Sound Source Ideas

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Tenacious D Goes Undercover on Reddit, YouTube and Twitter

 * Dumbass
 * 666
 * Motherfucking (x3)
 * Twitter
 * This is actually a fucking pure motherfucking [D]
 * Cock (Cochran Avenue)
 * Fast food
 * Jack in the Box
 * Crack
 * 2 tacos
 * 2 delicious tacos
 * Splurge
 * Monster tacos
 * 69
 * Mothafucka
 * I don't know what the fuck that means
 * Oh that's fuckin' absolutely true
 * Fuckin' assholes
 * Fuck yeah it is
 * Tasty ass
 * Sausage
 * Slam that shit shut

UMD Mockapella

 * Spongebob Medley - Link
 * What the fuck!?
 * Jesus Christ!
 * Jesus!

Rainer Hersch

 * Microsoft Windows Waltz - Link
 * Shit

Buddy Brown

 * We Gotta Be Less White - Link
 * Stick it right back up your ass

Shania Twain

 * That Don't Impress Me Much
 * In the middle of the night
 * Brad Pitt

Taylor Swift

 * 22
 * Hipsters

Dschinghis Khan

 * Moskau
 * Indians are high (In dir so heiß)
 * Moscow (Moskau)

KC and the Sunshine Band

 * Get Down Tonight - Link
 * Do a little dance, make a little love


 * Give It Up
 * Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
 * Baby, give it up
 * Don’t you know I want your love?


 * I Love You
 * (instrumental)
 * La la la, la la la (multiple instances)
 * I love you (multiple instances)


 * Keep It Coming Love
 * Keep it coming love
 * Don’t stop me now


 * Rock Your Baby
 * (instrumental)


 * (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty
 * Everybody
 * Get on the floor
 * Let’s dance
 * Don’t fight
 * The feeling
 * Give yourself a chance


 * (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty 1977 Live - Link
 * Everybody
 * Get on the floor
 * Let’s dance
 * Don’t fight
 * The feeling
 * Give yourself a chance
 * Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
 * Shake your booty!


 * Shotgun Shuffle
 * (instrumental)
 * Shotgun! (multiple instances)


 * Sunshine City
 * (instrumental)


 * That's The Way (I Like It) - Link
 * DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! (x4)
 * Turn me on

Postmodern Jukebox

 * We Can't Stop (Robyn Adele Anderson's Miley Cyrus cover) - Link
 * 1) Hell no
 * 2) Big butt
 * 3) Strip club

Anthony Vincent (Ten Second Songs)

 * Down with the Sickness in 20 Styles (Disturbed cover) - Link
 * Fucking whore


 * Feel Good Inc. in 20 Styles (Gorillaz cover) - Link
 * Ass cracks


 * Good 4 U in 20 Styles (Olivia Rodrigo cover) - Link
 * What the fuck is up with that?
 * Never cared at all, bitch


 * A Little Piece of Heaven in 33 Styles (Avenged Sevenfold cover) - Link
 * Come here, ya fuckin' bitch
 * Erectile dysfunction


 * Secrets of Life - Link
 * Pooping (second instance)
 * I'm gay
 * This awesome fuckin' [song]


 * Welcome to the Black Parade in 22 Styles (My Chemical Romance cover) - Link
 * Kill us all


 * Welcome to the Jungle in 20 Styles (Guns N Roses cover) - Link
 * You're gonna die, bitch

Beck

 * Loser
 * Pantyhose
 * Cocaine
 * (I'm) a loser, baby
 * (So) why don't ya kill me?

Bruno Mars

 * The Lazy Song Link
 * Have some really nice sex

Kid Rock

 * Bawitdaba - Link
 * Topless dancers
 * Bastards
 * Meth
 * Porno flicks
 * I Am the Bullgod - Link
 * Bloodshot eyes
 * 12-step program
 * Trippin'
 * Sit your ass down
 * Twisted thoughts
 * Walkman
 * Wasting Time - Link
 * I'm a pimp
 * Smack all the hoes!
 * Life's a bitch
 * Eatin' shrooms
 * Motherfucking
 * A bag of weed

Maroon 5

 * This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like a Motherfucker Link
 * [This summer's] (gonna hurt like a) motherfucker

Arvingarna

 * Tänker inte alls gå hem - Link
 * Take it in the ass (Tänker inte alls gå hem)

Cher

 * Believe
 * I can't do that

Christina Aguilera

 * Genie in a Bottle
 * Gotta rub me the right way

En Vogue

 * Free Your Mind
 * Prostitute
 * Rap music

Five

 * When the Lights Go Out
 * Take your clothes off

fun.

 * We Are Young
 * Getting high[er]
 * Tonight
 * (So) let's set (the world) on fire

Halsey

 * New Americana - Link
 * High on (legal) marijuana

Kraftwerk

 * The Model - Link
 * [She's] (going out to) nightclubs(, drinking just) champagne
 * Sex Object
 * [I don't want to be your] sex object
 * Soundcheck from concert wherein they perform The Model - Link
 * I want to fuck her [again]

Lana Del Rey

 * Cola - Link
 * My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Matt White

 * Best Days - Link
 * Lyin' naked under the covers

The Pussycat Dolls

 * Don't Cha
 * Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot and sweaty in this mu'fucka
 * Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

MercyMe

 * I Can Only Imagine - Link
 * My heart
 * Will I dance for You [Jesus]
 * My knees

*NSYNC

 * Bye Bye Bye
 * I know that I can't take no more
 * Girlfriend
 * Girlfriend (multiple instances)

Raze

 * Break 4 Love
 * (moaning)

Rihanna

 * Cockiness (Love It)
 * Suck my cock[iness]
 * I want you to be my sex slave

Roxette

 * The Look - Link
 * She's got the look! (multiple instances)
 * Walkin' like a man, hittin' like a hammer
 * Brown-eyed girl
 * Naked (to the t-bone)
 * Kissing [is the wet sand]

Sammy Johns

 * Chevy Van - Link
 * My Chevy van

Spice Girls

 * 2 Become 1 - Link
 * I'm gonna make love to your baby
 * Wannabe
 * (If you wanna be) my lover

TLC

 * No Scrubs
 * Scrub/s (multiple instances)
 * Busta
 * Broke-ass
 * Deadbeat ass
 * Waterfalls
 * Don't go chasing (waterfalls)
 * Y'all don't hear me

Vanessa Carlton

 * A Thousand Miles
 * Making my way (downtown)

Wham!

 * Wham! Rap (Enjoy What You Do)
 * Hey everybody take a look at me

Big Sean

 * I Don't Fuck With You - Link
 * I don't fuck with you
 * You lil' stupid ass bitch
 * I ain't fuckin' with you
 * You lil' dumb ass bitch
 * I got a million trillion things I’d rather fuckin' do
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Bitch, I don't give a fuck about you

Bobby Shmurda

 * Hot Nigga
 * Crack

Burden

 * F Biden - Link
 * Pedophile creep

Eamon

 * Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back) - Link
 * Fuck you, you ho

Ice-T

 * Warning
 * Shit
 * Bitch
 * Fuck
 * Dick
 * Ass
 * Ho
 * Cum
 * Dirty bitch
 * Low mothafucka
 * Nigga
 * Hooker
 * Slut
 * Tramp
 * Dirty low slut tramp bitch ho
 * Nigga fuck shit

Jay Z

 * Big Pimpin
 * Mario
 * Big pimpin’ (multiple instances)

Josh Katz

 * Hooray for Captain Underpants - Link
 * Underpants (many instances)
 * Underwear
 * Poopypants
 * Hypno-Ring

Kanye West

 * Runaway
 * Douchebags (multiple instances)
 * Assholes (multiple instances)
 * (I sent this bitch) a picture of my dick

Missy Elliott

 * Lose Control
 * Rump shaking (both ways)
 * Crunk

Quarashi

 * Mr. Jinx
 * Internet porn


 * Stick ‘Em Up
 * Warts on your dick

Three 6 Mafia

 * Slob on My Knob (Part 2) - Link
 * My nigga
 * Chewed his meat
 * Slobs on head
 * Drinks a nigga's nut
 * Lay on the bed
 * Pussy
 * I fucked her with a broom
 * Sucks on dick
 * Licks up nuts
 * Bitches
 * Suck some meat
 * Stop bitch
 * A pro on suckin' dick

311

 * Who's Got the Herb? - Link
 * Who's got the herb?

Alestorm

 * Fucked With An Anchor Link
 * Fuck you. You're a fuckin' wanker
 * We're gonna punch you right in the balls
 * Fuck you with a fuckin' (anchor)
 * You're all cunts so fuck you all
 * Fuck you!
 * Shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse
 * Wank

Anal Cunt

 * I Lit Your Baby On Fire
 * Drugs


 * I'm Gonna Give You AIDS
 * AIDS
 * Let me fuck you in your fucking ass
 * Swallow my cum

Barenaked Ladies

 * I Know
 * [Of see-through slacks, of cyber-]masturbation
 * This Is Where It Ends
 * Prozac

Billy Joel

 * Big Shot
 * [But] don't come bitchin' to me
 * [You had to] open up your mouth

Blink-182

 * 13 Miles
 * Fuck ‘im from behind
 * Scrotum
 * Asshole


 * Built This Pool
 * I wanna see some naked dudes


 * Happy Holidays, You Bastard
 * Suck me off
 * Touch my cock
 * Ejaculate


 * What's My Age Again?
 * And that's about the time she walked away from me
 * The cops
 * Sodomy
 * And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
 * Prank phone calls

Buckcherry

 * Crazy Bitch - Link
 * Gettin' fuckin' laid
 * You're a crazy bitch
 * Fuck (so good)
 * Doin' you all night
 * Fuck you so good
 * I like the way you fuck me

Cheap Trick

 * Surrender
 * [I'd meet] girls [like you]
 * Rolling on the couch

Cinderella

 * Somebody Save Me - Link
 * Somebody save me

Cocteau Twins

 * Heaven or Las Vegas - Link
 * Las Vegas (multiple instances)

The Cranberries

 * Dreams - Link
 * Don't hurt me

Creed

 * Signs - Link
 * SEEEEX!

A Day to Remember

 * Right Back At It Again - Link
 * Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Devo

 * Don't You Know - Link
 * I've got a rocket in my pocket
 * Girl U Want - Link
 * An aroma of undefined lust
 * Look at you with your mouth watering
 * I Need A Chick - Link
 * I need a chick to suck my dick!
 * Jimmy - Link
 * I don't care
 * Modern Life - Link
 * (Time to pay up,) motherfucker!

Duran Duran

 * Hungry Like The Wolf - Link
 * (heavy breathing)

Eric Clapton

 * Cocaine
 * Cocaine

GG Allin

 * 'Abuse Me (I Want To Die)
 * I wanna get drunk and pass out on the floor
 * (Stick me) in the ass
 * Shit on me


 * Bite It You Scum
 * (Bite it you) scum
 * Bend over here comes my foot
 * Kiss your ass
 * Who'll be fucking up my fun
 * Ass shit
 * You pig
 * You whore
 * I want your cum


 * Die When You Die
 * Go fuckin' die


 * Expose Yourself To Kids
 * Let's fuck kids
 * Molest
 * Incest
 * Child abuse
 * Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate


 * I Wanna Fuck Myself
 * Fuck myself
 * I fuck myself
 * Pull my pud (until it bleeds)
 * Fuck
 * Cum
 * On my chest
 * Up my ass


 * Rape, Torture, Terminate and Fuck
 * Rape, torture, kill and fuck


 * Sister Sodomy
 * Death and defecation
 * Bitch
 * Anal cavity
 * Ass
 * Fuck
 * Ass all tore up


 * Son Of Evil
 * Blood and cum
 * Fucked (Fuck) the devil
 * A virgin
 * Prick
 * Set out to destroy


 * When I Die
 * Scumfuck
 * Cunt between her legs

Green Day
86 - Link
 * 1) Kick you in the ass

2000 Light Years Away - Link
 * 1) All damn night long


 * 2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival Meltdown - Link
 * 1) Fuck this shit (x2)
 * 2) Gimme a fuckin' break
 * 3) One minute fuckin' left
 * 4) (You're gonna give me) fuckin' one minute?
 * 5) Look at that fuckin' sign right there
 * 6) Lemme fuckin' tell you something
 * 7) (You're gonna give me) one fuckin' minute!?
 * 8) You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!
 * 9) You're fuckin' kidding me!
 * 10) What the fuck!?
 * 11) I'm not fuckin' (Justin Bieber), you motherfuckers!
 * 12) You gotta be fuckin' jokin'!
 * 13) This is a fuckin' joke!
 * 14) God fuckin' love you all!

American Eulogy - Link
 * 1) A bunch of niggers
 * 2) I don't give a shit about (the modern age)

American Idiot - Link
 * 1) Mind fuck

Armatage Shanks - Link
 * 1) I'm gettin' pissed

Bab's Uvula Who? - Link
 * 1) Fuckin' everything up

Before the Lobotomy - Link
 * 1) Fucked up

Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Link
 * 1) Fucked up

Brain Stew - Link
 * 1) Fucked up

Chocolate Rain As Performed By Tre Cool (Tay Zonday cover) - Link
 * 1) You're doing it fucking wrong!

Christian's Inferno - Link
 * 1) (isolated evil laughter) - Link

East Jesus Nowhere - Link
 * 1) I never asked you a goddamn thing!

F.O.D. - Link
 * 1) Fuck off and die

Forever Now - Link
 * 1) It hurts like hell

Fuck Time - Link
 * Oh, baby, baby, it's fuck time
 * 1) (moaning)
 * 2) (laughter)

Geek Stink Breath - Link
 * 1) Methamphetamine

The Grouch - Link
 * 1) Shitty old man
 * 2) Fuck you (many instances)
 * 3) [Glory days] don't mean shit to me
 * 4) Life's a bitch
 * 5) Fuckin' up
 * 6) (I don't) have sex

Homecoming - Link
 * 1) (The last of the) dope
 * 2) What the hell's your name
 * 3) Fucked up
 * 4) Get me the fuck right out of here
 * 5) [I play] the shit outta [drums]

Jesus of Suburbia - Link
 * 1) Ritalin
 * 2) Mary Jane
 * 3) Doin' (someone else's) cocaine
 * 4) (Everyone's) so full of shit
 * 5) Retarded
 * 6) A million and one fuckin' times

King for a Day - Link
 * 1) A leather thong
 * 2) Drag queen

Let Yourself Go - Link
 * 1) I don't give a damn
 * 2) Steppin' in shit
 * 3) I don't give a fuck
 * 4) Cut the crap
 * 5) Fuckin' with my head

Letterbomb - Link
 * 1) Where have all the bastards gone?
 * 2) You better run for your fuckin' life!

Longview - Link
 * 1) I'm sick of all the same old shit
 * 2) Fuckin' lazy
 * 3) When masturbation's lost it’s fun, you're fuckin' lonely

Minority - Link
 * 1) Fuck ‘em all

My Generation (The Who cover) - Link
 * 1) Fuck that shit!

Platypus (I Hate You) - Link
 * 1) You ain't worth the shit under my shoes or the piss on the ground
 * 2) Shit out of luck
 * 3) Dickhead, fuckface, cocksmoking, motherfucking asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen
 * 4) Piss on your (grave)

St. Jimmy - Link
 * 1) A little bag of dope
 * 2) Son of a bitch

The Static Age - Link
 * 1) What a fuckin' tragedy
 * 2) All I wanna know is a goddamn thing

Take Back - Link
 * 1) I want to break your fuckin' teeth

Walking Contradiction - Link
 * 1) Smart ass

Youngblood - Link
 * 1) Fuckin' genius

(unknown MTV interview) - Link
 * 1) Completely sucks ass

Harvey Danger

 * Flagpole Sitta - Link
 * The curves of your body
 * Breeding
 * Goddamn you
 * Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me

Imagine Dragons

 * Demons - Link
 * Cum (This is my kingdom come; x2)

Iron Maiden

 * Run to the Hills
 * Run to the hills
 * Raping the women

Limp Bizkit

 * Break Stuff - Link
 * Freight train
 * N 2 Gether Now
 * Shut the fuck up (many instances)
 * FRED, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Metallica

 * Master of Puppets
 * Obey your master
 * Master (multiple instances)
 * So What
 * So fuckin' what?
 * I've [even] sucked an [old] man's cock
 * I rammed my cock right down it's throat

Mötley Crüe

 * Girls, Girls, Girls
 * Girls, girls, girls (multiple instances)
 * Dancin' down on Sunset Strip
 * Menage a trois
 * Looks That Kill
 * Now listen up!

