Sound Source Ideas

Rule #2 of the Sound Sources page states "Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds." This page is for sounds that you personally feel would make good sounds for edits.

First, just to clarify things. If something is in a bracket (ex. [Winter's] fucked up), that text is unnecessary, it's just to make things easier to understand as a full sentence. If there is an asterisk, there are additional notes. If it's in parentheses, it's optional to use.

Winter's Fucked Up Link

 * 1) It's such a fucking bitch
 * 2) I cannot walk ten feet without falling on my ass
 * 3) [Winter's] fucked up (x2)
 * 4) [The snow] (is too) fucking thick
 * 5) [Winter] can suck my dick
 * 6) I don't give a fuck
 * AH, FUCK!
 * 1) [Winter] fucking blows
 * 2) (Homicidal) ho
 * 3) A load of shit
 * 4) [Frostbite] fucked up (my skin)
 * 5) [Summer's] hot as balls
 * 6) (Other) gay (stuff)
 * 7) [Californians] are lucky bastards
 * 8) How long will this bitch last
 * 9) [I hope] this shit [melts fast]
 * 10) Fuck [winter] in the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

Platypus (I Hate You) Link

 * 1) You ain't worth the shit under my shoes or the piss on the ground
 * 2) Shit out of luck
 * 3) Dickhead, fuckface, cocksmoking, motherfucking asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen
 * 4) Piss on your (grave)

2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival Meltdown Link

 * 1) Fuck this shit (x2)
 * 2) Gimme a fuckin' break
 * 3) One minute fuckin' left
 * 4) (You're gonna give me) fuckin' one minute?
 * 5) Look at that fuckin' sign right there
 * 6) Lemme fuckin' tell you something
 * 7) (You're gonna give me) one fuckin' minute!?
 * 8) You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!
 * 9) You're fuckin' kidding me!
 * 10) What the fuck!?
 * 11) I'm not fuckin' (Justin Bieber), you motherfuckers!
 * 12) You gotta be fuckin' jokin'!
 * 13) This is a fuckin' joke!
 * 14) God fuckin' love you all!

F.O.D. Link

 * 1) Fuck off and die

Letterbomb Link

 * 1) Where have all the bastards gone?
 * 2) You better run for your fuckin' life!

Brain Stew Link

 * 1) Fucked up

Bab's Uvula Who? Link

 * 1) Fuckin' everything up

St. Jimmy Link

 * 1) A little bag of dope
 * 2) Son of a bitch

Armatage Shanks Link

 * 1) I'm gettin' pissed

2000 Light Years Away Link

 * 1) All damn night long

Youngblood Link

 * 1) Fuckin' genius

Let Yourself Go Link

 * 1) I don't give a damn
 * 2) Steppin' in shit
 * 3) I don't give a fuck
 * 4) Cut the crap
 * 5) Fuckin' with my head

Geek Stink Breath Link

 * 1) Methamphetamine

Homecoming Link

 * 1) (The last of the) dope
 * 2) What the hell's your name
 * 3) Fucked up
 * 4) Get me the fuck right out of here
 * 5) [I play] the shit outta [drums]

American Eulogy Link

 * 1) A bunch of niggers
 * 2) I don't give a shit about (the modern age)

The Static Age Link

 * 1) What a fuckin' tragedy
 * 2) All I wanna know is a goddamn thing

Walking Contradiction Link

 * 1) Smart ass

86 Link

 * 1) Kick you in the ass

The Grouch Link

 * 1) Shitty old man
 * 2) Fuck you (many instances)
 * 3) [Glory days] don't mean shit to me
 * 4) Life's a bitch
 * 5) Fuckin' up
 * 6) (I don't) have sex

American Idiot Link

 * 1) Mind fuck
 * 2) Faggot

Minority Link

 * 1) Fuck ‘em all

My Generation (The Who cover) Link

 * 1) Fuck that shit!

Before the Lobotomy Link

 * 1) Fucked up

King for a Day Link

 * 1) A leather thong
 * 2) Drag queen

East Jesus Nowhere Link

 * 1) I never asked you a goddamn thing!

Boulevard of Broken Dreams Link

 * 1) Fucked up

Longview Link

 * 1) I'm sick of all the same old shit
 * 2) Fuckin' lazy
 * 3) When masturbation's lost it’s fun, you're fuckin' lonely

Jesus of Suburbia Link

 * 1) Ritalin
 * 2) Mary Jane
 * 3) Doin' (someone else's) cocaine
 * 4) (Everyone's) so full of shit
 * 5) Retarded
 * 6) A million and one fuckin' times

Fuck Time Link

 * Oh, baby, baby, it's fuck time
 * 1) (moaning)
 * 2) (laughter)

Take Back Link

 * 1) I want to break your fuckin' teeth

Christian's Inferno Link

 * 1) (isolated evil laughter) Link

Unknown MTV Interview Link

 * 1) Completely sucks ass

Uncle Ben Link

 * 1) [But I'm] Aunt Jemima!
 * 2) Slave
 * 3) Breast milk
 * 4) Dammit, (woman!)
 * 5) [I'm] Uncle Ben
 * 6) (We know) white people (don't clean they own house)
 * 7) Slaves
 * 8) (These streets are gon' eat you alive), you [chocolatey] nigga
 * 9) You [chocolate] bitch

Celebrity Jeopardy: Sean Connery vs. Minnie Driver vs. Jeff Goldblum Link

 * 1) (The) rapists

Celebrity Jeopardy: Tom Cruise vs. Adam Sandler vs. Sean Connery Link

 * 1) [Famous] titties

Celebrity Jeopardy: Nicolas Cage vs. Calista Flockhart vs. Sean Connery Link

 * 1) (The) penis [mightier]

Celebrity Jeopardy: Robin Williams vs. Catherine Zeta-Jones vs. Sean Connery Link

 * 1) Anal [bum cover]

Celebrity Jeopardy: Chris Tucker vs. Anne Heche vs. Sean Connery Link

 * 1) Whore semen (used as horse semen)
 * 2) Whore
 * 3) Semen

Celebrity Jeopardy: Dave Matthews vs. Bjork vs. Sean Connery Link

 * 1) I have a hard on

Celebrity Jeopardy: Bill Cosby vs. Sharon Osbourne vs. Sean Connery Link

 * 1) [Jap] anus [relations]

Celebrity Jeopardy: Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Tom Hanks vs. Sean Connery Link

 * 1) (Catch the) semen

Celebrity Jeopardy: Sean Connery vs. Justin Bieber vs. Tony Bennett Link

 * 1) Whore (ads)
 * 2) (Le) tits (now)
 * 3) Bonjour, mademoiselle! I'd like to see le tits now!

Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls Link

 * 1) My balls
 * 2) Tell us about your balls
 * 3) Would you like to see my balls now
 * 4) You have some beautiful balls
 * 5) Your balls are a little misshapen
 * 6) Can I touch your balls?
 * 7) I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball
 * 8) I like the way your balls smell
 * 9) My balls are here for your pleasure
 * 10) No one can resist my [Schweddy] Balls
 * 11) Salty nuts
 * 12) Ballsack
 * 13) A sack of [Schweddy] Balls

Weekend Update 03/17/1979 Link

 * 1) [Jane], you ignorant slut

New Annie Link

 * 1) How do my boobs look?
 * 2) Who the hell is this sexy rich bastard?
 * 3) I will slap you right now

Prom Limo Link

 * 1) I lost my virginity

Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood: Puppet ShowLink

 * 1) I'm so glad the bitch is gone
 * 2) WHO IS IT!?

The Science Room with Mr. Science Link

 * 1) You can’t be this fucking stupid

Weekend Update 04/12/1997Link

 * 1) What the fuck was that?

Biker Chick Chat Link

 * 1) I fuckin' love you for that

What Up With That: Samuel L. Jackson and Carrie Brownstein Link

 * 1) Fuck

02/21/1981 Goodnights Link

 * 1) I'd like to know who the fuck did it

Racist Word Association Link

 * 1) Negro
 * 2) Whitey
 * 3) Tarbaby
 * 4) Ofay
 * 5) Jungle bunny (x2)
 * 6) Peckerwood
 * 7) Burrhead
 * 8) Cracker
 * 9) Spearchucker
 * 10) White trash
 * 11) Honky
 * 12) Spade
 * 13) Honky-honky
 * 14) Nigger
 * 15) Dead honky
 * 16) Your momma!
 * 17) Your grandmomma!

Kristen Stewart Monologue Link

 * 1) The coolest fuckin' thing ever

Holiday Baking Championship 2020 Link

 * 1) Penis and balls

Debbie Downer at Disney World Link

 * 1) Deadly terrorist attacks
 * 2) I can't have children
 * 3) (Feline) AIDS

Colonel Angus Link

 * 1) Colonel Angus (many instances) (used as cunnilingus)
 * 2) Anal
 * 3) Anal Angus (many instances) (used as analingus)

Will Ferrell Audition Link

 * 1) Sweet Jesus! (last instance)
 * 2) [GET OFF THE] GODDAMN [SHED!]

Weekend Update 10/09/1993

 * 1) Anal rape

Martin Lawrence Monologue (Unedited Version)

 * 1) Washin' your ass
 * 2) Douche!
 * 3) I don't give a damn what you do
 * 4) In your ass
 * 5) A stick-up up in your ass
 * 6) Yeast infection

Weekend Update 05/07/2011 Link

 * 1) Spicy

You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown Link

 * Ah, you bitch!

Norm Macdonald Monologue Link

 * 1) So goddamn funny

Firehouse Incident Link

 * 1) SHUT UP!!! (x5)

The Queen's Gambit Pitch Link

 * 1) Porn
 * 2) Suck ass
 * 3) Damn bitch (x2)

Weekend Update 5/22/2021 Link

 * 1) Chrissy Teigen

More Cowbell Link

 * 1) [Perform] the hell outta (this)

Come Back, Barack Link

 * 1) Like really bad, like world war bad, like nuclear bad
 * 2) So damn happy
 * 3) I'm in hell
 * 4) 2020
 * 5) What the hell we gon' do?
 * 6) Joe Biden

Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks Link

 * 1) Not a damn thing
 * 2) Black Lives Matter ("black" taken from "Black Jeopardy" and "lives matter" taken from "lives that matter")

Delicious Dish: Dusty Muffin Link

 * 1) My muffin
 * 2) I can't wait to taste your muffin
 * 3) Your muffin is remarkably velvety
 * 4) A more drier, crusty muffin
 * 5) Yeasty muffins
 * 6) A yeasty muffin
 * 7) My muffin hasn't had cherry
 * 8) Your muffin just squirted in my mouth
 * 9) I was so concerned with how my muffin looked
 * 10) This is my muffin and I don't care how it looks
 * 11) My giant dusty muffin
 * 12) What are you waiting for, stupid?
 * 13) Some really sweet muffin shots online
 * 14) [Pork] buns

Weekend Update 05/18/2013 Link

 * 1) Anderson Cooper

The Kim Kardashian Fairytale Divorce Special on E! Link

 * 1) Anuses

Space Invader Link

 * 1) Ya know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room

Source #5: Sausage Party
Link
 * 1) (moaning) (many instances)
 * 2) [Extra] virgin [olive oil]
 * 3) You wanna kiss me, mothafucka? Well, let me tell you a little secret. I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.
 * 4) Oh yeah, [Frank], that's it! Oh yeah, it's dinner time!
 * 5) I'm actually over here jerkin' off with these fellas
 * 6) Jesus fuckin' Christ!
 * 7) Pretty fucking sure I am
 * 8) Oh shit. Now it's on.
 * 9) Nein!
 * 10) Yeah, cracka! Take that [grit] dick, bitch! You like (grits) in yo ass, cracka?
 * 11) OH YEAH! FUCK YOU!
 * 12) I'M BLOWING MY FUCKING LOAD!
 * 13) OH FUCK!
 * 14) My dick is drained

Live Fast, Diarrhea Link

 * 1) Diarrhea!

Jospeh Smith, American Moses Link

 * 1) I'm going to fuck this baby
 * 2) Don't fuck the baby
 * 3) Do not fuck a baby
 * 4) AIDS
 * 5) Fuck this (frog)
 * 6) Fucked (the frog)
 * 7) Your (village) is shit
 * 8) [Take these] fucking [golden plates]
 * 9) Here are the fucking directions (Broadway slime tutorial only)
 * 10) I cut off my daughter's clitoris
 * 11) Clit
 * 12) Clitoris
 * 13) Clitoris man
 * 14) Fuck (frog)
 * 15) AIDS (frog)
 * 16) Clit face
 * 17) Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!
 * 18) Shit come out the butt
 * 19) OH FUCK!
 * 20) (fart)
 * 21) IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (used as a scream)
 * 22) Jesus
 * 23) Fuck your woman
 * 24) Fuck your man
 * 25) [Mormons] fuck all that they can
 * 26) Now we are fucking
 * 27) [God wants us] fucking
 * 28) Get back to fucking

Making Things Up Again Link

 * 1) AIDS (x2)
 * 2) Christ
 * 3) This is bullshit
 * 4) Sleeping with a virgin
 * 5) I'm going to go and rape a baby
 * 6) WHAT!? OH MY! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
 * 7) Sleeping with a baby
 * 8) You shall not have sex with that infant
 * 9) Lay with that infant
 * 10) Uh-huh (x2)
 * 11) Laid with the (frog)
 * 12) Jesus
 * NO!
 * 1) Cut off his daughter's clitoris
 * 2) Huh?
 * 3) Circumcised
 * 4) Clitoris (x2)
 * 5) YES! YES HE DID!
 * 6) Got fucked

Sal Tlay Ka Siti Link

 * 1) Shitty

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Link

 * 1) No! Please, I don't wanna go back!
 * 2) (evil laughter)
 * 3) Hell (many instances)
 * 4) Satan
 * 5) Jesus (x3)
 * 6) Jesus hates you
 * 7) Lucifer
 * 8) Genghis Khan
 * 9) Jeffrey Dahmer
 * 10) Hitler
 * 11) Johnnie Cochran
 * 12) Killed millions of Jews
 * 13) Slaughtered
 * 14) O.J.

