ShamWow! (Edited)

Version 1

 * 1) What up, my niggerloids?: Stuart K Reilly - YouTube Poop NEWS: A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings
 * 2) It's ya boy: It's Ya Boy vine
 * 3) What the fuck is that supposed to be?!?: JonTron - Anti-Drug Games
 * 4) You: Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (Ganon YOU MUST DIE cutscene)
 * 5) Masturbate: JonnyEthco - Prostitute Mickey 2
 * 6) With: Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
 * 7) Fucking shit: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
 * 8) Stripper: T-Pain - I'm in Luv (wit a Stripper)
 * 9) Without a fucking penis: animeme - Anti-Joke Chicken
 * 10) It's fucking retarded!: rbelluso - Shamwow Dub Parody (Scamnow)
 * 11) Dildo: CBC: Weird Shit We Found in the Archives - A Town Called Dildo
 * 12) Can't openly: Rick Perry "Strong" commercial
 * 13) Fuck: The Lonely Island & T-Pain - I'm on a Boat
 * My: Atomic Bomberman outtakes
 * 1) Big fat: Ron White
 * 2) Butthole: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
 * 3) It's: Dragon Ball Z, episode "Goku's Arrival"
 * 4) Fucking crazy: Michael Rosen "fucking crazy" speech
 * 5) Menstrual blood: Jaboody Dubs - Shamwow Dub
 * 6) The invisible (boat)mobile: SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
 * 7) Ass: mostoffensivevideo - BEWARE OF THE EASTER NIGGA, CHARLIE BROWN!
 * 8) My dad's boat: Step Brothers - Boats 'n Hoes
 * 9) Mobile: SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
 * 10) Butt: Three 6 Mafia - Slob on My Knob
 * 11) I shit you not: (unknown audio)
 * 12) This: 300 (THIS IS SPARTA scene)
 * 13) Bullshit: Big Bill Hell's
 * 14) Sucks: Three 6 Mafia - Slob on My Knob
 * 15) Billion: Barack Obama (2008 interview with Wolf Blitzer)
 * 16) Penises: South Park, episode "D-Yikes!"
 * 17) Like a: The Lonely Island ft. Seth Rogen - Like a Boss
 * 18) Fucking animal: GurpageProductions - Welcome to Hogwarts
 * 19) Suck: Afroman - Crazy Rap
 * 20) Jizz: The Lonely Island - Jizz in My Pants
 * 21) You: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
 * 22) Stroke: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
 * It: Link: The Faces of Evil (Ganon IT BURNS cutscene)
 * 1) Really hard: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
 * 2) FOR FUCKS SAKE: The Thick of It, episode 2
 * 3) It's simple!: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks (Rock Band version)
 * 4) Stick it up your ass: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
 * 5) And you're gonna be fucking pleased about it!: GurpageProductions - You're a Wizard, Harry
 * 6) Nazis: (unknown audio)
 * 7) Sex toys: Ask Dan & Jennifer: Playing with Fire and Ice: Glass Sex Toys
 * 8) Coca-Cola: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
 * 9) Piss: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
 * 10) Semen: Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous
 * 11) Cum: Volvic Water "George the Volcano" commercial #1
 * 12) On top: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
 * 13) Your: That 70's Show
 * 14) Pussy: Afroman - Because I Got High
 * 15) AGH! FUCKING GROSS!: JonnyEthco - Mad Mad Mario 5
 * 16) Six: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
 * 17) Semen: Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous
 * 18) (Farting): (unknown audio)
 * 19) You followin' me, camera guy?: Epic Rap Battles of History - Ben Franklin vs. Billy Mays
 * 20) Four: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
 * 21) Fuck (etc): Tenacious D - Inward Singing
 * 22) Like a water hose: D4L - Laffy Taffy
 * 23) Bullshit: Tenacious D - History (Album version)
 * 24) Cumdumpster: Dirty Signs - Cum Dumpster
 * 25) HIV Positive (unknown audio)
 * 26) I'm sick of this shit!: JonnyEthco - Mad Mad Mario
 * 27) Oh my god: Family Guy, episode "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"
 * 28) I fucking love this: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (Paul F. Tompkins as the open mic host)
 * 29) Bullshit!: CopperCab - ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST
 * 30) Stroke: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
 * 31) Cock: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
 * 32) Genetalia: AwesomeTown - Deserted Moon
 * 33) Out of your fucking mind: The Shining (1980)
 * 34) Wrong: Superman Returns
 * 35) Twelve: makemebad35 - Insane Twins!!
 * 36) Every day: Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode
 * 37) Condoms: Trojan Magnum Condoms Commercial (by BK90292)
 * 38) Virginity: Vybz Kartel - Virginity
 * 39) Rupees: Link: The Faces of Evil (Morshu cutscene)
 * 40) Bullshit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
 * 41) Assrammer: SLAPPAYURFACE - My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words
 * 42) Order now: Team Fortress 2 (Scout soundfiles)
 * 43) Or else: Link: The Faces of Evil (Ganon cutscene)
 * 44) I will kill you: TheMysteriousMrEnter - Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [??????????]

