Just One Bite

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Transcript

• Squidward: [hands Harold his tray of food] Here you go, you bitch!
• Squidward: Look at them eating that big cock. [Harold bites into his food and squirts mayonnaise into his mouth] It's disgust gargle mayonnaise.
• Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go fist fucking with Patrick. [pan over to Patrick dressed as a cowboy, standing next to SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: Just get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! [Patrick sighs and walks off sadly. SpongeBob tries to give Squidward the patty again]
• Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more stinky smelly diarrhea?! [slams the door. Cut to Squidward washing dishes. SpongeBob rises up, made with pink bubble in the sink, holding the Krabby Patty in his hand]
• SpongeBob: Hey there, vagina.
• Squidward: You sucking fuck suck gay ass motherfucker! [all the bubbles pop, including the Krabby Patty. Cut to Squidward putting money in the register. SpongeBob pops out of the register with coins on his head and eyes]
• SpongeBob: One bite.
• Squidward: Fuck off! [cash drawer shuts. Cut to Squidward taking out the trash. SpongeBob pops up from inside the trashcan, made with fruit and trash]
• SpongeBob: But it doesn't make any sense! The brown dick is an absolute good.
• SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here?! This cake should be cremated! [runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. Squidward walks up]
• Squidward: Horny...
• SpongeBob: You like sex with babies, don't you, Squidward? [Squidward begins to sweat, then slams the door on SpongeBob]
• Joe: [laughs] You are so gay!

Sound Clips

1. Mayonnaise
2. Scrotum
3. Stick it up your ass
4. Fist
5. Fucking
6. Just get out of here, you stupid dumb animal!
7. Hey there vagina
8. Fuck off
9. Brown
10. Dick
11. Horny
12. Wait a minute
13. Piss
14. Cocaine
15. Rape
16. Children
17. Butt
18. Oh shit
19. I feel so humiliated, I'm about to--
20. You are so gay.