Survival of the Idiots (Edited)
by EditsForWinners (finished July 14, 2020; released July 17, 2020)
NEW SOUND SOURCES:
(SOUND EFFECTS NOT INCLUDED)
Title card music: "Welcome to This World"- Primus
Babbling: SHED.MOV- hotdiggedydemon
"Shut up!": Leo and Satan- "Leo Goes to School"
Fart: GradeAUnderA- just about any video
"You wanna see a dead body?": The Simpsons- "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
"2 Girls 1 Cup": Omega Kawaii Cuthwald Song
Gulp: Tom and Jerry- pick a short, any short, it's there
"Cyanide": The Simpsons- "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
"Piss off": Family Guy- "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
"Or you're gonna be sacrificed": "JB Jr Raps"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto
"Up your ass": Space Ghost: Coast to Coast- "Sweet for Brak"
"Oh, what the hell are you doing, fartknocker?": Beavis and Butt-Head- "Work is Death"
"Tiny little breasts": Gay Arnold!- OneyWivPebbles
"Heeeeee": "Explosivo"- Tenacious D
"The triangles go with the circles": OneyPlays- Kingdom Hearts EP 47: "Christmas Rogens"
"Are you hearin' the words that are comin' outta my mothafuckin' mouth--": Suck My Black Ass, Charlie Brown!- MostOffensiveVideo
Dance break: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Culture Shock"
Imagination music: "Unused SpongeBob Music: sperngbeb closeieing them"- NauticalSponge
"Blah blah blah blah, I'm a dumbass, blah, blah, blah": Beavis and Butt-Head- episode unknown
Scream: Smiling Friends
Dying groans: The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "Ski Into Tree"
Police siren, "Oh, fuck! It's the cops!": The Great Reptar Adventure- MeatCanyon
"You ever notice that once we started eating these bars, our turds have been like perfect?": Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 1: Hope"
"You're supposed to be in jail!": Space Ghost: Coast to Coast- "Sequel"
"I'm incredibly high!": "Making Love"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto
Fat guy watching the edit: KONY2012- psychicpebbles
"Do it... [creepy breathing] DOOO EEET!!": Lazer 7 Preview- DomFera (no longer on YouTube)
Cocaine song: "I'm Just a Rock and Roll Clown"- Metalocalypse (Dethclown)
"You're too fucking--": Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz!- "Robert Burgless"
"I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!!": asdfmovie4
"That's not even my name!": Scary Stories with Kermit!- jacksfilms
"I'll fucking shoot you": Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 3: Space"
"Gay elephant": Concrete Giraffes
"This is gonna be cool. Eheheheh.": Beavis and Butt-Head- episode unknown
"One false move, and [your mom] gets it!": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Hermit Ren"
"I'm going to fight you, and I'm going to kill you, until you're dead... today!": Dragonzball P- OneyNG
"Don't be startin' whatcha can't finish, bitch!": American Dad!- "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
"Ummm... gay elephant noise?": Concrete Giraffes
"Why don't ya time me while I run like a faggot?": greenday12688's "The Frycook Games" dub
"You have no future, you're a WASTE!!": Mean Internet- Ukinojoe
Laughter: Leo and Satan- "Leo Goes to School"
"That's enough": WABBIT SEASON- MeatCanyon (no longer on YouTube)
"Watch what I can do": 12 oz. Mouse- "Eye Dance" (promo)
All of Penis Cupcake animation: new animation by myself
SB's disgusted face: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Something Smells" (modified to scene colors, inbetweens animated by myself)
"Sono il factotum della citta, etc.": Rossini - The Barber of Seville: "Largo Al Factotum (Figaro)"- arranged by The Spirit of Orchestral Music
Happy fishsticks dancing: Rejected- Don Hertzfeldt
SB's unamused face: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Jellyfish Jam" (modified to scene colors)
Sandy wakes up: Analog Synth Low Sound Effect
Sandy growling: "Expectant"- Judith Cann
"Mr. Kookalamanza, and some real ugly kid!": The Simpsons- "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
"I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS AND TONGUE FROM YOUR HEAD WITH A...": Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