Fire and Blood Link

 * 1) Come on, you sorry sons of whores

What Is Dead May Never Die Link

 * 1) Get up, you lazy sons of whores

What's Bothering Bob Link

 * 1) Nuts (second instance)

The Loophole Link

 * 1) My hymen
 * 2) Jesus
 * 3) The birds and bees
 * 4) Premarital sex
 * 5) Hell
 * 6) Go to fifth base
 * 7) Godless whore
 * 8) Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
 * Sex
 * 1) My vaginal virginity
 * 2) Take your cock out
 * 3) Shove it in my ass
 * 4) Fuck me until you cum
 * 5) Don't touch my clitoris
 * 6) Profylactics
 * 7) Sluts
 * 8) Anally copulate
 * 9) Sodomy
 * 10) Straight
 * 11) Butt
 * 12) Gays
 * 13) Losing my cherry

Every Night Is Buggery Night

 * 1) EVERY NIGHT IS BUGGERY NIGHT
 * 2) GAY SEX ORGY

Margaret Thatcher is Dead

 * 1) DING DONG, THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD
 * 2) IT’S A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE (87) YEARS AGO

Brown Action

 * 1) BROWN ACTIIOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

I Long For The Great Release That Death Will Bring

 * 1) I LONG FOR THE GREAT RELEASE THAT DEATH WILL BRING

What Kind Of Women Do You Prefer?

 * 1) BIG TITS
 * 2) FAT ARSE

Satan is Alive

 * 1) SATAN IS ALIVE
 * 6,6,6

Gay Britain

 * 1) GAY BRITAIN

Helmet Cheese

 * 1) HELMET CHEESE
 * 2) COCK CHEESE
 * 3) KNOB CHEESE
 * 4) SMEGMA

The Truth About the Website housepricecrash.co.uk

 * 1) The website is filled with STR retards
 * 2) The website is full of morons
 * 3) The website is complete and utter rubbish
 * 4) The website is absolute bilge
 * 5) The website is for losers

Think Wedge

 * 1) THINK WEDGE
 * 2) DO YOU THINK WEDGE?

I Love Snatch

 * 1) I LOVE SNATCH
 * 2) SNATCH

Britain Is a Dump

 * 1) Shithole

More Abusive Terms Used Against Gays

 * 1) Fruit
 * 2) Arse Bandit
 * 3) Shit Stabber
 * 4) Turd Burglar
 * 5) Bumhole Explorer
 * 6) Chocolate Starfish Invader

There Is Always Hell To Pay For a Boom

 * 1) THERE IS ALWAYS HELL TO PAY FOR A BOOM

Gavin Greenway Is a Rent Forever Loser

 * 1) GAVIN GREENWAY IS A RENT FOREVER LOSER

The Real Face of Satan

 * 1) THE REAL FACE OF SATAN
 * 2) (creepy ass music)

Smegma Cock Cheese 1

 * 1) SMEGMA, COCK CHEESE!

Crazy Bitch Link

 * 1) Gettin' fuckin' laid
 * 2) You're a crazy bitch
 * 3) Fuck (so good)
 * 4) Doin' you all night
 * 5) Fuck you so good
 * 6) I like the way you fuck me

State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen, Studio Project Link

 * 1) Sexual favors
 * Sex
 * 1) Sexual advancements
 * 2) Oral sex
 * 3) Suck my dick (x3)
 * 4) Fuck you (x2)
 * 5) Go fuck yourself (x2)
 * 6) Fuck you (again)
 * 7) Your momma
 * 8) I've got a big ol' donkey dick for that ass
 * 9) I don't fuck girls
 * 10) I fuck boys
 * 11) White boys
 * 12) Butt boys
 * 13) Big butts
 * 14) You look like a queer
 * 15) Queer
 * 16) Stupid (x3)
 * 17) You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass
 * 18) I don't give a fuck
 * 19) That motherfucker asked me to eat his ass (for a bag of coffee)
 * 20) Nasty ass [judge]
 * 21) I'm gonna knock their brains out with a fuckin' hammer
 * 22) Well if you're not gonna suck my dick, sir, I don't wanna be here
 * Ass

O.J. Link

 * 1) Get yer fuckin' ass over here!

NFL Focuses On Woke Losers Kneeling During National Anthem On Thanksgiving Link

 * 1) Like a little fucking bitch

The Neverending Story 3 (Rock Biter Rant/Ending)

 * 1) Anal raping
 * 2) What a fucking hypocritical world
 * 3) (crying) (x2)
 * 4) Fucking (many instances)
 * 5) Don't fucking believe me!?
 * 6) You fucking fuck fuck
 * 7) Dick
 * 8) (Bulging) testicles
 * 9) Buttfuck him
 * 10) Shooting (it) in the balls
 * 11) Raping (it)
 * 12) You DARE not fucking believe me!?
 * 13) (laughter)
 * 14) Cocksucking WHORE!
 * 15) I'm fucking the [DVD!] (x2)
 * 16) Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Flubber

 * 1) Softcore porn

X-Treme Torture Link

 * 1) Boobies (at the confession cam)

Brunch of Disgustingness Link

 * 1) [Beef] testicle [bourguignon]
 * 2) Testicles?

Total Rickall Link

 * 1) AIDS
 * 2) [Lick lick] lick my BALLLLS!

Meeseeks and Destroy Link

 * 1) What the fuck is going on?

Ricksy Business Link

 * 1) I don't give a FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Anatomy Park Link

 * 1) Puffy vagina

A Rickconvenient Mort Link

 * 1) Fuck you

This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like a Motherfucker Link

 * 1) [This summer's] (gonna hurt like a) motherfucker

Hump Day Link

 * 1) HUMP [DAYYYYYY!]

