Dick Hobknocker (Live and Recorded Porn)

Transcript

MOM:

DAD:

GRANDPA: (laughs)

DAD: Hey, you're seeing this?

GRANDPA: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm trying to watch pornography!

(SFX: Fart)

Voiceover: Only the Hobknocker from Dick lets you watch live and recorded porn anywhere. Click here to die.

File:Dick Hobknocker

Sound Clips

1. "Hobknocker" - iCarly Season 2, Episode 10: iRocked the Vote
2. "Porno" - Bright City Lights by Suburban Rhythm
3. "Whack Off" - At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
4. "Penises" - South Park Season 11, Episode 6: D-Yikes
5. "Oh Yeah" - Blue's Clues Season 1, Episode 13: The Grow Show
6. "Fuck" and "Dick" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
7. "Fuck" - JB's BJ by Tenacious D
8. "Fucking" - Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
9. laugh - Grandma's Kisses Dub (greenday12688)
10. "Shut the fuck up" - One of a Kind by Atmosphere
11. "Pornography" - Yu-GI-Oh: The Abridged Series Episode 27: She Blinded Me with Card Games (Little Kuriboh)
12. farting - stock sound effect
13. "Porn" - The Internet Is for Porn from Avenue Q
14. "Die" - Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (First Ganon segment)