night
Laurent Wolf[edit | edit source]
- Wash My World - Link
- Wash my (insert)
Lily Allen[edit | edit source]
- Fuck You - Link
- Fuck you
The Lillingtons[edit | edit source]
- I Got Screwed Again - Link
- I got screwed again
LMFAO[edit | edit source]
Loco Loco[edit | edit source]
- It Burns, Burns, Burns - Link
- In
Madness[edit | edit source]
- Our House - Link
- Our house, in the middle of the street
Madonna[edit | edit source]
- Like a Virgin - Link
- And you're mine!
- Til the end of time
Manuel[edit | edit source]
- GAS GAS GAS - Link
- Gas
Marc Kiss[edit | edit source]
- Bad Girl (Max Kinscheck Remix) - Link
- Super sexy
Mark Ronson[edit | edit source]
- Uptown Funk (ft. Bruno Mars)- Link
- Saturday Night
Max Coveri[edit | edit source]
- Running In The 90s - Link
- In the streets
Mike Jones[edit | edit source]
- Cuddy Buddy (feat. Lil Wayme T-Pain & Twista)
- Cuddy buddy
Morty Simmons[edit | edit source]
- ★ Hands Up is Dead - Link
- Like I give a fuck
Murray Head[edit | edit source]
- One Night In Bangkok - Link
- What do you mean?
- Crowded polluted stinking (town)
- In the Somerset Maugham suite
Nicki Minaj[edit | edit source]
- Super Bass - Link
- Pop bottles
- Coke
- Mothafuckin'
- Hell of a guy
- Who the ef I is
- Cummin' (coming)
- (B)ass
- Niggas
- Panties
- American
- Feminine side
- Boom, boom, badoom
- Starships - Link
- Bud Light
- Bitches
- Fuck (x2)
- Higher than a motherfucker
- Anaconda - Link
- (laughing)
- Buns
- Butt
- Bitch
- Shit
- Pill
- Fuck 'em
- Stupid Hoe - Link
- Bitch
- Piss
- Bitches
- Suck my diznik
- Ass
- Stupid hoe
- What the fuck's good?
Nicolas Fedorov[edit | edit source]
- The Computer - Link
- Computer
Osno1[edit | edit source]
- How to Dress as Human
- In my tight
O-Zone[edit | edit source]
- Numa Numa (English version) - Link
- It's me!
P!nk[edit | edit source]
- Blow Me One Last Kiss - Link
- I think you're full of shit!
- Get The Party Started - Link
- So you better
- Just Like a Pill - Link
- Little Bitch
Parry Gripp[edit | edit source]
- Fried Chicken - Link
- Fried chicken
- I Got No iPhone
- I wanna die
- Suicide
Paul McCartney[edit | edit source]
- Wonderful Christmastime - Link
- Ding-dong
Pitbull[edit | edit source]
- Feel This Moment (ft. Christina Aguilera) - Link
- Aguilera
- Fireball - Link
- Baby, I’m a fireball
- Give Me Everything (ft. Ne-Yo, Nayer and Afrojack) - Link
- Lindsay Lohan
- I Know You Want Me - Link
- One, two, three, four (Uno, dos, tres, cuatro)
- Damn he's hot
- Shit
- Fat ass
- Timber (ft. Ke$ha) - Link
- (harmonica)
Pogo[edit | edit source]
- Aye Aye (ft. Klarisse De Guzman) - Link
- Chased by the baddies
- It's a stupid story
- Open up the door
- Crooks
PSY[edit | edit source]
- Gangnam Style - Link
- Sexy lady!
R. Kelly[edit | edit source]
- Bump 'n Grind - Link
- My body's
- Trapped in the Closet - Link
- Midget
Rebecca Black[edit | edit source]
- Friday - Link
- Its Friday!
Rick Astley[edit | edit source]
- ★ Never Gonna Give You Up - Link
- You know the rules
- And so do I
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Together Forever - Link
- Together forever
Rihanna[edit | edit source]
- Don't Stop The Music - Link
- Please don't stop the music!
- Shut Up And Drive - Link
- Shut up and (drive!)
Rockwell[edit | edit source]
- Somebody's Watching Me (feat. Michael Jackson)
- I’m just an average man with an average life
S3RL[edit | edit source]
- MTC - Link
- Hentai
- Masturbate
Scooter[edit | edit source]
- Faster, Harder, Scooter
- Faster
- Harder
Skrillex[edit | edit source]
- First of the Year (Equinox)
- Call 911 now!
- Kill Everybody - Link
- I want to kill everybody in the world
- (beat drop)
- Kyoto - Link
- Skrill
- Purple Lamborghini (feat. Rick Ross) - Link
- Skrillex
Sonseed[edit | edit source]
- Jesus Is My Friend - Link
- Taught me how to live my life as it should be
Spice Girls[edit | edit source]
- Wannabe - Link
- Wanna
Starbomb[edit | edit source]
- ★ I Choose You To Die - Link
- (Gran)bullshit!
- Crazy motherfuckin' (insert)
- Holy fuck!
- Shot in the nuts
- Its Dangerous to Go Alone
- Wee-wee weapon
- ★ Mega Marital Problems - Link
- Wife
- Wait, you douchebag!
- I bring sex moves from the future
- Super-devil-ultra-mega nut-buster cum-blast
- Mega dick, activate!
- I'm gonna end your life!
- She's a shallow whore
- Douche
- Sonic's Best Pal - Link
- Eat a dick!
- PCP
- (Screaming)
- STREET JUSTICE DEATH EXECUTION
- NOW THAT THAT EGG-SHAPED COCKSUCKER’S DEAD
Suzie Seacell[edit | edit source]
- Me and My Vibrator
- Vibrator
Thomas Dolby[edit | edit source]
- She Blinded Me With Science - Link
- I don't believe it!
Tomboy[edit | edit source]
- It's OK 2 B Gay - Link
- Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Tonetta[edit | edit source]
- 'Drugs, Drugs, Drugs
- Drugs, drugs, drugs
twenty one pilots[edit | edit source]
- ★ Ride
- Oh, woah, woah! I'm falling!
Tyrese[edit | edit source]
- Broke Ass Niggas - Link
- I'm tired of these broke ass niggas calling my phone!
Usher[edit | edit source]
- DJ's Got Us Fallin' in Love - Link
- Falling in love
- Love in This Club - Link
- I wanna make love in this club
Vera Lynn[edit | edit source]
- We'll Meet Again - Link
- We'll meet again
Rap / Hip - Hop[edit | edit source]
2 Live Crew[edit | edit source]
- ★ Get the Fuck Out of My House - Link
- Get up off your ass and clean up all this shit
- Get the fuck out my house (x2)
- Bitch
- ★ If You Believe In Having Sex Link
- Hell yeah!
- Hell, fuck yeah!
- I’m gonna get some pussy!
- Oh, shit!
- Me So Horny - Link
- I'm so horny, I-I'm, so horny
- Pop That Pussy - Link
- Big ol' titties
- Look at the ass on that bitch!
- We Want Some Pussy - Link
- To all of you bitches, and hoes, lets have group sex.
- Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
- WE WANT SOME PUSSY!
- I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
50 Cent[edit | edit source]
- Candy Shop - Link
- Lollipop
- In da Club - Link
- Sex
- Murder One - Link
- Fifty
- P.I.M.P. - Link
- A motherfucking P.I.M.P
69 Boyz[edit | edit source]
- Tootsee Roll - Link
- 69
2400 Kevo[edit | edit source]
- Why the Fuck You Lyin'? - Link
- Why the fuck you lyin'?
A Lost People[edit | edit source]
- Big Booty Bitches (Bombs Away cover) - Link
- Big booty bitches
A2M[edit | edit source]
- I Got Bitches - Link
- Big fat asses
- My balls
- Suck on my balls
- Asshole
Ace Hood[edit | edit source]
- Bugatti
- A new bugatti
Action Bronson[edit | edit source]
- Terry - Link
- Whacked off
Afroman[edit | edit source]
- ★ Crazy Rap (Colt 45 And 2 Zig Zags) - Link
- Pussy
- Marijuana
- Leader of the Ku Klux Klan
- We fucked on the bed
- Fucked on the floor
- Fucked
- Sucked my dick 'till the shit turn white
- Titties
- She whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
- That's the best damn pussy I ever had
- The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
- Smoke
- Weed
- Feelin' high as hell
- Ass
- Big butt
- Big titties
- Joint
- Good morning, ladies
- You like that shit man?
- I got a gang of that shit man!
- Colt .45
- Afroman
- Rap CDs
- Sell
- She said AAAIIIEEE
- Eastside Palmdale
- I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
- I fucked her own credit so I owe her
- Beautiful sexy hoe
- Fuck her til she turned to a white Albino
- Put that pussy in a coma
- Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
- I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
- I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
- I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
- Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
- I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
- Colonel Sanders
- Cheech and Chong
- I made this lady from Japan, never made love with an African, I fucked her once
- Extended Version ★
- Gotta go jack off
- He start beaten on your ass
- You're fucking his woman
- That's her big boyfriend
- Gettin upset cause you can't get her wet
- Went over to the girls house to fuck
- Play it off and eat the pussy
- Pussy just ain't no good
- It take her so long to cum
- Your dick was hard but now it's soft
- You had a girl to rock your world
- Music Video
- Afroman
- ★ Bacc 2 School - Link
- Nigganometry
- Eat a fat dick
- Fuck a black dude
- Orgies
- Suck my dick
- Cook that crack
- Fucked up
- The police
- Eat da pussy
- The university of smoking marijuana
- An ex-convict
- ★ Because I Got High - Link
- Now I'm jackin' off
- Eat yo' pussy
- But then I got high
- Selling dope
- Child support
- Run from the cops
- Blunt
- ★ Hungry Hustler - Link
- Bag of weed
- Fuck McDonald's and Taco Bell
- That modern day slavery (hell no) is knocking on my front door
- Porno tapes
- ★ Ho Stopper - Link
- Pussy
- Because I Got High (Extended Version) - Link
- Beeyatch!
Akon[edit | edit source]
- I Wanna Fuck You - Link
- Convict (x2)
- Music
- Windin' and grindin'
- That pole
- I wanna fuck you
- Put this dick on you
- Pussy
- Them poles
- Niggas
- Smoking
- Humpin'
- Titties
Atmosphere[edit | edit source]
- One of a Kind - Link
- SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B-Hamp[edit | edit source]
- Do the Ricky Bobby - Link
- Give me some water!
- Do the Ricky Bobby
Bankroll Mafia[edit | edit source]
- Fuck This Shit Up - Link
- Fuck this bitch up
Billy The Fridge[edit | edit source]
- I Stand with Misha (Leafy, Pyrocynical, RiceGum, KeemStar, etc.) Remix - Link
- Ass whoopin'
- Go fuck yourself
- Leafy is Where? - Link
- In that ass
Black Rob[edit | edit source]
- Whoa!
- Fucked up in the head
BLVC[edit | edit source]
- WHY U MAD
- Mad
Bobby James[edit | edit source]
- Pornhub and Chill - Link
- Pornhub on the internet
Booty Bass[edit | edit source]
- Shake That Ass Bitch - Link
- Shake that ass!
BROCKHAMPTON[edit | edit source]
- QUEER
- Skinny boi
Bubba Sparxxx[edit | edit source]
- Ms. New Booty - Link
- Booty
Busta Rhymes[edit | edit source]
- The Abstract & the Dragon Speak Again - Link
- Fuckin' nasty
Cam Steady[edit | edit source]
- Dialga vs. Palkia vs. Giratina | Pokemon Rap Battle
- Dickhead
Capone-N-Noreaga[edit | edit source]
- Bang, Bang (ft. Foxy Brown) - Link
- Bang
Cardi B[edit | edit source]
- WAP
- Macaroni in a pot, that's a wet ass pussy
Chief Keef[edit | edit source]
- I Don't Like - Link
- Strap-on
- Not dykes
Chingy[edit | edit source]
- Holidae In - Link
- Chillin at the Holidae In
- Right Thurr - Link
- Right thurr
- Beware!
Childish Gambino[edit | edit source]
- 3005
- Hold up, wait a minute
CMoney2343[edit | edit source]
- She Shit On My Dick - Link
- On my dick
- That's some fucked up shit
Cole the Rapper[edit | edit source]
- I Eat Shit - Link
- Fucking your mom
- Take a piss
Cupcakke[edit | edit source]
- Deep Throat
- Hump me! Fuck me!
- Vagina - Link
- Vagina
Cypress Hill[edit | edit source]
- Insane In The Membrane - Link
- Insane in the membrane
D4L[edit | edit source]
- ★ Laffy Taffy - Link
- Skeet skeet skeet
- Like a water hose
Dababy[edit | edit source]
- VIBEZ
- Let's go!
Da Lench Mob[edit | edit source]
- ★ Guerillas in Tha Mist - Link
- Dick and nutsack
- Come {cum}
Dame Grease[edit | edit source]
- The Future - Link
- Niggas' buttholes
Dan Bull[edit | edit source]
- Dungeon Keeper Rap - Link
- The [hand of evil] strikes again!
David Banner[edit | edit source]
- Like a Pimp (ft. Lil' Flip) - Link
- Pimp
Death Grips[edit | edit source]
- I Want It, I Need It - Link
- Orgy
Digital Underground[edit | edit source]
- The Humpty Dance - Link
- 69
DJ Assault[edit | edit source]
- ★ Ass N Titties 2001 - Link
- Ass n titties
- Hot horny hoes
DJ Chip[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bang, Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet - Link
- Skeet skeet skeet
DJ Funk[edit | edit source]
- Fuck Dat Ass - Link
- Fuck dat ass
DJ Khaled[edit | edit source]
- All I Do Is Win
- No matter what
DMX[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bring Your Whole Crew - Link
- They don't... I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse. I'm a nasty nigga; when you pass me...
- I don't give a fuck
- Whole crew
- Like a bitch, cause you is a bitch and always been a bitch and you know how niggas do a bitch we run up in a bitch, put something in a bitch, nigga
- Nigga
- Think that you can blow me?
- Chew a hole through
- The Future
- Nigga's butthole
- Party Up! - Link
- Some shit
Doe Grimee[edit | edit source]
- Pussy Slayer - Link
- Pussy slayer
Domo Genesis[edit | edit source]
- Double Cheeseburger - Link
- Six hundred sixty six
Donnis[edit | edit source]
- ★ Tonight - Link
- Diarrhea
Dr. Dre[edit | edit source]
- All in a Day's Work
- All in a day's work
- Bitches Ain't Shit - Link
- Bitches
- Fuck wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin') - Link
- YEAH, motherfucker!
- Fuck You - Link
- Fuck bad bitches
- ★ The Next Episode - Link
- Hold up
- Smoke weed everyday
EarlWolf[edit | edit source]
- ★ Orange Juice - Link
- Erection
- Do not give a fuck
- White ass
Eazy-E[edit | edit source]
- Eazy Duz It - Link
- Bitch, shut the fuck up!
- My Babyz Mama
- Fuck my baby's mama
- 'Real Muthaphuckkin G's
- Doggy dicks
Eminem[edit | edit source]
- Ass Like That - Link
- I ain't ever seen an ass like that
- I don't believe it
- Almost too good to be true
- You make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing
- Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
- Bitch Please II - Link
- Come on bitch
- Where the fuck I comin' from
- Flippin the bird
- Oh for show
- Limp Bizkit
- Pimp shit
- That's the devil
- Criminal- Link
- Prostitute
- Em Calls Paul - Link
- (Shitting sounds)
- If I Had - Link
- Condom On
- Insane - Link
- What the fuck?
- ★ Just Lose It - Link
- On my lap
- Little boys
- (fart)
- Let one rip
- Ken Kaniff (from The Slim Shady LP) - Link
- Little bitch
- Kill You - Link
- Coke
- Bitch, I'ma kill you
- Motherfuckers
- You don’t, want to fuck with Shady, or Shady will fucking kill you!
- Kim - Link
- Fuck you, asshole
- Marshall Mathers - Link
- Ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
- And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out!
- My big white ass
- ★ My Name Is - Link
- Pissed Off
- Asshole
- Fucked up
- Fat bitch
- I don't give a fuck
- My ass
- Lesbians
- Public Service Announcement 2000 - Link
- Fucking cock
- Ass
- Shit
- Rain Man - Link
- I forgot my name!
- Rap God - Link
- What in the fuck are you thinking?
- ★ The Real Slim Shady - Link
- I don't give a fuck
- Shake That - Link
- Strip club
- Crib
- ★ Steve Berman - Link
- Homosexuals and Vicodin
- Shoved up your ass
- Still Don't Give a Fuck - Link
- Y'all can kiss my ass
- ★ Under The Influence - Link
- Suck my dick
- Clint Eastwood
- So you can suck my dick
- Jackin' my dick off
- On a acid trip
- Suck my motherfucking dick
- A big Chinese nigga
- In that asscrack
- Pussy
- A bomb
- Fuck your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
- I grapple your Adam's apple until it crackle, run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you, get executed, 'cause I'm a Luni, I got a Yukmouth and it's polluted
- The Way I Am - Link
- Motherfuckin'
- Bullshit
Epic Rap Battle Parodies[edit | edit source]
- Bam Margera vs. Rob Dyrek - Link
- Monster Energy
Epic Rap Battles of History[edit | edit source]
- ★ Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - Link
- Whup your ass
- Put 'em in my mouth
- I'm about to make it rain
- I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
- Bitch!
- The beard that I grow on my dick
- Gonna lose [this battle]
- Abe
- Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking - Link
- Having sex with a Speak n' Spell!
- E equals M C squared
- Ten million million million million million million million million million
- Supercomputer
- Ti-82
- Epic rap
- Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney - Link
- (growling)
- ★ Billy Mays vs. Ben Franklin - Link
- Ben Franklin
- A bag of crack
- Bird shit from my windows
- With a special TV offer
- Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
- You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!
- You following me camera guy?
- Bi-focal-curious
- Your Boy George
- Stripper
- Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe - Link
- Candle in the wind that can't act for shit
- Marriage
- The door at Sephora
- ★ Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler - Link
- I am Adolf Hitler!
- You bitch
- Piece of shit
- Suck my (robot) balls
- Pissed off
- Motherfucker
- Deadpool vs. Boba Fett - Link
- Cootchie
- Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton - Link
- Blah, blah, blah
- Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt - Link
- What's up, bitches?
- ★ Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt 2 - Link
- WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?
- Goku vs. Superman - Link
- Genitals
- ★ Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il - Link
- A steroids pill
- Spray tanned banana
- Ric Flair
- Dick hair
- Barbeque
- You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
- You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother
- South Park puppet show
- Bitch [Beijing is in China]
- Asshole!
- North Korea, Bitch!
- My dick is bigger than yours
- Ooh yeah
- ★ John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly - Link
- Die of a heart attack
- In the shower
- Smoke weed for an hour
- Your face looks like the shit I took, High on LSD
- I'm John Lennon
- Suck his dick
- Bill O'Reilly
- Shut the fuck up
- Don't tell me to shut the fuck up
- Fuck it
- I'll kick your ass
- Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven - Link
- Cock
- Gets you bitches on your Facebook pages!
- I'm glad I'm deaf
- Master Chief vs. Leonidas - Link
- Not so fast!
- A hunchback with Down syndrome
- Mother Teresa vs. Sigmund Freud - Link
- Psych!
- Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters
- Out the ghetto
- Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 - Link
- Fuck you!
- (growling)
- Aw, come on, now what the fuck did I do?
- Rasputin vs. Stalin - Link
- STAAAAAAALLLIIIIN!!!
- The man who made Mother Russia his bitch
- arah Palin vs. Lady Gaga
- Sarah Palin
- Skrillex vs. Mozart - Link
- When I was five years old
- Skrillex
- Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock - Link
- Motherfuckin' money
- Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates - Link
- Linux Bitch!
- Terminator vs. RoboCop - Link
- Bullshit!
- Boner
- Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill - Link
- WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?
Famous Dex[edit | edit source]
- Hoes Mad
- Hoes mad, hoes mad
Fat Joe[edit | edit source]
- All the Way Up - Link
- Viagra
Feese[edit | edit source]
- LaButt
- Butt
The Finatticz[edit | edit source]
- Don't Drop That Thun Thun - Link
- Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Freddie Gibbs[edit | edit source]
- Set Set
- Slutbag
Freshy Kanal[edit | edit source]
- Rap Battle - The Grinch Vs. Ebeneezer Scrooge
- Splooge
- There once was a posh prick dressed awfully prim / Though his face was two sizes, too small for his chin! / "Ring my bell," thought the man, "with the ring I'll propose with / Then she saw his Dick[ens] and young [Scrooge] got ghosted!
- Rap Battle - Willy Wonka Vs. Walter White - Link
- Methaphetamine
G-Eazy[edit | edit source]
- Why Thank You
- Belong in an insane asylum
The Game[edit | edit source]
- ★ My Life (feat. Lil Wayne) - Link
- (window breaking)
- Bitch-ass nigga
- (gunshot)
- Don't shoot me!
- My life
- Overdosed on cocaine
- Bullet from Kurt Cobain
- Biggie
- Fuck you, nigga
- Fucked up
- Motherfuckers
- Punk-ass mothafucka
Geto Boys[edit | edit source]
- Still - Link
- Die motherfucker
- Still
Ghetto Mafia[edit | edit source]
- This Is A Stick Up - Link
- This is a stick up
Gucci Mane[edit | edit source]
- I'm the Shit - Link
- I'm the shit, bitch.
Hopsin[edit | edit source]
- I'm Not Crazy - Link
- If I was really crazy I'd run up inside an orphanage and torment kids and beat babies’ faces with bags of oranges.
- Jack off with sandpaper.
- Kill Her - Link
- Mentally retarded
- No
- Bitch!
- Fuck you bitch
- Kill
- No Words - Link
- Man, rap today fucking sucks BAD, I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
- A lotta niggas (used as "I'm dyin' nigga")
- Dumbasses
- ★ Sag My Pants - Link
- All of you suck!
- Slap hoes
- Asshole
- Fuck you(x2)
- Glory hole
- Grimy whore
House of Pain[edit | edit source]
- Jump Around
- (instrumental used whenever someone jumps)
Ice Cube[edit | edit source]
- No Vaseline
- Y'all motherfuckas
- Today Was a Good Day - Link
- Make that ass drop
- Basketball
- Today was a good day
Ice-T[edit | edit source]
Ill Bill[edit | edit source]
- A Bullet Never Lies - Link
- Blowjob
- Porn Director
- The best fucking orgy on the White House lawn
Immortal Technique[edit | edit source]
- Angels and Demons
- Demons
Insane Clown Posse[edit | edit source]
- Blaaam!
- The ass
- ★ Boing Boing - Link
- Poopstains
- Chop Chop Slide - Link
- Uh-oh. Here come the popo.
- ★ Fuck Off - Link
- Suck my balls
- Fat fuckin' slob
- Drop your britches
- Suck my nuts
- Kiss my asscrack
- FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!
- Fuck the World - Link
- 93 times
- Halloween on Military Street - Link
- Drop your drawers
- Nuts
- Fuckin
- ★ Hokus Pokus (Headhunters Remix) - Link
- I fucked three fat bitches
- My ass
- ★ In Yo Face - Link
- Dirty ass
- Anus
- Jacked off
- Miracles - Link
- Motherfucking magic
- Fucking magnets, how do they work?
- This shit will blow your motherfucking mind
- Juggalos
- ★ The Neden Game - Link
- Big tits
- Dry fuck
- Nut in my underwear
- Titties
- Underwear
- Please Don't Hate Me - Link
- Butt-fuckin
- ★ Red Christmas - Link
- I'm stuck!
- Bitch boy
- Takin' a shit
- Fuckin' slime
- ★ Santa's a Fat Bitch - Link
- Suck my balls
- Fat bitch (x2)
- Shit
- Fatass
- Dog shit
- Fuckin' rat
- Motherfucker
- Crusty old drawers
- To Catch a Predator - Link
- Finger fucking
- Titty sucking
- Butt knocker
- Herpes
- Dicks
- Condoms
- Funyuns and condoms
Intense Rap Battles of Craziness[edit | edit source]
- Beethoven vs Ray Charles - Link
- I love it
Jay-Z[edit | edit source]
- Run This Town - Link
- Homo
J Bigga[edit | edit source]
- ★ Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian - Link
- Lesbian
- Suck my dick (x2)
Jim Jones[edit | edit source]
- We Fly High (Ballin') - Link
- Ballin'
Jim Ross[edit | edit source]
- My Ass - Link
- In my ass
Juicy J[edit | edit source]
- Bandz a Make Her Dance (feat. Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz) - Link
- Pussy
J.U.N.E.[edit | edit source]
- Bounce
- Your cock
Kanye West[edit | edit source]
- I Don't Like - Link
- Your shit
- That's rare nigga
- Hoes
- Dope money
- A fuck nigga
- A bitch nigga
- Derrick Rose
- Dykes
- Pussy so deep
- Strap-on
- Graduation Day - Link
- What in the fuck was that?
Klubbhoppers[edit | edit source]
- Suck my dick (Blackroom Edit) - Link
- Suck my dick!
Kornell Aka Piermid[edit | edit source]
- Ballz in Yur Jaws
- Can I put my
Kutt Calhoun[edit | edit source]
- ★ Strip Club Song - Link
- To the motherfucking strip club man
- Strip club
- Bitches gon' get mad. You know what I'm saying? They gonna be like...
- What up, bitch?
- Shut up, bitch!
- T and A
- Gettin' raped
- Nigga
- In the club, get it up, suck a dick, get a fuck, hurry up, finish up, bust a nut, put it up
- Fuck that bitch with a bat!
- Hit it from the same way your uncle did!
- Nuts
- Crack
- Gimme my two bucks back!
- Biatch!
- In the strip club
- Ass
- Naked (ft. Tech N9ne) - Link
- A couple of niggas with they iPhones
Kid Cudi[edit | edit source]
- Day 'n' Nite - Link
- Day and night
- Look at this
KYLE[edit | edit source]
- iSpy (feat. Lil Yachty)
- Fuck them, kids bro
Lil Darkie[edit | edit source]
- COMFORT IN DISCOMFORT
- Sand nigga
Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz[edit | edit source]
- Get Low - Link
- Skeet skeet, motherfucker!
- Knocking Heads Off'
- Pussy
- Nothin On
- Kill
- Ooh Na Na Naa Naa
- I'm so horny and I want you to fuck me
- Masturbating
- Throw It Up
- The motherfucking Eastside Boys
Lil' Peep[edit | edit source]
- Save That Shit - Link
- That shit
Lil' Scrappy[edit | edit source]
- 'Head Bussa
- Pussy motherfucka
Lil' Wayne[edit | edit source]
- It's Good - Link
- Cocaine
- Fuck the Judge and the Jury and the litigator
- Fuckin'
- Niggas
- Pistol
- Lollipop - Link
- Call me so that I can get it juicy for ya
- I'm Single - Link
- Cut my dick off
- ★ Right Above It - Link
- Sex change
Lil Wil[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bust It Open - Link
- Pussy
- Bust that pussy open
The Lonely Island[edit | edit source]
- ★ Dick in a Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)- Link
- It's my dick in a box!
- Take off their tops
- Dreamgirl - Link
- You look like
- Go Kindergarten - Link
- Get on the fucking floor
- Whip your dick out
- Pose nude for a family friend
- ★ I Just Had Sex - Link
- I just had sex
- Put my penis inside of her
- With ma' penis
- ★ I'm On A Boat - Link
- Aw shit
- Motherfucker, take a look at me!
- I'm on a boat, bitch!
- Take a good hard look at the [motherfuckin’ boat!]
- Get the fuck up!
- MUTHAFUCKINNN'
- [I] fucked a [mermaid]
- ★ Jack Sparrow (ft. Michael Bolton) - Link
- Snorting mountains of cocaaaaaine
- Pussy
- Captain Jack Sparrow
- ★ Jizz In My Pants - Link
- Jizz in my pants
- Slut
- Rubbin' my butt
- Ecstasy
- Lazy Sunday - Link
- Bruce Willis
- ★ Like a Boss - Link
- I’m the boss
- Bathroom
- Swallow
- Chop my balls off
- Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, SHIT!
- Like a boss!
- PUSSY out!
- Suck a dude's dick
- Hell yeah
- Call a sex line!
- Suck my own dick
- Crash my car
- Black out in the sewer!
- Fuck his brains out
- Chop your balls off and die.
- Buy a gun!
- In my mouth!
- Jump out the window
- Eat some chicken strips
- Now I'm dead!
- Sucking your own dick
- Bomb the Russians
- Nope
- Nah
- Score some coke
- Bagel
- Mama - Link
- You suck, Mom!
- ★ Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake) - Link
- Rubber
- ★ Natalie's Rap - Link
- Motherfucker
- Fuck all night
- All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
- Shut the fuck up and suck my dick
- My dick
- Smoke weed every day
- Take a shit
- Fuck you man
- Is
- ★ Spring Break Anthem - Link
- Oh, shit!
- Sex with a man
- Show is your titties
- Crushin' pussy
- Banging chicks right there in the sand!
- ★ Threw it on the Ground - Link
- In the butthole
- My butthole was on fire
- On the ground
Ludacris[edit | edit source]
- ★ Move Bitch - Link
- Move, bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!
- Get the fuck out of my way
- ★ Sex Room (feat. Trey Songz) - Link
- Sex room
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis[edit | edit source]
- ★ Thrift Shop - Link
- This is fucking awesome
- Big cock
- Can we go thrift shopping?
- Thrift shop
Master P[edit | edit source]
- Scared of Me
- Bullshit
Mediumjay[edit | edit source]
- Dildos (feat. MIKEG) - Link
- Dildos
Meek Mill[edit | edit source]
- Fuck You Mean (feat. Lil Boosie)
- The fuck you mean, boy
- Ima Boss - Link
- Bitch I'm a boss!
- I call the shots!
- I'm with the murder team.
- Call the cops
- We in the building.
MGK[edit | edit source]
- Wild Boys
- Suck my dragon balls
Mickey Avalon[edit | edit source]
- ★ My Dick - Link
- My dick
- Yo dick
- Little kids
- Stinks like shit
- Broken vending machine
- A kid from the Philippines
- Got touched by your uncle
- Macaulay Culkin
- VIP
- HIV
- We got dicks like Jesus
- Gary Coleman
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles[edit | edit source]
- Ralph Bakshi Vs. Don Bluth - Link
- To
- Furry porn!
- Insane Clown Posse Vs. Stephen King's It - Link
- Juggalette
- Insane
- Shinji Ikari Vs. Rorschach(REBUILT)
- Dickward deadbeat Dad
- Solaire Vs. Majora - Link
- Turd
Monstercat Music[edit | edit source]
- Internet Rebellion - Arion - Link
- FUCK SOPA!
Montell Jordan[edit | edit source]
- This is how we do it - Link
- This is how we do it!
Nappy Roots[edit | edit source]
- Awnaw - Link
- Hell no!
Necro[edit | edit source]
- Tabloid
- So fucked up
Nelly[edit | edit source]
- Hot in Here - Link
- Its getting hot in here!
- Ride With Me - Link
- Ride with me
- We three - wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's.
- Oh, Why do I live this way?
- Must be the money!
- Stepped On My J's - Link
- Hell no
The Notorious B.I.G.[edit | edit source]
- Another - Link
- Yeah, fuck you
- What do you do if your bitch is untrue?
- I need another bitch in my life
- Sex is lethal
- My girl suck another dick y'all
- Big Poppa
- Poppa fuck
- Gimme the Loot
- Gimme the
- Hypnotize - Link
- Have sex
- Nigga, its easy
- Mo Money, Mo Problems - Link
- Come (cum)
- Suicidal Thoughts - Link
- Wanna go to hell
- The Wickedest Freestyle - Link
- Don't fuck with the condoms
- Diseases
- Syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia
- AIDS
N.W.A[edit | edit source]
- Always Into Somethin - Link
- Niggas with big dicks
- Automobile - Link
- It's only a dick
- Dopeman - Link
- You need a nigga with some money so you get a dopeman
- I don't give a shit!
- Express Yourself - Link
- Express yourself!
- ★ Fuck tha Police - Link
- Fuck the police
- Ice Cube, MC Ren, and Easy motherfucking E
- You're God Damn Right
- Nigga
- Fuck that shit
- A Teenager
- The Product
- Narcotics
- That shit don't work!
- Gang
- (*gunshots*) Yeah ... Something like that!
- Redneck white bread chicken shit motherfucker
- Get him the fuck out of my face!
- Gangsta Gangsta - Link
- A nigga like me
- The penitentiary
- Drinking straight out the 8 bottle
- A foot in your ass
- Gangsta
- Suddenly I see some Niggas that I don't like. Walked over to them and said ("What's up?")
- So I said fuck it
- All the bitches with the big butt
- You Sophisticated Motherfuckers
- Ladies
- Wait a minute .... Cut that shit!
- We want to fuck you easy! I want to fuck you too!
- Life ain't nothin but bitches and money
- Gangbangin
- Straight Outta Compton - Link
- Compton
- Crazy motherfucker
- Ice Cube
- The gang called "Niggas with attitudes"
- Dumb motherfuckers
- Fuck with
Odd Future[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bitches - Link
- Please shut the fuck up
- ★ P - Link
- Fucked up
- The gun store
Omarion[edit | edit source]
- Post To Be - Link
- Eat the booty like groceries!
OutKast[edit | edit source]
- Hey Ya Link
- Thank God
- Cumma
- Don't try to figh the feelin
- Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor!
- Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture
- Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs[edit | edit source]
- Come With Me - Link
- Come (cum)
Pharoahe Monch[edit | edit source]
- Simon Says - Link
- Get the fuck up
= Pimp Daddy Welfare[edit | edit source]
- Elmo Pimps Hoes
- Pimp
- Hoes (2x)
Plies[edit | edit source]
- Bust It Baby Part 2 - Link
- On my chest
Poor Righteous Teachers[edit | edit source]
- Concious Style
- Blunt
Raindrop[edit | edit source]
- Worst Rap Battle Ever - Link
- Hoes
Rappy McRapperson[edit | edit source]
- I'm A Gangster - Link
- Selling drugs
- Erection
- White people
- Burning
- Cocaine
- Suck on my wiener
- A straight-up G
REEL WOLF[edit | edit source]
- THE UNDERWORLD
- Take it in your ass, just like a fag
- THE UNDERWORLD 2
- In the hood
Rehab[edit | edit source]
- My Addiction - Link
- LSD
Rich Boy[edit | edit source]
- Throw Some D's (feat. Polow da Don) - Link
- Cadillac
Rich Rocka[edit | edit source]
- Find Out (feat. Deedotwill)
- Foudnd out
= Rick Ross[edit | edit source]
- 9 Pieces
- White
Riskay[edit | edit source]
- Smell Yo Dick - Link
- Lemme smell yo dick
Run the Jewels[edit | edit source]
- Blockbuster Night, Pt. 2 - Link
- Testicular
Samwell[edit | edit source]
- ★ What What, In the Butt? - Link
- In the butt
- Come to me, if you care
- Do it in the butt
- In my butt
- (laugh)
SHAKAMANIA X[edit | edit source]
- 6IX9INE - Gummo (Parody)
- (masturbation sounds)
Sir Mix-A-Lot[edit | edit source]
- ★ Baby Got Back - Link
- You get sprung!
- Baby
- My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!
- Yeah, baby
- I Got Game - Link
- Prostitution
Slaughterhouse[edit | edit source]
- Psychopath Killer - Link
- Rimjob
Slim Jesus[edit | edit source]
- Drill Time - Link
- Fuckboy
- Fucked your girl
- Chasin a Bag - Link
- Sucking my dick
- On the Block - Link
- Suck a dick
Snakebite216[edit | edit source]
- Baldi vs. Ghostface: Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans
- Up your fucking ass
Snoop Dogg[edit | edit source]
- ★ Sexual Eruption - Link
- Sexual Eruption
- Bad bitch with me
- Little ho out
- Damn right
- Cigarette
- Big ass booty
- Orgasm(s)
Sole[edit | edit source]
- I Hope You Like My Stupid Painting - Link
- I hope you like my stupid painting
Soulja Boy[edit | edit source]
- ★ Crank That - Link
- YOOOOOOUUUUUU
- Soulja Boy tell e'm!
- Superman that hoe
- ★ I’m So Fresh - Link
- I’m so fresh, you can suck my nuts. (multiple instances)
Spice 1[edit | edit source]
- The Murda Show - Link
- Step the fuck off
- Nigga
Stitches[edit | edit source]
- Molly Cyrus - Link
- I'mma put cocaine in yo ass
- I'mma put my dick in yo ass
- Put the molly in her ass
- I just popped a molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus
- I'mma put my dick up in your ass and it ain't coming out
- If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck, cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt
- My cocaine will make you numb, so I'mma put it in your ass with my thumb
- I'm a demented motherfucker
The Sugarhill Gang[edit | edit source]
- Rapper's Delight
- Nah, that's bull!
Teamheadkick[edit | edit source]
- The Fap Song - Link
- Fap
Three 6 Mafia[edit | edit source]
- ★ Slob On My Knob - Link
- Give me head
- Sex
- Squeeze on my nuts
- Lick on my butt
- My nigga
- Sucks on dick (does it real good)
- A nigga
- Lay on the bed
- Where the niggas at?
- Please don't touch
- Bend ova
- Suck a nigga dick or somethin'
- Then came the odor, smelled like mush, should've had a woosh, told her to stop, and take a douche
- T.I.
- Whatever You Like
Todd Moore[edit | edit source]
- Getting Mad Money - Link
- I'm -I'm -I'm getting mad money
- Strip club
- Katy Perry
- Richard Simmons
- Hollup (feat. Don Johnson, not the guy who was in Miami Vice) - Link
- Oh no
- Hollup
- What's good?
- Get a couple of ricklaws(?) and get low with em
Tone Loc[edit | edit source]
- Funky Cold Medina - Link
- I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener!
Too $hort[edit | edit source]
- ★ Gangstas and Strippers - Link
- Stripclub
- Strippers
- G-String
- ★ The Ghetto - Link
- The Ghetto
- Crack cocaine
Tory Lanez[edit | edit source]
- She Make It Clap Freestyle
- Orgy
T-Pain[edit | edit source]
- ★ I'm In Luv (With a Stripper) - Link
- A stripper
- Straight - Link
- Straight
A Tribe Called Quest[edit | edit source]
- Scenario - Link
- Dungeon
Tuka[edit | edit source]
- Dickheads - Link
- Dickheads
Tupac Shakur[edit | edit source]
Twiztid[edit | edit source]
- ★ 85 Bucks an Hour (ft. Insane Clown Posse) - Link
- What the fuck was that?
- Piss you off
- Get off our penises
- I don't give a fuck!
- Nuts
- A hairy anus
- A hairy sack
- I slap hoes and bitches to the face, and scream to fuck off, bitch!
- Shut the fuck
- Shithead!
- Shit
- Fuck it!
- Fuck with
- I'll smash you bitch!
- Cigarrete
- So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kickin!
- Stupid
- Motherfuckin'
- My nutsack
- I'll snap your neck
Tyler, the Creator[edit | edit source]
- THE BROWN STAINS OF DARKEESE LATIFAH PART 6-12 (Remix)
- Strapped
- Domo 23 (music video version) - Link
- I'ma kick his ass
- Slap the tooth out his mouth
- Oblivion - Link
- Addicted to coke
- Rusty - Link
- I ain't fuckin playing
- Bitch
- 666
- Tina - Link
- I don't know my fucking Dad
- Bitch, I'm at the fucking mall
- What the fuck?!
- My niggas
- Splatter - Link
- Mick Jagger
- Somebody tell Satan that I want my fucking swag back
- I confessed bein' atheist
- Midgets
- ★ Yonkers - Link
- Crack rocks
- Quit bitchin'
Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend[edit | edit source]
- Problem
- You got a problem, bitch?
V.I.C[edit | edit source]
- Wobble - Link
- All The Shorties In The Club
Waka Flocka Flame[edit | edit source]
- Bang
- Blood
- Hard in Da Paint
- Hard
- Fucking
- Motherfucking
Warren G[edit | edit source]
- Regulate - Link
- Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property. We damn good too!, But you can't be any geek off the street!
- REGULATOOOOOOORS!, MOUNT UP!
- Just hit the east side of the (LBC)
- Warren G
- Sexy as Hell
- Sit back and observe!
Watsky[edit | edit source]
- IDGAF - Link
- Fuck
Wiz Khalifa[edit | edit source]
- Kleenex - Link
- Kleenex
YG[edit | edit source]
- My Nigga - Link
- My Nigga
- Motherfucking Nigga
- Bullet
Yo Gotti[edit | edit source]
- Law - Link
- Its fuck the law
- against the law
Young Zee[edit | edit source]
- ★ Get da Fuck Outta Here - Link
- Get the fuck outta here
Reggae / Tropical[edit | edit source]
Bob Marley[edit | edit source]
- Three Little Birds - Link
- Every little thing is gonna be alright
Daddy Yankee[edit | edit source]
- Gasolina - Link
- Gasolina
Eddy Grant[edit | edit source]
- Electric Avenue
- We gonna rock out to
Mad Cobra[edit | edit source]
- Flex - Link
- Have sex
Sean Paul[edit | edit source]
- Temperature - Link
- I've got the right tactics to turn you on!
Shaggy[edit | edit source]
- It Wasn't Me - Link
- It wasn't me
Vybz Kartel[edit | edit source]
- ★ Virginity - Link
- 'Member when me take your virginity?
- A virgin
- May we take your virginity?
Rock / Metal[edit | edit source]
3 Doors Down[edit | edit source]
.38 Special[edit | edit source]
- Caught Up In You - Link
- Little Girl
+44[edit | edit source]
- Baby, Come On - Link
- I hate this fucking town
AC/DC[edit | edit source]
- Back in Black - Link
- Black
- ★ Big Balls - Link
- (Big) balls (X2)
- Cum(s) x2
- I've got...
- Crabs
- Great balls of fire
- Pleasure
- My balls are always bouncing
- Hells Bells - Link
- Hell
- Highway to Hell - Link
- The highway to hell
- Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution - Link
- Are you deaf?
- Shake a Leg - Link
- Shake
- Shoot to Thrill - Link
- Shoot
Acid Fascists[edit | edit source]
- Up Against The Wall, Motherfucker - Link
- Up against the wall, motherfucker!
Adolescents[edit | edit source]
- Who Is Who (1980 Demo Version) - Link
- They better get their shit together.
Aerosmith[edit | edit source]
- Dude Looks Like a Lady - Link
- Lady
- Janie's got a gun - Link
- On the run
AFI[edit | edit source]
- Miss Murder - Link
- Murder
- Take my life
Against Me[edit | edit source]
- Rebecca - Link
- Come (used as cum)
Alanis Morissette[edit | edit source]
- You Oughta Know - Link
- Its not fair to deny me!
Aldo Nova[edit | edit source]
- Fantasy - Link
- Fantasy
- Can't you see what this crazy life is doing to me?
- Give you love
- Neon lights
Alice Cooper[edit | edit source]
- ★ Sunset Babies (All Got Rabies) - Link
- Babies
- No More Mr. Nice Guy - Link
- No more Mr. Nice Guy!
Alice in Chains[edit | edit source]
- Check My Brain - Link
- Bong (bones)
- Love Song - Link
- The fucking
- Man in a Box - Link
- My shit
Alkaline Trio[edit | edit source]
- Private Eye - Link
- Fuck
- Fucked up shit
All[edit | edit source]
She Broke My Dick - Link
- Dick
Andrew W.K.[edit | edit source]
- Party Party Party - Link
- Party!
- Me
- Ready to Die - Link
- Ready to die
Angry Samoans[edit | edit source]
- Gas chamber - Link
- Gas Chamber
Animals As Leaders[edit | edit source]
- Backpfeifengesicht
- (guitar backing track)
Archspire[edit | edit source]
- A.U.M. - Link
- (cymbal)
- A Dark Horizontal - Link
- (grunt)
- The Mimic Well - Link
- (growl)
- Relentless Mutation - Link
- (scream)
- Remote Tumor Seeker - Link
- (spittoon noise)
- (weird growl)
- Seven Crowns and the Oblivion Chain - Link
- (distorted noise)
- (yell)
- fastest band in the world (2023 live performance) - Link
- (gibberish)
The Aristocrats[edit | edit source]
- D-Grade Fuck Movie Jam - Link
- (porn music)
- Smuggler's Corridor - Link
- (choir)
Attila[edit | edit source]
- Three 6 - Link
- Hell yeah (x2)
Avenged Sevenfold[edit | edit source]
- Critical Acclaim - Link
- Motherfucker
Avril Lavigne[edit | edit source]
- What the Hell - Link
- What the hell?
The B-52's[edit | edit source]
- Love Shack - Link
- Love shack
- Bang, Bang, Bang, on the door Baby!
- Not gonna allow it, sugar!
Bachman Turner Overdrive[edit | edit source]
- Taking Care Of Business - Link
- Who try to look pretty
- Taking Care Of Business
Barely Human[edit | edit source]
- No Mercy, No War - Link
- I don't wanna be retarded
The Beatles[edit | edit source]
- Back In The U.S.S.R - Link
- The U.S.S.R
- Day Tripper - Link
- Tripper
The Beautiful South[edit | edit source]
- Don't Marry Her - Link
- Fuck
- I Love You (But You're Boring) - Link
- Phallic
Ben Folds[edit | edit source]
- Rockin' the Suburbs - Link
- Booty
- Shit
Billy Idol[edit | edit source]
- White Wedding - Link
- (scream)
Billy Joel[edit | edit source]
- Uptown Girl - Link
- You know I can't afford to buy her (pearls)
Billy Squier[edit | edit source]
- Everybody Wants You - Link
- And alcohol
Black Flag[edit | edit source]
- Family Man
- To rape your woman
Blind Witness[edit | edit source]
- All Alone - Link
- What the fuck is going on?!
- What's going on?!
Blink-182[edit | edit source]
- ★ All The Small Things - Link
- Small
- Anthem Part Two - Link
- Fucked up
- ★ Blow Job (Sydney's Big Day Out 2000) - Link
- Blowjob
- ★ Built This Pool - Link
- I wanna see some naked dudes
- Dammit - Link
- Fucked
- Dysentery Gary - Link
- Fuck this place
- He's a fuckin' weasel
- Your mom's a whore
- Life just sucks
- Family Reunion - Link
- Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat! (x4)
- I fucked your mom!
- ★ Fuck a Dog - Link
- Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
- Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
- Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
- (And his) ass
- Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
- Aargh me and me first mate asurvy cur!
- Fuck you
- In the ass
- Give Me One Good Reason - Link
- Fucked
- Happy Holidays, You Bastard - Link
- Shitting His Pants
- Reckless Abandon - Link
- Fucked a chick in the parking lot
- Shut Up - Link
- Shut the fuck up
- Fuck off
- Get the fuck up
- Up All Night - Link
- All night
- What Went Wrong - Link
- Get high
- ★ When You Fucked Grandpa - Link
- Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
- In his ass
- He rubs his dick in broken glass
- When you fucked grandpa
- Masturbate
- I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight!
- Fucking asshole
- I hate you
Blue Oyster Cult[edit | edit source]
- Astronomy - Link
- Acid
Blue Swede[edit | edit source]
- Hooked on a Feeling - Link
- I can't stop this feeling
Bob Seger[edit | edit source]
- Old Time Rock And Roll - Link
- (*Ferris Bueller reference*)
- Shakedown - Link
- You're busted!
Body Count[edit | edit source]
- Talk Shit, Get Shot - Link
- Oh shit, nigga (music video only)
- Motherfuckers
Bon Jovi[edit | edit source]
- Livin' on a Prayer - Link
- We're halfway there
Bowling for Soup[edit | edit source]
- 1985 - Link
- 1985
- Girls All the Bad Guys Want - Link
- Creamin' over tough guys
- High School Never Ends - Link
- Havin' sex
- My Hometown - Link
- Fuckin'
Box Car Racer[edit | edit source]
- Tiny Voices - Link
- Bullshit
- Sorrow - Link
- Too fucking fast
- My First Punk Song - Link
- I've got no dick
Brand New[edit | edit source]
- The Archers Bows Have Broken - Link
- Hell
Brendon Small[edit | edit source]
- Could This be the End - Link
- Now
- See you
- Lock and load
- Dangertits - Link
- (guitar swell)
- My Name is Murder - Link
- Fuck
- On My Way - Link
- Black
- Prophecy of the Lazer Witch - Link
- Don't go!
Bryan Adams[edit | edit source]
- Run To You - Link
- Turns me on
- Summer of 69 - Link
- Was the summer of ‘69!
Bryan Beller[edit | edit source]
- Always Worth It - Link
- (low piano note)
- (drum hit)
- Let Go of Everything - Link
- (scare chord)
Buckcherry[edit | edit source]
- Crazy Bitch - Link
- Fuck
- Crazy bitch
Butthole Surfers[edit | edit source]
- Moving to Florida - Link
- Florida
- Pepper
- Doing it in Texas
Cake[edit | edit source]
- ★ Sheep Go to Heaven - Link
- Go to hell (x3)
- Nugget - Link
- Shut the fuck up
Cannibal Corpse[edit | edit source]
- Evisceration Plauge - Link
- 1. Homicide or suicide could be the cause of deaaath!!
- Pounded into Dust - Link
- DUUUUUUUUUUU(ST)
Car Bomb[edit | edit source]
- Gum Under the Table - Link
- Fuck
The Cars[edit | edit source]
- My Best Friend's Girl - Link
- Girlfriend
Chaotic Discord[edit | edit source]
- Glue Accident - Link
- You fucking shit-ass wanking Bastard! Fucking working class wank! Middle class fucking [inelligable]! Fucking [Inelligable] Cunt!
- I don't give a fuck!
Cheap Trick[edit | edit source]
- Surrender
- Mom and Dad
Children of Bodom[edit | edit source]
- ★ Stockholm Knockout Live - Link
- Son of a BEEEEYATCH!
- If You Want Peace, Prepare For War - Link
- Fuck
- Are You Dead Yet?
- (yell)
Christopher Cross[edit | edit source]
- Ride Like The Wind - Link
- The Border Of Mexico
CKY[edit | edit source]
- Butt Plug Prank Call - Link
- BUTT. PUH-LUG!
The Company Band[edit | edit source]
- ★ Zombie Barracades - Link
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Your sister
Cradle Of Filth[edit | edit source]
- Gilded Cunt - Link
- (yell)
- Cunt
- Sodomites
- Rise of the Pentagram - Link
- Pentagram
Crazy Town[edit | edit source]
- Butterfly - Link
- Sex
Creedence Clearwater Revival[edit | edit source]
- Fortunate Son
- Some folks are born made to wave the flag, oooh they are red, white and blue
Crush 40 and Paul Shortino[edit | edit source]
- E.G.G.M.A.N - - Link
- I got the master plan
The Darkness[edit | edit source]
- I Believe in a Thing Called Love - Link
- I believe in a thing called (Love *usually replaced with a fictitious entity or political ideology*)
- Til the sun goes down
- Touching you
Danzig[edit | edit source]
- Mother - Link
- Mother
David Bowie[edit | edit source]
- 5 Years
- 5 years
- Let's Dance - Link
- Dance
David Lee Roth[edit | edit source]
- Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody (Louis Prima cover)
- Gigolo
- I ain't got no
A Day to Remember[edit | edit source]
- 2nd Sucks - Link
- Get the fuck over it
- All Signs Point to Lauderdale - Link
- Fuck
Dead Kennedys[edit | edit source]
- Police Truck
- Dianne ‘banker buttlicker Margaret Thatcher’ Feinstein
- Too Drunk to Fuck - Link
- Fuck
Descendents[edit | edit source]
- Hope - Link
- Cock
- Marriage - Link
- Have sex with you
- I'm Not a Loser - Link
- Buttfuck
- Pervert - Link
- Cunt
Dethklok[edit | edit source]
- Awaken - Link
- Your death
- Birthday Dethday - Link
- (guitar squeals)
- Blazing Star - Link
- Bye
- Bloodlines - Link
- Hoo... ha... hoo... ha...
- Close your eyes
- Bloodtrocuted
- Right now
- Briefcase Full of Guts - Link
- Full of guts
- Crush the Industry - Link
- Nothing
- The Cyborg Slayers - Link
- Burn
- Dethsupport - Link
- Bronchitis
- Kill me!
- Fansong - Link
- Just follow me
- Hatredy - Link
- Die! Die! Die!
- Murmaider - Link
- Check
- Murmaider II: The Water God - Link
- Check
- Laser Cannon Deth Sentence - Link
- FIRE!
- Strapped to a rocket ignited
- DIE!
- Pickles Intro - Link
- Kill you
- Tour Skit #1
- Gets outta here!
- Why don't you take a picture and blog about it online with yer pervert...laptop?
Devin Townsend[edit | edit source]
- Bastard - Link
- BAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAARD
- ZTO
- Rock Band version - Link
- I like to eat poop
Devo[edit | edit source]
- Whip it - Link
- Its not too late!
- Crack that whip!
Dire Straits[edit | edit source]
- Money For Nothing - Link
- That little faggot
- I want my
Disturbed[edit | edit source]
- ★ Down With the Sickness - Link
- Fuck you
- Fucking whore
- Die
- Drown[ing deep] in my
Dog Fashion Disco[edit | edit source]
- Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy - Link
- I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili!
Don McLean[edit | edit source]
- American Pie - Link
- A long, long, time ago
D.R.I.[edit | edit source]
- Couch Slouch - Link
- Fuck off
Dream Theater[edit | edit source]
- As I Am - Link
- Fucked
- Black Clouds and Silver Drumming outtakes - Link
- Eat my ass and balls
- A Change of Seasons - Link
- (yell)
- Constant Motion - Link
- (various weird keyboard noises)
- The Count of Tuscany - Link
- I
- This could be the last time you see me alive
- Descent of the NOMACS - Link
- (breaking glass/piano noise)
- ★ Fatal Tragedy - Link
- Started (-tarded)
- It is time to see how you die(d)
- Finally Free - Link
- By learning from you
- Flick of the Wrist (Queen cover) - Link
- Prostitute
- The Glass Prison - Link
- Me
- Wide open
- In the Presence of Enemies, Part 1
- It's time for your reckoning!
- John Petrucci: Rock Discipline (guitar tutorial tape)
- Kill yourself
- Just Let Me Breathe - Link
- (various weird keyboard noises)
- (isolated synths)
- The Mirror - Link
- How in the hell?
- A Nightmare to Remember - Link
- (roar)
- (isolated keys)
- Power Down - Link
- (sirens, distorted noises)
- Prophets of War - Link
- (choir)
- Scenes From a World Tour outtakes - Link
- Eat my ass and balls
- Lick my ass and balls
- Suck on my ass and balls
- Space-Dye Vest
- And it's all the same to you
- ★ Three Days - Link
- (maniacal laughter)
- Untethered Angel
- (isolated bass)
- Wither - Link
- I drown in
Drowning Pool[edit | edit source]
- Bodies - Link
- One
- Two
- Three
- Four
Duran Duran[edit | edit source]
- Girls On Film - Link
- Girls on film
- Hungry Like The Wolf - Link
- Hungry like the wolf
- On the hunt
Dynamite Hack[edit | edit source]
- Boyz in the Hood (Eazy-E cover) - [1]
- Compton
- Drunk
- Niggas
- Clip
- MAC-10
- Pumpin' new shit by N.W.A
- Gangsta gangsta
- Slappin' the ho's
- Shooting some Hoop
- G.T.A
- Boy I ain't said shit
- Wanna get ill
- Homeboys chill
- Dolla
- Drinking
- Rock that body
- Bacardi
- Bitch
- Stupid
- Talking shit
- Reach back like a pimp and I slap the ho
- Old ass
- Punk ass tripping
- Punk ass
Eagles[edit | edit source]
- Hotel California - Link
- Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place!
Electric Callboy/Eskimo Callboy[edit | edit source]
- Rooftop - Link
- Porn stars on my 80" TV screens
Electric Light Orchestra[edit | edit source]
- Don't Bring Me Down - Link
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Four Little Diamonds - Link
- Four little diamonds
Electric Six[edit | edit source]
- ★ Gay Bar (Hi Res) - Link
- I wanna take you to a gay bar
- Gay bar
- The Number of the Beast
- Feel my
- ★ Vibrator - Link
- Vibrator (x2)
- Artificial stimulator
Elton John[edit | edit source]
- Crocodile Rock - Link
- LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EMF[edit | edit source]
- Unbelievable - Link
- Unbelievable!
The Exploited[edit | edit source]
- I Hate You (Live) - Link
- Fuckin' faggot
- I hate fucking you
Falling in Reverse[edit | edit source]
- Fuck the Rest - Link
- And your mother too
- Just Like You - Link
- Asshole
Fats Domino[edit | edit source]
- Ain't That a Shame - Link
- Ain't that a shame
Five Finger Death Punch[edit | edit source]
- Under and Over It - Link
- Did you know I don't care?!
- C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, fuck you!
The Fixx[edit | edit source]
- One Thing Leads To Another - Link
- Deception with tact
- Which irritates
- Just what are you trying to say?
- Why don't they do what they say?
- One (thing) leads to another.
- The long face that you see comes from
- Its easy to believe somebody's been lying to me!
- Is like a bone in the throat
Floater[edit | edit source]
- Crawl Into You - Link
- Crawl into
Foo Fighters[edit | edit source]
- ★ Dave Grohl Kicks Fan Out - Link
- Hey, motherfuckers
- You don't fuckin' fight at my show you asshole
- Get the fuck outta my show right now (x2)
- Get the fuck out
- Get the fuck outta here
Foreigner[edit | edit source]
- Urgent -Link
- It's urgent!
- Waiting for a Girl Like You
- I've been waiting, for a girl like you, to come into my life
Forgotten Rebels[edit | edit source]
- Shit for Brains - Link
- Shit for brains
The Fratellis[edit | edit source]
- Chelsea Dagger - Link
- Stealing everything she got
- The hell of it
- Sucking
Gary Numan[edit | edit source]
- Cars - Link
- In Cars
Gene Simmons[edit | edit source]
- ★ Asshole - Link
- Asshoooole! (x2)
- An asshole
Genesis[edit | edit source]
- Invisible Touch - Link
- Invisible Touch
Grand Funk Railroad[edit | edit source]
- Some Kind Of Wonderful - Link
- Some Kind Of Wonderful
- We're an American Band - Link
- And proceeded to
Green River[edit | edit source]
- 10,000 Things (Deep Six)
- Ten thousand things
G.O.A.T and Your Mom[edit | edit source]
- Can U Quack?
- Fuck you in the butt
Green Day[edit | edit source]
- 21 Guns - Link
- One
- American Idiot - Link
- Faggot
- Basket Case - Link
- Whore
- Jesus of Suburbia - Link
- Pair of tits (music video only)
- Longview - Link
- Fuckin'
- Masturbation
Green Jelly[edit | edit source]
- The Misadventures of Shitman - Link
- Poo poo
Guns N' Roses[edit | edit source]
- Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Link
- Knock, knock knockin'
- Paradise City
- Not far away
- ★ Welcome To The Jungle - Link
- Very sexy
- YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE!!!
GWAR[edit | edit source]
- Bring Back the Bomb - Link
- Nuking
- [Saving] the whales
- ★ Captain Crunch - Link
- Buttsex
Halestorm[edit | edit source]
- You Call Me a Bitch
- Call me a bitch
Hall And Oates[edit | edit source]
- ★ Out Of Touch - Link
- You're out of touch!
- Kiss on my List - Link
- I can’t resist
- For the best things in life
= Helmet and House of Pain[edit | edit source]
- Just Another Victim
- Victims
Herman's Hermits[edit | edit source]
- There's a Kind of Hush - Link
- And nobody in sight (rearranged)
Hollywood Undead[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bitches - Link
- Bitches (X3)
- Hoe
- Get your drunk ass over here
- This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile, now she's showing me her tits, I think this girl's gone wild, I whipped out my dick, and her jaw hit the floor, acting like she never seen a magnum before
- Bitch give it up!
- Undead dick in your hands
- Sign my titties
- Let's both get naked
- Everywhere I Go - Link
- Bang sluts
- Pussy
Honest John and the Factory Dealers[edit | edit source]
- Time Cube - Link
- Banishment to a barren planet
- Ignorance of the Time Cube is a curse upon humanity
- You've been educated stupid and are too dumb to know it or maybe just too evil to care
- Get ready for armageddon
- Unworthy of Earth life
- I am wiser than all gods and scientists, for I have created /Four simultaneous worlds with four simultaneous days within a single rotation of Earth
I Set My Friends On Fire[edit | edit source]
- Crank That (Soulja Boy cover) - Link
- You!
Imagine Dragons[edit | edit source]
- Demons - Link
- Come (cum)
- Demon
Iron Maiden[edit | edit source]
- The Number of the Beast - Link
- Satan
- Six-hundred and sixty-six
- Can
- Run to the Hills - Link
- RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!
- Raping
- Killing
James[edit | edit source]
- Laid - Link
- Noises
Jason Richardson[edit | edit source]
- Fragment
- (isolated synths and fx)
Jay and the Americans[edit | edit source]
- Come a Little Bit Closer - Link
- Come (cum)
- So
Jefferson Airplane[edit | edit source]
- Find Somebody To Love - Link
- When the truth is found to be lies
- Don't you want somebody to (love)?
Jimi Hendrix[edit | edit source]
- Purple Haze - Link
- The end of time
Jimmy Eat World[edit | edit source]
- The Middle - Link
- Everything will be just fine.
John Mellencamp[edit | edit source]
- Crumbling Down - Link
- Walls
Joe Esposito[edit | edit source]
- You're the Best - Link
- You're the best around!
Journey[edit | edit source]
- Don't Stop Believing - Link
- Don't stop believing!
Judas Priest[edit | edit source]
- Blood Stained - Link
- Blood-stained
Kix[edit | edit source]
- Girl Money - Link
- Baltimore
The Killers[edit | edit source]
- When You Were Young - Link
- Jesus
King Missile[edit | edit source]
- Detachable Penis - Link
- Detachable Penis
KMFDM[edit | edit source]
- Anarchy - Link
- Fuck me like a whore
Korn[edit | edit source]
- A.D.I.D.A.S. - Link
- Sex
- Fuckin'
- Fuck
- All in the Family - Link
- Pimp
- Motherfucker
- Kill
- Im'a kill
- You little faggot hoe
- Shit
- Whack
- Suck my dick kid
- Fag
- You're just a fag and on a lower level
- What the fuck you sayin'
- You're a pimp whatever, limp dick
- Eat that shit everyday
- You'd better watch your fucking mouth
- I'm gonna fuck you up, twice!
- Fuck me up
- I'll jack off in your eye
- Getting buttfucked
- Can your horse do a fucking wheelie? (or just "wheelie" as "willy")
- You love it down soft and far!
- I LOVE YOU!
- I WANT YOU!
- AND I'LL EAT YOU
- AND I'LL SUCK YOU
- AND I'LL FUCK YOU
- AND I'LL BUTTFUCK YOU
- Children of the KoRn - Link
- Insanity
- Pussy
- Fuckin'
- Children are born
- Fucking bitches major
- Fuck the law
- With my dick in my hand
- Cumming
- Weed
- Smoke
- Kinky sex
- Fuck authority
- Hit you ass in the head with a 40
- Porn and twisted-ass ways
- Why don't you
- Life is a bitch
- Goddamn
- BITCH!
- Clown - Link
- Just fucking do it, dammit
- Pussy
- Fuck you
- Faget - Link
- Gives a fuck
- Suck my dick and fucking like it
- Here to Stay - Link
- Whore
- Justin - Link
- Fuck All That Bullshit
- K@#0%! - Link
- Titty sucking bitch
- My dick
- Ass licking
- Piss sucking cunt
- Kentucky fried
- Saggy tits swinging from your fat crusty armpits
- Big-ass
- Hairy pussy lips
- Pecker
- Queef
- Oh shit
- Fuck bitch
- Damn fucking diarrhea slut
- FUCK YOU (x2)
- Right Now - Link
- SHUT UP! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
- Swallow - Link
- Fuck yes
- Wake Up - Link
- Wake the fuck up (x2)
- Y'all Want a Single - Link
- Fuck that
- Fuck that shit
Kirk Fogg's African Adventure[edit | edit source]
- Ken Griffey Jr. Remix' - Link
- Dick (X2)
- (Screaming) my penis
Le Swish[edit | edit source]
- My Penis is Not a Playground
- My penis
Led Zeppelin[edit | edit source]
- Stairway to Heaven' - Link
- Lady
Lemon Demon[edit | edit source]
- Atomic Copper Claw - Link
- Kill me dead
- When I'm deeaaad
- Birdfucker - Link
- Bird fucker
- Consumer Whore - Link
- On my plasma screen
- Dinosaurchestra: Part One - Link
- Let's eat children
- Dinosaurchestra (Part Three) - Link
- I can report with total confidence after a careful .3 seconds calculating the whole world of probability and statistics
- ★ Ebaum's World Dot Com - Link
- Bitch
- Male prostitute
- Smite that whore!
- Everybody Loves Raymond - Link
- EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!! EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!!
- Lifetime Achievement Award - Link
- Oh, nooo!!
- YOU ARE DEAD AND BURIED, YOU! ARE! DEAD!!
- Modify - Link
- Scarify his neck with a rope
- Run, Harry, Run! - Link
- Die from gonorrhea
- Pray to satan
- Samuel and Rosella - Link
- Right now, they're blowing up the local mall
- Subtle Oddities - Link
- It's all gone
- Touch Tone Telephone - Link
- I'm the expert. I'm the one
- Space nazi
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Link
- Every single
- Chuck norris
Limp Bizkit[edit | edit source]
- ★ Break Stuff - Link
- Bullshit
- Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
- Bloodstain
- I think you'd better quit, talking that shit!
- ★ Faith (George Michael cover) - Link
- Get the fuck up!
- Radio Sucks - Link
- Limp
- ★ Rollin (Air Raid Vehicle) - Link
- Move in, now move out! Hands up, now hands down, Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now? Breathe in, now breath out, hands up, now hands down, back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now? Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?), Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on), Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah), Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'.
- This shit right here
- Shut the fuck up
- Chocolate starfish
Liquid Tension Experiment[edit | edit source]
- Chris & Kevin's Amazing Odyssey - Link
- (creepy noises)
Linkin Park[edit | edit source]
- Crawling - Link
- CRAWLING!
- These
- In The End - Link
- All I know, time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away. It's so unreal, didn't look out below, watch the time go right out the window
Lionize[edit | edit source]
- Replaced by Machines - Link
- (We've) all been replaced by (insert)
Living Color[edit | edit source]
- Cult Of Personality - Link
- Joseph Stalin
Lord Aethelstan[edit | edit source]
- Boof Pack (Original NO Sax Version)
- Smokin benis tonight
Lynyrd Skynyrd[edit | edit source]
- Free Bird - Link
- Lord knows
- Lord help me
Machine Head[edit | edit source]
- Beautiful Mourning - Link
- FUCK YOU ALL!
Marilyn Manson[edit | edit source]
- The Beautiful People - Link
- The beautiful people
Meat Loaf[edit | edit source]
- ★ Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Link
- You can SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!
- It's defective!
- Is a lemon and I want my money back
The Meatmen/Tesco Vee[edit | edit source]
- Tooling For Anus (Demo) - Link
- I hate Detroit! It's the worst scum, shit, fucking shithole in the United States!
- Meatmen Stomp (Demo) - Link
- Alright, you cunts.
- I've Got A Problem (Demo) - Link
- You fucked up!
- You better believe it, assholes!
- ★ Orgy of One (Demo) - Link
- This is about people who say they don't beat off when they really do.
- [A long speech about masturbation]
- Blow 'em off, and jack off
- One Down, Three To Go (Demo) - Link
- About some legendary fuckwads, The Beatles
- Meatmen Stomp (1981 Version) - Link
- I heard you guys have been buttfucked by your dad since you were nine years old!
- [Fart sound]
- The Rap - Link
- One rimjob two years ago and he thinks we're lovers.
- Here, suck!
- ★ Becoming a Man - Link
- You will have a nightly emission where semen comes from the penis.
- I wanna fuck my daddy!
- It's perfectly natural. So if Mommy tries to make you feel like a naughty boy, just tell her... Freud was wrong! (x7)
- Dumping Ground - Link
- Like a fucking meat sack, say you wanna suck me, say you wanna fuck me, I don't wanna touch you!
- Mr. Tapeworm (Live) - Link
- [Stage banter about the sound tapeworms make when evacuating the anus]
- Orgy of One (Live) - Link
- We take our bloated leather bags out and beat them mercilessly til they relinquish some of that lovely coconut oil.
- Remember, if you still have girl problems, don't forget the answer's at the end of your arm.
Metallica[edit | edit source]
- ★ Fade to Black - Link
- I have lost the will to live
- Hardwired - Link
- Fucked
- Shit out of luck
Mindless Self Indulgence[edit | edit source]
- Stupid MF - Link
- Stupid motherfucker
Minor Threat[edit | edit source]
- Don't Wanna Hear It
- Bullshit
Ministry[edit | edit source]
- Jesus Built My Hotrod - Link
- Ling long
- Kleptocracy - Link
- Fuck you
M.O.D.[edit | edit source]
- ★ AIDS - Link
- A penis up your ass!
Monster Magnet[edit | edit source]
- Kiss of the Scorpion - Link
- Orgies
- See You in Hell Link
- See you in hell
Mötley Crüe[edit | edit source]
- Kickstart My Heart - Link
- I'd say we've kicked some ass!
Motorhead[edit | edit source]
- Ace of Spades
- I don't wanna live forever!
Moving Pictures[edit | edit source]
- Never - Link
- Never, never, never
Mudvayne[edit | edit source]
- Happy? - Link
- Are you fucking happy?
My Chemical Romance[edit | edit source]
- Teenagers - Link
- Murder
- Teenagers
- The living shit outta
Naomi King[edit | edit source]
- Fuck Buddies - Link
- Fuck buddies
New Found Glory[edit | edit source]
- 20 Years From Now - Link
- 20 years
Nickelback[edit | edit source]
- ★ Rockstar - Link
- Playboy Bunny
- Drug (x2)
- Drug dealer
- My ass
- This Afternoon - Link
- Hittin' from the bong
- Kiss my ass
Nick Nash[edit | edit source]
- (unknown video)
- Cuck
Nine Inch Nails[edit | edit source]
- ★ Closer - Link
- Let me violate you
- Let me penetrate you
- I wanna feel you from the inside
- I wanna fuck you like an animal
- Help me
Nirvana[edit | edit source]
- ★ Heart-Shaped Box - Link
- Cancer
- ★ All Apologies - Link
- What else should I say? Everyone is gay.
