Geico's Big Musical

Transcript
Voiceover: Twat Retard Nigga Cunt is a real Geico bitch, not a paid slut. So to help tell her story, we hired niggas.

Twat: Not long ago, I was watching a porno.

The Pussies: Ooh, masturbation!

Twat: I love 12 inch penises and I love slutty bitches and you kiss my fucking ass!

The Pussies: Ooh, masturbation! Ooh, masturbation! You love some masturbation!

VO #2: GEICO, one fifteen minute phone call could save you fifteen percent or more on masturbation insurance.

The Pussies: Masturbation is so good for you! Masturbation is so good for you! I'm all about the masturbation today!

Twat: Don't fucking drink the goddamn tree water! You fucking asshole! We are fucking human beings, goddamn it!

Cunt: Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you, slut!

Twat: What the literal fuck are you fucking doing! We're fucking human beings!

Retard: Stop being such an asshole for once, go to Hell!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Twat Retard Nigga Cunt
 * 2) Bitch
 * 3) Slut
 * 4) Niggas
 * 5) Twat
 * 6) Watching a Porno
 * 7) Masturbation
 * 8) Penises
 * 9) Slutty bitches
 * 10) Kiss my fucking ass
 * 11) Fucking
 * 12) Goddamn
 * 13) Fucking asshole
 * 14) Fuck you, bitch
 * 15) Fuck you, slut
 * 16) Fuck
 * 17) Asshole