Take This Job and Squeeze It (SkateboardEditor Edit)

6teen Episode 1 (Edited) is SkateboardEditor's edit for 6teen Season 1, Episode 1: Take This Job and Squeeze It. It was uploaded on June 28, 2017.

Transcript
SkateboardEditor/TTJASI

Sound Clips

 * 1) "Horny" and "So" - Lithium by Nirvana
 * 2) "Want to fuck", "Your mom", "Your dad in the" and "Fuck you" - Fuck a Dog by Blink-182
 * 3) "Get fucked", "That", "Fuck you", "You stupid goddamn slut" and "Bastard" - Mad Mad Mario 3 (JonnyEthco)
 * 4) "You are a fucking", "You son of a bitch", "Get the fuck", "Bitch", "Fuck you", "Fuck" and "Going to rape" - Some Guy Yells at Cats (Gorilla Mask)
 * 5) "Goddamn" - I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! at the Disco
 * 6) "Slut" - Jizz in My Pants from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 10: John Malkovich, T.I.
 * 7) "Boy", "You will", "Kill", "Or else" and "Here" - Link: The Faces of Evil
 * 8) "Arrgh" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 9a: Krab Borg
 * 9) "Two", "Your ass", "Small", "Take", "Small chocolate shake", "Filet-O-Fish sandwich", "Half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke", "Chicken", "Since", "Has less calories 'cause it's fish", "Don't", "Shut up", "Up", "Four", "And", "Fuck my", "Money", "Give it to me", "Junior western bacon chee", "Mmkay" and "Give me" - Drive-Thru by Tenacious D
 * 10) "Oh yeah" - Awesome Series: Awesome Man (Egoraptor)
 * 11) "Fucking sexy" and "Sex" - Double Team by Tenacious D
 * 12) "Men", "Like", "Gay" and "I" - I Am Gay by Holland Boys
 * 13) "You slutbag", laughing, "Head", "You faggot", "Black man with a really huge dick", "Black", "Dick", "Fuck you", "Bitch (x2)", "Fuck", "Her", "You fucking", "You're a fucking", "Tits", "My titties", "Fuck you, asshole", "I got a", crying, "Weiner", "Titties", "What the fuck" and "Fucking asshole" - Grandma's Kisses dub (greenday12688)
 * 14) "What are you doing" and "You asshole" - Karate Schnitzel by Tenacious D
 * 15) Ejaculation noises and "Fucking" - Hard Fucking by Tenacious D
 * 16) "What the fuck", "Yeah", "Bullshit", "Not the", "What do you want", "No" and "I swear to god I'm gonna cut the nose off your face" - The Gay Ghost (makemebad35)
 * 17) "You", "Shit", "Fucking", "Fuck yeah", "Fucking dick", "You fucking bitch" and "You fucking" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
 * 18) "Come" - Mr. Volcano (Volvic)
 * 19) "On", "Fuck that", "(P)iss" and "Fuck that shit" - WTF Collective by Jon Lajoie
 * 20) "Dude's dick", "Hell yeah", "Dead", "Oh fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit", "The boss" and "Suck" - Like a Boss from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 19: Seth Rogen, Phoenix
 * 21) "Wow, that's" - Wow! That's a Low Price! (Staples)
 * 22) "Four-way" and "Three" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 6b: Squidville
 * 23) "Oh hell yeah" - The Simpsons: Hit & Run
 * 24) "See you, bitch" - Family Guy Season 8, Episode 16: April in Quahog (censored version)
 * 25) "Gonna fuck", "Fuck you" and "I'm" - Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
 * 26) "Man" - The Boondocks Season 3, Episode 9: A Date with the Booty Warrior
 * 27) "Pubic hair" and "My cock" - Suck on My Cock (Matt Rogers' Rated X Mas)
 * "I", "Piece of shit" and "You bitch" - Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 1) "Get" and "All over it" - The Buffoon and the Valedictorian by Adam Sandler