- ★ Lithium - Link
- I'm so horny
- Yeah (x8)
- I killed you
- I'm a turd (live version only)
- I'm so retarded (live version only)
- Noist Vagina
- Marijuana
- ★ Rape Me - Link
- Rape me
- Rape me again
- Rape me my friend
- Rape me (x8) [ending of song]
- Smells Like Teen Spirit - Link
- Stupid
- Scentless Appearance -Link
- Electrolytes smells like semen
- Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam - Link
- Jesus
- In Bloom - Link
- A whore
- Milk It - Link
- My shit (x2)
- Paper Cuts - Link
- Cock
- Masturbate
- Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip - Link
- Had sex
- Fuck man (whispered)
- Moist Vagina - Link
- Moist vagina
- (her) Anus
- Anilingus
- Marijuana
NOFX[edit | edit source]
- Creeping Out Sara - Link
- Threesome
- Fivesome
- Strap-ons
- Don’t Call Me White - Link
- White
- They're so fucking ordinary
- Fish in a Gun Barrel - Link
- Homosexuals
- ★ My Vagina - Link
- My vagina
- Lesbian
- The Quitter - Link
- Bitch
- What's he Matter with Parents Today?
- Mom and Dad
No Remorse[edit | edit source]
- Adolf Hitler - Link
- Adolf Hitler
The Offspring[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Kids Aren't Alright - Link
- What the hell is going on!?
- Committed suicide
- Why Don't You Get a Job? - Link
- Bitch
- Dick
- The Worst Hangover Ever - Link
- Kicked my ass
- Bad Habit - Link
- God Damn Motherfucker
- Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Link
- Give it to me baby
- Pretty Fly for a White Guy
- Americana - Link
- Well, fuck you!
Oingo Boingo[edit | edit source]
- Little Girls - Link
- I love little girls
- Feel so good
Osker[edit | edit source]
- Ballad of a Traitor - Link
- Piece of shit
- Disconnect, Disconnect - Link
- Goddamn
The Outfield[edit | edit source]
- Your Love - Link
- On a vacation far away
Ozzy Osbourne[edit | edit source]
- Iron Man - Link
- Has
Pantera[edit | edit source]
- Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills - Link
- Fucked your girlfriend last night
- God damn, I wanted to fuck
- Fuck
Papa Roach[edit | edit source]
- ★ Last Resort - Link
- Don't give a fuck
- Contemplating suicide
Parkway Drive[edit | edit source]
- Romance is Dead - Link
- Cry me a fucking river
Pat Monahan[edit | edit source]
- ★ Her Eyes - Link
- Porn
Pearl Jam[edit | edit source]
- ★ 1998 Quarter Rant - Link
- Fuck it! I'm outta here!
- You have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta'em!
- (cheering)
A Perfect Circle[edit | edit source]
- The Doomed
- Whores
- Good luck, you're on your own
- Fuck
Periphery[edit | edit source]
- Alpha
- Blind
- Blood Eagle
- (isolated drums)
- (isolated synth)
- Flatline
- Sleep now
- Habitual Line Stepper - Link
- (yell)
- Motormouth - Link
- SHUT UUUUUP!
- EAT SHIT!
- NO!
- (isolated synths)
- Prayer Position - Link
- (scream)
- Bleahh!
- Oh God, I'm...
- Let's go
- (isolated synths & strings)
- The Price is Wrong
- Fuck
- Reptile - Link
- That gaping (brain) asunder
- Goddamn!
- (buzzing synth noises)
- Satellites - Link
- Suck my balls
- Sentient Glow - Link
- Eyes
- The Way the News Goes
- Wake up
Phil Collins[edit | edit source]
Pink Floyd[edit | edit source]
- Another Brick In The Wall - Link
- We don't need no education!
- We don't need no thought control!
- Echoes
- Echo
- The Trail
- Fills me with the urge to defecate
Poison[edit | edit source]
- Nothing but a good time - Link
- Don't need nothing but a good time!
Poison Idea[edit | edit source]
- I Got A Right (Iggy Pop cover) - Link
- Straight edge asshole
Posehn[edit | edit source]
- My Phone Call with Weird Al
- The president's
- Take on Me (A-Ha cover) - Link
- On me
The Pretenders[edit | edit source]
- Back On The Chain Gang - Link
- I found a picture of you.
- Middle Of The Road - Link
- So come on baby!
The Proclaimers[edit | edit source]
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - Link
- I'm gonna be
- 500 miles
- I'm On My Way
- On my wee
Psychostick[edit | edit source]
- Beer!
- Beer!
- I like beer because it's good, I drink beer because I should
- NOOOOOOOO!!!
- I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk
- Let's go drink some beer
- NSFW
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck, fuck, fuck fuck…
Puddle of Mudd[edit | edit source]
- She Hates Me
- Fuckin' hates me
Puscifer[edit | edit source]
- ★ Cuntry Boner - Link
- Fucked
- Boner
- My boner
- My boner won't go down
- Johnny Cash
- Willie Nelson
- (Fucked) Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy!
- Elvis Presley's little girl!
- Elvis Presley
- Dolly Parton
- Kenny Rogers
- Barbara Mandrell
- Fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
Queen[edit | edit source]
- Bicycle Race
- Bicycle!
- I want to ride my bicycle!
- I want to ride my bike!
- Body Language
- Sexy
- ★ Bohemian Rhapsody - Link
- Fantasy
- I don't want to die!
- Let him go!
- ★ Flick of the Wrist - Link
- Prostitute
- Flick
- We Will Rock You - Link
- WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
- The Prophet's Song
- The warning
- I Want it All
- And I want it now!
Rage Against the Machine[edit | edit source]
- ★ Killing in the Name - Link
- Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
- Motherfucker!
- Guerilla Radio
- Turn that shit up!
Rammstein[edit | edit source]
- Du hast
- Nein! (nine)
Ramones[edit | edit source]
- Blitzkrieg Bop - Link
- Ey, oh! Let’s go!
- Blitzkreig
Rancid[edit | edit source]
- Adina - Link
- Let's go
- David Courtney - Link
- Motherfuckers
- Listed M.I.A. - Link
- Faggot
- Roots Radicals - Link
- Give 'em the boot
The Rascals[edit | edit source]
- A Beautiful Morning - Link
- Its a beautiful morning.
Red Hot Chili Peppers[edit | edit source]
- 21st Century
- Oral sex
Redbone[edit | edit source]
- Come and Get Your Love
- Come (cum)
R.E.M.[edit | edit source]
- The One I Love - Link
- This one goes out to
Rev Theory[edit | edit source]
- Hell Yeah - Link
- Hell
- Hell Yeah
Rick Springfield[edit | edit source]
- Don't Talk To Strangers - Link
- And still in school
- Don't talk to (strangers)
- How's life in the big city?
- I hear the competition is tough.
- Jessie's Girl - Link
- Where can I find a woman like that?
Rise Against[edit | edit source]
- Bullshit
- Bullshit
Roach[edit | edit source]
- I Gotta Take A Shit - Link
- Take a shit
Rob Zombie[edit | edit source]
- Living Dead Girl
- Living dead girl
The Rock Hit Machine[edit | edit source]
- It's a Long Way to the Top (AC/DC cover)
- Riding
Rod Stewart[edit | edit source]
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Link
- Now, hold on a minute!
Sammy Hagar[edit | edit source]
- I Can't Drive 55 - Link
- I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint
Seether[edit | edit source]
- Gasoline
- High on Revlon
Semisonic[edit | edit source]
- Closing Time - Link
- Closing time
- You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!
Sepultura[edit | edit source]
- ★ Refuse/Resist - Link
- What is this shit?
Sex Pistols[edit | edit source]
- Anarchy In The UK - Link
- Anarchist
Sick Animation[edit | edit source]
- ★ Suck My Dick With a Condom On - Link
- Suck my dick with a condom on bitch!
- You can suck my dick
Simple Plan[edit | edit source]
- Addicted - Link
- Dick
Six Feet Under[edit | edit source]
- Open Coffin Orgy
- Orgy
Skid Row[edit | edit source]
- ★ Get the Fuck Out (Live at Wembely Stadium 1991) -Link
- Who the fuck is this
- Get the fuck out
Skybombers[edit | edit source]
- It Goes Off - Link
- God damn
- Little mama
Slash[edit | edit source]
- ★ We're all Gonna Die (feat. Iggy Pop) - Link
- OH Shit!
- Pee on the ground
- Tits
- We're all gonna die!!
Slayer[edit | edit source]
- Angel of Death
- Holocaust
Smash Mouth[edit | edit source]
- All Star - Link
- Some
- Hot
- Hot
- Walking On The Sun - Link
- So don't delay! Act now! Supplies are running out! Allow if you are still alive, six to eight years to arrive. And if you follow there may be a tomorrow if the offer's shun, you might as well be waking on the sun.
The Smashing Pumpkins[edit | edit source]
- Alienation - Link
- Penetration
Social Distortion[edit | edit source]
- Story of My Life
- Story of my life
Soilwork[edit | edit source]
- The Wolves Are Back in Town - Link
- Death threat
Soundgarden[edit | edit source]
- ★ Black Hole Sun - Link
- Cum ("Won't you come?")
Staind[edit | edit source]
- It's Been Awhile - Link
- Fucked things up
Steel Panther[edit | edit source]
- ★ Asian Hooker - Link
- On my dick
- Asian hooker
- Hot little motherfucker
- You're a dirty little cocksucker
- South korea!
- Broke out with gonorrhea
- ★ Bukakke Tears - Link
- Nine-inch cock
- ★ Critter - Link
- Don't be retarded
- ★ Death to All but Metal - Link
- Dr. Dre
- Dick
- Gay
- Death (to all but metal!)
- Death to Papa Roach
- Kill those fuckin' fuckheads
- They can suck my ass
- Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
- Kill Madonna too, and then fuck 'er in the butt
- Fuck Mariah Carey
- 50 Cent's a fag
- Shootin' hot sperm on each other's CHEST!
- (musical outro)
- ★ Gangbang at the Old Folk's Home - Link
- Gangbang (x2)
- Gay (from "Bengay")
- Started gummin' my dick
- I got a rimjob
- Senile sex slaves
- Started licking my ass
- I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming too fast
- Had my fist in a butthole
- I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphomes
- ★ Gloryhole - Link
- Cock and balls
- Lady-man hermaphrodite
- Who's sucking my dick today
- Gloryhole
- Who's sucking my cock tonight
- I'm gonna blow my load at the gloryhole
- But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
- Gold Digging Whore - Link
- Whore
- ★ I Want Pussy - Link
- Pussy
- ★ I Want Your Tits - Link
- I'm fucking horny, baby
- ★ It Won't Suck Itself - Link
- IT WON’T SUCK ITSELF!!
- Holy shit, it's getting worse!
- ★ Party All Day - Link
- Fuck yeah, dude
- ★ Seventeen Girls in a Row - Link
- Seventeen girls in a row (x2)
- ★ She's On the Rag - Link
- Every day of the month her vagina bleeds
- Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face, blood on my dick, all over the place
- When it looks like a murder scene all over his dick
- Now there's blood on the walls, blood on the lamps, blood on the roadies, blood on the amps
- ★ Tomorrow Night - Link
- I’m going to get some pussy
- Tomorrow night
- But tonight I’m gonna jerk off
Steve Vai[edit | edit source]
- ★ Fuck Yourself - Link
- Stick it up your ass
- It don't matter if you're straight of gay, you should fuck yourself anyway
- Masturbate with some Krazy Glue
- Cum
- Fucking shit
- My asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
- With your face
- Fuck you
- 10-foot pole
- Jizz on my microphone
- A copy of Rolling Stone
- Fuck yourself with a garden tool
- Fuck yourself silly
- If you can’t even fuck yourself, how you gonna fuck someone else?
Strapping Young Lad[edit | edit source]
- ★ We Ride - Link
- What the fuck was that!?
Sublime[edit | edit source]
- What I Got - Link
- Motherfucking
- Bulletproof vest
- Wrong Way - Link
- Tits
Suburban Rhythm[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bright City Lights - Link
- Free porno mags
- Hermaphrodites
Sum 41[edit | edit source]
- Fat Lip
- And I don't give a shit about nothing
- An abortion
- Motivation - Link
- I don't give a shit
- Crazy Amanda Bunkface - Link
- I don't wanna hear you bitch no more
- A.N.I.C
- Fucking shit
- You're an asshole
- Confusion and Frustration in Modern Times - Link
- What the hell
Sunn O)))[edit | edit source]
- O)))Bow 2
- (loud guitar)
The Sweet[edit | edit source]
- The Ballroom Blitz
- They all started groovin'
- A ballroom blitz
- Rock 'n' Roll Disgrace
- Phallic
System Of A Down[edit | edit source]
- Boom - Link
- Fuck
- Bounce
- Pogo stick
- B.Y.O.B
- Fort Knox
- Where the fuck?
- Computers
- Fuck the System - Link
- Fuck the system
- ★ Kill Rock n' Roll - Link
- Asshole
- Lonely Day
- Such a lonely day ...and it's mine
- Prison Song
- Bitch
- Psycho
- Cocaine
- ★ She's Like Heroin - Link
- Whore
- Ass
- Sugar - Link
- Fuck you!
- ★ Vicinity of Obscenity - Link
- Whores
- Beat the meat
- ★ Violent Pornography - Link
- Fucks
- VIIIIIIOLENT Pornography
- Sodomy
Sylencer[edit | edit source]
- Get it up
- Penis
Talking Heads[edit | edit source]
- Once in a Lifetime
- How did I get here?
- Road to Nowhere
- Road to nowhere
Theory of a Deadman[edit | edit source]
- Bad Girlfriend
- Fuck
- Dick
- Lowlife
- Aw, fuck it
They Might Be Giants[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bastard Wants to Hit Me - Link
- Some crazy bastard
Third Eye Blind[edit | edit source]
- Semi-Charmed Life
- Crystal meth
Three Days Grace[edit | edit source]
- I Hate Everything About You
- Hate
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers[edit | edit source]
- Mary Jane's Last Dance - Link
- Mary Jane
- The Waiting - Link
- The waiting is the hardest part
- One more
- Won't Back Down - Link
- Gates Of Hell
- You Don't Know How It Feels
- Know how it feels
Tool[edit | edit source]
- Ænima - Link
- Dumbfounded dipshits
- Disgustipated
- To them, it is the Holocaust
- Rverend Maynard
- The cries of the carrots
- Eulogy
- Cross
- The Grudge
- (scream)
- ★ Hooker With a Penis - Link
- Dipshit
- Coke
- I got some advice for you little buddy
- Fuckin'
- Fuuuck you, buddy!
- Nipple
- Prison Sex
- Cum on
- Stinkfist - Link
- Stimulation
Toto[edit | edit source]
- Africa - Link
- Africa
Train[edit | edit source]
- Drive By - Link
- Downward spiral
Turbonegro[edit | edit source]
- ★ I Got Erection - Link
- Erection
Undying Inc.[edit | edit source]
- Ironclad
- (scream)
The Unicorns[edit | edit source]
- Ready to Die
- Death threat
Uriah Heep[edit | edit source]
- Easy Living - Link
- Easy Living
Vile[edit | edit source]
- Hypocrisy - Link
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- 5 to 10 - Link
- Rape little girls? Not me! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
- Homophobe - Link
- I hate faggots!
Wall of Voodoo[edit | edit source]
- Mexican Radio - Link
- Mexican
Warzone[edit | edit source]
- Escape from Your Society
- Yo, man. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ween[edit | edit source]
- The H.I.V. Song
- H.I.V.
- Piss Up a Rope
- You big booty bitch
- Strap On That Jammypac (live in NYC 4/16/2016)
- Strap-on
- ★ You Fucked Up
- You fucked up! You bitch!
Weezer[edit | edit source]
- El Scorcho
- Goddamn
Wesley Willis[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bust a Cap in My Ass
- In my ass
- Call the Police on Me
- Call the police on me
- ★ The Chicken Cow - Link
- Stab ya in the ass
- In the ass
- Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Blockbuster Video: "Wow, What a Difference!"
- Chicken cow
- Cut the Mullet
- They are
- Chicago
- Don't Curse in God's House
- God's house
- ★ Drink Kool-Aid in Camel Piss
- Camel piss
- Drink That Whiskey - Link
- Drink a bottle of Cutty Sark
- Get drunk and fuck with somebody
- ★ Fuck You - Link
- Fuck you (x15)
- Take your bullshit somewhere else
- Suck my damn dick, asshole!
- Get the fuck away from me
- Get your paws off me
- I'm not working for you anymore!
- Stick it up your ass
- Jump into your hot rod and hit the road, asshole!
- Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Diet Pepsi: "Uh-huh!"
- Better one
- I Whipped Spider-Man's Ass
- I whipped Spider-Man's ass!
- I’m Killing You
- I’m going to blow your brains out
- I'm going to murder you
- I'm Shooting Out Your Lights
- I'm going to murder you, motherfucker!
- Jar Jar Binks
- Jar Jar Binks
- Kurt Cobain - Link
- Kurt Cobain
- Lethal Injection
- Fucking
- ★ My Daddy Smokes Cocaine
- He forces my brother to buy cocaine from a dope man
- No good son of a bitch
- Daddy
- Cocaine pipe
- ★ My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks - Link
- Crack rocks
- 11:00 pm
- That crack pipe
- She does it by threatening him with a Smith and Wesson
- Cocaine from a dope man
- Smoked that crack like a cigar
- Pick Out Your Coffin
- You are going to be assassinated
- Retard Bus - Link
- Retard bus
- ★ Rock & Roll McDonalds - Link
- McDonalds (x2)
- McDonalds will make you fat
- Restaurant where they buy food to eat
- Burger King
- Shit and Fuck
- Fuck
- Shoot Me in the Ass
- Shoot me in the ass
- Shoot Me With a Gun
- Shoot me with a gun
- Pull out a .38 caliber revolver
- ★ Stay Out of the Ghetto - Link
- Stay out of the ghetto (numerous instances, so far two have been used)
- ★ Suck a Caribou's Ass
- Suck a Caribou's Ass
- Fucking jerk!
- ★ Suck a Cheetah's Dick - Link
- Motherfucker
- Suck a European bison’s smelly ass
- Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup
- Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack
- Suck a male camel's dick with hoisin sauce
- Suck a polar bear's funky ass
- Suck a wooly mammoth’s dick with Miracle Whip
- Suck a llama's shitty asshole
- Suck a cheetah's dick
- Bootyhole
- Greyhound's musty ass
- Rock over London, rock on Chicago, Polaroid! See what develops. (ending sting)
- ★ Suck My Dog's Dick - Link
- Suck my dog's dick
- Lick a moose's dick
- Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk
- Suck a llama's balls
- Bootyhole
- Suck a klipspringer’s dick
- Suck my Doberman Pinscher’s cock
- Suck a constipated goat's dick
- Honey badger
- Goose Island
- Taste a Camel's Shitty Ass
- Nasty nutsack
- They Threw Him In Jail
- In jail
- They Threw Me Out of Church'
- Once upon a time
- Verbal Assault
- You lowdown motherfucker!
- ★ You're Going in the Graveyard
- Look out, buddy boy!
- I'm going to destroy ya, mothafucker!
- Kiss this whole world goodbye
The Who[edit | edit source]
- Who Are You? - Link
- Who the fuck are you?
- ★ Won't Get Fooled Again
- YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Yes[edit | edit source]
- Owner of a Lonely Heart - Link
- Owner of a Lonely (Heart, *usually replaced with penis, or bedroom, to imply that this person hasn't had any action in a while*)
- Much better than a
- You've got to want to succeed!
- Don't you hesitate at all!
- Roundabout - Link
- ("To be continued" theme)
Yngwie Malmesteen[edit | edit source]
- Arpeggios from Hell
- (guitar riff)
Zebrahead[edit | edit source]
- Lobotomy for Dummies - Link
- Hell needed company
- I wish you were dead
- Payback's a whore
Zimmers Hole[edit | edit source]
- Two-Headed Anal Baby - Link
- Two-headed anal baby
ZZ Top[edit | edit source]
- Sharp Dressed Man - Link
- Sharp dressed man
Parody/Comedy[edit | edit source]
A.Coe[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Fresh Prince of Dick Butt
- Put a dick in my butt
- Grabbed a dick and put it in my butt
Alien Red Wolf[edit | edit source]
- Willy Bum Bum - Link
- Little willy
Amateur Transplants[edit | edit source]
- ★ London Underground - Link
- Fucking useless cunts
- I want my fucking money back!
- Wankers (x2)
- Shove it up your arsehole
- Shut the fuck up!
Andy Milonakis[edit | edit source]
- Pussy Pussy Marijuana - Link
- Pussy, pussy, marijuana, marijuana
- ★ The Superbowl is Gay Link
- Water? Gay. Cologne is gay. DVD players are gay. DVDs are gay
- McDonald's is gay!
- Also fucking gay! Also fucking gay!
- Faggot
Andy Rehfelt[edit | edit source]
- Grotesque Impalement (Radio Disney version) - Link
- Impale your flesh, draped in darkness
- Your guts explode and life has ceased behind your eyes
- Choke on my shit
- Drown in my piss
- Skrillex Does Fartstep - Link
- (farting)
Bart Baker[edit | edit source]
- Horny
- From
- Look Into My Eyes (While I Masturbate) Link
- Look into my eyes while I masturbate
Brentalfloss[edit | edit source]
- Super Mario Land with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer) - Link
- Bullshit
- (Super)balls
- Magic mushroom
- Buddy, what are you smoking?
- Son of a... taint?
- Zelda: Ocarina of Time with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer) - Link
- Maybe, don't be a prick!
- Douchebag
- I don't know why it gives you such a boner
- You limey fuck
- Shut uuuuuuuup!
- Asshole!
- DK Rap 2018: Where Are They Now? - Link
- You'll probably die
- Sex ed clown
- Penis
- Vulva
- Bitter old bastard
- Horny
- He's dead
- Super Mario Sunshine with Lyrics - Link
- Drunk brother
- GAAAH, [bleep]!
- Kirby with Lyrics - Link
- Say your prayers!
Charles Penrose[edit | edit source]
- The Laughing Policeman - Link
- (Laughter)
Chris Hardwick[edit | edit source]
- Inflatable Lady - Link
- Blow-up doll
- Blow
Chef Aid: The South Park Album[edit | edit source]
- ★ Chocolate Salty Balls - Link
- You just burnt my balls!
- Suck on my chocolate salty balls
- Stick my balls in your mouth
- Dick (from stick)
- Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
- Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
- You better get back in the kitchen!
- I have a sneaking suspicion
- My balls are burning!
- My balls' on fire!
Dave Rudolf[edit | edit source]
- Go Play in Traffic - Link
- Go play in traffic
Dick Hunter[edit | edit source]
- ★ You're Gay (Bad Day parody) - Link
- Where is a fat cock when you need it the most?
- Butthole
FAttY SPiNS[edit | edit source]
- Doin' Your Mom
- Your mom
Edybot[edit | edit source]
- Mommy's Milkers'
- Mommy's milk
Endigno[edit | edit source]
- Big Chungus
- Chungus
Harry Einfield[edit | edit source]
- Lodsofemone - Link
- Hey, check this out!
- Are you ready?
Jeffree Star[edit | edit source]
- Boom Boom Pow
- Faggot-tron
Julio Black[edit | edit source]
- ★ Your Mother's Vagina - Link
- Your mother's vagina
Jürgen Schlachter[edit | edit source]
- ★ Laughter
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, heh heh heh
- ★ The Big Laugh
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, heh heh heh
Kevin Bloody Wilson[edit | edit source]
- ★ Ho Ho Fucking Ho - Link
- Fucking ho
- Pedophile
Logan Hugueny-Clark =[edit | edit source]
- UNDERTALE THE MUSICAL - Animation Song Parody
- Undertale
Matt Rogers' Rated X-Mas[edit | edit source]
- ★ Have a Pornographic Christmas (Holly Jolly Christmas parody)
- Cumshot
- Pornographic
- Porno shops
- Watch him hump a smooth round rump, while you play with your dick
- The porno star
- Lots of meat
- He sticks his dick into some chick
- Dildos
- Stuff them up their ass
- ★ Have Yourself a 1-900 Christmas (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas parody)
- 1-900
- Shoot your load
- Find a good position
- Sliding up and down your bone
- You don't have my tits to squeeze, or my juicy snatch to fill
- Baby, I'll screw you good
- With his dick
- I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand (Winter Wonderland parody) - Link
- My dick is hard
- I love to choke my chicken with my hand
- Masturbate
- Balls (x2)
- Blue (x2)
- Cumming
- Dick
- Grab my rod
- Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer parody)
- Rudolph the deep throat reindeer
- ★ Suck on My Cock (Jingle Bell Rock parody) - Link
- Suck on my cock (x2)
- Soon you'll be tasting sperm!
- Beat my meat
- Give me head
- Shoot my cream
- Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair
- My shaft
- A blowjob can't be beat
- Thanks for sucking my cock!
- Stuff the whole thing in your face
- That’s how you suck on my COOOOOOOCK!
- Swallow
- Lick it up
Monty Python's Contractual Obligation[edit | edit source]
- ★ John Denver Being Strangled - Link
- (asphyxiation noises)
Micfri[edit | edit source]
- Encyclopedia Dramatica Offended Song
- Cock and balls
Milo Turk[edit | edit source]
- No Sex Allowed - Link
- Pregnancy
Nice Peter[edit | edit source]
- ★ Boobies
- Boobies
- 'Unicorns are for Gangsters
- Soviet
NonJuan[edit | edit source]
- ★ Erectile Dysfunction (Sexual Eruption parody)
- Erectile dysfunction
Paul and Storm[edit | edit source]
- Cheetos
- Eat some Cheetos and watch some porn
Peen[edit | edit source]
- ★ Lotion Man (permanently lost media)
- All over this picture of a ho
Pink Guy[edit | edit source]
- Bitches Ain't Shit (Dr. Dre cover)
- Dick
- Dick Pays Rent
- Fuckin
- Polio
- Old people
- Ladies Man
- Pussy
- Break my dog's neck
- 'Pink Guy Cooks Ramen and Raps
- Rape
- Some Shit That Isn't Good, but Sounds Good Because I Use Big Words
- Al-Quaeda
- ★ STFU - Link
- Stop being a fucking cunt
- I don't give a fuck
- You're a stupid fucking bitch
- Piece of shit
Richard Cheese[edit | edit source]
- ★ Rape Me - (Nirvana Cover) - Link
- Everybody... Rape me! Put your hands together
- R
- A
- P
- E
- Rape me
- Rape me again
- Rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape me!
- ★ My Neck, My Back (Khia Cover) - Link
- Pussy (x3)
- All over your face
- Nigga
- Shit on me
- Bitches
- My crack
- Crack
- Cum
- My pussy
- All you ladies
- ★ Welcome to the Jungle (Guns N' Roses Cover) - Link
- You're gonna die!
- ★ Do Me (Bell Biv DeVoe Cover) - Link
- Well, FUCK you!
Rucka Rucka Ali[edit | edit source]
- All About That Race
- Black power!
- Am I Gay?
- His boner
- Ching Chang Chong
- Japanese
- Oh, herro prease
- Detroit
- Ching chang chong
- Dear White People
- Netflix
- Ebo (La La) - Link
- Africa
- AIDS
- Go Cops - Link
- NIGGA, WE BE GETTING HIGH!
- Haiti Had a Little Bit - Link
- German
- I'm gonna run shit a whole new way!
- The Middle East
- I Don't Like Old People
- I sure am gonna miss that old faggot
- I've Got Cancer
- Scumbag
- Jared the Footlong Lover - Link
- Do a line
- Kim Jong Un Song
- The whole wide world's gonna go up in flames
- Let's Go Jesus
- Sexually aroused
- Masturbate in [your] Momma's basement
- ★ Obama Been Watching - Link
- Titty-pictures
- Postin' them videos for some old man to jerk it
- Fuck me
- A black man
- In my face
- You little faggot!
- High-speed connection
- Strappin'
- Only 17 - Link
- Naked
- Butt
- ★ Russia's Gay - Link
- Buttsex
- Shvartza
- I'm telling you the truth, man!
Saint Smythe[edit | edit source]
- ★ Omega Kowai Cuthwald Song by Not Safe For Work Cartoons - Link
- I'm fucked-up
- I jerked off to... 2 Girls 1 Cup
- I watch a whole... fuckload of porn
- I masturbate (...to unicorns)
- Watch my roommate give someone head
- Fap
- My penis is so tiny
- Up my hiney
- And stick it in
- ★ The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality - Link
- Fucking around
- Cum spray
- A nine-inch vibrator
- (This is the Ultimate) Orgy
- Homosexuality (x2)
- Dildos
- Fellatio
- Sodomy
- Took a shit (on)
- Jacked off
- Armadillo
- Thirteen-inch dick (or just "thir" as "their"/they're)
- Penetrated
- Sixty-nine
- Care Bear cum
- Gayer than Brokeback Mountain
- Ron Jeremy
- Benito Mussolini
- Bukkake
- Strap-ons
- Tits and vaginas
- Cumming
- Lesbian
- Jerk off
- Every male Power Ranger
- Abraham
- Porno
Scott Brown & Anthony King[edit | edit source]
- ★ To the Guy I Caught Masturbating - Link
- Masturbating
Shel Silverstein[edit | edit source]
- Fuck 'Em
- Fuuuuuuuck them!
- Piss in your lap
- Little Abigail and the Beautiful Pony
- You won't die
- Quaaludes Again - Link
- Quaaludes
SLACKCiRCUS[edit | edit source]
- HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA - Link
- Step outside
- Get real high
Song to a Wear Pants To[edit | edit source]
- Applesauce Ballad of the Pet Tuba - Link
- You can blow me
- Fun With Appliances - Link
- Okay
South Park: Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Most Offensive Song Ever (uncut version without Kenny)
- Semen
- Sucking
spib7[edit | edit source]
- Rappin' Ron Reagan - Link
- Lord, have mercy!
Stephen Lynch[edit | edit source]
- ★ Hermaphrodite
- Hermaphrodite
- ★ If I Were Gay - [2]
- Get your hand out of my pants
Steve Berke[edit | edit source]
- Pot Shop (Thrift Shop parody)
- The pot shop
Tim & Mark[edit | edit source]
- I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog
- Jack In The Box
Tim and Eric: Awesome Records, Great Songs[edit | edit source]
- Wipe My Butt
- Wipe my butt
Tom Lehrer[edit | edit source]
- Lobachevsky
- Analytic and algebraic topology of local Euclidian metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold
"Weird Al" Yankovic[edit | edit source]
- Achy Breaky Song - Link
- Don't play that song, that achy breaky song, the most annoying song I know!
- ★ Albuquerque
- It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.
- He gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it!
- DAAUGH! GET ‘EM OFF ME! GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH, GET ‘EM OFF, GET ‘EM OFF! OH! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH! OH GOD!
- The world-famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
- Albuquerque
- Donut
- Box of one-dozen starving, crazed weasels
- I was just being [sarcastic]!
- Amish Paradise
- Bored to tears
- The Alternative Polka - Link
- Why don't you kill me?
- Animal
- Another One Rides the Bus
- The perverts in the back
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- The Tupperware Museum
- Bite Me - Link
- (Yelling)
- A Complicated Song - Link
- Constipated
- Laxative
- C.N.R.
- Made sweet sweet love to
- Confessions Pt. III
- Anymore
- FYI, it was not a cold sore
- I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick
- 27
- Couch Potato
- The Playboy Channel
- Dare to be Stupid
- Yes!
- Don't Download This Song
- Lars Ulrich
- Eat It
- Don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
- Ebay
- Alarm clock. Tell me why, I bid on Shatner's old toupee? They had it on eBay.
- Fat
- Ding dong (music video only)
- I'm not really hungry right now (music video only)
- Gump
- Stupid is as stupid does
- To the White House
- Hamilton Polka
- Bastard orphan son of a whore and a
- Hardware Store===
- Would you look at all that stuff
- I Lost on Jeopardy
- That's not all!
- I'll Sue Ya
- Taco Bell
- (laughing)
- Jerk
- It's All About the Pentiums
- Bedsheets
- Jerry Springer - Link
- The hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
- She-male
- The stripper with the implants
- The KKK and the gay Jewish black dude
- Jurassic Park
- Stick it
- Lame Claim to Fame
- Used the same napkin dispenser as
- Paul Giamatti's plumber
- Living with a Hernia
- Erect (direct)
- Wait a minute!
- Midnight Star
- Midnight
- In the weekly Midnight Star
- My Own Eyes
- My own eyes!
- My own
- It'd drive a normal man insane
- Ode to a Superhero
- Trying to
- One More Minute
- Dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades
- Polkarama
- And we'll float on okay
- Gold digger
- Ringtone - Link
- Ringtone, ringtone, ringtone
- Everybody (x2)
- Smells Like Nirvana - Link
- Boing!
- ★ Sports Song - Link
- You suck! (x4)
- ★ Talk Soup
- I have no genitalia!
- Porno
- Neo-Nazi
- ★ TMZ - Link
- Some transvestite
- TMZ
- Trapped in the Drive-Thru - Link
- Driveway
- Prematurely bald
- Chicken sandwich
- Something stupid on TV
- Virus Alert
- Your attention, if you please
- All of your porn
- Weasel Stomping Day
- Weasel stomping day
- The White Stuff
- The white stuff
- Filling
- ★ White and Nerdy
- (On my) underwear
- Your Horoscope For Today
- Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
The Wet Spots[edit | edit source]
- Do You Take It in the Ass - Link
- Take it in the ass
Ylvis[edit | edit source]
- The Fox - Link
- What does the (fox) say?
YOGSCAST[edit | edit source]
- Diggy Diggy Hole - Link
- Digging a hole
Your Favorite Martian[edit | edit source]
- SANTA HATES POOR KIDS - Link
- (Fuck you, Santa!) You fat motherfucker!
- (Take a) shit on (your nice list!)
- Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) - Link
- Penis
Experimental[edit | edit source]
Nasenbluten[edit | edit source]
- Cunt Face - Link
- MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!
Passenger of Shit[edit | edit source]
- ★ Staple Tapeworms on My Penis - Link
- (scream)
- On my penis
- My! Fucking! PENISSSS!
- (weird upbeat music)
- (static noise) (x2)
- (weird noise)
- Anus
Cartoon Shows[edit | edit source]
6teen[edit | edit source]
- Welcome to the Darth Side
- I'm black and he's white!
12 Oz. Mouse[edit | edit source]
- Hired
- Cheese Industries
- Pussy
- Porno
- Prolegomenon
- (pinball machine noises)
- Rooster
- You dumbass
- Q109
- Fat
- Spider
1. Down to stomach land
- Because They Could
1. Shut, up
- Theme song
- I'm drunk as helllll!!
- I gotta get goin‘
Adult Swim Brain Trust[edit | edit source]
- Anime Talk Show
- I wanna die
- Yeah
- Jar of turtle penises
- On my anal fins
- Beat me with your tits
- Oh my god boy you ate his damn head off!
- Are you telling me what to do?
- My dad told me I don't have a soul, So I won't be going anywhere when I die
- Hello?
- You say one word to me and and I'll splatter your ass all over that wall!
- I'm bleeding
- Pathetic! you're a freak!
- OW!
- What?
Adventure Time[edit | edit source]
- Apple Wedding
- Nope, nope, stop talking, go to jail
- Bespoken For
- Four way
- Business Time
- I am your boss!
- Bad Timing
- ...I'm sorry you're so stupid
- Cartoon Network promo - Link
- Adventure time!
- City of Thieves
- Hey, turd-le!
- The Enchiridion!
- Into my stomach
- Anything that's evil
- Five More Short Graybles
- Beeauutiful
- (scream)
- The Gut Grinder
- Wee wee
- Hot Diggity Doom
- Sayonara, suckers!
- Isla de Senorita
- I'm breaking up with ya!
- Jake vs. Me-Mow
- (Disgusting burp)
- Jermaine
- Boo, stupid!
- Power Animal
- (Phone ringing)
- Ricardio the Heart Guy
- Hey, shorty!
- Slumber Party Panic
- Seven minutes in heaven
- Wake Up
- Wake up
- Wizard
- I'm out
- Aw, man, this sucks!
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius[edit | edit source]
- Theme Song
- Three, two, one, Gotta blast!
- Candy bar
- Jimmy for President
- WHAAAAAAT??!?!
- ★ Normal Boy - Link
- Eleventy-six!
- ★ Sleepless in Retroville - Link
- Time to take out the trash!
The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog[edit | edit source]
- ★ Boogey-Mania - Link
- Penis (Pingas, from Snooping as usual)
- ★ Lovesick Sonic - Link 1 Link 2
- NO!
- Silly Me
- Six hundred
- Think you're hot
- Two thousand
- Sonic Says
- By
- That's no good!
- Sonic Christmas Blast
- Penis (from happiness ) - Link
- The Last Resort - Link
- I just love sharing a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea!
All Grown Up[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bad Blood
- (Old) man boobs (x2)
- Interview with a Campfire
- (scream)
The Amazing World of Gumball[edit | edit source]
- The World
- Gone all soggy and limp
American Dad[edit | edit source]
- 42-Year old Virgin
- Hey, do you kids sometimes kiss your pillow and pretend it's one of the Little Rascals?
- 100 A.D. - Link
- Bitch, what are you crying about?
- FUCK. Y'ALL.
- Big Trouble in Little Langley
- Too fucking late
- Black Mystery Month
- Porn
- Daddy Queerest
- Big naked man
- For Black Eyes Only
- Oh damn
- For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
- A boner
- Great Space Roaster
- Strap-on
- Helping Handis
- My mother
- Moon Over Isla Island
- My mother
- National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well - The Hole Story
- Kill yourself
- Old Stan in the Mountain - Link
- You stupid BIIIIIIIIIIII-(gradually fading away)
- Pilot
- Avril Lavigne
- Roger Codger
- Butt stuff
- Season's Beatings
- Antichrist
- Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold - Link
- My bitch is horny
- Stan's Food Resturant
- Condom (x2)
- Surro Gate - Link
- Tight little asses
- ★ Tearjerker - Link
- Mentally retarded (x2)
- Not be retarded
- An alcoholic
- Cancer
- (unknown episode)
- Years
- The Worst Stan - [3]
- Butt play
- You Det Your Life
- So far up your assholes, you will rue the day you crawled out your mother's twat!
- Oh, fuck me!
Amphibia[edit | edit source]
- Anne of the Year
- I told you guys. This party HAS to be lit! At this rate, it's going to be lame.
- Anne Theft Auto
- (Humming)
- Contagi-Anne
- GONNA LIIIIIIVVEEEEEEE!!!!!
- Hop Luck
- Augh! What is that? Did something crawl under the house and die?
- Pizza
- Pizza is the ultimate dish. You haven't lived until you've shared one with your friends at the mall.
- Are you guys ready to make your pizza dreams a pizza reality?
- PIZZA DREAMS!!! (4x)
- Sprig's penis (Sprig's eternal happiness)
- Marcy at the Gates
- (Grunting)
- Okay, so
- 2.3 seconds
- Anne...?
- MARCY!!!
- I can't believe it!
- I know, I know, I missed you so much!!!
- Hahaha, oh I missed you too!
- Hi!
- You're not poisonous, are you?
- Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
- Yeah, I literally actually don't know
- Prison Break
- Gary!
- Hey girlfriend!
- Reunion
- Hey Boobchuy!
- Nice guitar solo
- The Beginning of the End
- I know what you're thinking
- But little do they know
- Whoa, spoiler alert!
- Sorry, sorry...
- It's just such a good movie and I get carried away.
- I'm joking. I don't actually care.
- Phew!
- At least I didn't ruin the second twist where it turns out-DOGHH!
- PILLOW FIGHT!!!
- (Laughing)
- Ooh, guys! Here comes my favorite part!
- The Dinner
- (Scene transition score)
- The Sleepover to End All Sleepovers
- Sasha's
- Pajamas
- And listen up cause this I won't repeat
- Sensing some missing context here
- The Third Temple
- Hey girlfriend! Good to see you!
Animaniacs (1993)[edit | edit source]
- Chairman of the Bored
- Bob Barker
- Good Idea, Bad Idea: Climbing a Mountain'
- The end
- Good Idea, Bad Idea: Marching Band'
- (off-key piano notes)
- Its time for another good idea, bad idea
- Good idea
- Good Idea, Bad Idea: Smelling the Roses'
- Bad idea
- HMS Yakko
- You really wanna know?
- Meatballs or Consequences
- Or is this Ohio?
- Pinky and the Brain Theme
- Try to take over the world
- Taming of the Screwy
- Don Knotts
Animaniacs (2020)[edit | edit source]
- Suspended Animation
- The Catch-Up Song
- WMD
- The Catch-Up Song
Aqua Teen Hunger Force[edit | edit source]
- 100
- IT'S NOT NICE TO TALK TO STRANGERS.
- Bart Oates
- Awesome!
- Bad Replicant
- Had better look exactly like this!
- Gentlemen
- Boston
- I'm gonna saw my own head off
- Shit
- This sucks, I'm not doing this
- Broodwich
- 666
- HOLY CRAP IN A PITA!
- Skull in the basement
- The future
- Carl (a.k.a. Spacegate World)
- Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit you up the middle!
- Of course!
- Carl Wash
- You a dumbass
- (Babbling)
- Gonna get your ass whooped
- This is retarded
- Circus
- Now you get the hell outta here before I rip out your brain!
- The Cloning
- Your left
- Oh, God!
- The Clowning
- Stop telling me to do things!
- Eat your own damn milk!
- ★ Couples Skate
- Pissed off
- The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
- RUUUN, FAT BOY, RUUUN!
- ★ Dickesode - Link
- Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
- ...that doesn't sound right does it?
- Oh, do go on. Please.
- HUMP YOURSELF
- Dicks to complete the dickship
- Yeah. I'm sure they're not
- Someone's dick is coming with me tonight!
- Who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?
- Dick Planet
- Dirtfoot
- He's totally gay
- We're cool, as long as you don't try to convert me
- Deleted Scenes
- Feed this broomstick up your ass!
- This is how you don't touch people
- Der Inflatable Furher
- I'm Hitler!
- Destroy the gays!
- Dumber Days
- Yo. Tizzame pass by just like Donovan McNizzab. Shiieeet.
- Dumber Dolls
- Night vision goggles
- Jackass roommate
- You think this is a game? I mean, do you think I live in pretend land?
- Dummy Love
- If it's that Mormon kid, I swear to God
- eDork
- Mommy, it's tingling, I don't understand it
- Oh, yes. You've been a bad, bad... chicken
- Ezekiel
- Jackass
- Escape from Leprechaupolis
- Ohhhhh, GOOD
- Final Mooning
- Well, what wouldn't your ass like to know?
- Shoot him in the head!
- Freda
- Eat my ass
- Gee Whiz
- No! Permission not granted!
- Global Grilling
- Amateur porno
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- The Bibble
- Handbanana
- It's time to take your temperature, see if the meat's just right
- Okay, see ya
- That is a load off my mind, knowing that rapist is gone.
- Rape
- Mmm... face down
- Yeah. Bye-bye.
- You, uhh... bastin' that turkey today?
- Oh, he's not a boy anymore, he's a man
- I don't know if I can sleep anymore
- Sounds like someone wants to get raped again
- Interfection
- Justin Timberlake
- Kidney Car
- Open up, or I'm opening it for ya!
- Love Mummy
- GEE WHIZ, YA THINK?!
- Mail Order Bride
- Blow a frickin' hole in
- Mayhem of the Mooninites
- Well, that sounds like a personal problem!
- I'm gonna wring your pants!
- Matt and Dave's Favorite Episodes Week promo (DVD extra)
- Here we go now!
- MC Pee Pants
- ......WHAT?
- Multiple Meats - Link
- Asshole!
- Ol Drippy
- You two
- Rabbot
- What is that?
- Unleash the untanical frog!
- Behold
- That's real funny! 'Be real funny when I crack you with a pipe (original full cut, DVD extra)
- This is a good beat! Why aren't you dancing?
- Remooned
- You take this, and we better go
- Revenge of the Mooninites - Link
- Sodomize
- Revenge of the Trees
- Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!
- Hope your house burns down
- Robots Everywhere
- It smells like hot garbage pizza!
- I'm not saying it twice!
- I'm so sorry, I'm so rude
- And now you die
- Rubberman
- Genital herpes
- STD'S
- You little fucking runt!
- Used condoms
- tellin' me that I can't do this, I'm gonna do it
- The Shaving
- Like crazy
- Oh my god, no!
- Eat me!
- Space Conflict From Beyond Pluto
- Open this damn! Door! Now!
- Super Spore
- You like that, bitch?
- You look good in dress!
- I rule you!
- Shut up, bitch! Get beer, for me lawyer!
- Don't be such a bitch!
- Uuuh, uh uh. Screw that
- Super Birthday Snake
- Oh God, what have I done?!
- Super Bowl
- Shut up. Damn.
- Super Hero
- Wow, you know, that's really amazingly lame.
- Sex with animals
- Super Model
- Behold!
- Oh... my... God...
- Super Squatter
- Oh God
- You tell me
- You're right! Church!
- I don't ever remember saying uhh... come in
- Super Trivia
- WHERE ARE YOU?
- Success!
- S'up?
- Terrorphone (DVD bonus skit) - Link
- Nothing a good butthole massage won't fix
- Ooh it's late, I gotta massage my butthole
- Fanny port
- Fill my ass with milk
- Farting in the garden with my pee-pee
- Terrorphone 2: Rakenstein (DVD bonus skit) - Link
- Oh no, that rake is after my balls
- Uh oh, it's coming for my balls
- Coming from
- ★ This is Your Left - Link
- You're gonna die!
- The
- This is mine!
- Total Re-Carl- Link
- Dammit
- Go away. GO. AWAY.
- I'm so tired of this
- Freaking go away, you freak
- A crapper
- What do you need? What do you want?
- T-Shirt of the Dead
- You've been a naughty boy today!
- Take a look at what you've done to me!
- Far up his ass
- Universal Remonster
- Right
- Unremarkable Voyage
- (Vomiting)
- (Drinking)
Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1[edit | edit source]
★ Allen Part 2- Link
- You suckin' fuck suck gayass motherfucker
- You son of a bitch
- Lick the juice from my asshole!
- Fuckin' fuck fuckface
- Pooty-butt doody!
- Dang man!
Archer[edit | edit source]
- Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe
- Chinese sex slaves
- Deadly Velvet: Part 2
- Thanks, assholes
- Double Trouble
- Can rebuild him
- El Secuestro
- GODDAMNIT!
- Heart of Archness: Part III
- Eat a bag of dicks!
- Killing Utne
- Sex robot
- ★ The Man from Jupiter
- I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection
- Holy shit!
- Viscous Coupling - Link
- My penis can only get so ERECT.
Arthur[edit | edit source]
Believe in Yourself (theme) - Link
- Open up your eyes
Astrology with Squidward[edit | edit source]
Cancer - Link
- Cancer (X2)
Gemini - Link
- Uranus (Your anus)
Saggitarius - Link
- Poop
Atama Yama[edit | edit source]
- Mmmm?
Avatar: the Last Airbender[edit | edit source]
- The Southern Air Temple
- Cum
Axe Cop[edit | edit source]
- Zombie Island... in Space
- Tell that to
Back at the Barnyard[edit | edit source]
- Beady and the Beasts
- Okay, bad idea
- Cop Cow
- And they said this was a waste of 48 million dollars
Battle for Dream Island[edit | edit source]
- Sweet Tooth - Link
- What's happened?
Beavis and Butt-head[edit | edit source]
- Cyberbutt - Link
- Porn
- Porno
- Shut the hell up
- Held Back
- I tried that once
- Holy Cornholio
- Boob
- Manners Suck
- Please come out of my butt
- Wipe my butt
- He tried to touch my weiner
- ★ No Laughing,Part II (Sex Ed) - Link
- Sex education
- Penis!
- Vagina!
- Testicles!
- Venereal disease!
- Sexual intercourse!
- Scrotom!
- Clitoris!
- Masturbation!
- Taco Bell
- Speech Therapy
- Damn son of a bitch
- Sexual Harassment
- Boyoyoyoyoing!
- Sperm Bank
- I need your sperm
- ★ Spill
- In my pants
- ★ Tech Support
- Butt plug his computer
- Top O the Mountain
- Top of the mountain
- ★ Trouble Urinating - Link
- Take out your penises!
- (Unknown)
- (Laughter)
- Vaya Con Cornholio
- Dumbass
Black Dynamite[edit | edit source]
- Panic on the Player's Ball Express
- Big black genocide
- Wait a minute, what?
Black Lagoon[edit | edit source]
- The Black Lagoon
- Pussy
- He's gonna bite our ass
- Limp dick son of a bitch
- Dumbass
- Mangrove Heaven
- Fucked
- Ring-Ding Ship Case
- Taste like it came out of your ass
- Piece of shit
Bob's Burgers[edit | edit source]
- Art Crawl
- Anuses
- ★ Bob Day Afternoon -Link
- It looks like a huge misshapen penis
- Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
- Squirt the lube
- Human Flesh
- Oh, my god
- (Fart)
- Ugh
- Free samples
- The Oeder Games'
- A sex shop
- Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap
- No
Bojack Horseman[edit | edit source]
'The Bojack Horseman Story, Chapter 1
- Urethra
★ Prickly Muffin - Link
- Suck a DICK, dumb shits!
★ Zoes and Zeldas - Link
- Worse than a hundred September 11th
The Boondocks[edit | edit source]
- Bitches to Rags
- Nigga, who gives a fuck?
- Show you how to cook that
- Crack
- The Color Ruckus
- That was some bullshit
- Because I
- ★ A Date With the Booty Warrior - Link 1 Link 2
- I came looking for booty
- I came looking for man's butt
- You came looking for sex with an underage boy?
- I ain't got no milk, no cookies
- Eh, eh, eh, nigga, you got a nice little ass, nigga. Give me your ass, nigga. You see me lookin' at you, nigga, Give me your ass, nigga
- Mmhmm, take your time
- No!
- Chris Hansen
- I like you, and I want you.
- Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
- The choice is yours
- Okay. I-I see you choosing the hard way
- Nigga, did you just say what I was trying to say, but smarter?
- Little boys
- Butt-ass naked
- Now, I like to put the jelly inside my ass, then put some of this peanut butter on top of it! I call it a peanut butter, jelly, and asshole sandwich - but Tom here will be calling it lunch!
- Anal rape
- Some booty
- ★ Garden Party
- The fuck y'all lookin' at?
- ★ Granddad's Fight - Link 1 Link 2
- Watch where you're walking, nigga.
- Hey, what you say, nigga?
- What did you say, bitch nigga?
- Hey, squeeze it, nigga!
- Watch where you're walking, bitch.
- Mehhh...that's some ol' bullshit
- Ass-whupping
- [Riley] Oh, hell no!
- Bitch ass nigger!
- Bitch ass nigger?
- Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner - Link
- Hoe
- It's a Black President, Huey Freeman
- Machine gun
- No fuckin’ way, man
- Mr. Medicinal
- Diarrhea
- ★ The S-Word - Link
- Porch Monkey
- Spearchucker
- Jigaboo
- Jungle bunny
- Smokin with Cigarettes
- Filed a restraining order
- Stinkmeaner: Begun the Clone War Has
- TMZ
- ★ Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - Link
- Nigga
- You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, nigga!
- Whadidyoo say, NIGGA?!
- Fuck you, punk-ass pussy-ass bitch-ass nigga! I'll beat your motherfuckin' sediddy ass, nigga! Don't ever in your life ever try to holla at me, nigga!
- Aw yeah!
- What's good, nyuggah?!
- You eat a dick nigga! you eat a dick!
- A noose
- Get your black ass outta here
- Fuck your
- The Story of Lando Freeman
- Nigga, what you want!?
- ★ The Story of Thugnificent
- Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfucker!
- Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-buttcheeks!
- That's a damn shame
- Fuckin' up old people
- Tom, Sarah and Usher
- Pimp (x2)
Big Bunny[edit | edit source]
- Episode 1: The Delicious Dog
- Yummy!
Brickleberry[edit | edit source]
- Saved by the balls
- Now stick your finger in my butt so I can finish!
The Brak Show[edit | edit source]
- Cardburkey
- Good day to your ass, sir
- Dinner Party
- You aren't funny, and your judgement will reflect it!
- THE SEA WILL RUN RED WITH BLOOD FROM YOUR NECK!!
- The Eye
- Go to Hell
Burnt Face Man[edit | edit source]
- BFM Writes His Own Episode - Link
- Wilkins
- Golden Shower
- Bacon cooked in piss
Captain Planet and the Planeteers[edit | edit source]
- A Formula or Hate
- He's got
Care Bears: Unlock the Magic[edit | edit source]
- Riffle the Whiffle - Link
- Riffle riffle
- A rare moon whiffle
Cartoonstitute[edit | edit source]
- Joey to the World - Link
- You're dead to me!
- 12,000 condoms
- Getting raped by some crackhead
- A whorehouse (X2)
- Tell me you did not sniff any glue on the way over here
- (Cracking)
- Regular Show
- (Giggling)
- Uggghhh...this is TERRIBLE.
- Eh?
Carl's Stone Cold Luck of the Century of the Week[edit | edit source]
- Boston Freakin' Won
- Grabass
Cartoonmania[edit | edit source]
- Surprise
- (Growl)
Camp Lazlo[edit | edit source]
- Beans and Weenies
- Are you ready
- Strange Trout from Outer Space
- Fetish - Link
CatDog[edit | edit source]
- Safety Dog
- Owie!
ChalkZone[edit | edit source]
- Rudy's Story
- Draw something
Chobits[edit | edit source]
- Chi Awakens
- Porno
Clerks: The Animated Series[edit | edit source]
- The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives
- Y'know, I lost my virginity to her.
- Jerry Seinfeld
- I'm not your mate, fag!
- Up yours
- Cigarette
- Three-way
The Cleveland Show[edit | edit source]
- A Brown Thanksgiving
- Bald pussy
- Brown History Motnh
- Honky
- Cleveland Live
- Call me a bitch again
Clone High[edit | edit source]
- Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
- Say whaaaat?
- Homecoming: A Shot in the D'Arc
- (Deleted Scene) -
- Bitch - Link
- Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations
- Bitch
- You've got crabs, assface!
- Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts
- Drugs
- That's right
- But why?
- Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening
- Penis
Codename: Kids Next Door[edit | edit source]
- Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E
- Dos anyone know where a guy can get some chips and salsa in this dump?
- Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
- Fuck You (I'll walk/No thank you)
Crashbox[edit | edit source]
- Episode 11
- ★ Distraction News
- The butt
- ★ Distraction News
The Critic[edit | edit source]
- Every Doris Has Her Day
- With
Cyanide and Happiness[edit | edit source]
- Le Telepathe - Link
- Dicks (x2)
- Big pile of dicks
- ★ The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere - Link
- My ass
- I have the most comfortable ass in the world!
- Ass cancer
- Ow, My Dick - Link
- Ow, my dick!
- Hey, shut the fuck up
- Patrick
- That's fucked up
Danny Phantom[edit | edit source]
Bitter Reunions
- No. No you don't
Darkwing Duck[edit | edit source]
A Star is Scorned
- The slug that slimes your begonias
Deadman Wonderland[edit | edit source]
- Dead Man Walking
- Take your fucking hands off me
- Bitch
Death Note[edit | edit source]
Dexter's Laboratory[edit | edit source]
- Aye Aye Eyes
- Gay
- Blackfoot and Slim
- Hey, that tickles!
- Dexter and Computress Get Mandark - Link
- And don't forget....
- Dexter Dodgeball
- What's this crap?
- Dexter's Lab: A Story
- Freakin' secret laboratory
- Ice Cream Scream
- (Death scream)
- (Deep breathing)
- Rude Removal
- STOP THIS THIS INSTANT!!
- Sun, Surf, and Science
- Hot
- Things That Go Bonk in the Night
- Bonk!
- You Vegetabelieve It!
- Feed me!
Dick Figures[edit | edit source]
- Role Playas ★ - Link
- Fuck!
- Cock!
- Balls!
- BUTT NAZI ASS THUNDER PUBIC HAIR CHODE DOUCHE IN MY MOUTH!
- Does she have big boobs?
- Steakosaurus - Link
- Dafuq?
- Traffic Jams - Link
- Knock it off, fucktard!
- Trouble Date - Link
- Girlfriend
Digimon Tamers[edit | edit source]
- Juggernaut - Link
- Come (used as "cum")
Doc and Mharti[edit | edit source]
★ Freedom of 101
- Hey, what's up, you fuckin' niggers
- Shut your fucking mouth
Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro[edit | edit source]
- Season 1, Episode 2 (English dub)
- What are you talking about?
- Did you get hard?
- Season 1, Episode 9 (English dub)
- And you're full of crap!
- Sexy stuff
Doomstar Requiem Soundtrack[edit | edit source]
- Blazing Star - Link
- Bye
- The Crossroads - Link
- Killed him
- ★ The Depths of Humanity - Link
- Oh my God!
- Sorry
- You should be ashamed of yourself!
- Do It All for My Brother - Link
- Late
- Doomstar Orchastra - Link
- (scare chord)
- The Duel - Link
- (scraping)
- ★ En Antris Et Stella Fatum Cruenti - Link
- Murder(ed)
- What have you done?
- Givin' Back to You - Link
- We need some drugs
- Oh shit, we're fucked!
- Oh no
- ★ How Can I Be a Hero? - Link
- Blowjob
- STDs
- Jack off every night
- Probably just kill myself
- I'm afraid the answer is
- Ishnifus and the Challenge - Link
- I await your decision
- ★ Partying Around the World - Link
- Herpes
- Crystals meth
- In a lunch bag
- Some Time Ago... - Link
- Guitarist
- Fucking
Dilbert[edit | edit source]
- Y2K
- Orgasm
Dora the Explorer[edit | edit source]
- Come on Vamanos! Song - Link
- Come on
Doug[edit | edit source]
- Doug Bags a Nematode
- Whatever!
Dragon Ball (original)[edit | edit source]
- The Emperor's Quest
- NO!
- Oolong the Terrible
- Randy boy
Dragon Ball Z[edit | edit source]
General
- (Masako Nozawa/Sean Schemmel Goku's screams)
- (instant transmission sound)
- (heavy punch)
- (rapid punching)
★ Goku's Arrival
- It's over NINE THOUSAND!!! - Link
Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone
- (Toshio Furukawa Piccolo's scream)
Drawn Together[edit | edit source]
- Breakfast Food Killer
- Great big cock
- May I see it?
- Screw all you (cereal) dickholes
- Captain Girl
- I don't wanna die!
- Captain Hero's Marriage Pact
- Don't make me kick your ass!
- Don't make me suck your dick!
- Cuddle you like a baby
- Charlotte's Web of Lies
- What the fuck did I just say?!
- You won't catch me, I'm the GINGERBREAD MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
- I'll put a bullet in your fucking skull!
- ★ Clara's Dirty Little Secret
- Look at my penis! What happened to my goddamn penis?!
- Clum Babies
- In the name of God!
- Holy shit!
- (scream)
- Freaks and Geeks
- You're a fucking idiot, sir!
- Gay Bash
- I'm gonna off this glue-sniffing cocksucker right fucking now!
- Such an asshole
- Hot Tub
- You racist asshoo!
- ★ Little Orphan Hero
- Those goddamn cunt shit dumb ass piss fuck meatball dick cock motherfuckers!
- Lost in Parking Space
- You cocksucker
- ★ The One Wherein There is a Big Twist
- LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
- I'm not afraid to die!
- Fuck you
- ★ The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II
- Nice, thick cock
- Filthy bitch with a beautiful cock
- Super Nanny
- Ehh, jerkoff-assholes
- Fucking
- Terms of Endearment
- Not in the hair, I've got a date tonight!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
- Toot Goes Bollywood
- Touch yourselves
- Go to the movies
Dr. Seuss on the Loose[edit | edit source]
- Green Eggs and Ham- Link
- Eggs
Dr. Tran[edit | edit source]
- 100% Ice (Part 1) - Link
- So fuckin' wonderful
- Super proud of his little perfumed balls
- And he loves to eat cocaine.
- Cocaine
- Don't be a fag!
- Then go turn yourself in to the police because you're a child prostitute and you should be ashamed of yourself!
- My d*ck! (censor bleep removal results in almost the same effect as an uncensored "dick")
- Out of a dog's mouth
- Loves to
- 100% Ice (Part 2) - Link
- Are you talking to me, you fat little bastard?
- Who in the hell...?
- Sex
- Goddammit!
- You fucked up!
- ★ 100% Ice (Part 3) - Link
- Who the hell...?
- Tits (numerous instances)
- Pussy! (x2)
- (screaming in pain)
- I'm gonna slam my penis in the door of a luxury sedan
- Dr. Tran Mail: Hotel Soap - Link
- Hotel soap
- ★ Dr. Tran Mail: Keith Cares - Link
- In my pants
- Boner
- No! Shut up!
- Popped a boner
- Aah, for God's sake!
- Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack - Link
- I just keep hitting little boys!
- Take your top off and get killed by Greg Kinnear
- Roybertito's - Link
- I'm gonna kill myself!
- Yeah! (x3)
- What's happening?
Duck Dodgers[edit | edit source]
- Theme Song
- Twenty-fourth and one halfth
Dumbland[edit | edit source]
The Neighbor
- Fuck you!
Durarara![edit | edit source]
Chocolate ga Yukuefumei - Link
- (scream)
Ed Edd 'n Eddy[edit | edit source]
- ★ Ed Edd 'n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
- A dick[ie? They still MAKE these?]
- It Came From Outer Ed
- Look at the size of that
- ★ Once Upon an Ed - Link
- I'M A MINOR, STOP!!!
- Rambling Ed
- I have one eyebrow and the brain of a bug
- Wish You Were Ed
- THE SON OF A SHEPHERD HAS RETURNED!
F is for Family[edit | edit source]
- Pray Away
- I'm not dead
The Fairly Oddparents[edit | edit source]
- Apartnership
- Poopy
- Mind over Magic
- F!
Family Guy[edit | edit source]
- 12 and a Half Angry Men
- War
- A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
- You can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to hell!
- Airport 07
- Mountain Dew
- ' An App a Day'
- Are you shittin me?
- Piece of shit
- I'm gonna go to your house and fuck your wife!
- And I'm Joyce Kinney - Link
- A pornographic movie
- Topless, high on coke
- But that shit is hot!
- (porno music)
- And the Wiener is...
- A prepubescent girl
- April in Quahog - Link
- See ya, bitch! (TV version)
- Bitchin'! (DVD version)
- A song that's not whiny bullshit
- Are You There God? It’s Me, Peter
- Killing
- ★ Baby Not on Board
- Hustler magazine
- AH, FUCK! YOU BLOW THAT FUCKING HORN AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL RAM THAT FUCKING THING UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS!
- Back to the Woods - Link
- Jewish
- Poop sack
- Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
- Gynecologist
- Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey - Link
- You shouldn't have talked, you stupid bitch! I hope you die!
- Say whaaaat?
- ★ Blind Ambition - Link
- Jesus christ!
- Lost control of my bladder
- The Blind Side (Scenes with Peter Falling Down the Stairs) - Link
- Agh! Ow! Oh! Agh! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
- Aagh! Ow! Oh! Fuck! Fucking cock! FUCK! COCK! COCK!
- Aaayaaaagaaagh! Fuck! Fuck! Goddammit! Fucking cock-sucking cock! Fuck! Dammit!
- Breaking Out is Hard to Do
- Candy van [rearranged]
- Brain and Stewie
- I voted for McCain
- Brian in Love
- For FOURTY-FIVE
- Jane, stop this crazy thing!
- Brian the Bachelor
- Alright! Raise soem hell!
- Boys Do Cry
- Retarded guy
- (S&M cow moaning)
- (gunshot)
- Bone her
- Call Girl - Link
- Eight fucking hours later...
- Chris Cross - Link
- Suck my cock, motherfucker!
- ★ The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Link
- Kicked in the nuts
- BAM! BAM!
- You Have AIDS
- Unprotected sex
- You got the aids
- You have AIDS
- HIV
- Con Heiress
- Pussies
- The Courtship of Stewie's Father
- Are you dead?
- ★ Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
- Dildo
- Dildoes
- Dammit, Janet
- Blanket
- Death Has a Shadow
- Chamber
- No!
- Yeah, I'd like 6,000 chicken fajitas, please(Fajitas is pronounced as “Fah-JEE-tuhs)
- Death is a Bitch
- Richard Simmons
- Death Lives
- Heh heh, alright
- Dr C and the Women - Link
- Did you or did you not distribute alcohol and marijuana to minors
- Fatass
- Dog Gone
- Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth for once and go home and fuck your wife in the face?
- Don't Make Me Over - Link
- Rubber
- (scream)
- Porn star
- I Want to Have Intercourse with You - Link
- I want to have intercourse with you!
- Encyclopedia Griffin
- Sex doll?
- Excellence in Broadcasting
- I dream of Republican Town
- Extra Large Medium
- Are we gonna die?
- Family Gay - Link
- Horse sperm
- That's nasty
- ★ Family Goy
- Are you out of your fucking mind?!
- Farmer Guy
- Morally
- Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
- West Siedee
- The Fat Guy Strangler - Link
- Take that, you bitch!
- Hepatitis
- Fuck you!
- The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
- Genital warts - Link
- Pissing off
- The Former Life of Brian
- Now take your fuckin' pants off!
- Shut up, bitch!
- Foreign Affairs
- Todays final exam will consist of two parts: oral and anal.
- ★ FOX-y Lady (DVD version)
- Fuck it!
- From Method To Madness - Link
- Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
- ★ Grumpy Old Man - Link
- Well, no shit!
- Are you fuckin' shittin' me?
- Okay, what (else) do we got?
- Halloween on Spooner Street - Link
- Fuckface
- Hepatitis C
- Gonorrhea
- Ugly bitches
- Moooo!
- The Heartbreak Dog
- Had an orgasm
- Hell Comes to Quahog - Link 1 Link 2
- What the Hell!?
- No no no no NO NOOOOOO!
- Kicks ass
- So fucking funny!
- Hummer
- OH, MY GOD!
- Herpe, the Love Sore
- Oh my god
- A Hero Sits Next Door
- You will bow to me
- He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Link
- Normies
- I Dream of Jesus
- Heard
- I Never Met the Dead Man
- Manson
- Into Harmony's Way - Link
- Rubber
- ★ It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One)
- Having gay* sex (*"butt sex" in uncensored version) - [4]
- Cowboy gay* sex
- Sodomy
- 9/11
- It's a Trap
- Calm the fuck down
- Hey bitches!
- ★ Jerome is the New Black (Black Jesus) - Link
- Ass
- Yo momma's ass
- Jungle Love
- Yugoslavia
- (S&M cow moaning)
- The King is Dead
- Mexicans
- Orgy
- A bitch
- The Kiss Seen 'Round the World - [5]
- Kill myself
- Leggo My Meg-o
- Sex slave
- Lethal Weapons
- Arousing
- Lois Kills Stewie
- Boner
- White supremacist
- Long John Peter - Link
- I'd like to show you how all your problems can be solved by my penis.
- Shoot me
- Lottery Fever
- Penis enlargement pills
- Love Thy Trophy
- ROCK AND ROOOLL!!
- Grab bag 'a genetic pary favors
- The Man with Two Brians
- Jackass
- McStroke
- Deleted scene
- Oopsie
- Deleted scene
- Meet the Quagmires - Link
- You can't catch me, gay thoughts!
- Model Misbehavior
- You guys are Nazis, man! You're freakin' Nazis!
- Ca-ca-poo-poo-pee-pee-shire
- Its 3 in the morning!
- The Most Interesting Man in the World
- Deleted scene
- I have a boner!
- Deleted scene
- ★ Mother Tucker - Link 1 Link 2
- Masturbator and Commander
- They're DEAD
- I don't give a crap
- Get off me, you skank!
- Mr. Saturday Knight
- Cleveland steamer (x2)
- Hey, lookin' for a good time, sweetcheeks?
- No Meals on Wheels
- You suck!
- Gay
- North by North Quahog - Link
- Stop it! (x2)
- ★ Not All Dogs Go to Heaven - Link
- I hope you all fucking die.
- FUCK!
- ★ Ocean's Three and a Half
- Go fuck yourself.
- The Old Man and the Big C
- If I die, leave two dollars worth of flowers right here
- One if By Clam, Two if By Sea - Link
- So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
- Let
- Padre de Familia
- Another culture
- Passenger Fatty-Seven
- Porno's
- Perfect Castaway
- (farts)
- Shootin' skeet
- Peter's Daughter - Link
- You're a jackass
- Hey bitch, wanna suck on my tooth?
- Peter's Progress - Link
- Violated me
- Peter's Two Dads - Link
- Crack
- What the FUCK?
- Pee-pants
- ★ Petarded
- Peterotica
- Oh my god, he's dead!
- Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
- Freakin' sweet
- Whorehouse
- Perfect Castaway
- Ohh, bitch, you got jacked, bitch!
- Ohh, my god, no way!
- Play it Again, Brian
- Pedophile - Link
- Prick Up Your Ears
- Ah, you bitch!
- I'm abstinent
- SpongeBob
- ★ PTV - Link
- Such as
- Fellatio
- All the fellas at the freaking FCC
- They sent this little warning. They are prepared to do their worst.
- And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
- Dammit, can't a guy masturbate in this house?
- Testicles
- Balls
- ★ Quagmire's Baby - Link
- ALLAH HU-AKBAR! (explosion)
- Birthmas
- Road to Europe - Link
- Alright, okay! God!
- Man…
- Road to the Multiverse - Link
- FUCK YOU!
- Shut the fuck up
- A genuine live homosexual
- Roasted Guy
- A Wolf
- Run, Chris, Run
- Smegma
- The penis
- Saving Private Brian - Link
- What?