"Belly semen": Moral Orel- "Sacrifice"
Weird gibberish: The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Hair of the Cat"
Flapjack clip: the instrumental intro
"I WANNA FUCK JACK MY BIKE!": Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown!- MostOffensiveVideo
"You're a flabby tits asshole man!": greenday12688's "The Frycook Games" dub
"I AM AN ANGRY POTATO AND I HOPE YOU GET CANCER!": The Twenty Minute asdfmovie
"Time to take a piss! [peeing on Sandy through megaphone]": Mario Pissing
"Look, I've sucked one dick! That's all!": Hotel Mario redubbed by original voice actor
"They bite, and fight, they bite and fight and bite, etc.": "The Itchy and Scratchy Show Theme"- The Simpsons
Omen music: What a Cartoon!- "Utica Cartoon"
Sandy awakens: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (opening)
"Haha, you said ass!": Super Slumber Party- OneyNG (no longer on YouTube)
"You'll drop dead soon!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Bad Replicant"
"AW, HERE WE GO AGAIN!!": Metalocalypse- "The Curse of Dethklok"
"Hey, you guys... YOU WANNA DIE?": Adventure Time- "Storytelling"
"YOU'RE NEXT, MEESTER DOGGY TREEEEAAT!": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Man's Best Friend"
The chase: "Three String Serenade"- Squidbillies (extended credits theme)
"I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here!": King of the Hill- "King of the Ant Hill"
"Oooh! Ruuun, ruuun, I'm coming for you!": Team Fortress 2
SpongeBob swirling: "London Paris"- Pizzicato Five
SpongeBob flung: Visualize logo
"I'll put a cigarette in your damn eye!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Super Birthday Snake"
"Stay away from me, squirrel! Stay away! Good squirrel, good squirrel, good squirrel!": The MJ Mornign Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "Rental Car Squirrel"
Rolling: Bruce Almighty
"Who the fuck are you?": Rick and Morty- "Total Rickall"
"I'LL SUCK ON YA DICK!!": "Daddy Ding Dong"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!": Beavis and Butt-Head- episode unknown
"What's going on?! What happened to my shoes?!": The Simpsons- "Don't Fear the Roofer"
Alternate ending music: Her Lovely Fears- Ben Wheele
"Okay, that's it! I'm outta here cause you're a nutcase!": The Weird Al Show- "Al Gets Robbed"
Squishy shit sounds: PIKAMON- psychicpebbles
"I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! EEEUEEEEHHH!!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Tea at the Treedome"
"March, march, march, march": "marCH"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto
"Am I dead yet?": The Simpsons- "Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble"
"You tell me": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Super Squatter"
"My dick's fallin' off!": Game Grumps- "Super Mario Maker: Brutal Misery - PART 81"
Fat guy watches in horror as Pat's dick cracks off: KONY2012- psychicpebbles
"I'm a pretty lady! Preetty laaadyyyy!!": Home Movies- "Method of Acting"
"Nothing makes me happier than thinking about your corpse": KERMIT SINGS- jacksfilms
"Uuuuh, uh-uh. Screw that": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Super Spore"
"Break as many bone[r]s as possible": The Skeletal Conspiracy- ABZ Cartoons
"Grappling with the onset of menopause": The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy- "Mommy Fiercest"
Speedy speedy go fast music! Whee!: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends- "Blooooo"
"I know! Let's": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Sven Hoek"
"We're better than meatloaf!": Metalocalypse- "Dethstars"
It's Spring! You're screwed!: "Source Music of Doom"- Invader Zim OST
"Your fuckin' flowers": "Take Us Into Space"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto
"Shitty": Invader Zim- "Walk of Doom"
"Downtown": "Downtown"- Petula Clark
Giggle: Bruce Almighty
"This is the song that I wrote at 3am": American Dad!- "Stan Time"
Blood curdling scream: "Come to Daddy"- Aphex Twin
"Suck your dick for Pixie Sticks, uhh I mean trick or treat!": It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown!- MostOffensiveVideo
"This is all your fault!": The Simpsons- "Rosebud"
Chainsaw slicing SB and Pat as they scream: SMILEY SUICIDE