 * 2) "A lot of", "Girls", "Your titties", "Have sex", "Stupid", "Naked", "Really big" and "That's right" - Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoie
 * 3) "Puss" - South Park Season 19, Episode 8: Sponsored Content
 * 4) "Having sex" - Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 5) "Pubes", "Dildo", "Boyfriend's dick", "With", "A", "Strap on", "Off (x2)", "Whack", "Out of my", "Face", "Make" and "Head" - At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
 * 6) "Fuck you", "Yeah", "Fuck my", "Fuck", "Getting fucked in the ass", "Get raped" and "Stupid" - Pissed Off Gamer (makemebad35)
 * 7) "Fucking" and "No" - Friendship Test by Tenacious D
 * 8) "With" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 1, Episode 5a: Pizza Delivery
 * 9) "A (sack of) baby dick(s)" - The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 5: The Story of Thugnificent
 * 10) "Bitch, shut the fuck up" - Eazy-Duz-It by Eazy-E
 * 11) "Bitches", "What up, bitch" and "Strip" - Strip Club Song by Kutt Calhoun
 * 12) "Having" and "Buttsex" - South Park Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go
 * 13) "Big old" - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
 * 14) "Got a fat cock" - Sexual Harassment: What Employees Need to Know
 * 15) "Pornography" - Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series Episode 27: She Blinded Me with Card Games (Little Kuriboh)
 * 16) "Yeah (x2)" - Cock Pushups by Tenacious D
 * 17) "Ah you bitch" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears
 * 18) "Whores" - Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down
 * 19) "Children", "Bitch", "Oh god, I'm so", "Right now", "Mexican", "Ass", "In the ass", "Dickhead" and "Shit" - South Park Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette
 * 20) "I don't give a shit", "My nuts" and "My" - Farce of the Penguins
 * 21) "Me (x2)" and "No (x2)" - One Note Song by Tenacious D
 * 22) "Big old titties" - Pop That Pussy by 2 Live Crew
 * 23) "You" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
 * 24) "Look" and "No" - Hotel Mario
 * 25) "Like (I give) a" - like I give a fuck.avi (ThePawt)
 * 26) "Lesbian" and "Sucked" - Miley Cyrus Is a Lesbian by J Bigga
 * 27) "Not gay", "Shit", "Semen", "Bitch" and "Fuck me" - Fuck Everything by Jon Lajoie
 * 28) "Sucked", "Blowjob" and "Handjob" - JB's BJ by Tenacious D
 * 29) "That's racist" - WTF Collective 3 (music video) by Jon Lajoie
 * 30) "Fuck off", "You're such a stupid", "Go to hell", "Rip" and "You can" - Big Bill Hell's Cars
 * 31) "Oh", "So much bullshit" and "Fucking" - Rock Your Socks by Tenacious D
 * 32) "Get the fuck out", "Excuse me, bitch", "What the fuck did you just say", "I don't give a fuck", "You fucking bitch", "Why don't you go suck some cock for some" and "What" - Insane Twins!! (makemebad35)
 * 33) "You don't talk to" and "That way" - Pokémon FireRed: Team Rocket Hideout (Part 50) (GameGrumps)
 * 34) "Suck", "Fuck you", "(Pr)ick", "Ah fuck", "Fuck", "Man" and "Fucking asshole(s)" - Pokéawesome: Just a Pokémon Battle (Egoraptor)
 * 35) "Yeah" - Brock's Dub: Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock Baker)
 * 36) "In my p(ants)" - Dr. Tran Mail Episode 6: Keith Cares (Mondo Media)
 * 37) "Porn" - Her Eyes by Pat Monahan
 * 38) "You have fucked up now", "Suck my (presidential) cock", "Fuck up", "Oh no", "Now you" and "Who" - Lincoln from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 39) "We", "Sucked", "Smoke", "Fuck that bitch" and "She" - Crazy Rap by Afroman
