Take This Job and Squeeze It (SkateboardEditor Edit)

6teen Episode 1 (Edited) is SkateboardEditor's edit for 6teen Season 1, Episode 1: Take This Job and Squeeze It. It was uploaded on June 28, 2017.

Transcript
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Sound Clips

 * 1) "Horny" and "So" - Lithium by Nirvana
 * 2) "Want to fuck", "Your mom", "Your dad in the" and "Fuck you" - Fuck a Dog by Blink-182
 * 3) "Get fucked", "That", "Fuck you", "Goddamn slut" and "Bastard" - Mad Mad Mario 3 (JonnyEthco)
 * 4) "You are a fucking", "You son of a bitch", "Get the fuck", "Bitch", "Fuck you" and "Fuck" - Some Guy Yells at Cats (Gorilla Mask)
 * 5) "Goddamn" - I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! at the Disco
 * 6) "Slut" - Jizz in My Pants from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 10: John Malkovich, T.I.
 * 7) "Boy", "You will", "Kill" and "Or else" - Link: The Faces of Evil
 * 8) "Arrgh" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 9a: Krab Borg
 * 9) "Two", "Your ass", "Small", "Take", "Small chocolate shake", "Filet-O-Fish sandwich", "Half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke", "Chicken", "Since", "Has less calories 'cause it's fish", "Don't", "Shut up", "Up", "Four", "And", "Fuck my", "Money", "Give it to me" and "Junior western bacon chee" - Drive-Thru by Tenacious D
 * 10) "Oh yeah" - Awesome Series: Awesome Man (Egoraptor)
 * 11) "Fucking sexy" and "Sex" - Double Team by Tenacious D
 * 12) "Men", "Like", "Gay" and "I" - I Am Gay by Holland Boys
 * 13) "You slut", laughing, "Head", "You faggot", "Black man with a really huge dick", "Black", "Dick", "Fuck you", "Bitch (x2)", "Fuck", "Her", "You fucking", "You're a fucking", "Tits", "My titties", "Fuck you, asshole", "I got a", crying, "Weiner", "Titties", "What the fuck" and "Fucking asshole" - Grandma's Kisses dub (greenday12688)
 * 14) "What are you doing" and "You asshole" - Karate Schnitzel by Tenacious D
 * 15) Ejaculation noises and "Fucking" - Hard Fucking by Tenacious D
 * 16) "What the fuck", "Yeah", "Bullshit", "Not", "What do you want" and "No" - The Gay Ghost (makemebad35)
 * 17) "You", "Shit" and "Fucking" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
 * 18) "Come" - Mr. Volcano (Volvic)
 * 19) "On", "Fuck that", "(P)iss" and "Fuck that shit" - WTF Collective by Jon Lajoie
 * 20) "Dude's dick", "Hell yeah", "Dead", "Oh fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit" and "The boss" - Like a Boss from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 19: Seth Rogen, Phoenix
 * 21) "Wow, that's" - Wow! That's a Low Price! (Staples)
 * 22) "Four-way" and "Three" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 6b: Squidville
 * 23) "Oh hell yeah" - The Simpsons: Hit & Run
 * 24) "See you, bitch" - Family Guy Season 8, Episode 16: April in Quahog (censored version)
 * 25) "Gonna fuck" and "Fuck you" - Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
 * 26) "Man" - The Boondocks Season 3, Episode 9: A Date with the Booty Warrior
 * 27) "Pubic hair" and "My cock" - Suck on My Cock (Matt Rogers' Rated X Mas)
 * "I", "Piece of shit" and "You bitch" - Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 1) "Get" and "All over it" - The Buffoon and the Valedictorian by Adam Sandler
 * 2) "A lot of", "Girls", "Your titties", "Have sex", "Stupid" and "Naked" - Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoie
 * 3) "Puss" - South Park Season 19, Episode 8: Sponsored Content
 * 4) "Having sex" - Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 5) "Pubes", "Dildo", "Boyfriend's dick", "With", "A", "Strap on", "Off (x2)", "Whack", "Out of my" and "Face" - At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler
 * 6) "Fuck you", "Yeah", "Fuck my", "Fuck", "Getting fucked in the ass" and "Get raped" - Pissed Off Gamer (makemebad35)
 * 7) "Fucking" and "No" - Friendship Test by Tenacious D
 * 8) "With" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 1, Episode 5a: Pizza Delivery
 * 9) "A (sack of) baby dick(s)" - The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 5: The Story of Thugnificent
 * 10) "Bitch, shut the fuck up" - Eazy-Duz-It by Eazy-E
