ULBEdits/TS2 Transcript

This article is a transcript of ULBEdits' edit of Toy Story 2.

Every edited part is in bold.


 * Buzz: HOLY SHIT!
 * Buzz: C’mon, boy!
 * Buzz: Facking, FUCK YEEEAH!
 * Buzz: I am gonna get some pussy!
 * This is the ultimate orgy!
 * Buzz: Buzz Lightyear, whore log. All signs pointed to my ass is located to my mother’s vagina. But there seems to be no sign of bullshit anywhere.
 * Zurg’s Robots: You piece of shit! I’m going to cut your dick off!
 * Buzz: Ah shit.
 * Buzz: FUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Buzz: Dammit!
 * Buzz: Oh shit!
 * Security Camera: Holy fuck!
 * Buzz: Fuck you!
 * Zurg: Mwhahahaha. Come to me, you motherfucker!
 * Buzz: OH SHIT!!!!
 * Buzz: FUCK!
 * Buzz: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Buzz: To infinity… and up your ass!
 * Buzz: The fuck?
 * Nope.
 * Zurg: So, we fuck again Buzz Lightyear. For the last time!
 * Buzz: Not today, asshole!
 * Zurg: Shit! Dahhh!
 * Buzz: Fuck!
 * Rex: Oh no! No! No no no no.
 * Buzz: Ooh, you almost had him.
 * Rex: I’m never gonna fuck Zurg!
 * Buzz: Sure you will Rex. In fact, you have a really huge penis.
 * Rex: But look at my little testicles! I can’t press fuck button and suck it at the same time!
 * Woody: Where? Where is it?
 * Buzz: Uh, Woody?
 * Woody: Ah? Shit! Oh shit! Fucking! Piece of shit!