Sound Sources

In SpongeBob SquarePants edits (and other video edits alike), the main component is the use of various sounds aside from the episode's audio. They span from skits to songs, and from YouTube Poops to movies. This list is a database of all sounds used and where to find them. For the most part, it is possible to find all of them using YouTube, which can additionally be downloaded and saved for later use.

Rules and whatnot of the page:
 * 1) If part of a sentence is in parenthesis, that means the word is usually trimmed out because that adjective usually doesn't apply to the character it refers to. Example: "Suck my (presidental) cock, bitch!"
 * 2) Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds - instead, do that on this page.
 * 3) If it is something you know from a song sample or a YTP, put the original source on the page instead of the song/YTP. If you ike i, put it on here anyway and we will try to find the original.
 * 4) Please try not to put sounds you don't know the sources of. The point of this page is to help you find the sources of sounds, so having a sound with no source on there is counter productive. If you still do this, we will try to find the source, but if we don't, it's off the page.
 * 5) If you don't know the artist of the song/video, put it on, we will try to find it, yada yada yada.
 * 6) Especially prominent sound sources are marked with stars, colored by era of origin/popularity: G1,  G2,  G3,  G4,  G5. (see History for clarification of eras) These are the ones you've probably heard a lot from multiple videos and multiple users.

Tenacious D
Inward Singing - Link Second Link Hard Fucking - Link Second Link Cock Pushups - Link Second Link
 * 1) (snoring)
 * 2) Oh my God.
 * 3) Come here, I want you!
 * 4) I fuckin' did it!
 * 5) All..fucking..night.
 * Oh, shut up!
 * 1) Shut up!
 * 2) Fuck you!
 * 3) You fucking dick!
 * 4) You piece of shit!
 * 5) You fucking shit!
 * 6) What's funny?
 * 7) You fucking bitch!
 * 8) Fuckin'
 * 9) Fuck yeah!
 * 10) Fucking...cock-ay-ass!
 * 11) You'd fuckin' (insert)
 * 1) Hard fucking?
 * 2) Hard fucking
 * 3) Get on top, honey.
 * 4) Fuckin you really hard!
 * 5) Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. gahh! ah, sorry.
 * 6) Shouldn't have fucked me so hard.
 * 1) Ladies
 * 2) Doin' cock pushups
 * 3) Yer boner
 * 4) Yer cock
 * 5) Pssshh, yeah.
 * 6) Yeah (x6)

Rock Your Socks - Link Second Link Rock Your Socks (Live) - Link Master Exploder - Link Second Link Kickapoo - Link Second Link Kielbasa - Link Second Link The Government Totally Sucks - Link Fuck Her Gently - Link Double Team - Link Karate - Link Explosivo - Link Beelzeboss (the Final Showdown) - Link Drive-Thru - Link Classico - Link History - Link Kyle Quit The Band Demo Tape - Link One Note Song - Link Karate Schnitzel - Link Friendship Test - Link The Metal - Link Baby Deth Starr - Link They Fucked Our Asses - Link The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage - Link Quantum Leap P.O.D. - Link Tribute - Link City Hall - Link Malibu Nights Simply Jazz Beatles Medley Flutes and Trombones - Link Señorita - Link 39 - Link Roadie - Link Low Hangin' Fruit - Link Classical Teacher - Link Rize of the Fenix - Link The Road - Link Rock Is Dead - Link Throw Down Cave Intro Cosmic Shame Kong Daddy Ding Dong Hope Making Love Robot Take Us Into Space Woman Time marCH - Link
 * 1) Rocks (often paired with a sound for "crack" to form "crack rocks")
 * 2) Rock your fuckin' socks off
 * 3) Children
 * 4) Squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on my chest.
 * 5) Sex! (six) (x3)
 * 6) Jack (often used for masturbation jokes)
 * 7) Rock-hard tasty (insert)
 * 8) We've been through so much bullshit
 * 9) An oversized guitar
 * 10) Brain anyeurism
 * 11) Can't decide (x2)
 * 12) Seven or eight at a time
 * 13) Drop trou
 * 14) It's simple! (Rock Band version only)
 * 15) Aaaaah!
 * 16) Ohhhh
 * 17) Blues (blew)
 * 1) Drop trou
 * 1) My voice is fuckin powerful
 * 2) Sorry
 * 3) Blow
 * 1) A long-ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo
 * 2) My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.
 * 3) Gotta suck a chode
 * Dio
 * 1) (spank) AAGHHHHH!
 * 2) Sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and SHINY BLAAADE!
 * 3) Fuck you, too
 * 4) In my home
 * 5) Jesus loves him more
 * 6) Get it on
 * 7) Shoot a load
 * 8) Try to fuck with me
 * 1) Buttcheeks (x2)
 * 2) Lubrication (x2)
 * 3) Dianetics
 * 4) All right
 * 5) Baby (x2)
 * 6) Dianetics junior much better than Krishna
 * 7) You motherfucker! (x2)
 * 8) Smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed.
 * 9) Get it on!
 * 10) That's it!
 * 11) Okay.
 * 12) You motherfuckers!
 * 13) You know what time it is?
 * 14) FUCK YEAH!
 * 1) Fuckin up
 * 2) Fuck him up his righteous A!
 * 3) Fuckin (x2)
 * 4) He liked to get naked while he'd smoke on the weed
 * 5) You motherfucker
 * 6) Compared to bullshit!
 * 7) Ben Franklin
 * 1) I'm gonna fuck you
 * 2) That's fuckin teamwork
 * 3) Make some love
 * 4) That's cool with me
 * 5) Zanzibar
 * 6) I'm gonna hump you
 * 7) I'm gonna ball you
 * 8) Fucking fuck you
 * 9) Love
 * 10) I'm gonna fuuuuck youuuuu haaaaard!
 * 11) I'm gonna screw you gently
 * 12) And then I fucking bone you completely
 * 13) Fuckin
 * 14) Haaaaaaaard!
 * 15) Fuck her hard
 * 16) Squeeze
 * 1) Damn...
 * 2) How's it going? (x2)
 * Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze! AND SQUEEEEEZE!
 * 1) Take off your blouse and ya UNDAPANTS!
 * 2) Splooge!
 * 3) Having sex with me
 * 4) French tickler
 * Sex
 * 1) Sucking on
 * 2) Fuck (x2)
 * 3) Hail Satan! (x4)
 * 4) Suckin' on (insert)
 * 5) Double team
 * 1) With karate I'll kick your ass
 * 2) I'm gonna kick your ass!
 * 3) Pubic hair (x2)
 * 4) Mothafucka (x6)
 * 5) Right over there
 * 6) Tiananmen Square
 * 7) Parc yeknod (when reversed via Audacity or a similar program, it is "donkey crap")
 * 1) Gonna smoke some weed
 * 2) Climb upon my BIG ASS steed
 * 3) Ride, ride, ride
 * 1) FUCK! (x2)
 * 2) FUUUUCK!
 * OW, FUCK!
 * 1) Sex slave
 * 2) Gargle mayonnaise
 * 3) We've been through so much shit
 * 4) With my dick
 * 5) Little bitch!
 * 6) Boy (clean version)
 * 7) God dammit!
 * 8) You motherfucker!
 * 9) Hell
 * 10) No...
 * 11) We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town!
 * Yes, you are fucked!
 * 1) Shit out of luck!
 * 2) Now it's time to blow this fucker
 * 3) Now we got to blow this fucker
 * 4) Fuck you! (x2)
 * 5) FuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * 6) My cock, you will suck!
 * 7) You shall both DIE!
 * 8) You guys are fuckin' lame!
 * 9) He's gonna rape me
 * 10) What the fuck are you talking about? (album version only)
 * 11) Check this riff out, it’s fucking tasty!
 * 1) And a small, A SMALL!
 * 2) Fuck my ass, what else?
 * 3) Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets.
 * 4) Shut up and listen to my order
 * 5) Please, don't, don't offer me anything.
 * 6) The six piece nuggets.
 * 7) Filet o' fish sandwich.
 * Oh, GOD!
 * 1) Junior Western bacon chee. A JUNIOR Western bacon chee.
 * 2) Cherries jubilee
 * 3) Western bacon cheeseburger
 * 4) Small seasoned curlies (x2)
 * 5) Chocolate shake
 * 6) Not a large, a small
 * 7) Give it to me
 * 8) Calorie intake
 * 9) A Coca-Cola
 * 10) Diet Coke
 * 11) Take
 * 12) Good.
 * 13) Do you have any money?
 * 1) You fuckin suck my fuckin cock!
 * 2) He is going to kick your fucking ass!
 * 3) Kyle Gass
 * 1) Bullshit we've done in the past
 * 2) Tenacious D
 * 3) Burrito supreme
 * 1) You slice of shit.
 * 2) Shut up, you fucking ass.
 * 3) laughter
 * 4) You bitch.
 * 5) You're my bitch, you fucking bitch.
 * 6) I'll come over there and bitch slap you with my cock, motherfucker.
 * 7) You're a fucking shit!
 * 8) You fucking cock!
 * 9) Bitch!
 * 10) Shitass
 * 11) Cockass (x2)
 * 12) You fucker!
 * 1) Yeah?
 * No.
 * 1) Fucking
 * 2) Stop playing.
 * Me, baby. Me.
 * ME.
 * God, I'm fuckin hungry.
 * 1) Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel?
 * 2) Wake up, you asshole.
 * 3) Ah ahh god! What?
 * 4) You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
 * 5) God!
 * 6) What are ya doin?!
 * 1) Hey.
 * 2) I love you.
 * 3) What'd you say?
 * No.
 * 1) Whoa, whoa... like?
 * 2) Hoo ho ho, man!
 * 3) Fuckin (x2)
 * 4) Ass!
 * 5) Dude, listen.
 * 6) Click!
 * 1) Defile
 * 2) Metal
 * 3) Destroy
 * 4) Kill
 * 5) (laughing)
 * 1) It's cold
 * 1) Get your shit together, motherfucker!
 * 2) Son of a bitch
 * 3) Shit
 * 4) Fuckin'
 * 5) Blow that bitch to another dimension
 * 6) In the sky!
 * 1) They fucked our asses
 * 2) They fucked them hard
 * 1) Doin' mushrooms
 * 2) Fuck him
 * 3) Snort coke
 * 4) Ass of a whore
 * 5) Completely insane
 * 1) Sleep
 * 2) Turd
 * 1) Fuckin' insane
 * 1) Motherfuckin'
 * 2) Motherfucker
 * 3) I'll eat your soul
 * 4) A shiny demon
 * 5) Crack
 * 1) Fuckin' it up
 * 2) The people that's in the streets
 * 3) All you motherfuckers
 * 4) Fucking shit
 * 5) Fuck shit up
 * 6) Start a riot
 * 7) Screaming in the streets
 * 8) Setting fucking fires
 * 9) 20 floors below sea level... from a bunker
 * 10) Rage Kage
 * 11) Awesome
 * 12) No fucking way!
 * 13) We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead
 * 1) Cheese
 * 2) Stanky poo
 * 1) Why do you do it?
 * 1) Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT! (No, no, no!)
 * Hey, wha-what’s happening?
 * 1) You goddamn motherfucking stupid piece of shit!
 * 2) Fuck YOU!
 * 3) (fighting)
 * 4) (crickets)
 * 5) Layin' down flute tracks
 * 6) Fuckin'
 * 1) Fuckin' fuck myself
 * 2) Fuckin'
 * 3) Fuck you! You piece of shit! (PUNCH)
 * 1) Whore
 * 2) Don't you call her a whore!
 * 3) Fuckin'
 * 4) Sucka my dick
 * 5) I'll fucking tear your esophagus out
 * 6) Movie
 * 7) My anus (My anals)
 * 8) Stick a finger in it
 * 9) Upon my (insert)
 * 39
 * 19
 * 49
 * 1) Good enough for me
 * 2) Boobies
 * 1) Can I sucka your dick
 * Yes
 * 1) I sucked your dick
 * 2) Chode
 * 1) OH MA GAWD!
 * 2) Butt-floss thong
 * 3) Horny
 * 1) Orgasm
 * 2) WHAT?!
 * 3) GAWDDD!
 * 4) Das my cock.
 * 5) Das my cock in your buttcheeks.
 * 6) I'm FUCKING WAKING YOU UP!!!
 * 7) Touching me with your penis?
 * 8) Lemme touch your penis.
 * 9) Fuck
 * 1) Fuckin'
 * 2) Tenacious D (in clean version)
 * 3) Stinky pile of cheese
 * 4) (explosion)
 * 5) Climbing into your window
 * 6) What
 * 7) You know it's no too late
 * 8) I don't care
 * 1) Fuckin'
 * 2) Fuckin' hard
 * 3) We screwed two times, then I left
 * 4) I met a tasty baby in Michigan
 * 1) Gimme some head
 * 2) Bottle of Jack
 * 3) Blues (blew)
 * 1) Chop off my head
 * 2) Dead
 * 3) Hill (hell)
 * 4) You crazy motherfucker
 * 1) In your hands
 * 2) Poke you in the ass
 * 3) Yeah
 * 1) I don't fuckin' know!
 * 1) Sacrifice
 * 1) Fuckin'
 * 2) You motherfuckers
 * 3) I'm gonna fuck you tonight!
 * 4) I'm going to fucking kill you
 * 1) Live
 * 1) Painful
 * 2) Lick his butthole
 * 3) Suck his balls
 * 4) His cock
 * 5) Orgies
 * 6) Incredibly high
 * 7) There's no time for being shy
 * 1) Naked and alone
 * 2) In their (insert)
 * 1) Elon Musk
 * Ow!
 * 1) Stop right there!
 * 1) March, March, March, March.
 * 2) In the USA, you are not allowed to be gay

Tenacious D (HBO Series)
The Search For Inspirado - Link
 * 1) Goddamnit
 * 2) WHAT THE FUCK?
 * 3) You...COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit, and I've been sitting around getting sick of your ATTITUDE! YOU FUCKER! YA FUCKIN' BITCH!
 * 4) (Crying followed by extremely long temper tantrum)

Road Gig (Jesus Ranch live performance) - Link
 * 1) Smells of shit
 * 2) I fell in love with a baked potato
 * 3) I do believe so, yes

Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks
JB's BJ  - Link Rock Star Sperm For Sale - Link Butt Baby - Link
 * 1) FUCK! Six weeks and I've only sucked one cock!
 * 2) 5 dollars handjob, 10 dollars blowjob, 20 dollars rimjob.
 * 3) The blowjob is awesome!
 * 4) That's a lotta cum!
 * 5) Shit!
 * 1) Rock star sperm for sale! (x2)
 * 2) I know, goddammit, it blows.
 * 1) What the fuck?
 * Oh, nothin'... we're just trippin' balls.

Tenacious D: Time Fixers
Link
 * 1) Why don't the two of you guys go stick your heads up each other's assholes, and suck the shit out of each other's butts?
 * 2) The time-space continnum got fucked up again.
 * 3) Kick his fuckin' ass!
 * 4) Let's fuckin' do this.
 * 5) Well, there's just one problem with your fuckin' plan, you goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit, we're gonna kick the living fuck outta you!
 * 6) You fucker.
 * 7) Assholes

Jack Black on Piracy
Link
 * 1) Don't be a douche.
 * 2) No kick-ass rock n roll or movies.

Festival Supreme Promos
2014 Promo (feat. Kumail Nanjiani) - Link 2013 Promo (Electric Company parody) - Link
 * 1) Okay. That just happened
 * 1) Dicks
 * 2) Go fuck yourself in the ass

Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny

 * 1) It hurts my cock! - Link
 * 2) Holy shitballs. - Link
 * 3) I fucking love this band! - Link
 * 4) PERIOD! - Link
 * 5) The cock! Use the cock! - Link
 * 6) Oh goddammit (x2) - Link
 * 7) What the fuck are you doing? - Link
 * 8) (muffled) Fuck! - Link
 * 9) Bullshit (deleted scene)
 * 10) Screw it (The Government Totally Sucks deleted scene) - Link

Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto
Hope Space Cave Robot Donald Home
 * 1) Oh my God
 * 1) Dude, what the fuck is that?
 * 1) Monster
 * 1) My chainsaw bazooka machine gun
 * 2) If you're feeling horny and you need to cum, I will help you cum
 * 3) Okay
 * 4) You shall pay with your life
 * 5) (grunting)
 * 1) Still
 * Uhh, I have an idea
 * 1) Kill him!
 * 1) Ding-ding-ding, right again, dumbass!
 * 2) I'm gonna torture ya

Adam Sandler


At a Medium Pace - Link
 * 1) Stick it up my ass
 * 2) Dick and balls
 * 3) Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
 * 4) Call me an ugly woman!
 * 5) Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
 * 6) Watch me whack off! (x2)
 * 7) Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
 * 8) Shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
 * 9) I'm about to blow my load!
 * 10) You tell me it's time to make love, but now I can't, cause I spewed all over myself
 * 11) My scrotum
 * 12) Take the shampoo bottle outta my ass
 * 13) Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
 * 14) Make love

Ode To My Car - Link Do It For Your Mama - Link
 * 1) A big piece of shit
 * 2) (You) fucking piece of shit
 * 3) It sucks royal dick
 * 4) A fucking pile of shit
 * 5) My ass
 * 6) Lick my sweaty nutsack
 * Oh, what the fuck did I do
 * Oh, fuck me
 * 1) Crack
 * 1) Beat off ya' khhack an' balls
 * 2) Cock and balls
 * 3) Cock!

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions - Link
 * 1) Fuckin shit!
 * 2) My father's a fuckin' asshole, man!
 * 3) My mother's a piece of shit, too!
 * 4) A stupid bitch
 * 5) A real fat bitch
 * 6) Diarrhea
 * 7) I had to shit all fuckin' day!
 * 8) I've got a big fuckin' boner right now
 * 9) Sexual arousal
 * 10) Really hairy balls

The Buffoon and the Valedictorian -Link Assistant Principal's Big Day - Link
 * 1) This popcorn’s fucking terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!
 * 2) It blew my fuckin' mind!
 * 3) She gives everybody head.
 * 4) Kathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits.
 * 5) I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off!
 * 6) My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day
 * 7) I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girl!
 * 1) My genitalia
 * 2) Build toward orgasm
 * 3) I am ejaculating
 * 4) Satisfy each other orally
 * 5) Undress each other
 * 6) They are masturbating
 * 7) I play with myself
 * 8) Spanking it with a thumb up my ass

Toll Booth Willie- Link The Cheerleader - Link '''Whore! Where Are You?''' - Link
 * 1) Considering you're a fuckin' idiot
 * 2) Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
 * 3) I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head in with a Louisville fucking slugger, what do you think of that ass-fuck!
 * 4) You fucking bitch, fuck you!
 * 5) You dirty whore
 * 6) You cum guzzling queen!
 * 7) Go fuck yourself
 * 8) Eat shit! Eat my shit!
 * 9) Isn’t that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of dog shit?
 * 10) You fucking douchebag!
 * 11) Go suck a cock!
 * 12) You piece of fucking repeating shit!
 * 13) Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
 * 14) Dried-up, stinky dick-licker
 * 15) The biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive
 * 1) Shut up!
 * 2) You suck! (x2)
 * OW!
 * 1) You guys are assholes!
 * 1) Whore!
 * 2) No whore!
 * 3) Well then where de fuck is the whore?!

The Longest Pee
 * Oh, thank God

The Beating of a High School Janitor - Link
 * 1) (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Bus Driver - Link
 * 1) (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Science Teacher - Link
 * 1) (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher - Link Sex or Weightlifting Oh Mom - Link
 * 1) (fighting noises)
 * 1) Himself
 * NO!

Jon Lajoie

 * Show Me Your Genitals - Link
 * Women are stupid and I don't respect them
 * That's right. I just have sex with them
 * Show me your genitals (x12)
 * Genitalia
 * Your titties
 * I can't put my penis in your college degree
 * That's right bitch, now take off your thong
 * Naked (x2)
 * Your bum
 * I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay
 * Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
 * Vagina
 * I'm out of here
 * I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls


 * Show Me Your Genitals 2 E = MC Vagina - Link
 * Aw yeah, I'm back... bitches.
 * You're not sucking my cock
 * Suck my dick
 * Have sex with me
 * Vagina (x2)
 * Orgasms (x2)
 * Having sex
 * Long and hard
 * Sex moves
 * Sexual tiger
 * Two
 * Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina
 * I Kill People - Link
 * Did you miss me?
 * Awww yeah
 * Police
 * Still got love for the vaginal crease
 * Suck your nuts
 * Sucking them would be gay, and I'm totally not gay. I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A.
 * 'Cause I don't give a fuck
 * I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson... no wait, that just makes me sound racist
 * Bitch
 * Pow.
 * Want to have sex with me
 * They always have orgasms, cause my penis is so big
 * 25 inches long, and 12 inches thick; I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
 * I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
 * The Anne Frank of erections... no, that's inappropriate
 * An extra-large condom on my penis


 * Very Super Famous - Link
 * Oh, yeah drop the beats
 * You are shit (x2)
 * My penises
 * Penises
 * Semen (x2)
 * I'm Osama bin Semen, the vaginal terrorist
 * I'm Sodomy Hussein, the king of being hung
 * I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
 * I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants
 * I'm Fidel Asstro, the dictator of X
 * I'm President Hard-As-A-Rock Obama, I'm reforming the healthcare system - wait, that wasn't sexual.
 * On 69/11, I took down two chicks
 * Anal virginity
 * A condom
 * Sodomy
 * AIDS
 * Vagina
 * HIV
 * Get pussy
 * Bitches
 * You miss me, bitches?


