Just One Bite

Transcript

 * Squidward: [hands Harold his tray of food] Here you go, you bitch!
 * Squidward: Look at them eating that big cock. [Harold bites into his food and squirts mayonnaise into his mouth] It's disgust gargle mayonnaise.
 * Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go fist fucking with Patrick. [pan over to Patrick dressed as a cowboy, standing next to SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: Just get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! [Patrick sighs and walks off sadly. SpongeBob tries to give Squidward the patty again]
 * Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more stinky smelly diarrhea?! [slams the door. Cut to Squidward washing dishes. SpongeBob rises up, made with pink bubble in the sink, holding the Krabby Patty in his hand]
 * SpongeBob: Hey there, vagina.
 * Squidward: You sucking fuck suck gay ass motherfucker! [all the bubbles pop, including the Krabby Patty. Cut to Squidward putting money in the register. SpongeBob pops out of the register with coins on his head and eyes]
 * SpongeBob: One bite.
 * Squidward: Fuck off! [cash drawer shuts. Cut to Squidward taking out the trash. SpongeBob pops up from inside the trashcan, made with fruit and trash]
 * SpongeBob: But it doesn't make any sense! The brown dick is an absolute good.
 * SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here?! This cake should be cremated! [runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. Squidward walks up]
 * Squidward: Horny...


 * Squidward: No, it's not what you think! Don't be a douche. You're right, bitch-fucker!


 * SpongeBob: You like sex with babies, don't you, Squidward? [Squidward begins to sweat, then slams the door on SpongeBob]
 * Squidward: Yes, yes! I love little kids! [Squidward eats the patties]
 * Spongebob: Pervy little bitch.
 * Joe: [laughs] You are so gay!

Sound Clips

 * 1) "You Bitch" - Kyle Quit the Band (demo tape version) by Tenacious D
 * 2) "Steamer" "Hail" "French" - Rock Your Socks by Tenacious D
 * 3) "STD's" - Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape (the2toms)
 * 4) "Pubes" " Scrotum" "Off" - At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
 * 5) ejaculation noises "Fucking" - Hard Fucking by Tenacious D
 * 6) "Balls" - Big Balls by AC/DC
 * 7) "Gargle mayonnaise" "Ow fuck" "A cock" - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 8) "I hate you with every inch of my body" - South Park Season 6, Episode 2: Asspen
 * 9) "Queer" - South Park Season 6, Episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance
 * 10) "Penis" - South Park Season 12, Episode 5: Eek, a Penis!
 * 11) "Dick" and "Shut up" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
 * 12) "Cock and balls" - Do It For Your Mama by Adam Sandler
 * 13) "Giant throbbing" - Archer Season 3, Episode 4: The Man from Jupite
 * 14) "Cock" - Cock Pushups by Tenacious D
 * 15) "Well that's because you're a fucking idiot" - SuperFuckers Episode 1: Sweet Mystery (Cartoon Hangover)
 * 16) "Hey all you people" - Hey All You People from Spongebob Squarepants Season 2, Episode 19: Jellyfish Hunter
 * 17) "Rock hard donkey (bomb)" - SuperFuckers Episode 6: The Greatest Story Ever Told (Cartoon Hangover)
 * 18) "Fucking jew" - South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
 * 19) "Dog" and "Retarded" - You Won't Believe How Much Shamwow is a Scamnow (Dr. Dubs)
 * 20) "Fucking" - Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
 * 21) "Don't" - Drive-Thru by Tenacious D
 * 22) "Sucked" - The Fellatio Truth Movement (Jon Lajoie)
 * 23) "Erection" "(I'm) totally not gay An extra large condom on my penis - I Kill People by Jon Lajoie
 * 24) "I said" and "In the butt" - What What, In the Butt? by Samwell
 * 25) "Up the butt" - Fred Phelps
 * 26) "(I) like (you)" - The Boondocks Season 3, Episode 9: A Date With the Booty Warrior
 * 27) "Pussy" and "Titties" - Colt 45 by Afroman
 * 28) "(I) like (men)" - I Am Gay by Holland Boys
 * 29) "(It tasted) like (salt)" - Walt Whitman from The Whitest Kids U'Know Season 4, Episode 4
 * 30) "Vagina" - Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoie
 * 31) "Incestuous homosexual intercourse" - Pointless Profanity Ep. 2 (Jon Lajoie)
 * 32) "Suck" - Suck My Motherfucking Dick by DJ Valentino
 * 33) "(Get that) shit out my face" - Adult Baby Dub (Jaboody Dubs)
 * 34) "Stick it up your ass" - Fuck Yourself by Steve Vai
 * 35) "Penises" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 4, Episode 3: Trouble Urinating
 * 36) "Pussy" - Like a Boss from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 19: Seth Rogen, Phoenix
 * 37) "Dinosaur" - Youtube Poop: The Lost Poops of QuibbyJibby (QuibbyJibby)
 * 38) Just get out of here, you stupid dumb animal!
 * 39) Hey there vagina
 * 40) Fuck off
 * 41) Brown
 * 42) Dick
 * 43) Horny
 * 44) Wait a minute
 * 45) Piss
 * 46) Cocaine
 * 47) Rape
 * 48) Children
 * 49) Butt
 * 50) Oh shit
 * 51) I feel so humiliated, I'm about to--
 * 52) You are so gay.