Sound Source Ideas

Rule #2 of the Sound Sources page states "Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds." This page is for sounds that you personally feel would make good sounds for edits.

First, just to clarify things. If something is in a bracket (ex. [Winter's] fucked up), that text is unnecessary, it's just to make things easier to understand as a full sentence. If there is an asterisk, there are additional notes. If it's in parentheses, it's optional to use.

Winter's Fucked Up

 * 1) It's such a fucking bitch
 * 2) I cannot walk ten feet without falling on my ass
 * 3) [Winter's] fucked up
 * 4) [The snow] (is too) fucking thick
 * 5) [Winter] can suck my dick
 * 6) I don't give a fuck
 * AH,FUCK!
 * 1) [Winter] fucking blows
 * 2) (Homicidal) ho
 * 3) A load of shit
 * 4) [Frostbite] fucked up (my skin)
 * 5) [Summer's] hot as balls
 * 6) (Other) gay (stuff)
 * 7) [Californians] are lucky bastards
 * 8) How long will this bitch last
 * 9) [I hope] this shit [melts fast]
 * 10) Fuck [winter] in the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

Platypus (I Hate You)

 * 1) You ain't worth the shit under my shoes or the piss on the ground
 * 2) Shit out of luck
 * 3) Dickhead, fuckface, cocksmoking, motherfucking asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen
 * 4) Piss on your (grave)

2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival Meltdown

 * 1) Fuck this shit (x2)
 * 2) Gimme a fuckin' break
 * 3) One minute fuckin' left
 * 4) (You're gonna give me) fuckin' one minute?
 * 5) Look at that fuckin' sign right there
 * 6) Lemme fuckin' tell you something
 * 7) (You're gonna give me) one fuckin' minute!?
 * 8) You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!
 * 9) You're fuckin' kidding me!
 * 10) What the fuck!?
 * 11) I'm not fuckin' (Justin Bieber), you motherfuckers!
 * 12) You gotta be fuckin' jokin'!
 * 13) This is a fuckin' joke!
 * 14) God fuckin' love you all!

F.O.D.

 * 1) Fuck off and die

Letterbomb

 * 1) Where have all the bastards gone?
 * 2) You better run for your fuckin' life!

Brain Stew

 * 1) Fucked up

Bab's Uvula Who?

 * 1) Fuckin' everything up

St. Jimmy

 * 1) A little bag of dope
 * 2) Son of a bitch

Armatage Shanks

 * 1) I'm gettin' pissed

2000 Light Years Away

 * 1) All damn night long

Youngblood

 * 1) Fuckin' genius

Let Yourself Go

 * 1) I don't give a damn
 * 2) Steppin' in shit
 * 3) I don't give a fuck
 * 4) Cut the crap
 * 5) Fuckin' with my head

Geek Stink Breath

 * 1) Methamphetamine

Homecoming

 * 1) (The last of the) dope
 * 2) What the hell's your name
 * 3) Fucked up
 * 4) Get me the fuck right out of here
 * 5) [I play] the shit outta [drums]

American Eulogy

 * 1) A bunch of niggers
 * 2) I don't give a shit about (the modern age)

The Static Age

 * 1) What a fuckin' tragedy
 * 2) All I wanna know is a goddamn thing

Walking Contradiction

 * 1) Smart ass

86

 * 1) Kick you in the ass

The Grouch

 * 1) Shitty old man
 * 2) Fuck you (many instances)
 * 3) [Glory days] don't mean shit to me
 * 4) Life's a bitch
 * 5) Fuckin' up
 * 6) (I don't) have sex

American Idiot

 * 1) Mind fuck
 * 2) Faggot

Minority

 * 1) Fuck ‘em all

My Generation (The Who cover)

 * 1) Fuck that shit!

Before the Lobotomy

 * 1) Fucked up

King for a Day

 * 1) A leather thong
 * 2) Drag queen

East Jesus Nowhere

 * 1) I never asked you a goddamn thing!

