Squidward the Unfriendly Whore

Squidward the Unfriendly Whore is SuperIdiotMan00's edit of SpongeBob SquarePants Season 1, Episode 11b: Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost. It was uploaded on November 15, 2011.

Transcript
SuperIdiotMan00/STUW

Sound Clips

 * 1) Opening song - Because, It's Midnite (Strong Bad Sings (and Other Type Hits))
 * 2) "Sexy", "Ooh, that's it, that's right, oh my god, oh, I think I'm gonna (moaning)", "Damn", "Blouse" and "Splooge" - Double Team by Tenacious D
 * 3) "Pubes", "Scrotum", "Out of my ass", "My cock" and "Up my ass" - At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
 * 4) "Dick", "Nigga" and "Give me head" - Slob on My Nob by Tear da Club Up Thugs
 * 5) "Small", "Two", "Four", "Put", "Up your ass", "Don't, don't", "Give me", "Chicken McNuggets" and "My ass" - Drive-Thru by Tenacious D
 * 6) "Shit" - London Bridge by Fergie
 * 7) "Porn" - The Internet Is For Porn from Avenue Q
 * 8) "Suck(ed) my dick", "In a coma", "Fucked (x2)", "Pussy" and "High as hell" - Crazy Rap by Afroman
 * 9) "Fuck", "Ow, fuck", "Goddammit", "Shit" and "Sex slave" - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 10) "Suck on my balls", "In", "My" and "Mouth" - Chocolate Salty Balls (Chef Aid: The South Park Album)
 * 11) Ejaculation noises, "Hard fucking", "Fucked" and "Sorry" - Hard Fucking by Tenacious D
 * 12) "Your", "Ass virginity" and "Gonorrhea" - Beware the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 13) "Nine" - Dragon Ball Z Season 1, Episode 28: Goku's Arrival (Ocean dub)
 * 14) "String" - Gangstas and Strippers by Too Short
 * 15) "String(s)" - Kickapoo from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 16) "Fuck" - 85 Bucks an Hour by Twiztid and Insane Clown Posse
 * 17) "Fuck" - We Live in Garbage from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 4, Episode 6
 * 18) "Suck(s)" - Bill O'Reilly Meltdown (Inside Edition)
 * 19) "Goddamn nigger"- Nigger Fucker by David Allan Coe
 * 20) "You know what time it is", "Buttcheeks" and "Lubrication (x2)" - Kielbasa by Tenacious D
 * 21) "Take your bullshit somewhere else" and "Suck my damn dick, asshole" - Fuck You by Wesley Willis
 * 22) Bath song #1 - Blood Ocean by Dethklok
 * 23) "Vibrator" - Vibrator by Electric Six
 * 24) "AIDS" - Everyone Has AIDS from Team America: World Police
 * 25) "HIV", "Broken vending machine", "A kid from the Philippines" and "My dick" - My Dick by Mickey Avalon
 * 26) "Crabs" and "Cum(s)" - Big Balls by AC/DC
 * 27) Smack - Kickapoo (soundtrack version) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 28) Bath song #2 - The Gears by Dethklok
 * 29) "Fuck" and "You bitch" - Ripped Pants dub (greenday12688)
 * 30) "Cancer" - Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana
 * 31) "Bronchitis" - Dethsupport by Dethklok
 * 32) "Aw yeah" and "Gay" - I Kill People by Jon Lajoie
 * 33) "What's funny", "Fuck", "Fucking" and "You piece of shit" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
 * 34) "Booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks" - Booty Butt Cheeks from The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 5: The Story of Thugnificent
 * 35) "Pussy" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 6: Fertilityklok
 * 36) "Dickface" and "A dead whore, what's the police won't even investigate 'cause no one cares" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 9: Dethzazz
 * 37) "Gonna" and "Bone" - Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
 * 38) "Die" and "Up" - Link: The Faces of Evil
 * 39) "(G)rapist" and "(G)rape" - Grapist from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 14
 * 40) "Cock (x2)", "Kike" and "Assbarf" - South Park Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette
 * 41) "Dumbass" - That '70s Show Season 3, Episode 1: Reefer Madness
 * 42) "Asshole", "What the", "Urinate all over", "Gah", "Slutbag", "My butthole", "Bitches" and "A disgusting fuckbag" - Grandma's Kisses dub (greenday12688)
 * 43) Bath song #3 - Murmaider II: The Water God by Dethklok
 * 44) "Out" and "Cleveland steamer" - Rock Your Socks by Tenacious D
 * 45) "Come" - Mr. Volcano (Volvic)
 * 46) "Taking a shit" - Red Christmas by Insane Clown Posse
 * 47) "Gets out of here" and "Why don't you take a picture and blog about it online in your pervert laptop" - Murderface Takes a Leak (Dethklok: Dethtour)
 * 48) Fart, "I ought to make you eat my dick for this", "Aw, fuck it all to hell", "Patrick, go to hell and die" and scream - Your Shoe's Untied dub (24thPowerProductions)