New Radicals

 * You Get What You Give - Link
 * Beck
 * Marilyn Manson
 * Kick your ass

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

 * People Ain't No Good Link
 * Bullshit

O.A.R.

 * Shattered (Turn the Car Around) - Link
 * Damn
 * Turn the car around

Oingo Boingo

 * Little Girls - Link
 * I love little girls
 * Feel so good

The Pogues

 * Fairytale of New York
 * Faggot

R.E.M.

 * Pop Song '89
 * Hello (multiple instances)
 * The government
 * Stand
 * Cum (Carry a compass to help you along)

Real Friends

 * Summer - Link
 * Fucking

Saliva

 * Click Click Boom - Link
 * What the hell (is wrong with me?)
 * Cryin' ass bitchin'
 * Doperide - Link
 * Throwin' rhymes like ratchets!
 * Playas

Survivor

 * I’m Not that Man Anymore
 * (You) Fit like a glove
 * Understand you
 * I’m not that man anymore
 * Baby, I’ve changed

Steel Panther

 * Community Property
 * A hooker
 * Gay
 * My cock*
 * Screw
 * Swallowed my load
 * My dick*
 * Fondle my meat
 * My crotch (radio edit only)
 * My dong

Radio edit replaces it with “my dong“


 * The Shocker
 * Gettin' a boner
 * Dirty Sanchez
 * Lube it up
 * 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
 * Booger sugar
 * Hard meat stick
 * Middle finger
 * Do it in the bathroom
 * Do it in your car
 * Balls
 * Vagina
 * Butthole


 * Weenie Ride
 * Sexy Michael Starr

Stratovarius

 * Babylon
 * Endless caravan
 * I’ll never die
 * Babylon
 * I’m free


 * Eternity
 * I feel strange thoughts in my mind
 * Ego
 * There’s a clone of everyone somewhere


 * Father Time
 * Where are the friends of yesterday?
 * What have I learnt so far?
 * But it won’t bother me
 * Where have all the years gone? (multiple instances)


 * Forever
 * I’m the star
 * I’m the wind
 * There was no sorrow, there was no pain
 * Came (so fast)
 * Oh how happy I was then
 * I’m still there, everywhere


 * Night Time Eclipse
 * Confused mind
 * Misleading me
 * Life’s circumstances can be so cruel, if I take a chance I just might make the wrong move.
 * So few options I have
 * Just an ordinary day


 * Season of Change
 * Hatred
 * The truth is inside
 * The carousel is spinning fast
 * Every moment is gold
 * All the sorrow and pain
 * All these years I’ve cried
 * Season of Change


 * Speed of Light
 * Today is just another day
 * I’m away lost in my thoughts
 * At the speed of light


 * Tomorrow
 * I’m facing my nightmares again
 * I’m delusioned
 * Pride
 * Look out for number one
 * (screaming)


 * Uncertainty
 * Clutch
 * The same old lies


 * Will the Sun Rise?
 * Throwing my dreams
 * I can’t be seen, I can’t be heard
 * Sorrow

The Vandals

 * Live Fast, Diarrhea Link
 * Diarrhea!

Warrant

 * Cherry Pie
 * [Most folks don't] 'cause they're too busy bitchin'
 * Bathroom
 * On the floor

Weezer

 * Buddy Holly
 * What's with these homies dissin' my girl?


 * El Scorcho
 * [Half-]Japanese girls


 * We Are All on Drugs - Link
 * On drugs

Garfunkel and Oates

 * The Loophole Link
 * My hymen
 * Jesus
 * The birds and bees
 * Premarital sex
 * Hell
 * Go to fifth base
 * Godless whore
 * Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
 * Sex
 * My vaginal virginity
 * Take your cock out
 * Shove it in my ass
 * Fuck me until you cum
 * Don't touch my clitoris
 * Profylactics
 * Sluts
 * Anally copulate
 * Sodomy
 * Straight
 * Butt
 * Gays
 * Losing my cherry

John R. Butler

 * The Hand of the Almighty - Link
 * He'll fuck you up
 * God will fuck you up
 * Don't you know he'll fuck you up
 * It was her own damn fault
 * Bitch
 * He fucked 'em up
 * He really fucked 'em up
 * He can fuck you up
 * No shit, he'll fuck you up
 * He fucked the people up
 * God fucked him up
 * He went and fucked [Ray] up
 * He fucked him up
 * Fucked that boy completely up

Randy Rainbow

 * Seasons of Trump - Link
 * Porn stars
 * Oh god. That makes me so horny.
 * COVID

Rucka Rucka Ali

 * Go Cops
 * Crack rocks
 * Fuck with old folks
 * Bitch, I’m rolling with the fuzz

Spongebob Squarepants: The Best Day Ever

 * Superior - Link
 * I look out from my window, at the losers down below
 * I’m a king, and they’re just bums
 * Is this to be my fate?
 * Oh, why was I made this way?
 * Superior (many instances)
 * I’m so much better than you
 * Woe is me, what shall I do?
 * The cream
 * Drag me down your drain
 * On top
 * Eons of eons of devolving peons have just served to lower the bar
 * Survival of the dumbest
 * While us great ones get punished
 * In a world of black [holes]
 * I’m a star
 * Oh don’t you wish you were me?
 * You’re so bland, and I’m sublime
 * Swine
 * Too blind to see
 * A cut
 * Jar
 * Caviar
 * A bubble bath
 * Ass (ascots)
 * Me me me and more me
 * Watch me work
 * Somebody’s flat
 * My [reed]
 * Oh how do I dumb this down
 * You inferior, me superior
 * Exterior
 * [choking noises]

Stephen Lynch

 * Crazy Peanuts - Link
 * Motherfucker
 * Shit
 * The baddest fuckers
 * That bitch
 * Get her some
 * The sexy way he sucked that [thumb]
 * Shitty
 * Ass
 * What does that shit mean?
 * Bitch
 * Get laid
 * Get pussy

Tim Minchin

 * The Pope Song - Link
 * Fuck the motherfucker (many instances)
 * He's a fucking motherfucker (x2)
 * He's a total motherfucker (x2)
 * Fucking fuck the motherfucker (x2)
 * Fuck the motherfucking Pope (x2)
 * Fuck you, motherfucker (x2)
 * That motherfucker
 * Motherfucker (x3)
 * Kiddie fucker (x3)
 * Fuck you
 * Motherfucking rapist (x2)
 * This motherfucker
 * Fuckin' pissed
 * Motherfuckers fucking boys
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Fucking godly motherfuckers
 * Fucking
 * There are other fucking ways
 * On other fucking days
 * You're a fucking motherfucker
 * I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker believes
 * Jesus
 * His motherfucking mother
 * Fuckers
 * Fucking moral authority
 * Hell
 * You motherfucker
 * Some fucking wrath
 * You've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses
 * A motherfucking papist
 * Fuck him
 * Look into your motherfucking heart
 * This motherfucking stupid fucking (song)
 * Filthy fucking language
 * Fucking disrespect
 * Getting fucking fiddly
 * Listen to me, motherfucker
 * You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat

Undercover Funtime
- Link
 * Backwoods Boy
 * Aw, fuck it
 * Gay
 * I like a man's dick inside of me
 * I like cock (many instances)
 * Balls
 * Stick it in my ass
 * In my mouth
 * Cock
 * GODDAMMIT! (x2)
 * Spread eagle
 * Rubs his sack
 * Pecker in my mouth
 * Finger in my ass
 * Eat 'im out
 * Sack
 * Fuckin' more than just one guy
 * A cock in my mouth and two in my ass
 * Rubbin' taints between my toes
 * Whip that big, juicy motherfucker around


 * #Blessed
 * Fucked up
 * Incest
 * Chick-Fil-A
 * Breast


 * D.B.P.S.A. P.S.A.
 * Being raped
 * Violated
 * Dog raper (x2)
 * Dog booty
 * Protection
 * He's gonna get that ass


 * Diarrhea
 * Taco Bell
 * Diarrhea (many instances)
 * My butthole


 * Dog Raper
 * He's a doooooog raper (x2)
 * Fucks every (dog) in town
 * He likes to fuck 'em all
 * Doggy sex
 * He fucks all he comes across
 * He's gon' get that ass
 * Rubs his jug
 * Suck that (doggy's) dong


 * Gonorrhea in Paradise
 * Manspreadin'
 * Her pussy
 * Booty
 * Gonorrhea (x2)
 * My penis
 * It really burns when I pee
 * Screwing that beaver
 * My dick
 * Crabs
 * Syphilis
 * Chlamydia
 * HPV
 * Always wear a rubber
 * Nasty cooter


 * Homeschool Girl
 * Masturbate
 * Virgin


 * I'll Never Love Another Woman
 * I swear to god
 * Give me one more fuckin' chance
 * Fuckin' her
 * Goddammit, baby, I love you so much
 * Sex
 * Orgasms
 * Stickin' my penis into other women
 * Goddammit, I'm not done talkin' yet, shit!
 * Unless you act like a bitch


 * King of the One-Nut Rodeo
 * Balls
 * Sack
 * My scrotum
 * Neutered
 * Bareback
 * Fuckin'


 * Oyster Juice
 * Awwww, shiiiiiiit!
 * A girl with titties and a big caboose
 * Your tallywhacker
 * Genitals
 * 69
 * Make your dick bounce
 * My dick
 * Flaccid
 * Crack
 * Your cock
 * Your dong
 * Your shaft feels long
 * Ho
 * Crackers
 * Taste like shit
 * Cum too quick
 * Teeny weenie
 * Fucky
 * Men over 60
 * Morbidly obese
 * On your boner
 * You lookin' at me, bitch?
 * Motherfuckin'
 * Biatch!


 * Please Don't...
 * Cum on my face (x3)
 * 200 dollars
 * Splooge
 * Shoot it on my back
 * My rack
 * Jack
 * Givin' head
 * Handy jobs
 * Toss your salad
 * Balls
 * You came on my face


 * Titties
 * Titties
 * Big titties
 * Triple A's
 * Double D's
 * Nipple pinch
 * Motorboat
 * Give ‘em a squeeze
 * Flash me them knockers
 * Erected a thousand dicks
 * Cleavage
 * Pair of boobs
 * Tits


 * Two Dicks, Too Many
 * Titties
 * Buns
 * If you wanna fuck me, I need at least two men
 * Two dicks, too many
 * One cock and two balls
 * I don't want another sack rubbin' up against mine
 * Weiner
 * I'm gonna get me some nookie
 * Drunk as a skunk
 * Nice set of melons
 * Junk in the trunk
 * Looking for someone to fuck
 * Makin' whoopee
 * Pussy
 * I'm really horny
 * Hot and heavy
 * Givin' me head
 * Breast
 * Shut up, bitch and suck on my dong


 * Two Weeks Notice
 * I don't owe you shit and you sure as shit don't owe me
 * Fuckin'
 * No shit
 * A fuckin' prick
 * I don't give a damn
 * They can all suck my dick


 * YS 2 4EVR
 * All over my face
 * Victoria's Secret

Your Favorite Martian

 * Shitty G
 * Middle fingers in the air (multiple instances)
 * Trailer park
 * Yo, I'm the shit, man
 * Illegal Chinese fireworks
 * Reefer


 * Stalkin' Your Mom
 * Stalkin' your mom


 * The Stereotypes Song
 * Tentacle porn

Adventure Time

 * Hot to the Touch
 * Touch her horn
 * Tier 15 (x2)

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

 * (unknown episodes)
 * We must delete every human on Earth! - Link
 * Internet cafe - Link
 * Wiener - Link

Arthur

 * Attack of the Turbo Tibbles
 * Peek-a-boo!
 * Blood
 * Bleeding

The Amazing World of Gumball

 * The Best - Link
 * Social justice warrior


 * The Check - Link
 * Do it NOOOOOOOOW!!!


 * The Drama - Link
 * Profanities


 * The Egg (Just You and Me) - Link
 * Satisfying


 * The Fuss (The Day) - Link
 * Dirty


 * The Game - Link
 * 4/20


 * The Ghost - Link
 * Fifteen-day-old underpants


 * The Girlfriend - Link
 * Nipples!


 * The Matchmaker (Without You) - Link
 * Drenched in gasoline
 * I CAAAAAAN'T BREEEEATHE!


 * The Money - Link
 * Aah! What are we going to do!?


 * The Name - Link
 * Boom shaka laka laka loka mucka lacka cracker jacka flak attack alack ahucka boo-yah!


 * The Nest - Link
 * Pregnant
 * Say hello to my little friend


 * The Origins - Link
 * Bikini


 * The Parasite - Link
 * Without permission
 * Destroy civilization as we know it


 * The Party - Link
 * [Would you be the jelly] in my [peanut] butt[er sandwich?]


 * The Plan - Link
 * Burritos


 * The Shell - Link
 * Now, with all due respect, I'm gonna have to ask you to shut up!


 * The Singing (Filth, Filth, All Around) - Link
 * In your mouth


 * The Transformation - Link
 * Butthead
 * Wearing nothing at all
 * SHE DIED!
 * No!
 * THEY DIED!


 * The Treasure - Link
 * (fart)


 * The World - Link
 * (screaming)

Ahmed and Salim

 * How The Terrorist Stole Christmas
 * You cock pirate!

Beavis and Butt-Head

 * Leave It to Beavis - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!


 * Scientific Stuff - Link
 * Diarrhea

Brickleberry

 * Write 'Em Cowboy - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Bob's Burgers

 * Bye Bye Boo Boo - Link
 * Say hello to my little drink specials!


 * Paraders of the Lost Float -
 * Say hello to my 50/50 blend!


 * Slumber Party - Link
 * Say pillow to my little friend!

Bob the Builder

 * Trailer Travis - Link
 * Goodbye cruel world!

BrainPop

 * Cyberbullying - Link
 * Cyberbullying
 * Digital Etiquette - Link
 * Online (multiple instances)
 * Twitter
 * Trolls
 * The Reproductive System - Link
 * Genitals (multiple instances)
 * Penis (multiple instances)
 * Testicles (multiple instances)
 * Scrotum (multiple instances)
 * Sperm (multiple instances)
 * Semen
 * Smoking - Link
 * Smoking (multiple instances)

BoJack Horseman

 * Prickly Muffin - Link
 * Why don't you touch my prickly muffin?

The Boondocks

 * The Garden Party - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!


 * Return of the King
 * Will you ignorant niggas please shut the hell up!?

Captain Planet and the Planeteers

 * A Formula for Hate - Link
 * He's got AIDS!
 * Mind Pollution
 * Killed him

The Cleveland Show

 * Buried Pleasure - Link
 * Say goodbye to my little friend

Codename: Kids Next Door

 * Operation: P.O.I.N.T. - Link
 * Aw man, that's nasty!

Darkwing Duck

 * Days of Blunder - Link
 * Throwing myself off the bridge
 * Time and Punishment - Link
 * There he goes, overreacting again.
 * Gosh, this... sorta... hurts.
 * The Merchant of Menace - Link
 * And what's this fowl fiend's fetish?

