Commercial Bundle (Viagra, Buttholes, etc.)
Sonic Transcript[edit | edit source]
Sound Clips from Sonic[edit | edit source]
- Piss: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
- Cum: Tenacious D - JB'S BJ
- Fucked: Tenacious D - They Fucked our Asses
- My Ass: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
- Three Way: SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Squidville"
- Sunday: Big Bill Hell's
- You are So Fucked Up: Jon Lajoie - Punched In
- Up the Butt: Fred Phelps
- Gay: Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals
- Gah Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
- Semen: Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous
- Seasoned: Tenacious D - Drive Thru
- Nasty: Kirby: Right Back At Ya!, episode: "The Big Taste Test"
- Masturbate: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
Dairy Queen Transcript[edit | edit source]
Man: This new assrammer is so tits, so I'm gay.
Sound Clips from Dairy Queen[edit | edit source]
- Assrammer: SLAPPAYURFACE - My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words
- Tits: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
- I am Gay: Holland Boys - I am Gay
- Viagra: Viagra "Hot Spot" commercial
- Orgasm: Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2 E=MC Vagina
- Shit: Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
- Shit: Egoraptor - Pokeawesome: Just a Pokemon Battle
- That: Staples "Wow That's a Low Price" commercial
- Nigger: Derrick Comedy - National Spelling Bee
- Strip Club: Kutt Calhoun - Strip Club Song
iPhone Transcript[edit | edit source]
Sound Clips from iPhone[edit | edit source]
- Slave: Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
- Satisfy Each Other Oraly: Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
- That: Staples "Wow That's a Low Price" commercial
- Fucking Bitch: Tenacious D HBO show, episode "The Search for Inspirado"
- Smoke: Afroman - Colt 45
- Marijuana: Afroman - Bacc 2 Scool
- Stick it Up Your Ass: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
- Nigga: Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary (NiggaNiggaNigga)
- Swallow the Semen: Jon Lajoie - The Fellatio Truth Movement
- Get: Tenacious D - The Government Totally Sucks
- Pussy: Afroman - Because I Got High
- Orgy: Afroman - Bacc 2 Scool
- Gah Ah: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
- Orgasm: Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
- Horny: To Catch a Predator