 * Michael Jackson is Dead
 * Fuckin'
 * Semen
 * Fuck you, you motherfuckin’ cunt-ass bitch!


 * The Birthday Song - Link
 * Formed a sixty nine
 * Abortion
 * Horny as hell
 * Ejaculated
 * Put a condom on


 * WTF Collective - Link
 * My Nutsack
 * Jack Black
 * Up in this bitch
 * I couldn't remember shit
 * Motherfucking
 * Public urination
 * Piss
 * Fuckin
 * Whip out my cock
 * Whip out my dick
 * Motherfuckers
 * Can't handle this shit
 * You're just a little bitch
 * Fuck that shit
 * I'll suck your dick
 * Hell yeah bitch
 * Badass
 * Shit my pants
 * Fly assholes
 * Fuck that
 * You guys raped me
 * Who the fuck is this, did somebody shit their pants?


 * WTF Collective 2 - Link
 * MC
 * Back in this bitch
 * Big tits
 * Rape
 * Jesus
 * Five minutes ago
 * Suicide
 * Motherfucking
 * Fuckin
 * Bullshit
 * Shoot myself
 * Kurt Cobain
 * Homosexual
 * Heterosexual
 * Fucked up
 * Gay marriage
 * Homophobic fucking asshole
 * Being gay (Be a gay)
 * Unnatural
 * Jesus
 * Penises go in vaginas
 * Insane
 * Show me your genitals
 * Stupid
 * Pull the trigger
 * See you all in hell
 * Killed himself
 * John Lennon
 * JFK
 * OJ Simpson
 * Shut up queerfags
 * Vagina


 * WTF Collective 3 - Link
 * That's racist
 * Peace off bitches
 * Motherfuckers
 * Retarded
 * Motherfucking
 * Bill Gates
 * iPhone
 * Motherfucker
 * Cock-blocks humself
 * You're so sexy
 * Hot tub with a bottle of champagne
 * By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have aids
 * Erection
 * Suicide
 * What the fuck's going on
 * My dick was immense
 * Retard
 * Constipation
 * Bowel movement
 * Gay republican
 * You're gonna get it you little dead bitch
 * It's just a guy having sex with a dead body
 * Dude, you just puked all over me
 * What am I doing wrong?


 * High as Fuck - Link
 * High as fuck
 * That's fucked up
 * There


 * Fuck Everything - Link
 * Bitches
 * Shit
 * Fuck me
 * Drop my eyes
 * I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible
 * Don't give a fuck about
 * I'm not gay
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Everyday Normal Guy
 * You want some of this, bitch?


 * 2 Girls 1 Cup Song - Link
 * Lesbians
 * Covered in vomit and human feces


 * Punched In - Link
 * What the fuck is wrong with you?
 * You are so fucked up


 * Punched In Ep. 2 - Link
 * You make me fucking sick.
 * Who. Gives. A. Fuck?


 * Pointless Profanity
 * Go fuck yourself
 * Your whore of a sister
 * Your grandfather’s balls
 * Sticky, smelly diarrhea
 * Motherfucking son of a bitch bastard
 * Snapping turtle!


 * Pointless Profanity 2 - Link
 * Go fuck yourself
 * Gallons of horse semen
 * Human asshole
 * What the fuck, man?
 * I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fist-fuck a goat.
 * Baby-sized penis
 * Incestuous homosexual intercourse
 * Menstruating prostitutes
 * Your show fucking sucks
 * Bitch
 * You big bunch of dick-loving cum swappers
 * What the fuck!
 * Vaginal Hubris
 * Her vagina
 * The Fellatio Truth Movement - Link
 * Getting your dick sucked
 * Get your dick sucked
 * Get my dick sucked
 * Swallowing semen
 * 30% of girls actually swallow. They swallow the semen.
 * Your penis is inside someone else's mouth
 * Fear Boner
 * Boner
 * "Being Gay" Commercial - Link
 * Women
 * Straight
 * Being gay
 * Rapist Glasses
 * Rapist (x3)
 * Pedophile Beards
 * Convicted sex criminal
 * ”Hands” Commercial 
 * Gay masturbation
 * Straight masturbation
 * I wanna put my penis in your bum!
 * Damn Jews!
 * Very Super Famous (Improved Instruments - Remix by Nemo Arpnen) - Link
 * Sex with a girl on her perioid

Da Vinci's Notebook

 * Enormous Penis- Link
 * Take a look at my enormous penis!

The Charlie Daniels Band

 * The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Link
 * Boy let me tell you what!
 * And it sounded something like this.
 * Sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how its done!

David Allan Coe

 * Nigger Fucker- Link
 * A nigger
 * Big black dick
 * Scumbag motherfucker
 * Goddamn nigger
 * Pussy
 * Sucked him off
 * Fuck


 * Cum Stains On the Pillow - Link
 * Cum stains on the pillow


 * I Made Linda Lovelace Gag
 * Make Linda Lovelace gag


 * Fuckin' in the Butt
 * Fuckin' in the butt (x3)
 * I'd like to fuck the shit outta you (x4)

Johnny Cash

 * A Boy Named Sue  - Link
 * Son of a bitch
 * Any damn thing
 * Hell of a fight

Ken Carlyle

 * Itty Bitty Titties - Link
 * Itty bitty titties
 * Big titties
 * I don't give a damn
 * Itty bitty nipples
 * Children

Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper

 * She's Vibrator Dependent  - Link
 * Vibrator

Oscar Brand

 * Save a Fighter Pilot's Ass - Link
 * Save a fighter pilot's ass
 * Nickel on the grass
 * Bloody button
 * Goddamn (x2)
 * My ass


 * The Finest Fucking Family - Link
 * Fucking
 * Masturbation
 * Bloody
 * No doubt
 * Arsehole (x3)
 * Pecker
 * Whore
 * Finest Fucking Family (x2)

Rodney Carrington

 * Letter to My Penis - Link
 * Penis (Pains)


 * Titties and Beer - Link
 * Titties and beer
 * Queer

Tim Wilson

 * Booty Man - Link
 * Look at that booty, show me the booty
 * Gimme the booty, I want the booty
 * Kickin' the booty
 * Your mama's booty

Uncle Kracker

 * Follow me - Link
 * Follow me

Wheeler Walker Jr.

 * All the Pussy You Will Slay - Link
 * Cock
 * Pussy hole

KC and the Sunshine Band

 * Shake Your Booty - Link
 * Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
 * Shake your booty!
 * That's the Way (I Like It) - Link
 * That's the way

Kool and The Gang

 * Get Down On It - Link
 * Get down on it!


 * Ladies Night - Link
 * Ladies Night

Mary Jane Girls

 * In My House - Link
 * In my house

Rick James

 * Super freak - Link
 * Very Kinky
 * The kind you don't take home to mother
 * All time favorite

The Trammps

 * Disco Inferno - Link
 * Burn, baby, burn!

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

 * I Put a Spell On You
 * (scream)

The Association

 * Along Comes Mary - Link
 * Tastes as sweet as the punch


 * Windy - Link
 * Everyone knows
 * Tripping down the streets of the city

Beastie Boys

 * Fight for your right - Link
 * Porno mag

Bloodhound Gang

 * The Bad Touch - Link
 * Sex
 * Horny (x2)
 * God
 * Turn me on
 * Doggy style
 * Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 * Fire Water Burn
 * Burn, motherfucker
 * I Hope You Die
 * Masturbates to
 * Screwing You On the Beach At Night
 * Screwing you

Crotchduster

 * Mammal Sauce - Link
 * Gay

Frank Zappa

 * Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Link
 * Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeee?
 * The toilet seat
 * Cock
 * Gono(co-co-)coccus (sometimes used as "cock")


 * Sy Borg - Link
 * You're plooking too hard
 * Plooking too hard on meeeee!
 * Marital aides
 * Plook


 * Stick It Out - Link
 * Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
 * Stick out your hot curly weenie
 * Weenie
 * Dancin' Fool - Link
 * Wait a minute
 * Crew Slut - Link
 * Waiting for you
 * The Central Scrutinizer - Link
 * All the laws that haven't been passed yet
 * Dong Work for Yuda - Link
 * The iron sausage

Gorillaz

 * Clint Eastwood - Link
 * But not for long
 * Feel Good Inc.  - Link
 * Ass cracks

Igorrr

 * Damaged Wig
 * (grunt)
 * Absolute Psalm
 * (scream)

Jason Mraz

 * I'm Yours - Link
 * God Forsaken Right!

Joe Jackson

 * Stepping Out - Link
 * WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kid Rock

 * Bawitdaba - Link
 * Cell block six

The Left Rights

 * Alabaster Street - Link
 * Anus
 * Ass In My Face Part 2 - Link
 * There's an ass in my face

Long Beach Dub Allstars

 * Listen to DJ's - Link
 * Have sex

Maroon 5

 * One More Night - Link
 * Filthy as hell!

Michael Jackson

 * Thriller - Link
 * (*Evil Laughter*)

Miley Cyrus

 * We Can't Stop - Link
 * Strip club

Panic! at the Disco

 * I Write Sins, Not Tragedies - Link
 * A whore
 * Goddamn
 * Victorious - Link
 * Tonight we are victorious!
 * Washed up celebrity

Peaches

 * Fuck the Pain Away
 * Suckin' on my titties
 * My titties


 * Tent in Your Pants
 * In your pants

Sparks

 * What the Hell Is It This Time? - Link
 * What the hell is it this time?

Teddybears

 * Cobrastyle - Link
 * My style is the

ABC

 * Poison Arrow - Link
 * Shoot that poison arrow

Aphex Twin

 * Milkman
 * Milk

Bananarama

 * Venus - Link
 * I'm your (Venus)

The Black Eyed Peas

 * My Humps  - Link
 * What you gon' do with all that junk?
 * I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
 * Let’s Get Retarded - Link
 * Let’s get retarded in here

Blackbear

 * Shake Ya Ass (ft. P-Lo) - Link
 * Ass
 * Titties

Bombs Away

 * Big Booty Bitches - Link
 * Big Booty Bitches
 * Bi-Bi Boo-Boo (long stream of babbling)

The Buggles

 * Video Killed The Radio Star - Link
 * Video
 * Killed

Cyriak

 * Meow
 * Meow
 * Poo Pants
 * You’ve got a poo in your pants, pants, pants

Dead or Alive

 * You spin me right round - Link
 * Watch out, here I come
 * You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, right round.

Die Antwoord

 * DJ Hi-Tek Rulez - Link
 * DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
 * Fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy

Drake

 * Over - Link
 * Who the fuck are y'all?
 * What am I doin'
 * Oh yeah. That's right. I'm doin (me.)

Ed Sheeran

 * The A Team - Link
 * The Motherland

Eiffel 65

 * I'm Blue - Link
 * I'm blue
 * Blue Corvette
 * Yo listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in the Blue World
 * Blue

Fergie

 * London Bridge - Link
 * OH SHIT!


 * Glamorous - Link
 * You ain't got no money, take your broke ass home.

The Foundations

 * Build Me Up Buttercup - Link
 * Buttercup

Frankie Goes To Hollywood

 * Relax - Link
 * RELAX!

Gwen Stefani

 * Hollaback Girl - Link
 * That's my shit!
 * Heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it!

The Holland Boys

 * I Am Gay - Link
 * (I am) gay
 * I like men
 * Gay
 * Suck your dick
 * Men are my passion
 * Boy... (moans)

Katy Perry

 * Last Friday Night - Link
 * Credit Cards

Ke$ha

 * Tik Tok - Link
 * Bottle of Jack
 * Tipsy
 * My junk
 * Crunk

Laura Branigan

 * Self Control - Link
 * Among the creatures of the night

Laurent Wolf

 * Wash My World  - Link
 * Wash my (insert)

Lily Allen

 * Fuck You - Link
 * Fuck you

LMFAO

 * Sexy and I Know It - Link
 * Sexy and I know it
 * Shots - Link
 * EVERYBOOOOOODY!

Loco Loco

 * It Burns, Burns, Burns - Link
 * In

Madness

 * Our House - Link
 * Our house, in the middle of the street

Madonna

 * Like a Virgin - Link
 * And you're mine!
 * Til the end of time

Mark Ronson

 * Uptown Funk (ft. Bruno Mars)- Link
 * Saturday Night

Murray Head

 * One Night In Bangkok - Link
 * What do you mean?
 * Crowded polluted stinking (town)
 * In the Somerset Maugham suite

Nicki Minaj

 * Super Bass - Link
 * Pop bottles
 * Coke
 * Mothafuckin'
 * Hell of a guy
 * Who the ef I is
 * Cummin' (coming)
 * (B)ass
 * Niggas
 * Panties
 * American
 * Feminine side
 * Boom, boom, badoom


 * Starships - Link
 * Bud Light
 * Bitches
 * Fuck (x2)
 * Higher than a motherfucker


 * Anaconda - Link
 * (laughing)
 * Buns
 * Butt
 * Bitch
 * Shit
 * Pill
 * Fuck 'em


 * Stupid Hoe -
 * Bitch
 * Piss
 * Bitches
 * Suck my diznik
 * Ass
 * Stupid hoe
 * What the fuck's good?

Nicolas Fedorov

 * The Computer - Link
 * Computer

P!nk

 * Blow Me One Last Kiss - Link
 * I think you're full of shit!
 * Get The Party Started - Link
 * So you better
 * Just Like a Pill - Link
 * Little Bitch

Pitbull

 * I Know You Want Me -
 * Damn he's hot
 * Shit
 * Fat ass

PSY

 * Gangnam Style - Link
 * Sexy lady!

Rebecca Black

 * Friday - Link
 * Its Friday!

Rick Astley

 * Never Gonna Give You Up - Link
 * You know the rules
 * Never Gonna Give You Up

Rihanna

 * Don't Stop The Music - Link
 * Please don't stop the music!


 * Shut Up And Drive - Link
 * Shut up and (drive!)

S3RL

 * MTC - Link
 * Hentai
 * Masturbate

Starbomb

 * I Choose You To Die
 * (Gran)bullshit!
 * Crazy motherfuckin' (insert)
 * Holy fuck!
 * Shot in the nuts


 * Mega Marital Problems - Link
 * She's a shallow whore
 * Douche

Thomas Dolby

 * She Blinded Me With Science - Link
 * I don't believe it!

Tomboy

 * It's OK 2 B Gay
 * Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Tyrese

 * Broke Ass Niggas - Link
 * I'm tired of these broke ass niggas calling my phone!

Usher

 * Make Love in This Club - Link
 * I wanna make love in this club

2 Live Crew

 * We Want Some Pussy- Link
 * To all of you bitches, and hoes, lets have group sex.
 * Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
 * WE WANT SOME PUSSY!
 * I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck


 * Get the Fuck Out of My House - Link
 * Get up off your ass and clean up all this shit
 * Get the fuck out my house (x2)
 * Bitch


 * Me So Horny - Link
 * I'm so horny, I-I'm, so horny


 * Pop That Pussy - Link
 * Big ol' titties

50 Cent

 * Pimp - Link
 * Motherfucking P.I.M.P


 * Murder One - Link
 * Fifty

2400 Kevo

 * Why the Fuck You Lyin'? - Link
 * Why the fuck you lyin'?

A Lost People

 * Big Booty Bitches - Link
 * Big Booty Bitches

A2M

 * I Got Bitches - Link
 * Big fat asses
 * My balls
 * Suck on my balls
 * Asshole

Afroman

 * Crazy Rap (Colt 45 And 2 Zig Zags) - Link
 * Pussy
 * Marijuana
 * Leader of the Ku Klux Klan
 * We fucked on the bed
 * Fucked on the floor
 * Fucked
 * Sucked my dick 'till the shit turn white
 * Titties
 * She whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
 * That's the best damn pussy I ever had
 * Smoke
 * Weed
 * Feelin' high as hell
 * Ass
 * Big butt
 * Big titties
 * Joint
 * Good morning, ladies
 * Colt .45
 * Afroman
 * Rap CDs
 * Sell
 * She said AAAIIIEEE
 * Eastside Palmdale
 * I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
 * I fucked her own credit so I owe her
 * Beautiful sexy hoe
 * Fuck her til she turned to a white Albino
 * Put that pussy in a coma
 * Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
 * I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
 * I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
 * I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
 * Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
 * I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
 * Colonel Sanders
 * Cheech and Chong
 * Extended Version
 * Gotta go jack off
 * He start beaten on your ass
 * You're fucking his woman
 * That's her big boyfriend
 * Gettin upset cause you can't get her wet
 * Went over to the girls house to fuck
 * Play it off and eat the pussy
 * Pussy just ain't no good
 * It take her so long to cum
 * Your dick was hard but now it's soft
 * You had a girl to rock your world


 * Bacc 2 School - Link
 * Nigganometry
 * Eat a fat dick
 * Fuck a black dude
 * Orgies
 * Suck my dick
 * Cook that crack
 * Fucked up
 * The police
 * Eat da pussy
 * The university of smoking marijuana


 * Because I Got High - Link
 * Now I'm jackin' off
 * Eat yo' pussy
 * But then I got high
 * Selling dope
 * Child support
 * Run from the cops


 * Hungry Hustler - Link
 * Bag of weed
 * Fuck McDonald's and Taco Bell


 * Ho Stopper - Link
 * Pussy


 * Because I Got High (Extended Version) - Link
 * Beeyatch!

Akon

 * I Wanna Fuck You - Link
 * Convict (x2)
 * Music
 * Windin' and grindin'
 * That pole
 * I wanna fuck you
 * Put this dick on you
 * Pussy
 * Them poles
 * Niggas
 * Smoking
 * Humpin'
 * Titties

Atmosphere

 * One of a Kind - Link
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Bankroll Mafia

 * Fuck This Shit Up - Link
 * Fuck this bitch up

Billy The Fridge

 * I Stand with Misha (Leafy, Pyrocynical, RiceGum, KeemStar, etc.) Remix - Link
 * Ass whoopin'
 * Go fuck yourself


 * Leafy is Where? - Link
 * In that ass

Bobby James

 * Pornhub and Chill - Link
 * Pornhub on the internet

Booty Bass

 * Shake That Ass Bitch - Link
 * Shake that ass!

Chingy

 * Right Thurr - Link
 * Right Turr
 * Beware!

CMoney2343

 * She Shit On My Dick  - Link
 * On my dick
 * That's some fucked up shit

Cole the Rapper

 * I Eat Shit - Link
 * Fucking your mom
 * Take a piss

Cypress Hill

 * Insane In The Membrane - Link
 * Insane in the membrane

Da Lench Mob

 * Guerillas in Tha Mist - Link
 * Dick and nutsack

D4L

 * Laffy Taffy - Link
 * Skeet skeet skeet
 * Like a water hose

Dame Grease

 * The Future
 * Niggas' buttholes

DJ Assault

 * Ass N Titties 2001 - Link
 * Ass n titties
 * Hot horny hoes

DJ Chip

 * Bang, Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet - Link
 * Skeet skeet skeet

DMX

 * Bring Your Whole Crew - Link
 * They don't... I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse. I'm a nasty nigga; when you pass me...
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Whole crew
 * Nigga
 * Think that you can blow me?


 * Party Up! - Link
 * Some shit

Domo Genesis

 * Double Cheeseburger - Link
 * Six hundred sixty six

Donnis

 * Tonight - Link
 * 1) Diarrhea

Dr. Dre

 * The Next Episode - Link
 * Smoke weed everyday


 * Fuck wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')
 * YEAH, motherfucker!

EarlWolf

 * Orange Juice - Link
 * Erection
 * Do not give a fuck

Eazy-E

 * Eazy Duz It - Link
 * Bitch, shut the fuck up!

Eminem

 * Bitch Please II - Link
 * Come on bitch
 * Where the fuck I comin' from
 * Flippin the bird
 * Oh for show
 * Limp Bizkit
 * Pimp shit
 * That's the devil


 * Criminal - Link
 * Prostitute


 * If I Had - Link
 * Condom On


 * Just Lose It - Link
 * On my lap
 * Little boys
 * (fart)


 * Ken Kaniff (from The Slim Shady LP) - Link
 * Little bitch


 * Kill You - Link
 * Coke
 * Bitch, I'ma kill you
 * Motherfuckers
 * You don’t, want to fuck with Shady, or shady will fucking kill you!


 * Kim - Link
 * Fuck you, asshole


 * Marshall Mathers - Link
 * Ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
 * And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out!
 * My big white ass


 * My Name Is - Link
 * Pissed Off
 * Asshole
 * Fucked up
 * Fat bitch
 * I don't give a fuck
 * My ass


 * Public Service Announcement 2000 - Link
 * Fucking cock
 * Ass
 * Shit


 * Rap God - Link
 * What in the fuck are you thinking?


