Squidward: [hands Harold his tray of food] Here you go, you bitch!
Squidward: Look at them eating that big cock. [Harold bites into his food and squirts mayonnaise into his mouth] It's disgust gargle mayonnaise.
Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go fist fucking with Patrick. [pan over to Patrick dressed as a cowboy, standing next to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Just get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! [Patrick sighs and walks off sadly. SpongeBob tries to give Squidward the patty again]
Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more stinky smelly diarrhea?! [slams the door. Cut to Squidward washing dishes. SpongeBob rises up, made with pink bubble in the sink, holding the Krabby Patty in his hand]
SpongeBob: Hey there, vagina.
Squidward: You sucking fuck suck gay ass motherfucker! [all the bubbles pop, including the Krabby Patty. Cut to Squidward putting money in the register. SpongeBob pops out of the register with coins on his head and eyes]
SpongeBob: One bite.
Squidward: Fuck off! [cash drawer shuts. Cut to Squidward taking out the trash. SpongeBob pops up from inside the trashcan, made with fruit and trash]
SpongeBob: But it doesn't make any sense! The brown dick is an absolute good.
SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here?! This cake should be cremated! [runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. Squidward walks up]
Squidward: Horny...
Squidward: No, it's not what you think! Don't be a douche. You're right, bitch-fucker!
SpongeBob: You like sex with babies, don't you, Squidward? [Squidward begins to sweat, then slams the door on SpongeBob]
Squidward: Yes, yes! I love little kids! [Squidward eats the patties]