 * 40) "Get the fuck out of here" - Get da Fuck Outta Here by Young Zee
 * 41) "Fucked up" and "Orgies" - Bacc 2 School by Afroman
 * 42) "Can" - Roadie by Tenacious D
 * 43) "Drugs" - Unidentifted pharmaceutical commercial
 * 44) "(H)ell", "With my dick", "Bitch", "Fuck", "Rape me", "Shit" and "Ow, fuck" - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 45) "To/Two/Too (???)", "Stabbed", "Pregnant", "Had a", and "Job" - Unidentified sources
 * 46) "Kick 'er ass (kick your ass)" - Karate by Tenacious D
 * 47) "No" and "Oh hell no" - Fence Prank Call (The Dog House)
 * 48) "Boo(bs)" - Naruto Abridged Episode 18
 * 49) "Go fuck yourself" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
 * 50) "No" - Superman Returns
 * 51) "What", "Bullshit", "Bitch" and "You gonna" - The Boondocks Season 1, Episode 4: Granddad's Fight
 * 52) "The fuck is this" and "Out" - Get the Fuck Out (Wembley Stadium) by Skid Row
 * 53) "Cunt", "You stupid bitch", "My", "You fat fuck" and "What the fuck" - Mad Mad Mario (JonnyEtcho)
 * 54) "High", "LSD" and "Suck his dick" - John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 55) "What am I doing" and "Who the fuck are" - Over by Drake
 * 56) "Bitch" - Happy Gilmore
 * 57) "Cums" - Big Balls by AC/DC
 * 58) "Masturbation" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 2, Episode 12: No Laughing
 * 59) "Don't be a" - Jack Black on Piracy
 * 60) "Gay", "You should" and "Yourself" - Fuck Yourself by Steve Vai
 * 61) "High as" - High as Fuck by Jon Lajoie
 * 62) "Shit (sheesh/it)" - Super Mario World Episode 11: The Yoshi Shuffle
 * 63) "Little" - Just Lose It by Eminem
 * 64) "Retarded" - WTF Collective 3 by Jon Lajoie
 * 65) "Fuck" - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 1, Episode 11: Eat This!
 * 66) "White" and "No" - St. Patrick's Day Is Racist!!! (CopperCab)
 * 67) "Shut your goddamn mouth", "Fuck yeah", "I'm gonna", "Jerking" and "Learn to" - How to Stalk a Girl (makemebad35)
 * 68) "What's up", "Self" and "Male" - Deserted Moon (Awesometown)
 * 69) "My nigga" - Slob on My Nob by Tear da Club Up Thugs
 * 70) "Use the cock", "What the fuck are you doing" and "I fucking" - Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 71) "Not" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 7b: Can You Spare a Dime?
 * "Oh, don't you call", "A whore" and "Fucking" - 39 by Tenacious D
 * 1) "Me" - Billy Mays Bloopers
 * 2) "Sucks" - Bill O'Reilly Meltdown (Inside Edition)
 * 3) "Everybody" and "I fucking hate you" - Gandalf from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 4
 * 4) "Fucking cock", "You bitch", "My bitch", "Fucker", "You fucking bitch", "You fucking ass", "Bitch" and "You fucker" - Kyle Quit the Band (demo tape version) by Tenacious D
 * 5) "Police" - Speakonia
 * 6) "Pornograph(y)" - Violent Pornography by System of a Down
 * 7) "Weed" and "Aw shit" - Xbox Live conversation recorded by DaCaveManEngi
 * 8) "Sex toys" - Playing with Fire and Ice: Glass Sex Toys (Ask Dan & Jennifer)
 * 9) "Fuck" and "(S)ack" - Ripped Pants dub (greenday12688)
 * 10) "Fuck it", "I don't give a fuck", "Fuck with" and "What the fuck was that" - 85 Bucks an Hour by Twiztid and Insane Clown Posse
 * 11) "Pussy" - 'Ho Stopper by Afroman
 * 12) "Up", "This bitch" and "Being" - WTF Collective 2 by Jon Lajoie
 * 13) "Don't believe this" - Reporter Turns Ghetto in 3 Seconds!! (asathecomic)
 * 14) "Bitch" - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 4, Episode 8: Manners