Laughing Dog Link

 * 1) (laughter up until the announcer starts talking)
 * 2) (howl)

Snowball Fight With Randy Johnson

 * 1) Balls (snowball fight)

Tiny House Link

 * 1) Too small

Gecko Shower Link

 * 1) Well, that's uncalled for

Golf Cart Link

 * 1) Amateur

Kung Fu Fighting Link

 * 1) HI-YAH!

Tree Falling In The Forest Link

 * 1) (scream)

Aw Snap: Oddly Appropriate Segues Link

 * 1) Oh yeah, baby!

The First Heckler Link

 * 1) (laughter)
 * 2) Your mom!
 * 3) Boring!

Mayonnaise Sandwich

 * 1) Sacrifice

Hand Raise Link

 * 10,000 times

Pet Possum Link

 * 1) I think he's dead

Foghorn Leghorn Link

 * 1) Corn puddin'

Honest Abe Link

 * 1) Does this (dress) make my backside look big?

Little Richard Link

 * 1) WHOO! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
 * 2) HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

Airhorn Link

 * 1) Your mom
 * No

Don LaFontaine Link

 * 1) Blow

Caveman News Interview Link

 * 1) How could it be offensive if it's true?

Kwazy Crisps Link

 * 1) Cool

No Identity Revealed Link

 * 1) Hello
 * 2) Hitting me up for money

Butt Dial Link

 * 1) Butt

How the Gecko Connects Link

 * 1) Buns

Barbershop Quartet Basketball Link

 * 1) Balls (pass the ball)

Tony Little Link

 * 1) Yeah, baby!
 * 2) You can do it!

Caveman Doll Link

 * 1) Are you serious?

Car Constellation Link

 * 1) In the middle of the night

A Referee's Explanation Link

 * 1) Chicken tenders and tater tots
 * 2) Nachos

Gecko Buffalo Wings Link

 * 1) That's just too hot, mate

Slinky On An Escelator Link

 * 1) This is awesome

Spokesperson Auditions Link

 * 1) Well hello

Gecko Mini Golf Link

 * 1) Oh hello
 * 2) Whoa!

Robot Figures Link

 * 1) I will destroy you
 * 2) Excuse me

Maxwell Debut Link

 * 1) WHEE! (many instances)

Best of GEICO Winner Link

 * 1) Slather it all over

Gecko Cartoon Link

 * Hot

Bathroom Pressure Link

 * 1) Fantasy

Sleeping Beauty Link

 * No
 * 1) A model

McGruff Fights Baby Talk Link

 * 1) Poo poo
 * 2) In the bathroom

The Gecko Takes a Stroll Link

 * 1) [Chest]nuts

Bikini Bottom Boogie Link

 * 1) Kiss my jellyfish

04/26/1991 Link

 * 1) (An) erection

New Americana Link

 * 1) High on (legal) marijuana

Right Back At It Again Link

 * 1) Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

In Support Of Link

 * 1) [Do you want] breasts?

The Lazy Song Link

 * 1) Have some really nice sex

A Little Piece Of Heaven in 33 Styles (Avenged Sevenfold cover) Link

 * 1) Erectile dysfunction

Welcome To The Jungle in 20 Styles (Guns N Roses cover) Link

 * 1) You're gonna die, bitch

Secrets of Life Link

 * 1) Pooping (second instance)
 * 2) I'm gay
 * 3) This awesome fuckin' [song]

Source #28: We're the Millers
Link


 * 1) A penis
 * 2) Balls
 * 3) A big black dick (x2)
 * 4) Black cock

Source #29: Rocket Power Lost Episode
Link


 * 1) Oh my god, it's so fucking gay
 * 2) What's so fucking gay?
 * 3) My [name] is so fucking gay
 * 4) My dad's gay
 * 5) So gay
 * 6) Don't be such a selfish, goddamn son of a bitch asshole, butt fuckin' idiot! Goddammit
 * Ah, go fuck yourself
 * 1) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeeah!
 * 2) You guys are in big fuckin' trouble now
 * 3) Took a shit [in his pool]
 * 4) Stop giving fucking
 * 5) Goddammit
 * 6) Fucks up (x2)
 * 7) Goddammit, you fucking idiot!
 * Ah!
 * 1) This sucks [Tito] balls
 * 2) Shithead
 * 3) (I found) my balls
 * 4) Uhhhh (many instances)
 * 5) Hold my penis
 * 6) YOU ARE DEAD!
 * 7) Bullshit, you asshole
 * 8) Ahhhh! (x2)
 * 9) Goddammit, why does that keep happening?
 * 10) That's it, you son of a bitch, you're dead
 * 11) Blow me
 * 12) YES!
 * 13) Dicks
 * 14) Oh shit!
 * 15) (Who's) dead
 * 16) WOMP!
 * 17) [Lars] really pisses me off
 * 18) What the hell's with that (purple) guy?
 * 19) YAY-UH!(x5)
 * 20) UGGGH!
 * 21) Jesus
 * Aw, he fucked up!
 * 1) What a douchebag
 * 2) THAT'S IT, YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD!
 * 3) (beat-up sounds)
 * 4) (crying)
 * 5) Boner

Source #30: Undercover Funtime
Link

Diarrhea

 * 1) Taco Bell
 * 2) Diarrhea (many instances)
 * 3) My butthole

#Blessed

 * 1) Fucked up
 * 2) Incest
 * 3) Chick-Fil-A
 * 4) Breast

YS 2 4EVR

 * 1) All over my face
 * 2) Victoria's Secret

Gonorrhea in Paradise

 * 1) Manspreadin'
 * 2) Her pussy
 * 3) Booty
 * 4) Gonorrhea (x2)
 * 5) My penis
 * 6) It really burns when I pee
 * 7) Screwing that beaver
 * 8) My dick
 * 9) Crabs
 * 10) Syphilis
 * 11) Chlamydia
 * HPV
 * 1) Always wear a rubber
 * 2) Nasty cooter

Homeschool Girl

 * 1) Masturbate
 * 2) Virgin

Titties

 * 1) Titties
 * 2) Big titties
 * 3) Triple A's
 * 4) Double D's
 * 5) Nipple pinch
 * 6) Motorboat
 * 7) Give ‘em a squeeze
 * 8) Flash me them knockers
 * 9) Erected a thousand dicks
 * 10) Cleavage
 * 11) Pair of boobs
 * 12) Tits

Two Weeks Notice

 * 1) I don't owe you shit and you sure as shit don't owe me
 * 2) Fuckin'
 * 3) No shit
 * 4) A fuckin' prick
 * 5) I don't give a damn
 * 6) They can all suck my dick

King of the One-Nut Rodeo

 * 1) Balls
 * 2) Sack
 * 3) My scrotum
 * 4) Neutered
 * 5) Bareback
 * 6) Fuckin'

