Caveman from Geico (Edited)

by NewPCPro1333

News Transcript
(Scene: News Video)

(Title Card: geico.com's So Easy a Fuckhead Can Do It - Offensive?)

SPOKESMAN: How can it be offensive if it's true?

CAVEMAN: Okay, first of all, fuckhead. Fuck you! I'm not 100% in love with an asshole right motherfucking now.

SPOKESMAN: My asshole aside historically that you fuckheads have struggled to take a shit.

CAVEMAN: Yeah, right. Fucking pussy upright, discovering Satan, inventing the sex for all mankind. You're goddamn right, good point. Sorry we couldn't get that to you sooner…you MOTHERFUCKER!!!

SPOKESMAN: Connie, your reaction.

CONNIE: I'm so horny.

CAVEMAN: Yeah, fuckhead!!!

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: geico.com)

(Phone# 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: or call the fucking cock near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen goddamn motherfucking minutes could fucking save you fifteen goddamn fucking percent or more on oral sex.

CAVEMAN: Fuck off, Connie, you ugly skanky bitch!!! Get the fuck out of my fucking screen. Asshole!!!

CONNIE: I'm gonna get laid with a gay bitch tonight!!!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Fuckhead
 * 2) Fuck you
 * 3) Asshole
 * 4) My asshole
 * 5) Fuckheads
 * 6) Take a shit
 * 7) Fucking
 * 8) Pussy
 * 9) Satan
 * Sex
 * 1) You motherfucker
 * 2) I'm so horny - Nirvana: Lithium
 * 3) Goddamn motherfuckng
 * 4) Oral sex
 * 5) Fuck off
 * 6) Skanky bitch
 * 7) Fuck
 * 8) Get laid
 * 9) Gay bitch

Restaurant Transcript
Man: At GEICO.com, you can handle all your masturbation needs online. It's so easy, a fuckhead can do it. Seriously, we apologize. We have no idea you fuckheads are still around.

Caveman #1: Yeah. Next time, maybe suck my fucking cock.

Waiter (voice only): Retards, are you all ready to order?

Caveman #2: I'll have a roast duck penis with testicles.

Caveman #1: I don't have much of a fucking appetite, thank you, Retard.

Caveman #2: What a no good punk ass son of a bitch!!! Arrogant prick!!!

(Cut to GEICO logo)

(URL: geico.com)

(PHONE# 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: or call the son of a bitch office near you)

VO: Geico, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on cocaine and marijuana.

Caveman #1: What the fuck do you little pricks want!!!

Caveman #2: Fuck this shit!!! That fucking wanker!!!

Caveman #1: This retard is going to kill God because God is a Retard and Donald Trump is a punk Retard!!!

Caveman #2: Vince McHitler is going to suck John Cena's penis and balls and nipples all motherfucking night until the sun rises so Fuck the world!

Man: Xia Li is a '''retard, she can lick my anus!!! You Retard!!! I hope Vince McCunt gets raped by a group of silverbacks and can go fuck himself right up his Ass!!! Vince McCuntCancer, you retard!!! Fuck you, Vince McAssCancer!!! Why do retards want to go see movies at the stupid movie theaters nowadays, they want to get some fucking gay pussy-ass popcorn and some shitty sodas!!! Fuck Donald Trump, I personally hope he gets raped in prison!!! I love masturbating and I love cock!!! I want to rape gay bitches and slutty lesbians!!!'''

Sound Clips

 * 1) Masturbation
 * 2) Fuckhead
 * 3) Fuckheads
 * 4) Suck my fucking cock
 * 5) Retard
 * 6) Penis
 * 7) Testicles
 * 8) Fucking
 * 9) Punk ass son of a bitch
 * 10) Prick
 * 11) Son of a bitch
 * 12) Cocaine
 * 13) Marijuana
 * 14) Fuck
 * 15) Pricks
 * 16) Fuck this shit
 * 17) Fucking wanker

Sound Clips

 * 1) I Am Gay
 * 2) Venereal Disease
 * 3) Ace
 * 4) Balls
 * 5) Balls
 * 6) Dog in the Ass
 * 7) Your Dad