User blog:DemonicBeast/Sound Source Ideas from a Former Editor

As a former editor with a short lifespan (thanks to those dickbag, parody-hating Viacom stalkers) I have a load of sound sources I will never get to use. I shall suggest a load of them right here, and you are free to use them, hence list them as sound sources on this wiki.

I WILL UPDATE WHENEVER I CAN (usually on weekends) First, just to clarify things. If something is in a bracket (ex. [Michael went and] beat the shit out of him), that text is unnecessary, it's just to make things easier to understand as a full sentence. If there is an asterisk, there are additional notes. If it's in parentheses, it's optional to use.

Let's get the fuck started!

Baby Godfather

 * 1) Who the fuck [is Simon?]
 * 2) Son of a bitch [told me it's naptime.]

Baby Godfather 2

 * 1) (Fat) [purple] fuck
 * 2) Motherfucker
 * 3) He's dead
 * 4) Balls
 * 5) Wipe my own ass
 * 6) And it's fuckin' great!

Philosoraptor

 * 1) Blowjob
 * 2) Hand job

Philosoraptor 2

 * 1) Private parts
 * 2) Prostitute

Philosoraptor 3

 * 1) Child molester

Awesome Penguin

 * 1) Erection
 * 2) Get laid
 * 3) Lose virginity

Courage Wolf 2

 * 1) Your virginity!

TV of TERROR!

 * Oh, no! I'm NAKED!

Ask Orange 12: Break Dance Lessons!

 * 1) Agh! I'm naked!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Toilet

 * 1) Shit

YO MAMA SO STUPID! Puzzle

 * 1) Yeah, I just called your mom retarded!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Freddy Krueger

 * 1) Bitch!

YO MAMA SO FAT! Stephen Hawking/Black Hole

 * 1) Asshole

YO MAMA SO POOR! KFC

 * 1) What the FUCK, lady?!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Bath Water

 * Ah, fuck this!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club

 * 1) Strip club

YO MAMA SO FAT! School Pictures

 * 1) Get bitches!

YO MAMA SO FAT! Yogi Bear

 * Oh, shit

YO MAMA SO FAT! South Park

 * 1) You BASTARD!

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Santa Claus

 * 1) Holy shit!

YO MAMA SO OLD! Ancient Aliens

 * 1) Motherfucking

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Deadpool

 * 1) [Could somebody get me] the fuck [out of this joke?]

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Juggernaut / X-Men

 * 1) Bitch!
 * 2) Oh shit!
 * 3) Fuck you, [Charles!]

YO MAMA SO UGLY! Ice Cube

 * 1) Aw shit!

Klefki Will F*** You Up

 * 1) Shit stain
 * 2) You got a fucking problem [with fairies?]
 * 3) [Klefki just] stole your bitch!
 * 4) Fuck
 * 5) Really hard
 * 6) Up your ass

Cradily Will F*** You Up

 * 1) ​Cock
 * 2) What the fuck is that thing?
 * 3) Shithead!
 * 4) Harder than my dick is
 * 5) Bitch!
 * 6) Acid!
 * 7) Motherfucking dicks!
 * 8) Retarded ass

Raticate Will F*** You Up

 * 1) Fuck you!
 * 2) Motherfucker
 * 3) Little bitch

Braviary is Patriotic as F***

 * 1) Pull that wiener from out your throat and listen the FUCK up!

Shedinja Will F*** You Up

 * 1) ​Bitch!
 * 2) Fuck
 * 3) Too fucking bad!
 * 4) Asshole!
 * 5) Get the hell outta here!

Mega Rayzuaza Will F*** You Up

 * 1) You're fucked!

BEAT Will F*** You Up

 * 1) Beat off
 * 2) Sexy as fuck!
 * 3) Dumbfuck ass
 * 4) Nut-sucker
 * 5) Fucking dumbass(es)
 * 6) Fuck you
 * 7) Fucking stupid
 * 8) Fucking dogs
 * 9) Bitches!

DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE

 * 1) Holy shit
 * 2) Satan's asshole
 * 3) Fuck your shit up!
 * 4) You worthless sack of rhino dicks!

BANETTE WILL FUCK YOU UP

 * 1) Some dipshit [child]
 * 2) Bitch!
 * 3) Get right the fuck out of here!

PSYDUCK WILL FUCK YOU UP

 * 1) Dildos

MAGIKARP WILL FUCK YOU UP

 * 1) Bitches!

SYLVEON WILL FUCK YOU

 * 1) Dickbrain!
 * 2) FUCK NO!

Top 10 Cutest Pokémon

 * 1) Give a fuck

Source #5: Robot Chicken
NOTE: Some sketch titles are listed differently than their official names on Adult Swim's YouTube channel.

Lil' Magnum P.I.

 * 1) I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget!
 * 2) What the hell just happened?

Codename: The Abortionator

 * 1) Shoot your parents!
 * 2) Make sweet, sweet love

Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God

 * 1) Tiny schlong

Cork

 * 1) Mentally challenged

Oz Prison

 * 1) Toss my salad
 * 2) Balls

Egyptian Lego

 * 1) In the nutbag!

Where in Time Is My Broken Heart (the uncensored version is on YouTube as well)

 * 1) What the fuck?
 * 2) You motherfucking whore!
 * 3) You dumb bitch!
 * 4) That fucking bitch
 * 5) You whore!
 * 6) You fucked it all up!

Gullah Gullah I Lied

 * 1) You dumbass!

Bitch Pudding Special (part 1)

 * 1) Up the butt (x2)

Bitch Pudding Special (part 2)

 * 1) Moose dick
 * 2) Asshole
 * 3) That asshole
 * 4) My boot up his asshole

Source #6: Family Guy
Peter's Two Dads (Peter takes up crack)
 * 1) What the fuck?

An App A Day (Stewie's Tennis Rage - Uncensored version is on YouTube)

 * 1) Are you shittin' me?!
 * 2) Fucking
 * 3) Piece of shit
 * 4) I'm gonna (go to your house and) fuck your wife!

The Juice Is Loose (Stewie on the roof)

 * 1) Penis (TV version)
 * 2) Fucking your girlfriend (uncensored DVD version)

Top 10 Discontinued Snack Foods (Four Loko newscast clip)

 * 1) Liquid cocaine