Verne Troyer Switched to Geico

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Rick Wilson is a real GayCo customer and not an actor. To help tell his story, we hired a small faggot.

Originally asked to switch to GayCo and save cum

Yeah that's right bitch I was fucking your mom

Brittany Robertson and Aimee Teegarden got fucking murdered in fucking Scream 4, fuck these fucking skanky bitches!!!

Emma Roberts is an Asshole!!!

Scream 4 end credits are a croak of shit!!!

Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall, these characters are such whiny assholes!!!

Fuck Jill Roberts!!!

Bad Moms is a much better comedy than Bridesmaids!!!

All I have to say is that Donald Trump is a piece of shit and he can suck my dick!!! Donald Trump is a no good son of a bitch and an asshole!!! Donald Trump can eat shit and kiss my ass!!! I hope Donald Trump gets raped by prisoners and gangs will fuck his ass up.

Fuck the World!!!

Fuck you Aimee Teegarden!!!

Fuck you Emma Roberts!!!

'''Fuck you Trump!!! Fuck you, cock-sucking faggot!!!'''

Fuck you all to Hell, fuck off, Alison Brie!

Your daddy's a dickhead and he got raped by an absolute piece of shit and a stupid dumbass!!

Why are you so fucking stupid!

Emma Roberts is a crackhead bitch!!

I can make life a nightmare for you and your dumb little fucktard children. You understand!!

Stop dicking around or I will bust your fucking head wide open. You hear me!!!

GayCo, real gay skanky bitches who love to dick around and masturbate in front of the faggot ass police!

Call GayCo, 20 goddamn minutes could save you 20 motherfucking percent or more on free porno mags and crack cocaine and marijuana!

Suck my 12-inch penis! Go to Hell, skanky bitch! Eat twat and lick my cunt you dumb beaver-toothed motherfucker!

Britt Robertson can fuck herself and get gang-raped by the cock-sucking police! Donald Trump is a no good cocksucker who got arrested and I hope he gets raped by a group of silverbacks even more, I wish Donald Trump was dead!

That retard Donald Trump is gonna rot in Hell for trying to change the results of the 2020 presidential election. I want that retard to burn in Hell! I will fuck his children so far up their asses and I will rape his children and then murder them!



Sound Clips

 * 1) Small
 * 2) Faggot
 * 3) GayCo
 * Cum
 * Sex
 * 1) Bitch
 * 2) Fucking your mom
 * 3) Fucking murdered
 * 4) Fucking skanky bitches
 * 5) Asshole
 * 6) Croak of shit
 * 7) Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall
 * 8) Whiny Assholes
 * 9) Fuck Jill Roberts
 * 10) Bad Moms
 * 11) Donald Trump is a piece of shit
 * 12) Suck my dick
 * 13) Son of a bitch
 * 14) Eat shit and kiss my ass
 * 15) Raped
 * 16) Fuck his ass up
 * 17) Fuck the world
 * 18) Fuck you Aimee Teegarden
 * 19) Fuck you Emma Roberts
 * 20) Fuck you Trump
 * 21) Fuck you, cock-sucking faggot
 * 22) Fuck you all to hell
 * 23) Fuck off, Alison Brie
 * 24) Dickhead
 * 25) Absolute piece of shit
 * 26) Stupid dumbass
 * 27) Fucking stupid
 * 28) Crackhead bitch
 * 29) Dumb little fucktard children
 * 30) Dicking around
 * 31) Bust your fucking head wide open
 * 32) Gay skanky bitches
 * 33) Dick around
 * 34) Masturbate
 * 35) Faggot Ass
 * 36) Goddamn
 * 37) Motherfucking
 * 38) Free porno mags
 * 39) Crack cocaine
 * 40) Marijuana
 * 41) Suck my 12-inch penis
 * 42) Skanky bitch
 * 43) Eat twat
 * 44) Lick my cunt
 * 45) Beaver-toothed motherfucker
 * 46) Gang-raped
 * 47) Cock-sucking
 * 48) Cocksucker
 * 49) I wish Donald Trump was dead
 * 50) Retard
 * 51) Rot in Hell
 * 52) Burn in Hell
 * 53) Fuck his children so far up their asses
 * 54) Rape his children and then murder them