Commercial Bundle (All Star)

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Transcripts[edit | edit source]

File:All Star Edited Commercial Bundle 2015

Herman Cain[edit | edit source]

TMNT[edit | edit source]

DirecTV[edit | edit source]

Chef Boyardee[edit | edit source]

ShamWow[edit | edit source]

Frosted Mini Chex[edit | edit source]

Slap Chop[edit | edit source]

Sound Clips[edit | edit source]

Herman Cain[edit | edit source]

  1. Intro to "America, Fuck Yeah"
  2. Douche
  3. Fucking
  4. Sex Toys
  5. Four
  6. Dugger Body
  7. Motherfucking - Kil Calhoun
  8. Bachelorette Party
  9. Dick
  10. Up my ass
  11. Lost their money
  12. Fucked
  13. Nigger
  14. Whip your clothes off and get naked
  15. Smoke a Cigarette
  16. America, Fuck Yeah
  17. I'm Gonna Rape You Right Up your Butthole

TMNT[edit | edit source]

  1. Children
  2. Get Fucked
  3. Condom
  4. Assholes
  5. Fuck
  6. Perverts
  7. Screw
  8. Pedophiles
  9. Pervert
  10. Condoms
  11. Jack Black
  12. With
  13. Your mother

DirecTV[edit | edit source]

  1. Butt Sex
  2. Horny
  3. Get Fucked
  4. Go Completely Insane
  5. Dildo
  6. Of Shit
  7. Fucked
  8. Huge Prick
  9. That's what I kill you
  10. Fucked up
  11. Prick
  12. Sex is shit
  13. Go fuck yourself

Chef Boyardee[edit | edit source]

  1. Horny: Lithium by Nirvana
  2. Having sex
  3. Satan: Tenacious D - Double Team
  4. Fuck you, punkass (bitch): The Boondocks, episode "Stinkmeaner Strikes Back"
  5. bitch!: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
  6. Horny as hell: Jon Lajoie - The Birthday Song
  7. Drugs: Nickelback - Rockstar
  8. Nuts
  9. Guts
  10. Crack
  11. Cocaine: JonnyEthco - Prostitute Mickey 4
  12. Steroids: Epic Rap Battles of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs. Kim Jong-il
  13. &: Da Lench Mob - Guerillas in tha Mist
  14. Mushrooms
  15. Drugs: Nickelback - Rockstar
  16. Guts
  17. What the fuck?!?: makemebad35 - Insane Twins!!

ShamWow[edit | edit source]