 * The Real Slim Shady - Link
 * I don't give a fuck


 * Shake That - Link
 * Strip club


 * Steve Berman - Link
 * Homosexuals and Vicodin
 * Shoved up your ass


 * Still Don't Give a Fuck - Link
 * Y'all can kiss my ass


 * Under The Influence - Link
 * So you can suck my dick
 * Suck my dick
 * Suck my motherfucking dick
 * In that asscrack
 * Pussy
 * On a acid trip
 * A big Chinese nigga
 * A bomb
 * Fuck your bitch in the ass with a tire iron


 * The Way I Am - Link
 * Motherfuckin'
 * Bullshit

Epic Rap Battles of History

 * Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - Link
 * Whup your ass
 * Put 'em in my mouth
 * I'm about to make it rain
 * I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
 * Bitch!
 * The beard that I grow on my dick
 * Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking - Link
 * Having sex with a Speak n' Spell!
 * E equals M C squared
 * Ten million million million million million million million million million
 * Supercomputer
 * Ti-82
 * Benjamin Franklin vs. Billy Mays - Link
 * Ben Franklin
 * A bag of crack
 * Bird shit from my windows
 * With a special TV offer
 * Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
 * You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!
 * You following me camera guy?
 * Bi-focal-curious
 * Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe - Link
 * Candle in the wind that can't act for shit
 * Marriage
 * The door at Sephora


 * Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler - Link
 * I am Adolf Hitler!
 * You bitch
 * Piece of shit
 * Suck my (robot) balls
 * Deadpool vs. Boba Fett - Link
 * Cootchie
 * Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt - Link
 * What's up, bitches?
 * Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt 2 - Link
 * WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?
 * Goku vs. Superman - Link
 * Genitals
 * Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il - Link
 * A steroids pill
 * Spray tanned banana
 * Ric Flair
 * Dick hair
 * Barbeque
 * You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
 * You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother
 * South Park puppet show
 * Asshole
 * My dick is bigger than yours
 * Ooh yeah


 * John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly - Link
 * Die of a heart attack
 * In the shower
 * Smoke weed for an hour
 * Your face looks like the shit I took, High on LSD
 * John Lennon
 * Suck his dick
 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Shut the fuck up
 * Don't tell me to shut the fuck up
 * Fuck it


 * Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven - Link
 * Cock
 * Gets you bitches on your Facebook pages!
 * Master Chief vs. Leonidas - Link
 * Not so fast!
 * Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 - Link
 * Fuck you!
 * Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates - Link
 * Linux Bitch!


 * Terminator vs. RoboCop - Link
 * Bullshit!
 * Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill - Link
 * WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?

The Finatticz

 * Don't Drop That Thun Thun - Link
 * Don't drop that thun thun thun!

The Game

 * My Life (feat. Lil Wayne) - Link
 * My life
 * Bitch-ass nigga
 * Overdosed on cocaine
 * Don't shoot me!
 * (gunshot)
 * (window breaking)
 * Biggie
 * Fuck you, nigga
 * Kurt Cobain
 * Fucked up
 * Motherfuckers
 * Punk-ass mothafucka

Ghetto Mafia

 * This Is A Stick Up - Link
 * This is a stick up

Gucci Mane

 * I'm the Shit - Link
 * I'm the shit, bitch.

Hopsin

 * Sag My Pants - Link
 * Asshole
 * Slap hoes
 * Grimy whore


 * Kill Her - Link
 * Mentally retarded
 * No
 * Bitch!
 * Fuck you bitch
 * Kill


 * I'm Not Crazy - Link
 * If I was really crazy I'd run up inside an orphanage and torment kids and beat baby's faces with oranges.
 * Jack off with sandpaper.


 * No Words - Link
 * Man, rap today fucking sucks BAD, I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
 * A lotta niggas (used as "I'm dyin' nigga")

Ice-T

 * Warning - Link
 * Suck my motherfucking dick (usually taken from DJ Valentino's Suck My Dick Link)

Ill Bill

 * A Bullet Never Lies - Link
 * Blowjob

Insane Clown Posse

 * To Catch a Predator - Link
 * Finger fucking
 * Titty sucking
 * Butt knocker
 * Herpes
 * Dicks
 * Condoms
 * Funyuns and condoms


 * Miracles - Link
 * Motherfucking magic
 * Fucking magnets, how do they work?
 * This shit will blow your motherfucking mind


 * Red Christmas - Link
 * Bitch boy
 * Taking a shit
 * Fuckin' slime


 * Chop Chop Slide - Link
 * Uh-oh. Here come the popo.


 * Santa's a Fat Bitch - Link
 * Suck my balls
 * Fat bitch (x2)
 * Shit
 * Fatass
 * Dog shit
 * Fuckin' rat
 * Motherfucker
 * Crusty old drawers


 * Hokus Pokus (Headhunters Remix) -
 * I fucked three fat bitches
 * My ass


 * Halloween on Military Street - Link
 * Drop your drawers
 * Nuts
 * Fuckin


 * In Yo Face - Link
 * Dirty ass
 * Anus
 * Jacked off


 * Boing Boing - Link
 * Poopstains


 * The Dating Game - Link
 * Big tits
 * Dry fuck
 * Nut in my underwear
 * Titties
 * Underwear


 * Fuck Off - Link
 * Suck my balls
 * Fat fuckin' slob
 * Drop your britches
 * Suck my nuts
 * Kiss my asscrack
 * FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!


 * Please Don't Hate Me
 * Butt-fuckin

Jay-Z

 * Run This Town - Link
 * Homo

J Bigga

 * Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian - Link
 * Lesbian
 * Suck my dick (x2)

Kanye West

 * I Don't Like - Link
 * Your shit
 * That's rare nigga
 * Hoes
 * Dope money
 * A fuck nigga
 * A bitch nigga
 * Derrick Rose
 * Dykes
 * Pussy so deep
 * Strap-on


 * Graduation Day - Link
 * What in the fuck was that?

Klubbhoppers

 * Suck my dick (Blackroom Edit) - Link
 * Suck my dick!

Kutt Calhoun

 * Strip Club Song - Link
 * Strip club
 * The motherfucking strip club
 * What up, bitch?
 * Shut up, bitch!
 * Fuck that bitch with a bat!
 * Gettin' raped
 * Biatch!
 * In the strip club
 * Crack
 * Gimme my two bucks back!


 * Naked (ft. Tech N9ne) - Link
 * A couple of niggas with they iPhones

Lil' Peep

 * Save That Shit - Link
 * That shit

Lil' Wayne

 * It's Good - Link
 * Cocaine
 * Fuck the Judge and the Jury and the litigator
 * Fuckin'
 * Niggas
 * Pistol


 * Lollipop - Link
 * Call me so that I can get it juicy for ya


 * I'm Single - Link
 * Cut my dick off


 * Right Above It - Link
 * Sex change

Lil Wil

 * Bust It Open = Link
 * Pussy
 * Bust that pussy open

The Lonely Island

 * Like a Boss - Link
 * Bathroom
 * Swallow
 * Chop my balls off
 * Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, SHIT!
 * Like a boss!
 * PUSSY out!
 * Suck a dude's dick
 * Hell yeah
 * Call a sex line!
 * Suck my own dick
 * Fuck his brains out
 * Chop your balls off and die
 * B[u]y a...
 * In my mouth!
 * Jump out the window
 * Eat some chicken strips
 * Now I'm dead!
 * Chop your balls off and die
 * Sucking your own dick
 * Bomb the Russians
 * Nope
 * Nah


 * I'm On A Boat - Link
 * I'm on a boat, bitch!
 * Motherfucker, take a look at me!
 * MUTHAFUCKINNN'
 * Aw shit
 * Fucked
 * Get the fuck up!


 * Jizz In My Pants - Link
 * Jizz in my pants
 * Slut
 * Rubbin' my butt
 * Ecstasy


 * Dick in a Box - Link
 * It's my dick in a box!
 * Take off their tops


 * I Just Had Sex - Link
 * I just had sex
 * Put my penis inside of her
 * With ma' penis


 * Natalie's Rap - Link
 * Motherfucker
 * Fuck all night
 * All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
 * Shut the fuck up and suck my dick
 * My dick
 * Smoke weed every day
 * Take a shit
 * Fuck you man
 * Is


 * Go Kindergarten
 * Get on the fucking floor
 * Whip your dick out


 * Threw it on the Ground - Link
 * In the butthole
 * My butthole was on fire
 * On the ground


 * Jack Sparrow (ft. Michael Bolton) - Link
 * Cocaine
 * Pussy


 * Awesometown Pilot - Link
 * I just had sex with myself.
 * I have both male and female genitalia.
 * What's up, bro?
 * Genitalia
 * A virgin
 * I loved it


 * Mama - Link
 * You suck, Mom!


 * Spring Break Anthem - Link
 * Oh, shit!
 * Sex with a man
 * Dreamgirl
 * You look like

Ludacris

 * Move Bitch  - Link
 * Move, bitch
 * Get the fuck out of my way

Meek Mill

 * Ima Boss - Link
 * Bitch I'm a boss!
 * I call the shots!
 * I'm with the murder team.
 * Call the cops
 * We in the building.

Mickey Avalon

 * My Dick - Link
 * My dick
 * Yo dick
 * Little kids
 * Stinks like shit
 * Broken vending machine
 * A kid from the Philippines
 * Got touched by your uncle
 * Macaulay Culkin
 * VIP
 * HIV
 * We got dicks like Jesus
 * Gary Coleman

Monstercat Music

 * Internet Rebellion - Arion - Link
 * FUCK SOPA!

Montell Jordan

 * This is how we do it - Link
 * This is how we do it!

Nappy Roots

 * Awnaw  - Link
 * Hell no!

Nelly

 * Hot in Here - Link
 * Its getting hot in here!
 * Ride With Me - Link
 * Ride with me
 * We three - wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's.
 * Oh, Why do I live this way?
 * Must be the money!

The Notorious B.I.G.

 * Another - Link
 * Yeah, fuck you
 * What do you do if your bitch is untrue?
 * I need another bitch in my life
 * Sex is lethal
 * My girl suck another dick y'all


 * The Wickedest Freestyle - Link
 * Don't fuck with the condoms
 * Diseases
 * Syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia
 * AIDS

N.W.A

 * Always Into Somethin - Link
 * Niggas with big dicks


 * Dopeman - Link
 * You need a nigga with some money so you get a dopeman
 * I don't give a shit!
 * Express Yourself - Link
 * Express yourself!


 * Fuck tha Police - Link
 * Fuck the police
 * Ice Cube, MC Ren, and Easy motherfucking E
 * You're God Damn Right
 * Nigga
 * Fuck that shit
 * A Teenager
 * The Product
 * Narcotics
 * That shit don't work!
 * Gang
 * (*gunshots*) Yeah ... Something like that!
 * Redneck white bread chicken shit motherfucker
 * Get him the fuck out of my face!
 * Gangsta Gangsta - Link
 * A nigga like me
 * The penitentiary
 * Drinking straight out the 8 bottle
 * A foot in your ass
 * Gangsta
 * Suddenly I see some Niggas that I don't like. Walked over to them and said ("What's up?")
 * So I said fuck it
 * All the bitches with the big butt
 * You Sophisticated Motherfuckers
 * Ladies
 * Wait a minute .... Cut that shit!
 * We want to fuck you easy! I want to fuck you too!
 * Life ain't nothin but bitches and money
 * Straight Outta Compton  - Link
 * Compton
 * Crazy motherfucker
 * Ice cube
 * The gang called "Niggas with attitudes"
 * Dumb motherfuckers
 * Fuck with

Omarion

 * Post To Be - Link
 * Eat the booty like groceries!

Pharoahe Monch

 * Simon Says - Link
 * Get the fuck up

Plies

 * Bust It Baby Part 2 - Link
 * On my chest

Rappy McRapperson

 * I'm A Gangster - Link
 * Selling drugs
 * Erection
 * White people
 * Burning
 * Cocaine
 * Suck on my wiener

Riskay

 * Smell Yo Dick - Link
 * Lemme smell yo dick

Samwell

 * What What, In the Butt? - Link
 * In the butt
 * Come to me, if you care
 * Do it in the butt
 * In my butt

Sir Mix-A-Lot

 * Baby Got Back - Link
 * You get sprung!
 * Baby
 * My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!
 * The Game
 * Prostitution

Slaughterhouse

 * Psychopath Killer
 * Rimjob

Slim Jesus

 * Drill Time - Link
 * Fuckboy
 * Fucked your girl


 * Chasin a Bag - Link
 * Sucking my dick


 * On the Block - Link
 * Suck a dick

Snoop Dogg

 * Sexual Eruption - Link
 * Sexual Eruption
 * Bad bitch with me
 * Little ho out
 * Damn right
 * Cigarette
 * Big ass booty
 * Orgasm(s)

Soulja Boy

 * Crank That - Link
 * YOOOOOOUUUUUU
 * Soulja Boy tell e'm!
 * Superman that hoe
 * I’m So Fresh
 * I’m so fresh, you can suck my nuts. (multiple instances)

Stitches

 * Molly Cyrus - Link
 * I'mma put cocaine in yo ass
 * I'mma put my dick in yo ass
 * Put the molly in her ass
 * I just popped a molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus
 * I'mma put my dick up in your ass and it ain't coming out
 * If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck, cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt
 * My cocaine will make you numb, so I'mma put it in your ass with my thumb
 * I'm a demented motherfucker

Three 6 Mafia

 * Slob On My Knob - Link
 * Give me head
 * Sex
 * Squeeze on my nuts
 * Lick on my butt
 * My nigga
 * Sucks on dick (does it real good)
 * A nigga
 * Lay on the bed
 * Where the niggas at?
 * Please don't touch
 * Bend ova
 * Suck a nigga dick or somethin'

Tone Loc

 * Funky Cold Medina - Link
 * I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener!

Too $hort

 * Gangstas and Strippers - Link
 * Stripclub
 * Strippers
 * G-String
 * The Ghetto - Link
 * The Ghetto

T-Pain

 * I'm In Luv (With a Stripper) - Link
 * A stripper

A Tribe Called Quest

 * Scenario
 * Dungeon

Tupac Shakur

 * Hit 'Em Up - Link
 * You deserve to die

Twiztid

 * 85 Bucks an Hour (ft. Insane Clown Posse) - Link
 * What the fuck was that?
 * Piss you off
 * Get off our penises
 * I don't give a fuck!
 * Nuts
 * A hairy anus
 * A hairy sack
 * I slap hoes and bitches to the face, and scream to fuck off, bitch!
 * Shut the fuck
 * Shithead!
 * Shit
 * Fuck it!
 * Fuck with
 * I'll smash you bitch!
 * Cigarrete
 * So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kickin!
 * Stupid
 * Motherfuckin'
 * My nutsack
 * I'll snap your neck

Tyler the Creator

 * Domo 23 (music video version) - Link
 * I'ma kick his ass
 * Slap the tooth out his mouth


 * Rusty - Link
 * I ain't fuckin playing


 * Yonkers - Link
 * Crack rocks
 * Quit bitchin'

V.I.C

 * Wobble - Link
 * All The Shorties In The Club

Warren G

 * Regulate - Link
 * Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property. We damn good too!, But you can't be any geek off the street!
 * REGULATOOOOOOORS!, MOUNT UP!
 * Just hit the east side of the (LBC)
 * Warren G
 * Sexy as Hell
 * Sit back and observe!

Wiz Khalifa

 * Kleenex
 * Kleenex

YG

 * My Nigga - Link
 * My Nigga
 * Motherfucking Nigga

Yo Gotti

 * Law - Link
 * Its fuck the law
 * against the law

Young Zee

 * Get da Fuck Outta Here - Link
 * 1) Get the fuck outta here

Sean Paul

 * Temperature - Link
 * I've got the right tactics to turn you on!

Vybz Kartel

 * Virginity  - Link
 * 'Member when me take your virginity?
 * A virgin

3 Doors Down

 * Let Me Be Myself - Link
 * Myself

.38 Special

 * Caught Up In You - Link
 * Little Girl

+44

 * Baby, Come On - Link
 * I hate this fucking town

AC/DC

 * Big Balls - Link
 * (Big) balls
 * Cum(s) x2
 * I've got...
 * Crabs


 * Highway to Hell - Link
 * The highway to hell

Acid Fascists

 * Up Against The Wall, Motherfucker - Link
 * Up against the wall, motherfucker!

Adolescents

 * Who Is Who (1980 Demo Version) -
 * They better get their shit together.

Aerosmith

 * Janie's got a gun - Link
 * On the run

AFI

 * Miss Murder - Link
 * Murder
 * Take my life

Against Me

 * Rebecca - Link
 * Come (used as cum)

Alanis Morissette

 * You Oughta Know - Link
 * Its not fair to deny me!

Aldo Nova

 * Fantasy - Link
 * Fantasy
 * Can't you see what this crazy life is doing to me?
 * Give you love
 * Neon lights

Alice Cooper

 * Sunset Babies (All Got Rabies) - Link
 * Babies

Alice in Chains

 * Check My Brain - Link
 * Bong (bones)
 * Love Song
 * The fucking
 * Man in a Box
 * My shit

Alkaline Trio

 * Private Eye - Link
 * Fuck
 * Fucked up shit

All
She Broke My Dick - Link
 * Dick

Andrew W.K.

 * Party Party Party
 * Party!
 * Me

Archspire

 * Remote Tumor Seeker
 * (weird growl)

Attila

 * Three 6
 * Hell yeah

Avenged Sevenfold

 * Critical Acclaim - Link
 * Motherfucker

Avril Lavigne

 * What the Hell - Link
 * What the hell?

The B-52's

 * Love Shack - Link
 * Love shack
 * Bang, Bang, Bang, on the door Baby!

Bachman Turner Overdrive

 * Taking Care Of Business - Link
 * Who try to look pretty
 * Taking Care Of Business

Barely Human

 * No Mercy, No War - Link
 * I don't wanna be retarded

The Beatles

 * Back In The U.S.S.R - Link
 * The U.S.S.R

Billy Idol

 * White Wedding
 * (scream)

Billy Joel

 * Uptown Girl - Link
 * You know I can't afford to buy her (pearls)

Billy Squier

 * Everybody wants you - Link
 * and alcohol

Blink-182

 * All The Small Things
 * Small


 * Anthem Part Two - Link
 * Fucked up


 * Blow Job (Sydney's Big Day Out 2000) - Link
 * Blowjob


 * Built This Pool - Link
 * Naked dudes


 * Dammit - Link
 * Fucked


 * Dysentery Gary - Link
 * Fuck this place
 * He's a fuckin' weasel
 * Your mom's a whore
 * Life just sucks


 * Fuck a Dog - Link
 * Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
 * Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
 * Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
 * (And his) ass
 * Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
 * Fuck you


 * Give Me One Good Reason - Link
 * Fucked


 * Happy Holidays, You Bastard - Link
 * Shitting His Pants


 * Reckless Abandon - Link
 * Fucked a chick in the parking lot


 * Shut Up - Link
 * Shut the fuck up
 * Fuck off
 * Get the fuck up


 * Up All Night - Link
 * All night


 * What Went Wrong - Link
 * Get high


 * When You Fucked Grandpa - Link
 * In his ass
 * He rubs his dick in broken glass
 * When you fucked grandpa
 * Masturbate
 * I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight!
 * Fucking Asshole

Bob Seger

 * Old Time Rock And Roll - Link
 * (*Ferris Bueller reference*)


 * Shakedown - Link
 * You're busted!

Body Count

 * 'Talk Shit, Get Shot - Link
 * Oh shit, nigga (music video only)
 * Motherfuckers

Bon Jovi

 * Livin' on a Prayer - Link
 * Halfway there

Bowling for Soup

 * 1985 - Link
 * 1985


 * Girls All the Bad Guys Want - Link
 * Creamin' over tough guys


 * High School Never Ends - Link
 * Havin' sex


 * My Hometown - Link
 * Fuckin'

Box Car Racer

 * Tiny Voices - Link
 * Bullshit


 * Sorrow - Link
 * Too fucking fast


 * My First Punk Song - Link
 * I've got no dick

Brand New

 * The Archers Bows Have Broken - Link
 * Hell

Brendon Small

 * Could This be the End
 * Now
 * See you
 * My Name is Murder
 * Fuck

Bryan Adams

 * Run To You - Link
 * Turns me on


 * Summer of 69 - Link
 * Was the summer of Sixty Nine!

Cake

 * Sheep Go to Heaven - Link
 * Go to hell (x3)


 * Nugget' = Link
 * Shut the fuck up

Chaotic Discord

 * Glue Accident - Link
 * You fucking shit-ass wanking Bastard! Fucking working class wank! Middle class fucking [inelligable]! Fucking [Inelligable] Cunt!
 * I don't give a fuck!

Children of Bodom

 * Stockholm Knockout Live  - Link
 * Son of a BEEEEYATCH!


