Splinky922/SoundClips/Helen

Spliced - "Helen" by Splinky922

Uploaded on April 9, 2023

NEW SOUNDS USED: (I am not including every sound effect as a majority of them came from either Final Cut Pro, Hanna-Barbera, or Hollywood Edge)


 * Opening music: “Bottoms Up (feat. Nicki Minaj)” by Trey Songz
 * The font for "EDITED": "Gremlins" font from Dafont
 * “Jesus Christ!”: “Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * “Urine”: “7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane” by They Will Kill You
 * *crying*: MADtv - Episode 2.9 (“The Reinfather”)
 * “Who the fuck is that?”: 24thPowerProductions’ dub of “I Was a Teenage Gary”
 * “I do things when that happens! …things that my ..minister says makes Baby Jesus cry!”: The Nostalgia Critic’s review of The Pebble & the Penguin [sourced from the Channel Awesome account]
 * “You’re”: Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (got it from the end of the album version of “Car Chase City”; sourced from YouTube Topic)
 * “Getting laid”: “Did you hear the news” by hanktherapper/YTMND
 * “Don’t you die on me”: Team Fortress 2 (The Soldier)
 * “Katy”: “California Gurls” by Katy Perry [sourced from an iTunes purchase]
 * "No!": “Marvel/DC Season 3: Zero Hour #4” by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
 * “You moronic piece of shit!”: Robot Chicken - “Robot Fight Accident” (“Schoolhouse Rock Reimagined”)
 * “Black vomit”: “The Most Sickening Toy Ever Created” by BinkieMcFartnuggets
 * “Piss and shit”: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - “The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem”
 * “Because I”: The Boondocks - “The Color Ruckus”
 * “Her”: “Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs”
 * *Pamela Anderson grunting*: Halo 2
 * “Penis enlargement pills”: Family Guy - “Lottery Fever”
 * *laser sounds*: Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (AT-AT Walker)
 * *Peri and Entree’s mech death fight*: “Zero Signal” by Fear Factory (instrumental)
 * *Peri’s robot screeches, laser blast, and stomping*: Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)
 * “Those”: Hercules (1997)
 * “Pills are”: Dumb and Dumber
 * “Helen Keller”: Todd in the Shadows review of “Blah Blah Blah” [sourced from the YouTube account]
 * “I blow her”: Point Break(1991)
 * “You do, pal!”: Team Fortress 2 (“Meet the Soldier”)
 * *Peri’s robot takes off*: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (Boba Fett’s jetpack thrusters)
 * “Get a load of this!”: Sonic Adventure
 * “You can’t defeat me with a weapon like that!”: Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
 * *robots slapping the shit out of each other*: Dragon Ball Z
 * *robots power down*: Star Wars (Force lightning sound)
 * “Hey!”: LEGO City commercial
 * “I didn’t say stop”: Robot Chicken - “Sausage Fest” (“X-Academy)” [Sourced from the official Adult Swim account]
 * “Splooge”: “Rap Battle - The Grinch vs. Ebenezer Scrooge” by Freshy Kanal
 * “Get the fuck out!”: Trading Places
 * “Yeet”: “Health Inspector Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * *Peri and Entree fight over the pills*: “Awawawa!” - Composed by Mahito Yokota and Koji Kondo for Super Mario Galaxy (2007)
 * “Fuck!”: “Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs”
 * “Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”: LazyTown - “Dear Diary” (‘The Mine Song”) [sourced from the official account]
 * “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!”: “Rorschach and Deadpool #5 (Marvel/DC/Buddy Cop Parody)” by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
 * *throwing sounds*: Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * “Hehe! I got it!”: Mario Kart 64
 * "Why you little!": The Simpsons - "Round Springfield"
 * “You’re”: Looney Tunes - “Rabbit Fire”
 * *Peri and Entree growling at each other*: A Current Affair (“Dog Attack”) and Alien Vs. Predator [2010] (The Praetorian)
 * “Stick it in the meat?”: “Health Inspector Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * “Food Stamp Tuesday”: MADtv - Episode 10.11 (“Morbidly Obese Albert”)
 * “It was Tuesday”: Street Fighter: The Movie
 * “Smoked that crack like a cigar”: “My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks” by Wesley Willis
 * “What the hell, man?! That’s my Prius you just [covered with] all that shitty poop water!”: “Health Inspector Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * “Drove into”: Malcolm in the Middle - “Lois vs. Evil”
 * “Rosie O’Donnell’s”: Curb Your Enthusiasm - “The Bowtie”
 * “81 Honda. How dare you!”: Employee of the Month
 * “Down I go!”: The Simpsons - “Boy-Scoutz N’ the Hood”
 * “Tell the wife I”: “Super Smash Bros: Pause Attack” by mashed
 * “Made money off the Iraq War”: “Dick Cheney” Vine by Gabriel Gundacker
 * “Suicide bombing”: “It’s Mothafuckin’ Ramadan, Charlie Brown!” by mostoffensivevideos
