The Geico Gecko in migration driven by primal instinct (Edited)

Transcript
(Scene: Subway Train)

NATIVE HUNTER: Ah, yes. The Geico Gecko in migration driven by the Motherfucker's Strip Club to help people strap on a dildo on whore insurance.

GECKO: Hey, you see that guy over there? (shorter pause) He's fucking retarded and needs to get fucked up. (The train stops.)

(Cut to: Train Station - The gecko is leaving the train with the passengers.)

GECKO: (when the native hunter saw him) Go fuck yourself, you asshole, fuckhead, motherfucker!

(The doors close on the native hunter while the gecko jumps out of the train.)

NATIVE HUNTER: (chuckles) What a gay fucking asshole, motherfucker.

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone#: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Cock Near You)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more gay bitches.

Sound Clips

 * 1) The Motherfucker's Strip Club - Kil Calhoun
 * 2) Strap on a Dildo - Adam Sandler
 * 3) Whore
 * 4) Fucking Retarded and needs to get fucked up
 * 5) Go Fuck Yourself, you asshole, fuckhead, motherfucker! - Family Guy
 * 6) Gay - South Park
 * 7) Fucking Asshole, motherfucker
 * 8) Gay - Holland Boys
 * 9) Bitches