 * If You Want Peace, Prepare For War - Link
 * Fuck
 * Are You Dead Yet?
 * (yell)

Christopher Cross

 * Ride Like The Wind - Link
 * The Border Of Mexico

CKY

 * Butt Plug Prank Call - Link
 * BUTT. PUH-LUG!

The Company Band

 * Zombie Barracades  - Link
 * Are you fucking kidding me?

Cradle Of Filth

 * Gilded Cunt - Link
 * Cunt
 * Sodomites

Crush 40 and Paul Shortino

 * E.G.G.M.A.N - - Link
 * I got the master [plan]

The Darkness

 * I Believe in a Thing Called Love - Link
 * I believe in a thing called (Love *usually replaced with a fictitious entity or political ideology*)
 * Til the sun goes down
 * Touching you

A Day to Remember

 * 2nd Sucks - Link
 * Get the fuck over it


 * All Signs Point to Lauderdale - Link
 * Fuck

Descendents

 * Hope - Link
 * Cock


 * Marriage - Link
 * Have sex with you


 * Pervert - Link
 * Cunt

Dethklok

 * Dethsupport - Link
 * Bronchitis
 * Kill me!


 * Laser Cannon Deth Sentence - Link
 * FIRE!
 * Strapped to a rocket ignited
 * DIE!


 * Awaken
 * Your death
 * Birthday Dethday
 * (guitar squeals)
 * Bloodlines
 * Close your eyes
 * Blazing Star
 * Bye
 * Fansong
 * Just follow me
 * Pickles Intro
 * Kill you
 * The Cyborg Slayers
 * Burn
 * Tour Skit #1
 * Gets outta here!
 * Why don't you take a picture and blog about it online with yer pervert...laptop?

Devin Townsend

 * Bastard - Link
 * BAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAARD

Devo

 * Whip it - Link
 * Its not too late!

Dire Straits

 * Money For Nothing - Link
 * That little faggot

Disturbed

 * Down With the Sickness  - Link
 * Fuck you
 * Fucking whore

Dog Fashion Disco

 * Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy - Link
 * I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili!

Don McLean

 * American Pie - Link
 * A long, long, time ago

D.R.I.

 * Couch Slouch - Link
 * Fuck off

Dream Theater

 * Flick of the Wrist (Queen cover) - Link
 * Prostitute


 * The Count of Tuscany - Link
 * I
 * This could be the last time you see me alive

The Glass Prison
 * Prophets of War
 * (choir)
 * Me
 * Wide open
 * Power Down
 * (sirens, distorted noises)


 * As I Am
 * Fucked
 * Fatal Tragedy - Link
 * Started (-tarded)
 * It is time to see how you die(d)
 * Descent of the NOMACS
 * (breaking glass/piano noise)
 * Three Days - Link
 * (maniacal laughter)
 * Constant Motion
 * (various weird keyboard noises)
 * Just Let Me Breathe
 * (various weird keyboard noises)
 * Scenes From a World Tour outtakes
 * Eat my ass and balls
 * Lick my ass and balls
 * Suck on my ass and balls
 * Black Clouds and Silver Drumming outtakes
 * Eat my ass and balls

Duran Duran

 * Girls On Film - Link
 * Girls on film


 * Hungry Like The Wolf - Link
 * Hungry like the wolf

Dynamite Hack

 * Boyz in the Hood (Eazy-E cover) -
 * 1) Compton
 * 2) Drunk
 * 3) Niggas
 * 4) Clip
 * 5) MAC-10
 * 6) Pumpin' new shit by N.W.A
 * 7) Gangsta Gangsta
 * 8) Slappin' the Ho's
 * 9) Shooting some Hoop
 * 10) G.T.A
 * 11) Boy I ain't said shit
 * 12) Wanna get Ill
 * 13) Homeboys Chill
 * 14) Dolla
 * 15) Drinking
 * 16) Rock that Body
 * 17) Bacardi
 * 18) Bitch
 * 19) Stupid
 * 20) Talking shit
 * 21) Reach back like a Pimp and I slap the ho
 * 22) Old Ass
 * 23) Punk Ass Tripping
 * 24) Punk Ass

Eagles

 * Hotel California - Link
 * Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place!

Electric Light Orchestra

 * Four Little Diamonds - Link
 * Four little diamonds

Electric Six

 * Vibrator - Link
 * Vibrator (x2)
 * Artificial stimulator


 * Gay Bar (Hi Res) - Link
 * I wanna take you to a gay bar
 * Gay bar

Elton John

 * Crocodile Rock - Link
 * LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EMF

 * Unbelievable - Link
 * Unbelievable!

The Exploited

 * I Hate You (Live) - Link
 * Fuckin' faggot
 * I hate fucking you

Falling in Reverse

 * Fuck the Rest - Link
 * And your mother too


 * Just Like You - Link
 * Asshole

The Fixx

 * One Thing Leads To Another - Link
 * Deception with tact
 * Which irritates
 * Just what are you trying to say?
 * Why don't they do what they say?
 * One (thing) leads to another.
 * The long face that you see comes from
 * Its easy to believe somebody's been lying to me!
 * Is like a bone in the throat

Foo Fighters

 * Dave Grohl Kicks Fan Out - Link
 * Hey, motherfuckers
 * You don't fuckin' fight at my show you asshole
 * Get the fuck outta my show right now (x2)
 * Get the fuck out
 * Get the fuck outta here

Foreigner

 * Urgent -Link 
 * It's urgent!

Forgotten Rebels

 * Shit for Brains - Link
 * Shit for brains

The Fratellis

 * Chelsea Dagger - Link
 * Stealing everything she got
 * The hell of it
 * Sucking

Gary Numan

 * Cars - Link
 * In Cars

Gene Simmons

 * Asshole  - Link
 * Asshoooole! (x2)
 * An asshole

Genesis

 * Invisible Touch - Link
 * Invisible Touch

Grand Funk Railroad

 * Some Kind Of Wonderful - Link
 * Some Kind Of Wonderful
 * We're an American Band - Link
 * And proceeded to

Green Day

 * 21 Guns - Link
 * One


 * American Idiot - Link
 * Faggot


 * Jesus of Suburbia - Link
 * Pair of tits (music video only)


 * Longview - Link
 * Fuckin'
 * Masturbation

Guns N' Roses

 * Welcome To The Jungle - Link
 * YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE!!!

Hall And Oates

 * Out Of Touch - Link
 * You're out of touch!


 * Kiss on my List - Link
 * I can’t resist
 * For the best things in life

Hollywood Undead

 * Bitches - Link
 * Bitches (X3)
 * Hoe
 * Get your drunk ass over here
 * Pedophile
 * Bitch give it up!
 * Undead dick in your hands
 * Sign my titties

Honest John and the Factory Dealers

 * Time Cube
 * Banishment to a barren planet
 * Ignorance of the Time Cube is a curse upon humanity

Jefferson Airplane

 * Find Somebody To Love - Link
 * When the truth is found to be lies
 * Don't you want somebody to (love)?

Jimi Hendrix

 * Purple Haze - Link
 * The end of time

Jimmy Eat World

 * The Middle - Link
 * Everything will be just fine.

John Mellencamp

 * Crumbling Down - Link
 * Walls

Journey

 * Don't Stop Believing - Link
 * Don't stop believing!

Judas Priest

 * Blood Stained
 * Blood-stained

Kix

 * Girl Money - Link
 * Baltimore

The Killers

 * When You Were Young - Link
 * Jesus

KMFDM

 * Anarchy - Link
 * Fuck me like a whore

Korn

 * A.D.I.D.A.S. - Link
 * Sex
 * Fuckin


 * All in the Family - Link
 * Pimp
 * Motherfucker
 * Kill
 * Im'a kill
 * You little faggot hoe
 * Shit
 * Whack
 * Suck my dick kid
 * Fag
 * You're just a fag and on a lower level
 * What the fuck you sayin'
 * You're a pimp whatever, limp dick
 * Eat that shit everyday
 * You'd better watch your fucking mouth
 * I'm gonna fuck you up, twice!
 * Fuck me up
 * I'll jack off in your eye
 * Getting buttfucked
 * Can your horse do a fucking wheelie? (or just "wheelie" as "willy")
 * You love it down soft and far!
 * I LOVE YOU!
 * I WANT YOU!
 * AND I'LL EAT YOU
 * AND I'LL SUCK YOU
 * AND I'LL FUCK YOU
 * AND I'LL BUTTFUCK YOU


 * Children of the KoRn - Link
 * Insanity
 * Pussy
 * Fuckin'
 * Children are born
 * Fucking bitches major
 * Fuck the law
 * With my dick in my hand
 * Cumming
 * Weed
 * Smoke
 * Kinky sex
 * Fuck authority
 * Hit you ass in the head with a 40
 * Porn and twisted-ass ways
 * Why don't you
 * Life is a bitch
 * Goddamn
 * BITCH!


 * Justin - Link
 * Fuck All That Bullshit


 * K@#0%! - Link
 * Titty sucking bitch
 * My dick
 * Ass licking
 * Piss sucking cunt
 * Kentucky fried
 * Saggy tits swinging from your fat crusty armpits
 * Big-ass
 * Hairy pussy lips
 * Pecker
 * Queef
 * Oh shit
 * Fuck bitch
 * Damn fucking diarrhea slut
 * FUCK YOU (x2)


 * Right Now  - Link
 * SHUT UP! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!


 * Wake Up - Link
 * Wake the fuck up


 * Y'all Want a Single  - Link
 * Fuck that
 * Fuck that shit

Led Zeppelin

 * Stairway to Heaven' - Link
 * Lady

Limp Bizkit

 * Break Stuff - Link
 * Bullshit
 * Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
 * Bloodstain
 * I think you'd better quit, talking that shit!


 * Faith (George Michael cover) - [ [//www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJBkgoQNZ1w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJBkgoQNZ1w] Link]
 * Get the fuck up!

Linkin Park

 * Crawling - Link
 * CRAWLING!

Lionize

 * Replaced by Machines
 * (We've) all been replaced by (insert)

Living Color

 * Cult Of Personality - Link
 * Joseph Stalin

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 * Free Bird - Link
 * Lord knows
 * Lord help me

Machine Head

 * Beautiful Mourning - Link
 * FUCK YOU ALL!

Meat Loaf

 * Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back  - Link
 * Shove it up your ass

The Meatmen/Tesco Vee

 * Tooling For Anus (Demo) - Link
 * I hate Detroit! It's the worst scum, shit, fucking shithole in the United States!


 * Meatmen Stomp (Demo) - Link
 * Alright, you cunts.


 * I've Got A Problem (Demo) - Link
 * You fucked up!
 * You better believe it, assholes!


 * Orgy of One (Demo) - Link
 * This is about people who say they don't beat off when they really do.
 * [A long speech about masturbation]
 * Blow 'em off, and jack off


 * One Down, Three To Go (Demo) - Link
 * About some legendary fuckwads, The Beatles


 * Meatmen Stomp (1981 Version) - Link
 * I heard you guys have been buttfucked by your dad since you were nine years old!
 * [Fart sound]


 * The Rap - Link
 * One rimjob two years ago and he thinks we're lovers.
 * Here, suck!


 * Becoming a Man - Link
 * You will have a nightly emission where semen comes from the penis.
 * I wanna fuck my daddy!
 * It's perfectly natural. So if Mommy tries to make you feel like a naughty boy, just tell her... Freud was wrong! (x7)


 * Dumping Ground - Link
 * Like a fucking meat sack, say you wanna suck me, say you wanna fuck me, I don't wanna touch you!


 * Mr. Tapeworm (Live) - Link
 * [Stage banter about the sound tapeworms make when evacuating the anus]


 * Orgy of One (Live)
 * We take our bloated leather bags out and beat them mercilessly til they relinquish some of that lovely coconut oil.
 * Remember, if you still have girl problems, don't forget the answer's at the end of your arm.

Metallica

 * Fade to Black - Link
 * I have lost the will to live


 * Hardwired - Link
 * Fucked
 * Shit out of luck

Mindless Self Indulgence

 * Stupid MF - Link
 * Stupid motherfucker

Ministry

 * Jesus Built My Hotrod - Link
 * Ling long


 * Kleptocracy - Link
 * Fuck you

M.O.D.

 * AIDS - Link
 * Penis up your ass

Monster Magnet

 * See You in Hell
 * See you in hell

Motley Crue

 * Kickstart My Heart - Link
 * I'd say we've kicked some ass!

Mudvayne

 * Happy? - Link
 * Are you fucking happy?

New Found Glory

 * 20 Years From Now - Link
 * 20 years

Nickelback

 * Rockstar - Link
 * Playboy Bunny
 * Drug (x2)
 * Drug dealer
 * My ass


 * This Afternoon - Link
 * Hittin' from the bong
 * Kiss my ass

Nine Inch Nails

 * Closer - Link
 * Let me violate you
 * Let me penetrate you
 * I wanna feel you from the inside
 * I wanna fuck you like an animal
 * Help me

Nirvana

 * Heart-Shaped Box - Link
 * Cancer


 * All Apologies - Link
 * What else should I say? Everyone is gay.


 * Lithium - Link
 * I'm so horny
 * Yeah (x8)
 * I killed you
 * I'm a turd (live version only)
 * I'm so retarded (live version only)


 * Rape Me - Link
 * Rape me
 * Rape me again
 * Rape me my friend
 * Rape me (x8) [ending of song]


 * Smells Like Teen Spirit - Link
 * Stupid


 * Scentless Appearance -Link
 * Electrolytes smells like semen


 * Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam - Link
 * Jesus


 * In Bloom - Link
 * A whore


 * Milk It - Link
 * My shit (x2)


 * Paper Cuts - Link
 * Cock
 * Masturbate


 * Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip - Link
 * Had sex
 * Fuck man (whispered)
 * Moist Vagina - Link
 * Moist vagina
 * (her) Anus
 * Anilingus
 * Marijuana

NOFX

 * Creeping Out Sara - Link
 * Threesome
 * Fivesome
 * Strap-ons


 * Don’t Call Me White - Link
 * White
 * They're so fucking ordinary


 * Fish in a Gun Barrel - Link
 * Homosexuals


 * My Vagina - Link
 * My vagina
 * Lesbian


 * The Quitter - Link
 * Bitch

No Remorse

 * 1) Adolf Hitler - Link
 * 2) Adolf Hitler

The Offspring

 * The Kids Aren't Alright - Link
 * What the hell is going on!?
 * Suicide


 * Why Don't You Get a Job? - Link
 * Bitch
 * Dick


 * The Worst Hangover Ever - Link
 * Kicked my ass


 * Bad Habit - Link
 * God Damn Motherfucker


 * Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Link
 * Give it to me baby
 * Pretty Fly for a White Guy


 * Americana - Link
 * Well, fuck you!

The Outfield

 * Your Love - Link
 * On a vacation far away

Osker

 * Ballad of a Traitor
 * Piece of shit
 * Disconnect, Disconnect - Link
 * Goddamn

Pantera

 * Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills - Link
 * Fucked your girlfriend last night
 * God damn, I wanted to fuck
 * Fuck

Papa Roach

 * Last Resort - Link
 * Don't give a fuck

Pat Monahan

 * Her Eyes - Link
 * Porn

Pearl Jam

 * 1998 Quarter Rant - Link
 * Fuck it! I'm outta here!
 * You have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta'em!
 * (cheering)

A Perfect Circle

 * The Doomed
 * Whores
 * Good luck, you're on your own
 * Fuck

Periphery

 * Motormouth - Link
 * SHUT UUUUUP!
 * EAT SHIT!


 * Prayer Position
 * (scream)
 * Bleahh!
 * Oh God, I'm...


 * Alpha
 * Blind


 * The Way the News Goes
 * Wake up


 * Reptile
 * That gaping (brain) asunder
 * The Price is Wrong
 * Fuck

Phil Collins

 * I don't care anymore - Link
 * Anymore
 * In The Air Tonight - Link
 * In the air

Pink Floyd

 * Another Brick In The Wall - Link
 * We don't need no education!
 * We don't need no thought control!

Poison

 * Nothing but a good time - Link
 * Don't need nothing but a good time!

Poison Idea

 * I Got A Right (Iggy Pop cover) - Link
 * Straight edge asshole

The Pretenders

 * Back On The Chain Gang - Link
 * I found a picture of you.


 * Middle Of The Road - Link
 * So come on baby!

Puscifer

 * Cuntry Boner - Link
 * Fucked
 * Boner
 * My boner
 * My boner won't go down
 * Johnny Cash
 * Willie Nelson
 * (Fucked) Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy!
 * Elvis Presley's little girl!
 * Elvis Presley
 * Dolly Parton
 * Kenny Rogers

Queen

 * Bohemian Rhapsody - Link
 * I don't want to die!
 * Flick of the Wrist - Link
 * Prostitute
 * Flick
 * We Will Rock You - Link
 * WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
 * The Prophet's Song
 * The warning
 * I Want it All
 * And I want it now!

Rage Against the Machine

 * Killing in the Name - Link
 * Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
 * Motherfucker!
 * Guerilla Radio
 * Turn that shit up!

Ramones

 * Blitzkrieg Bop - Link
 * Ey, oh! Let’s go!
 * Blitzkreig

Rancid

 * Adina - Link
 * Let's go


 * David Courtney - Link
 * Motherfuckers


 * Listed M.I.A. - Link
 * Faggot


 * Roots Radicals - Link
 * Give 'em the boot

The Rascals

 * A Beautiful Morning - Link
 * Its a beautiful morning.

R.E.M.

 * The One I Love - Link
 * This one goes out to

Rev Theory

 * 1) Hell Yeah - Link
 * 2) Hell
 * 3) Hell Yeah

Rick Springfield

 * Don't Talk To Strangers - Link
 * And still in school
 * Don't talk to (strangers)
 * How's life in the big city?
 * I hear the competition is tough.
 * Jessie's Girl - Link
 * Where can I find a woman like that?

Roach

 * I Gotta Take A Shit - Link
 * Take a shit

Rod Stewart

 * Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Link
 * Now, Hold on a minute!

Sammy Hagar

 * I Can't Drive 55 - Link
 * I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint

Semisonic

 * Closing Time - Link
 * Closing time
 * You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!

Sepultura

 * Refuse/Resist - Link
 * What is this shit?

Sex Pistols

 * Anarchy In The UK - Link
 * Anarchist

Sick Animation

 * Suck My Dick With a Condom On - Link
 * Suck my dick with a condom on bitch
 * You can suck my dick

Simple Plan

 * Addicted - Link
 * Dick

Skid Row

 * Get the Fuck Out (Live at Wembely Stadium 1991) -Link
 * Who the fuck is this
 * Get the fuck out

Skybombers

 * It Goes Off - Link
 * God damn
 * Little mama

Slash

 * We're all Gonna Die (feat. Iggy Pop) - Link
 * OH Shit!
 * Pee on the ground
 * Tits
 * We're all gonna die!!

Smash Mouth

 * All Star - Link
 * Some
 * Walking On The Sun - Link
 * So don't delay! Act now! Supplies are running out!

Steel Panther

 * Asian Hooker - Link
 * On my dick
 * Asian hooker
 * Hot little motherfucker
 * You're a dirty little cocksucker
 * Broke out with gonorrhea
 * Death to All but Metal
 * Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
 * Kill Madonna too, and then fuck 'er in the butt
 * Death
 * Dick
 * 50 Cent's a fag
 * Fuck
 * Kill those fuckin' fuckheads
 * Gay
 * They can suck my ass
 * Death to Papa Roach
 * Shootin' hot sperm on each other's CHEST!
 * Gloryhole - Link
 * Cock and balls
 * Lady-man hermaphrodite
 * Who's sucking my dick today
 * Gloryhole
 * I'm gonna blow my load at the gloryhole
 * Who's sucking my cock tonight
 * Gangbang at the Old Folk's Home - Link
 * Gangbang
 * Gay (from "Bengay")
 * Started gummin' my dick
 * I got a rimjob
 * Senile sex slaves
 * Started licking my ass
 * I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming too fast
 * Had my fist in a butthole
 * I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphomes
 * I Want Your Tits
 * I'm fucking horny, baby
 * Party All Day
 * Fuck yeah, dude
 * Seventeen Girls in a Row
 * Seventeen girls in a row (x2)
 * She's On the Rag
 * When it looks like a murder scene all over his dick
 * Every day of the month her vagina bleeds
 * Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face, blood on my dick, all over the place
 * Now there's blood on the walls, blood on the lamps, blood on the roadies, blood on the amps
 * It Won't Suck Itself
 * It won't suck itself
 * Holy shit, it's getting worse!
 * Holy shit, it's getting worse!