  1. What up, my niggerloids?: Stuart K Reilly - YouTube Poop NEWS: A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings
  2. It's ya boy: It's Ya Boy vine
  3. What the fuck is that supposed to be?!?: JonTron - Anti-Drug Games
  4. You: Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (Ganon YOU MUST DIE cutscene)
  5. Masturbate: JonnyEthco - Prostitute Mickey 2
  6. With: Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
  7. Fucking shit: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
  8. Stripper: T-Pain - I'm in Luv (wit a Stripper)
  9. Without a fucking penis: animeme - Anti-Joke Chicken
  10. It's fucking retarded!: rbelluso - Shamwow Dub Parody (Scamnow)
  11. Dildo: CBC: Weird Shit We Found in the Archives - A Town Called Dildo
  12. Can't openly: Rick Perry "Strong" commercial
  13. Fuck: The Lonely Island & T-Pain - I'm on a Boat
  14. My: Atomic Bomberman outtakes
  15. Big fat: Ron White
  16. Butthole: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
  17. It's: Dragon Ball Z, episode "Goku's Arrival"
  18. Fucking crazy: Michael Rosen "fucking crazy" speech
  19. Menstrual blood: Jaboody Dubs - Shamwow Dub
  20. The invisible (boat)mobile: SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
  21. Ass: mostoffensivevideo - BEWARE OF THE EASTER NIGGA, CHARLIE BROWN!
  22. My dad's boat: Step Brothers - Boats 'n Hoes
  23. Mobile: SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
  24. Butt: Three 6 Mafia - Slob on My Knob
  25. I shit you not: (unknown audio)
  26. This: 300 (THIS IS SPARTA scene)
  27. Bullshit: Big Bill Hell's
  28. Sucks: Three 6 Mafia - Slob on My Knob
  29. Billion: Barack Obama (2008 interview with Wolf Blitzer)
  30. Penises: South Park, episode "D-Yikes!"
  31. Like a: The Lonely Island ft. Seth Rogen - Like a Boss
  32. Fucking animal: GurpageProductions - Welcome to Hogwarts
  33. Suck: Afroman - Crazy Rap
  34. Jizz: The Lonely Island - Jizz in My Pants
  35. You: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
  36. Stroke: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
  37. It: Link: The Faces of Evil (Ganon IT BURNS cutscene)
  38. Really hard: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
  39. FOR FUCKS SAKE: The Thick of It, episode 2
  40. It's simple!: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks (Rock Band version)
  41. Stick it up your ass: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
  42. And you're gonna be fucking pleased about it!: GurpageProductions - You're a Wizard, Harry
  43. Nazis: (unknown audio)
  44. Sex toys: Ask Dan & Jennifer: Playing with Fire and Ice: Glass Sex Toys
  45. Coca-Cola: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  46. Piss: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
  47. Semen: Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous
  48. Cum: Volvic Water "George the Volcano" commercial #1
  49. On top: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
  50. Your: That 70's Show
  51. Pussy: Afroman - Because I Got High
  52. AGH! FUCKING GROSS!: JonnyEthco - Mad Mad Mario 5
  53. Six: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  54. Semen: Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous
  55. (Farting): (unknown audio)
  56. You followin' me, camera guy?: Epic Rap Battles of History - Ben Franklin vs. Billy Mays
  57. Four: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  58. Fuck (etc): Tenacious D - Inward Singing
  59. Like a water hose: D4L - Laffy Taffy
  60. Bullshit: Tenacious D - History (Album version)
  61. Cumdumpster: Dirty Signs - Cum Dumpster
  62. HIV Positive (unknown audio)
  63. I'm sick of this shit!: JonnyEthco - Mad Mad Mario
  64. Oh my god: Family Guy, episode "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"
  65. I fucking love this: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (Paul F. Tompkins as the open mic host)
  66. Bullshit!: CopperCab - ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST
  67. Stroke: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
  68. Cock: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
  69. Genetalia: The Lonely Island - Glirk
  70. Out of your fucking mind: The Shining (1980)
  71. Wrong: Superman Returns
  72. Twelve: makemebad35 - Insane Twins!!
  73. Every day: Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode
  74. Condoms: Trojan Magnum Condoms Commercial (by BK90292)
  75. Virginity: Vybz Kartel - Virginity
  76. Rupees: Link: The Faces of Evil (Morshu cutscene)
  77. Bullshit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
  78. Assrammer: - thesonicway2
  79. Order now: Team Fortress 2 (Scout soundfiles)
  80. Or else: Link: The Faces of Evil (Ganon cutscene)
  81. I will kill you: TheMysteriousMrEnter - Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [??????????]

Frosted Mini Chex[edit | edit source]

Slap Chop[edit | edit source]

  1. Yo
  2. I don't know that sound source
  3. Fap
  4. Masturbation
  5. Dick in broken glass
  6. Couple of boobies
  7. Direction
  8. Sex
  9. Hijacking pacer
  10. Condom
  11. Fuck
  12. Get Laid
  13. Sex
  14. Love me a woman
  15. You're a dumbass
  16. Poor star
  17. Fuck Bitches
  18. Penis
  19. Pussy
  20. Sexual Intercourse
  21. Pile of Shit
  22. Gay
  23. Shit
  24. Fetish
  25. Sex