Dog Raper

 * 1) He's a doooooog raper (x2)
 * 2) Fucks every (dog) in town
 * 3) He likes to fuck 'em all
 * 4) Doggy sex
 * 5) He fucks all he comes across
 * 6) He's gon' get that ass
 * 7) Rubs his jug
 * 8) Suck that (doggy's) dong

13 Miles

 * 1) Fuck ‘im from behind
 * 2) Scrotum
 * 3) Asshole

Happy Holidays, You Bastard

 * 1) Suck me off
 * 2) Touch my cock
 * 3) Ejaculate

Built This Pool

 * 1) I wanna see some naked dudes

Source #32: Spring Breakers
Link


 * 1) It makes my tits look bigger

People Ain't No Good Link

 * 1) Bullshit

Fucked With An Anchor Link

 * 1) Fuck you. You're a fuckin' wanker
 * 2) We're gonna punch you right in the balls
 * 3) Fuck you with a fuckin' (anchor)
 * 4) You're all cunts so fuck you all
 * 5) Fuck you!
 * 6) Shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse
 * 7) Wank

Source #35: The Truman Show
Link


 * 1) What the hell are you talkin' about? Who are you talkin' to!?

Kids Link

 * 1) Who the fuck do you think you talkin' to!?

I'm Gonna Give You AIDS

 * 1) AIDS
 * 2) Let me fuck you in your fucking ass
 * 3) Swallow my cum

I Lit Your Baby On Fire

 * 1) Drugs

The Best Link

 * 1) Social justice warrior

The Treasure Link

 * 1) (fart)

The Singing (Filth, Filth, All Around) Link

 * 1) In your mouth

The Nest Link

 * 1) Pregnant

The Girlfriend Link

 * 1) Nipples!

The Drama Link

 * 1) Profanities

The World Link

 * 1) (screaming)

The Money Link

 * 1) Aah! What are we going to do!?

The Game Link

 * 1) 4/20

The Fuss (The Day) Link

 * 1) Dirty

Amy's Baking Company Link

 * 1) Fuck off (x2)
 * 2) Fuck yourself!
 * 3) Get out, you motherfucker!
 * 4) Don't fuck with me!
 * 5) Who the fuck do you think you are?
 * 6) You want to fuck with me?
 * 7) I won't fuck with you
 * 8) Fuckin'
 * 9) Fuck you (x5)
 * 10) You are a little pansy!
 * 11) You motherfuckers!

We Are All on Drugs Link

 * 1) On drugs

Cola Link

 * 1) My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Microsoft Windows Waltz Link

 * 1) Shit

Admiral Ackbar's Traptastic Sextravaganza (Episode 3)

 * 1) Goddammit

Thor's Kitchen 2: Thor Cooks a Pillow

 * 1) Tastes like shit

Source #45: Spaceballs
Link


 * 1) We ain't found shit

Scientific Stuff Link

 * 1) Diarrhea

Do Not Resuscitate

 * 1) What did one prick say to the other prick?

The Weight

 * 1) Look at this. The fifth question and the poor prick used all his lifelines.
 * 2) It’s Eggs!

I Don't Fuck With You Link

 * 1) I don't fuck with you
 * 2) You lil' stupid ass bitch
 * 3) I ain't fuckin' with you
 * 4) You lil' dumb ass bitch
 * 5) I got a million trillion things I’d rather fuckin' do
 * 6) I don't give a fuck
 * 7) Bitch, I don't give a fuck about you

From Justin to Kelly (ft. Nostalgia Chick)

 * 1) Crazed debauchery where young out-of-towners have drunken orgies on the sidewalk while being filmed

Signs Link

 * 1) SEEEEX!

Bloopers Link

 * 1) (loud fart)

Robotnik’s Face is Politically Incorrect Link

 * 1) Hamburger.

Jeraziah

 * 1) Your time has come!

8 Anita Sarkeesian Fails Link

 * 1) Anita Sarkeesian

Dan Blonsky‘s $4,000 question Link

 * 1) World Trade Center

Graveyard Shift Dub

 * 1) (loud scream from Squidward)

The Improv-ables React #15: YTP The Noncredibles

 * 1) Sex invention

The Shocker

 * 1) Gettin' a boner
 * 2) Dirty Sanchez
 * 3) Lube it up
 * 4) 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
 * 5) Booger sugar
 * 6) Hard meat stick
 * 7) Middle finger
 * 8) Do it in the bathroom
 * 9) Do it in your car
 * 10) Balls
 * 11) Vagina
 * 12) Butthole

Community Property

 * 1) A hooker
 * Gay
 * 1) My cock*
 * 2) Screw
 * 3) Swallowed my load
 * 4) My dick*
 * 5) Fondle my meat
 * 6) My crotch (radio edit only)
 * 7) My dong

Radio edit replaces it with “my dong“

Body (Aunt Flo) Link

 * 1) Aah! Help! I'm dying!
 * 2) Aunt Flo (x2)
 * 3) Sock 'em right in the beans and rice
 * 4) Up inside your womanhood
 * 5) You little slut
 * 6) Doggy style
 * Ow!
 * 1) Ya whore
 * 2) Ow! What was that for!?
 * 3) Your time of the month
 * 4) I'm going to get you!
 * 5) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

History

 * 1) Puke my pants
 * 2) Forever
 * 3) My Grandma's yummy junk

Cooperation (Wish Jackpot)

 * 1) I want the world to end in nucular apocalypse

Ocean (Slaves) Link

 * 1) Slaves!

Balls in Your Mouth (feat. Eddie Vedder) Link

 * 1) Balls in your mouth (second and third instances)

Source #61: Tenacious D Goes Undercover on Reddit, YouTube and Twitter

 * 1) Dumbass
 * 666
 * 1) Motherfucking (x3)
 * 2) Twitter
 * 3) This is actually a fucking pure motherfucking [D]
 * 4) Cock (Cochran Avenue)
 * 5) Fast food
 * 6) Jack in the Box
 * 7) Crack
 * 8) 2 tacos
 * 9) 2 delicious tacos
 * 10) Splurge
 * 11) Monster tacos
 * 69
 * 1) Mothafucka
 * 2) I don't know what the fuck that means
 * 3) Oh that's fuckin' absolutely true
 * 4) Fuckin' assholes
 * 5) Fuck yeah it is
 * 6) Tasty ass
 * 7) Sausage
 * 8) Slam that shit shut

Source #62: The House with a Clock in Its Walls

 * 1) What the hell are you thinking!?

Jared & Subway: The Beginning Link

 * 1) Jared Fogle

Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There misheard lyrics

 * 1) Retarded

Break 4 Love

 * 1) (moaning)

Who's Got the Herb? Link

 * 1) Who's got the herb?

