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In SpongeBob SquarePants edits (and other video edits alike), the main component is the use of various sounds aside from the episode's audio. They span from skits to songs, and from YouTube Poops to movies. This list is a database of all sounds used and where to find them. For the most part, it is possible to find all of them using YouTube, which can additionally be downloaded and saved for later use.

Rules and whatnot of the page:

  1. If part of a sentence is in parenthesis, that means the word is usually trimmed out because that adjective usually doesn't apply to the character it refers to. Example: "Suck my (presidental) cock, bitch!"
  2. Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds - instead, do that on this page.
  3. If it is something you know from a song sample or a YTP, put the original source on the page instead of the song/YTP. If you ike i, put it on here anyway and we will try to find the original.
  4. Please try not to put sounds you don't know the sources of. The point of this page is to help you find the sources of sounds, so having a sound with no source on there is counter productive. If you still do this, we will try to find the source, but if we don't, it's off the page.
  5. If you don't know the artist of the song/video, put it on, we will try to find it, yada yada yada.
  6. Especially prominent sound sources are marked with stars, colored by era of origin/popularity: G1, G2, G3, G4, G5. (see History for clarification of eras) These are the ones you've probably heard a lot from multiple videos and multiple users.

Sources with many different kinds of media still attributable to one artist[edit | edit source]

Tenacious D[edit | edit source]

Inward Singing - Link Second Link

  1. (snoring)
  2. Oh my God.
  3. Come here, I want you!
  4. I fuckin' did it!
  5. All..fucking..night.
  6. Oh, shut up!
  7. Shut up!
  8. Fuck you!
  9. You fucking dick!
  10. You piece of shit!
  11. You fucking shit!
  12. What's funny?
  13. You fucking bitch!
  14. Fuckin'
  15. Fuck yeah!
  16. Fucking...cock-ay-ass!
  17. You'd fuckin' (insert)

Hard Fucking - Link Second Link

  1. Hard fucking?
  2. Hard fucking
  3. Get on top, honey.
  4. Fuckin you really hard!
  5. Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. gahh! ah, sorry.
  6. Shouldn't have fucked me so hard.

Cock Pushups - Link Second Link

  1. Ladies
  2. Doin' cock pushups
  3. Yer boner
  4. Yer cock
  5. Pssshh, yeah.
  6. Yeah (x6)


Rock Your Socks - Link Second Link

  1. Rocks (often paired with a sound for "crack" to form "crack rocks")
  2. Rock your fuckin' socks off
  3. Children
  4. Squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on my chest.
  5. Sex! (six) (x3)
  6. Jack (often used for masturbation jokes)
  7. Rock-hard tasty (insert)
  8. We've been through so much bullshit
  9. An oversized guitar
  10. Brain anyeurism
  11. Can't decide (x2)
  12. Seven or eight at a time
  13. Drop trou
  14. It's simple! (Rock Band version only)
  15. Aaaaah!
  16. Ohhhh
  17. Blues (blew)

Rock Your Socks (Live) - Link

  1. Drop trou

Master Exploder - Link Second Link

  1. My voice is fuckin powerful
  2. Sorry
  3. Blow

Kickapoo - Link Second Link

  1. My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.
  2. Gotta suck a chode
  3. Dio
  4. (spank) AAGHHHHH!
  5. Sliced his fuckin' cockles
  6. Fuck you, too
  7. In my home
  8. Jesus loves him more
  9. Get it on
  10. Shoot a load
  11. Try to fuck with me

Kielbasa - Link Second Link

  1. Buttcheeks (x2)
  2. Lubrication (x2)
  3. Dianetics
  4. All right
  5. Baby (x2)
  6. Dianetics junior much better than Krishna
  7. You motherfucker! (x2)
  8. Smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed.
  9. Get it on!
  10. That's it!
  11. Okay.
  12. You motherfuckers!
  13. You know what time it is?
  14. FUCK YEAH!

The Government Totally Sucks - Link

  1. Fuckin up
  2. Fuck him up his righteous A!
  3. Fuckin (x2)
  4. He liked to get naked while he'd smoke on the weed
  5. You motherfucker
  6. Compared to bullshit!
  7. Ben Franklin

Fuck Her Gently - Link

  1. I'm gonna fuck you
  2. That's fuckin teamwork
  3. Make some love
  4. That's cool with me
  5. Zanzibar
  6. I'm gonna hump you
  7. I'm gonna ball you
  8. Fucking fuck you
  9. Love
  10. I'm gonna fuuuuck youuuuu haaaaard!
  11. I'm gonna screw you gently
  12. And then I fucking bone you completely
  13. Fuckin
  14. Haaaaaaaard!
  15. Fuck her hard
  16. Squeeze

Double Team - Link

  1. Damn...
  2. How's it going? (x2)
  3. Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze! AND SQUEEEEEZE!
  4. Take off your blouse and ya UNDAPANTS!
  5. Splooge!
  6. Having sex with me
  7. French tickler
  8. Sex
  9. Sucking on
  10. Fuck (x2)
  11. Hail Satan! (x4)
  12. Suckin' on (insert)
  13. Double team

Karate - Link

  1. With karate I'll kick your ass
  2. I'm gonna kick your ass!
  3. Pubic hair (x2)
  4. Mothafucka (x6)
  5. Right over there
  6. Tiananmen Square
  7. Parc yeknod (when reversed via Audacity or a similar program, it is "donkey crap")

Explosivo - Link

  1. Gonna smoke some weed
  2. Climb upon my BIG ASS steed
  3. Ride, ride, ride

Beelzeboss (the Final Showdown) - Link

  1. FUCK! (x2)
  2. FUUUUCK!
  3. OW, FUCK!
  4. Sex slave
  5. Gargle mayonnaise
  6. We've been through so much shit
  7. With my dick
  8. Little bitch!
  9. Boy (clean version)
  10. God dammit!
  11. You motherfucker!
  12. Hell
  13. No...
  14. We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town!
  15. Yes, you are fucked!
  16. Shit out of luck!
  17. Now it's time to blow this fucker
  18. Now we got to blow this fucker
  19. Fuck you! (x2)
  20. FuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
  21. My cock, you will suck!
  22. You shall both DIE!
  23. You guys are fuckin' lame!
  24. He's gonna rape me
  25. What the fuck are you talking about? (album version only)

Drive-Thru - Link

  1. And a small, A SMALL!
  2. Fuck my ass, what else?
  3. Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets.
  4. Shut up and listen to my order
  5. Please, don't, don't offer me anything.
  6. The six piece nuggets.
  7. Filet o' fish sandwich.
  8. Oh, GOD!
  9. Junior Western bacon chee. A JUNIOR Western bacon chee.
  10. Cherries jubilee
  11. Western bacon cheeseburger
  12. Small seasoned curlies (x2)
  13. Chocolate shake
  14. Not a large, a small
  15. Give it to me
  16. Calorie intake
  17. A Coca-Cola
  18. Diet Coke
  19. Take
  20. Good.
  21. Do you have any money?

Classico - Link

  1. You fuckin suck my fuckin cock!
  2. He is going to kick your fucking ass!
  3. Kyle Gass

History - Link

  1. Bullshit we've done in the past
  2. Tenacious D
  3. Burrito supreme

Kyle Quit The Band Demo Tape - Link

  1. You slice of shit.
  2. Shut up, you fucking ass.
  3. laughter
  4. You bitch.
  5. You're my bitch, you fucking bitch.
  6. I'll come over there and bitch slap you with my cock, motherfucker.
  7. You're a fucking shit!
  8. You fucking cock!
  9. Bitch!
  10. Shitass
  11. Cockass (x2)
  12. You fucker!

One Note Song - Link

  1. Yeah?
  2. No.
  3. Fucking
  4. Stop playing.
  5. Me, baby. Me.
  6. ME.

Karate Schnitzel - Link

  1. God, I'm fuckin hungry.
  2. Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel?
  3. Wake up, you asshole.
  4. Ah ahh god! What?
  5. You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
  6. God!
  7. What are ya doin?!

Friendship Test - Link

  1. Hey.
  2. I love you.
  3. What'd you say?
  4. No.
  5. Whoa, whoa... like?
  6. Hoo ho ho, man!
  7. Fuckin (x2)
  8. Ass!
  9. Dude, listen.
  10. Click!

The Metal - Link

  1. Defile
  2. Metal
  3. Destroy
  4. Kill
  5. (laughing)

Baby

  1. It's cold

Deth Starr - Link

  1. Get your shit together, motherfucker!
  2. Son of a bitch
  3. Shit
  4. Fuckin'
  5. Blow that bitch to another dimension
  6. In the sky!

They Fucked Our Asses - Link

  1. They fucked our asses
  2. They fucked them hard

The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage - Link

  1. Doin' mushrooms
  2. Fuck him
  3. Snort coke
  4. Ass of a whore
  5. Completely insane

Quantum Leap

  1. Sleep
  2. Turd

P.O.D. - Link

  1. Fuckin' insane

Tribute - Link

  1. Motherfuckin'
  2. Motherfucker
  3. I'll eat your soul
  4. A shiny demon
  5. Crack

City Hall - Link

  1. Fuckin' it up
  2. The people that's in the streets
  3. All you motherfuckers
  4. Fucking shit
  5. Fuck shit up
  6. Start a riot
  7. Screaming in the streets
  8. Setting fucking fires
  9. 20 floors below sea level... from a bunker
  10. Rage Kage
  11. Awesome
  12. No fucking way!
  13. We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead

Malibu Nights

  1. Cheese
  2. Stanky poo

Simply Jazz

  1. Why do you do it?

Beatles Medley

  1. Oh shit (x5)

Flutes and Trombones - Link

  1. You goddamn motherfucking stupid piece of shit!
  2. Fuck YOU!
  3. (fighting)
  4. (crickets)
  5. Layin' down flute tracks
  6. Fuckin'

Señorita - Link

  1. Fuckin' fuck myself
  2. Fuckin'
  3. Fuck you! You piece of shit! (PUNCH)

39 - Link

  1. Whore
  2. Don't you call her a whore!
  3. Fuckin'
  4. Sucka my dick
  5. I'll fucking tear your esophagus out
  6. Movie
  7. My anus (My anals)
  8. Stick a finger in it
  9. Upon my (insert)
  10. 39
  11. 19
  12. 49
  13. Good enough for me
  14. Boobies

Roadie - Link

  1. Can I sucka your dick
  2. Yes
  3. I sucked your dick
  4. Chode

Low Hangin' Fruit - Link

  1. OH MA GAWD!
  2. Butt-floss thong
  3. Horny

Classical Teacher - Link

  1. Orgasm
  2. WHAT?!
  3. GAWDDD!
  4. Das my cock.
  5. Das my cock in your buttcheeks.
  6. I'm FUCKING WAKING YOU UP!!!
  7. Touching me with your penis?
  8. Lemme touch your penis.
  9. Fuck

Rize of the Fenix - Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Tenacious D (in clean version)
  3. Stinky pile of cheese
  4. (explosion)
  5. Climbing into your window
  6. What
  7. You know it's no too late
  8. I don't care

The Road - Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Fuckin' hard
  3. We screwed two times, then I left
  4. I met a tasty baby in Michigan

Rock Is Dead - Link

  1. Gimme some head
  2. Bottle of Jack
  3. Blues (blew)

Throw Down

  1. Chop off my head
  2. Dead
  3. Hill (hell)
  4. You crazy motherfucker

Cave Intro

  1. In your hands
  2. Poke you in the ass
  3. Yeah

Cosmic Shame

  1. I don't fuckin' know!

Kong

  1. Sacrifice

Daddy Ding Dong

  1. Fuckin'
  2. You motherfuckers
  3. I'm gonna fuck you tonight!
  4. I'm going to fucking kill you

Hope

  1. Live

Making Love

  1. Painful
  2. Lick his butthole
  3. Suck his balls
  4. His cock
  5. Orgies
  6. Incredibly high
  7. There's no time for being shy

Robot

  1. Naked and alone
  2. In their (insert)

Take Us Into Space

  1. Elon Musk

Woman Time

  1. Ow!
  2. Stop right there!

Tenacious D (HBO Series)[edit | edit source]

The Search For Inspirado - Link

  1. Goddamnit
  2. WHAT THE FUCK?
  3. You...COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit, and I've been sitting around getting sick of your ATTITUDE! YOU FUCKER! YA FUCKIN' BITCH!
  4. (Crying followed by extremely long temper tantrum)

Road Gig (Jesus Ranch live performance) - Link

  1. Smells of shit
  2. I fell in love with a baked potato
  3. I do believe so, yes

Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks[edit | edit source]

JB's BJ - Link

  1. FUCK! Six weeks and I've only sucked one cock!
  2. 5 dollars handjob, 10 dollars blowjob, 20 dollars rimjob.
  3. The blowjob is awesome!
  4. That's a lotta cum!
  5. Shit!

Rock Star Sperm For Sale - Link

  1. Rock star sperm for sale! (x2)
  2. I know, goddammit, it blows.

Butt Baby - Link

  1. What the fuck?
  2. Oh, nothin'... we're just trippin' balls.

Tenacious D: Time Fixers[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Why don't the two of you guys go stick your heads up each other's assholes, and suck the shit out of each other's butts?
  2. The time-space continnum got fucked up again.
  3. Kick his fuckin' ass!
  4. Let's fuckin' do this.
  5. Well, there's just one problem with your fuckin' plan, you goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit, we're gonna kick the living fuck outta you!
  6. You fucker.
  7. Assholes

Jack Black on Piracy[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Don't be a douche.
  2. No kick-ass rock n roll or movies.

Festival Supreme Promos[edit | edit source]

2014 Promo (feat. Kumail Nanjiani) - Link

  1. Okay. That just happened

2013 Promo (Electric Company parody) - Link

  1. Dicks
  2. Go fuck yourself in the ass

Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny[edit | edit source]

  1. It hurts my cock! - Link
  2. Holy shitballs. - Link
  3. I fucking love this band! - Link
  4. PERIOD! - Link
  5. The cock! Use the cock! - Link
  6. Oh goddammit (x2) - Link
  7. What the fuck are you doing? - Link
  8. (muffled) Fuck! - Link
  9. Bullshit (deleted scene)
  10. Screw it (The Government Totally Sucks deleted scene) - Link

Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto[edit | edit source]

Hope

  1. Oh my God

Space

  1. Dude, what the fuck is that?

Cave

  1. Monster

Robot

  1. My chainsaw bazooka machine gun
  2. If you're feeling horny and you need to cum, I will help you cum
  3. Okay
  4. You shall pay with your life
  5. (grunting)

Donald

  1. Still
  2. Uhh, I have an idea
  3. Kill him!

Home

  1. Ding-ding-ding, right again, dumbass!
  2. I'm gonna torture ya

Adam Sandler[edit | edit source]

Spit On Your Hand And Stroke My Cock At An Editor's Pace...

At a Medium Pace - Link

  1. Stick it up my ass
  2. Dick and balls
  3. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
  4. Call me an ugly woman!
  5. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
  6. Watch me whack off! (x2)
  7. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
  8. Shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
  9. I'm about to blow my load!
  10. You tell me it's time to make love, but now I can't, cause I spewed all over myself
  11. My scrotum
  12. Take the shampoo bottle outta my ass
  13. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
  14. Make love

Ode To My Car - Link

  1. A big piece of shit
  2. (You) fucking piece of shit
  3. It sucks royal dick
  4. A fucking pile of shit
  5. My ass
  6. Lick my sweaty nutsack
  7. Oh, what the fuck did I do
  8. Oh, fuck me

Do It For Your Mama - Link

  1. Beat off ya' khhack an' balls
  2. Cock and balls
  3. Cock!

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions - Link

  1. Fuckin shit!
  2. My father's a fuckin' asshole, man!
  3. My mother's a piece of shit, too!
  4. A stupid bitch
  5. A real fat bitch
  6. Diarrhea
  7. I had to shit all fuckin' day!
  8. I've got a big fuckin' boner right now
  9. Sexual arousal
  10. Really hairy balls

The Buffoon and the Valedictorian -Link

  1. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!
  2. It blew my fuckin' mind!
  3. She gives everybody head.
  4. Kathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits.
  5. I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off!
  6. My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day
  7. I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girl!

Assistant Principal's Big Day - Link

  1. My genitalia
  2. Build toward orgasm
  3. I am ejaculating
  4. Satisfy each other orally
  5. Undress each other
  6. They are masturbating
  7. I play with myself
  8. Spanking it with a thumb up my ass

Toll Booth Willie- Link

  1. Considering you're a fuckin' idiot
  2. Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
  3. I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head in with a Louisville fucking slugger, what do you think of that ass-fuck!
  4. You fucking bitch, fuck you!
  5. You dirty whore
  6. You cum guzzling queen!
  7. Go fuck yourself
  8. Eat shit! Eat my shit!
  9. Isn’t that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of dog shit?
  10. You fucking douchebag!
  11. Go suck a cock!
  12. You piece of fucking repeating shit!
  13. Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
  14. Dried-up, stinky dick-licker
  15. The biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive

The Cheerleader - Link

  1. You suck! (x2)
  2. OW!
  3. You guys are assholes!

Whore! Where Are You? - Link

  1. Whore!
  2. No whore!
  3. Well then where de fuck is the whore?!

The Longest Pee

  1. Oh, thank God

The Beating of a High School Janitor - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Bus Driver - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Science Teacher - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

Sex or Weightlifting

  1. Himself

Jon Lajoie[edit | edit source]

  • Show Me Your Genitals - Link
    1. Women are stupid and I don't respect them
    2. That's right. I just have sex with them
    3. Show me your genitals (x12)
    4. Genitalia
    5. Your titties
    6. I can't put my penis in your college degree
    7. That's right bitch, now take off your thong
    8. Naked (x2)
    9. Your bum
    10. I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay
    11. Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
    12. Vagina
    13. I'm out of here
    14. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls
  • Show Me Your Genitals 2 E = MC Vagina - Link
    1. Aw yeah, I'm back... bitches.
    2. You're not sucking my cock
    3. Suck my dick
    4. Have sex with me
    5. Vagina (x2)
    6. Orgasms (x2)
    7. Having sex
    8. Long and hard
    9. Sex moves
    10. Sexual tiger
    11. Two
    12. Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina
  • I Kill People - Link
    1. Did you miss me?
    2. Awww yeah
    3. Police
    4. Still got love for the vaginal crease
    5. Suck your nuts
    6. Sucking them would be gay, and I'm totally not gay. I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A.
    7. 'Cause I don't give a fuck
    8. I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson... no wait, that just makes me sound racist
    9. Bitch
    10. Pow.
    11. Want to have sex with me
    12. They always have orgasms, cause my penis is so big
    13. 25 inches long, and 12 inches thick; I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
    14. I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
    15. The Anne Frank of erections... no, that's inappropriate
    16. An extra-large condom on my penis
  • Very Super Famous - Link
    1. Oh, yeah drop the beats
    2. You are shit (x2)
    3. My penises
    4. Penises
    5. Semen (x2)
    6. I'm Osama bin Semen, the vaginal terrorist
    7. I'm Sodomy Hussein, the king of being hung
    8. I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
    9. I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants
    10. I'm Fidel Asstro, the dictator of X
    11. I'm President Hard-As-A-Rock Obama, I'm reforming the healthcare system - wait, that wasn't sexual.
    12. On 69/11, I took down two chicks
    13. Anal virginity
    14. A condom
    15. Sodomy
    16. AIDS
    17. Vagina
    18. HIV
    19. Get pussy
    20. Bitches
    21. You miss me, bitches?
  • Michael Jackson is Dead
    1. Fuckin'
    2. Semen
    3. Fuck you, you motherfuckin’ cunt-ass bitch!
  • The Birthday Song - Link
    1. Formed a sixty nine
    2. Abortion
    3. Horny as hell
    4. Ejaculated
    5. Put a condom on
  • WTF Collective - Link
    1. My Nutsack
    2. Jack Black
    3. Up in this bitch
    4. I couldn't remember shit
    5. Motherfucking
    6. Public urination
    7. Piss
    8. Fuckin
    9. Whip out my cock
    10. Whip out my dick
    11. Motherfuckers
    12. Can't handle this shit
    13. You're just a little bitch
    14. Fuck that shit
    15. I'll suck your dick
    16. Hell yeah bitch
    17. Badass
    18. Shit my pants
    19. Fly assholes
    20. Fuck that
    21. You guys raped me
    22. Who the fuck is this, did somebody shit their pants?
  • WTF Collective 2 - Link
    1. MC
    2. Back in this bitch
    3. Big tits
    4. Rape
    5. Jesus
    6. Five minutes ago
    7. Suicide
    8. Motherfucking
    9. Fuckin
    10. Bullshit
    11. Shoot myself
    12. Kurt Cobain
    13. Homosexual
    14. Heterosexual
    15. Fucked up
    16. Gay marriage
    17. Homophobic fucking asshole
    18. Being gay (Be a gay)
    19. Unnatural
    20. Jesus
    21. Penises go in vaginas
    22. Insane
    23. Show me your genitals
    24. Stupid
    25. Pull the trigger
    26. See you all in hell
    27. Killed himself
    28. John Lennon
    29. JFK
    30. OJ Simpson
    31. Shut up queerfags
    32. Vagina
  • WTF Collective 3 - Link
    1. That's racist
    2. Peace off bitches
    3. Motherfuckers
    4. Retarded
    5. Motherfucking
    6. Bill Gates
    7. iPhone
    8. Motherfucker
    9. Cock-blocks humself
    10. You're so sexy
    11. Hot tub with a bottle of champagne
    12. By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have aids
    13. Erection
    14. Suicide
    15. What the fuck's going on
    16. My dick was immense
    17. Retard
    18. Constipation
    19. Bowel movement
    20. Gay republican
    21. You're gonna get it you little dead bitch
    22. It's just a guy having sex with a dead body
    23. Dude, you just puked all over me
    24. What am I doing wrong?
  • High as Fuck - Link
    1. High as fuck
    2. That's fucked up
    3. There
  • Fuck Everything - Link
    1. Bitches
    2. Shit
    3. Fuck me
    4. Drop my eyes
    5. I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible
    6. Don't give a fuck about
    7. I'm not gay
    8. I don't give a fuck
  • Everyday Normal Guy
    1. You want some of this, bitch?
  • 2 Girls 1 Cup Song - Link
    1. Lesbians
    2. Covered in vomit and human feces
  • Punched In - Link
    1. What the fuck is wrong with you?
    2. You are so fucked up
  • Punched In Ep. 2 - Link
    1. You make me fucking sick.
    2. Who. Gives. A. Fuck?
  • Pointless Profanity
    1. Go fuck yourself
    2. Your whore of a sister
    3. Your grandfather’s balls
    4. Sticky, smelly diarrhea
    5. Motherfucking son of a bitch bastard
    6. Snapping turtle!
  • Pointless Profanity 2 - Link
    1. Go fuck yourself
    2. Gallons of horse semen
    3. Human asshole
    4. What the fuck, man?
    5. I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fist-fuck a goat.
    6. Baby-sized penis
    7. Incestuous homosexual intercourse
    8. Menstruating prostitutes
    9. Your show fucking sucks
    10. Bitch
    11. You big bunch of dick-loving cum swappers
    12. What the fuck!
  • Vaginal Hubris
    1. Her vagina
  • The Fellatio Truth Movement - Link
    1. Getting your dick sucked
    2. Get your dick sucked
    3. Get my dick sucked
    4. Swallowing semen
    5. 30% of girls actually swallow. They swallow the semen.
    6. Your penis is inside someone else's mouth
  • Fear Boner
    1. Boner
  • "Being Gay" Commercial - Link
    1. Women
    2. Straight
    3. Being gay
  • Rapist Glasses
    1. Rapist (x3)
  • Pedophile Beards
    1. Convicted sex criminal
  • ”Hands” Commercial
    1. Gay masturbation
    2. Straight masturbation
    3. I wanna put my penis in your bum!
    4. Damn Jews!
  • Very Super Famous (Improved Instruments - Remix by Nemo Arpnen) - Link
    1. Sex with a girl on her perioid

Music[edit | edit source]

Choir / Barbershop[edit | edit source]

Da Vinci's Notebook[edit | edit source]

  • Enormous Penis- Link
    1. Take a look at my enormous penis!

Classical / Ragtime / Musical Soundtrack[edit | edit source]

Avenue Q[edit | edit source]

  • The Internet is for Porn - Link
    1. Porn (x2)
    2. The internet is for porn! (x8)
    3. I masturbate!
    4. You're a pervert! (x2)
    5. Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!
    6. That's correct
    7. Yes I do!
    8. You have NO idea!
    9. I'm leaving!
  • If You Were Gay - Link
    1. I'm not gay
    2. Gay
  • You Can be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
    1. You can't put your finger there!
  • Special
    1. Girls Gone Wild

The Book of Mormon[edit | edit source]

  • Hasa Diga Eebowai - Link
    1. AIDS
    2. Circumcised
    3. Fuck you
    4. Fucks you in the butt
    5. Cunt
    6. This fucking asshole
    7. Rape a baby
    8. I will give you my AIDS
    9. In the cuuuuuuuuunt

Country / Bluegrass[edit | edit source]

The Charlie Daniels Band[edit | edit source]

  • The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Link
    1. Boy let me tell you what!
    2. And it sounded something like this.
    3. Sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how its done!

David Allan Coe[edit | edit source]

  • Nigger Fucker- Link
    1. A nigger
    2. Big black dick
    3. Scumbag motherfucker
    4. Goddamn nigger
    5. Pussy
    6. Sucked him off
    7. Fuck
  • Cum Stains On the Pillow - Link
    1. Cum stains
  • I Made Linda Lovelace Gag
    1. Make Linda Lovelace gag
  • Fuckin' in the Butt
    1. Fuckin' in the butt (x3)
    2. I'd like to fuck the shit outta you (x4)

Johnny Cash[edit | edit source]

  • A Boy Named Sue - Link
    1. Son of a bitch
    2. Any damn thing
    3. Hell of a fight

Ken Carlyle[edit | edit source]

  • Itty Bitty Titties - Link
    1. Itty bitty titties
    2. Big titties
    3. I don't give a damn
    4. Itty bitty nipples
    5. Children

Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper[edit | edit source]

  • She's Vibrator Dependent - Link
    1. Vibrator

Oscar Brand[edit | edit source]

  • Save a Fighter Pilot's Ass - Link
    1. Save a fighter pilot's ass
    2. Nickel on the grass
    3. Bloody button
    4. Goddamn (x2)
    5. My ass
  • The Finest Fucking Family - Link
    1. Fucking
    2. Masturbation
    3. Bloody
    4. No doubt
    5. Arsehole (x3)
    6. Pecker
    7. Whore
    8. Finest Fucking Family (x2)

Rodney Carrington[edit | edit source]

  • Dear Penis - Link
    1. Penis (Pains)
  • Titties and Beer - Link
    1. Titties and beer
    2. Queer

Tim Wilson[edit | edit source]

  • Booty Man
    1. Look at that booty, show me the booty
    2. Gimme the booty, I want the booty
    3. Kickin' the booty
    4. Your mama's booty

Uncle Kracker[edit | edit source]

  • Follow me - Link
    1. Follow me

Disco / Funk[edit | edit source]

KC and the Sunshine Band[edit | edit source]

  • Shake Your Booty - Link
    1. Shake your booty!
  • That's the way - Link
    1. That's the way!
  • Get Down Tonight - Link
    1. Do a little dance, make a little love

Kool and The Gang[edit | edit source]

  • Get Down On It - Link
    1. Get down on it!
  • Ladies Night - Link
    1. Ladies Night

Mary Jane Girls[edit | edit source]

  • In My House - Link
    1. In my house

The Trammps[edit | edit source]

  • Disco Inferno - Link
    1. Burn, baby, burn!

Jazz / Blues[edit | edit source]

The Foundations[edit | edit source]

  • Build Me Up Buttercup - Link
    1. Buttercup

Madness[edit | edit source]

  • Our House - Link
    1. Our house, in the middle of the street

Rick James[edit | edit source]

  • Super freak - Link
    1. Very Kinky
    2. The kind you don't take home to mother
    3. All time favorite

Steve Vai[edit | edit source]

  • Fuck Yourself - Link (Commonly misattributed to Frank Zappa)
    1. Stick it up your ass
    2. Gay
    3. Masturbate
    4. Cum
    5. You should fuck yourself
    6. Straight
    7. Fucking shit
    8. Asshole
    9. With your face
    10. Fuck you
    11. 10-foot pole
    12. Jizz on my microphone
    13. A copy of Rolling Stone

Screamin' Jay Hawkins[edit | edit source]

  • I Put a Spell On You
    1. (scream)

Suburban Rhythm[edit | edit source]

  • Bright City Lights - Link
    1. Free porno mags
    2. Hermaphrodites

Multiple Genres[edit | edit source]

Dynamite Hack[edit | edit source]

  • Boyz in the Hood - [1]
  1. Compton
  2. Drunk
  3. Niggas
  4. Clip
  5. MAC-10
  6. Pumpin' new shit by N.W.A
  7. Gangsta Gangsta
  8. Slappin' the Ho's
  9. Shooting some Hoop
  10. G.T.A
  11. Boy I ain't said shit
  12. Wanna get Ill
  13. Homeboys Chill
  14. Dolla
  15. Drinking
  16. Rock that Body
  17. Bacardi
  18. Bitch
  19. Stupid
  20. Talking shit
  21. Reach back like a Pimp and I slap the ho
  22. Old Ass
  23. Punk Ass Tripping
  24. Punk Ass

Bloodhound Gang[edit | edit source]

  • The Bad Touch - Link
    1. Sex
    2. Horny (x2)
    3. God
    4. Turn me on
    5. Doggy style
    6. Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  • Fire Water Burn
    1. Burn, motherfucker
  • I Hope You Die
    1. Masturbates to
  • Screwing You On the Beach At Night
    1. Screwing you

Crotchduster[edit | edit source]

  • Mammal Sauce - Link
    1. Gay

Jason Mraz[edit | edit source]

  • I'm Yours - Link
    1. God Forsaken Right!

Joe Jackson[edit | edit source]

  • Stepping Out - Link
    1. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Left Rights[edit | edit source]

  • Alabaster Street - Link
    1. Anus
  • Ass In My Face Part 2 - Link
    1. There's an ass in my face

Michael Jackson[edit | edit source]

  • Thriller - Link
    1. (*Evil Laughter*)

Panic! at the Disco[edit | edit source]

  • I Write Sins, Not Tragedies - Link
    1. A whore
    2. Goddamn
  • Victorious - Link
    1. Tonight we are victorious!
    2. Washed up celebrity

Sparks[edit | edit source]

  • What the Hell Is It This Time? - Link
    1. What the hell is it this time?

Pop / Electronic[edit | edit source]

ABC[edit | edit source]

  • Poison Arrow - Link
    1. Shoot that poison arrow

Alanis Morissette[edit | edit source]

  • You Oughta Know - Link
    1. Its not fair to deny me!

Aphex Twin[edit | edit source]

  • Milkman
    1. Milk

Avril Lavigne[edit | edit source]

  • What the Hell - Link
    1. What the hell?

Bananarama[edit | edit source]

  • Venus - Link
    1. I'm your (Venus)

The Buggles[edit | edit source]

  • Video Killed The Radio Star - Link
    1. Video
    2. Killed

Cyriak[edit | edit source]

  • Meow
    1. Meow
  • Poo Pants
  • Poo

Dead or Alive[edit | edit source]

  • You spin me right round - Link
    1. Watch out, here I come
    2. You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, right round.

Die Antwoord[edit | edit source]

  • DJ Hi-Tek Rulez - Link
    1. DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
    2. Fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy

Ed Sheeran[edit | edit source]

  • The A Team - Link
    1. The Motherland

Eiffel 65[edit | edit source]

  • I'm Blue - Link
    1. I'm blue
    2. Blue Corvette
    3. Yo listen up, here's a story

Fergie[edit | edit source]

  • London Bridge - Link
    1. OH SHIT!
  • Glamorous - Link
    1. You ain't got no money, take your broke ass home.