 * 11) "Bitches", "What up, bitch" and "Strip" - Strip Club Song by Kutt Calhoun
 * 12) "Having" and "Buttsex" - South Park Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go
 * 13) "Big old" - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
 * 14) "Got a fat cock" - Sexual Harassment: What Employees Need to Know
 * 15) "Pornography" - Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series Episode 27: She Blinded Me with Card Games (Little Kuriboh)
 * 16) "Yeah (x2)" - Cock Pushups by Tenacious D
 * 17) "Ah you bitch" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears
 * 18) "Whores" - Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down
 * 19) "Children", "Bitch", "Oh god, I'm so", "Right now", "Mexican", "Ass", "In the ass", "Dickhead" and "Shit" - South Park Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette
 * 20) "I" and "My nuts" - Farce of the Penguins
 * 21) "Me (x2)" and "No (x2)" - One Note Song by Tenacious D
 * 22) "Big old titties" - Pop That Pussy by 2 Live Crew
 * 23) "You" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
 * 24) "Look" and "No" - Hotel Mario
 * 25) "Like (I give) a" - like I give a fuck.avi (ThePawt)
 * 26) "Lesbian" and "Sucked" - Miley Cyrus Is a Lesbian by J Bigga
 * 27) "Not gay", "Shit", "Semen", "Bitch" and "Fuck me" - Fuck Everything by Jon Lajoie
 * 28) "Sucked", "Blowjob" and "Handjob" - JB's BJ by Tenacious D
 * 29) "That's racist" - WTF Collective 3 (music video) by Jon Lajoie
 * 30) "Fuck off", "You're such a stupid", "Go to hell", "Rip" and "You can" - Big Bill Hell's Cars
 * 31) "Oh", "So much bullshit" and "Fucking" - Rock Your Socks by Tenacious D
 * 32) "Get the fuck out", "Excuse me, bitch", "What the fuck did you just say", "I don't", "You fucking bitch", "Why don't you go suck some cock for some" and "What" - Insane Twins!! (makemebad35)
 * 33) "You don't talk to" and "That way" - Pokémon FireRed: Team Rocket Hideout (Part 50) (GameGrumps)
 * 34) "Suck", "Fuck you", "(Pr)ick", "Ah fuck" and "Fuck" - Pokéawesome: Just a Pokémon Battle (Egoraptor)
 * 35) "Yeah" - Brock's Dub: Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock Baker)
 * 36) "In my p(ants)" - Dr. Tran Mail Episode 6: Keith Cares (Mondo Media)
 * 37) "Porn" - Her Eyes by Pat Monahan
 * 38) "You have fucked up now", "Suck my (presidential) cock", "Fuck up" and "Oh no" - Lincoln from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 39) "We", "Sucked", "Smoke", "Fuck that bitch" and "She" - Crazy Rap by Afroman
 * 40) "Get the fuck out of here" - Get da Fuck Outta Here by Young Zee
 * 41) "Fucked up" and "Orgies" - Bacc 2 School by Afroman
 * 42) "Can" - Roadie by Tenacious D
 * 43) "Drugs" - Unidentifted pharmaceutical commercial
 * 44) "(H)ell", "With", "Bitch", "Fuck", "Rape me" and "Shit" - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 45) "To/Two/Too (???)", "Stab(bed)", "Pregnant" and "Had a" - Unidentified sources
 * 46) "Kick 'er ass (kick your ass)" - Karate by Tenacious D
 * 47) "No" and "Oh hell no" - Fence Prank Call (The Dog House)
 * 48) "Boo(bs)" - Naruto Abridged Episode 18
 * 49) "Go fuck yourself" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
 * 50) "No" - Superman Returns
 * 51) "What" and "Bullshit" - The Boondocks Season 1, Episode 4: Granddad's Fight
 * 52) "The fuck is this" and "Out" - Get the Fuck Out (Wembley Stadium) by Skid Row
 * 53) "Cunt", "You stupid bitch", "My", "You fat fuck" and "What the fuck" - Mad Mad Mario (JonnyEtcho)
 * 54) "High", "LSD" and "Suck his dick" - John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 55) "What am I doing" - Over by Drake
 * 56) "Bitch" - Happy Gilmore
 * 57) "Cum(s)" - Big Balls by AC/DC
 * 58) "Masturbation" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 2, Episode 12: No Laughing
 * 59) "Don't be a" - Jack Black on Piracy
 * 60) "Gay", "You should" and "Yourself" - Fuck Yourself by Steve Vai
 * 61) "High as" - High as Fuck by Jon Lajoie
 * 62) "Shit (sheesh/it)" - Super Mario World Episode 11: The Yoshi Shuffle
 * 63) "Little" - Just Lose It by Eminem
 * 64) "Retarded" - WTF Collective 3 by Jon Lajoie
 * 65) "Fuck" - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 1, Episode 11: Eat This!
