Switching to Cock Insurance By Switching to Geico

Real Life People Transcript
(Scene: Park) Gecko: Raping GEICO is that they've got like real life people raping you. So like say you need to report a rapist, alright. A real person will be there to rape me. Then you can use GEICO.com to view photos of rapists. And you want to get raped?? They literally hand you a prisoner to rape you. (sighs) That's… that's a complete rape of course, but you get my point.

(Cut to: GEICO logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or call the rape office near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on rape insurance.

GECKO: I am gonna rape you and I'm gonna rape Donald Trump, I will rape Aimee Teegarden and I will rape Brittany Robertson!!! You understand!!! I love raping people and even as far as raping children!!! Welcome to rape city USA!!!

I am a true rapist!!!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Raping
 * 2) Raping you
 * 3) Rapist
 * 4) Rape Me
 * 5) Rapists
 * 6) Get raped
 * 7) Rape

Therapist Transcript
McGlone: Could switching to Geico really save you fifteen goddamn percent or more on cock insurance? Does a motherfucker make a terrible Retard? Man: And that's why sex makes me SHIT, I think. R. Lee Ermey: That's gay! You know what makes me SHIT? You do! Maybe we should fucking go to Fucksville where maybe we can find some cum and sperm for you, you jackass! (hands out a tissue box) Condoms? (throws a tissue box at him) Faggot.

(Cut to: GEICO logo)

(URL: geico.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or call the office near you)

VO: Geico, fifteen goddamn minutes could save you fifteen goddamn percent or more on anal sex and oral sex.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Cock
 * 2) Motherfucker
 * 3) Retard
 * Sex
 * 1) SHIT
 * Gay
 * 1) SHIT
 * 2) Fucking
 * 3) Fucksville
 * Cum
 * 1) Sperm
 * Ass
 * 1) Condoms
 * 2) Faggot
 * 3) Goddamn
 * 4) Anal sex
 * 5) Oral sex

Larry King Transcript
(Scene: Breaking Rape Headrapers) LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on having sex on the bed by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have raped children with over $5,000.

Gecko: Mm-hmm.. Easy condoms.

LARRY KING: Easy condoms, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?

Gecko: Which is like what, asking you to rape yourself? Now that... you know if you rape yourself and save loads of bullshit, I doubt you're gonna be like "Fuck you. I'm so gay, I think I'll keep my penis and balls."

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on penis insurance.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Having Sex
 * 2) On the Bed
 * 3) Rape
 * 4) Children
 * 5) Condoms
 * 6) Go Fuck Yourself
 * 7) Bullshit
 * 8) Fuck You
 * 9) Gay
 * 10) Penis and balls
 * 11) Penis

Abraham Lincoln Transcript
McGlone: Could Switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on cock insurance? Was Abe Lincoln a stupid piece of shit?

Abe: Hell yeah. Fuck you!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Cock
 * 2) Stupid
 * 3) Piece of Shit
 * 4) Hell Yeah
 * 5) Fuck You

Piggy Transcript
McAssCancer: Could Switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on cock insurance? Did the little piggy cry all the way home?

Sound Clips

 * 1) Cock