Frankie Goes To Hollywood[edit | edit source]

Gorillaz[edit | edit source]

  • Clint Eastwood - Link
    1. But not for long
  • Feel Good Inc. - Link
    1. Ass cracks

Gwen Stefani[edit | edit source]

  • Hollaback Girl - Link
    1. That's my shit!
    2. Heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it!

Igorrr[edit | edit source]

  • Damaged Wig
    1. (grunt)
  • Absolute Psalm
    1. (scream)

Katy Perry[edit | edit source]

  • Last Friday Night - Link
    1. Credit Cards

Ke$ha[edit | edit source]

  • Tik Tok - Link
    1. Bottle of Jack

Laura Branigan[edit | edit source]

  • Self Control - Link
    1. Among the creatures of the night

Laurent Wolf[edit | edit source]

  • Wash My World - Link
    1. Wash my (insert)

Lily Allen[edit | edit source]

  • Fuck You - Link
    1. Fuck you

LMFAO[edit | edit source]

  • Sexy and I Know It - Link
    1. Sexy and I know it
  • Shots - Link
    1. EVERYBOOOOOODY!

Loco Loco[edit | edit source]

  • It Burns, Burns, Burns - Link
    1. In

Madonna[edit | edit source]

  • Like a Virgin - Link
    1. And you're mine!
    2. Til the end of time

Mark Ronson[edit | edit source]

  • Uptown Funk (ft. Bruno Mars)- Link
    1. Saturday Night

Maroon 5[edit | edit source]

  • One More Night - Link
    1. Filthy as hell!

Miley Cyrus[edit | edit source]

  • We Can't Stop - Link
    1. Strip club

Murray Head[edit | edit source]

  • One Night In Bangkok - Link
    1. What do you mean?
    2. Crowded polluted stinking (town)
    3. In the Somerset Maugham suite

Nicki Minaj[edit | edit source]

  • Super Bass - Link
    1. Pop bottles
    2. Coke
    3. Mothafuckin'
    4. Hell of a guy
    5. Who the ef I is
    6. Cummin' (coming)
    7. (B)ass
    8. Niggas
    9. Panties
    10. American
    11. Feminine side
    12. Boom, boom, badoom
  • Starships - Link
    1. Bud Light
    2. Bitches
    3. Fuck (x2)
    4. Higher than a motherfucker
  • Anaconda - Link
    1. (laughing)
    2. Buns
    3. Butt
    4. Bitch
    5. Shit
    6. Pill
    7. Fuck 'em
  • Stupid Hoe - [2]
    1. Bitch
    2. Piss
    3. Bitches
    4. Suck my diznik
    5. Ass
    6. Stupid hoe
    7. What the fuck's good?

Nicolas Fedorov[edit | edit source]

  • The Computer - Link
    1. Computer

P!nk[edit | edit source]

  • Blow Me One Last Kiss - Link
    1. I think you're full of shit!
  • Get The Party Started - Link
    1. So you better
  • Just Like a Pill - Link
    1. Little Bitch

Rebecca Black[edit | edit source]

  • Friday - Link
    1. Its Friday!

Rick Astley[edit | edit source]

  • Never Gonna Give You Up - Link
    1. You know the rules
    2. Never Gonna Give You Up

Rihanna[edit | edit source]

  • Don't Stop The Music - Link
    1. Please don't stop the music!
  • Shut Up And Drive - Link
    1. Shut up and (drive!)

S3RL[edit | edit source]

  • MTC - Link
    1. Hentai
    2. Masturbate

Starbomb[edit | edit source]

  • I Choose You To Die
    1. (Gran)bullshit!
    2. Crazy motherfuckin' (insert)
    3. Holy fuck!
    4. Shot in the nuts
  • Mega Marital Problems - Link
    1. She's a shallow whore
    2. Douche

Thomas Dolby[edit | edit source]

  • She Blinded Me With Science - Link
    1. I don't believe it!

Tomboy[edit | edit source]

  • It's OK 2 B Gay
    1. Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Ylvis[edit | edit source]

  • The Fox - Link
    1. What does the (fox) say?

Rap / Hip - Hop[edit | edit source]

2400 Kevo[edit | edit source]

  • Why the Fuck You Lyin'? - Link
    1. Why the fuck you lyin'?

2 Live Crew[edit | edit source]

  • We Want Some Pussy- Link
    1. To all of you bitches, and hoes, lets have group sex.
    2. Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
    3. WE WANT SOME PUSSY!
    4. I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
  • Get the Fuck Out of My House - Link
    1. Get up off your ass and clean up all this shit
    2. Get the fuck out my house (x2)
    3. Bitch
  • Me So Horny - Link
    1. I'm so horny, I-I'm, so horny
  • Pop That Pussy - Link
    1. Big ol' titties

2Pac[edit | edit source]

  • Hit 'Em Up - Link
    1. You deserve to die

50 Cent[edit | edit source]

  • Pimp - Link
    1. Motherfucking P.I.M.P
  • Murder One - Link
    1. Fifty

Afroman[edit | edit source]

  • Crazy Rap (Colt 45 And 2 Zig Zags) - Link
    1. Pussy
    2. Marijuana
    3. Leader of the Ku Klux Klan
    4. We fucked on the bed
    5. Fucked on the floor
    6. Fucked
    7. Sucked my dick 'till the shit turn white
    8. Titties
    9. She whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
    10. That's the best damn pussy I ever had
    11. Smoke
    12. Weed
    13. Feelin' high as hell
    14. Ass
    15. Big butt
    16. Big titties
    17. Joint
    18. Good morning, ladies
    19. Colt .45
    20. Afroman
    21. Rap CDs
    22. Sell
    23. She said AAAIIIEEE
    24. Eastside Palmdale
    25. I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
    26. I fucked her own credit so I owe her
    27. Beautiful sexy hoe
    28. Fuck her til she turned to a white Albino
    29. Put that pussy in a coma
    30. Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
    31. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
    32. I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
    33. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
    34. Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
    35. I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
    36. Colonel Sanders
    37. Cheech and Chong
    • Extended Version
    1. Gotta go jack off
    2. He start beaten on your ass
    3. You're fucking his woman
    4. That's her big boyfriend
    5. Gettin upset cause you can't get her wet
    6. Went over to the girls house to fuck
    7. Play it off and eat the pussy
    8. Pussy just ain't no good
    9. It take her so long to cum
    10. Your dick was hard but now it's soft
    11. You had a girl to rock your world
  • Bacc 2 School - Link
    1. Nigganometry
    2. Eat a fat dick
    3. Fuck a black dude
    4. Orgies
    5. Suck my dick
    6. Cook that crack
    7. Fucked up
    8. The police
    9. Eat da pussy
    10. The university of smoking marijuana
  • Because I Got High - Link
    1. Now I'm jackin' off
    2. Eat yo' pussy
    3. But then I got high
    4. Selling dope
    5. Child support
    6. Run from the cops
  • Hungry Hustler - Link
    1. Bag of weed
    2. Fuck McDonald's and Taco Bell
  • Ho Stopper - Link
    1. Pussy
  • Because I Got High (Extended Version) - Link
    1. Beeyatch!

Akon[edit | edit source]

  • I Wanna Fuck You - Link
    1. Convict (x2)
    2. Music
    3. Windin' and grindin'
    4. That pole
    5. I wanna fuck you
    6. Put this dick on you
    7. Pussy
    8. Them poles
    9. Niggas
    10. Smoking
    11. Humpin'
    12. Titties

A Lost People[edit | edit source]

  • Big Booty Bitches - Link
    1. Big Booty Bitches

Atmosphere[edit | edit source]

  • One of a Kind - Link
    1. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Black Eyed Peas[edit | edit source]

  • My Humps - Link
    1. What you gon' do with all that junk?
    2. I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
  • Let’s Get Retarded - Link
    1. Let’s get retarded in here

Bobby James[edit | edit source]

  • Pornhub and Chill - Link
    1. Pornhub on the internet

Bombs Away[edit | edit source]

  • Big Booty Bitches - Link
    1. Big Booty Bitches
    2. Bi-Bi Boo-Boo (long stream of babbling)

Booty Bass[edit | edit source]

  • Shake That Ass Bitch - Link
    1. Shake that ass!

Chingy[edit | edit source]

  • Right Thurr - Link
    1. Right Turr
    2. Beware!

CMoney2343[edit | edit source]

  • She Shit On My Dick - Link
    1. On my dick
    2. That's some fucked up shit

Cole the Rapper[edit | edit source]

  • I Eat Shit - Link
    1. Fucking your mom
    2. Take a piss

Cypress Hill[edit | edit source]

  • Insane In The Membrane - Link
    1. Insane in the membrane

Da Lench Mob[edit | edit source]

  • Guerillas in Tha Mist - Link
    1. Dick and nutsack

D4L[edit | edit source]

  • Laffy Taffy - Link
    1. Skeet skeet skeet
    2. Like a water hose

Dame Grease[edit | edit source]

  • The Future
    1. Niggas' buttholes

DJ Assault[edit | edit source]

  • Ass N Titties 2001 - Link
    1. Ass n titties
    2. Hot horny hoes

DJ Chip[edit | edit source]

  • Bang, Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet - Link
    1. Skeet skeet skeet

Dj Valentino[edit | edit source]

  • Suck My Dick - Link
    1. Suck my dick
    2. Suck my motherfucking dick

DMX[edit | edit source]

  • Bring Your Whole Crew - Link
    1. They don't... I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse. I'm a nasty nigga; when you pass me...
    2. I don't give a fuck
    3. Whole crew
    4. Nigga
    5. Think that you can blow me?
  • Party Up! - Link
    1. Some shit

Domo Genesis[edit | edit source]

  • Double Cheeseburger - Link
    1. Six hundred sixty six

Donnis[edit | edit source]

  1. Diarrhea

Drake[edit | edit source]

  • Over - Link
    1. Who the fuck are y'all?

Dr. Dre[edit | edit source]

  • The Next Episode - Link
    1. Smoke weed everyday
  • Fuck wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')
    1. YEAH, motherfucker!

EarlWolf[edit | edit source]

  • Orange Juice - Link
    1. Erection
    2. Do not give a fuck

Eazy-E[edit | edit source]

  • Eazy Duz It - Link
    1. Bitch, shut the fuck up!

Eminem[edit | edit source]

  • Under The Influence - Link
    1. So you can suck my dick
    2. Suck my dick
    3. Suck my motherfucking dick
    4. In that asscrack
    5. Pussy
    6. On a acid trip
    7. A big Chinese nigga
    8. A bomb
    9. Fuck your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
  • Just Lose It - Link
    1. On my lap
    2. Little boys
    3. (fart)
  • Marshall Mathers - Link
    1. Ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
    2. And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out!
    3. My big white ass
  • My Name Is - Link
    1. Pissed Off
    2. Asshole
    3. Fucked up
    4. Fat bitch
    5. I don't give a fuck
    6. My ass
  • The Way I Am - Link
    1. Motherfuckin'
    2. Bullshit
  • Bitch Please II - Link
    1. Come on bitch
    2. Where the fuck I comin' from
    3. Flippin the bird
    4. Oh for show
    5. Limp Bizkit
    6. Pimp shit
    7. That's the devil
  • Criminal - Link
    1. Prostitute
  • Steve Berman - Link
    1. Homosexuals and Vicodin
    2. Shoved up your ass
  • Public Service Announcement 2000 - Link
    1. Fucking cock
    2. Ass
    3. Shit
  • Kill You - Link
    1. Bitch, I'ma kill you
    2. Motherfuckers
  • If I Had - Link
    1. Condom On
  • Still Don't Give a Fuck - Link
    1. Y'all can kiss my ass
  • Shake That - Link
    1. Strip club

Epic Rap Battles of History[edit | edit source]

  • Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - Link
    1. Whup your ass
    2. Put 'em in my mouth
    3. I'm about to make it rain
    4. I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
    5. Bitch!
    6. The beard that I grow on my dick
  • Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking - Link
    1. Having sex with a Speak n' Spell!
    2. E equals M C squared
    3. Ten million million million million million million million million million
    4. Supercomputer
    5. Ti-82
  • Benjamin Franklin vs. Billy Mays - Link
    1. Ben Franklin
    2. A bag of crack
    3. Bird shit from my windows
    4. With a special TV offer
    5. Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
    6. You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!
    7. You following me camera guy?
    8. Bi-focal-curious
  • Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe - Link
    1. Candle in the wind that can't act for shit
    2. Marriage
    3. The door at Sephora
  • Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler - Link
    1. I am Adolf Hitler!
    2. You bitch
    3. Piece of shit
    4. Suck my (robot) balls
  • Deadpool vs. Boba Fett - Link
    1. Cootchie
  • Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt - Link
    1. What's up, bitches?
  • Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt 2 - Link
    1. WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?
  • Goku vs. Superman - Link
    1. Genitals
  • Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il - Link
    1. A steroids pill
    2. Spray tanned banana
    3. Ric Flair
    4. Dick hair
    5. Barbeque
    6. You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
    7. You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother
    8. South Park puppet show
    9. Asshole
    10. My dick is bigger than yours
    11. Ooh yeah
  • John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly - Link
    1. Die of a heart attack
    2. In the shower
    3. Smoke weed for an hour
    4. Your face looks like the shit I took, High on LSD
    5. John Lennon
    6. Suck his dick
    7. Bill O'Reilly
    8. Shut the fuck up
    9. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up
    10. Fuck it
  • Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven - Link
    1. Cock
    2. Gets you bitches on your Facebook pages!
  • Master Chief vs. Leonidas - Link
    1. Not so fast!
  • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 - Link
    1. Fuck you!
  • Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates - Link
    1. Linux Bitch!
  • Terminator vs. RoboCop - Link
    1. Bullshit!
  • Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill - Link
    1. WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?

Finatticz[edit | edit source]

  • Don't Drop That Thun Thun - Link
    1. Don't drop that thun thun thun!

The Game[edit | edit source]

  • My Life (feat. Lil Wayne) - Link
    1. My life
    2. Bitch-ass nigga
    3. Overdosed on cocaine
    4. Don't shoot me!
    5. (gunshot)
    6. (window breaking)
    7. Biggie
    8. Fuck you, nigga
    9. Kurt Cobain
    10. Fucked up
    11. Motherfuckers
    12. Punk-ass mothafucka

Ghetto Mafia[edit | edit source]

  • This Is A Stick Up - Link
    1. This is a stick up

Gucci Mane[edit | edit source]

  • I'm the Shit - Link
    1. I'm the shit, bitch.

The Holland Boys[edit | edit source]

  • I Am Gay - Link
    1. (I am) gay
    2. I like men
    3. Gay
    4. Suck your dick
    5. Men are my passion
    6. Boy... (moans)

Hollywood Undead[edit | edit source]

  • Bitches - Link
    1. Bitches (X3)
    2. Hoe
    3. Get your drunk ass over here
    4. Pedophile
    5. Bitch give it up!
    6. Undead dick in your hands
    7. Sign my titties

Hopsin[edit | edit source]

  • Sag My Pants - Link
    1. Asshole
    2. Slap hoes
    3. Grimy whore
  • Kill Her - Link
    1. Mentally retarded
    2. No
    3. Bitch!
    4. Fuck you bitch
    5. Kill
  • I'm Not Crazy - Link
    1. If I was really crazy I'd run up inside an orphanage and torment kids and beat baby's faces with oranges.
    2. Jack off with sandpaper.
  • No Words - Link
    1. Man, rap today fucking sucks BAD, I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
    2. A lotta niggas (used as "I'm dyin' nigga")

Ice-T[edit | edit source]

  • Warning - Link
    1. Suck my motherfucking dick

Ill Bill[edit | edit source]

  • A Bullet Never Lies - Link
    1. Blowjob

Insane Clown Posse[edit | edit source]

  • To Catch a Predator - Link
    1. Finger fucking
    2. Titty sucking
    3. Butt knocker
    4. Herpes
    5. Dicks
    6. Condoms
    7. Funyuns and condoms
  • Miracles - Link
    1. Motherfucking magic
    2. Fucking magnets, how do they work?
    3. This shit will blow your motherfucking mind
  • Red Christmas - Link
    1. Bitch boy
    2. Taking a shit
    3. Fuckin' slime
  • Chop Chop Slide - Link
    1. Uh-oh. Here come the popo.
  • Santa's a Fat Bitch - Link
    1. Suck my balls
    2. Fat bitch (x2)
    3. Shit
    4. Fatass
    5. Dog shit
    6. Fuckin' rat
    7. Motherfucker
    8. Crusty old drawers
  • Hokus Pokus (Headhunters Remix) - [3]
    1. I fucked three fat bitches
    2. My ass
  • Halloween on Military Street - Link
    1. Drop your drawers
    2. Nuts
    3. Fuckin
  • In Yo Face - Link
    1. Dirty ass
    2. Anus
    3. Jacked off
  • Boing Boing - Link
    1. Poopstains
  • The Dating Game - Link
    1. Big tits
    2. Dry fuck
    3. Nut in my underwear
    4. Titties
    5. Underwear
  • Fuck Off - Link
    1. Suck my balls
    2. Fat fuckin' slob
    3. Drop your britches
    4. Suck my nuts
    5. Kiss my asscrack
    6. FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!
  • Please Don't Hate Me
    1. Butt-fuckin

Jay-Z[edit | edit source]

  • Run This Town - Link
    1. Homo

J Bigga[edit | edit source]

  • Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian - Link
    1. Lesbian
    2. Suck my dick (x2)

Kanye West[edit | edit source]

  • I Don't Like - Link
    1. Your shit
    2. That's rare nigga
    3. Hoes
    4. Dope money
    5. A fuck nigga
    6. A bitch nigga
    7. Derrick Rose
    8. Dykes
    9. Pussy so deep
    10. Strap-on
  • Graduation Day - Link
    1. What in the fuck was that?

Klubbhoppers[edit | edit source]

  • Suck my dick (Blackroom Edit) - Link
    1. Suck my dick!

Kutt Calhoun[edit | edit source]

  • Strip Club Song - Link
    1. Strip club
    2. The motherfucking strip club
    3. What up, bitch?
    4. Shut up, bitch!
    5. Fuck that bitch with a bat!
    6. Gettin' raped
    7. Biatch!
    8. In the strip club
    9. Crack
    10. Gimme my two bucks back!
  • Naked (ft. Tech N9ne) - Link
    1. A couple of niggas with they iPhones

Lil' Peep[edit | edit source]

  • Save That Shit - Link
    1. That shit

Lil' Wayne[edit | edit source]

  • It's Good - Link
    1. Cocaine
    2. Fuck the Judge and the Jury and the litigator
    3. Fuckin'
    4. Niggas
    5. Pistol
  • Lollipop - Link
    1. Call me so that I can get it juicy for ya
  • I'm Single - Link
    1. Cut my dick off
  • Right Above It - Link
    1. Sex change

Lil Wil[edit | edit source]

  • Bust It Open = Link
    1. Pussy
    2. Bust that pussy open

The Lonely Island[edit | edit source]

  • Like a Boss - Link
    1. Bathroom
    2. Swallow
    3. Chop my balls off
    4. Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, SHIT!
    5. Like a boss!
    6. PUSSY out!
    7. Suck a dude's dick
    8. Hell yeah
    9. Call a sex line!
    10. Suck my own dick
    11. Fuck his brains out
    12. Chop your balls off and die
    13. B[u]y a...
    14. In my mouth!
    15. Jump out the window
    16. Eat some chicken strips
    17. Now I'm dead!
    18. Chop your balls off and die
    19. Sucking your own dick
    20. Bomb the Russians
    21. Nope
    22. Nah
  • I'm On A Boat - Link
    1. I'm on a boat, bitch!
    2. Motherfucker, take a look at me!
    3. MUTHAFUCKINNN'
    4. Aw shit
    5. Fucked
    6. Get the fuck up!
  • Jizz In My Pants - Link
    1. Jizz in my pants
    2. Slut
    3. Rubbin' my butt
    4. Ecstasy
  • Dick in a Box - Link
    1. It's my dick in a box!
    2. Take off their tops
  • I Just Had Sex - Link
    1. I just had sex
    2. Put my penis inside of her
    3. With ma' penis
  • Natalie's Rap - Link
    1. Motherfucker
    2. Fuck all night
    3. All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
    4. Shut the fuck up and suck my dick
    5. My dick
    6. Smoke weed every day
    7. Take a shit
    8. Fuck you man
    9. Is
  • Go Kindergarten
    1. Get on the fucking floor
    2. Whip your dick out
  • Threw it on the Ground - Link
    1. In the butthole
    2. My butthole was on fire
    3. On the ground
  • Jack Sparrow (ft. Michael Bolton) - Link
    1. Cocaine
    2. Pussy
  • Awesometown Pilot - Link
    1. I just had sex with myself.
    2. I have both male and female genitalia.
    3. What's up, bro?
    4. Genitalia
    5. A virgin
    6. I loved it
  • Mama - Link
    1. You suck, Mom!
  • Spring Break Anthem - Link
    1. Oh, shit!
    2. Sex with a man
  • Dreamgirl
    1. You look like

Ludacris[edit | edit source]

  • Move Bitch - Link
    1. Move, bitch
    2. Get the fuck out of my way

Meek Mill[edit | edit source]

  • Ima Boss - Link
    1. Bitch I'm a boss!
    2. I call the shots!
    3. I'm with the murder team.
    4. Call the cops
    5. We in the building.

Mickey Avalon[edit | edit source]

  • My Dick - Link
    1. My dick
    2. Yo dick
    3. Little kids
    4. Stinks like shit
    5. Broken vending machine
    6. A kid from the Philippines
    7. Got touched by your uncle
    8. Macaulay Culkin
    9. VIP
    10. HIV
    11. We got dicks like Jesus
    12. Gary Coleman

Monstercat Music[edit | edit source]

  • Internet Rebellion - Arion - Link
    1. FUCK SOPA!

Montell Jordan[edit | edit source]

  • This is how we do it - Link
    1. This is how we do it!

Nappy Roots[edit | edit source]

  • Awnaw - Link
    1. Hell no!

Nelly[edit | edit source]

  • Hot in Here - Link
    1. Its getting hot in here!
  • Ride With Me - Link
    1. Ride with me
    2. We three - wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's.
    3. Oh, Why do I live this way?
    4. Must be the money!

The Notorious B.I.G.[edit | edit source]

  • Another - Link
    1. Yeah, fuck you
    2. What do you do if your bitch is untrue?
    3. I need another bitch in my life
    4. Sex is lethal
    5. My girl suck another dick y'all
  • The Wickedest Freestyle - Link
    1. Don't fuck with the condoms
    2. Diseases
    3. Syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia
    4. AIDS

N.W.A[edit | edit source]

  • Always Into Somethin - Link
    1. Niggas with big dicks
  • Dopeman - Link
    1. You need a nigga with some money so you get a dopeman
    2. I don't give a shit!
  • Express Yourself - Link
    1. Express yourself!
  • Fuck tha Police - Link
    1. Fuck the police
    2. Ice Cube, MC Ren, and Easy motherfucking E
    3. You're God Damn Right
    4. Nigga
    5. Fuck that shit
    6. A Teenager
    7. The Product
    8. Narcotics
    9. That shit don't work!
    10. Gang
    11. (*gunshots*) Yeah ... Something like that!
    12. Redneck white bread chicken shit motherfucker
    13. Get him the fuck out of my face!
  • Gangsta Gangsta - Link
    1. A nigga like me
    2. The penitentiary
    3. Drinking straight out the 8 bottle
    4. A foot in your ass
    5. Gangsta
    6. Suddenly I see some Niggas that I don't like. Walked over to them and said ("What's up?")
    7. So I said fuck it
    8. All the bitches with the big butt
    9. You Sophisticated Motherfuckers
    10. Ladies
    11. Wait a minute .... Cut that shit!
    12. We want to fuck you easy! I want to fuck you too!
    13. Life ain't nothin but bitches and money
  • Straight Outta Compton - Link
    1. Compton
    2. Crazy motherfucker
    3. Ice cube
    4. The gang called "Niggas with attitudes"
    5. Dumb motherfuckers
    6. Fuck with

Omarion[edit | edit source]

  • Post To Be - Link
    1. Eat the booty like groceries!

Peaches[edit | edit source]

  • Fuck the Pain Away
    1. Suckin' on my titties
    2. My titties
  • Tent in Your Pants
    1. In your pants

Pharoahe Monch[edit | edit source]

  • Simon Says - Link
    1. Get the fuck up

Pitbull[edit | edit source]

  • I Know You Want Me - [4]
    1. Damn he's hot
    2. Shit
    3. Fat ass

Plies[edit | edit source]

  • Bust It Baby Part 2 - Link
    1. On my chest

PSY[edit | edit source]

  • Gangnam Style - Link
    1. Sexy lady!

Rappy McRapperson[edit | edit source]

  • I'm A Gangster - Link
    1. Selling drugs
    2. Erection
    3. White people
    4. Burning
    5. Cocaine
    6. Suck on my wiener

Riskay[edit | edit source]

  • Smell Yo Dick - Link
    1. Lemme smell yo dick

Samwell[edit | edit source]

  • What What, In the Butt? - Link
    1. In the butt
    2. Come to me, if you care
    3. Do it in the butt
    4. In my butt

Sir Mix-A-Lot[edit | edit source]

  • Baby Got Back - Link
    1. You get sprung!
    2. Baby
    3. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!
  • The Game
    1. Prostitution

Slaughterhouse[edit | edit source]

  • Psychopath Killer
    1. Rimjob

Slim Jesus[edit | edit source]

  • Drill Time - Link
    1. Fuckboy
    2. Fucked your girl
  • Chasin a Bag - Link
    1. Sucking my dick

Snoop Dogg[edit | edit source]

  • Sexual Eruption - Link
    1. Sexual Eruption
    2. Bad bitch with me
    3. Little ho out
    4. Damn right
    5. Cigarette
    6. Big ass booty
    7. Orgasm(s)

Soulja Boy[edit | edit source]

  • Crank That - Link
    1. YOOOOOOUUUUUU
    2. Soulja Boy tell e'm!
    3. Superman that hoe

Stitches[edit | edit source]

  • Molly Cyrus - Link
    1. I'mma put cocaine in yo ass
    2. I'mma put my dick in yo ass
    3. Put the molly in her ass
    4. I just popped a molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus
    5. I'mma put my dick up in your ass and it ain't coming out
    6. If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck, cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt
    7. My cocaine will make you numb, so I'mma put it in your ass with my thumb
    8. I'm a demented motherfucker

Three 6 Mafia[edit | edit source]

  • Slob On My Knob - Link
    1. Give me head
    2. Sex
    3. Squeeze on my nuts
    4. Lick on my butt
    5. My nigga
    6. Sucks on dick (does it real good)
    7. A nigga
    8. Lay on the bed
    9. Where the niggas at?
    10. Please don't touch
    11. Bend ova
    12. Suck a nigga dick or somethin'

Tone Loc[edit | edit source]

  • Funky Cold Medina - Link
    1. I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener!

Too $hort[edit | edit source]

  • Gangstas and Strippers - Link
    1. Stripclub
    2. Strippers
    3. G-String
  • The Ghetto - Link
    1. The Ghetto

T-Pain[edit | edit source]

  • I'm In Luv (With a Stripper) - Link
    1. A stripper

A Tribe Called Quest[edit | edit source]

  • Scenario
    1. Dungeon

Twiztid[edit | edit source]

  • 85 Bucks an Hour (ft. Insane Clown Posse) - Link
    1. What the fuck was that?
    2. Piss you off
    3. Get off our penises
    4. I don't give a fuck!
    5. Nuts
    6. A hairy anus
    7. A hairy sack
    8. I slap hoes and bitches to the face, and scream to fuck off, bitch!
    9. Shut the fuck
    10. Shithead!
    11. Shit
    12. Fuck it!
    13. Fuck with
    14. I'll smash you bitch!
    15. Cigarrete
    16. So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kickin!
    17. Stupid
    18. Motherfuckin'
    19. My nutsack
    20. I'll snap your neck

Tyler the Creator[edit | edit source]

  • Domo 23 (music video version) - Link
    1. I'ma kick his ass
    2. Slap the tooth out his mouth
  • Rusty - Link
    1. I ain't fuckin playing
  • Yonkers - Link
    1. Crack rocks
    2. Quit bitchin'

Tyrese[edit | edit source]

  • Broke Ass Niggas - Link
    1. I'm tired of these broke ass niggas calling my phone!

Usher[edit | edit source]

  • Make Love in This Club - Link
    1. I wanna make love in this club

V.I.C[edit | edit source]

  • Wobble - Link
    • All The Shorties In The Club

Vybz Kartel[edit | edit source]

  • Virginity - Link
    1. 'Member when me take your virginity?
    2. A virgin

Warren G[edit | edit source]

  • Regulate - Link
    1. Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property. We damn good too!, But you can't be any geek off the street!
    2. REGULATOOOOOOORS!, MOUNT UP!
    3. Just hit the east side of the (LBC)
    4. Warren G
    5. Sexy as Hell
    6. Sit back and observe!

Wiz Khalifa[edit | edit source]

  • Kleenex
    1. Kleenex

YG[edit | edit source]

  • My Nigga - Link
    1. My Nigga
    2. Motherfucking Nigga

Yo Gotti[edit | edit source]

  • Law - Link
    1. Its fuck the law
    2. against the law

Young Zee[edit | edit source]

  • Get da Fuck Outta Here - Link
  1. Get the fuck outta here

Reggae / Tropical[edit | edit source]

The Rascals[edit | edit source]

  • A Beautiful Morning - Link
    1. Its a beautiful morning.

Sean Paul[edit | edit source]

  • Temperature - Link
    1. I've got the right tactics to turn you on!

Teddybears[edit | edit source]

  • Cobrastyle - Link
    1. My style is the

Rock / Metal[edit | edit source]

3 Doors Down[edit | edit source]

  • Let Me Be Myself - Link
    1. Myself

.38 Special[edit | edit source]

  • Caught Up In You - Link
    1. Little Girl

+44[edit | edit source]

  • Baby, Come On - Link
    1. I hate this fucking town

AC/DC[edit | edit source]

  • Big Balls - Link
    1. (Big) balls
    2. Cum(s) x2
    3. I've got...
    4. Crabs
  • Highway to Hell - Link
    1. The highway to hell

Acid Fascists[edit | edit source]

  • Up Against The Wall, Motherfucker - Link
    1. Up against the wall, motherfucker!

Adolescents[edit | edit source]

  • Who Is Who (1980 Demo Version) -
    1. They better get their shit together.

Aerosmith[edit | edit source]

  • Janie's got a gun - Link
    1. On the run

AFI[edit | edit source]

  • Miss Murder - Link
    1. Murder
    2. Take my life

Aldo Nova[edit | edit source]

  • Fantasy - Link
    1. Fantasy
    2. Can't you see what this crazy life is doing to me?
    3. Give you love
    4. Neon lights

Alice Cooper[edit | edit source]

  • Sunset Babies (All Got Rabies) - Link
    1. Babies

Alice in Chains[edit | edit source]

  • Love Song
    1. The fucking
  • Man in a Box
    1. My shit

Andrew W.K.[edit | edit source]

  • Party Party Party
    1. Party!
    2. Me

Archspire[edit | edit source]

  • Remote Tumor Seeker
    1. (weird growl)

The Association[edit | edit source]

  • Along Comes Mary - Link
    1. Tastes as sweet as the punch
  • Windy - Link
    1. Everyone knows
    2. Tripping down the streets of the city

Attila[edit | edit source]

  • Three 6
    1. Hell yeah

The B52s[edit | edit source]

  • Love Shack - Link
    1. Love shack
    2. Bang, Bang, Bang, on the door Baby!