- Wow, look at how gay we are! I am so gay with my gayness!
- I'm a homo
- OH MY GOD, THAT HURTS!
- Sibling Rivalry (The Vasectomy Song)
- You're getting your tubes tied
- The Simpsons Guy
- Everybody around here looks like they have
- ★ Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Link
- Fuck off
- Oh, that's bullshit!
- Stewie B. Goode
- Hey, bitch!
- Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
- Like a fuckin' woman
- Stewie Loves Lois
- Violated
- Filthy whore
- Helloooooo…
- Prostate exam
- [screaming]
- Stewie's First Word
- Because in Canada, men have vaginas!
- Stuck Together, Torn Apart
- Surgical
- Sweet
- ★ Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Link
- Oh my God, who the hell cares?
- ★ The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Dick Cheney as a Walmart Greeter)
- Go fuck yourself - Link
- There's Something About Paulie - Link
- What the hell are you talking about?
- (Big Fat Pauline getting shot)
- The Thin White Line
- A rather serious snake bite
- To Love and Die in Dixie
- You suck
- Get your fat ass back here
- Really sexy
- Tough Meg (Dial Meg for Murder)
- Bitch
- Turban Cowboy
- Kikes (cakes)
- Twelve and a Half Angry Men (T-Rex trying to masturbate) - Link
- Masturbate (x2)
- Have sex
- Internet porn
- Masturbatin'
- Valentine's Day in Quahog
- Oh no!
- Vestigial Peter - [6]
- See you 'round, bitch
- Gaybo
- ★ Wasted Talent
- Because you touch yourself at night - Link
- YEEEAH!
- (grunting)
- Welcome Back Carter - Link
- Gay guys having a threesome
- (moaning)
Fanboy and Chum Chum[edit | edit source]
- Chimp Chomp Chumps
- Also (animatic version
Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes[edit | edit source]
- Molehattan
- It's (clobber)in' time!
The Fat Slags[edit | edit source]
- Blue Honeymoon
- What the fook are ya talking' aboot?
- Your wife's cunt
- Ow, me fucking back!
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids[edit | edit source]
- Busted
- Hey, hey, hey!
Fish Hooks[edit | edit source]
- The Big Woo
- Have a cupcake
The Flintstones[edit | edit source]
- Theme song
- The town of Bedrock
- A GAY OLD TIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
Frog in a Suit[edit | edit source]
- Tricky Business - Link
- Sperm
- Uterus
- (Eye)balls explode
- Horny
- Kick the living crap out of
- What?
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends[edit | edit source]
- The Big Cheese
- Tapeworm! (end credits)
- Cookie Dough - Link
- Friend
- Land of the Flea
- Immigrant
- Store Wars - Link
- Rip off artist!
Fugget About It[edit | edit source]
- Petey Gets God'd
- Homo
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood[edit | edit source]
- Bloopers
- Fuck yeah! Link
Futurama[edit | edit source]
- Theme Song
- (crash)
- Bend Her - Link
- I need a sex change operation and give it to me now!
- Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
- Benders
- That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!
- A Big Piece of Garbage
- Urectum
- The Butterjunk Effect
- Sex act
- Sex appeal
- ★ Fry and the Slurm Factory - Link
- SHUT THE HELL UP!
- A Head in the Polls - Link
- Hookers and fat people
- I Second That Emotion
- Orgy
- In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
- Orgy's
- ★ Love and Rocket
- (Bender laughing)
- Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.
- (Bender laughing again)
- Mobious Dick
- Isis
- Mother's Day
- Hooray!
- Proposition Infinity - Link 2
- Shut up.
- Gay robosexual marriage
- A Tale of Two Santas
- Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer!
- There were NO survivors. - Link
- Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
- A fat sack of crap
- Yo Leela Leela
- Oh hell
The Ghost and Molly McGee[edit | edit source]
- ★ A Period Piece
- She means she got her first period!
- Menstruation
Girls Bravo[edit | edit source]
- Bravo on a Rainy Day! Part 1
- Dumbass
- First Date is Bravo
- Giant boner
- Cooking is Bravo!
- Stupid
- Look for a Groom, Bravo
- Bootylicious
Gravity Falls[edit | edit source]
- Dreamscaperers
- Don't listen to him
- The Legend of the Gobblewonker - Link
- HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER.
- Wait, what?
- Not What He Seems - Link
- Let's do this!
- Weirdmageddon 2: Escape from Reality
- Worse than the apocalypse
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy[edit | edit source]
- Attack Of The Clowns - Link
- JUST DESTROY US ALL!!!
- Company Halt
- But if you touch my
- Hog Wild
- (*underwater burping and farting*)
- Wishbones
- To death
- Skarred for Life
- You know you want to!
Helluva Boss[edit | edit source]
- The Harvest Moon Festival
- Baby
- Loo Loo Land - Link
- Shut the fuck up!
- The "O" is silent
- Pilot - Link
- Syphillis
- Truth Seekers - Link
- Now who wants some quality time with DADDY?
Home Movies[edit | edit source]
- Broken Dreams
- I'm
- LISTEN TO ME, DAMN IT! YOU CAN DO IT!
- Guitarmageddon
- (Metal chord)
- Hiatus
- (Squeaks)
- (Guitar strum)
- I Don't Do Well in Parent-Teacher Conferences
- You screwed me!
- Identifying a Body
- (Guitar strums)
- Method of Acting
- I'm a pretty lady! Preetty laaadyyy!
- Trust Yourself
- You just killed yourself!
- Those Bitches Tried to Cheat Me
- Where'd you get that?
Homestar Runner[edit | edit source]
- 1 step ahead - Link
- This one better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
- 20X6 vs 1936
- Ha ha ha, you're so dumb! Ha ha ha!
- A Holiday Greeting - Link
- O holy crap, and something something something. Ah there was this guy, and he was probably born. They didn't know if he was really stupid. But then they asked somebody and they said he was stupid. He said, uh, that he was great, and everyone believed him. That guy was GREEEEEEAAATT!
- bedtime story
- In the final (stages, the gums) took on the appearance and flavor of chocolate pudding
- ★ Blubb-O's Commercial - Link
- Naaasty
- the chair
- Ow
- The Cheat is Not Dead
- (gospel choir cheering)
- Where did we go wrong?
- dangeresque 3
- We're gonna have to jump
- death metal
- Dungeon hour
- do over
- Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
- Everybody to the Limit (Live) - Link
- You're making yourself look pathetic
- Fall Float Parade
- I regret everything!
- for kids
- I'll kill ya!
- Homestarloween Party
- And none of them lived
- hremial3184
- I'm quite scared right now
- hremail3817
- No
- independent
- The short answer is 'no'. The long answer is 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
- kids book
- Destroying
- Marshmallow's Last Stand
- Gimme this!
- monster truck
- Midnight
- Movin' Very Slowly
- Oh yeah
- (evil laughing)
- Senor Mortgage
- 5555
- Somebody Told Me (And Now I Believe Them)
- Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them
- Strong Bad Talker
- Crap
- Strong Badia National Anthem - Link
- Milk
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
- I'm gonna freakin' kick
- Teen Girl Squad 3 - Link
- Hella tight
- Teen Girl Squad 8
- Ow, my most of me!
- Teen Girl Squad 9 - Link
- Ow, my entire life!
- Teen Girl Squad 10 - Link
- Meter
- Teen Girl Squad 11
- Maniac in a speedo
- These Peoples Try to Fade Me - Link
- Bucks
- (laser sounds)
- Under Construction
- Whaaaaat are you doing?
- Where the Crap are We?
- Where the crap are we?
- Where's The Cheat?
- Shanked
- your friends
- This is the best email I've ever received
Inanimate Insanity[edit | edit source]
- The Tile Divide - Link
- Penis (i caused you alot of pain this morning)
Inside Job[edit | edit source]
- Sex Machina
- Sexually satisfied
Inspector Gadget[edit | edit source]
- (unknown)
- Next time (x2)
Invader Zim[edit | edit source]
- Attack of the Saucer Morons
- There has been a mistake
- Battle of the Planets
- OH, MAN!
- Bestest Friend
- Yes! ...wait a minute... No!
- Bloaty's Pizza Hog
- I like pizza!
- NO SNAIL PASS, YOU ARE NOT AN INERUTERER!
- I eat too many pizza
- No more pizza
- NOOOOOOOO!
- I'm guarding the house
- The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever
- I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants
- Mysterious Mysteries
- What does that have to do with ANYTHING?
- Original Pilot (with Richard Horvitz test dub)
- It's time to
- Rise of The Zitboy
- I like it
- A pimple!
- You can’t make me look!
- I made myself!
- I love pustuilo.
- Success!
- You're horrible!
- Go on, laugh!
- TAK, the Hideous New Girl
- DELICIOUS!
- Walk of Doom
- I'm naked!
- Zim Eats Waffles
- Guess who made myself waffles!
- Gir, your waffles are sicking me
- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
- (reversed audio of Zim screaming that sounds like "WHOAH, FUCK!")
The Jetsons[edit | edit source]
- Eep Op Ork Ah Ah
- I'll put you in orbit!
- Jetson's Night Out
- Fire
- Miss Solar System
- That settles it
Joecartoon[edit | edit source]
- Gerbil in a Microwave
- Well, I hope you're pleased; I'm naked... Ya pervert!
- Frog in a Blender
- Like I said
- Wow. What a pansy
- Joe Mamma's 10 Pump BB Gun
- Oh, hell yeah!
- Special delivery! Pain!
- That hurts like a motherfucker!
- No
- Yes...
- Himself
- Extreme caution is advised, but rarely followed
- Joemamma
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?
- Hey, fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty!
- Joe Mamma's Psycho Therhappy
- Disgusting
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure[edit | edit source]
- SC Episode 48
- ROAD ROLLER DA!!! (Japanese version)
Kill La Kill[edit | edit source]
- ★ Junketsu - Link
- Get naked!
- I know because I saw them!
- Your boobs are way bigger than hers! Way bigger!
- She has a great rack
- Rip your clothes off and get NAAAKED!
- Get...naked?
King of the Hill[edit | edit source]
- Bobby Goes Nuts - Link
- You have been kicked in the testicles.
- Hank's Dirty Laundry
- Stag film
- Hank's on Board - Link
- Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass!
- Hank's Unmentionable Problem
- See you in hell
- I'm With Cupid
- Black History Month
- Jumpin Crack Bass (It's a Gas Gas Gas)
- Let me go man!
- You ain't going nowhere, I'm placing you under citizen's arrest.
- You can't do that!
- The hell I can't!
- As an American citizen I have the authority to detain you until an officer of the peace arrives, and I also have the authority to kick your ass which is something your father obviously forgot to do.
- Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
- Hell yeah
- Peggy the Boggle Champion
- LOSER, YOU'RE A LOSER!
- Crack-heads
- Pilot
- A damned hammer
- The hardware department
- I'm gonna kick your ass
- Plastic White Female
- Bitch
- Propane Boom
- You bastards
- Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
- I killed fitty men!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya![edit | edit source]
- ★ The Big Taste Test - Link
- Nasty!
- Cartoon Buffoon
- Surely you jestin!
- Fitness Fiend
- Eating (often used with a sound for "penis", "pussy", or related)
★ K-On!/K-On!![edit | edit source]
- Disband the Club!
- Keiongaku…
- Untan! Untan! Untan!
- ¡Olé! ¡Olé! ¡Olé! (French dub)
- (screaming)
- Hirasawa Yui
- Drummer! - Link
- Jakkajan!
- New Club Member! - Link
- Yui-senpai… Senpai… SENPAI!!
Kung Fu Panda Holiday[edit | edit source]
- Yeah
Larryboy: The Cartoon Adventures[edit | edit source]
- The Angry Eybrows
- Dance With Me, Lampy!
- Fly And Sneek Out Anger!
- The Yodelnapper
- HULA HEIDIII
La Linea[edit | edit source]
- The first of the original 8 shorts
- (Cackling)
The Legend of Korra[edit | edit source]
- Beyond the Wilds
- I'm gonna poke it with
- Darkness Falls
- Ten thousand years of darkness
Liquid Television[edit | edit source]
Joe Normal Part 3
- Toilet
- Father
- You're a freak, you're a freak, you're a freak, you're a freak!
- Shut up! (x7)
- Hey, I'm going down to Mexico to start me a UFO religion!
Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies[edit | edit source]
- Ballot Box Bunny
- Ooh
- Breakdowns of 1939 (Porky Pig bloopers)
- Bitch
- Duck Amuck
- A closeup, ya jerk!! A closeup!!! (tension chords)
- The Ducksters
- Seig Heil!
- Foghorn Leghorn compilation
- Aaaahhhh, shaddaaaaap!
- Golden Yeggs
- So long, pal!
- Horton Hatches the Egg
- Well, now I’ve seen everything
- One Froggy Evening
- Hello, my baby!
- Rabit Fire
- You're
- Zoom at the Top
- Ouch
- unknown short
- Albuquerque
The Loud House[edit | edit source]
- Along Came a Sister
- Hentai (Japanese dub) - Link
- Get the Message
- You are...
- Homespun
- Sigh. - Link
Lucky Star[edit | edit source]
- OVA (English Dub) - Link
- Breasts
- ★ Ring - Link
- Welcome back, master.
- Various People
- Good job!
- Lucky Channel segments
- Bye-nii
MAD[edit | edit source]
- Dear Reaper
- You will die on November 14th, 2071
- Franklin and Crash
- Oh, really?
Marvin Digs[edit | edit source]
- Ahh, I gotta brush.
Madballs: Gross Jokes (VHS cartoon) Link[edit | edit source]
- You know, there's one thing I have to say about that (poem). WHUAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack[edit | edit source]
★ Various Episodes
- (scream)
Kid Nickles
- (burping)
Metalocalypse[edit | edit source]
- Birthdayface
- NOOOOTHIIIIIING!
- Bookklok
- Dead
- Awww, who the fuck peed on me!?
- My mom's boyfriend
- No. Fucks no!
- Breakupklok
- Ding-dongs
- Good bye!
- Oh my god
- Oh my fucking god, what the fuck is going on!
- Self-taken masturbation
- Dickheads
- ★ Brutal Legend crossover promo
- No fuckin' way, dude
- Censor Bleep
- (Guitar riff)
- Church of the Black Klok
- Oh boy!
- Says it, goddammit!
- (explosion)
- Cleanso
- I hate you, and I think you should die. You are an idiot and I hate your voice. There’s no room properly describe how much I hate you. Go die
- The Curse of Dethklok
- Jack off
- Brutal
- Ladies' tampons
- Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle
- Do you folks life coffee?
- ★ Dethcamp
- Faggot
- Bullshits
- Gettin' the fucks outta here
- You just fucked up real bad
- You better come check this out
- Dethclown
- (scream)
- (crying)
- Cocaine
- ★Dethdinner
- Donkey cum
- Fat asshole
- I'm gonna fuckin' take myself the fuck outta here
- No!
- Oh God, please, please God
- Oh dear
- (splat/scream)
- Dethfam
- Because
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- That's brutal
- Dethfashion
- A cut up dick
- I'm not gay!
- You're fired, by the way!
- ★ Dethhealth
- Aw g-(choking), it's awful!
- A lady's boob
- Ding-dong
- Holy shit, we almost died
- Lemme feel your balls
- No!
- (scare chord)
- (scream)
- Urine
- (grunt)
- Whoopeeee!
- You sick piece of shit!
- Weiners
- Let the ball removal begin
- Hamburger time
- Pretty fucked up
- Dethkids
- Yes I am
- Dickweed
- Dethkomedy
- Nothing
- Dethlessons
- (Distorted guitars)
- Well, there you go
- ★ Dethmas
- Like a couple of fags
- Cocaine (x2)
- (farts)
- Fucking ghost that kills children (x2)
- Fuckin'
- Fuckin' horny
- No!
- Piss and cocaine
- Titty time
- Your mom is a
- Murder(face)
- Just fucking thought of something
- A piece of fuckin'
- Dethrecord
- That's mine
- Dethrelease
- Takes that you German whore!
- ★ Dethsiduals
- Ah, fuck!
- Deeldo
- Fuck yeeeeeah, boy!
- Fuck yeah man, that guy's cool!
- Fuckin' back-pedaling bullshit
- What do I look like, a fuckin' hooker?
- Fuck this shit
- I'ma buy a octapus
- Mothafucka
- Retardo
- So fucked up
- That's bullshit!
- Wake up, fucker
- We should just fuckin' bounce, man
- Yo, what the fuck's up with you people, man?
- (puking)
- Heroin addict
- Throw up on the floor
- Whatever, motherfucka
- Fucks yeah
- That fuckin' back-pedaling bullshit
- Dethtroll
- Professional
- Dethvanity
- Get out of here!
- You suck!
- Dethwedding
- Adultery
- ★ Dethzazz
- A dead whore that the police won't even investigate because no one cares
- Dickface
- Eugghh
- Fuck you
- Fuckin'
- Gay
- Hey folks, it's me!
- I'll kill you
- Sexual encounters with a 14-year old minor
- Twenty condoms worth of cocaine
- Do cocaine
- Fuck that shit
- You're fat
- Fourteen
- Fuckin' gay
- Shit personified
- Diversityklok
- Fuck each other doggy-style
- Oh, fuck
- The fuckin'
- Whats the hells?
- (boing)
- Isn't that right?
- Boy is it ever?
- The fuckin's Klans
- Doublebookedklok
- Get a boner
- I need you to kill me
- I'm freezing
- Our asses
- FACEBONES: Mordhaus things (Season 3 DVD extra) - Link
- Fuck you!
- You make me sick!
- Dildo
- Who gives a fuck about these?
- Yuck!
- Fanklok
- Dildo
- Diiiiiiilllddooooooooooo
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Fatherklok
- Ejaculate into your mother
- That's gay!
- Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can! (x3)
- Let go of me, you're squeezing my nipples off!
- All that ejaculate
- Fat Kid at the Dethharomnic
- Blowjob
- ★ Fertilityklok
- Baby
- Children
- Dick
- Fuck
- Happy birthday, motherfucker!
- Ladies' underpants
- Listen to your dick
- Pre-op tranny
- Pussy
- Skanky gold-diggers and sluts
- Skanky crackwhore
- Underpants
- Vagina
- Your brains
- Sexual harassment
- No thanks
- I'm gonna get so much pussy I might choke on it!
- OH FUCK YEAH! I'M GONNA GET LAID!
- Fuck you
- Lady
- Dildos
- So you can deposit your sperm into my vagina with your penis
- Girlfriendklok
- Pornography
- Go Forth and Die
- Dear God
- ★ Going Downklok
- Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Holy shits! That's fuckins gross!
- Jack off
- Jackin' off so hard
- Withdrawal
- You should be ashamed of yourself
- That fuckin' sucks
- Magical vibrating friend
- Even worse
- The Metalocalypse Has Begun
- Yes!
- Metalocalypse
- ★ Motherklok
- Asshole
- Go fuck yourself
- If you guys are all so pissed off, why don't you collectively kill yourselves?
- Shut up!
- Your mom is a bitch
- (wheezing)
- Ejaculate onto
- Oh fuck this, I'm done
- We don't have any money
- Murdering Outside the Box
- A strap-on dildo
- Embezzling from the company that you own
- Is everybody ready to die?!
- Performanceklok
- I'll kiiill youuuu!
- Dildos
- I bet you can't
- ★ Prankklok
- Butt fuckin'
- Good bye, fuckos!
- Holy shit!
- Who gives a shit
- Buckingham Palace
- ★ Rehabklok
- Dildos
- Fuck yeah I have!
- Fuckin' piece of tin shit
- Holy shit
- I am back, motherfucker!
- I hate you all, I really do.
- You puked on my cock
- Vomit
- Not really
- I will fucking rip you limb from limb, that is a fucking threat!
- What the hell is that thing?
- (radio chatter)
- Million dollars
- ★ Renovationklok
- Fuck that stupid shit!
- All this stupid fucking shit
- Fuck no!
- You motherfuck...
- This slick asshole's trying to fuck us!
- What's up, bro!
- You. Weirdo.
- You'll be sorry for that you son of a bitch!
- (yell)
- Fuck money!
- Naked sluts
- Get the fuck outta here
- You don't know what the fuck you're doing
- Oh shut up
- Your stupid whore secretary
- Theme Song
- Doodly ding dong tick tock
- ★Toki in Charge of Snacks (Season 3 bonus material)
- Doritos
- Fuck
- No! No, not (insert)
- Shit
- Fuck you, that's not a (snack) that's shit, now go
- Takes it or leaves it
- Really smells like boinin's plastic
- Toki Playing Shooter (Season 2 bonus material)
- Takes that, you elderly whore, that's what you gets for livin' so longs
- Tributeklok
- Fuck
- Fuck you
- Jacking off to
- Holy shit, it's tiny!
- Shove it up your ass
- Wow, what a shit hole
- (burp)
- (scare chord)
- Trillionaire
- I says we gets the fuck out of here
- What the fuck?
- Sloppy seconds
- Pentagram
- ★ Writersklok
- I now command you to take your clothes off and suck my diiiick!
- Are you fuckin' with me?
- Bouncin' on my lap
- Bullshit
- Filthy whores
- I want to fuck you!
- Put some clothes on
- Harem
- Murder
- Fits real nice into
- Horny sluts
- I'm afraid it's not going to happen
- Suck
Monkey Dust[edit | edit source]
- Dial Up Internet Ladies
- Internet
Moral Orel[edit | edit source]
- Nature: Part 1
- I'll make things better, dear! Put me inside you, I'm great!
- Sacrifice
- Pathetic bastard
- Semen
Mr. Men and Little Miss[edit | edit source]
- Theme song for the 1980s shorts - Link
- Cum (Glad you could make it, so glad you could come!)
Mucha Lucha[edit | edit source]
- Theme Song
- HERE WE GO!
My Gym Partner's a Monkey[edit | edit source]
- Up and Adam
- Bachelor pad
My Hero Academia[edit | edit source]
- Start Line
- Clench your buttcheeks
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic[edit | edit source]
- Applebuck Season
- Eeyup
- The Best Night Ever
- Feeling Pinkie Keen
- #TWITCHY TAIL!!! - Link
- Griffon the Brush-Off
- (Glida roaring) - Link
- The Return of Harmony, Part 2
- Just about - Link
- Sleepless in Ponyvile
- Princess - Link
- Sonic Rainboom
- (screaming) [taken from Rainbow Dash saying "LOUDER!!!"]
Nightmare Ned[edit | edit source]
A Doll's House - Link
- (Screams)
Robot Ned - Link
- I do not deserve to live!
The Nutshack[edit | edit source]
- Got Surgery? -
- Is that fuckin' Bob Ross?!
- Theme Song
- Dick
The Oblongs[edit | edit source]
- Misfit Love
- Mount Skanky
Over the Garden Wall[edit | edit source]
- Songs of the Dark Lantern
- You'll die someday, and I'll laugh! Laugh! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt[edit | edit source]
- Catfight Club - Link
- Asshole explode
- Dick
- Sex & the Daten City
- What the fuck?!?
Paranoia Agent[edit | edit source]
- A Man's Path
- Dickhead
Phineas and Ferb[edit | edit source]
- Bowl R-Aama Drama
- Abandoned warehouse
- The Chronicles of Meap
- The entire tri-state area
- The Fast and the Phineas
- Whatcha doin?
- Norm Unleashed - Link
- Weaponry
- Pitch Theme - Link
- Don’t try this at home!
The Pink Panther[edit | edit source]
- An Ounce of Pink
- 140 pounds
- Pink Campaign
- (scream)
- Pink Panic
- (bloodcurdling scream)
Pokemon: The Original Series =[edit | edit source]
- Kanto Pokerap
- We? What's all this "we" stuff?
Pop Team Epic[edit | edit source]
- Vanever - A Game in Another Dimension
- Okay
Popeye the Sailor Man[edit | edit source]
- Baby Wants a Bottleship
- Hitler
Powerpuff Girls (1998)[edit | edit source]
- Child Fearing
- TIME! FOR! BEEEEED!!!
- End Credits Theme - Link
- The commander and the leader
- Buttercup
- Supper Villain
- Swallow (it)! - Link
Private Snafu[edit | edit source]
- ★ Booby Trap - Link
- Boobies
Peanuts[edit | edit source]
- (teacher noises)
- A Charlie Brown Christmas
- Aluminum, maybe painted pink
Perfect Hair Forever[edit | edit source]
- Pilot
- I have sex with dogs!! what's up with that?!
- Tusk
- (Hysterical crying)
Random Cartoons[edit | edit source]
- Bradwurst
- Come on, Come on!
- What?
- Garlic Boy
- (insane sarcastic laugh)
Regular Show[edit | edit source]
- Brain Eraser
- All day, every day
- Dude, you already said that. Don't you remember?
- Death Punchie
- Of death
- First Day
- Fired!
- Just Set Up the Chairs
- My mom
- Karaoke Video
- Karaoke
- ★ Meat Your Maker
- ★ My Mom
- Buttcheek
- Paint Job
- (frustrated scream)
- Party Pete
- Ye-yuh!
- The Power
- Pissed
- Crap
- You drillbit
- Prank Callers
- Holy crap!
- Prankless
- (Hysterical sobbing)
- Rage Against the TV
- Haha, no
- The Real Thomas
- Mama Russia
- ★ Rigby's Body
- Bucket of diarrhea
- This sucks
- See You There
- (Screaming)
- Terror Tales Of The Park
- I'm gonna draw on your face!
The Ren & Stimpy Show[edit | edit source]
- Big House Blues
- Well, it looks like Old Man Lady Luck's just about run out on these two fellers
- But always remember, when the black hoary clouds of despair darken your doorstep... Look for that one ray of hope, come a-shinin' down from above!
- Black Hole
- (Laughter)
- Blazing Entrails
- Happy moaning
- The Boy Who Cried Rat
- You stupid idiot!
- Dog Show
- Gimme that!
- In the bag
- Fake Dad
- ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!
- Haunted House
- Let's go up and wet the bed
- Wake up, you PIGS!!
- Watch me put on my most hideous grimace
- Hermit Ren
- Man, gotta lay off the chili con carne.
- Hold the fort while I'm gone
- Insomniac Ren
- (Snoring)
- Magical Golden Singing Cheeses
- (screaming in pain)
- Live happily ever after, and starve to death.
- Man's Best Friend
- American! (laughter)
- My Shiny Friend
- I'm going to change into something more comfortable
- (singing like Burle Ives) Yellowish puce, nilly nally... Yellowish puce...
- Out West
- Decorate your neck
- 2, 3, 11, R, 5, hit it boys!
- Powdered Toast Man
- Leave everything to me!
- SHUT UP! If you ask me one more stupid question, I'll tear your skin off!
- Prehistoric Stimpy
- A Peruvian butt plug - Link
- Ren's Toothache
- You shouldn't have!
- What are ya trying to do? MAKE US PUKE?!
- Ren Needs Help!
- Never been better!
- The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
- Thanks... I needed that
- HEELP!
- Rubber Nipple Salesmen
- Circus midget
- Whiz
- Call the poliiiiice...
- Alright, so I made a mistake! ONE mistake!!
- Son of Stimpy
- Hello boys and girls. This here's a true story that we just made up!
- Space Madness
- (screaming)
- Football leather
- Don't make me use this. One step closer I'm warning ya!
- Stimpy's Invention
- Eureka!
- You filthy swine! I WILL KEEL YOU
- Let's try it again
- No!
- Are you feeling any better?
- That's right!
- This is
- Hello!
- (Maniacal laughter)
- That's very funny!
- I'M SO HAPPY!!
- ★ Happy Happy Joy Joy
- This is a song about (insert)
- Hello boys and girls
- I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!?
- I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
- Let’s try it again
- No!
- That's right!
- Stimpy's Pet
- I'm getting emotionally scarred out here!
- Stimpy's Big Day
- Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind?
- Sven Hoek - Link
- (Elated moan) (musicless workprint)
- NOOOOOOO!
- Whoops
- That's what I'm gonna do
- I've
- 9/11 One jundred!
- Whiz
- Violated!
- Right here
- On this spot
- You... eediots!
- Deleted scene
- Ja, und I finally get a good look at them
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- (Wh)iz on the electric
Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon[edit | edit source]
- Altruists
- $25
- $500
- $2.000
- $15.000
- Home arsenal sets
- What is that moron taking so long?
- I'm going to make you wish that you were dead
- What the hell are you doing up there?
- Don't make me come up there!
- Thank you
- AHEM!
- Better answer me you blundering moron!
- Hey dumbass!
- Clean that shit up!
- LIAR!
- Rich white people
- You're fucking right! You couldn't!
- I don't think so!
- I'm going to try to refrain from KILLING YOU!
- What the hell were you thinking?
- Okay, enough crap!
- Thank you.
- Oh, You like that? Huh?
- We're godless heavens!
- Shut up IDEEOIT!
- What is it now?
- Too bad!
- My fucking husband's dead!
- Fire Dogs 2
- 50
- Let's go get laid!
- (Ralph Bakshi screams)
- Asshole!
- Maybe just this once!
- Shut Up!
- Hey Waitress, Where do you wanna piss here?
- Hey, Hang on! I gotta take a leak!
- (Humming)
- Who are you?
- Die! (x4)
- What a pal!
- Don't make me cry, or I'll hurt you! Don't do it!
- Aw, crap.
- (Ralph takes a dump)
- (gasp)
- I'll get you to the moon you SON OF A BITCH
- Kinda like your ass
- Ren Seeks Help
- Have a wonderful life!
- I'm going to beat the living hell out of you!
- YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!
- ARE YOU NUTS?!
- You're fucking crazy!
- (sigh of relief)
- Well...
- (Stimpy crying)
- Oh, GOD YES!
- Look at me when I'm talking to you!
- You Bastard! (x2)
- Hey! What are you doing?
- Kill me, Man!
- Ya pussy!
- Give me a drag on that thing.
- WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!
- Lazily putting things into him and waiting for them to explode.
- Okay
- I need help
- Let's just calm down.
- Decent normal people
- Onward and Upward
- I better do something fast!
- Holy crap!
- (Vomiting)
- These bedsheets come with a wetspot already.
- Oh thank Beelzebub no one was here for your filthy ignorance.
- Stimpy's Pregnant
- YOU IDIOT! You woke me up in the middle of a perfect dream!
- (Stimpy laughing)
- (Stimpy moaning with glee)
- Now, Where was I? Oh yeah.
- Can we gang up on you?
- Pregnant little arsehole
- Our lovechild
- Crap! Crap! Crap!
- Get away from me, Sorceress!
- You said you used protection!
Retarded Animal Babies[edit | edit source]
- Episode 1 - Link
- Pee-pee place
- XXX is for porno!
- Pirate Ship
- (fart) Hahahaha! You said it! Oh God that's funny! That is funny!
Rick and Morty[edit | edit source]
- Bushworld Adventures (April Fools 2018 special) - Link
- No
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- I'm gonna kill you today! You're actually gonna die--
- I'm so tired!
- Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind
- Brutally murdered
- Interdimensonal Cable 2: Tempting Fate
- Mohammed
- Meeseeks and Destroy
- Stop fighting me. Just let this happen.
- Morty's Mind Blowers
- You dumb bitch
- Rest and Ricklaxation
- Sex dungeon
- The Rickchurian Candidate
- Dumbasses
- The Rickshank Rickdemption
- What the fuck?
- The Ricks Must be Crazy
- What the fuck did you do?!
- ★ Ricksy Business
- I am in great pain. Please help me.
- Something Ricked This Way Comes Link
- Retarded
- Total Rickall
- Poopy
- The Wedding Squanchers - Link
- Ooohhh, fuck!
The Ripping Friends[edit | edit source]
- The Indigestible Wad
- If you die on me, I swear I'll kill you!
- Jimmy's Kidnapped
- (Taunting)
Robot Chicken[edit | edit source]
- 1987
- ★ Best Robot Chicken Ever
- It's not gay, it's masturbation
- The Emperor's Phone Call
- Are you shitting me?
- ★ Ted Turner is Captain Planet
- Or I'll fucking kill you!
- ★ Best Robot Chicken Ever
- Adoption's an Option
- E.T. Returns Home
- Oh my God! Look everyone! That retrard we ditched [on Earth] somehow found his way home!
- Oh now you're fucking dead
- The Angelic Sounds of Mike Giggling
- 2 Broke Girls Disaster
- Penis
- 2 Broke Girls Disaster
- Ban on the Fun
- The Home Life of the Maytag Repairman
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shit stack
- The Home Life of the Maytag Repairman
- Batman Forever 21
- ★ Horses are Sexy
- Sexy
- ★ Horses are Sexy
- Big Trouble in Little Clerks 2
- ★ It's a Living
- Giving late-term abortion’s to unwed teens
- ★ It's a Living
- Bionic Cow
- Excitebike
- Holy shiiiiiiiit!
- Excitebike
- Bitch Pudding Special
- Moose dick
- Asshole
- My boot up his asshole
- Blackout Window Heat Stroke
- Murder, She Bitched
- Leslie Nielsen's dick
- Murder, She Bitched
- Book of Corrine
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost
- Fuck
- Jasper the Douchebag Ghost
- Botched Jewel Heist
- Double Homicide Sandwich
- Oh shit
- Double Homicide Sandwich
- Bugs Keith in: I Can't Call Heaven, Doug
- ★ Larry Loompa: Injury Attorney
- Anus
- My penis is
- ★ Larry Loompa: Injury Attorney
- But Not In That Way
- The Arkham Redemption
- Dementia
- The Arkham Redemption
- Casablankman
- Rubik the Annoying Cube
- I don't know which away to run! I have no spatial reasoning! [splat]
- You want an apology blowjob?
- CatDog On a Stick
- ★ I Know What the Bratz Did Last Summer
- Butt virginity
- Their butt virginity
- Welcome to the Golf Jam
- I wanna put my penis in you.
- I wanna hump your face.
- ★ I Know What the Bratz Did Last Summer
- Cheese Puff Mountain
- Animaniac Kama Sutra
- The Kama Sutra
- Animaniac Kama Sutra
- Chipotle Miserables
- ★ Bop It... or Else
- Suck it
- ★ Bop It... or Else
- Chirlaxx
- Captain Texas is Coming
- Fuck those guys
- Glo Worm
- Come on, work damnit, work!
- Dah, motherfucker!!
- Captain Texas is Coming
- Collateral Damage in Gang Turf War
- Fun for All Ages
- Aryan
- Fun for All Ages
- Cracked China
- Golden Girls in the City
- Nasty (Nastiest) sex stories
- Golden Girls in the City
- The Curious Case of the Box
- Dora the Disaster
- Food is food
- Dora the Disaster
- The Departy Monster
- Oz Prison
- Toss my salad
- If you only had the balls
- Bitch
- That bitch
- Oz Prison
- Dragon Nuts
- Djinni Mermaid
- I've wasted the last twenty years of my life!
- Idle Nuts
- Ass slave
- Omaha's Number 1 News Team
- All of the porn on the internet
- Djinni Mermaid
- Due to Time Constraints and Budget
- What, What?
- Crack
- What, What?
- Easter Basket
- Egyptian Lego
- In the nutbag
- Egyptian Lego
- Eaten by Cats
- A DeLorean?
- You had your chance, you judgemental prick
- A DeLorean?
- Eviscerated Post-Coital with a Six-Foot Mantis
- ★ Beloved Bandana
- Rape dungeon
- ★ Beloved Bandana
- Fool's Goldfinger
- J.R.R. Tokien, Jr. Jr.
- Mooo!!!
- What the f-
- The Gift of the Magi
- Dear Consumed
- Lingerie
- Dear Consumed
- G.I. Jogurt
- Visitor from Narnia
- Hoebag!
- My parents divorce messed me up, man! It messed my head up bad! (sobbing)
- Visitor from Narnia
- The Godfather of the Bride II
- The Bloody Future
- Your dick
- The Bloody Future
- Gold Dust Gasoline
- Old People Karma
- Gee!! (2x)
- Help Me
- I Am Needed Upstairs
- Condom
- I Am Needed Upstairs
- Hemlock, Gin and Juice
- Blow Some Steam
- End of the line, fuckhead!
- Hey I Found Another Sock
- Hello, Old Friend
- My mom is dead
- Hello, Old Friend
- The Hobbit: There and Bennigan's
- ★ Bulls Don't Cry
- I was born a hermaphrodite?
- ★ Bulls Don't Cry
- I'm Trapped
- Hear the G
- (G)rape (x2)
- Hear the G
- In a DVD Factory
- Lil' Magnum, P.I.
- I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget!
- What the hell just happened?
- Lil' Magnum, P.I.
- In Bed Surrounded by Loved Ones
- Excellent Genocide
- Oh, those pricks are not bumping me!"
- Excellent Genocide
- Joint Point
- Date Rape
- Date rape
- Date Rape
- Kiddie Pool
- KITT's Day Out
- He's dead
- KITT's Day Out
- Kramer vs. Showgirls
- ★ Red Shirt
- Very horny
- ★ Red Shirt
- Link's Sausages
- A Rugrats Joke
- Gang war
- A Rugrats Joke
- Love, Maurice
- Bionic Woman
- I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
- Bionic Woman
- Lust for Puppets
- ★ Bomb Defusing Robot
- Serious bullshit
- Grand Theft Mario - Link
- You sons of-a bitches!
- ★ Bomb Defusing Robot
- Malcolm X: Fully Loaded
- The Last Pizza
- Son of a bitch!
- The Last Pizza
- Massage Chair
- Bloopers! Three
- Hulk Hogan
- Office Kombat - Link
- You fuckin idiot!
- Sexual harassment
- Bloopers! Three
- Maurice Was Caught
- Gordon the Gecko
- Douchebag
- Is That a Whip?
- Fetish
- Gordon the Gecko
- Metal Militia
- ★ Rainbow Brite Breaking and Entering
- Get the fuck outta here, man!
- ★ Rainbow Brite Breaking and Entering
- Moesha Poppins
- Girl Toys
- I wish I was dead
- Milk Sacks
- Boobs
- Milk sacks
- Milk Sacks
- Monstourage
- ★ This Will Only Hurt For a Second - Link
- The tip of your penis
- ★ This Will Only Hurt For a Second - Link
- Mr. Mozzarella's Hamburger Skateboard Depot
- The Farce Awakens
- Baron von Poonslayer III
- The Farce Awakens
- The Munnery
- ★ Cork
- Mentally challenged
- ★ Redshirt Revenge
- Aw hell no!
- ★ Cork
- Noidstrom Rack
- The Blue Knight Rises
- You fucking retard
- The Blue Knight Rises
- Nutcracker Sweet
- Walt Disney Attacks
- I love doin' that!
- Walt Disney Attacks
- Operation Rich in Spirit
- ★ Codename: The Abortionator- Link
- Urinate on the homeless!
- Make sweet, sweet love
- A Scooby Friday
- Make like hockey sticks and get the puck outta here!
- ★ Codename: The Abortionator- Link
- Papercut to Aorta
- Mike Fasolo's Treehouse
- Pussy
- ★ Of Moose and Squirrel
- Orgy
- Rape
- Mike Fasolo's Treehouse
- Plastic Buffet
- Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem
- You make me wanna pee myself. That was terrible.
- Hepatitis C
- Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem
- Please Do Not Notify Our Contractors
- ★ Bogeyman
- That bitch
- ★ Bogeyman
- Poisoned by Relatives
- Drawn and Quartered
- Dumb fucks
- Drawn and Quartered
- President Evil
- Dig Dug
- That could be my IBS acting up
- Dig Dug
- P.S. Yes, In That Way
- 2,400 Footlong Sandwiches
- G-strings
- 2,400 Footlong Sandwiches
- Punctured Jugular
- ★ Mystery Not Incorporated
- Sodomize him with a stainless-steel revenge dildo
- ★ Mystery Not Incorporated
- Robot Chicken DC Comics Special
- Out to Score
- (slobbering sounds)
- Out to Score
- Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2: Villains in Paradise
- ★ Starro Attacks
- Check me out now, mothafuckas!
- ★ Starro Attacks
- Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II
- Dr. Ball, M.D.
- Lost the will to live?!
- Dr. Ball, M.D.
- Robot Chicken's DP Christmas Special
- Santa vs. Superman
- Dick
- (booing)
- Santa vs. Superman
- Robot Chicken's Half-Assed Christmas Special
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
- Whore
- The Lion, the Witch and the Locker
- Holy shit!
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
- Robot Fight Accident
- School House Rock Reimagined
- You have got to be fucking kidding me
- You moronic piece of shit!
- Rodiggiti
- 8 Carrot
- Eh, blee-blee...That's all bitches!
- 8 Carrot
- Sausage Fest
- Cat Court - Link
- My ass!
- Five Stages of Grief
- Fucker!
- Well, this is just FUCKING PERFECT!!
- X-Academy
- I didn't say stop
- Cat Court - Link
- Saving Private Gigli
- Up & Down
- So long, assholes!
- Schindler's Bucket List
- Who's Killing the Muppets?
- Let's question [Kermit's] sexuality!
- ★ Strawberryland Names
- Wassup, hoes?
- You fucking cuntface!
- Who's Killing the Muppets?
- Secret of the Flushed Footlong
- I'm the Shampoo
- Pubes
- I'm the Shampoo
- Shall I Visit the Dinosaurs?
- ★ The Sound of Bitching
- Scrote
- ★ The Sound of Bitching
- Shoe
- Rescuing Zelda
- Wow, you suck!
- Rescuing Zelda
- Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone
- Disney Princess War
- Bend over and grab your ankles!
- Disney Princess War
- Squaw Bury Shortcake
- Your Mom Says
- (gargling)
- Your Mom Says
- Suck It
- Potato Whore
- Whore
- Potato Whore
- Terrorism
- Terrorism
- Terrorism
- Super Guitario Center
- Shredder and April
- Ball play
- Shredder and April
- Tell My Mom
- Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God
- Tiny schlong
- My balls
- Try Being an Orphan in the Philippines
- Performing fellatio
- Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God
- Terms of Endaredevil
- Transformers 3 Sneak Peek #3
- Wants to
- Transformers 3 Sneak Peek #3
- Tubba Bubba's Now Hubba Hubba
- Where in Time Is My Broken Heart
- What the fuck?
- You motherfucking whore!
- You dumb bitch!
- You fucked it all up!
- You who-o-ore!
- That fucking bitch
- Where in Time Is My Broken Heart
- The Unnamed One
- MC Roccoli
- Then who the fuck are you?
- MC Roccoli
- Up, Up and Buffet
- Fairy Satanmother
- The darkest crotch of hell
- Shrek and Fiona
- Kill yourself
- Fairy Satanmother
- Victoria's Secret of NIMH
- ★ Shooting Star
- Domino, mothafuckas!
- ★ Shooting Star
- Taken to Neverland
- I just pooped in my
- Walking Dead Lobster
- Gullah Gullah I Lied
- You dumbass!
- Gullah Gullah I Lied
Rocko's Modern Life[edit | edit source]
- Canned
- Horny
- Dear John
- I don't know a hammer from a hemmeroid
- I See London, I See France
- GET BACK ON THE BUUUUUUS!
- NOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Leap Frogs
- Soft and veiny
- Love Spanked
- (fighting)
- Popcorn Pandemonium
- (screaming)
- Trash-o-Matic
- Good as new
Ruby Gloom[edit | edit source]
- Deja Vu, Again
- Impact
- Doom with a View
- Great, great, great, great-
- Really great
- Gloomer Rumor***
- Ow.
- Skull Boys Don't Cry
- Misery and Miserabla
- Ow!
Rugrats[edit | edit source]
- ★ Angelica Breaks a Leg
- 4 o clock in the morning
- In the Dreamtime
- I'm not Stu! (evil laughter)
- Incident at Aisle Seven
- Corrugated Bran Puffs!
- Tommy's First Birthday
- (Bad fanfare)
- Touchdown Tommy
- (scream)
- The Word of the Day
- (scream)
Samurai Jack[edit | edit source]
- Episode XI: Jack vs. the Scotsman - Link
- Ya look like me nanny!
- Episode XLVIII: Jack vs. Aku - Link
- Yes! I would like to place an order for delivery.
- EXTRA THICC!
- Episode VIII: Jack vs. Mad Jack
- Who else wants some?!!!
- Episode XXX: Jack and the Zombies
- You can run but you cannot hide, 'cause I can smell your BLOOD!
- I WILL EAT YOUR SOOOOUL!!
- Theme song
- Gotta get back to (rearranged)
Santa Inc.[edit | edit source]
- Where the Hell Is Brent?
- If I die, get rid of my porn!
Sanity Not Included[edit | edit source]
- Cool New Friends
- Well, it's about time!
- I thought those squares would never leave!
Seth MacFarlane's Calvacade of Cartoon Comedy[edit | edit source]
- Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
- Chubby homosexual
- Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die - Link
- Aw, shit.
- The Gay Knight
- Fuck no!
- Mario Rescues the Princess
- And by the way
- Sheep Shearing
- Fuck yeah!
Sealab 2021[edit | edit source]
- Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch
- What kind of crap is this, did an ELEPHANT paint this?(During logos)
- I, Robot
- My nipples are hard just thinking about it
- Oooh, and there go my nippies again
Shin-Chan[edit | edit source]
- Pee Strike
- Bobby job
The Simpsons[edit | edit source]
- 22 Short Films About Springfield
- Steamed hams
- [Purchase] fast food [and disguise it as my own] cooking
- Seymour!
- Of course!
- (Superintendent Chalmers grunts)
- A Milhouse Divided
- What the hell is wrong with you?!
- And Maggie Makes Three
- Freelance
- Bart Star
- Hooters
- Y'know, we had a lot of fun today
- ★ Bart vs. Australia
- I'll be damned
- You are gay (Uruguay) - Link
- Bart Gets an Elephant
- Make me.
- Bart on the Road
- (Muffled screaming)
- Bart's Dog Gets an F
- Master
- Bart of the Jungle (Tracey Ullman short)
- (Chanting)
- Bart Sells His Soul
- Dank
- Blood Feud - Link
- Mike Rotch (My crotch)
- The Book Job
- Wanna go back in Mommy
- Boy-Scoutz N' the Hood
- Down I go
- The Boy Who Knew Too Much
- Chowdah
- Your ass is mine
- Brother From The Same Planet
- I'm on my way!
- Brother's Little Helper
- Coat hangers
- Brush With Greatness
- IF I TAKE YOU WILL YOU SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME?!?
- Cape Feare
- Terror Lake
- Homosexuals
- The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
- Yeah, ya jackass!
- The Fabulous Faker Boy
- Badass city
- Deep, Deep Trouble
- Deep, deep trouble
- Duffless
- 31 years old
- Family Portrait (Tracey Ullman short)
- Here we go!
- Flaming Moe's - Link
- Hugh Jass (Huge ass)
- Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
- The Frying Game
- I sentence you to death ...in the electric chair
- ★ Future-Drama - Link
- I LOVE BOOBIES!
- Good Night (Tracey Ullman short)
- Now everyone go to sleep. Good night
- Grade School Confidential
- Making babies
- The Great Louse Detective
- Be cool. Don't stare at his famous wang.
- Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
- Deadly
- Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodly
- Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
- ★ Homer Badman - Link
- Aw, crap!
- Homer the Great
- Ehhh, it's a secret.
- Homer Goes to College
- Gang
- Homer's Phobia
- Hel-lo!
- Homer's Triple Bypass
- Now you've done it!
- Homer the Vigilante
- Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!
- Sears
- Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment'
- You got lucky!
- Hurricane Neddy
- DING DONG CRAP!
- Poster
- Itchy And Scratchy Land
- OUCHA!
- T.G.I.McScratchy's
- Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie
- I REGRET NOTHING! - Link
- The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
- Worst. (Episode.) ever.
- The Joy of Sect
- Outta my way, jerkass!
- ★ Krusty Gets Kancelled
- What the hell was that? - Link
- Life on the Fast Lane
- 34
- The sexy
- Lisa Gets an A - Lin
- Latex
- Lisa on Ice
- Ripped the (head) off
- Lisa's Date with Density
- Greetings, friend!
- Lisa's First Word
- Kiss my hairy, yellow butt.
- ★ Lisa's Pony - Link
- I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
- Lisa's Substitute
- Drawing
- Lisa's Rival
- A foreign exchange student (rearranged)
- Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
- I got propane in my urethra!
- Marge vs. the Monorail
- Pornographic
- Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
- You take that back!
- Mountain of Madness
- Search party
- ★ Mr. Plow
- It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. - Link
- My Sister, My Sitter
- Stop being such a
- The Old Man and the C Student
- Frankly my dear
- The Otto Show
- I want some peanuts
- The President Wore Pearls (Skinner’s Evil Plan) - Link
- I’m so drunk, I can barely see.
- Principal Charming - Link
- Sexual
- Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
- The PTA Disbands
- Half-assed - [7]
- Radioactive Man
- Editing
- Round Springfield - Link
- Ahh, crap!
- Bonjourrrr, ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!
- Why you little!
- Rosebud
- One, two, three, four! (Metal music plays)
- (Moan)
- Go to hell you old bastard!
- Secrets of a Successful Marriage
- Forget it Marge, its
- The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
- Pole
- Selma's Choice
- R, Q, smiley face
- Sideshow Bob Roberts
- It's the rapture!
- Simple Simpson
- 80s
- Simpson Tide
- Communist
- Porn star
- Is
- Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-d'oh-cious
- That's the stuff
- ★ The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
- Sexually explicit positions
- Skinner's Sense of Snow
- Now, chew through my ballsack
- $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling
- Prostitution
- Herpes!
- A Star is Burns
- You insulted me. Now you are going to die.
- ★ Stark Raving Dad
- Joe's Crematorium; you kill 'em, we grill 'em!
- Booobies…
- Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
- Pick up your freakin' ears, because I'm only gonna be saying this once
- Write the Great American Novel
- Bloated
- Whoopsie doodle
- ★ A Tale Of Two Springfields
- Shut the fuck up! Link (deleted scene)
- Golden showers
- This Little Wiggy
- Special schools
- My special area
- Trash of the Titans
- Someone else do it!
- Treehouse of Horror
- Bad Dream House
- Get out
- Die. Die. Everybody die.
- They all must die.
- You will die. You will die slowly.
- Bad Dream House
- Treehouse of Horror III
- Clown Without Pity
- Nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg
- Clown Without Pity
- Treehouse of Horror XII
- Wiz Kids
- Every moment I live... is agony! - Link
- Wiz Kids
- Treehouse of Horror XIII
- Send in the Clones
- Outfit
- I do
- Send in the Clones
- Treehouse of Horror V
- The Shinning
- Satanic
- (screaming)
- Don't mind if I do!
- Sixty
- Is that the best you can do?
- Treehouse of Horror VI
- Erotic
- (screaming)
- Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
- (Scream)
- Treehouse of Horror VII (Gracie Films variant)
- (Blood-curdling scream)
- Citizen Kang
- Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, eat them!
- Wedding for Disaster'
- Bastard!
- Whacking Day
- Erotic
- When You Dish Upon a Star
- Whacking day
- [unknown episode]
- D'oh!
- Yellow Subterfuge
- Not anymore, he ain't
Smiling Friends[edit | edit source]
- Scream
- (Babbling)
- Is
- To make me not wanna kill myself
- Alright. Gonna kill myself now. Bye...
- NONONO, WAITWAITWAIT
Snack Time[edit | edit source]
- True Love - Link
- Don't worry about it
Sonic Boom[edit | edit source]
- Return to the Buddy-Buddy Temple of Doom
- Pingas
Sonic X[edit | edit source]
★ Cracking Knuckles - Link
- SHUT UP!
South Park[edit | edit source]
- 200
- Fudge
- ★ An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
- Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie!
- Make sweet love
- Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
- Tampon
- Band in China
- Millions and millions of dollars
- The Biggest Douche In The Universe- Link
- Until one day ...
- Broadway Bro Down
- Book of Mormon
- Would you like a blowjob?
- Butterballs (Jackin' It in San Diego)
- Jackin' it
- Spankin' it
- Butters' Bottom Bitch
- Bottom bitch (2x)
- Canada on Strike
- What-what in my asshole
- Buddy
- What, What In The Butt
- Do it in the butt!
- ★ Cancelled
- Inside your rectum
- In your asshole
- Helen Hunt's ass!
- Dildo
- Semen-puking asshole dickhead
- Goddamn alien!
- ★Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Link
- Anal probe
- Dildo
- That's where they put this big metal hoopajoo up your butt.
- Hat
- What's an anal probe?
- I'm Gonna Make Love To You, Woman - Link
- I'm gonna make love to you, woman
- By (used as "bye")
- Cartman Joins NAMBLA
- You see, I've learned something today
- Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
- Hippie indian - Link
- Cartman's Incredible Gift
- Seasons change... time passes by... as the weeks become the months become the years...
- Cash for Gold
- You should kill yourself (x2)
- Chef Aid
- Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas...
- Chef's Balls
- Screw you guys, I'm going home!
- Chef Goes Nanners- Link
- White power
- Chickenpox
- You're just jealous
- Chickenlover
- This isn't for young eyes to see!
- Child Abduction is Not Funny
- Child abduction
- Rabble rabble rabble
- ★ City Sushi
- Welcome to Shitty Wok, can I take your order pree?
- What the fuck!?
- What the fuck you talking about?
- I don't even know what the fuck you are saying!
- Coon 2: Hindsight
- Sorry
- Cow Days
- Sucky sucky five dolla
- Damien
- (satanic music)
- Dances with Smurfs
- SOMEBODY HELP ME!
- I swear to god, I'll kill you!
- Dead Kids
- Are you fucking joking?
- Death
- Little bitch
- (farting)
- (diarrhea, groaning)
- We interrupt this program to bring you loud static
- (fake static noises)
- Take that, you stupid dick!
- ★ The Death Camp of Tolerance
- Queer!
- Beaner!
- Chink!
- Nigger!
- Heeb!
- Faggot!
- Kiss my black ass!
- Uh, so sleepy
- Gay man's ass
- Cracker!
- Douche and Turd - Link
- Bitch
- ★ D-Yikes! - Link
- Sit down and shut the FUCK up!
- Goddamnit!
- Stupid-ass men!
- All men care about is sex!
- DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, SUGAR TITS?
- Penises (x2)
- My penis never slips out of my pants
- Why are you lesbians being so difficult?
- Working out at Curves
- Scissor me!
- Oh yeah, dude. Having Mexicans around totally kicks fuckin' ass
- They can all rot in hell
- They're goddamn, self-centered arrogant assholes is what they are
- Erection Day
- (ringing)
- Fatbeard
- (Kevin), goddammit...
- Yourselves
- Fat Camp
- Pissed off
- The rimjob
- ★ The Prostitute Song - Link
- Prostitute (x3)
- Prostitutes (x2)
- Fishsticks
- ★ Gay Fish
- Mothafuckin' gay fish
- Have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank
- The gayest of the gay fish!
- I'm a fish, yo.
- ★ Gay Fish
- ★ Follow That Egg
- Butt buddies
- Free Hat
- Free hat!
- You asked for it
- Free Wilzyx
- Retards
- Freemium Isn't Free
- Dopamine
- The F Word
- Gay fag
- Go Fund Yourself
- Fuck themselves
- ★ Go God Go (Mrs. Garrison Teaches the Theory of Evolution / Retard Alert) - Link 1, Link 2
- Buttsex
- Babies
- Having buttsex
- Made you
- So there you go
- A buncha bull crap!
- Retard baby
- Uh oh, retard alert!
- Retard alert
- Do you believe in a flying-spaghetti monster too, bobblehead?!?
- C'mon you, you're gonna have to sit in the dunce chair.
- ★ Goobacks -Link
- Balls
- Jerb
- They took our jerb!
- [They] took my job!
Ethnicities
- Guitar Queer-O - Link
- You... are... FAGS!!!
- HUMANCENTiPAD
- (booing)
- ★ Hummels and Heroin
- Fuck you!
- Rape me
- Old people!
- Ike's Wee Wee
- Briss
- (Screaming)
- Buh-buh-buh-buh…
- ★ Imaginationland
- Insecurity
- Fucking raped
- It's a Jersey Thing
- Ya piece of garbage!
- It's Christmas in Canada - Link
- Well, now you're gonna get it motherfucker! That's right! You and me! Right now! We're having it out! Let's go! Come on! COME ON!
- Sodomize me boys
- Jared Has Aides (City Wok) - Link
- Hello, City Wok, take order please. (sounds like "Shitty Wok" due to Tuong Lu Kim's strong Asian accent)
- Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
- Necrophiliac
- Krazy Kripples - Link
- Payback time, mothafucka!
- ★ Le Petit Tourette - Link
- Cocksucker
- Faggot
- Shitballs
- Pussy asshole
- Dicktits
- Dicksneeze
- Crap-filled vagina
- Spooge, balls, bloody vaginal belch
- Piss in the ass
- Titty sprinkles
- Piss! (x5)
- Piss out my ass! (x2)
- Piss in the ass!
- Piss coming from my ass! (sometimes just "coming" on its own as "cumming")
- Piss out your ass right onto Kyle's mom's fat fucking Jew face!
- Sex with children
- Goddamn Jews!
- Oh God, I'm so turned on right now.
- Suck my Assbarf!
- Big-nosed kike!
- I just peed my pants!
- Cocknose
- Cocknut
- (Grunting)
- Cock! (x5)
- CAWWK!
- Pussy
- Eww!
- Stupid shit (x2)
- Dumb shit
- Boner
- Ass (x3)
- Shithead
- Ass-licker dick-face
- Mexican sticky balls
- Suck it!
- Asshole-licker dick-fart!
- Shitfag
- Why don't you take a seat? Take a seat right over there.
- Asscheeks
- Dickhead
- Surprise fatass!
- Hey, I brought you some Wendy's.
- Suck my balls!
- Donkey boner
- Ginger retard!
- Tampon
- Tampon dickshit!
- Shit!
- I fantasize about kissing Patty Nelson!
- I'm making this all up!
- I cry at night because I don't have a dad
- One time, my cousin and I touched wieners!
- What I meant to say was "Ass Licker Cumballs".
- ★ Make Love, Not Warcraft
- God-fucking-dammit!
- That son of a bitch
- Bathroom
- Medicinal Fried Chicken - Link
- Don't fuck me
- Don't you ever try to fuck me.
- Shut up, you shifty jew! I'll fucking kill you!
- Tastes like cat shit!
- Meet the Jeffersons
- Blanket
- Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
- Charlie Manson
- A Million Little Fibers
- A million little
- Ms. Teacher Bangs a Boy
- Faggot
- Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - Link
- Stupid wop dago
- ★ Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
- And if you don't like it, well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls
- My Future Self 'n Me - Link
- Go have sex with yourself, asshole!
- Doin' drugs
- The New Terrence and Philip Movie Trailer
- Shot himself
- ★ The Cissy
- Alright, that does it! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT, AND I'M NOT TAKING IT ANY LONGER!!
- Obama Wins
- Dildos
- Oh Jeez
- Fucking them all to death!
- Over Logging - Link
- Bestiality
- Brazilian fart porn
- Pandemic
- Crappy music
- PC Principal Final Justice
- Oh, hell, no! - Link
- I will bust yo fuckin' ass!
- I will bust yo fuckin' nose!
- Ever again
- Pinewood Derby
- Boner
- Well that sucks!
- Aaaah! He's okay! He's okay! He's okay! He's okay!
- ★ (Deleted Scene) - Link
- Bitch (x2)
- FUCK! (x2)
- GODDAMMIT! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
- We're gonna lose to those goddamn cocksuckers AGAIN!!!
- Son of a FUCKING WHORE, COCK-SUCK ASSHOLE, FUCK!
- Ass-licking barf, SHIT!
- FUCKING ASS-WHORE, FUCK!
- Motherfuckin' 1.2
- Pinkeye
- Ugly skank
- ★ Poor and Stupid
- Aw, godddamnit, another Vagasil commercial?
- Vaginal odors
- Fucking gross!
- All those ladies have stinky vaginas
- Goddamnit
- Your wife is on the phone and, uh, she just got raped
- Yeah she got...she got raped a lot, you gotta go talk to her.
- Aw, fuck my ass! (was formerly used with a bleep until Rockorange unearthed the uncensored in 2017)
- I might as well kill myself
- Developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean
- Ah, donkey balls.
- Of all the idiotic, dumb ways I've seen children injure themselves, yours takes the retard cake.
- High on Vagisil
- No way, this is so tits!
- You dumb bitch
- President Obama's pissing me off
- What the fuck is up with that? That's fucking gay! And he's fucking gay as hell!
- Obama's fucking gay.
- He's fucking gay as hell
- Pisses me off
- We're about as poor and stupid as it fuckin' comes
- Obama's gay as hell
- Her smile lights up the room. Her vagina, on the other hand, clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
- THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- Fuck you, Danica Patrick!
- Oh, son of a bitch!
- That pisses me off
- That's fuckin' gay as hell
- Ain't that just gay as hell
- You dumb bitch! (Butters) this bitch is trying to wreck my car!
- I know! That pisses me off! That's fucking gay
- Fuckin' gay as hell
- Aw, fuck my ass agin!
- [yell]
- ★ Post Covid: The Return of Covid - Link
- Fuck you guys! You can suck my fuckin' dick! Fuck you!
- Rainforest Shmainforest
- This is gonna suck donkey balls
- Good! You deserve to die, you little bastard!
- Raising the Bar
- Even more
- ★ Raisins
- Cunt (continuing source of inspiration)
- Red Sleigh Down
- Claus
- ★ The Return of Chef - Link
- He wants to have sex with me
- Have sex with children (multiple instances)
- Sodomize
- Make love up your butt
- How would you like to sodomize my
- ★ Reverse Cowgirl - Link
- Alright sir, I just needs to check inside your asshole.
- ★ The Return of The Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers
- Jesus, what kind of porno was that?
- Back Door Sluts 9 (x2)
- The Ring - Link
- Bay-BAY
- Giny
- Safe Space
- (I bet) your vagina (has a-)
- Sarcastaball
- This is cum.
- Scott Tenorman Must Die
- Pubes
- Season Finale
- Titty
- Sexual Healing
- Sex addicts
- South Park is Gay
- Get used to it
- Metrosexual
- Sponsored Content - Link
- Yeah, I bet now we can get a lot more puss!
- Just wanna crush puss
- Spookyfish
- Screw you!
- Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
- Stupid whore
- 'The Succubus
- Tree fiddy
- TMI
- 13.7 inch
- Tonsil Trouble
- HIV positive
- The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
- His misery
- Towlie
- You wanna get high?
- Tsst
- My asshole
- Turd Burglars
- Turd burglar
- ★ The Ungroundable- Link
- Gay
- Freaking retarded
- Boner
- ★ Volcano
- Dead fish
- Kick-ass
- Bitch
- ★ Weight Gain 4000
- God! Dammit!
- Whale Whores
- Fuck you!
- White People Renovating Houses
- Hemorrhoids
- Wing - Link
- Shitty
- ★ With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (Randy on Wheel of Fortune) - Link
- Niggers!
- No fucking way!
- W.T.F.
- Molester
- ★ Woodland Critter Christmas - Link
- Hail Satan!
- World Wide Recorder Concert
- Some crapped themselves to death
- You Have 0 Friends
- Penises
- You're Getting Old
- Being a cynical asshole
Space Ghost Coast to Coast[edit | edit source]
- Anniversary
- (Squealing laughter)
- April Fools 2014 marathon bumpers - Link
- And that's why you're
- Oh, here comes gas. [Belch] Oh, sorry
- Baffler Meal
- (Metal note)
- Please God, kill me
- Would you just shut up for three seconds?!
- Batmantis
- Kill him
- Brilliant Number One
- Ow, my eye
- Cahill
- I'm talking to myself
- The Campaign promo - Link
- Balls
- Hehehe, proud of ya
- Chambraigne
- YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE KING?!
- Cookout
- (Long burp)
- Curling Flower Space
- Mamaaaa [crying]
- That's a lie!
- What was that? Oh, the lying machine just turned on!
- Curses
- (belching) Appointment
- (Belching)
- You're looking rather (belching) plump today!
- Dinner With Steven (Unfinished Episode DVD extra)
- I'll cut you!
- Thank you, father
- Push an old man off a building
- It's time for you to become a ghost
- Dreams
- Up the ass
- Sister Mary Moltar
- Thanks bitch
- This is the lowest point in my career since I was groped by that f[bleep]ing Alf puppet
- Help him bury hookers in the desert
- I like to eat my own butt when I'm not killing hookers
- Shit
- Fredrick is uh, he's the, he's the shy one
- Moisten your dreams with man urine
- Eat worms out of people's asses
- Heat
- Retardos
- Eat a Peach
- What an ass
- Oooh, gimme some of that
- That's not very funny
- (Space Ghost, Zorak and Moltar laughing)
- Edelweiss
- I finally have to live my dream! … as a woman! (rearranged)
- Elevator
- Would you like to run out and get us some tacos?
- Explode
- (Burping)
- Fire Ant
- Choked on
- Flipmode
- (Giggling)
- Walt Disney
- Walt Disney is dead!!
- Freak Show
- You look like a woman on the TV
- Apple Jack(s)
- Don't leave me!
- Gallagher
- (Scream)
- Girlie Show
- To Hell with your show, you fuck! (Uncensored Version)
- Gum, Disease
- My
- Idlewild South
- Hey Dummy!
- You drink some water with your ass!
- You are now my girlfriend and we are going out 12 times!
- In Memory of Elizabeth Reed
- I'd like to name my own price for your big, sweet ass!
- Jacksonville
- Kick[s] a lot of buttock
- Down, Fluffy, down, or Fluffy get no din-din
- Poo
- WHOA!
- (Gross burp)
- Jerk
- Human sacrifice
- Kentucky Nightmare
- Off the chain!
- Knifin' Around
- It smells like bad eggs
- Live at the Fillmore
- Why, it looks like a robot! Hit it with a stick, daddy!
- Mayonnaise
- Oh man…we’re SCREWED
- President's Day Nightmare
- You look really good in those tights, honey!
- Piledriver
- The uh.. the Cosby kid made me do it
- Richard (GameTap episode)
- Fatty fathead
- Rob (GameTap episode)
- Daddy
- Sit on my lap
- Sequel
- You're supposed to be in jail!
- Sleeper
- (Grunting)
- Snatch
- The end! (Alternate Version)
- Spanish Translation
- Transexual
- Sphinx
- It's a wacky fun slippery slide!
- WHEEEEEE!!
- Hello there, Billy
- Story Book
- (Bad guitar music)
- Surprise
- DVD Commentary
- I'm havin' a seizure EBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
- Sweet for Brak
- Satan, daddy, Satan
- Up your ass
- Asses don't exist. Everyone knows that
- (Backwards incantation)
- Untitled
- When the earth cools
- SHUT UP!
- Warren
- I'll cradle you
Spliced[edit | edit source]
- Come to the Dork-Side
- (screaming)
- Jetpackin
- I need something not boring
- I'm a dirty cowboy
- Stupid Never Means Having To Say I’m Sorry
- I keep telling you, [Retread]. I lead, you follow!
- [Entree smashing open a coconut and licking it]
SpongeBob SquarePants[edit | edit source]
- As Seen on TV
- All the people I (insert)
- The Algae’s Always Greener
- So long
- (Victory screech)
- Arrgh!
- It opened by itself
- The map! /The map, the map!
- Band Geeks
- Ibuprofen
- Big... meaty... claws!
- A one ... A two ... A Skiddly Diddly Doo
- Super Band
- Toxic waste dump
- I think I'm gonna be sick!
- The Best Day Ever
- You're on the VIP list
- Bossy Boots
- (scream)
- Boating School
- Act natural!
- Born Again Krabs
- The next day
- ★ Bubble Buddy -Link
- Hinga dinga durgen
- Penis (peanuts)
- That's it!
- Pop the bubble!
- Hey, Squidward!
- BOO BOO KEYS
- He called us fat!
- My friend's
- ★ The Bully - Link
- Hi, I'm SpongeBob!
- Now, I’m gonna kick your butt twice as hard
- Diarrhea
- There's something I want you to know
- I’m going to kick your butt!
- Outta my way
- Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
- Hey Mario
- Pizza Castle
- I think it goes stuck inside your
- The Camping Episode
- (mimic static)
- Can You Spare a Dime? - Link
- Not
- Being dead, or anything else
- And why aren't you in uniform?
- (Mr. Krabs choking)
- LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING AT MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?!?
- Three days later
- ★ Chimps Ahoy - Link
- Ooh, mhmm, owo, OOOH! WOOOO! Oh yeah, that’s it!
- Chocolate with Nuts
- I'll take ten!
- You just can't wait for me to DIE, can you?
- Back up Jack!
- Nice place you got here!
- Hello, young lady!
- Let’s get naked
- What? What did he say?
- I can live with that. Lets just change our names to "why", and "bother".
- FINALLY!
- With or without
- Christmas Who?
- That thing's gigantic
- Dick (A writing stick)
- Santa Claus
- Just like a genie!
- Club Spongebob - Link
- No
- Culture Shock
- What the?
- Driven to Tears
- One minute, thirty-seven seconds
- Dumped
- Help me! Help me oh merciful (neptune!)
- I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!
- The past
- Dying for Pie
- That guy
- Kill him (x2)
- Explode!
- Fools in April
- You what!?
- April fools, ya little sausage!
- Frankendoodle
- NOOOOOO!!!
- F.U.N.
- Loser!
- (Everyone walks away)
- Hang on laddy, I'm a coming!
- The Frycook Games
- (Low effort scream)
- Gary Takes a Bath
- So, that's how you wanna play it, huh?
- Water
- Giant Squidward
- Run around and scream like crazy!
- Grandma's Kisses - Link
- Have I ever NOT been right?
- Grandma’s house
- [Grandma's] cookies
- Graveyard Shift
- Sweaty
- Years ago
- Hooky
- Cheesy
- Help Wanted
- Aye aye, captain!
- I Had an Accident
- Do it again, I wasn't looking!
- Oh man
- I Was a Teenage Gary
- You're fine
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- Idiot Box
- A brand new television
- I’ll take it easy when I’m dead!
- (police sirens)
- Here I am!
- You'll never take me alive, coppers!
- 3... 2... 1... Blast off!
- I'm With Stupid
- But don't genius live in a lamp?
- I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - Link
- Touch
- I have to touch you!
- Wamp, wamp, waaaaamp. (x4)
- Why don't you go jump off a building?