 * “No more drugs for you”: “Anti-Drug PSA Dubs” by JaboodyDubs
 * “Diarrhea”: “Health Inspector Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * *Peri pumping Entree full of lead*: A combination of the "Chuck is Indestructible" YTMND site by syncan, faces of Peri & Entree taken from "Two Arms Joe" and "Bowled Over" respectively, and gunshot sounds from the MADtv "Reinfather" sketch
 * “Gold digger”: “Polkarama” by Weird Al Yankovic
 * “Doesn’t” and “their”: Star Trek: The Next Generation - “The High Ground”
 * “Masturbate in [your] momma’s basement”: “Let’s Go Jesus” by Rucka Rucka Ali [sourced from the ItsRucka account]
 * “Are you fucking retarded or something?”: The Departed
 * “Stupid is as stupid does”: “Gump” by Weird Al Yankovic
 * “Helen Keller”: “Life Sized King Kong Animatronic - Madame Tussauds New York” by The Carpetbagger
 * “Sexier”: X-Men: First Class
 * “Makes me so hard”: Taboo - Episode 1.3
 * “Say that again if you dare!”: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
 * *Pamela Anderson’s stun rod*: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (MagnaGuard staff)
 * “Epic rap”: Epic Rap Battles of History - “Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking”
 * *Peri’s epic diss track on Entree*: The Grinch’s first four lines of “Rap Battle - The Grinch vs. Ebenezer Scrooge” by Freshy Kanal
 * *Peri gets zapped*: “Marvel/DC Season 3: Zero Hour #4” by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
 * “That was the worst song I ever heard”: SpongeBob SquarePants - “Wishing You Well”
 * “Dah, motherfucker!”: Robot Chicken - “Chirlaxxx” (“Glo Worm”)
 * “Oh, you little bitch! YOU LITTLE BITCH!”: “We NEED This in Modern Warfare 2 2022” by M3RKMUS1C (video is from 2012, but the dude always changes the title to reflect the next COD game that comes out)
 * *Peri and Entree get zapped*: A combination of “Safety Workplace Dub,” the Milton Fludgecow “Cable Box” prank call, and a “Force lightning” sound effect from Star Wars
 * “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the [War] Room!”: Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
 * “You want an apology blowjob?”: Robot Chicken - "Casablankman" (“Rubik the Annoying Cube”)
 * *Peri’s cock is torn off*: “Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs”
 * *Peri and Entree fight with robots again*: “Zero Signal” by Fear Factory (instrumental)
 * “Mooo!!!”: Robot Chicken - "Fool’s Goldfinger" (“J.R.R. Tolkien, Jr. Jr.”) [sourced from the Adult Swim account]
 * “Hot damn, this bitch [is] sizzling”: “Dove on Beauty Standards and Doors” by Drunken Uncle
 * “Fucking kill”: 24thPowerProductions' dub of "Nasty Patty"
 * *Peri's fantasy of fucking Helen Keller*: The "CENSOR" image is this Greater Prairie Chicken on display in the Canadian Museum of Nature while the background music is "Undercover" from the original iMovie Library. The sex noises are from 30 Second Bunnies - "Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds" while Peri's dialogue was taken from the episode "Stupid Never Means Having To Say I'm Sorry."
 * *Entree going ham on Helen*: Spliced - “Stupid Never Means Having To Say I’m Sorry”; the "CENSOR" background video is from Nikocado Avocado's video "YouTube Is Shutting Down My Channel."
 * “No wonder”: Jurassic Park
 * “Fucking each other”: Eddie Murphy: Raw
 * “Popeye’s chicken sandwich”: “SML Movie: Black Yoshi’s Chicken Sandwich” by SuperMarioLogan
 * “We must stop the bloodshed”: MADtv - Episode 2.9 (“The Reinfather”)
 * “Pissing off”: Family Guy - “The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz”
 * *Entree screaming*: “We NEED This in Modern Warfare 2 2022” by M3RKMUS1C
 * ”We are worms! Worthless worms!”: Hercules (1997)
 * “Let’s settle this like gentlemen”: Team Fortress 2 (The Spy)
 * *Peri getting crushed by a nutsack*: "Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs”
 * “Hotter”: “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins
 * “Vore”: “Messytails Update - Tales From the Internet” by Whang!
 * “Room for one more?”: “LEGO Civil War: Ant-Man vs. Iron Man” by BrotherhoodWorkshop
 * “Prostitution”: The Wolf of Wall Street
 * “Uh-oh”: “Uh-oh, stinky” by Real Human Bean
 * “The White House”: “Gump” by Weird Al Yankovic
 * “Blue balls”: The Mighty Ducks
 * “Joe Biden”: Timcast IRL - “Biden Roasted Over Hilarious Gaffe, Democrats Have Even Lost Faith In His Brain” (sourced from the YouTube account)
 * “Stole my bitch”: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - “Bridle Gossip” (“bitch” is actually “witch,” though due to Pinkie having speech troubles in this soundbyte, it sounds like the B-word. Also, this is sentence-mixed)
 * “He’s not dead!”: The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
 * “Speen”: “Quick GameCube Corruptions” by Vinesauce