Bachman Turner Overdrive[edit | edit source]

  • Taking Care Of Business - Link
    1. Who try to look pretty
    2. Taking Care Of Business

Barely Human[edit | edit source]

  • No Mercy, No War - Link
    1. I don't wanna be retarded

Beastie Boys[edit | edit source]

  • Fight for your right - Link
    1. Porno mag

The Beatles[edit | edit source]

  • Back In The U.S.S.R - Link
    1. The U.S.S.R

Billy Idol[edit | edit source]

  • White Wedding
    1. (scream)

Billy Joel[edit | edit source]

  • Uptown Girl - Link
    1. You know I can't afford to buy her (pearls)

Billy Squier[edit | edit source]

  • Everybody wants you - Link
    1. and alcohol

Blink-182[edit | edit source]

  • Fuck a Dog - Link
    1. Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
    2. Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
    3. Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
    4. (And his) ass
    5. Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
    6. Fuck you
  • When You Fucked Grandpa - Link
    1. In his ass
    2. He rubs his dick in broken glass
    3. When you fucked grandpa
    4. Masturbate
    5. I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight!
    6. Fucking Asshole
  • Blow Job (Sydney's Big Day Out 2000) - Link
    1. Blowjob
  • Shut Up - Link
    1. Shut The Fuck Up
    2. Fuck Off
  • Give Me One Good Reason - Link
    1. Fucked
  • Happy Holidays, You Bastard - Link
    1. Shitting His Pants
  • Dysentry Gary - Link
    1. Fuck this place
    2. He's a fuckin' weasel
    3. Your mom's a whore
    4. Life just sucks

Bob Seger[edit | edit source]

  • Old Time Rock And Roll - Link
    1. (*Ferris Bueller reference*)
  • Shakedown - Link
    1. You're busted!

Box Car Racer[edit | edit source]

  • Tiny Voices - Link
    1. Bullshit
  • Sorrow - Link
    1. Too fucking fast
  • My First Punk Song - Link
    1. I've got no dick

Brand New[edit | edit source]

  • The Archers Bows Have Broken - Link
    1. Hell

Brendon Small's Galaktikon[edit | edit source]

  • Could This be the End
    1. Now
    2. See you
  • My Name is Murder
    1. Fuck

Bryan Adams[edit | edit source]

  • Run To You - Link
    1. Turns me on
  • Summer of 69 - Link
    1. Was the summer of Sixty Nine!

Cake[edit | edit source]

  • Sheep Go to Heaven - Link
    1. Go to hell (x3)
  • Nugget' = Link
    1. Shut the fuck up

Chaotic Discord[edit | edit source]

  • Glue Accident - Link
    1. You fucking shit-ass wanking Bastard! Fucking working class wank! Middle class fucking [inelligable]! Fucking [Inelligable] Cunt!
    2. I don't give a fuck!

Children of Bodom[edit | edit source]

  • Stockholm Knockout Live - Link
    1. Son of a BEEEEYATCH!
  • If You Want Peace, Prepare For War - Link
    1. Fuck
  • Are You Dead Yet?
    1. (yell)

Christopher Cross[edit | edit source]

  • Ride Like The Wind - Link
    1. The Border Of Mexico

CKY[edit | edit source]

  • Butt Plug Prank Call - Link
    1. BUTT. PUH-LUG!

The Company Band[edit | edit source]

  • Zombie Barracades - Link
    1. Are you fucking kidding me?

Cradle Of Filth[edit | edit source]

  • Gilded Cunt - Link
    1. Cunt
    2. Sodomites

The Darkness[edit | edit source]

  • I Believe in a Thing Called Love - Link
    1. I believe in a thing called (Love *usually replaced with a fictitious entity or political ideology*)
    2. Til the sun goes down
    3. Touching you

A Day to Remember[edit | edit source]

  • 2nd Sucks
    1. Get the fuck over it

Descendents[edit | edit source]

  • Marriage - Link
    1. Have sex with you

Dethklok[edit | edit source]

  • Dethsupport - Link
    1. Bronchitis
    2. Kill me!
  • Laser Cannon Deth Sentence - Link
    1. FIRE!
    2. Strapped to a rocket ignited
    3. DIE!
  • Awaken
    1. Your death
  • Birthday Dethday
    1. (guitar squeals)
  • Bloodlines
    1. Close your eyes
  • Blazing Star
    1. Bye
  • Fansong
    1. Just follow me
  • Pickles Intro
    1. Kill you
  • The Cyborg Slayers
    1. Burn
  • Tour Skit #1
    1. Gets outta here!
    2. Why don't you take a picture and blog about it online with yer pervert...laptop?

Devin Townsend[edit | edit source]

  • Bastard - Link
    1. BAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAARD

Devo[edit | edit source]

  • Whip it - Link
    1. Its not too late!

Dire Straits[edit | edit source]

  • Money For Nothing - Link
    1. That little faggot

Disturbed[edit | edit source]

  • Down With the Sickness - Link
    1. Fuck you
    2. Fucking whore

Dog Fashion Disco[edit | edit source]

  • Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy - Link
    1. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili!

Don McLean[edit | edit source]

  • American Pie - Link
    1. A long, long, time ago

D.R.I.[edit | edit source]

  • Couch Slouch - Link
    1. Fuck off

Dream Theater[edit | edit source]

  • Flick of the Wrist (Queen cover) - Link
    1. Prostitute
  • The Count of Tuscany - Link
    1. I
    2. This could be the last time you see me alive
  • Prophets of War
    1. (choir)

The Glass Prison

    1. Me
    2. Wide open
  • Power Down
    1. (sirens, distorted noises)
  • As I Am
    1. Fucked
  • Fatal Tragedy
    1. Started (-tarded)
    2. It is time to see how you die(d)
  • Descent of the NOMACS
    1. (breaking glass/piano noise)
  • Three Days
    1. (maniacal laughter)
  • Constant Motion
    1. (various weird keyboard noises)
  • Just Let Me Breathe
    1. (various weird keyboard noises)
  • Scenes From a World Tour outtakes
    1. Eat my ass and balls
    2. Lick my ass and balls
    3. Suck on my ass and balls
  • Black Clouds and Silver Drumming outtakes
    1. Eat my ass and balls

Duran Duran[edit | edit source]

  • Girls On Film - Link
    1. Girls on film
  • Hungry Like The Wolf - Link
    1. Hungry like the wolf

The Eagles[edit | edit source]

  • Hotel California - Link
    1. Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place!

Electric Light Orchestra[edit | edit source]

  • Four Little Diamonds - Link
    1. Four little diamonds

Electric Six[edit | edit source]

  • Vibrator - Link
    1. Vibrator (x2)
    2. Artificial stimulator
  • Gay Bar (Hi Res) - Link
    1. I wanna take you to a gay bar
    2. Gay bar

Elton John[edit | edit source]

  • Crocodile Rock - Link
    1. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EMF[edit | edit source]

  • Unbelievable - Link
    1. Unbelievable!

The Exploited[edit | edit source]

  • I Hate You (Live) - Link
    1. Fuckin' faggot
    2. I hate fucking you

The Fixx[edit | edit source]

  • One Thing Leads To Another - Link
    1. Deception with tact
    2. Which irritates
    3. Just what are you trying to say?
    4. Why don't they do what they say?
    5. One (thing) leads to another.
    6. The long face that you see comes from
    7. Its easy to believe somebody's been lying to me!
    8. Is like a bone in the throat

Foo Fighters[edit | edit source]

  • Dave Grohl Kicks Fan Out - Link
    1. Hey, motherfuckers
    2. You don't fuckin' fight at my show you asshole
    3. Get the fuck outta my show right now (x2)
    4. Get the fuck out
    5. Get the fuck outta here

Foreigner[edit | edit source]

  • Urgent -Link
    1. It's urgent!

Frank Zappa[edit | edit source]

  • Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Link
    1. Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeee?
    2. The toilet seat
    3. Cock
    4. Gono(co-co-)coccus (sometimes used as "cock")
  • Sy Borg - Link
    1. You're plooking too hard
    2. Plooking too hard on meeeee!
    3. Marital aides
    4. Plook
  • Stick It Out - Link
    1. Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
    2. Stick out your hot curly weenie
    3. Weenie
  • Dancin' Fool - Link
    1. Wait a minute
  • Crew Slut - Link
    1. Waiting for you
  • The Central Scrutinizer - Link
    1. All the laws that haven't been passed yet
  • Dong Work for Yuda - Link
    1. The iron sausage

The Fratellis[edit | edit source]

  • Chelsea Dagger - Link
    1. Stealing everything she got
    2. The hell of it
    3. Sucking

Gary Numan[edit | edit source]

Gene Simmons[edit | edit source]

  • Asshole - Link
    1. Asshoooole! (x2)
    2. An asshole

Genesis[edit | edit source]

  • Invisible Touch - Link
    1. Invisible Touch

Grand Funk Railroad[edit | edit source]

  • Some Kind Of Wonderful - Link
    1. Some Kind Of Wonderful
  • We're an American Band - Link
    1. And proceeded to

Green Day[edit | edit source]

  • Longview - Link
    1. Masturbation

Guns N' Roses[edit | edit source]

  • Welcome To The Jungle
    1. YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE!!!

Hall And Oates[edit | edit source]

  • Out Of Touch - Link
    1. You're out of touch!
  • Kiss on my List - Link
    1. I can’t resist
    2. For the best things in life

Honest John and the Factory Dealers[edit | edit source]

  • Time Cube
    1. Banishment to a barren planet
    2. Ignorance of the Time Cube is a curse upon humanity

Jefferson Airplane[edit | edit source]

  • Find Somebody To Love - Link
    1. When the truth is found to be lies
    2. Don't you want somebody to (love)?

Jimi Hendrix[edit | edit source]

  • Purple Haze - Link
    1. The end of time

Jimmy Eat World[edit | edit source]

  • The Middle - Link
    1. Everything will be just fine.

John Mellencamp[edit | edit source]

  • Crumbling Down - Link
    1. Walls

Journey[edit | edit source]

  • Don't Stop Believing - Link
    1. Don't stop believing!

Judas Priest[edit | edit source]

  • Blood Stained
  • Blood-stained

Kid Rock[edit | edit source]

  • Bawitdaba - Link
    1. Cell block six

Kix[edit | edit source]

  • Girl Money - Link
    1. Baltimore

The Killers[edit | edit source]

  • When You Were Young - Link
    1. Jesus

KMFDM[edit | edit source]

  • Anarchy - Link
    1. Fuck me like a whore

Korn[edit | edit source]

  • All in the Family - Link
    1. Pimp
    2. Motherfucker
    3. Kill
    4. Im'a kill
    5. You little faggot hoe
    6. Shit
    7. Whack
    8. Suck my dick kid
    9. Fag
    10. You're just a fag and on a lower level
    11. What the fuck you sayin'
    12. You're a pimp whatever, limp dick
    13. Eat that shit everyday
    14. You'd better watch your fucking mouth
    15. I'm gonna fuck you up, twice!
    16. Fuck me up
    17. I'll jack off in your eye
    18. Getting buttfucked
    19. Can your horse do a fucking wheelie? (or just "wheelie" as "willy")
    20. You love it down soft and far!
    21. I LOVE YOU!
    22. I WANT YOU!
    23. AND I'LL EAT YOU
    24. AND I'LL SUCK YOU
    25. AND I'LL FUCK YOU
    26. AND I'LL BUTTFUCK YOU
  • K@#0%! - Link
    1. Titty sucking bitch
    2. My dick
    3. Ass licking
    4. Piss sucking cunt
    5. Kentucky fried
    6. Saggy tits swinging from your fat crusty armpits
    7. Big-ass
    8. Hairy pussy lips
    9. Pecker
    10. Queef
    11. Oh shit
    12. Fuck bitch
    13. Damn fucking diarrhea slut
    14. FUCK YOU (x2)
  • Children of the KoRn - Link
    1. Insanity
    2. Pussy
    3. Fuckin'
    4. Children are born
    5. Fucking bitches major
    6. Fuck the law
    7. With my dick in my hand
    8. Cumming
    9. Weed
    10. Smoke
    11. Kinky sex
    12. Fuck authority
    13. Hit you ass in the head with a 40
    14. Porn and twisted-ass ways
    15. Why don't you
    16. Life is a bitch
    17. Goddamn
    18. BITCH!
  • Y'all Want a Single - Link
    1. Fuck that
    2. Fuck that shit
  • Justin - Link
    1. Fuck All That Bullshit
  • A.D.I.D.A.S. - Link
    1. Sex
    2. Fuckin
  • Right Now - Link
    1. SHUT UP! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!

Led Zeppelin[edit | edit source]

  • Stairway to Heaven' - Link
    1. Lady

Limp Bizkit[edit | edit source]

  • Break Stuff - Link
    1. Bullshit
    2. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
    3. Bloodstain
    4. I think you'd better quit, talking that shit!

Linkin Park[edit | edit source]

  • Crawling - Link
    1. CRAWLING!

Lionize[edit | edit source]

  • Replaced by Machines
    1. (We've) all been replaced by (insert)

Living Color[edit | edit source]

  • Cult Of Personality - Link
    1. Joseph Stalin

Lynyrd Skynyrd[edit | edit source]

  • Free Bird - Link
    1. Lord knows
    2. Lord help me

Machine Head[edit | edit source]

  • Beautiful Mourning - Link
    1. FUCK YOU ALL!

Meat Loaf[edit | edit source]

  • Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Link
    1. Shove it up your ass

The Meatmen/Tesco Vee[edit | edit source]

  • Tooling For Anus (Demo) - Link
    1. I hate Detroit! It's the worst scum, shit, fucking shithole in the United States!
  • Meatmen Stomp (Demo) - Link
    1. Alright, you cunts.
  • I've Got A Problem (Demo) - Link
    1. You fucked up!
    2. You better believe it, assholes!
  • Orgy of One (Demo) - Link
    1. This is about people who say they don't beat off when they really do.
    2. [A long speech about masturbation]
    3. Blow 'em off, and jack off
  • One Down, Three To Go (Demo) - Link
    1. About some legendary fuckwads, The Beatles
  • Meatmen Stomp (1981 Version) - Link
    1. I heard you guys have been buttfucked by your dad since you were nine years old!
    2. [Fart sound]
  • The Rap - Link
    1. One rimjob two years ago and he thinks we're lovers.
    2. Here, suck!
  • Becoming a Man - Link
    1. You will have a nightly emission where semen comes from the penis.
    2. I wanna fuck my daddy!
    3. It's perfectly natural. So if Mommy tries to make you feel like a naughty boy, just tell her... Freud was wrong! (x7)
  • Dumping Ground - Link
    1. Like a fucking meat sack, say you wanna suck me, say you wanna fuck me, I don't wanna touch you!
  • Mr. Tapeworm (Live) - Link
    1. [Stage banter about the sound tapeworms make when evacuating the anus]
  • Orgy of One (Live)
    1. We take our bloated leather bags out and beat them mercilessly til they relinquish some of that lovely coconut oil.
    2. Remember, if you still have girl problems, don't forget the answer's at the end of your arm.

Metallica[edit | edit source]

  • Fade to Black - Link
    1. I have lost the will to live

M.O.D.[edit | edit source]

  • AIDS - Link
    1. Penis up your ass

Monster Magnet[edit | edit source]

  • See You in Hell
    1. See you in hell

Motley Crue[edit | edit source]

  • Kickstart My Heart - Link
    1. I'd say we've kicked some ass!

Mudvayne[edit | edit source]

  • Happy? - Link
    1. Are you fucking happy?

Nickelback[edit | edit source]

  • Rockstar - Link
    1. Playboy Bunny
    2. Drug (x2)
    3. Drug dealer
    4. My ass
  • This Afternoon - Link
    1. Hittin' from the bong
    2. Kiss my ass

Nine Inch Nails[edit | edit source]

  • Closer - Link
    1. Let me violate you
    2. Let me penetrate you
    3. I wanna feel you from the inside
    4. I wanna fuck you like an animal
    5. Help me

Nirvana[edit | edit source]

  • Heart-Shaped Box - Link
    1. Cancer
  • All Apologies - Link
    1. What else should I say? Everyone is gay.
  • Lithium - Link
    1. I'm so horny
    2. Yeah (x8)
    3. I killed you
    4. I'm a turd (live version only)
    5. I'm so retarded (live version only)
  • Rape Me - Link
    1. Rape me
    2. Rape me again
    3. Rape me my friend
    4. Rape me (x8) [ending of song]
  • Smells Like Teen Spirit - Link
    1. Stupid
  • Scentless Appearance -Link
    1. Electrolytes smells like semen
  • Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam - Link
    1. Jesus
  • In Bloom - Link
    1. A whore
  • Milk It - Link
    1. My shit (x2)
  • Paper Cuts - Link
    1. Cock
    2. Masturbate
  • Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip - Link
    1. Had sex
    2. Fuck man (whispered)
  • Moist Vagina - Link
    1. Moist vagina
    2. (her) Anus
    3. Anilingus
    4. Marijuana

NOFX[edit | edit source]

  • My Vagina - Link
    1. My vagina
    2. Lesbian
  • Dont Call Me White - Link
    1. White

No Remorse[edit | edit source]

  1. Adolf Hitler - Link
    1. Adolf Hitler

The Offspring[edit | edit source]

  • The Kids Aren't Alright - Link
    1. What the hell is going on!?
    2. Suicide
  • Why Don't You Get a Job? - Link
    1. Bitch
    2. Dick
  • The Worst Hangover Ever - Link
    1. Kicked my ass
  • Bad Habit - Link
    1. God Damn Motherfucker
  • Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Link
    1. Give it to me baby
    2. Pretty Fly for a White Guy
  • Americana - Link
    1. Well, fuck you!

The Outfield[edit | edit source]

  • Your Love - Link
    1. On a vacation far away

Osker[edit | edit source]

  • Ballad of a Traitor
    1. Piece of shit

Papa Roach[edit | edit source]

  • Last Resort - Link
    1. Don't give a fuck

Pat Monahan[edit | edit source]

  • Her Eyes - Link
    1. Porn

Pearl Jam[edit | edit source]

  • 1998 Quarter Rant - Link
    1. Fuck it! I'm outta here!
    2. You have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta'em!
    3. (cheering)

A Perfect Circle[edit | edit source]

  • The Doomed
    1. Whores
    2. Good luck, you're on your own
    3. Fuck

Periphery[edit | edit source]

  • Motormouth - Link
    1. SHUT UUUUUP!
    2. EAT SHIT!
  • Prayer Position
    1. (scream)
    2. Bleahh!
    3. Oh God, I'm...
  • Alpha
    1. Blind
  • The Way the News Goes
    1. Wake up
  • Reptile
    1. That gaping (brain) asunder
  • The Price is Wrong
    1. Fuck

Phil Collins[edit | edit source]

  • I don't care anymore - Link
    1. Anymore
  • In The Air Tonight - Link
    1. In the air

Pink Floyd[edit | edit source]

  • Another Brick In The Wall - Link
    1. We don't need no education!
    2. We don't need no thought control!

Poison[edit | edit source]

  • Nothing but a good time - Link
    1. Don't need nothing but a good time!

Poison Idea[edit | edit source]

  • I Got A Right (Iggy Pop cover) - Link
    1. Straight edge asshole

The Pretenders[edit | edit source]

  • Back On The Chain Gang - Link
    1. I found a picture of you.
  • Middle Of The Road - Link
    1. So come on baby!

Puscifer[edit | edit source]

  • Cuntry Boner - Link
    1. Fucked
    2. Boner
    3. My boner
    4. My boner won't go down
    5. Johnny Cash
    6. Willie Nelson
    7. (Fucked) Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy!
    8. Elvis Presley's little girl!
    9. Elvis Presley
    10. Dolly Parton
    11. Kenny Rogers

Queen[edit | edit source]

  • Bohemian Rhapsody - Link
    1. I don't want to die!
  • Flick of the Wrist - Link
    1. Prostitute
    2. Flick
  • We Will Rock You - Link
    1. WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
  • The Prophet's Song
    1. The warning

Rage Against the Machine[edit | edit source]

  • Killing in the Name - Link
    1. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
    2. Motherfucker!

The Ramones[edit | edit source]

  • Blitzkrieg Bop - Link
    1. Blitzkreig

Rancid[edit | edit source]

  • David Courtney - Link
    1. Motherfuckers

REM[edit | edit source]

  • The One I Love - Link
    1. This one goes out to

Rev Theory[edit | edit source]

  1. Hell Yeah - Link
    1. Hell
    2. Hell Yeah

Rick Springfield[edit | edit source]

  • Don't Talk To Strangers - Link
    1. And still in school
    2. Don't talk to (strangers)
    3. How's life in the big city?
    4. I hear the competition is tough.
  • Jessie's Girl - Link
    1. Where can I find a woman like that?

Roach[edit | edit source]

  • I Gotta Take A Shit - Link
    1. Take a shit

Rod Stewart[edit | edit source]

  • Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Link
    1. Now, Hold on a minute!

Sammy Hagar[edit | edit source]

  • I Can't Drive 55 - Link
    1. I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint

Semisonic[edit | edit source]

  • Closing Time - Link
    1. Closing time
    2. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!

Sepultura[edit | edit source]

  • Refuse/Resist - Link
    1. What is this shit?

Sex Pistols[edit | edit source]

  • Anarchy In The UK - Link
    1. Anarchist

Sick Animation[edit | edit source]

  • Suck My Dick With a Condom On - Link
    1. Suck my dick with a condom on bitch
    2. You can suck my dick

Skid Row[edit | edit source]

  • Get the Fuck Out (Live at Wembely Stadium 1991) -Link
    1. Who the fuck is this
    2. Get the fuck out

Skybombers[edit | edit source]

  • It Goes Off - Link
    1. God damn
    2. Little mama

Slash[edit | edit source]

  • We're all Gonna Die (feat. Iggy Pop) - Link
    1. OH Shit!
    2. Pee on the ground
    3. Tits
    4. We're all gonna die!!

Smash Mouth[edit | edit source]

  • All Star - Link
    1. Some
  • Walking On The Sun - Link
    1. So don't delay! Act now! Supplies are running out!

Steel Panther[edit | edit source]

  • Asian Hooker - Link
    1. On my dick
    2. Asian hooker
    3. Hot little motherfucker
    4. You're a dirty little cocksucker
    5. Broke out with gonorrhea
  • Death to All but Metal
    1. Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
    2. Kill Madonna too, and then fuck 'er in the butt
    3. Death
    4. Dick
    5. 50 Cent's a fag
    6. Fuck
    7. Kill those fuckin' fuckheads
    8. Gay
    9. They can suck my ass
    10. Death to Papa Roach
    11. Shootin' hot sperm on each other's CHEST!
  • Gloryhole - Link
    1. Cock and balls
    2. Lady-man hermaphrodite
    3. Who's sucking my dick today
    4. Gloryhole
    5. I'm gonna blow my load at the gloryhole
    6. Who's sucking my cock tonight
  • Gangbang at the Old Folk's Home - Link
    1. Gangbang
    2. Gay (from "Bengay")
    3. Started gummin' my dick
    4. I got a rimjob
    5. Senile sex slaves
    6. Started licking my ass
    7. I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming too fast
    8. Had my fist in a butthole
    9. I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphomes
  • I Want Your Tits
    1. I'm fucking horny, baby
  • Party All Day
  • Fuck yeah, dude
  • Seventeen Girls in a Row
    1. Seventeen girls in a row (x2)
  • She's On the Rag
    1. When it looks like a murder scene all over his dick
    2. Every day of the month her vagina bleeds
    3. Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face, blood on my dick, all over the place
    4. Now there's blood on the walls, blood on the lamps, blood on the roadies, blood on the amps
  • It Won't Suck Itself
    1. It won't suck itself
    2. Holy shit, it's getting worse!

Soundgarden[edit | edit source]

  • Black Hole Sun Link
    1. Won't you come? (Only the "come" part is used)

Sum 41[edit | edit source]

  • Fat Lip
    1. And I don't give a shit about nothing
    2. An abortion
  • Motivation - Link
    1. I don't give a shit
  • Crazy Amanda Bunkface - Link
    1. I don't wanna hear you bitch no more
  • A.N.I.C
    1. Fucking shit
    2. You're an asshole
  • Confusion and Frustration in Modern Times - Link
    1. What the hell

System Of A Down[edit | edit source]

  • Violent Pornography - Link
    1. Fucks
    2. Pornography
    3. Sodomy
  • Vicinity of Obscenity - Link
    1. Whores
    2. Beat the meat
  • Kill Rock n' Roll - Link
    1. Asshole
  • Sugar - Link
    1. Fuck you!

Sylencer[edit | edit source]

  • Get it up
    1. Penis

They Might Be Giants[edit | edit source]

  • Bastard Wants to Hit Me - Link
    1. Some crazy bastard

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers[edit | edit source]

  • Mary Jane's Last Dance - Link
    1. Mary Jane
  • The Waiting - Link
    1. The waiting is the hardest part
    2. One more
  • Won't Back Down - Link
    1. Gates Of Hell

Tool[edit | edit source]

  • Hooker With a Penis - Link
    1. Dipshit
    2. Coke
    3. I got some advice for you little buddy
    4. Fuckin'
    5. Fuuuck you, buddy!
    6. Nipple
  • Ænima - Link
    1. Dumbfounded dipshits
  • Stinkfist - Link
    1. Stimulation

Toto[edit | edit source]

  • Africa - Link
    1. Africa

Train[edit | edit source]

  • Drive By - Link
    1. Downward spiral

Turbonegro[edit | edit source]

  • I Got Erection - Link
    1. Erection

Uriah Heep[edit | edit source]

  • Easy Living - Link
    1. Easy Living

Vile[edit | edit source]

  • Hypocrisy - Link
    1. What the fuck is wrong with you?
  • 5 to 10 - Link
    1. Rape little girls? Not me! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
  • Homophobe - Link
    1. I hate faggots!

Wall of Voodoo[edit | edit source]

  • Mexican Radio - Link
    1. Mexican

Ween[edit | edit source]

  • The H.I.V. Song
    1. H.I.V.
  • You Fucked Up
    1. You fucked up! You bitch!

Wesley Willis[edit | edit source]

  • My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks - Link
    1. Crack rocks
    2. 11:00 pm
    3. Crack pipe
    4. She does it by threatening him with a Smith and Wesson
  • Fuck You - Link
    1. Fuck you (x15)
    2. Take your bullshit somewhere else
    3. Suck my damn dick, asshole!
    4. Get the fuck away from me
    5. Get your paws off me
    6. I'm not working for you anymore!
    7. Stick it up your ass
    8. Jump into your hot rod and hit the road, asshole!
    9. Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Diet Pepsi: "Uh-huh!"
  • Rock & Roll McDonalds - Link
    1. McDonalds (x2)
    2. McDonalds will make you fat
    3. Restaurant where they buy food to eat
  • Suck a Cheetah's Dick - Link
    1. Motherfucker
    2. Suck a European bison’s smelly ass
    3. Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup
    4. Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack
    5. Suck a male camel's dick with hoisin sauce
    6. Suck a polar bear's funky ass
    7. Suck a wooly mammoth’s dick with Miracle Whip
    8. Bootyhole
    9. Shitty asshole
  • Suck My Dog's Dick - Link
    1. Suck my dog's dick
    2. Lick a moose's dick
    3. Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk
    4. Suck a llama's balls
    5. Bootyhole
    6. Suck a klipspringer’s Duck
    7. Suck my Doberman Pinscher’s cock
  • The Chicken Cow - Link
    1. Stab ya in the ass
    2. In the ass
    3. Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Blockbuster Video: "Wow, What a Difference!"
  • They Threw Him In Jail
    1. In jail
  • My Daddy Smokes Cocaine
    1. He forces my brother to buy cocaine from a dope man
    2. No good son of a bitch
  • I’m Killing You
    1. I’m going to blow your brains out
    2. I'm going to murder you
  • Drink That Whiskey - Link
    1. Drink a bottle of Cutty Sark
    2. Get drunk and fuck with somebody
  • Stay Out of the Ghetto - Link
    1. Stay out of the ghetto (numerous instances, so far two have been used)
  • Suck a Caribou's Ass
    1. Suck a Caribou's Ass
  • Shit and Fuck
    1. Fuck
  • Shoot Me With a Gun
    1. Shoot me with a gun
    2. Pull out a .38 caliber revolver
  • Shoot Me in the Ass
    1. Shoot me in the ass
  • You're Going in the Graveyard
    1. Look out, buddy boy!
    2. I'm going to destroy ya, mothafucker!

The Who[edit | edit source]

  • Who Are You? - Link
    1. Who the fuck are you?
  • Won't Get Fooled Again
    1. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Yes[edit | edit source]

  • Owner of a Lonely Heart - Link
    1. Owner of a Lonely (Heart, *usually replaced with penis, or bedroom, to imply that this person hasn't had any action in a while*)
    2. Much better than a
    3. You've got to want to succeed!
    4. Don't you hesitate at all!
  • Roundabout - Link
    1. ("To be continued" theme)

Zebrahead[edit | edit source]

  • Lobotomy for Dummies - Link
    1. Hell needed company
    2. I wish you were dead
    3. Payback's a whore

Zimmer's Hole[edit | edit source]

  • Two-Headed Anal Baby
    1. Baby

ZZ Top[edit | edit source]

  • Sharp Dressed Man - Link
    1. Sharp dressed man

Parody/Comedy[edit | edit source]

Amateur Transplants[edit | edit source]

  • London Underground - Link
    1. Fucking useless cunts
    2. I want my fucking money back!
    3. Wankers (x2)
    4. Shove it up your arsehole
    5. Shut the fuck up!

Andy Rehfelt[edit | edit source]

  • Grotesque Impalement (Radio Disney version)
    1. Choke on my shit

Bart Baker[edit | edit source]

  • Look Into My Eyes (While I Masturbate)
    1. Look into my eyes while I masturbate

Brentalfloss[edit | edit source]

  • Super Mario Land with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer)
    1. Bullshit
    2. (Super)balls
    3. Magic mushroom
    4. Buddy, what are you smoking?
    5. Son of a... taint?

Zelda: Ocarina of Time with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer)

    1. Maybe, don't be a prick!
    2. Douchebag
    3. I don't know why it gives you such a boner
    4. You limey fuck
    5. Shut uuuuuuuup!
    6. Asshole!

DK Rap 2018: Where Are They Now?

    1. Bitter old bastard
    2. Sex ed clown
    3. Penis
    4. Vulva
    5. You'll probably die
    6. Horny
    7. He's dead

Super Mario Sunshine with Lyrics

    1. Drunk brother
    2. GAAAH, [bleep]!

Kirby with Lyrics

    1. Say your prayers!

Julio Black[edit | edit source]

  • Your Mother's Vagina - Link
    1. Your mother's vagina

Kevin Bloody Wilson[edit | edit source]

  • Ho Ho Fucking Ho - Link
    1. Fucking ho
    2. Pedophile

Matt Rogers' Rated X-Mas[edit | edit source]

  • Suck on My Cock (Jingle Bell Rock parody) - Link
    1. Suck on my cock (x2)
    2. Soon you'll be tasting sperm!
    3. Beat my meat
    4. Give me head
    5. Shoot my cream
    6. Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair
    7. My shaft
    8. A blowjob can't be beat
    9. Thanks for sucking my cock!
    10. Stuff the whole thing in your face
    11. That’s how you suck on my COOOOOOOCK!
  • I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand (Winter Wonderland parody) - Link
    1. My dick is hard
    2. I love to choke my chicken with my hand
    3. Masturbate
    4. Balls (x2)
    5. Blue (x2)
    6. Cumming
    7. Dick
    8. Grab my rod
  • Have Yourself a 1-900 Christmas (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas parody)
    1. 1-900
    2. Shoot your load
    3. Find a good position
    4. Sliding up and down your bone
    5. You don't have my tits to squeeze, or my juicy snatch to fill
    6. Baby, I'll screw you good
    7. With his dick
  • Have a Pornographic Christmas (Holly Jolly Christmas parody)
    1. Cumshot
    2. Pornographic
    3. Porno shops
    4. Watch him hump a smooth round rump, while you play with your dick
    5. The porno star
    6. Lots of meat
    7. He sticks his dick into some chick
    8. Dildos
    9. Stuff them up their ass

NonJuan[edit | edit source]

  • Erectile Dysfunction (Sexual Eruption parody)
    1. Erectile dysfunction

Peen[edit | edit source]

  • Lotion Man
    1. All over this picture of a ho

Richard Cheese[edit | edit source]

  • Rape Me - (Nirvana Cover) - Link
    1. Everybody... Rape me! Put your hands together
    2. R
    3. A
    4. P
    5. E
    6. Rape me
    7. Rape me again
    8. Rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape me!
  • My Neck, My Back (Khia Cover) - Link
    1. Pussy (x3)
    2. All over your face
    3. Nigga
    4. Shit on me
    5. Bitches
    6. My crack
    7. Crack
    8. Cum
    9. My pussy
  • Welcome to the Jungle (Guns N' Roses Cover) - Link
    1. You're gonna die!
  • Do Me (Bell Biv DeVoe Cover) - Link
    1. Well FUCK you!