- Will you cut that out?!?
- Do I have to follow you all day?
- Imitation Krabs
- Belch
- So long, Imitation Krabs! Bye bye!
- Ten seconds until
- Jellyfish Jam
- For twelve hours!
- Jellyfish Hunter
- Open
- Just One Bite
- That was too easy
- ★ Krab-Borg - Link
- 11 year old
- Arr
- Poop
- Back in the kitchen!
- ★ Krabby Land
- Money
- Where am I?
- Later
- Krabby Road
- Brush, brush, brush my teeth
- Krusty Krab Training Video - Link
- uuuhhhhhh
- Haha...WRONG!
- Krusty Love
- A few moments later
- Life of Crime
- Took
- It popped
- Hey if we're underwater, how can there be a...
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II
- Bobacle
- ★ Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
- At once
- Really, really, reeeaaallyyyy?
- WHY…NOT?!?
- Oh, sob! Oh, cry! Oh, woe is me!
- (Rough animatic, DVD extra)
- (Grunting)
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
- GET IT OFF ME!
- Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V - Link
- Bra
- The Quickster!
- Get it off!
- ★ (Rough animatic, DVD extra)
- OOOUUUCH!
- Skank
- Mid-Life Crustacean
- No cuttin'! You gotta wait your turn like everybody else!
- Get offa me!
- Mimic Madness
- Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying
- Missing Identity
- (Sponge)Boob
- Who's Patrick?
- My Pretty Seahorse
- Just get outta here you stupid dumb animal! - Link
- Here it is!
- Naughty Nautical Neighbors
- Wow, you're choking
- Set up a (rearranged)
- Put some clothes on
- Nasty Patty
- Killed him
- Neptune's Special
- Whoopsie!
- New Student Starfish
- Twenty-four
- Twenty-five
- No Weenies Allowed
- Tubby!
- Nobody calls me tubby!
- (elephant noise)
- On your eyeballs
- One Krab's Trash
- I didn't wanna have to do this, but he leaves me no other option. I'm gonna have to scare it off of him
- Disgusting
- Plunger
- Opposite Day
- It’s not my birthday!!!
- What kind of fool do you take me for?
- Where's your holiday spirit?
- The Paper - Link
- Look at me, I'm a guy with a mustache!
- Caw-caw! Caw-caw!
- Oral
- (booing)
- Party Pooper Pants (Underwater Sun) - Link
- Come with me to (insert)
- Patty Hype
- Hey, world!
- Is the best idea ever!
- I have an idea!
- Hey, watch it, buddy! I don't care how much you want your (insert)
- You're gonna have to wait in line like the rest of us!
- Pest of the West
- Great-great-great-great-great-great-great
- ★ Pickles
- (wheezing)
- Pickles (many instances)
- You forgot
- Wait a minute!
- Still no pickles!
- The best there is?! I don't think so. You lose! (laughing)
- Pizza Delivery - Link
- Without
- [We're] in the middle of nowhere!!!
- Backing up! Backing up!
- Plankton!
- Shing! Sparkle sparkle.
- Pranks a Lot
- I know not these names of which you speak!
- Prehibernation week - Link
- No you ain't!
- This is a load of (barnacles)
- SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?!
- I can explain
- Procrastination
- Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?
- Rock-a-Bye Bivalve - Link
- Coconut
- Tomorrow
- Tomorrow for sure
- Eventually
- Ugh…
- Six-o-clock
- 12-o-clock midnight
- Ripped Pants
- Ripped my pants
- WHYYYYY?!?
- Could you....sign my pants?
- ★ Sailor Mouth - Link
- Tell me
- Good
- You gotta
- Salsa Imbecilicus
- Lick
- SB-129
- 2,000 years later
- Selling Out
- Worship
- Sleepy Time
- Lick, lick!
- Snowball Effect
- Exposed
- Something Smells
- SpongeBob, can I borrow some bath beads?
- Excuse me
- DEAUGHHH!!!
- So ugly that everyone died!
- The Sponge Who Could Fly (rough animatic; DVD extra)
- Cumming (coming)
- I'm cumming (coming)
- SpongeGuard on Duty
- White stuff
- Dude, put that thing away! There are like, children here!
- I'm going to the snack bar
- Squeaky Boots
- At least I'll have some peace and quiet at work
- Huh?
- It's the squeaking of the hideous [boots]!
- Squid on Strike
- Forever
- Eternity
- Squid's Day Off
- SpongeBranch
- THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED
- Squid's on a Bus
- (Scary synth)
- ★ Squidville
- Four-way (x3)
- Three-way
- (rocket firing noises)
- Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost
- That again
- I feel needy
- ★ Squilliam Returns
- I can't do it
- World’s smallest
- Squirrel Jokes
- You fill them up every night at closing, and where does it all go? Huh? You know what I mean?
- Oh brother, this guy stinks!!
- Am I right?
- Suds
- No, it gets worse!
- ★ Survival of the Idiots - Link
- White
- The door is slippery! It's frozen shut!
- Too bad
- Tea at the Treedome - Link
- I NEEEED
- Theme Song
- Under the sea
- Are you ready
- I can't hear you
- Aye aye, captain!
- Ooooh…
- Toy Store of Doom
- Several song-filled hours later
- Various episodes - Link
- MY LEG!
- Walking Small
- But it's becoming increasingly obvious
- Welcome to the Chum Bucket
- Why don't you ask
- Nah, I don't really feel like it
- Wet Painters
- Forget what Mr. Krabs said!
- Careful, SpongeBob! Careful SpongeBob, SpongeBob careful! Careful SpongeBob! Careful SpongeBob! CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!!!
- Oh you know, just hanging around!
- Boo!
- Wishing You Well
- That was the worst song I ever heard
- Your Shoe's Untied
- I think my heart just stopped
Squidbillies[edit | edit source]
- A Sober Sunday
- Sorry, Early
- America: Why I love Here
- Irrigate the ground with the sweat of a wrinkly brow on [cuyler] land!
- God
- Clowny Freaks
- Set a fire to a homeless
- Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
- It's always about you!
- Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation
- Hail Satan, my dark lord and master
- Hot human feces
Steven Universe[edit | edit source]
- ★ Lars and the Cool Kids - Link
- That's nasty
Stickin' Around[edit | edit source]
- Photo Oops -
- Nigger (Looks like she just laid an egg or somethin')
Street Fighter[edit | edit source]
The Medium is the Message - Link
- YES! YES!
- This is delicious!
Stressed Eric[edit | edit source]
- BBC2 promo - Link
- Stressed Eric
- Sex - Link
- Thank you for my orgasm. (x2)
- And thank you for my other orgasm. (x2)
- And thank you for my - oh, it appears we haven't got time to go through them all.
- Sex
Star Wars: The Clone Wars[edit | edit source]
- Ambush
- Uhh, hold it
Strong Bad Email[edit | edit source]
do over - Link
- Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
sbemail_22 - Link
- Bollocks
for kids
- I'll kill ya!
- Good. Gravy.
- (babbling)
Super Deluxe[edit | edit source]
- Y'all So Stupid #4
- Stupid
Superfuckers[edit | edit source]
- ★ Big Ambition - Link
- You ever wonder about stuff?
- Nope. Never.
- Ow!
- Oh, hey Sunshine...baby. I think I just invented a new way to get high.
- Slamming your head in a door?
- Yeah
- Doing slammers
- I might've actually damaged my brain with that one!
- Fuck yeah, baby!
- Are you crazy?
- Like a fuckin' for
- Are gonna make me rich, BE-YOTCH!
- How?
- I don't know. I didn't really think that far ahead.
- Big money
- Money
- That reminds me, can I touch your boobies? They're pretty.
- Idiot! You disgust me. All you care about is getting high.
- That's not true!
- Playing video games
- I care a lot about all sorts of fucking shit
- (giggling) What?
- I was thinking about your boobies again. Please can I touch them?
- NO!
- But I'm your boyfriend!
- Fool!
- How? (Jack)
- Talk to me when you grow up, little boy. Bye bye.
- Fuck-a-doodle-doo. Girls are so frustrating.
- Hi-yo partyfucker!
- Shitstorm (2x)
- Sigh...
- Huh? Oh, yeah. Meatballs.
- This party fuckin' sucks the sweaty socks!
- Yeah, it does
- I need some dude advice
- Advice?
- Gonna break it down
- Boom boom boom boom (2x)
- Burn it to the fucking ground
- Now light your dick on fire now
- That does sound like awesome advice
- I probably need advice from some total loser instead
- Right
- Imagine the odds
- You brainless asshole!
- Well how was I supposed to know you're a chick? You barely have tits!
- Dick!
- Fine, then! I'll never talk to you again!
- Shithead!
- You were supposed to give me advice, not throw shit at me you stupid bitch!
- Yes! Duh..
- Step one: Be a man
- Huh?
- Shhhiiiiiiiiiit
- Oh... That's it!
- Yo Princess!
- Crack
- Is back and better than ever
- So what is it? What's the plan?
- Check it out
- Boom!
- I did what you said, baby. I manned up.
- Wasn't easy either
- Be-yotch!
- (Annoyed groan)
- What? Eugh, don't make that face, it's ooo-gly!
- Little boy
- Wait, I'm supposed to touch your boobies now! That's the plan!
- ★ Burger Brothers - Link
- My skin is starting to burn off
- Give me a hand with this
- Come on, you're just making it worse
- Just chillax and watch some cartoons
- I am HUNGRY!
- Cool story bro
- Hamburgers
- I fucking want one!
- A big one
- Ooh I'm so hungry, I could fuck a horse!
- What the floor?
- Why's it taking so long???!! Why why why why WHY???!!!
- I don't care about that shit you asshole. I'm horny for that burger NOW!!!
- Put that shit in my goddamn mouth!
- Dude
- BUUUUUUURRRGGEEEEERRRRR
- That's disgusting
- Burger...
- You a shitty fuckin’ friend, you know that, bitch?
- Well watch this
- Dude, what happened?
- Nah dude
- Because you're an asshole. And a shitty friend.
- I don't understand
- Think about it
- Hmmm...
- My brain knows what to do!
- Wait, wait!
- Look man, I was thinking and, well...
- Yeah yeah, I'm waiting. This better be good.
- I just wanted to say.... (punch) FUCK YOU! I'm not a shitty friend, you are! I'm the motherfucker! And you... (cries) hurt my feelings! You're mean, like a girl!
- I'm sorry. Give me a hug!
- Now I kind of have another problem?
- Now I've got a hug hard on
- Sorry, bro
- I didn't mean to get a hard on, bro, but it's hard to hide and now you know
- High five?
- ★ Chug the Drug - Link
- (Laughing)
- What's so funny?
- You're gay
- You ass-fault!
- Bitch
- Is the motherfucker (2x)
- You okay in there, little buddy?
- Oh my god, you talk to it now?
- Hey, I already I was sorry!
- Settle down!
- All reality will be destroyed!
- I don't know what any of that means but it sounds stupid
- Have fun playing with your
- It fucks you in the face
- BOOM!
- That's my new hit song. Someone should put that shit on the radio.
- BABY CHRISTMAS!
- (Screaming and falling down the stairs)
- Pew pew pew, dickhead!
- Pew pew pew... BITCH!
- Bitches
- Probably most theologians never even considered that shit
- Let me play!
- I'M DEAD!
- It's awesome, but you gotta be stoned
- Coolio
- Heeeeey...
- (Sniffing)
- What'cha smoking anyway? Cause it smells like... burnt dog shit... mixed with... armpit and ROTTEN PUSSY!
- (Gagging)
- We fucking invented it!
- Well, I'll smoke anything once
- Oh yeah
- I need to chug the drug! My lungs are lonely!
- Take it easy. I like to roll slow.
- Well I like to smoke fast. Hand it over bitchwad.
- Let me show you how to choke the smoke
- Sty-LEEEEEEEEEEE
- Holy shit! That's fuckin' retardo awesome!
- (Coughing)
- What did you goddamn say?
- I hate that stank-ass little slime bitch
- Aw man...
- Awesome
- How disgusting.......ly AWESOME! Let's smoke some more! HA HA HA HA HA!
- The jar's like shit out
- This little bitch is shit full of it. We'll just have to squeeze more out.
- Just a little hug!
- Whooooaaaaa! (2x)
- You really wanna kill us all?
- Boo-hoo!
- Fuck you!
- The end of the world
- I'm gonna pee in my panties like a little girl
- Holy shit
- You passed your pants
- We're all gonna die when this explodes!
- Yeah that's the funniest part!
- Explosion
- ★ Crises on Infinite Toilets - Link
- You will never get laid without serious help
- Crack
- No!
- (Moaning noises)
- I think I'm gonna pee
- What are you doing?
- I have to pee
- You're too late baby. I already put away my rooster rod.
- Get the flark out of the bathroom. I have to tinkle!
- Geez, pushy!
- You peed all over everything!
- That's just my wild style. I pee wild and free.
- You asshole?
- You gotta be fucking kidding pudding. My bathroom is goddamn ding-dong disgusting.
- Fine, I'll sprinkle my tinkle in the sinkle. But someone needs to do something before we run out of clean places to pee.
- That's impossible! WE'RE DOOMED!
- I KNOW!
- Peeing in the sink
- Uh, actually, now I'm pooping.
- (Fart)
- It's not cool!
- What if I get the feeling? What if I have to pee again?
- I have to pee...again...RIGHT AWAY!
- (Painful groaning)
- Hey, stay outta my room!
- When you're done, I'll help wipe for you. No problem.
- Shut the fuck up
- Hey everybody, I have an announcement
- Hi!
- Wow!
- I'm so excited!
- Shut up! Fooork!
- The important thing is
- From now on we can just piss and shit on this guy
- Meatballs!
- Literally going to pee on you
- I know! Ha ha!
- Is the motherfucker
- And the motherfucker pisses where he wants
- I'm just so happy I wanna sing!
- To get shit on!
- Quit moving around so much
- I got the feeling
- ★ Cute Rump - Link
- What's it supposed to be? Your vagina?
- You're such a snuggly little cutie
- Ewww, that's just so wrong.
- FUUUUUCK YOU
- You need to stop molesting that sick sack of shit
- But fuck it I guess
- So we can stick our dicks in it
- Meatballs!
- Oh my fucking God
- Smear that shit all over it
- GOD, WHAT NOW? FUCK!
- What the hell? You don't have to be a prick.
- And slowly die
- Butt (3x)
- Stupid, stupid, stupid bitch!
- The last of the unlovable unlovable ones
- Stop stammering you asshole. I'm trying to kill myself.
- Butt (2x)
- ★ Dawn of Omnizod - Link
- It hurts so much
- Sandwiches
- ♫ Washing my beautiful titties, washing my bodacious ass, making myself all clean and pretty, oh what a wonderful task ♫
- What the fuck?
- I will rape this dimension and shit destruction on all who dwell here
- You pervert!
- Pervy little bitch
- Phooie dooie dong pringle dingle dandy FUCK!
★ The Greatest Story Ever Told - Link
- Butt
- I've got a huge boner!
- That's disgusting! I dont wanna see that!
- Oh my goddamn god
- That's frazzin' hilarious!
- Oh my god. No! (The previous line is cut out to make this)
- With my dick
- My rock hard donkey bomb
- Lesbians
- Crack
- AAAH! OH MY GOD! MY BONER! IT'S GONE! I'VE GOTTA GET HARD AGAIN!
- Hey dudes!
- Dude, that was awesome! Do it again!
- Holy shit!
- Donkey anus!
- Fuck you!
- Dick! Pussy! Cunt! Balls!
- Don't touch me!
- It's all a house of lies! I'm not the motherfucker. I'm nothing but a greasy piece of floppy shit!
- Don't be stupid
- I'm not gay
- Holy fuck
- The source of all fucking power?
- This (Jesus) dude sounds like a real shit-kicker
- MOTHAFUCKA!
- ★ The Hero's Destiny - Link
- You are so gay
- Don't you know that symbolizes the penis? You might as well suck a cock with mustard
- Ah, I feel pretty lucky just to be able to hide in the bushes and fantasize about
- Pissing his pants
- That lucky... fucking.... COCKSUCKER!
- Dude, you're crazy. That's all bullshit.
- And so you shot your load?
- Jerking off! Pounding your pole!
- Don't bullshit me
- HA HA! I knew you were a dick-jerking faggot!
- (Awkward laughing)
- You smug arrogant bastard
- Sexy
- Uh huh...
- You fucker
- Faggot
- You think you're hot shit
- Holy human shit!
- (Horrified scream)
- Oh fucking hell
- ★ Scrimple's Delight - Link
- Wow, sunsets are stupid
- Tryin'a please my dick
- Boom bitches!
- Just put the food in my goddamn mouth
- Just don't forget who's king of this shit-hole
- Holy crap
- Fucking crack
- For fucks sake
- Pal
- Just tell the cook to cook shit! Do your fucking job!
- I'll have the scrambled eggs and a side of scrimpled spinach
- Spinach? Glegh. I'd rather suck (character)'s total scrotal nutsack. You should order bacon. Put some fat on your titties.
- Hey Mr. Crack Dude
- I'm a motherfucker just like you
- I built my own jetpacks to fuck shit up and stuff
- God, what a fag!
- Who is this nut turd?
- Crack
- What? Those losers? God dammit! He hasn't even punched them out yet. He can't possibly be falling for their bullshit, can he? Well, (character) ain't gon' let this shit just happen
- Drugs
- FUUUCK YOUUU!
- GET READY FOR A CUMSPLOSION OF HATE AND PAIN YOU FUCK!
- I'ma fuckin' fight you fucks
- Classic case of Xaxaxax poisoning
- My ass
- Augh for the love of fuck
- Will handle this little bitch!
- Hey. Where the fuck's my food?
- Eep!
- ★ Shitstorm, Motherfuckers - Link
- One, it's stupid. Two, it sucks. Three, I hate it.
- On fire
- I punched it
- Fuckers (title sequence)
- My brain is bored
- So what the fuck you doin'? Something gay?
- No! Why would you say something like that?
- (Fanfare)
- That's stupid
- He needs to be flushed down the toilet is what he needs
- He's just a flarkin' slime blob
- Pretty neat-o, don't you think?
- Pretty gay-o
- Pssh, you're silly
- Look, I get it now
- What?
- Yeaaaah...
- You made a sex suit for
- So he can take human form and make sweet (blob) love to you
- I-I did not!
- Fetish
- You're afreak, necro-vomitous, slime-sex MANIAC!
- Whatever, it's cool
- Stop saying those words!
- Hmmmm?
- Apologize to her
- Oh
- That's better
- So... anyway...
- Well... okay. But don't get any of your weird fetish ideas about me. Or I'll have to punch you. Just sayin'..
- Hehehe, right. Well, let's get started.
- You asshole!
- Where is that slippery fuckturd!
- Just punch the little bitch!
- Oh sweet baby Jesus!
- (Puking)
- Cool. You threw up.
- Necro-fecal manical sex slime freak
- Spazzing in your pants
- (Farting/grunting)
- Oh my gosh!
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking a shit
- Why?
- Crack
- Is the motherfucker
- My shit
- So? Say something dude!
- HI-YO BROTHAFUCKAS!
- Shit-storm
- TIME TO GET THE PARTY.... START-ICATED!
- (Laughing 2x)
- PARTY IN MY PANTALOONS! LIKE THE PEOPLE DO...ON THE FUCKING MOON!
- Hahahaha, yes! I knew you'd be forkin' awesome! Dude! You're my new best friend.
- BEST FRIEND!
- HAHAHAHAHA!
- It's so gross
- THERE'S GONNA BE A SHITSTORM TONIGHT, BE-YATCHERS!
- MEATBALLS!
- ★ Sweet Baby Jesus - Link
- Kids, take your dicks out of the computer for one fucking minute and watch some cartoons
- What is this stupid place?
- Crack
- Balls out awesome
- I need your help to restore my power
- Ow...fuck! How many sodas did I drink last night?
- Would you shut the fuck up for one fuckin' second? Christ!
- Rise and shine, beyatcher!
- Agh, my brain! Oh, what did I do last night?
- Wake up and smell the Shitstorm
- Time to fuck the doughnuts
- Let's get this morning start-icated!
- God damn! My head feels like I've been skullfucked by a jetliner!
- (Yell)
- We must party nonstop!
- Shitstorm
- Would you shut the fuck up for one fucking second?
- Thank you. So, you wanna fuckin'... par-TAY?
- Fuckin' shit tub
- Ow, my brain is throbbing!
- On the fucking room
- Hello?
- Party people?
- Alone?
- Need....more...power...
- Boxes are for fags!
- Fuck 'em
- Shut your fucking ass!
- (Painful grunting)
- Wow. Did you just crap your pants?
- What?
- Wicked soda hangover
- Yeah, maybe.
- Take a crap in his pants on the floor next to a pile of boxes
- Ew, no
- There you go
- What's in these stupid boxes anyway?
- Your own brand of soda
- Remember you signed that shitty licensing deal?
- No... but that must be a sign
- Drink all of this soda
- Bro, I doubt that very much
- I finished them all
- How do you feel?
- Terrible! My head is fucking killing me!
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
- Hiyo beyatchers!
- My kah-loset friend
- Everybody just shut the fuck up!
- Oh shit!
- I think he's gonna blow!
- Sweet baby Jesus!
- And that's how you throw a fucking party, bitches
- ★ Sweet Mystery - Link
- Fuckers
- Fuck you
- Oj my gourd, I'm so fuckin' bored!
- Well, that’s because you’re a fuckin’ idiot
- You live in a paradise of your own mental retardation
- The motherfucker
- Nah
- To spy on the girls while they get dressed and shit
- You lucky clucking retard!
- Cause you suck dude
- Goddamnit! It's not fair!
- I should be the one who gets to see her boobies
- Tell me what you see!
- 993
- 994
- Oh my god, could you be anymore annoying?
- 995
- Just shut up!
- No, don't do that! I hate that!
- Maybe if you took a little more pride in your own appearance, you wouldn't have to be a lesbian all the time
- What?! I'm not... that doesn't even... oh fuck you!
- Such language
- Gosh darn it, you made me lose count!
- HA! Good!
- Now I have to start all over... 1... 2...
- Aughh, noooo, it's too horrible!
- Hello, bitches!
- It's me!
- Did I miss anything sexy?
- So, was it ny imagination, or did I just overhear the sexy sounds of hot bitches in heat?
- What?!
- What do you mean "what"?
- Making out
- Why weren't you making out?
- I hate her
- We're enemies
- Shit
- Dirty and disgusting
- Gweep off!
- That will make it hotter
- What?!
- Right? You know you want to!
- GET YOUR STUPID MEAT DICK THE FRAT BOY FUCK OUT OF OUR GODDAMN ROOM!
- I don't understand those bitches
- They never let me watch them make out
- Me neither bro. Not really.
- True that
- Well dude, I don't know what to tell you, but I guess that's just the sweet mystery of bitches
- It's just the sweet mystery of bitches
- Yeah, I guess so
- Hey, I know! Maybe they're just waiting to surprise me with a lesbo makeout session.... ON MY BIRTHDAY!
- MEATBALLS!
- Theme Song
- Superfuckers
- Outro
- Is the MOTHERFUCKER!
- Jingle Balls
- Merry Shitstorm!
Superjail![edit | edit source]
- Bunny Love
- Shut up, bitch
- Superbar
- Asscrack
Super Mario World[edit | edit source]
- ★ Mama Luigi - Link
- HEEEEELLLLLPPP!
- Weegee (Mama?! Mama Luigi?)
- (Mario’s laugh after “Mama?! Mama Luigi?!”)
- Now I know how a meatball feels!
- Okay, okay!
- Balls (Yoshi no like meatballs)
- (Splat noise)
- (Scream for when Luigi falls down the crack in the ground)
- I fell for hours!
- ★ The Yoshi Shuffle
- Shit (mixed from "sheesh" and "you didn't make it")
Supernews[edit | edit source]
Master Debaters: Marijuana vs. Crystal Meth - Link
- Marijuana
- Crystal meth
- Drugs
- Don't you wanna have sex with strangers?
Sym-Bionic Titan[edit | edit source]
- Lessons in Love
- Booty
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003[edit | edit source]
- We shredded Shredder!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012[edit | edit source]
- (Mikey's girlish shrieking)
- Rise of the Turtles, Part 1
- That is all KINDS of wrong!
Terry Toons[edit | edit source]
- Flebus
- Yeah
Teen Titans Go[edit | edit source]
- Real Boy Adventurs
- Heated hydrotherapy
- Smile Bones
- Six-pack
Thomas & Friends[edit | edit source]
- Cows
- Moo!
The Tick[edit | edit source]
- The Tick Vs. Arthur's Bank Account
- Read a book!
Titan Maximum[edit | edit source]
- ★ Tip of the Iceberg
- Crap-spout
Tom & Jerry[edit | edit source]
- (Various Episodes)
- OWWOHOOOHOOHOO!!
- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (multiple instances)
- (Tom laughing)
Toradora![edit | edit source]
- Let's Go to the Ocean, You Say. - Link
- Boom-tei
- Boin-tei
Underdogs[edit | edit source]
- (any episode)
- There's no need to fear!
Unsupervised[edit | edit source]
- Youngbloods
- This is bullshit
The Venture Bros.[edit | edit source]
- The Incredible Mr. Brisby
- HOLY DAMMIT CHRISTMAS!!
Veggietales[edit | edit source]
- Rack, Shack, And Benny
- SING THE SONG!!
- No more bunnies
- Let’s find out.
- I said, NOBODY BAKES MY BUNNIES!!!
- Will stand for you.
- The End Of Silliness?
- I'm telling you what’s going on!
- NOOOOOOOO!!
- Larryboy And The Bad Apple
- First bumblyberg
- Knock, knock!
- Yeah fast.
- Celery Night Fever
- All of my friends
- Yeah, our pie.
VH1 Illustrated[edit | edit source]
- SpongeBong HempPants 2 - Link
- Bangkok (2x)
- Screw-ups!
- SpongeBong HempPants 3 - Link
- Porno tapes
- Porno
Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz![edit | edit source]
- Mickey's Rebuttal - Link
- Go eat a grilled dick sandwich
- Ew!
- Send you naked pictures
- Aw, fuck I think I peed on my shirt
- You don’t know shit about my mother
- With menstrual blood, I guess?
- Yeah, who cares?
- That's gonna be broken, this is gonna be broken, all this shit's gonna be broken!!
- Pilot - Link
- I'll give you something funny, you little faggot
- Psychic Surgery - Link
- I've got something that's gonna blow you the fuck away
- Dick
- Robert Burgless - Link
- YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT I'M CRAZY! I WILL SHOW YOU HOW CRAZY I AM! DOES THIS SEEM CRAZY TO YOU?! AM I CRAZY YET?! DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?!
- GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I WILL SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN!
- The Tough Guy Front - Link
- Head-up-the-ass retarded
Warner Bros. Cartoons[edit | edit source]
- Sound effects library
- AAAAAAHH!!! - Link
Watamote[edit | edit source]
- Since I'm Not Popular, I'll See My Old Friend
- Fatass
Weekend Pussy Hunt[edit | edit source]
- Episode 7
- I'm getting the hell out of here!
- Episode 8
- AAAAALLL WEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEND!!!
What a Cartoon[edit | edit source]
- No Tip
- Come on!
- (screaming)
- (hysterical laughter)
- Tales of Worm Paranoia
- Gotta get that excercise
- DON'T TOUCH ME! Can't you see my SOUL is on FIIIIIIYAAAAAH?
- HEEEEEEEY!
- (crying)
- GOD BLESS EVERYBODY!
- Oh, not much
Whatever Happened to Robot Jones[edit | edit source]
- Pilot
- You messed with the wrong human THIS time, buddy.
- Sickness
- There you go
- Vacuum Friend
- City
Live-Action TV Shows[edit | edit source]
7th Heaven[edit | edit source]
- Family Secrets
- Assumption: he made out with her all night.
- Assumption: he spent the night at a girl's house.
- Okay, that's not a fact but it's a safe guess so let's just assume.
- Fact: you are way too young for me to be playing this game with you now go get ready for school.
- Have you completely lost your mind?!
- Female
- Were you at a girl's house?
- What kind of a name is that?!
- Tell me or you'll never see the bathroom again.
- You know what's good for that?
- Tickling!
- No, don't!
- I'm afraid I have to!
- Okay, okay, I'll tell you!
- (Mary and Lucy giggling)
- Nothing Endures But Change - Link
- You think I don't know that!?
- If I had told someone, she might still be alive!
- IT IS MY FAULT, IT'S ALL MY FAULT! NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! NOTHING!
- This is not your fault, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!
- STAY AWAY FROM ME!
- Time to Leave the Nest
- Open this door right now!
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown[edit | edit source]
- Small dick
30 Rock[edit | edit source]
★* Game Over - Link
- Sex dungeon
- Klaus and Greta
- James Franco
1000 Ways to Die[edit | edit source]
- D.U. Die
- Oh God!
A Current Affair[edit | edit source]
- Dog Attack - link
- (growling sounds)
ABC News[edit | edit source]
- Protecting Your Home from Thieves - Link
- Wait a minute
Academy Awards/Oscars[edit | edit source]
- Best Animated Picture at the 2002 Oscars - Link
- Weinstein
- ★ Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock - Link
- Smacked the shit outta me
- Keep! My wife's! Name! Out your FUCKING! MOUTH!
Ainsley's Barbecue Bible[edit | edit source]
Jamaica
- Yeah, boy!
AL TV[edit | edit source]
Eminem Interview - Link
- SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUP! SHUUT UUUUUUP!
- I'm not gay
- That's nice
- Whatever
American Horror Story[edit | edit source]
Rubber Man
- JungleJim4322@yahoo.com - Link
The Armando Iannucci Shows[edit | edit source]
Coma - Link
- Wake. The fuck. Up.
Attack of the Show[edit | edit source]
- Epic Fail
Awesometown[edit | edit source]
- ★ Deserted Moon - Link
- I just had sex with myself.
- I have both male and female genitalia.
- What's up, bro?
- Genitalia
- A virgin
- I loved it
- ★ Theme Song
- Asscheeks
- Stick my dick in
Barney & Friends[edit | edit source]
Theme Song
- Sensation (And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation!)
Batman (1966)[edit | edit source]
- General
- (spinning transition)
BattleBots[edit | edit source]
- My nuts are stainless
Behind the Music[edit | edit source]
Dr. Dre - Link
- Full blown AIDS
The Big Bang Theory[edit | edit source]
★ The Veracity Elasticity - Link
- Sex dungeon
★ The Bachelor Party Corrosion
- Sex dungeon
- Unknown episode
- Bazinga!
- Blame the Hero
- I can make anything cum
Blue's Clues[edit | edit source]
★ The Grow Show - Link
- Oh yeah! (X2)
Brass Eye[edit | edit source]
Animals - Link
- Twat
- Fucknut
- Arsecandle
Breaking Bad[edit | edit source]
- Cornered
- I am the danger
- Crazy Handful of Nothin'
- Meth
- Granite State
- Fucks
- Gray Matter - Link
- Pussy
- Kafkaesque
- Hell yeah, bitch
- Peekaboo - Link
- WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH!
- Seven-Thirty-Seven
- An assbeating
CBC News[edit | edit source]
- ★ A Town Called Dildo - Link
- Dildo
- An artificial penis
- Dildo's
CBS Evening News[edit | edit source]
- ★ Refugees Turn to Prostitution - Link
- Prostitutes
- Prostitution
Chappelle's Show[edit | edit source]
- Clayton Bigsby
- Ching chang chong
- Kneehigh Park
- Dagger
- Lil Jon at the Aiport
- What!?
- The Love Contract & True Hollywood Stories: Rick James
- Fuck your couch, nigga!
- The Mad Real World
- Big ass titties
- Mooney on Movies
- The last nigga on Earth
- Racial Draft
- Kravitz - Link
- Samuel L. Jackson Beer - Link
- Mmm, mmm bitch!
- Skeet - Link
- Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!
- Truck Driver - Link
- I'M RICH BIATCH!
- I got enough cigarretes to last me and my family for the rest of their lives
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe[edit | edit source]
S201 - Link
- FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!
S202
- Fuck off
Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule[edit | edit source]
- Food
- Dr. Jimmy Brungus
- Home
- Tuna can
- Horse
- I don't wanna talk to you no more
- Pleasure
- Ron Don Volante
- Relationships
- Dongus
- Theme Song
- Check it out
Childrens Hospital[edit | edit source]
- Party Down
- Ching-chong with a ding-dong!
Chocolate News[edit | edit source]
★ * Death, You're Racist - Link
- Have you lost your dan mind?!
Chucky[edit | edit source]
- The Sinners Are Much More Fun
- Jennifer Tilly (2x)
Co-Ed Confidential[edit | edit source]
- The Co-Ed Confidential Reunion
- Co-Ed Confidential
- (unknown)
- (sex noises)
Community[edit | edit source]
- Anthropology 101
- Ha! gayyyyyyy! - Link
Cowboy Bebop[edit | edit source]
- Wild Horses
- My ass
Creepshow[edit | edit source]
- Bad Wolf Down
- Goddamn shit sandwich
Curb Your Enthusiasm[edit | edit source]
- The Baptism- Link (last one in the video)
- Go fuck yourself
- The Bowtie
- osie O'Donnell's
- The Christ Nail
- You sick fuck pervert!
- The Lefty Call
- There's no fucking way
- The Minibar
- Fucking mushroom
- Namaste
- Wet pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy
- The Weatherman
- Keep her mouth shut
Deadwood[edit | edit source]
- ★ Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To
- Cocksucker
- Shut the FUCK up!
- ★ Swearing Compilation - Link
- Fuckin' cocksuckers
- Cat-piss smelling fuckhead
- Cock
- Cocksucka
- Diarrhea
- Fuckin'
- Shut the fuck up
- You incompetent fucks!
- Fuck
- Ass
Dexter[edit | edit source]
★ Born Free - Link
- Surprise, motherfucker!
Drake And Josh[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Bet
- Eat (me) a big ol' bag of (cheese) balls
- The Demonator
- Germans
- Josh Runs into Oprah
- I RAN OVER OPRAH!!
Eagleheart[edit | edit source]
Sex Rash
- Sex rash
The Early Show[edit | edit source]
- Blackout in a Can -Link
- Liquid cocaine
The Electric Company[edit | edit source]
- Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jones
- Different
Emeril Lagasse =[edit | edit source]
- BAM - Link
- Bam!
Entourage[edit | edit source]
★ Manic Monday
- GET. THE FUCK. OUT! - Link
The Eric Andre Show[edit | edit source]
- Jillian Michaels Interview - Link
- Get these niggers out of my GAME.
- Kraft Punk
- You just got Kraft Punk'd
- Sprite Sponsorship - Link
- A Sprite sponsorship
Family Feud[edit | edit source]
- ★ (unknown) - Link
- DICK!
Father Ted[edit | edit source]
- A Christmassy Ted - Link
- Big hairy aaass
Fox Report with Shepard Smith[edit | edit source]
★ Jenny From The Block Blooper - Link
- (A) blowjob ("blow" taken from "blowjob" and "job" taken from "curb-job")
Fraiser[edit | edit source]
Can't Buy Me Love
- Drop your pants and bend over, I take-a your temperture.
Space Quest
- Ohh, what fresh hell is this?
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air[edit | edit source]
theme - Link
- B-ball
Friends[edit | edit source]
- The One Where Ross Gets high
- Gay burlesque show
Fur TV[edit | edit source]
- Cop Song
- High on crack
- Fat Ed's Furry Fucking Guide to Metal
- Cock
- ★ How to Cook Shit With Mervin - Link
- How to cook shit!
- Buuurp
- What the fuck is that?
- Fuckin'
- You little tit biscuit
- Piss (x2)
- FUCK IT, THIS IS PISS!
- Cock
- COCK MUNCH!
- Salty dip
- It's a shit
- IT'S A SHIT
- YOU JUST FUCKED UP YOUR LAST MEAL, BUTTWIPE!
- FUCKIN'
- No! It's (insert)
- Intro
- Sexually explicit nature
- Safe Sex PSA - Link
- (scream)
- What the?
- Pee-pee
- You won't feel a thing
George Lopez[edit | edit source]
- George joins the Neighborhood what-cha and raises the vigil-ante
- We just found out there's a molester in the neighborhood and we're gonna scare him outta here. You want in?
GMTV[edit | edit source]
- June 22, 2007 episode ("Man drops 'bullshit' on sofa")
- Cancer
Good Morning America[edit | edit source]
Jessi Slaughter - Link
- Death Threats
★ Interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Link
- Osama Bin Laden
Hardcore Pawn[edit | edit source]
- Customer Disrespects Ashley - Link
- That's my bitch
- We're gonna kick his ass
Hell's Kitchen[edit | edit source]
Giovanni Dickface - Link
- I don't give a fuck
- Dickface! (x2)
Where's the Lamb Sauce - Link
- Where's the lamb SAUCE? (x2)
- There's just NOTHING coming together!
- Oh fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fuckin' Yankee Dankee Doodle shite!
(unknown) - Link
- Listen, listen, listen, listen! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
- You're a first-class cunt!
(unknown) - Link
- You're cooking in a burnt-pan, you fucking dick!!!
A History of Britain[edit | edit source]
- Beginnings
- One horny bitch
Home Improvement[edit | edit source]
- (Grunt) - Link
How I Met Your Mother[edit | edit source]
- Aldrin Justice - Link
- That's a penis!
- Architect of Destruction
- You have a small penis
iCarly[edit | edit source]
★ iRocked the Vote - Link
- Hobknocker
iSpace Out
- Dun-dun-dun!
The Inbetweeners[edit | edit source]
Caravan Club
- Spread em. I'll be there in half an hour.
The Duke of Edinburg Awards
- Cum
- Powdery old fanny
The Fashion Show - Link
- Fuck off!
First Day - Link
- I'll rip your fucking throat out
★ Will is Home Alone - Link
- What. THE FUCK. Are you doing?
The Incredible Hulk[edit | edit source]
- "The Lonely Man" (sad piano music) - Link
Inside Edition[edit | edit source]
★ Bill O'Reilly Freak Out - Link
- Fuckin' thing sucks (sometimes combined with the next sound clip to form "Fucking suck it")
- Fuck it!
- I don't know what that means?
The IT Crowd[edit | edit source]
- The Final Countdown
- Orgies
- Moss and the German - Link
- What a bunch of bastards
- Tramps Like Us - Link
- Fuck off!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia[edit | edit source]
- The Gang Group Dates
- Orgy
- The Gang Turns Black
- My niggas
- The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem
- Piss and shit
- Mac and Charlie Die: Part 1
- Orgy
- Mac and Charlie Join a Cult"
- Cult
- System
- Magnum dong - Link
Jeopardy![edit | edit source]
60s/80s Think theme - Link
- (think theme)
★ September 1997 Think theme - Link
- (think theme)
★ Late 90s/Early 2000s Think theme - Link
- (think theme)
★ 9/26/2005 - Link
- Strobe light
★ 2/22/2018
- Fred's lube
Kenny vs. Spenny[edit | edit source]
★ Who Can Commit the Most Crime? - Link
- Now I wanna rape a man
- Let's do some man rape
Key and Peele[edit | edit source]
- Ice-T's Dog - Link
- *scoff* Nigga!
- Get the fuck out of here, its about to get graphic in this bitch!
- ★ Substitute Teacher - Link
- Son of a BITCH!
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver[edit | edit source]
- ★ SLAPP Suits (Eat Shit, Bob!) - Link
- Can go fuck himself today
- Complete bullshit
- Suck my balls
- We can say whatever the fuck we like
- Eat shit
- Masturbates to Schindler's List
- Dick and balls
- Anal hole
- My rectum
- See ya in court, fuckface!
- EAT! SHIT!
- Trump vs. Truth
- Oh great, another blizzard of snowflakes from 'Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning!
The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell[edit | edit source]
- Lawrence O'Donnell Meldown - Link
- Shit
The Late Show with David Letterman[edit | edit source]
★ Donald Trump Attacks O'Donnell - Link
- Rosie O'Donnell
LazyTown[edit | edit source]
- “Dear Diary” (‘The Mine Song”)
- Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
- Robbie's Dream Team (We Are Number One) - Link
- Here's the deal
- Rottenbeard (You Are a Pirate!)
- Do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
- Yar har, fiddle dee dee
- Precious booty
- Zap It (Gizmo Guy) - Link
- Power PC
The League[edit | edit source]
- 3 Penis Wine Infomercial
- Three penises
- The Draft
- Put a condom on - Link
- The Freeze Out
- Eat my dick!
Lockup: Raw[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Convict Code (Fleece Johnson interview)
- I like booty
Look Around You[edit | edit source]
Calcium
- Look around you
Mad TV[edit | edit source]
- Bring Your Child to Work Day - Link
- My three dead testicles
- Clops II
- I don't wanna!
- Clops V
- Well, look what the cat duked up!
- Greys Anatomy, House and ER Mashup
- Ruining a perfctly good erection
- How Winona Ryder Stole Christmas
- Stickier
- That bitch
- ★ John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper - link
- Go f[bleep] yourself!
- F[bleep]in' bulls[bleep]t!
- I'm gonna kick him in da ASS!
- A bunch of jackasses.
- ★ The Kim Jong-Il Show - Link
- Magical penis
- Morbidly Obese Albert
- Food Stamp Tuesday
- Raging Rudolph
- Who the [bleep] are you?
- Randy Newman Sings Star Wars
- Midget bastard
- The Reinfather
- [mock crying]
- [gunshots]
- We must stop the bloodshed
- Sex Toy Story
- Sex toy
- Sex toys
- San Francisco
- Stuart
- Look what I can do!
- That's My White Mama - Link
- Don't make me break my foot up in yo ass!
Malcolm in the Middle[edit | edit source]
- Lois Vs. Evil
- Drove into
MasterChef[edit | edit source]
- Masturbate
The Merv Griffin Show[edit | edit source]
- Dennis Hopper Interview - Link
- Raped
Mock the Week[edit | edit source]
Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster - Link
- Where the fuck have you been?
Modern Family[edit | edit source]
- Kids These Days
- Bunny ranch
Monty Python's Flying Circus[edit | edit source]
- All-American Summarize Proust Competition
- Shut your blobby gob
- Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
- I am no longer
- E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
- Bondage
- Orgy
- Face the Press
- Different
- ★ Intro
- (fart)
- Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
- Different
- The Spanish Inquisition
- (scare chord)
- Wither, Canada?
- It
Mystery Science Theater 3000[edit | edit source]
- The Killer Shrews
- Yaaay
- Theme Song
- Next Sunday A.D
NASCAR[edit | edit source]
- Bullshit
- That's fucking bullshit
- Asshole
Ned's Declassified[edit | edit source]
- Math
- Without math we are CAVEMEN EATING MUD!
NYPD Blue[edit | edit source]
- Pilot
- Ipsa this, you pissy little bitch!
The Office (US)[edit | edit source]
Did I Stutter? - Link
- Did I STUTTER?
Frame Toby - Link
- NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
- No!
Gay Witch Hunt
- No, not really
- Cry myself to sleep
Parks and Recreation[edit | edit source]
- Christmas Scandal
- Assless chaps
- Soda Tax
- I’m gonna murder you in your sleep
- Time Capsule
- Monkeys
Peacemaker[edit | edit source]
- Stop Dragon My Heart Around
- Get the fuck away from me
Peep Show[edit | edit source]
- The Interview
- A bloody
- Season's Beatings
- (hysterical ranting)
- Nether Zone
- UGGGGH! I'M SO SCREWED, SO UTTERLY UTTERLY SCREWED!
Penn and Teller: Bullshit[edit | edit source]
- ★ Abstinence - Link
- Fuck you in the neck
- ★ Eat This! - Link
- Racist
- You need to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!
- Ground Zero - Link
- Eat this mother FUCKERS!
- Assholes
- Fuck you!
- ★ Manners - Link
- Bitch!
- Whore
- Asshole
- Cunt
- Sleep Inc.
- And Jesus motherfucking Christ!
- (unknown)
- Goddamn motherfucking
- Fuck you, in the neck
The People V.S OJ Simpson[edit | edit source]
- Episode 5
- Nigga Please!
Press Your Luck[edit | edit source]
- Whammy Sound - Link
- (Whammy sound)
The Price is Right[edit | edit source]
★ Losing horn - Link
- (Losing horn sound)
Pushing Daisies[edit | edit source]
- Oh hell no! Link
Quantum Leap (1980s)[edit | edit source]
- Star-Crossed - June 15, 1972
- Suicide
Ray Donovan[edit | edit source]
- One Night in Yerevan
- Wherever the fuck you want
Roots[edit | edit source]
- Part II
- Is
Sanford and Son[edit | edit source]
- The Piano Movers
- I don't know about that
- We Were Robbed
- I'm coming (I’m cumming)
Saturday Night Live (SNL)[edit | edit source]
- Anne Hathaway, The Killers
- ★ Weekend Update
- 700 billion (usually low pitched)
- ★ Weekend Update
- Charlie Day, Maroon 5
- Greek Gods
- God
- Greek Gods
- Charlton Heston, Paul Westerberg
- ★ The Herihley Boy Housesitting Service - [8]
- Sweet mother of GOD, WHAT IS THE HOLD UP?
- ★ The Herihley Boy Housesitting Service - [8]
- Christina Applegate, Midnight Oil
- ★ Matt Foley - Link
- Doobies
- In a van down by the river
- ★ Matt Foley - Link
- David Duchovny, Rod Stewart
- ★ Zagat's with Hank & Beverly Gelfand - Link
- Give me cancer now, God!
- ★ Zagat's with Hank & Beverly Gelfand - Link
- Eddie Murphy, Lizzo
- Extreme Baking Championship
- Bitch
- Extreme Baking Championship
- Jack Black, Neil Young
- ★ Deserted Moon - Link
- In the year 2148
- Oh gosh, how do I put this?
- I have both male and female genitalia
- That's cool
- Guess who?
- The male and female genitalia show
- Sorry
- What's up, bro?
- I just had sex with myself
- My balls turned black and fell off
- ★ Deserted Moon - Link
- Jonah Hill, Future
- CNN Election Center Cold Open - Link
- I have a great big huge dick
- CNN Election Center Cold Open - Link
- Justin Timberlake 03/09/2013
- ★ Weekend Update - Link
- Your mother and I are separating
- ★ Weekend Update - Link
- Scarlett Johansson, Wiz Khalifa
- Papa John's
- On her
- Body
- Where are you?
Scrubs[edit | edit source]
- His Story'
- She got jungle fever. She got jungle fever.
- Superman (theme song)
- I'm no Superman
Seinfeld[edit | edit source]
- The Calzone
- Condom
- The Fusili
- Sex moves
- The Little Kicks
- It's illegal
- ★ The Soup Nazi
- No soup for you!
- The Trip (Part 2)
- Serial Killer
Sesame Street[edit | edit source]
- (I Can't Get No) Co-operation - Link
- Hope
- Fit
- The Golden Triangle of Destiny - Link
- Hey, how's it going?
- Oh man!
- I can't stop at the stop sign
- Rubber Duckie - Link
- Rubber duckie
- Various clips of Cookie Monster - Link
- OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Shameless[edit | edit source]
- Framk the Plank
- Total shithole
Silicon Valley[edit | edit source]
- Maleant Data Systems Solutions
- I really don't ducking care
The Sopranos[edit | edit source]
- The Fleshy Part of the Thigh
- I don't need this shit
- ★ Isabella - Link
- Cut your dick off
- Unidentified Black Males
- Erotic
Still Game[edit | edit source]
- One In and One Out
- Back off, you spooky bitch!
Star Trek: The Next Generation[edit | edit source]
- Allegiance
- While you
- The Defector
- Exploitation
Star Trek: The Original Series[edit | edit source]
- The High Ground
- Their [fight] doesn't [involve us]
- The Menagerie, Part I
- Entries
- The Survivors
- Destroyed the
Stranger Things[edit | edit source]
- Chapter Two: Weirdo on Maple Street
- Mental?
- Chapter Eight: The Bathtub - Link
- Shit!(x7)
- (scream)
Strutter[edit | edit source]
- Cocksuckers
- Fucking
Taboo[edit | edit source]
- Season 1, Episode 3
- Makes me so hard
Tales from the Crypt[edit | edit source]
- Split Personality - Link
- What the fuck is this piece of shit?
- The Third Pig
- My god!
- JESUS CHRIST!
- Hooray, hooray, at last I can cheer! The freaking police are finally here!
- (Maniacal laughter)
- MUST... DESTROY!!
That 70s Show[edit | edit source]
- An Eric Foreman Christmas
- Hermey
- Misfire
- You bitches
- The Pill
- Birth control pills
★ Red's Last Day - Link
- You're a dumbass
★ Red's New Job - Link
- Dumbass (x2)
★ Reefer Madness
- Dumbass! - Link
The Thick of It[edit | edit source]
★ (unknown episode)
- FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!
Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job![edit | edit source]
★ I Sit Down When I Pee - Link
- Pee
- Hey bro, I gotta go!
- No can do, I'm taking a pee!
- I just can't stand touchin' my dong
To Catch a Predator[edit | edit source]
★ Cleanest, Best Pleasure - Link
- In your mouth
★ Petaluma, California Part 1 (a_latino_man559) - Link
- A latino man (a_latino_man559)
- Horny
- Sexually
- Genitals
The Poetic
- Tongue
★ (unknown) - Link
- I like rape! It’s better than regular sex.
(unknown) - Link
- Lick
- Imma gonna lick you
The Tracy Ullman Show[edit | edit source]
- The Simpsons: Family Portrait - Link
- Here we go
Trailer Park Boys[edit | edit source]
- Never Trust a Man With No Shirt On - Link
- Go fuck yourself
Transparent[edit | edit source]
- Grey Green Brown & Cooper
- Incest is best, yo
Trigger Happy TV[edit | edit source]
- ★ Interrupting a Meditation Session - Link
- What the fuck do you think you're doing?
TruTv / The Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest[edit | edit source]
- World's Dumbest Animal Encounters
- Get the hell out of there!
- World's Dumbest Criminals 17
- Skunk
- World's Dumbest Partiers 4
- Vast quantities of alcohol
- World's Dumbest Partiers 7
- Impromptu strip show
- World's Dumbest Partiers 11 - Link
- Oh God! I hate it when the sober friend shows up to make sure no one can have any fun!
- Gotta fix the girls, make sure they look good, you know?
- Tragically, this girl's uh, top stays on.
- Which is very, very unfortunate!
- That's right, work it! Yeah, shake your money maker!
- The woman is actually shaking fat in her legs? That makes it less sexy.
- World's Dumbest Partiers 20
- To show off your boobs
- To cover up your (unconscious) titties
- Is one of the sluttiest
- World's Dumbest Performers 2 Link
- Adult entertainment
- Sexual position
- Doggy style
- Tim Patch is known to the art world as "Prickasso"
- Yeah, this is a sexy painting isn't it?
- Penis painting
- A male only striptease class
- Is this drawn with someone's penis
- World's Dumbest Performers 6 - Link
- Booties?
- I'm trapped ... TRAPPED ... Blast it!
- Reservoir tip
- World's Dumbest Performers 7 - Link
- Girl, go on, break it down!
- Sexually assault
- How was it, sexy?
- I am hungry for boobs!
- Satanic
- Porn flick
- Let's reset out boners back to one.
- World's Dumbest Performers 16 - Link
- Well, I guess someone wasn't an idiot for bringing their scuba gear after all! Huh?
- A career in prostitution
- World's Smartest Inventions 13 - Link
- Condoms in your boobs
TV Funhouse[edit | edit source]
- (unknown)
- Gay sex
Two and a Half Men[edit | edit source]
- Ergo the Booty Call
- The little blue pills with the "V" on them
- I Called Him Magoo
- Please don't make me stay home with a boner!
- It was 'Mame', Mom - Link
- Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?
- Welcome Home Jake - Link
- Kinky Sex
Vanguard[edit | edit source]
- ★ Missionaries of Hate (EAT DA POO POO) - Link
- Sodomy
- Homosexuality
- A man's anus
- Have [a] sex practice
- Fisting
- Poo poo (x2)
- Eat da poo poo (2x)
- It is so painful they have to take drugs
- They enjoy it
- Having sucked the other persons rectum
- DEEEEPAH
Veep[edit | edit source]
B/ill
- Join the circle-jerk, grab a dick
Viva la Bam[edit | edit source]
Bamiature Golf
- FOUR AND A HALF HOURS
WANE 15[edit | edit source]
- Kristin Gayday Interview
- Gay day
The Weird Al Show[edit | edit source]
The Obligatory Holiday Episode
- Slightly less than I'd like bamboo splinters under my fingernails! Link
The Whitest Kids U' Know[edit | edit source]
- ★ Asian Hooker - Link
- Prostitute
- ★ The Boner Song - Link
- Boner (numerous instances)
- ★ Butterbar - Link
- Oh hell no
- Chicken, Not Kitten - Link
- Pussy
- ★ Cumfetti - Link
- No I don't
- My dick
- Why is confetti coming out of my dick?
- Cancer
- I'm about to splooge!
- (masturbation noises)
- (news headline music)
- You got some masturbating to do!
- A handjob from a magician
- Cumfetti
- Dear Black People - Link
- Shut the fuck up! (whitestkids.com version only)
- Kick your fuckin' ass so hard that candy will come out!
- Gallon of PCP - Link
- PCP
- ★ Gandalf - Link
- RAPE HIM!
- I fucking hate you! (x2)
- Why the fuck?
- Everybody, shut the fuck up!
- Asshole!
- That hurts!
- Cut the shit, you old fruit.
- God damn
- What the fuck?
- Eleventy twenty teenth
- ★ Get a New Daddy - Link
- Play with your sack
- ★ Grapist - Link
- Open wide, kids! Cause I'm gonna (g)rape you in the mouth!
- Begging to get (g)raped.
- He (g)rapes people. He (g)rapes people in the mouth.
- I'm going to rape you!
- (G)rapist(x2)
- I love it! He like, (g)rapes the kids!
- To me, it sounds like he's saying, he's going to.... rape them.
- This is obviously a rape scenario!
- Pervy
- Tie you to the radiator and (g)rape ya!
- ★ Great Grandmas - Link
- Kiddy porn! [Kitty porn!]
- ★ Halloweiner - Link
- Shit! (x2)
- Suck my dick!
- You better watch out before I fuck you up your fat fuckin' ass
- Fuckin'
- Pussy
- What the fuck for, you fucking bitch?!
- All you fucking buttfuckers
- ★ Insult Restaurant - Link
- Blow each other
- Pussies
- Pussy
- Wash your filthy pussies
- I'll get a beer
- Faggots
- You guys are faggots
- Shut up
- Shut up and get it yourselves
- ★ Mt. Everest - Link
- Super crazy sexy cool
- Oh Shit! - Link
- What the hell?
- ★ Old Folks Home - Link
- It smells like someone took a dump and rotisseried it
- Take a leak
- Oxycontin?
- Get stoned at the old folks home
- AIDS in his brain
- One of You Is - Link
- Oh hell no!
- Opposite Day
- 420
- ★ Our Label is Run by Homos - Link
- Gay
- Gay dudes
- Homos
- ★ Pimp Pun Disaster - Link
- Whore
- Bitch!
- Pimp
- ★ The Popcorn Factory Sketch - Link
- My wiener
- Testicles
- Genitalia
- Balls
- Have balls
- Pussy Restaurant - Link
- Fuck you
- Big fuckin' pussy
- Pussy Salad - Link
- What the fuck does it matter?
- Reagan - Link
- In the fucking face
- Rip Your Dick Off - Link
- Rip your dick off
- ★ Timmy Poops His Pants - Link
- Did you just spill shit on your pants and throw it in the trash?!? That's fucking disgusting!
- Wash your goddamn hand
- Grab poop out of your butt
- Oh, shit
- I got my poop on my face
- Walt Whitman - Link
- It tasted like salt
- My wiener
- My dick
- I want to stick my dick in boobs
- In my hands
- In my mouth
- ★ We Live in Garbage - Link
- Motherfucker
- Fuck
- Fuck face
- My ejaculate
- Homeless ejaculate
- Condoms
- ★ What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln - Link
- Shiiiiiiit!
- Oh, no
- Oh shit! (x2)
- Suck my (presidential) cock, bitch!
- You fatass piece of shit!
- You tubbalard looking motherfucker!
- You skinnyass looking motherfucker!
- Oh, now you fucked up!
- Now you fucked up (x2)
- You have fucked up now!
- Now you have fucked up
- Bitch
- I gotta piss
- Who said that? Which one of you dead motherfuckers just said that shit?
- You shut the fuck up
- Hey, ho!
- He's hitting me in the butt! He's breaking my butt! Don't break my butt! Don't break my butt!
- Wheel of Money - Link
- Convicted child molester
Whose Line is It Anyway?[edit | edit source]
- Episode 39
- (Deleted Scene)
- I like to grab my penis - Link
- Episode 414
- My ass my ass my ass - Link
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire (USA)[edit | edit source]
- 1/20/2000
- Brian, too late, it's over.
- 4/6/2000 - Link
- Rubber ducky
The Wire[edit | edit source]
- Straight and True
- See this shit?
WLWT News 5[edit | edit source]
★ Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP) - Link
- Fuck her right in the pussy!
Wonder Showzen[edit | edit source]
- ★ Justice (He-Bro) - Link
- Man-milk
- ★ Space (Plastic Surgeons Without Borders) - Link
- THAT'S RACIST!!!
Wochit Entertainment[edit | edit source]
Samuel L. Jackson Threatens to Move to South Africa If Donald Trump Becomes President - Link
- Move to South Africa
WMBF News[edit | edit source]
- 2013 Report on Crime in Myrtle Beach - Link
- I'M THE NIGGA! AHHH!!!
Workaholics[edit | edit source]
Real Time - Link
- Tampons
WWE[edit | edit source]
★ August 12, 2002 Brock Lesnar promo - Link
- Shut up, bitch!
March 12, 2012 promo - Link
- Cleveland steamer
February 11, 2002 - Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's wedding - Link
- A no good lying bitch!
November 11, 1999 - Big Boss Man interrupts the funeral of Big Show's father - Link
- What in the hell is that?
- No you don't you son of a bitch!
- Hell no!
★ De-Generation X Apology Speech - Link
- Damn
- Bitch
- Fuck
- Goddamn
- Jesus Christ
- Faggot
- Dick
- Aw, shit!
- Watch your fucking mouth!
- Fuck me.
- Goddamnit!....fuck.
- Oh
- I was UP. ALL. NIGHT!
★ Iron Sheik Wool Mario - Link
- Fuck your ass
- I'm gonna fuck your mother
- I'm gonna fuck your sister
- Motherfucking piece of shit
- Fuck you
Iron Sheik Insults and Threats - Link
- Fuck your ass
- Whore
- Cocksucking piece of shit
- Son of a bitch
- I fuck her pussy!
Iron Sheik 2007 Shoot Interview - Link
- FAAAAHKIN BULLSHIT!
- Son of a bitch
Ric Flair Promo WCW 7/18/93 - Link
- Go to bed!
(unknown promo probably from 90s) - Link
- That's a bunch of bullshit!
- ★ Randy Orten Watch Out!
- Watch out, watch out, WATCH OUT!
Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell[edit | edit source]
Hammerman
- Who's Up For A Threesome?
- Do I Turn You On?
Gary Bunda: Demon Killer
- Killer
- Child Molester
- You Child Molesting Demon
Circle Jerk MCMCVIII
- Surrounded By Brown Spikes
Three Demons and a Demon Baby
- Penetrated Your Butt
Golden Fiddle Week
- Were Gonna Get Raped
Healy
- Horny Sex Robot
Eddie The Demon
- Ball Busting
- He's Got Spunk
True Love Will Find You
- Lesbian
Snow Job
- Like life on Earth
The Dammed
- Furher
- Shower
Witches
- I'm Not Wearing Panties!!
Lee
- Pornographic
The Poor Horseman Of The Apocalypse
- Because I Wiped My Ass With Them
- Horseman
Torture
- Diarrhea Lagoon
- Donkey Cum Waterfall
The Tree-Hugger Bomber
- Stupid
Cerberus
- Satan's gonna kill meeeeeeee!!
Stan The Man
- Lena Dunham
- Feminazi Lesbian Werewolves
Movies[edit | edit source]
21 Jump Street[edit | edit source]
- Actually give a shit
- Get some bitches up in here
★ 300[edit | edit source]
- THIS! IS! SPARTA! - Link
2001: A Space Odyssey[edit | edit source]
- I am a HAL 9000 computer
A Clockwork Orange[edit | edit source]
- Ultraviolent
A Fish Called Wanda[edit | edit source]
- Sexually repressed - Link
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge[edit | edit source]
- You've got the body
A Troll in Central Park[edit | edit source]
- A very bad troll
The Abyss[edit | edit source]
- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective[edit | edit source]
- Don't kill me!
★ Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls[edit | edit source]
- Your balls are showing. - Link
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane[edit | edit source]
- Sucking my dick
The Adventures of Tintin[edit | edit source]
- Registered
Airplane[edit | edit source]
- And don't call me Shirley
★ Aladdin and the King of Thieves[edit | edit source]
- I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon
- Four
Alice in Wonderland (1951)[edit | edit source]
- I'm Late
- I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
Aliens[edit | edit source]
- We are leaving!
- That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over!
- We're in some real pretty shit now, man!
- Get away from her, you [bitch]!
- Not bad for a
American History X[edit | edit source]
- I don't fucking know
- Don't laugh!
- Close the fucking book
- We're losing
- Fucking
- Archie Miller
- Dave
- Mike
- Come here!
- Fucking
- Difficult
- Monkey
- Opinion of this whole matter
- Rodney King
- Total son of a bitch
- Liberal nonsense
- Here we go again
- Sit your ass down
- Stay out of it
- Shut your fucking mouth
- Two shits
- Kike
- Nigger loving hippie bullshit
- Asshole fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker
- Not welcome
★ American Pie[edit | edit source]
- Mom I'd like to fuck
- MILF
- This one time at band camp
★ Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[edit | edit source]
- Big ol' behind - Link
- Go fuck yourself - Link
- You are a smelly pirate hooker
- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
- Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
- Damn it!
- Barbecue sauce
- I wanna be on you
- The toilet store?
- I'm not even mad, that's amazing
- You look like a blueberry
- Woman with a small brain
- What did you say?
- Metal
Anger Managment[edit | edit source]
- Move your ass dipshit! - Link
And Now for Something Completely Different[edit | edit source]
- (Laughing)
Angel and the Badman (1947)[edit | edit source]
- That did it!
The Animal[edit | edit source]
- I'm from the free press. What's up my butt?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters[edit | edit source]
- Up your butt!
- I will bite your torso and give you a disease
- I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS AND TONGUE WITH A...
- Brick wall
- Welcome home boy! Bwahahha!
- Where you get that lollipop?
- We have still your fucking money!
The Aristocats[edit | edit source]
- Everybody Wants to Be a Cat
- Everybody wants to be a (cat) - Link
- Everybody Wants to Be a Cat
The Aristocats II (cancelled sequel to the above movie)[edit | edit source]
- Amazing - Link
- One
- Shit (On a ship)
- Shit (Tight ship and all that) - Link
- What
- Whore (You get the horn)
The Aristocrats[edit | edit source]
- The aristocrats - Link
- A sexy nine-year-old
- The butt fucking Fauntleroys’ and the shit-eating grannies
- Thunderous fart
Army of Darkness[edit | edit source]
★ Austin Powers in Goldmember[edit | edit source]
- How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? - Link
- Melons
- Boobs
- Nuts
- Way to go a-hole
- Pile of monkey nuts
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery[edit | edit source]
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- One million
- One hundred billion
- Knock knock
- Well, don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein
- Frickin' idiots
- I didn't spend six years in [evil] medical school
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me[edit | edit source]
- Dick
- Penis
- Tallywhacker
- Schlong
- Wiener (x2)
- Nuts
- One-eyed monster
- Why won’t you die?
- Heather Graham
- Crap
- Come here, I'm gonna eat ya!
- Get in my belly!
- Sexy man!
- www.Shh.com.org
- Chunks of corn
- I have a gun
- Mini-me
- Shaft
Avengers: Age of Ultron[edit | edit source]
- Fine. I'll do it myself.
The Aviator[edit | edit source]
- Come in with the milk, coem in with the milk, come in with the milk
★ Back to the Future[edit | edit source]
- NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bastard!!!
- So why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here?
- Holy shit!
- Serious shit
Back to the Future: Part II[edit | edit source]
- What's the matter? Are ya chicken?!
- Our asses
Bad Boys[edit | edit source]
- Freeze bitch!
- You freeze, BITCH!
- Oh, shit! I'm fucked.
Bad Santa[edit | edit source]
- Fuck stick
Barnyard[edit | edit source]
- Killin'
Batman and Robin[edit | edit source]
- You psycho!
Beauty and the Beast (1991)[edit | edit source]
- Gaston
- Every last inch of me's covered with hair!
★ Beavis and Butthead Do America[edit | edit source]
- This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before
- Whackin' off in my tool shed
- Sluts
- In the hell
Bedknobs and Broomsticks[edit | edit source]
- Don't just stand there
Bee Movie[edit | edit source]
- Drag queen
- Ya like jazz?
The Benchwarmers[edit | edit source]
- Later, fartface!
- Albino
Beverly Hills Cop[edit | edit source]
- Strip club
- A striptease
Big Daddy[edit | edit source]
- They're gay, that's what gay guys do.
- Horseshit
- Alright!
Big Hero Six =[edit | edit source]
- We need to get out of here
The Big Lebowski[edit | edit source]
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- The dude
- I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
- Fuck a stranger in the ass
- Where's the money
- It's down there somewhere, let me take another look
The Big Snit[edit | edit source]
- (Scream and crash)
Billy Madison[edit | edit source]
- Okay, a simple (wrong) would have done just fine, but uh
- (Laughing)
- O'DOYLE RULES
- (Loud gibberish)
- You blew it!!
Black Christmas (1974)[edit | edit source]
- You fucking creep!
Black Swan[edit | edit source]
- Shut your mouth!
Blade Runner 2049[edit | edit source]
- GOD DAMN IT!!!!
Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows[edit | edit source]
- THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! - Link
Blazing Saddles[edit | edit source]
- Kansas City faggots
- (farts)
- Raped
- Hey, where the white women at?
- What the hell is that shit?
- Ain't no way that
- And no for my next impression, Jesse Owens
- Whip this out
The Boondock Saints[edit | edit source]
- Let's fucking go!
★ Borat[edit | edit source]
- Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan
- Sexy time
- Kazakhstan
- The town rapist
★ Born on the Fourth of July[edit | edit source]
- Penis (x3)
- BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MOM! - Link
The Breakfast Club[edit | edit source]
Bridesmaids[edit | edit source]
- Go and fuck yourself - Link
Bronson[edit | edit source]
- Shut your fucking mouth!
- SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT!
- Shut it!
Bruce Almighty[edit | edit source]
- (Babbling)
- (Giggling)
The Burning (1981)[edit | edit source]
- Again (trailer) - Link
Bushwhacked[edit | edit source]
- Everybody start your engines! Awooga!!!
Bye Bye Birdie[edit | edit source]
- Put on a happy face
Caddyshack[edit | edit source]
- I feel like a hundred dollars
- Hey, you two should get a room!
- Smoking grass
- Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! (cheering) - Link
Caddyshack 2[edit | edit source]
- Fucking
Cape Fear (1991)[edit | edit source]
- 14 [years] ago
Captain Fantastic[edit | edit source]
- Just a penis
Care Bears II: A New Generation[edit | edit source]
- We can't
Carrie (1976)[edit | edit source]
- Eat shit
Cars[edit | edit source]
- Boy, you are in a heap of trouble!
Casino[edit | edit source]
- Up your fucking ass
- You dumb motherfucker
- Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you! - Link
- You only exist out here because of me!
★ Casper Link[edit | edit source]
- Not so fast, little man! The bitch is back!
★ The Cat in the Hat[edit | edit source]
- Dirty hoe
Central Intelligence[edit | edit source]
- PornHub
Citizen Kane[edit | edit source]
- Rosebud...
City Slickers[edit | edit source]
- You stupid bitch
Child's Play 2[edit | edit source]
- Crazy bitch!
- I've spent too much time in this [body!] I'm fucking trapped in here!!
Children of the Corn[edit | edit source]
- Hope not
A Christmas Carol (2009)[edit | edit source]
- Uncle
A Christmas Story[edit | edit source]
- You'll shoot your eye out kid!
C.H.U.D.[edit | edit source]
- Cannibalistic
City Slickers[edit | edit source]
- You stupid bitch
- He's gonna kill me
Clerks[edit | edit source]
- Jizz-mopper
- Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame
Deleted Funeral Scene
- Butt-fucking?
Clerks 2[edit | edit source]
- Sexy stud
- With a mouthful of donkey spunk
- Interspecies erotica
Click[edit | edit source]
- That blue piece of shit
Cobb[edit | edit source]
- [Mother]fucker
Coming to America[edit | edit source]
- You dumb fuck! - Link
- You must be outta your goddamn mind!
- Fuck you!
Commando[edit | edit source]
- Buuuullshit! - Link
Conan the Barbarian (1982)[edit | edit source]
- Sluts
Congo[edit | edit source]
- God damnit!
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie[edit | edit source]
- My ass
Dallas Buyers Club[edit | edit source]
- Are you fuckin' high again?
Day of the Dead (1985)[edit | edit source]
- (They're) fucking dead!
Deadfall[edit | edit source]
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- Fucking
- Jack shit
- HI-FUCKING-YA!
Deadpool[edit | edit source]
- Who fuckin' cares? - Link
Deadpool 2[edit | edit source]
- You dumb cunt
Dead Alive/Braindead[edit | edit source]
- I Kick Ass from the Lord!
- Party’s over!
- Pissing
- Where ya going?
- Your mother ate my dog!
- Oh geez, no!
Death Becomes Her[edit | edit source]
- Your
The Decline of Western Civilization[edit | edit source]
- Next time, don't bite so hard when I cum, okay?
Deep Cover[edit | edit source]
- Niggas and spics
Demon Knight[edit | edit source]
- What the hell are you doing?!
The Departed[edit | edit source]
- Are you fucking kidding me?!
- Fuck this
- Are you fuckin' retarded or something?
