The Gay Cock Games

The Gay Cock Games is Octacle's edit of SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 19b: The Fry Cook Games. It was uploaded on January 28, 2021.

Transcript
Octacle/TGCG

Sound Clips

 * 1) Intro music - Race War in Dream Land by Endless Jess
 * 2) "Fags and dykes" - Fred Phelps
 * 3) "Eleventy twenty teenth" - Gandalf from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 4
 * 4) "Bootyhole" - Suck My Dog's Dick by Wesley Willis
 * 5) "Cock" - Fat Ed's Furry Fucking Guide to Metal (Fur TV)
 * 6) Entrance music #1 - Gloryhole by Steel Panther
 * 7) "I got to" - I Sit Down When I Pee from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season 1, Episode 3: Cats
 * 8) "Fucking run" - Some Guy Yells at Cats (Gorilla Mask)
 * 9) Running sound effect - Super Mario Bros. 3
 * 10) "Let's fucking do this" - Tenacious D: Time Fixers
 * 11) "Gay ass" - Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 Episode 2: Allen Part 2
 * 12) "Penises" - Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto Episode 2: Cave (Tenacious D)
 * 13) "Fucking horny" - I Want Your Tits by Steel Panther
 * 14) "Nope" - Team Fortress 2
 * 15) "What" and "Excuse me" - Insane Twins!! (makemebad35)
 * 16) "We interrupt this program to bring you loud static (fake static noises)" - South Park Season 1, Episode 6: Death
 * 17) Entrance music #2 - Critter by Steel Panther
 * 18) Wheezing - SpongeBob Squarepants Season 1, Episode 6b: Pickles
 * 19) "(gagging) Oh shit" - Choking on a Popcorn Kernel (Tourettes Guy)
 * 20) "Rock hard" and "Get hard" - SuperFuckers Episode 6: The Greatest Story Ever Told (Cartoon Hangover)
 * 21) "Penises" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 4, Episode 3: Trouble Urinating
 * 22) "Horny as fuck" - Bitches by Hollywood Undead
 * 23) "Yay" - The Family Simp (Real) (Ukinojoe)
 * 24) Scream - Kickapoo (soundtrack version) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 25) "It burns" - Marshmallow Murder (Dane Boe)
 * 26) "Sexy ass" and "Oh" - Double Team by Tenacious D
 * 27) "Homo(s)" and "Gay dude(s)" - Our Label Is Run by Homos from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 2, Episode 6
 * 28) "Dick" - Death to All But Metal by Steel Panther
 * 29) "Picture of" - Lotion Man by Peen
 * 30) "Ron Jeremy's (fully Jewish and so's his) foot long buddy" - The Chanukah Song Part IV by Adam Sandler
 * 31) "Booty" - Booty Man by Tim Wilson
 * 32) "Fucking" and "Wait, you like that" - Hard Fucking by Tenacious D
 * 33) "Sex dungeon" - The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 3: The Bachelor Party Corrosion
 * 34) "Shoot" - Shoot Me with a Gun by Wesley Willis
 * 35) "Men's asses" - Fridge (Tourettes Guy)
 * 36) "Throb(bing)" - Archer Season 3, Episode 4: The Man from Jupiter
 * 37) "Penises" - Bino the Elephant (FilmCow)
 * 38) "Homosexuals" - Steve Berman (The Marshall Mathers LP) by Eminem
 * 39) "Take it up the fucking ass" - Law Abiding Citizen
 * 40) "With a big rubber dick" and "Cunt" - Free-Floating Hostility (George Carlin: Back in Town)
 * 41) "Twenty five inches long" - I Kill People by Jon Lajoie
 * 42) "Serious shit" - Back to the Future
 * 43) "Fagnut" - It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 44) "Cootchie" - Deadpool vs. Boba Fett by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 45) "Ass" - Crazy Rap by Afroman
 * 46) "Vagina" - SuperFuckers Episode 7: Cute Rump (Cartoon Hangover)
 * 47) "Dicksuck(ing)" and "Blow" - Mad Mad Mario 2 (JonnyEthco)
 * 48) Gargling - Your Mom Says from Robot Chicken Season 3, Episode 2: Squaw Bury Shortcake