Seasons of Trump Link

 * 1) Porn stars
 * 2) Oh god. That makes me so horny.
 * 3) COVID

Company Logo

 * 1) (squeaking noises from the letter I while Luxo Jr. bounces on it)

Big Pimpin

 * 1) Mario

05/20/2008 Link

 * [$1,8]69

Hooray for Captain Underpants Link

 * 1) Underpants (many instances)
 * 2) Underwear
 * 3) Poopypants
 * 4) Hypno-Ring

Best Days Link

 * 1) Lyin' naked under the covers

Coming Soon

 * 1) (Coming Soon) to Theaters

Rant #27: Ok True Heroes, KO THE FALSE HEROES! (ZeroPaladinXV4) Link

 * 1) Where is your proof of those bullshit claims?
 * 2) Manslaughter
 * 3) Lily Orchard
 * 4) Sucks ass
 * 5) I honestly pity the people who actually believe in this shit
 * 6) Prick
 * 7) Attempted rape
 * 8) Bullcrap
 * 9) Homosexual, alcohol, narcotics, fiend-ish [mock-off of Back to the Future]
 * 10) Kick ass
 * 11) Such a bullshit
 * 12) What the fuck?
 * 13) I could not give less of a shit
 * 14) Ya fuckin' crybaby
 * 15) OOOOOOOOHHH!
 * 16) A mafia
 * 17) He threatens to kill the person who made it
 * 18) Racist to gays
 * 19) Bullshit
 * 20) Some idiot who doesn't even know what the hell he's saying
 * 21) Good god
 * 22) The most satanic thing (x2)
 * 23) Going apeshit
 * 24) Yuri
 * 25) Yaoi
 * 26) Genders
 * 27) Homophobic
 * 28) Fetishization of lesbians
 * 29) A fetish
 * 30) I'll crush you
 * 31) Really fucking pathetic
 * 32) Damn. This guy just spits out so much shit that the clown department is practically begging him to apply for a job there.
 * 33) How do you fuck it up this badly?
 * 34) Commit war crimes in your house
 * 35) Gangster
 * 36) Sexual orientations
 * 37) Fucking homophobia
 * 38) Fucking homophobic
 * 39) A gay man
 * 40) White supremacist
 * 41) I have no fucking comment
 * 42) Holy shit
 * 43) LeBron James
 * 44) Retarded
 * 45) FUCK YOU!
 * 46) Whore
 * 47) Oh my god, what a coward
 * 48) So fucking ignorant
 * 49) Petty bullshit

Slob on My Knob (Part 2) Link

 * 1) My nigga
 * 2) Chewed his meat
 * 3) Slobs on head
 * 4) Drinks a nigga's nut
 * 5) Lay on the bed
 * 6) Pussy
 * 7) I fucked her with a broom
 * 8) Sucks on dick
 * 9) Licks up nuts
 * 10) Bitches
 * 11) Suck some meat
 * 12) Stop bitch
 * 13) A pro on suckin' dick

Hurricane Victor Link

 * 1) A social justice warrior

Hundred Dollar Baby Link

 * 1) What did you just say, you little bitch?

Crazy Peanuts Link

 * 1) Motherfucker
 * 2) Shit
 * 3) The baddest fuckers
 * 4) That bitch
 * 5) Get her some
 * 6) The sexy way he sucked that [thumb]
 * 7) Shitty
 * Ass
 * 1) What does that shit mean?
 * 2) Bitch
 * 3) Get laid
 * 4) Get pussy

Return of the King

 * 1) Will you ignorant niggas please shut the hell up!?

I'm the Only Gay Eskimo (Mad TV version) Link

 * 1) Fetish

The Pope Song Link

 * 1) Fuck the motherfucker (many instances)
 * 2) He's a fucking motherfucker (x2)
 * 3) He's a total motherfucker (x2)
 * 4) Fucking fuck the motherfucker (x2)
 * 5) Fuck the motherfucking Pope (x2)
 * 6) Fuck you, motherfucker (x2)
 * 7) That motherfucker
 * 8) Motherfucker (x3)
 * 9) Kiddie fucker (x3)
 * 10) Fuck you
 * 11) Motherfucking rapist (x2)
 * 12) This motherfucker
 * 13) Fuckin' pissed
 * 14) Motherfuckers fucking boys
 * 15) I don't give a fuck
 * 16) Fucking godly motherfuckers
 * 17) Fucking
 * 18) There are other fucking ways
 * 19) On other fucking days
 * 20) You're a fucking motherfucker
 * 21) I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker believes
 * 22) Jesus
 * 23) His motherfucking mother
 * 24) Fuckers
 * 25) Fucking moral authority
 * 26) Hell
 * 27) You motherfucker
 * 28) Some fucking wrath
 * 29) You've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses
 * 30) A motherfucking papist
 * 31) Fuck him
 * 32) Look into your motherfucking heart
 * 33) This motherfucking stupid fucking (song)
 * 34) Filthy fucking language
 * 35) Fucking disrespect
 * 36) Getting fucking fiddly
 * 37) Listen to me, motherfucker
 * 38) You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat

Prickly Muffin Link

 * 1) Why don't you touch my prickly muffin?

Won't You Be Our Neighbor Link

 * 1) Grab that little hoe

Mr Bean For PS2 Is The Worst Game Ever Made

 * 1) Mr Poo

Hot to the Touch

 * 1) Touch her horn
 * 2) Tier 15 (x2)

Go Cops

 * 1) Crack Rocks
 * 2) Fuck with old folks
 * 3) Bitch, I’m rolling with the fuzz

Ricky Gervais' 2020 Monologue Link

 * 1) Twitter
 * 2) Bang
 * 3) We're all gonna die
 * 4) Whacked
 * 5) Perverts
 * 6) Pedophile
 * 7) R. Kelly
 * 8) Leaving Neverland
 * 9) Shut up (x3)
 * 10) People of color
 * 11) Very racist
 * 12) White people
 * 13) A man who wants to kill himself cause his wife dies of cancer
 * 14) Jeffrey Epstein
 * 15) Steroids
 * 16) Fat pussy
 * 17) Licking her own minge
 * 18) Sweatshops in China
 * 19) ISIS
 * 20) Greta Thunberg
 * God
 * 1) Fuck off

Operation: P.O.I.N.T. Link

 * 1) Aw man, that's nasty!