Despicable Me[edit | edit source]
- Oh yeah! - Link
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo[edit | edit source]
- Those motherfuckers! - Link
The Devil's Rejects[edit | edit source]
- Don't we make ya laugh? Aren’t we fucking funny?!
Die Hard[edit | edit source]
- Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
- Buttfucked on national TV
- Want blood
Dino Time[edit | edit source]
- There's an open window right next to me. I can't... I won't...
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels[edit | edit source]
- Oh, Lord, this is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead[edit | edit source]
- Eat shit!
Dolemite[edit | edit source]
- You no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed motherfucker!
★ Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood[edit | edit source]
- Please man, I'll suck your dick! -Link
- Key
Down and Dirty Duck[edit | edit source]
- Bite the weenie
Downfall[edit | edit source]
- Nein
- Heil Hitler!
- Stalin!
The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie![edit | edit source]
- Fucking - Link
Driller Killer (Thriller porno parody)[edit | edit source]
- Suck my wanger
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb[edit | edit source]
- Prophylatics
- Gentlemen, you can't [fight] in here, this is the [War] Room!
★ Dumb and Dumber[edit | edit source]
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd[edit | edit source]
- Oh my god! my house is full of shit!
- There's shit everywhere!
Dumb and Dumber Too[edit | edit source]
- What the fuck?
Dune (1984)[edit | edit source]
- He who controls the (spice) controls the universe!
★ Eight Crazy Nights[edit | edit source]
- Technical Foul - Link
- This is such bullshit
- Spit
- If I decide to wash my ass with your (Monogram towel)
Elf[edit | edit source]
- Singing!
- Gay people (Okay people)
The Emperor's New Groove[edit | edit source]
- Snuff Out the Light (deleted song from Kingdom of the Sun - the original version of the movie) - Link
- Snuff
Employee of the Month[edit | edit source]
- 81 Honda. How dare you!
Entourage[edit | edit source]
- Rhonda Rhousey
★ E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial[edit | edit source]
- Penis breath - Link
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn[edit | edit source]
- (hysterical laughing) - Link
The Exorcist[edit | edit source]
- Grass
- (Your mother) sucks cocks in hell
- Let Jesus fuck you! Let Jesus fuck you!
- Cunting
- Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
- Keep away, the sow is mine
- Fuck him!
Falling Down[edit | edit source]
- What is THIS doing in there? FAGGOT SHIT.
- NOOOOOOOO! (smash)
★ Farce of the Penguins[edit | edit source]
- Penis
- Fuck you!
- FUUUCK YOOOU!
- I'm freezing my nuts off!
- My nuts! (x2)
- No, fuck you you old nutless motherfuck!
- You don't have nuts!
- On his ass!
- Your nuts!
- Nuts
- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
- You son of a bitch
- (Grunt of pain)
Fear of a Black Hat[edit | edit source]
- Yo bitch - Link
The Fifth Element[edit | edit source]
- I'm screwed
Finding Nemo[edit | edit source]
- Just keep swimming!
- (*Bubbles*) ... Nice.
- The ring… OF FIRE!!!
The Fly (1958)[edit | edit source]
- Help me!
Forrest Gump[edit | edit source]
- Vietnam
Four Hoursemen[edit | edit source]
- Tirckle-down economics
Frankenstein (1931)[edit | edit source]
- It's alive!
- In the name of God, now I know what it feels like to be God!
Freaks[edit | edit source]
- One of us! One of us! Ooble gooble! Ooble gooble!
★ Freddy Got Fingered[edit | edit source]
Deleted scenes
- Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy!
- (screaming)
- Ding dong!
- You can't hurt me! Not with my cheese helmet!
★ Friday[edit | edit source]
- I was just bullshitting - Link
- What kinda shit is that? - Link
- DAMMMMNNNN! - Link
- You got knocked the fuck out man! - Link
- Sit yo ass DOWN. - Link
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter[edit | edit source]
- Screw you - Link
Fright Night (1985)[edit | edit source]
- Come in!
- Stop
Fritz the Cat[edit | edit source]
- Shiiiiiiit
- Open up in there
From Dusk Till' Dawn[edit | edit source]
- Velvet
- Dog pussy
Frozen[edit | edit source]
For the First Time in Forever
- Balls
★ Full Metal Jacket[edit | edit source]
- There is no racial bigotry here. We do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers, because here, you are all equally worthless. Do you understand?
- Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
- I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
- Were you about to call me an asshole!? - Link
- Holy Jesus… What is that? What the fuck is that?!? - Link
- Who the fuck said that?
- What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? - Link
- I'm gonna rip your balls off! - Link
- [Private Pyle], whatever you do don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!
- Twinkle toed cocksucker - Link
- Reach around
- Do you suck dicks - Link
- Well, no shit
- Bullshit, you didn't convince me
- Me so horny
- You little scumbag! I got your name, I’ve got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers!
Gangs of New York[edit | edit source]
- You mother-whoring Irish nigger!
★ Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary[edit | edit source]
NiggaNiggaNigga - Link
- Nigga (numerous times)
- I'm one hundred percent nigga!
- I'm TWO hundred percent nigga!
- Beer
- Malt liquor
- Why do you eat so much chicken?
- Hoes
- Bitches
- 'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga!
- Our dicks is bigga
- N... I-G-G-A!
- My dog
- Them hoes IS bitches
- Police
- Fuck that
- Niggas
- Yeah!
- Sup nigga?
Gayniggers From Outer Space[edit | edit source]
- Gay niggers
- The Planet Anus
Gay Purr-ee - Link[edit | edit source]
- Huh?
- Dead
- Gay
- Okay…okay
- Uh?
- (laughing)
Get Him to the Greek[edit | edit source]
Fuck Your Shit Up - Link
- Gonna fuck your shit (x2)
- Gonna fuck your shit up
- Gonna knock your bitch
- Gonna bang your bitch
- Gonna knock your bitch up
Ghostbusters (1984)[edit | edit source]
- Okay, who brought the dog?
- Dick
Gladiator[edit | edit source]
- Are you not entertained?
Glengarry Glen Ross[edit | edit source]
- 6000 dollars (X2)
The Glimmer Man[edit | edit source]
- Your ugly white ass
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974][edit | edit source]
- [Mechagodzilla screech]
- [Mechagodzilla laser beam]
- [Mechagodzilla stomp sounds]
Goldfinger[edit | edit source]
- Pussy galore
Gone With the Wind[edit | edit source]
- Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Link
Good Burger[edit | edit source]
- I see you - Link
Goodfellas[edit | edit source]
- The fuck is the matter with you? - Link
- Now o home and get your fuckin' shine box - Link
- Motherfuckin' mutt! You- you fuckin' piece of shit!
Goon[edit | edit source]
- Just ejaculated
The Graduate[edit | edit source]
- (scream)
- Seduce
Grandma's Boy[edit | edit source]
- Hooker
- I can't believe you came on my mom!
The Great White Hype[edit | edit source]
- Damn, daaaaaammmnnn! - Link
The Green Mile[edit | edit source]
- What in the blue fuck was that?!
- Pissed on me
Gremlins 2: The New Batch[edit | edit source]
- (Laughing; VHS version) - Link
Grindhouse[edit | edit source]
- The grindhouse (trailer) - Link
- Death Proof
- Move motherfucker, move!
Grown Ups[edit | edit source]
- Wasted every single day of my life - Link
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)[edit | edit source]
- Oh, what the hell - Link
Half Baked[edit | edit source]
- This is some bullshit
- Fuck you, I'm out - Link
★ Halloween III: Season of the Witch[edit | edit source]
- Please, hang up.
Hamlet 2[edit | edit source]
- Link
- A herpes outbreak
The Hangover[edit | edit source]
- Gay boy
- What the fuck is going on?!
The Hangover Part 2[edit | edit source]
- Did you die?
Happy Gilmore[edit | edit source]
- The price is wrong, bitch. - Link
- Suck my white ass
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle[edit | edit source]
- Animal semen
- I’m gonna kill you!
Harlan Ellison: Dreams with Sharp Teeth[edit | edit source]
- Fuck no!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets[edit | edit source]
- Moaning
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2[edit | edit source]
- Did - Link
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban[edit | edit source]
- 394 - Link
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone[edit | edit source]
- Very curious - Link
The Hateful Eight[edit | edit source]
- What?
- Death march
- My big black Johnson
Hell and Back[edit | edit source]
- You're goddamn right
- Fuck me
Hercules (1997)[edit | edit source]
- Were
- Those
- We are worms! Worthless worms!
Home Alone[edit | edit source]
- (Marv screaming in pain)
- (Marv shrieking in terror) - Link
- I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly-yeller no good keister [off my property], before I pump your guts full of lead!
Hot Fuzz[edit | edit source]
- Yeah, motherfucker - Link
- Kill herself
Hot Tub Time Machine[edit | edit source]
- Raping
- Fuck your
Hotel Transylvania[edit | edit source]
- Do you even know what fun is? / I invented fun! - Link
The House[edit | edit source]
- Underground casino - Link
House of 1000 Corpses[edit | edit source]
- Blood
- Murder ride
House Party[edit | edit source]
Jail Rap - Link
- Suck my dick!
- I'll kick your fuckin' ass!
How the Grinch Stole Christmas[edit | edit source]
- A wonderful, awful idea
- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (album version)
- You nauseate me, Mr. (Grinch)
How High =[edit | edit source]
- I love bitches!
Hurlyburly[edit | edit source]
- She hates
Idiocracy[edit | edit source]
- There's that fag talk we talked about
- Dildozer
In Cold Blood[edit | edit source]
- Bullshit
The Incredibles[edit | edit source]
- Not happy
- Coincidence? I think NOT!!!
- This little rat is guilty!
- Freeze!
- I'm thirsty.
- I'm just getting a drink.
- Too far
- Oh, my back!
- It's bigger!
Inglorious Basterds[edit | edit source]
- Nazis
Inside Out[edit | edit source]
- Come (cum)
The Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell[edit | edit source]
- The invasion of the samurai sluts from Hell
Iron Man 3[edit | edit source]
- Are you going completely mental?
It (1990)[edit | edit source]
- What's your sex life?
- (scare chord) - Link
- All sorts of
It: Chapter Two[edit | edit source]
- You're a sloppy bitch!
It's a Wonderful Life[edit | edit source]
- (laughing) My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding!
- Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to [jail]
- Silly stupid old fool
Jack-Jack Attack - Link[edit | edit source]
- BS (Or “SB”)
Jaws[edit | edit source]
- Thank Christ
★ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back[edit | edit source]
- Fuckin'
- You gotta take a shit
- You dumb fuck!
- Fuck, fuck, fuck
★ Jennifer's Body[edit | edit source]
- Ya hear me, you bastard!? I'll cut off yer nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lyin' door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls! - Link
Jesus Christ Superstar[edit | edit source]
- Christ and Pilate
- Crucified
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius[edit | edit source]
- Well, what do you know?
Joker (2019)[edit | edit source]
- What do you get
- You get what you fucking deserve!
Judge Dredd[edit | edit source]
- YOU BETRAY THE LAW!!!
The Jungle Book (1967)[edit | edit source]
- I Wanna Be Like You - Link
- King
Jurassic Park (1993)[edit | edit source]
- [Life] finds a way
- Nobody cares
- Big pile of shit
- No wonder
Kazaam[edit | edit source]
- Get off of me, you pervert!
Keanu[edit | edit source]
- HNIC
★ The Kentucky Fried Movie[edit | edit source]
- Danger Seekers- Link
- Niggers!
- Feel-A-Round - Link
- Deep Throat
- A Fistful of Yen
- Take him to Detroit
- No! No, not Detroit! Anything but that!
Killer Bean Forever[edit | edit source]
- In a language you can understand
★ Kindergarten Cop[edit | edit source]
Knocked Up[edit | edit source]
- Fuckin' hilarious
Kung Fu Panda 2[edit | edit source]
- Stinky tofu
La Bamba[edit | edit source]
- Crock of shit! - Link
The Ladies Man[edit | edit source]
- It is the fault of the wang
Land of the Lost[edit | edit source]
- Little monkey bastards
Last Action Hero[edit | edit source]
- Who the hell are you?
The LEGO Batman Movie[edit | edit source]
- Dick
Lenoard Cohen: I'm Your Man[edit | edit source]
★ The Future (Teddy Thompson's Leonard Cohen cover) - Link Link 2
- Anal sex
Liar Liar[edit | edit source]
- Oh come on! - Link
- IT WAS
Little Shop of Horrors[edit | edit source]
- Feed Me
- Slit my wrists
- Mean Green Mother from Outer Space
- Shit
- Balls
The Lion King (1994)[edit | edit source]
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- (Ed the hyena's laughter)
- Hakuna Matata
- No worries
The Lonely Lady[edit | edit source]
- Looks like a penis
The Lorax[edit | edit source]
- How Bad Can I Be
- Saying
- Smogulous smoke
- Let It Grow - Link
- YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring[edit | edit source]
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Link
- Precious?
- [Cave troll noises]
- Orcs
- Cave troll
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King[edit | edit source]
- [For] Frodo
- He's not dead!
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers[edit | edit source]
- Nobody likes you
- Leave now! And never.. come back! - Link
Love Actually[edit | edit source]
- The planes hit the Twin Towers
MacGruber[edit | edit source]
- Fuck you, dude!
- (sex noises)
Madagascar[edit | edit source]
- Well this sucks
Major Payne[edit | edit source]
- AK-47
Mars Attacks![edit | edit source]
- Shithead
Mascots[edit | edit source]
- Yiff
The Mask (1994)[edit | edit source]
- It was the one-armed man!
Mean Girls[edit | edit source]
- In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. - Link
Megamind[edit | edit source]
- Wait, what?
Menace II Society[edit | edit source]
- Get your ass in a seat, man
Mezzo Forte[edit | edit source]
- Fuck you up the ass
Mickey's Christmas Carol[edit | edit source]
- Where did
Midnight Strike Force[edit | edit source]
- Exit only!
- There's no way my HMO's gonna cover this!
The Mighty Ducks[edit | edit source]
- Blue balls
Misery[edit | edit source]
- And you murdered her!
Mississipi Burning[edit | edit source]
- Nigger lovin' Jew boy - Link
Miss March[edit | edit source]
- White Bitch - Link
- Imma fuck a white bitch
- Do you know whose dick you just stepped on?!
Monsters Inc.[edit | edit source]
- Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...
- Put that thing where it came from
- (screaming) - Link
Monty Python and the Holy Grail[edit | edit source]
- I don't know that!
- Song
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life[edit | edit source]
- Penis
Movie 43[edit | edit source]
- Victory's Glory - Link
- How long is your dick?
- I don't know coach. Like a foot, foot and a half
- Foot and a half? Their arm ain't even that long!
- A big pair of black fucking nuts, hanging on your forehead
Mr. Deeds (2002)[edit | edit source]
- Pornographic
Mulan (1998)[edit | edit source]
- I LIVE!!!
- I'll Make a Man Out of You - Link
- I'll make a [man] out of
The Muppet Movie[edit | edit source]
- Growing
Muppets Most Wanted[edit | edit source]
- Gulag?
- With that
★ Nacho Libre[edit | edit source]
- Diarrhea - Link
Natural Born Killers[edit | edit source]
- Fuck you!
Neighbors[edit | edit source]
Delta Psi's Epic Party Moments - Link
- Motherfuckin'
So Long Neighbor. - Link
- Well play motherfuckers.
New Jack City[edit | edit source]
- Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change
The New York Hardcore Chronicles[edit | edit source]
- 10 Questions w/ Ron Rancid (The Nilhilistics) - Link
- You guys are so fucking hardcore
- Bullshit
- Take that to the fucking bank
The Nightmare Before Christmas[edit | edit source]
- What's this?
Not Another Teen Movie[edit | edit source]
- Prom Tonight
- Get pussy no matter what / Even if its with a dirty slut
Ocean's Eleven (2001)[edit | edit source]
- Suicidal?
An Officer and a Gentleman[edit | edit source]
- Don't... you... do it!
The Omen (1876)[edit | edit source]
- 666
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest[edit | edit source]
- No, I'm not
Orgazmo[edit | edit source]
- Use my Orgazmorator
Out of the Furnace =[edit | edit source]
- (scream)
★ The Paper[edit | edit source]
- Link
- Well guess fucking what?
- Go... fuck yourself!
Parenthood[edit | edit source]
- Diarrhea
PCU[edit | edit source]
- Get us laid!
Pineapple Express[edit | edit source]
- The devil's dick
Pink Flamingos[edit | edit source]
- The filthiest person alive
Pink Floyd - The Wall[edit | edit source]
- Run Like Hell
- You better run
Planet of the Apes[edit | edit source]
- Ah, Damn you! God damn you all to hell. - Link
- You damn, dirty (insert)
Point Break (1991)[edit | edit source]
- I blow her
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead[edit | edit source]
- Fucking inbred trailer trash
Predator[edit | edit source]
Pretty Liars 1[edit | edit source]
- (incoherent screaming) - Link
The Princess Bride[edit | edit source]
- Prepare to die!
Problem Child[edit | edit source]
- Dickhead - Link
The Producers (1968)[edit | edit source]
- Wet!
★ Pulp Fiction[edit | edit source]
Punch Drunk Love[edit | edit source]
- Go fuck yourself - Link
★ Ratatouille[edit | edit source]
- Welcome to hell - Link
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa[edit | edit source]
- Shut that door!
Red Dragon[edit | edit source]
- Victims - Link
★ The Ref[edit | edit source]
- Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? - Link
Revenge of the Nerds[edit | edit source]
- Move it
Rise of the Planet of the Apes[edit | edit source]
- NO!!!
The Road to El Dorado[edit | edit source]
- (Tulio and Miguel's girlish screaming) - Link
Robocop (1987)[edit | edit source]
- You have 20 seconds
Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling[edit | edit source]
- Poisoning - Link
The Room[edit | edit source]
- Fucking
- Don't touch me, motherfucker. Get out!
- You’re not my fucking mother!
- How could you do this to me?
- Anyway how's your sex life?
- (groan)
- Just a little chicken
The Royal Tenenbaums[edit | edit source]
- Well you can't have it, I'm sorry for you, but it's too late
The Running Man[edit | edit source]
- I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV.
Santa Claus: The Movie[edit | edit source]
- FOR FREE?!?
Saving Private Ryan[edit | edit source]
- You are a coward, son of a bitch! - Link
Sausage Party[edit | edit source]
Red band trailer #1 - Link
- Jesus fuck!
- For the love of shit!
Red band trailer #2 - Link
- You fuckin' whore!
Scarface[edit | edit source]
- Fuck me
- Fuck with me
Scary Movie[edit | edit source]
- Run bitch! Ruuuun! - Link
- Slash and gash
- I'm the Killer - Link
- I'll hang you from a tree
- Slash and gash
- Cut another hole in your ass
Scary Movie 2[edit | edit source]
- (scream)
- I'm getting high as a motherfucker!
- My pussy's gone crazy!
Scary Movie 4[edit | edit source]
- Pee-pee
- Vagina
Scream[edit | edit source]
- You listen, you little bitch!
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World[edit | edit source]
- Haaaaard
Se7en[edit | edit source]
- NO! NO!!
- Lust
See No Evil, Hear No Evil[edit | edit source]
- Fucking deaf
The Shining (1980)[edit | edit source]
- Come play with us - Link
- Out of your fucking mind? - Link
- (evil laughter)
- I'm gonna bash [em] right the fuck in! - Link
- Here's Johnny! - Link
★ Shoot Em Up[edit | edit source]
- AAH! My ass! - Link
Shrek[edit | edit source]
- You dense, irrating, miniature beast of burden
- Oh, for the love of Pete!
- Stubborn jackass!
- DVD Menu - Link
- WHAT are you doing in my swamp?
Shrek 2[edit | edit source]
- And well, now, we're sexy! - Link
- Uno, dos, cuatro!
- No!
Shrek the Third[edit | edit source]
- Well someone better be dying! - Link
Silence of the Lmbs[edit | edit source]
- Sheep and horses
- Buffalo Bill
- Jesus Christ!
Silent Night (2012)[edit | edit source]
- INTERNET POR-NO-GRA-PHY
Silver Streak[edit | edit source]
- You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard! - Link
★ The Simpsons Movie[edit | edit source]
- PENIS! - Link
- Generations of inbreeding
- I like men now!
- Bountiful penis
- I can't. I-I simply can't.
- I'm at my wit's end!
- French Canadian dub
- Penis
- German dub
- Penis
- Spanish dub
- Pepino
Sixteen Candles[edit | edit source]
- Birth control pill
Slap Shot[edit | edit source]
- Cocksucking faggot
Sleepaway Camp[edit | edit source]
- Eat shit and die
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland[edit | edit source]
- Suck my dick, spic! - Link
Sleepwalkers[edit | edit source]
- What the fuck? - Link
Sling Blade[edit | edit source]
- Get the fuck out!
★ Snakes on a Plane[edit | edit source]
- I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! - Link
- This shit is
Snatch[edit | edit source]
- Shut up and sit down, you big fat bald fuck! - Link
Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days[edit | edit source]
- Liberal assholes
Solomon and Sheba[edit | edit source]
- An orgy
Soul Men[edit | edit source]
- Fuck them kids
★ South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut[edit | edit source]
- Dammit! - Link 1 Link Link
- Oh, you shit-faced cockmaster!
- Hooray!
- What the heck is a rimjob?
- Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone?
- You fucking Jew
- Fuck
- The Iranian gynecologist
- You fucking fatass
- How would you like to suck my balls? (x2, second being through megaphone)
- ...Holy shit, dude.
- What's the big fucking deal, bitch?
- Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker
- Lick your ass
- Fuck you guys
- Fuck my ass and call me a bitch
- Horse fucker
- Big floppy donkey dick
- Let's fuck!
- Oh yeah!
- Hussein
- Why the fuck not?
- I don't listen to hip-hop
- NO
- Oh dear god
- Clitoris
- German Sick Fetish Porn
- Clitoris
- Bullshitter
- (Stan vomiting)
- Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!?
- Hell Isn't Good
- Little boy, you're going to Hell!
- Uncle Fucka
- (numerous farts)
- What’s going on here!?
★ Spaceballs[edit | edit source]
Spider-Man (2002)[edit | edit source]
- Impressive! - Link
Spider-Man 2[edit | edit source]
- (J. Jonah Jameson laughing)
- You serious?
★ The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie[edit | edit source]
- YEEEES! YEAAH!
- WOOOOOO!
- People of Bikini Bottom!
- Damning
- Where am I, in Crazytown? - Link
- Don't worry, this will only hurt a lot!
- Say that again if you dare!
- That’s the end of SpongeBob!
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water[edit | edit source]
Squeeze Me - Link
- Squeeze me
Stand by Me[edit | edit source]
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan[edit | edit source]
- [You keep] miss[ing] the target - Link
- Marooned for all eternity
Star Trek: First Contact[edit | edit source]
- NO! - Link
Star Wars[edit | edit source]
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones[edit | edit source]
- (Jango Fett's blaster) - Link
- I killed them
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith[edit | edit source]
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope[edit | edit source]
- I got a bad feeling about this
- You'll be dead! - Link
- Let me see your identification
- Over my dead body
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back[edit | edit source]
- That's impossible - Link
- I am your father
- [AT-AT laser blast sounds]
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi[edit | edit source]
- [jetpack thrusters] - Link
- [Emperor Palpatine's Force lightning]
Step Brothers[edit | edit source]
- Fuck you [Dale]! Fuck you! - Link
- Holy Santa Claus shit. - [9]
- You fucking crazy man. YOU. SOUND. INSANE, do you realize that? You should be medicated. - Link
- THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON! ON PLANET BULLSHIT! In the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS! - Link
- I'm gonna roll into a little ball and shove you up my vagina
The Sting[edit | edit source]
- Goddamn nigger lover! - Link
Straight Outta Compton[edit | edit source]
- Jesus Christ, man!
- You think I give a fuck about these fucking records?
- Jew-bashing bullshit?
- Ignorant fuck
- I don't understand why the fuck you're not more angry about this!
- What the fuck we can play
- What the fuck we can say
- Fuck your Daddy! Fuck your Grandma!
Strawinsky and the Mysterious House[edit | edit source]
- Simply delicious
Street Fighter: The Movie[edit | edit source]
- OF COURSE!
- It was Tuesday
Superbad[edit | edit source]
- Fuck my life - Link
- Spermicidal lube
★ Superman Returns[edit | edit source]
- NO! Not that.- Link
- WRONG!
The Super Mario Bros. Movie[edit | edit source]
- Peaches
- End of the line
Taken[edit | edit source]
- A particular set of skills - Link
Tangled[edit | edit source]
- Dream
★ Team America: World Police[edit | edit source]
- All covered in shit
- Fuck
- Surprise, cockfags!
- Buttfucking
- All over everything
- Fuck this
- Fuck an asshole
- Pussies
- America, Fuck Yeah!
- America
- Fuck yeah!
- Everyone Has AIDS - Link
- Everyone has AIDS!
- And everyone is dead from AIDS...
- AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
- Everyone has AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS - AIDS!
★ Ted[edit | edit source]
- Link
- Jesus H fuck!
- The Thunder Song - Link
- You can suck my dick!
- Thunder buddy
Ted 2[edit | edit source]
- What the fuck did you just call me?!- Link
- Shut the fuck up!
- You shut the fuck up!
- There's so much PORN!
- Clockwise rimjob
- Counter-clockwise rimjob
- "Chicks with Dicks"?!
- WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)[edit | edit source]
- Come back here! I'm not finished with you!
- DAMN!!!
The Terminator[edit | edit source]
- Fuck you, asshole
- I'll be back
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2[edit | edit source]
- What the shit?!
- Lick (my plate, you) dog dick!
- Cracker
There's Something About Mary[edit | edit source]
- Step into my office cause you're fucking fired
They live[edit | edit source]
- I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
The Thing (1982)[edit | edit source]
- You gotta be fucking kidding
- Fuck you too!
Thor Ragnarok[edit | edit source]
- Orgies
This is the End Link[edit | edit source]
- I'm gonna tittyfuck you
- DON'T TITTYFUCK ME!
- Sick reference
Time Bandits[edit | edit source]
- And gargle
Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation[edit | edit source]
- Now deaf
Titanic[edit | edit source]
- 84 years
Tommy Boy[edit | edit source]
- Holy schnikes.
- (Your sail is) limp, like your dick!
- Cause I’ll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!
- I CAN’T STOP!
- What did you do?!
- Pukin'
- Holy sh-
Top Five[edit | edit source]
- 50,000
- Dead white people
Total Recall (1990)[edit | edit source]
- Guy's a fucking asshole
- Get your ass
- No shit
Tourist Trap[edit | edit source]
- Tourist trap (trailer) - Link
★ Toy Story[edit | edit source]
- Hehehehe oh yeah! (used as hell yeah)
- BAH! (Laughing) - Link
- YOU… ARE… A… TOY!!!!
- Plaything
- (sarcastic laughter)
- Infinity and beyond
- Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
- Bed sheets
- Oh yeah, tough guy?!? - Link
- Not today!
- WHAT?!? What are you talking about?!? - Link
- Oh yeah, well good riddance, ya looney!
- Enter
- I Will Go Sailing No More
- Like a bird in the sky, if I believe I could fly, why’d I flyyyyyyyy!
- You’ve Got a Friend in Me
- Got
- You
- Black Friday Reel
- Damn
Toy Story 2[edit | edit source]
- Blooper reel
- A little help here, please?
Toy Story 3[edit | edit source]
- To avoid
Trading Places[edit | edit source]
- Get the fuck out!!
Transformers: The Movie[edit | edit source]
- Pounding
Transformers: Dark of the Moon[edit | edit source]
- Witness Protection Program
Tremors (1990)[edit | edit source]
- Fresh meat! - Link
Tremors 6: A Cold Day in Hell[edit | edit source]
- Guinness Book of Balls! - Link
Troll 2[edit | edit source]
- OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! - Link
Troop Beverly Hills[edit | edit source]
- Little bitches
★ Tropic Thunder[edit | edit source]
- I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Link
- FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
- Motherfucker!
- I will massacre you!
- Big ass titties!
- Deep shit
- Alpo Chino - I Love Tha Pussy
- I love the pussy, hell yeah
Tully[edit | edit source]
- Golden shower
Turbo[edit | edit source]
- Your sister?
★ UHF[edit | edit source]
- (scream) - Link
- Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFO's and forced into weight-loss programs
- UHF (song)
- Till your (brain) turns into cottage cheese
- Ever seen
- Change the channel
Unforgiven[edit | edit source]
- I'll see you in hell
Victor/Victoria[edit | edit source]
- Bitches
Waiting[edit | edit source]
- Shut the fuck up! - Link
- Fucking psycho-babble bullshit asshole!
Wanted (2008)[edit | edit source]
- This motherfucker!
The Way of the Gun[edit | edit source]
- You gaylord fucking bitch
- Your gay uncle
- Man dance? - Link
- I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid.
Wayne's World[edit | edit source]
- Ribbed for her pleasure - Link
The Wedding Singer[edit | edit source]
Welcome to the Dollhouse[edit | edit source]
- Fuck this shit
West Side Story (1961)[edit | edit source]
- Cool - Link
- Play it cool boy (2x)
The Wesley Willis Experience: A Documentary[edit | edit source]
- Get The Fuck Away From Me - Link
- Get the fuck away from me
When Harry Met Sally[edit | edit source]
Whiplash[edit | edit source]
- That shit?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit[edit | edit source]
- This means war - Link
- Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories - Link
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory[edit | edit source]
- Stole
- You lose! Good day sir!
The Wolf of Wall Street[edit | edit source]
- Prostitution
The Wolfman (2010)[edit | edit source]
- I will kill ALL OF YOU!
Wired[edit | edit source]
- GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!
The Wizard of Oz (1939)[edit | edit source]
- And you were there
Wreck-It Ralph[edit | edit source]
- That cherry-chasing dot muncher isn't even on this game!
xXx[edit | edit source]
- Let's take this to the next level
X-Men: First Class[edit | edit source]
- Sexier
★ Zack and Miri Make a Porno[edit | edit source]
- Make a porno
- There's poo in there.
- Cum shot. -Link
- Fuck
- This is the worst porno I've ever seen
- Suck COCK. - Link
- Pocketp ussy
Zoolander[edit | edit source]
- Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!
Plays/Musicals[edit | edit source]
Avenue Q[edit | edit source]
- It Sucks To Be Me
- It sucks to be me
- Fuck!
- Anal things
- Hell
- Oh my God, it's Gary Coleman!
- Yes I am!
- I'm Gary Coleman, from TV's “Dif’frent Strokes”
- If You Were Gay - Link
- Coming on to me
- Gay
- What do I care about some gay guy you met?
- If you were gay
- But I'm not gay
- Hey, guess what? I'm gay!
- What you do in bed with guys
- I AM NOT GAY!
- AUGH!
- ★ The Internet is for Porn - Link
- Porn (numerous times)
- The internet is for porn! (x8)
- I masturbate!
- You're a pervert! (x2)
- Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!
- That's correct
- Yes I do!
- You have NO idea!
- I'm leaving!
- (despondently) Yeah
- What are you doing?
- My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada - Link
- (She cooks like my mother) and sucks like a Hoover
- (weird laugh)
- And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
- I'm not wearing underwear today!
- Special
- Girls Gone Wild
- You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
- She's wasted!
- YAY!
- You can't put your finger there!
- Hell
- Makin' love
- Schadenfreude
- Realize just what he put his dick in
- There is Life Outside Your Apartment
- There is cool shit to do
- Smoking pot
- Get outta the way, asshole!
- Fuck you!
- Hope you don't get gonorrhea!
- For porn!
- A School for Monsters
- Porn!
- There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) / What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? (Reprise)
- Are you high?
- Fuck you!
The Book of Mormon[edit | edit source]
- ★ Hasa Diga Eebowai - Link
- AIDS
- Circumcised
- Fuck you
- Fucks you in the butt
- Cunt
- This fucking asshole
- Rape a baby
- I will give you my AIDS
- In the cuuuuuuuuunt
- ★ I Believe - Link
- The fuck is this?
- ★ Joseph Smith, American Moses - Link
- I'm going to fuck this baby
- What!?
- AIDS
- Shit
- I cut off my daughter's clitoris
- Clit
- Shit come out the butt
- OH FUCK!
- Oh no
- Now we are fucking
- ★ Spooky Mormon Hell Dream - Link
- Hell
- You're a dick
- I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse
- Dick
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory[edit | edit source]
- Strike That, Reverse It (Boradway version)
- Strike that, reverse it
Radio Shows[edit | edit source]
The Bob And Tom Show[edit | edit source]
- Condomnation
- Use a chickler hair!
- When your getting hot
- Hit the sack
- A west suit
- Toast Song
- Bacon and eggs
- FRENCH TOAST!
- Coast to coast
- Chicago
- The toaster
- 6am
- Bambllilace
- Give me a bambllilace
- I dial 911
- How come this fucking deer
- I get out and put my fucking deer up
- Coffee, coffee
- Put this deer in my backseat
- This fucking deer is costing me a lot of Dove.
- Bite me in the neck
- Stop and go
- What’s the address there?
- The Magician
- All right!
- Ta-da!!
- A Guy Walks To A Bar
- 2 dollars
- Fix me a cheese sandwich
- Elk Hunt
- The film Mouse Hunt
- 2 thumbs up
- New comedy
- The Vomit Song
- Puke
- Throw up
- Sick
- Animal Walks To A Bar Joke Hotline
- Hey, bud!
- That's it?!
Bill Zebub[edit | edit source]
- George Corpsegrinder Interview
- Dumbass
- Not for YOU, asshole
The Dennis Miller Show[edit | edit source]
- Fat fuck
The Dog House[edit | edit source]
- ★ Fence Prank Call - Link(original is not on YouTube, link is to a SSBB recreation)
- NO! (x40)
- OH, HELL NO!
- Newspaper Prank Call - Link
- Yeah, *beep* you, you bring my *beep*in' paper
- Do you want me kick your ass?
- You dumb *beep*.
- I'm gonna kick some ass
- Let's get it on!
- Pool Prank Call -Link
- Don't tell me to shut up!
- I don't know what the hell you're talking about
- I found a dead horse.
- You son of a bitch!
- (siren)
- The Ghost Show
- (unknown episode)
- Hentai
★ The MJ Morning Show (Crotchety Prank Calls/Milton Fludgecow)[edit | edit source]
- 1-800-How’s-My-Driving? - Link
- Why don't you get that dick out of your ear and listen to me?!
- The Abused Car Salesman - Link
- Greasemonkey
- Cayman Crotchety - Link
- I once drowned in the bathtub
- Christmas Crotchety - Link
- Left asscheek
- Piece of monkey vomit
- Craftmatic Bed - Link
- (Inhaling)
- (Muffled yell)
- The Demonic Cable Box - Link
- Smells like doggy doooooo
- Catch on fire and burn your house down
- (evil laughter)
- (Fludegecow getting zapped)
- Demonic Furby - Link
- Die, die, die! Hee-hee-hee!
- Patsy for the higher-ups
- You're a little whore!
- I have a gun. I'm gonna shoot you now! Hee-hee-hee!
- I'm going to kill your mommy with an axe!
- You smell like a camel's ass! Ohohohoho.
- This thing is starting to scare the hell outta me!
- Sexually transmitted disease
- (Laughter)
- Spit acid in
- Shut the hell up jackass!
- I smoke crack! Ohhhh!
- (robotic gargling)
- Drunk Santa - Link
- Are you hard of hearing?
- Breathing all over
- The Dumpster - Link
- Getting wedged!
- The Elevator - Link
- Get me the hell out of here!
- EmineMJ Link
- I'm the king of the crib, get the hell outta my way
- Tooth decay
- Take out the trash, biyotch!
- Hair Plugs - Link
- Great! Just take a couple of seconds!
- The Implant - Link
- (Gasp for breath)
- The Golf Cart - Link
- (Gurgling)
- Mattress Mayhem - Link
- Ehhh, I just wet myself
- Orthopedic Shoes - Link
- Feeling dizzy!
- Rental Car Squirrel - Link
- Eyeballs
- Tickle-Me Elmo - Link
- Three
- It looks like a bomb went off in here!
- Turkey Hotline - Link
- Oh, praise the lord!
- The VCR - Link
- You're a fairy!
- Oh, really?
- Wunder Boner - Link
- Erectile dysfunction
- Boner
- Yank My Tank - Link
- Threats
- In about seven years
- The Y2K Toilet - Link
- Do you always treat your customers this way?!
- (Unknown)
- I’m not wearing any underwear - Link
- Holy shitzu!
Kevin and Bean[edit | edit source]
- ★ Hey There, Vagina - Link
- Hey there, vagina
The Red Bar Radio Show[edit | edit source]
- Niggerz Bop - Link
- Niggers
- Suck dick
Rumble in the Morning[edit | edit source]
- Elmo's Got a Gun - Link
- Fo'get about it
Tom Leykis[edit | edit source]
- You filthy bitch
- Skanky bitch
WLS radio brodcast[edit | edit source]
- Hindenburg disaster - Link
- Oh, the humanity!
Stand up Comedy[edit | edit source]
Bo Burnham[edit | edit source]
- ★ Kill Yourself - Link
- Kill yourself (x2)
Chris Hardwick: Funcomfortable[edit | edit source]
- Blow-Up doll Question - Link
- Blow-up doll
Chris Rock[edit | edit source]
- Black people versus Niggas - Link
- Niggers
- Keeping it real
- Mothafucka
- Damn
- The Government Hates Rap
- Tupac Shakur
- Tossed Salad Man - Link
- Oral sex
- Toss my salad
- Fucked up!
Dane Cook[edit | edit source]
- ★ Head - Link
- Aw yeah, my dick feels like corn
- Vicious Circle***
- Whore!
- ★ The Friend Nobody Likes - Link
- Bag of douche!
- Car Accident - Link
- Check out this motherfucker! (x2)
- ★ The DMV and the year 3000 - Link
- (screaming)
Dave Chappelle[edit | edit source]
- 8:46
- Stinky pussy
- The Closer
- Juneteenth
- ★ Men and Woman Psychology - Link
- Gotcha, bitch!
- Sesame Street - Link
- Bitch I live in a fucking trash can!
- I'm the poorest mother fucker
- Sticks and Stones
- Juicy smooyays
Eddie Griffin[edit | edit source]
- ★ Jerkin' Off - Link
- Jackin' off (x3)
Eddie Murphy[edit | edit source]
- The Barbecue - Link
- It's my house, if you don't like it, get the fuck out
- You missed me, bitch
- ★ Raw
- The fuck is your problem
- Fucking each other
Eric O’Shea[edit | edit source]
- ★ Songs For Television Commercials - Link
- Viagra
★ George Carlin[edit | edit source]
Back In Town[edit | edit source]
- Expressions and Sayings
- Get the fuck outta here!
Carlin on Campus[edit | edit source]
- Sports Cheer - Link
- Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!
- Australian dick wresting
Doin' It Again[edit | edit source]
- Some People Are Stupid - Link
- Some people are really fuckin' stupid.
- This guy is fuckin’ stupid!
- Full of shit (x3)
- Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts!
- Familiar Expressions
- Blowjob
- Feminist Blowjob
- Swallow cum
- Rape
- Gimme a blowjob
- Blowjobs
- Free-Floating Hostility: Colored Ribbons
- Eat shit, motherfucker!
- With a big rubber dick
- Cunt
- Fuckin' nuts
It's Bad For Ya[edit | edit source]
- Stupid Bullshit - Link
- Stupid bullshit
- Dinosaur (turd)
Jammin' In New York[edit | edit source]
- Little Things We Share
- I gotta get the fuck outta here!
Life Is Worth Losing[edit | edit source]
- Dumb Americans - Link
- Fuckin' dumb
- Fuckin’ people
- Holy jumpin’ fuckin’ shitballs!
- Its just fuckin’ dandy!
- Big fat motherfuckers
- Big fat fuckin' asses!
- Take a shit
Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics[edit | edit source]
- Rape Can Be Funny
- Rapist
- Fuck you, I think it’s hilarious! How do you like that?
- What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?
- Horny
- State Prison Farms
- Beat nine people to death with a steel dildo
- They're Only Words
- Bullshit!
You Are All Diseased[edit | edit source]
- Angels - Link
- What are you, fuckin' stupid?
- Rectally
Gilbert Gottfried[edit | edit source]
- The Aristocrats
- Shit and piss and cum
- Sister
- ★ Dead Hooker, Cocksucker, Armless & Leggless - Link
- Could you please give me a blowjob?
- How should I know? You're the cocksucker!
- Dead hooker
- Whore house
- You're fucked now!
- I've never been fucked
- Lottery, Tight, Eight Inches - Link
- An 80 year old Jew
- Finger
- Fuck me eight times and hurt me!
- I think that can kill an erection pretty quick!
- Stick your whole hand in my cunt
- The Roast of David Hasselhoff - Link
- What an asshole!
Gilda Radner[edit | edit source]
- ★ Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals - Link
- May I suggest you get undressed and show them your wazoo?
- Fuck you
- Eat shit
- Shove it
- Up yours
- Piss off
- Suck my dick
- Snatch
Henry Rollins[edit | edit source]
- Angriest Rant - Link
- ahhhhm I fucking hate Yankees, ohahahahahoho
- FUCKING I DON'T CARE, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go
- [yell]
- Forcing me to be an asshole beyond measure
- GAAAAH! YOU FUCKING...BOVINE...PIGWHORE!
- OH GOD, don't you ever get it though your fucking brain?...you FUCKING...UGLY...FAT..BITCH!
- How the fuck
- You’re fat
- and throw it in front of the front wheel so it can go no further? How the fuck am I going to miss my flight then? Your fucking purpose on the planet is to get me my broading pass and my ticket NOOOW!
Jeff Dunham[edit | edit source]
- Arguing with Myself
- Bastard
- Crack
- Oh shit.
- Cracker
- Drinkin' beeeeerr!
- GET. OFF.
- Oral sex
- SOMEONE KILL ME, PLEASE.
- The fuck is that?
- GAYYYYYYYY!
- We're in hell!
- My butt
- Have a nice day
- Coffee, Crack, and Gay Superheroes
- Crack
- Coming to America
- Puppet boy
- Jingle Bombs
- In Iraq
- In the ass
- ★ A Terrifying Terrorist
- Silence! I kill you! (x3)
Kevin Hart[edit | edit source]
- Let Me Explain
- Help me!!
Lisa Lampinelli[edit | edit source]
- Hector, My Parents and Soccer Moms
- Hector Papi Cono
- Cunt
- It's Funny Because It's True
- Die
- Stereotypes
- Ching Ping Dai Ko Kaaa
- Unknown skit
- How many hispangics does it take to clean a bathroom? None, that's a nigger's job!
Louis CK[edit | edit source]
Oh My God (Driving bit) - Link
- Worthless piece of shit
Richard Pryor[edit | edit source]
- ★ Nigger With A Seizure (from "That Nigger's Crazy) Link
- Mothafucka!
Ron White[edit | edit source]
★ Airplane Seating
- A big fat fuck
Steve Martin[edit | edit source]
- Universal Ampitheater 1979
- Well, excuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeee!
Victor Borge[edit | edit source]
- Inflationary Language - Link
- Inflation
Youtube Channels[edit | edit source]
Comedy[edit | edit source]
3MilkedCows[edit | edit source]
- Lego Spongebob: Bikini Bottom Flood - link
- (earrape splash sound)
30 Second Bunnies[edit | edit source]
- The Big Chill in 30 Seconds - Link
- (sex sounds)
- Cannibal Holocaust in 30 Seconds - Link
- [You’re wasting] film!
- Fight Club in 30 Seconds - Link
- Bitchtits!
- Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds - Link
- (sex sounds)
ABZ Cartoons[edit | edit source]
- Horrible Abomination Sings With the Best of 'em! - Link
- (Grunting)
- The Skeletal Conspiracy - Link
- I encourage all of you to
AlbinoBlackSheep[edit | edit source]
- The Demented Cartoon Movie
- Oh crap!
- Ugh, I stand thoroughly corrected
- Kamikaze[s]
AlienMyth64[edit | edit source]
- Cat F*cking Loves iPods - AM64 - Link
- Check this shit out!
- I KICK YOUR ASS!!!
- Kiss that phone ass!
- OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!
- Cat Goes to BLOCKBUSTER! - AM64 - Link
- Holy crap!
- Holy crap, this place is a museum of shit!
- Cat Goes to KMART - AM64 - Link
- Fat asses!
- Motherfucker!
- Please just shut your yippity yappity yappity fucking mouth!
- Get-o-ass
- Cat Loves MS PAINT! – AM64 - Link
- I just wanna photo chop my nuts off
- ★ Damn, I HATE GameStop. - Link
- AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
- Pepsi Cat – AM64 - Link
- Oh Shit
- Spank a whole lot of asses
- Yeah
- ★Spongebob's House vs Squidward's House - AM64 - Link
- Gay-ass pineapple
- Stupid Cats have a Guitar Hero battle - AM64 - Link
- Aw yeah, this song sucks!
- Squidward's House: Sponge Out of Water RANT AND REVIEW - Link
- Ghetto
- When I say smoke some, you say weed! Smoke some...some some..
The Amazing Racist[edit | edit source]
- The Amazing Racist on African Americans - Link
- You need to take that shit out and get your ass up on out of here!
- Mr. Jefferson
- You need to take that fucking shit up out of here man!
andywilson92[edit | edit source]
- pumkin world - Link
- 10 Minutes!
- Squidwards Suicide - Link
- You gotta look beautiful for Mr. Krabs!
- (Wheezing)
Angry Grandma[edit | edit source]
- Angry Grandma Mentos and Diet Coke Prank - Link
- Son of a BITCH!
- Angry Grandma Water Balloon Prank - Link
- Get the fuck out!
- Old Man Prank On Grandma - Link
- Viagra
- Waking Angry Grandma Up With Loud Music Prank - Link
- Get the fuck in here!
- Stupid motherfucker get in here!
Angry Grandpa[edit | edit source]
- Angry Grandpa Destroys Microwave - Link
- OH HELL NO!
- Angry Grandpa Destroys PS4 - Link
- Right now
- Angry Grandpa Drives Into Swimming Pool - Link
- 7 thousand dollars
- Angry Grandpa Hates Justin Bieber - Link
- Pussy
- Boeing Evicts Angry Grandpa Again - Link
- Shut your goddamn mouth for one goddamn time in your motherfucking life
- Grandma's Homecoming - Link
- I don't give a goddamn, I don't give a good goddamn
- The Leaked Phone Number Prank - Link
- HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!
- Pickleboy Breaks Grandpa's Chair - Link
- FAT FUCK!
- (unknown episodes)
- Holy motherfucking shit - Link
Animeme[edit | edit source]
- Almost Politically Correct Redneck 2
- Goddamn son of a bitch
- ★ ANIMEME 5 - PEDOBEAR
- Hey, fucktard!
- ★ ANIMEME 6 - PSYBEAM
- Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!
- ★ ANIMEME 18 - BIRDS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
- Shut the FUCK up!
- Get laid
- ANIMEME 19 - MTV
- Suck dick for crack
- Anti-Joke Chicken 2
- AIDS
- ★ Awesome Penguin
- Erection
- Virginity
- ★ Baby Godfather
- Who the fuck
- Son of a bitch
- Baby Godfather 2
- Fat (purple) fuck
- Motherfucker
- He's dead
- Balls
- Nintendo Norm
- Harden
- Paranoid Parrot
- Oh GOD no!
- Philosoraptor
- Blowjob
- Philosoraptor 2
- Private parts
- Prostitute
- ★ Philosoraptor 3
- Child molester
- Pick Up Line Panda
- Show me your tits!
- Pick Up Line Panda
- My penis
- ★ Quick Meme: Slaps Roof of Car
- Hit me harder, daddy
Anna Akana[edit | edit source]
- ★ 3 Things I Wish I Knew Before Having Sex
- A 28-year-old woman
- Mind blown, mind blown, mind blown!
- Why did no one tell me this?
- All these misconceptions I've had about sex since middle school
- Anime porn
- When I'm turned on, my body only complies with the correct sexual response 10% of the time
- According to sexual studies, men only get an erection 50% of the time that they're mentally aroused
- Holy shit
- At all
- Let's talk about the sex
- If you have sex before you are married, I will break your legs
- Way, way, way, way, way earlier
- Orgasm
- TMI I'm always self-conscious of being dry
- How far the clitoris is from the vaginal canal
- Ladies with clits far away from their vaginal canal
- Not experiencing orgasm from penetration
- The farther away, the harder it is
- I'm very turned on
- Lubrication
- The amount of lubrication your body produces is an indicator of how aroused you are
- Make lube a lifelong friend
- Sex 3x
- Sex ed
- Dicks are just like bananas
- Colleen Ballinger: Power Dynamics in Parasocial Relationships
- Colleen Ballinger
- Grooming children
- How To Level Up // Anna Akana
- Absolutely nothing
- A cookie
- Chocolate
- ★ Once Upon a Bi
- AFAB, Assigned Female at Birth, also, a fabulous person
- Bisexual (3x)
- Bisexuality (2x)
- Bi
- Bangin'!
- I'm sorry, you're both wrong
- What I would give to be in one of those mattresses!
- (Giggling and chuckling)
- My sexuality
- Hey!
- How many less frogs would I have kissed?
- Bye
- ★ Rape Prevention Leggings
- Hello
- Why don’t we castrate rapists since they've proven themselves untrustworthy members of society?
- Bill Cosby
- Mike Tyson
- Burger (Ben Worthlessberger)
- What were you wearing?
- Rape prevention leggings! (5x)
- Rape
- He can't rape you if he can't find your vaginaa
- I wanna rape but there's nothing here
- Don't wait, become unrapeable today!
- I....can't....rape....
- Don't wait, make yourself unrapeable today!
- "Rape prevention leggings do not actually prevent rape..." commercial warning
- Signs of a cool girl
- Loves threesomes and anal sex
- The world's biggest culinary gangbang
- While somehow maintaining a size two
- The shittiest day of my life
- Cleaning someone's shit
- ★ The War on Masturbation
- Abortion
- Pregnant women
- Birth control
- Controlling women's bodies
- The war on masturbation
- Involuntary seminal loss
- Nocturnal emission
- A leather chastity belt
- Anti-masturbation armor
- Anytime they had an erection
- Sexual armor
- Really?
- Masturbation (3x)
- Masturbation aka self-abuse leads to more deaths than all of history's wars and epidemics
- My sperm is made up of tiny microscopic men
- Blowing tobacco up the butthole
- Penis
- Touching oneself
- You're losing too much sperm, bro, especially in those wet dreams of yours
- Things Every Girl Should Know
- Drink water
- ★ Things Every Virgin Should Know
- The act of sex
- Why Asians Hate Asians
- I've had people say shit like
- Amazing!
- Shit-talk
- McDonald's
- Wendy's
- Starbucks
- ★ Why Guys Like Asian Girls
- Asian
- Racist asshole
Annoying Orange[edit | edit source]
- The Annoying Orange
- (stab)
- Annoying Orange vs. FRED
- If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.
- Crappy Captioned #2 - Link
- Horny
- Cruel as a Cucumber
- Yaaay!
- Lawyer up! - Link
- Oh, tell me about it!
- Marshmallow's Missing (feat. Mikey Bolts) - Link
- Gender
- TV of TERROR!!!
- Oh, no, I'm NAKED!
- (Various episodes)
- Ow, my leg!
asathecomic[edit | edit source]
- Reporter Turns Ghetto In 3 Seconds!! (SPOOF) - Link
- The fuck is that?
- Shit!
- I'm dying in this fucking, country-ass, fucked up town!
- Punkass motherfucker, who believes that shit? Broke ass motherfucker, cocaine with baking soda smoking bitchass!
- Ding Fries Are Done (Ghetto Version) - Link
- Motherf*beep* this job (x2)
AspirinMask[edit | edit source]
- NHL on Nicktoons Network - Link
- What the fuck is this?
BellyThat Productions[edit | edit source]
- Dana's Inner Joke friend flash Extravagansa
- Drink ENERGY DRINK!
- Where am I?
- Oh my god!
- Look at this! Look at this! Look at this! Everybody! Look at this!
- I got a boxed pussy.
- Sorry I can't let you out.
- Goddamn it, Kisame, leave my fucking pussy alone!
- Well... would a threesome be possible if we all got completely smashed?
- Akatard Flash 4
- You have a snake coming out of your ass, you tell me.
- Awesome!
- You fucking assholes!
- Is this thing a boy or a girl?
Ben Rizzo/MoreWTFVideo[edit | edit source]
- Sailor Mouth
- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PENIS PENIS PUSSY PUSSY DICK DICK DICK SHIT SHIT
BigBrudda[edit | edit source]
- F*ck McJuggerNuggets - Link
- God Dammit!
Big Man Tyrone[edit | edit source]
- Tyrone Blames Reddit "Bastards" for His Love of Memes
- Meme
- Reddit bastards
bigdogeatchild[edit | edit source]
- Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage - Link
- Took my money! made me pay child support!
Black20 Studios[edit | edit source]
- I Am a Building - Link
- Hey
Blaze The Movie Fan[edit | edit source]
- ★ Mario Pissing - Link
- Time to take a piss! (Urinating)
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm taking a piss!
- Okey-dokey then
- Are you out of your FUCKING MIND!?
- No!
- Ugh, fine
- I might do it fucking later!
Boom Chicago[edit | edit source]
- SpongeBob SquarePants in China
- Aye aye, Honorable Chairman!
Brandon Rogers[edit | edit source]
- Hall Monitor Helen
- The kindergarteners are raping each other
- The Nuclear Family
- Satanism
- The Worst Villain
- No, GOD, NO I'M NOT READY!
BrotherhoodWorkshop[edit | edit source]
- LEGO Civil War: Ant-Man vs. Iron Man
- Room for one more?
- LEGO Star Wars: R2-D2 Unrestrained
- You have issues
Bruno Powroznik[edit | edit source]
- ★ Objects That I Have Shoved Up My Arse
- Shoved up my arse
- Vibrators
- Dildos
c00lb00bs[edit | edit source]
- Super Mario 3 Masturbation/Masturbation Madness “a grand day out” - Link
- Cum on your dog
- Cum! (x4)
- Mario Masturbation 2 - Link
- I'll shave your ballsack
- Hello there neighbor, won't you be my friend?
TheCaveManEngi[edit | edit source]
- ★ Xbox Live conversation he recorded specifically for edit use - [10]
CBoyardee[edit | edit source]
- Dilbert 3 - Link
- You stupid bitch! You stupid fucking bitch!
Channel Awesome[edit | edit source]
- Demo Reel Annoys Rob Paulsen - Link
- Bullshit
CHEATERS FANBOY[edit | edit source]
- Video Suggestion for Tosh.0
- Fuck you, bitch! (hitting noise)
Chiseled Adonis[edit | edit source]
- Trick Daddy Needs To Be STOPPED
- Eat da Booty Gang
Chridoff[edit | edit source]
- Funny Horsie Episode 5 - Link
- Fucking
- Funny Horsie Episode 9 - Link
- Gay
- Funny Horsie Episode 17 - Link
- Severe Diarrhea
- Funny Horsie Episode 19 - Link
- No i fucking won't!
- Funny Horsie Summer Special - Link
- Fucking
- The Weekend On 2 - Link
- Penis
Cinemassacre[edit | edit source]
- Shit Pickle - Link
- Shit pickle
- You Know What's Bullshit?! Christmas Aftermath - Link
- HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP
- ★ You Know What's Bullshit?! Hotel TVs - Link
- (You know what's) BULLSHIT?!
- ★ You Know What's Bullshit?! Printers - Link
- (You know what's) BULLSHIT?!
- Garbage
- Bullshit
- Who the fuck cares?!
Cole Perrine[edit | edit source]
- ★ How IT Should Have Happened
- You want penis enlargement pills?
CollegeHumor/dropout[edit | edit source]
- Aladdin's Mistake
- Fetus legs
- Everyone is an Asshole - Link
- Assholes
- ★ Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey - Link
- HOLY FUCK, is this wrong. But holy hell...is it erotic.
- Clitoris
- Fisting
- Claim your ass
- Google Earth Guys - Link
- North Korea
- Hardly Working: Insulting My Boss with a Punk Rock Video - Link
- 9/11
- Mario and Princess Sex Tape - Link
- 69
- McFuneral
- Get the hell out of here
- Chicken genitals
- ★ Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer - Link
- A pedophile
- Vibrator Boyfriend
- Vagisaurus
CopperCab[edit | edit source]
- ★ ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST! - Link
- A fat white guy
- You know
- A piece of fried chicken and some watermelon
- I'm black for a day
- NOOO!
- Hey little man
- BULLSHIT!
- GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! - Link
- Christian
CorporalSamama134[edit | edit source]
- Real Life LEGO Mixels: Chicken with Dinosaur Feet? - Link
- Oh Shit! (x2)
counter656[edit | edit source]
- Iron man and Toy story stop motion : The Ambush - Link
- Ow fuck!
- The ball crusher
- (vibrator sounds)
Crank Lucas[edit | edit source]
- BET CENSORS BE LIKE - Link
- Big boobie bitches
- Bad and boozy bitches
- Fuckboy
curtisTYRA[edit | edit source]
- Mr. Krabs saying "get tf out!"
- The fuck
Daneboe[edit | edit source]
- Scary Faces: End Game
- Suck on this! - Link
- Marshmallow Murder
- It burns!
danglerwfw[edit | edit source]
- ★ Deadwood Pancakes - Link
- Cocksucker
- You stupid son of a bitch
- You dumb son of a bitch
- You got it
- That stupid fucking gimp head of yours
David Firth (fatpie)[edit | edit source]
- Cream
- Three different types of AIDS
- You'll get AIDS
- Dollar on My Dick
- On my dick
- Shoot you in the tits
- Jerry Jackson: Life and Death
- You fucking bastard, cunt, shit-head, I hate you, die you twat!
- Jerry Jackson outtakes
- Pornography magazines
- Michael Jackson Sinister Re-Dub
- Gonna Rape ya
- The News Hasn't Happened Yet #3: Up
- Interdimensional moon rabbits took control of the economy
- Salad Fingers 8: Cupboard
- I shan't, I can't and I won't
- Salad Fingers 9: Letter
- Day of reckoning
- Salad Fingers 11: Glass Brother
- Andrew Hands
- I'm a big boy now!
- The Supermarket is Too Expensive - Link
- It's too expensive
David Spates[edit | edit source]
- ★ Crackhead Thief #1
- Damn crackhead
- ★ Crackhead Thief #2 - Link
- What the hell? (x2)
dcigs[edit | edit source]
- ★ BLACK MAN ANGRY AT KFC @siggas - Link
- Lick one of your titties
- Bitch!
- BLACK MAN ANGRY AT CHIC-FIL-A - Link
- Goddamn
- White
- Big breast
- 12 inches
- What the hell?
- Balls
- Tranny
- Gay people
Derrick Comedy[edit | edit source]
- ★ National Spelling Bee - Link
- Nigger
- And a latest date is, faggot
- Nigger faggot
- Nigga faggot!
DominicFear[edit | edit source]
- Broly n Goku
- Fuck you!
- The Lazer Collection 2 - Link
- How the hell did you get in my house?
- The Lazer Collection 3 - Link
- Delicious
- ★ The Lazer Collection 5 - Link
- OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
- You're an ass.
- (Balloon popping) YEAH! (video game music)
- ★ Lazer 7 Preview - Link
Don Hertzfeldt[edit | edit source]
- The Animation Show
- Intermission in the Third Dimension
- (Babbling)
- The End of the Show
- (Screaming)
- ★ Rejected - Link
- (Drums)
- (Gibberish)
- Dance! Everybody dance!
- My anus is bleeding! (x2)
- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!
- ★ Everything Will Be OK - Link
- (Bill) picked up his new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours.
- WISDOM TEETH
- (Dramatic fanfare)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared[edit | edit source]
- DHMIS 1
- Not a creative color
- Picture of a
- DHMIS 2
- It's time to go to time!
- (Scream)
- Time
- Wha... who is that?
- DHMIS 6
- You made me die!
- (booing)
Dorkly[edit | edit source]
- Dorkly Bits - Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
- Pussy
Drew's Beanies & Webkinz[edit | edit source]
- Webkinz (2017): No Copyright Webkinz Intended
- Uncensored Version - Link
- That guy sucks
Dr Face[edit | edit source]
- Scout is Hungry
- I'm gonna eat [some] fucking
Drunken Uncle[edit | edit source]
- Dove on Beauty Standards - Link
- 420
- Hot damn (fool, this) bitch (is) sizzling!
- MarinaShutUp on Gingers vs Black People [Drunken Heathen Challenge] - Link
- Peter Dinklage
- A fucking midget!
- Queer Kids Stuff on A Is For What? - Link
- Fuck that bitch, [she] chattin shit!
- Queer Kids Stuff on Dragging You Down
- Pride Month
- Queer Kids Stuff on Licking Icicles - Link
- Snuff movie
- Getting hit by a copyright strike
Eddsworld[edit | edit source]
- Koit/Eddsworld Collab 2
- HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?! ...bastards!
EditsForWinners[edit | edit source]
- My Two Krabses - Link
- (Loud, distorted scream)
- Rock Bottom
- Hey SpongeBitch, the bus is here!
- Roller Cowards - Link
- (G-Major Scream)
- SB-129
- Everything is communist in the future!
El Cid[edit | edit source]
- Unicorns Rule - Link
- (Shitting sounds)
Egoraptor[edit | edit source]
- ★ PokeAwesome: Just a Pokemon Battle - Link
- OH GOD, my FUCKING knee!
- CHRIST!
- (Vomiting)
- Ow (x2)
- You asshole!
- You fucking assholes!
- Goddamnit!
- Dude, come on man! Ffffffuck!
- Stupid evoled... Prick!
- What do you even do? You're just a plant!
- Shut up, man.
- Fuck you!
- Dammit!
- Oh, man! (x2)
- Shit!
- Fucking
- Ah, fuck.
- Oh god!
- Yeah, okay. Thanks!
- You suck!
- Fuck you, you dumbass!
- You prick
- Awesome Man - Link
- PENIS!
- Oh, yeah, shit just got real!
- Awesome Series PSP Squirrels - Link
- Oh, God! Oh, God!! Why do you have a knife?!
- I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED!
- I'm gonna stab you! I'm gonna fuckin stab you!
- Blanka Makes Pound Cake - Link
- A pound cake
- Metal Gear Awesome 2 - Link
- What the fuck?!
- The Legend of Awesome - Link
- (That's) fan-fucking-tastic!
- Sequelitis - ZELDA: A Link to the Past vs. Ocarina of Time - Link
- OOPS!
- Disneyland
- Crucified!
Elsagate EDITED[edit | edit source]
- How to watch blocked Spongebob Edited videos using free Canadian VPN! (Hide.Me) - Link
- Cocksuckers
- What a bunch of faggots!
EmptyHero[edit | edit source]
- A Day with SpongeBob SquarePants - Link
- OH MY GOD!
- Very Special Episodes of Doug and Flapjack - Link
- I have a boner
- I'm gonna fuck you in the ass!
- Penis (X2)
Extra Crispy[edit | edit source]
- 18 minutes of AHHHHHH
- Dogshit
- The $500 Mario Kart bet.
- Monkey dick
- Fuck no!
FilmCow[edit | edit source]
- ★ Bino the Elephant
- My urethra
- Pooping (x2)
- My butt
- Pee on me
- I want to lick it
- Monkey penises
- I'm going to murder you
- So hard right now
- I do not
- Butt science
- Gargle
- Sexually molest
- Molested
- Not gonna happen
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Hello!
- All the
- (yell)
- Molesting you
- Deep within the pits of hell
- Charlie the Unicorn - Link
- We're here
- Charlie the Unicorn 2 - Link
- Greeat...now go away.
- Banana
- (dinging)
- Charlie the Unicorn 3 - Link
- SNEEEAKY
- Agh! Give me a heart attack, that's fine.
- I think I DIED long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.
- Starfish
- You're like a constant downer, huh?
- The Cloak - Link
- A good kick in the balls
- Right in the testicles
- AIDS
- You got yourself a slap-happy butt-smacking deal, good sir
- Licked
- Is being raped right in front of my eyes (and) by
- We will stare out at the ocean one last time
- Dark Midnight
- I'm a traveler from the future with a terrible warning for humanity!
- Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom
- Mm-hmm
- Assassination contract
- Pornography
- Nazi boner germs
- Detective Mittens, the Crime-Solving Cat
- I'm calling the police!
- Fannie and Earl: Night of the Bird
- Bird poop
- Cloaca juice
- Ferrets
- You whore!
- Ghost House 2: The Reckoning
- Oh shiiiit
- Ghost 3: Reloaded
- Oh shiiit
- Ghost House 4: The Return of Jafar
- Oh shit
- The Interview
- Take a hollowed-out skull and sip blood from it in the glorious name of Satan
- Llamas with Hats 3 - Link
- Orphan meat
- Marshmallow People 3
- Stupid
- Month of February 12th
- Fuck
- OMG BISCOFF SPREAD - Link
- What the fuck is that?
- OMG Cracklin' Oat Bran
- Fuckin'
- Spatula Madness - Link
- Do you like setting fire to mentally handicapped children?
- Do you like firing guns at school buses?
- I have no idea
- (stabbing noises/screaming)
- R.I.P Henry Kissinger
- I'm glad that you're dead
- It's good that you're dead, I only wish you had never been born
- Fuck you and burn in Hell
- I'm glad that you died, (Henry Kissinger,) by falling into, a vat of poo
- Yeah that's how he died, he drowned in a whole bunch of diarrhea
- Also, fuck you
- A Serious Business Meeting - Link
- Totally gay
- Gay
- Two Novelettes - Link
- I found them in the garbage in the bathroom of the Steak n Shake
- Zulway: God of Mercy
- Dafuq?
Filthy Frank[edit | edit source]
- COTW - BRUCE LEE FEMINIST
- Edgy
- DUMBASS GETS PEWDIEPIE ATATTOO (feat. iDubbbz and Maxmoefoe)
- I hope you actually get fucking cancer, not as a joke
- EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
- I knew everything in the universe, yet I could not fall in love. I was forever trapped in an infinite timeline of pain and suffering.
- FILTHY FRNAK VS CHIN CHIN'
- The rice fields
- GAY IS A BAD WORD - Link
- You're a giant faggot, you should kill yourself
- hilarious and original - Link
- Hilarious and original
- HOW TO SAY HELLO IN 30 LANGUAGES - Link
- The rice fields (Cambodia)
- I HATE SPANISH
- Bing bong
- Ching chong
- I HATE VEGANS - Link
- Well, we're fucked
- You don't appreciate the [--], pal!
- mickey
- You wanna have anal sex?
- 'POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY
- Boy pussy
- TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
- This might be hard to believe, but are you aware that nobody gives a shit?
- Severely autistic
- Unknown green screen video
- Oh fuck yeah! - Link
- WEEABOOS
- Prejudice equality
- Weeaboo
The Fine Brothers[edit | edit source]
- ★ Best Girlfriend Ever (Last Moments #3) - Link
- (Fart)
- GET THE FUCK OUT!
- You are fucking disgusting
- Whore
- GET OUT!!
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Flashgitz[edit | edit source]
- Racist Mario
- Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, OH FUCK!!
- I have no brother
- I'm coming for you, nigga!
freshmilk980[edit | edit source]
Games and Wario[edit | edit source]
- Living With Wario Episode 2 - Link
- My stomach is rolling from eating that onion and rotten garlics
The Gentleman's Rant[edit | edit source]
- Halloween - The Gentleman's Rant - Link
- So, you made me get up mid jerk!
GENXAYO ANIMATION[edit | edit source]
- Finland: Revenge of The Demon Girl - Link
- God!
Glitchedblood/Glitchmaster[edit | edit source]
- some skit - Link
- Is that your girlfriend?
- No, she's my
- Wife (used in conjunction with an Ooh sound, forming "waifu")
- Untitled self-record
- Blah, blah, blah… shut up
Glove and Boots[edit | edit source]
- Unknown video
- But we're done with all that crap
GlueCow[edit | edit source]
- New Student Starfish
- Mrs. Vaginahavesexgenitalsbitcheslovemypeniscauseitsreallybig
Good Mythical Morning[edit | edit source]
- Will it Deep Fry?
- Deep fried
Goon Inc. Productions[edit | edit source]
- BADWORDS - Link
- Hooker
- Slut
- Circlejerk
- Weiner
- Blowjob
- Spread those cheeks
- Buttcrack
- Twat
- Lick my twat
- Gimme head
- Tongue my balls
- Take it in the ass
- Play with my cock
- Play with my pussy
- Lick my pussy
- Orgasm
- Jackoff
- Handjob
- Eat pussy
- Asswipe
- Shitbag
- Horny
Gonzossm[edit | edit source]
- Minecraft Fail - Link
- Because it hasn't been done before.
- Beautiful!
- No! (punch with yelp)
- (yelp)
- You're not going anywhere, motherfucker!
- (punching and yelping)
- You tried to go away...
- Bring me that ass!
- Please! I didn't mean no harm! (cries) I didn't mean no harm!
- No! I'll show you harm!
- Look at this dick!
- No, please! I meant no harm!
- You are gonna blow up my house, now I'm gonna blow up your prostate!
- (raping and screaming)
- Oh the shame!
- You're coming with me!
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Team Fortress 2 Fail - Link
- Son of a bitch! Again?!
- I'll suck your dick!
GradeAUnderA[edit | edit source]
- The Most ANNOYING Things People Say EVER (+ Herpes)
- You fucking BITCH!
- You don't fucking say, ya bastard!
- Why The English Alphabet Is Stupid
- Not gonna lie mate, you do make a pretty convincing arguement
- (Various Videos)
- (Fart) - [13]
GurpageProductions[edit | edit source]
- You're a Wizard, Harry - Link
- Bein' a little bitch
- I'll rapture your fucking anus with my massive bear cock!
- Welcome to Hogwarts - Link
- Anal cavity
Harry Partridge[edit | edit source]
- Chuck’s new tux - Link
- (Stabbing noise]
high5toons[edit | edit source]
- Worms - Link
- But i already am
hotdiggedydemon[edit | edit source]
- A Cuphead Cartoon - Link
- Mmmmm
- INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE!!!) Link
- Shit
- Aw, shit! I’m an old man, I shouldn’t have to deal with this!