Drawn Together

 * Nipple Ling-Ling Goes To Foster Care
 * Go stick your penis in a garbage disposal


 * The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist: Part 1 - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend

DuckTales (1987)

 * Theme Song (Finnish Version) - Link
 * I'm going to stroke it (Arvoitus raukee...)
 * Your arms are broken! (Ja ansat laukee!)
 * A Whale of a Bad Time - Link
 * Top of the morning to you [Mr. McDuck]
 * Stop it!

Fred the Monkey

 * 3-2-1 Relaunch Part 2 (currently lost media)
 * Aw crap, we're doomed


 * 3-2-1 Relaunch Part 4 (can be found on Newgrounds)
 * I'd like to congratulate you on doing absolutely nothing [during the relaunch]. Good job.
 * I had to jump out a second story window
 * Genius I tell you
 * (drill)
 * Asian
 * How should I know? You're the crazy one.
 * I'll show you crazy
 * This is the happiest day of my life
 * Oh! No!
 * Perfect
 * 70 bajilion
 * Easter egg
 * I'm not listening! (x4; gradually fading away)


 * BLARG! The Scary Monsters Scream (can be found on Newgrounds)
 * Those departed
 * No you don't, you lying scum
 * Chicken


 * The Halloween in October (currently lost media)
 * You know what I like? Cookies!
 * Poor dead little guy
 * I'm not dead
 * He's come back to kill us all
 * Ex-lax (x2)
 * You're not dead?
 * Kill us all


 * Mailbag 1 - Link
 * XXX. We got girls. Barely legal. Only $34.95 a month. Check out our live video.
 * I have to go beat someone up.
 * Hey, what's up? (punch) Ow!


 * Mailbag 2 - Link
 * 3:30 in the morning
 * Head


 * Mailbag 3 - Link
 * 857
 * Somethin' blah blah blah blah
 * Period
 * 666
 * 0 percent out of 100


 * Mailbag 4 - Link
 * Crack[ed]
 * White
 * 314.8


 * Mailbag 5 - Link
 * Hard
 * Aah help, help, help, help, help!
 * Comin' (cummin')


 * Mailbag 6 - Link
 * Aah! Somebody let me outta here! They're in my eyes!
 * Oh well, I guess it sucks to be you
 * Chicken (x3)
 * I'm gonna go drink away my problems
 * Alcohol (x2)
 * Easter egg
 * Whiskey


 * Mailbag 7 - Link
 * Balls (I really dropped a ball on this one)
 * Yeah
 * Sack
 * Up yours
 * You son of a [biscuit]
 * Okay, okay! No need to get obscene!


 * Mailbag 8 - Link
 * White
 * Crap
 * Kill
 * Hey, shut up!
 * Stab you in the face
 * Bleeding
 * Easter egg #4
 * You ruined it for everybody, man. Everybody.


 * Mailbag 9 - Link
 * Toilets
 * I'm eating [honey]
 * Wood (glue) (x2)


 * Mailbag 10 - Link
 * Half the things you say are just stupid and incoherent
 * (any instance of "p" can be used as "pee" or "pee-pee")
 * Sack
 * (blowing a raspberry)
 * They're stupid
 * Easter egg
 * Oh, stop it! (crying)


 * Mailbag 11 - Link
 * Don't make me smash this
 * Cum (comes)
 * Hey, shut up
 * (growl)
 * Aaah!
 * Exploded
 * Easter egg
 * Devoured


 * Mailbag 12 - Link
 * Flash
 * Shania Twain
 * 300 million
 * There's nothing here


 * Mailbag 13 - Link
 * Wood (glue) (numerous instances)
 * Eating (x2)
 * Like some sort of freakish race of [Alabamian computer] zombies all bent on eating our brains
 * Thank you
 * His mouth (second instance)
 * A witch! Burn him! (etc.)
 * Penguin easter egg
 * Killed
 * Swallowed
 * Wood glue easter egg
 * I'm not a witch
 * Uh, I don't really think anyone cares


 * Mailbag 14 - Link
 * My sanity will be completely gone
 * Hey, stupid, I put your watch in the microwave and it exploded and set the kitchen on fire
 * Damn (damages)
 * I will soon snap completely
 * Did ya hear me, fathead?
 * Retardation
 * Before my brain turns entirely to jelly and I have control over my actions no more
 * I'll kill you and eat your bones
 * Barbecue sauce
 * I hope he dies (I hope he digests slowly)
 * Indigenous
 * Ex-lax
 * Scalpels
 * (gibberish)
 * Chicken
 * Easter egg
 * The digestive juices of this [penguin's] stomach are slowly eating me away


 * Mailbag 15 - Link
 * A hundred bucks
 * Oh glory of glories
 * Easter egg
 * Hey, dude


 * Mailbag 16 - Link
 * Thanks, homedawg
 * Apples
 * Chicken
 * (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly-style whistle)
 * Scissor(s)
 * Okay, here we go
 * 15 hours straight
 * Easter egg
 * I think I have leprosy or something


 * Mailbag 17 - Link
 * Went insane and enslaved humanity
 * Enslaved humanity
 * No there isn't
 * Whoa, really!?


 * Mailbag 18 - Link
 * Burn the house down
 * Set the couch on fire
 * 300 bucks
 * Torched the couch
 * Yeah, yeah, whatever
 * Random crap
 * Freakin' lunatics, I swear, every last one of you
 * Hey, baby
 * (crying)
 * Shut up
 * Bleeding canary
 * Woo-hoo!
 * Killed people
 * Eat their insides
 * Buggers
 * This is the most retarded (e-mail) I have ever (read) in my life
 * Kill people and eat their insides
 * Took out one person
 * Enslave


 * Mailbag 19 - Link
 * Hot
 * Yes
 * Shot
 * Yer not gettin' any needles [any needle me] anywhere [me nee me] near me
 * Oh yeah, you like that, huh?
 * Steal all my stuff
 * I know how yer scam works
 * Coma
 * Listen, whoever you are
 * I've come to take you away!
 * Easter egg
 * Nyquil
 * Alright
 * Hot dog


 * Mailbag 20 - Link
 * Oh man, my eyes really hurt
 * David Letterman
 * [Hose]head
 * Take off, eh?
 * (snoring)
 * She went screaming into the street
 * Screaming into the street
 * Doritos
 * Easter egg
 * Yeah


 * Lazy is as Lazy Does (currently lost media)
 * Yoo-hoo
 * White[board]
 * (scream)


 * Ostraconophobia: Fear of Shellfish - Link
 * Yeah (x2)
 * (scream)
 * God help us all


 * Sceb and Fred's Micro-Mini Movie Review: Spider-Man 3 (currently lost media)
 * They're stupid
 * It sucked


 * Sceb and Fred's Movie Review: Spider-Man 2 (currently lost media)
 * He will be imprisoned forever
 * I love you (x2)
 * I hate you (x2)
 * This guy's retarded
 * Aw crap
 * I'll eat your brains
 * Ha ha. Yeah.


 * Sceb and Fred's Movie Review: The Incredibles (can be found on Newgrounds)
 * Samuel L. Jackson
 * Crap fest
 * Drunken
 * Play [chess] with themselves
 * A million dollars (x2)
 * Aw nuts
 * Crappy
 * I'm going to punch you
 * Uhhhhh


 * Thanks for Something - Link
 * Eeh pah
 * Stupid
 * A con man
 * Chicken
 * (psycho strings)
 * Push down an old lady
 * Chopped him up


 * We SAID October 1st... - Link
 * Eeh pah
 * (squish) Ow, my eye!


 * Website Coming Soon - Link
 * How's it coming there, stupid?


 * Year of the Monkey (currently lost media)
 * Aw crap
 * Cum (comes)
 * Shut up
 * Shut up, you son of a [biscuit]
 * 3:00 in the morning

Inside Job

 * The Brettfast Club - Link
 * Ah fuck!
 * What the hell was that?
 * Racist as hell
 * I really fuckin' hate this (town)
 * Goddammit!

Inspector Gadget (2015)

 * She Got Dangerous Game - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend

Jem

 * Starbright (Part 1): Falling Star (Who Is He Kissing?) - Link
 * Kissing (multiple instances)
 * Making love to a fantasy

K-On!

 * Don’t Say Lazy
 * Lazy
 * Crazy


 * Listen!!
 * Listen


 * My Love is a Stapler
 * [Mata a]shit[a]

The Loud House

 * Snow Bored - Link
 * Say hello to my not so little friend


 * Space Invader Link
 * Ya know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room

M.A.S.K.

 * PSA - Don't Hitchhike - Link
 * Child molester

MAD

 * Al Pacino and the Chipmunks - Link
 * Say hello to my little friends!

Martha Speaks

 * What's Bothering Bob - Link
 * Nuts (second instance)

Pepper Ann

 * '''In Support Of - Link
 * 1) [Do you want] breasts?

Rainbow Brite

 * Invasion of Rainbowland
 * Twink (very first instance)

Redwall

 * Cluny's Clowns - Link
 * Well that's what I do, isn't it?
 * [Fate's] a very queer thing
 * Sparra's Kingdom - Link
 * Make 'em dead! (multiple instances)
 * Kill it!
 * Psychological warfare

Rick and Morty

 * Anatomy Park - Link
 * Puffy vagina


 * Meeseeks and Destroy - Link
 * What the fuck is going on?


 * Total Rickall - Link
 * AIDS
 * [Lick lick] lick my BALLLLS!


 * A Rickconvenient Mort Link
 * Fuck you


 * Ricksy Business - Link
 * I don't give a FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Robot Chicken

 * The Bleepin' Robot Chicken Archie Comics Special
 * Herpes


 * Executed by the State
 * M.A.S.K.'s Off - Link
 * Say hello to Miles a Mayhem in hell!


 * Moesha Poppins
 * Girl Toys
 * I wish I was dead
 * I sell my used panties to old men online
 * A black guy


 * Monstourage
 * Watership Fraggle
 * I now have a vagina

The Simpsons

 * Pranksta Rap - Link
 * Booty
 * Assault weapons

South Park

 * Cartoon Wars Part II
 * Motherfucker


 * Professor Chaos - Link
 * Say herro to my rittre friend!

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
 * Loser (multiple instances) - Link

Teen Titans Go!

 * Oregon Trail - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend, huh!?

The Transformers

 * Prime Target - Link
 * Boobies

Total Drama Island
- Link


 * Are We There Yeti?
 * Shut up
 * Everybody just shut up!
 * Hey, I got an idea, let's see what happens if you shut up already
 * Suckers
 * Aw crap
 * Two hot chicks


 * Basic Straining
 * Crap!
 * Stop being such a screw-up
 * Ditching this crap
 * Aw man this sucks!


 * The Big Sleep
 * Shut up!
 * That is so frickin' cool!
 * Damn
 * Stupid


 * Brunch of Disgustingness
 * I'll eat anything even my gitch if I have to
 * [Beef] testicle [bourguignon]
 * Testicles (x2)
 * [Meat]balls (x3; U.S. version only)


 * Camp Castaways
 * In your dreams, perv
 * Man, this sucks
 * With two hot girls
 * This day is really sucking
 * Big Ass[ic Park]
 * We're gonna die (x3; one instance is only in the U.S. version)
 * Sucks


 * Dodgebrawl
 * You look like crap, dude ("crap" replaced with "death" in the U.S. version)
 * Stuff it ("stick it" in the U.S. version)
 * We are so sucking right now!
 * Oh, I believe... I believe you suck!
 * How does it feel to suck so much?
 * Stupid


 * Haute Camp-ture
 * Crappy
 * Oh crap
 * How would I characterize my experience? Easy. It sucked.
 * My boobs
 * Sucker


 * Hook, Line and Screamer
 * (scream) We're frickin' dead! ("frickin'" replaced with "totally" in the U.S. version)
 * Holy crap!


 * I Triple Dog Dare You!
 * Hot chicks
 * Why don't we just do Seven Minutes of Heaven in a skanky basement closet?
 * Stupid (U.S. version only)
 * Suck
 * So freakin' sick


 * If You Can't Take the Heat...
 * Beat the crap out of him
 * You're always leaving your gitch lying around
 * Try not to screw up this time, okay?
 * Sucked
 * Completely screwed up everything for us
 * That really was stupid of you


 * No Pain, No Game
 * Testicles
 * [Meat]balls (U.S. version only)
 * Buttcheeks


 * Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
 * Drop dead, you skeez
 * Crappy
 * So far this sucks
 * Shut up
 * Catholic
 * Shut the heck up! ("sit your butt down" in the U.S. version)
 * Fat boy
 * Oh sh(bleep)


 * Not So Happy Campers - Part 2
 * I'm going to die now. I'm going to frickin' die now. ("frickin'" replaced with "totally" in the U.S. version)
 * OH CRAP!
 * Shut up (x3)
 * Sucks to be you right now
 * Pretty much still sucks


 * Not Quite Famous
 * Oh crap!
 * Totally sucking so far
 * Sucks
 * Boo-yah


 * Paintball Deer Hunter
 * Crappy
 * Aw crap!
 * You can't make today any suckier!
 * Lame and stupid


 * Phobia Factor
 * Really sucked
 * Stupid
 * Shut up!
 * Oh crap!


 * Search and Do Not Destroy
 * Oh crap (numerous instances)
 * Sucks (x3)
 * Crap infinity


 * The Sucky Outdoors
 * Crappy
 * Will you please shut up?


 * That's Off the Chain!
 * Aw crap!
 * The arts and crap center
 * Scaring the crap out of everyone


 * Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon
 * Sucking
 * Get their butts kicked
 * Sucks to be you
 * Crappy
 * Shut up and focus


 * Up the Creek
 * So I screwed up
 * You screwed up, dude


 * The Very Last Episode, Really!
 * It sucked
 * The people here... sucked
 * Oh bite me
 * Stop touching my hair
 * Sucker
 * Aw crap, that's bad!
 * I'm going to die now. I'm gonna freakin' die. ("freakin'" replaced with "totally" in the U.S. version)
 * Oh screw it


 * Who Can You Trust?
 * Ah, screw it
 * Crap
 * Nasty (U.S. version only)


 * X-Treme Torture
 * Boobies (x2)
 * A booty as luscious as an apple
 * Kick-butt (U.S. version only)
 * [Harold] saw your boobies?
 * Who's boobies did you see!?

Total Drama Action
- Link


 * 3:10 to Crazytown
 * Cow boobies


 * The Aftermath: I
 * The hottest chick ("chick" replaced with "girl" in the U.S. version; x2)
 * (make-out noises)


 * Alien Resurr-eggtion
 * Unpantsing


 * Beach Blanket Bogus
 * Holy crap!


 * Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show
 * What, you never seen triple d’s before? ("triple d's" replaced with "a big bra" in the Cartoon Network U.S. version)


 * Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen
 * Lusciously rounded booty ("booty" replaced with "behind" in the Cartoon Network U.S. version)


 * Ocean's Eight - or Nine
 * Ah crap!


 * One Million Bucks, B.C.
 * Dam (damn; x3)

The $100,000 Pyramid

 * 04/26/1991 Link
 * (An) erection

Angie Tribeca

 * Go Get 'Em, Tiger - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend

Austin & Ally

 * Filmmaking & Fear Breaking - Link
 * Say hello to my little umbrella

Barney & Friends

 * Four Seasons Day
 * [One little leaf so bright and] gay

Being Human

 * If I Only Had Raw Brain - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Breaking Bad

 * Hazard Pay - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Cane

 * Time - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend, eh!?

The Colbert Report

 * 07/26/2006
 * Ric Ocasek!


 * 08/16/2011 - Link
 * Suq Madiq (suck my dick)
 * Liqa Madiq (lick my dick)
 * Munchma Quchi (munch my cootchie)

Curb Your Enthusiasm

 * The Bat Mitzvah - Link
 * Shut the fuck up, okay!? Shut the fuck up!

Family Feud

 * (unknown) - Link
 * Penis

Fresh Off the Boat

 * The Best of Orlando - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Game of Thrones

 * Fire and Blood - Link
 * Come on, you sorry sons of whores


 * What Is Dead May Never Die - Link
 * 1) Get up, you lazy sons of whores

The Goldbergs

 * Crazy Calls - Link
 * Say hello to my little message. This is Scarface by the way. Cocaine.