 * 49) "That guy" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 4a: Dying for Pie
 * 50) "You pissed in your pants" - The Longest Pee by Adam Sandler
 * 51) "Titty" - South Park Season 23, Episode 6: Season Finale
 * 52) "Gay" and "Men" - I Am Gay by Holland Boys
 * 53) "Sloppy" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 2: Tributeklok
 * 54) "Blowjob" - Familiar Expressions (George Carlin: Back in Town)
 * 55) "Labia" and babbling - Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 56) "Aw yeah" and "Women on my dick" - Very Super Famous by Jon Lajoie
 * 57) "Crabs" - Big Balls by AC/DC
 * 58) "Giving a fuck" - Not Giving a Fuck (Jon Lajoie)
 * 59) "Screw you" - South Park Season 2, Episode 15: Spookyfish
 * 60) "Now" - Mr. Dingus (Tourettes Guy)
 * 61) "Pubic" - Karate by Tenacious D
 * 62) "Horny" - DK Rap 2018 (Where Are They Now?) by Brentalfloss
 * 63) "Orphan(s)" - Grandma's Kisses dub (greenday12688)
 * 64) "Sexy" - Freddy Got Fingered
 * 65) "Entire life" - Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 (Homestar Runner)
 * "Oh, Lawrence, this is the happiest day of my life, I think my testicles are dropping" - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
 * 1) Panting - The Fry Cook Games dub (greenday12688)
 * 2) "Vagina" - Alone in the Universe by Jon Lajoie
 * 3) "Cock" - Drawn Together Season 2, Episode 1: The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II
 * 4) "Assram(mer)" - My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words (SLAPPAYURFACE)
 * 5) "Gallons of" - Pointless Profanity Ep. 2 (Jon Lajoie)
 * 6) "Man bazooka juice" - The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 9, Episode 3: Seaman (Cinemassacre)
 * 7) "Up your butt" - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
 * 8) "Semen" and "Sucking" - The Most Offensive Song Ever (version without Kenny) (South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
 * 9) "In my ass" - Bust a Cap in My Ass by Wesley Willis
 * 10) "Or I'll fucking kill you" - Captain Planet from Robot Chicken Season 2, Episode 6: 1987
 * 11) "Well fuck you" - Do Me by Richard Cheese
 * 12) Heavy breathing/moaning - Family Guy Season 2, Episode 20: Wasted Talent
 * 13) "What up, bitch" - Strip Club Song by Kurt Calhoun
 * 14) "Fuck off" - Like Father Like Son (Tourettes Guy)
 * 15) "What are you doing" - The Internet Is for Porn from Avenue Q
 * 16) "Fuck an asshole" and "Buttfucking" - Team America: World Police
 * 17) "Deep inside" - Karate by Tenacious D
 * 18) Yell and "Easy" - Rock Your Socks by Tenacious D
 * 19) "Get the fuck out of here, man" - Rainbow Brite Breaking & Entering from Robot Chicken Season 2, Episode 13: Metal Militia
 * 20) "Sexy time" - Borat
 * 21) "Buttsex" - South Park Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go
 * 22) "Stick my dick(s) in" - Mad Mad Mario 5 (JonnyEtcho)
 * 23) "Girls" - Shitty Noob Parkour! (makemebad35)
 * "No, you fucking dipshit" - South Park Season 11, Episode 11: Imaginationland Episode II
 * 1) "Gaybo" - Family Guy Season 12, Episode 2: Vestigial Peter
 * 2) "Motherfucking" - Sailor Mouth dub (24thPowerProductions)
 * 3) "What the fuck are you talking about" - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (soundtrack version) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 4) "Hard" - The Road by Tenacious D
 * 5) "My cock" - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina by Jon Lajoie
 * 6) "Gay" - Yo Mama So Fat! Kirby (Yo Mama)
 * 7) "Oh that's bullshit" - Family Guy Season 8, Episode 20: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
