Accidents are Bad, but Geico is Good (Edited)

by NewPCPro1333

Pothole Transcript
(Are you shitting me?)

Pothole: Fucking shit! Your penis is all large and gigantic!

Person: You dumbass! Fucking piece of shit!

Pothole: Go fuck yourself, asshole!

Person: Shut the fuck up, Cunt!

VO: Nipples are bad. But Masturbation is good with emergency anal sex!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Are you shitting me?
 * 2) Fucking shit
 * 3) Penis
 * 4) Dumbass
 * 5) Fucking piece of shit
 * 6) Go fuck yourself
 * 7) Asshole
 * 8) Shut the fuck up
 * 9) Cunt
 * 10) Nipples
 * 11) Masturbation
 * 12) Anal sex

Tree Limb Transcript
Branch: Dude, that was retarded! That'd been hanging up there for like 15 years! And that wham, here I am fucking pleased about my cock! Oh, wait. You're looking for an apology? They tossed another condom up your ass! It's bullshit. Hey what's up you fucking bitch?

Voiceover: Accidents are horseshit, but masturbating is good with penis replacement.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Retarded
 * 2) 15 Years
 * 3) Fucking Pleased About
 * 4) My Cock
 * 5) Condom
 * 6) Up Your Ass
 * 7) Bullshit
 * 8) You Fucking Bitch
 * 9) Horseshit
 * 10) Masturbating
 * 11) Penis

Fender Bender Transcript
Car: '''What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit! I mean, wow; that looks retarded'''! There's no need to discuss it further. In fact, you can put two of them up your ass. Just give it a once-over with a bag of crack. Okay, good talking to you.

Voiceover: Accidents are bad, but marijuana is good. With 24-hour free porno mags.

Sound Clips

 * 1) What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit!
 * 2) Retarded
 * 3) Put Two of Them Up Your Ass
 * 4) Bag of Crack
 * 5) Marijuana
 * 6) Free Porno Mags

Pipes Transcript
Pipe 1: I am strong like the ox. I crushed you up your ass. Because you are a twat. Shitdick, you hit me again, suck my dick.

Pipe 2: FUCK! You're messing with the wrong cocksucker now, car! Trust me, I have to leave with this slut.

Pipe 3: Fuck this Shit!

Voiceover: Stupid ass motherfucking nipples are bad, but shitting is good, with guaranteed load of cum with a side of shit.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Up Your Ass
 * 2) A twat
 * 3) Shitdick
 * 4) Suck My Dick
 * 5) FUCK!
 * 6) Cocksucker
 * 7) Slut
 * 8) Fuck this Shit
 * 9) Stupid Ass
 * 10) Motherfucking
 * 11) Nipples
 * 12) Shitting
 * 13) Load of cum
 * 14) With a Side of shit