Rucka Rucka Ali[edit | edit source]

  • Go Cops - Link
    1. NIGGA, WE BE GETTING HIGH!
  • Obama Been Watching - Link
    1. Titty-pictures
    2. Postin' them videos for some old man to jerk it
    3. Fuck me
    4. In my face
    5. You little faggot!
    6. High-speed connection

Saint Smythe[edit | edit source]

  • Omega Kowai Cuthwald Song by NSFWToons
    1. I'm fucked-up
    2. I jerked off to... 2 Girls 1 Cup
    3. I watch a whole... fuckload of porn
    4. I masturbate (...to unicorns)
    5. Watch my roommate give someone head
    6. Fap
    7. My penis is so tiny
    8. Up my hiney
  • The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality - Link
    1. Fucking around
    2. A nine-inch vibrator
    3. (This is the Ultimate) Orgy
    4. Homosexuality (x2)
    5. Dildos
    6. Fellatio
    7. Sodomy
    8. Took a shit (on)
    9. Jacked off
    10. Thirteen-inch dick (or just "thir" as "their"/they're)
    11. Penetrated
    12. Sixty-nine
    13. Gayer than Brokeback Mountain
    14. Bukkake (Boo-kah-keh)
    15. Strap-ons
    16. Vaginas
    17. Care Bear cum
    18. Cumming
    19. Lesbian
    20. Jerk off
    21. Cum spray
    22. Benito Mussolini
    23. Tits and vaginas
    24. Armadillo

Scott Brown & Anthony King[edit | edit source]

  • To the Guy I Caught Masturbating - Link
    1. Masturbating

Shel Silverstein[edit | edit source]

  • Fuck 'Em
    1. Fuuuuuuuck them!
    2. Piss in your lap
  • Quaaludes Again
    1. Quaaludes

Stephen Lynch[edit | edit source]

  • Hermaphrodite
    1. Hermaphrodite
  • If I Were Gay - [5]
    1. Get your hand out of my pants

Tom Lehrer[edit | edit source]

  • Lobachevsky
    1. Analytic and algebraic topology of local Euclidian metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold

"Weird Al" Yankovic[edit | edit source]

  • Achy Breaky Song - Link
    1. Don't play that song, that achy breaky song, the most annoying song I know!
  • Albequerque
    1. It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.
    2. He gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it!
    3. DAAUGH! GET ‘EM OFF ME! GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH, GET ‘EM OFF, GET ‘EM OFF! OH! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH! OH GOD!
  • A Complicated Song - Link
    1. Constipated
  • Couch Potato
    1. The Playboy Channel
  • TMZ - Link
    1. Some transvestite
  • Trapped in the Drive-Thru
    1. Driveway
    2. Prematurely bald
  • Another One Rides the Bus
    1. The perverts in the back
  • I'll Sue Ya
    1. Taco Bell
    2. (laughing)
  • Dare to be Stupid
    1. Yes!
  • The White Stuff
    1. The white stuff
    2. Filling
  • Talk Soup
    1. I have no genitalia!
  • Virus Alert
    1. Your attention, if you please
  • Confessions Pt. III
    1. Anymore
    2. FYI, it was not a cold sore
  • Don't Download This Song
    1. Lars Ulrich
  • Jerry Springer - Link
    1. The hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
    2. She-male
    3. The stripper with the implants
    4. The KKK and the gay Jewish black dude
  • Sports Song - Link
    1. You suck! (x4)
  • Ringtone - Link
    1. Ringtone, ringtone, ringtone
    2. Everybody
  • My Own Eyes
    1. My own eyes!
  • The Alternative Polka - Link
    1. Why don't you kill me?
  • It's All About the Pentiums
    1. Bedsheets
  • Your Horoscope For Today
    1. Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine

Your Favorite Martian[edit | edit source]

  • Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) - Link
    1. Penis

Experimental[edit | edit source]

Passenger of Shit[edit | edit source]

  • Staple Tapeworms on My Penis - Link
    1. (scream)
    2. On my penis
    3. My! Fucking! PENISSSS!
    4. (weird upbeat music)

Cartoon Shows[edit | edit source]

12 Oz. Mouse[edit | edit source]

  • Prolegomenon
    1. (pinball machine noises)

Adventure Time[edit | edit source]

  • Five More Short Graybles
    1. (scream)
  • Hot Diggity Doom
    1. Sayonara, suckers!
  • Wake Up
    1. Wake up

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog[edit | edit source]

Boogey-Mania - Link

  1. Penis (Pingas, from Snooping as usual)

Lovesick Sonic - Link 1 Link 2

  1. NO!
  2. By

Sonic Christmas Blast

  1. Penis (from happiness ) - Link

American Dad[edit | edit source]

100 A.D. - Link

  1. Bitch, what are you crying about?
  2. FUCK. Y'ALL.

Daddy Queerest

  1. Big naked man

Great Space Roaster

  1. Strap-on

Moon Over Isla Island

  1. My mother

Old Stan in the Mountain - Link

  1. You stupid BIIIIIIIIIIII-(gradually fading away)

Pilot

  1. Avril Lavigne

Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold - Link

  1. My bitch is horny

Stan's Food Resturant

  1. Condom (x2)

Tearjerker - Link

  1. Mentally retarded (x2)
  2. Not be retarded
  3. An alcoholic
  4. Cancer

Aqua Teen Hunger Force[edit | edit source]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

  1. Up your butt

Bart Oates

  1. Awesome!

Boston

  1. I'm gonna saw my own head off
  2. Shit
  3. This sucks I'm not doing this

Broodwich

  1. 666
  2. HOLY CRAP IN A PITA!

Carl

  1. "Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit you up the middle!"

Carl Wash

  1. You a dumbass
  2. Gonna get your ass whooped

The Cloning

  1. Oh God

Couples Skate

  1. Pissed off

The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

  1. RUUUN, FAT BOY, RUUUN!

Dickesode - Link

  1. Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
  2. ...that doesn't sound right does it?
  3. Oh, do go on. Please.
  4. HUMP YOURSELF
  5. Someone's dick is coming with me tonight!
  6. Who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?

Dumber Days

  1. Yo. Tizzame pass by just like Donovan McNizzab. Shiieeet.

Ezekiel

  1. Jackass

Interfection

  1. Justin Timberlake

Kidney Car

  1. Opne up, or I'm opening it for ya!

MC Pee Pants

  1. ......WHAT?

Multiple Meats - Link

  1. Asshole!

Rabbot'

  1. What is that?

Revenge of the Mooninites - Link

  1. Sodomize

Revenge of the Trees

  1. Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!
  2. Hope your house burns down

Robots Are Everywhere

  1. It smelled like hot garbage pizza

Super Bowl

  1. Shut up. Damn.

Super Hero

  1. Wow, you know, that's really amazingly lame.

Super Model

  1. Behold!

Super Squatter

  1. Oh God

Super Trivia

  1. WHERE ARE YOU?
  2. Success!

This is Your Left - Link

  1. You're gonna die!

Total Re-Carl- Link

  1. Dammit
  2. Go away. GO. AWAY.
  3. I'm so tired of this
  4. Freaking go away, you freak
  5. A crapper

Terrorphone (DVD bonus skit)

  1. Nothing a good butthole massage won't fix
  2. Ooh it's late, I gotta massage my butthole
  3. Fanny port

Terrorphone 2: Rakenstein (DVD bonus skit)

  1. Oh no, that rake is after my balls
  2. Uh oh, it's coming for my balls

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1[edit | edit source]

Allen Part 2- Link

  1. You suckin' fuck suck gayass motherfucker
  2. You son of a bitch
  3. Pooty-butt doody!

Archer[edit | edit source]

Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe

  1. Chinese sex slave(s)

El Secuestro

  1. GODDAMNIT!

Heart of Archness: Part III

  1. Eat a bag of dicks!

The Man from Jupiter

  1. I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection
  2. Holy shit!

Viscous Coupling - Link

  1. My penis can only get so ERECT.

Arthur[edit | edit source]

'Believe in Yourself (theme) - Link

  1. Open up your eyes

Atama Yama[edit | edit source]

  1. Mmmm?

Avatar: the Last Airbender[edit | edit source]

(unknown)

  1. Cum

Beavis and Butt-head[edit | edit source]

Cyberbutt - Link

  1. Porn
  2. Porno

Held Back

  1. I tried that once

Manners Suck

  1. Please come out of my butt
  2. Wipe my butt
  3. He tried to touch my weiner

No Laughing, Part II (Sex Ed) - Link

  1. Sex
  2. Penis!
  3. Vagina!
  4. Testicles!
  5. Venereal disease!
  6. Sexual intercourse!
  7. Scrotom!
  8. Clitoris!
  9. Masturbation!

Speech Therapy

  1. Damn son of a bitch

Sperm Bank

  1. I need your sperm

Tech Support

  1. Butt plug his computer

Top O the Mountain

  1. Top Of The Mountain

Trouble Urinating - Link

  1. Take out your penises!

Vaya Con Cornholio

  1. I'm horny! (bunghole)

Bob's Burgers[edit | edit source]

Bob Day Afternoon -Link

  1. It looks like a huge misshapen penis

Bojack Horseman[edit | edit source]

'The Bojack Horseman Story, Chapter 1

    1. Urethra

Prickly Muffin - Link

    1. Suck a DICK, dumb shits!

Zoes and Zeldas - Link

  1. Worse than a hundred September 11th

The Boondocks[edit | edit source]

A Date With the Booty Warrior - Link

  1. I came looking for booty
  2. I came looking for man's butt
  3. You came looking for sex with an underage boy?
  4. I ain't got no milk, no cookies
  5. Hey, nigga. You got a nice little ass, nigga. (Eh, eh, eh, nigga, you got a nice little ass, nigga)
  6. Mmhmm, take your time
  7. Give me your ass, nigga
  8. No!
  9. Chris Hansen
  10. I like you, and I want you.
  11. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
  12. The choice is yours
  13. Okay. I-I see you choosing the hard way
  14. Nigga, did you just say what I was trying to say, but smarter?
  15. Little boys
  16. Butt-ass naked
  17. Now, I like to put the jelly inside my ass, then put some of this peanut butter on top of it! I call it a peanut butter, jelly, and asshole sandwich - but Tom here will be calling it lunch!

Garden Party

  1. The fuck y'all lookin' at?

Granddad's Fight - Link 1 Link 2

  1. Watch where you're walking, nigga.
  2. Hey, what you say, nigga?
  3. What did you say, bitch nigga?
  4. Hey, squeeze it, nigga!
  5. Watch where you're walking, bitch.
  6. Mehhh...that's some ol' bullshit
  7. Ass-whupping
  8. [Riley] Oh, hell no!
  9. Bitch ass nigger!
  10. Bitch ass nigger?

Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner - Link

  1. Hoe

Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - Link

  1. Nigga
  2. You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, nigga!
  3. Whadidyoo say, NIGGA?!
  4. Fuck you, punk-ass pussy-ass bitch-ass nigga! I'll beat your motherfuckin' sediddy ass, nigga! Don't ever in your life ever try to holla at me, nigga!
  5. Aw yeah!
  6. What's good, nyuggah?!

The S-Word - Link

  1. Porch Monkey
  2. Spearchucker
  3. Jigaboo
  4. Jungle bunny

The Color Ruckus

  1. That was some bullshit

The Story of Thugnificent

  1. Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfucker!
  2. Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-buttcheeks!

Brickleberry[edit | edit source]

  • Saved by the balls
    1. Now stick your finger in my butt so I can finish!

Carl's Stone Cold Luck of the Century of the Week[edit | edit source]

  • Boston Freakin' Won
    1. Grabass

CatDog[edit | edit source]

Safety Dog

  1. Owie!

Clerks: The Animated Series[edit | edit source]

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives

  1. Y'know, I lost my virginity to her.
  2. Jerry Seinfeld
  3. I'm not your mate, fag!
  4. Up yours
  5. Cigarette
  6. Three-way

Codename: Kids Next Door[edit | edit source]

Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E

  1. Dos anyone know where a guy can get some chips and salsa in this dump?

Cyanide and Happiness[edit | edit source]

  • Le Telepathe - Link
    1. Dicks (x2)
    2. Big pile of dicks
  • The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere - Link
    1. My ass
    2. I have the most comfortable ass in the world!
  • Ow, My Dick - Link
    1. Ow, My Dick!

Danny Phantom[edit | edit source]

Bitter Reunions

  1. No. No you don't

Darkwing Duck[edit | edit source]

A Star is Scorned

  1. The slug that slimes your begonias

Dexter's Laboratory[edit | edit source]

  • Dexter and Computress Get Mandark - Link
  1. And don't forget....

Dexter Dodgeball

  1. What's this crap?

Dick Figures[edit | edit source]

  • Role Playas - Link
  1. Fuck!
  2. Cock!
  3. Balls!
  4. BUTT NAZI ASS THUNDER PUBIC HAIR CHODE DOUCHE IN MY MOUTH!
  5. Does she have big boobs?

Doc and Mharti[edit | edit source]

Freedom of 101

  1. Hey, what's up, you fuckin' niggers
  2. Shut your fucking mouth

Doomstar Requiem Soundtrack[edit | edit source]

Partying Around the World - Link

  1. Herpes

How Can I Be a Hero?

  1. Blowjob
  2. STDs
  3. Jack off every night
  4. Probably just kill myself

The Depths of Humanity

  1. Oh my God!
  2. Sorry
  3. You should be ashamed of yourself

En Antris Et Stella Fatum Cruenti

  1. Murder(ed)

Givin' Back to You

  1. We need some drugs
  2. Oh shit, we're fucked!

Some Time Ago...

  1. Guitarist

The Crossroads

  1. Killed him

Blazing Star

  1. Bye

Dilbert[edit | edit source]

Y2K

  1. Orgasm

Dora the Explorer[edit | edit source]

  • Come on Vamanos! Song - Link
    1. Come on

Dragon Ball (original)[edit | edit source]

The Emperor's Quest

  1. NO!

Dragon Ball Z[edit | edit source]

General

  1. (Masako Nozawa/Sean Schemmel Goku's screams)

Goku's Arrival

  1. It's Over NINE THOUSAND!!! - Link

Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone

  1. (Toshio Furukawa Piccolo's scream)

Drawn Together[edit | edit source]

The One Wherein There is a Big Twist

  1. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
  2. I'm not afraid to die!

The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II

  1. Nice, thick cock
  2. Filthy bitch with a beautiful cock

Hot Tub

  1. You racist asshoo!

Toot Goes Bollywood

  1. Touch yourselves
  2. Go to the movies

Freaks and Geeks

  1. You're a fucking idiot, sir!

Charlotte's Web of Lies

  1. What the fuck did I just say?!

Captain Hero's Marriage Pact

  1. Don't make me kick your ass!
  2. Don't make me suck your dick!

Lost in Parking Space

  1. You cocksucker

Breakfast Food Killer

  1. Great big cock
  2. May I see it?
  3. Screw all you

Clara's Dirty Little Secret

  1. Look at my penis! What happened to my goddamn penis?!

Gay Bash

  1. I'm gonna off this glue-sniffing cocksucker right fucking now!

Super Nanny

  1. Ehh, jerkoff-assholes

Little Orphan Hero

  1. Those goddamn cunt shit dumb ass piss fuck meatball dick cock motherfuckers!

Captain Girl

  1. I don't wanna die!

Clum Babies

  1. In the name of God!

Dr. Seuss on the Loose[edit | edit source]

Green Eggs and Ham - Link

  1. Eggs

Dr. Tran[edit | edit source]

100% Ice (Part 1) - Link

  1. So fuckin' wonderful
  2. Super proud of his little perfumed balls
  3. And he loves to eat cocaine.
  4. Cocaine
  5. Don't be a fag!
  6. Then go turn yourself in to the police because you're a child prostitute and you should be ashamed of yourself!
  7. My d*ck! (censor bleep removal results in almost the same effect as an uncensored "dick")

100% Ice (Part 2) - Link

  1. Are you talking to me, you fat little bastard?
  2. Who in the hell...?
  3. Sex
  4. Goddammit!
  5. You fucked up!

100% Ice (Part 3) - Link

  1. Who the hell...?
  2. Tits (numerous instances)
  3. Pussy! (x2)
  4. (screaming in pain)

Dr. Tran MAIL (S1, Ep06) "Keith Cares" - Link

  1. In my pants
  2. Boner
  3. No! Shut up!
  4. Popped a boner
  5. Aah, for God's sake!

Roybertito's

  1. I'm gonna kill myself!
  2. Yeah! (x3)

Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack

  1. I just keep hitting little boys!

Dumbland[edit | edit source]

The Neighbor

  1. Fuck you!

Durarara![edit | edit source]

Chocolate ga Yukuefumei - Link

  1. (scream)

Ed Edd 'n Eddy[edit | edit source]

  • Ed Edd 'n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
    1. A dick[ie? They still MAKE these?]
  • Rambling Ed
    1. I have one eyebrow and the brain of a bug
  • Wish You Were Ed
    1. THE SON OF A SHEPHERD HAS RETURNED!

Family Guy[edit | edit source]

  • And I'm Joyce Kinney
    1. A pornographic movie
    2. Topless, High on coke
  • An App a Day
    1. Are you shittin me?
    2. Piece of shit
    3. I'm gonna go to your house and fuck your wife!
  • April in Quahog - Link
    1. See ya, bitch!
  • Back to the Woods - Link
    1. Jewish
  • Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey - Link
    1. You shouldn't have talked, you stupid bitch! I hope you die!
  • Blind Ambition - Link
    1. Jesus christ!
  • The Blind Side (Scenes with Peter Falling Down the Stairs) - Link
    1. Agh! Ow! Oh! Agh! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
    2. Aagh! Ow! Oh! Fuck! Fucking cock! FUCK! COCK! COCK!
    3. Aaayaaaagaaagh! Fuck! Fuck! Goddammit! Fucking cock-sucking cock! Fuck! Dammit!
  • Brothers and Sisters - Link1 Link 2
    1. You wanna see my paginis?
    2. Masturbate
    3. NOT OKAY!
  • Call Girl - Link
    1. Eight fucking hours later...
  • Chick Cancer (deleted scene)
    1. Prostitute - Link
  • Chris Cross - Link
    1. Suck my cock, motherfucker!
  • The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (You Have AIDS) Link
    1. Unprotected sex
    2. You got the aids
    3. You have AIDS
    4. HIV
  • Don't make me over
    1. I want to have intercourse with you! - Link
  • Dr C and the Women - Link
    1. Alcohol and marijuana to minors
  • Dog Gone
    1. Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth for once and go home and fuck your wife in the face?
  • Family Gay - Link
    1. Horse sperm
  • Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
    1. West Siedee
  • The Fat Guy Strangler - Link
    1. Take that, you bitch!
    2. Hepatitis
  • The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
    1. Genital warts - Link
  • Foreign Affairs
    1. Todays final exam will consist of two parts: oral and anal.
  • From Method To Madness - Link
    1. Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
  • Halloween on Spooner Street - Link
    1. Fuckface
    2. Hepatitis C
    3. Gonorrhea
  • Hell Comes to Quahog - Link 1 , Link 2
    1. What the Hell!?
    2. No no no no NO NOOOOOO!
    3. Kicks ass
    4. So fucking funny!
  • He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Link
    1. Normies
  • It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One)
    1. (Having) gay* sex (*"butt sex" in uncensored version) - [6]
    2. Cowboy buttsex
  • Jerome is the New Black (Black Jesus) - Link
    1. Yo momma's ass
  • The Kiss Seen 'Round the World - [7]
    1. Kill myself
  • Long John Peter - Link
    1. I'd like to show you how all your problems can be solved by my penis.
  • The Man with Two Brians
    1. Jackass
  • Meet the Quagmires - Link
    1. You can't catch me, gay thoughts!
  • Model Misbehavior
    1. You guys are Nazis, man! You're freakin' Nazis!
  • Mr. Saturday Knight -
    1. Cleveland steamer (x2)
  • North by North Quahog - Link
    1. Stop it! (x2)
  • Not All Dogs Go to Heaven - Link
    1. I hope you all fucking die.
    2. FUCK!
  • Ocean's Three and a Half
    1. Go fuck yourself.
  • Perfect Castaway
    1. (farts)
  • Petarded
    1. Testicles - Link
    2. Prostitutes (x2) - Link
  • Peter's Daughter - Link
    1. You're a jackass
  • Peter's Progress - Link
    1. Violated me
  • Peter's Two Dads - Link
    1. Crack
    2. What the FUCK?
  • Play it Again, Brian
    1. Pedophile - Link
  • Prick Up Your Ears
    1. Ah, you bitch!
  • PTV - Link
    1. Such as
    2. Fellatio
    3. All the fellas at the freaking FCC
    4. They sent this little warning. They are prepared to do their worst.
    5. And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
    6. Dammit, can't a guy masturbate in this house?
    7. Testicles
    8. Balls
  • Quagmire's Baby - Link
    1. ALLAH HU-AKBAR!
    2. (explosion)
  • Road to Europe - Link
    1. Alright, okay! God!
  • Road to the Multiverse - Link
    1. FUCK YOU!
  • Roasted Guy
    1. A Wolf
  • Saving Private Brian - Link
    1. Gay (x2)
    2. Gayness
    3. I'm a homo
    4. OH MY GOD THAT HURTS!
  • Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Link
    1. Fuck off
  • Stewie Loves Lois
    1. Violated
  • Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Link
    1. Oh my God, who the hell cares?
  • The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Dick Cheney as a Walmart Greeter)
    1. Go fuck yourself - Link
  • Three Acts of God - Link
    1. (gunshot)
  • Turban Cowboy
    1. Kikes (cakes)
  • Turkey Guys - Link
    1. (gunshot)
  • Twelve and a Half Angry Men (T-Rex trying to masturbate) - Link
    1. Masturbate (x2)
    2. Have sex
    3. Internet porn
    4. Masturbatin'
  • Wasted Talent
    1. Because you touch yourself at night - Link
    2. YEEEAH!
  • Welcome back Carter - Link
    1. Gay guys having a threesome

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends[edit | edit source]

  • Land of the flea
    1. Immigrant
  • Store Wars - Link
    1. Rip off artist!

Futurama[edit | edit source]

Theme Song

  1. (crash)

Bend Her - Link

  1. I need a sex change operation and give it to me now!

Fry and the Slurm Factory - Link

  1. SHUT THE HELL UP!

A Head in the Polls - Link

  1. Hookers and fat people

Mother's Day

  1. Hooray!

Proposition Infinity - Link 2

  1. Shut up.
  2. Gay robosexual marriage

Space Pilot 3000 - Link 1 Link 2

  1. Bite my shiny metal ass.
  2. I'm gonna go kill myself

A Tale of Two Santas - Link

  1. There were NO survivors.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy[edit | edit source]

  • Attack Of The Clowns - Link
    1. JUST DESTROY US ALL!!!
  • Company Halt
    1. But if you touch my
  • Hog Wild
    1. (*underwater burping and farting*)
  • Wishbones
    1. To death
  • Skarred for Life
    1. You know you want to!

Gravity Falls[edit | edit source]

The Deep End - Link

  1. HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER.

Not What He Seems - Link

  1. Let's do this

Homestar Runner[edit | edit source]

Blubb-O's Commercial - Link

  1. Naaasty

Strong Badia National Anthem - Link

  1. Milk

Teen Girl Squad 3 - Link

  1. Hella tight

Teen Girl Squad 10 - Link

  1. Meter

20X6 vs 1936

  1. Ha ha ha, you're so dumb! Ha ha ha!

hremail3817

  1. No

bedtime story

  1. In the final (stages, the gums) took on the appearance and flavor of chocolate pudding

for kids

  1. I'll kill ya!

your friends

  1. This is the best email I've ever received

do over

  1. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Movin' Very Slowly

  1. Oh yeah
  2. (evil laughing)

Somebody Told Me (And Now I Believe Them)

  1. Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them

Strong Badia National Anthem

  1. Milk

The Cheat is Not Dead

  1. (gospel choir cheering)

These Peoples Try to Fade Me

  1. (laser sounds)

Invader Zim[edit | edit source]

Walk of Doom

  1. I'm naked!

Bloaty's Pizza Hog

  1. I like pizza!
  2. NONE SHALL PASS, YOU ARE AN INTRUDER!
  3. I eat too many pizza
  4. No more pizza
  5. NOOOOOOOO!

Kill La Kill[edit | edit source]

Junketsu - Link

  1. Get naked!
  2. Your boobs are way bigger than hers! Way bigger!
  3. She has a great rack
  4. Rip your clothes off and get NAAAKED!
  5. Get...naked?

King of the Hill[edit | edit source]

  • Bobby Goes Nuts - Link
    1. You have been kicked in the testicles.
  • Hank's on Board - Link
    1. Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass!
  • Jumpin Crack Bass (It's a Gas Gas Gas)
    1. Let me go man!
    2. You ain't going nowhere, I'm placing you under citizen's arrest.
    3. You can't do that!
    4. The hell I can't!
    5. As an American citizen I have the authority to detain you until an officer of the peace arrives, and I also have the authority to kick your ass which is something your father obviously forgot to do.
  • Peggy the Boggle Champion
    1. LOSER, YOU'RE A LOSER!
  • Pilot
    1. A damned hammer
    2. The hardware department
  • Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
    1. I killed fitty men!

Kirby: Right Back at Ya![edit | edit source]

The Big Taste Test - Link

  1. Nasty!

Fitness Fiend

  1. Eating (often used with a sound for "penis", "pussy", or related)

Kung Fu Panda Holiday[edit | edit source]

  1. Yeah

The Legend of Korra[edit | edit source]

Darkness Falls

  1. Ten thousand years of darkness

Liquid Television[edit | edit source]

Joe Normal Part 3

  1. Father
  2. Shut up! (x7)
  3. I'm going down to Mexico to start me a UFO religion!

Madballs: Gross Jokes (VHS cartoon)[edit | edit source]

  1. You know, there's one thing I have to say about that (poem). WHUAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack[edit | edit source]

The Footburn - Link

  1. (Yell)

Metalocalypse[edit | edit source]

Birthdayface

  1. NOOOOTHIIIIIING!

Bookklok

  1. Dead
  2. Awww, who the fuck peed on me?
  3. My mom's boyfriend
  4. No. Fucks no!

Breakupklok

  1. Ding-dongs
  2. Good bye!
  3. My god
  4. Oh my fucking god, what the fuck is going on!

Church of the Black Klok

  1. Oh boy!

The Curse of Dethklok

  1. Jack off
  2. Brutal
  3. Ladies' tampons

Dethcamp

  1. Faggot
  2. Bullshits
  3. Gettin' the fucks outta here
  4. You just fucked up real bad
  5. You better come check this out

Dethclown

  1. (scream)

Dethdinner

  1. Donkey cum
  2. Fat asshole
  3. I'm gonna fuckin' take myself the fuck outta here
  4. No!
  5. Oh God, please, please God

Dethfam

  1. Because
  2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dethfashion

  1. A cut up dick
  2. I'm not gay!

Dethhealth

  1. Aw g-(choking), it's awful!
  2. A lady's boob
  3. Ding-dong
  4. Holy shit
  5. Lemme feel your balls
  6. No!
  7. (scare chord)
  8. (scream)
  9. Urine
  10. (grunt)
  11. Whoopeeee!
  12. You sick piece of shit!

Dethlessons

  1. (Distorted guitars)
  2. Well, there you go

Dethmas

  1. A couple of fags
  2. Cocaine (x2)
  3. (farts)
  4. Fucking ghost that kills children (x2)
  5. Fuckin'
  6. Fuckin' horny
  7. No!
  8. Piss and cocaine
  9. Titty time
  10. Your mom is a

Dethrelease

  1. Takes that you German whore!

Dethsiduals

  1. Ah, fuck!
  2. Deeldo
  3. Fuck yeeeeeah, boy!
  4. Fuck yeah man, that guy's cool!
  5. Fuckin' back-pedaling bullshit
  6. Fuckin' hooker
  7. Fuck this shit
  8. I'ma buy a octapus
  9. Mothafucka
  10. Retardo
  11. So fucked up
  12. That's bullshit!
  13. Wake up, fucker
  14. We should just fuckin' bounce, man
  15. Yo, what the fuck's up with you people, man?
  16. (puking)

Dethtroll

  1. Professional

Dethvanity

  1. Get out of here!
  2. You suck!

Dethzazz

  1. A dead whore that the police won't even investigate because no one cares
  2. Dickface
  3. Eugghh
  4. Fuck you
  5. Fuckin'
  6. Gay
  7. Hey folks, it's me!
  8. I'll kill you
  9. Sexual encounters with a 14-year old minor
  10. Twenty condoms worth of cocaine

Diversityklok

  1. Fuck each other doggy-style
  2. Oh, fuck
  3. The fuckin'
  4. Whats the hells?
  5. (boing)

Doublebookedklok

  1. Get a boner
  2. I need you to kill me
  3. I'm freezing
  4. Our asses

Fanklok

  1. Dildo
  2. Diiiiiiilllddooooooooooo
  3. What the fuck are you doing?

Fatherklok

  1. Ejaculate into your mother
  2. That's gay!
  3. Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can! (x3)
  4. Let go of me, you're squeezing my nipples off!

Fat Kid at the Dethharomnic

  1. Blowjob

Fertilityklok

  1. Baby
  2. Children
  3. Dick
  4. Fuck
  5. Happy birthday, motherfucker!
  6. Ladies' underpants
  7. Listen to your dick
  8. Pre-op tranny
  9. Pussy
  10. Skanky gold-diggers and sluts
  11. Skanky crackwhore
  12. Underpants

Girlfriendklok

  1. Pornography

Go Forth and Die

  1. Dear God

Going Downklok

  1. Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
  2. Holy shits! That's fuckins gross!
  3. Jack off
  4. Jackin' off so hard
  5. Withdrawal
  6. You should be ashamed of yourself

The Metalocalypse Has Begun

  1. Yes!

Motherklok

  1. Asshole
  2. Go fuck yourself
  3. If you guys are all so pissed off, why don't you collectively kill yourselves?
  4. Shut up!
  5. Your mom is a bitch
  6. (wheezing)

Murdering Outside the Box

  1. A strap-on dildo

Performanceklok

  1. I'll kiiill youuuu!
  2. Dildos

Prankklok

  1. Butt fuckin'
  2. Good bye, fuckos!
  3. Holy shit!
  4. Who gives a shit

Rehabklok

  1. Dildos
  2. Fuck yeah I have!
  3. Fuckin' piece of tin shit
  4. Holy shit
  5. I am back, motherfucker!
  6. I hate you all, I really do.
  7. You puked on my cock
  8. Vomit
  9. Not really
  10. I will fucking rip you limb from limb, that is a fucking threat!
  11. What the hell is that thing?
  12. (radio chatter)

Renovationklok

  1. Fuck that stupid shit
  2. All this stupid fucking shit
  3. Fuck no!
  4. You motherfuck...
  5. This slick asshole's trying to fuck us!
  6. What's up, bro!
  7. You. Weirdo.
  8. You'll be sorry for that you son of a bitch!
  9. (yell)

Tributeklok

  1. Fuck
  2. Fuck you
  3. Jacking off to
  4. Holy shit, it's tiny!
  5. Shove it up your ass
  6. Wow, what a shit hole
  7. (burp)
  8. (scare chord)

Writersklok

  1. I now command you to take your clothes off and suck my diiiick!
  2. Are you fuckin' with me?
  3. Bouncin' on my lap
  4. Bullshit
  5. Filthy whores
  6. I want to fuck you!
  7. Put some clothes on

Brutal Legend crossover promo

  1. No fuckin' way, dude

Toki in Charge of Snacks (Season 3 bonus material)

  1. Doritos
  2. Fuck
  3. No! No, not (insert)
  4. Shit

Mucha Lucha[edit | edit source]

  • Theme Song
    1. HERE WE GO!

