Dick Hobknocker (Live and Recorded Porn)

Transcript
MOM:

DAD:

GRANDPA: (laughs)

DAD: Hey, you're seeing this?

GRANDPA: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm trying to watch pornography!

(SFX: Fart)

Voiceover: Only the Hobknocker from Dick lets you watch live and recorded porn anywhere. Click here to die.

Sound Clips

 * 1) "Hobknocker" - iCarly Season 2, Episode 10: iRocked the Vote
 * 2) "Porno" - Bright City Lights by Suburban Rhythm
 * 3) "Whack Off" - At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
 * 4) "Penises" - South Park Season 11, Episode 6: D-Yikes
 * 5) "Oh Yeah" - Blue's Clues Season 1, Episode 13: The Grow Show
 * 6) "Fuck" and "Dick" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
 * 7) "Fuck" - JB's BJ by Tenacious D
 * 8) "Fucking" - Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
 * 9) laugh - Grandma's Kisses Dub (greenday12688)
 * 10) "Shut the fuck up" - One of a Kind by Atmosphere
 * 11) "Pornography" - Yu-GI-Oh: The Abridged Series Episode 27: She Blinded Me with Card Games (Little Kuriboh)
 * 12) farting - stock sound effect
 * 13) "Porn" - The Internet Is for Porn from Avenue Q
 * 14) "Die" - Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (First Ganon segment)