- Gender reassignment surgery
- Ooh boy, I didn't understand a word of that!
- Hey-a ho, [Zim-Zam!] it's-a me, the pizza man!
- Go away
- I took off all my clothes! Come out and see!
- I'm starting to get the feeling that
- Yeah, brilliant deduction there!
- Choke on piss and die
- You again?
- Oy!
- JACK'S SCARE VICTIM - Link
- (fart) Uggghh, Dutch oven
- LUIGI’S DAY OUT - Link
- Aww geez, did you piss yourself, you dumbass geek!
- New PATREON Announcement
- You know what? I'm SICK OF IT! I HATE IT!!
BRAIN DUMP Series[edit | edit source]
- 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE MAKES ME BITCHY - Link
- Fall down the stairs, you miserable dipshit oink
- THE APU THAT I KNOW - Link
- Popeye's Chicken
- CREEP - Link
- Are ya done?
- DEADPOOL IS SCAMMING YOU - Link
- Hey, cutie
- MOANA IS TERRIBLE AND HERE'S WHY - Link
- Fakin' it
- Special Guest SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Discusses Upcoming Movie! - Link
- I’m in unimaginable pain (Rimshot and canned laughter)
- Please touch me
- It's been so long since I've felt the touch of another person
- Please touch my penis, I can pay you anything
- Please jerk off on me
- Cum on by chest
- Give me your cummies
- One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four; I’m daddy’s princess but I’m also a whore!
- I can't hear you over the sound of my weird penis!
- Fumble humble stumble rumble jumble
- SUICIDE SQUAD REVIEW - Link
- I hate you
- Aw, come on fucko!
- WHAT IS FASH ISM
- I just drank a glass of cum
- THE WITCH - Link
- I ain't going nowhere!
PONY.MOV Series[edit | edit source]
- ★ APPLE.MOV - Link
- Fucking
- Fuck you
- Shitload
- (mumbling)
- Hey, hey, hey
- Cunt
- (laughing)
- You alright?
- Yeah, you're gonna be fine
- ★ DRESS.MOV - Link
- Stay outta my shed, OK?
- Suck my tit you dumb bitch
- Swag
- God
- Get yer fat ass out here
- Mexicans
- Against my will
- I'm sorry, darling, I can't understand your thick accent
- Revolution (x2)
- I AM GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!
- ★ SHED.MOV - Link
- (Incoherent babbling)
- You assholes
- You stupid cunt
- Faggot
- Yo this is gonna be so totally fuckin’ rad!
- That's my period, you dumb bitch!
- Don't laugh at me
- Stop laughing at me!
- Oh, my God! Look at all this porn!
- (flesh erecting)
- Some quiet bitch
- Hey, hey, heeey...
- All right, all right!
- What'd I tell y'all about comin' in MAH SHED?!
- Welp, we're fucked
- WHILE I EATCHA BRAINS!!!
- This isn’t what it looks like?
- My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.
- Alright, alright! what's going on in here?
- ★ MAGIC.MOV - Link
- (laughing)
- My penis
- ....with sex!
- You’re and idiot.
- Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
- Blah blah blah, keep talking ya stupid kraut!
- Aw, this is fuckin' rad, dude
- We're gonna rape it?
- Zap this bitch
- I've heard of shock humor but this is ridiculous!
- Didn’t get me a birthday present last year.
- Fuckin' biiiiitch
- What?
- ★ PARTY.MOV - Link
- Boring! What else is on?
- Pretty pink princess
- I think I’m getting my period
- She started chasin' that purple dragon
- No
- Heroin
- Drugs
- (bong bubbling)
- Cocaine
- Sex acts
- (slurping) Yeah, that feel good, baby?
- Oh, she fuck anyone
- Squirrels
- That sounds weird, right, just hearing me say it?
- She fucked a snail! (x2)
- What? (x5)
- 3 A.M
- I always thought you were cute... come over and fuck me!
- I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill
- Beer
- Oxycontin
- Well no offense, “friend” but I hope your buried alive.
- There’s this stupid bitch statin’ at me
- AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE (IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIDOS!?)
- Don't touch me, motherfucker.
- Coma
- Mexicans
- Any more questions, smartass?
- (Vomiting)
- I knew I’ve should’ve stayed in bed today
- Shut up, you’re just jealous because boys think I’m prettier than you!
- Vodka
- Fuck me
- I think I’m having my period
- Oh, dear God, it got in my mouth! You got any more fluids you wanna spray on me, you stupid cunt?!
- My daddy made me put glass in my vagina
- I didn’t insert glass into daughter's genitals
- I did not hit her over the head with a Sega Dreamcast in a fit of drunken hysteria
- The Lord's prayer
- Ten for a tuggie, twenty for a blowie, and twenty-five if the cameraman’s gonna watch.
- What do you want?
- ★ SWAG.MOV - Link
- What the fuck?
- Oh my God
- Flesh-eating virus
- Lymphoma
- Yeah, ok, that sounded kinda gay.
- Oh, shit
- Your virgins will be mine
- Nobody fucks with (Rainbow Dash)
- Did you just say the SH word!?
- Hey, look
- Up my nose
- What the fucksickle
- Yeah, ok, whatever, nobody really cares…
- Nobody cares (x4)
- You stupid cunt, shut your fucking mouth!
- Oh my God, shut your fucking mouth. Nobody cares.
- Shut up. Shut up. A million times, shut up. I’m going to kill you. Shut up.
- Man you guys are gay…
- Fag
HowToBasic[edit | edit source]
- How To Deliver a Baby -Link
- (Fart)
- How To Make a Rainbow Cake -Link
- (Creepy Breathing)
- How To Read Twilight - Link
- (Growling)
- How To Remove a Tampon -Link
- (Violent Coughing)
illeagle[edit | edit source]
- STFU N00B! V. 2.0 - Link
- Shut the fuck up.
ItsJustSomeRandomGuy[edit | edit source]
- Constantine (2005) VS Ghost Rider (2007)! Marvel VS. DC: CBMC Round 1, Fight 5
- Hi, I’m a Marvel…and I’m a DC: Avengers: Infinity War and Justice League (Non-Spoiler)
- Start talking
- Hi, I’m a Marvel…and I’m a DC: Iron Man and Batman #4
- Oh come on!
- What?
- Santa?!!
- Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Iron Man 2 and Jonah Hex
- [Technical Difficulties screen]
- Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: X-Men First Class and Green Lantern (Marvel/DC Parody)
- Faster than the Flash on a coke binge?!
- Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Venom and the Joker (Marvel/DC Parody)
- Used condoms
- San Francisco
- Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Wolverine and Batman
- Commit suicide!
- Christian Bale
- Marvel/DC Season 2: Happy Hour #4
- Up Richard Gere's ass!
- Marvel/DC Season 3: Zero Hour #1
- [That] thing is a piece of crap!
- Your mother [said the same thing to me] last night
- Marvel/DC Season 3: Zero Hour #4
- No!!
- [Iron Man getting electrocuted]
- [charging yell]
- Marvel/DC: Toy Story 3 Parody
- Prostitute
- Rorschach and Deadpool #5 (Marvel/DC/Buddy Cop Parody) - Link
- Slut!
- Rorschach and Deadpool #10 (Marvel/DC/Buddy Cop Parody) - Link
Jacksfilms[edit | edit source]
- KERMIT SINGS - Link
- Nothing makes me happier than thinking about your corpse
- Teeth
- Literally
- Scary Stories with Kermit! - Link
- That's not even my name!
Jahzn Central[edit | edit source]
- Super Smash Bros. 4 Announcer says "Wow! Giant metal penis!" - Link
- Giant metal penis
Jarod Burger[edit | edit source]
- Woody's Got Wood dramatic reading - Link
- Up my (kawaii) ass
JesusWithBazookaz79 / ChamberofReavers[edit | edit source]
- Family Guy The Sipsmons Guy Deleted Scene - Link
- Shut up, you fucking cunt.
- SpongeBob the Rapist Episode 1 - Link
- Dumbass, white trash son of a bitch
- Bitch
- Fuckin' fag
- Strip club
- Wallace and Gromit: The Lost Episode - Link
- Shotgun
JCMediaStudios[edit | edit source]
- Bounty Buddies (SWCA Fan Film “Best Comedy” Award Winner)
- A bounty on [your] head
johnnycanagan[edit | edit source]
- ★ will george bush blendv2 - Link
- It looks like shit!
JonnyEthco[edit | edit source]
- ★ Welcome to Gameshop
- I hope you choke on semen, you fucktard!
- Can I interest you in a buttfucking?
- Buttfucking
- Slap you in the face with my dick!
- ★ Mad Mad Mario - Link
- What the fuck is your problem?
- You fat fuck
- You stupid cunt
- You stupid bitch
- You think I don't have shit to do?
- Motherfucking
- Goddamn
- We're gonna go home, and guess what you're sucking? MY BALLS!
- Farkin'
- Fuck
- I'm sick of this shit!
- ★ Mad Mad Mario 2 - Link
- Hey you!
- YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE?! YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY?!
- A fucking mushroom that tastes like shit, and won't even get me high!
- I will personally rip your head off... and blow my fucking load... down your goddamn neck!
- Motherfucking
- Yeah, that's a real fucking treat!
- Is that so hard, you dick-sucking faggot?
- Fucking
- A fucking Walmart!
- ★ Mad Mad Mario 3 - Link
- You stupid goddamn slut!
- You're not on your motherfucking period! You just don't wanna fuck!
- I'm either gonna stick in your pretty little mouth, or I'm gonna shove it in your shitbox!
- Who the fuck?
- That dead motherfucker!
- Bet your sweet ass I didn't man!
- Get out here you (blue) bastard!
- Did you call the fucking cops?
- Don't you fucking disrespect her!
- Beat off in her face
- Damn right I do
- Get fucked
- Fuck you
- Fuck you too
- ★ Mad Mad Mario 4 - Link
- FUUUUUUUUCK!
- Why the fuck?
- Son of a tit!
- You gluttonous pile of fuck!
- Goddamn
- Fuckheads
- Suck my dick!
- You obese fucking mule!
- I hope you have a heart attack so big, it kills your whole fucking family!
- Shitting
- Fuck
- Stinkin' cunt
- I know, you cum-dumpster!
- I'll just shit here
- ★ Mad Mad Mario 5 - Link
- Hey fuck off, alright?
- Fuckin' ass-clowns!
- Walk under me so I can stick my dick(s) in ya
- Ugh, fuckin' gross!
- Oh no man, these are diiicks...
- Oh yeah, that feels like candy times!
- You sick fuck!
- Couple of cunts
- Go away, you (big rectangular) pervert!
- I want your pee pee in my mouth!
- Come on, man - stick your finger in my butt!!
- Get lost, you rapist!
- I wanna eat your chocolate doo-doo
- And fuckin' kill yourselves!
- ★ Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts - Link
- Rape
- Wanna make love to yer mouth!
- ★ Prostitute Mickey 2 - Link
- You wanna buy a box of condoms?
- I'm out here tryin' to masturbate - I was wonderin' if uh, you'd talk dirty to me.
- ★ Prostitute Mickey 3 - Link
- You don't know me, motherfucker!
- Y'better give up them Benjamins before I blow your goddamn head off!
- Motherfucking
- ★ Prostitute Mickey 4 - Link
- Stupid son of a bitch
- Bags of cocaine
- Up your ass
- Up your rectum
- Cocaine
- Prostitute Mickey 5- Link
- Fucked up
- Oh yeah
- Let me piss on ya
- ★ Factual Game Facts About Facts #4
- We want some machine guns!
- A big purple dildo!
- What? (x2)
- Get off me, you stupid black motherfucker?
- Aw, fuck this, I QUIT!
- Naw, man, I'm just ticklin' your dick
- Cocaine
- ★ ABC Happy Time (for adults only) - Link
- C is for cunt, like my ex-wife
- She fucked my neighbor, and ruined my life
- F is for feelings - I feel fucked
- H is for house, which that bitch took
- O is for an orgasm that doesn't last long
- S is for slut, she fucked another guy
- T is for Tim, that's his FUCKING NAME!
- I hope you're happy! Living in my house, and banging my wife!
- FUCK HIM! Fuck him in his dick!
- W is for WHY - why the fuck, Tina!?
- Hey, you wanna hear the rest of this song, you bitch?
- X is for you, my ex-wife!
- Y is for the yeast infection you get every two weeks cause you don't know how to clean your pussy!
- Hey kids, you wanna see how the real world works?
- P is for prison, where I might go
- Q is for quit, 'cause this job blows.
- And Z is for zero - the amount of money I was left me after you shoved me out to dry! YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!
- Santa's Last Stop
- Farts
- I'M PISSED!
- Cock weasel
- You little cocksucker!
- Neighborhood Argument - Link
- This neighborhood used to be nice before these fuckin' BLACKS moved in!
- Stupid goddamn Mexicans. Stupid goddamn fucking Mexicans!
- I'm a Buddhist - I got my own fuckin' God, OK? You don't need to tell me about yours.
- Wholesome white Christian Jesus
- Just sent me an e-mail about how all the Muslims are terrorists
- UUUGH! Fucking sand monkeys! Stupid fucking towel-headed sand monkeys!
- We shoulda killed all the chinks in World War II!
- Hey, you know what you'd call the Flintstones if they were black? Ya'd call 'em niggers!
- You Wanna See My Pecker? (made for Comedy Central's TripTank)
- You wanna see my pecker?
- Please! Show me your dick!
- That's nasty! You're a pervert!
- Are you serious?
jonofthesouth[edit | edit source]
- Barry the Engine and Friends - Link
- Don't be a twat, or you'll end up in the shit.
kitty0706[edit | edit source]
- Elliot Goes to School: Mondays - Link
- Yes, titface?
- Oh, poo
- Gayer than tits!
- Tits aren't gay, noob!
- You're all a bunch of faggots
- My genitals itch!
- (Sigh)
- Okay, back to the notes
- Smells like Jesus!
- Elliot Goes to School: Field Trips - Link
- That wasn’t nice! Say you’re sorry!
- HAHAHAHA, no
- Elliot Goes Camping - Link
- Fucking retard
- The hell are you doing, dumb bitch?!
- Very well, then
- Hey, dudes
- Elliot Goes to School - Link
- Hey, fagola
- You know what?
- Fagola (Multiple instances)
- Team Fabulous 2
- (Scout screaming and running)
lapdanceTv[edit | edit source]
- "I CAN'T SEE WHEN YOU'RE TEA BAGGIN' ME" RAP SONG - Link
- I just love you so much
- Can't breathe when you teabag m
Liam Kyle Sullivan[edit | edit source]
- Muffins- Link
- Blood
- ★ Shoes - Link
- Condams?
- What the hall?
- Fuck you!
- Oh.
- Betch
- Deck
- Suck
- Christ
- 300 fucking dollars
- Skank
- Stupid boy!
Little Kuriboh[edit | edit source]
- Concrete Giraffes - Link
- Gay elephant
- Um, Gay elephant noise?
- Hey guys!
- What the-- who the frig is that?
- Is that a homeless guy?
- Frigging
- Well, I suppose we don’t really have much choice!
- BullCRAP!
- No! That’s not right!
- You’re very sexy!
- Dead children
- Kurt Russell
- Excuse me
- Not so fast
- Oh, God, no!! (screaming and then gets eaten)
- So rude!
lotusbandicoot[edit | edit source]
- 5 Minutes in a Lamborghini... Maybe - Link
- Police
lustigevideoz[edit | edit source]
- (unknown)
- No! Don't do it! I'm a virgin!
Makemebad35[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Banana Mishap - Link
- WHAT THE FUCK?!
- Nooo!
- Bitch Repellent
- A free copy of Stuart Little to masturbate to
- Sheep
- The Cookie Cops - Link
- Lubricated
- Drug Deal Gone Bad - Link
- WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE?
- Fucking (x2)
- WHAT THE SHIT?
- Excuse me, you fucking turkey head
- The bitch overdosed a year ago!
- Does it look like I have a cameltoe?
- A cunt
- The fucking [burger] bitch
- Don't do drugs, give hugs!
- GO SUCK A DICK!
- You're trying to fuck me
- I don't like being fucked
- Whores and hoes
- Are you a hoe?
- Are you a little bitch?
- No
- You have a penis (x2)
- The only penis it sounds like you have is the one you're taking up the ass!
- I have a penis (x2)
- I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING PENIS!
- Who the fuck's [Mr. Hammer]
- No one ever fucks with me
- I'm gonna die
- ★ Hilarious Photobooth Madness - Link
- I like PIZZA!
- Cock weasel
- ★ The Homosexual Ghost - Link
- I wanna suck your dick.
- What the fuck?
- Cock
- Cocksucking ghost
- I'm gonna stick my wiener in your butt
- (Scream)
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
- Dumbass
- Bullshit
- Gay ghost
- I'm gonna piss in my hands and toss it in your face
- Nooo!
- Dick
- (My) dick
- Are you ready for my spooky cock?
- No, not the spooky cock!
- Prepare to experience centuries of penetration
- I swear to God I'm gonna cut your nose off your face!
- He wants to show me his spooky cock
- Damnit
- Take advantage of me
- SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- I don't see shit
- Retarded-ass
- YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
- It's raping time
- No! NO!!!
- Don't stick that there
- Yeahhhhhhh
- ★ How to Stalk a Girl - Link
- I'm gonna squeeze your titties!
- PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!
- Jerking off
- YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSY!
- FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!!
- LEARN TO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!
- YOU FREAKIN' CREEPY ASSHOLE!
- ★ Insane Twins!! - Link
- Excuse me, bitch?
- I'm hungry
- I don't give a fuck
- I'm horny
- I'm gonna light your FACE, ON FIRE!!!
- I'm a horny panda. I'm a horny panda bear!
- Now shut up before I FEED YOUR FUCKING DICK TO MY CAT!
- What the FUCK did you just say?!
- You fucking bitch!
- GET out! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
- Why don't you go suck some cock for some Uno cards?!
- Twelve hours
- WHAT?!
- Kentucky
- POPCORN SANDWICH
- Outtakes - Link
- Bigass balls
- ★ Pissed Off Gamer - Link
- I am gonna fuck you up!
- Big dick
- Small dick
- HO HO YEAH!
- SHIT!
- Yeah, get raped!
- I'm gonna fucking shit all over your face!
- Don't you shit in my house!
- Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is stupid
- Fuck my ass!
- C'mon, boy!
- Stupid! Damn that was bullshit, bullshit in a half!
- Fuck you!
- Cocksucker!
- Fuck
- God, I'm getting fucked in the ass and I don't like it!
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- Bastard!
- Sucking
- What the kind of fuck just happened?
- This isn't funny!
- Masturbate by the moonlight
- The Screamer (A Makemebad Halloween) - Link
- Life sucks cock!
- ★ Shitty Noob Parkour - Link
- Twinkle tits
- Your ass is about to go down
- LETS GO!
- Shitty
- SON OF A BIIITCH!
- VIRGIN DOMINATOR!
- PISSING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!
- (Farts)
- GET THE FUCK OUTTTA HERE!
- PEEK A BOO, I SMELL SHIT!
- Cocksucker
- JACKASSES
- BROKEN ASS!
- HE’S A FUCKING BABY!
- Can someone explain to me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS?
- Shit's fucking weak!
- HATERS EAT SHIT!
- ONE GIGANTIC COCK FOR THIS GUY!
- WHAT THE FUCK?!
- Horse shit
- (Shoot)
- Bitches
- Fuck yeah!
- Shocking Behaviors #2 - Link
- PEEEEENIS!
- ★ Worthless Friends!! - Link
- You fucking kick ass!
- Douchebag
- Do you have a problem with me fucking my cat?
- What the apple pie CHRIST?!
- Get the fuck in my house.
- Are you gonna make me shit bricks?
- I'm gonna make you cum in your own face.
- A paper wiener
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?
- You sir, are an idiot, and I just wanna say - fuck you!
- A goddamn hot dog
- I want you to get out of my house.
- I want you to go outside, and lay in the middle of the road, so a truck can run over your fuckin' body!
- Gettin' its dick sucked by a horse.
- Dear GOD!
- A well-groomed whore
manwith10toes[edit | edit source]
- Dunking for Doughnuts - Link
- ...what the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?
- ★ SPIDERDUB: More Gay, Now With Robots - Link
- This is BULLSHIT!!!
Marrikou[edit | edit source]
- Barney the Dinosaur - This Will Offend You - Link
- Pussy
- Cock
- Abortion. Getting rid of the carjackers of the future, today!
mashed[edit | edit source]
- Super Smash Bros: Pause Attack
- Tell the wife I
- Boo fucking hoo!
maxmoefoe2[edit | edit source]
- Edward Watermelon-Hands.bts.⅓
- Gook
McJuggerNuggets[edit | edit source]
- Destroying My Dads Antique Car Prank - Link
- Jesus Fuck!
- Eviction Day - Link
- Daddy, chill
- What the hell is even that!?
- Psycho Dad Axes Laptop (Role Reversal) - Link
- Jerking off
- Psycho Dad Buries Video Games - Link
- Fucked up
- Psycho Dad Busts Down Door - Link
- What the fuck
- Holy shit
- Holy fucking shit
- Psycho Dad Demolishes Gaming Room - Link
- What the fuck!
- Ah fuck
- Fuck
- What the hell did you do?
- Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox (Role Reversal) - Link
- I've got a big boner right now
- Psycho Dad Drowns Xbox - Link
- What the hell are you doing?
- Piece of shit
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Psycho Dad Reacts to One Million Juggies - Link
- Holy shit
- Psycho Dad Shatters YouTube Play Button - Link
- I'm so done with this shit
- Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games - Link
- Dog shit
- Asshole
- (screaming)
- Fuck
- Psycho Dad Wrecks Car - Link
- Holy shit
- Are you kidding me?
- Psycho Dad vs. Angry Grandpa - Link
- What the hell are you even saying!?
- Psycho Dad Watches McJuggerNuggets - Link
- That Bullshit
- Psycho Kid Kills Father - Link
- Back the fuck off
- What the fuck?
- Psycho Kid Submerges Motorcycle - Link
- What the fuck!
- Fuck!
- TRAPPED IN THE ATTIC BY AN OBSESSED FAN! - Link
- A Shit Load of
- What I Couldn't Do... - Link
- Ten goddamn seconds
MeatCanyon[edit | edit source]
- The Great Reptar Adventure - Link
- Fuck those stupid kids
- (Police siren) Oh, fuck! It's the cops!
- JAWBREAKER - Link
- 25 cents
- JIMMY NEUTRON CAN'T BREATHE - Link
- WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIE!!!
- SUNRISE (A TeleTubbies Cartoon)
- Sun
- WABBIT SEASON - Link
- That's enough
- You got a tight little man-pussy on ya, don'tcha?
- Ow, you're hurting me!
- Double wide surprise
MediocreFilms[edit | edit source]
- Retarded Policeman theme song
- That's me!
- Retarded
- Retarded Policeman #15: Boobies
- Boobies! (x3)
- Retarded Policeman #33: Blonde in a Convertible
- Cripple nipples
- Palsy ballsies
- Retarded Policeman #35: Politically Correct Episode
- That's me
MetalOutlawTV (Metal Spoken Word)[edit | edit source]
- Entrails Ripped... - Link
- Entrails... ripped... from a virgin's CUNT
- Sexual perversion
- Raped by Elephants - Link
- Shit on me
Mega64[edit | edit source]
- The Beatles Rock Band Link
- Uh, no
- What Do You Do With A Kinect? Link
- Where’s the start button?
- Youtube Comedy Week Link
- Your mother
- The woman who raised you
MrBlackDarkness666[edit | edit source]
- Life Of a Goth - Link
- Bitches
Neurotically Yours[edit | edit source]
- ★ Foamy Fan Mail #15
- Overdevloped cumshot of a child
- Wait, what?
Necron99[edit | edit source]
- Experimental truth-telling serum Link
- Femboy Neo-Nazi
- [I pretend to be] Catholic
Nope wmv[edit | edit source]
- DUHHHH CRINGE - Link
- Reddit (2x)
NPCarlsson[edit | edit source]
- 2-year Anniversary Celebration Video - Link
- In a crack den
Ockeroid[edit | edit source]
- RE-ANIMATE ME!!!
- MY VAGINA!
Octacle[edit | edit source]
- Krusty Towers - Link
- Well I just did
- (Yakety Sax with farts)
OneyNG[edit | edit source]
- BATMAN - Teh Dark Night (Dub) - Link
- I'm sorry
- I want to kiss you
- Best Pals - Link
- (Giggling)
- Fuck
- I don't CAARE!
- (Yelp)
- (Disgusting burp)
- Dragonzball Pee Pee - Link
- (Weird moan)
- Ewww, faggot!
- Eeeuugh, I'm dead!
- Pee
- When I'm through with you, you're gonna pees itting down like a girl!
- Hanging out with little boys in spandex, I see!
- Fuck (2x)
- Sandwich
- Fat Albert Dub - Link
- What in the goddamn fuck?!?
- How to Use GoAnimate! - Link
- (Gross burp and fart)
- Leo and Satan: Sugar Trip - Link
- Erection
- Left 4 Speed 2 - Link
- Would you shut up? I'm trying to masturbate up here!
- Liam
- (Babbling)
- Fuck
- Oney's Toon Tutorials - Ep 3 - Sound and Exportion. Abortion. Exporting. There you go. - Link
- (Grunting)
- FAGGOT!!!
- OneyNG and JohnnyUtah Sing Silly Songs - Link
- You fucking liiiiaaar!
- paddy forest NOT stabilized (reupload) - Link
- FUCK OOOOFF!!
- (angry gibberish shouting)
- ★ Pixel Fags - Link
- (instrumentals)
- Mmh!
- Ehh!
- Woaoh!
- (fart)
- A Random Day - Link
- (Babbling)
- A Random Day 2 - Link
- Ooooh
- A Random Day 3 - Link
- Uhhh
- RE: Mash*tima Partnership - Link
- What teh heck?
- ★ The Sicksons - Link
- Failed abortion
- Suck suck
- Smiley Battle for Smokes - Link
- You smell like shit
- ★ Spongebob Sickpants - Link
- Douchebags
- Well gee, I guess Squidward's jacking off
- Oh, I'm just gonna kill myself
- Let's go then, tubby tits!
- Come out here!
- (scream)
- (slicing noises)
- (bus running over noise)
- (giggling) it’s a boy’s corpse!
- Hidden scene
- Fuck
- The Story of Eddsworld Link
- I know, let's call him faggot!
OneyWivPeebles[edit | edit source]
- ★ Gay Arnold - Link
- Tiny little breasts
- (Scream)
- Ah look at it, it's made of sparkles!
- [stammering] Fuckin' bye!
- I hope you die tonight, you fuckin' old faggot
- [How] are you [doing, Shortman?]
- SHUT UP, YOU OLD FAGGOT!!
- Bitch
- Fuckin' kill myself
- Oh, I can't wait to get my dick sucked
- I'm gonna jerk off to this
- Fuckin' pancake titties, I love you, grandma...
- Oh, you'll sleep tonight on my dickhole, I can't wait
- Excuse me, sir! Would you like to see my big, brown dickhole?
- Ahh, SHIT! SHIT!
- You fuckin' old idiot!
- Ya stupid phony
- YOU FUCKIN' OLD BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
- YOUR MOTHER SMELLS LIKE A FUCKIN' BITCH
- Finally wipe my ass and grow up
- What do you think, God?
- Grandpa, I don't like the way your fuckin' balls smell. Wash 'em
- I'M FUCKING BLIND!
- [Time to] kill him
- Let’s go make a peanut butter and baloney sandwich and watch porn
- Dick salesman
- Dickhole(Multiple instances)
- (grunting, multiple instances)
- First
- Time to jerk off to my own face, mmm
- What the hell?
- Shit
- GIMME THE FUCKIN' THING!
- Get away from--
Onision[edit | edit source]
- ★ I'm So Pedophile - Link
- I'm a freaking pervert, I get off of little kids! I'm a freaking pervert, someone should cut my balls off!
- I'm so pedophile
- I'm so perverted
- God, you're hot
- My wife left me for a woman
- Give me a try
- You little bastard!
- I'm going to jail! They're gonna rape me for sure!
- I should've just masturbated!
- You little demon, burn in Hell!
- Drinking
Page Kennedy[edit | edit source]
- Kids Are Dumb - Link
- You stupid motherfucker!
- Stupid motherfucker
pantshat[edit | edit source]
- Master Chief Becomes a Femboy (The Anime)
- Femboy
- You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP
- Scramble my bussy
pej[edit | edit source]
- American Guy: Queerbait Faggot Dog Gets Demolished By Automotive
- I voted for McCain
- Car cancer
Penn Point[edit | edit source]
- The Most Common Questions Penn Gets
- You need to shut the fuck up
- And
Piemations[edit | edit source]
- Bill Nye the Guy
- Illegal
- Squidward Has a Gun! - Link
- Whoopsies!
- Suction Cup Man - Link
- For a guy in a suit you're pretty fuckin' stupid!
- Why the hell not?
- Get the fuck down!
- Dick
- Suction Cup Man 2: The Suck for America - Link
- Fuck you
- Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure - Link
- Penis penis penis
- Tails Invents a Thing - Link
- Haha! I have a very powerful!
- I TOLD YOU I'D POOP ON YOU!!!
PilotRedSun[edit | edit source]
- angry - Link
- I will fly, and you will die
Podel[edit | edit source]
- ★ How to Overclock Your Oven With an RTX 3090 - Link
- HOLY SHIT!
Pontiff Sulyvahn[edit | edit source]
- Ain't That Some Bullshit - Link
- Some bullshit
Poopish Poop[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Faggot Song - Link
- Faggot
- Fucking stupid faggot
- Suck on dicks
- Shove my penis in your butthole
- Faggots
- I'm a faggot
- Sucking all the dicks that he can see
PronunciationManual[edit | edit source]
- How To Pronounce Penis - Link
- Bepis
ProZD[edit | edit source]
- Twas I who set the house ablaze!
- Twas I
Pruane2Forever[edit | edit source]
- It's My Birthday - Link
- YEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHHH!
- Pruane2 Getting His Ass Kicked! - Link
- You little shit!
- The Sexman vs Jason - Link
- No
- Aw Shit
Psychicpebbles[edit | edit source]
- ★ Arrow to the Knee - Link
- What is this
- Shut up!
- Shitsmeared mongoloids
- You putrid fucking cunt!
- NO, YOU DUMBASS!
- Black Friday 2018 - Link
- Did you-- did you know that you sleeptalk sometimes? ...you do
- You gonna defy me?
- Oh, you look so sleepy
- CATS - Link
- BOOBS
- CLOWN ROBBERY - Link
- (cheering and clapping)
- ★ cool shit - Link
- Hello!
- The Duck Song 4 Link
- Yo man, got any drugs?
- No, fuck you
- FineBros React - Link
- We have to milk this! Milk it like you milk me!
- Child molesters
- Watch this crap!
- Shooting
- GrembloArtShow.com Black Friday 2017 Promo - Link
- Listen very carefully... alright?
- I'm not deceiving you
- Hellbenders: Zachnaphobia (leaked, unfinished episode) - Link
- Ahhh, z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
- (vomiting sounds)
- Friends don't lie
- Hellbenders: Bitch, Applease (original pilot version of "Applooza”)
- COCK
- Douche
- Hellbenders: Applooza - Link
- You look pretty good
- (Softcore porn music)
- (Muffled scream)
- Crawl into my hole and find out
- You have nice titties for a little boy
- (Zach screaming)
- SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEEEEEEAAAA[Cut off]
- Why the fuck didn't you say so earlier?
- HELL NO!!
- We’re not racist
- Fuck youuuuuu
- (Slurping, mailman screaming)
- A Hellbenders Christmas - Link
- OH JESUS CHRIST, MY EARS!
- Fuck this!
- Hellbenders: Icecream
- Okay, bye
- IMPROVABLE - Orphanage - Link
- Stop fingering me!
- (Scream)
- KONY2012 - Link
- GOD DAMN IT!
- PIKAMON - Link
- (Growl)
- Helloooo, faggots!
- (Gross defecation noises)
- Why are you covered in blood?
- RE: Reply Girls - Link
- (Moaning)
- RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES in 10 Seconds - Link
- Fuck... you...
- SKYRIM IS EPIC - Link
- I'M GONNA CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!
- The Obnoxious Orange - Link
- Suck my dick
- (Licking)
- UPDATE VIDEO
- Shit-filled [rearranged]
Real Human Bean[edit | edit source]
- Uh Oh Stinky
- Uh oh
RedMinus[edit | edit source]
- When Peeing
- That's fucknig gross, man, what the hell?
ReverendBurn[edit | edit source]
- ★ BJ Time - Link
- Boner
- Blowjob (x2)
- What the fuck yer doin' with my penis
RhymesWithStomach[edit | edit source]
- Simulated Cock Fun & Virtual Balls - Link
- My ass is on fire
RiffleTheWhiffleEditz[edit | edit source]
- Riffle The Whiffle Can Actually Talk (My Very Own Sound Source That They Can Use) - Link
- Ow, my nuts!
- Horny
- Smoking Crack (x2)
- My boner!
RoRo Edits[edit | edit source]
- Niggas in the Dark - Link
- Cock is small
Ross Plaskow[edit | edit source]
- DINOSAURS IN SPACE - Link
- Inseminate
- Penis
- DINOSAURS IN SPACE 2 - Link
- Dog semen
Robert Benfer[edit | edit source]
- Bananas - Link
- I can do anything without hurting my balls, hurting my balls, hurting my balls!
- BBW LVR - Link
- Congratulations, you are dead
- Cake - Link
- I'm not feeling too good right now, Tiffany
- Klay World: Big Bad Uncle - Link
- And one more! Never mind!
- Klay World: Dan's Head - Link
- Murderer
- Klay World: Dr Bob Saves the Day - Link
- Hey, you need to shut up
- Klay World: Grenade Gregory
- I got three grenades with your names on it!
- Klay World: Klay Swimming Pool - Link
- I dunno
- Klay World: Sue - Link
- What the hell?
Robertas Gasparaitis[edit | edit source]
- Frozen | Fuck My Ass (Parody) - Link
- My ass!!
RubberFruit[edit | edit source]
- ★ Painis Cupcake - Link
- I am Painis Cupcake! I will eat you!
SacredCrotch[edit | edit source]
- ★ (unknown) (The source in question has since been deleted)
- Babies
Sassy Justice[edit | edit source]
- (coughing)
SavgaeBoy69[edit | edit source]
- Drew Pickles Goes to Chees TV
- 600 mile long penis mansion
Scott Gairdner[edit | edit source]
- ★ Sex Offender Shuffle Link
- Sex offender (multiple instances)
- Do the sex offender shuffle
- Touch your cousin
Screen Junkies[edit | edit source]
- Honest Trailers: The Little Mermaid
- Pork
- Honest Trailers: Wreck-It Ralph
- Sonic fan art
seinfeldspitstain[edit | edit source]
- "Gregory's Room" - RARE Nick Jr. Pilot Footage- Link
- Alone in this
- Just the two of us (rearranged)
Selena is best waifu[edit | edit source]
- Pearl and harbor (Marina) in splatoon - Link
- Wait a fucking minute
Shane Dawson[edit | edit source]
- ★ Fred is Dead - Link
- Mothafucka, why won't you die!
- Aw shit.
- The Condom Challenge - Link
- Condom
Shawn K[edit | edit source]
- Dell Computer Destruction 4 - Link
- That's disc drive
- That's gonna be hard drive
- A problem has been detected to your computer
- Let me see if I can fix it.
Silvermania[edit | edit source]
- ★ Exclusive Gabe Newell Interview at Valve HQ - Link
- Giant gaping anus
- Faggot shit
- Cleaveland steamer
SLAPPAYURFACE[edit | edit source]
- ★ My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words - Link
- Cockmongrel
- Woodshitter
- Butterass
- Ass
- Bilblow Faggins
- Son of an ass
- Dick staple
- Fuck
- Assrammer
- Crotch fruit
Smosh[edit | edit source]
- 22 Crazy Vines That Don't Exist
- AW, DUDE!
- AMAZING NEW DRINK! - Link
- Huge balls (x2)
- Abnormally large testicles
- CHARLIE THE DRUNK GUINEA PIG 3 - Link
- Oh, you little ass-face!
- Food Battle 2010 - Link
- Dick-biscuit
- HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE!
- Ow! My fallopian tube!
- HOW TO COVER UP A MURDER!
- (scream)
- I LOST MY HAIR!
- (laughter)
- If Scary Movies Were Real
- Die, bitch!
- IPOD GENIE!
- Yeah. No one does.
- Leave It to Bieber
- My dad's a pussy
- REAL DEATH NOTE
- Oh my God! / Disgusting!
- Sparky Goes to a Club
- Children
- (screaming and chainsaw noises)
- HELL naw!
- She cheated on me with my dad!
- I got the perfect solution to your bitch problem
- Stupid Movie Sequels
- Molester
- THIS VIDEO IS OFFENSIVE - Link
- Being gay
- Gay
- Stupid
SMG4[edit | edit source]
- Meta Runner Voice Actors Read Memes
- What the hell are you doing here?!
- SM64 Bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos
- Are you freaking kidding me?!
SML (SuperMarioLogan)[edit | edit source]
- The Bet
- Fuck
- Black Yoshi’s Chicken Sandwich
- Popeye's chicken sandwich
- Poop eye's
- Chicken sandwich
- First Day of School
- Are you fucking high?!
- Fuck you
- Jeffy's Bad Word
- Faggot! (multiple instances)
- In the butt
- Stuck his fingers in my butt, and twirled them around and then sniffed them
- Raped
- Jeffy Plays Fornite
- ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!
SpamNapkin[edit | edit source]
- johnny test foley artist - Link
- Want to kill
Spazkidin3D[edit | edit source]
- PowerTrip (18+) - Link
- AAAAAHH! IT FUCKING BURNS!
- Cool Show: Space Jokes - Link
- (injured grunt)
- Space
Spoiledmilk970[edit | edit source]
- ★ Jimmy Neutron EDITED - Battle of the Bands - Link
- I'm gonna fuck you kids, tonight, and remember, I'm gay!
StamperTV[edit | edit source]
- Breakfast with Sushi - Link
- Fuck you then shit! shiiiiit!
- Cool Show: Peanut Butter and Bacon - Link
- I should... I should fuck his fat wife. Right in the... [belch] Right in the pussy
- Cool Show: Time Travel - Link
- You gonna fuckin' help me or not?!
- Marshmallow Smiles - Drive-In-Blews - Link
- Weiners, weiners, weiners and balls
- PEE PEE'S GAYHOUSE - Link
- I'm about to fuck you up!
- You corny ass mother
- Sayonara, nigga!
- Nigga
Stay Bullish[edit | edit source]
- ★ Nothin Butt Buddies - Link
- Butt buddies
Stefan Karl[edit | edit source]
- Covefe - Link
- Covefe
Stephen K.[edit | edit source]
- What Up Bitch - Link
- Aye, what up, bitch!?
Steve Moustache[edit | edit source]
- ★ Extreme Makeover - Link
- What the fuck did you do to me, holy fucking shit!
- Aw, fuck!
- You sons of bitches BUTCHERED me!
- Ah, what the fuck is wrong with my arm?!
- What the fuck is my family gonna think of me now?!
- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
- You fucking dizzy bitch!
Stinger o Wanjiro[edit | edit source]
- ★ Why is he selling merch for a demo… (Deltarune animation) - Link
- Mercedes Benz
Stinkbutta Face[edit | edit source]
- ★ TRAPS ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!11 - Link
- FUCKING GAY
- THAT MAKES YOU GAAAAAAY, BITCH!!
- I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT!! I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU!!
- HENTAI
- OH MY GOD!
- (loud static screaming)
TheStolken[edit | edit source]
- How to Deal with a Furry - Link
- I'm a HUUUUGE fuckin' faggot!
Stuckey and Murray[edit | edit source]
- The Cock Smoker - Link
- Cock smoker
SuperIdiotMan00[edit | edit source]
- [April Fools] SB Edited - Dumped (Reupload) - Link
- Home invasion, dicknuts
- [April Fools] Arrgh, Fuck! (Reupload) - Link
- Damn, man!
- Go fuck yourself, I'm gonna kill you!
- Fuck (5x)
- ★ da bes spongbobb edit in da wurlld! - Link
- Zanzibar
- Penis
- Shit
- Cleveland
- Titties
- Dick
- Fuck
- Dildo
- Pee
- Cock
- Shitty
- Danny? What the hell are you doing up at this hour? Your father and I told you not to swear at the TV. Go to bed right now.
- Oh shit! Mom!
- Fuck you, mom!
- Don't talk to me like that, you little fucker!
- You’re fucking grounded, you little bitch!
- (Danny crying while being spanked)
- Okay, let's try this again.
- I'm (SuperIdiotMan), and I tried too hard!
- Unreleased version - Link
- Cumshot
- Penis
- Balls
- Titties
- Cum
- Vagina
- Fuck
- Cock
- Shit
- Spic (occasionally used as a name for Sprig in Amphibia edits)
- Dick van Dyke "Partial" dub - Link
- Fuck you!
- Up your ass
- Shoved up your ass
- Evil Con Carne Edited - Max Courage (collab with EditDealer)
- Dick face
- Space Ghost Coast to Coast Edited - Fire Ant (collab with Rotten Cheese - Link
- The next day
- SpongeBobEdits1's "Christmas Who Collab" (feat. RockOrangeEdits, MrSkeleBoner, and SuperIdiotMan00) - Link
- Your mom is a hoe!
- The Rock/Rap Collab entry
- My virgin rectum
- ★ The Room dub - Link
- Queers
- What up, bitch, I'm home
- Oh, what the fuck do you want?
- Is it your balls?
- Open the fucking door! (x4)
- Uh I heard you ordered [pizza] with extra my penis
- Fake tit
- Oh fu-
Supermac18[edit | edit source]
- ★ Puppys - Link
- There’s diarrhea all over the floor!
The Cool Videos[edit | edit source]
- Sponge Bob Super Bowl Half Time
- Fuck-fucking dick, fuck-fucking shit
the2toms[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape - Link
- Hello Mario
- AIDS (x2)
- Sexual intercourse (x2)
- Penis and testicles
- Sperm
- Teen pregnancy
- A condom (x2)
- STD's (x2)
- Pregnancy
- Genitalia
- Penis
- Pubic hair
- Yes
- Testies
tooloudchannel[edit | edit source]
- The Screaming Marmot - Link
- (loud scream)
★ Tourettes Guy[edit | edit source]
- 30 Cases of Pickles - Link
- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
- The Angry Janitor - Link
- Did you shit in the fucking toilet, put all the toilet paper in there?
- That was a good shit.
- Dickhead!
- Bullshit!
- You wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?
- Shit like a horse
- I'm gonna fuck you in your ass
- Awkward Father & Son Moment #54,237
- Quit bullshitting
- Bacon and Eggs
- Bacon and eggs dear
- Bench Press - Link
- He's probably getting fucked in the ass!
- I can't see shit!
- Bird in the House - Link
- HOLY SHIT!
- (angry battle cry)
- Gay marriage
- I don't hate gays
- Damn it!
- I'm too pissed to give a shit!
- Fuck!
- Bob Saget - Link
- Oh Bob Saget (x3)
- Aw shit! Shit!
- Bowling - Link
- You know what, you can suck my dick
- FUCK!
- HOLY SHIT!
- Breakfast in Bed
- Get the fuck outta here!
- You're an asshole
- You're nothin' but a no-good, drunk, inbred piece of crap
- Brushing Teeth - Link
- Faggot!
- FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- Motherfucker, I'll kick your ass!
- I have balls!
- Buried Alive - Link
- Yeah, and if it was a fag, it woulda sucked your COCK!
- Making an ass!
- The George Foreman Grill just took a SHIT!
- He sounds like a lesbian.
- Someone oughta cut that hump off... and shove it up his ass!
- AAH, PENIS!
- I’m stuck in a bottomless pit OF HIPPOPOTAMUS SHIT
- Hey! Faggot!
- What the hell is that?!
- Fuck you!
- Oh shit!
- Hmmmmmmm?
- Colgate Toothpaste - Link
- Yes. (2x)
- I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece a' SHIT!
- THIS IS BULLSHIT!
- Piece of shit
- FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- Dammit
- Holy shit!
- Balls
- I'M PISSED!
- Fuckin' hung up my ass!
- Cologne
- That bitch at church
- Colonel Cluster Fuck Link
- (Glass crashing)
- You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
- The Doctor Doesn't Need To Know - Link
- Don't you EVER talk about my dick, without my permission!!
- Dom DeLuise - Link
- With his ass, up his ass!
- Drunk in the Bathroom - Link
- OH, SHIT!!!
- Driving lesson - Link
- Oh you dumbass!
- Oh shit!
- Father and Son - Link
- Fuck you! (x7)
- I said fuck you first, so fuck you!
- Hey, there's a whole lot of fuckin' goin on in this room!
- Well fuck you!
- Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!
- So you want to talk some shit, huh, baldy?
- Why don’t you just fuck off!
- Fuck the Philippines!
- (both) AH SHIT!
- Falling off of chair
- Whoa shit, dammit!
- Fear Before the March of Flames
- Turn that shit down! (unusued take) - Link
- Fishsticks
- Hard as tits!
- FREDDY vs. TOURETTES GUY - Link
- Oh, Jesus crap!!
- Fridge - Link
- Fuck you kid, you're a dick!
- You're a faggot
- Men's asses
- She's a bitch!
- That's my ass!
- Holy dumb fuck! What is this shit?!
- Fashion Bug
- I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass!
- Garbage Disposal - Link
- You hear that shit?
- Sounds like Chewbacca takin' a shit! (imitates Chewbacca's growl)
- Oh, fuck you, you're grounded!
- Go Count Your Dick - Link
- You motherfuckers!
- PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!
- Go count your dick!
- Good Shit
- Damn it this is good shit! fuck!
- Grocery Store (aka "Can't Take Him Anywhere") - Link
- Calm down, Calm down, don't get a big DICK!
- HOLY SHIT!
- I don't give a shit, shit, SHIT!
- NOOO!
- Head and Shoulders Incident - Link
- BITCH
- SHIT
- PISS!
- ASS!
- BALLS
- DAMN
- SUCK MY COCK!
- LICK MY BALLS!
- FAGGOT!
- You cunt
- Oh no!
- (crying) Oh shit! Shit!
- (crying) Fuck you!
- Horse Manure - Link
- Horse Manure
- Hot Pan - Link
- FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, oh...
- FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- I Wouldn't Piss on Him if He was on Jeopardy - Link
- --wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!
- I'm Gonna Scotch Tape Your Ass Shut - Link
- I'M GONNA SCOTCH TAPE YOUR ASS SHUT!
- Interview Part 2 - Link
- (Laughing)
- Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you in the ass!
- Piece of shit!
- Turn it down!
- Your ass!
- Interview Part 4
- You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!
- Leaving the Bar at 11 PM
- Oh hell no!
- Limp Bizkit
- With your dick
- The Lion King-Link
- SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
- We gonna fuck or what?
- Lottery - Link
- Fuck!
- Holy shit!
- Magnum P.I. - Link
- I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in MY SHIT!
- HOLY FUCK!
- Get the fuck out of my way, you bitch!
- Make Confidence Your Bitch!
- Ooooh yeah, the Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!
- Hurry up, Mr. Bitch!
- Look at these dumb motherfuckers.
- You gotta make confidence your bitch!
- Make Like A Banana - Link
- Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!
- Microwave - Link
- Bitch! BIIIIIITCH!
- Mortal Kombat
- Round big balls!
- Mr. Dingus
- What does that dumbass want NOW?!
- (extremly long beat) FUCK!!!
- Oh Fuck Me - Link
- Oh, fuck me! (x2)
- Ordering a Pizza - Link
- Fffffucked
- Referee - Link
- No, no, no, no, no, no! NO!!!
- Damn him in the ass!
- Rick Moranis
- Rick Moranis shit everywhere!
- Rude Awakening - Link
- WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
- Damn it!
- Ass
- Oh shit
- Fuck you!
- You piece of shit!
- You have balls!
- Porcupine's balls
- They're small and they don't give a shit!
- Shirlena Visits - Link
- Wait a minute, you dick!
- Ah shit!
- I don't have a dick, you prick!
- In this hellhole!
- I'll kick you in the balls!
- Bitch!
- I love you
- (mocking tongue noise)
- Shit boat
- Hurry up you shit boats!
- Sleepwalking
- Bullshit!
- Speak English! - Link
- My ass!
- Oh, that bitch!
- You know what, fuck you people! Kiss my ass!
- I don't give a sheet
- Son of a bitch!
- Frank shit his wheelchair!
- Sus Moments - Link
- You are not working at a fucking gay bar!
- Oh my god! You should've seen the boobs we saw on this one guy!
- If you work at a gay bar long enough, it'll turn you gay!
- Lick my balls, Bruce!
- Don't be a bitch!
- Thanksgiving at Tourettes Guy's House - Link
- Get your ass over here!
- What the hell is this shit?
- I'm gonna whip your ass, you little son of a bitch! Come back here, you cock sucker!
- YOU COCK SUCKERRRRRRR!
- Fuckin tyin' asshole
- Huh?!
- Total
- Don't talk shit about total!
- Tourette’s guy gets the hiccups - Link
- You're a stupid pecker
- Probably a fag
- What a fucking dumbass!
- IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GET A DAMN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!
- I made you some shit
- You're nothin' but a no-good-
- WHAT?
- Twizzlers - Link
- NO! (x3)
- BUTT FUCK!
- Unsolved Mysteries - Link
- Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries - find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot!
- UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck 'em!
- 500 dollars worth of BULLSHIT!
- Where's the Paper Towels?
- Ouch!
- Motherfucker, you hit me in the dick!
- Window
- Pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
- Years' Supply of Paper Towels
- HOLY FUCK!
- Oh, fuck!
TomSka[edit | edit source]
- asdfmovie - Link
- Oh, the pain! it's unbearable!
- Tell my children
- Die, potato!
- asdfmovie deleted scenes - Link
- You're a diiiiiiiick!
- STABBED (ft. OneyNG) - Link
- DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?!
- SWEET MOTHER OF BUTTS
- IN MY EEEEYES!!!
- Rock Bottom - Link
- That's hilarious
Tonyfamous[edit | edit source]
- Dora the Goth Explorer # 3 - Link
- Retarded
- Retard
Tranium[edit | edit source]
- We had a DISCORD Editing Contest… #2
- To see
Twelthofadime[edit | edit source]
- Carnival Madness - Link
- Get the fuck out (x2)
- Cocksucker
Uncle Al[edit | edit source]
- Boyardee Debacle - Link
- On my balls
- The Cancelled Krab - Link
- Computer girlfriend Alexa
- Canned Coochie - Link
- Krusty kooch
- Donkey Kong Country Abridged: Episode 2 - Ape Fool Young - Link
- I'm high as fuck!
- Krusty Kooch Training Video - Link
- Smegma
- Foreskin
- Patrick reads YOUR posts, 70 New Phrases
- Why THE FUCK my pee pee hard?!
- Spongequest - Link
- Dick Cheese
- Squid Pride - Link
- Booty bang
- Uh... wiener, wiener, wiener! I just love wieners!
- (Sucking sound)
- Squidward Needs Some Beefaroni - Link
- No buts!
Ukinojoe[edit | edit source]
- ARGO: An Accurate Summarization - Link
- I'm sorry, I... I didn't catch that
- BLONIC - Link
- How embarrassing!
- BLONIC 2 - Link
- Let's go round up the troops!
- BLONIC THE SHIRT Link
- Not particularly
- Brevity Falls - Link
- Smoke
- Donald and the Big Game - Link
- SPORTS!
- Eddsworld USA - Link
- What a faggot!
- Let's go fuck 'em!
- Gettin' fucked in the ass or somethin
- Eddie Murphy - Link
- Eddie Murphy
- The Family Simp - Link
- Yaaaay
- It alright
- (Frustrated growl)
- Penis
- Hmmm?
- ★ Fixing Good - Link
- What’s up, ketchup?
- White
- Frumple's Quest (Volcano: HANG) - Link
- (Laughter)
- (Gurgling scream)
- Frumple's Quest (Volcano: CLIMB) - Link
- (Hysterical babbling)
- Frumple's Quest (JUNGLE: SWING) - Link
- I can fly!
- Frumple's Quest (Jungle: MUMBO) - Link
- (Growl)
- (Running and panting)
- Frumple's Quest (Jungle: WADE) - Link
- (Giggling)
- Frumplequest 2: Neckbeard the Pirate - Link
- DANDELION!
- Frumplequest the Conquistador 3: Shady Bill - Link
- (Scream)
- Game Gramps - Link
- Son of a bitch!
- Game of Bones - Link
- Ohhhh, nooooo!
- A virgin
- Golden Girls - Link
- Have sex with 12 men at the same time
- Groose: Grooseward Gourd - Link
- (crying) Where did I go wrong?!
- ★ Great: The Show 6 - Spaghettios! - Link
- Look, it’s the coin from Sonic!
- Irod Bad! - Link
- Sgt. Douchebag
- Italian American Used Car Salesman - Link
- (Eating sloppily)
- Literally Hitler - Link
- I will shoot myself, and then I will shoot you!
- Mean Internet - Link
- KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY!!
- Friend
- Mean Internet 3 - Link
- Have I mentioned today that I love you?
- Repulsion Gel - Link
- Here it comes!
- Replacement Bully - Link
- Heyyy, faggot
- Seinfeld - Link
- And then
- My penis
- Star Wumpis McGumpis - Link
- (Gurgly scream)
- Viral Video Commentary - Link
- (Stupid laughter)
- (Babbling)
- We GOTTA Get SPONGEBOB Back - Link
- One second later
- I GOTTA get SPONGEBOB back!
- YouTube Commenters - Link
- What the FUCK?!
- It sounds like he's saying PENIS!
- Oh boy! I'm viewer #302!
- Unsubscribe
- YouTube Commenters 2 - Link
- Dafuq?
- I don't get it!
- How embarrassing!
Uncle Al[edit | edit source]
- Patrick reads YOUR posts, 70 New Phrases
- Why THE FUCK my pee pee hard?
Unknown author[edit | edit source]
- 30 Offensive Jokes in Under4 Minutes - Link
- Why do black men cry during sex? You wouldcry with a bunch of mace in your eyes!
- How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!
- What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know that he actually did it.
- What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Vargskelethor Joel[edit | edit source]
- ★ Super Ghostbusters (album)
- Wat da fuk?
- In my fucking fridge
- Windows 8 Destruction
- Religion
- Windows 10 Destruction - Link
- Minecraft sex porn
wafflepwn[edit | edit source]
- Greatest freakout ever (ORIGINAL)
- IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!!
- Greatest Freakout Ever 2 - Link
- I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST-BORN CHILD!!!
- Greatest Freak Out Ever Aftermath - Link
- Fag
- Greatest Freak Out Ever 13 - Link
- Straight
- Greatest freakout ever 19 - Link
- No!
- Noooo!
- Noooooo!
- NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
waxedtaters[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Duck Song 4
- Hey, douchebag (x3)
- Get the hell out
- Fuck youse
- No, you dumbass
- I told you this bullshit yesterday
- Get the fuck out
- Goddammit
- Give me the goddamn grapes, motherfucker
- I'm out of here, you fucking dick
Weebl's Stuff[edit | edit source]
- Amazing Horse - Link
- Give it a lick
- Shut up woman get on my horse!
- Badger Badger Badger - Link
- Mushroom
WeTeachYouHow2[edit | edit source]
- ★ How 2 fuck up - Link
- I can't believe (Mario's) FUCKIN' DEAD!!!
WickedAwesomeFilms[edit | edit source]
- BANNED GORILLA GLUE COMMERCIAL - Link
- Gettin' high, bitches!
- SNORT THIS FUCKING SHIT!
- Banned DiGiornno Pizza Commercial - Link
- Dumbass!
Wrath Club[edit | edit source]
- How to Draw With Shadman 2
- Implants
WWWPPPSSS[edit | edit source]
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Link
- I don't give a shit!
- RE: Annoying Orange Through Time
- (Weird laughter)
XDrang93[edit | edit source]
- ★ 3 Edits on Sunday - Link
- Why don't you two bitches take your fuckin' bullshit somewhere else!
- A Dub Review
- Whorehouse
- A hooker
- Fourway orgy
- Audio Only Video Experiment - Link
- Pornographic magazines
- Pornos
- Okay, I'm out of ideas
- ★ Beeps in Editing Nowadays - Link
- No (x9), oh, FUCK NO!
- Fireworks of Attention - Link
- Fuck you, I'm out
- "Raging" Song Collabs & Stuff - Link
- What the fuck did you just say?!
- Why didn't you tell me before you fuckin' bitch?!
- You stupid bitch!
- (unknown videos)'
- Edit
- Editing
- Collab
Xploshi[edit | edit source]
- Ménage Man: The Last Straw - Link
- (Screaming)
XScourgeTailsX[edit | edit source]
- Regular Show - Grave Sights [EDITED] - Link
- Come on bitch!
XX_Eric_XX[edit | edit source]
- ★ Flipagram Roast compilation - Link
- (laughing)
- (wheeze)
- Buckwheat pancakes
- Burger! (contagious laughter)
★ Yo Mama[edit | edit source]
- YO MAMA SO FAT! Kirby - Link
- Pretty gay!
- Badass
- YO MAMA SO FAT! School Pictures
- Get bitches!
- YO MAMA SO FAT! Stephen Hawking/Black Hole
- Asshole
- YO MAMA SO FAT! South Park
- You BASTARD!
- YO MAMA SO FAT! Yogi Bear
- Oh, shit!
- YO MAMA SO OLD! Ancient Aliens
- Motherfucking
- YO MAMA SO SHORT! Smoking Weed - Link
- Weed
- Get high
- YO MAMA SO STUPID! Donut Link
- Ho-ly SHIT, you're stupid!
- YO MAMA SO STUPID! Fruit Punch - Link
- Gay
- YO MAMA SO STUPID! Mountain Dew
- Mountain Dew
- YO MAMA SO STUPID! Puzzle
- Retarded
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Bath Water
- Aw, fuck this!
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Deadpool
- (Could somebody get me) the fuck (out of this joke?)
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Forever Alone - Link
- Fuck no!
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Freddy Krueger
- Bitch!
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Hello Kitty - Link
- Ooh, you are so ugly! Oh goodbye, goodbye!
- What the fuck is a Hello Kitty?!?
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Ice Cube
- Aw, shit!
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Juggernaut / X-Men
- Bitch!
- Oh shit!
- Fuck you
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Santa Claus
- Holy shit!
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club
- Strip club
- YO MAMA SO UGLY! Toilet
- Shit
YoruShikaTheBaka[edit | edit source]
- Discord Out Of Context 19 - Link
- Up his butt
- Bastard
- Testicle
- Not
- These Fawful Games SUCK - Link
- This sucks
- Come on
- Fuck you
- Come (used as cum)
- Damn bro (x3)
- My Old .EXE Games SUCK - Link
- Sucking on a Dick
Educational[edit | edit source]
The Amazing Atheist[edit | edit source]
- DIE YOU BASTARDS
- Cocksucker
- Penetrating Teenage Girls' Brains Further
- You fucking shittin' me?
- Unknown
- FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
- You stupid fucking bitch!
blameitonjorge[edit | edit source]
- 13 Horrifying Things That Really Happened On Halloween - Link
- Speed balls (2x)
- Top 15 Mario Theories - Link
- Donkey Kong murdered [Mario and Luigi's] parents
Bill Wurtz[edit | edit source]
- ★ History Of Japan - Link
- Died in a tornado
- Hi, dipshit
- Hire a samurai
- How bout I do anyway!
- Protect your shit from criminals
- ★ History Of The Entire World I Guess - Link
- And the ocean is full of (plastic)
- Bye bye, ocean
- Communism
- Deadly laser
- Fuck it!
- Hell yeah! Now we've got business!
- How did this happen?
- NO!
- Sponge
- Zanzibar
- Oh fuck
- Wow, that worked?
- Oh, okay
- Let's watch some television
- Television
- What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?
- What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?
Brijan[edit | edit source]
- How to Cook and Peel Beef Tongue Correctly - Best Beef Tongue
- Tongue
Crash Course[edit | edit source]
- How To Argue - Philosophical Reasoning: Crash Course Philosophy #2 - Link
- You might as well know how to argue properly.
- Reproductive System, Part 2 - Male Reproductive System: Crash Course A&P #41 - Link
- Erection
- Three layers of erectile tissue
Digital Meat[edit | edit source]
- Cinema 4D R19: New Features
- Choke on (its) own nuts
Freedom Toons[edit | edit source]
- A Brief History of Socialism - Link
- Socialism
- COVID vs BLM and Antifa - Link
- Contracted COVID-19?
- Hasan Piker REKS Ben Shapiro | The Debunkers - Link
- Shapiro
- Joe Rogan Interviews Tim Pool and Jack Dorsey" - Link
- Have you ever tried (DMT)?
Hunter Avalone[edit | edit source]
- Dear Gay People - Link
- Faggot
The Infographics Show[edit | edit source]
- Why Did The Communist Regimes Fail In Eastern Europe - Link
- Eastern Europe
- The Horrible Life Of People In Soviet Gulags - Link
- Gulag
- The Iron Curtain
Internet Historian[edit | edit source]
- The Failure of Dashcon | The world's first Tumblr convention - Link
- A free extra hour in the ball pit
- The Fall of 76
- Banned for racism
JasonCapital[edit | edit source]
- Be A Dick - Link
- Be a fucking dick
Larken Rose[edit | edit source]
- Cops: Protectors or Predators? - Link
- Deputy Doofus
- Fuck The Republic - Link
- Democratically Elected Constitutional Republic
- Union Of Soviet Socialist Republics
Lockstick & Gnoggin[edit | edit source]
- Is the Angry Birds Movie Racist Right Wing Propaganda?
- Holocaust
Mark Sabine[edit | edit source]
- Marmalade - Words of the World - Link
- Sexy
- Fetish - Words of the World - Link
- Fetish
Michael Rosen[edit | edit source]
- Carrying the Elephant audio book
- Wanked him off into a bucket
- Cultures of Resistance Introduction - Link
- Fucking crazy (x2)
- Fuck course
- It's fucking crazy
- Fast Food
- Stop right there
- The Outing - Link
- Penises (wouldn't be necessary )
- Six (used as "sex")
- Michael's Big Book of Bad Things - Part 2 - Link
- Jewish people
- No Breathing in Class - Link
- NO… BREATHING!
- (Michael gasping)
- Keel over and die.
- Tomato 1
- Don't want to
Mike The Cop[edit | edit source]
- How do cops catch speeders? - Link
- Easy as getting an STD from your Tinder date
- It's all about sines, cosines, and angles.
Music Theory for Guitar[edit | edit source]
- The Forbidden Note That Sounds Great
- Fucked
Rob Gavagan[edit | edit source]
- The BARBIE & KEN Killers | SERIAL KILLER FILES #18
- The Scarborough Rapist
Shane Killian[edit | edit source]
- Fake Neutrality - Link
- Network engineering certification from Microsoft
- How To Argue For Universal Healthcare - Link
- Ride in on a white horse, and save us from the horrors of the free market.
Sorta Explained[edit | edit source]
- Why Cornflakes Were (Sorta) Invented to Prevent Masturbation - Link
- Masturbation (multiple instances)
Subrick[edit | edit source]
- Nice Job Waking Me Up (AKA Pwnage Olympics Entry #2) - Link
- Rape babies
- Fuck you
- Dipshit
- Cunt
They Will Kill You[edit | edit source]
- 7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane - Link
- Kuala Lumpur
- Porn
- Urine [urinates]
- Pornography
- Top 8 Creepiest Ghost Sightings - Link
- Abraham Lincoln
- 7 days
ThinkTank[edit | edit source]
- 5 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Are Too Weird To Be Sexy - Link
- Sexah Skunk!
Whang![edit | edit source]
Tales From the Internet[edit | edit source]
- Messytails Update
- Vore
- The Redditor with Two Penises
- A Reddit
- R slash (r/)
- Who Was Behind 2Girls1Cup?
- Two girls, one cup
Vice[edit | edit source]
- The Truth About Furries: Fandom Not Fetish - Link
- I have had sex with my tail and head
Yarnhub[edit | edit source]
- Baron vs Gestapo - Link
- Gestapo
Gaming[edit | edit source]
Alpha Omega Sin[edit | edit source]
- Facebook Buys Oculus Rift ... Wait what? - Link
- Facialbook
- Phil Fish is a Douche (A rant that's been long overdue) - Link
- Bionic drill tipped dick
- Douche nozzle ass motherfucker
- Video Game Fanboy Rant (They Make Actual Gamers Look Dumb As Fuck) - Link
- Useless, Brainless, Spineless, Fucking Mobile Sacks Of Flesh
The Angry Video Game Nerd[edit | edit source]
- Aladdin Deck Enhancer Link
- Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
- Amiga CD32 Link
- Shitcake(d)
- Wow! What an asshole.
- ★ Atari 5200 - Link
- AAAAGH! FUCK! FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!
- Atari Jaguar Part 1 - Link
- I dunno?
- ★ Atari Porn - Link
- That's fuckin' nasty, man!
- You sick bastards
- Fuck this shit
- Big Rigs Over The Road Racing - Link
- This is Awesome!
- BIG MOTHERFUCKING!
- Bayou Billy/The Punisher Link
- Fuck you
- ★ Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout - Link
- I'd rather put my balls in a crocodile's mouth, while shoving my head up a unicorn's asshole!
- What a shitty-ass load of goddamn bullfuck!
- What's up, Butt-Cock?
- Ain't I a fucking stinker, motherfucker?!
- Ain't you a goddamn piece of fucking shit?!
- What's up, cock?
- You want some shit?!? Bombs away, bugs bitch!
- Got your ass handed to you
- Aduh-aduh-aduh… that's all fucks!
- CD-I (Part 3) Faces of Evil / Zelda's Adventure Link
- Fucking sucks
- ★ Fester's Quest
- Oh shit, it's a ghost!
- It's crappy and it's kooky
- A stupid piece of poopie
- I'd rather eat my dookie
- It makes me want to pee
- Sucking some ass
- Sucking some balls
- Sucking some balls, sucking some balls, sucking some ass
- It makes me want to see ya
- Ass load of diarrhea
- It's worse than gonorrhea
- I'm gonna take that pee
- Friday the 13th - Link
- Your mom's a fucking whore
- You suck at life, the whole world hates you, you’re going to hell, live with it
- Game Boy Accessories - Link
- Like shit
- Damn
- Ghostbusters - Link
- Forget about it, it’s too fucking expensive
- ★ Ghostbusters Part 2 - Link
- Now go fuck yourself
- Hong Kong 97 - Link
- Herd of fucking ugly reds
- Life of Black Tiger
- Or I'll blast a hole in you so big, I could stick my cock in it!
- LJN Video Art
- Cut the shit (cut to clip of said action)
- Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - Link
- FUUUUUUUUUCK
- Fuuuck youuu
- A Nightmare on Elm Street - Link
- Bombs away!
- Paperboy - Link
- In hell
- Planet of the Apes (Sony PlayStation) - Link
- This shitty
- The Power Glove - Link
- Fuckin’ piece of shit
- Oh my god, what the fuck?
- R.O.B. the Robot -Link
- R.O.B.
- Schwarzenegger Games - Link
- Sexual
- ★ Seaman - Link
- Semen (x2)
- Jizz
- Splooge
- Man-bazooka-juice
- Porn site
- Porn
- Wet dream
- Repulsive!
- Sega CD - Link
- Giant (metal) dick with balls
- Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) - Link
- My momma always said life was like a box of shit; you always gonna get shit.
- Spider-Man - Link
- Aw fuck!
- Poopy-juice
- Ass
- Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi - Link
- Masturbators
- Jerkin' off
- Whore
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Fuck your mother
- ★ Top Gun (NES) - Link
- Ass! FUUUUUUUCK!!!
- ★ Theme Song
- The past
- Suck ass
- Diarrhea dump
- Tiger Electronic Games - Link
- Fucking
- Virtual Boy - Link
- Asshole
- Jack shit
- Zelda Wand of Gamelon (CD-I Part 2) - Link
- Fucking bullshit
Armake21[edit | edit source]
- Armake21 vs. Action 52 - Link
- Shit
- You have to take the whole fuckin' unit apart!
- Motherfucker, work
- You asshole
- Worst fucking game ever created
- Step fucking one
- WOULD YOU FUCKING LOAD!!!
- The fuckin' block
- Goddamn shred of damage
- FUCK you up
- OH SHIT A BLOCK
- What the fuck?
- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT
- Penis shaped objects
- Suck a load of FUCKIN' COCK SACK
- Ass backwards
- Sucks ass
- Piss on you
- Fuck that song
- No fucking reason
- Brain hemorrhage
- Pure lunacy
- Broken ass jumping
- The most sexual comment in the world
- Fuck you bitch!
- Way too fuckin' fast
- Pedophile
- A homosexual
- Hand jobs
- Fuckin' semi-truck
- Congratufuckinglations
- Shitty space shooter
- Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Link
- Piece of shit
- No fuckin' music
- What the fuck am I playin'?
- Fucking hills
- Ninjabread Man - Link
- Holy shit
- Fuckface
- This game fucking SUCKS!
austinscooter88[edit | edit source]
- Kid Screaming At Black Ops PART 2
- That’s right, get noscoped! GET NOSCOOOOOPED!
Bashurverse[edit | edit source]
- Goodbye video - Link
- I'M FUCKING DONE!
BasicallyIDoWrk[edit | edit source]
- The Most Competitive UNO Players Of All Time - UNO Funny Moments!
- Don't judge me, woman!
Boogie2988[edit | edit source]
- Fat Guy Destroys Xbox - Link
- Fuuuuuccckkkk!
- Ah Fuck!
- God Dammit!
- God Dammit!
- Fuck!