 * “What the fu-”: Robot Chicken - "Fool’s Goldfinger" (“J.R.R. Tolkien, Jr. Jr.”)
 * “Silly stupid old fool!”: It’s a Wonderful Life
 * “Hairy legs”: Joe Biden’s infamous “Corn Pop” speech during the 2017 renaming of the Wilmington pool house now named after him (sourced from the WITN Channel 22 account)
 * “The freakin’ presidency!”: “Marvel/DC Season 3: Zero Hour #4” by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
 * “Mean tweets”: Timcast IRL - “Biden Roasted Over Hilarious Gaffe, Democrats Have Even Lost Faith In His Brain”
 * “I will make you hurt”: “Hurt” by Johnny Cash (sourced from an official iTunes purchase)
 * *Peri crying*: “We NEED This in Modern Warfare 2 2022” by M3RKMUS1C
 * “WHYYYYY?!?!”: SpongeBob SquarePants - “Ripped Pants”
 * “Fucking deaf!”: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
 * “Seduce”: The Graduate
 * “I cannot believe this is happening! I’m literally about to fucking kill myself!”: Live cam of a Justin Bieber fan not being able to see a concert (contrary to online rumors, it is not a triggered Liberal seething over the 2016 election)
 * “It’s a fucking”: The Nostalgia Critic and Cinema Snob’s review of Leprechaun
 * “Chicken sandwich”: “Trapped in the Drive-Thru” by Weird Al Yankovic (sourced from The Essentials compilation album)
 * “Wet!”: The Producers (1968)
 * *Peri and Entree knocked back*: Halo 2 and “Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs”
 * *The boys declare war over Helen Keller*: “The Gag Factory” by Alan Silvestri for Who Framed Roger Rabbit [sourced from the YouTube Topic account]
 * “Oh, now you’re fucking dead”: Robot Chicken - "Adoption's an Option" ["E.T. Returns Home"]
 * *Two Legs Joe’s war cry*: “Marvel/DC Season 3: Zero Hour #4” by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
 * “I’m gonna rip [their] Herpes scabs off with a motherfucking power sander!”: “It’s the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown” by mostoffensivevideos
 * *The strip club catches on fire*: “6 Vs Predators” - Composed by Mark Rutherford for Aliens vs. Predator (2010)
 * “Fire! Fire!” *screaming*: “Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * *screaming*: Uruha Rushia playing Getting Over It
 * “Can I put my-”: “Balls In Yo Jaws” by Piermid
 * *Two Legs Joe gets catapulted*: The “Goofy Holler”
 * *Entree fleeing in slow motion*: “We NEED This in Modern Warfare 2 2022” by M3RKMUS1C
 * “Poopeyes”: “SML Movie: Black Yoshi’s Chicken Sandwich” by SuperMarioLogan
 * “Thicc”: Anthony Fantano - unknown episode
 * *Peri and Entree have a rough landing*: "Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * “I got three grenades with your names on it”: Klay World - “Grenade Gregory”
 * “Oh shit!”: Tourettes Guy - “Driving Lessons”
 * “Food is food”: Robot Chicken - “The Curious Case of the Box” (“Dora the Disaster”) [Sourced from the official Adult Swim account]
 * *The boys realize Helen Keller has been murdered*: “An Ending” - Composed by Toby Fox for Undertale (Sourced from the official YouTube Topic account)
 * *crying*: 24thPowerProductions’ dub of “Dyin’ for Pie”
 * *more crying*: “We NEED This in Modern Warfare 2 2022” by M3RKMUS1C
 * “And you murdered her!”: Misery (1990)
 * “31 years old!”: The Simpsons - “Duffless”
 * “Stop”: We NEED This in Modern Warfare 2 2022” by M3RKMUS1C
 * “All sorts of”: Stephen King’s It (1990)
 * “Destroyed”: Star Trek: The Next Generation - “The Survivors”
 * “Goddamn shit sandwich”: Creepshow (2019) - “Bad Wolf Down/The Finger”
 * “Ass”: Angry Video Game Nerd - “Spider-Man Games”
 * “Buttcheeks”: “Health Inspector Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * “Ruining a perfectly good erection”: MADtv - Episode 13.2 (“Grey’s Anatomy, House and ER Mashup”)
 * *The boys sic on Pamela Anderson*: “The Gag Factory” by Alan Silvestri for Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 * “Chicken sandwich”: “SML Movie: Black Yoshi’s Chicken Sandwich” by SuperMarioLogan
 * “ROAD ROLLER DA!!!”: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure - “SC Episode 48”
 * “Oh God!” *bone crunching and agonizing screams of pains*: “Safety Workplace Dub” by JaboodyDubs
 * Credits music: “Kang Fried Chicken” by EvianEightball/YTMND

The credits sequence contains a background video of a LEGO Smaug toy positioned with a Popeye's chicken sandwich to tie the video's theme together. I filmed it before I went to see Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves and originally, I considered using a video I took of a Chik-Fil-A meal I had after Fan Expo Canada last year.

The memoriam segment dedicated to Teletoon at the very end contains a black-and-white rendered image of a banner promoting the former channel that I took at my very first visit to Fan Expo in 2013.

Redirected link to old sounds used in the video: LINK