Does a Drill Sargeant Make a Terrible Therapist? (Edited)
Transcript 1[edit]
McGlone: Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on bullshit? Does a gay bald-headed son of a bitch make a terrible therapist?
Guy on the Chair: And that's why jacking off makes me sad, I think.
R. Lee Ermey: That's interesting. You know what makes me so horny? You do! Maybe we should chug on over to a gay strip club where maybe we could find some viagra for you and fuck my ass, you jack ass! (hands out a tissue box) Tampon? (throws a tissue box at him) Fuck you! Pussy.
Guy Voice: Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.
Sound Clips from Transcript 1[edit]
- Bullshit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
- Gay: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
- Bald Headed Son of a Bitch: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
- Jacking Off: Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech (Jacking Off)
- So Horny: Nirvana - Lithium
- A: To Catch a Predator
- Gay: The Holland Boys - I'm Gay
- Strip Club: Kutt Calhoun - Strip Club Song
- Viagra: I Don't Know what that is!
- And: Tenacious D - Double Team
- Fuck my Ass: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
- Ass: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
- Tampon: A Bathroom Product
- Fuck you!: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
- Pussy!: Afroman - Crazy Rap
Transcript 2[edit]
McGlone: Could masturbating to Gayco really rape you up your fucking vagina? Does a horny rapist make a sexy whore?
Guy on the Chair: And that's why pussy makes me want to rape children.
R. Lee Ermey: That's retarded. You know what makes me horny? You do! Maybe we should chug on over to the Motherfucker's Strip Club where maybe we can find a pig for you to fuck, you fucking faggot! (hands out a tissue box) You want it? (throws a tissue box at him) Psych! Go fuck yourself!
Guy Voice: Gayco. 15 minutes could rape you up your asshole.
Sound Clips from Transcript 2[edit]
- Masturbating: makemebad35 - Pissed Off Gamer
- Gay: South Park, episode "The Ungroundable"
- Rape you: Fred Phelps
- Up your: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
- Fucking: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
- Vagina: Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E = MC Vagina
- Horny: To Catch a Predator
- Rapist: Whitest Kids U'Know "Grapist" skit
- Sexy: Tenacious D - Double Team
- Whore: Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
- Pussy: Lil Wil - Bust It Open
- Wanna rape: Kenny vs. Spenny, episode "Who Can Commit the Most Crime?
- Children: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
- Retarded: rbelluso - Shamwow Dub Parody: Scamnow
- Horny: Beavis and Butthead, episode "Vaya Con Cornholio" (simply known as bunghole)
- To the motherfuckin' strip club: Kutt Calhoun - Strip Club Song
- A pig to fuck: Freddy vs. Jason (Jason kills Shack scene)
- Fucking: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
- Faggot: derrickcomedy - National Spelling Bee
- Crying: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
- You want it? Link: The Faces of Evil (Morshu cutscene)
- PSYCHE!: Supa Hot Fire - The Rap Battle
- Go fuck yourself: Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Gay: South Park, episode "The Ungroundable" (again)
- Rape you: Fred Phelps (again)
- Up your: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru (again)
- Asshole: Epic Rap Battles of History - Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Kim Jong-il
Trivia[edit]
In the second video, the company's name is changed to Gayco.