- Francis is MAD Xbox 360 ALWAYS ON REQUIREMENT - Link
- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
- Fuck you
- Francis Rages - Where's My Goddamned Mountain Dew - Link
- Bitches
ABrandonToThePast[edit | edit source]
- 107 Censored Pokemon Names (pretty much any of the censored nicknames can be used; here are those that have been used so far)
- Anal
- Anal sex
- Ass
- Blowjob
- Cock
- Cocksucker
- Cumshot
- Cunt
- Fuck
- Fucker
- Penis
- Rapist
- Orgasm
- Boner
- Fuckface
- Weed
Captain Eggcelent[edit | edit source]
- Saints Row - 30 Easter Eggs, Secrets & References! Link
- Blow-up dolls
Cartoon Buffoon/Cruton[edit | edit source]
- Super Mario 64 ROMHack Speedrun (Rage Compilation)
- [Fuck] me! - Link
cathala10[edit | edit source]
- ★ A Very Angry Kid on MW2 (MUST WATCH) - Link
- WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!
- I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, AND KILL YOU!!!
- Fuuuuck!
- (Yelling)
- Shut the fuck up
- Oh my god...
- Bitch!
- Faggot
- You fucking suck!
- GO KILL YOURSELF!!!
Chad Warden[edit | edit source]
- Chad Nigga Be Ballin- Link
- Uh, that ain't (cash)
- That's just a figment of your imagini-nation, nigga
- Ah shit!
- ★ Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 - Link
- Sup, bitches!
- Dildo (Deel-do)
- Looks like a dildo
- Gay niggas
- PS-triple
- Chad Warden
- Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 (Part 2)- Link
- Eat that bitch
- La migra
- Pussy
- That shit be ballin' as shit!
Charge Shot[edit | edit source]
- Playing Pico's School in 2018 - PICO DAY 2018 - Link
- If you're ever thinking about calling suicide, please call (708) 788-1900
- The Chinese place down the block
Classic Game Room[edit | edit source]
- ★ HEYZOOS RETURNS! Heyzoos the Coked-up Chicken is back. Robocop! - Link
- I'm high on coke!
ConnorDawg[edit | edit source]
I Got Blocked By Another VTuber
- Dumbass idiot stupid
Daimando[edit | edit source]
- The Complete Sonic Oddball Crackups Collab
- You're just in time
DarkSydePhil/DSPGaming[edit | edit source]
- Me! - Link
Dookieshed[edit | edit source]
- ★ BANETTE WILL FUCK YOU UP
- Bitch!
- Get right the fuck outta here!
- ★ BEAT Will F*** You Up
- Fucking dumbasses
- Sexy as fuck
- Beat off
- Bitches
- Fuck that
- Motherfucker!
- Nut-sucker!
- Beat the everloving Christ out of
- You better listen the fuck up
- Braviary is Patriotic as F***
- Listen the fuck up!
- Cradily Will F*** You Up
- Motherfucking dicks
- Acid
- Bitch
- What the fuck is that thing?
- Harder than my dick is
- Cock
- Shithead
- ★ DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE
- You worthless sack of rhino dicks!
- Get drunk as shit
- Fuck your shit up!
- Satan's asshole
- ★Klefki Will F*** You Up
- Really hard
- Stole your bitch
- Up your ass
- You worthless shit-stain
- MAGIKARP WILL FUCK YOU UP
- Sweet mystical bouncing dragon tits!
- Bitches
- Mega Rayquaza Will Fuck You Up
- You're fucked
- MEWTWO WILL F*** YOU UP - Link
- Through your anus
- Psyduck Will Fuck You Up
- Dildos
- Off yourself
- Raticate Will F*** You Up
- Motherfucker
- Fuck you!
- Like a little bitch
- ★ Shedinja is Scary as F*** - Link
- Listen the fuck up for one cold dead second!
- Fuck
- Asshole
- Too fucking bad
- Get the hell outta here!
- ★ SYLVEON WILL FUCK YOU
- Dick-brain!
- Fuck no!
DSPGaming[edit | edit source]
- Motorstorm Apocalypse Online Gameplay Pt. 6 - Link
- What an asshole
Extra Credits[edit | edit source]
- Berlin Airlift: The Cold War Begins - Extra History - Link
- Berlin Blockade
- Blockaded the American, British, and French occupied sectors of Berlin.
- Communist Puppet State In Germany
- Send an armed convoy.
- The Soviet controlled zone of East Germany
- We stay in Berlin, Period!
FaZe Jev[edit | edit source]
- MAKING PLAYS! (FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE)
- Alright, where we droppin', boys?
Game Grumps[edit | edit source]
- Banjo-Kazooie - Elado Man - PART 7
- (Burp)
- Bicyclism - Steam Rolled
- Cock
- Dennis the Menace
- GET OUTTA HERE!
- NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!
- Hey You, Pikachu: PART 1: Smooth Talkers
- YA FUCKIN' YELLOW PRICK!
- Katamari Damarcy: I See the Cosmos (Part 1) - Link
- Hot
- Wet
- Tight
- Mario Party 8: I'm Better Than You - PART 4
- You meeean it?
- Pokemon FireRed: Team Rocket Hideout (Part 50) - Link
- You fat fuck!
- YOU DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY!
- Shut up, you freeloadin' prick!
- P.T
- This is disgusting!
- Ohhhh, that's good
- Don't leave me here!
- The Simpsons: Hit and Run Link
- I better hurry
- (Weird gurgly groan)
- FOREVER!
- End your life
- Sonic Adventure DX Part 50
- OH, MY GAWD!!
- No, don't get any closer!
- Super Mario 64: The Bright Side (Part 60) - Link
- Ohhhh my good, my ass is BLEEDING.
- Super Mario 64: Trail of Tears (Part 50) - Link
- Fuck this ass!
- Fuck my ass!
- Fuck it!
- Fucking stupid bullshit
- SON OF A BITCH!
- Super Mario Maker: The Fast and the Curious (Part 6) - Link
- No! NO!
- DON'T FUCKING JUMP AT ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
- I'll fucking stab your parents!
- I'll give you a fucking hernia!
- The Wacky World of Miniature Golf: Part 3 - Shut Up, Robot Cowboy!
- Are you kidding me with how funny that is?
Jablinski Games[edit | edit source]
- 1 Mill. Link
- Oh my god
- Hells to the yells!
jacksepticeye[edit | edit source]
- Burnout Part 3
- Up the ass
- Ass rammer
Jerma985[edit | edit source]
- ★ TF2: Shoot 'Em in the Face, Shoot 'Em in the Bum - Link
- Headshot! I wanna show you how we headshot! And this is how we headshot, we shoot 'em in da face, we shoot 'em in da bum! That is how we do it, and one and a two and a three and a four and a one and a two and a three and a four! Three headshots in a row, whaddya know about that? (Beatbox) Headshot! Headshot!
- (laugh that sounds like the Hanna-Barbera laugh)
- (giggle)
JigglyJacob[edit | edit source]
- PLAYING YOUR LEVELS - Super Mario Maker Part 2 - Link
- This is a jumbo order of BULLSHIT! WITH EXTRA FRIES! AND A DRINK! AND A COUPON FOR THE NEXT VISIT!
Jloco11[edit | edit source]
- Black Ops - Mission Impossible #1: Operation Minute Man - Link
- Dickhead
- Bullshit
- Dildo
- I miss that motherfucker
- Pussy
JonTron[edit | edit source]
- ★ Anti-Drug Games - Link
- WHAT? (beat) WHAT THE FUCK?!
- Oh, my favorite
- Are You Afraid Of The Dark? (Part 2) Link
- MMM NOPE!
- Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Link
- HOLY SHIT!
- Goddamnit
- STOP IT!!
- I'm fucking serious!
- I did it. I saved the world.
- The fuck?
- California Games - Link
- You fuckin' serious?
- Clock Tower - Link
- Fuck it!
- Dark Dungeons - Link
- Dark underbelly of the role playing world
- Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop
- That one didn't age quite so well
- Nightshade: the Claws of HEUGH - Link
- Fuck you!.....I AAAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!
- Plug and Play Consoles - Link
- Goddammit
- I get it!
- Poor bastard
- Star Wars Kinect - Link
- OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
- Takeshi's Challenge - Link
- Hoaaaah!
- Workplace Safety
- What the fuck
Low Tier God[edit | edit source]
- deleted Street Fighter V livestream
- V(-trigger)
- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate livestream (April 2020) - Link
- You should kill yourself.. NOW!!
- Tekken 7 livestream
- OH MY GOD, WOW!! - Link
M3RKMUS1C[edit | edit source]
- We NEED This in Modern Warfare 2 2022 [title constantly changes] -Link
- Oh, you little bitch! YOU LITTLE BITCH!
- [screaming]
- [crying]
- [slow motion yell]
- Stop!
Markiplier[edit | edit source]
- Amnesia: Rain Part 6 - Link
- Meat in my mouth
- I really, really love meat
- The Bite of '87 REVEALED!! | Five Nights at Freddy's 4 - Part 5
- Was that the Bite of ‘87?!?
- FREDDY IS READY! Five Nights at Fuckboy's DRUNK Part 1 - Link
- Why must I shit?
- What?
- Huh? What?
- Ooohhhhh! (x3)
- WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
- What the hell?
- I'm supposed to shit on the camera
- (Laughing)
- Ah, shit! (x2)
- Goddamnit!
- Shut up, Cranky!
- Kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky Ku Klux Klan
- This is going to suck BALLS.
- Big robot balls
- All day long
- MARCHING BAND MARKIPLIER Reading Your Comments #16 -Link
- In between your buttcheeks
- THE MOST DEVASTATING FALL EVER! | Getting Over It Part 3
- I hope you DIE, IN A FIRE.
- Penis Cloner - Link
- Penis
- SHELL OF A TIME Mario Maker #17 (FINALE?) - Link
- Pee all over me! pee pee pee in my face and my hair and my eyes and my balls!
motdef[edit | edit source]
- Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite - Link
- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH
- Hahaha
- John Madden
- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH (Slowed down, lower pitch)
- Here comes another Chinese earthquake ABRBRBRBRBRBR
Mullet Mike[edit | edit source]
- ★ Creepy Gaming - Tails Doll Explained - Link
- Nothing more than a big, steaming, heaping, nutty brown pile of bullshit
OneyPlays[edit | edit source]
- The Chocolate Jelly River - Link
- (Effeminate grunt)
- Oney Plays Flanders Killer 7 WITH FRIENDS - Link
- I'm going to fucking kill you
- simsins - Link
- I'm gonna strangle you to death!
- Mmmm... poo poo
- Super Mario 64 Multiplayer with DINGDONG (Mod) - EP 2 - Luigi's Corpse - Link
- Yes!
The Pawt[edit | edit source]
- ★ like i give a fuck.avi - Link
- Like I give a fuck
PewDiePie[edit | edit source]
- BIG BREASTED GLASSES (Huniecam Studio Part 2) - Link
- Big, bouncy boobies
- The random stream where he dropped an N-bomb
- What a fuckin' nigger
Planet Dolan MOVIES[edit | edit source]
- 15 Dumbest Movie Merchandise Ever
- Anal beads
Poofesure[edit | edit source]
- The Final Cup of Mario Kart Wii Mirror Mode...
- Absolutely FUCKED IN THE ASS
Putz12[edit | edit source]
- Splatoon 2 livestream
- Retarded! - Link
Reedster[edit | edit source]
- Well Fuck - Link
- Well fuck
ReviewTechUSA[edit | edit source]
- Hackers Are Blackmailing PC Gamers With Ransomware - Link
- Hackers
Rooster Teeth[edit | edit source]
- Rage Quit - Ninja Gaiden 2 - Link
- What the fuck just happened?
- What the shit is even happening?
- Rage Quit - Monopoly Streets - Link
- What the fuck? (He got two doubles in a row?) Are you shittin' me?
- Free shit
- This fuckin' guy, I swear to god, motherfucker!
- Fuck you! (Yeah!)
- Rage Quit: The Impossible Game Level Pack: Level 2- Link
- Go back to your fuckin' rock you live under, AND NEVER FUCKING COME OUT AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!
- DAAAAAH, FUCK YOU!
- Rage Quit: CoD: Black Ops (Rezurrection DLC) - Link
- Dickface
- Rage Quit: Trials: Evolution - Link
- Get the fuck up there
Ryan Leo[edit | edit source]
- Joker Catches a Pokemon - Link
- Lopuny
Sammy Classic Sonic Fan[edit | edit source]
- Give the Nintendo 2DS a Chance
- GIVE [IT] A CHANCE!!!!
- Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase - Link
- THE SONIC FANBASE
- YOUR FANTASIES CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY?! YOU FRICKING FRICKS!!
- WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!
- Stop Hating on Sonic
- GET THE FRICK OUT!!!
Sanity Not Included[edit | edit source]
- ★ Girl on Xbox Live - Link
- I smell their dicks
- Smell my dick
- Girl
- Let's touch penises
SnapCube[edit | edit source]
- Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games - Link
- What the fuck!? Is that (Shadow's) dick!?
- Where do you think you're going, cucker?
- What the actual shit?! WHAT?!?
- Before I blow it up like Krakatoa blows up a fucking volcano
- What?! You are not allowed to fuck my [wife]!
- Looks like two balls and a bong
- Sonic Riders | Real-Time Fandub Games
- Die, motherfucker, die!
SomeCallMeJohnny[edit | edit source]
- Johnny vs Super Mario Sunshine
- FUCK RIGHT OFF
- Johnny vs Sonic Adventure
- Ass
SomeOrdinaryGamers[edit | edit source]
- THE LAUGHING ANTIVIRUS!?! - Virus Investigations 22 - Link
- Big Dick Academy
- Its trying to load hentai triple x dot com! Stop it!
- Jizz Mouthwash, the ultimate cum drink
- Staying Safe With Viruses! - Link
- All in one awesome PC
- Gaming Computer
- Gaming Laptop
soundslikepizza[edit | edit source]
- Drill Sargent Recruits Soldiers! - Link
- Holy shit
- Fuckin' (x4)
- The fuck you say
- Penis treatment
- You fuckin' BEAN!
- Shut up!
- Ohh, Senor, you try to fuck me in the asshole
- Oh shit
- Oh fuck
- Goddamn (x2)
- You fuckin' derelict
- You pussies (x2)
- What the fuck are you doing?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER?
- Right fuckin' here
- What the fuck are you doin' here?
- Shit
- Ready to fuckin' go?
- ..ohh, you fuckin' did it.
- You fuckin' milkshakes
- You dumbass BITCH!
- Motherfucker
- Fuckin' bitches
- Get the fuck in!
- Jesus fuck (x2)
- You dumbass motherfucker!
- Jesus Christ!
- Were you fucking born in the 80s, motherfucker?
- Oh well, fuck me then!
- AY!
- Fuck that guy
- GET ABORTED, MOTHERFUCKER!
- Hey, don't you fuckin' dare!
- HOOOO (x3)
- Holy fucking shit
Super Minecraft Kid[edit | edit source]
- lets play fnaf episode 1
- (screaming)
- Scott Cawthon Rant
- Niggers
- TERRARIA REVIEW
- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
- TF 2 2
- (Screaming)
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
- Unknown
- Donkey-Kong gay ass
- Just like your fucking mom did!
SCR123[edit | edit source]
- Sonic the Hedgehog - Two Worlds Collide
- Faggot
stgggs[edit | edit source]
- Buried Alive kkimi67's Garry's Mod Dilemma - Link
- OH MY GOD!!!
Two Best Friends Play[edit | edit source]
- Assassins Creed: Brotherhood
- The whole fucking day
- Donkey Kong Country Returns
- Good job, fucko!
- Pokemon Snap
- Every moment I live.. is agony!
- Portal 2
- What the fuck
- Retarded as shit!
- Goddamnit
- Red Deam Redemption
- Eh, who gives a shit
- Resident Evil 4
- Oh my, you fucked it up now!
- I fucking hate you, [Mat]
VanossGaming[edit | edit source]
- Golf It Funny Moments - Custom Made Maps!
- Chink
VGBootCamp[edit | edit source]
- Super Smash Bros Brawl tournament at Pound V
- Ally (Ice Climbers) Vs. ESAM (Pikachu) - Losers Semis - Link
- FUCK!!!
- Ally (Ice Climbers) Vs. ESAM (Pikachu) - Losers Semis - Link
wizwar100[edit | edit source]
- Games I Hate: Bebe's Kids - Link
- This sucks the biggest ass since the Big Bang!
xAxiom[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Beautiful Songs of Moonbase Alpha - Link
- DIARRRRRRRRHHHHHEEEEA!
XKUNXEntertainment[edit | edit source]
- Gamer Smashes Computer with Ultimate Samurai Sword in Ultimate Rage Quit - Link
- Fuck
ZackScottGames[edit | edit source]
- Resident Evil LP
- Filthy casual
ZG Speedruns[edit | edit source]
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!! - Link
- The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
- WHAT?!? - Link
Horror[edit | edit source]
Battington[edit | edit source]
Harmony and Horror[edit | edit source]
- Wh4t_Went_Wr0ng? - Link
- I have spent days perfecting this!
- Only to fail
Ben Wheele[edit | edit source]
- Val Val Val - Link
- Hello, facehead!
MrCreepyPasta[edit | edit source]
- Rugrats Theory - Link
- Cocaine addiction
- Gold digging whore
Interviews[edit | edit source]
adlercast[edit | edit source]
- ★ Lily Allen Pt2 - I've Had Sex, I've Taken Drugs - Link
- I've had sex
News / Current Events[edit | edit source]
InfoWars[edit | edit source]
- Alex Jones "Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay" - Link
- THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!
- Alex Jones' Rant on Adam Schiff
- Listen, you son of a bitch! What the fuck is your problem!
KLW World News[edit | edit source]
- Breaking News!! #russia @ukrainewar #OSNIT #nato #putin #EAM #khersen
- Pussy
- A racist
- Fucking day
- A bunch of gay faggot motherfuckers
LeafyIsHere[edit | edit source]
- I Will Literally Give You the Blowjob of Your Dreams If You Vote Donald Trump
- A blowjob
- THE KEEMSTAR MENTAL BREAKDOWN (in Response to Keemstar and DramaAlert) - Link
- A fucking loser
- THE KEEMSTAR RANT
- Like, what even is this shit?
- The Saddest Man on YouTube Finds Love
- Getting that pussy
- (unknown)
- Yo, is this person fucking retarded?
- Cuck
Mister Metokur[edit | edit source]
- Deviant's Episode 6 - Link
- Fart Slave
- Butt and Farting Slave
- Butt Plug
- The Hugbox Chronicles: Episode 7 - The Tism Storm - Link
- Doodletones!
NowThis News[edit | edit source]
- Who Owns the Media?
- Just five major conglomerates own 90% of American media (rearranged)
The Onion[edit | edit source]
- Sony Releases Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Work
- This sucking fucking goddamn thing
PragerU[edit | edit source]
- (unknown video)
- Genocide
Raging Golden Eagle[edit | edit source]
- Unknown videos
- Why is this so fucking hard?
- So, fuck you! Can't sue me!
- Fucking beat off all night
Reuters[edit | edit source]
- Porn Star Ron Jeremy Charged with Rape
- Ron Jeremy
TimcastIRL[edit | edit source]
- Biden Roasted Over Hilarious Gaffe, Democrats Have Even Lost Faith In His Brain
- Joe Biden
- Mean tweets
Reactions[edit | edit source]
Berleezy[edit | edit source]
- AAAHH!!! REAL MONSTERS: EXPOSED
- Orgy
FlightReacts[edit | edit source]
- Hair Cake reaction (now deleted)
- You nasty ass bastard! - Link
- TRY NOT TO CRY REACTION - Link
- (agonized scream)
IShowSpeed[edit | edit source]
- unknown videos
- (orgasm and bark noises)
- (barking)
- Shut the fuck up! I'm fucking tired of yo ass!
- (scream)
Michal Wielki[edit | edit source]
- SpongeBob - Cries Over Reaction
- What?
RapBattle[edit | edit source]
- Etika's reaction to Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch Reveal Trailer
- Holy shit
REACT[edit | edit source]
- Youtubers React to Viral Videos (Chocolate Rain, Justin Bieber, Magibon) - Link
- Pedophiles (x2)
Reviews[edit | edit source]
- Blackbuster Critic
- (unknown video)
- Nigga, I'm woke, nigga
BlackCriticGuy[edit | edit source]
- Girls Bravo Anime Review/Rant
- Tits
- Gods of Egypt Movie Review/RANT
- Bullshit
- Nakaimo - My Little Sister is Among Them Anime Review/RANT
- Bullshit
Brendaniel[edit | edit source]
- The Worst Simpsons Episode Link
- Until the bombs fall
- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dramatic reading - Link
- Fuckslayer
- Internet Art Exhibition [9] The One With The Minions - Link
- I actually want to fucking die right now
brutalmoose[edit | edit source]
- Invisible Dad - Link
- Dick
Caddicarus[edit | edit source]
- Bubsy 3D
- Fucking
- Scooby Doo and the Super Shag - Link
- SuperShag
The Cinema Snob[edit | edit source]
- Beaver and Buttface
- Orgy
- Bushwhacked
- Cum face
- Caddyshack II - Link
- Bullshit!
- God damn it!
- Fart
- Shitty porno
- Gums
- Clitoris
- Tighter than a virgin's cunt
- Las Tortugas Pinjas - Link
- In the ass
- New Years Evil
- Mentally ill!
- The Oogieloves and the Big Balloon Adventure
- Not my fucking problem!
- The Penetrator
- Ron Jeremy
- Saturday the 14th
- Saturday the 14th
- Song of the South - Link
- Tar baby!
- Suckula - Link
- Brothel!
- The Zodiac Killer - Link
- No-good commie tofu eater!
Cinematic Excrement[edit | edit source]
- The Oogieloves and the Big Balloon Adventure - Link
- Shoving my ass or crotch in someone's face
Diamanda Hagan[edit | edit source]
- Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings
- Foamy the fucking squirrel
Elvis the Alien[edit | edit source]
- Twitter Forced Me to Review GAYN***** FROM OUTER SPACE
- The planet Anus
Emer Prevost[edit | edit source]
- "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" Reaction & Review - Link
- Fucking while still in costume
Film Brain (Bad Movie Beatdown)[edit | edit source]
- Good Luck Chuck
- PEADOPHILE (pedophile in a thick British accent)
Gaming in the Clinton Years[edit | edit source]
- GoldenEye 007 - Link
- Pretty stupid
The Hick Critic[edit | edit source]
- Why "Anatomy of a Murder" Was Banned - Link
- Penetration
I Hate Everything[edit | edit source]
- Trying to Watch: The [Not Disney] Collection
- Cunt
Juniorfan89[edit | edit source]
- ★ CoolNSexyRickz Rant (taken down)
- WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT SHIT I JUST WATCHED?
Kay Savetz[edit | edit source]
- Atari 800 iTalk II voice synthesis demonstration - Link
- Welcome to the future!
Midnight Reviews[edit | edit source]
- Grown Ups 2
- Ching chong
Mike Mozart/Jeepers Media[edit | edit source]
- Elmo FAIL TOY, Funny - Link
- YEAHHH BOYYYYY!
- FAIL TOYs Board Game "Cape Horn" - Link
- Cape Horn (sounds like "Gay porn")
- FAIL TOY Mickey Butt Camera Funny Video - Link
- I mean really, what were they thinking?
TheMysteriousMrEnter[edit | edit source]
- Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [?????????] - Link
- I will kill you. With this fork.
- Well, fuck them up the ass with a garden rake.
- ★ Animated Atrocities #56: "Staring at the Future" [Teen Titans Go!] - Link
- A pegasister
- I don't fucking care
- Alright, what the fuck
- Piss
- Oh fuck you! No seriously, fuck you to hell and back!
- Shit on it
- Dicks
- Animated Atrocities #65: "Is This Cute?" [Planet Sheen] - Link
- All the drugs
- All the fucking drugs
theneedledrop[edit | edit source]
- (unknown video from Twitter)
- Thicc
Nostalgia Critic[edit | edit source]
- Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Link
- Fuck YOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!
- Angry Birds - Link
- Poop
- ★ AVGN Wizard Rant - Link
- You...dirty...stuck-up...sadistic...shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!
- Baby Geniuses (1999) - Link
- FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
- ★ Batman and Robin - Link
- No fucking shit!
- Balls!
- Bebe's Kids SNES - Link
- I have a small penis and like to eat elephant shit for breakfast! Ha ha ha!
- Bio-Dome
- Tenacious D (x2)
- Blues Brothers SNES - Link
- Sweet buttery Jesus!
- The Care Bears Movie - Link
- TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
- Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue - Link
- Scuzzi?
- Cool as Ice - Link
- Five pages of the Kama Sutra
- Doug's 1st Movie - Link
- YOU ARE ON METH!
- DUMBASS
- Drop Dead Fred - Link
- Shoot yourself!
- Eight Crazy Nights - Link
- Abandoned pregnancy it wishes it had
- Felix the Cat: The Movie - Link
- What the fucktopus?
- FernGully II - Link
- I want my momma!!!
- Good Burger - Link
- Dante's 11th level of Hell
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Link
- Semen
- Fuckin' batshit crazy
- Scare the shit out of me
- It (1990) - Link
- Bloody
- Marilyn Manson's wind-up toys
- ..What? ..WHAT?!!
- This movie sucks!
- Jack Frost - Link
- I think I'm gonna hurl!
- Jingle All the Way - Link
- Green Dildo
- Jungle 2 Jungle - Link
- That, is fucking nasty.
- Junior - Link
- vomiting*
- I'm so bored
- Kony WTF 2012 - Link
- Son of a BITCH!
- The Legend of the Titanic
- Now get in the bag before I stab you repeatedly!
- Hindenburg
- Leprechaun (feat. The Cinema Snob) - Link
- Brothel
- Let's Play: Bart's Nightmare - Link
- (Growl)
- (Wailing)
- Mr. Magoo - Link
- Delicious, yummy Blood
- Ehh, it's a pitchfork with your ass's name on it!
- Strangle an orphan girl
- The Neverending Story 3 - Link
- Fresh-from-the-ass anus scum!
- Nicktoons - Link
- Great war of the Australian stereotypes (re: Rocko's Modern Life)
- North - Link
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Cinematic prostitution!
- The Pebble and the Penguin
- My virginity!
- Man tits!
- I do things when that happens! [beat] Things that my... [penguin] minister says makes Baby Jesus cry!
- Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw - Link
- Fuck this, I'm getting a turtle
- Return of the Commercials - Link
- Charles Manson!
- ★ The Room - Link
- That's not funny, you sick fuck
- The future
- Thomas and the Magic Railroad - Link
- Sperm (X2)
- FUCK YEAH!
- This piece of crap
- Nuts
- Bottom bitch
- Titanic: The Legend Goes On - Link
- Hindenburg
- Now, get in the bag before I stab you repeatedly!
- The Tommy Wiseau Show - Link
- Poodles
- Top 11 Anti-Drug PSAs
- Oh my god, he's dead!
- Top 11 Scariest Nostalgic Moments
- Kicks ass
- The Wizard - Link
- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
The Rageaholic[edit | edit source]
- Music Mythos: Michael Jackson - Link
- Juvenile son’s anal virginity
- FUCKING 9/11!
ralphthemoviemaker[edit | edit source]
- Alien Covenant - Link
- Homoerotic
- BAD BIGFOOT SHOWS - Link
- Oh My God, what a pussy
- Finding Dory Movie Review - Link
- LGBT community
- BLT community
- Ghost Shows Suck - Link
- Retarded
- Love On A Leash - Link
- It's a dog
RebelTaxi/Pan Pizza[edit | edit source]
- Top 10 Animated Goth Girls = Link
- Goth girls (multiple instances)
RedLetterMedia[edit | edit source]
- Mr. Plinkett Reviews the Phantom Menace Part 2 - Link
- Basement
- Nerd Talk: Sequels, Spin-Offs, and Standalones - link
- My fucking eye
Saberspark[edit | edit source]
- Gaither's Pond - Let's Watch
- Minecraft
- Rating "FANART" of My Own Characters...
- Rule 34
- Oh my God! What, I-
- Weird Episodes: Totally Spies
- 5,000 lesbians
- Erotic
- What the HELL are V-Tubers?
- V-Tubers
- What the HELL is EL Arca de Noe? (Furry Noah's Ark) - Link
- Furry
- What the HELL is Miracle Star? (a SHAMELESS Gumball Ripoff) - Link
- 4Chan
- Piss
- Off
- What the HELL is North Korean Lion King? (A Violent Cartoon Rip-Off)
- DeviantART
- Bimbo
- ★ What the HELL is Totally Spies? (Hidden Meaning) - Link
- Sexual gratification
- Bondage
- Feet, bondage, furries, and so on
- Secretly deviant
- Sardines
- SpongeBob
- Fetish fuel
- High school girls
- Britney Spears
- Interfere with complete sexual expression
- Maid outfit
- Toon
- Sexual desire
- Force feeding
- Brainwashing
- Boobs
SEAN LONG[edit | edit source]
- Smosh iShut Up App Apple iPhone Application Review - Link
- Oh my god
Some Jerk with a Camera[edit | edit source]
- ★ Shrek 4D Part 1 - Link
- I will find you, I will chop off both your hands with a chainsaw, I will deep-fry them, I will force-feed them to you, and I will laugh sadistically as you die of cardiac arrest.
- Shrek 4D Part 2 - Link
- Go fuck yourself
- STATE OF THE PARKS: "So, about the Hall of Presidents..."
- (hysterical ranting)
The Shadow Reader[edit | edit source]
- Sitting Ducks Lost Episode: "Gator Lover"
- And funny thing...
supergodzilla12[edit | edit source]
- Wassup motherfuckas!
- Orgy
Todd in the Shadows[edit | edit source]
- Blank Space - Link
- Bullshit!
- Call Me Maybe
- Lightfoot
- Dear Future Husband - Link
- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
- Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game - Link
- As soon as you turn that camera off I'm beating the shit out of you!
- Sexy and I Know it - Link
- The entire planet detonated in a fiery ball of doom instantly rendering the entirety of the human race permanently extinct!
Voice of Reason[edit | edit source]
- Top 6 Friendship is Witchcraft Review Mistakes - Link
- A dickhead
YouTube Poop News[edit | edit source]
- A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings - Link
- What up, my nigg-re-loids?
- A Horse is a Source, of Course, of Course - Link
- Fuck a white (insert)
Vblogs[edit | edit source]
03bgood[edit | edit source]
- Favorites Glitch, WTF?
- What the fuck?
- You motherfuckers
Ask Dan & Jennifer[edit | edit source]
- ★ Playing with Fire and Ice: Glass Sex Toys - Link
- Sex toys
askhodgetwins[edit | edit source]
- CoWorker Wants To Leave His Nuts Hanging Out of Me
- Leave thy nuts hanging out
- Cream pie
AutisticPon5 IGUA VGUA RenSeeksHelp YES StevenUniverseNO[edit | edit source]
- MLP Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks Review - Link
- RedTube and PornHub
- Damn right
- In
- Jerk off
- Lesbian orgy
- Racist inbreeder
- What the hell do you think you're doin'?
- The hottest bitch in the group
- (masturbation noises)
BDF Network[edit | edit source]
- Macho Man in WWE Hall of Fame - Hulk Hogan (Rant)
- Herpes
- WWE Rant: Paul Heymon Blasts Vince McMahon (Spoof)
- Special needs people
CackleMyGladdis[edit | edit source]
- You Fucking Cunt Part 2 - Link
- You fucking cunt
The Carpetbagger[edit | edit source]
- Abandoned Fun Park - Hillbilly Hounds - Link
- Dixie
- Eric Rudolph's Dumpster
- Eric
- Life Sized King Kong Animatronic - Madame Tussauds New York
- Helen Keller
- Louis Tussauds Wax Museum - Link
- Your crotch
- Aguilera
- Fat bastard
- Movieland Wax Museum - Niagara Falls - Link
- Edward
- Terrifying Wax Museum - The Palace of Wax - Link
- Abe
- Joseph Stalin
- Disney
- Adolf Hitler
Chris Chan[edit | edit source]
- IamSTRAIGHT - Link
- Straight
Daze with Jordan the Lion[edit | edit source]
- LUCILLE BALL's House - When Accused of Being Communist - Link
- Lucille Ball
- RIPLEY'S! Believe It Or Not! Marilyn Monroe Collection LA - Link
- Anna Nicole Smith
D Reezy Reddick[edit | edit source]
- Dissing Kermit the Frog - Link
- Goddamn motherfucking (x2) (heiffer???)-ass son of a goddamn bitch!
- Jesus take the wheel!
- I swear to goddamn God!
Drew Gooden[edit | edit source]
- Catching Up With The Olsen Twins - Link
- The Olsen twins
EatDatPussy445[edit | edit source]
- Cardinals Busted a Fatass Load in Us!
- Nigga (2x)
- Eagles Release Marcus Smith Thank God - Link
- Well it's about motherfuckin' time!
- My left leg has went totally numb - Link
- Good evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
- ★ '(unknown video[s])'
- Oh my fucking god man
- You're a fat virgin motherfuckin no pussy gettin ass!
- You faggotass bitch
ELPRESADOR[edit | edit source]
- If You're a Cocksucker (taken down along with his whole channel)
- Cocksucker
EmpLemon[edit | edit source]
- YouTube Has Been on a Downward Spiral - Link
- Bend over
- YouTube Responds to Logan Paul just NINE DAYS Later (and now I've lost it complely) - Link
- Imagine
Epic Meal Time[edit | edit source]
- Candy BBQ
- CBitch
- Call up your dentist
Eric Douglace[edit | edit source]
- Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - Link
- All you freaks, you metal loving fuckheads
Genesis Wolf[edit | edit source]
- Fursuit Dance Videos have crappy music - Link
- Fursuit
idubbbz[edit | edit source]
- Content Cop: Tana Mongeau - Link
- Ohhhh my fucking GOD.
- Content Cop: Amateur Food Reviewers - Link
- What are you, fucking gay?
- Content Cop: Keemstar - Link
- Cunt
Jenna Marbles[edit | edit source]
- Sluts On Halloween - Link
- Calm the fuck down!
Jessi Slaughter[edit | edit source]
- You dun goofed (part 1)
- Well guess what, my daughter is not lying, and I'm not gonna put up with any of you people's crap anymore. If you don't got something nice to say about my daughter, then keep your mouth shut and any more of your comments you put on there, I'm recording them all, and they are being sent to the police department, and guess what, your emails will be caught, and will be found, and whoever said you're gonna beat my daughter up, you will have to deal with the police, cause ya dun goofed!
- You dun goofed (part 2) - Link
- YOU BUNCH OF LYING NO GOOD PUNKS, AND I KNOW WHO ITS COMING FROM, BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT. AND I KNOW WHO'S EMAILING AND WHO'S DOING IT. AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE. SO YOU BETTER NOT WRITE ONE MORE THING, OR SCREW WITH MY COMPUTER AGAIN, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. AND IF YOU COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER, GUESS WHAT! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, YOU LYING BUNCH OF PRICKS.
jotce80[edit | edit source]
- Hostile Uber driver refuses to take me to ER! - Link
- Get out of my car!!
- NOW!
- Goddamn you to hell!
jstudio[edit | edit source]
- Give That Boy Some Milk! Mojo Synthetic Drug Trip - Link
- He needs some milk!
KamikazeGames[edit | edit source]
- 2018 Bass Pro Shops NRA Night Race
- Busch Light
karmastar312[edit | edit source]
- FUCK RICK ROLL'D I WANT MY ANIME! - Link
- Fucking bitch
- What the fuck?
- SUCK MAH DICK!
Keemstar[edit | edit source]
- ★ Alex is a Stupid Nigger - Link
- Fucking stupid bitch
- Fucking righteous fucking nigger
- You fucking nigger
- Stupid nigger
- Bitch
- Rocket League match
- (screaming)
- You fucking whores!
- Keemstar Vs Ranger Joe (Rocket League) - Link
- (rocking back three times before screaming loudly)
Lizzie Brash[edit | edit source]
- "Cher Lloyd" by Cher Lloyd (Cover)
- Disgustang!
lotsaspaghettiman[edit | edit source]
- Youtube Poop Sound Pack 1 - Link
- Ass
Mark Bell - Super Training Gym[edit | edit source]
- CT Fletcher As You’ve Never Seen Him Before - Link
- Eat that shit
Meateor Man[edit | edit source]
- Making High Meat w/ maggots (DO NOT LOOK THIS SHIT UP)
- Smegma
MoeandEthan[edit | edit source]
- House Fire Prank
- I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY!
MrBlackDarkness666[edit | edit source]
- The Life of a Goth - Link
- Bitches
MrFlipperInvader782[edit | edit source]
- ILoveKimPossibleALot SUCKS! - Link
- Dickhead
- Cunt
MyLifeAsEva[edit | edit source]
- Literally My Life - Link
- Literally my life (x2)
Next Airbender Podcast Channel[edit | edit source]
- Reading Dr. Chuck Tingle's "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt"
- My own flying gay ass
- I love cumming in my own asshole
Nikocado Avocado[edit | edit source]
- BLACK BEAN FIRE NOODLES * Mukbang & Recipe
- (dramatic crying)
NormsBarStool[edit | edit source]
- Norm Gets Mad At All The Haters On YouTube, Biggest Freakout Ever - Link
- Fuck you
- Fat ass
- Gay
- Dumb ass
- Fuck
The Official TBONE2004[edit | edit source]
- TBONE'S Commentary Corner: A Little Meltdown Over Billy Hatcher
- GET. THE. FUCK. OVER IT!
- Jackass
penguinz0[edit | edit source]
- ★ Burger Making Game Commentary
- Oh fuck
Rachel Tatarchuk[edit | edit source]
- What a Pile of Shit - Link
- Pile of shit
sexsleepandshrooms[edit | edit source]
- Inside a Whorehouse - Link
- Whorehouse
SrPelo[edit | edit source]
- Pelo Talks - Don't Touch [English Audio] - Link
- Yo nigga, wassup nigga?
WrathClub[edit | edit source]
- How to Draw With Shadman 2
- Implants
ZubairTalkTV[edit | edit source]
- RANT: WWE Having Longer Shows
- Fucking retards
Voice Dubbing[edit | edit source]
24thPowerProductions[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Camping Episode dub - Link
- Good shit
- (Weird nasal laughter)
- (Insanely loud laughter)
- Toys
- Kiss my ass!
- Piece of yellow shit
- Go suck it, faggot!
- Are you a genetic freak?!? What the hell is wrong with you?!
- I call this one: “Up your ass, Squidward”
- You're fucking overreacting, man!
- The fuck is he doing!
- I've got a fucking can of balls!
- Wanna fuck me?
- ★ Chocolate With Nuts dub - Link
- Fuck you, mailman!
- Jerk you later
- Porno
- This shit is so stupid, that it's funny
- Bang a bitch (x2)
- Cheese!
- We fuck bitches up their ass, la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa
- Good morning, you fuckin' faggot
- Damn fucking right
- Hey bitch, can I shove my dick inside ya?
- What the fuck?!
- (SpongeBob babbling in fear over the bags within bags containing no "weed candy")
- Good afternoon, you fucking psychopath
- ★ Dying for Pie dub - Link
- Now listen here you red sack of seal shit
- Gagball
- You know the rules
- Well, here you go
- Kill him
- Wearing a faggot suit
- Orgy
- Sunsets remind me of Canadian porn
- I could have died
- A horse’s dick, up a vagina’s ass, if vaginas even have asses
- [Squidward crying]
- Bye, Mr. Ass!
- Yay!
- Your ass
- ★ Graveyard Shift dub - Link
- (Crowd screaming and running)
- Diagnosed my bitch with AIDS
- Fuck her again
- (Yell)
- (Loud scream from Squidward)
- Are you ready to fuck some bitches?
- (Willy imitating the sound of wind)
- For the heterosexuals!
- Get straight (x6)
- It's just green skeet. But I want to lick it!
- ★ Greasy Buffoons dub - Link
- (Fart)
- Hey, that cured me from my hangover!
- Piss (2x)
- Pile of piss
- That shit hurts!
- Is it really that necessary to keep a giant overflowing tank of piss under the damn restaurant?
- Yeah it's kinda fucked up.
- Not really, although I found out that piss and weed make a really good combination. Although I'm fucked up it works. Now someone help me get this shit out of here.
- Fuck this.
- Squirt[s]
- Gave a shit
- Balls
- Shut the fuck up
- You stupid fucking midget!
- Whoa!
- WHAT... THE... FUCK?!?
- Abba babba babba babby boo boo…
- Hey look, a bird
- Whoa, chill out, man!
- I'm getting so high off [this] shit!
- This is fucking bullshit!
- Uh, nothing bro! What the fuck is going on?
- You know that shit kills people?
- You're gonna kill somebody
- (scream)
- I'm high
- It's his fault, not mine, not mine!
- That's gay dude, stop!
- Why (in the hell) are you (feeding people piss)?
- ★ Hooky Dub - Link
- Raped
- Hey faggot
- I like bitches, yes I do. You don’t because you’re gay.
- Mayonnaise
- YOWOOOEEEE! Mother of fuck! I just got raped!
- Ahhhhh. Mother of fuck. I just got raped.
- Transvestites
- Here you go, you fucking piece of shit
- I Was a Teenage Gary dub - Link
- Who the fuck is that?
- ★ Jellyfish Jam dub - Link
- Take a shit
- That thing's gonna fucking kill your ass
- Bitch!
- Morning everybody!
- (loud fart)
- (crowd noises)
- ★ Krusty Krab Training Video dub - Link
- What the fuck is up?
- If you subscribe to this channel, I wanna say
- Congratu-fucking-lations!
- Holy shit!
- Can I make a cheeseburger now?! (2x)
- Hell fucking no
- You gotta learn the basics to making a damn cheeseburgers, you fuckhead!
- What the fuck is wrong with you?!
- What the hell is that?
- The red fuck in this picture
- The motherfucker place
- Now open 24 hours a fucking day
- Yaaaaaaaaaayyy!
- From humble be-fucking-ginnings
- Yeah fucking right
- (Child Mr. Krabs laughing)
- (Gulping chugging down soda)
- After being arrested for necrophilia
- A better motherfucking life
- So he made a career of killing old people at this fucking retirement home.
- The Krusty Fucking Krab
- Their cheeseburgers are fucking amazing.
- Just ask this little green motherfucker that's about to go on this fucking screen.
- (Babbling)
- Stupid fucking retard.
- Their cheeseburgers are so... FUCKING incredible! Take my word.
- Treat like complete fucking slaves
- This is a metal dick, so I can shove it up your mom's ass
- This is where I keep all my fucking money. Touch it, you die.
- This is a straw, pretty fucking simple.
- (Sipping)
- These packets right here, if you open them blood comes the fuck out.
- You rub these old hot naked chicks whether they're horny, sexy.
- You better bring a hot chick or your wife cause I'm gonna fuck her!
- All this motherfucking shit Mr. Faggot told you will make you fucking dizzy as hell cause you gotta remember every single one of 'em... which is pretty fucking retarded!
- Fucking training.
- Can I fucking make a cheeseburger?!
- You gotta understand this shit.
- Poop (2x)
- Shit?
- No dumbass
- Now listen to this, asshole.
- People Order Our Patties
- Awww, shit!
- Oh my god, I'm gonna kill your stupid ass...
- Yay, cheeseburger!
- (Panting)
- Weee!
- Ow!
- Not so fucking fast asshole, you have to be clean before you make one of those fuckers.
- Personal fucking hygiene
- All employees must wash their fucking hands
- Otherwise it will give other people swine flu and AIDS.
- Probably from sticking it up your mom's ass.
- Harder dude
- No harder than that asshole
- No harder than fucking that!
- Let's see how Squidward does his motherfucking shit.
- I said DOES his shit, not MAKE his shit!
- Now that you fucking wash your hands finally once in your life
- You wanna make sure your shoes are squeaky ass clean.
- Make sure your hair always has a boner.
- (Spray)
- Now you just transformed yourself from spitfuck to good looking dumbass.
- Now let's see how the motherfuck Squidward does his shit.
- (Snoring)
- Huh?! Whoa! (Groan)
- (Fart)
- Ow!
- Now for fucking sad news.
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Oh my god.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- What the hell are you doing?
- Squidward what the hell is wrong with SpongeBob?
- His eyes are like going crazy, I don't know if he's having a stroke or some shit.
- His eyes are going fucking crazy! Help dude!
- Mr. Krabs, the announcer's annoying me!
- Quit being a baby!
- Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!
- Your workstation
- Vacuuming the floors
- Very fucking good job
- You're not supposed to clean the fucking grill like that.
- Woof, woof!
- Holy fucking wow. That's pretty good.
- I didn't know you had to do that shit.
- Dude, how the hell'd you do that?!?
- Interfacing with your fucking boss
- Mr. Krabs, can I fuck your mom?
- Yeah.
- What the hell does he want?
- Hey can I get a-?
- I want a fucking sofa.
- Aw fuck, dumbass went in the wrong store.
- The dumbass.
- And Patrick.... is the big dumbass of the whole place.
- What the hell was that?! Are you a ghost?!
- Could I take your fucking order?!
- Squidward, I'm hearing fucking voices in my head!
- Are you gonna fucking buy something or are you gonna turn schizophrenic?
- Shit, I'll have uhhhhhhh.....
- Uhhhhhhhh......
- (Alarm)
- Emergency situation!
- You wanna make sure no one steals that cheeseburger that's right in front of your fucking dumbass face. That's bad. Even though you can just make another one. Which is easy. Very easy.
- Oh God no!
- Plankton!
- Yes I did it! I fucking did it!
- Your formula is now mine!
- (Screaming)
- I'm gonna put thing into fucking turbo boost!
- You let go of me right the fuck now, or I'm gonna shove my dick in your fucking eye!
- I knew I should've injected meth this morning.
- Let go of me right the fuck now. Let go, let-AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
- Okay, you didn't do shit that time.
- Patrick, if I can make a fucking suggestion, just order a piece of shit!
- Great i-fucking-dea!
- One piece of shit please!
- Uhhhhhhhh. (Angry groaning and head banging.)
- Oh my god look what you fucking got yourself into damn you.
- Okay, thank God we went through everything.
- Oh shit we're out of time, no more cheeseburgers!
- ★ Nasty Patty dub - Link
- (laughing) Holy shit!
- Holy shit! He ate it.
- Diarrhea
- Faggot
- Pamela Anderson's tits
- Pamela Anderson's tits are fake, dumbass
- Kill
- Fucking kill his ass
- You're going to jail, dumbass!
- I can't go to fucking jail man, they'll beat the fuck out of me!
- You dumbass!
- You told me to, shithead! / You could've talked me out of it, asshole!
- Calm the fuck down
- Watch this shit!
- Fucking killed
- ★ Opposite Day/Silverstein Dub - Link
- You need major therapy! I'll take you to a doctor, bitch!
- Some music is dull and boring, but (Silverstein) gives me a boner. It's awesome! Woo-hoo!
- Saturday?
- Bitch
- Hey, don't use that fucking language
- Shit
- I fucking love that band!
- ★ Pizza Delivery dub - Link
- Tivo! Mobcar.com, bitch!
- Hurry up, dickhead!
- Yo, man, what the fuck up?
- Organa! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
- Dumbass
- A fucking dildo
- I think it was my grandma’s
- Squidward sucks ass, Squidward sucks ass, Squidward sucks ass
- Druggity drug drug drug drug, druggity drug drug drug drug. Druggy! Drug drug drugs, I like drugs and you like drugs, I am straight and you are not, yay!
- Did you get my fucking beer?
- GO SLEEP WITH YOUR DAD, YOU BITCH!
- SUE YOUR FUCKIN' ASS UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD, BITCH!
- Oh boo-fucking-hoo!
- I don't really give a shit
- We got the ass
- Wait the fuck!
- ★ Rock Bottom dub - Link
- Holy shit!
- Oh, I'm grandpa, oh I'm old!
- Ew! Tastes like shit!
- I just don't fucking get it!
- Hey, assburger / What, bitch? / Where in the shit-hell are we going?
- Oh shit
- ★ Sailor Mouth dub - Link
- I’m gonna go shove my arm up my girlfriend's ass
- Hey bitch get the fuck back here!
- Pile of used condoms
- Oh my god, ew!
- ’Cause I’m too motherfuckin' lazy!!
- Your mother's pussy
- Yeah, bitch, you got a problem with that shit?
- Hey faggot (x2)
- Speeeerrrrmmmm
- I’m gonna shove my 10-foot-wide dick, up your mom’s tight-ass vagina
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Shiiiiit!
- Holy Mongol-fuck!
- I feel Fuckin' high off this shit!
- Hey, faggots! How the motherfuck are ya?
- Wassup, pussy-ass niggas?
- Penis!
- Greetings, young and horny customers!
- You’re all a bunch of fuckbags!
- (distorted laughing)
- Squidward sucks ballsack
- Can I shove my dick in your mom's mouth?
- Weed sandwich
- Pimps and motherfucking whores are gone
- Skeet-head
- Dude, change your fucking tampon or some shit, you're going fucking crazy.
- I’m gonna give both of your asses a facial!
- Oh, shit!
- And all the other old people in the fuckin' streets!
- Dude, we're all in motherfucking danger
- Cause I'm better than you
- I’m gonna bang a bitch!
- You fuckin' suck at this damn game!
- Escalators
- Fuck this shit (x3)
- Bang a fuckin' bitch!
- Fire weed
- Oh shit, I’m fuckin’ sorry man!
- What the fuck? (x3)
- Wheee!
- (Mr. Krabs whispering) Shiiiit
- Goin' to Helllllllll
- Holy fucking shit!
- I can't believe you betrayed my weed company
- Get the fuck outta my house!
- Performed bestiality
- Gaymates
- That's a fucking lie!
- The best drug dealer in the fucking whole world
- Dildos
- Chickaboo! AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!
- You fucking big-ass fuck bag!
- (Mr. Krabs goes on a racial slur spree)
- That is e-fucking-nough, you're going to hell!
- Wazzup, pussy-ass niggas?
- In your fucking EYYYEEESSS!
- If you're gonna talk like prostitutes, you're gonna work like prostitutes! Now paint my house!
- The Secret Box dub (currently lost media)
- I remember like it was golden shit. Woah. (Only recollected line that was recreated through a self-record by ToonEditor01.)
- ★ Snowball Effect dub - Link
- Gimme that piece of shit
- Epic fucking win!
- Shit, that STINGS!
- Ow
- In your ass, motherfucka!!
- Period boy
- (screaming)
- I almost died and you didn't give a shit!
- Wait, why?
- Boi-oi-oi-oing
- ★ Your Shoe's Untied dub - Link
- Change your tampon, damn!
- Aw, fuck it all to hell!
- Cheeseburgers
- Like my jizz
- I oughta make you eat my dick for this!
- (distorted scream (x4) )
- Patrick, go to hell and die!
- Going to hell
- Holy shit, I gotta get the fuck outta here!
- Seeya dickhead!
- That's it. I'm out. SCREW this!
- Skeet-knocker
- (boing, fart)
- Get ready
- Time to fuck
- Coming
- Shit
- Om nom nom nom nom nom
- I think my heart just stopped
- Faggot
- Fucking your mom
- Right now
- Could jerk off to this baby right here
- Here it fucking comes
- Sorry, asshole!
- Like my
- I'm waiting for you to MOVE!
- Uhhhh
- Right now
- Wait! Get the fuck back here!
- Fuck it all
- (grunt)
- (pop)
- If you (show me how to tie my shoes) I'll give you meth
- (yell/weird noise) Douchebag
- Bitch
- Mongol dick
- Damn
- (loud burping)
- Fire weed
- Wait! Don't leave me, you fuckers!
adam02[edit | edit source]
- How Dream Theater Met
- Shit
- Why Kevin Moore Left Dream Theater - Link
- A fucked-up bitch
- Turds
Aethon Productions[edit | edit source]
- Full Metal Abridged - Episode 1 - Link
- You bet your grade-A, military ass
- You double-scoop, faggot-flavoured, icicle-loving shitdick
- Ass
Anion[edit | edit source]
- EVA 0.01: You Can (Not) Play Uno - Link
- YOU FUCKNIG DICK!!
= Amedee[edit | edit source]
- FemBoy Carl admits the Truth
- Femboy Neo-Nazi
BarnesForLife[edit | edit source]
- DORA GETS ROBBED! - Link
- Oh, shit!
- This shit mine now!
- Look at that shit.
BinkieMcFartnuggets[edit | edit source]
- Anti-Drug PSA Banned Alternate Ending - Link
- Have some!
- Would you like some drugs, (son)?
- Banned Anti-Drug PSA (1980's) - Link
- Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!
- Oh my god! / Yee-hawwww wa-haaaa!!
- Oh my balls!
- Banned Bud Light Commercial From the 80's - Link
- What the hell's going on?
- Whore
- Do some more flips, ya flippin whore!
- Me too!
- 'Freaky Oldass Alcoholism PSA - Link
- Vagian dongs
- Insanely Disturbing Commercials From A Long Time Ago
- Damn, that's perverted!
- The Most Sickening Toy Ever Created - Link
- Rectal bleeding
- Black vomit
Very Controversial Banned Ads From The 60’s - Link
- Who the hell is that?
- WHAT?!
- Get out of the road, you goddamn
Brock Baker (McGoiter)[edit | edit source]
★Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock's Dub) - Link
- Stop
- Get the fuck over here!
- Yeah.
★ Jack Black Says "What the F#@k" 11 Different Ways - Link
- What the fuck? (x9)
- Fuck the WHAT?!
Chav Pingu[edit | edit source]
- Drug Delivery - Link
- Drugs
- What a fucking dickhead
- Knobhead
- What the fuck?
Chip and Dip[edit | edit source]
- FBI OPEN UP - Link
- FBI, open up!
Code MENT[edit | edit source]
- Purple Eyes
- You're just f[bleep]ing with me aren't you?
- That hunk of man meat
CorporalSamama134[edit | edit source]
- Lego Mixel - Rockball (Fandub) - Link
- Bullshit
Crank Lucas[edit | edit source]
- BET Censors Be Like
- Hood rat bitches
- Bad and boozy bitches
- Fuckboy
Dr. Dubs[edit | edit source]
★ Shamwow Dub Parody - Scamnow - Link
- It's fucking retarded
- Menstrual chunks
- Jizz
- Jerk off your dog
- Blood, shit, piss, vomit
- Clean up dog semen
- Your balls
Dragon Ball Z Abridged[edit | edit source]
- Episode 1 - Link
- (maniacal laughter)
- Episode 19 - Link
- Spread 'em.
- Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this freaky stuff happen to me?
- Episode 34
- Condom
- ★ Episode 46 - Link
- Oh. Ooooohh... ooooh... shit.
Dumbez[edit | edit source]
★ Bear in the Big Blue House Dubbed - Link
- Sex shack
- Buttcrack
- Dildos
- Do do da doo doo doo do doo dooo…
- I was just masturbating
- Why do you think I was masturbating?
- What up, bitch?
Bear and the Big Blue House Dubbed 2 - Link
- I'm gonna rape ya
- Up the butt!
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's gay
FauxMccloud[edit | edit source]
★ Hey Arnold - Grandpa Has a Stroke
- Fatass
- Piece of shit
- Shit myself
- Oh you fucking will you big-lipped bitch
- Fuck
- Get the fuck outta here!
Ghetto Smosh[edit | edit source]
- General
- Shut yo bitch ass up!
Greenday12688[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Fry Cook Games Dub - Link
- I like big dick! I said it! Damn right, I said it! I like…
- (Weird grunt)
- Faggot
- Dude, he has the biggest shaft in the whole world!
- Oh yeah, don't I look good in my tights like a big wheeblin' wobbling junkmaster flack?
- Sometimes I do like to rub my dick in potato salad
- Mr. Krabs, I hate my dick. It's really small and I hate it
- Last night me and Steven played sword fights with our dicks
- (Happy moan)
- I want cupcakes
- I SAID FUCKIN' SUCK IT!!
- Steven
- Boobs
- Grandma's asscheeks
- Fuck! (x2)
- I disagree you bitchass motherfucker. Fuck you, I have morals.
- Hey, yo, eat this shit
- Hey Mr. Krabs ol' buddy ol' pal, why don’t you time me while I run around like a faggot?
- Motherfuckin'
- Oh yeah, baby!
- Oh yeah baby, old-fashioned handjob, so fucking beautiful!
- Rub your sack in my butt-cleavage!
- PANDAS!
- Take out that big lobster wang and put butter on it I wanna fucking suck it
- This
- I want...that....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! (last word is often used as a plain scream due to how gutteral it is)
- I love my baby back ribs
- That's good
- In your ass
- FUCK ASS!!!
- ★ Grandma's Kisses Dub - Link
- Grandma's
- You faggot
- Yeah I know, we said it last time. Fuckin' deal with it! Fuckin'...bitch!
- Ahhh....
- Fuck popsicles, you little bitch!
- I like this, and that, and everything in my asshole especially those bitches down at the club!
- YEEAAAAH!
- Hello, SpongeBob!
- Titties!
- Whip out your sack
- I prepared your favorite meal
- SpongeBalls (x2)
- Grandma, your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick
- Oh, yeah...
- (Eating noises)
- Grandma's asscheeks
- Saggy titties!
- (Babbling while licking spoon)
- DAAH!
- BAAH!
- Bruce Willis is my favorite bedtime hero
- When I poop it makes me feel good
- Black people
- Don't run away from your feelings
- You slutbag!
- Mwah!
- I got a boner! (or just "I am a boner!")
- Do da do ba, do da do ba, do de do de do de de do.
- Isn't this great? My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg
- SpongeBob, your mother's a nice woman but your Grandma's a whore
- And she sucked my wiener until I saw her teeth in my butthole
- How many teeth in your butt?
- Christopher Walken
- I love his movies
- I got four words for you: I love this company! WHOOOO!
- My dick is sad, cause you make me feel you big floppy fish you
- Fucking floppy fish
- You're a fucking ass-bang, you fucking shithead!
- Fuck YOU!
- Yeah alright, you wanna fucking laugh?
- Sardine fucking shithead
- Fucking asshole
- I'm gonna take it out, jam it up your rear-end, and stick it in your stagola!
- Hey, fuck you, asshole!
- You're like those sponges thar clean dishes, SpongeBob
- Really? You mean it you retard?
- Yeah, you fuckface
- (Weird laughing)
- REEEE! Ehm.
- I jerk off all day!
- GRANDMAAAAAA!
- I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from The Matrix right now!
- (SpongeBob runs out crying "dammnit")
- I need...
- To go through puberty you stupid little cockass
- You think so?
- You know how grandmas are about Denzel Washington, all they want is a black man with a really huge dick. I mean come on, now really.
- There are rockets...
- DAVID HASSELHOFF!
- David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Maybe Pokey, but not Gumby!
- Yeah!
- Awkward...sometimes I tape my dick to my thighs...
- Allow me to demonstrate!
- Show me your tits!
- Oh wow, look at them titties
- Thank you, they're real
- Speaking of titties
- I love Creed. Have you ever heard of Creed?
- I almost shit my pants
- This is your kingdom SpongeBob
- Simba was a bitch, everyone knows that!
- Such a whore
- Oooh...
- Oh, yeah, baby, I'd hit that shit
- All we need now is the bitches down at the club to sniff Grandma's ass
- So I got these bad boys right her (here mispronunced)
- (SpongeBob & Patrick): Pubic hair
- Oh SpongeBob...
- Vin Disel once made a go-cart that ran on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.
- Fuckface McGee
- Fuckin' green penis boy, fucking sellout
- Now show me them titties
- I'm a big boy now and I have urges to Alec Baldwin's an asshole!
- Ooh... ooh I want him to urinate all over my tits!
- You're a disgusting fuckbag!
- SpongeBob, the president was kidnapped by ninjas and you're just sitting there with that boner looking at my titties you fuck
- Thank you Grandma, my boner is quite a wonder
- His hat is so stupid
- I MADE POOPY IN THE COOKIES
- HA HA HA HA no
- I couldn't accept these ass cookies, the fusion of them in my mouth just suck
- Oh, fuck
- KEEP EM COMIN'
- (Weird yell while eating cookies)
- What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?
- Kevin Bacon would dance around in his fuckin' hat Patrick
- (Weird laugh)
- Patrick...
- You betrayed me
- Now gimme some assless chapless you fuckface
- Tits
- Assless chaps
- Oh my god! You're a raunchy old woman, all those years with grandpa made you a dirty bitch!
- You're a gay fat starfish
- Check it out!
- Look at you!
- You got a pointy face!
- Hey Arnold! - Link
- (Scatting)
- Black dick
- DA NAH!
- I'mma fuck yo twanger
- Maybe we could fuck now
- Oh shit, penis peepers!
- DA NAH DA NAH!
- Touch my hole Arnold, fuck you Arnold you football headed fucking fuck!
- Ugh, did somebody fart?
- Hump my butt and call me Sally, bitch!
- This fart reeks ass
- DA NAH DA NAH!
- Ballsack
- DA NAH DAH DAH DAH DAH NAH DAH DAH!
- (Yelling)
- Yeah.
- I'M LOSING CONTROL OF MY NUTSACK, GODDAMMNIT!
- ★ Ripped Pants Dub (A Day At The Beach) - Link
- You faggot
- How about that, bitch?
- FUUUCK, I wanna do it right away.
- What?
- BIG TITS!
- (laughing)
- Ballsack (x2)
- Fucking
- A ballsack
- Bitch
- (Gross fart)
- Eat my butt
- It’s a wonderful day for a handjob, you bitch!
- Ah, fuck me.
- Oh, my god, this is so heavy!
- Shit on my dick
- How 'bout a handjob?
- Fuck you
- You fuckin' Hamburgular
- Skank
- Handjob, bitch!
- (scream)
- Yo bitch, represent THIS shit.
- Alright, fuckface.
- YOU SUCK!
- You rock!
guitarbitch09[edit | edit source]
★ Spongebob's Sex Box II - Link
- Oh, you son a of bitch!
- (Farting noise)
- (Laughing)
- Well, suck me sideways.
Hellsing Ultimate Abriged[edit | edit source]
- Psych, Hitler - Link
- Ohhh fuck the hell YES.
Hotel Mario dubbed by original voice actor[edit | edit source]
- Spaghetti Sauce
- This is eh, kinda fucked up here
- What?
- Fuck
- You are a gay motherfucker
- Jesus, was this written by retarded kids?
- Garlic bread
- Look, I've sucked one dick! That's all!
JaboodyDubs[edit | edit source]
- Adult Baby Dub - Link
- Get that shit outta my face
- Electrified
- And so the man said: "Please God, please. Let em go or kill me."
- Anti-Drug PSA Commercial Dubs Link
- No more drugs for you
- Erotic fanfictions
- Health Inspector Dub - Link
- Poop droplets
- Yeet
- Stick it in the meat?
- What the hell, man?! That's my Prius you [covered with] all that shitty poop water!
- Buttcheeks
- Chicken fajitas (vaginas)
- ★ Loudmouth Leo Dub - Link
- Let's get fucked!
- Time to wake up. It's 1 AM.
- Please don't touch me
- I know of a great titty bar if you wanna make a stop real quick
- Thinkin' about those titties
- She'll do anything for five dollars
- PushOver Plunge Dub - Link
- Check this shit out!
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Dub - Link
- Now you see, the current scientific consensus is that the complex bioluminiscence-
- Safety Workplace Dub - Link
- Jesus Christ!
- Her
- Fuck!
- [several sounds of dismemberment and screaming]
- Fire! Fire!
- Oh God! [bone crunching and agonized screams]
- Weapon of mass destruction
- Why do they gotta make all those machines look so fun to play with
- Sticky Buddy Dub- [14]
- The fuck is wrong with you?
- That's what I'm talkin' bout
- ROOWWWWWW!
- Wasted Dub - Link
- I'll fucking kill you!!
- Oh fuck!
- ★ Zorbees Dub - Link
- Fuck, the kids are making a MESS!
- Jizz stains
- My shit doesn't smell like shit, smells fuckin' good
- (long grunt)
- Cut that shit out
- Piece a' SHIT!
JelloApocalypse[edit | edit source]
- Shantae Fandom (Comic Dub)
- Have sex with
John Henry[edit | edit source]
- The Ultimate Insult - Link
- You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
- Weed
- Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth
- I've seen skeet with more sense than you have
- Intestinal parasites
- Satan’s spawn
- [You are a] green-nostriled, cross-eyed, hairy-livered, inbred trout defiler
- Ebola
- Even [sheep] won’t have sex with you
- You are not ANSI compliant
- Wombat
- No normal human would have to mate with you
- Waste of flesh
- Sour and senile
- Toe-sucker
- 6.12
- www.lowgenius.net
- A rock band
- Phone sex operators hang up on you
- You wear your sister's training bra
- Don't bother opening the door
- [You] should be able to slime [your way] out [underneath]
- Smarmy
- Bugger off!
- Tosser
- Pisshead
- Pol Pot [From Clotpole ponce]
- May your spouse be blessed with many bastards
kasaanTv[edit | edit source]
- SpongeBob in the Hood (various episodes) - Link
- What the fuck?
- Lesbian
- Oh god damn! Those are the biggest nipples I ever seen!
- My dick
- Get some bitches
- Give my (Bugatti) back, you bitch ass nigga!!
- Pussy
- Aight nigga
- Its what (you) fucking like
Most Offensive Video[edit | edit source]
- A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa - Link
- Every Kwanzaa it's a-bu-bu-bu-the same, I'm uh-bu-always the-bu-bu-bi-bu-babblin' uh-boo…
- Yo, yo, yo!
- Of all the mothafuckas on Earth, you the mothafuckest.
- Bitch, where's my mothafuckin' money?
- The one from yo ass, bitch!
- What you want, bitch?
- 12 inches!
- Faggot
- You is one stinky mothafucka!
- It won't get any faster with my foot up yo ass!
- Out your peehole
- Let's lock legs and swap gravy!
- And there were three kings: Martin Luther, Don, and Rodney.
- Oh, get [this shrub] some Viagra!
- ★ Beware of the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown! - Link
- Gonna steal my ass virginity, too!
- Your ass virginity (combined from the previous sound and the line “Looks like the Easter Nigga stole your eggs after all!")
- Forrest Gimp
- Gonorrhea
- You goddamn retard!
- Damn, you got Down syndrome so bad, you probably got Up, Left, and Right syndrome, too!
- Stupid
- Pistols
- Peter Cottonpicker
- The Passover Nigga
- Oh, fuck yeah, that’s what I’m talkin' 'bout!
- These eggs have yellow eyes, but if I turn them, the yellow is gone!
- Those better be white mothafuckin' easter eggs or else I'm gonna boil that egghead of yours in vinegar!
- Desegregate the colors
- Huh?
- That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard!
- Suck my eggs with a vaginal bla-obla-oblagaytah!
- I'm stupid
- This morning when I had my period
- Paternal Cool Whip
- Your Betty Crocker fuckmuscle
- You motherfuckin' nigga!
- Look at all these niggas
- If I was anything but black, I'd be shitting Ovaltine right now!
- Black
- Nignoramus
- Fuck yo mama with the LA Raiders!
- Oh shit, I don’t believe it! Everybody, quick, hide your belongings!
- Uh-oh!
- I swear I'd give anything to see some crazy shit right now.
- I smell like shit
- I swear if you spill the margarine in the brown grotto, I'm gonna snap your dick off and shit it out!
- Back that ass up
- Ugh! There's shit in here!
- I swear I'm gonna my used tampon up your left nostril and kick you in the back of the head until it comes out your mouth
- Fuck yeah! But afterwards I ain't suckin' no dick in the food court so you can have the money to buy yourself a hamburger at Checkers!
- Yo, you wanna get high?
- Three drive by shootin's and a visit from the Jehovah's Witness
- Oh shit
- I swear you was born out your momma's asshole because her pussy was too busy!
- Sounds like some year-hustler crackaganda you heard on the Black Discovery Channel!
- Took a shit
- You smell like shit
- FUCK YOU!
- We ain't ever gonna make it
- Mothafuckin' Easter Sunday
- It’s motherfuckin' [Easter Sunday], motherfucka! Where the fuck is this [Easter nigga?!]
- Its curtains for you, Marcie, curtains!
- The Fat Albert Kwanzaa Special
- The fuck you talkin' bout?
- Throat yogurt
- Kanye West (x2)
- Oh, did I just shit out a munchkin?
- Just fucked all over
- Goddammit
- This pregnant bitch
- Dead from gang violence or drugs
- I haven’t seen my dick in 10 years!
- Fuck
- Fucking meaningless
- Nobel Peace Prize
- In the fuck
- Kwanzaa (multiple instances)
- How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa! - Link
- Every Ho up in Hoville
- They'd suck, and they'd fuck, and they'd fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Vagina
- Penis
- Dick
- Prick
- Drinkin' malt liquor
- Why, for 53 years, I've put up with this shit!
- Before I throw a mothafuckin' fit!
- Asshole
- The ghetto
- Sloppy mothafucka
- That’s what I said, mothafucka!
- Small dick
- Tryin' to give blowjobs without using their teeth
- Suck each other off
- Know what I’m sayin'?
- Proctologist
- Kwanzaa
- ★ It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown! - Link
- What the fuck you say?
- Bitch
- Nigga, what?
- Fuck you (x3)
- Yo mama
- Abracadabra, fagnut
- Check this shit out!
- WHAT?!
- Aw motherfuckin' shit
- Muddafucka (x2)
- Nigga (x2)
- Niggalicious
- Golden showers
- Crack rocks
- I oughta whoop your ass you motherfuckin' retard
- Shit
- A retard
- Don't oppress me for being retarded, fuckface! Put your penis in my mouth!
- Oh, shit! It's the phone!
- Who dat is?
- Get fucked up
- Motherfuckers
- Where all the white bitches at?
- I can't even get it up just thinkin' about that
- That shit
- On Sanford and Son
- Say there, choco-cock. That Lamont in Sanford and Son gets me all X-rated and shit. Why don't you stick your thumb in my ass, your middle finger in my cunner-linger, and we be bumpin uglies to Redd Fox on TV, mm-hmm?
- (gargling noises)
- Sup?
- Now it's my turn!
- Your momma’s so stupid, she thinks judo is what you use to make bagels
- ★ It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan, Charlie Brown! - Link
- Suck my dick, bitch!
- Ramadan
- Converting to Islam
- I just gave you herpes!