Golden Globe Awards

 * Ricky Gervais' 2020 Monologue - Link
 * Twitter
 * Bang
 * We're all gonna die
 * Whacked
 * Perverts
 * Pedophile
 * R. Kelly
 * Leaving Neverland
 * Shut up (x3)
 * People of color
 * Very racist
 * White people
 * A man who wants to kill himself cause his wife dies of cancer
 * Jeffrey Epstein
 * Steroids
 * Fat pussy
 * Licking her own minge
 * Sweatshops in China
 * Woke
 * ISIS
 * Greta Thunberg
 * God
 * Fuck off

Hannah Montana

 * Jake... Another Little Piece of My Heart - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Hawaii Five-0 (2010)

 * Ke Ku 'Ana - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend

Hollywood Squares

 * David vs. Valerie - Link
 * YOU FOOL! (numerous instances)

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 * Hundred Dollar Baby - Link
 * What did you just say, you little bitch?

It's Clarkson on TV

 * (unknown episodes) - Link to compilation of clips
 * PornHub (Premium)
 * [He's going] after dark
 * Colonel Sanders
 * Christmas Special - Link
 * Pleasuring themselves
 * Season 2, Episode 1 - Link
 * Lesbians

Kenan & Kel

 * Duh Bomb - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Kitchen Nightmares

 * Amy's Baking Company - Link
 * Fuck off (x2)
 * Fuck yourself!
 * Get out, you motherfucker!
 * Don't fuck with me!
 * Who the fuck do you think you are?
 * You want to fuck with me?
 * I won't fuck with you
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuck you (x5)
 * You are a little pansy!
 * You motherfuckers!

LazyTown

 * Dancing Duel (I Can Dance) - Link
 * Woke up this morning
 * I can't move (multiple instances)
 * They must weigh a ton!
 * LazyTown Goes Digital - Link
 * Did you get stuck in my [control box?]
 * [We could still start setting up] your computer
 * Dance music
 * Now, let's start the show!

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

 * Balls in Your Mouth (feat. Eddie Vedder) Link
 * Balls in your mouth (second and third instances)

Mad TV

 * I'm the Only Gay Eskimo (Corky and the Juice Pigs performance) - Link
 * Fetish

Making History

 * The Godfriender - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Malcolm in the Middle

 * Stevie in The Hospital - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend

Match Game

 * (unknown) - Link
 * Clean his weapon

Maximum Exposure

 * Awesome Explosions - Link
 * We're betting there's an internet site devoted to this kind of thing!
 * Crash! Bam! Boom! - Link
 * [NASA] babes
 * International Edition - Link
 * (You could get) the runs

The Middleman

 * The Pilot Episode Sanction - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Mike & Molly

 * Karaoke Christmas -Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Modern Family

 * Closet? You'll Love It! - Link
 * Say hello to my little closet


 * Won't You Be Our Neighbor - Link
 * Grab that little hoe

Most Shocking

 * (unknown episode) - Link
 * Hardcore rap group
 * Rapper
 * Top 20 Most Shocking: Worst Days on the Job 4
 * You've never worked in porn
 * Getting nailed from behind
 * Her butt

The O.C.

 * The Gringos - Link
 * Donkey show

The Office (US)

 * Christmas Wishes - Link
 * Did you just fart?

One Day at a Time (2017)

 * Hurricane Victor - Link
 * A social justice warrior

One Tree Hill

 * Pictures of You - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Preacher

 * See -
 * Say hello to my little friend

The Price is Right

 * 05/20/2008 - Link
 * [$1,8]69

Psych

 * Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Rules of Engagement

 * Engagement Party - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Saturday Night Live

 * 40th Anniversary Special
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Sean Connery vs. Justin Bieber vs. Tony Bennett - Link
 * Whore (ads)
 * (Le) tits (now)
 * Bonjour, mademoiselle! I'd like to see le tits now!


 * Adam Levine, Kendrick Lamar
 * Firehouse Incident - Link
 * SHUT UP!!! (x5)


 * Alec Baldwin, Luciano Pavarotti and Vanessa Williams
 * Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls - Link
 * My balls
 * Tell us about your balls
 * Would you like to see my balls now
 * You have some beautiful balls
 * Your balls are a little misshapen
 * Can I touch your balls?
 * I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball
 * I like the way your balls smell
 * My balls are here for your pleasure
 * No one can resist my [Schweddy] Balls
 * Salty nuts
 * Ballsack
 * A sack of [Schweddy] Balls


 * Anya Taylor-Joy, Lil Nas X
 * Pride Month Song Link
 * Hey all you shes, gays and theys
 * My queer friends and allies
 * Queers
 * Acting sloppy 'cause we're gay
 * I wanna be hot
 * Lesbians
 * Hot
 * Straight
 * Straight girls
 * Lesbian
 * Straights
 * Chick-Fil-A (x2)
 * Homophobic
 * Bitch
 * Queer
 * Sucks
 * The Queen's Gambit Pitch (cut for time) - Link
 * Porn
 * Suck ass
 * Damn bitch (x2)
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * Chrissy Teigen


 * Ben Affleck, Kanye West
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * Anderson Cooper


 * Ben Stiller, Alanis Morrisette
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Tom Cruise vs. Adam Sandler vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * [Famous] titties


 * Betty White, Jay-Z
 * Delicious Dish: Dusty Muffin Link
 * My muffin
 * I can't wait to taste your muffin
 * Your muffin is remarkably velvety
 * A more drier, crusty muffin
 * Yeasty muffins
 * A yeasty muffin
 * My muffin hasn't had cherry
 * Your muffin just squirted in my mouth
 * I was so concerned with how my muffin looked
 * This is my muffin and I don't care how it looks
 * My giant dusty muffin
 * What are you waiting for, stupid?
 * Some really sweet muffin shots online
 * [Pork] buns


 * Billie Eilish
 * Fauci Holiday Message Cold Open - Link
 * My testicles have ballooned in size
 * TikTok - Link
 * Hit 'em right in the Tinder spot
 * What the hell are you doin'?
 * Hooked up
 * Choke out your sub
 * White guys
 * You suck
 * Lick it like a lollipop


 * Brie Larson, Alicia Keys
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * It's up to you, nigga


 * Cameron Diaz Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars
 * New Annie Link
 * How do my boobs look?
 * Who the hell is this sexy rich bastard?
 * I will slap you right now


 * Chance the Rapper, Eminem
 * Come Back, Barack - Link
 * Like really bad, like world war bad, like nuclear bad
 * So damn happy
 * I'm in hell
 * 2020
 * What the hell we gon' do?
 * Joe Biden


 * Charlene Tilton, Todd Rundgren and Prince
 * 02/21/1981 Goodnights - Link
 * I'd like to know who the fuck did it


 * Charlie Day, Maroon 5
 * The Kim Kardashian Fairytale Divorce Special on E! - Link
 * Anuses


 * Christopher Walken, Christina Aguilera
 * More Cowbell - Link
 * [Perform] the hell outta (this)


 * Christopher Walken, Foo Fighters
 * Colonel Angus - Link
 * Colonel Angus (many instances) (used as cunnilingus)
 * Anal
 * Anal Angus (many instances) (used as analingus)


 * Dave Chappelle, Foo Fighters
 * Uncle Ben Link
 * [But I'm] Aunt Jemima!
 * Slave
 * Breast milk
 * Dammit, (woman!)
 * [I'm] Uncle Ben
 * (We know) white people (don't clean they own house)
 * Slaves
 * (These streets are gon' eat you alive), you [chocolatey] nigga
 * You [chocolate] bitch


 * David Duchovny, Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Sean Connery vs. Minnie Driver vs. Jeff Goldblum - Link
 * (The) rapists


 * Drew Barrymore, Garbage
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Nicolas Cage vs. Calista Flockhart vs. Sean Connery Link
 * (The) penis [mightier]


 * George Kennedy, Miles Davis
 * Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood: Puppet Show - Link
 * I'm so glad the bitch is gone
 * WHO IS IT!?


 * Jeff Goldblum, Aerosmith
 * Weekend Update
 * Anal rape


 * John Mulaney, LCD Soundsystem
 * Subway Churro - Link
 * Butts
 * With a (Starbucks) napkin
 * Your butt will bleed
 * I am high on bath salts
 * It's effing me
 * HPV
 * I just got stabbed
 * Fappin' (x2)
 * I'm naked
 * Bath salts
 * On the flooooor
 * Pee
 * Mountain Dew
 * Jesus Christ (x3)
 * Beer helmet
 * Kill me
 * Oh my god (second instance)


 * Kieran Culkin, Ed Sheeran
 * Cancelling Cable - Link
 * Came on your [first bill]
 * What city did your mom lose her virginity in?
 * Pissin' me off
 * Good-bye
 * Sex and nudity
 * Domino's Pizza
 * Cinna-bread dippers
 * I'm high as hell
 * The Heist - Link
 * Ooh yeah
 * She's one baaaad bitch
 * Weekend Update
 * Oh hell no, man - Link
 * Trading drugs for sexual favors - Link
 * Bikini bottom(s)


 * Kim Kardashian-West, Halsey
 * Facebook Hearings Cold Open - Link
 * Pornographic
 * Jasmine and Aladdin - Link
 * Bigger penis
 * Balls
 * Weekend Update
 * Bring your fat ass over here - Link
 * LSD - Link
 * The female orgasm - Link


 * Kristen Stewart, Alessia Cara
 * Monologue - Link
 * The coolest fuckin' thing ever


 * Lindsay Lohan, Usher
 * Debbie Downer at Disney World - Link
 * Deadly terrorist attacks
 * I can't have children
 * (Feline) AIDS


 * Lucy Liu, Jay-Z
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Robin Williams vs. Catherine Zeta-Jones vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * Anal [bum cover]


 * Margot Kidder, The Chieftains
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * [Jane], you ignorant slut


 * Martin Lawrence, Crash Test Dummies
 * Monologue (Unedited Version)
 * Washin' your ass
 * Douche!
 * I don't give a damn what you do
 * In your ass
 * A stick-up up in your ass
 * Yeast infection


 * Martin Short, Paul McCartney
 * What Up With That: Samuel L. Jackson and Carrie Brownstein - Link
 * Fuck
 * You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown - Link
 * Ah, you bitch!


 * Matthew Broderick, Natalie Merchant
 * Prom Limo Link
 * I lost my virginity


 * Megan Fox, U2
 * Biker Chick Chat - Link
 * I fuckin' love you for that


 * Norm Macdonald, Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg and Eminem
 * Norm Macdonald Monologue - Link
 * So goddamn funny


 * Owen Wilson, Kasey Musgraves
 * Cars 4 - Link
 * Back off, jack-off
 * Back off, jackass
 * Jerk off
 * She was cumming on me (She was coming onto me)
 * School Board Meeting - Link
 * Critical race theory
 * Sperm
 * Separating (students) by race
 * Racist
 * It's a lot racist
 * Segregate
 * Barack Hussein Obama (x2)
 * Anal each other
 * Bitch
 * Damn right
 * Hello


 * Paul Rudd
 * The Christmas Socks - Link
 * Jesus


 * Reese Witherspoon, Alicia Keys
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Chris Tucker vs. Anne Heche vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * Whore semen (used as horse semen)
 * Whore
 * Semen


 * Richard Pryor, Gil Scott-Heron
 * Racist Word Association - Link
 * Negro
 * Whitey
 * Tarbaby
 * Ofay
 * Jungle bunny (x2)
 * Peckerwood
 * Burrhead
 * Cracker
 * Spearchucker
 * White trash
 * Honky
 * Spade
 * Honky-honky
 * Nigger
 * Dead honky
 * Your momma!
 * Your grandmomma!


 * Rob Lowe, Spice Girls
 * Weekend Update 04/12/1997 - Link
 * What the fuck was that?


 * Sam Rockwell, Halsey
 * The Science Room with Mr. Science Link
 * You can’t be this fucking stupid


 * Timothée Chalamet, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
 * Holiday Baking Championship 2020 - Link
 * Penis and balls


 * Tina Fey, Ellie Goulding
 * Weekend Update 05/07/2011 - Link
 * Spicy


 * Tom Hanks, Lady Gaga
 * Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - Link
 * Not a damn thing
 * Black Lives Matter ("black" taken from "Black Jeopardy" and "lives matter" taken from "lives that matter")


 * Weekend Update Summer Edition 08/24/2017
 * Colin Kaepernick - Link


 * Will Ferrell Audition Link
 * Sweet Jesus! (last instance)
 * [GET OFF THE] GODDAMN [SHED!]


 * Will Ferrell, Green Day
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Tom Hanks vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * (Catch the) semen


 * Will Ferrell, Queens of the Stone Age
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Bill Cosby vs. Sharon Osbourne vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * [Jap] anus [relations]


 * Will Forte, Maneskin
 * Cinema Classics: Gaslight - Link
 * Under the blankets
 * Ingraham Angle Cold Open - Link
 * Just for being a whore
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * I got pubes thicker than clothes
 * Body inspector
 * Genitals
 * Queer interracial love
 * Queer bating
 * Gay
 * I want you guys to kiss


 * Willem Dafoe, Katy Perry
 * Good Morning Columbus - Link
 * Blowing yourself
 * A 400-pound wild whore


 * Winona Ryder, Moby
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Dave Matthews vs. Bjork vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * I have a hard on

The Sopranos

 * Do Not Resuscitate
 * 1) What did one prick say to the other prick?


 * Meadowlands - Link
 * This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, say hello to my little friend.


 * The Weight
 * Look at this. The fifth question and the poor prick used all his lifelines.
 * It’s Eggs!

Spaced

 * Back - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend

Steve TV Show

 * Ask Steve - Oh Hell Naw! - Link
 * Aw hell no!

Super Password

 * (unknown) - Link
 * Fornicates

Supernatural

 * #Thinman - Link
 * Say hola to my little pistola

‘Til Death

 * That's Ridiculous - Link
 * Say hello to my little friends!

Top Gear (UK)

 * (unknown episodes)
 * Ooh good I've got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases - Link
 * BDSM - Link
 * Burma Special - Link
 * Strong pornography
 * Classic Car Rally Challenge - Link
 * What the hell's this?
 * I'm not interested

The Waltons

 * (unknown; taken from GEICO commercial) -
 * Good night, everybody (second instance)

Warehouse 13

 * Emily Lake - Link
 * Say hello to my little friend!

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (USA)

 * Dan Blonsky‘s $4,000 question - Link
 * World Trade Center

Wizards of Waverly Place

 * The Good, the Bad and the Alex - Link
 * Say hello to our little search protector!

Wonder Showzen

 * Birth (We Went To The Hot Dog Factory)
 * I gotta go poopie


 * Body (Aunt Flo) - Link
 * Aah! Help! I'm dying!
 * Aunt Flo (x2)
 * Sock 'em right in the beans and rice
 * Up inside your womanhood
 * You little slut
 * Doggy style
 * Ow!
 * Ya whore
 * Ow! What was that for!?
 * Your time of the month
 * I'm going to get you!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


 * Cooperation (Wish Jackpot)
 * I want the world to end in nucular apocalypse


 * History
 * Puke my pants
 * Forever
 * My Grandma's yummy junk


 * Ocean (Slaves) - Link
 * Slaves!

Zoey 101

 * Alone at PCA - Link
 * Say hello to me wee friend!

4th Man Out

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend - Link

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

 * 1) Say hello to my stinky little friend!

Balls of Fury
- Link
 * 1) Pussy[cat]
 * 2) Say hello to my little friend!

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

 * 1) Say hello to my little friends - Link

Child's Play 3

 * Oh, you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me - Link

Chillerama

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

Cuban Fury
- Link
 * 1) Do the fuckin' impression
 * 2) Say hello to my little friend (x4)
 * 3) Again (x3)
 * 4) Al Pa-fucking-cino
 * 5) Yes!