 * 15) "Latino man" and "Horny" - To Catch a Predator: Petaluma, California Part 1
 * 16) Beat-up sounds - The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher by Adam Sandler
 * 17) "Ow" - The Cheerleader by Adam Sandler
 * 18) "Bitch" - Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 19) "Prostitution" - Refugees Turn to Prostitution (CBS Evening News)
 * 20) "House" and "Bitch" - Get the Fuck Out of My House by 2 Live Crew
 * 21) "Porn" - The Internet Is for Porn from Avenue Q
 * 22) "Oh shit" and "That's fucking" - Timmy Poops His Pants from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 23) "Gays", "Vagina" and "Having" - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina by Jon Lajoie
 * 24) "What the shit" - Drug Deal Gone Bad! (makemebad35)
 * 25) "This", "Gayer than Brokeback Mountain", "Jerk" and "Bu(kakke)" - The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality (NSFW Comix)
 * 26) "(Fu)cking" - Master Exploder from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 27) "Some weed" and "Big assed" - Explosivo by Tenacious D
 * 28) "Gay bar" - Gay Bar by Electric Six
 * 29) "Pimp" - Like a Pimp by David Banner feat. Lil' Flip
 * 30) "No" - Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episode 8: Lovesick Sonic
 * 31) "Anal sex" - The Future by Teddy Thompson (Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man)
 * 32) "Gay porn (x2)" - Lindsay Lohan Voicemail Prank
 * 33) "Sex" - To Catch a Predator: Unknown
 * 34) "A girl on her period" and "Bitches" - Very Super Famous by Jon Lajoie
 * 35) "A pedophile" - Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer (CollegeHumor)
 * 36) "Tight" - Katamari Damarcy: I See the Cosmos (Part 1) (GameGrumps)
 * 37) "Dick and nutsack" - Guerillas in tha Mist by Da Lench Mob
 * 38) "Go" and "Yourself" - John Madden Popcorn Popper from Mad TV Season 8, Episode 5
 * 39) "My (x2)" and "You just" - Chocolate Salty Balls (Chef Aid: The South Park Album)
 * 40) "Now" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 3b: The Bully
 * 41) "Give me some head" - Rock Is Dead by Tenacious D
 * 42) "My life" - My Life by The Game feat. Lil Wayne
 * 43) "White" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 9a: Survival of the Idiots
 * 44) "Bitch" - South Park Season 1, Episode 6: Death
 * 45) "Whore" - Whore! Where Are You? by Adam Sandler
 * 46) "Fucked up" and "Fucking shit" - The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions by Adam Sandler
 * 47) "Worse than a hundred September 11ths" - BoJack Horseman Season 1, Episode 4: Zoës and Zeldas
 * 48) "What the fuck is wrong with you" - Punched In (Jon Lajoie)
 * 49) "Dumbass (x2)" - That '70s Show Season 2, Episode 14: Red's New Job
 * 50) "You", "Will" and "Fucking" - Mad Mad Mario 2 (JonnyEthco)
 * 51) "Fuck your own face" - Tropic Thunder
 * 52) "Kill yourself (x2)" - Kill Yourself (Festival Supreme 2014) by Bo Burnham
 * 53) "Goddammit", crying and "What the fuck" - Tenacious D Episode 1a: The Search for Inspirado
 * 54) "Faggot" - South Park Season 12, Episode 5: Eek, a Penis!
 * 55) "(G)rapes (the) kids" and "I'm going to rape you" - Grapist from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 14
 * 56) "Fuck" - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 4, Episode 10: Abstinence
 * 57) "The homeless" - Codename: The Abortionator from Robot Chicken Season 1, Episode 17: Operation: Rich in Spirit
 * 58) "Bitch, what are you crying about" - American Dad! Season 7, Episode 1: 100 A.D.