My Gym Partner's a Monkey[edit | edit source]

  • Up and Adam
    1. Bachelor pad

My Hero Academia[edit | edit source]

Start Line

  1. Clench your buttcheeks

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic[edit | edit source]

The Best Night Ever

  1. Royal pain - Link
  2. Afraid to get DIRTY!? - Link
  3. COME OUT!! - Link
  4. You're going to LOVE MEEEE!! - Link
  5. (evil laughter) - Link

Call of the Cutie

  1. But, AH WHAT IT NOOOOOW! - Link
  2. RIGHT NOOOOW! - Link

A Dog and Pony Show

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (x2) - Link

Feeling Pinkie Keen

  1. TWITCHY TAIL!!! - Link

Friendship is Magic, Part 2

  1. I think I stepped in something. - Link
  2. (Pinkie crying) - Link

Griffon the Brush-Off

  1. (Glida roaring) - Link

Party of One

  1. Losers - Link
  2. (Pinkie's hair popping, deflating) - Link

The Nutshack[edit | edit source]

Got Surgery? - Link

  1. Is that fuckin' Bob Ross?!

The Oblongs[edit | edit source]

  • Misfit Love
  1. Mount Skanky

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt[edit | edit source]

Catfight Club - Link

  1. Dick

Phineas and Ferb[edit | edit source]

  • The Chronicles of Meap
    1. The entire tri-state area
  • Norm Unleashed - Link
    1. Weaponry

Pop Team Epic[edit | edit source]

Vanever - A Game in Another Dimension

  1. Okay

Powerpuff Girls[edit | edit source]

  • End Credits Theme - Link
    1. The commander and the leader
    2. Buttercup

Random Cartoons[edit | edit source]

  • Bradwurst
    1. Come on, Come on!
    2. What?
  • Garlic Boy
    1. (insane sarcastic laugh)

Regular Show[edit | edit source]

  • Karaoke Video
    1. Karaoke
  • Meat Your Maker
    1. This stuff delicious - Link
    2. Bags of (usually completed with the Dr. Dre "weed" sound) - Link
  • My Mom
    1. Buttcheek
  • Prankless
    1. (Hysterical sobbing)
  • Rigby's Body
    1. Bucket of diarrhea
  • The Real Thomas
    1. Mama Russia
  • Terror Tales Of The Park
    1. I'm gonna draw on your face!
  • The Power
    1. Pissed

The Ren & Stimpy Show[edit | edit source]

Happy Happy Joy Joy

  1. This is a song about (insert)
  2. Hello boys and girls
  3. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!?
  4. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
  5. Let’s try it again
  6. No!
  7. That's right!

Stimpy's Invention

  1. Eureka!
  2. You filthy swine! I WILL KEEL YOU

Sven Hoek - Link

  1. That's what I'm gonna do
  2. I've
  3. 9/11 One jundred!

Space Madness

  1. (screaming)
  2. Football leather
  3. Don't make me use this. One step closer I'm warning ya!

Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon[edit | edit source]

Fire Dogs 2

  1. 50
  2. Let's go get laid!
  3. (Ralph Bakshi screams)
  4. Asshole!
  5. Maybe just this once!
  6. Shut Up!
  7. Hey Waitress, Where do you wanna piss here?
  8. Hey, Hang on! I gotta take a leak!
  9. (Humming)
  10. Who are you?
  11. Die! (x4)
  12. What a pal!
  13. Don't make me cry, or I'll hurt you! Don't do it!
  14. Aw, crap.
  15. (Ralph takes a dump)
  16. (gasp)
  17. I'll get you to the moon you SON OF A BITCH
  18. Kinda like your ass

Ren Seeks Help

  1. Have a wonderful life!
  2. I'm going to beat the living hell out of you!
  3. YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!
  4. ARE YOU NUTS?!
  5. You're fucking crazy!
  6. (sigh of relief)
  7. Well...
  8. (Stimpy crying)
  9. Oh, GOD YES!
  10. Look at me when I'm talking to you!
  11. You Bastard! (x2)
  12. Hey! What are you doing?
  13. Kill me, Man!
  14. Ya pussy!
  15. Give me a drag on that thing.
  16. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!
  17. Lazily putting things into him and waiting for them to explode.
  18. Okay
  19. Let's just calm down.

Onward and Upward

  1. I better do something fast!
  2. Holy crap!
  3. (Vomiting)
  4. These bedsheets come with a wetspot already.
  5. Oh thank Beelzebub no one was here for your filthy ignorance.

Altruists

  1. $25
  2. $500
  3. $2.000
  4. $15.000
  5. Home arsenal sets
  6. What is that moron taking so long?
  7. I'm going to make you wish that you were dead
  8. What the hell are you doing up there?
  9. Don't make me come up there!
  10. Better answer me you blundering moron!
  11. Clean that shit up!
  12. Hey dumbass!
  13. LIAR!
  14. Rich white people
  15. You're fucking right! You couldn't!
  16. I don't think so!
  17. I'm going to try to refrain from KILLING YOU!
  18. What the hell were you thinking?
  19. Okay, enough crap!
  20. Thank you.
  21. Oh, You like that? Huh?
  22. We're godless heavens!
  23. Shut up IDEEOIT!
  24. What is it now?
  25. Too bad!
  26. My fucking husband's dead!

Stimpy's Pregnant

  1. YOU IDIOT! You woke me up in the middle of a perfect dream!
  2. (Stimpy laughing)
  3. (Stimpy moaning with glee)
  4. Now, Where was I? Oh yeah.
  5. Can we gang up on you?
  6. Pregnant little arsehole
  7. Our lovechild
  8. Crap! Crap! Crap!
  9. Get away from me, Sorceress!
  10. You said you used protection!

Rick and Morty[edit | edit source]

Big Trouble in Little Sanchez

  1. Get your shit together! Link
  2. Jesus fucking Christ - Link

Bushworld Adventures (April Fools 2018 special) - Link

  1. No.

Interdimensonal Cable 2: Tempting Fate

  1. Mohammed

Morty's Mind Blowers

  1. You dumb bitch

The Rickshank Rickdemption

  1. What the fuck?

The Ricks Must be Crazy

  1. What the fuck did you do?!

Ricksy Business

  1. I am in great pain. Please help me.

Something Ricked This Way Comes Link

  1. Retarded

The Wedding Squanchers - Link

  1. Ooohhh, fuck!

Robot Chicken[edit | edit source]

  • Bionic Cow (Excitebike)
    1. Holy shiiiiiiiit!
  • Bitch Pudding Special
    1. Moose dick
    2. Asshole
    3. My boot up his asshole
  • CatDog On a Stick (Welcome to the Golf Jam)
    1. I wanna put my penis in you.
    2. I wanna hump your face.
  • The Departy Monster (Oz Prison)
    1. Toss my salad
    2. If you only had the balls
    3. Bitch
    4. That bitch
  • Easter Basket (Egyptian Lego)
    1. In the nutbag
  • I'm Trapped (Hear the G)
    1. (G)rape (x2)
  • In a DVD Factory (Lil' Magnum, P.I.)
    1. I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget!
    2. What the hell just happened?
  • Lust for Puppets (Grand Theft Mario) - Link
    1. You sons of-a bitches!
  • Malcolm X: Fully Loaded (The Last Pizza)
    1. Son of a bitch!
  • Massage Chair (Office Kombat) - Link
    1. You fuckin idiot!
    2. Sexual harassment
  • The Munnery (Cork)
    1. Mentally challenged
  • Operation Rich in Spirit (Codename: The Abortionator) - Link
    1. Urinate on the homeless!
    2. Make sweet, sweet love
  • Punctured Jugular (Mystery Not Incorporated)
    1. Sodomize him with a stainless-steel revenge dildo
  • Sausage Fest (Cat Court) - Link
    1. My ass!
  • Tell My Mom (Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God)
    1. Tiny schlong
    2. My balls
  • Tubba Bubba's Now Hubba Hubba (Where in Time Is My Broken Heart)
    1. What the fuck?
    2. You motherfucking whore!
    3. You dumb bitch!
    4. You fucked it all up!
    5. You who-o-ore!
    6. That fucking bitch
  • The Unnamed One (MC Roccoli)
    1. Then who the fuck are you?
  • Walking Dead Lobster (Gullah Gullah I Lied)
    1. You dumbass!

Rocko's Modern Life[edit | edit source]

  • Dear John
    1. I don't know a hammer from a hemmeroid
  • I See London, I See France
    1. GET BACK ON THE BUUUUUUS!
    2. NOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Love Spanked
    1. (fighting)
  • Trash-o-Matic
    1. Good as new

Rugrats[edit | edit source]

  • Angelica Breaks a Leg
    1. 4 o clock in the morning

Samurai Jack[edit | edit source]

Episode XI: Jack vs. the Scotsman - Link

  1. Ya look like me nanny!

Episode XLVIII: Jack vs. Aku - Link

  1. EXTRA THICC!

Episode VIII: Jack vs. Mad Jack

  1. Who else wants some?!!!

Seth MacFarlane's Calvacade of Cartoon Comedy[edit | edit source]

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die - Link

  1. Aw, shit.

The Simpsons[edit | edit source]

Bart vs. Australia

  1. I'll be damned
  2. You are gay (Uruguay) - Link

Bart on the Road

  1. (screaming)

Blood Feud - Link

  1. Mike Rotch (My crotch)

Brother From The Same Planet

  1. I'm on my way!

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

  1. Yeah, ya jackass!

Flaming Moe's - Link

  1. Hugh Jass (Huge ass)
  2. Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

The Great Louse Detective

  1. Be cool. Don't stare at his famous wang.

Homer Goes to College

  1. Gang

Homer's Triple Bypass

  1. Now you've done it

Homer the Vigilante'

  1. Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!

Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment'

  1. You got lucky!

Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie

  1. I REGRET NOTHING! - Link

Itchy And Scratchy Land

  1. OUCHA!

The Joy of Sect

  1. Outta my way, jerkass!

Krusty Gets Kancelled

  1. What the hell was that? - Link

Lisa Gets an A - Lin

  1. Latex

Lisa's First Word

  1. Yellow

Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays

  1. I got propane in my urethra!

Mountain of Madness

  1. Search party

Mr. Plow

  1. It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. - Link

Principal Charming - Link

  1. Sexual
  2. Homer Sexual (Homosexual)

The PTA Disbands

  1. Half-assed - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbI-P6mFbg Link

'Round Springfield - Link

  1. Ahh, crap!

Rosebud

  1. One, two, three, four!

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

  1. Pole

Simpson Tide

  1. Communist

A Star is Burns

  1. You insulted me. Now you are going to die.

Stark Raving Dad

  1. Joe's Crematorium; you kill 'em, we grill 'em!

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

  1. Pick up your freakin' ears, because I'm only gonna be saying this once
  2. Write the Great American Novel

A Tale Of Two Springfields

  1. Shut the fuck up! Link (deleted scene)
  2. Golden showers

This Little Wiggy

  1. Special schools

Wedding for Disaster'

  1. Bastard!

Sonic Boom[edit | edit source]

  • Return to the Buddy-Buddy Temple of Doom
    1. Pingas

Sonic X[edit | edit source]

Cracking Knuckles - Link

  1. SHUT UP!

South Park[edit | edit source]

  • A Million Little Fibers
    1. A million little
  • The Biggest Douche In The Universe- Link
    1. Until one day ...
  • Butterballs (Jackin' It in San Diego)
    1. Jackin' it
    2. Spankin' it
  • Canada on Strike (What, What In The Butt)
    1. Do it in the butt!
  • Cancelled
    1. Inside your rectum
    2. In your asshole
    3. Helen Hunt's ass!
  • Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Link
    1. Dildo
    2. Up your butt.
    3. Hat
    4. What's a (insert)?
    • I'm Gonna Make Love To You, Woman - Link
    1. I'm gonna make love to you, woman
    2. By (used as "bye")
  • Cartman's Incredible Gift
    1. Seasons change... time passes by... as the weeks become the months become the years...
  • Cash for Gold
    1. You should kill yourself (x2)
  • Chef Aid
    1. Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas...
  • Chef Goes Nanners- Link
    1. White power
  • Child Abduction is Not Funny
    1. Child abduction
  • Chocolate Salty Balls (album version) - Link
    1. You just burnt my balls!
    2. Suck on my chocolate salty balls
    3. Stick my balls in your mouth
    4. Dick (from stick)
    5. Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
    6. Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
  • Death
    1. Little bitch
    2. (farting)
    3. (diarrhea, groaning)
  • The Death Camp of Tolerance
    1. Queer!
    2. Beaner!
    3. Chink!
    4. Nigger!
    5. Heeb!
    6. Faggot!
    7. Kiss my black ass!
  • Douche and Turd - Link
    1. Bitch
  • D-Yikes! - Link
    1. Sit down and shut the FUCK up!
    2. Goddamnit!
    3. Stupid-ass men!
    4. All men care about is sex!
    5. DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, SUGAR TITS?
    6. Penises (x2)
    7. My penis never slips out of my pants
    8. Oh yeah, dude. Having Mexicans around totally kicks fuckin' ass
    9. They can all rot in hell
    10. They're goddamn, self-centered arrogant assholes is what they are
  • Eek, a Penis! - Link
    1. PENIS! (PAYNUSS!)
    2. Faggot!
  • An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
    1. Make sweet love
  • Fatbeard
    1. Kevin, goddammit...
  • Fat Camp
    1. Pissed off
    • The Prostitute Song - Link
      1. Prostitute (x3)
      2. Prostitutes (x2)
  • Free Hat
    1. Free hat
  • Gay Fish
    1. Mothafuckin' gay fish
    2. Have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank
    3. The gayest of the gay fish!
    4. I'm a fish, yo.
  • Go God Go (Mrs. Garrison Teaches the Theory of Evolution / Retard Alert) - Link 1, Link 2
    1. Buttsex
    2. Babies
    3. Having buttsex
    4. A buncha bull crap!
    5. Uh oh, retard alert!
    6. Retard alert
  • Goobacks -Link
    1. Balls
  • Guitar Queer-O - Link
    1. You... are... FAGS!!!
  • Imaginationland
    1. Oh, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them! - Link
    2. ALLAH! - Link
    3. Oh, FUCK NO!
    4. No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!
    5. They're raping me!
    6. It hurts!
    7. Aaaaaghhh!
  • It's Christmas in Canada - Link
    1. Well, now you're gonna get it motherfucker! That's right! You and me! Right now! We're having it out! Let's go! Come on! COME ON!
    2. Sodomize me boys
  • Jared Has Aides (City Wok) - Link
    1. Hello, City Wok, take order please. (sounds like "Shitty Wok" due to Tuong Lu Kim's strong Asian accent)
  • Krazy Kripples - Link
    1. Payback time, mothafucka!
  • Le Petit Tourette - Link
    1. Cocksucker
    2. Faggot
    3. Shitballs
    4. Pussy asshole
    5. Dicktits
    6. Crap-filled vagina
    7. Piss in the ass
    8. Titty sprinkles
    9. Piss! (x5)
    10. Piss out my ass! (x2)
    11. Piss in the ass!
    12. Piss coming from my ass! (sometimes just "coming" on its own as "cumming")
    13. Sex with children
    14. Goddamn Jews!
    15. Oh God, I'm so turned on right now.
    16. ASS BARF!
    17. Kike
    18. I just peed my pants!
    19. Cock! (x5)
    20. CAWWK!
    21. Pussy
    22. Eww!
    23. Stupid shit (x2)
    24. Dumb shit
    25. Boner
    26. Ass (x3)
    27. Shithead
    28. Ass-licker dick-face
    29. Why don't you take a seat? Take a seat right over there.
    30. Asscheeks
    31. Dickhead
    32. Hey, I brought you some Wendy's.
    33. Donkey boner
  • Medicinal Fried Chicken - Link
    1. Don't fuck me
    2. Don't you ever try to fuck me.
  • Ms. Teacher Bangs a Boy
    1. Faggot
  • Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - Link
    1. Stupid wop dago
  • My Future Self 'n Me - Link
    1. Go have sex with yourself, asshole!
    2. Doin' drugs
  • Over Logging - Link
    1. Bestiality
    2. Brazilian fart porn
  • PC Principal Final Justice
    1. Oh, hell, no! - Link
    2. I will bust yo fuckin' ass!
    3. I will bust yo fuckin' nose!
  • Pinewood Derby
    1. Boner
    2. Well that sucks!
      • (Deleted Scene) - Link
        • Bitch (x2)
        • FUCK! (x2)
        • GODDAMMIT! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
        • We're gonna lose to those goddamn cocksuckers AGAIN!!!
        • Son of a FUCKING WHORE, COCK-SUCK ASSHOLE, FUCK!
        • Ass-licking barf, SHIT!
        • FUCKING ASS-WHORE, FUCK!
  • Poor and Stupid
    1. Aw, godddamnit, another Vagasil commercial?
    2. Vaginal odors
    3. Fucking gross!
    4. All those ladies have stinky vaginas
    5. Goddamnit
    6. Your wife is on the phone and, uh, she just got raped
    7. Yeah she got...she got raped a lot, you gotta go talk to her.
    8. Aw, fuck my ass! (was formerly used with a bleep until Rockorange unearthed the uncensored in 2017)
    9. I might as well kill myself
    10. Developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean
    11. Ah, donkey balls.
    12. Of all the idiotic, dumb ways I've seen children injure themselves, yours takes the retard cake.
    13. High on Vagisil
    14. No way, this is so tits!
    15. You dumb bitch
    16. President Obama's pissing me off
    17. What the fuck is up with that? That's fucking gay! And he's fucking gay as hell!
    18. Obama's fucking gay.
    19. He's fucking gay as hell
    20. Pisses me off
    21. We're about as poor and stupid as it fuckin' comes
    22. Obama's gay as hell
    23. Her smile lights up the room. Her vagina, on the other hand, clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
    24. THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
    25. Fuck you, Danica Patrick!
    26. Oh, son of a bitch!
    27. That pisses me off
    28. That's fuckin' gay as hell
    29. Ain't that just gay as hell
    30. You dumb bitch! (Butters) this bitch is trying to wreck my car!
    31. I know! That pisses me off! That's fucking gay
    32. Fuckin' gay as hell
    33. Aw, fuck my ass agin!
    34. [yell]
  • The Return of Chef - Link
    1. Have sex with children
  • Reverse Cowgirl - Link
    1. Alright sir, I just needs to check inside your asshole.
  • The Return of The Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers
    1. Jesus, what kind of porno was that?
  • The Ring (Jonas Brothers songs) - Link
    1. Bay-BAY
  • Towelie
    1. You wanna get high?
  • Sarcastaball
    1. This is cum.
  • Sponsored Content - Link
    1. Yeah, I bet now we can get a lot more puss!
    2. Just wanna crush puss
  • The Ungroundable- Link
    1. Gay
    2. Freaking retarded
    3. Boner
  • With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (Randy on Wheel of Fortune) - Link
    1. Niggers!
  • Woodland Critter Christmas - Link
    1. Hail Satan!

Space Ghost Coast to Coast[edit | edit source]

Mayonnaise

  1. Oh man.....we're SCREWED!

Untitled'

  1. When the earth cools

SpongeBob SquarePants[edit | edit source]

  • Band Geeks
    1. A one ... A two ... A Skiddly Diddly Doo
  • The Best Day Ever
    1. You're on the VIP list
  • Bubble Buddy -Link
    1. Penis (peanuts)
  • The Bully - Link
    1. Now
    2. Diarrhea
  • Can You Spare a Dime? - Link
    1. Not
  • Chocolate with Nuts
    1. You just can't wait for me to DIE, can you?
    2. Back up Jack!
    3. Nice place you got here!
    4. I can live with that. Lets just change our names to "why", and "bother".
  • Grandma's Kisses - Link
    1. Have I ever NOT been right?
  • Idiot Box
    1. (police sirens)
  • I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - Link
    1. Touch
  • Krab-Borg - Link
    1. Arr
  • Krabby Land
    1. Money
  • Krusty Krab Training Video - Link
    1. Haha...WRONG!
  • Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V - Link
    1. Bra
  • Mid-Life Crustacean
    1. Get offa me!
  • My Pretty Seahorse - Link
    1. Just get outta here you stupid dumb animal!
  • Nasty Patty
    1. Killed him
  • The Paper - Link
    1. Oral
  • Party Pooper Pants (Underwater Sun) - Link
    1. Come with me to
  • Pizza Delivery - Link
    1. Without
  • Prehibernation week - Link
    1. No you ain't!
    2. This is a load of (barnacles)
  • Rock-a-Bye Bivalve - Link
    1. Coconut
  • Sailor Mouth - Link
    1. Tell me
    2. Good
  • SpongeGuard on Duty
    1. White stuff
  • Squidville
    1. Four-way (x3)
    2. Three-way
  • Squilliam Returns
    1. I can't do it
  • Survival of the Idiots - Link
    1. White
  • Tea at the Treedome - Link
    1. I NEEEED
  • Various episodes - Link
    1. MY LEG!

Steven Universe[edit | edit source]

  • Lars and the Cool Kids - Link
    1. That's nasty

Street Fighter[edit | edit source]

The Medium is the Message - Link

  1. YES! YES!

Stressed Eric[edit | edit source]

Sex - Link

  1. Thank you for my orgasm. (x2)
  2. And thank you for my other orgasm. (x2)
  3. And thank you for my - oh, it appears we haven't got time to go through them all.
  4. Sex

Strong Bad Email[edit | edit source]

do over - Link

  1. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

sbemail_22 - Link

  1. Bollocks

for kids

  1. I'll kill ya!

Superfuckers[edit | edit source]

Sweet Mystery - Link

  1. Hello, bitches!
  2. Well, that’s because you’re a fuckin’ idiot
  3. Bitches
  4. Fuck
  5. What?
  6. Aughh, noooo, it's too horrible!
  7. Oh, fuck you!
  8. Booty
  9. You're just a fuckin' idiot
  10. Me neither, bro
  11. God dammit!

Shitstorm, Motherfuckers- Link

  1. Punch the little bitch!
  2. (puking)
  3. Shit-storm
  4. Pantaloons
  5. So what the shit fuck you doin'?
  6. Oh sweet baby Jesus

Crises on Infinite Toilets- Link

  1. To get shit on!
  2. You peed all over everything!
  3. Shut the fuck up
  4. You're too late, baby

Burger Brothers- Link

  1. You a shitty fuckin’ friend, you know that, bitch?
  2. Now I've got a hug hard on
  3. Sorry, bro
  4. Fuck you!
  5. Dude
  6. (punch) Fuck!
  7. Put that shit in my goddamn mouth!
  8. That's disgusting!

Dawn of Omnizod- Link

  1. It hurts so much
  2. Titties
  3. Ass
  4. You pervert!

The Greatest Story Ever Told - Link

  1. Oh my goddamn god
  2. Boner (x2)
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Dick! Pussy! Cunt! Balls!
  6. Donkey anus!
  7. Dude, that was awesome!
  8. I’ve gotta get hard again!
  9. Holy fuck
  10. Don't be stupid
  11. Greasy piece of floppy shit
  12. Oh my god. No!
  13. You stupid bitch
  14. Crack
  15. Holy shit

Cute Rump - Link

  1. Stick our dicks in
  2. Trying to kill myself
  3. Fuck!
  4. What the hell?

Big Ambition - Link

  1. Nope
  2. (giggling) What?
  3. Crack
  4. You brainless asshole!
  5. Fuck yeah, baby! (x2)
  6. Stupid bitch
  7. Burn it to the fucking ground
  8. Boobies
  9. Fuckin'
  10. (laughter)

Scrimple's Delight - Link

  1. Tryin'a please my dick
  2. Crack
  3. Fuuuck youuu!
  4. God dammit!
  5. Fuck (x2)
  6. Hey. Where the fuck's my food?
  7. Stupid
  8. Eep!
  9. Goddamn
  10. My ass
  11. I'ma fuckin' fight you fucks
  12. God, what a fag!
  13. Total scrotal nutsack

The Hero's Destiny - Link

  1. Holy human shit!
  2. You fucking... COCKSUCKER!
  3. Fucking
  4. I think I'm gonna pee!
  5. Jerkin' off
  6. Bullshit
  7. Dick-jerking faggot
  8. Sexy
  9. Jerkin' off
  10. This faggot

Sweet Baby Jesus - Link

  1. Kah-loset friend
  2. Auughhh-ha-haaauughhh!
  3. Oh shit!
  4. Did you just crap your pants?
  5. Hello?
  6. No
  7. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Chug the Drug - Link

  1. Holy shit!
  2. Awesome!
  3. Fuckin' retardo awesome!
  4. Shit out
  5. Pussy

Superjail![edit | edit source]

Superbar

  1. Asscrack

Super Mario World[edit | edit source]

  • Mama Luigi - Link
    1. HEEEEELLLLLPPP!
    2. Mario’s laugh after “Mama?! Mama Luigi?!”


  • The Yoshi Shuffle
  1. Shit (mixed from "sheesh" and "you didn't make it")

Supernews[edit | edit source]

Master Debaters: Marijuana vs. Crystal Meth - Link

  1. Marijuana
  2. Crystal meth
  3. Drugs
  4. Don't you wanna have sex with strangers?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003[edit | edit source]

  • We shredded Shredder!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012[edit | edit source]

    1. (Mikey's girlish shrieking)
  • Rise of the Turtles, Part 1
    1. That is all KINDS of wrong!

Teen Titans Go[edit | edit source]

  • Smile Bones
    1. Six-pack

Warner Bros. Cartoons[edit | edit source]

  • Sound effects library
    1. AAAAAAHH!!! - Link

What a Cartoon[edit | edit source]

Tales of Worm Paranoia'

  1. Gotta get that excercise
  2. DON'T TOUCH ME! Can't you see my SOUL is on FIIIIIIYAAAAAH?
  3. HEEEEEEEY!
  4. (crying)
  5. GOD BLESS EVERYBODY!
  6. Oh, not much

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones (pilot)'

  1. You messed with the wrong human THIS time, buddy.

Live-Action TV Shows[edit | edit source]

1000 Ways to Die[edit | edit source]

D.U. Die

  1. Oh God!

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown[edit | edit source]

  1. Small dick

30 Rock[edit | edit source]

Game Over - Link

  1. Sex dungeon

ABC News[edit | edit source]

Jessi Slaughter - Link

  1. Death Threats

Attack of the Show[edit | edit source]

  1. Epic Fail

The Armando Iannucci Shows[edit | edit source]

Coma - Link

  1. Wake. The fuck. Up.

BattleBots[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. My nuts are stainless

Behind the Music[edit | edit source]

Dr. Dre - Link

  1. Full blown AIDS

The Big Bang Theory[edit | edit source]

The Veracity Elasticity - Link

  1. Sex dungeon

The Bachelor Party Corrosion

  1. Sex dungeon

Blue's Clues[edit | edit source]

The Grow Show - Link

  1. Oh yeah! (X2)

Brass Eye[edit | edit source]

Animals - Link

  1. Twat
  2. Fucknut
  3. Arsecandle

Breaking Bad[edit | edit source]

Cat's in the Bag... - Link

  1. What up, biatch!

Gray Matter - Link

  1. Pussy

Peekaboo - Link

  1. WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH!

CBS Evening News[edit | edit source]

  • Refugees Turn to Prostitution - Link
    1. Prostitutes
    2. Prostitution

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe[edit | edit source]

S201 - Link

  1. FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!

S202

  1. Fuck off

Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule[edit | edit source]

Food

  1. Dr. Jimmy Brungus

Horse

  1. I don't wanna talk to you no more

Pleasure

  1. Ron Don Volante

Curb Your Enthusiasm[edit | edit source]

The Baptism- Link (last one in the video)

  1. Go fuck yourself

Deadwood[edit | edit source]

Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To

  1. Cocksucker
  2. Shut the FUCK up!

Swearing Compilation - Link

  1. Fuckin' cocksuckers
  2. Cat-piss smelling fuckhead
  3. Cock
  4. Cocksucka
  5. Diarrhea
  6. Fuckin'
  7. Shut the fuck up
  8. You incompetent fucks!

Dexter[edit | edit source]

Born Free - Link

  1. Surprise, motherfucker!

Drake And Josh[edit | edit source]

  • The Demonator
    1. Germans

Eagleheart[edit | edit source]

Sex Rash

  1. Sex rash

The Early Show[edit | edit source]

  • Blackout in a Can -Link
  1. Liquid cocaine

The Electric Company[edit | edit source]

  • Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jones
  1. Different

Entourage[edit | edit source]

Manic Monday

  1. GET. THE FUCK. OUT! - Link

The Eric Andre Show[edit | edit source]

Jillian Michaels Interview - Link

  1. Get these niggers out of my GAME.

Father Ted[edit | edit source]

  • A Christmassy Ted - Link
    1. Big hairy aaass

Fox Report with Shepard Smith[edit | edit source]

Jenny From The Block Blooper - Link

  1. (A) blowjob ("blow" taken from "blowjob" and "job" taken from "curb-job")

Fraiser[edit | edit source]

Can't Buy Me Love

  1. Drop your pants and bend over, I take-a your temperture.

Space Quest

  1. Ohh, what fresh hell is this?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air[edit | edit source]

theme - Link

  1. B-ball

Fur TV[edit | edit source]

Intro

  1. Sexually explicit nature

How to Cook Shit With Mervin - Link

  1. How to cook shit!
  2. Buuurp
  3. What the fuck is that?
  4. Fuckin'
  5. You little tit biscuit
  6. Piss (x2)
  7. FUCK IT, THIS IS PISS!
  8. Cock
  9. COCK MUNCH!
  10. It's a shit
  11. IT'S A SHIT
  12. YOU JUST FUCKED UP YOUR LAST MEAL, BUTTWIPE!
  13. FUCKIN'
  14. No! It's (insert)

Safe Sex PSA - Link

  1. (scream)

George Lopez[edit | edit source]

  • George joins the Neighborhood what-cha and raises the vigil-ante
    1. We just found out there's a molester in the neighborhood and we're gonna scare him outta here. You want in?

Hardcore Pawn[edit | edit source]

  • Customer Disrespects Ashley - Link
    1. That's my bitch
    2. We're gonna kick his ass

Hell's Kitchen[edit | edit source]

Giovanni Dickface - Link

  1. I don't give a fuck
  2. Dickface! (x2)

Where's the Lamb Sauce - Link

  1. Where's the lamb SAUCE? (x2)
  2. There's just NOTHING coming together!
  3. Oh fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fuckin' Yankee Dankee Doodle shite!

(unknown) - Link

  1. Listen, listen, listen, listen! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
  2. You're a first-class cunt!

How I Met Your Mother[edit | edit source]

  • Aldrin Justice - Link
    1. That's a penis!
  • Architect of Destruction
    1. You have a small penis

iCarly[edit | edit source]

iRocked the Vote - Link

  1. Hobknocker

iSpace Out

  1. Dun-dun-dun!

The Inbetweeners[edit | edit source]

The Duke of Edinburg Awards

  1. Cum

The Fashion Show - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFND61j7XDo Link]

  1. Fuck off!

First Day - Link

  1. I'll rip your fucking throat out

Will is Home Alone - Link

  1. What. THE FUCK. Are you doing?

Inside Edition[edit | edit source]

Bill O'Reilly Freak Out - Link

  1. Fuckin' thing sucks
  2. Fuck it!

The IT Crowd[edit | edit source]

Tramps Like Us - Link

  1. Fuck off!

Jeopardy[edit | edit source]

60s/80s Think theme - Link

  1. (think theme)

Late 90s/Early 2000s Think theme - Link

  1. (think theme)

2/22/2018

  1. Fred's lube

Kenny vs. Spenny[edit | edit source]

Who Can Commit the Most Crime? - Link

  1. Now I wanna rape a man
  2. Let's do some man rape

The Late Show with David Letterman[edit | edit source]

Donald Trump Attacks O'Donnell - Link

  1. Rosie O'Donnell

Lazy Town[edit | edit source]

Robbie's Dream Team - Link

  1. Here's the deal

Look Around You[edit | edit source]

Calcium

  1. Look around you

Mad TV[edit | edit source]

John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper - link

  1. Go f[bleep] yourself!
  2. F[bleep]in' bulls[bleep]t!
  3. I'm gonna kick him in da ASS!

That's My White Mama - Link

  1. Don't make me break my foot up in yo ass!

MasterChef[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Masturbate

Mock the Week[edit | edit source]

Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster - Link

  1. Where the fuck have you been?

Monty Python's Flying Circus[edit | edit source]

  • Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
  1. Different
  • Wither, Canada?
  1. It

NASCAR[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Bullshit
  2. That's fucking bullshit
  3. Asshole

Ned's Declassified[edit | edit source]

  • Math
    1. Without math we are CAVEMEN EATING MUD!