David Brent: Life on the Road

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend. (giggle) Scarface. - Link

Epic Movie

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend - Link

G-Force
- Link
 * 1) This is my little friend. Say hello.
 * 2) Hello

Ghostbusters (2016)
- Link
 * 1) Say hello to my little...
 * 2) What the hell?

Good Burger

 * 1) I think I broke my ass - Link
 * 2) Whoa! A clock! - Link

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

Horrible Bosses
- Link


 * 1) Would you just shut the fuck up for a second!?
 * 2) Rape
 * 3) My sexy little ass
 * 4) You crazy bitch whore!

Hot Wheels: World Race

 * 1) GET OUT OF MY CAR, NOW!
 * 2) He’s a punk

The House with a Clock in Its Walls

 * 1) What the hell are you thinking!?

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

 * Hellfire - Link
 * Licentious
 * Hell (x2)
 * Let her taste the fires of hell

In Search of the Titanic

 * Shark Rap - Link
 * Yo yo yo!

Jack and Jill

 * Dunkaccino - Link
 * If you want creamy goodness, I'm your friend, say hello to my chocolate blend

Jennifer's Body
- Link
 * 1) Ya hear me, you bastard!?
 * 2) I'll cut off yer nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lyin' door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

Kangaroo Jack

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

The Kentucky Fried Movie

 * Household Odors - Link
 * Christ, did a cow shit in here?

Kick-Ass

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

Little Nicky

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend- Link

The Master of Disguise

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend - Link

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend - Link

The Muppets

 * 1) (Swedish Chef's Scarface reference) - Link

Next Friday

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend - Link

Night at the Museum

 * 1) Say hello to yer little friend! - Link

Ocean's Eleven

 * 1) That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen - Link

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggietales Movie

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

RoboCop (1987)

 * 1) Weapon[s]

Robots

 * 1) Say hello to my dimpled friend! Link

Sausage Party
- Link
 * 1) (moaning) (many instances)
 * 2) [Extra] virgin [olive oil]
 * 3) You wanna kiss me, mothafucka? Well, let me tell you a little secret. I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.
 * 4) Oh yeah, [Frank], that's it! Oh yeah, it's dinner time!
 * 5) I'm actually over here jerkin' off with these fellas
 * 6) Snap the FUCK out of it and RUN!
 * 7) Jesus fuckin' Christ!
 * 8) Pretty fucking sure I am
 * 9) Oh shit. Now it's on.
 * 10) Nein!
 * 11) Yeah, cracka! Take that [grit] dick, bitch! You like (grits) in yo ass, cracka?
 * 12) OH YEAH! FUCK YOU!
 * 13) I'M BLOWING MY FUCKING LOAD!
 * 14) OH FUCK!
 * 15) My dick is drained

Scarface

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

Scoob!

 * 1) [My friends call me] Dick - Link
 * 2) I'm a dick

Shark Tale

 * 1) Say hello to my little friends! - Link

Shorts

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

Sisters (2015)

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

The Smurfs 2

 * 1) Say hello to my enormous friend! - Link

Son of the Mask

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

Spaceballs

 * 1) We ain't found shit - Link

Spring Breakers

 * 1) It makes my tits look bigger - Link

Step Brothers

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! - Link

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend! Link

Terkel In Trouble

 * 1) Shit yourself
 * 2) You're an ugly twat
 * 3) RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING ANUS HOLE!

Toy Story
- Link
 * 1) You are a lawyer! (Liar)
 * 2) Gimme five
 * 3) Something's screwy here
 * 4) (scream)
 * 5) (vomit)
 * Oh, that is disgusting
 * 1) Murderer!
 * 2) You murdering dog!

Toy Story 2

 * Bloopers - Link
 * (loud fart)

Transformers: The Movie

 * 1) Aw shit, what are we gonna do now? - Link
 * 2) Open, damn it, open! - Link

The Truman Show

 * 1) What the hell are you talkin' about? Who are you talkin' to!? - Link

Unstoppable

 * 1) Asshole

Watership Down

 * 1) PISS OFF! - Link

We're the Millers
- Link


 * 1) A penis
 * 2) Balls
 * 3) A big black dick (x2)
 * 4) Black cock

Zapped

 * 1) Say hello to my little friend- Link

The Book of Mormon

 * All-American Prophet -
 * I have maggots in my scrotum
 * Jospeh Smith, American Moses - Link
 * I'm going to fuck this baby
 * Don't fuck the baby
 * Do not fuck a baby
 * AIDS
 * Fuck this (frog)
 * Fucked (the frog)
 * Your (village) is shit
 * [Take these] fucking [golden plates]
 * Here are the fucking directions (Broadway slime tutorial only)
 * I cut off my daughter's clitoris
 * Clit
 * Clitoris
 * Clitoris man
 * Fuck (frog)
 * AIDS (frog)
 * Clit face
 * Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!
 * Shit come out the butt
 * OH FUCK!
 * (fart)
 * IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (used as a scream)
 * Jesus
 * Fuck your woman
 * Fuck your man
 * [Mormons] fuck all that they can
 * Now we are fucking
 * [God wants us] fucking
 * Get back to fucking


 * Making Things Up Again - Link
 * AIDS (x2)
 * Christ
 * This is bullshit
 * Sleeping with a virgin
 * I'm going to go and rape a baby
 * WHAT!? OH MY! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
 * Sleeping with a baby
 * You shall not have sex with that infant
 * Lay with that infant
 * Uh-huh (x2)
 * Laid with the (frog)
 * Jesus
 * NO!
 * Cut off his daughter's clitoris
 * Huh?
 * Circumcised
 * Clitoris (x2)
 * YES! YES HE DID!
 * Got fucked


 * Sal Tlay Ka Siti - Link
 * Shitty


 * Spooky Mormon Hell Dream - Link
 * No! Please, I don't wanna go back!
 * (evil laughter)
 * Hell (many instances)
 * Satan
 * Jesus (x3)
 * Jesus hates you
 * Lucifer
 * Genghis Khan
 * Jeffrey Dahmer
 * Hitler
 * Johnnie Cochran
 * Killed millions of Jews
 * Slaughtered
 * O.J.

Spongebob Squarepants (musical)

 * Bikini Bottom Boogie Link
 * Kiss my jellyfish

Bill Burr

 * MeToo
 * Fuck your side of the story!
 * Dick and balls!

Craig Ferguson

 * Does This Need To Be Said - Link
 * That's the fucking point!

George Carlin

 * Three Little Words - Link
 * Pussy farts

Kevin Hart

 * Kids Link
 * Who the fuck do you think you talkin' to!?

Norm Macdonald

 * O.J. Link
 * Get yer fuckin' ass over here!

Ralphie May

 * Just Correct - Link
 * Ey! That's fucked up!

AnimatedJames

 * Winter's Fucked Up Link
 * It's such a fucking bitch
 * I cannot walk ten feet without falling on my ass
 * [Winter's] fucked up (x2)
 * [The snow] (is too) fucking thick
 * [Winter] can suck my dick
 * I don't give a fuck
 * AH, FUCK!
 * [Winter] fucking blows
 * (Homicidal) ho
 * A load of shit
 * [Frostbite] fucked up (my skin)
 * [Summer's] hot as balls
 * (Other) gay (stuff)
 * [Californians] are lucky bastards
 * How long will this bitch last
 * [I hope] this shit [melts fast]
 * Fuck [winter] in the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

AOK

 * Caillou The Grownup
 * I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!


 * Caillou The Grownup Gets Laid
 * Gets laid
 * Wow
 * Have sex with you
 * SHUT UP!
 * Nuts


 * Caillou The Grownup Goes On Vacation
 * Christ, what's taking so long.
 * Let's get the hell outta here
 * You're goddamn right it is
 * No!
 * Ya-hoo!
 * Hey! What're ya doin', asshole!?
 * I'm gonna beat yer fuckin' ass!
 * Kick [Caillou's] ass
 * You big, bald piece of shit!
 * Ah! My eye! (crying) Bald prick!
 * Yay! (x2)
 * Fucking nightmare
 * Jesus Christ
 * You are drunk
 * GO TO HELL!
 * (vomiting)
 * Oh fuck you!
 * Hey, asshole!
 * I'm gonna hurt your ass
 * LET'S PARTY!
 * (scream) My other eye!
 * OH MY GOD!


 * Dora The Grownup
 * Pot brownies
 * Got too high


 * Dora The Grownup 2
 * This drunk girl
 * Strip club (x2)
 * (vomiting)
 * Vomit
 * Tequila


 * Dora The Grownup 3
 * A hangover
 * Woken up hungover from drinking way too much
 * Hangover
 * Tequila
 * Oh my god, are you drinking at 10:00am
 * Barf
 * An alcoholic
 * Sexually harassed
 * Hashtag MeToo
 * Woke up hungover and started to drink
 * Take advantage
 * Twitter
 * Getting harassed


 * Dora The Grownup 4
 * A bachelorette party (x2)
 * A strip club
 * Stripping
 * A stripper (x2)
 * Get the hell outta here
 * Screw it up
 * Weed
 * I'm high as fuck
 * Smoke too much weed
 * Cocaine
 * Smoked too much weed
 * Did cocaine
 * The stripper


 * Dora The Grownup 5
 * Get down, bitch!
 * This sucks


 * Dora The Grownup 6
 * Applebee's
 * Hey! Get your hands off me! Time's up!
 * (moaning)
 * Jesus
 * What the hell are you doing?
 * Revenge sex
 * I can't find any protection
 * A condom
 * So pissed about this
 * Had some bad revenge sex


 * Dora The Grownup 7
 * Stupid
 * Free booze
 * She sucks
 * Cock(tail)
 * WHOO!!!
 * Douchebags (x2)


 * Dora The Grownup 8
 * Shut up
 * Please, God, don't do this
 * Hit me!
 * Pissed off


 * Dora The Grownup 9
 * Poor as hell
 * This sucks
 * Type 2 diabetes
 * Stressing me the f out
 * Smoking weed
 * Weed (x3)
 * Smoking drugs
 * Oh crap!
 * Pissed off
 * Got super high
 * Get us high


 * Dora The Grownup 10: Dora Goes To Rehab
 * Hell yeah
 * H-E-Double hockey sticks
 * Get high
 * Drug
 * Gimme some drugs
 * Dirty drug addicts
 * Drugs
 * Mushrooms (x2)
 * Have you ever done mushrooms?
 * Cow turd

BlameSociety

 * Thor's Kitchen 2: Thor Cooks a Pillow
 * Tastes like shit

Boom Chicago

 * Spongebob in China - Link
 * Dog poop
 * Stop asking questions and get back to work!

Bruno Powroznik

 * Britain Is a Dump
 * Shithole


 * Brown Action
 * BROWN ACTIIOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!


 * Every Night Is Buggery Night
 * EVERY NIGHT IS BUGGERY NIGHT
 * GAY SEX ORGY


 * Gavin Greenway Is a Rent Forever Loser
 * GAVIN GREENWAY IS A RENT FOREVER LOSER


 * Gay Britain
 * GAY BRITAIN


 * I Am a Gay Nazi (currently lost media, part of it can be found on FreeBrunoPowroznik’s bitchute)
 * (I am a) Gay Nazi


 * Helmet Cheese
 * HELMET CHEESE
 * COCK CHEESE
 * KNOB CHEESE
 * SMEGMA


 * I Long For The Great Release That Death Will Bring
 * I LONG FOR THE GREAT RELEASE THAT DEATH WILL BRING


 * I Love Snatch
 * I LOVE SNATCH
 * SNATCH


 * Margaret Thatcher is Dead
 * Margaret Thatcher
 * DING DONG, THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD
 * IT’S A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE (87) YEARS AGO


 * More Abusive Terms Used Against Gays
 * Fruit
 * Arse Bandit
 * Shit Stabber
 * Turd Burglar
 * Bumhole Explorer
 * Chocolate Starfish Invader


 * Psychobabble
 * PSYCHOBABBLE (x2)
 * The STRs are scum!


 * The Real Face of Satan
 * THE REAL FACE OF SATAN
 * (creepy ass music)


 * Satan is Alive
 * SATAN IS ALIVE
 * 6,6,6


 * Smegma Cock Cheese 1
 * 1) SMEGMA, COCK CHEESE!


 * There Is Always Hell To Pay For a Boom
 * THERE IS ALWAYS HELL TO PAY FOR A BOOM


 * Think Wedge
 * THINK WEDGE
 * DO YOU THINK WEDGE?
 * THAT’S FUNNY, I THINK WEDGE ALL THE TIIIMMME!!!


 * The Truth About the Website housepricecrash.co.uk
 * The website is filled with STR retards
 * The website is full of morons
 * The website is complete and utter rubbish
 * The website is absolute bilge
 * The website is for losers


 * What Kind Of Women Do You Prefer?
 * BIG TITS
 * FAT ARSE


 * You Will Pretend To Pay Me And I Will Pretend To Do Some Work (currently lost media)
 * You will pretend to pay me, and I will pretend to do some work

Federico

 * State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen, Studio Project - Link
 * Sexual favors
 * Sex
 * Sexual advancements
 * Oral sex
 * Suck my dick (x3)
 * Fuck you (x2)
 * Go fuck yourself (x2)
 * Fuck you (again)
 * Your momma
 * I've got a big ol' donkey dick for that ass
 * I don't fuck girls
 * I fuck boys
 * White boys
 * Butt boys
 * Big butts
 * You look like a queer
 * Queer
 * Stupid (x3)
 * You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass
 * I don't give a fuck
 * That motherfucker asked me to eat his ass (for a bag of coffee)
 * Nasty ass [judge]
 * I'm gonna knock their brains out with a fuckin' hammer
 * Well if you're not gonna suck my dick, sir, I don't wanna be here
 * Ass

FreedomToons

 * Kinsey- the man who perverted sex ed - Link
 * Alfred Kinsey
 * Sexology
 * Sex ed
 * Sexual abuse of children
 * Stimulated
 * Orgasm
 * Child predators
 * Homosexuals
 * Prostitutes
 * Engaging in sexual activity
 * Porn
 * Have sex with animals
 * Pedophilic abuse
 * Incest
 * Sex education
 * Pervert
 * Sex (last instance)

Gianni Matragrano

 * You Wouldn't Send a Booty Pic - Link
 * Booty
 * Your panties (x2)
 * Your booty
 * Your pussy (x2)
 * Fingering yourself (x2)
 * Your boobs (x2)
 * Ass
 * In just a bra and panties
 * Your arse
 * In the shower (x2)
 * Pussy
 * Sexy
 * Twerking
 * Cumming
 * Play with your tits
 * Not wearing a shirt

Glitchedblood

 * Ahoy SpongeBob - Link
 * The normies are gonna kill me


 * Untitled file listed in his documents on his computer
 * (loud screaming)

Greasy Tales

 * Cops On Fire With Boners - Link
 * It's been a long time since I had a penis.

jetpackraptor

 * Dodge Ram Shut The Fuck Up Commercial Parody
 * Shut the fuck up


 * If Ford Made a Tampon Commercial
 * Tampon
 * Flow efficiency
 * Shove that up your hooha

Jixaw

 * bottom gear - Link
 * Fucking (multiple instances)
 * (laughing; multiple instances)
 * My wife
 * Bloody
 * Arse
 * You sodding tic-tac
 * Crack addiction

Joe Matar

 * Simpsums Classick - Season 23 Ep. 22 "Lisa Goes Gaga" - Link
 * WE'RE LOSING OUR SHIT OVER THIS!
 * The Simpsums - Season 25 Ep. 1 "Homerland" - Link
 * FOR CHRIST'S SAKE (multiple instances)
 * DRINK THIS BEER!
 * (noise made while "UNSATISFACTORY EXPLANATION" is on-screen)
 * I'll start drinking beer [again]
 * The Simpsums - Season 25 Ep. 4 "Yolo" - Link
 * I'm sad about my life
 * The Simpsums - Season 25 Ep. 10 "Married to the Blob" - Link
 * Hallucinatory
 * Hallucination

Kemdizzzle

 * SWEARING IN SPONGEBOB (REAL !!!) - Link
 * Who gives a flying fuck about mustard?