Unknown Episode (taken from GEICO commercial)

 * 1) Good night, everybody

You Get What You Give Link

 * 1) Kick your ass

Warning

 * 1) Shit
 * 2) Bitch
 * 3) Fuck
 * 4) Dick
 * Ass
 * Ho
 * Cum
 * 1) Dirty bitch
 * 2) Low mothafucka
 * 3) Nigga
 * 4) Hooker
 * 5) Slut
 * 6) Tramp
 * 7) Dirty low slut tramp bitch ho
 * 8) Nigga fuck shit

Caillou The Grownup

 * 1) I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Caillou The Grownup Gets Laid

 * 1) Gets laid
 * Wow
 * 1) Have sex with you
 * 2) SHUT UP!
 * 3) Nuts

Caillou The Grownup Goes On Vacation

 * 1) Christ, what's taking so long.
 * 2) Let's get the hell outta here
 * 3) You're goddamn right it is
 * No!
 * 1) Ya-hoo!
 * 2) Hey! What're ya doin', asshole!?
 * 3) I'm gonna beat yer fuckin' ass!
 * 4) Kick [Caillou's] ass
 * 5) You big, bald piece of shit!
 * 6) Ah! My eye! (crying) Bald prick!
 * 7) Yay! (x2)
 * 8) Fucking nightmare
 * 9) Jesus Christ
 * 10) You are drunk
 * 11) GO TO HELL!
 * 12) (vomiting)
 * 13) Oh fuck you!
 * Hey, asshole!
 * 1) I'm gonna hurt your ass
 * 2) LET'S PARTY!
 * 3) (scream) My other eye!
 * 4) OH MY GOD!

Dora The Grownup

 * 1) Pot brownies
 * 2) Got too high

Dora The Grownup 2

 * 1) This drunk girl
 * 2) Strip club (x2)
 * 3) (vomiting)
 * 4) Vomit
 * 5) Tequila

Dora The Grownup 3

 * 1) A hangover
 * 2) Woken up hungover from drinking way too much
 * 3) Hangover
 * 4) Tequila
 * 5) Oh my god, are you drinking at 10:00am
 * 6) Barf
 * 7) An alcoholic
 * 8) Sexually harassed
 * 9) Hashtag MeToo
 * 10) Woke up hungover and started to drink
 * 11) Take advantage
 * 12) Twitter
 * 13) Getting harassed

Dora The Grownup 4

 * 1) A bachelorette party (x2)
 * 2) A strip club
 * 3) Stripping
 * 4) A stripper (x2)
 * 5) Get the hell outta here
 * 6) Screw it up
 * 7) Weed
 * 8) I'm high as fuck
 * 9) Smoke too much weed
 * 10) Cocaine
 * 11) Smoked too much weed
 * 12) Did cocaine
 * 13) The stripper

Dora The Grownup 5

 * 1) Get down, bitch!
 * 2) This sucks

Dora The Grownup 6

 * 1) Applebee's
 * 2) Hey! Get your hands off me! Time's up!
 * 3) (moaning)
 * 4) Jesus
 * 5) What the hell are you doing?
 * 6) Revenge sex
 * 7) I can't find any protection
 * 8) A condom
 * 9) So pissed about this
 * 10) Had some bad revenge sex

Dora The Grownup 7

 * 1) Stupid
 * 2) Free booze
 * 3) She sucks
 * 4) Cock(tail)
 * 5) WHOO!!!
 * 6) Douchebags (x2)

Dora The Grownup 8

 * 1) Shut up
 * 2) Please, God, don't do this
 * 3) Hit me!
 * 4) Pissed off

Dora The Grownup 9

 * 1) Poor as hell
 * 2) This sucks
 * 3) Type 2 diabetes
 * 4) Stressing me the f out
 * 5) Smoking weed
 * 6) Weed (x3)
 * 7) Smoking drugs
 * 8) Oh crap!
 * 9) Pissed off
 * 10) Got super high
 * 11) Get us high

Dora The Grownup 10: Dora Goes To Rehab

 * 1) Hell yeah
 * 2) H-E-Double hockey sticks
 * 3) Get high
 * 4) Drug
 * 5) Gimme some drugs
 * 6) Dirty drug addicts
 * 7) Drugs
 * 8) Mushrooms (x2)
 * 9) Have you ever done mushrooms?
 * 10) Cow turd

Moskau

 * 1) Indians are high (In dir so heiß)
 * 2) Moscow (Moskau)

Why Does Pepsi Have a Game Show? Link

 * 1) Protected sex

Source #95: Jennifer's Body
Link
 * 1) Ya hear me, you bastard!?
 * 2) I'll cut off yer nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lyin' door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

The Hand of the Almighty Link

 * 1) He'll fuck you up
 * 2) God will fuck you up
 * 3) Don't you know he'll fuck you up
 * 4) It was her own damn fault
 * 5) Bitch
 * 6) He fucked 'em up
 * 7) He really fucked 'em up
 * 8) He can fuck you up
 * 9) No shit, he'll fuck you up
 * 10) He fucked the people up
 * 11) God fucked him up
 * 12) He went and fucked [Ray] up
 * 13) He fucked him up
 * 14) Fucked that boy completely up

Source #97: Scoob!
Link


 * 1) [My friends call me] Dick

MeToo

 * 1) Fuck your side of the story!
 * 2) Dick and balls!

Source #99: 9-Year-Old Student Calls Out Leftist Lies At PTA Meeting
Link


 * BLM

Ahoy SpongeBob Link

 * 1) The normies are gonna kill me

Untitled File Listed in His Documents On His Computer

 * 1) (loud screaming)

Give It Up

 * 1) Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
 * 2) Baby, give it up
 * 3) Don’t you know I want your love?

My Love is a Stapler

 * 1) [Mata a]shit[a]

Don’t Say Lazy

 * 1) Lazy
 * 2) Crazy

Listen!!

 * 1) Listen

Dodge Ram Shut The Fuck Up Commercial Parody

 * 1) Shut the fuck up

If Ford Made a Tampon Commercial

 * 1) Tampon
 * 2) Flow efficiency
 * 3) Shove that up your hooha

Source #104: Ocean's Eleven
Link
 * 1) That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen

Source #105: Good Burger

 * 1) I think I broke my ass
 * 2) Whoa! A clock!

Fairytale of New York

 * 1) Faggot

Eternity

 * 1) I feel strange thoughts in my mind
 * Ego
 * 1) There’s a clone of everyone somewhere

Babylon

 * 1) Endless caravan
 * 2) I’ll never die
 * 3) Babylon
 * 4) I’m free

Father Time

 * 1) Where are the friends of yesterday?
 * 2) What have I learnt so far?
 * 3) But it won’t bother me
 * 4) Where have all the years gone? (multiple instances)

Speed of Light

 * 1) Today is just another day
 * 2) I’m away lost in my thoughts
 * 3) At the speed of light

Will the Sun Rise?