The Office (US)[edit | edit source]

Did I Stutter? - Link

  1. Did I STUTTER?

Frame Toby - Link

  1. NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
  2. No!

Gay Witch Hunt

  1. No, not really

Peep Show[edit | edit source]

Nether Zone

  1. UGGGGH! I'M SO SCREWED, SO UTTERLY UTTERLY SCREWED!

Penn and Teller: Bullshit[edit | edit source]

Abstinence - Link

  1. Fuck you in the neck

Eat This! - Link

  1. You need to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP! - Link
  2. Racist

Ground Zero - Link

  1. Eat this mother FUCKERS!
  2. Assholes
  3. Fuck you!

Manners - Link

  1. Bitch!

Sleep Inc.

  1. And Jesus motherfucking Christ!

(unknown)

  1. Goddamn motherfucking

The People V.S OJ Simpson[edit | edit source]

  • Episode 5
    1. Nigga Please!

Pitchmen[edit | edit source]

Billy Mays Blooper - Link

  1. You shittin' me?

The Price is Right[edit | edit source]

Losing horn - Link

  1. (Losing horn sound)

Saturday Night Live[edit | edit source]

  • Weekend Update S34 E4 with Seth Meyers
    • 700 billion
  • Matt Foley - Link
    • Doobies
    • In a van down by the river
  • CNN Election Center Cold Open - Link
    • I have a great big huge dick
  • The Herihley Boy Housesitting Service
    1. Sweet mother of GOD, WHAT IS THE HOLD UP?
  • 5/2/2015
    • Papa John's
    • On her
    • Body
  • Weekend Update: Stefon's Tips for the Spring
    1. Your mother and I are separating

Sesame Street[edit | edit source]

(I Can't Get No) Co-operation - Link

  1. Hope
  2. Fit

Various clips of Cookie Monster

    • OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Stranger Things[edit | edit source]

Chapter Eight: The Bathtub - Link

  1. Shit!(x7)
  2. (scream)

Strutter[edit | edit source]

  1. Cocksuckers
  2. Fucking

Tales from the Crypt[edit | edit source]

  • Split Personality - Link
    1. What the fuck is this piece of shit?
  • The Third Pig
    1. Hooray, hooray, at last I can cheer! The freaking police are finally here!

That 70s Show[edit | edit source]

Red's Last Day - Link

  1. You're a dumbass

Red's New Job - Link

  1. Dumbass (x2)

Reefer Madness

  1. Dumbass! - Link

Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job![edit | edit source]

I Sit Down When I Pee - Link

  1. Pee
  2. Hey bro, I gotta go!
  3. No can do, I'm taking a pee!
  4. I just can't stand touchin' my dong

To Catch a Predator[edit | edit source]

Cleanest, Best Pleasure - Link

  1. In your mouth

Petaluma, California Part 1 (a_latino_man559) - Link

  1. A latino man (a_latino_man559)
  2. Horny
  3. Sexually
  4. Genitals

(unknown) - Link

  1. Rape
  2. Sex

The Tracy Ullman Show[edit | edit source]

  • The Simpsons: Family Portrait - Link
    1. Here we go

Trigger Happy TV[edit | edit source]

  • Interrupting a Meditation Session - Link
    1. What the fuck do you think you're doing?

TruTv / The Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest[edit | edit source]

  • World's Dumbest Animal Encounters
    1. Get the hell out of there!
  • World's Dumbest Criminals 17
    1. Skunk
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 4
    1. Vast quantities of alcohol
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 7
    1. Impromptu strip show
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 11 - Link
    • Oh God! I hate it when the sober friend shows up to make sure no one can have any fun!
    • Gotta fix the girls, make sure they look good, you know?
    • Tragically, this girl's uh, top stays on.
    • Which is very, very unfortunate!
    • That's right, work it! Yeah, shake your money maker!
    • The woman is actually shaking fat in her legs? That makes it less sexy.
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 20
    1. To show off your boobs
    2. To cover up your (unconscious) titties
    3. Is one of the sluttiest
  • World's Dumbest Performers 2 - Link
    1. Adult entertainment
    2. Sexual position
    3. Doggie style
    4. Tim Patch is known to the art world as "Prickasso"
    5. Yeah, this is a sexy painting isn't it?
    6. Penis painting
    7. A male only striptease class
    8. Was this done with someone's penis
  • World's Dumbest Performers 6 - Link
    1. Booties?
    2. I'm trapped ... TRAPPED ... Blast it!
    3. Reservoir tip
  • World's Dumbest Performers 7 - Link
    1. Girl, go on, break it down!
    2. Sexually assault
    3. How was it, sexy?
    4. I am hungry for boobs!
    5. Satanic
    6. Porn flick
    7. Let's reset out boners back to one.
  • World's Dumbest Performers 16 - Link
    1. Well, I guess someone wasn't an idiot for bringing their scuba gear after all! Huh?
    2. A career in prostitution
  • World's Smartest Inventions 13 - Link
    1. Condoms in your boobs

Two and a Half Men[edit | edit source]

  • Ergo the Booty Call
    1. The little blue pills with the "V" on them
  • I Called Him Magoo
    1. Please don't make me stay home with a boner!
  • It was 'Mame', Mom - Link
    1. Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?
  • Welcome Home Jake - Link
    1. Kinky Sex

Vanguard[edit | edit source]

  • Missionaries of Hate (EAT DA POO POO) - Link
  1. Sodomy
  2. Homosexuality
  3. A man's anus
  4. Fisting
  5. Poo poo (x2)
  6. Eat da poo poo
  7. It is so painful they have to take drugs
  8. They enjoy it
  9. Having sucked the other persons rectum
  10. DEEEEPAH
  11. As a human right to eat da poo poo of our children?!

Veep[edit | edit source]

B/ill

  1. Join the circle-jerk, grab a dick

Viva la Bam[edit | edit source]

Bamiature Golf

  1. FOUR AND A HALF HOURS

The Weird Al Show[edit | edit source]

The Obligatory Holiday Episode

  1. Slightly less than I'd like bamboo splinters under my fingernails! Link

The Whitest Kids U' Know[edit | edit source]

The Boner Song - Link

  1. Boner

Butterbar- Link

  1. Oh hell no

Cumfetti - Link

  1. No I don't
  2. My dick
  3. Why is confetti coming out of my dick?
  4. Cancer
  5. I'm about to splooge!
  6. (Masturbation noises)
  7. (News headline music)
  8. You got some masturbating to do!
  9. A handjob from a magician

Dear Black People (whitestkids.com version) - Link

  1. Shut the fuck up!

Gandalf - Link

  1. RAPE HIM!
  2. I fucking hate you! (x2)
  3. Why the fuck?
  4. Everybody, shut the fuck up!
  5. Asshole!
  6. That hurts!
  7. Cut the shit, you old fruit.
  8. God damn
  9. What the fuck?
  10. Eleventy twenty teenth

Get a New Daddy - Link

    1. Play with your sack

Grapist - Link

  1. Open wide, kids! Cause I'm gonna (g)rape you in the mouth!
  2. Begging to get (g)raped.
  3. He (g)rapes people. He (g)rapes people in the mouth.
  4. I'm going to rape you!
  5. (G)rapist(x2)
  6. I love it! He like, (g)rapes the kids!
  7. To me, it sounds like he's saying, he's going to.... rape them.
  8. This is obviously a rape scenario!

Great Grandmas - Link

  1. Porn

Halloweiner- Link

  1. Shit! (x2)
  2. Suck my dick!
  3. You better watch out before I fuck you up your fat fuckin' ass
  4. Fuckin'
  5. Pussy
  6. What the fuck for, you fucking bitch?!
  7. All you fucking buttfuckers

Insult Restaurant - Link

  1. Blow each other
  2. Pussies
  3. Pussy
  4. Wash your filthy pussies
  5. I'll get a beer
  6. Faggots
  7. You guys are faggots
  8. Shut up
  9. Shut up and get it yourselves

Pussy Restaurant - Link

  1. Fuck you
  2. Big fuckin' pussy

Timmy Poops His Pants - Link

  1. That's fucking disgusting!
  2. Wash your goddamn hand
  3. Grab poop out of your butt
  4. Oh, shit
  5. I got my poop 'em my face

Walt Whitman - Link

  1. It tasted like salt
  2. My wiener
  3. My dick
  4. I want to stick my dick in boobs
  5. In my hands
  6. In my mouth

We Live in Garbage - Link

  1. Motherfucker
  2. Fuck
  3. Fuck face
  4. My ejaculate
  5. Homeless ejaculate
  6. Condoms

What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln - Link

  1. Shiiiiiiit!
  2. Oh, no
  3. Suck my (presidential) cock, bitch!
  4. You fatass piece of shit!
  5. Oh, now you fucked up!
  6. Now you had fucked up
  7. Who said that? Which one of you dead motherfuckers just said that shit?
  8. You shut the fuck up

Asian Hooker

  1. Prostitute

Mt. Everest

  1. Super crazy sexy cool

Pimp Pun Disaster

  1. Whore

Ending Logos

  1. Holy shit!

Reagan

  1. In the fucking face

WLWT News 5[edit | edit source]

Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP) - Link

  1. Fuck her right in the pussy!

Wonder Showzen[edit | edit source]

Justice (He-Bro) - Link

  1. Man-milk

Space (Plastic Surgeons Without Borders) - Link

  1. THAT'S RACIST!!!

Workaholics[edit | edit source]

Real Time - Link

  1. Tampons

WWE[edit | edit source]

August 12, 2002 Brock Lesnar promo - Link

  1. Shut up, bitch!

March 12, 2012 promo - Link

  1. Cleveland steamer

February 11, 2002 - Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's wedding - Link

  1. A no good lying bitch!

November 11, 1999 - Big Boss Man interrupts the funeral of Big Show's father - Link

  1. What in the hell is that?
  2. No you don't you son of a bitch!
  3. Hell no!

De-Generation X Apology Speech - [8]

  1. Damn
  2. Bitch
  3. Fuck
  4. Goddamn
  5. Jesus Christ
  6. Faggot
  7. Dick
  8. Aw, shit!
  9. Watch your fucking mouth!
  10. Fuck me.
  11. Goddamnit!....fuck.
  12. Oh
  13. I was UP. ALL. NIGHT!

Iron Sheik 2007 Shoot Interview' - Link

  1. FAAAAHKIN BULLSHIT!
  2. Whore
  3. Cocksucking piece of shit
  4. Fuck you (x2)
  5. Son of a bitch
  6. Fucked your ass
  7. Fuck your ass
  8. I'm gonna fuck your mother
  9. I'm gonna fuck your sister
  10. Motherfucking piece of shit

(unknown promo probably from 90s) - [9]

  1. That's a bunch of bullshit!

Movies[edit | edit source]

2001: A Space Odyssey[edit | edit source]

  1. I am a HAL 9000 computer

300[edit | edit source]

  1. THIS! IS! SPARTA! - Link

The Abyss[edit | edit source]

  1. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls[edit | edit source]

  1. Your balls are showing. - Link

American History X[edit | edit source]

  1. I don't fucking know
  2. Don't laugh!
  3. Close the fucking book
  4. We're losing
  5. Fucking
  6. Archie Miller
  7. Dave
  8. Mike
  9. Come here!
  10. Fucking
  11. Difficult
  12. Monkey
  13. Opinion of this whole matter
  14. Rodney King
  15. Total son of a bitch
  16. Liberal nonsense
  17. Here we go again
  18. Sit your ass down
  19. Stay out of it
  20. Shut your fucking mouth
  21. Two shits
  22. Kike
  23. Nigger loving hippie bullshit
  24. Asshole fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker
  25. Not welcome

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[edit | edit source]

  1. Big ol' behind - Link
  2. Go fuck yourself - Link
  3. You are a smelly pirate hooker
  4. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  5. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
  6. Damn it!
  7. Barbecue sauce

Anger Managment[edit | edit source]

  1. Move your ass dipshit! - Link

The Animal[edit | edit source]

  1. I'm from the free press. What's up my butt?

The Aristocats[edit | edit source]

  1. Everybody wants to be a (cat) - Link

ATHF: Movie Film for Theaters[edit | edit source]

  1. Up your butt!
  2. I will bite your torso and give you a disease

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery[edit | edit source]

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me[edit | edit source]

  1. Dick
  2. Penis
  3. Tallywhacker
  4. Schlong
  5. Wiener (x2)
  6. Nuts
  7. One-eyed monster
  8. Why won’t you die?

Austin Powers in Goldmember[edit | edit source]

  1. How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? - Link
  2. Melons
  3. Boobs

Back to the Future[edit | edit source]

  1. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bastard!!!
  2. So why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here?

Bad Boys[edit | edit source]

  1. Freeze bitch!
  2. You freeze, BITCH!
  3. Oh, shit! I'm fucked.

Beavis and Butthead Do America[edit | edit source]

  1. This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before

Bee Movie[edit | edit source]

  1. Drag queen
  2. Ya like jazz?

The Benchwarmers[edit | edit source]

  1. Later, fartface!

Big Daddy[edit | edit source]

  1. They're gay, that's what gay guys do.

Black Swan[edit | edit source]

  • Shut your mouth!

Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows[edit | edit source]

  1. THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! - Link

Blazing Saddles[edit | edit source]

  1. Kansas City faggots
  2. (farts)
  3. Raped
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. What the hell is that shit?

Borat[edit | edit source]

  1. Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan

Born on the Fourth of July[edit | edit source]

  1. Penis (x3)
  2. Big fucking erect penis - Link

The Breakfast Club[edit | edit source]

  1. You are a bitch! - Link
  2. Son of a bitch - Link

Bridesmaids[edit | edit source]

  1. Go and fuck yourself - Link

Bronson[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Shut your fucking mouth!
  2. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT!
  3. Shut it!

Caddyshack[edit | edit source]

  1. I feel like a hundred dollars
  2. Hey, you two should get a room!

Cars[edit | edit source]

  1. Boy, you are in a heap of trouble!

A Christmas Carol (2009)[edit | edit source]

  1. Uncle

Clerks[edit | edit source]

  1. Jizz-mopper

Deleted Funeral Scene

  1. Butt-fucking?

Clerks 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Sexy stud
  2. With a mouthful of donkey spunk

Cobb[edit | edit source]

  1. [Mother]fucker

Coming to America[edit | edit source]

  1. You dumb fuck! - Link
  2. You must be outta your goddamn mind!

Commando[edit | edit source]

  1. Buuuullshit! - Link

Deadfall[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  2. Fucking
  3. Jack shit
  4. HI-FUCKING-YA!

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo[edit | edit source]

  1. Those motherfuckers! - Link

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels[edit | edit source]

  1. Oh, Lord, this is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood[edit | edit source]

  1. Please man, I'll suck your dick! -Link

Eight Crazy Nights[edit | edit source]

Technical Foul - Link

  1. Bullshit
  2. Wash my ass

The Exorcist[edit | edit source]

  1. Grass
  2. (Your mother) sucks cocks in hell

Falling Down[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. What is THIS doing in there? FAGGOT SHIT.
  2. NOOOOOOOO! (smash)

Farce of the Penguins[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Penis
  2. Fuck you!
  3. FUUUCK YOOOU!
  4. I'm freezing my nuts off!
  5. My nuts! (x2)
  6. No, fuck you you old nutless motherfuck!
  7. You don't have nuts!
  8. On his ass!
  9. Your nuts!
  10. Nuts
  11. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
  12. You son of a bitch
  13. (Grunt of pain)

Fear of a Black Hat[edit | edit source]

  1. Yo bitch - Link

Finding Nemo[edit | edit source]

  1. Just keep swimming!
  2. (*Bubbles*) ... Nice.

The Fly[edit | edit source]

  1. Help me!

Freddy Got Fingered[edit | edit source]

Deleted scenes

  1. Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy!
  2. Ding dong!
  3. You can't hurt me! Not with my cheese helmet!

Friday[edit | edit source]

  1. I was just bullshitting - Link
  2. What kinda shit is that? - Link
  3. DAMMMMNNNN! - Link
  4. You got knocked the fuck out man! - Link
  5. Sit yo ass DOWN. - Link

Fritz the Cat[edit | edit source]

  1. Shiiiiiiit

Frozen[edit | edit source]

For the First Time in Forever

  1. Balls

Full Metal Jacket[edit | edit source]

  1. Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
  2. I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
  3. Were you about to call me an asshole!? - Link
  4. Holy jesus? - Link
  5. What the fuck is that? - Link
  6. Who the fuck said that?
  7. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? - Link
  8. I'm gonna rip your balls off! - Linnk
  9. [Private Pyle], whatever you do don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!

Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary[edit | edit source]

NiggaNiggaNigga - Link

  1. I'm one hundred percent nigga
  2. I'm TWO hundered percent nigga!
  3. Beer
  4. Malt liquor
  5. Chicken
  6. Hoes
  7. Bitches
  8. 'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga!
  9. Our dicks is bigga
  10. N... I-G-G-A!
  11. My dog
  12. Them hoes IS bitches

Gayniggers From Outer Space[edit | edit source]

  1. Gay niggers

Get Him to the Greek[edit | edit source]

Fuck Your Shit Up - Link

  1. Gonna fuck your shit (x2)
  2. Gonna fuck your shit up
  3. Gonna knock your bitch
  4. Gonna bang your bitch
  5. Gonna knock your bitch up

The Glimmer Man[edit | edit source]

  1. Your ugly white ass

Gone With the Wind[edit | edit source]

  1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Link

Goodfellas[edit | edit source]

  1. The fuck is the matter with you? - Link

The Graduate[edit | edit source]

  1. (scream)

The Great White Hype[edit | edit source]

  1. Damn, daaaaaammmnnn! - Link

Grown Ups[edit | edit source]

  1. Wasted every single day of my life - Link

Hamet 2[edit | edit source]

  1. A herpes outbreak

Happy Gillmore[edit | edit source]

  1. The price is wrong, bitch. - Link

The Hangover Part 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Did you die?

Harlan Ellison: Dreams with Sharp Teeth[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Fuck no!

The Hateful Eight[edit | edit source]

  1. What?

Home Alone[edit | edit source]

  1. (Marv screaming in pain)
  2. (Marv shrieking in terror) - Link

Hot Fuzz[edit | edit source]

  1. Yeah, motherfucker - Link

Hot Wheels: World Race[edit | edit source]

  1. GET OUT OF MY CAR, NOW!
  2. He’s a punk

House Party[edit | edit source]

Jail Rap - Link

  1. Suck my dick!
  2. I'll kick your fuckin' ass!

Idiocracy[edit | edit source]

  1. There's that fag talk we talked about

In Cold Blood[edit | edit source]

  1. Bullshit

Inglourious Basterds[edit | edit source]

  1. Nazis

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. You gotta take a shit
  3. You dumb fuck!

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius[edit | edit source]

  1. Well, what do you know

Keanu[edit | edit source]

  1. HNIC

The Kentucky Fried Movie[edit | edit source]

Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker - Link

  1. Niggers!

Kindergarten Cop[edit | edit source]

  1. SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! - Link

The Ladies Man[edit | edit source]

  1. It is the fault of the wang

Lenoard Cohen: I'm Your Man[edit | edit source]

The Future (Teddy Thompson's Leonard Cohen cover) - Link

  1. Anal sex

The Lion King[edit | edit source]

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Lorax[edit | edit source]

  • Let It Grow - Link
    1. YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring[edit | edit source]

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Link

Mean Girls[edit | edit source]

  • In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. - Link

Mississipi Burning[edit | edit source]

  1. Nigger lovin' Jew boy - Link

Monsters Inc.[edit | edit source]

  1. Now put that (thing) back where it came from, or so help me...

Movie 43[edit | edit source]

  1. How long is your dick? - Link
  2. I don't know coach.
  3. A foot and a half
  4. Their arm ain't even that long!
  5. A big pair of black fucking nuts, hanging on your forehead

Nacho Libre[edit | edit source]

  1. Diarrhea - Link

Natural Born Killers[edit | edit source]

  1. Fuck you!

Neighbors[edit | edit source]

Delta Psi's Epic Party Moments - Link

  1. Motherfuckin'

So Long Neighbor. - Link

  1. Well play motherfuckers.

The New York Hardcore Chronicles[edit | edit source]

10 Questions w/ Ron Rancid (The Nilhilistics) - Link

  1. You guys are so fucking hardcore
  2. Bullshit
  3. Take that to the fucking bank

The Nightmare Before Christmas[edit | edit source]

  1. What's this?

=== The Paper === - Link

    1. Well guess fucking what?
    2. Go... fuck yourself!

Planet of the Apes[edit | edit source]

  1. Ah, Damn you! God damn you all to hell. - Link
  2. You damn, dirty (insert)

Pulp Fiction[edit | edit source]

  1. Shut the fuck up! - Link
  2. Hamburgers - Link
  3. Get the fuck out my face with that shit! - Link
  4. Niggers (from dead nigger storage) - Link
  5. Why the fuck’d you do that?
  6. Does he look like a bitch?
  7. Does he LOOK... like a BITCH?!

Punch Drunk Love[edit | edit source]

  1. Go fuck yourself - Link

The Ref[edit | edit source]

  1. Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? - Link

Rise of the Planet of the Apes[edit | edit source]

  1. NO!!!

The Road to El Dorado[edit | edit source]

  1. (Tulio and Miguel's girlish screaming)

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Poisoning

The Room[edit | edit source]

  1. Fucking
  2. Don't touch me, motherfucker
  3. You’re not my fucking mother!

Sausage Party[edit | edit source]

Red band trailer #1 - Link

  1. Jesus fuck!
  2. For the love of shit!

Red band trailer #2 - Link

  1. You fuckin' whore!

Se7en[edit | edit source]

  1. NO!

Scary Movie[edit | edit source]

  1. Run bitch! Ruuuun! - Link

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World[edit | edit source]

  1. Haaaaard

Shine Box[edit | edit source]

  1. Go home and get your fuckin' - Link
  2. Motherfuckin' mutt!
  3. You fuckin' piece of shit!

Shrek[edit | edit source]

  1. You dense, irrating, miniature beast of burden
  2. Oh, for the love of Pete!
  3. Stubborn jackass!

'DVD Menu -Link

  1. WHAT are you doing in my swamp?

Shrek 2[edit | edit source]

  1. And well, now, we're sexy! - Link
  2. Uno, dos, cuatro!

Silent Night[edit | edit source]

  1. INTERNET POR-NO-GRA-PHY

Silver Streak[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard!

The Simpsons Movie[edit | edit source]

  1. PENIS! - Link
  2. Generations of inbreeding
  3. I like men now!
  4. Bountiful penis

Slap Shot[edit | edit source]

  1. Cocksucking faggot

Snakes on a Plane[edit | edit source]

  1. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! - Link

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut[edit | edit source]

  1. Dammit! - Link 1 Link Link
  2. Little boy, you're going to Hell!
  3. Oh, you shit-faced cockmaster!
  4. What the heck is a rimjob?
  5. A complete retard
  6. You fucking Jew
  7. Fuck
  8. The Iranian gynecologist
  9. You fucking fatass
  10. How would you like to suck my balls? (x2, second being through megaphone)
  11. ...Holy shit, dude.
  12. What's the big fucking deal, bitch?
  13. Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker
  14. Lick your ass
  15. Fuck you guys
  16. Fuck my ass and call me a bitch
  17. Horse fucker
  18. Big floppy donkey dick

Spaceballs[edit | edit source]

  1. Assholes - Link

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie[edit | edit source]

  1. Where am I, in Crazytown? - Link

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water[edit | edit source]

Squeeze Me - Link

  1. Squeeze me

The Spy Who Shagged Me[edit | edit source]

  1. Get in my (insert)

Stand by Me[edit | edit source]

  1. Lardass - Link

Star Trek: First Contact[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. NO!

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith[edit | edit source]

  1. Noooooooooooooo! -Link

Step Brothers[edit | edit source]

  1. Fuck you [Dale]! Fuck you! - Link
  2. Holy Santa Claus shit. - [10]
  3. You fucking crazy man. YOU. SOUND. INSANE, do you realize that? You should be medicated. - Link
  4. THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON! In the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK! - Link

The Sting[edit | edit source]

  1. Goddamn nigger lover! - Link

Straight Outta Compton[edit | edit source]

  1. Jesus Christ, man!
  2. You think I give a fuck about these fucking records?
  3. Jew-bashing bullshit?
  4. Ignorant fuck
  5. I don't understand why the fuck you're not more angry about this!
  6. What the fuck we can play
  7. What the fuck we can say

Superbad[edit | edit source]

  1. Fuck my life - Link

Superman Returns[edit | edit source]

  1. NO! Not that.- Link
  2. WRONG!

Team America: World Police[edit | edit source]

  1. All covered in shit
  2. Fuck
  3. Surprise, cockfags!

Everyone Has AIDS - Link

  1. Everyone has AIDS!
  2. And everyone is dead from AIDS...
  3. AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
  4. Everyone has AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS - AIDS!

America, Fuck Yeah!

  1. Fuck yeah!

Ted[edit | edit source]

Ted is Alive - Link

  1. Jesus H fuck!

The Thunder Song - Link

  1. You can suck my dick!

Ted 2[edit | edit source]

  1. What the fuck did you just call me?!- Link
  2. Shut the fuck up!
  3. You shut the fuck up!
  4. There's so much PORN!
  5. Clockwise rimjob
  6. Counter-clockwise rimjob
  7. "Chicks with Dicks"?!

There's Something About Mary[edit | edit source]

  1. Step into my office cause you're fucking fired

This is the End[edit | edit source]

  1. I'm gonna tittyfuck you
  2. DON'T TITTYFUCK ME!

Toy Story[edit | edit source]

  1. (Laughing) - Link

Tropic Thunder[edit | edit source]

  1. I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Link
  2. FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
  3. Motherfucker!
  4. I will massacre you!
  5. Big ass titties!

UHF[edit | edit source]

Waiting[edit | edit source]

  1. Shut the fuck up! - Link
  2. Fucking psycho-babble bullshit asshole!

Welcome to the Dollhouse[edit | edit source]

  1. Fuck this shit

The Wesley Willis Experience: A Documentery[edit | edit source]

Link

  1. Get the fuck away from me

When Harry Met Sally[edit | edit source]

  1. Orgasm - Link

Zack and Miri Make a Porno[edit | edit source]

  1. Make a porno
  2. There's poo in there.
  3. Cum shot.
  4. Fuck
  5. Worst porno I've ever seen
  6. Suck COCK. - Link

Radio Shows[edit | edit source]

The Dennis Miller Show[edit | edit source]

  • Fat fuck

The Dog House[edit | edit source]

  • Fence Prank Call - Link(original is not on YouTube, link is to a SSBB recreation)
    1. NO! (x40)
    2. OH, HELL NO!
  • Newspaper Prank Call - Link
    1. Yeah, *beep* you, you bring my *beep*in' paper
    2. Do you want me kick your ass?
    3. You dumb *beep*.
    4. I'm gonna kick some ass
  • Pool Prank Call -Link
    1. Don't tell me to shut up!
    2. I don't know what the hell you're talking about
    3. I found a dead horse.
    4. You son of a bitch!
    5. (siren)

Kevin and Bean[edit | edit source]

  • Hey There, Vagina - Link
    1. Hey there, vagina

The Red Bar Radio Show[edit | edit source]

  • Niggerz Bop - Link
    1. Niggers

Tom Leykis[edit | edit source]

  1. You filthy bitch
  2. Skanky bitch

The MJ Morning Show (Crotchety Prank Calls/Milton Fludgecow)[edit | edit source]

  • The Abused Car Salesman - Link
    1. Greasemonkey
  • The Elevator - Link
    1. Get me the hell out of here!
  • Demonic Furby
    1. Die, die, die! Hee-hee-hee!
    2. This thing is starting to scare the hell outta me!
  • Wunder Boner
    1. Erectile dysfunction
    2. Boner

Stand up Comedy[edit | edit source]

Bo Burnham[edit | edit source]

  • Kill Yourself - Link
    • Kill yourself (x2)

Chris Rock[edit | edit source]

  • Tossed Salad Man - Link
    1. Oral sex
    2. Toss my salad
    3. Fucked up!
  • Black people versus Niggas - Link
    1. Niggers
    2. Keeping it real
    3. Mothafucka
    4. Damn

Dane Cook[edit | edit source]

  • Head - Link
    1. My dick feels like corn
  • The Friend Nobody Likes - Link
    1. Bag of douche!
  • Car Accident - Link
    1. Check out this motherfucker! (x2)

Dave Chappelle[edit | edit source]

  • Men and Woman Psychology - Link
    1. Gotcha, bitch!
  • Sesame Street - Link
    1. Bitch I live in a fucking trash can!
    2. I'm the poorest mother fucker

Eddie Griffin[edit | edit source]

  • Jerkin' Off - Link
    1. Jackin' off (x3)

Eddie Murphy[edit | edit source]

  • The Barbecue - Link
    1. It's my house, if you don't like it, get the fuck out
    2. You missed me, bitch

Eric O’Shea[edit | edit source]

  • Songs For Television Commercials - Link
    1. Viagra

George Carlin[edit | edit source]

Back In Town[edit | edit source]

  • State Prison Farms
    1. Beat nine people to death with a steel dildo
  • Free-Floating Hostility: Colored Ribbons
    1. Eat shit, motherfucker!

Carlin on Campus[edit | edit source]

    1. Sports Cheer
    2. Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!

Doin' It Again[edit | edit source]

  • Some People Are Stupid - Link
    1. Some people are really fuckin' stupid.
    2. This guy is fuckin’ stupid!
    3. Full of shit (x3)
    4. Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts!
  • Rape Can Be Funny
    1. Rapist
    2. Fuck you, I think it’s hilarious! How do you like that?
    3. What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?
  • Feminist Blowjob
    1. Swallow cum
    2. Rape
    3. Gimme a blowjob
    4. Blowjobs

It's Bad For Ya[edit | edit source]

  • Stupid Bullshit - Link
    1. Stupid bullshit

Jammin' In New York[edit | edit source]

  • Little Things We Share
    1. I gotta get the fuck outta here!

Life Is Worth Losing[edit | edit source]

  • Dumb Americans - Link
  1. Fuckin' dumb
  2. Fuckin’ people
  3. Holy jumpin’ fuckin’ shitballs!
  4. Its just fuckin’ dandy!
  5. Big fat motherfuckers

You Are All Diseased[edit | edit source]

  • Angels - Link
    1. What are you, fuckin' stupid?

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics[edit | edit source]

  • They're Only Words
    1. Bullshit!

Gilbert Gottfried[edit | edit source]

  • Dead Hooker, Cocksucker, Armless & Leggless - Link
    1. Could you please give me a blowjob?
    2. How should I know? You're the cocksucker!
    3. Dead hooker
    4. Whore house
    5. You're fucked now!
    6. I've never been fucked
  • The Roast of David Hasselhoff - Link
    1. What an asshole!

Henry Rollins[edit | edit source]

  • Angriest Rant - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7MrnhRMGY
    1. ahhhhm I fucking hate Yankees, ohahahahahoho
    2. FUCKING I DON'T CARE, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go
    3. [yell]
    4. Forcing me to be an asshole beyond measure
    5. GAAAAH! YOU FUCKING...BOVINE...PIGWHORE!
    6. OH GOD, don't you ever get it though your fucking brain?...you FUCKING...UGLY...FAT..BITCH!
    7. How the fuck
    8. Your fat bovine and throw it in front of the front wheel so it can go no further? How the fuck am I going to miss my flight then? Your fucking purpose on the planet is to get me my broading pass and my ticket NOOOW!