Steve Vai

 * Fuck Yourself - Link
 * Stick it up your ass
 * Gay
 * Masturbate
 * Cum
 * You should fuck yourself
 * Straight
 * Fucking shit
 * Asshole
 * With your face
 * Fuck you
 * 10-foot pole
 * Jizz on my microphone
 * A copy of Rolling Stone

Soundgarden

 * Black Hole Sun Link
 * Won't you come? (Only the "come" part is used)

Sublime

 * What I Got - Link
 * Motherfucking
 * Wrong Way - Link
 * Tits

Suburban Rhythm

 * Bright City Lights - Link
 * Free porno mags
 * Hermaphrodites

Sum 41

 * Fat Lip
 * And I don't give a shit about nothing
 * An abortion


 * Motivation - Link
 * I don't give a shit


 * Crazy Amanda Bunkface - Link
 * I don't wanna hear you bitch no more


 * A.N.I.C
 * Fucking shit
 * You're an asshole


 * Confusion and Frustration in Modern Times - Link
 * What the hell

System Of A Down

 * Boom - Link
 * 1) Fuck


 * Fuck the System - Link
 * Fuck the system


 * Kill Rock n' Roll - Link
 * Asshole


 * She's Like Heroin - Link
 * Whore


 * Sugar - Link
 * Fuck you!


 * Vicinity of Obscenity - Link
 * Whores
 * Beat the meat


 * Violent Pornography - Link
 * Fucks
 * Pornography
 * Sodomy

Sylencer

 * Get it up
 * Penis

They Might Be Giants

 * Bastard Wants to Hit Me - Link
 * Some crazy bastard

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

 * Mary Jane's Last Dance - Link
 * Mary Jane
 * The Waiting - Link
 * The waiting is the hardest part
 * One more
 * Won't Back Down - Link
 * Gates Of Hell

Tool

 * Hooker With a Penis - Link
 * Dipshit
 * Coke
 * I got some advice for you little buddy
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuuuck you, buddy!
 * Nipple


 * Ænima - Link
 * Dumbfounded dipshits


 * Stinkfist - Link
 * Stimulation

Toto

 * Africa - Link
 * Africa

Train

 * Drive By - Link
 * Downward spiral

Turbonegro

 * I Got Erection - Link
 * Erection

Uriah Heep

 * Easy Living - Link
 * Easy Living

Vile

 * Hypocrisy - Link
 * What the fuck is wrong with you?


 * 5 to 10 - Link
 * Rape little girls? Not me! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!


 * Homophobe - Link
 * I hate faggots!

Wall of Voodoo

 * Mexican Radio - Link
 * Mexican

Ween

 *  The H.I.V. Song 
 * H.I.V.


 *  You Fucked Up 
 * You fucked up! You bitch!

Wesley Willis

 * My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks - Link
 * Crack rocks
 * 11:00 pm
 * Crack pipe
 * She does it by threatening him with a Smith and Wesson


 * Fuck You - Link
 * Fuck you (x15)
 * Take your bullshit somewhere else
 * Suck my damn dick, asshole!
 * Get the fuck away from me
 * Get your paws off me
 * I'm not working for you anymore!
 * Stick it up your ass
 * Jump into your hot rod and hit the road, asshole!
 * Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Diet Pepsi: "Uh-huh!"


 * Rock & Roll McDonalds  - Link
 * McDonalds (x2)
 * McDonalds will make you fat
 * Restaurant where they buy food to eat


 * Suck a Cheetah's Dick - Link
 * Motherfucker
 * Suck a European bison’s smelly ass
 * Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup
 * Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack
 * Suck a male camel's dick with hoisin sauce
 * Suck a polar bear's funky ass
 * Suck a wooly mammoth’s dick with Miracle Whip
 * Bootyhole
 * Shitty asshole


 * Suck My Dog's Dick  - Link
 * Suck my dog's dick
 * Lick a moose's dick
 * Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk
 * Suck a llama's balls
 * Bootyhole
 * Suck a klipspringer’s Duck
 * Suck my Doberman Pinscher’s cock


 * The Chicken Cow - Link
 * Stab ya in the ass
 * In the ass
 * Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Blockbuster Video: "Wow, What a Difference!"


 * They Threw Him In Jail
 * In jail


 * My Daddy Smokes Cocaine
 * He forces my brother to buy cocaine from a dope man
 * No good son of a bitch


 * I’m Killing You
 * I’m going to blow your brains out
 * I'm going to murder you


 * Drink That Whiskey - Link
 * Drink a bottle of Cutty Sark
 * Get drunk and fuck with somebody


 * Stay Out of the Ghetto - Link
 * Stay out of the ghetto (numerous instances, so far two have been used)


 * Suck a Caribou's Ass
 * Suck a Caribou's Ass


 * Shit and Fuck
 * Fuck


 * Shoot Me With a Gun
 * Shoot me with a gun
 * Pull out a .38 caliber revolver


 * Shoot Me in the Ass
 * Shoot me in the ass


 * You're Going in the Graveyard
 * Look out, buddy boy!
 * I'm going to destroy ya, mothafucker!

The Who

 * Who Are You? - Link
 * Who the fuck are you?
 * Won't Get Fooled Again
 * YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Yes

 * Owner of a Lonely Heart  - Link
 * Owner of a Lonely (Heart, *usually replaced with penis, or bedroom, to imply that this person hasn't had any action in a while*)
 * Much better than a
 * You've got to want to succeed!
 * Don't you hesitate at all!
 * Roundabout - Link
 * ("To be continued" theme)

Zebrahead

 * Lobotomy for Dummies - Link
 * Hell needed company
 * I wish you were dead
 * Payback's a whore

Zimmers Hole

 * Two-Headed Anal Baby
 * Baby

ZZ Top

 * Sharp Dressed Man - Link
 * Sharp dressed man

Amateur Transplants

 * London Underground - Link
 * Fucking useless cunts
 * I want my fucking money back!
 * Wankers (x2)
 * Shove it up your arsehole
 * Shut the fuck up!

Andy Rehfelt

 * Grotesque Impalement (Radio Disney version)
 * Choke on my shit

Bart Baker

 * Look Into My Eyes (While I Masturbate)
 * Look into my eyes while I masturbate

Brentalfloss
Zelda: Ocarina of Time with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer) DK Rap 2018: Where Are They Now? Super Mario Sunshine with Lyrics Kirby with Lyrics
 * Super Mario Land with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer)
 * Bullshit
 * (Super)balls
 * Magic mushroom
 * Buddy, what are you smoking?
 * Son of a... taint?
 * Maybe, don't be a prick!
 * Douchebag
 * I don't know why it gives you such a boner
 * You limey fuck
 * Shut uuuuuuuup!
 * Asshole!
 * Bitter old bastard
 * Sex ed clown
 * Penis
 * Vulva
 * You'll probably die
 * Horny
 * He's dead
 * Drunk brother
 * GAAAH, [bleep]!
 * Say your prayers!

Dick Hunter

 * '''You're Gay (Bad Day parody) - Link
 * Where is a fat cock when you need it the most?
 * Butthole

Julio Black

 * Your Mother's Vagina - Link
 * Your mother's vagina

Kevin Bloody Wilson

 * Ho Ho Fucking Ho - Link
 * Fucking ho
 * Pedophile

Matt Rogers' Rated X-Mas

 * Suck on My Cock (Jingle Bell Rock parody) - Link
 * Suck on my cock (x2)
 * Soon you'll be tasting sperm!
 * Beat my meat
 * Give me head
 * Shoot my cream
 * Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair
 * My shaft
 * A blowjob can't be beat
 * Thanks for sucking my cock!
 * Stuff the whole thing in your face
 * That’s how you suck on my COOOOOOOCK!
 * I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand (Winter Wonderland parody) - Link
 * My dick is hard
 * I love to choke my chicken with my hand
 * Masturbate
 * Balls (x2)
 * Blue (x2)
 * Cumming
 * Dick
 * Grab my rod
 * Have Yourself a 1-900 Christmas (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas parody)
 * 1-900
 * Shoot your load
 * Find a good position
 * Sliding up and down your bone
 * You don't have my tits to squeeze, or my juicy snatch to fill
 * Baby, I'll screw you good
 * With his dick
 * Have a Pornographic Christmas (Holly Jolly Christmas parody)
 * Cumshot
 * Pornographic
 * Porno shops
 * Watch him hump a smooth round rump, while you play with your dick
 * The porno star
 * Lots of meat
 * He sticks his dick into some chick
 * Dildos
 * Stuff them up their ass

NonJuan

 * Erectile Dysfunction (Sexual Eruption parody)
 * Erectile dysfunction

Peen

 * Lotion Man
 * All over this picture of a ho

Pink Guy

 * STFU - Link
 * Stop being a fucking cunt
 * I don't give a fuck
 * You're a stupid fucking bitch
 * Piece of shit

Richard Cheese

 * Rape Me - (Nirvana Cover) - Link
 * Everybody... Rape me! Put your hands together
 * R
 * A
 * P
 * E
 * Rape me
 * Rape me again
 * Rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape me!


 * My Neck, My Back (Khia Cover) - Link
 * Pussy (x3)
 * All over your face
 * Nigga
 * Shit on me
 * Bitches
 * My crack
 * Crack
 * Cum
 * My pussy


 * Welcome to the Jungle (Guns N' Roses Cover) - Link
 * You're gonna die!


 * Do Me (Bell Biv DeVoe Cover) - Link
 * Well FUCK you!

Rucka Rucka Ali

 * Go Cops - Link
 * NIGGA, WE BE GETTING HIGH!


 * Obama Been Watching - Link
 * Titty-pictures
 * Postin' them videos for some old man to jerk it
 * Fuck me
 * In my face
 * You little faggot!
 * High-speed connection

Saint Smythe

 * Omega Kowai Cuthwald Song by Not Safe For Work Cartoons
 * I'm fucked-up
 * I jerked off to... 2 Girls 1 Cup
 * I watch a whole... fuckload of porn
 * I masturbate (...to unicorns)
 * Watch my roommate give someone head
 * Fap
 * My penis is so tiny
 * Up my hiney
 * And stick it in


 * The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality - Link
 * Fucking around
 * A nine-inch vibrator
 * (This is the Ultimate) Orgy
 * Homosexuality (x2)
 * Dildos
 * Fellatio
 * Sodomy
 * Took a shit (on)
 * Jacked off
 * Thirteen-inch dick (or just "thir" as "their"/they're)
 * Penetrated
 * Sixty-nine
 * Gayer than Brokeback Mountain
 * Bukkake
 * Strap-ons
 * Vaginas
 * Care Bear cum
 * Cumming
 * Lesbian
 * Jerk off
 * Cum spray
 * Benito Mussolini
 * Tits and vaginas
 * Armadillo

Scott Brown & Anthony King

 * To the Guy I Caught Masturbating - Link
 * Masturbating

Shel Silverstein

 * Fuck 'Em
 * Fuuuuuuuck them!
 * Piss in your lap
 * Quaaludes Again
 * Quaaludes

Stephen Lynch

 * Hermaphrodite
 * Hermaphrodite
 * If I Were Gay -
 * Get your hand out of my pants

Tom Lehrer

 * Lobachevsky
 * Analytic and algebraic topology of local Euclidian metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold

"Weird Al" Yankovic

 * Achy Breaky Song - Link
 * Don't play that song, that achy breaky song, the most annoying song I know!
 * Albequerque
 * It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.
 * He gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it!
 * DAAUGH! GET ‘EM OFF ME! GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH, GET ‘EM OFF, GET ‘EM OFF! OH! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH! OH GOD!
 * A Complicated Song - Link
 * Constipated
 * Couch Potato
 * The Playboy Channel
 * TMZ - Link
 * Some transvestite
 * Trapped in the Drive-Thru
 * Driveway
 * Prematurely bald
 * Another One Rides the Bus
 * The perverts in the back
 * I'll Sue Ya
 * Taco Bell
 * (laughing)
 * Dare to be Stupid
 * Yes!
 * The White Stuff
 * The white stuff
 * Filling
 * Talk Soup
 * I have no genitalia!
 * Virus Alert
 * Your attention, if you please
 * Confessions Pt. III
 * Anymore
 * FYI, it was not a cold sore
 * Don't Download This Song
 * Lars Ulrich
 * Jerry Springer - Link
 * The hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
 * She-male
 * The stripper with the implants
 * The KKK and the gay Jewish black dude
 * Sports Song - Link
 * You suck! (x4)
 * Ringtone - Link
 * Ringtone, ringtone, ringtone
 * Everybody
 * My Own Eyes
 * My own eyes!
 * The Alternative Polka - Link
 * Why don't you kill me?
 * It's All About the Pentiums
 * Bedsheets
 * Your Horoscope For Today
 * Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine

Ylvis

 * The Fox - Link
 * What does the (fox) say?

Your Favorite Martian

 * Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) - Link
 * Penis

Passenger of Shit

 * Staple Tapeworms on My Penis - Link
 * (scream)
 * On my penis
 * My! Fucking! PENISSSS!
 * (weird upbeat music)

12 Oz. Mouse

 * Prolegomenon
 * (pinball machine noises)

Adventure Time

 * Five More Short Graybles
 * (scream)


 * Hot Diggity Doom
 * Sayonara, suckers!
 * Wake Up
 * Wake up

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Boogey-Mania - Link Lovesick Sonic - Link 1 Link 2 Sonic Christmas Blast
 * 1) Penis (Pingas, from Snooping as usual)
 * NO!
 * By
 * 1) Penis (from happiness ) - Link

American Dad

 * 100 A.D. - Link
 * Bitch, what are you crying about?
 * FUCK. Y'ALL.


 * Big Trouble in Little Langley
 * Too fucking late


 * Daddy Queerest
 * Big naked man


 * For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
 * A boner


 * Great Space Roaster
 * Strap-on


 * Helping Handis
 * My mother


 * Moon Over Isla Island
 * My mother


 * Old Stan in the Mountain - Link
 * You stupid BIIIIIIIIIIII-(gradually fading away)


 * Pilot
 * Avril Lavigne


 * Rapture's Delight
 * Antichrist


 * Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold - Link
 * My bitch is horny


 * Stan's Food Resturant
 * Condom (x2)


 * Surro Gate - Link
 * Tight little asses


 * Tearjerker - Link
 * Mentally retarded (x2)
 * Not be retarded
 * An alcoholic
 * Cancer


 * The Worst Stan -
 * Butt play

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Bart Oates Boston Broodwich Carl Carl Wash The Cloning Couples Skate The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future Dickesode - Link Dumber Days Ezekiel Interfection Kidney Car MC Pee Pants Multiple Meats - Link Rabbot' Revenge of the Mooninites - Link Revenge of the Trees Robots Are Everywhere Super Bowl Super Hero Super Model Super Squatter Super Trivia This is Your Left - Link Total Re-Carl- Link Terrorphone (DVD bonus skit) Terrorphone 2: Rakenstein (DVD bonus skit)
 * 1) Up your butt
 * 2) I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS AND TOUNGE WITH A...
 * 3) Brick Wall
 * 4) Welcome Home Boy! Bwahahha!
 * 5) Where You Get That Lollypop?
 * 6) We Have Still Your Fucking Money!
 * 1) Awesome!
 * 1) I'm gonna saw my own head off
 * 2) Shit
 * 3) This sucks I'm not doing this
 * 666
 * 1) HOLY CRAP IN A PITA!
 * 2) Skull In The Basement
 * 1) "Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit you up the middle!"
 * 1) You a dumbass
 * 2) Gonna get your ass whooped
 * 1) Oh God
 * 1) Pissed off
 * 1) RUUUN, FAT BOY, RUUUN!
 * 1) Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
 * 2) ...that doesn't sound right does it?
 * Oh, do go on. Please.
 * 1) HUMP YOURSELF
 * 2) Someone's dick is coming with me tonight!
 * 3) Who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?
 * 1) Yo. Tizzame pass by just like Donovan McNizzab. Shiieeet.
 * 1) Jackass
 * 1) Justin Timberlake
 * 1) Opne up, or I'm opening it for ya!
 * 1) ......WHAT?
 * 1) Asshole!
 * 1) What is that?
 * 2) Unleash The Untanical Frog!
 * 1) Sodomize
 * 1) Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!
 * 2) Hope your house burns down
 * 1) It smelled like hot garbage pizza
 * 1) Shut up. Damn.
 * Wow, you know, that's really amazingly lame.
 * 1) Behold!
 * 1) Oh God
 * 1) WHERE ARE YOU?
 * 2) Success!
 * 1) You're gonna die!
 * 1) Dammit
 * 2) Go away. GO. AWAY.
 * 3) I'm so tired of this
 * 4) Freaking go away, you freak
 * 5) A crapper
 * 1) Nothing a good butthole massage won't fix
 * 2) Ooh it's late, I gotta massage my butthole
 * 3) Fanny port
 * 1) Oh no, that rake is after my balls
 * 2) Uh oh, it's coming for my balls

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1
Allen Part 2- Link
 * 1) You suckin' fuck suck gayass motherfucker
 * 2) You son of a bitch
 * 3) Pooty-butt doody!

Archer
Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe El Secuestro Heart of Archness: Part III The Man from Jupiter Viscous Coupling - Link
 * 1) Chinese sex slave(s)
 * 1) GODDAMNIT!
 * 1) Eat a bag of dicks!
 * 1) I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection
 * 2) Holy shit!
 * 1) My penis can only get so ERECT.

Arthur
'Believe in Yourself (theme) - Link
 * 1) Open up your eyes

Atama Yama

 * 1) Mmmm?

Avatar: the Last Airbender
(unknown)
 * Cum

Beavis and Butt-head
Cyberbutt - Link
 * 1) Porn
 * 2) Porno
 * 3) Shut the hell up

Held Back Manners Suck No Laughing, Part II (Sex Ed) - Link Speech Therapy Sperm Bank Tech Support Top O the Mountain  Trouble Urinating - Link Vaya Con Cornholio
 * 1) I tried that once
 * 1) Please come out of my butt
 * 2) Wipe my butt
 * 3) He tried to touch my weiner
 * Sex
 * 1) Penis!
 * 2) Vagina!
 * 3) Testicles!
 * 4) Venereal disease!
 * 5) Sexual intercourse!
 * 6) Scrotom!
 * 7) Clitoris!
 * 8) Masturbation!
 * 1) Damn son of a bitch
 * 1) I need your sperm
 * 1) Butt plug his computer
 * 1) Top Of The Mountain
 * 1) Take out your penises!
 * 1) I'm horny! (bunghole)

Bob's Burgers
Bob Day Afternoon -Link
 * 1) It looks like a huge misshapen penis

Bojack Horseman
'The Bojack Horseman Story, Chapter 1
 * Urethra

Prickly Muffin - Link
 * Suck a DICK, dumb shits!

Zoes and Zeldas - Link
 * 1) Worse than a hundred September 11th

The Boondocks

 * A Date With the Booty Warrior - Link
 * I came looking for booty
 * I came looking for man's butt
 * You came looking for sex with an underage boy?
 * I ain't got no milk, no cookies
 * Hey, nigga. You got a nice little ass, nigga. (Eh, eh, eh, nigga, you got a nice little ass, nigga)
 * Mmhmm, take your time
 * Give me your ass, nigga
 * No!
 * Chris Hansen
 * I like you, and I want you.
 * Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
 * The choice is yours
 * Okay. I-I see you choosing the hard way
 * Nigga, did you just say what I was trying to say, but smarter?
 * Little boys
 * Butt-ass naked
 * Now, I like to put the jelly inside my ass, then put some of this peanut butter on top of it! I call it a peanut butter, jelly, and asshole sandwich - but Tom here will be calling it lunch!


 * Garden Party
 * The fuck y'all lookin' at?


 * Granddad's Fight - Link 1 Link 2
 * Watch where you're walking, nigga.
 * Hey, what you say, nigga?
 * What did you say, bitch nigga?
 * Hey, squeeze it, nigga!
 * Watch where you're walking, bitch.
 * Mehhh...that's some ol' bullshit
 * Ass-whupping
 * [Riley] Oh, hell no!
 * Bitch ass nigger!
 * Bitch ass nigger?


 * Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner - Link
 * Hoe


 * Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - Link
 * Nigga
 * You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, nigga!
 * Whadidyoo say, NIGGA?!
 * Fuck you, punk-ass pussy-ass bitch-ass nigga! I'll beat your motherfuckin' sediddy ass, nigga! Don't ever in your life ever try to holla at me, nigga!
 * Aw yeah!
 * What's good, nyuggah?!


 * The Story of Catcher Freeman
 * Nigga, what you want!?


 * The S-Word - Link
 * Porch Monkey
 * Spearchucker
 * Jigaboo
 * Jungle bunny


 * The Color Ruckus
 * That was some bullshit


 * The Story of Thugnificent
 * Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfucker!
 * Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-buttcheeks!

Brickleberry

 * Saved by the balls
 * Now stick your finger in my butt so I can finish!

Carl's Stone Cold Luck of the Century of the Week

 * Boston Freakin' Won
 * Grabass

CatDog
Safety Dog
 * 1) Owie!

Clerks: The Animated Series
The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives
 * 1) Y'know, I lost my virginity to her.
 * 2) Jerry Seinfeld
 * 3) I'm not your mate, fag!
 * 4) Up yours
 * 5) Cigarette
 * 6) Three-way

Codename: Kids Next Door
Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E
 * 1) Dos anyone know where a guy can get some chips and salsa in this dump?

Cyanide and Happiness

 * Le Telepathe - Link
 * Dicks (x2)
 * Big pile of dicks


 * The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere - Link
 * My ass
 * I have the most comfortable ass in the world!


