Just One Bite

Transcript

 * Squidward: [hands Harold his tray of food] Here you go, you bitch!
 * Squidward: Look at them eating that big cock. [Harold bites into his food and squirts mayonnaise into his mouth] It's disgust gargle mayonnaise.
 * Squidward: Next, I suppose you'll want me to go fist fucking with Patrick. [pan over to Patrick dressed as a cowboy, standing next to SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: Just get out of here, you stupid, dumb animal! [Patrick sighs and walks off sadly. SpongeBob tries to give Squidward the patty again]
 * Squidward: If I didn't want it out there, what makes you think I'd find it more stinky smelly diarrhea?! [slams the door. Cut to Squidward washing dishes. SpongeBob rises up, made with pink bubble in the sink, holding the Krabby Patty in his hand]
 * SpongeBob: Hey there, vagina.
 * Squidward: You sucking fuck suck gay ass motherfucker! [all the bubbles pop, including the Krabby Patty. Cut to Squidward putting money in the register. SpongeBob pops out of the register with coins on his head and eyes]
 * SpongeBob: One bite.
 * Squidward: Fuck off! [cash drawer shuts. Cut to Squidward taking out the trash. SpongeBob pops up from inside the trashcan, made with fruit and trash]
 * SpongeBob: But it doesn't make any sense! The brown dick is an absolute good.
 * SpongeBob: Oh no, what's this doing here?! This cake should be cremated! [runs to the furnace and throws it in and cries. Squidward walks up]
 * Squidward: Horny...
 * SpongeBob: You like sex with babies, don't you, Squidward? [Squidward begins to sweat, then slams the door on SpongeBob]
 * Joe: [laughs] You are so gay!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Mayonnaise
 * 2) Scrotum
 * 3) Stick it up your ass
 * 4) Fist
 * 5) Fucking
 * 6) Just get out of here, you stupid dumb animal!
 * 7) Hey there vagina
 * 8) Fuck off
 * 9) Brown
 * 10) Dick
 * 11) Horny
 * 12) Wait a minute
 * 13) Piss
 * 14) Cocaine
 * 15) Rape
 * 16) Children
 * 17) Butt
 * 18) Oh shit
 * 19) I feel so humiliated, I'm about to--
 * 20) You are so gay.