Accidents are Bad, but Geico is Good (Edited)
(Are you shittin' me?)
Pothole: Oh fucking shit! Your cock is all small and wrong!
- Are you shittin' me?
- Fucking shit
- Fuck you!
- Nazis - Inglorious Basterds
Tree Limb Transcript
Branch: Dude, that was fucking retarded! That'd been hanging up there for like 15 years! And that wham, here I am fucking pleased about my fucking cock! Oh, wait. You're looking for an apology? They tossed another tampon up your ass! It's bullshit. Hey what's up you fucking bitch?
Voiceover: Accidents are so horny, but jacking off is good with orgy replacement.
- Fucking Retarded
- 15 Years - The Incredibles
- Fucking Pleased About - You're a Wizard, Harry
- My Fucking Cock
- Up Your Ass - Drive-Thru from Tenacious D
- Bullshit - Rock Your Socks from Tenacious D
- You Fucking - Inward Singing from Tenacious D
- Bitch - Get Hard
- So Horny - Lithium from Nirvana
- Jacking Off - Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech
- Orgy - The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
Fender Bender Transcript
Car: What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit! I mean, wow; that looks gay! There's no need to discuss it further. In fact, you can put two of them up your ass. Just give it a once-over with a bag of crack. Okay, good talking to you.
Voiceover: Accidents are bad, but marijuana is good. With 24-hour free porno mags.
- What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit!
- Gay - I'm Gay from Holland Boys
- Put Two of Them Up Your Ass - Drive-Thru from Tenacious D
- Bag of Crack
- Free Porno Mags
Pipe 1: I am strong like the ox. I crushed you up your ass. Because you are so horny. Bitch, you hit me again and I suck my dick.
Pipe 2: FUCK! You're messing with the wrong pipe now, car! Trust me, I have to leave with her.
Voiceover: Stupid ass motherfucking boobs are bad, but Cleveland Steamer is good, with guaranteed load of bullshit with a side of fuck you up your ass.
- Up Your Ass - Tenacious D: Drive-Thru
- So Horny - Nirvana: Lithium
- Bitch - Ray's Day Out
- Suck My Dick - Holland Boys: I'm Gay
- FUCK! - Tenacious D: Beelzeboss
- Stupid Ass
- Cleveland Steamer - Tenacious D: Rock Your Socks
- Load of Bullshit - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
- With a Side of Fuck You - Robot Chicken: Ackbar at a Restaurant
- Up Your Ass - Tenacious D: Drive-Thru (again)