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

 * 1) Fucked up

Longview

 * 1) I'm sick of all the same old shit
 * 2) Fuckin' lazy
 * 3) When masturbation's lost it’s fun, you're fuckin' lonely

Jesus of Suburbia

 * 1) Ritalin
 * 2) Mary Jane
 * 3) Doin' (someone else's) cocaine
 * 4) (Everyone's) so full of shit
 * 5) Retarded
 * 6) A million and one fuckin' times

Uncle Ben

 * 1) [But I'm] Aunt Jemima!
 * 2) Slave
 * 3) Breast milk
 * 4) Dammit, (woman!)
 * 5) [I'm] Uncle Ben
 * 6) (We know) white people (don't clean they own house)
 * 7) Slaves
 * 8) (These streets are gon' eat you alive), you [chocolatey] nigga
 * 9) You [chocolate] bitch

Celebrity Jeopardy (Every instance when Sean Connery misreads a category)

 * 1) (The) rapists
 * 2) [Famous] titties
 * 3) (The) penis [mightier]
 * 4) Anal [bum cover]
 * 5) Whore semen (used as horse semen)
 * 6) Whore
 * 7) Semen
 * 8) I have a hard on
 * 9) [Jap] anus [relations]
 * 10) (Catch the) semen
 * 11) Whore (ads)
 * 12) (Le) tits (now)
 * 13) Bonjour, mademoiselle! I'd like to see le tits now!

Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls

 * 1) My balls
 * 2) Tell us about your balls
 * 3) Would you like to see my balls now
 * 4) You have some beautiful balls
 * 5) Your balls are a little misshapen
 * 6) Can I touch your balls?
 * 7) I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball
 * 8) I like the way your balls smell
 * 9) My balls are here for your pleasure
 * 10) No one can resist my [Schweddy] Balls
 * 11) Salty nuts
 * 12) Ballsack
 * 13) A sack of [Schweddy] Balls

Weekend Update 03/17/1979

 * 1) [Jane], you ignorant slut

New Annie

 * 1) How do my boobs look?
 * 2) Who the hell is this sexy rich bastard?
 * 3) I will slap you right now

Prom Limo

 * 1) I lost my virginity

Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood: Puppet Show

 * 1) I'm so glad the bitch is gone
 * 2) WHO IS IT!?

The Science Room with Mr. Science

 * 1) You can’t be this fucking stupid

Weekend Update 04/12/1997

 * 1) What the fuck was that?

Biker Chick Chat

 * 1) I fuckin' love you for that

What Up With That: Samuel L. Jackson and Carrie Brownstein

 * 1) Fuck

02/21/1981 Goodnights

 * 1) I'd like to know who the fuck did it

Racist Word Association

 * 1) Negro
 * 2) Whitey
 * 3) Tarbaby
 * 4) Ofay
 * 5) Jungle bunny (x2)
 * 6) Peckerwood
 * 7) Burrhead
 * 8) Cracker
 * 9) Spearchucker
 * 10) White trash
 * 11) Honky
 * 12) Spade
 * 13) Honky-honky
 * 14) Nigger
 * 15) Dead honky
 * 16) Your momma!
 * 17) Your grandmomma!

Kristen Stewart Monologue

 * 1) The coolest fuckin' thing ever

Holiday Baking Championship 2020

 * 1) Penis and balls

Debbie Downer at Disney World

 * 1) Deadly terrorist attacks
 * 2) I can't have children
 * 3) (Feline) AIDS

Colonel Angus

 * 1) Colonel Angus (many instances) (used as cunnilingus)
 * 2) Anal
 * 3) Anal Angus (many instances) (used as analingus)

Will Ferrell Audition

 * 1) Sweet Jesus! (last instance)
 * 2) [GET OFF THE] GODDAMN [SHED!]

Weekend Update 10/09/1993

 * 1) Anal rape

Martin Lawrence Monologue (Unedited Version)

 * 1) Washin' your ass
 * 2) Douche!
 * 3) I don't give a damn what you do
 * 4) In your ass
 * 5) A stick-up up in your ass
 * 6) Yeast infection

Weekend Update 05/07/2011

 * 1) Spicy

Space Invader

 * 1) Ya know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room

Source #5: Sausage Party (Food Orgy)

 * 1) [Extra] virgin [olive oil]
 * 2) You wanna kiss me, mothafucka? Well, let me tell you a little secret. I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.
 * 3) Oh yeah, [Frank], that's it! Oh yeah, it's dinner time!
 * 4) I'm actually over here jerkin' off with these fellas
 * 5) Jesus fuckin' Christ!
 * 6) Pretty fucking sure I am
 * 7) Oh shit. Now it's on.
 * 8) Nein!
 * 9) Yeah, cracka! Take that [grit] dick, bitch! You like (grits) in yo ass, cracka?
 * 10) OH YEAH! FUCK YOU!
 * 11) I'M BLOWING MY FUCKING LOAD!
 * 12) OH FUCK!
 * 13) My dick is drained

Live Fast, Diarrhea

 * 1) Diarrhea!