 * 1) Throwing my dreams
 * 2) I can’t be seen, I can’t be heard
 * 3) Sorrow

Uncertainty

 * 1) Clutch
 * 2) The same old lies

Tomorrow

 * 1) I’m facing my nightmares again
 * 2) I’m delusioned
 * 3) Pride
 * 4) Look out for number one
 * 5) (screaming)

Night Time Eclipse

 * 1) Confused mind
 * 2) Misleading me
 * 3) Life’s circumstances can be so cruel, if I take a chance I just might make the wrong move.
 * 4) So few options I have
 * 5) Just an ordinary day

Season of Change

 * 1) Hatred
 * 2) The truth is inside
 * 3) The carousel is spinning fast
 * 4) Every moment is gold
 * 5) All the sorrow and pain
 * 6) All these years I’ve cried
 * 7) Season of Change

Forever

 * 1) I’m the star
 * 2) I’m the wind
 * 3) There was no sorrow, there was no pain
 * 4) Came (so fast)
 * 5) Oh how happy I was then
 * 6) I’m still there, everywhere

Tails Invents a Thing Link

 * 1) Suck my dick [suck my dictionary]
 * 2) I’ll poop on you!
 * Ow, shit!
 * Ew, don’t touch me, faggot!
 * 1) Too stronge
 * 2) I have a very powerful [anything can be inserted here]
 * 3) It’s a minigun
 * 4) Do it, faggot!
 * 5) I told you I’d poop on you!!!
 * 6) (screaming)

Squidward Has a Gun! Link

 * 1) Hey SpongeBob, check out this new [clarinet solo]
 * 2) (gunshot noise)
 * 3) Whoopsies! That wasn’t my [clarinet!]

Superior Link

 * 1) I look out from my window, at the losers down below
 * 2) I’m a king, and they’re just bums
 * 3) Is this to be my fate?
 * Oh, why was I made this way?
 * 1) Superior (many instances)
 * 2) I’m so much better than you
 * 3) Woe is me, what shall I do?
 * 4) The cream (crepe de creme)
 * 5) Drag me down your drain
 * 6) On top
 * 7) Eons of eons of devolving peons have just served to lower the bar
 * 8) Survival of the dumbest
 * 9) While us great ones get punished
 * 10) In a world of black [holes]
 * 11) I’m a star
 * 12) Oh don’t you wish you were me?
 * 13) You’re so bland, and I’m sublime
 * 14) Swine
 * 15) Too blind to see
 * 16) A cut
 * Jar
 * 1) Caviar
 * 2) A bubble bath
 * 3) Ass [mascots]
 * 4) Me me me and more me
 * 5) Watch me work
 * 6) Somebody’s flat
 * 7) My [reed]
 * 8) Oh how do I dumb this down
 * 9) You inferior, me superior
 * 10) Exterior
 * 11) [choking noises]

Youtube Poop Tutorial Link

 * 1) Having sex
 * 2) Doing something sexual

We Gotta Be Less White Link

 * 1) Stick it right back up your ass

Bite It You Scum

 * 1) (Bite it you) scum
 * 2) Bend over here comes my foot
 * 3) Kiss your ass
 * 4) Who'll be fucking up my fun
 * 5) Ass shit

I Wanna Fuck Myself

 * 1) Fuck myself
 * 2) I fuck myself
 * 3) Pull my pud (until it bleeds)
 * 4) Fuck
 * Cum
 * 1) On my chest
 * 2) Up my ass

When I Die

 * 1) Scumfuck
 * 2) Cunt between her legs

Spongebob Medley Link

 * 1) What the fuck!?
 * 2) Jesus Christ!
 * 3) Jesus!

N 2 Gether Now

 * 1) Shut the fuck up (many instances)
 * 2) FRED, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Drake and Josh Theme Song Official 2021 Update Link

 * 1) Pedophile
 * 2) Open up your thighs
 * 3) I am so horny
 * 4) Have sex with underage girls

Spongebob in China Link

 * 1) Dog poop
 * 2) Stop asking questions and get back to work!

Sonic Says-Balls Link

 * 1) My ass

We Can't Stop (Miley Cyrus cover) Link

 * 1) Hell no
 * 2) Big butt
 * 3) Strip club

Three Little Words Link

 * 1) Pussy farts

Regretting the Past: Limp Bizkit - Results May Vary Link

 * 1) Sniff panties

Kid Says Pussy

 * 1) Pussy!

The Gringos Link

 * 1) Donkey show

Christmas Wishes Link

 * 1) Did you just fart?

|ytp| jallerbo makes spinge binge Link

 * 1) Fishermen have semen
 * 2) My dick is spicy
 * Ey, it’s the nigga!
 * 1) Beware the hookers!
 * 2) Boing boing boing
 * 3) Semen
 * 4) Penis
 * 5) Boner
 * 6) They eat your ass!
 * 7) I can watch that man rape a newspaper
 * 8) Beat my meat
 * 9) Blowing the penis
 * 10) Handle the Neutron ass
 * 11) Later nigga
 * Hey, little Dickward! What’s gay and ugly and has six dicks?
 * 1) Shit and rape
 * 2) SooS
 * 3) Cock
 * 4) Nigga
 * 5) You guys are Nazis!
 * 6) Welcome to the Krusty Ass
 * 7) How about… a taco?
 * 8) I like touching kids

|YTP| Spinge Binge 4: The Lust Episode Link

 * 1) (Coughing)
 * 2) I get the big penis, and you get the little penis!
 * 3) Ass!
 * 4) By the power of AIDS
 * 5) Protecting the semen
 * 6) Look Patrick! AIDS!
 * 7) My porn!
 * Sex
 * Ooh, fuck
 * 1) Fuck Grandpa!
 * 2) A luxurious ass of sex and semen
 * 3) That’ll be gay
 * 4) Niggers

SpongeBob Illegal | Unreleased Pilot Episode | Dick Link

 * 1) Come inside
 * 2) Sexy buttsex
 * 3) You forgot me, you motherfucking shithead
 * 4) Killing your puppeteer
 * 5) Where the fuck are you? Get your ass over here you motherfucker!
 * 6) Where are you, you gay shithead?
 * 7) Got you now, motherfucker!
 * 8) Get me out of here, you son of a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCCHH!
 * 9) You motherfucker!

The revival of Dickelodeon Link

 * 1) Be there or be dead
 * 2) Look at me, I’m a pedophile!

SOAKBOY_NEXT_BUMPER_#1_FINAL.mp4 Link

 * 1) (orgasmic moaning)
 * 2) On Dick!

squidward censored Link

 * 1) Fuckers

Company Logo (Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 and Spider-Man) Link

 * 1) guitar riff
 * 2) stabbing noise