- Well, pimps up, hoes down, mothafucka!
- Camel semen
- What the fuck you doin' readin' War and Peace?
- I'm gonna wear out my pussy like Tyson Speedbag!
- Gangbang
- Y'all are shittin' me, right?
- Yo mama's asscrack
- Joikin' off
- A llama-humper
- The Qu'ran
- Suicide bombng
- Black and beautiful
- ★ It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown! - Link
- Bitches (x2)
- A plethora of hoes for me to practice my dickupuncture skills with
- What the fuck?!
- A bevy of hoes to stick my meat thermometer in
- I got a… mothafuckin' potato?
- The ghetto
- I got another mothafuckin' potato!
- Fuckin' jerk-off
- Suck
- Bullride
- With the Great Dolemite
- Cesspool
- I'm gonna go have a miscarriage in the bathroom!
- What, my pussy's not good enough for you?
- Cunt salad
- You mothafucka!
- How's it feel to be fucked twice - once by me, and once by the mothafuckin' man?
- And bring plenty of bitches
- Fuck no, applehead!
- You fuckin' faggot
- I'm gonna rip your herpes scabs off with a mothafuckin' power sander!
- Wow
- Faggot!
- Smegma
- The Suicide Bomb is when I take a dump on yo titties and wipe them off with pages of the Qu'ran!
- Mothafucka (x2)
- I went to the ghetto and I got a yeast infection from a Bit-O-Honey!
- Oh shit, they sent a roller! Time to get ghost!
- Ugh! Dog dick! Oh, I just had dog dick in my mouth! Oh, I'n gonna fuckin' kill somebody! Hand me a fuckin' knife!
- Spectaculate ejaculate
- My fuckin' pussy farts
- But NO!
- Suck your dick for a Pixy Stick… I mean, trick or treat!
- Show you our breasts for some cigarettes!
- Lick my asshole
- Nigga, you're talking crazier than Margot Kidder on my front lawn
- ★ Jackie Robinson was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown! - Link
- In the immortal words of Willie Dynamite, I'd rather rape a watermelon!
- When my eyes are open, I see the sky! When my eyes are open, I see the grass!
- This looks like an amusement park for autistic children! (x2)
- Dick
- New Orleans
- Now who the fuck jacked my bike?
- Drive-by
- Fuck yeah
- My vagina
- Oh shit, I feel my labia slippin' out again
- I fuckin' hate school
- Puerto Ricans who can't swim
- What the fuck am I gonna do
- I just got so excited, I think I shit myself!
- What?
- The end
- A species of people who eat at Applebee's and listen to Nickelback!
- White folk
- What the fuck?
- And what the fuck is that?
- He wants you to suck his dick, you faggot
- Let's play hockey!
- You just gonna have to play with yourself!
- I don't want to play with myself, I want to play with me!
- A retarded American
- Everybody lick my ass!
- Holy shit
- Get the fuck out
- Look at me, I'm Basketball Jones!
- How the fuck does she know about Matthew Henson?
- Ain't he the mothafucka I was with when the condom broke?
- Now what's so fuckin' funny?
- What the fuck?!
- Chupa mi huevos, FUCK YOU!
- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
- Sup?
- Now what the fuck is that, the theme to the Super Mario Bros.?
- [Get] the fucking ball!
- Cultural understanding
- Yo momma’s such a jew, I saw her carryin’ ten shopping bags from Bloomingdale’s the other day. I said “Whatchu doin’” and she said “Exercising”
- I want you to suck my dick!
- But you ain't got a dick!
- Suck my dick!
- (unintelligible babbling)
- ★Suck My Big, Black Ass, Charlie Brown!
- And a big fat dick to stick in your big fat ass!
- You fucked up motherfucker!
- Them bitches gave me syphilis, chlamydia, herpes, and Cooley’s anemia!
- Fuck them white bitches! Fuck 'em up and down and on their face! Stomp on their mothafuckin' ass til they be beggin' for mothafuckin' mercy! Beat 'em up with a closet stick, 'cause I hate them white bitches!
- 'Cause there ain't no thing like suckin' my big black ass while sippin' Hennessy, you Jew-banger!
- Then choke the bitch with my donkey dick
- Loose pussy
- Are you back on the pipe, nigga?
- John Holmes
- Blowjobs
- You hear me now, fuckface?
- Goddammit! (x2)
- Mothafuckas!
- Are you hearin' the words that are comin' outta my mothafuckin' mouth? I'm not wearing any underwear, mothafucka!
- Gorilla juice
- Skeet
- Dick o' death
- Wang
- The end
- What the fuck? (x2)
- And he's givin' her the Pasadena Mudslide in the back of that Mazda!
- This is gonna fuck up [Linus] like herpes on a doorknob!
- (unintelligible babbling)
MrDubWorld[edit | edit source]
Cartoon Thugs Ep. 3
- Faggots
- Fucker
Naruto Abridged[edit | edit source]
★ Episode 2 - Link
- Softcore porn
- Flat-chest
- Because you touch yourself at night
- Good things do happen to bad people!
- Naked
- EWWWWW!
- Yeah well your mom’s a skank
- That doesn’t make any sense
★ Episode 18 - Link
- BOOBS!!!
R0FLKN1F3[edit | edit source]
Spongebob The Porn Shop - Link
- Anal lube (x3)
- Porn (x4)
- Squidward's dick (x3)
- Porn star (x4)
- Strap-ons
- It's fucking awesome!
- Vibrator (x2)
- What the fuck just happened?
- Women
RasterOfMandomness[edit | edit source]
Ctrl Alt Del Dub - Link
- How the fuck do you have no idea how much this is, dumbass?
- People who aren't five year old dumpster babies
- Now get the fuck outta my face, you smell like Doritos and Mountain Dew
- YOU'RE FIRED, FUCKFACE-UH!
Retro2Modern[edit | edit source]
- The Engineer Plays Wild Gunman - Link
- I suck!
Tomotasauce[edit | edit source]
- Sasha Has No Chill
- Anne (2x)
- Marcy (2x)
- Sasha (2x)
ToonEditor01[edit | edit source]
- ★ Amphibia - The Dinner
- Fuck yeah bitches
- Yup
- Good for you, but why do we want to bang that bitch again?
- Because she's got a brand new sex move I can't wait to see her unveil
- That hoe fucked us over
- Fuck your tastebuds 'till they cum
- Pineapple on pizza makes my dick tremble
- Opie got his first boner in the last season of The Andy Griffith Show
- We're all gonna fuck each other hard after dinner while Lightning McQueen fucks Mater's ass....Owen Wilson has a fucked up nose
- Those bitches think I've changed when I'm still the same bitch I was the day we met
- The last time I engaged in a lesbian threesome, the dildos kept falling out of my vagina. If they don't have a good dildo, stay the fuck inside my pussy, I'm fucking killing their asses!
- Bitch, shut the fuck up! Everyone will cum in my pussy and totally.... SCISSOR ME!
- Coke
- I'm gonna push this shit out of the way
- Look me in the eyes bitch...
- I'm finally unveiling my NEW LESBIAN SEX MOVE!
- Frog penis
- Shitty ass cocaine
- RUBBIT, RUBBIT!
- Aw fuck man, I wanna fuck Sasha's pussy right fucking now
- Aw I don't wanna get raped by you bitches
- ★ Amphibia - The Beginning of the End dub
- Not so fucking fast, butt fuckers! I'm not going to let you queers take my ass virginity, not while I'm getting fucked in the ass by my wife tonight!
- Hey Anne and Sasha, let's all scissor each other in our pajamas while you squeeze on my titties!
- Damn Marcy....
- I remember back in kindergarten we all tried to make the Undo Guy in Kid Pix sound like he was getting fucked like a little bitch every time his voice changed from a dude to a chick
- Get the fuck out of the way! You're blocking the porno, bitch.
- Yo Sasha, I wanna suck your toes while you shove the other five up my vagina
- Whoa, chill out. Foot fetishes are for dumbasses who don't know what titties are
- And I only get one extra line because the stupid idiot behind this shit just recycled the scene and repeated the animations to match the length of the audio track
- What the fuck? (whispered)
- PILLOW FIGHTS ON OUR PUSSIES!!! (individual files for Anne and Sasha's versions)
- (Laughing and giggling) (both individual and layered)
- Oh my god, this is where the lesbian threesome comes on
- (Snoring) (individual files for Anne and Sasha)
- You bitches never listen to me. Titty.
- Lesbian sex is the best sex because they get to use artificial penises
- ★ Ed, Edd 'n Eddy - All Eds Are Off
- I fucking love skinny dipping because we get to compare penis sizes
- (Snoring into the water)
- FUUUUCK!!! There's a shark biting my dick and he's eating my man-meat!!!! FUUUCK!!! What am I gonna do???!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!
- I gotta lay of the cough syrup
- BOOM! (distortion effects added)
- Aye watch it asshole. I'm trying to see some dick here.
- Are you drinking diarrhea from the kiddie pool?
- I LIKE BITCHES!!!
- Take a shit
- (Farting as Gravy Mix spills into pool)
- What the fuck? You just got your sticky poo all over my beautiful pecker
- Grab a spoon and dig the fuck in
- Raped by the principal
- Retarded fecal fetish
- I like to poop it out and eat it again
- You are the most retarded fucker it has ever been my misfortune to stick my dick I'm
- (Ed farting)
- He does all kinds of fucked up shit with his fucked up shit
- Shit flavored tea
- (Farting as gravy spills out Ed's shoe)
- He probably uses shit as lubrication
- Eddy go suck your brother's dick
- Your voice is louder than my mom fucking a drill instructor on a Harley Davidson motorcycle
- The only way an ice cream sandwich could get any better is if it was shaped like a titty
- Awww... three little faggots sucking the shit out of each other's dicks. Ain't it gay?
- Faggots are people too, just like us
- What? It's just another word for happy
- Damn right it is (deleted line/outtake)
- Termites on your dick
- Goodbye my beloved sex toy
- Fuck yeah
- My chickens give me boner
- Fuck shit, I'll drink piss instead
- Let's all get stoned at 2 AM in the Taco Bell parking lot while we eat the fiery Dorito tacos
- Wanna suck our dicks?
- Go fuck yourselves
- And may the best gay boy win
- ★ SpongeBob - Got Milk? Commercial
- Hey faggot! How about a delicious glass of creamy black guy cum?
- Oh my god fucking yes! I love black guy cum!
- And it promotes racial equality
- (Gulping 2x) (The other "GULP GULP GULP GULP" sound is actually a sample taken from Cupcakke's song Moonwalk)
- What the fuck? (whispered)
- (Patrick chuckling and laughing hysterically 4x)
- Fuck yeah, eyebrows too!
- What the fuck man?
- How about I just stick my head through this fucking glass?
- Surprise faggot!
- Drink African jizz, it's got a Nesquik flavor
- Not again
- Got Dick?
- ★ SpongeBob - Pat No Pay
- Holy fucking shit, we're losing service in this bitch
- I think I know what's wrong with Fatass here
- 10 motherfucking seconds later
- What the fuck is that?
- I didn't bring any money you greedy red bastard
- What the fuck?
- Well at least my digestive system is paying for it and soon will my anus
- (Belch)
- (Alarm sounding)
- I'm gonna make you my slave you Hamburglar fuckbag
- Alright Dickstar, since you took away all my cheeseburgers, you're my bitch for the next five and a half hours
- I'll be in my office jacking off to my grandma's corpse if you need me
- Fucking pink faggot dickhole
- Fuck you sweaty red incestuous geronto-necrophile
- La la la la la, I fuck bitches and cheeseburgers
- HOLY SHIT!
- What the fuck have you gotten yourself into?
- This shit tastes like a fresh pussy picked ripe from a virgin tree
- How the fuck do I do that?
- (Breaking refrigerator)
- What the fuck? What are you doing?
- (Ice tower disassembles)
- You fucking killed me refrigerator! You stupid fucking heartless asshole!
- You fuck this next job up, I'm gonna buttrape you with my big meaty crustacean cock
- Jizz stained porno magazines
- Yeah bitch
- If you fuck this shit up, I'm gonna put extra butter on my dick when I'm raping you
- Here asswipe, take this sack of dog shit and shove it up your dickhole
- You got it, Mr. Faggot!
- Get the fuck in there you cunts!
- Patrick, what the motherfucking shit are you doing?
- (Garbage disposal tearing trash bags)
- Holy fucking shit, thanks Einstein!
- (Garbage disposal malfunctioning)
- Let's see how the obese pink faggot is doing right now
- (Farting as money shreds)
- SpongeBob - The Secret Box (redub of 24thPowerProductions dub)
- Yo assfart
- I remember it like it was golden shit. Whoa.
- I feel like a filthy whore (crying)
Vinesauce[edit | edit source]
- The Adventures of Mario and Luigi: Episode 1
- I don't understand!
- The Adventures of Mario and Luigi: Episode 2
- Your prostate
- Quick GameCube Corruptions
- Speen
- Supra Mayro Kratt
- Go fuck yourself!
Yu-Gi-Oh!: the Abridged Series[edit | edit source]
Dirty Dueling - Link
- You little (bleep)! You son of a (bleep)ing (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)! I'm going to tear off your (bleep) and shove them right up your (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and then (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) on your (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) with (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) in the (bleep) (bleep) and (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) your (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) so then you'll have to (bleep) sideways! ... (bleep)
They Saved Tristan's Brain - Link
- Did I just watch a snuff film?
★ She Blinded Me with Card Games - Link
- This pornography is really quite good.
The Plot Thinnens - Link
- It's RAPING time!
Zumoffj[edit | edit source]
- 2 Stupid Dogs Voice Over - Link
- Dumbass motherfucker
- Your ass
YouTube Poop[edit | edit source]
Actaylorr[edit | edit source]
- SpongeBob hates Mama Luigi - Link
- Do you remember when I auditioned for 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Alex Sorkin[edit | edit source]
- The Nutshack Theme but There's Another Surprise at 0:10 - Link
- OH MY GOD, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.
- Fuckin' loser...
CaptainOhYeah[edit | edit source]
- Pride Patties - Link
- Gonorrhea
Captpan6[edit | edit source]
- ★George's Handsome Volcano Conkers - Link
- Penis
The Citizen Brain[edit | edit source]
- Good Old P.U. - Link
- (The baby) fucking dies
cjflo[edit | edit source]
- The Flesh Pinch of Ball Hair
- Large weenie
coolcat001100[edit | edit source]
- BillSpinge and the Terrible Tyranny of MC Vadoodle
- I'm gonna rape you (in G-Major)
CraazyCat13[edit | edit source]
- Robotnik and His Game Boy - Link
- Shut the fuck up
cs188[edit | edit source]
- nice day - Link
- Ow, my crotch
- Silly Mayz Wrapz Himzelf in an Abzorbant Twowel - Link
- What the actual fuck?
Danfango700[edit | edit source]
- Small Horse Friends are Good - Link
- She died!
Doonic Production[edit | edit source]
- The King has a new Computer - Link
- Computer
Doskey[edit | edit source]
- YouTube Poop: Michael Rosen Visits the Penis Museum
- Penis museum
GirlaPurpleHeart[edit | edit source]
- Drew Pickles' Ass Speaks - Link
- (layered fart sounds)
jallerbo[edit | edit source]
- Spinge Binge: The Sex-Joke Event Horizon - Link
- A little bitch
- Holy shit!
KroboProductions[edit | edit source]
- ★ Freddy Ruins Sam's Life - Link
- (Frustrated yell)
- Penis
- Penis suckle
- Suck my cock
- Niggers
- Friendship is Not Available in Your Country - Link
- Oh, okay
- Steven Jewniverse 3: Threeven Jewniverse - Link
- That went south real quick
- That shit is nasty
MoBrosStudios[edit | edit source]
YouTube Poop Tutorial - Link
- AIDS
QuibbyJibby[edit | edit source]
★ The Lost Poops of QuibbyJibby - Link
- I'm going to ram my massive dinosaur penis so far into your tiny little rectum that it will shatter the space-time continuum
- Excrement
- Hell yeah motherfucker
- (bone crack) My fucking back
- (Blood splatter sounds)
- Have gay sex
TheScatsbury[edit | edit source]
- Jurassic Dick Blood Park - Link
- ‘Sup bitches!
- I'm gonna suck your dick!
ShadowParanoia[edit | edit source]
- michael rosen lost poem
- In a tight little
SliceMeLikeThis[edit | edit source]
- Freddie Bangs iCarly - Link
- Dick (x8)
- SpongeBob, Gay Krabs, and Johnny Depp - Link
- Cock
- Sarah Palin - Link
- Fuck my ass
Spigottan[edit | edit source]
- ytp rigmarole - Link
- BEEP! Ah-Sex!
- ytp sexer - Link
- Loveyouthe (3x)
warmandcrispy[edit | edit source]
- Jack Black Defines Orgasm - Link
- Orgasm
Working Man Games[edit | edit source]
- The Warners kill their long lost brother - Link
- Oh my god, I am so fucking stoned!
- Gay people can suck my nutsack
WTLNetwork[edit | edit source]
WTL Swear Pack - Link
- Arse
- Blowjob
- Bollocks
- Came
- Cum
- Cunt
- Dick
- Drugs
- Fuck (x2)
- Fucking (x2)
- Fucked
- Fuck you (x2)
- Full
- Gay
- Hard
- Johnny
- Masturbate
- Masturbation
- OOOOH SH(BLEEP)
- Penis
- Rape
- Semen
- Shit
- Take her from behind
- Twat
- Vagina
- Wanking
- Whore
YouTube Poop Intro - Link[edit | edit source]
- YouTube Poop (original 2007 version)
Trolling/Spamming[edit | edit source]
Mariotehplumber[edit | edit source]
- ★ One last time I am telling you - Link
- Who the fuck are you? I could just say oh oh, you’re just fucking a faggot on YouTube, trying to act like you’re so smart even though you’re a fucking dumbass and you fail your classes and get Fs all day, and get yelled by your parents because your report card sucks, and get grounded to your room for life where you just fucking watch fucking YouTube fucking videos, every single fucking day in your life in your room, trying to speculate on other people even though you’re a fucking faggot that gets dick up your ass from your own father, wearing some Sonic sneakers: “Oh, can you wear the Sonic sneakers today, daddy? Ah yeah, that’s right son, I will!” Fucking fags!
- I'm here forever, motherfuckers!
- Modern Morans
- Up my ass
Miscellaneous YouTube Videos[edit | edit source]
- AOL Commercial Parody - Link
- Dickhead
- A veneral disease
- Double-headed anal probe
- Anonymous Vs Reverend Billy - Link
- Sucking dick
- And fucking horses in the
- Angry German Kid - Link
- Positiv denken, einfach positiv denken
- (Angry screaming gibberish)
- Capri-Sun - Link
- Can you throw me another Capri-Sun?
- Chinese Man Calls Black Woman a Bitch - Link
- Fuck you too, bitch!
- Kiss my ass, bitch motherfucker!
- Dora dies - Link
- (Scream)
- Eddy Wally "Wow!" Meme
- Wow!
- I Like Lots and Lots of Poop (original artist unknown, song reuploaded by Selsiuss2) - Link
- Poo tastes good
- Cheese
- Smell like pee pee pants
- In your pants
- Pee
- IED, Iraq's Largest IED - Link
- Holy fucking shit!
- Justin Bieber fan unable to see a live show - Link
- I cannot believe this happening! I'm literally about to fucknig kill myself!
- Loud Nigra - Link
- (anguished screaming)
- The Many Deaths of Barney (original taken down, link is to a reuploaded excerpt) - Link
- Die, you commie fucker!
- OceanTapezVol1 - Link
- Fucking
- Bye Bitch!
- The Weedman
- Fucking Amazing!
- Motherfucks
- Fucking Weedman
- Fuckfaces
- Ain't gonna do shit!
- Please Give Me Coke - Link
- Cock
- Microsoft Sam Reads Stupid and Dumb Errors REBIRTH (S1 E2) - Link
- (Disgusting defecation sounds)
- MULTIPLE KIDS MAGDUMP INNOCENT PLAYER - Link
- You fucking fat retard!
- Sexual Harrasment in the Workplace - Link
- You've got a fat cock
- I've got a fat cock
- We should rub our fat cocks together
- Two fat cocks
- Sexual harassment
- I could go for a power fuck right about now
- Smells like vagina in here
- Smells like fresh vagina in here
- My vagina
- Shadow Reacts to Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- SMILEY SUICIDES - Link
- (Diarrhea sounds)
- (Woodchipper slicing, screaming)
- ★ Some Guy Who Yells at Some Cats - Link
- Get the fuck down!
- Fucking jump!
- Get the fuck down from there!
- Do it you bitch do it!
- Yah! (x3)
- You fucking pussy!
- Look at me (x2)
- What the fuck are you looking at?!
- Don't fucking run away from me!
- I'll end you!
- Where'd you fucking go?
- You son of a bitch!
- Fuck!
- Don't fucking go in my closet!
- Get the fuck outside!
- YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
- I'm going to rape you!
- Fuck you!
- RUN, FUCKING RUN!
- Don't fucking stare at me!
- You fucking bitch!
- Tootsie Pop Dysfunction
- 3 fucking minutes
- Toy Story 3 Exclusive Trailer Link
- I’ll suck your cock for $1000
- ★ UFO Porno - Link
- OOH-FOH-PORRRNOOOO!
- Welcome to Fucking - Link
- The fucking church
- WGBH 1990s Sign-Off Parody - Link
- Stimulate your sexual organs
- The Wrath of Rog - Link
- Off the face of this continent, you little shit
- Think again, fucker
Sound Effect[edit | edit source]
- Bluezone Cimpact Sound 001 - a.k.a. the "Vine Boom"
- Brap Sound Effect
- Bruh Sound Effect
- Cartoon Ricochet Sound Effects
- Cartoon Scream (Mel Blanc stock recording) - Link
- AAAAAAHHH!!!
- Cartoon Splat Sound Effects
- Chicken Scream Sound Effect (is also used for the Burrowing Snagrets in Pikmin)
- Cougar Roaring Sound Effect - Link
- (roaring)
- Creepy heartbeat sound effect
- (Heartbeat throb)
- Cymbal banging monkey
- Elektra Records’ Authentic Sound Effects Vol. 1
- (Auto skid crash) - Link
- Evil Laugh Sound Effect - Link
- (Evil Laughing)
- ★ Farting Sound Effect - Link
- (short fart)
- (long fart)
- Hanna-Barbera Sound Effects Libary - Running
- Hollywoodedge, Crowd Reaction Shock PE142501
- Hollywoodedge, Screams 1 Man PainedS PE134201 - Link
- (man screaming)
- Hollywoodedge, Bone Breaks Blood Com - Link
- (gore sounds)
- Hollywoodedge, Man Yells Mediumhig CRT028301
- (man screaming, three variations)
- ★ Howie Scream - Link
- (scream)
- ★ Insane Tantrum Scream
- EEEH! EEEEH!
- Record Scratch Sound Effect - Link
- (Record scratch)
- Reverb Fart Sound Effect
- Punch Sound Effect - Link
- (Punch Landing in x16)
- Shotgun Load Sound Effect
- Skull Crack Sound Effect
- Sound Ideas, CARTOON, VOCAL - 'OH NO!', HUMAN 01 - Link
- Oh, no!
- Sound Ideas, CARTOON, VOCAL - 'OH NO!', HUMAN 02 - Link
- Ohhhh, noooooo!
- Sound Ideas, CARTOON, VOCAL - 'WOW!', HUMAN 01 - Link
- Wooow!
- Sound Ideas, COMEDY, ACCENT - MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN, MUSIC, PERCUSSION - Link
- (jingle)
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, SCREAM - SCREAM: FEMALE, HORROR 04 - Link
- (scream)
- ★ Wilhelm Scream - Link
- (scream)
- Windows 8 volume sound
- (high pitch ding)
- Windows 10 information sound
- (blong)
- Windows 95 ding
- (ding)
- Windows 95 tada.wav
- (fanfare)
- Windows XP critical stop sound
- (error sound)
- Windows XP ding sound
- (donk)
- Windows XP hardware insert sound
- (do-dee)
- Windows XP sign in sound
- (do-dum)
- Windows XP sign out sound
- (da-dum)
- Windows XP tada.wav
- (fanfare)
- Windows XP exclamation sound
- (warning sound)
- Source sound library
- (punch and grunt noise)
Video Games[edit | edit source]
3D Pinball[edit | edit source]
- (Booting up sound) (Windows XP version)
Aliens: Colonial Marines[edit | edit source]
- You sack of shit
Aliens vs. Predator (2010)[edit | edit source]
- (Praetorian roar and screech)
Alone in the Dark (2008)[edit | edit source]
- The fucking universe! - Link
Animal Crossing: New Leaf[edit | edit source]
- (Isabelle babbling)
Altered Beast[edit | edit source]
- Welcome to your doom - Link
Atomic Bomberman[edit | edit source]
- ★ Unused swearing voice clips - Link
- My ass
- My ass is killing me
- Awww shit!
- Yo ass is grass!
- Talk to the fist, 'cause the face is pissed!
- Shit!
- Oh my ass!
- Ooohh, my ass!
- Oh, my ASS!
- Aw shit, not again!
- You're fucked!
- That's right there, tits!
- C'mon, bitch!
- C'mon, beeyutch!
- Oh, daaah! Fuck me.
- Fuck
- I'll break your fucking head with a ratchet!
- I'll bust your ass
- Shiiiiit!
- Sheeeeut!
- I'm gonn' bust your ass
- C'mon biatch
- Shit-heel
- Would you guys cut out this (macho) shit and hurry up?
- Sheeeeeyit
- My ass is killing me, I need help!
- Eat my dust, and LICK MY CRACK!!!
- Shit
- Yo ass
- Timer for a fucking dirt nap, you shit-fuck!
- Shiiee-yiiiut!
- Your ass is grass
- I am so fucking proud of you, I could just shit!
- Jesus
- I smoked your ass
Banjo-Kazooie[edit | edit source]
- (Bottles' vocal effects)
The Bard's Tale[edit | edit source]
- Charlie Mopps' Beer Song
- Beer!
Battlefield: Bad Company 2[edit | edit source]
- HELL FUCKING YES! - Link
★ Beavis and Butt-Head: Virtual Stupidity[edit | edit source]
- I'm horny! (from bunghole)
Bioshock 2[edit | edit source]
- Splicer voicelips - Link
- Fucking sodomites
BlazBlue[edit | edit source]
Ragna the Bloodedge (English) voice clips
- Bitch!
- Shit!
- Bastard!
- You piece of shit!
- I don’t have time for (this) shit.
- (Masked) bitch!
- Is this some kind of joke?!
Blue Dragon[edit | edit source]
Eternity - Link
- Eternity
BMX XXX[edit | edit source]
- Hah! Bikes suck, you poser!
★ Brutal Legend[edit | edit source]
- Ya stupid, mother, fucking, piece of shit! - Link
- Metalocalypse Promo - Link
- No fucking way, dude.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2[edit | edit source]
- Post-Credits Scene
- What the fuck?
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2[edit | edit source]
- Tactical Nuke alert
- TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!!!!
- (warning alarm blaring)
- (explosion)
Conker: Live and Reloaded[edit | edit source]
- The Great Mighty Poo - Link
- Throw my shit at you
Conker's Bad Fur Day[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Great Mighty Poo - Link
- Throw my shit at you
- Scat
- Ram it up my butt
- Sweet corn
- You little twat
- Do you really think you'll survive in here?
- Look what you've done!
- Surgeon Tediz dialogue scene - Link
- What the f*bleep*?
Crash Bandicoot: Warped[edit | edit source]
- Yet again
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos[edit | edit source]
- (booing)
Danganronpa 3[edit | edit source]
- Let me put on some makeup, at least I’d like to look pretty before you decide to fuck me!
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided[edit | edit source]
- Good fucking job
Donkey Kong 64[edit | edit source]
- The Donkey Kong Rap - Link
- DK
Doom (1993)[edit | edit source]
- (chainsaw buzzing)
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3[edit | edit source]
- (Goku's enraged scream while performing his Hyper Mode) - Link
Dynasty Warriors 3[edit | edit source]
- You flaming idiots! - Link
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim[edit | edit source]
- Fus-ro-dah!!
Fallout 3[edit | edit source]
- Lug Nut Mission - Link
- Naughty Nightwear
Five Nights at Freddy's 2[edit | edit source]
- (jumpscare sound)
Gex: Enter the Gecko[edit | edit source]
- Taco night at James Earl Jones' house
Grand Theft Auto III[edit | edit source]
- Pager
- (pager beeping)
Grand Theft Auto IV[edit | edit source]
- Hey fuckface
- Fucking pussy
- You dumb fucker
- You're gonna fucking die
- You fuckeeeeer!
- ★ Niko Bellic Voice - Link
- Asshole!
- Fuck you!
- Go fuck yourself
- Pedestrian screams
- AAH! AAAAHHHHHHH!
Grand Theft Auto V[edit | edit source]
- Mother
- Okay then, old man
- Alright then
- Enough! Alright? E-fucking-nough! I get it.
- Fucking cocksucker!
- Ballas Quotes
- Fuck you, mothafucka!
- Franklin Quotes
- This don't make no fucking sense
- And people say (I'm a disgrace to society?)
- Sup, bro?
- Awwwww, shit.
- Lame ass bitch.
- Damn! 5-0.
- Impotent Rage Quotes
- Turd
- You completely fucking suck!
- Lamar Quotes
- Nigga, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga
- Bitches
- Nigga
- Long Stretch Mission
- Mark ass bitch
- Micheal Quotes
- Out, the fucking way!
- ★ NOOSE Quotes
- Killing makes my dick hard!
- Police Quotes
- Shit
- Fuck
- Go to hell
- Dick
- Asshole
- What the fuck's wrong with you?
- Dickhead
- Bitch
- Jerk
- Lame ass
- You dick
- Redneck Quotes
- AAAAARRRGH, MOTHERFUCKER!
- Reuniting the Family
- How about, you suck my cock? HUH?!?!
- Trendsetter quotes
- Fuck you!
- Bitch!
- Suck my dick!
- Trevor quotes
- You pile of sick!
- You entitled piece of shit!
- Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet?!
- You look like a penis
- Titties, titties, titties!
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[edit | edit source]
- Big Smoke
- YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
- ★ In the Beginning…
- Drug money
- Ah shit, here we go again.
- Running Dog - Link
- Asshole
- Pedestrian Quotes
- Ya idiot shithead!
- Pile of shit
- Calm yo ass down!
Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony[edit | edit source]
- You gotta be fucking kidding me
- Princess Robot Bubblegum
- A hairless vagina that you have no shame in exposing
Guilty Gear -Strive-[edit | edit source]
- May Voice clips (Japanese) - Link
- Wah, wuh-wuh-wuh!
- Totsugeki! (x3)
- Sol Badguy Voice clips (English) - - Link
- Dammit!
- Shit!
Half-Life 2[edit | edit source]
- (crunch and grunt noise)
- GET. THE HELL. OUTTA HERE! - Link
- (screaming)
Halo 2[edit | edit source]
- (Spartan grunt sounds)
Halo 3[edit | edit source]
- (Spartan grunt sounds)
Halo Reach[edit | edit source]
- (Spartan grunt sounds)
Happy Wheels[edit | edit source]
- (Lawnmower Guy screams)
- (Pogostick Guy screams)
- (Moped Girl grunts)
- OH GOD!
- (Moped Guy scream)
Heroes of Newerth[edit | edit source]
- ★ Jeraziah
- Cum (Your time has come!)
★ Hotel Mario - Link[edit | edit source]
- (evil laughter)
- Look!
- No...
- You gotta help us!
- Eh, Luigi? (gay Luigi)
- Get the hint?
- Instructions
Huniecam Studio[edit | edit source]
- Lillan dialogue - Link
- Fuck my life
I.M. Meen[edit | edit source]
- Nasty
- In 100 years!
- Look
- (screaming)
★ Kid Pix Deluxe[edit | edit source]
- Now wait a minute
- My bad
- Uh-oh
- I made a boo boo, yeah
- Whoops
- Undo undo!
- Yup!
- No, no, no!
- No way!
- Oh, man!
- Aye, carumba!
- I'm a sneakered centipede!
- I'm a funny catcow that goes "meow! moo!"
Kingdom of Paradise[edit | edit source]
- WHAT? You bitch!
Kirby's Return to Dream Land - Link[edit | edit source]
- (spinning sounds)
- (wave splashing)
- (swallowing sounds)
Left 4 Dead[edit | edit source]
- Coach quotes
- We ready to get it on?
- (grunts)
Left 4 Dead 2[edit | edit source]
- Nick quotes
- You do that again and I will bury you alive
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time[edit | edit source]
- Listen!
- [rock falling]
LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game[edit | edit source]
- (building sfx) - Link
★ Link: The Faces of Evil - Link[edit | edit source]
Marble Blast Gold[edit | edit source]
- Gyrocopter
Marble Blast Ultra[edit | edit source]
- Gyrocopter
Mario Kart 64[edit | edit source]
- (Screaming)
- Select your
- Hehe! I got it!
Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga[edit | edit source]
- Thunder!
Mario Teaches Typing[edit | edit source]
- Wheee!
- Hey, Imma thirsty!
- Drinky
- Thank you very much! thank you!
- (plane noises)
Messiah[edit | edit source]
- Ending - Link
- (grunt of pain)
Metal Gear Solid[edit | edit source]
- In Zanzibar
- The boss
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes[edit | edit source]
- You can't defeat me with a weapon like that
Mortal Kombat[edit | edit source]
- Toasty!
- Scorpion's Spear attack
- Get over here!
Mortal Kombat 2[edit | edit source]
- Finish him
- ★ Male Fatality scream
- (screaming, usually mixed in with the sound effects from ytp pedofiles)
Mortal Kombat 3[edit | edit source]
- Fatality - Link
Mortal Kombat 4[edit | edit source]
- Johnny Cage ending cutscene - Link
- Now I'm mad!
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks[edit | edit source]
Scorpion's Spear attack (when striking opponent three times consecutively)
- Get over here, bitch!
- Get the fuck over here!
Mortal Kombat (2011)[edit | edit source]
- Scorpion's Spear attack (clip originates from Mortal Kombat 4)
- Get over here!
Nintendo Wii[edit | edit source]
- Crash sound
- (long, annoying beep)
Overwatch[edit | edit source]
- Junkertown: The Plan
- I've got an idea!
★ Pac Man[edit | edit source]
- Waka waka waka…
- (Pac-Man dying)
Parappa the Rapper[edit | edit source]
- Instructor Mooselini's Rap
- Check and turn the signals to the right! Now turn to the right! Check and turn the signals to the left! Now turn to the left!
Persona 4[edit | edit source]
- Heartbreak, Heartbreak - Link
- Tell me why you did it, every dream falling apart
- Your Affection - Link
- In the stream of jizz (tears)
- Your
Persona 5[edit | edit source]
- Mona/Morgana voice clips
- Looking cool, (Joker)!
Pokemon: Fire Red and Leaf Green[edit | edit source]
- [confusion status] - Link
Portal[edit | edit source]
- HELLOOOOO, that's you, that's how dumb you sound! When did your life go so wrong?
Portal 2[edit | edit source]
- Parents
Pumkin Online English Course[edit | edit source]
- ★ Hungry Pumkin
- I'm very hungry
- Give me the hamburger!
- Give me the salt!
- Give me the water!
- That was terrible, I'm never coming back here!
Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo[edit | edit source]
- Snapshot moment!
Resident Evil 4[edit | edit source]
- Four
Saints Row[edit | edit source]
- You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we're both full of surprises. - Link
Sega Rally 2[edit | edit source]
- Game Over screen - Link
- Game over, yeaaaah!
Shadows of the Damned[edit | edit source]
- Enlarge Your Johnson - Link
- Boner
The Simpsons: Hit and Run[edit | edit source]
- ★ Weapons of Mass Deliquency -Link
- Oh, hell yeah! Heh.
- Gags
- Horse head
- (whinnie)
- Homer Dialogue
- Learn to drive, dumbass! (x2)
- Learn to drive, you dumbass.
- Ow, my ass! (x2)
- WOOHOO! Alright!
- Ow! Stop it!
- He-yah!
- An older boy told me to do it.
- Woah!
- Bouncy bouncy!
- Ooh, I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!
- What part of "get in" do you not understand?
- That's the wrong side.
- Hehehe! You’re dumber than me!
- My blood cholesterol is low! Give me a recharge!
- I'm looking for something with a breakfast burrito.
- Whatever food doesn't kill me, makes me stronger!
- AAARRGH!
- 2, 4, 6, 8, you suck, I'm great. La-da, la-da, la-da, you I hate!
- 2, 4, 6, 8, you suck, I'm great. La-da, la-da, la-da, you are the one… I… hate.
- He used a cheat code!
- Stay on target! Stay on target!
- And people say I'm slow… wait a minute! That was an insult!
- Another one?
- Lousy rotten karmic retribution (x3)
- I have no insurance!
- Hey, I found my lost nachos!
- I love to sit.
- I'm not a very good driver.
- Wow, I need a disco nap.
- Must. Never. Run. Again!!
- Chest pains! I'm having... chest pains!
- Aww, now I have a wedgie!
- Aww, I swallowed my gum!
- Lousy generic villains
- Wheeeee! (x2)
- Oh I hope "Do not Press" means "Press Right Away".
- Thingy goes up!
- What's this do?
- Woohoo! I love senselessly pushing things!
- Ouch! My bikini zone's.... chafing!
- That was so painful!
- I feel bad about myself.
- The important thing is that I'm not imagining these guys.
- Homer's Tuba Cues
- Cue #69
- (tuba playing)
- Kang and Kodos Strike Back
- Rise, rise!
- Unused Homer Reward Cue #1
- (trumpet blaring)
- Ralph Races
- Six, twelve, one, go!
- Pedestrian Dialogue
- Beat it, ya bum!
- Shove-off!
- Get off the road, and onto the sidewalk!
- Hey, getta your face out of my face!
- Simpsons Hotline
- (muzak)
The Simpsons: Road Rage[edit | edit source]
- ★ Introductory cutscene
- Please kill me…
Sinistar[edit | edit source]
- Run, coward!
Sonic Adventure[edit | edit source]
- ★ Get a load of this
- AH-HA!
- NO WAY, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!
Sonic Adventure 2[edit | edit source]
- I'll make you eat those words!
- Those idiots will never find my (secret base inside this pyramid)
★ Sonic CD[edit | edit source]
- I’m outta here! Link
Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)[edit | edit source]
- (death sound)
- (drowning theme)
- (spring sound)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) - Link[edit | edit source]
- ★ Yes
- It's done
- ★ It's no use!
- Don't touch it!
Sonic Unleashed - Link[edit | edit source]
- (Werehog Sonic's fall scream)
South Park: The Stick of Truth[edit | edit source]
- Dragonshout Tutorial
- You must never... ever... fart on anyone's balls
Star Fox 64[edit | edit source]
- You're the only hope for our (insert)
Street Fighter[edit | edit source]
- You lose!
Street Fighter II - Link[edit | edit source]
- You lose
Street Fighter III: Third Strike[edit | edit source]
Urien soundclips
- Crush
- Kill
- Destroy
Sunset Overdrive[edit | edit source]
- Fuck up
- E3 trailer
- Dicks
Super Mario 64[edit | edit source]
- (Mario screaming while burning or freezing his ass)
- (Thwomp grunting)
- (Bowser laughing)
- Ahh, spaghetti... Ahh, ravioli...
- Oof!
- Yippee!
- Boing!
- Haha!
- Game Over!
- Bloop, bloop, bloop!
- Yahoo!
- Hello!
- Let's a go!
- Waha!
- D'oh!
- UORL!
Super Mario Bros. 3[edit | edit source]
- (running sound effect)
Super Mario Sunshine[edit | edit source]
Too Bad!/Lose a Life
- (music)
Super Mario World[edit | edit source]
- (jump sound)
Super Smash Bros. 4[edit | edit source]
- (blast KO sound) - Link
Super Smash Bros. Brawl[edit | edit source]
- Announcer sounds
- ROB
- Falco quotes
- Hands off my
- Meta Knight sounds
- Come (cum)
- Snake sounds
- Tasty!
- Now
- There! (Unused)
- Sonic taunts
- You’re too slow!
- C’mon, step it up!
- Wario sounds
- (swallowing items whole)
Super Smash Bros. Melee[edit | edit source]
- (throwing sound effect)
- (whack sound effect)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate[edit | edit source]
Team Fortress 2[edit | edit source]
- Administator quotes
- You failed. BOOOOO!!
- Demoman Taunts - Link
- Ka-BOOM!
- ★ Engineer quotes
- Nope - Link
- What
- That'll
- Mama
- I'm done playing games with you, boy
- Heavy quotes - Link
- ★ You are DEAD. Not big surprise!
- RUUUN! RUUUN!
- Sandvich and I are coming for you!
- Hahahaha! Yes, man in pink wig is laughing at you!
- You cannot hide, coward!
- Shit (sentence-mixed)
- Nom nom nom, om nom
- Who
- I am very happy!
- That was delicious
- Fire, Fire, Fiiiree!!
- Ya-dadadadada, Ya-dadadadada, dodododadada, Kaboom! Kaboom!
- I have plan for you, more pain!
- Doktor!
- [falling scream]
- Move!
- Medic quotes
- Everyone!
- Schtupid!
- Meet the Heavy - Link
- It cost 40000 Dollars
- For 12 (seconds)
- Meet the Medic - Link
- I have no idea
- Meet the Soldier -
- You do, pal!
- ★ Meet the Spy - Link
- Pornography
- Your mother
- He could be in this very room! He could be you, he could be me! He could even be- (gunshot)
- (Gentle)men
- Miscellaneous sources
- (all classes laughing) - Link
- Scout quotes
- Thanks, pally!
- You suck!
- Look at this
- We are screwed!
- Sniper quotes
- Thanks, mate!
- Soldier quotes
- (scream)
- You are a spineless worm!
- You were good, son, real good. Maybe even the best.
- Don't you die on me
- Spy quotes
Total Distortion[edit | edit source]
- Game over screen (You Are Dead) - Link
- You are dead! Dead, dead!
- Bye bye
True Crime: New York City[edit | edit source]
- Black Male Pedestrian quotes
- Get that motherfucker! - Link
Undertale[edit | edit source]
- (Gaster disappear SFX)
★ Unreal Tournament[edit | edit source]
- (Echoing): Holy shit. - Link
- Headshot
- Double-kill!
- Killing spree!
The Wacky World of Minature Golf[edit | edit source]
- King Putt’s Tomb
- Ow
Wild Woody[edit | edit source]
- (Scream)
Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z[edit | edit source]
- E3 trailer
- Balls
- Loada shit
Yggdra Union[edit | edit source]
- Milanor voice clips (English)
- Get lost! (Victory quote)
- Don’t come crying to me now! (When he’s about to use a card)
- Goddamn it (all)!
★ Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon - Link[edit | edit source]
- YOU MUST DIE! - Link
- You will die! - Link
- (This is) illegal (you) [k]no[w]
- Penetrate
- Yes (x3)
- Dinner
- Ship (used as shit)
- Pleeeaseeee
- You are my prisoner!
- Silence!
- YOU'VE KILLED ME!
- GOOD.
- I know
- Slaves
- (Laughter)
- Hyrule
- Next
Commercials / Advertisements[edit | edit source]
7 Up[edit | edit source]
- Make 7 Up Yours - Link
- (Make 7) Up yours
Ad Council[edit | edit source]
- Sexual Harassment - Link
- We're talking about sexual harassment here. And I don't have to take it.
Adult Swim[edit | edit source]
- This Is Fine - Link
- This is fine
Athenos Feta Cheese[edit | edit source]
- Yiayia on Pool Parties - Link
- The pornography
Ayds[edit | edit source]
- Ayds Diet Candy - Link
- AIDS
Big Bill Hell's Cars[edit | edit source]
- ★ Big Bill Hell's Cars (Fake commercial)- Link
- Fuck you
- You can kiss my ass!
- You're such a stupid motherfucker
- Bullshit
- Shove it up your ugly ass
- You're fucked six way to Sunday
- Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
- Fuck off
- Hurry up, asshole!
- Or you're a dead motherfucker!
- Go to hell!
- Sons a bitches
Big City[edit | edit source]
- Big City Slidrs'
- Here for the
Budweiser[edit | edit source]
- Wassup (the 1999 original) - Link
- Aye hello, wassup?
Burger King[edit | edit source]
- SpongeBob Got Back - Link
- Baby
- ★ Whopper Whopper
- Whopper
Call of Duty[edit | edit source]
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II Banned Commercial - Link
- Penetration
Cards Against Humanity[edit | edit source]
- Bigger Blacker Box Promo
- Bigger, blacker (b)ox
Chrysler[edit | edit source]
- Dr. Z Radio ad
- It's a German thing. You wouldn't understand.
Cocoa Puffs[edit | edit source]
- Elevator
- Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Cold Fear[edit | edit source]
- Commercial by Mega64 - Link
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Concerned Children's Advertisers[edit | edit source]
- Don't you put it in your mouth - Link
- Don't you put it in your mouth!
Converse Shoes[edit | edit source]
- Converse Shoes: Lupo's Nightmare - Link
- I GONNA DIIIEEEE-EY-IIIE!
Dairy Queen[edit | edit source]
- ★ Dairy Queen Grill Burger Ballad - Link
- Shove it in your mouth!
Drug Free World[edit | edit source]
- ★"They Said, They Lied" campaign...
- Drugs (usually heard sped up)
End the Word[edit | edit source]
- ★ Spread the Word to End the Word "Not Acceptable" PSA - Link
- It's not acceptable to call me a nigger.
"Evangelion" AIDS PSA (canned commercial) - Link[edit | edit source]
- Condom
Federal Bureau of Investigation[edit | edit source]
- Robocop Anti-Drug PSA - Link
- Drugs
Five Gum[edit | edit source]
- How it feels to chew five gum - Link
- Stimulate
Food 4 Less[edit | edit source]
- Food 4 Less Commercial
- Less
Freddy Freaker[edit | edit source]
- Freddy Freaker Commercial - Link
- Call Now!
- 1-900-490
French Toast Crunch[edit | edit source]
- 2006 commercial - Link
- French toast
- Crunch
Halloween Express[edit | edit source]
- Sexy Halloween Costumes - Link
- Big Bad Wolf
- Sexy Red Ridding Hood Costume
The Hub[edit | edit source]
- Now Back to Our Show bumper - Link
- Hub
K-Fee[edit | edit source]
- Car - Link
- (screaming)
Kaboom[edit | edit source]
Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)[edit | edit source]
- $5 Fill-Up
- Chicken tenders
LEGO City[edit | edit source]
- HEY!!! - Link
Love's[edit | edit source]
- Baby Soft
- Sexy
McDonalds[edit | edit source]
- Japanese SpongeBob Commercial - Link
- Spongiebobbu
Mighty Putty - Link[edit | edit source]
- Billy Mays
Movieland Wax Museum - Link[edit | edit source]
- California
Mozilla[edit | edit source]
- Mozilla Firefox "Whee" - Link
- Wheeeeeeee! (giggle) Wheeeee!
MyPillow[edit | edit source]
- MyPillow 2.0
- 2.0
Nintendo Entertainment System[edit | edit source]
- You Cannot Beat Us - Link
- YOU CANNOT BEAT US!
Old Spice[edit | edit source]
- ★ Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "This One Does, Dummy" - Link
- WHAT?
- Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "Powerful as Me" - Link
- EXPLOOOOOOSIOOOOON!
Orange Glo[edit | edit source]
- Orange Glo Hardwood Floor Care System Infomercial - Link
- A rundown, 80-year-old bungalow
Partnership for a Drug-Free America[edit | edit source]
- Cleaner Girl (a.k.a. The Meth Song) - Link
- Meth
- Heads - Link
- Meth
- Like Father, Like Son - Link
- Learned it by watching
- Drugs
- Puppet Boy - Link
- Pulling
- Snake - Link
- Weed, coke, crack
- You?
- Vegetable (feat. Sasha Mitchell) - Link
- He died
Pepto Bismol[edit | edit source]
- Line Up - Link
- Diarrhea
Phil Swift[edit | edit source]
- Flex Paste
- Now that's a lotta
- Flex Tape - Link
- Doggy
- Damage
- That's a lotta damage!
Quiznos[edit | edit source]
- Spongmonkeys - Link
- Sub
Rattle me Bones[edit | edit source]
- Rattle me bones!
Slap Chop[edit | edit source]
- Vince Offer with Slap Chop - Link
- You're gonna love my nuts.
★ Stanley Steemer - Link[edit | edit source]
- Steamer
Staples[edit | edit source]
- Staples "That's a Low Price" - Link
- Wow!
- That's
State Farm[edit | edit source]
- State of Unrest (Jake from State Farm) - Link
- Who are you talking to at 3 in the morning? WHO IS THIS?
Taco Bell[edit | edit source]
- Chihuahua Commercial - Link
- Yo quiero Taco Bell
The Thrill Can Kill[edit | edit source]
- Pee-Wee Herman - Link
- Rock cocaine
Tootsie Pop[edit | edit source]
- Original 1970 Commercial - Link
- The world may never know
Trojan[edit | edit source]
- ★ Magnum Condoms (fake commercial by BK90292) - Link
- Condoms
Viagra[edit | edit source]
- ★ Hot Spot - Link
- Viagra
Volvic[edit | edit source]
- ★ Volvic Mineral Water "George the Volcano" ad - Link
- Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan!
- Aye?
- Try some
- Come (used as "cum") (x2)
- Breakfast
Wacky Packages[edit | edit source]
- Baby Bottle Poop - Link
- I'M OUTRAGED!
WBCN Radio[edit | edit source]
- Billy West WBCN Buster Belcher for Boston Gas Early 80s - Link
- (Burping)
WGBS Philly 57[edit | edit source]
- Anti-Drug PSA with Lou Albano as Mario - Link
- You'll go to hell before you die!
Wunder Boner[edit | edit source]
- Wunder Boner - Link
- Boner
Winnebago[edit | edit source]
- Winnebago Man - Link
- What the fuck is this thing?
- Fuck's sake
- Shit! (x3)
- Gotta do it again right now!
- Oh, fuck!
- Fuck! (x4)
- Don't slam the fuckin' door.
- Bullshit!
- Goddamn jackass!
- Goddamn son of a bitch!
- Motherfucker
Yandy[edit | edit source]
- Sexy Wolf Costume - Link
- Extra furry wolf
Non-YouTube Internet Content[edit | edit source]
★ dictionary.com[edit | edit source]
- Sperm
- Bong
Chikn Nuggit[edit | edit source]
- I Want to Belong
- You misunderstand
Don't Watch an Anime Called Boku no Pico[edit | edit source]
- Was
- YOOOOOO!!!!
- Don't do it, nigga!
Fans at Ashton Gate Stadium, Bristol, celebrate England winner against Wales at Euro 2016 - Link[edit | edit source]
- (loud cheering)
Happy Wanksgiving[edit | edit source]
- Hard dick
Helluva Hound hentai game[edit | edit source]
- I just wanna warn you, she probably has a whole FUCKTON of syphillis
Hololive[edit | edit source]
Uruha Rushia[edit | edit source]
- Uruha Rushia plays Getting Over with It - Link
- [screaming]
Instagram[edit | edit source]
Bill Jensen[edit | edit source]
- Bill Jensen: Christianity Hotline IG Live Stream: 10/31/19 - Link
- Yo' what's up?
- Aw shit!
- Bill Jensen: Christianity Hotline IG Live Stream: 3/23/22 - Link
- Screw you
Frank Jameson[edit | edit source]
- Alright Instagram, it's shoutout time - Link
- Nigga balls
It Fuckem WIMDY - Link[edit | edit source]
- It fuckem wimdy
johnny bullet seed =[edit | edit source]
- My Name is Felix - Link
- I'm killing myself
Khadi[edit | edit source]
- That's Why Yo Mama Dead
- Raggedy
Nass is Secretly a Pikmin[edit | edit source]
- The Penguins of Madagascar: Operation N-W.O.R.D.
- I'm gonna say the N-word
- Thats' racist, you can't say the N-word!
- This won't bring Michelle back!
- Nigga! (scream and explosion)
JibJab[edit | edit source]
- Ahnuld For Governor
- Your own ass
- This Land
- Wiener
- You're a stupid dumbass
- Pussy
- I kick ass!
- Wieners
- Good To Be in DC!
- Are they gay?
- I'm gay! I'M GAY!
- Time For Some Campaignin'!
- He's a jackass
- Skin cancer
- Poke you in the rear
- 2008 Year in Review
- What the hell happened to you?
- I took it in the rear!
- ★ Pumpkin Massacre
- NO! MAKE IT STOP!
Last Measure (GNAA shock site) - Link[edit | edit source]
- Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno!
★ Lindsay Lohan Voicemail Prank - Link[edit | edit source]
- I love gay porn! I'm watching gay porn right now! I hate my job because I love gay porn!
Microsoft Sam Voice TTS[edit | edit source]
- Jacking off to gay porn
Mixed Raced Couple? - Link[edit | edit source]
- Cringe! (guitar riff)
Newgrounds[edit | edit source]
- $oopah Nin10Doh!
- I don't fucking know
- Bowser's Kingdom (Episode 1) - Link
- It burns! Like gonorrhea!
- Brawl Taunts
- Pussy
- CanaryPrimary: Cofi N Chicken - [17]
- (Cute laughters)
- I get pussy
- You jealouuus?
- Even I'm jealous of the pussy he's slaying
- Doggy's Bone Boxing - [18]
- Dick
- Dou; Noob Training - [19]
- Your lazy ass
- My pussy
- Yes
- Blow
- Balls
- Mario's Invincible Song (JT Curtis)
- Oh yeah!
- One More Brawl Taunts
- The conclusion?
- She Wants To Order - [20]
- Okay
Omegle[edit | edit source]
- Racist Mario calls - Link
- Ching chong
Pearl-Likes-Pi (McKenzie Atwood's Tumblr)[edit | edit source]
- Rose's Scabbard dub - Link
- Totally fucking everyone up
Podcasts[edit | edit source]
Lou Reads the Internet[edit | edit source]
- ★ mytinydick.net - Link
- Hey guys. I have a very small penis.
WTF with Marc Maron[edit | edit source]
★ Tom Kenny Tells Marc Maron the Origin of SpongeBob's Voice -
- This is the only time of the year...you kniw if it wasn't for the Christmas shit. I WOULDN'T. FUCKING WORK. This is the only time of the year I fucking work, it pisses me off! It's like, you know, I'm glad to have it, knock on wood, but motherfucker....
SleepyCast[edit | edit source]
- The Day We All Lost Our Virginity at the Same Time
- Are you ready for
Pornhub[edit | edit source]
Bisexual Pervert Cum Challenge - Link[edit | edit source]
- Cock
- Face
- Hard dick
- Right here
Dreamybull[edit | edit source]
- Ambatukum video
- I'm bout to cuuum!! (moaning)
Pool Farts Compilation - Link[edit | edit source]
- (Bubbly Farts)
Sexy Hot Furry Sex - Link[edit | edit source]
- (Kinky Growling)
Wood Rocket Studios[edit | edit source]
- SpongeKnob SquareNuts (Wood Rocket Studios) - Link
- SpongeKnob SquareNuts!
Young Brunette Licks Grandpa All Over and Fucks Him[edit | edit source]
- No, don't do it!
Rathergood[edit | edit source]
- We Like The Moon - Link
- We like the Moon!
TikTok[edit | edit source]
- Man, If You Don't Cut That S**t Out - Link
- Cut that shit out
- No more Fortnite by MrBlocku
- Bruh
- Pov: You are taking an order from a band kid at a fast food restaurant - Link
- Woman Freaks Out Over RBG's Death - Link
- 20
Twitch[edit | edit source]
- Silvervale
- YES I LOVE CREAM PIES - Link
- Cream pies
- YES I LOVE CREAM PIES - Link
- Snuffy
- What's Wrong...Afraid To Give Your Pony Some C*ΜΜIES? - Link
- TechyCutie
- 'Mommy? Sorry - Link
- Mommy
Twitter[edit | edit source]
- VoicesByZane
- "European Cryptids Vs. American Cryptids" - Link
- Lmao I'm gonna fuck your corpse when I'm done
- "European Cryptids Vs. American Cryptids" - Link
Vimeo[edit | edit source]
- #INTRODUCTIONS (2015) - Link
- Just do it!!
Vine[edit | edit source]
- Bitch WTF!? - Link
- Fuck
- cedrick66
- Robo-bitch
- Mega faggot! - Link
- Deez nuts- Link
- Deez nuts
- Dick Cheney by Gabriel Gundacker
- Made money off the Iraq War
- Drop It Like It's Hot - Link
- Mmm- FUCK!
- Elpreseador Gunga Ginga Vines - Link
- Oinga ginga gunga
- Eric Dunn Teletubbies Voiceover
- Do you hear somethin'?
- Franklin Shut Up You Ugly Bitch
- Shut up, you ugly bitch!
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT - Link
- GET THE FUCK OUT
- I’m going to jail!
- I’m going to jail!
- I do not associate with niggers
- I do not associate with niggers
- Kid Says Pussy - Link
- Pussy
- King Bach
- Delete it - Link
- Lincoln Be Like - What Do You Call - Link
- Let me ask you all a question. hat do you call "two niggas fucking?" Fucking niggas.
- Mom Do You Swallow - Link
- Swallow
- MY DICK FELL OFF!!! - Link
- MY DICK FELL OFF!!!
- OH MY GAWD!!! - Link
- Oh my God!
- Oh nigga you gay! - Link
- Oh nigga, you gay!
- Page Kennedy - Fart Cam
- You nasty bitch!
- Piggy - Delete All That Shit - Link
- Delete all that shit!
- Sonnylaubhan - Magic School Bus - Link
- YO, HOLY SHIT, HE [DEAD!!!]
- Tyler the Creator - You Can Come On The Tour Bus - Link
- SIKE!!!
- Wassup Fuckers? - Link
- Wassup fuckers?
- WesBocian Sign Flipper - Link
- HELL FUCKING YEAH!!
- ★ What's the Number - Link
- Really, nigga?
- Yeet
- Yeet!
VShojo[edit | edit source]
- If I had a [REDACTED] I would be hard right now! | Best of Vshojo #15!!
- Big Daddy
- Nyanners
- Nyanners reacts surprised to animation about her real booba[Vshojo] - Link
- (screaming)
- Nyanners reacts surprised to animation about her real booba[Vshojo] - Link
- Things Get Heated When Aethel & Nyan Judge Ironmouse vs Connor Crane Game Battle...(FULL DISCUSSION) - Link
- Sheep fucker
- Things Get Heated When Aethel & Nyan Judge Ironmouse vs Connor Crane Game Battle...(FULL DISCUSSION) - Link
Wikipedia[edit | edit source]
- Cock and Ball Torture narration
- Cock and ball torture
Xander Mobus[edit | edit source]
- ★ Smash Bros Announcer Sings the Pokemon Theme - Link
- This is going to suck!
YFRWK sounds - Link[edit | edit source]
- Fried chicken
- KFC
- East LA
- Nig
- Grape soda
- Black
- KFC
- Grape soda
- Dodge Charger
- Beats by Dre
YTMND[edit | edit source]
- Did you hear the news by hanktherapper - Link
- Getting laid
- Holy shi* it's a Dinosaur! WTF? - Link
- Holy fucking shit!
YouAreAnIdiot.com[edit | edit source]
- You are an idiot
Short Films[edit | edit source]
A55Films[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Power of Viagra - Link
- The power... of Viagra
David Lynch[edit | edit source]
- Dumb - Link
- My teeth are bleeding! My teeth are bleeding!
- (Unknown)
- Fuck
- Fuckin' shit
Danny Antonucci[edit | edit source]
- Lupo the Butcher - Link
- God damn, I gonna die!
- Fuckin' shit
- Shit for head!
Drama 3/4 Productions[edit | edit source]
- Cursing Fish - Link
- I FUCKING HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Dušan Vukotić[edit | edit source]
- Krava na Mjesecu - Link
- (Chuckling smugly)
- (Laughter)
- (Shrill screaming)
Hodge Stansson[edit | edit source]
- Unforgiveable #4
- Eat some pussy and some cunt
Jack Wagner[edit | edit source]
- ★ Usage of Fuck - Link
- I guess I'm really fucked now!
- I got fucked at the used car lot
- I don't like what the fuck is going on here
- Aw, fuck it!
- Why don't you go outside and play "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself"?
- Abso-fuckin'-lutely!
- In-fuckin’-credible
- I don't understand this fucking question
- John fucked Shirley
- Shirley Fucks
- Shirley is fucking beautiful
- I don't give a fuck
- He's a fuckoff
- Fuck the fucking fuckers
- John's doing all the fucking work
- Don't fuck with me, buddy!
- Who the fuck was that?
- Fuck you!
- Shirley talks too fucking much
Mike Judge[edit | edit source]
- ★ Huh? - Link
- Children
- Poisoning
- (Loud burp)
- Burger King
- Beat the crap out of ‘em!
- You oughtta be locked up!
- You probably smoke, too!
- I don't care if you kill yourself
- Just don’t do it [to your children!]
- Huh?
Mark Gravas[edit | edit source]
- Ego From Mars
- (Angry muttering)
John Kricfalusi[edit | edit source]
- Boo Boo Runs Wild
- From now on
J.G. Quintel[edit | edit source]
- 2 in the AM PM - Link
- Acid
- Fuck off!
- Right fuckin' now!
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Fuck
- What?
Ralph Bakshi[edit | edit source]
- Fractured Fable - Mini-Squirts - Link
- That DOES it!
Stephen Hillenburg[edit | edit source]
- The Green Beret - Link
- (Angry panting)
- Blah blah blah
- (gunfire)
The Three Stooges[edit | edit source]
- Some More of Samoa
- Hello
- (Unknown)
- La la leee
Walt Disney[edit | edit source]
- The Art of Skiing
- (Goofy hollering)
Vincent Collins[edit | edit source]
- Life is Flashing Before Your Eyes
- The key to paradise
Zagreb-film[edit | edit source]
- Mrav Dobra Srca - Link
- (High pitched laughter)
Real-Life Event Recordings[edit | edit source]
★ 9/11 First Impact - Link[edit | edit source]
- It was 8:46 in the morning
- Holy shit!
The 2007 Scripps National Spelling Bee[edit | edit source]
- Negus
Adolf Hitler[edit | edit source]
- (Rambling)
Anti-gay professor attends a LGBT protest at UCLA[edit | edit source]
- Step back, I think I'm gonna vomit!
Barack Obama[edit | edit source]
- 700 billion - Link
Benito Mussolini[edit | edit source]
- Posketti
Bill Clinton[edit | edit source]
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman - Link
Charles Manson[edit | edit source]
- The underworld, guy!
Christian Bale[edit | edit source]
- Meltdown on the set of Terminator Salvation
- Seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done professionally
- I'm gonna fucking kick your fucking ass!
- What the fuck are you doing?!
Donald Trump[edit | edit source]
- Bing-bing, bong-bong - Link
★ Fred Phelps - Link[edit | edit source]
- Rape you up the butt! (x2)
- Masturbating!
- SHUT THE HELL UP!
- YOU! EVIL! WITCH!
- You lying piece of shit
- Rectal blood
- Go have another helpin' of feces!
- Good evening, godless sodomites
- Goofy looking jackass
- Great god rectum
- Tellin' the truth about fags
- Is doomed and cursed by God
- Jackass
- Fag government
- Fags and dykes
- Feces-eating
- Filthy bitches
- Folsom street fair
- About 1,153 pieces
- Bend over
- Don't gimme that horse crap!
- It's too late!
- Likes to masturbate horses
- The Church of the Holy Pedophiles
- Urinating on each other to get their jollies
- Sodomite feces
- Sodomite semen
- Sodomite whorehouse
- Split head-wide open
- Masquerading as a church
- Folsom street fair
- Nonsense!
- Oh yes, oh yes
- President of The United States
- Pedophile
- Perverts
- The great god, Peanut!
- Telling the truth about the Pope!
- The biggest pedophile organization in the history of the world!
- Fat, flaming, FAGGOT!
Howard Dean[edit | edit source]
- YEAAH! - Link
Joe Biden[edit | edit source]
Nancy Pelosi[edit | edit source]
- Sunday morning - Link
Pastor Robert Morris[edit | edit source]
- ★ The Supporting Cast - Link
- Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Paul Bremer announces Saddam Hussein's capture[edit | edit source]
- Ladies and gentlemen
Seattle Mariners Baseball Pitcher Meltdown Blowup - Link[edit | edit source]
- Motherfucking
- You motherfuckers!
- You cocksucking motherfuckers!
Sony PlayStation 3 E3 Reveal[edit | edit source]
- 599 US dollars
★ Wii Fit E3 2007 reveal - Link[edit | edit source]
- My body is ready
Uncategorized[edit | edit source]
- Al Jourgensen 1995 Interview
- Fucked up
- Hitmen for Hire - Link
- FOUR FREAKING MONTHS!
- I'm gonna pull out a goddamn shitgun, and blow your damn head off! Do you understand? YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP?
- Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Intrusion (WTTW hijacking) - Link
- He’s a frickin’ nerd
- (giggling)
- Frickin’ liberal
- Oh, Jesus
- YEEEAAAH! (Chuckles)
- A giant masterpiece
- (humming the Clutch Cargo theme song)
- The other one
- Bend over, bitch!
- Fight starts after man "stole" bum's bag on NYC train - Link
- Police, help! HELP!!!
Logos[edit | edit source]
Dic[edit | edit source]
- Kid in Bed (1990 variant) - Link
- Dic (dick)
HIKON FILM - Link[edit | edit source]
- Hikon (sentence-mixed to sound like "my cock")
Intel[edit | edit source]
- Intel Inside
- (jingle)
- Leap Ahead - Link
- (jingle)
Klasky Csupo[edit | edit source]
★ "Splaat" (1998) - Link
- (splattering)
- Ass [Klasky Csupo!]
- Skeet [Klasky Csupo!]
- (babbling)
"Rooster" (2003) - link
- WAAAAKE UUUUP!!!
- (rooster crowing)
Metro Goldwyn Mayer Pictures[edit | edit source]
- Leo the Lion
- (roaring)
Nintendo[edit | edit source]
- GameCube startup
- (music playing)
O Entertainment[edit | edit source]
- Second Logo
- Ohhh…
PBS[edit | edit source]
- 1989 logo - Link
- This is
Sega[edit | edit source]
- Sega Jingle
- SEEEEGA!
Sony Pictures Animation[edit | edit source]
- Open Season variant - Link
- (jazz music)
THQ[edit | edit source]
- Early 2000s logo
- T-H (usually adds a c for a weed joke)
THX[edit | edit source]
- Deep Note
- (scary long note)
- Broadway (DVD version)
- (scary long C # note)
★ Whitest Kids Business Company International Conglomerate LLC[edit | edit source]
- Link
- Holy shit!
YTV[edit | edit source]
1993 logo - Link
- No problem!
Zombastic Productions - Link[edit | edit source]
- (Scream)
Miscellaneous Sources[edit | edit source]
Adult Swim[edit | edit source]
- Bashington's New Years Eve (2003) - Link
- Lots of drinking and sex
- Can't have sex
- Do it all night long in them pants
- Let's throw up the booze we just drank (vomiting)
- LOOK OUT!
- Drunk
- LOOK AT ME YOU PIECE OF [honk]
- You are a weird man
- Outta the way fatass!
- Ooh, a thousand pardons!
- Now come back after the break you little brats! or I'll kick your asses in!
- Finally! someone listens!
- Buddy
- Old School Fridays 2008 Promo
- Just kidding!
America Online (AOL)[edit | edit source]
- You've got mail
- (Dialing up) - Link
- Closing sound
- Good-bye
BBC Earth[edit | edit source]
- Bison Fight for Mating Rights - Link
- Bison
Bonzikill Virus[edit | edit source]
- Link
- Fucked up on acid
DVD promos[edit | edit source]
- SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2 DVD - Link
- Now on DVD-ee!
- Are you read-ee? Are you read-ee?!?
- Season
Filmreel bumpers (1999-2006)[edit | edit source]
- ★ Feature Presentation (Brian Cummings version A) Link
- And now, our feature presentation!
- Feature Program
- And now, our feature program
- Coming Soon on Video and DVD - Link
- Coming soon to own
Gemmy[edit | edit source]
- Talking and Dancing Homer Simpson
- (Homer singing (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty)
Interview with Doug Lawrence[edit | edit source]
- My name is Plankton, come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day, you come down and we’ll stuff your face full of shit. Mwahahahaha, I’m just kidding. Don’t come to the Chum Bucket, it’s horrible. HORRIBLE!
- (Toilet flushing)
MAGI[edit | edit source]
- MAGI/SynthaVision Sampler (1974)
- Hi! Guess where I came from!
Nicktoons Network[edit | edit source]
- Worldwide Day of Play Sign-Off
- Get your friends
- Nicktoons Blob ID
- (Slip and crash)
Radio 97[edit | edit source]
- Ciroc
- Hold the fuck up! - Link
Ringtones[edit | edit source]
- Grandma Calling Ringtone
- It's your grandma!
- NOKIA
- Arabic ringtone - Link
- WhatsApp
- (whistling) - Link
Rob Paulsen’s Talkin’ Toons[edit | edit source]
- Carl and Mr. Krabs recreate a scene from The Office
- You want an M&M?
- (Rob laughs)
- No, no thanks, I’m stuffed!
- No, seriously! You should have an M&M! They’re really good!
- Oh okay.
- Good, huh?
- So freaking good.
- (Clancy laughs)
- (Rob laughs again)
Royalty Free Sounds[edit | edit source]
- Hey, buttface!
Staples[edit | edit source]
★ Easy Button
- That was easy
The Signature Show[edit | edit source]
- Adam and Eve at Home
- G-Gasm Delight
Theme Parks[edit | edit source]
- Revenge of the Mummy (Universal Studios Florida)
- For all eternity! - Link
Titmouse[edit | edit source]
- Bananapanda - Link
- Holy shit!
Toonami[edit | edit source]
- Splinter Cell: Blacklist Review
- Dick
- TOM 3 Intro 2
- I love this job
Yahoo Messenger[edit | edit source]
★ Audible - Insult "Funny"
- Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! You're funny!