Jeff Dunham[edit | edit source]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

    1. Silence! (x3)
    2. I kill you! (x3)

Achmed sings Jingle Bombs

    1. In Iraq
    2. In the ass

Coffee, Crack, and Gay Superheroes

    1. Crack

Arguing with Myself'

    1. Bastard
    2. Crack
    3. Oh shit.
    4. Cracker
    5. Drinkin' beeeeerr!
    6. GET. OFF.
    7. Oral sex
    8. SOMEONE KILL ME, PLEASE.
    9. The fuck is that?

Louis CK[edit | edit source]

Oh My God (Driving bit) - Link

    1. Worthless piece of shit


Richard Pryor[edit | edit source]

  • Nigger With A Seizure (from "That Nigger's Crazy) Link
    1. Mothafucka!

Ron White[edit | edit source]

Airplane Seating

    1. A big fat fuck

Youtube Channels[edit | edit source]

Comedy[edit | edit source]

AlienMyth64[edit | edit source]

  • Squidward's House: Sponge Out of Water RANT AND REVIEW - Link
    1. Ghetto

The Amazing Racist[edit | edit source]

  • The Amazing Racist on African Americans - Link
    1. You need to take that shit and get your ass up on out of here!
    2. Mr. Jefferson
    3. You need to take that fucking shit up out of here man!

Angry Grandpa[edit | edit source]

  • (unknown episode) - Link
    1. I don't give a goddamn

Animeme[edit | edit source]

  • Baby Godfather
    1. Who the fuck
    2. Son of a bitch
  • Baby Godfather 2
    1. Fat (purple) fuck
    2. Motherfucker
    3. He's dead
    4. Balls
  • Philosoraptor
    1. Blowjob
  • Philosoraptor 2
    1. Private parts
    2. Prostitute
  • Philosoraptor 3
    1. Child molester
  • Awesome Penguin
    1. Erection
    2. Virginity
  • Anti-Joke Chicken 2
    1. AIDS
  • Pick Up Line Panda
    1. Show me your tits!
  • Pick Up Line Panda
    1. My penis
  • ANIMEME 5 - PEDOBEAR
    1. Hey, fucktard!
  • ANIMEME 6 - PSYBEAM
    1. Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!
  • ANIMEME 18 - BIRDS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
    1. Shut the FUCK up!
    2. Get laid
  • ANIMEME 19 - MTV
    1. Suck dick for crack

Annoying Orange[edit | edit source]

  • Annoying Orange vs. FRED
  1. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.
  • Marshmallow's Missing (feat. Mikey Bolts) - Link
    1. Gender
  • TV of TERROR!!!
    1. Oh, no, I'm NAKED!

asathecomic[edit | edit source]

  • Reporter Turns Ghetto In 3 Seconds!! (SPOOF) - Link
    1. Punkass motherfucker, who believes that shit? Broke ass motherfucker, cocaine with baking soda smoking bitchass!
  • Ding Fries Are Done (Ghetto Version) - Link
    1. Motherf*beep* this job (x2)

BigBrudda[edit | edit source]

  • F*ck McJuggerNuggets - Link
    1. God Dammit!

TheCaveManEngi[edit | edit source]

  • Xbox Live conversation he recorded specifically for edit use - [11]
    1. Bitch
    2. Dick
    3. Floppy donkey dick
    4. MMMM-UH, FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
    5. Fuck you
    6. Penis
    7. Weed
    8. (eating noises)

Cinemassacre[edit | edit source]

  • You Know What's Bullshit?! Hotel TVs
    1. (You know what's) BULLSHIT?!

CollegeHumor[edit | edit source]

  • Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer - Link
    1. A pedophile
  • Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey - Link
    1. HOLY FUCK, is this wrong. But holy hell...is it erotic.
    2. Clitoris
    3. Fisting
    4. Ass
  • Everyone is an Asshole - Link
    1. Assholes
  • Hardly Working: Insulting My Boss with a Punk Rock Video - Link
    1. 9/11

CopperCab[edit | edit source]

  • ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST! - Link
    1. A fat white guy
    2. You know
    3. A piece of fried chicken and some watermelon
    4. I'm black for a day
    5. NOOO!
    6. Hey little man
    7. BULLSHIT!
  • GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! - Link
    1. Christian

Crank Lucas[edit | edit source]

  • BET CENSORS BE LIKE - Link
    1. Fuckboy

Daneboe[edit | edit source]

  • Scary Faces: End Game
    1. Suck on this! - Link

danglerwfw[edit | edit source]

  • Deadwood Pancakes - Link
    1. Cocksucker
    2. You stupid son of a bitch

David Firth (fatpie)[edit | edit source]

  • Cream
    1. Three different types of AIDS
    2. You'll get AIDS
  • Jerry Jackson outtakes
    1. Pornography magazines
  • Michael Jackson Sinister Re-Dub
    1. Gonna Rape ya
  • Dollar on My Dick
    1. On my dick
    2. Shoot you in the tits

David Spates[edit | edit source]

  • Crackhead Thief #2 - Link
    1. What the helll?

dcigs[edit | edit source]

  • BLACK MAN ANGRY AT KFC @siggas - Link
    1. Lick one of your titties
    2. Bitch!
  • BLACK MAN ANGRY AT CHIC-FIL-A - Link
    1. Goddamn
    2. White
    3. Big breast
    4. 12 inches
    5. What the hell?
    6. Balls
    7. Tranny
    8. Gay people

Derrick Comedy[edit | edit source]

  • National Spelling Bee - Link
    1. Nigger
    2. And a latest date is, faggot
    3. Nigger faggot
    4. Nigga faggot!

DominicFear[edit | edit source]

  • The Lazer Collection 2 - Link
    1. How the hell did you get in my house?
  • The Lazer Collection 3 - Link
    1. Delicious
  • The Lazer Collection 5 - Link
    1. OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
    2. You're an ass.

Don Hertzfeldt[edit | edit source]

  • Rejected - Link
    1. My anus is bleeding! (x2)
  • Everything Will Be OK - Link
    1. (Bill) picked up his new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours.

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared[edit | edit source]

  • DHMIS 1
    1. Not a creative color
  • DHMIS 6
    1. You made me die!
    2. (booing)

Egoraptor[edit | edit source]

  • PokeAwesome: Just a Pokemon Battle - Link
    1. OH GOD, my FUCKING knee!
    2. CHRIST!
    3. (Vomiting)
    4. Ow (x2)
    5. You asshole!
    6. You fucking assholes!
    7. Dude, come on man! Ffffffuck!
    8. Stupid evoled... Prick!
    9. What do you even do? You're just a plant!
    10. Shut up, man.
    11. Dammit!
    12. Oh, man! (x2)
    13. Shit!
    14. Fucking
    15. Ah, fuck.
    16. Yeah, okay. Thanks!
    17. You suck!
    18. Fuck you, you dumbass!
    19. You prick
  • Awesome Man - Link
    1. PENIS!
    2. Oh, yeah, shit just got real!
  • Blanka Makes Pound Cake - Link
    1. A pound cake
  • Metal Gear Awesome 2 - Link
    1. What the fuck?!
  • The Lengend of AAwesome - Link
    1. (That's) fan-fucking-tastic!

EmptyHero[edit | edit source]

  • Very Special Episodes of Doug and Flapjack - Link
    1. I have a boner

FilmCow[edit | edit source]

  • Bino the Elephant
    1. Urethra
    2. Pooping (x2)
    3. My butt
    4. Pee on me
    5. I want to lick it
    6. Monkey penises
    7. I'm going to murder you
    8. So hard right now
    9. I do not
    10. Butt science
    11. Gargle
    12. Sexually molest
    13. Molested
    14. Not gonna happen
    15. What the hell is wrong with you?
  • Charlie the Unicorn - Link
    1. We're here
  • Charlie the Unicorn 2 - Link
    1. Greeat...now go away.
    2. Banana
  • Charlie the Unicorn 3 - Link
    1. SNEEEAKY
    2. Agh! Give me a heart attack, that's fine.
    3. I think I DIED long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.
  • Fannie and Earl: Night of the Bird
    1. Bird poop
  • The Cloak
    1. A good kick in the balls
    2. Right in the testicles
    3. AIDS
  • Zulway: God of Mercy
    1. Dafuq?
  • Month of February 12th
    1. Fuck
  • A Serious Business Meeting
    1. Totally gay
    2. Gay
  • Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom
    1. Mm-hmm
  • Ferrets
    1. You whore!
  • Ghost House 2: The Reckoning
    1. Oh shiiiit
  • OMG Cracklin' Oat Bran
    1. Fuckin'
  • Spatula Madness
    1. Do you like setting fire to mentally handicapped children?
  • Two Novelettes
    1. In the bathroom of a Steak n Shake

Filthy Frank[edit | edit source]

  • GAY IS A BAD WORD - Link
    1. You're a giant faggot, you should kill yourself

The Fine Brothers[edit | edit source]

  • Best Girlfriend Ever (Last Moments #3) - Libk
    1. GET THE FUCK OUT!
    2. You are fucking disgusting
    3. Whore
    4. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

freshmilk980[edit | edit source]

  • Speakonia sounds he made specifically for edits
    1. Blowjob
    2. Condom
    3. Strip club

The Gentleman's Rant[edit | edit source]

  • Halloween - The Gentleman's Rant - Link
    1. So, you made me get up mid jerk!

Good Mythical Morning[edit | edit source]

  • Will it Deep Fry?
    1. Deep fried

Goon Inc. Productions[edit | edit source]

  • BADWORDS - Link
    1. Hooker
    2. Slut
    3. Circlejerk
    4. Weiner
    5. Blowjob
    6. Spread those cheeks
    7. Buttcrack
    8. Twat
    9. Lick my twat
    10. Gimme head
    11. Tongue my balls
    12. Take it in the ass
    13. Play with my cock
    14. Play with my pussy
    15. Lick my pussy
    16. Orgasm
    17. Jackoff
    18. Hanjob
    19. Eat pussy
  • Asswipe
    1. Shitbag
    2. Horny

GurpageProductions[edit | edit source]

  • You're a Wizard, Harry - Link
    1. Bein' (usually predates the below sound)
    2. A little bitch
    3. I'll rapture your fucking anus with my massive bear cock!
  • Welcome to Hogwarts - Link
    1. Anal cavity

illeagle[edit | edit source]

  • STFU N00B! V. 2.0 - Link
    1. Shut the fuck up.

Jarod Burger[edit | edit source]

  • Woody's Got Wood dramatic reading - Link
    1. Up my (kawaii) ass

JesusWithBazookaz79[edit | edit source]

  • Family Guy The Sipsmons Guy Deleted Scene (taken down)
    1. Shut up, you fucking cunt.
  • SpongeBob the Rapist Episode 1
    1. Dumbass, white trash son of a bitch
    2. Bitch
    3. Fuckin' fag

JonnyEthco[edit | edit source]

  • Welcome to Gameshop
    1. I hope you choke on semen, you fucktard!
  • Mad Mad Mario - Link
    1. What the fuck is your problem?
    2. You fat fuck
    3. You stupid cunt
    4. You stupid bitch
    5. You think I don't have shit to do?
    6. Motherfucking
    7. Goddamn
    8. We're gonna go home, and guess what you're sucking? MY BALLS!
    9. Farkin'
    10. Fuck
    11. I'm sick of this shit!
  • Mad Mad Mario 2 - Link
    1. Do you think this is fucking funny?!
    2. A fucking mushroom that tastes like shit, and won't even get me high!
    3. I will personally rip your head off, and blow my fucking load, down your goddamn neck!
    4. Motherfucking
    5. Yeah, that's a real fucking treat!
    6. You dick-sucking faggot!
    7. Fucking
  • Mad Mad Mario 3 - Link
    1. You're not on your motherfucking period! You just don't wanna fuck!
    2. I'm either gonna stick in your pretty little mouth, or I'm gonna shove it in your shitbox!
    3. Who the fuck?
    4. That dead motherfucker!
    5. Bet your sweet ass I didn't man!
    6. Get out here you (blue) bastard!
    7. Did you call the fucking cops?
    8. Don't you fucking disrespect her!
    9. Beat off in her face
    10. Damn right I do
    11. Get fucked
    12. Fuck you
    13. Fuck you too
  • Mad Mad Mario 4 - Link
    1. FUUUUUUUUCK!
    2. Why the fuck?
    3. Son of a tit!
    4. You gluttonous pile of fuck!
    5. Goddamn
    6. Fuckheads
    7. Suck my dick!
    8. You obese fucking mule!
    9. I hope you have a heart attack so big, it kills your whole fucking family!
    10. Shitting
    11. Fuck
    12. Stinkin' cunt
    13. I know, you cum-dumpster!
    14. I'll just shit here
  • Mad Mad Mario 5 - Link
    1. Hey fuck off, alright?
    2. Fuckin' ass-clowns!
    3. Walk under me so I can stick my dick(s) in ya
    4. Oh no man, these are diiicks...
    5. Oh yeah, that feels like candy times!
    6. You sick fuck!
    7. Couple of cunts
    8. Go away, you (big rectangular) pervert!
    9. I want your pee pee in my mouth!
    10. Come on, man - stick your finger in my butt!!
    11. Get lost, you rapist!
  • Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts - Link
    1. Rape
    2. Wanna make love to ya' mouth!
  • Prostitute Mickey 2 - Link
    1. You wanna buy a box of condoms?
    2. I'm out here tryin' to masturbate - I was wonderin' if uh, you'd talk dirty to me.
  • Prostitute Mickey 3 - Link
    1. You don't know me, motherfucker!
    2. Y'better give up them Benjamins before I blow your goddamn head off!
    3. Motherfucking
  • Prostitute Mickey 4 - Link
    1. Stupid son of a bitch
    2. Bags of cocaine
    3. Up your ass
    4. Up your rectum
    5. Cocaine
  • ABC Happy Time (for adults only) - Link
    1. C is for cunt, like my ex-wife
    2. She fucked my neighbor, and ruined my life
    3. F is for feelings - I feel fucked
    4. H is for house, which that bitch took
    5. O is for an orgasm that doesn't last long
    6. S is for slut, she fucked another guy
    7. T is for Tim, that's his FUCKING NAME!
    8. I hope you're happy! Living in my house, and banging my wife!
    9. FUCK HIM! Fuck him in his dick!
    10. W is for WHY - why the fuck, Tina!?
    11. Hey, you wanna hear the rest of this song, you bitch?
    12. X is for you, my ex-wife!
    13. Y is for the yeast infection you get every two weeks cause you don't know how to clean your pussy!
    14. Hey kids, you wanna see how the real world works?
    15. P is for prison, where I might go
    16. Q is for quit, 'cause this job blows.
    17. And Z is for zero - the amount of money I was left me after you shoved me out to dry! YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!
  • Neighborhood Argument - Link
    1. This neighborhood used to be nice before these fuckin' BLACKS moved in!
    2. Stupid goddamn Mexicans. Stupid goddamn fucking Mexicans!
    3. I'm a Buddhist - I got my own fuckin' God, OK, you don't need to tell me about yours.
    4. Wholesome white Christian Jesus
    5. Just sent me an e-mail about how all the Muslims are terrorists
    6. UUUGH! Fucking sand monkeys! Stupid fucking towel-headed sand monkeys!
    7. We shoulda killed all the chinks in World War II!
    8. Hey, you know what you'd call the Flintstones if they were black? Ya'd call 'em niggers!

jonofthesouth[edit | edit source]

  • Barry the Engine and Friends - Link
    1. Don't be a twat, or you'll end up in the shit.

kitty0706[edit | edit source]

  • Elliot Goes to School: Mondays' - Link
    1. You're all a bunch of faggots
    2. Yes, titface?
  • Elliot Goes Camping - Link
    1. Fucking retard
  • Elliot Goes to School - Link
    1. Hey, fagola

lapdanceTv[edit | edit source]

  • "I CAN'T SEE WHEN YOU'RE TEA BAGGIN' ME" RAP SONG - Link
    1. I just love you so much
    2. Can't breathe when you teabag m

Liam Kyle Sullivan[edit | edit source]

  • Shoes - Link
    1. Condams?
    2. What the hall?
    3. Fuck you!
    4. Oh.
    5. Betch
    6. Suck

Makemebad35[edit | edit source]

  • The Banana Mishap - Link
    1. WHAT THE FUCK?!
    2. Nooo!
  • The Homosexual Ghost - Link
    1. I'm gonna suck your dick.
    2. What the fuck?
    3. Cock
    4. Cocksucking ghost
    5. I'm gonna stick my wiener in your butt
    6. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
    7. Bullshit
    8. Gay ghost
    9. I'm gonna piss in my hands and toss it in your face
    10. Nooo!
    11. Dick
    12. (My) dick
    13. Are you ready for my spooky cock?
    14. No, not the spooky cock!
    15. Prepare to experience centuries of penetration
    16. I swar to God I'm gonna kick the nose off your face!
    17. He will show me a spooky cock
    18. Damnit
    19. Take advantage of me
    20. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    21. Retarded-ass
    22. YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
    23. It's raping time
    24. No! NO!!!
    25. Don't stick that there
  • Insane Twins!! - Link
    1. Excuse me, bitch?
    2. I'm hungry
    3. I don't give a fuck
    4. I'm horny
    5. I'm gonna light your FACE, ON FIRE!!!
    6. I'm a horny panda. I'm a horny panda bear!
    7. What the FUCK did you just say?!
    8. You fucking bitch!
    9. GET out! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
    10. Why don't you go suck some cock for some Uno cards?!
    11. Twelve hours
    12. WHAT?!
    13. Kentucky
    14. POPCORN SANDWICH
  • Insane Twins outtakes - Link
    1. Bigass balls
  • Drug Deal Gone Bad - Link
    1. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE?
    2. Fucking (x2)
    3. WHAT THE SHIT?
    4. Excuse me, you fucking turkey head
    5. The bitch overdosed a year ago!
    6. Does it look like I have a cameltoe?
    7. A cunt
    8. The fucking [burger] bitch
    9. Drugs
    10. GO SUCK A DICK!
    11. You're trying to fuck me
    12. I don't like being fucked
    13. Whores and hoes
    14. Are you a hoe?
    15. Are you a little bitch?
    16. No
    17. You have a penis (x2)
    18. The only penis it sounds like you have is the one you're taking up the ass!
    19. I have a penis (x2)
    20. I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING PENIS!
    21. Who the fuck's [Mr. Hammer]
    22. No one ever fucks with me
    23. I'm gonna die
  • S**ty Noob Parkour - Link
    1. Twinkle tits
    2. Your ass is about to go down
    3. LETS GO!
    4. Shitty
    5. SON OF A BIIITCH!
    6. VIRGIN DOMINATOR!
    7. PISSING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!
    8. (Farts)
    9. GET THE FUCK OUTTTA HERE!
    10. PEEK A BOO, I SMELL SHIT!
    11. Cocksucker
    12. JACKASSES
    13. BROKEN ASS!
    14. Can someone explain to me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS?
    15. Shit's fucking weak!
    16. HATERS EAT SHIT!
    17. ONE GIGANTIC COCK FOR THIS GUY!
    18. WHAT THE FUCK?!
    19. Horse shit
    20. (Shoot)
    21. Bitches
    22. Fuck yeah!
  • Pissed off gamer - Link
    1. I am gonna fuck you up!
    2. Oh yeah
    3. Big dick
    4. Small dick
    5. Yeah, get raped!
    6. SHIT!
    7. I'm gonna fucking shit all over your face!
    8. Fuck my ass!
    9. Don't you shit in my house!
    10. Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is stupid
    11. Stupid! Damn those bullshits, bullshit in a half!
    12. Fuck you!
    13. Fuck
    14. Cocksucker!
    15. God, I'm getting fucked in the ass and I don't like it!
    16. WHAT THE FUCK?
    17. Bastard!
    18. Sucking
    19. What the kind of fuck just happened?
    20. This isn't funny!
    21. Masturbate by the moonlight
  • How to Stalk a Girl - Link
    1. I'm gonna squeeze your titties!
    2. PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!
    3. Jerking off
    4. YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSY!
    5. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!!
    6. LEARN TO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!
    7. YOU FREAKIN' CREEPY ASSHOLE!
  • The Screamer (A Makemebad Halloween) - Link
    1. Life sucks cock!
  • The Cookie Cops - Link
    1. Lubricated
  • Hilarious Photobooth Madness - Link
    1. I like PIZZA!
  • Shocking Behaviors #2 - Link
    1. PEEEEENIS!

manwith10toes[edit | edit source]

  • Dunking for Doughnuts - Link
    1. ..wwwwWHAT the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?

Marrikou[edit | edit source]

  • Barney the Dinosaur - This Will Offend You - Link
    1. Pussy
    2. Cock
    3. Abortion. Getting rid of the carjackers of the future, today!

McJuggerNuggets[edit | edit source]

  • Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games - Link
    1. Dog shit
    2. Asshole
    3. (Screaming)
  • Psycho Dad Busts Down Door - Link
    1. What the fuck
    2. Holy shit
    3. Holy fucking shit
  • Psycho Kid Kills Father - Link
    1. Back the fuck off
  • Psycho Kid Submerges Motorcycle - Link
    1. What the fuck!
    2. Fuck!
  • TRAPPED IN THE ATTIC BY AN OBSESSED FAN! - Link
    1. A Shit Load of
  • Psycho Dad Demolishes Gaming Room - Link
    1. What the Fuck!
    2. Ah Fuck
  • Destroying My Dads Antique Car Prank - Link
    1. Jesus Fuck!
  • Psycho Dad Watches McJuggerNuggets - Link
    1. That Bullshit

MetalOutlawTV (Metal Spoken Word)[edit | edit source]

  • Entrails Ripped...
    1. Entrails... ripped... from a virgin's CUNT
    2. Sexual perversion

MrBlackDarkness666[edit | edit source]

  • Life Of a Goth - Link
    1. Bitches

Neurotically Yours=[edit | edit source]

  • Foamy Fan Mail #15
    1. Overdevloped cumshot of a child
    2. Wait, what?

NPCarlsson[edit | edit source]

  • 2-year Anniversary Celebration Video
    1. In a crack den

OneyNG[edit | edit source]

  • The Sicksons - Link
    1. Failed abortion
    2. Suck suck
  • Spongebob Sickpants - Link
    1. Douchebags
    2. Well gee, I guess Squidward's jacking off
    3. Oh, I'm just gonna kill myself
    4. (scream)
    5. (slicing noises)
    6. (bus running over noise)
  • Smiley Battle for Smokes - Link
    1. You smell like shit
  • Pixel Fags - Link
    1. (instrumentals)
    2. Myeh!
    3. Ehh!
    4. Ooh!
    5. (fart)
  • paddy forest NOT stabilized (reupload) - Link
    1. (angry gibberish shouting)

Onision[edit | edit source]

  • I'm So Pedophile - Link
    1. I'm a freaking pervert, I get off of little kids! I'm a freaking pervert, someone should cut my balls off!
    2. I'm so pedophile
    3. Perverted
    4. God, you're hot

Page Kennedy[edit | edit source]

  • Kids Are Dumb - Link
    1. You stupid motherfucker!
    2. Stupid motherfucker

PONY.MOV Series (HotDiggedyDemon)[edit | edit source]

  • APPLE.MOV - Link
    1. Fucking
    2. Fuck you
    3. Shitload
    4. (mumbling)
    5. Hey, hey, hey
    6. Cunt
    7. (laughing)
  • DRESS.MOV - Link
    1. Stay outta my shed, OK?
    2. Suck my tit you dumb bitch
    3. Swag
    4. Get yer fat ass out here
    5. Mexicans
    6. Revolution (x2)
  • SHED.MOV - Link
    1. You assholes
    2. You stupid cunt
    3. Faggot
    4. So fuckin' rad
    5. That's my period
    6. You dumb bitch
    7. Don't laugh at me
    8. Porn
    9. (flesh erecting)
    10. Some quiet bitch
    11. Hey, hey, heeey...
    12. Welp, we're fucked
    13. All right, all right!
    14. What'd I tell y'all about comin' in MAH SHED?!
    15. WHILE I EATCHA BRAINS!!!
    16. Vagina
    17. My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.
  • MAGIC.MOV - Link
    1. (laughing)
    2. My penis
    3. ....with sex!
    4. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
    5. Aw, this is fuckin' rad, dude
    6. We're gonna rape it?
    7. Zap this bitch
    8. Fuckin' biiiiitch
  • PARTY.MOV - Link
    1. Pretty pink princess
    2. I think I’m having my period
    3. I think I’m getting my period
    4. She started chasin' that purple dragon
    5. Heroin
    6. Drugs
    7. Cocaine
    8. Sex acts
    9. (bong bubbling)
    10. (slurping) Yeah, that feel good, baby?
    11. Oh, she fuck anyone
    12. Squirrels
    13. She fucked a snail! (x2)
    14. What? (x5)
    15. I always thought you were cute... cover and fuck me
    16. I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill
    17. Beer
    18. Oxycontin
    19. Well no offense, “friend” but I hope your buried alive.
    20. There’s this stupid bitch statin’ at me
    21. Don't touch me, motherfucker.
    22. Coma
    23. Mexicans
    24. Any more questions, smartass?
    25. Shut up
    26. Vodka
    27. Fuck me
    28. Oh, dear God, it got in my mouth! You got any more fluids you wanna spray on me, you stupid cunt?!
    29. My daddy made me put glass in my vagina
    30. I didn’t insert glass into daughter's genitals
    31. The Lord's prayer
    32. Ten for a tuggie, twenty for a blowie, and twenty-five if the cameraman’s gonna watch.
    33. I did not hit her over the head with a Sega Dreamcast in a fit of drunken hysteria
    34. What do you want?
  • SWAG.MOV - Link
    1. What the fuck?
    2. Oh my God
    3. Hell
    4. Up my nose
    5. What the fucksickle
    6. Nobody cares (x4)
    7. You stupid cunt
    8. Oh my God, shut your fucking mouth. Nobody cares.
    9. Shit
    10. Shut up. Shut up. A million times, shut up. I’m going to kill you. Shut up.
    11. Gay

Poopish Poop[edit | edit source]

  • The Faggot Song - Link
    1. Faggot
    2. Fucking stupid faggot
    3. Suck on dicks
    4. Shove my penis in your butthole
    5. Faggots
    6. I'm a faggot
    7. Sucking all the dicks that he can see

Pruane2Forever[edit | edit source]

  • It's My Birthday - Link
    1. YEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHHH!
  • Pruane2 Getting His Ass Kicked! - Link
    1. You little shit!

Psychicpebbles[edit | edit source]

  • Arrow to the Knee - Link
    1. What is this
    2. Shut up!
    3. Shitsmeared mongoloids
    4. You putrid fucking cunt!
  • Hellbenders: Zachnaphobia (leaked, unfinished episode) - Link
    1. Ahhh, z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
    2. (vomiting sounds)
  • GET OUT OF MY CAR - Link
    1. NOW!

mediocrefilms[edit | edit source]

  • Retarded Policeman theme song
    1. That's me!
  • Retarded Policeman #15: Boobies
    1. Boobies!
  • Retarded Policeman #33: Blonde in a Convertible
    1. Cripple nipples
    2. Palsy ballsies

ReverendBurn[edit | edit source]

  • BJ Time - Link
    1. Boner
    2. Blowjob (x2)
    3. What the fuck yer doin' with my penis

Ross Plaskow[edit | edit source]

  • DINOSAURS IN SPACE - Link
    1. Inseminate
    2. Penis
  • DINOSAURS IN SPACE 2 - Link
    1. Dog semen

SacredCrotch[edit | edit source]

  • (unknown) (The source in question has since been deleted)
    1. Babies

Shane Dawson[edit | edit source]

  • Fred is Dead - Link
    1. Mothafucka, why won't you die!
    2. Aw shit.
  • The Condom Challenge - Link
    1. Condom

Shawn K[edit | edit source]

  • Dell Computer Destruction 4 - Link
    1. That's disc drive
    2. That's gonna be hard drive
    3. A problem has been detected to your computer
    4. Let me see if I can fix it.

Smosh[edit | edit source]

  • Food Battle 2010 - Link
    1. Dick-biscuit
  • AMAZING NEW DRINK! - Link
    1. Huge balls (x2)
    2. Abnormally large testicles
  • CHARLIE THE DRUNK GUINEA PIG 3 - Link
    1. Oh, you little ass-face!
  • THIS VIDEO IS OFFENSIVE - Link
    1. Being gay
    2. Gay
    3. Stupid
  • Sparky Goes to a Club
    1. Children

Some Jerk with a Camera[edit | edit source]

  • Shrek 4D Part 1 - Link
    1. I will find you, I will chop off both your hands with a chainsaw, I will deep-fry them, I will force-feed them to you, and I will laugh sadistically as you die of cardiac arrest.
  • Shrek 4D Part 2 - Link
  1. Go fuck yourself

Spazkidin3D[edit | edit source]

  • PowerTrip (18+) - Link
    1. AAAAAHH! IT FUCKING BURNS!
  • Cool Show: Space Jokes - Link
    1. (injured grunt)

Stay Bullish[edit | edit source]

  • Nothin Butt Buddies - Link
    1. Butt buddies

Steve Moustache[edit | edit source]

  • Extreme Makeover - Link
    1. What the fuck did you do to me, holy fucking shit!
    2. Aw, fuck!
    3. You sons of bitches
    4. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

TheStolken[edit | edit source]

  • How to Deal with a Furry - Link
    1. I'm a HUUUUGE fuckin' faggot!

stupideditsxx[edit | edit source]

  • Self-recorded clips made specifically for editing
    1. Ass-rammer
    2. Dick-staple

Stuckey and Murray[edit | edit source]

  • The Cock Smoker - Link
    1. Cock smoker

SuperIdiotMan00[edit | edit source]

  • da bes spongbobb edit in da world - [12]
    1. Zanzibar
    2. Penis
  • The Room dub
    1. Queer
    2. Open the fucking door! (x4)
  • Dick van Dyke "Partial" dub
    1. Fuck you!
    2. Up your ass
    3. Shoved up your ass

Tourettes Guy[edit | edit source]

  • Fridge - Link
    1. Fuck you kid, you're a dick!
    2. You're a faggot
    3. Men's asses
    4. She's a bitch!
    5. That's my ass!
    6. Holy dumb fuck!
    7. Fashion Bug
    8. I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass!
  • Bench Press - Link
    1. He's probably getting fucked in the ass!
  • Unsolved Mysteries - Link
    1. BULLSHIT!
  • Head and Shoulders Incident - Link
    1. BITCH
    2. SHIT
    3. PISS!
    4. ASS!
    5. BALLS
    6. DAMN
    7. SUCK MY COCK!
    8. LICK MY BALLS!
    9. FAGGOT!
    10. You cunt
  • A Customer Inquiry - Link
    1. YES.
    2. I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece a' SHIT!
    3. THIS IS BULLSHIT!
    4. Piece of shit
    5. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
    6. Damn it
    7. Balls
    8. Holy shit!
    9. I'M PISSED!
    10. Fuckin' hung up my ass!
  • Bird in the House - Link
    1. HOLY SHIT!
    2. Gay marriage
    3. I don't hate gays
    4. Damn it!
    5. I'm too pissed to give a shit!
  • Rude Awakening - Link
    1. WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
    2. You piece of shit!
    3. Porcupine's balls
    4. You have balls!
    5. Damn it!
  • Shirlena Visits - Link
    1. Wait a minute you dick!
    2. I don't have a dick, you prick!
    3. I'll kick you in the balls!
    4. Bitch!
    5. I love you
  • Grocery Store - Link
    1. Calm down, Calm down, don't get a big DICK!
    2. HOLY SHIT!
    3. I don't give a shit, shit, SHIT!
    4. NOOO!
  • 30 Cases of Pickles - Link
    1. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
  • Magnum P.I. - Link
    1. I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in MY SHIT!
    2. HOLY FUCK!
    3. PISS!
  • Twizzlers - Link
    1. NO! (x3)
    2. BUTT FUCK!
  • Interview Part 2 - Link
    1. (Laughing)
    2. Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you in the ass!
    3. Piece of shit!
  • Make Like A Banana - Link
    1. Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!
  • Microwave - Link
    1. Bitch! BIIIIIITCH!
  • The Doctor Doesn't Need To Know - Link
    1. Don't you EVER talk about my dick, without my permission!!
  • The Angry Janitor - Link
    1. Did you shit in the fucking toilet, put all the toilet paper in there?
    2. That was a good shit.
    3. Dickhead!
    4. Bullshit!
    5. You wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?
    6. Shit like a horse
  • Go Count Your Dick - Link
    1. You motherfuckers!
    2. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!
    3. Go count your dick!
  • Father and Son - Link
    1. Shirlena: Fuck you! (x2)
    2. Fuck you and every "Mall Santa" looks like you!
    3. So you want to talk some shit, huh?
  • Brushing Teeth - Link
    1. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  • Hot Pan - Link
    1. FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, oh...
    2. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  • Drunk in the Bathroom - Link
    1. OH, SHIT!!!
  • Chewbacca - Link
    1. Oh, fuck you, you're grounded!
  • Bowling - Link
    1. You know what, you can suck my dick
    2. FUCK!
    3. HOLY SHIT!
  • Lottery - Link
    1. Fuck!
  • Like Father Like Son-Link
    1. Hey, there's a whole lot a fucking going on in this room!
  • What About Dom? - Link
    1. Up his ass
  • Oh Fuck me - Link
    1. Oh, fuck me!

