Bad KFC Commercial

Transcript 1
Old Colonel Sanders: Yo, what's up? It's me, Colonel Sanders.&lt;br /&gt; Real Colonel Sanders: Hey, what the fuck? That's not the real Colonel Sanders! I'm a mothafucka who invented it! And this is how you fuck bitches and get money. What up, bitch? It's me, the real Colonel Sanders. I'm back, baby! Now I'm here to tell you about my new $6,000 Butthole Fill Up. It's a fucking load of a bullshit with a side of fuck you observed in my ass on treasure chests. It's fucking disgusting! Don't try it!

Sound Clips from Transcript 1

 * Yo, what's up?
 * 1) WHAT THE FUCK?!?
 * 2) I'm a muthafucka who invented it!
 * 3) Fuck Bitches and Get Money
 * 4) What up, bitch?
 * 5) I'm back, baby!
 * $6,000
 * 1) Butthole
 * 2) Fucking load of bullshit with a side of fuck you
 * 3) My ass
 * 4) Fucking disgusting, don't try it!

Transcript 2
Colonel Sanders: Any bitchass drug dealer can give you a bag of weed for four fucking bucks, but only Colonel can give you a fucking bombass bag of crack for $5. You're in luck, cause...I'm the boss. It's a great way to stay in shape.

Sound Clips from Transcript 2

 * 1) Bitchass
 * 2) Drug Dealer
 * 3) Bag of Weed
 * 4) Fucking
 * 5) Fucking
 * 6) Bombass
 * 7) Bag of crack
 * 8) I'm the boss
 * 9) A great way to stay in shape

Sound Clips from Transcript 3

 * 1) Bitches
 * 2) Addiction
 * 3) Big Vice
 * 4) Locking
 * 5) Hard
 * 6) Big Fat
 * 7) Love
 * 8) Extra Large
 * 9) Dildo
 * 10) My Dick
 * 11) Have Sex
 * 12) Assrammer
 * 13) Cocksucker
 * 14) Asshole
 * 15) Fucking
 * 16) Disgusting

Transcript 4
Colonel Sanders: Introducing KFC's Fucking Disgusting Nashville Hot Weed only available for a limited time by---

Real Colonel Sanders: Some fucking bitch pretending to be queer but I'm gay so only I could fuck KFC's delicious new Nashville gay cock with his fucking stupid flavor

Sound Clips from Transcript 4

 * 1) Fucking
 * 2) Disgusting - MF Doom: Beef Rapp
 * 3) Weed
 * 4) Scream - Disturbed: Meaning of Life
 * 5) Fucking
 * 6) Bitch
 * 7) Queer
 * 8) Gay
 * 9) Fuck
 * 10) Gay
 * 11) Cock
 * 12) Fucking Stupid
 * 13) Big Ass
 * 14) Fuck Yeah

Transcript 5
Hey there bitches it's me a child rapist and I love sex with children

Sound Clips

 * 1) Bitches
 * 2) Child Rapist
 * 3) Sex with Children
 * 4) Bullshit
 * 5) Horny
 * 6) Really Hard - Hard Fucking
 * 7) Cum
 * 8) Blowjob
 * 9) Stupid
 * 10) The Kids
 * 11) WHAT THE FUCK?!?
 * 12) Stinks Like Shit - I don't know that sound clip from the song