Version 2

 * 1) A Latino man: To Catch a PredatorShamWow Fuck You Really Hard.PNG
 * 2) Fucking thing SUCKS: Bill O'Reilly flips out
 * 3) Piece of shit: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
 * 4) Shit: Tenacious D HBO show, episode "The Search for Inspirado"
 * 5) Ass: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
 * 6) Ass: Tenacious D - Double Team
 * 7) Whore: Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?
 * 8) Shitty: South Park, episode "Wing"
 * 9) Love: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
 * 10) Bigass: Tenacious D - Explosivo
 * 11) Pussy: Lil Wil - Bust It Open
 * 12) Your mom in the ass: Blink-182 - Fuck a Dog
 * 13) Fuck: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
 * 14) Hard: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
 * 15) Cum: Volvic Water "George the Volcano" commercial #1
 * 16) Skeet skeet skeet: D4L - Laffy Taffy (x2)
 * 17) Fuckin': Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
 * 18) Nazis: Inglourious Basterds
 * 19) Blouse: Tenacious D - Double Team
 * 20) Ass: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
 * 21) Cocksucker: Tenacious D HBO show, episode "The Search for Inspirado"
 * 22) Pubic hair: Tenacious D - Karate
 * 23) Piss: rbelluso - Shamwow Dub Parody (Scamnow)
 * 24) Shit: Subrick - Nice Job Waking Me Up (Pwnage Olympic Entry #1)
 * 25) Scrotum: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
 * 26) Bigass: Tenacious D - Explosivo
 * 27) Pussy: Afroman - Crazy Rap
 * 28) Cum: Volvic Water "George the Volcano" commercial #1
 * 29) Shit: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
 * 30) You fucking: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
 * 31) Dumbass: That 70's Show, episode "Reefer Madness"
 * 32) Cleveland steamer: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
 * 33) Ass: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
 * 34) Whore: Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
 * 35) Gay: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
 * 36) I hate you so much: (unknown audio)
 * 37) Hate: (unknown audio)
 * 38) I'm: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
 * 39) A big fat fuck: Ron White
 * 40) Balls: AC/DC - Big Balls
 * 41) Genetalia: The Lonely Island - Glirk
 * 42) The price is WRONG, bitch: Happy Gilmore (Happy fights Bob Barker scene)
 * 43) Sex: Tenacious D - Double Team
 * 44) Bullshit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
 * 45) Penises: South Park, episode "D-Yikes!"
 * 46) Cum: AC/DC - Big Balls
 * 47) Fuck: Tenacious D - Inward Singing (x2)
 * 48) Your: Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals
 * 49) Children: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
 * 50) Penises: South Park, episode "D-Yikes!"
 * 51) Free porno mag: Suburban Rythm - Bright City Lights
 * 52) Fuck you: Subrick - Nice Job Waking Me Up (Pwnage Olympic Entry #2) (x4)
 * 53) Really hard: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking (x4)
 * 54) Nazi: Inglourious Basterds
 * 55) Gay: The Holland Boys - I'm Gay
 * 56) Babies: Subrick - Nice Job Waking Me Up (Pwnage Olympic Entry #2)

Total Amount of Sound Clips
137