EditsForWinners/SoundSourcesEOTM

Employee of the Month (Edited) by EditsForWinners (finished July 18, 2019, released July 19, 2019) NEW SOUND SOURCES:

(SOUND EFFECTS NOT INCLUDED) Title card music: Unknown (taken from the Nicktoons.com 2004 game "The Dancer") "Spank": Adult Swim's Old School Fridays Promo "Mommy": Freedy Got Fingered "Well, what're you waiting for, a kiss on the cheek?!": Gravity Falls- "Tale of Two Stans" Suspense chord: "Bestest Freinds"- Invader Zim OST ("Bestest Friend") "Get on your knees and suck my dick": Two Gay Men- Egoraptor "Weren't a dick salesman, you fuck": Gay Arnold!- OneyWivPebbles "America's Most Wanted": The Simpsons- "Lisa's Rival" "Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'": King of the Hill- "Hilloween" "Bloodstains": "Smooth Criminal"- Michael Jackson "That's the spirit": The Ripping Friends- "The Indigestible Wad" "Dickweed": Metalocalypse- "Dethkids" "Now watch me ged mad. Reeeee...": greenday12688's "The Frycook Games" dub Laughter: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic- "Return of Harmony" (part 1) SpongeBob loses it over imaginary Squidward picture: "Dagger in the Dark"- Ronald Charles, Douglas Hammer "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!": Team Fortress 2 Insane laughter: Plastic Man (2006 TV pilot) Burp: "Buster Belcher"- WBCN radio ad for Boston Gas by Billy West Angered babbling: Pingu- "Noise" (original 1990 version) Scream: "Staple Tapeworms on My Penis"- Passengers of Shit Panting: SpongeBob SquarePants- "Tea at the Treedome" "Hellooooo...": Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 5: Donald" "What the hell are you doing up there?": Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon- "Altruists" "Skeets": Klasky-Csupo "Splaat" logo Yell: Cartoonmania- "Surprise" "Cunt": "Lottery, Tight, Ten Inches"- Gilbert Gottfried: Dirty Jokes "Okay, you aren't fucking listening to me": Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz!- "Robert Burgless" "Shut your monkey brain and listen to what I'm saying!": The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "1-800-How's-My-Driving" "An insult to our intelligence": "Lodsoemone"- Harry Einfeld Frustrated scream: Regular Show- "Paint Job" Sting music of SB staring at portraits: Home Movies- "Hiatus" "Maybe you're right": Invader Zim- "Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain" "[sobbing] Everything I know is a lie!": Game Grumps- "Super Mario Sunshine: Part 32: WHAT HAPPENED?" Army march music: Sgt. Frog (exact episode unknown, taken from menus on the Funimation season 2 DVDs) "Don't be such a bitch!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Super Spore" "NO BUTS!": Grumpcade: "The Simpsons: Hit and Run (ft. OneyPlays)" "Fuck you around alright!": "Daddy Ding Dong"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto Music of SB spying on Squiddy: Maniacs of Noise - "Echofied 6581" (C64) "You're going down, dude!": Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show "And now you die": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Robots Everywhere" Gargling and speed noises: What a Cartoon!- "The Worm: Tales of Worm Paranoia" "I have a gun! I'm going to shoot you now!": The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "The Demonic Furby" "Ya lucky son of a...": The Simpsons- "Lisa the Greek" Vocalizing: "Woman Time"- Tenacious D: Post-Apocalypto "Holy shit!": The Lazer Collection 5- Dom Fera Ambeince when Squidward exits bathroom: Jammer- "Shodan" (C64) "What?": Adult Swim Brain Trust/Anime Talk Show (unofficial Squidbillies pilot) "Hey, that tickles!": Dexter's Laboratory- "Blackfoot and Slim" Music when SB's hand reaches clock: "Zero Mix"- Nurse With Wound Screaming: "Staple Tapeworms on My Penis"- Passengers of Shit "Explode": Lauren's Cartoon 2: Dora Gets Fat "YOU KIIILLED MEEEE!!": Metalocalypse- "Dethkids" "Wait, what?": Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 4: Robot" "Oh, yeah?": Popeye the Sailor- "Blow Me Down" "I'M DEAD BECAUSE OF YOOOOUUUU!!!": Metalocalypse- "Dethkids" "I'm waiting": Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz!- "The Tough Guy Front" "You're an ass": The Lazer Collection 5- Dom Fera "Knock it off, fucktard!": Dick Figures- "Traffic Jam" "Yeah, you fucking asshole": Lonely Robot Duckling- Sam Henderson ("God Hates Cartoons") "Nuts": Austin Powers in: Goldmember "Gettin' sick of your attitude!": Tenacious D (HBO series)- "The Search for Inspirado" "Ass": Klasky-Csupo "Splaat" logo "Friend": Mean Internet- Ukinojoe "Better": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Super Spore" "Underage female horses": SpengDub PoopyPants- AwfulFawfultheFalafe (completely gone online, salvaged only though flipnote audio) "Eddie Murphy": Eddie Murphy- Ukinojoe "Up my butt": "The Great Mighty Poo"- Conker's Bad Fur Day "Eat worms out of people's asses": Space Ghost: Coast to Coast- "Dreams" "Me neither!": The Animation Show- "Welcome to the Show"- Don Hertzfeldt Ambience of Squid and SB staring each other down: "06 BGM 04"- P.T. OST "Ohhhhh yeah... come on baby, shake that ass!": greenday12688's "The Frycook Games" dub "I'm gonna boil that egghead of yours in vinegar!": Beware of the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown!- MostOffensiveVideo "No way, dude!": Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz!- "Mickey's Rebuttal" Squid's lullaby: "Portofino #2"- Raymond Scott "Heyyy, faggot": Replacement Bully- Ukinojoe "Wield a hatchet covered with blood": Metalocalypse- "Dethkids" "Hell no!": Adult Swim Brain Trust/Anime Talk Show (unofficial Squidbillies pilot) "I hope you freeze to death!": Mean Internet 3- Ukinojoe "YOU FILTHY SWINE!! I WILL KIIILL YOOOU!!!": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Stimpy's Invention" "Oh, God dammit!": Lonely Robot Duckling- Sam Henderson ("God Hates Cartoons") "Yay, ice cream!": A Random Day 3- OneyNG Burp: Mean Internet 3- Ukinojoe "Thank you, goodbye!": The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "The Car Alarm" "Blalala": Felix the Cat 1958 TV show intro Growl: The Family Simp (Real)- Ukinojoe "Bitch": Joemomma's Psycho-Therapy- Joe Cartoon "Why you little!": The Simpsons- "Like Father, Like Clown" "Loser!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "F.U.N." Growl: The Family Simp (Real)- Ukinojoe "Na-na-na-na-boo-boo!": Achmed The Dead Terrorist has a message for you... From his secret cave!??- Jeff Dunham Music when SB and Squiddy try to get to work carrying weight: "Ganges"- Manuel Landy Various grunts: Gay Arnold!- OneyWivPebbles "My ass is bleeding": Game Grumps- "Super Mario 64 Episode 60: The Blind Side" "Go get laid": Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon- "Fire Dogs 2" Music during SB and Squid's inner monologues: "Stage Five"- Tim Follin ("Ghouls'n'Ghosts (C64)") "Naughty": Adult Swim Old School Night Promo "Douche": Hellbenders- "Bitch, Applease!" (original pilot version of "Applooza") "Tooth decay[ed]": The MJ Morning Show- "EmineMJ" "Stroking": Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey" Music when SB and Squiddy race to the Krusty Klub: "Breakfast"- Cyriak "[singing badly] Water? Gay. Cologne is gay. DVD players are gay. DVDs are gay": "The Superbowl is Gay"- Andy Milonakis Music when SB and Squiddy arrive: "Breakfast"- Cryriak Running and panting: Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto- "Chapter 1: Hope" Cheery music increasing in speed: "Loopings"- Jean-Jacques Perrey, Guy Boyer "What's going on here?": A Random Day 2- OneyNG "I'd like to name my own price for your big, sweet ass!": Space Ghost: Coast to Coast- "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" "Boobies": Private Snafu- "Booby Trap" "You're gonna be living in a street pushing a shopping cart": The MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "The Demonic Furby"