Jospeh Smith, American Moses

 * 1) I'm going to fuck this baby
 * 2) Don't fuck the baby
 * 3) Do not fuck a baby
 * 4) AIDS
 * 5) Fuck this (frog)
 * 6) Fucked (the frog)
 * 7) Your (village) is shit
 * 8) [Take these] fucking [golden plates]
 * 9) Here are the fucking directions (bootleg live version only)
 * 10) I cut off my daughter's clitoris
 * 11) Clit
 * 12) Clitoris
 * 13) Clitoris man
 * 14) Fuck (frog)
 * 15) AIDS (frog)
 * 16) Clit face
 * 17) Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!
 * 18) Shit come out the butt
 * 19) OH FUCK!
 * 20) Fuck your woman
 * 21) Fuck your man
 * 22) [Mormons] fuck all that they can
 * 23) Now we are fucking
 * 24) [God wants us] fucking
 * 25) Get back to fucking

Fire and Blood

 * 1) Come on, you sorry sons of whores

What Is Dead May Never Die

 * 1) Get up, you lazy sons of whores

What's Bothering Bob

 * 1) Nuts (second instance)

The Loophole

 * 1) My hymen
 * 2) Jesus
 * 3) The birds and bees
 * 4) Premarital sex
 * 5) Hell
 * 6) Go to fifth base
 * 7) Godless whore
 * 8) Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
 * Sex
 * 1) My vaginal virginity
 * 2) Take your cock out
 * 3) Shove it in my ass
 * 4) Fuck me until you cum
 * 5) Don't touch my clitoris
 * 6) Profylactics
 * 7) Sluts
 * 8) Anally copulate
 * 9) Sodomy
 * 10) Straight
 * 11) Butt
 * 12) Gays
 * 13) Losing my cherry

Every Night Is Buggery Night

 * 1) EVERY NIGHT IS BUGGERY NIGHT
 * 2) GAY SEX ORGY

Margaret Thatcher is Dead

 * 1) DING DONG, THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD
 * 2) IT’S A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE (87) YEARS AGO

Brown Action

 * 1) BROWN ACTIIOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

I Long For The Great Release That Death Will Bring

 * 1) I LONG FOR THE GREAT RELEASE THAT DEATH WILL BRING

What Kind Of Women Do You Prefer?

 * 1) BIG TITS
 * 2) FAT ARSE

Satan is Alive

 * 1) SATAN IS ALIVE
 * 6,6,6

Gay Britain

 * 1) GAY BRITAIN

Helmet Cheese

 * 1) HELMET CHEESE
 * 2) COCK CHEESE
 * 3) KNOB CHEESE
 * 4) SMEGMA

The Truth About the Website housepricecrash.co.uk

 * 1) The website is filled with STR retards
 * 2) The website is full of morons
 * 3) The website is complete and utter rubbish
 * 4) The website is absolute bilge
 * 5) The website is for losers

Think Wedge

 * 1) THINK WEDGE
 * 2) DO YOU THINK WEDGE?

I Love Snatch

 * 1) I LOVE SNATCH
 * 2) SNATCH

Britain Is a Dump

 * 1) Shithole

More Abusive Terms Used Against Gays

 * 1) Fruit
 * 2) Arse Bandit
 * 3) Shit Stabber
 * 4) Turd Burglar
 * 5) Bumhole Explorer
 * 6) Chocolate Starfish Invader

Crazy Bitch

 * 1) Gettin' fuckin' laid
 * 2) You're a crazy bitch
 * 3) Fuck (so good)
 * 4) Doin' you all night
 * 5) Fuck you so good
 * 6) I like the way you fuck me