 * 66) "White" - St. Patrick's Day Is Racist!!! (CopperCab)
 * 67) "Shut your goddamn mouth", "Fuck yeah", "I'm gonna" and "Jerking" - How to Stalk a Girl (makemebad35)
 * 68) "What's up" and "Self" - Somewhere in Space (Awesometown)
 * 69) "My nigga" - Slob on My Nob by Tear da Club Up Thugs
 * 70) "Use the cock", "What the fuck are you doing" and "I fucking" - Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 71) "Not" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 7b: Can You Spare a Dime?
 * "Oh, don't you call", "A whore" and "Fucking" - 39 by Tenacious D
 * 1) "Me" - Billy Mays Bloopers
 * 2) "Sucks" - Bill O'Reilly Meltdown (Inside Edition)
 * 3) "Everybody" and "I fucking hate you" - Gandalf from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 4
 * 4) "Fucking cock", "You bitch", "My bitch", "Fucker", "You fucking bitch", "You fucking ass" and "Bitch" - Kyle Quit the Band (demo tape version) by Tenacious D
 * 5) "Police" - Speakonia
 * 6) "Pornograph(y)" - Violent Pornography by System of a Down
 * 7) "Weed" and "Aw shit" - Xbox Live conversation recorded by DaCaveManEngi
 * 8) "Sex toys" - Lover's Shopping Network
 * 9) "Fuck" and "(S)ack" - Ripped Pants dub (greenday12688)
 * 10) "Fuck it", "I don't" and "Fuck with" - 85 Bucks an Hour by Twiztid and Insane Clown Posse
 * 11) "Pussy" - 'Ho Stopper by Afroman
 * 12) "Up", "This bitch" and "Being" - WTF Collective 2 by Jon Lajoie
 * 13) "Don't believe this" - Reporter Turns Ghetto in 3 Seconds!! (asathecomic)
 * 14) "Bitch" - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 4, Episode 8: Manners
 * 15) "Latino man" and "Horny" - To Catch a Predator: Petaluma, California Part 1
 * 16) Beat-up sounds - The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher by Adam Sandler
 * 17) "Ow" - The Cheerleader by Adam Sandler
 * 18) "Bitch" - Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 19) "Prostitution" - Refugees Turn to Prostitution (CBS Evening News)
 * 20) "House" and "Bitch" - Get the Fuck Out of My House by 2 Live Crew
 * 21) "Porn" - The Internet Is for Porn from Avenue Q
 * 22) "Oh shit" and "That's fucking" - Timmy Poops His Pants from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 23) "Gays", "Vagina" and "Having" - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina by Jon Lajoie
 * 24) "What the shit" - Drug Deal Gone Bad! (makemebad35)
 * 25) "This", "Gayer than Brokeback Mountain" and "Jerk" - The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality (NSFW Comix)
 * 26) "(Fu)cking" - Master Exploder from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 27) "Some weed" - Explosivo by Tenacious D
 * 28) "Gay bar" - Gay Bar by Electric Six
 * 29) "Pimp" - Like a Pimp by David Banner feat. Lil' Flip
 * 30) "No" - Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episode 8: Lovesick Sonic
 * 31) "Anal sex" - The Future by Teddy Thompson (Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man)
 * 32) "Gay porn (x2)" - Lindsay Lohan Voicemail Prank
 * 33) "Sex" - To Catch a Predator: Unknown
 * 34) "A girl on her period" and "Bitches" - Very Super Famous by Jon Lajoie
 * 35) "A pedophile" - Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer (CollegeHumor)
 * 36) "Tight" - Katamari Damarcy: I See the Cosmos (Part 1) (GameGrumps)
 * 37) "Dick and nutsack" - Guerillas in tha Mist by Da Lench Mob
 * 38) "Go" and "Yourself" - John Madden Popcorn Popper from Mad TV Season 8, Episode 5
 * 39) "My" - Chocolate Salty Balls (Chef Aid: The South Park Album)
 * 40) "Now" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 3b: The Bully
 * 41) "Give me some head" - Rock Is Dead by Tenacious D
 * 42) "My life" - My Life by The Game feat. Lil Wayne