NotSmirks

 * Caillou Plays Five Nights at The Papa's - Link
 * Rule 34
 * How To Grounded - Link
 * Time to cut off your pee-pee!
 * Oh, yeah. Turn up that bass!
 * My homies
 * Now let's hop to the beat!
 * Warren Cook Calls Babby Stupid - Link
 * Freakin' lol
 * Fanfiction
 * Porno

Octacle

 * Review of Terrible Squirrel Jokes Edit by Lil Will - FIRST EVER LIVESTREAM! - Link
 * Condom
 * Boner
 * Bone (x3)
 * Boners
 * Head
 * Dickhead
 * Masturbator
 * Honey Boo Boo
 * Jacking off (x2)
 * (Sponge)Bitch
 * (Sponge)Balls
 * (Sponge)Cock
 * Splooge(Bob)
 * (Maximus) genitalia
 * What else could a dick feel like?
 * Buttcheeks
 * Your vagina
 * A vagina
 * Fucking floppy fish
 * Fat bitches (x3)
 * Liquid cocaine
 * You're gonna die
 * So you ladies ever been penetrated?
 * Penetrate
 * Fuckin' up yer ass
 * I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON SEMEN, YA FUCKTARD!
 * Goddamn
 * Aah, what the fuck is that!?
 * Up your butt
 * Stick it up someone's ass
 * Shove it up somebody's bootyhole
 * Jackass (x3)
 * I'm gonna take a shotgun and blast it in the face
 * I think she should suck my dick
 * Dicks
 * Transvestite
 * Big ass
 * Asian
 * Fuck you
 * Shit (x2)
 * Rockpurple
 * Did you hear about the strip club?
 * He loves to choke his chicken with his hand
 * Rated X[mas]
 * Suck the most
 * My dick feels like fuckin' yer ass
 * I always thought you were cute. Come over and fuck me.
 * Well I'll cum (x2)
 * Beer (x2)
 * Change a condom
 * Pubic hair
 * Oh god

Piemations

 * Squidward Has a Gun! - Link
 * Hey SpongeBob, check out this new [clarinet solo]
 * (gunshot noise)
 * Whoopsies! That wasn’t my [clarinet!]


 * Tails Invents a Thing - Link
 * Suck my dick (suck my dictionary)
 * I’ll poop on you!
 * Ow, shit!
 * Ew, don’t touch me, faggot!
 * Too stronge
 * I have a very powerful [anything can be inserted here]
 * It’s a minigun
 * Do it, faggot!
 * I told you I’d poop on you!!!
 * (screaming)

RandomMe Entertainment

 * cn hungary simulator - Link
 * Porn (multiple instances)
 * Ricardo Milos (multiple instances)
 * TV Maresol (two instances)
 * The most beautiful man on Earth
 * Watch some man dance in a thin underwear
 * Shota hentai

Retro2Modern Gaming and Commissions

 * Sexual_Crack_Addict_Mario_And_His_Stoopid_Pals.Mushroom - Link
 * She make-a my pee-pee go BOING!
 * Buttsex time!
 * Let's-a do cocaine!
 * (distorted snorting)

S00ps

 * Sonic Adventure Critics in a Nutshell - Link
 * (gibberish)
 * HUH?
 * (loud gibberish)

SneakiestChameleon

 * easily_nauseated_engineer_and_the_fabulous_piss_train_to_pyro's_house.wanker - Link
 * WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?
 * Penis
 * WANKAH!

Thomas Worboys

 * Evil Furby
 * I'll kill you all!

TLG Media

 * A New Bunny
 * You cocksucking faggot!
 * Motherfucker!
 * Asshole

Bill Wurtz

 * cruel sports - Link
 * The entire world
 * hello sexy pants - Link
 * Sexy (multiple instances)
 * Pants (multiple instances)
 * It hurts so bad
 * old mcdonald - Link
 * And it exploded!

Michael Rosen

 * The Car Trip - Link
 * I can't drive properly (two instances)
 * I don't care [who started it]
 * London Airport - Link
 * [I got to] the toilet
 * Poetry Friendly Classroom with Michael Rosen Tip 8 - look for secret strings - Link
 * On the internet

WatchMojo

 * Top 10 Concert Tragedies and Mishaps - Link
 * Fred Durst


 * Top 10 Movies You Shouldn't Watch with Your Parents - Link
 * The porn industry


 * Top 10 SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Theories - Link
 * Squidward’s penis is on his face

Words of the World

 * Fetish - Link
 * Fetish
 * Marmalade - Link
 * (A bit) sexy

MindPulp

 * Mr Bean For PS2 Is The Worst Game Ever Made
 * Mr. Poo

SomecallmeJohnny

 * Johnny vs. Sonic Adventure
 * Something jammed up their ass


 * Johnny vs. Sonic Adventure 2
 * San Francisco
 * Giant liquid dildo

Sports Wars

 * NFL Focuses On Woke Losers Kneeling During National Anthem On Thanksgiving - Link
 * 1) Like a little fucking bitch

The Young Turks

 * Pope Francis Blasts the Mainstream Media - Link
 * Coprophilia
 * Coprophagia

Drivr3joe

 * BE THE BALL! - YTP - A Barlie Chrown Thanksgiving REACTION! - Link
 * Bein' a little bitch

The Improv-ables

 * The Improv-ables React #15: YTP The Noncredibles - Link
 * Sex invention

Spilling the Milk

 * High Guardian Spice is worse than you think... - Link
 * (scream)
 * Oh god
 * Such a fucking twink
 * Everyone is gay
 * I can't fucking hear ANYTHING! GODDAMMIT!
 * So fucking loud
 * Slaves
 * Oh fuck, what are we gonna do with this?
 * HOLY shit!
 * This shit
 * The whole fuckin' time
 * Fucking (numerous instances)
 * That shit was so fucking over the top
 * Your mother
 * Shitty children
 * God
 * Looks like shit
 * Shut the fuck up (x2)
 * Jump(ed) off a fucking building
 * What the fuck was that!?
 * What the fuck is happening right now?
 * Kill him
 * Graphic content
 * Getting the best head
 * Oh shit
 * They just fucked
 * Sex
 * What the fuck!?
 * Go get laid
 * Came all over that
 * (laughing/coughing)
 * What the fuck is that?
 * Why does he have such a fat ass?
 * I wanna fuck this [gnome]
 * Oh no
 * Please throw him in the fire
 * Killed himself
 * Why the fuck?
 * Lesbians
 * Gay
 * Fucked her brothers
 * I fucked my [twelve] brothers
 * Stop fuckin' in front of the kids
 * Sex ed
 * Have sex in front of kids
 * Lesbian sex
 * I'm gonna explode
 * She's gonna explode
 * Blood
 * Fuckin' Japanese person
 * Fucking garbage
 * Crack
 * Fuckin' Nazi lady
 * Jack off to Big Mouth
 * What is this shit?
 * (laughter)
 * Black girls
 * Oh my god (x4)
 * Who is this fucking twink!?
 * James Charles
 * What the fuck is this? (x3)
 * Why is everyone an asshole?
 * Let me drop my pants real quick
 * What the fuck!?
 * Oh my god, who is this bitch?
 * Bad bitch
 * That's fuckin' life
 * I FUCKING KNEW IT!
 * I pissed in these bottles
 * Pisses the bottles and tells people to drink them
 * Fascism
 * Mussolini (x2)
 * My...vagina
 * Ha ha (x2)
 * Ha fuckin' ha


 * HIGH GUARDIAN SPICE KEEPS GETTING WORSE... ft. @Rev says desu - Link
 * What is your mouth doing?
 * Fucking (x6)
 * You fucking bitch
 * Goddammit
 * I was fucking this bitch
 * With this bitch in bed
 * She was giving me head
 * (Stitch-like noises)
 * That's some next level shit, dude
 * I fucking love (x2)
 * Oh my god! (x3)
 * Holy shit (x2)
 * She's dead (x2)
 * She's just gettin' high
 * Is she high?
 * The fuck!?
 * What the fuck is this!?
 * Animal abuse
 * Atheists
 * Amish
 * Nazis
 * Fuckin' ass milf
 * Misgender
 * She's a gilf
 * She is a true, unadulterated gilf right here
 * Gender (x2)
 * Fuck you
 * Milfs
 * Gilfs
 * Segregation
 * Yahoo!
 * Vasectomy
 * This bitch
 * Bone(s)
 * Decompose
 * That's body shaming
 * Skinny
 * Michael Jackson
 * Rule 34
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Oh god
 * Feet-play
 * What the fuck? (x2)
 * That is so nasty
 * Lickin' her toes
 * I have no idea what the fuck is happening
 * Fuck (x3)
 * Those legs
 * I love you
 * He came [into the room to cry]
 * Skinny white girls
 * White girls
 * Latina
 * Filipino
 * Jamaican
 * Jewish (x2)
 * Christian (x2)
 * He's about to fuck
 * With, she's straight!? NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * My... breast area
 * So that I can die
 * Pussy
 * So fucking weird (x2)
 * My meat
 * Bitch
 * What the fuck you doin'?
 * You're a pussy
 * Masturbate (x2)
 * Straight
 * Winky-winky
 * He's strokin' it
 * He's strokin' it, dude
 * I'm not even gonna fuckin' lie
 * Spade (x2)
 * Spades
 * About to die here
 * Oh, he's dead. He died
 * Booty
 * I wanna fuck you (x2)
 * Fucking brutal
 * A fucking asshole
 * He's just a fuckboy
 * This guy's a piece of shit
 * Bastard (x2)
 * Damn
 * Sex (x2)
 * I'm so horny (x2)
 * This fucking motherfucker
 * Assault
 * I'm getting a fucking phone call


 * How is High Guardian Spice THIS Bad... - Link
 * I'd fuck those kids
 * Who want to fuck her
 * Fucking her
 * Eat out
 * Pussy
 * Vagina
 * Why do they have (lice) in their pussy?
 * Oh damn
 * Fucking (x7)
 * Is this her sex dungeon
 * Fuck the kids in here
 * Oh god, that looks so bad, oh fuck
 * Black guy (x2)
 * The sexy guy
 * Shot him
 * Fucking head
 * Blew his brains out
 * Penis
 * Holy shit (x2)
 * In the [yellow] man's pants
 * That's my favorite porno!
 * Oh shit, bruh!
 * Fucking idiots
 * They all died
 * Oh, she died. SHE DIED! YES! YES, FINALLY!
 * She got fucking stabbed
 * She probably stabbed herself
 * Death
 * Fuckles (x4)
 * Butthole (x3)
 * I've been eyein' that shit for a while
 * Please don't shoot me
 * Please don't kill me
 * They're takin' ketamine, man
 * Gay (x3)
 * Straight
 * Can they leave this fucking stupid room already!?
 * Goddamn
 * Rule 34
 * WHOOOOOO! (clapping in the background)
 * This is fucked up
 * What the fuck? (x5)
 * What the fuck is happening? (x2)
 * She came on the [tree]
 * The cum saves all
 * Semen
 * Holy fuck
 * I'm honestly really pissed off
 * I'm kinda pissed off right now
 * Fuck
 * Pee (x2; "p pass" and "PTSD'''")
 * Can you fucking say something?
 * Sucks
 * (laugh)
 * Why are the latinas the sexiest?
 * Latinas
 * What the fuck is this?
 * Every fucking dude is just nasty as fuck!
 * How many times do I have to fucking tell you!?
 * Fucks
 * Oh my fucking god!
 * That's how you know they're fucking
 * God, dude, she's actually really hot
 * She's gonna fuck that cat
 * That's the shittiest [guide] ever
 * Oh my god! (x2)
 * The other black guy
 * Just as shitty
 * He's so fucking sexy
 * Gettin' laid tonight
 * Why are you so sexy?
 * Groomer
 * Straight men (x2)
 * Dude, he looks hot, dude
 * Her fuckin' hands
 * This is bullshit, man, this is bullshit
 * Fucking pissed
 * [Eye]balls
 * They all fucked each other
 * Do they all fuck or something?
 * You didn't fuck your brothers?
 * Fuck your brothers
 * All the condoms I need for fucking my brothers
 * Black[smith]
 * She's cheating on her girlfriend!
 * She's so progressive she's into beastiality
 * Pretty shit
 * I'll just fucking like it instantly
 * I'm just a fucking sucker, dude, oh my god
 * Pretentious ass motherfucker
 * The fuckin' latina
 * The thick ass [cat] girl is coming for your booty
 * I hope she's coming, man (I hope she's cumming, man)
 * Jesus!
 * Fucking nothing
 * Wait, she's black!?
 * Latina
 * Give me back my bottle of cum
 * So fuckin' long
 * Dungeons
 * The FUCK!
 * Someone who knows what the fuck they're doing
 * Testicle


 * we watched High Guardian Spice so you don't have to - Link
 * (scream; x2)
 * Jesus fucking Chri-
 * You fucking jumpscared me!
 * My own nuts
 * Straight people
 * Straight men
 * I fucking am
 * Fucking (numerous instances)
 * I just wanna beat your ass...for fun
 * Shut the fuck up (x5)
 * My...penis
 * Oh god
 * Big ass titties
 * Fuck (x2)
 * Crabs
 * Trans (x2)
 * I am trans
 * Really fuckin' progressive
 * I was just one gender. But now, I'm this one.
 * We support trans people
 * Fucking serious
 * This bitch needs to chill
 * Oh my god! Micheal Jackson's dead!
 * No!
 * HOLY shit!
 * What the fuck? (x4)
 * She's just killin' bitches
 * What the hell?
 * Oh my god! (x3)
 * Can you blow your fucking nose? Jesus Christ.
 * I'm a fucking idiot
 * I was eating a giant fuckin' (Subway sandwich)
 * WHAT!? (x2)
 * We are gay. We are really gay. We are all gay. (etc.)
 * So fucking crazy
 * Shit (x3)
 * Fucking ridiculous
 * This fucking garbage
 * Puberty
 * Balls
 * Hey hey hey
 * She squirts three times a day
 * Squirt
 * Please god
 * It's a vibrator (x2)
 * Put it up against your clit
 * Have sex with her
 * Goddammit
 * I have no idea what the fuck is happening at all
 * [Old]head (x2)
 * Sacrificing
 * Killing virgins
 * Sacrificing virgins to god
 * That's fuckin' crazy, mate
 * I can't understand a single fucking word he's saying!
 * I'm so fucking pissed
 * Who the fuck?
 * What the fuck? Was that?
 * Brown (x3)
 * Scissor
 * Poop chute
 * Up your fucking ass
 * So fucked
 * What the fuck is that!?
 * On so many drugs right now
 * Every type of drug
 * Every psychedelic you can think of
 * I'm gonna kill myself (x2)
 * Noose
 * Hang him
 * Stupid
 * Already died
 * 21 (numerous instances)
 * You stupid (x3)
 * You stupid, bro
 * I love you, mommy
 * I have no fucking clue
 * That's the fucking thing
 * I fucking hate this
 * My pussy

The Cinema Snob

 * The Laygo Movie - Link
 * Cover everything in hot cum! (audio from the video being riffed)
 * Sixty-nine hundred!

Crash Thompson

 * I Hate This Song - Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott "Hero" - Link
 * An erect cock

James A. Williams

 * Let's Review Some Adverts - Link
 * Cannibalism!
 * [What, you're just gonna] fuck off to [Pizza Hut]

Nostalgia Critic

 * Bebe Kids - Link
 * I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!