State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen, Studio Project

 * 1) Sexual favors
 * Sex
 * 1) Sexual advancements
 * 2) Oral sex
 * 3) Suck my dick (x3)
 * 4) Fuck you (x2)
 * 5) Go fuck yourself (x2)
 * 6) Fuck you (again)
 * 7) Your momma
 * 8) I've got a big ol' donkey dick for that ass
 * 9) I don't fuck girls
 * 10) I fuck boys
 * 11) White boys
 * 12) Butt boys
 * 13) Big butts
 * 14) You look like a queer
 * 15) Queer
 * 16) Stupid (x3)
 * 17) You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass
 * 18) I don't give a fuck
 * 19) That motherfucker asked me to eat his ass (for a bag of coffee)
 * 20) Nasty ass [judge]
 * 21) I'm gonna knock their brains out with a fuckin' hammer
 * 22) Well if you're not gonna suck my dick, sir, I don't wanna be here
 * Ass

O.J.

 * 1) Get yer fuckin' ass over here!

NFL Focuses On Woke Losers Kneeling During National Anthem On Thanksgiving

 * 1) Like a little fucking bitch

The Neverending Story 3 (Rock Biter Rant/Ending)

 * 1) Anal raping
 * 2) What a fucking hypocritical world
 * 3) Fucking (many instances)
 * 4) Don't fucking believe me!?
 * 5) You fucking fuck fuck
 * 6) Dick
 * 7) (Bulging) testicles
 * 8) Buttfuck him
 * 9) Shooting (it) in the balls
 * 10) Raping (it)
 * 11) You DARE not fucking believe me!?
 * 12) Cocksucking WHORE!
 * 13) I'm fucking the [DVD!] (x2)
 * 14) Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Flubber

 * 1) Softcore porn

X-Treme Torture

 * 1) Boobies (at the confession cam)

Brunch of Disgustingness

 * 1) [Beef] testicle [bourguignon]
 * 2) Testicles?

Total Rickall (Rick's Catchphrases)

 * 1) AIDS
 * 2) [Lick lick] lick my BALLLLS!

Meeseeks and Destroy

 * 1) What the fuck is going on?

Ricksy Business (Rick's New Catchphrase)

 * 1) I don't give a FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like a Motherfucker

 * 1) [This summer's] (gonna hurt like a) motherfucker

Hump Day

 * 1) HUMP [DAYYYYYY!]

Bikini Bottom Boogie

 * 1) Kiss my jellyfish

04/26/1991 (Things That Are Stiff)

 * 1) (An) erection

New Americana

 * 1) High on (legal) marijuana

Right Back At It Again

 * 1) Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

In Support Of

 * 1) [Do you want] breasts?

The Lazy Song

 * 1) Have some really nice sex

A Little Piece Of Heaven in 33 Styles (Avenged Sevenfold cover)

 * 1) Erectile dysfunction

Welcome To The Jungle in 20 Styles (Guns N Roses cover)

 * 1) You're gonna die, bitch

Secrets of Life

 * 1) Pooping (second instance)
 * 2) I'm gay
 * 3) This awesome fuckin' [song]

Source #28: We're the Millers (Skateboard Drawing)

 * 1) A penis
 * 2) Balls
 * 3) A big black dick (x2)
 * 4) Black cock

Source #29: Rocket Power Lost Episode

 * 1) Oh my god, it's so fucking gay
 * 2) What's so fucking gay?
 * 3) My [name] is so fucking gay
 * 4) My dad's gay
 * 5) So gay
 * 6) Don't be such a selfish, goddamn son of a bitch asshole, butt fuckin' idiot! Goddammit
 * Ah, go fuck yourself
 * 1) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeeah!
 * 2) You guys are in big fuckin' trouble now
 * 3) Took a shit [in his pool]
 * 4) Stop giving fucking
 * 5) Goddammit
 * 6) Fucks up (x2)
 * 7) Goddammit, you fucking idiot!
 * 8) This sucks [Tito] balls
 * 9) Shithead
 * 10) (I found) my balls
 * 11) Uhhhh (many instances)
 * 12) Hold my penis
 * 13) YOU ARE DEAD!
 * 14) Bullshit, you asshole
 * 15) Goddammit, why does that keep happening?
 * 16) That's it, you son of a bitch, you're dead
 * 17) Blow me
 * 18) YES!
 * 19) Dicks
 * 20) Oh shit!
 * 21) (Who's) dead
 * 22) WOMP!
 * 23) [Lars] really pisses me off
 * 24) What the hell's with that (purple) guy?
 * 25) YAY-UH!(x5)
 * 26) UGGGH!
 * 27) Jesus
 * Aw, he fucked up!
 * 1) What a douchebag
 * 2) THAT'S IT, YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD!
 * 3) Boner

