Verne Troyer Switched to Geico

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Rick Wilcockson is a real Geico customer and not an actor. To help tell his story, we hired a small faggot.

Originally asked to switch to Geico and save cum

Yeah that's right bitch I was fucking your mom

Brittany Robertson and Aimee Teegarden got fucking murdered in fucking Scream 4, fuck these fucking skanky bitches!!!

Emma Roberts is an Asshole!!!

Scream 4 end credits are a croak of shit!!!

Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall, these characters are such whiny assholes!!!

Fuck Jill Roberts!!!

Bad Moms is a much better comedy than Bridesmaids!!!

All I have to say is that Donald Trump is a piece of shit and he can suck my dick!!! Donald Trump is a no good son of a bitch and an asshole!!! Donald Trump can eat shit and kiss my ass!!! I hope Donald Trump gets raped by prisoners and gangs will fuck his ass up.

Fuck the World!!!

Fuck you Aimee Teegarden!!!

Fuck you Emma Roberts!!!

'''Fuck you Trump!!! Fuck you, cock-sucking faggot!!!'''

Fuck you all to Hell, fuck off, Alison Brie!

Your daddy's a dickhead and he got raped by an absolute piece of shit and a stupid dumbass!!

Why are you so fucking stupid!

Emma Roberts is a crackhead bitch!!

I can make life a nightmare for you and your dumb little fucktard children. You understand!!

Stop dicking around or I will bust your fucking head wide open. You hear me!!!



Sound Clips

 * 1) Small
 * 2) Faggot
 * Cum
 * Sex
 * 1) Bitch
 * 2) Fucking your mom
 * 3) Fucking murdered
 * 4) Fucking skanky bitches
 * 5) Asshole
 * 6) Croak of shit
 * 7) Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall
 * 8) Whiny Assholes
 * 9) Fuck Jill Roberts
 * 10) Bad Moms
 * 11) Donald Trump is a piece of shit
 * 12) Suck my dick
 * 13) Son of a bitch
 * 14) Eat shit and kiss my ass
 * 15) Raped
 * 16) Fuck his ass up
 * 17) Fuck the world
 * 18) Fuck you Aimee Teegarden
 * 19) Fuck you Emma Roberts
 * 20) Fuck you Trump
 * 21) Fuck you, cock-sucking faggot
 * 22) Fuck you all to hell
 * 23) Dickhead
 * 24) Absolute piece of shit
 * 25) Stupid dumbass
 * 26) Fucking stupid
 * 27) Crackhead bitch
 * 28) Dumb little fucktard children
 * 29) Dicking around
 * 30) Bust your fucking head wide open