Caveman from Geico (Edited)

by NewPCPro1333

News Transcript
(Scene: News Video)

(Title Card: GEICO.com's So Easy a Fuckhead Can Do It - Offensive?)

SPOKESMAN: How can it be offensive if it's true?

CAVEMAN: Okay, first of all, fuck you! I'm not 100% in love with an asshole right now.

SPOKESMAN: My asshole aside historically that you fuckheads have struggled to take a shit.

CAVEMAN: Yeah, right. Fucking pussy upright, discovering Satan, inventing the porno mags and laying the Cleveland Steamer for all mankind. You're right, good point. Sorry we couldn't get that to you sooner…you MOTHERFUCKER!!!

SPOKESMAN: Connie, you're reaction.

CONNIE: I'm so horny.

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone# 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: or call the office near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on sex.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Fuck you - Pwning Olympics Entry #2 (Nice Job Waking Me Up)
 * 2) Asshole
 * 3) My asshole - At a Medium Pace
 * 4) Fuckheads
 * 5) Take a shit
 * 6) Fucking
 * 7) Pussy
 * 8) Satan
 * 9) Porno mags
 * 10) Cleveland steamer - Tenacious D: Rock Your Socks
 * 11) You motherfucker
 * 12) I'm so horny - Nirvana: Lithium
 * Sex

Restaurant Transcript
Man: At GEICO.com, you can handle all your masturbation needs online. It's so easy, a fuckhead can do it. Seriously, we apologize. We have no idea you fuckheads are still around.

Caveman #1: Yeah. Next time, maybe suck my fucking cock.

Waiter (voice only): Gentlemen, are you all ready to order?

Caveman #2: I'll have a roast duck penis with testicles.

Caveman #1: I don't have much of a fucking appetite, thank you.

Voice: Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on marijuana.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Masturbation
 * 2) Fuckhead
 * 3) Fuckheads
 * 4) Suck my fucking cock
 * 5) Penis
 * 6) Testicles
 * 7) Fucking
 * 8) Marijuana

Sound Clips

 * 1) I Am Gay
 * 2) Venereal Disease
 * 3) Ace
 * 4) Balls
 * 5) Balls
 * 6) Dog in the Ass
 * 7) Your Dad