 * 49) "Whore" - Whore! Where Are You? by Adam Sandler
 * 50) "Nasty" - Kirby: Right Back at Ya Season 1, Episode 11: The Big Taste Test (English dub)
 * 51) "Cock and balls" - Do It for Your Mama by Adam Sandler
 * 52) "A blowjob" - Jenny from the Block Blooper (Fox Report with Shepard Smith)
 * 53) "Stick it", "Fuck yourself" and "Gay" - Fuck Yourself by Steve Vai
 * 54) "Shut up, bitch" - WWE Monday Night Raw: August 12, 2002
 * 55) "Whore(s)" - Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down
 * 56) "Horny (bunghole)" - Beavis and Butt-Head in Virtual Stupidity
 * 57) "Veneral disease" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 2, Episode 12: No Laughing
 * 58) "Yeah (x2)" and "Boner" - Cock Pushups by Tenacious D
 * 59) "No" and "Gay (picnic, eh)" - Hotel Mario
 * 60) "Know" - Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
 * 61) "Gay" and "My" - Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoie
 * 62) "Horny" and "Latino man" - To Catch a Predator: Petaluma, California Part 1
 * 63) "Skeet skeet skeet" - Bang Ski by DJ Chip
 * 64) "Barbecue sauce" and "Go back to your home on Whore Island" - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
 * 65) "Big" - Explosivo by Tenacious D
 * 66) "Menstrual" - You Won't Believe How Much ShamWow Is a ScamNow (Mr. Dubs)
 * 67) "I am gay (x2)" - I Am Gay by Holland Boys
 * 68) Crash - Futurama intro
 * 69) "Metal" - The Metal from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 70) "Condom(s)" - Shoes the Full Version (Liam Kyle Sullivan)
 * 71) Distortion - Metalocalypse Season 2, Episode 2: Dethlessons
 * 72) Transition song - Trilogy Op. 5 by Yngwie Malmsteen
 * "Oh, now you fucked up" - Lincoln from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 1) "Jacking off" - Jerkin' Off (Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech)
 * 2) "Babies" - A long gone video from SacredCrotch
 * 3) "Fucking whore" - Down with the Sickness by Disturbed
 * 4) "Rape(d)" and "Strip" - Strip Club Song by Kutt Calhoun
 * 5) "Get that shit out of my face" - Adult Baby Dub (JaBoodyDubs)
 * 6) "You stupid son of a bitch" and "Cocksucker" - Deadwood Pancakes (Justin Schlegel)
 * 7) "Take advantage of" - The Gay Ghost (makemebad35)
 * 8) "Bitch" - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 4, Episode 8: Manners
 * 9) "Porno mag(s)" - Bright City Lights by Suburban Rhythm
 * 10) "Assrammer" - My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words (SLAPPAYURFACE)
 * 11) "Buy a" - Like a Boss from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 19: Seth Rogen, Phoenix
 * 12) "Cock (x2)" - Kyle Quit the Band (demo tape version) by Tenacious D
 * 13) "Suck a male camel's dick with hoisin sauce" - Suck a Cheetah's Dick by Wesley Willis
 * 14) "Fuck" - South Park deleted scene (would have been in Season 13, Episode 6: Pinewood Derby)
 * 15) "Takes that you German whore" - Metalocalypse Season 2, Episode 19: Dethrelease
 * 16) "Shove it up your ass" - Life Is a Lemon and I Want Money Back by Meat Loaf
 * 17) "In the ass" - Fuck a Dog by Blink-182
 * 18) "Rape you up the butt" - Fred Phelps
 * 19) "You know what, motherfucker" and "Eat a dick" - The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 4: Stinkmeaner Strikes Back
 * 20) "You can" and "Suck my dick" - Under the Influence by Eminem
 * 21) "I'm so horny" - Lithium by Nirvana
 * 22) "I'm about to" - Cumfetti from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 4, Episode 6
 * 23) "Penis up your ass" - A.I.D.S. by M.O.D.
 * 24) "Nigger" - National Spelling Bee (Derrick Comedy)
 * 25) "Pedophile" and "I'm a freaking pervert, I get off on little kids, I'm a freaking pervert, someone should cut my balls off" - I'm So Pedophile by Onision
 * 26) "In the butt" - What What (In the Butt) by Samwell
 * 27) "Fucking ghost who kills children" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 4: Dethmas
 * 28) "Asshole" - Kill Rock 'n Roll by System of a Down
 * 29) "Pooty butt doody" - Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 Episode 2: Allen Part Two
 * 30) "I told you I'd shoot but you didn't believe me, why didn't you believe me" - Happy Happy Joy Joy from The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 1, Episode 6b: Stimpy's Invention
 * 31) Babbling - Big Booty Bitches by Bombs Away
 * 32) "I'm going to" and "Fuck" - Some Guy Yells at Cats (Gorilla Mask)
 * 33) "Rip(ped)", "Your dick" and "Off" - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 4, Episode 4: Dickesode
 * 34) "My life" - My Life by The Game feat. Lil Wayne