 * Ow, My Dick - Link
 * Ow, My Dick!

Danny Phantom
Bitter Reunions
 * 1) No. No you don't

Darkwing Duck
A Star is Scorned
 * 1) The slug that slimes your begonias

Dexter's Laboratory
Dexter Dodgeball
 * Dexter and Computress Get Mandark - Link
 * 1) And don't forget....
 * 1) What's this crap?

Dick Figures

 * Role Playas - Link
 * 1) Fuck!
 * 2) Cock!
 * 3) Balls!
 * 4) BUTT NAZI ASS THUNDER PUBIC HAIR CHODE DOUCHE IN MY MOUTH!
 * 5) Does she have big boobs?

Doc and Mharti
Freedom of 101
 * Hey, what's up, you fuckin' niggers
 * 1) Shut your fucking mouth

Doomstar Requiem Soundtrack
Partying Around the World - Link
 * 1) Herpes

How Can I Be a Hero?
 * 1) Blowjob
 * 2) STDs
 * 3) Jack off every night
 * 4) Probably just kill myself

The Depths of Humanity En Antris Et Stella Fatum Cruenti Givin' Back to You Some Time Ago... The Crossroads Blazing Star
 * 1) Oh my God!
 * 2) Sorry
 * 3) You should be ashamed of yourself
 * 1) Murder(ed)
 * 1) We need some drugs
 * 2) Oh shit, we're fucked!
 * 1) Guitarist
 * 1) Killed him
 * Bye

Dilbert
Y2K
 * 1) Orgasm

Dora the Explorer

 * Come on Vamanos! Song - Link
 * Come on

Dragon Ball (original)
The Emperor's Quest
 * NO!

Dragon Ball Z
General
 * 1) (Masako Nozawa/Sean Schemmel Goku's screams)

Goku's Arrival
 * 1) It's Over NINE THOUSAND!!! - Link

Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone
 * 1) (Toshio Furukawa Piccolo's scream)

Drawn Together
The One Wherein There is a Big Twist The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II Hot Tub Toot Goes Bollywood Freaks and Geeks Charlotte's Web of Lies Captain Hero's Marriage Pact Lost in Parking Space Breakfast Food Killer Clara's Dirty Little Secret Gay Bash Super Nanny Little Orphan Hero Captain Girl Clum Babies
 * 1) LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
 * 2) I'm not afraid to die!
 * 1) Nice, thick cock
 * 2) Filthy bitch with a beautiful cock
 * 1) You racist asshoo!
 * 1) Touch yourselves
 * 2) Go to the movies
 * 1) You're a fucking idiot, sir!
 * 1) What the fuck did I just say?!
 * 1) Don't make me kick your ass!
 * 2) Don't make me suck your dick!
 * 1) You cocksucker
 * 1) Great big cock
 * 2) May I see it?
 * 3) Screw all you
 * 1) Look at my penis! What happened to my goddamn penis?!
 * 1) I'm gonna off this glue-sniffing cocksucker right fucking now!
 * Ehh, jerkoff-assholes
 * 1) Those goddamn cunt shit dumb ass piss fuck meatball dick cock motherfuckers!
 * 1) I don't wanna die!
 * 1) In the name of God!

Dr. Seuss on the Loose
Green Eggs and Ham - Link
 * 1) Eggs

Dr. Tran
100% Ice (Part 1) - Link
 * 1) So fuckin' wonderful
 * 2) Super proud of his little perfumed balls
 * 3) And he loves to eat cocaine.
 * 4) Cocaine
 * 5) Don't be a fag!
 * 6) Then go turn yourself in to the police because you're a child prostitute and you should be ashamed of yourself!
 * 7) My d*ck! (censor bleep removal results in almost the same effect as an uncensored "dick")

100% Ice (Part 2) - Link
 * 1) Are you talking to me, you fat little bastard?
 * 2) Who in the hell...?
 * 3) Sex
 * 4) Goddammit!
 * 5) You fucked up!

100% Ice (Part 3) - Link
 * 1) Who the hell...?
 * 2) Tits (numerous instances)
 * 3) Pussy! (x2)
 * 4) (screaming in pain)

Dr. Tran MAIL (S1, Ep06) "Keith Cares" - Link
 * 1) In my pants
 * 2) Boner
 * 3) No! Shut up!
 * 4) Popped a boner
 * 5) Aah, for God's sake!

Roybertito's
 * 1) I'm gonna kill myself!
 * 2) Yeah! (x3)

Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack
 * 1) I just keep hitting little boys!

Dumbland
The Neighbor
 * 1) Fuck you!

Durarara!
Chocolate ga Yukuefumei - Link
 * 1) (scream)

Ed Edd 'n Eddy

 * Ed Edd 'n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
 * A dick[ie? They still MAKE these?]


 * Rambling Ed
 * I have one eyebrow and the brain of a bug


 * Wish You Were Ed
 * THE SON OF A SHEPHERD HAS RETURNED!

Family Guy

 * And I'm Joyce Kinney
 * A pornographic movie
 * Topless, High on coke


 * An App a Day
 * Are you shittin me?
 * Piece of shit
 * I'm gonna go to your house and fuck your wife!


 * April in Quahog - Link
 * See ya, bitch!


 * Back to the Woods - Link
 * Jewish


 * Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey - Link
 * You shouldn't have talked, you stupid bitch! I hope you die!


 * Blind Ambition - Link
 * Jesus christ!


 * The Blind Side (Scenes with Peter Falling Down the Stairs) - Link
 * Agh! Ow! Oh! Agh! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
 * Aagh! Ow! Oh! Fuck! Fucking cock! FUCK! COCK! COCK!
 * Aaayaaaagaaagh! Fuck! Fuck! Goddammit! Fucking cock-sucking cock! Fuck! Dammit!


 * Brothers and Sisters - Link1 Link 2
 * You wanna see my paginis?
 * Masturbate
 * NOT OKAY!


 * Call Girl - Link
 * Eight fucking hours later...


 * Chick Cancer (deleted scene)
 * Prostitute - Link


 * Chris Cross - Link
 * Suck my cock, motherfucker!


 * The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (You Have AIDS) Link
 * Unprotected sex
 * You got the aids
 * You have AIDS
 * HIV


 * Death Has a Shadow - Link
 * Get your fat ass back here


 * Don't make me over
 * I want to have intercourse with you! - Link
 * Dr C and the Women - Link
 * Alcohol and marijuana to minors


 * Dog Gone
 * Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth for once and go home and fuck your wife in the face?


 * Family Gay - Link
 * Horse sperm
 * Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
 * West Siedee


 * The Fat Guy Strangler - Link
 * Take that, you bitch!
 * Hepatitis


 * The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
 * Genital warts - Link


 * Foreign Affairs
 * Todays final exam will consist of two parts: oral and anal.


 * From Method To Madness - Link
 * Holy moly! It must be my birthday!


 * Halloween on Spooner Street - Link
 * Fuckface
 * Hepatitis C
 * Gonorrhea


 * Hell Comes to Quahog - Link 1, Link 2
 * What the Hell!?
 * No no no no NO NOOOOOO!
 * Kicks ass
 * So fucking funny!


 * He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Link
 * Normies


 * It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) 
 * (Having) gay* sex (*"butt sex" in uncensored version) -
 * Cowboy buttsex


 * Jerome is the New Black (Black Jesus) - Link
 * Yo momma's ass


 * The Kiss Seen 'Round the World -
 * Kill myself


 * Long John Peter - Link
 * I'd like to show you how all your problems can be solved by my penis.


 * The Man with Two Brians
 * Jackass


 * Meet the Quagmires - Link
 * You can't catch me, gay thoughts!


 * Model Misbehavior
 * You guys are Nazis, man! You're freakin' Nazis!


 * Mother Tucker- Link 1 [ [//www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuka64I0Tx8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuka64I0Tx8] Link 1]
 * Masturbator and Commander
 * They're DEAD
 * I don't give a crap
 * Get off me, you skank!


 * Mr. Saturday Knight -
 * Cleveland steamer (x2)


 * North by North Quahog - Link
 * Stop it! (x2)


 * Not All Dogs Go to Heaven - Link
 * I hope you all fucking die.
 * FUCK!
 * Ocean's Three and a Half
 * Go fuck yourself.
 * Perfect Castaway
 * (farts)
 * Petarded
 * Testicles - Link
 * Prostitutes (x2) - Link


 * Peter's Daughter - Link
 * You're a jackass


 * Peter's Progress - Link
 * Violated me


 * Peter's Two Dads - Link
 * Crack
 * What the FUCK?


 * Play it Again, Brian
 * Pedophile - Link


 * Prick Up Your Ears
 * Ah, you bitch!


 * PTV - Link
 * Such as
 * Fellatio
 * All the fellas at the freaking FCC
 * They sent this little warning. They are prepared to do their worst.
 * And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
 * Dammit, can't a guy masturbate in this house?
 * Testicles
 * Balls


 * Quagmire's Baby - Link
 * ALLAH HU-AKBAR!
 * (explosion)


 * Road to Europe - Link
 * Alright, okay! God!


 * Road to the Multiverse - Link
 * FUCK YOU!


 * Roasted Guy 
 * A Wolf


 * Saving Private Brian - Link
 * Gay (x2)
 * Gayness
 * I'm a homo
 * OH MY GOD THAT HURTS!


 * Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Link
 * Fuck off


 * Stewie Loves Lois
 * Violated


 * Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Link
 * Oh my God, who the hell cares?


 * The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Dick Cheney as a Walmart Greeter)
 * Go fuck yourself - Link


 * Three Acts of God - Link
 * (gunshot)


 * Turban Cowboy
 * Kikes (cakes)


 * Turkey Guys - Link
 * (gunshot)


 * Twelve and a Half Angry Men (T-Rex trying to masturbate) - Link
 * Masturbate (x2)
 * Have sex
 * Internet porn
 * Masturbatin'


 * Vestigial Peter -
 * See you around, bitches


 * Wasted Talent
 * Because you touch yourself at night - Link
 * YEEEAH!


 * Welcome back Carter - Link
 * Gay guys having a threesome

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

 * Land of the flea
 * Immigrant
 * Store Wars - Link
 * Rip off artist!

Futurama
Theme Song Bend Her - Link Fry and the Slurm Factory - Link A Head in the Polls - Link Mother's Day Proposition Infinity - Link 2 Space Pilot 3000 - Link 1 Link 2 A Tale of Two Santas - Link Love and Rocket
 * 1) (crash)
 * 1) I need a sex change operation and give it to me now!
 * 1) SHUT THE HELL UP!
 * 1) Hookers and fat people
 * 1) Hooray!
 * 1) Shut up.
 * 2) Gay robosexual marriage
 * 1) Bite my shiny metal ass.
 * 2) I'm gonna go kill myself
 * 1) There were NO survivors.
 * 1) (Bender laughing)
 * 2) Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.
 * 3) (Bender laughing again)

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

 * Attack Of The Clowns - Link
 * JUST DESTROY US ALL!!!


 * Company Halt
 * But if you touch my


 * Hog Wild
 * (*underwater burping and farting*)


 * Wishbones
 * To death


 * Skarred for Life
 * You know you want to!

Gravity Falls
The Deep End - Link Not What He Seems - Link
 * 1) HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER.
 * 1) Let's do this

Homestar Runner
Blubb-O's Commercial - Link Strong Badia National Anthem - Link
 * 1) Naaasty
 * 1) Milk

Teen Girl Squad 3 - Link
 * 1) Hella tight

Teen Girl Squad 10 - Link
 * 1) Meter

20X6 vs 1936
 * 1) Ha ha ha, you're so dumb! Ha ha ha!

hremail3817 bedtime story for kids your friends do over Movin' Very Slowly Somebody Told Me (And Now I Believe Them) Strong Badia National Anthem The Cheat is Not Dead These Peoples Try to Fade Me
 * No
 * 1) In the final (stages, the gums) took on the appearance and flavor of chocolate pudding
 * 1) I'll kill ya!
 * 1) This is the best email I've ever received
 * 1) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
 * 1) Oh yeah
 * 2) (evil laughing)
 * 1) Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them
 * 1) Milk
 * 1) (gospel choir cheering)
 * 1) (laser sounds)

Invader Zim
Walk of Doom Rise of The Zitboy Bloaty's Pizza Hog Zim Eats Waffles
 * 1) I'm naked!
 * 1) I Like It
 * 2) A Pimple!
 * 3) You Can’t Make Me Look!
 * 4) I Made Myself!
 * 5) I Love Pustuilo.
 * 6) Success!
 * 7) Your Horrible!
 * 8) Go On, Laugh!
 * 1) I like pizza!
 * 2) NO SNAIL PASS, YOU ARE NOT AN INERUTERER!
 * 3) I eat too many pizza
 * 4) No more pizza
 * 5) NOOOOOOOO!
 * 6) Im Guarding The House
 * 1) Guess Who Made Myself Waffles!
 * Gir, Your Waffles Are Sicking Me
 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kill La Kill
Junketsu - Link
 * 1) Get naked!
 * 2) Your boobs are way bigger than hers! Way bigger!
 * 3) She has a great rack
 * 4) Rip your clothes off and get NAAAKED!
 * 5) Get...naked?

King of the Hill

 * Bobby Goes Nuts - Link
 * You have been kicked in the testicles.


 * Hank's on Board - Link
 * Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass!


 * Jumpin Crack Bass (It's a Gas Gas Gas)
 * Let me go man!
 * You ain't going nowhere, I'm placing you under citizen's arrest.
 * You can't do that!
 * The hell I can't!
 * As an American citizen I have the authority to detain you until an officer of the peace arrives, and I also have the authority to kick your ass which is something your father obviously forgot to do.


 * Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
 * Hell yeah


 * Peggy the Boggle Champion
 * LOSER, YOU'RE A LOSER!


 * Pilot
 * A damned hammer
 * The hardware department
 * I'm gonna kick your ass


 * Propane Boom
 * You bastards


 * Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
 * I killed fitty men!

Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
The Big Taste Test - Link Fitness Fiend
 * 1) Nasty!
 * 1) Eating (often used with a sound for "penis", "pussy", or related)

Kung Fu Panda Holiday

 * 1) Yeah

The Legend of Korra
Darkness Falls
 * 1) Ten thousand years of darkness

Larryboy: The Cartoon Adventures
The Angry Eybrows '''The Yodelnapper
 * 1) Dance With Me, Lampy!
 * 2) Fly And Sneek Out Anger!
 * 1) HULA HEIDIII

Liquid Television
Joe Normal Part 3
 * 1) Father
 * 2) Shut up! (x7)
 * 3) I'm going down to Mexico to start me a UFO religion!

Madballs: Gross Jokes (VHS cartoon)

 * 1) You know, there's one thing I have to say about that (poem). WHUAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
The Footburn  Kid Nickles
 * 1) (Yell)
 * 2) Secrets…
 * 1) (Gross Burp)

Metalocalypse
Birthdayface Bookklok Breakupklok Church of the Black Klok The Curse of Dethklok Dethcamp Dethclown Dethdinner Dethfam Dethfashion Dethhealth Dethlessons Dethmas Dethrelease Dethsiduals Dethtroll Dethvanity Dethzazz Diversityklok Doublebookedklok Fanklok Fatherklok Fat Kid at the Dethharomnic Fertilityklok Girlfriendklok Go Forth and Die Going Downklok The Metalocalypse Has Begun Motherklok Murdering Outside the Box Performanceklok Prankklok Rehabklok Renovationklok Tributeklok Writersklok Brutal Legend crossover promo Toki in Charge of Snacks (Season 3 bonus material)
 * 1) NOOOOTHIIIIIING!
 * 1) Dead
 * 2) Awww, who the fuck peed on me?
 * 3) My mom's boyfriend
 * 4) No. Fucks no!
 * 1) Ding-dongs
 * 2) Good bye!
 * 3) My god
 * 4) Oh my fucking god, what the fuck is going on!
 * 1) Oh boy!
 * 1) Jack off
 * 2) Brutal
 * 3) Ladies' tampons
 * 1) Faggot
 * 2) Bullshits
 * 3) Gettin' the fucks outta here
 * 4) You just fucked up real bad
 * 5) You better come check this out
 * 1) (scream)
 * 1) Donkey cum
 * 2) Fat asshole
 * 3) I'm gonna fuckin' take myself the fuck outta here
 * No!
 * 1) Oh God, please, please God
 * 1) Because
 * 2) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * 1) A cut up dick
 * 2) I'm not gay!
 * 1) Aw g-(choking), it's awful!
 * 2) A lady's boob
 * 3) Ding-dong
 * 4) Holy shit
 * 5) Lemme feel your balls
 * No!
 * 1) (scare chord)
 * 2) (scream)
 * 3) Urine
 * 4) (grunt)
 * 5) Whoopeeee!
 * 6) You sick piece of shit!
 * 1) (Distorted guitars)
 * 2) Well, there you go
 * 1) A couple of fags
 * 2) Cocaine (x2)
 * 3) (farts)
 * 4) Fucking ghost that kills children (x2)
 * 5) Fuckin'
 * 6) Fuckin' horny
 * No!
 * 1) Piss and cocaine
 * 2) Titty time
 * 3) Your mom is a
 * 1) Takes that you German whore!
 * Ah, fuck!
 * 1) Deeldo
 * 2) Fuck yeeeeeah, boy!
 * 3) Fuck yeah man, that guy's cool!
 * 4) Fuckin' back-pedaling bullshit
 * 5) Fuckin' hooker
 * 6) Fuck this shit
 * 7) I'ma buy a octapus
 * 8) Mothafucka
 * 9) Retardo
 * 10) So fucked up
 * 11) That's bullshit!
 * 12) Wake up, fucker
 * 13) We should just fuckin' bounce, man
 * Yo, what the fuck's up with you people, man?
 * 1) (puking)
 * 1) Professional
 * 1) Get out of here!
 * 2) You suck!
 * 1) A dead whore that the police won't even investigate because no one cares
 * 2) Dickface
 * 3) Eugghh
 * 4) Fuck you
 * 5) Fuckin'
 * Gay
 * 1) Hey folks, it's me!
 * 2) I'll kill you
 * 3) Sexual encounters with a 14-year old minor
 * 4) Twenty condoms worth of cocaine
 * 1) Fuck each other doggy-style
 * Oh, fuck
 * 1) The fuckin'
 * 2) Whats the hells?
 * 3) (boing)
 * 1) Get a boner
 * 2) I need you to kill me
 * 3) I'm freezing
 * 4) Our asses
 * 1) Dildo
 * 2) Diiiiiiilllddooooooooooo
 * 3) What the fuck are you doing?
 * 1) Ejaculate into your mother
 * 2) That's gay!
 * 3) Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can! (x3)
 * 4) Let go of me, you're squeezing my nipples off!
 * 1) Blowjob
 * 1) Baby
 * 2) Children
 * 3) Dick
 * 4) Fuck
 * 5) Happy birthday, motherfucker!
 * 6) Ladies' underpants
 * 7) Listen to your dick
 * 8) Pre-op tranny
 * 9) Pussy
 * 10) Skanky gold-diggers and sluts
 * 11) Skanky crackwhore
 * 12) Underpants
 * 1) Pornography
 * 1) Dear God
 * Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
 * 1) Holy shits! That's fuckins gross!
 * 2) Jack off
 * 3) Jackin' off so hard
 * 4) Withdrawal
 * 5) You should be ashamed of yourself
 * 1) Yes!
 * 1) Asshole
 * 2) Go fuck yourself
 * 3) If you guys are all so pissed off, why don't you collectively kill yourselves?
 * 4) Shut up!
 * 5) Your mom is a bitch
 * 6) (wheezing)
 * 1) A strap-on dildo
 * 1) I'll kiiill youuuu!
 * 2) Dildos
 * 1) Butt fuckin'
 * 2) Good bye, fuckos!
 * 3) Holy shit!
 * 4) Who gives a shit
 * 1) Dildos
 * 2) Fuck yeah I have!
 * 3) Fuckin' piece of tin shit
 * 4) Holy shit
 * 5) I am back, motherfucker!
 * 6) I hate you all, I really do.
 * 7) You puked on my cock
 * 8) Vomit
 * 9) Not really
 * 10) I will fucking rip you limb from limb, that is a fucking threat!
 * 11) What the hell is that thing?
 * 12) (radio chatter)
 * 1) Fuck that stupid shit
 * 2) All this stupid fucking shit
 * 3) Fuck no!
 * 4) You motherfuck...
 * 5) This slick asshole's trying to fuck us!
 * 6) What's up, bro!
 * 7) You. Weirdo.
 * 8) You'll be sorry for that you son of a bitch!
 * 9) (yell)
 * 1) Fuck
 * 2) Fuck you
 * 3) Jacking off to
 * 4) Holy shit, it's tiny!
 * 5) Shove it up your ass
 * 6) Wow, what a shit hole
 * 7) (burp)
 * 8) (scare chord)
 * 1) I now command you to take your clothes off and suck my diiiick!
 * 2) Are you fuckin' with me?
 * 3) Bouncin' on my lap
 * 4) Bullshit
 * 5) Filthy whores
 * 6) I want to fuck you!
 * 7) Put some clothes on
 * 1) No fuckin' way, dude
 * 1) Doritos
 * 2) Fuck
 * 3) No! No, not (insert)
 * 4) Shit

Mucha Lucha

 * Theme Song
 * HERE WE GO!