 * The Neverending Story 3 (Rock Biter Rant/Ending)
 * Anal raping
 * What a fucking hypocritical world
 * (crying) (x2)
 * Fucking (many instances)
 * Don't fucking believe me!?
 * You fucking fuck fuck
 * Dick
 * (Bulging) testicles
 * Buttfuck him
 * Shooting (it) in the balls
 * Raping (it)
 * You DARE not fucking believe me!?
 * (laughter)
 * Cocksucking WHORE!
 * I'm fucking the [DVD!] (x2)
 * Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!


 * Flubber
 * 1) Softcore porn

ThePackagedReviewer

 * Rant #27: Ok True Heroes, KO THE FALSE HEROES! (ZeroPaladinXV4) - Link
 * Where is your proof of those bullshit claims?
 * Manslaughter
 * Lily Orchard
 * Sucks ass
 * I honestly pity the people who actually believe in this shit
 * Prick
 * Attempted rape
 * Bullcrap
 * Homosexual, alcohol, narcotics, fiend-ish [mock-off of Back to the Future]
 * Kick ass
 * Such a bullshit
 * What the fuck?
 * I could not give less of a shit
 * Ya fuckin' crybaby
 * OOOOOOOOHHH!
 * A mafia
 * He threatens to kill the person who made it
 * Racist to gays
 * Bullshit
 * Some idiot who doesn't even know what the hell he's saying
 * Good god
 * The most satanic thing (x2)
 * Going apeshit
 * Yuri
 * Yaoi
 * Genders
 * Homophobic
 * Fetishization of lesbians
 * A fetish
 * I'll crush you
 * Really fucking pathetic
 * Damn. This guy just spits out so much shit that the clown department is practically begging him to apply for a job there.
 * How do you fuck it up this badly?
 * Commit war crimes in your house
 * Gangster
 * Sexual orientations
 * Fucking homophobia
 * Fucking homophobic
 * A gay man
 * White supremacist
 * I have no fucking comment
 * Holy shit
 * LeBron James
 * Retarded
 * FUCK YOU!
 * Whore
 * Oh my god, what a coward
 * So fucking ignorant
 * Petty bullshit


 * Rant #31: Ledger Keith Jay Kizerman (Jay Kizer) - Link
 * Gay
 * What the hell? (x2)
 * I guess I'll be having a visit with Satan once again
 * Nazi Hitler
 * Sucks (x2)
 * Beat someone up
 * Good god
 * Edgy shit
 * Groomers
 * Why the hell are you bringing (religion) into this shit?
 * Dude, change your tampon or something
 * Do a mukbang
 * Can you explain why?
 * He just wants a goddamn explanation
 * Pizza
 * God
 * Yeah, no shit, Sherlock
 * Holy shit, where the hell did that come from!?
 * Chris-Chan
 * Dead
 * Murders
 * The n word
 * Wanting an entire nationality dead
 * Some cancel culture shit
 * Goes apeshit
 * Pisses me off the most
 * Suicide
 * You, sir, are desperate as hell

Phelous

 * Beauty and the Beast Anime - Link
 * Sex slave
 * Beauty and the Beast (Bevanfield) - Link
 * Sex slaves

Oddity Archive

 * Episode 233 – Overplayed Commercials (1960’s – 2001) - Link
 * I feel like drinkin' tonight
 * Beefy poopy paste
 * Got half a chandelier up his ass

Rocked

 * Regretting the Past: Limp Bizkit - Results May Vary - Link
 * Sniff panties

Todd in the Shadows

 * From Justin to Kelly (ft. Nostalgia Chick) - Link===
 * Crazed debauchery where young out-of-towners have drunken orgies on the sidewalk while being filmed
 * Hey, Soul Sister - Link
 * I will hunt you down and kill you!

Drew Gooden

 * Why Does Pepsi Have a Game Show? - Link
 * Protected sex

EmpLemon

 * Admiral Ackbar's Traptastic Sextravaganza (Episode 3)
 * Goddammit

NateTalksToYou

 * 8 Anita Sarkeesian Fails - Link
 * Anita Sarkeesian

Theme Park Review

 * Crazy Coaster POV Screwed Up Chinese Arrow/Vekoma Looping Roller Coaster Nanhu Amusement Park China - Link
 * Sex drug (multiple instances)
 * What the hell (multiple instances)
 * [Bee's still] fucking [right behind us]
 * AAAH-OOOW!
 * Dean Gunnarson Escapes Death on Bullet Roller Coaster Happy Valley Shenzhen - Link
 * I have no idea who the hell this guy is.
 * It's a Small Zombie World After All - Scary Chinese Knock Off Small World Ride! - Link
 * Chinese knockoff (multiple instances)
 * [Amazingly creepy and] awesome!
 * Totally INSANE Chinese WTF Roller Coaster! Screamin Squirrel POV Mysterious Island China - Link
 * (screaming)
 * Aw man...
 * Help us!
 * TPR Breaks the Roller Coaster at Sparkys Family Fun Center Abu Dhabi UAE - Link
 * (pipe clattering)
 * [And] a big piece of pipe [just fell down]
 * Yeah we broke it.
 * TPR DESTROYS Jurassic Adventure Roller Coaster in Beijing China POV - Link
 * (laughing)
 * Holy shit

24thPowerProductions

 * Graveyard Shift Dub
 * (loud scream from Squidward)

BinkieMcFartnuggets

 * Disturbing Folgers Coffee Commercial From The 60's - Link
 * Mmmmmm
 * Mmm-hmm (x3)
 * (gibberish)
 * Crap, what the hell is wrong with you?
 * Sup, whore
 * Bash him in the head with this
 * Poison him (x2)
 * What the fuck do I care?
 * Bitch
 * Whore
 * Diarrhea
 * Don't pull that crap on me
 * Pot
 * You're gonna be dead soon so it doesn't matter
 * Whatever the fuck that means

Colaws

 * Drake and Josh Theme Song Official 2021 Update - Link
 * Pedophile
 * Open up your thighs
 * I am so horny
 * Have sex with underage girls

Dr. Smoov

 * The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime - Link
 * Who the fuck is this [Autobot?]
 * Aw shit.

Dickelodeon

 * The revival of Dickelodeon - Link
 * Be there or be dead
 * Look at me, I’m a pedophile!


 * SOAKBOY_NEXT_BUMPER_#1_FINAL.mp4 - Link
 * (orgasmic moaning)
 * On Dick!


 * SpongeBob Illegal | Unreleased Pilot Episode | Dick - Link
 * And now it's time for the most morally corrupt thing I've ever seen
 * Come inside
 * Sexy buttsex
 * You forgot me, you motherfucking shithead
 * Killing your puppeteer
 * Where the fuck are you? Get your ass over here you motherfucker!
 * Where are you, you gay shithead?
 * Got you now, motherfucker!
 * Get me out of here, you son of a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCCHH!
 * You motherfucker!

Freddery McMahon

 * Transformers: Geewun Redone - Episode 2 - Link
 * Crazy crap
 * Hello, we're murderers!
 * Apeshit
 * Ass-whooping
 * Transformers: Geewun Redone - Episode 6 - Link
 * Jerk off!
 * [Ah geez,] rapists!
 * Foot fetish
 * Transformers: Geewun Redone - Episode 7 - Link
 * Cavity search
 * Gay [Autobots?]
 * A bunch of homos
 * Transformers: Geewun Redone - Episode P🎃 - Link
 * Ah geez, it's the po po!
 * OOGITY BOOGITY!

Saxhead Dad

 * Postman Pat (Adult)
 * Fuckin' rreeow!

ScarnonCunce ?

 * Flex Tape, but It's the Australian Dub - Link
 * Good fuckin' night
 * Glory holes
 * Flex Tape CLEAR, But it's the Australian Dub - Link
 * You fuckin' sick cunt!
 * Fuck me
 * You can see right through the cunt
 * Fuck yeah, mate!
 * Aw not this fuckin' pile of shit again!
 * Me car is buggered!
 * How'd that even happen you fucking idiot?!?

Sienna D'Enema

 * Buy Your Jiz Doll Today! - Link
 * Strung out crack whore


 * Jiz!!! - Link
 * What the fuck you're trying to do
 * My pussy (multiple instances)
 * Abortion (multiple instances)
 * Oh, what the fuck lezzies, get the fuck out!


 * Jiz and the Mammograms - Link
 * Drug dealer (multiple instances)
 * Drag queens
 * Doing cocaine
 * This is the motherfuckin' dress I'm gonna get motherfuckin' gang-banged in tonight!


 * Jiz The Movie Let's Get An Abortion - Link
 * Now get the hell out of my meth lab!
 * Get back on the streets
 * This crank don't sell itself


 * Jiz - A Very Special Drug Episode - Link
 * Drug dealer (multiple instances)
 * Oh my god, I was raped!
 * Listen here you stupid cunt [with batteries]
 * Trippin' balls
 * You want to trip balls?
 * Weed


 * Jiz - The Abortion Episode - Link
 * Oh gross!
 * [Only live things go in] my pussy
 * Shut the fuck up!
 * He sucks cock for money
 * Don't change the channel, or I'll kill you!
 * Yo bitch, where you at?


 * Jiz - Break Like a Hymen - Link
 * Bitch (multiple instances)
 * Redneck fucktards
 * What the fuck are you wearing[, Kimber?]
 * HPV factories
 * Black cock
 * Hey bitches, what's up?
 * [What starts as an innocent tease, ends with] your ass [destroyed!]
 * You ain't the first I drove to suicide!


 * Jiz and the 40th Annual Porn Awards - Link
 * Porn (multiple instances)
 * Golden shower (multiple instances)
 * Just shut the hell up
 * [Best] up the butt [actress]
 * [As I] kill myself
 * Vaginas
 * Snatches
 * Oh shit, we should leave!


 * Jiz Gets Political - Link
 * Neil Patrick Harris
 * They've all sucked a dick
 * Cocksuckers
 * Everyone feels better when there's a dick in your mouth, y'know, am I right?
 * Lesbian
 * Abortions
 * Smokin' reefer
 * Gay married
 * The hood
 * A dick in his mouth
 * [Electronic] drug dealer!
 * Fuck him up!
 * I'm here for you to suck my dick!


 * Jiz Is Dead - Link
 * Gay bar(s)


 * Jiz Makes a CUMback - Link
 * A fist up your ass!
 * Oh but first, let's get high!
 * A dildo this big!
 * LGBT


 * Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie - Link
 * Motherfuckin' (multiple instances)
 * Clitoris (multiple instances)
 * Meth lab
 * I'm a motherfuckin' lesbian!
 * Pussy licking
 * Did she say pussy
 * [Moldy] muff
 * Hey dykes!
 * Lesbian [celebrities]
 * The Indigo Girls


 * Let's Have a Pee Pee - Link
 * Hey cunt, I'm calling ya back!
 * [Electronic] drug dealer


 * The Jiz Commercial - Link
 * (And then) I'm gonna rape you!
 * Who are these bitches?
 * Victims
 * AIDS test


 * The Lost Jiz After School Special - Link
 * (Two) gay guys
 * Fuckboy


 * The 10 Commandments of Jiz - Link
 * Shitty panties
 * Vibrator
 * Twerking (in the sewers)


 * The Official Movie Trailer for "Jiz and The Mammograms" - Link
 * [Apparently I starred in a stupid] Lifetime movie
 * Abortion/s (multiple instances)
 * YouTube
 * I need to get pregnant [again]
 * My pubes

SkunkBrayan

 * Buzz look a dick!! - Link
 * I’m not gay, are you?
 * Buzz look! There’s a dick!
 * WHERE?
 * HA! NIGGA! HA HA YOU GAY AS FUCK!

Unknown Dubber Link

 * I wanna read this bedtime story about gay fairytales

Vinesauce

 * The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 5)
 * Urine and stool samples
 * The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 6)
 * Nipples
 * Whatever the fuck that thing was?
 * Did you shit yourself?

cs188

 * [YTP] Advertisements Up Your Ads-hole! - Link
 * Jackin' off in the food
 * Fuckin' [shrimp]
 * Super XXX
 * [YTP] Commercialism Up Your Chimneyhole! - Link
 * Pull out your penis
 * Take a shit in your mouth!
 * Stupid shit
 * My cock's hard as fuck
 * YTP: Legends of the XXX Temple - Link
 * Legends of the Hidden Genitals
 * Oh fuck
 * Only one team will earn the right to enter Olmec’s ass
 * Paddle their ass as fast as possible
 * Once they’re gay, step up, and their partner pushes it through their asshole
 * Mexican cock
 * Ride it sometimes
 * Youtube Poop: Mario & Luigi's Strip Club Adventure (1500 sub special) - Link
 * My penis is kinda hard
 * [YTP] MattKC Exposes His Japanese Wii-ner - Link
 * Piss off
 * Jack off
 * Hentai
 * Cat women
 * Large milky tits
 * CBT
 * Suck my dick
 * [PSYTP] OPPA GODDAMN STYLE - Link
 * Ass
 * Buy me all this shit
 * Genitals
 * Minus underwear
 * I throw up in my ass sometimes
 * [YTP] Pooping the Charts Vol. 2: All-Out Sh!tfest - Link
 * In my butt
 * Vagina
 * Now I'm ridin' three dicks
 * [YTP] Pooping the Charts Vol. 4 - Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber Take A Dump Together - Link
 * Semen
 * Take a shit
 * [YTP] Pooping the Charts, Vol. 100 or something idk whatever - Link
 * Cream my hole
 * You're so hot that I nutted
 * Shit in your pants
 * [YTP] Sir Mix-a-Lot Shakes Out a Turbo Turd - Link
 * Damn it you fat fuckin' bitch!
 * Masturbating
 * [YTP] Super Circumcision - Link
 * Fuck all you people!
 * Topless ladies
 * [YTP] Train Derails (Deluxe "Re-Trimmed Chest" Edition) - Link
 * YouTube
 * [Mario,] fuck you!

DHM

 * Mini YTP - Dentist Rabbit Endorses Bad Dragon (The Classic Sources Collab) - Link
 * Bad Dragon
 * Take it up the ass

guitarocker100

 * YTP: Spingebill Gets the Sus - Link
 * Hey Shitward. Hey Shitward. Hey Shitward. Hey Shitward. Hey Shitward…
 * No, stupid dumbass!
 * He’s nothing but a fucking bitch
 * Cock
 * Free crack
 * Blue jizz (x2)
 * And it will only open if I saas “OOOOOOOOOO”

Hellion Hero

 * (YTP) Strange Things are happening with Andy’s Toys - Link
 * You got a dick in my ass
 * You faggot (x2)
 * Boy, you gotta suck my motherfucking dick!
 * You fuckboy
 * Just me and you, bitch
 * Pull my cock, I’m gay?
 * Fuck you!
 * It’s on my cock
 * I’m supposed to be fucking babies
 * Sex pad
 * Get fucked!
 * We are retards!
 * It’s bullshit!
 * Raped (x2)
 * Nice, big, fuck!
 * Holy shit!
 * Gay things are happening to me
 * Suck my balls!
 * My penis
 * This, is a quality cock
 * Oh shit son, he’s got more faggots on him than a Nazi does
 * Fucking my ass
 * Are you saying you want to fuck a man?
 * Suck my fucking balls
 * You faggot! You’re gonna fuck me in the ass, too?
 * Butt-buddy?
 * Dominate me
 * Bondage
 * You my friend, are retarded!
 * Sucking dick and fucking Mrs. Nesbitt!
 * Fuck you, you son of a bitch!
 * Handjob
 * I hope Sid fucks your voice box out
 * Fuck your butthole
 * What the fuck?!?

KroboProductions

 * Robotnik’s Face is Politically Incorrect - Link
 * Hamburger.

