Suds

Transcript
Bold text*Mr. Krabs: Yo, bitch! What's holding up your cock?
 * SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I feel like a piece of shit.
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what the fuck is going on? You're paler than a bag of crack. [Gary pops out of nowhere]
 * Gary: He has herpes! [leaves]
 * Mr. Krabs: No fuckin' way!
 * SpongeBob: (sniffles) Here's that baked potato you wanted, Mr. Tits, sir. [tries not to sneeze, but sneezes anyway]
 * Mr. Krabs: [wipes the patty off his face] Alright, SpongeBob, you're too sick to fuck.
 * SpongeBob: You son of a bitch! Go fuck yourself!
 * Mr. Krabs: No, gonna take all day, and get some head. Nothing personal lad, just can't have you shooting hot sperm all over my food.


 * SpongeBob: I'm okay, Sandy. Really. [he inflates after he sneezes]
 * Sandy: I'm taking you to the cock doctor right fucking now!
 * Patrick: You'll be sorry for that, you son of a bitch! [he runs after Spongebob and pushes him forward] You can't take him to the dick doctors!
 * Sandy: That's a fucking pile of bullshit!

Sound Clips

 * 1) "Western Bacon Cheeseburger":
 * 2) "God dammit!": Superfuckers, episode "Scrimple's Delight"
 * 3) "Shiiiiiit!": Atomic Bomberman outtakes
 * 4) "Did you just crap your pants?": Superfuckers, episode "Sweet Baby Jesus"
 * 5) "Pantaloons": Superfuckers, episode "Shitstorm, Motherfuckers!"
 * 6) "What the fuck is going on?": Metalocalypse, episode "Breakupklok"
 * 7) "Tits": Atomic Bomberman outtakes
 * 8) "Go fuck yourself!": Metalocalypse, episode "Motherklok"
 * 9) "Shootin' hot sperm": "Death to All but Metal" by Steel Panther
 * 10) "Ringtone": "Ringtone" by Weird Al
 * 11) "Hello?": Superfuckers, episode "Sweet Baby Jesus"
 * 12) "Oh my God, shut your fucking mouth! Nobody cares."
 * 13) "You're a fucking idiot."
 * 14) "You should've been ashamed of yourself"
 * 15) "Got in my mouth!"

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