My Gym Partner's a Monkey

 * Up and Adam
 * Bachelor pad

My Hero Academia
Start Line
 * 1) Clench your buttcheeks

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
The Best Night Ever
 * 1) Royal pain - Link
 * 2) Afraid to get DIRTY!? - Link
 * 3) COME OUT!! - Link
 * 4) You're going to LOVE MEEEE!! - Link
 * 5) (evil laughter) - Link

Call of the Cutie
 * But, AH WHAT IT NOOOOOW! - Link
 * 1) RIGHT NOOOOW! - Link

A Dog and Pony Show Feeling Pinkie Keen Friendship is Magic, Part 2
 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (x2) - Link
 * 1) TWITCHY TAIL!!! - Link
 * 1) I think I stepped in something. - Link
 * 2) (Pinkie crying) - Link

Griffon the Brush-Off
 * 1) (Glida roaring) - Link

Party of One
 * 1) Losers - Link
 * 2) (Pinkie's hair popping, deflating) - Link

The Nutshack
Got Surgery? - Link
 * 1) Is that fuckin' Bob Ross?!

The Oblongs

 * Misfit Love
 * 1) Mount Skanky

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Catfight Club - Link
 * 1) Dick

Phineas and Ferb

 * The Chronicles of Meap
 * The entire tri-state area


 * Norm Unleashed - Link
 * Weaponry

Pop Team Epic
Vanever - A Game in Another Dimension
 * 1) Okay

Powerpuff Girls

 * End Credits Theme - Link
 * The commander and the leader
 * Buttercup

Random Cartoons

 * Bradwurst
 * Come on, Come on!
 * What?


 * Garlic Boy
 * (insane sarcastic laugh)

Regular Show

 * Karaoke Video
 * Karaoke


 * Meat Your Maker
 * This stuff delicious - Link
 * Bags of (usually completed with the Dr. Dre "weed" sound) - Link


 * My Mom
 * Buttcheek
 * Prankless
 * (Hysterical sobbing)
 * Rigby's Body
 * Bucket of diarrhea
 * The Real Thomas
 * Mama Russia
 * Terror Tales Of The Park
 * I'm gonna draw on your face!


 * The Power
 * Pissed

The Ren & Stimpy Show
Happy Happy Joy Joy Stimpy's Invention Sven Hoek - Link Space Madness
 * 1) This is a song about (insert)
 * 2) Hello boys and girls
 * 3) I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!?
 * 4) I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
 * 5) Let’s try it again
 * No!
 * 1) That's right!
 * 1) Eureka!
 * 2) You filthy swine! I WILL KEEL YOU
 * 1) That's what I'm gonna do
 * 2) I've
 * 3) 9/11 One jundred!
 * 1) (screaming)
 * 2) Football leather
 * 3) Don't make me use this. One step closer I'm warning ya!

Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon
Fire Dogs 2 Ren Seeks Help Onward and Upward Altruists Stimpy's Pregnant
 * 50
 * 1) Let's go get laid!
 * 2) (Ralph Bakshi screams)
 * 3) Asshole!
 * 4) Maybe just this once!
 * 5) Shut Up!
 * 6) Hey Waitress, Where do you wanna piss here?
 * 7) Hey, Hang on! I gotta take a leak!
 * 8) (Humming)
 * 9) Who are you?
 * 10) Die! (x4)
 * 11) What a pal!
 * 12) Don't make me cry, or I'll hurt you! Don't do it!
 * Aw, crap.
 * 1) (Ralph takes a dump)
 * 2) (gasp)
 * 3) I'll get you to the moon you SON OF A BITCH
 * 4) Kinda like your ass
 * 1) Have a wonderful life!
 * 2) I'm going to beat the living hell out of you!
 * 3) YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!
 * 4) ARE YOU NUTS?!
 * 5) You're fucking crazy!
 * 6) (sigh of relief)
 * 7) Well...
 * 8) (Stimpy crying)
 * Oh, GOD YES!
 * 1) Look at me when I'm talking to you!
 * 2) You Bastard! (x2)
 * 3) Hey! What are you doing?
 * 4) Kill me, Man!
 * 5) Ya pussy!
 * 6) Give me a drag on that thing.
 * 7) WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!
 * 8) Lazily putting things into him and waiting for them to explode.
 * 9) Okay
 * 10) Let's just calm down.
 * 1) I better do something fast!
 * 2) Holy crap!
 * 3) (Vomiting)
 * 4) These bedsheets come with a wetspot already.
 * 5) Oh thank Beelzebub no one was here for your filthy ignorance.
 * 1) $25
 * 2) $500
 * 3) $2.000
 * 4) $15.000
 * 5) Home arsenal sets
 * 6) What is that moron taking so long?
 * 7) I'm going to make you wish that you were dead
 * 8) What the hell are you doing up there?
 * 9) Don't make me come up there!
 * 10) Better answer me you blundering moron!
 * 11) Clean that shit up!
 * 12) Hey dumbass!
 * 13) LIAR!
 * 14) Rich white people
 * 15) You're fucking right! You couldn't!
 * 16) I don't think so!
 * 17) I'm going to try to refrain from KILLING YOU!
 * 18) What the hell were you thinking?
 * 19) Okay, enough crap!
 * 20) Thank you.
 * Oh, You like that? Huh?
 * 1) We're godless heavens!
 * 2) Shut up IDEEOIT!
 * 3) What is it now?
 * 4) Too bad!
 * 5) My fucking husband's dead!
 * 1) YOU IDIOT! You woke me up in the middle of a perfect dream!
 * 2) (Stimpy laughing)
 * 3) (Stimpy moaning with glee)
 * 4) Now, Where was I? Oh yeah.
 * 5) Can we gang up on you?
 * 6) Pregnant little arsehole
 * 7) Our lovechild
 * 8) Crap! Crap! Crap!
 * 9) Get away from me, Sorceress!
 * 10) You said you used protection!

Rick and Morty
Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Bushworld Adventures (April Fools 2018 special) - Link Interdimensonal Cable 2: Tempting Fate Morty's Mind Blowers The Rickshank Rickdemption The Ricks Must be Crazy Ricksy Business Something Ricked This Way Comes Link The Wedding Squanchers - Link
 * 1) Get your shit together! Link
 * 2) Jesus fucking Christ - Link
 * 1) No.
 * 1) Mohammed
 * 1) You dumb bitch
 * 1) What the fuck?
 * 1) What the fuck did you do?!
 * 1) I am in great pain. Please help me.
 * 1) Retarded
 * 1) Ooohhh, fuck!

Robot Chicken

 * Bionic Cow (Excitebike)
 * Holy shiiiiiiiit!
 * Bitch Pudding Special
 * Moose dick
 * Asshole
 * My boot up his asshole
 * CatDog On a Stick (Welcome to the Golf Jam)
 * I wanna put my penis in you.
 * I wanna hump your face.
 * The Departy Monster (Oz Prison)
 * Toss my salad
 * If you only had the balls
 * Bitch
 * That bitch
 * Easter Basket (Egyptian Lego)
 * In the nutbag
 * I'm Trapped (Hear the G)
 * (G)rape (x2)
 * In a DVD Factory (Lil' Magnum, P.I.)
 * I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget!
 * What the hell just happened?
 * Lust for Puppets (Grand Theft Mario) - Link
 * You sons of-a bitches!
 * Malcolm X: Fully Loaded (The Last Pizza)
 * Son of a bitch!
 * Massage Chair (Office Kombat) - Link
 * You fuckin idiot!
 * Sexual harassment
 * The Munnery (Cork)
 * Mentally challenged
 * Operation Rich in Spirit (Codename: The Abortionator) - Link
 * Urinate on the homeless!
 * Make sweet, sweet love
 * Punctured Jugular (Mystery Not Incorporated)
 * Sodomize him with a stainless-steel revenge dildo
 * Sausage Fest (Cat Court) - Link
 * My ass!
 * Tell My Mom (Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God)
 * Tiny schlong
 * My balls
 * Tubba Bubba's Now Hubba Hubba (Where in Time Is My Broken Heart)
 * What the fuck?
 * You motherfucking whore!
 * You dumb bitch!
 * You fucked it all up!
 * You who-o-ore!
 * That fucking bitch
 * The Unnamed One (MC Roccoli)
 * Then who the fuck are you?
 * Walking Dead Lobster (Gullah Gullah I Lied)
 * You dumbass!

Rocko's Modern Life

 * Dear John
 * I don't know a hammer from a hemmeroid
 * I See London, I See France
 * GET BACK ON THE BUUUUUUS!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Love Spanked
 * (fighting)
 * Trash-o-Matic
 * Good as new

Rugrats

 * Angelica Breaks a Leg
 * 4 o clock in the morning

Samurai Jack
Episode XI: Jack vs. the Scotsman - Link
 * 1) Ya look like me nanny!

Episode XLVIII: Jack vs. Aku - Link
 * 1) EXTRA THICC!

Episode VIII: Jack vs. Mad Jack
 * 1) Who else wants some?!!!

Seth MacFarlane's Calvacade of Cartoon Comedy
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die  - Link
 * Aw, shit.

The Simpsons
Bart vs. Australia Bart on the Road Blood Feud - Link Brother From The Same Planet The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Flaming Moe's - Link Future-Drama - Link The Great Louse Detective Homer Goes to College Homer's Triple Bypass Homer the Vigilante' Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment' Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie Itchy And Scratchy Land The Joy of Sect Krusty Gets Kancelled Lisa Gets an A - Lin Lisa's First Word Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays Mountain of Madness Mr. Plow Principal Charming - Link The PTA Disbands 'Round Springfield - Link Rosebud The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Simpson Tide A Star is Burns Stark Raving Dad Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song A Tale Of Two Springfields This Little Wiggy Wedding for Disaster'
 * 1) I'll be damned
 * 2) You are gay (Uruguay) - Link
 * 1) (screaming)
 * 1) Mike Rotch (My crotch)
 * 1) I'm on my way!
 * 1) Yeah, ya jackass!
 * 1) Hugh Jass (Huge ass)
 * 2) Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
 * 1) I LOVE BOOBIES!
 * 1) Be cool. Don't stare at his famous wang.
 * 1) Gang
 * 1) Now you've done it
 * 1) Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!
 * 1) You got lucky!
 * 1) I REGRET NOTHING! - Link
 * 1) OUCHA!
 * 1) Outta my way, jerkass!
 * 1) What the hell was that? - Link
 * 1) Latex
 * 1) Yellow
 * 1) I got propane in my urethra!
 * 1) Search party
 * 1) It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. - Link
 * 1) Sexual
 * 2) Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
 * 1) Half-assed - [[//www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbI-P6mFbg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbI-P6mFbg] Link
 * Ahh, crap!
 * One, two, three, four!
 * 1) Pole
 * 1) Communist
 * 1) You insulted me. Now you are going to die.
 * 1) Joe's Crematorium; you kill 'em, we grill 'em!
 * 1) Pick up your freakin' ears, because I'm only gonna be saying this once
 * 2) Write the Great American Novel
 * 1) Shut the fuck up! Link (deleted scene)
 * 2) Golden showers
 * 1) Special schools
 * 1) Bastard!

Sonic Boom

 * Return to the Buddy-Buddy Temple of Doom
 * Pingas

Sonic X
Cracking Knuckles - Link
 * 1) SHUT UP!

South Park

 * A Million Little Fibers
 * A million little
 * The Biggest Douche In The Universe- Link
 * Until one day ...


 * Butterballs (Jackin' It in San Diego)
 * Jackin' it
 * Spankin' it


 * Canada on Strike (What, What In The Butt)
 * Do it in the butt!


 * Cancelled
 * Inside your rectum
 * In your asshole
 * Helen Hunt's ass!


 * Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Link
 * Dildo
 * Up your butt.
 * Hat
 * What's a (insert)?
 * I'm Gonna Make Love To You, Woman - Link
 * I'm gonna make love to you, woman
 * By (used as "bye")


 * Cartman's Incredible Gift
 * Seasons change... time passes by... as the weeks become the months become the years...


 * Cash for Gold
 * You should kill yourself (x2)


 * Chef Aid
 * Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas...


 * Chef Goes Nanners- Link
 * White power


 * Child Abduction is Not Funny
 * Child abduction
 * Chocolate Salty Balls (album version) - Link
 * You just burnt my balls!
 * Suck on my chocolate salty balls
 * Stick my balls in your mouth
 * Dick (from stick)
 * Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
 * Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em


 * Death
 * Little bitch
 * (farting)
 * (diarrhea, groaning)


 * The Death Camp of Tolerance
 * Queer!
 * Beaner!
 * Chink!
 * Nigger!
 * Heeb!
 * Faggot!
 * Kiss my black ass!


 * Douche and Turd - Link
 * Bitch


 * D-Yikes! - Link
 * Sit down and shut the FUCK up!
 * Goddamnit!
 * Stupid-ass men!
 * All men care about is sex!
 * DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, SUGAR TITS?
 * Penises (x2)
 * My penis never slips out of my pants
 * Oh yeah, dude. Having Mexicans around totally kicks fuckin' ass
 * They can all rot in hell
 * They're goddamn, self-centered arrogant assholes is what they are


 * Eek, a Penis! - Link
 * PENIS! (PAYNUSS!)
 * Faggot!


 * An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
 * Make sweet love


 * Fatbeard
 * Kevin, goddammit...


 * Fat Camp 
 * Pissed off
 * The Prostitute Song - Link
 * Prostitute (x3)
 * Prostitutes (x2)
 * Free Hat
 * Free hat


 * Gay Fish
 * Mothafuckin' gay fish
 * Have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank
 * The gayest of the gay fish!
 * I'm a fish, yo.


 * Go God Go (Mrs. Garrison Teaches the Theory of Evolution / Retard Alert) - Link 1, Link 2
 * Buttsex
 * Babies
 * Having buttsex
 * A buncha bull crap!
 * Uh oh, retard alert!
 * Retard alert


 * Goobacks -Link
 * Balls


 * Guitar Queer-O - Link
 * You... are... FAGS!!!


 * Imaginationland
 * Oh, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them! - Link
 * ALLAH! - Link
 * Oh, FUCK NO!
 * No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!
 * They're raping me!
 * It hurts!
 * Aaaaaghhh!


 * It's Christmas in Canada - Link
 * Well, now you're gonna get it motherfucker! That's right! You and me! Right now! We're having it out! Let's go! Come on! COME ON!
 * Sodomize me boys


 * Jared Has Aides (City Wok) - Link
 * Hello, City Wok, take order please. (sounds like "Shitty Wok" due to Tuong Lu Kim's strong Asian accent)


 * Krazy Kripples - Link
 * Payback time, mothafucka!


 * Le Petit Tourette - Link
 * Cocksucker
 * Faggot
 * Shitballs
 * Pussy asshole
 * Dicktits
 * Crap-filled vagina
 * Piss in the ass
 * Titty sprinkles
 * Piss! (x5)
 * Piss out my ass! (x2)
 * Piss in the ass!
 * Piss coming from my ass! (sometimes just "coming" on its own as "cumming")
 * Sex with children
 * Goddamn Jews!
 * Oh God, I'm so turned on right now.
 * ASS BARF!
 * Kike
 * I just peed my pants!
 * Cock! (x5)
 * CAWWK!
 * Pussy
 * Eww!
 * Stupid shit (x2)
 * Dumb shit
 * Boner
 * Ass (x3)
 * Shithead
 * Ass-licker dick-face
 * Why don't you take a seat? Take a seat right over there.
 * Asscheeks
 * Dickhead
 * Hey, I brought you some Wendy's.
 * Donkey boner


 * Medicinal Fried Chicken - Link
 * Don't fuck me
 * Don't you ever try to fuck me.


 * Ms. Teacher Bangs a Boy
 * Faggot


 * Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - Link
 * Stupid wop dago


 * My Future Self 'n Me - Link
 * Go have sex with yourself, asshole!
 * Doin' drugs


 * Over Logging - Link
 * Bestiality
 * Brazilian fart porn


 * PC Principal Final Justice
 * Oh, hell, no! - Link
 * I will bust yo fuckin' ass!
 * I will bust yo fuckin' nose!


 * Pinewood Derby 
 * Boner
 * Well that sucks!
 * (Deleted Scene) - Link
 * Bitch (x2)
 * FUCK! (x2)
 * GODDAMMIT! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
 * We're gonna lose to those goddamn cocksuckers AGAIN!!!
 * Son of a FUCKING WHORE, COCK-SUCK ASSHOLE, FUCK!
 * Ass-licking barf, SHIT!
 * FUCKING ASS-WHORE, FUCK!
 * Poor and Stupid
 * Aw, godddamnit, another Vagasil commercial?
 * Vaginal odors
 * Fucking gross!
 * All those ladies have stinky vaginas
 * Goddamnit
 * Your wife is on the phone and, uh, she just got raped
 * Yeah she got...she got raped a lot, you gotta go talk to her.
 * Aw, fuck my ass! (was formerly used with a bleep until Rockorange unearthed the uncensored in 2017)
 * I might as well kill myself
 * Developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean
 * Ah, donkey balls.
 * Of all the idiotic, dumb ways I've seen children injure themselves, yours takes the retard cake.
 * High on Vagisil
 * No way, this is so tits!
 * You dumb bitch
 * President Obama's pissing me off
 * What the fuck is up with that? That's fucking gay! And he's fucking gay as hell!
 * Obama's fucking gay.
 * He's fucking gay as hell
 * Pisses me off
 * We're about as poor and stupid as it fuckin' comes
 * Obama's gay as hell
 * Her smile lights up the room. Her vagina, on the other hand, clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
 * THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
 * Fuck you, Danica Patrick!
 * Oh, son of a bitch!
 * That pisses me off
 * That's fuckin' gay as hell
 * Ain't that just gay as hell
 * You dumb bitch! (Butters) this bitch is trying to wreck my car!
 * I know! That pisses me off! That's fucking gay
 * Fuckin' gay as hell
 * Aw, fuck my ass agin!
 * [yell]


 * The Return of Chef - Link
 * Have sex with children


 * Reverse Cowgirl - Link
 * Alright sir, I just needs to check inside your asshole.


 * The Return of The Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers
 * Jesus, what kind of porno was that?


 * The Ring (Jonas Brothers songs) - Link
 * Bay-BAY


 * Towelie
 * You wanna get high?


 * Sarcastaball
 * This is cum.


 * Sponsored Content - Link
 * Yeah, I bet now we can get a lot more puss!
 * Just wanna crush puss


 * The Ungroundable- Link
 * Gay
 * Freaking retarded
 * Boner


 * Wing - Link
 * Shitty


 * With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (Randy on Wheel of Fortune) - Link
 * Niggers!


 * Woodland Critter Christmas - Link
 * Hail Satan!

Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Mayonnaise Untitled'
 * 1) Oh man.....we're SCREWED!
 * 1) When the earth cools

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * Band Geeks
 * A one ... A two ... A Skiddly Diddly Doo
 * The Best Day Ever
 * You're on the VIP list
 * Bubble Buddy -Link
 * Penis (peanuts)
 * Thats It!
 * Pop The Bubble!
 * Hey Squidward!
 * BOO BOO KEYS
 * He Called Us Fat!


 * The Bully - Link
 * Now
 * Diarrhea
 * Can You Spare a Dime? - Link
 * Not
 * Chocolate with Nuts
 * You just can't wait for me to DIE, can you?
 * Back up Jack!
 * Nice place you got here!
 * I can live with that. Lets just change our names to "why", and "bother".
 * Grandma's Kisses - Link
 * Have I ever NOT been right?
 * Idiot Box
 * (police sirens)
 * Here I am!
 * I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - Link
 * Touch
 * Will You Cut That Out!
 * Krab-Borg - Link
 * 11 year old
 * Arr
 * Krabby Land
 * Money
 * Krusty Krab Training Video - Link
 * Haha...WRONG!
 * Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V - Link
 * Bra
 * The Quickster!
 * Get It Off!!
 * Mid-Life Crustacean
 * Get offa me!
 * My Pretty Seahorse - Link
 * Just get outta here you stupid dumb animal!
 * Nasty Patty
 * Killed him
 * The Paper - Link
 * Oral
 * Party Pooper Pants (Underwater Sun) - Link
 * Come with me to
 * Pizza Delivery - Link
 * Without
 * Prehibernation week - Link
 * No you ain't!
 * This is a load of (barnacles)
 * SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?!
 * Rock-a-Bye Bivalve - Link
 * Coconut
 * Sailor Mouth - Link
 * Tell me
 * Good
 * SpongeGuard on Duty
 * White stuff
 * Squidville
 * Four-way (x3)
 * Three-way
 * Squilliam Returns
 * I can't do it
 * Survival of the Idiots - Link
 * White
 * Tea at the Treedome - Link
 * I NEEEED
 * Various episodes - Link
 * MY LEG!

