Just One Bite
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- Squidward: [hands Harold his tray of food] Here you go, you bitch!
- Squidward: Look at them eating that big cock. [Harold bites into his food and squirts mayonnaise into his mouth] It's disgust gargle mayonnaise.
- Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go fist fucking with Patrick. [pan over to Patrick dressed as a cowboy, standing next to SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Just get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! [Patrick sighs and walks off sadly. SpongeBob tries to give Squidward the patty again]
- Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more stinky smelly diarrhea?! [slams the door. Cut to Squidward washing dishes. SpongeBob rises up, made with pink bubble in the sink, holding the Krabby Patty in his hand]
- SpongeBob: Hey there, vagina.
- Squidward: You sucking fuck suck gay ass motherfucker! [all the bubbles pop, including the Krabby Patty. Cut to Squidward putting money in the register. SpongeBob pops out of the register with coins on his head and eyes]
- SpongeBob: One bite.
- Squidward: Fuck off! [cash drawer shuts. Cut to Squidward taking out the trash. SpongeBob pops up from inside the trashcan, made with fruit and trash]
- SpongeBob: But it doesn't make any sense! The brown dick is an absolute good.
- SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here?! This cake should be cremated! [runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. Squidward walks up]
- Squidward: Horny...
- SpongeBob: You like sex with babies, don't you, Squidward? [Squidward begins to sweat, then slams the door on SpongeBob]
- Joe: [laughs] You are so gay!
- Stick it up your ass
- Just get out of here, you stupid dumb animal!
- Hey there vagina
- Fuck off
- Wait a minute
- Oh shit
- I feel so humiliated, I'm about to--
- You are so gay.