 * 59) "Fuck you, punkass" - The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 4: Stinkmeaner Strikes Back
 * 60) Laughter, "About", "Know", "Die" and "Good" - Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
 * 61) "What the fuck" - Butt Baby by Tenacious D
 * 62) "Get the" - Entourage Season 3, Episode 15: Manic Monday
 * 63) "Police" - NiggaNiggaNigga from Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
 * 64) "The", "Police" and "Have a lot of money" - I Kill People by Jon Lajoie
 * 65) Fart - Stock sound effect
 * 66) "Rape" - Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts (JonnyEtcho)
 * 67) "Fucking cock" - Classico from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 68) "Just" - I Just Had Sex from Saturday Night Live Season 36, Episode 10: Jeff Bridges, Eminem & Lil Wayne
 * 69) "Hands" - Cave Intro by Tenacious D
 * 70) "They" - They Fucked Our Asses by Tenacious D
 * 71) "Freaking retarded" - South Park Season 12, Episode 14: The Ungroundable
 * 72) "Cock and nuts" - Do It for Your Mama by Adam Sandler
 * 73) "Hell no" - Awnaw by Nappy Roots
 * 74) "Are you fucking" - Zombie Barricades by The Company Band
 * 75) "Don't fuck me" - South Park Season 14, Episode 3: Medicinal Fried Chicken
 * 76) "STDs" and "Genitalia" - Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape (the2toms)
 * 77) "Fuck" - Kielbasa by Tenacious D
 * 78) "Literally, my life" - Literally, My Life by MyLifeAsEva
 * 79) "Fuck yeah" - America, Fuck Yeah from Team America: World Police
 * 80) "Jack(ing)" - SpongeBob SickPants (OneyNG)
 * 81) "Homo" - Steve Berman (The Marshall Mathers LP) by Eminem
 * 82) "Yeah" - Flutes & Trombones by Tenacious D
 * 83) "Titty (titties)" - Itty Bitty Titties by Ken Carlyle
 * 84) "Is" and "This" - 300
 * 85) "Assrammer" - My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words (SLAPPAYURFACE)
 * 86) "Your" - My Dick by Mickey Avalon
 * 87) "You bitch" - Kingdom of Paradise
 * 88) "Bitch" - Black Man Angry at KFC (dcigs)
 * 89) "Lesbian" - SpongeBob in the Hood (kasaanTV)
 * 90) "I love Mexicans, I'll do it" - Family Guy Season 2, Episode 7: The King Is Dead
 * 91) "Asshole" - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs. Kim Jong-il by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 92) "Nasty" - Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Season 1, Episode 11: The Big Taste Test (English dub)
 * 93) "Bitching" - Yonkers by Tyler, the Creator
 * 94) "Alright, okay, god" - Family Guy: Season 3, Episode 20: Road to Europe
 * 95) "Fuck" and "I'll (find out where you live and) kill you" - A Very Angry Kid on MW2 (cathala10)
 * 96) "Get the fuck out" - Carnival Madness (Twelthofadime)
 * 97) "Not be retarded" - American Dad! Season 4, Episode 10: Tearjerker
 * 98) "Bitch" - I'm on a Boat from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 15: Bradley Cooper, TV on the Radio
 * 99) "My ass" - Cyanide & Happiness: The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere (ExplosmEntertainment)
 * 100) "Gay" - All Apologies by Nirvana
 * 101) "Stripper" - I'm 'n Luv (wit a Stripper) by T-Pain
 * 102) "Vibrator" - Vibrator by Electric Six
 * 103) "Abortion" - The Birthday Song by Jon Lajoie
 * 104) "Drug(s) (x2)" and "Drug" - Rockstar by Nickelback
 * 105) "Holy" - Full Metal Jacket
 * 106) "Oh shit" - London Bridge by Fergie
 * 107) "No" - Greatest Freakout Ever 19 (wafflepwn)
 * 108) "Rape" - Fred Phelps
 * 109) Punch/grunt - Counter-Strike
 * 110) "Rape" and "Now" - Kenny vs. Spenny Season 4, Episode 10: Who Can Commit the Most Crimes?
 * 111) Beat-up sounds - The Beating of a High School Science Teacher by Adam Sandler
 * 112) "Killed him" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 4a: Nasty Patty
 * 113) Dun-dun - Law & Order