EditsForWinners/SoundClipsVD

Valentine's Day (Edited)

by EditsForWinners (finished January 3, 2021; released February 14, 2021)

NEW SOUND SOURCES:

(SOUND EFFECTS NOT INCLUDED)

Title card music: original composition by Halloween

"This is how you don't touch people": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Deleted Scenes"

Music as Satan Sheriff approaches: "Stage Five"- Tim Follin ("Ghouls'n'Ghosts (C64)")

Gross squishing nuts sound: Wisdom Teeth- Don Hertzfeldt

Loud groans while shitting: "Em Calls Paul"- Eminem

Sandy drowning: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Pressure"

"FFUUUUUUUUUUU--": Lanipator (exact video unknown, but the clip can easily be found on YouTube)

"It smells like bad eggs": Space Ghost: Coast to Coast- "Knifin' Around"

"Dick of Death": Suck My Big, Black Ass, Charlie Brown!- MostOffensiveVideo

Gross shitting and burps to the tune of "Hallelujah Chorus": in a lost Drew Pickles video by Rare Akuma; full sound on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/mattbooproductionstm/i-found-this-on-a-drew-pickles-video

"UUUUUUUUUU": Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

"HEY, APPLE": The Obnoxious Orange- psychicpebbles (no longer on YouTube)

"Mommy": Zootopia

"RAPING ALL OF US!! AAAUGH!!": South Park- "Imaginationland"

"No means no! I telling on you!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "eDork"

Rock's dying scream: "Staple Tapeworms On My Penis"- Passengers of Shit

"Genital herpes": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Rubberman"

"Hanging out with little boys in spandex": DragonzBall PeePee- OneyNG

"Cooley's anemia": Suck My Big, Black Ass, Charlie Brown!- MostOffensiveVideo

"Yeah, baby": greenday12688's "The Frycook Games" dub

"Cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth": "Funny Little Man"- Aphex Twin (pauses removed)

"Giggity giggity gig gig gig gig gig giggity giggity goo!": Family Guy- "Breaking Out is Hard to Do"

"MY EYES!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Something Smells"

"Santa Claus": "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"- Tiny Tim

Ripping and Patrick screaming: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Oral Report"

"We're gonna get high tonight!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Moonajuana"

"Come to Butt-Head": Beavis and Butt-Head- episode unknown

"Fag government": Fred Phelps Montage

"Fill my ass with milk": Terror Phone

"No": PARTY.MOV- hotdiggedydemon

"Potato salad": Rugrats- "Grandpa's Teeth"

Laughter: Game Grumps- The Great Circus Mystery ft. Mickey & Minnie: "Jungle Jangle- PART 2"

"Donkey raping shit eater[s]": South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

"What the hell is it?": Tourettes Guy- "Buried Alive"

"This is starting to piss me off": Beavis and Butt-Head- episode unknown

"Abortion clinic": South Park- "Woodland Critter Christmas"

Coughing: Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "The Clowning"

"The opposite of yes": Elliot Goes to School- "Pep Rallies"

"Hey, faggot!": Tourettes Guy- "Buried Alive"

"Jables Jr.": "JB JR RAP"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto

"You rub video games all over your cock when you jack off!!": Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz!- "Psychic Surgery"

"Crack that whip!": "Whip It"- Devo

"Small": greenday12688's "The Frycook Games" dub

Patrick breaks his bones and gurgles: A Very Lazy Christmas- ABZ Cartoons

"Mr. Balls": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Hand Banana"

"If you lie to me, I'll kick the shit outta you!": OneyNG's Fat Albert dub

"H-h-hey, SpongeBob's back!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Pickles"

"Kill me dead": "Atomic Copper Claw"- Lemon Demon

Staring in the distance with dark ambience: "Sick Puppy"- Lemon Demon (layered)

"Oh my God, I just had a fudge roll in my pants!": The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "The Jet Ski"

"Sandy, you in there?": Spongebob Sickpants- OneyNG

"I'm stuck in a bottomless pit of hippopotamus shit!": Tourettes Guy- "Buried Alive"

"To Hell with your fag army!": Fred Phelps Montage

"Oh, the humanity!": Hindenburg disaster- WLS radio broadcast (May 6, 1937)

"Tell my children": asdfmovie

"You're adopted and I don't like you": The Simpsons- "Homer's Triple Bypass"

"Fuck you, Sandy!": greenday12688's "Ripped Pants" dub

"Dick a suck of bag": Elliot Goes to School- "Mondays"

"My genitals itch!": Elliot Goes to School- "Mondays"

"Here comes another Chinese earthquake. EBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR": Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

"I'M REALLY HAPPY. [explosion]": Salad Fingers- "One Million Billiard People"

"Shake it like a Polaroid picture": "Hey Ya"- OutKast

"Hmmm?": Tourettes Guy- "Buried Alive"

"Ow, you're hurting me!": WABBIT SEASON- MeatCanyon

Uh-oh: "Tree"- Aphex Twin, "Stone in Focus"- Aphex Twin

Happy fun times!!: "It's Love!"- Invader Zim OST ("Tak, the Horrible New Girl")

"Slap you in the face with my dick": Welcome to Gameshop- JonnyEthco

"Die from gonorrhea": "Run, Harry, Run"- Lemon Demon

"Fatty fathead": Space Ghost: Coast to Coast- "Richard" (GameTap)

"Slit her open and burn her nipples": Spoilsbury Toast Boy -1- David Firth

Patrick isn't exactly happy: original composition by Halloween

Scream: DumbLand- "Episode 1: The Neighbor"

"Let's see what you look like with all your organs ON THE OUTSIDE!!": Invader Zim- "Bloaty's Pizza Hog"

Heartman screams: Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Carl"

"Feces-eating": Fred Phelps Montage

"CHOKE ON MY RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!": Aggretsuko- "A Day in the Life of Retsuko"

"I will spit acid in your eyes and blind you!": The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "The Demonic Furby"

"Banana-fanna-fo-ferpes": The Simpsons- "$pringfield (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

"It's too late!": Fred Phelps Montage

"I'm gonna murder you. This isn't a joke. You're gonna die": Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz!- "Mickey's Rebuttal"

Pat makes his big move: original composition by Halloween

"Oh, that's just great. How original. Freakin' hack. Like it's funny twice. Yeah, right. You suck! [explosion]": Joecartoon- "The Boss"