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Transcript

 * Voiceover: There are places where children get fucked. Where a condom is feared. Where assholes rule...and there are those who fuck back!
 * [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song begins to play]
 * Phillip J. Fry: Shut up and take my money!
 * Theme song: Teenage Mutant Ninja Perverts!
 * Voiceover: Screw Pedophiles! Get new Teenage Mutant Ninja Pervert Condoms from Jack Black! Do it with your mother!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Children
 * 2) Get fucked
 * 3) A condom
 * 4) Asshole(s)
 * 5) Fuck
 * 6) Pervert(s)
 * 7) Screw
 * 8) Pedophile(s)
 * 9) Pervert
 * 10) Condoms
 * 11) Jack Black
 * 12) With
 * 13) Your mother