Jallerbo

 * Draggin' Balls: Three Of A Perfect Pair - Link
 * Cock and ball torture.
 * jallerbo makes spinge binge - Link
 * Fishermen have semen
 * My dick is spicy
 * Ey, it’s the nigga!
 * Beware the hookers!
 * Boing boing boing
 * Semen
 * Penis
 * Boner
 * They eat your ass!
 * I can watch that man rape a newspaper
 * Beat my meat
 * Blowing the penis
 * Handle the Neutron ass
 * Later nigga
 * Hey, little Dickward! What’s gay and ugly and has six dicks?
 * Shit and rape
 * SooS
 * Cock
 * Nigga
 * You guys are Nazis!
 * Welcome to the Krusty Ass
 * How about… a taco?
 * I like touching kids


 * Limp Bisquick Is Feelin' Like A Freight Train - Link
 * Suck someone's cock!
 * [To be] ass-fucked!


 * Spinge Binge 4: The Lust Episode - Link
 * (Coughing)
 * I get the big penis, and you get the little penis!
 * Ass!
 * By the power of AIDS
 * Protecting the semen
 * Look Patrick! AIDS!
 * My porn!
 * Sex
 * Ooh, fuck
 * Fuck Grandpa!
 * A luxurious ass of sex and semen
 * That’ll be gay
 * Niggers

Liketocracy

 * Big Bullshit Bananas - Link
 * Big shit
 * [Big] bullshit [bananas]
 * Old Memes and the Malevolent Somalian Goat - Link
 * Penis (multiple instances)
 * Anime (multiple instances)
 * Nine-thousand penises
 * White girl/s (two instances)
 * Jerking off all night
 * The Henrear Show (guest starring a funny black guy) - Link
 * Heavy metal

Mark3611

 * YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty
 * Suicide
 * [The easy way to] kill yourself

MoBrosStudios

 * Youtube Poop Tutorial - Link
 * Having sex
 * Doing something sexual

NationOfOranges696

 * Bikini Bawtum’s Greatest Attraction - Link
 * Cum World!

Thomas1Edward2Henry3

 * Youtube Poop: Gordon Moons Harold - Link
 * Fuck you!
 * What the fuck!
 * Youtube Poop: Sir Topham Hatt Has a Thing for Boulders - Link
 * Shoot a porno
 * The porno
 * It makes sex exciting
 * Porn
 * Youtube Poop: Thomas's Bowel Trouble (TheRealXboxNerd Collab Entry) - Link
 * Penis
 * Fuck you
 * I'm thirsty for bitches
 * Youtube Poop: Thomas Commits Murder and Sexual Assault - Link
 * Snort crack

TimoteiLSD

 * Bowser gets nominated for the "Father of the Year" award and travels around the world in 80 days. - Link
 * Cum
 * Fuck him into submission!
 * My cock
 * Bowser wins a lifetime supply of yeast infections. - Link
 * Whoop-de-fucking-doo!
 * Lemmy and Iggy take over the Playboy Channel. - Link
 * [No lizard of mine is going to learn] shit!
 * Shit-faced
 * Penis
 * America's president
 * They call it the sex house!
 * Sex [brothers]
 * [But when they decide to] fuck me [to improve themselves, you're against it!]
 * Fuck me [Luigi]
 * Ludwig von Koopa has sexual intercourse with french fries. - Link
 * Fucked
 * No shit
 * My penis
 * Now for the next part of my sex plan!
 * Boobies
 * Luigi's socks suffer from dehydration. - Link
 * You're all fucking stupid!
 * Luigi impregnates Horatio Caine. - Link
 * That was my favorite cunt!
 * Mario eats pasta that's been diagnosed with HIV. - Link
 * Suck a cock!
 * Fuck-a you [Mario!]
 * Morton's sexy semen circus. - Link
 * Shit!
 * You cunt
 * Super Mario Brotherly Love.wmv - Link
 * Giant tits
 * Dicks
 * Chocolate-covered cock

WilfordMays

 * [YTP] Billy Mays iHentai Commercial - Link
 * Sexy
 * Masturbated to
 * Hentai
 * Anime girls

YTPoopingInMyPants

 * squidward censored - Link
 * Fuckers

Zak Wolf

 * YouTube Poop - The Berenstain Bears Adult Party Poop! - Link
 * Fuck you
 * (Honey,) these marijuanas are delicious!
 * YouTube Poop - Big Bird Brings Death to Sesame Street! - Link
 * Diarrhea

Jay Kizer

 * Jay Kizer commentaries #70: @Amanda Sweet Kitty Rose's DWANSFWVOOHAAG (Although taken down along with all of Kizer's other videos, all footage still exists in Javi's reaction) - Link
 * You better not or else I'll chop your penis off

Miscellaneous YouTube Videos

 * Angry Voice Messages - Link
 * Fucking
 * Fucking with my friends
 * You're a fucking ugly little cunt
 * I'm gonna fucking slit your fucking face wide open
 * Fucking spastic
 * Because you're a cunt
 * Crawl back up you mom's fanny
 * Fat little cunt
 * Go fuck yourself
 * GO FUCKING CRAWL IN THE DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING CAME FROM YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATING LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC
 * You're fucking boring
 * Fucking stupid
 * Fucking igorant little cunts
 * Rocket Power Lost Episode - Link
 * Oh my god, it's so fucking gay
 * What's so fucking gay?
 * My [name] is so fucking gay
 * My dad's gay
 * So gay
 * Stop being such a selfish, goddamn son of a bitch asshole, motherfuckin' idiot! Goddammit
 * Ah, go fuck yourself
 * Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeeah!
 * You guys are in big fuckin' trouble now
 * Took a shit [in his pool]
 * Stop giving fucking
 * Goddammit
 * Fucks up (x2)
 * Goddammit, you fucking idiot!
 * Ah!
 * This sucks [Tito] balls
 * Shithead
 * (I found) my balls
 * Uhhhh (many instances)
 * Hold my penis
 * YOU ARE DEAD!
 * Bullshit, you asshole
 * Ahhhh! (x2)
 * Goddammit, why does that keep happening?
 * That's it, you son of a bitch, you're dead
 * Blow me
 * YES!
 * Dicks
 * Oh shit!
 * (Who's) dead
 * WOMP!
 * [Lars] really pisses me off
 * What the hell's with that (purple) guy?
 * YAY-UH!(x5)
 * UGGGH!
 * Jesus
 * Aw, he fucked up!
 * What a douchebag
 * THAT'S IT, YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD!
 * (beat-up sounds)
 * (crying)
 * Boner

Grand Theft Auto V

 * Lamar Down
 * What happened to me and you fucking
 * Nigga (multiple instances)


 * Reuniting The Family
 * Should I draw his three pubic hairs?
 * How about, you suck my cock? HUH?!?!

Halo: Combat Evolved

 * Voice clips
 * Slayer

Halo 2

 * Voice clips
 * (scoffs) MY ASS!

Persona 5

 * Last Surprise
 * I’m cumming! (coming)
 * Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There
 * Retorded (used as retarded)

Sam And Max Beyond Time And Space

 * Ice Station Santa
 * Congratulations, you exist.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom

 * SpongeBob voice clips
 * Say hello to my little bubble friend!

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2

 * Voice clips
 * I’ll open up a can on your butt!
 * You mother(honk)er, you are really pissing me off!
 * Arriba
 * My son
 * 10 points!
 * You suck!
 * Beat it you little nuisance!
 * Plywood Paradise

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

 * Voice clips
 * You son of a bitch, my (tongue)!
 * Yippe ki yay
 * Yippe ki yo
 * Shut up
 * It's TV time! Thanks, buddy.
 * Time to get (paid)
 * Cover-shot
 * Beautiful! Got it.
 * Flight 666
 * Sound Effects
 * (ice cream truck jingle)
 * (guitar riff)
 * (bones cracking)
 * (SKATE letters collected)

Carl's Jr./Hardee's

 * Rick and Morty Ad - Link
 * Western bacon cheeseburger

Eggo Minis

 * In Yo Mouth - Link
 * In yo mouth!

Flies Away
- Link
 * Go away for good

GEICO

 * Airhorn - Link
 * Your mom
 * No


 * Aw Snap: Oddly Appropriate Segues - Link
 * Oh yeah, baby!


 * Barbershop Quartet Basketball - Link
 * Balls (pass the ball)


 * Bathroom Pressure - Link
 * Fantasy


 * Best of GEICO Winner - Link
 * Slather it all over


 * Butt Dial - Link
 * Butt


 * Car Constellation - Link
 * In the middle of the night


 * Caveman Doll - Link
 * Are you serious?


 * Caveman News Interview - Link
 * How could it be offensive if it's true?


 * Chicken Truck - Link
 * (scream)


 * Don LaFontaine - Link
 * Blow


 * The First Heckler - Link
 * (laughter)
 * Your mom!
 * Boring!


 * Foghorn Leghorn - Link
 * Corn puddin'


 * Gecko Behind the Scenes - Link
 * 75
 * Sorry
 * (laughter)
 * What're you doing there?
 * Don't look at me


 * Gecko Buffalo Wings - Link
 * That's just too hot, mate


 * Gecko Cartoon - Link
 * Hot


 * Gecko Mini Golf - Link
 * Oh hello
 * Whoa!


 * Gecko Shower - Link
 * Well, that's uncalled for


 * The Gecko Takes a Stroll - Link
 * [Chest]nuts


 * Gecko Temp
 * Yeah, of course
 * (hissing)


 * Gecko Trust Fall
 * Oh dear


 * Giant Piggy Bank
 * Wanna see your [piggy bank] really grow?


 * Golf Cart - Link
 * Amateur


 * Hand Raise - Link
 * 10,000 times


 * Helzberg Diamonds: Confidence - Link
 * Oh okay
 * Hell (Helzberg)
 * In the bathroom
 * Oh my word


 * Honest Abe - Link
 * Does this (dress) make my backside look big?


 * How the Gecko Connects - Link
 * Buns


 * How Old Is the Gecko? - Link
 * 85
 * 85 years old
 * 150
 * Do I look 85?
 * What? No.


 * Hump Day - Link
 * HUMP [DAYYYYYY!]


 * Kung Fu Fighting - Link
 * HI-YAH!


 * Kwazy Crisps - Link
 * Cool


 * Laughing Dog - Link
 * (laughter up until the announcer starts talking)
 * (howl)


 * Little Richard - Link
 * WHOO! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
 * HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!


 * Maxwell Debut - Link
 * WHEE! (many instances)


 * Mayonnaise Sandwich
 * Sacrifice


 * McGruff Fights Baby Talk - Link
 * Poo poo
 * In the bathroom


 * Mrs. Butterworth
 * Oh dear
 * Hot
 * My face


 * No Identity Revealed - Link
 * Hello
 * Hitting me up for money


 * Pet Possum - Link
 * I think he's dead


 * Pothole
 * Oh no
 * Oh did I do that?
 * Kay bye


 * A Referee's Explanation - Link
 * Chicken tenders and tater tots
 * Nachos


 * Robot Figures - Link
 * I will destroy you
 * Excuse me


 * Robot Tests - Link
 * Come on!


 * Sleeping Beauty -
 * No
 * A model


 * Slinky On An Escelator - Link
 * This is awesome


 * Snowball Fight With Randy Johnson
 * Balls (snowball fight)


 * Spokesperson Auditions - Link
 * Well hello


 * Tiny House - Link
 * Too small


 * Tony Little - Link
 * Yeah, baby!
 * You can do it!


 * Tree Falling In The Forest - Link
 * (scream)


 * Wonder Glue
 * Glue

Jack in the Box

 * 99¢ Jumbo Jack - Link
 * Big juicy jumbo [patty]
 * Condom (My classic condiments)
 * Jack's Back - Link
 * (explosion)

LifeAlert

 * 911 - Link
 * Leave now!

Nickelodeon PSAs

 * Breakfast Time - Link
 * Eat it!
 * Chew it up!

Subway

 * Jared & Subway: The Beginning Link
 * Jared Fogle

TikTok

 * '''Broken TV Prank on Dad (CRAZY REACTION) - Link
 * WHAT THE FUCK, Y'ALL!?
 * GODDAMN! (x4)
 * FUCK! (x3)

TV Trash

 * Allen Gregory - Link
 * Pedophilia

Wiktionary

 * Diarrhea of the mouth - Link
 * Duckfucker - Link
 * Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire - Link
 * Monkeys might fly out of my butt - Link
 * Not here to fuck spiders - Link
 * Suck donkey balls - Link
 * Suck donkey cock - Link
 * Suck donkey dick - Link
 * Thick as pig shit - Link

9/11

 * South Tower collapse during call - Link
 * How the hell are you gonna get my ass down?
 * I don’t give a shit.
 * OH GOD! OH!

Emergency Alert System Broadcasts

 * Tornado Warning in North Carolina in late-2004 - Link
 * [Tracking a tornado] on the ground
 * It may be too late [to get to a safe place]
 * Tennessee Statewide Amber Alert on Jan 31, 2013 - Link
 * Stab(bing) her multiple times
 * Tennessee Statewide Blue Alert on May 30, 2018 - Link
 * Shooting death
 * Wisconsin Amber Alert mistake in mid-2000s - Link
 * Did you kill it? (Okay, good.)

Interviews

 * Jeff Fatt, September 2018 - Link
 * Racist slurs
 * Somewhat intoxicated
 * Soulja Boy, November 2016 - Link
 * LimeWire
 * Illegally downloadin' shit
 * Fuck
 * What the fuck is this?
 * Who the fuck is [Soulja Boy?]

School Board Meetings

 * Bay District Schools 12/14/2010 (Clay Allen Duke incident) - Link
 * Please don't.
 * Hudson Board of Eduction 9/13/2021 - Link
 * Child pornography


 * Lakeville Area Schools 6/8/2021 - Link
 * BLM


 * Leander Independent School District 9/9/2021 - Link
 * Touched [Doug Goble's] dick
 * I touched another guy's dick
 * I sucked it
 * Dick in my mouth
 * He sucked mine too
 * Penises
 * Sucking dicks
 * We sucked each other's dicks (x2)
 * You showed me your dick
 * It's in my mouth
 * After 44 fucks and 41 shits
 * Sexual harassment
 * Unwanted sexual advances
 * Sexually
 * Of a sexual nature
 * Sexually graphic books
 * Sex acts
 * Pedophiles

DNA Productions

 * Fourth Logo - Link
 * (gurgling)
 * (burp)
 * Ninth Logo - Paul Blooper #1 - Link
 * So what do you want me to say now?

Neversoft

 * Company Logo (Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 and Spider-Man) - Link
 * (guitar riff)
 * (stabbing noise)

Pixar - Link

 * (squeaking noises from the letter I while Luxo Jr. bounces on it)

Spartina
- Link
 * (gobble)

Viacom

 * Second Logo (V of Doom; Warp Speed Version) - Link
 * (fast suspenseful fanfare)
 * Eighth Logo (Wigga Wigga) - Link
 * (noise that the Viacom text makes while forming)
 * Cum (Viacom)

Ahoy Spongebob/Spongeboi Me Bob Compilation The Complete Series
- Link
 * Ketamine (multiple instances)
 * Ketamine addiction
 * (I'm) dummy thicc
 * (And) now me ass be shooting fire!
 * Bath salts
 * Cock and ball torture

Corpus Christi Memorial Coliseum - Part 1 SD
- Link
 * Memorial Coliseum
 * Corpus Christi, Texas
 * Demolished
 * 1954

Filmreel bumpers (1999-2006)

 * Coming Soon
 * (Coming Soon) to Theaters

Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Intrusion

 * WGN hijacking - Link
 * (distorted noises)
 * Well if you're wondering what's happened, *laughs* so I am!


 * WTTW hijacking - Link
 * He's a frickin' nerd!
 * Frickin' liberal!
 * *laughs* Oh Jesus!

Staples

 * Easy Button (German)
 * I fuck easy (Einfach easy)
 * Easy Button (French)
 * Simple
 * Easy Button (Spanish)
 * I see the (Asi de)

Unknown Sources

 * 1) Why did I watch this shit?
 * 2) A picture of his penis - Link
 * 3) Crackers - Link