Dick Hobknocker (Live and Recorded Porn)

Transcript
MOM:

DAD:

GRANDPA: (laughs)

DAD: Hey, you're seeing this?

GRANDPA: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm trying to watch pornography!

(SFX: Fart)

Voiceover: Only the Hobknocker from Dick lets you watch live and recorded porn anywhere. Click here to die.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Hobknocker - iCarly
 * 2) Porno - I don't know that music video clip
 * 3) Whack Off - Adam Sandler
 * 4) Penises - I dunno what that is
 * 5) Oh Yeah
 * 6) Fuck
 * 7) Fucking
 * 8) Pornography
 * 9) Farting
 * 10) Dick
 * 11) Porn
 * 12) Die - Legend of Zelda (Ganon Segment)