Verne Troyer Switched to Geico

Transcript
Rick Wilcockson is a real Geico costumer and not an actor. To help tell his story, we hired a small faggot.

Originally asked to switch to Geico and save cum

Yeah that's right bitch I was fucking your mom

Brittany Robertson and Aimee Teegarden got fucking murdered in fucking Scream 4, fuck these fucking skanky bitches!!!

Emma Roberts is an Asshole!!!

Scream 4 end credits are a croak of shit!!!

Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall, these characters are such whiny assholes!!!

Fuck Jill Roberts!!!

Bad Moms is a much better comedy than Bridesmaids!!!

All I have to say is that Donald Trump is a piece of shit and he can suck my dick!!! Donald Trump is a no good son of a bitch and an asshole!!! Donald Trump can eat shit and kiss my ass!!! I hope Donald Trump gets raped by prisoners and gangs will fuck his ass up.

Fuck the World!!!

'''Fuck you Aimee Teegarden!!! Fuck you Aimee Teegarden!!!'''

Fuck you Emma Roberts!!!

'''Fuck you Trump!!! Fuck you cock-sucking faggot!!!'''



Sound Clips

 * 1) Small
 * 2) Faggot
 * Cum
 * Sex
 * 1) Bitch
 * 2) Fucking - Tenacious D
 * 3) Your Mom - Blink 182
 * 4) What Up, Bitch?
 * 5) Cock
 * 6) Coming
 * Cum
 * 1) Fucking murdered
 * 2) Fucking skanky bitches
 * 3) Asshole
 * 4) Croak of shit
 * 5) Fuck Marnie Cooper and Fuck Jenny Randall
 * 6) Whiny Assholes
 * 7) Fuck Jill Roberts
 * 8) Donald Trump is a piece of shit
 * 9) Suck my dick
 * 10) Son of a bitch
 * 11) Eat shit and kiss my ass
 * 12) Raped
 * 13) Fuck his ass up
 * 14) Fuck the world
 * 15) Fuck you Aimee Teegarden
 * 16) Fuck you Emma Roberts
 * 17) Fuck you Trump
 * 18) Fuck you cock-sucking faggot