Diarrhea

 * 1) Taco Bell
 * 2) Diarrhea (many instances)
 * 3) My butthole

#Blessed

 * 1) Fucked up
 * 2) Incest
 * 3) Chick-Fil-A
 * 4) Breast

YS 2 4EVR

 * 1) All over my face
 * 2) Victoria's Secret

Gonorrhea in Paradise

 * 1) Manspreadin'
 * 2) Her pussy
 * 3) Booty
 * 4) Gonorrhea (x2)
 * 5) My penis
 * 6) It really burns when I pee
 * 7) Screwing that beaver
 * 8) My dick
 * 9) Crabs
 * 10) Syphilis
 * 11) Chlamydia
 * HPV
 * 1) Always wear a rubber
 * 2) Nasty cooter

Homeschool Girl

 * 1) Masturbate
 * 2) Virgin

Titties

 * 1) Titties
 * 2) Big titties
 * 3) Triple A's
 * 4) Double D's
 * 5) Nipple pinch
 * 6) Motorboat
 * 7) Give ‘em a squeeze
 * 8) Flash me them knockers
 * 9) Erected a thousand dicks
 * 10) Cleavage
 * 11) Pair of boobs
 * 12) Tits

Two Weeks Notice

 * 1) I don't owe you shit and you sure as shit don't owe me
 * 2) Fuckin'
 * 3) No shit
 * 4) A fuckin' prick
 * 5) I don't give a damn
 * 6) They can all suck my dick

King of the One-Nut Rodeo

 * 1) Balls
 * 2) Sack
 * 3) My scrotum
 * 4) Neutered
 * 5) Bareback
 * 6) Fuckin'

Dog Raper

 * 1) He's a doooooog raper (x2)
 * 2) Fucks every (dog) in town
 * 3) He likes to fuck 'em all
 * 4) Doggy sex
 * 5) He fucks all he comes across
 * 6) He's gon' get that ass
 * 7) Rubs his jug
 * 8) Suck that (doggy's) dong

13 Miles

 * 1) Fuck ‘im from behind
 * 2) Scrotum
 * 3) Asshole

Happy Holidays, You Bastard

 * 1) Suck me off
 * 2) Touch my cock
 * 3) Ejaculate

Built This Pool

 * 1) I wanna see some naked dudes

Source #32: Spring Breakers

 * 1) It makes my tits look bigger

People Ain't No Good

 * 1) Bullshit

Fucked With An Anchor

 * 1) Fuck you. You're a fuckin' wanker
 * 2) We're gonna punch you right in the balls
 * 3) Fuck you with a fuckin' (anchor)
 * 4) You're all cunts so fuck you all
 * 5) Fuck you!
 * 6) Shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse
 * 7) Wank

Source #35: The Truman Show

 * 1) What the hell are you talkin' about? Who are you talkin' to!?

Kids

 * 1) Who the fuck do you think you talkin' to!?

I'm Gonna Give You AIDS

 * 1) AIDS
 * 2) Let me fuck you in your fucking ass
 * 3) Swallow my cum

I Lit Your Baby On Fire

 * 1) Drugs

The Best

 * 1) Social justice warrior

Amy's Baking Company

 * 1) Fuck off (x2)
 * 2) Fuck yourself!
 * 3) Get out, you motherfucker!
 * 4) Don't fuck with me!
 * 5) Who the fuck do you think you are?
 * 6) You want to fuck with me?
 * 7) I won't fuck with you
 * 8) Fuckin'
 * 9) Fuck you (x5)
 * 10) You are a little pansy!
 * 11) You motherfuckers!

We Are All on Drugs

 * 1) On drugs

Cola

 * 1) My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Microsoft Windows Waltz

 * 1) Shit