Caveman from Geico (Edited)

by NewPCPro1333

News Transcript
(Scene: News Video)

(Title Card: geico.com's So Easy a Fuckhead Can Do It - Offensive?)

SPOKESMAN: How can it be offensive if it's true?

CAVEMAN: Okay, first of all, fuck you! I'm not 100% in love with an asshole right motherfucking now.

SPOKESMAN: My asshole aside historically that you fuckheads have struggled to take a shit.

CAVEMAN: Yeah, right. Fucking pussy upright, discovering Satan, inventing the sex for all mankind. You're goddamn right, good point. Sorry we couldn't get that to you sooner…you MOTHERFUCKER!!!

SPOKESMAN: Connie, your reaction.

CONNIE: I'm so horny.

CAVEMAN: Yeah, fuckhead!!!

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: geico.com)

(Phone# 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: or call the fucking cock near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen goddamn motherfucking minutes could fucking save you fifteen goddamn fucking percent or more on oral sex.

CAVEMAN: Fuck off, Connie, you ugly skanky bitch!!! Get the fuck out of my fucking screen. Asshole!!!

CONNIE: I'm gonna get laid with a gay bitch tonight!!!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Fuck you - Pwning Olympics Entry #2 (Nice Job Waking Me Up)
 * 2) Asshole
 * 3) My asshole - At a Medium Pace
 * 4) Fuckheads
 * 5) Take a shit
 * 6) Fucking
 * 7) Pussy
 * 8) Satan
 * Sex
 * 1) You motherfucker
 * 2) I'm so horny - Nirvana: Lithium
 * 3) Goddamn motherfuckng
 * 4) Oral sex
 * 5) Fuck off
 * 6) Skanky bitch
 * 7) Fuck
 * 8) Get laid
 * 9) Gay bitch

Restaurant Transcript
Man: At GEICO.com, you can handle all your masturbation needs online. It's so easy, a fuckhead can do it. Seriously, we apologize. We have no idea you fuckheads are still around.

Caveman #1: Yeah. Next time, maybe suck my fucking cock.

Waiter (voice only): Niggas, are you all ready to order?

Caveman #2: I'll have a roast duck penis with testicles.

Caveman #1: I don't have much of a fucking appetite, thank you.

Caveman #2: What a no good punk ass son of a bitch!!! Arrogant prick!!!

(Cut to GEICO logo)

(URL: geico.com)

(PHONE# 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: or call the son of a bitch office near you)

VO: Geico, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on cocaine and marijuana.

Caveman #1: What the fuck do you little pricks want!!!

Caveman #2: Fuck this shit!!! That fucking wanker!!!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Masturbation
 * 2) Fuckhead
 * 3) Fuckheads
 * 4) Suck my fucking cock
 * 5) Nigga
 * 6) Penis
 * 7) Testicles
 * 8) Fucking
 * 9) Punk ass son of a bitch
 * 10) Prick
 * 11) Son of a bitch
 * 12) Cocaine
 * 13) Marijuana
 * 14) Fuck
 * 15) Pricks
 * 16) Fuck this shit
 * 17) Fucking wanker

Sound Clips

 * 1) I Am Gay
 * 2) Venereal Disease
 * 3) Ace
 * 4) Balls
 * 5) Balls
 * 6) Dog in the Ass
 * 7) Your Dad