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I Have Corn Flakes In My Anus (An Edit Commercial Special) - NEW SOUND SOURCES

by EditsForWinners

Released September 13, 2020

(SOUND EFFECTS NOT INCLUDED):

PIZZA DELIVERY ENDING:

Fart: How To Deliver a Baby- HowToBasic

"Alright. Gonna kill myself now. Bye..." "NONONO, WAITWAITWAIT": Smiling Friends

Squid groaning from suicidal gunshot: How To Read Twilight- HowToBasic

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK BUMPER:

"Now come back after the break, you little brats, or I'll kick your asses in!": Adult Swim New Years Eve 2003

TOOTSIE POP:

"Yes": OneyPlays- "Flintstones NES (w/Psychicpebbles and Lyle Rath)"

"White stuff": SpongeBob SquarePants- "SpongeGuard on Duty"

"He's totally gay": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Dirtfoot"

"Big meaty": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Band Geeks"

"Big schlong": Beavis and Butt-Head- episode unknown

"Jesus's cock": Elliot Goes to School- "Mondays"

Giggling: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Grandma's Kisses" (animatic; DVD extra)

Frustrated growl: How To Read Twilight- HowToBasic

"Hey, turd-le!": Adventure Time- "City of Thieves"

"Into my stomach": Adventure Time- "The Enchiridion!"

"Of course!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Carl (a.k.a. Spacegate World)"

"Hooters": The Simpsons- "Bart Star"

"The very face of God": The Animation Show- "Intermission in the Third Dimension" (Don Hertzfeldt)

"Fuckin' blow": "Explosivo"- Tenacious D

Animation of the boy pissed: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon- "Tootsie Pop Commercial: Director's Cut" (edited to reflect original commercial's color scheme)

"Boy, you ate": Adult Swim Brain Trust/Anime Talk Show

Animation of red dot target and Mr. Laser: animated by myself

Mr. Owl screaming: Family Guy- "Perfect Castaway"

SHIRLEY TEMPLE DVD COLLECTION:

"Boring! What else is on?" and all subsequent channel changes: PARTY.MOV- hotdiggedydemon

"What the?!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Culture Shock"

"The ugliest weenie": Cow and Chicken- "The Ugliest Weenie: Part 2 or 3"

Singing horribly: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Sleepy Time"

"OH JESUS CHRIST, MY EARS!!": Hellbenders- "A Hellbenders Christmas"

Dance music: "Shake Your Booty"- KC and the Sunshine Band

"Well": Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon- "Ren Seeks Help"

"LSD": (18+) Mario Tells Luigi the Truth (Vinesauce)

"Beat your friends in the face until they drop dead": Bunny Bashing- John R. Dilworth

"Insiiiiide": The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "I Lost Mommy"

"Porn shoot": 12 oz. Mouse- theme song

"Bullshit": Tourettes Guy- Sleepwalking

"A fuckin' Wal-Mart!": Mad Mad Mario 2- jonnyethco

"That bitch at church": Tourettes Guy- Shit Like A Horse

"Yo man, got any drugs?": Duck Song 18+- psychicpebbles (no longer on YouTube)

"Shut up, asswipe! You're a dork!": Beavis and Butt-Head- episode unknown

Guy watching TV shocked: Chowder- "Brain Grub"

"Hail Satan, my dark lord and master": Squidbillies- "Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation'"

"I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, mom": Plasma TV- Michael Cusack

"Take a piss and shit on": Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 6: Home"

"Blowie[s]": PARTY.MOV- hotdiggedydemon

"Blue": "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)"- Eiffel 65

SPACE GHOST COCO-COLA:

"We're gonna drink some space juice mixed with gin": "Take Us Into Space"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto

Drinking while babbling: Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Carl Wash"

"I have balls!": Tourettes Guy- "Brush Ma Teeth"

LOVE'S BABY SOFT:

Shocking music: "Above the Blood Pool"- Resident Evil 2 OST

"Nope, nope, stop talking, go to jail": Adventure Time- "Apple Wedding"

"You probably smoke too!": Huh?- Mike Judge

"Hey, do you kids sometimes kiss your pillow and pretend it's one of the Little Rascals?": American Dad!- "42-Year-Old Virgin"

FLINTSTONES WINSTON'S:

"The [cum] won't come off!": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Stimpy's Fan Club"

"Yeah": Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 5: Donald"

"Doing all the fucking work": Usage of Fuck- Jack Wagner

"Let's pee on that car!": Lonely Robot Duckling- Sam Henderson

"What are you doing?! Don't you know smoking can kill you?!": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Fake Dad"

"Gimme a drag on that thing": Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon- "Ren Seeks Help"

"Start puffin', boy": King of the Hill- "Keeping Up With Our Joneses"

Coughing, "Oh, shit!": The Return of The Tourettes Guy Part 4

"This tastes like grandma!": The Simpsons- "E.I.E.I. D'oh"

"Smoke" (both instances) and "Are you smoking yet?": Family Guy- "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"

"Emphysema": King of the Hill- "Keeping Up With Our Joneses"

Barney painfully coughing offscreen: How To Read Twilight- HowToBasic

QUIZNO'S SPONGMONKEYS:

"A real painful probe": Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 6: Home"

"My butt smells like pop rocks": Dream Boy- "Ninja" (Cartoon Sushi)

"Double wide surprise": WABBIT SEASON- MeatCanyon (no longer on YouTube)

"Every moment I live is agony": The Simpsons- "Treehouse of Horror XII"

"Lick the juice from my asshole!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Allen"

NOW BACK TO BUMPER:

"Welcome back, weenie lovers. Had enough commercials?": Cow and Chicken- "The Ugliest Weenie: Part 2 or 3"

HOME SWEET PINEAPPLE OPENING:

Title card music: "Cindy Electronium"- Raymond Scott