 * 43) "White" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 9a: Survival of the Idiots
 * 44) "Bitch" - South Park Season 1, Episode 6: Death
 * 45) "Whore" - Whore! Where Are You? by Adam Sandler
 * 46) "Fucked up" - The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions by Adam Sandler
 * 47) "Worse than a hundred September 11ths" - BoJack Horseman Season 1, Episode 4: Zoës and Zeldas
 * 48) "What the fuck is wrong with you" - Punched In (Jon Lajoie)
 * 49) "Dumbass (x2)" - That '70s Show Season 2, Episode 14: Red's New Job
 * 50) "You" and "Will" - Mad Mad Mario 2 (JonnyEthco)
 * 51) "Fuck your own face" - Tropic Thunder
 * 52) "Kill yourself (x2)" - Kill Yourself (Festival Supreme 2014) by Bo Burnham
 * 53) "Goddammit", crying and "What the fuck" - Tenacious D Episode 1a: The Search for Inspirado
 * 54) "Faggot" - South Park Season 12, Episode 5: Eek, a Penis!
 * 55) "(G)rapes (the) kids" - Grapist from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 14
 * 56) "Fuck" - Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 4, Episode 10: Abstinence
 * 57) "The homeless" - Codename: The Abortionator from Robot Chicken Season 1, Episode 17: Operation: Rich in Spirit
 * 58) "Bitch, what are you crying about" - American Dad! Season 7, Episode 1: 100 A.D.
 * 59) "Fuck you, punkass" - The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 4: Stinkmeaner Strikes Back
 * 60) Laughter, "About" and "Know" - Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
 * 61) "What the fuck" - Butt Baby by Tenacious D
 * 62) "Get the" - Entourage Season 3, Episode 15: Manic Monday
 * 63) "Police" - NiggaNiggaNigga from Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
 * 64) "The", "Police" and "Have a lot of money" - I Kill People by Jon Lajoie
 * 65) Fart - Stock sound effect
 * 66) "Rape" - Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts (JonnyEtcho)
 * 67) "Fucking cock" - Classico from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 68) "Just" - I Just Had Sex from Saturday Night Live Season 36, Episode 10: Jeff Bridges, Eminem & Lil Wayne
 * 69) "Hands" - Cave Intro by Tenacious D
 * 70) "They" - They Fucked Our Asses by Tenacious D
 * 71) "Freaking retarded" - South Park Season 12, Episode 14: The Ungroundable
 * 72) "Cock and nuts" - Do It for Your Mama by Adam Sandler
 * 73) "Hell no" - Awnaw by Nappy Roots
 * 74) "Are you fucking" - Zombie Barricades by The Company Band
 * 75) "Don't fuck me" - South Park Season 14, Episode 3: Medicinal Fried Chicken
 * 76) "STDs" and "Genitalia" - Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape (the2toms)
 * 77) "Fuck" - Kielbasa by Tenacious D
 * 78) "Literally, my life" - Literally, My Life by MyLifeAsEva
 * 79) "Fuck yeah" - America, Fuck Yeah from Team America: World Police
 * 80) "Jack(ing)" - SpongeBob SickPants (OneyNG)
 * 81) "Homo" - Steve Berman (The Marshall Mathers LP) by Eminem
 * 82) "Yeah" - Flutes & Trombones by Tenacious D
 * 83) "Titty (titties)" - Itty Bitty Titties by Ken Carlyle
 * 84) "Is" - 300
 * 85) "Assrammer" - My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words (SLAPPAYURFACE)
 * 86) "Your" - My Dick by Mickey Avalon
 * 87) "You bitch" - Kingdom of Paradise
 * 88) "Bitch" - Black Man Angry at KFC (dcigs)
 * 89) "Lesbian" - SpongeBob in the Hood (kasaanTV)
 * 90) "I love Mexicans, I'll do it" - Family Guy Season 2, Episode 7: The King Is Dead
 * 91) "Asshole" - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs. Kim Jong-il by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 92) "Nasty" - Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Season 1, Episode 11: The Big Taste Test (English dub)
 * 93) "Bitching" - Yonkers by Tyler, the Creator