Twelthofadime[edit | edit source]

  • Carnival Madness - Link
    1. Get the fuck out (x2)
    2. Cocksucker

Ukinojoe[edit | edit source]

  • Brevity Falls - Link
    1. Smoke
  • YouTube Commenters - Link
    1. What the FUCK?!
    2. It sounds like he's saying PENIS!
    3. Oh boy! I'm viewer #302!
  • YouTube Commenters 2 - Link
    1. Dafuq?
    2. I don't get it!
    3. How embarrassing!

wafflepwn[edit | edit source]

  • Greatest freakout ever 19 - Link
    1. No!
    2. Noooo!
    3. Noooooo!
    4. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WickedAwesomeFilms[edit | edit source]

  • BANNED GORILLA GLUE COMMERCIAL - Link
    1. Gettin' high, bitches!
    2. SNORT THIS FUCKING SHIT!
  • Banned DiGiornno Pizza Commercial - Link
    1. Dumbass!

Vinesauce[edit | edit source]

  • The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 2)
    1. Your prostate

XDrang93[edit | edit source]

  • 3 Edits on Sunday - Link
    1. Why don't you two bitches take your fuckin' bullshit somewhere else!
  • "Raging" Song Collabs & Stuff - Link
    1. What the fuck did you just say?!
    2. Why didn't you tell me before you fuckin' bitch?!
    3. You stupid bitch!
  • Fireworks of Attention - Link
    1. Fuck you, I'm out
  • Beeps in Editing Nowadays - Link
    1. No (x9), oh, FUCK NO!
  • Audio Only Video Experiment - Link
    1. Pornographic magazines
    2. Pornos
    3. Okay, I'm out of ideas

XX_Eric_XX[edit | edit source]

  • Look at This Dude - Link
    1. (Laughing)

Yo Mama[edit | edit source]

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Hello Kitty - Link
    1. What the fuck
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Forever Alone - Link
    1. Fuck no!
  • YO MAMA SO STUPID! Fruit Punch - Link
    1. Gay
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! Kirby - Link
    1. Pretty gay!
    2. Badass
  • YO MAMA SO SHORT! Smoking Weed - Link
    1. Weed
    2. Get high
  • YO MAMA SO STUPID! Donut Link
    1. Ho-ly SHIT, you're stupid!
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Toilet
    1. Shit
  • YO MAMA SO STUPID! Puzzle
    1. Retarded
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Freddy Krueger
    1. Bitch!
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! Stephen Hawking/Black Hole
    1. Asshole
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Bath Water
    1. Aw, fuck this!
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club
    1. Strip club
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! School Pictures
    1. Get bitches!
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! Yogi Bear
    1. Oh, shit!
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! South Park
    1. You BASTARD!
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Santa Claus
    1. Holy shit!
  • YO MAMA SO OLD! Ancient Aliens
    1. Motherfucking
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Deadpool
    1. (Could somebody get me) the fuck (out of this joke?)
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Juggernaut / X-Men
    1. Bitch!
    2. Oh shit!
    3. Fuck you
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Ice Cube
    1. Aw, shit!

Educational[edit | edit source]

The Amazing Atheist[edit | edit source]

  • (unknown)
    1. FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
    2. You stupid fucking bitch!
    3. Cocksucker
  • Penetrating Teenage Girls' Brains Further
    1. You fucking shittin' me?

Bill Wurtz[edit | edit source]

  • History Of Japan - Link
    1. Died in a tornado
    2. Hi, dipshit
    3. Hire a samurai
    4. How bout I do anyway!
    5. protect your shit from criminals
  • History Of The Entire World I Guess - Link
    1. And the ocean is full of (plastic)
    2. Bye Bye, Ocean
    3. Communism
    4. Deadly Laser
    5. Fuck it!
    6. Hell Yeah! Now we've got business!
    7. How did this happen?
    8. NO!
    9. Sponge
    10. Zanzibar
  • What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?
    1. What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?
  • Let's watch some television
    1. Television

Crash Course[edit | edit source]

  • How To Argue - Philosophical Reasoning: Crash Course Philosophy #2 - Link
    1. You might as well know how to argue properly.
  • Reproductive System, Part 2 - Male Reproductive System: Crash Course A&P #41 - Link
    1. Erection
    2. Three layers of erectile tissue

Digital Meat[edit | edit source]

  • Cinema 4D R19: New Features
    1. Choke on (its) own nuts

Hunter Avalone[edit | edit source]

  • Dear Gay People - Link
    1. Faggot

The Infographics Show[edit | edit source]

  • Why Did The Communist Regimes Fail In Eastern Europe - Link
    1. Eastern Europe
  • The Horrible Life Of People In Soviet Gulags - Link
    1. Gulag
    2. The Iron Curtain

Internet Historian[edit | edit source]

  • The Failure of Dashcon | The world's first Tumblr convention - Link
    1. A free extra hour in the ball pit

JasonCapital[edit | edit source]

  • Be A Dick - Link
    1. Be a fucking dick

Larken Rose[edit | edit source]

  • Cops: Protectors or Predators? - Link
    1. Deputy Doofus
  • Fuck The Republic - Link
    1. Democratically Elected Constitutional Republic
    2. Union Of Soviet Socialist Republics

Mark Sabine[edit | edit source]

  • Marmalade - Words of the World - Link
    1. Sexy
  • Fetish - Words of the World - Link
    1. Fetish

Michael Rosen[edit | edit source]

  • Carrying the Elephant audio book
    1. Wanked him off into a bucket
  • Cultures of Resistance Introduction - Link
    1. Fucking crazy (x2)
    2. Fuck course
    3. It's fucking crazy
  • The Outing - Link
    1. Penises (wouldn't be necessary )
    2. Six (used as "sex")
  • Michael's Big Book of Bad Things - Part 2 - Link
    1. Jewish people
  • No Breathing in Class - Link
    1. Keel over and die.

Mike The Cop[edit | edit source]

  • How do cops catch speeders? - Link
    1. Easy as getting an STD from your Tinder date
    2. It's all about sines, cosines, and angles.

Shane Killian[edit | edit source]

  • Fake Neutrality - Link
    1. Network engineering certification from Microsoft
  • How To Argue For Universal Healthcare - Link
    1. Ride in on a white horse, and save us from the horrors of the free market.

Subrick[edit | edit source]

  • Nice Job Waking Me Up (AKA Pwnage Olympics Entry #2) - Link
    1. Rape babies
    2. Fuck you
    3. Dipshit
    4. Cunt

ThinkTank[edit | edit source]

  • 5 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Are Too Weird To Be Sexy - Link
    1. Sexah Skunk!

Vice[edit | edit source]

  • The Truth About Furries: Fandom Not Fetish - Link
    1. I have had sex with my tail and head.

Gaming[edit | edit source]

Alpha Omega Sin[edit | edit source]

  • Facebook Buys Oculus Rift ... Wait what? - Link
    1. Facialbook
  • Phil Fish is a Douche (A rant that's been long overdue) - Link
    1. Bionic drill tipped dick
    2. Douche nozzle ass motherfucker
  • Video Game Fanboy Rant (They Make Actual Gamers Look Dumb As Fuck) - Link
    1. Useless, Brainless, Spineless, Fucking Mobile Sacks Of Flesh

The Angry Video Game Nerd[edit | edit source]

  • Big Rigs Over The Road Racing - Link
    1. This is Awesome!
    2. BIG MOTHERFUCKING!
  • Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout - Link
    1. What a shitty-ass load of goddamn bullfuck!
  • Hong Kong 97 - Link
    1. Herd of fucking ugly reds
  • The Power Glove - Link
    1. Oh my god, what the fuck?
  • Schwarzenegger Games - Link
    1. Sexual
  • Sega CD - Link
    1. Giant (metal) dick with balls
  • Tiger Electronic Games
    1. Fucking
  • Virtual Boy - Link
    1. Asshole
  • Seaman - Link
    1. Semen (x2)
    2. Jizz
    3. Splooge
    4. Man-bazooka-juice
    5. Porn site
    6. Porn
    7. Wet dream

Armake21[edit | edit source]

  • Armake21 vs. Action 52 - Link
    1. Shit
    2. You have to take the whole fuckin' unit apart!
    3. Motherfucker, work
    4. You asshole
    5. Worst fucking game ever created
    6. Step fucking one
    7. WOULD YOU FUCKING LOAD!!!
    8. The fuckin' block
    9. Goddamn shred of damage
    10. FUCK you up
    11. OH SHIT A BLOCK
    12. What the fuck?
    13. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT
    14. Penis shaped objects
    15. Suck a load of FUCKIN' COCK SACK
    16. Ass backwards
    17. Sucks ass
    18. Piss on you
    19. Fuck that song
    20. No fucking reason
    21. Brain hemorrhage
    22. Pure lunacy
    23. Broken ass jumping
    24. The most sexual comment in the world
    25. Fuck you bitch!
    26. Way too fuckin' fast
    27. Pedophile
    28. A homosexual
    29. Hand jobs
    30. Fuckin' semi-truck
    31. Congratufuckinglations
    32. Shitty space shooter
  • Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Link
    1. Piece of shit
    2. No fuckin' music
    3. What the fuck am I playin'?
    4. Fucking hills
  • Ninjabread Man - Link
    1. Holy shit
    2. Fuckface
    3. This game fucking SUCKS!

Bashurverse[edit | edit source]

  • Goodbye video - Link
  1. I'M FUCKING DONE!

Boogie2988[edit | edit source]

  • Fat Guy Destroys Xbox - Link
    1. Fuuuuuccckkkk!
    2. Ah Fuck!
    3. God Dammit!
    4. God Dammit!
    5. Fuck!
  • Francis is MAD Xbox 360 ALWAYS ON REQUIREMENT - Link
    1. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

ABrandonToThePast[edit | edit source]

  • 107 Censored Pokemon Names (pretty much any of the censored nicknames can be used; here are those that have been used so far)
    1. Anal
    2. Anal sex
    3. Ass
    4. Blowjob
    5. Cock
    6. Cocksucker
    7. Cumshot
    8. Cunt
    9. Fuck
    10. Fucker
    11. Penis
    12. Rapist
    13. Orgasm
    14. Boner
    15. Fuckface
    16. Weed

cathala10[edit | edit source]

  • A Very Angry Kid on MW2 (MUST WATCH) - Link
    1. WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
    2. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!
    3. I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, AND KILL YOU!!!
    4. Fuuuuck!
    5. (Yelling)
    6. Shut the fuck up
    7. Oh my god...
    8. Bitch!
    9. Faggot

Chad Warden[edit | edit source]

  • Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 - Link
    1. Sup, bitches!
    2. Dildo (Deel-do)
    3. Looks like a dildo
    4. Gay niggas
    5. PS-triple
    6. Chad Warden
    7. Uh, that ain't (cash)
    8. That's just a figment of your imagini-nation, nigga

Classic Game Room[edit | edit source]

  • HEYZOOS RETURNS! Heyzoos the Coked-up Chicken is back. Robocop! - Link
    1. I'm high on coke!

Dookieshed[edit | edit source]

  • Klefki Will F*** You Up
    1. Really hard
    2. Stole your bitch
    3. Up your ass
    4. You worthless shit-stain
  • Braviary is Patriotic as F***
    1. Listen the fuck up!
  • Cradily Will F*** You Up
    1. Motherfucking dicks
    2. Acid
    3. Bitch
    4. What the fuck is that thing?
    5. Harder than my dick is
    6. Cock
    7. Shithead
  • Shedinja is Scary as F*** - Link
    1. Listen the fuck up for one cold dead second!
    2. Fuck
    3. Asshole
    4. Too fucking bad
    5. Get the hell outta here!
  • MEWTWO WILL F*** YOU UP - Link
    1. Through your anus
  • DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE
    1. You worthless sack of rhino dicks!
    2. Get drunk as shit
    3. Fuck your shit up!
  • MAGIKARP WILL FUCK YOU UP
    1. Sweet mystical bouncing dragon tits!
    2. Bitches
  • BEAT Will F*** You Up
    1. Fucking dumbasses
    2. Sexy as fuck
    3. Beat off
    4. Bitches
    5. Fuck that
    6. Motherfucker!
    7. Nut-sucker!
  • BANETTE WILL FUCK YOU UP
    1. Bitch!
    2. Get right the fuck outta here!
  • PSYDUCK WILL FUCK YOU UP
    1. Dildos
  • Raticate Will F*** You Up
    1. Motherfucker
    2. Fuck you!
    3. Like a little bitch
  • SYLVEON WILL FUCK YOU
    1. Dick-brain!
    2. Fuck no!

Extra Credits[edit | edit source]

  • Berlin Airlift: The Cold War Begins - Extra History - Link
    1. Berlin Blockade
    2. Blockaded the American, British, and French occupied sectors of Berlin.
    3. Communist Puppet State In Germany
    4. Send an armed convoy.
    5. The Soviet controlled zone of East Germany
    6. We stay in Berlin, Period!

Game Grumps[edit | edit source]

  • Super Mario 64: Trail of Tears (Part 50) - Link
    1. Fuck this ass!
    2. Fuck my ass!
    3. Fuck it!
    4. Fucking stupid bullshit
    5. SON OF A BITCH!
  • Super Mario 64: The Bright Side (Part 60) - Link
    1. Ohhhh my good, my ass is BLEEDING.
  • Katamari Damarcy: I See the Cosmos (Part 1) - Link
    1. Hot
    2. Wet
    3. Tight
  • Pokemon FireRed: Team Rocket Hideout (Part 50) - Link
    1. You fat fuck!
    2. YOU DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY!
    3. Shut up, you freeloadin' prick!
  • Super Mario Maker: The Fast and the Curious (Part 6) - Link
    1. No! NO!
    2. DON'T FUCKING JUMP AT ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
    3. I'll fucking stab your parents!
    4. I'll give you a fucking hernia!

Jerma985[edit | edit source]

  • TF2: Shoot 'Em in the Face, Shoot 'Em in the Bum - Link
    1. (weird laugh)

JonTron[edit | edit source]

  • Dark Dungeons - Link
    1. Dark underbelly of the role playing world
  • Nightshade: the Claws of HEUGH - Link
    1. Fuck you!.....I AAAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!
  • Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Link
    1. HOLY SHIT!
    2. Goddamnit
  • Star Wars Kinect - Link
    1. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
  • Takeshi's Challenge - Link
    1. Hoaaaah!

Markiplier[edit | edit source]

  • Amnesia: Rain Part 6 - Link
    1. Meat in my mouth
    2. I really, really love meat
  • FREDDY IS READY! Five Nights at Fuckboy's DRUNK Part 1 - Link
    1. Why must I shit?
    2. What?
    3. Huh? What?
    4. Ooohhhhh! (x3)
    5. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
    6. What the hell?
    7. I'm supposed to shit on the camera
    8. (Laughing)
    9. Ah, shit! (x2)
    10. Goddamnit!
    11. Shut up, Cranky!
    12. Kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky Ku Klux Klan
    13. This is going to suck BALLS.
    14. Big robot balls
    15. All day long

OneyPlays[edit | edit source]

  • Oney Plays Flanders Killer 7 WITH FRIENDS - Link
    1. I'm going to fucking kill you

The Pawt[edit | edit source]

  • like i give a fuck.avi - Link
    1. Like I give a fuck

PewDiePie[edit | edit source]

  • BIG BREASTED GLASSES (Huniecam Studio Part 2) - Link
    1. Big, bouncy boobies
  • The random stream where he dropped an N-bomb
    1. What a fuckin' nigger

ReviewTechUSA[edit | edit source]

  • Hackers Are Blackmailing PC Gamers With Ransomware - Link
    1. Hackers

Rooster Teeth[edit | edit source]

  • Rage Quit - Ninja Gaiden 2 - Link
    1. What the fuck just happened?
    2. What the shit is even happening?
  • Rage Quit - Monopoly Streets - Link
    1. What the fuck? (He got two doubles in a row?) Are you shittin' me?
    2. Free shit
  • Rage Quit: The Impossible Game Level Pack: Level 2- Link
    1. Go back to your fuckin' rock you live under, AND NEVER FUCKING COME OUT AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!
    2. DAAAAAH, FUCK YOU!
  • Rage Quit: CoD: Black Ops (Rezurrection DLC) - Link
    1. Dickface
  • Rage Quit: Trials: Evolution - Link
    1. Get the fuck up there

Sammy Classic Sonic Fan[edit | edit source]

  • Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase - Link
    1. THE SONIC FANBASE

Sanity Not Included[edit | edit source]

  • Girl on Xbox Live - Link
    1. I smell their dicks
    2. Smell my dick
    3. Girl
    4. Let's touch penises

SomeOrdinaryGamers[edit | edit source]

  • THE LAUGHING ANTIVIRUS!?! - Virus Investigations 22 - Link
    1. Big Dick Academy
    2. Its trying to load hentai triple x dot com! Stop it!
    3. Jizz Mouthwash, the ultimate cum drink
  • Staying Safe With Viruses! - Link
    1. All in one awesome PC
    2. Gaming Computer
    3. Gaming Laptop

soundslikepizza[edit | edit source]

  • Drill Sargent Recruits Soldiers! - Link
    1. Holy shit
    2. Fuckin' (x4)
    3. The fuck you say
    4. Penis treatment
    5. You fuckin' BEAN!
    6. Shut up!
    7. Ohh, Senor, you try to fuck me in the asshole
    8. Oh shit
    9. Oh fuck
    10. Goddamn (x2)
    11. You fuckin' derelict
    12. You pussies (x2)
    13. What the fuck are you doing?
    14. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER?
    15. Right fuckin' here
    16. What the fuck are you doin' here?
    17. Shit
    18. Ready to fuckin' go?
    19. ..ohh, you fuckin' did it.
    20. You fuckin' milkshakes
    21. You dumbass BITCH!
    22. Motherfucker
    23. Fuckin' bitches
    24. Get the fuck in!
    25. Jesus fuck (x2)
    26. You dumbass motherfucker!
    27. Jesus Christ!
    28. Were you fucking born in the 80s, motherfucker?
    29. Oh well, fuck me then!
    30. AY!
    31. Fuck that guy
    32. GET ABORTED, MOTHERFUCKER!
    33. Hey, don't you fuckin' dare!
    34. HOOOO (x3)
    35. Holy fucking shit

The Sticky Paddle[edit | edit source]

  • Creepy Gaming - Tails Doll Explained - Link
    1. Nothing more than a big, steaming, heaping, nutty brown pile of bullshit

Super Minecraft Kid[edit | edit source]

  • Scott Cawthon Rant
    1. Niggers

wizwar100[edit | edit source]

xAxiom[edit | edit source]

  • The Beautiful Songss of Moonbase Alpha - Link
  • DiaaaaaRHEEEEAAAAAA!

Horror[edit | edit source]

MrCreepyPasta[edit | edit source]

  • Rugrats Theory
    1. Cocaine addiction
    2. Gold Digging Whore

Interviews[edit | edit source]

adlercast[edit | edit source]

  • Lily Allen Pt2 - I've Had Sex, I've Taken Drugs - Link
    1. I've had sex

News / Current Events[edit | edit source]

InfoWars[edit | edit source]

  • Alex Jones "Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay" - Link
    1. THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!

LeafyIsHere[edit | edit source]

  • THE KEEMSTAR MENTAL BREAKDOWN (in Response to Keemstar and DramaAlert) - Link
    1. A fucking loser
  • (unknown)
  1. Yo is this person fuckijng retarded?

Mister Metokur[edit | edit source]

  • Deviant's Episode 6 - Link
    1. Fart Slave
    2. Butt and Farting Slave
    3. Butt Plug
  • The Hugbox Chronicles: Episode 7 - The Tism Storm - Link
    1. Doodletones!

Reviews[edit | edit source]

brutalmoose[edit | edit source]

  • Invisible Dad - Link
    1. Dick

The Cinema Snob[edit | edit source]

  • Las Tortugas Pinjas - Link
    1. In the ass

Cinematic Excrement[edit | edit source]

  • The Oogieloves and the Big Balloon Adventure - Link
    1. Shoving my ass or crotch in someone's face

Emer Prevost[edit | edit source]

  • "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" Reaction & Review - Link
    1. Fucking while still in costume

I Hate Everything[edit | edit source]

  • Trying to Watch: The [Not Disney] Collection
    1. Cunt

Film Brain (Bad Movie Beatdown)[edit | edit source]

  • Good Luck Chuck
    1. PEADOPHILE (pedophile in a thick British accent)

Juniorfan89[edit | edit source]

  • CoolNSexyRickz Rant (taken down)
    1. WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT SHIT I JUST WATCHED?

Mike Mozart[edit | edit source]

  • Elmo FAIL TOY, Funny - Link
    1. YEAHHH BOYYYYY!
  • FAIL TOYs Board Game "Cape Horn" - Link
    1. Cape Horn (sounds like "Gay porn")

TheMysteriousMrEnter[edit | edit source]

  • Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [?????????] - Link
    1. I will kill you. With this fork.
    2. Well, fuck them up the ass with a garden rake.
  • Animated Atrocities #56: "Staring at the Future" [Teen Titans Go!] - Link
    1. A pegasister
    2. I don't fucking care
    3. Alright, what the fuck
    4. Piss
    5. Oh fuck you! No seriously, fuck you to hell and back!
    6. Shit on it
    7. Dicks
  • Animated Atrocities #65: "Is This Cute?" [Planet Sheen] - Link
    1. All the drugs
    2. All the fucking drugs

Nostalgia Critic[edit | edit source]

  • AVGN Wizard Rant - Link
    1. You...dirty...stuck-up...sadistic...shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!
  • Jungle 2 Jungle - Link
    1. That, is fucking nasty.
  • The Room - Link
    1. That's not funny, you sick fuck
  • The Wizard - Link
    1. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
  • Batman and Robin - Link
    1. No Fucking shit!
  • Doug's 1st Movie - Link
    1. YOU ARE ON METH!
    2. DUMBASS
  • Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Link
    1. Semen
    2. Fuckin' batshit crazy
    3. Scare the shit out of me
  • The Care Bears Movie - Link
    1. TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Cool as Ice
    1. Five pages of the Kama Sutra
  • Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue - Link
    1. Scuzzi?

The Rageaholic[edit | edit source]

  • Music Mythos: Michael Jackson - Link
    1. Juvenile son’s anal virginity
    2. FUCKING 9/11!

supergodzilla12[edit | edit source]

  1. Wassup motherfuckas!
  2. Orgy

Todd in the Shadows[edit | edit source]

  • Blank Space - Link
    1. Bullshit!
  • Dear Future Husband - Link
    1. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
  • Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game - Link
    1. As soon as you turn that camera off I'm beating the shit out of you!
  • Sexy and I Know it - Link
    1. The entire planet detonated in a fiery ball of doom instantly rendering the entirety of the human race permanently extinct!

Voice of Reason[edit | edit source]

  • Top 6 Friendship is Witchcraft Review Mistakes - Link
    1. A dickhead

YouTube Poop News[edit | edit source]

  • A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings - Link
    1. What up, my nigg-re-loids?
  • A Horse is a Source, of Course, of Course - Link
    1. Fuck a white (insert)

Vblogs[edit | edit source]

03bgood[edit | edit source]

  • Favorites Glitch, WTF?
    1. What the fuck?
    2. You motherfuckers

AutisticPon5 IGUA VGUA RenSeeksHelp YES StevenUniverseNO[edit | edit source]

  • MLP Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks Review - Link
    1. RedTube and PornHub
    2. Damn right
    3. In
    4. Jerk off
    5. Lesbian orgy
    6. Racist inbreeder
    7. What the hell do you think you're doin'?
    8. (masturbation noises)

D Reezy Reddick[edit | edit source]

  • 'Dissing Kermit the Frog - 'Link
    1. Goddamn motherfucking (x2) (heiffer???)-ass son of a goddamn bitch!
    2. Jesus take the wheel!
    3. I swear to goddamn God!

EatDatPussy445[edit | edit source]

  • My left leg has went totally numb - Link
    1. Good evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
  • '(unknown video[s])'
    1. Oh my fucking god man
    2. You're a fat virgin motherfuckin no pussy gettin ass!
    3. You faggotass bitch

ELPRESADOR[edit | edit source]

  • If You're a Cocksucker (taken down along with his whole channel)
    1. Cocksucker

Eric Douglace[edit | edit source]

  • Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - Link
    1. All you freaks, you metal loving fuckheads

Genesis Wolf[edit | edit source]

  • Fursuit Dance Videos have crappy music - Link
    1. Fursuit

idubbbz[edit | edit source]

  • Content Cop: Tana Mongeau - Link
    1. Ohhhh my fucking GOD.
  • Content Cop: Amateur Food Reviewers - Link
    1. What are you, fucking gay?
  • Content Cop: Keemstar - Link
    1. Cunt

Jenna Marbles[edit | edit source]

  • Sluts On Halloween - Link
    1. Calm the fuck down!

Jessi Slaughter[edit | edit source]

  • You dun goofed (part 1)
    1. Well guess what, my daughter is not lying, and I'm not gonna put up with any of you people's crap anymore. If you don't got something nice to say about my daughter, then keep your mouth shut and any more of your comments you put on there, I'm recording them all, and they are being sent to the police department, and guess what, your emails will be caught, and will be found, and whoever said you're gonna beat my daughter up, you will have to deal with the police, cause ya dun goofed!
  • You dun goofed (part 2) - Link
    1. YOU BUNCH OF LYING NO GOOD PUNKS, AND I KNOW WHO ITS COMING FROM, BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT. AND I KNOW WHO'S EMAILING AND WHO'S DOING IT. AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE. SO YOU BETTER NOT WRITE ONE MORE THING, OR SCREW WITH MY COMPUTER AGAIN, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. AND IF YOU COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER, GUESS WHAT! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, YOU LYING BUNCH OF PRICKS.

karmastar312[edit | edit source]

  • FUCK RICK ROLL'D I WANT MY ANIME! - Link
    1. Fucking bitch
    2. What the fuck?
    3. SUCK MAH DICK!

Keemstar[edit | edit source]

  • Alex is a Stupid Nigger
    1. Fucking righteous fucking nigger
    2. You fucking nigger
    3. Stupid nigger
    4. Bitch

MrFlipperInvader782[edit | edit source]

  • ILoveKimPossibleALot SUCKS! - Link
    1. Dickhead
    2. Cunt

MyLifeAsEva[edit | edit source]

  • Literally My Life - Link
    1. Literally my life (x2)

sexsleepandshrooms[edit | edit source]

  • Inside a Whorehouse - Link
    1. Whorehouse

SrPelo[edit | edit source]

  • Pelo Talks - Don't Touch [English Audio] - Link
    1. Yo n*gga, wassup n*gga?

Voice Dubbing[edit | edit source]

24thPowerProductions[edit | edit source]

Sailor Mouth dub - Link

  1. Wassup, pussy-ass niggas?
  2. Get your asses over here!
  3. What the fuck?
  4. Fire weed
  5. Performed bestiality
  6. (distorted laughing)
  7. Dude, change your fucking tampon or some shit, you're going fucking crazy.
  8. Speeeerrrrmmmm
  9. Fuck this shit (x3)
  10. Wheee!
  11. That's a fucking lie!
  12. That is e-fucking-nough, you're going to hell!
  13. Gaymates
  14. Oh, shit!
  15. In your fucking EYYYEEESSS!
  16. Holy fucking shit
  17. (whispered) Shiiiit
  18. Holy Mongol-fuck!
  19. Prostitutes
  20. Greetings, young and horny customers!
  21. My girlfriend's ass
  22. Hey bitch get the fuck back here!
  23. You fucking big-ass fuck bag!
  24. You fuckin' suck at this damn game!
  25. The best drug dealer in the fucking whole world
  26. Bang a bitch
  27. Dildos
  28. Escalators
  29. (gasp)
  30. Get the fuck outta my house!
  31. Hey faggot.
  32. Hey, faggots! How the motherfuck are ya?
  33. Shiiiit (whispered)
  34. Your mother's pussy
  35. Yeah, bitch, you got a problem with that shit?

Your Shoe's Untied dub - Link

  1. Change your tampon, damn!
  2. Aw, fuck it all to hell!
  3. Cheeseburgers
  4. I oughta make you eat my dick for this!
  5. (distorted scream)
  6. Patrick, go to hell and die!
  7. Going to hell
  8. Holy shit, I gotta get the fuck outta here!
  9. Seeya dickhead!
  10. That's it. I'm out. SCREW this!
  11. Skeet-knocker
  12. (boing, fart)
  13. Get ready
  14. Time to fuck
  15. Coming
  16. Shit
  17. I think my heart just stopped
  18. Faggot
  19. Fucking your mom

Chocolate With Nuts dub

  1. So stupid, that it's funny
  2. Porno
  3. Bang a bitch (x2)
  4. We fuck bitches up their ass

Greasy Buffoons dub

  1. Whoa, chill out, man!
  2. Whoa!
  3. Hey, that cured me from my hangover!

Dying for Pie dub

  1. Well, here you go
  2. Kill him

Krusty Krab Training Video dub

  1. Uh... uh...

Rock Bottom dub

  1. Holy shit!
  2. Oh, I'm grandpa, oh I'm old!

Jellyfish Hunter dub

  1. Take a shit
  2. That thing's gonna fucking kill your ass

adam02[edit | edit source]

Why Kevin Moore Left Dream Theater - Link

  1. A fucked-up bitch

BarnesForLife[edit | edit source]

DORA GETS ROBBED! - Link

  1. Oh, shit!
  2. This shit mine now!
  3. Look at that shit.

Brock Baker (McGoiter)[edit | edit source]

Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock's Dub) - Link

  1. Stop
  2. Get the fuck over here!
  3. Yeah.

Jack Black Says "What the F#@k" 11 Different Ways (Brock Baker)

  1. What the fuck? (x9)
  2. Fuck the WHAT?!

Chav Pingu[edit | edit source]

Drug Delivery - Link

  1. Drugs
  2. What a fucking dickhead
  3. Knobhead
  4. What the fuck?

Dragon Ball Z Abriged[edit | edit source]

The Return of Raditz - Link

  1. (maniacal laughter)
  1. Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this freaky stuff happen to me?

Dumbez[edit | edit source]

Bear in the Big Blue House Dubbed - Link

  1. Sex shack
  2. Buttcrack
  3. Dildos
  4. I was just masturbating
  5. Why do you think I was masturbating?

Bear and the Big Blue House Dubbed 2 - Link

  1. I'm gonna rape ya
  2. Up the butt!
  3. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's gay

FauxMccloud[