Accidents are Bad, but Geico is Good (Edited)

Pothole Transcript
(Are you shitting me?)

Pothole: Fucking shit! Your penis is all large and gigantic!

Person: You retard! Fucking piece of shit!

Pothole: Go fuck yourself, asshole!

Person: Shut the fuck up, Retard!

VO: Nipples are bad. But Masturbation is good with emergency anal sex!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Are you shitting me?
 * 2) Fucking shit
 * 3) Penis
 * 4) Retard
 * 5) Fucking piece of shit
 * 6) Go fuck yourself
 * 7) Asshole
 * 8) Shut the fuck up
 * 9) Nipples
 * 10) Masturbation
 * 11) Anal sex

Tree Limb Transcript
Branch: Dude, that was retarded! That'd been hanging up there for like 15 years! And that wham, here I am fucking pleased about my nipples! Oh, wait. You're looking for an apology? Go FUCK yourself! They tossed another condom up your ass! It's bullshit. Hey what's up you fucking retard?

Voiceover: Nipples are horseshit, but masturbating is good with penis replacement.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Retarded
 * 2) 15 Years
 * 3) Fucking Pleased About
 * 4) My Nipples
 * 5) Go FUCK yourself
 * 6) Condom
 * 7) Up Your Ass
 * 8) Bullshit
 * 9) You Fucking Retard
 * 10) Nipples
 * 11) Horseshit
 * 12) Masturbating
 * 13) Penis

Fender Bender Transcript
Car: '''What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit! I mean, wow; that looks retarded'''! There's no need to discuss it further. In fact, you can put two of them up your nipples. Just give it a once-over with a bag of crack. Okay, good talking to you.

Voiceover: Nipples are bad, but marijuana is good. With 24-hour free porno mags.

Sound Clips

 * 1) What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit!
 * 2) Retarded
 * 3) Put Two of Them Up Your Nipples
 * 4) Bag of Crack
 * 5) Nipples
 * 6) Marijuana
 * 7) Free Porno Mags

Pipes Transcript
Pipe 1: I am strong like the ox. I crushed you up your ass. Because you are a twat. Shitdick, you hit me again, suck my dick.

Pipe 2: FUCK! You're messing with the wrong cocksucker now, car! Trust me, I have to leave with this retard.

Pipe 3: Fuck this Shit!

Voiceover: Stupid ass motherfucking nipples are bad, but shitting is good, with guaranteed load of cum with a side of shit.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Up Your Ass
 * 2) A twat
 * 3) Shitdick
 * 4) Suck My Dick
 * 5) FUCK!
 * 6) Cocksucker
 * 7) Retard
 * 8) Fuck this Shit
 * 9) Stupid Ass
 * 10) Motherfucking
 * 11) Nipples
 * 12) Shitting
 * 13) Load of cum
 * 14) With a Side of shit