 * 8) "Men" - Family Guy Season 19, Episode 1: Stewie's First Word
 * 9) "Oh fuck you" and "Fucking piece of shit" - Ode to My Car by Adam Sandler
 * 10) "Buttfucking your" - Please Don't Hate Me by Insane Clown Posse
 * 11) "Daddy" - Quick Meme: Slaps Roof of Car (animeme)
 * 12) "Yeah, um" - Drive-Thru by Tenacious D
 * 13) "Go to hell", "An ass" and "That's right, motherfucker" - Unidentified sources
 * 14) "You fucktard" - Welcome to GameShop (JonnyEthco)
 * 15) "Satan's" - Don't Fuckle with Shuckle (dookieshed)
 * 16) "Finger" - To Catch a Predator by Insane Clown Posse
 * 17) "My dog" - NiggaNiggaNigga from Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
 * 18) Dog bark, farts and splat - Stock sound effects
 * 19) "I don't give a goddamn, I don't give a good goddamn" - Grandma's Homecoming (TheAngryGrandpaShow)
 * 20) "A dog" - Fuck a Dog by Blink-182
 * 21) "Are you fucking shitting me" - Family Guy Season 10, Episode 9: Grumpy Old Man
 * 22) "Take a shit" - Dumb Americans (George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing)
 * 23) "Motherfucker" - South Park Season 7, Episode 2: Krazy Kripples
 * 24) "Faggot" - Randy Travis Poster (Tourettes Guy)
 * 25) "Straight" - Hands Commercial (Jon Lajoie)
 * 26) "Bitch" - Pimp Pun Disaster from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 3
 * 27) "Suck dick for crack" - Animeme 19: MTV (animeme)
 * 28) "Fuck you" - South Park Season 21, Episode 5: Hummels & Heroin
 * 29) Moaning - Family Guy Season 9, Episode 3: Welcome Back, Carter
 * 30) "What the hell" - Oh Shit from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 2, Episode 2
 * 31) "Smells of" - Jesus Ranch from Tenacious D Episode 3b: Road Gig
 * 32) "Poopy juice" - Spider-Man Theme from The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 2, Episode 7: Spider-Man (Cinemassacre)
 * 33) "A big fat" - Suck My Big Black Ass, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 34) "Oh really" - Mad Season 3, Episode 2b: Franklin & Crash
 * 35) "Holy shit" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 2: Tributeklok
 * 36) "That's fucking nasty, man" - The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 2, Episode 15: Atari Porn (Cinemassacre)
 * 37) "Shit (x2)" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
 * 38) "I have a boner" - Family Guy deleted scene (would have been in Season 12, Episode 17: The Most Interesting Man in the World)
 * 39) "Hello, my baby" - Hello! Ma Baby from One Froggy Evening (Merrie Melodies)
 * 40) Off-key piano notes - Good Idea, Bad Idea: Marching Band from Animaniacs (1993) Season 1, Episode 17: Roll Over, Beethoven/The Cat and the Fiddle
 * 41) "I love doing that" - Walt Disney Attacks! from Robot Chicken Season 1, Episode 2: Nutcracker Sweet
 * 42) "Jerk" - I'll Sue Ya by "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * 43) "My cock" - Classical Teacher by Tenacious D
 * 44) "Fucking" - Lethal Injection by Wesley Willis
 * 45) "Aw hell no" - Redshirt Revenge from Robot Chicken Season 2, Episode 12: The Munnery
 * 46) "You're gonna die" - This Is Your Left from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2, Episode 23: The Cloning
 * 47) "Wrong" - Superman Returns trailer
 * 48) "Oh shit" - Lincoln from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 49) "Your fucking ass so hard that candy will come out" - Dear Black People from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 7
 * 50) "What a shitty ass load of goddamn bullfuck" - The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 2, Episode 14: Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout (Cinemassacre)