Steven Universe

 * Lars and the Cool Kids - Link
 * That's nasty

Street Fighter
The Medium is the Message - Link
 * 1) YES! YES!

Stressed Eric
Sex - Link
 * 1) Thank you for my orgasm. (x2)
 * 2) And thank you for my other orgasm. (x2)
 * 3) And thank you for my - oh, it appears we haven't got time to go through them all.
 * Sex

Strong Bad Email
do over - Link sbemail_22 - Link for kids
 * 1) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
 * 1) Bollocks
 * 1) I'll kill ya!

Superfuckers
Sweet Mystery - Link Shitstorm, Motherfuckers- Link Crises on Infinite Toilets- Link Burger Brothers- Link Dawn of Omnizod- Link The Greatest Story Ever Told - Link Cute Rump - Link Big Ambition - Link Scrimple's Delight - Link The Hero's Destiny - Link Sweet Baby Jesus - Link Chug the Drug - Link
 * 1) Hello, bitches!
 * 2) Well, that’s because you’re a fuckin’ idiot
 * 3) Bitches
 * 4) Fuck
 * 5) What?
 * 6) Aughh, noooo, it's too horrible!
 * Oh, fuck you!
 * 1) Booty
 * 2) You're just a fuckin' idiot
 * 3) Me neither, bro
 * 4) God dammit!
 * 1) Punch the little bitch!
 * 2) (puking)
 * 3) Shit-storm
 * 4) Pantaloons
 * 5) So what the shit fuck you doin'?
 * 6) Oh sweet baby Jesus
 * 1) To get shit on!
 * 2) You peed all over everything!
 * 3) Shut the fuck up
 * 4) You're too late, baby
 * 1) You a shitty fuckin’ friend, you know that, bitch?
 * 2) Now I've got a hug hard on
 * 3) Sorry, bro
 * 4) Fuck you!
 * 5) Dude
 * 6) (punch) Fuck!
 * 7) Put that shit in my goddamn mouth!
 * 8) That's disgusting!
 * 1) It hurts so much
 * 2) Titties
 * Ass
 * 1) You pervert!
 * 1) Oh my goddamn god
 * 2) Boner (x2)
 * 3) Pussy
 * 4) Dick
 * 5) Dick! Pussy! Cunt! Balls!
 * 6) Donkey anus!
 * 7) Dude, that was awesome!
 * 8) I’ve gotta get hard again!
 * 9) Holy fuck
 * 10) Don't be stupid
 * 11) Greasy piece of floppy shit
 * 12) Oh my god. No!
 * 13) You stupid bitch
 * 14) Crack
 * 15) Holy shit
 * 1) Stick our dicks in
 * 2) Trying to kill myself
 * 3) Fuck!
 * 4) What the hell?
 * 1) Nope
 * 2) (giggling) What?
 * 3) Crack
 * 4) You brainless asshole!
 * 5) Fuck yeah, baby! (x2)
 * 6) Stupid bitch
 * 7) Burn it to the fucking ground
 * 8) Boobies
 * 9) Fuckin'
 * 10) (laughter)
 * 1) Tryin'a please my dick
 * 2) Crack
 * 3) Fuuuck youuu!
 * 4) God dammit!
 * 5) Fuck (x2)
 * 6) Hey. Where the fuck's my food?
 * 7) Stupid
 * 8) Eep!
 * 9) Goddamn
 * 10) My ass
 * 11) I'ma fuckin' fight you fucks
 * God, what a fag!
 * 1) Total scrotal nutsack
 * 1) Holy human shit!
 * 2) You fucking... COCKSUCKER!
 * 3) Fucking
 * 4) I think I'm gonna pee!
 * 5) Jerkin' off
 * 6) Bullshit
 * 7) Dick-jerking faggot
 * 8) Sexy
 * 9) Jerkin' off
 * 10) This faggot
 * 1) Kah-loset friend
 * 2) Auughhh-ha-haaauughhh!
 * 3) Oh shit!
 * 4) Did you just crap your pants?
 * 5) Hello?
 * No
 * Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
 * 1) Holy shit!
 * 2) Awesome!
 * 3) Fuckin' retardo awesome!
 * 4) Shit out
 * 5) Pussy

Superjail!
Superbar
 * 1) Asscrack

Super Mario World

 * Mama Luigi - Link
 * HEEEEELLLLLPPP!
 * Mario’s laugh after “Mama?! Mama Luigi?!”


 * The Yoshi Shuffle
 * 1) Shit (mixed from "sheesh" and "you didn't make it")

Supernews
Master Debaters: Marijuana vs. Crystal Meth - Link
 * 1) Marijuana
 * 2) Crystal meth
 * 3) Drugs
 * 4) Don't you wanna have sex with strangers?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003

 * We shredded Shredder!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

 * (Mikey's girlish shrieking)
 * Rise of the Turtles, Part 1
 * That is all KINDS of wrong!

Teen Titans Go

 * Smile Bones
 * Six-pack

Veggietales
Rack, Shack, And Benny The End Of Silliness? Larryboy And The Bad Apple Celery Night Fever
 * 1) SING THE SONG!!
 * 2) No More Bunnies
 * 3) Lets Find Out.
 * 4) I Said, NOBODY BAKES MY BUNNIES!!!
 * 5) Will Stand For You.
 * 1) Im Telling You What’s Going On!
 * 2) NOOOOOOOO!!
 * 1) First Bumblyberg
 * 2) Knock, Knock!
 * 3) Yeah Fast.
 * 1) All Of My Friends
 * 2) Yeah, Our Pie.

Warner Bros. Cartoons

 * Sound effects library
 * AAAAAAHH!!! - Link

What a Cartoon
Tales of Worm Paranoia'
 * 1) Gotta get that excercise
 * 2) DON'T TOUCH ME! Can't you see my SOUL is on FIIIIIIYAAAAAH?
 * 3) HEEEEEEEY!
 * 4) (crying)
 * 5) GOD BLESS EVERYBODY!
 * Oh, not much

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones (pilot)'
 * 1) You messed with the wrong human THIS time, buddy.

1000 Ways to Die
D.U. Die
 * 1) Oh God!

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

 * 1) Small dick

30 Rock
Game Over - Link
 * 1) Sex dungeon

ABC News
Jessi Slaughter - Link
 * 1) Death Threats

Attack of the Show

 * 1) Epic Fail

The Armando Iannucci Shows
Coma - Link
 * 1) Wake. The fuck. Up.

BattleBots
Link
 * 1) My nuts are stainless

Behind the Music
Dr. Dre - Link
 * 1) Full blown AIDS

The Big Bang Theory
The Veracity Elasticity - Link
 * 1) Sex dungeon

The Bachelor Party Corrosion
 * 1) Sex dungeon

Blue's Clues
The Grow Show - Link
 * 1) Oh yeah! (X2)

Brass Eye
Animals - Link
 * 1) Twat
 * 2) Fucknut
 * 3) Arsecandle

Breaking Bad
Cat's in the Bag... - Link Gray Matter - Link Peekaboo - Link
 * 1) What up, biatch!
 * 1) Pussy
 * 1) WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH!

CBS Evening News

 * Refugees Turn to Prostitution - Link
 * Prostitutes
 * Prostitution

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
S201 - Link S202
 * 1) FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!
 * 1) Fuck off

Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule
Food Horse Pleasure
 * 1) Dr. Jimmy Brungus
 * 1) I don't wanna talk to you no more
 * 1) Ron Don Volante

Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Baptism- Link (last one in the video)
 * 1) Go fuck yourself

Deadwood
Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To Swearing Compilation - Link
 * 1) Cocksucker
 * 2) Shut the FUCK up!
 * 1) Fuckin' cocksuckers
 * 2) Cat-piss smelling fuckhead
 * 3) Cock
 * 4) Cocksucka
 * 5) Diarrhea
 * 6) Fuckin'
 * 7) Shut the fuck up
 * 8) You incompetent fucks!

Dexter
Born Free - Link
 * 1) Surprise, motherfucker!

Drake And Josh

 * The Demonator
 * Germans

Eagleheart
Sex Rash
 * 1) Sex rash

The Early Show

 * Blackout in a Can -Link
 * 1) Liquid cocaine

The Electric Company

 * Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jones
 * 1) Different

Entourage
Manic Monday
 * 1) GET. THE FUCK. OUT! - Link

The Eric Andre Show
Jillian Michaels Interview - Link
 * 1) Get these niggers out of my GAME.

Father Ted

 * A Christmassy Ted - Link
 * Big hairy aaass

Fox Report with Shepard Smith
Jenny From The Block Blooper - Link
 * 1) (A) blowjob ("blow" taken from "blowjob" and "job" taken from "curb-job")

Fraiser
Can't Buy Me Love Space Quest
 * 1) Drop your pants and bend over, I take-a your temperture.
 * Ohh, what fresh hell is this?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
theme - Link
 * 1) B-ball

Fur TV
Intro How to Cook Shit With Mervin - Link
 * 1) Sexually explicit nature
 * 1) How to cook shit!
 * 2) Buuurp
 * 3) What the fuck is that?
 * 4) Fuckin'
 * 5) You little tit biscuit
 * 6) Piss (x2)
 * 7) FUCK IT, THIS IS PISS!
 * 8) Cock
 * 9) COCK MUNCH!
 * 10) It's a shit
 * 11) IT'S A SHIT
 * 12) YOU JUST FUCKED UP YOUR LAST MEAL, BUTTWIPE!
 * 13) FUCKIN'
 * 14) No! It's (insert)

Safe Sex PSA - Link
 * 1) (scream)

George Lopez

 * George joins the Neighborhood what-cha and raises the vigil-ante
 * We just found out there's a molester in the neighborhood and we're gonna scare him outta here. You want in?

Hardcore Pawn

 * Customer Disrespects Ashley - Link
 * That's my bitch
 * We're gonna kick his ass

Hell's Kitchen
Giovanni Dickface - Link Where's the Lamb Sauce - Link (unknown) - Link
 * 1) I don't give a fuck
 * 2) Dickface! (x2)
 * 1) Where's the lamb SAUCE? (x2)
 * 2) There's just NOTHING coming together!
 * 3) Oh fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fuckin' Yankee Dankee Doodle shite!
 * 1) Listen, listen, listen, listen! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
 * 2) You're a first-class cunt!

How I Met Your Mother

 * Aldrin Justice - Link
 * That's a penis!
 * Architect of Destruction
 * You have a small penis

iCarly
iRocked the Vote - Link
 * 1) Hobknocker

iSpace Out
 * 1) Dun-dun-dun!

The Inbetweeners
The Duke of Edinburg Awards The Fashion Show - Link First Day - Link Will is Home Alone - Link
 * Cum
 * 1) Fuck off!
 * 1) I'll rip your fucking throat out
 * 1) What. THE FUCK. Are you doing?

Inside Edition
Bill O'Reilly Freak Out - Link
 * 1) Fuckin' thing sucks
 * 2) Fuck it!

The IT Crowd

 * Moss and the German - Link
 * What a bunch of bastards
 * Tramps Like Us - Link
 * Fuck off!

Jeopardy
60s/80s Think theme - Link Late 90s/Early 2000s Think theme - Link 2/22/2018
 * 1) (think theme)
 * 1) (think theme)
 * 1) Fred's lube

Kenny vs. Spenny
'''Who Can Commit the Most Crime? '''- Link
 * 1) Now I wanna rape a man
 * 2) Let's do some man rape

Key and Peele

 * Substitute Teacher - Link
 * Son of a BITCH!

The Late Show with David Letterman
Donald Trump Attacks O'Donnell - Link
 * 1) Rosie O'Donnell

Lazy Town
Robbie's Dream Team - Link Rottenbeard (You Are a Pirate!)
 * 1) Here's the deal
 * 1) Do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
 * 2) Yar har, fiddle dee dee

Look Around You
Calcium
 * 1) Look around you

Mad TV
John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper - link That's My White Mama - Link
 * 1) Go f[bleep] yourself!
 * 2) F[bleep]in' bulls[bleep]t!
 * 3) I'm gonna kick him in da ASS!
 * 1) Don't make me break my foot up in yo ass!

MasterChef
Link
 * 1) Masturbate

Mock the Week
Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster - Link
 * 1) Where the fuck have you been?

Monty Python's Flying Circus

 * Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
 * 1) Different


 * Wither, Canada?
 * It

NASCAR
Link
 * 1) Bullshit
 * 2) That's fucking bullshit
 * 3) Asshole

Ned's Declassified

 * Math
 * Without math we are CAVEMEN EATING MUD!

The Office (US)
Did I Stutter? - Link Frame Toby - Link Gay Witch Hunt
 * 1) Did I STUTTER?
 * 1) NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
 * No!
 * No, not really

Peep Show
Nether Zone
 * 1) UGGGGH! I'M SO SCREWED, SO UTTERLY UTTERLY SCREWED!

Penn and Teller: Bullshit
Abstinence - Link Eat This! - Link Ground Zero - Link Manners - Link Sleep Inc. (unknown)
 * 1) Fuck you in the neck
 * 1) You need to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP! - Link
 * 2) Racist
 * 1) Eat this mother FUCKERS!
 * 2) Assholes
 * 3) Fuck you!
 * 1) Bitch!
 * 1) And Jesus motherfucking Christ!
 * 1) Goddamn motherfucking

The People V.S OJ Simpson

 * Episode 5
 * Nigga Please!

The Price is Right
Losing horn - Link
 * 1) (Losing horn sound)

Saturday Night Live

 * Anne Hathaway, The Killers
 * Weekend Update
 * 700 billion (usually low pitched)


 * Charlton Heston, Paul Westerberg
 * The Herihley Boy Housesitting Service
 * Sweet mother of GOD, WHAT IS THE HOLD UP?


 * Christina Applegate, Midnight Oil
 * Matt Foley - Link
 * Doobies
 * In a van down by the river


 * Jonah Hill, Future
 * CNN Election Center Cold Open - Link
 * I have a great big huge dick


 * Justin Timberlake 03/09/2013
 * Weekend Update
 * Your mother and I are separating


 * Scarlett Johansson, Wiz Khalifa
 * Papa John's
 * On her
 * Body

Sesame Street
(I Can't Get No) Co-operation - Link
 * 1) Hope
 * Fit

Various clips of Cookie Monster
 * 1) *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Stranger Things
Chapter Eight: The Bathtub - Link
 * 1) Shit!(x7)
 * 2) (scream)

Strutter

 * 1) Cocksuckers
 * 2) Fucking

Tales from the Crypt

 * Split Personality - Link
 * What the fuck is this piece of shit?


 * The Third Pig
 * Hooray, hooray, at last I can cheer! The freaking police are finally here!

That 70s Show
Red's Last Day - Link
 * 1) You're a dumbass

Red's New Job - Link
 * 1) Dumbass (x2)

Reefer Madness
 * 1) Dumbass! - Link

Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job!
I Sit Down When I Pee - Link
 * Pee
 * 1) Hey bro, I gotta go!
 * 2) No can do, I'm taking a pee!
 * 3) I just can't stand touchin' my dong

To Catch a Predator
Cleanest, Best Pleasure - Link
 * 1) In your mouth

Petaluma, California Part 1 (a_latino_man559) - Link
 * 1) A latino man (a_latino_man559)
 * 2) Horny
 * 3) Sexually
 * 4) Genitals

(unknown) - Link
 * 1) I like rape! It’s better than regular sex.

The Tracy Ullman Show

 * The Simpsons: Family Portrait - Link
 * Here we go

Trailer Park Boys

 * (unknown) - Link
 * Go fuck yourself

Trigger Happy TV

 * Interrupting a Meditation Session - Link
 * What the fuck do you think you're doing?

TruTv / The Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest

 * World's Dumbest Animal Encounters
 * Get the hell out of there!
 * World's Dumbest Criminals 17
 * Skunk


 * World's Dumbest Partiers 4
 * Vast quantities of alcohol
 * World's Dumbest Partiers 7
 * Impromptu strip show
 * World's Dumbest Partiers 11 - Link
 * Oh God! I hate it when the sober friend shows up to make sure no one can have any fun!
 * Gotta fix the girls, make sure they look good, you know?
 * Tragically, this girl's uh, top stays on.
 * Which is very, very unfortunate!
 * That's right, work it! Yeah, shake your money maker!
 * The woman is actually shaking fat in her legs? That makes it less sexy.
 * World's Dumbest Partiers 20
 * To show off your boobs
 * To cover up your (unconscious) titties
 * Is one of the sluttiest


 * World's Dumbest Performers 2 - Link
 * Adult entertainment
 * Sexual position
 * Doggie style
 * Tim Patch is known to the art world as "Prickasso"
 * Yeah, this is a sexy painting isn't it?
 * Penis painting
 * A male only striptease class
 * Was this done with someone's penis
 * World's Dumbest Performers 6 - Link
 * Booties?
 * I'm trapped ... TRAPPED ... Blast it!
 * Reservoir tip
 * World's Dumbest Performers 7 - Link
 * Girl, go on, break it down!
 * Sexually assault
 * How was it, sexy?
 * I am hungry for boobs!
 * Satanic
 * Porn flick
 * Let's reset out boners back to one.
 * World's Dumbest Performers 16 - Link
 * Well, I guess someone wasn't an idiot for bringing their scuba gear after all! Huh?
 * A career in prostitution
 * World's Smartest Inventions 13 - Link
 * Condoms in your boobs

Two and a Half Men

 * Ergo the Booty Call
 * The little blue pills with the "V" on them


 * I Called Him Magoo
 * Please don't make me stay home with a boner!


 * It was 'Mame', Mom - Link
 * Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?


 * Welcome Home Jake - Link
 * Kinky Sex

Vanguard

 * Missionaries of Hate (EAT DA POO POO) - Link
 * 1) Sodomy
 * 2) Homosexuality
 * 3) A man's anus
 * 4) Fisting
 * 5) Poo poo (x2)
 * 6) Eat da poo poo
 * 7) It is so painful they have to take drugs
 * 8) They enjoy it
 * 9) Having sucked the other persons rectum
 * 10) DEEEEPAH
 * 11) As a human right to eat da poo poo of our children?!

Veep
B/ill
 * 1) Join the circle-jerk, grab a dick

Viva la Bam
Bamiature Golf
 * 1) FOUR AND A HALF HOURS

The Weird Al Show
The Obligatory Holiday Episode
 * 1) Slightly less than I'd like bamboo splinters under my fingernails! Link

The Whitest Kids U' Know
The Boner Song - Link Butterbar- Link Cumfetti - Link
 * 1) Boner
 * 1) Oh hell no
 * 1) No I don't
 * 2) My dick
 * 3) Why is confetti coming out of my dick?
 * 4) Cancer
 * 5) I'm about to splooge!
 * 6) (Masturbation noises)
 * 7) (News headline music)
 * 8) You got some masturbating to do!
 * 9) A handjob from a magician

Dear Black People (whitestkids.com version) - Link Gandalf - Link Get a New Daddy - Link Grapist - Link Great Grandmas - Link Halloweiner- Link Insult Restaurant - Link Pussy Restaurant - Link Timmy Poops His Pants - Link Walt Whitman - Link We Live in Garbage - Link What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln - Link  Asian Hooker Mt. Everest Pimp Pun Disaster Reagan
 * 1) Shut the fuck up!
 * 1) RAPE HIM!
 * 2) I fucking hate you! (x2)
 * 3) Why the fuck?
 * 4) Everybody, shut the fuck up!
 * 5) Asshole!
 * 6) That hurts!
 * 7) Cut the shit, you old fruit.
 * 8) God damn
 * 9) What the fuck?
 * 10) Eleventy twenty teenth
 * Play with your sack
 * 1) Open wide, kids! Cause I'm gonna (g)rape you in the mouth!
 * 2) Begging to get (g)raped.
 * 3) He (g)rapes people. He (g)rapes people in the mouth.
 * 4) I'm going to rape you!
 * 5) (G)rapist(x2)
 * 6) I love it! He like, (g)rapes the kids!
 * 7) To me, it sounds like he's saying, he's going to.... rape them.
 * 8) This is obviously a rape scenario!
 * 1) Porn
 * 1) Shit! (x2)
 * 2) Suck my dick!
 * 3) You better watch out before I fuck you up your fat fuckin' ass
 * 4) Fuckin'
 * 5) Pussy
 * 6) What the fuck for, you fucking bitch?!
 * 7) All you fucking buttfuckers
 * 1) Blow each other
 * 2) Pussies
 * 3) Pussy
 * 4) Wash your filthy pussies
 * 5) I'll get a beer
 * 6) Faggots
 * 7) You guys are faggots
 * 8) Shut up
 * 9) Shut up and get it yourselves
 * 1) Fuck you
 * 2) Big fuckin' pussy
 * 1) That's fucking disgusting!
 * 2) Wash your goddamn hand
 * 3) Grab poop out of your butt
 * Oh, shit
 * 1) I got my poop 'em my face
 * 1) It tasted like salt
 * 2) My wiener
 * 3) My dick
 * 4) I want to stick my dick in boobs
 * 5) In my hands
 * 6) In my mouth
 * 1) Motherfucker
 * 2) Fuck
 * 3) Fuck face
 * 4) My ejaculate
 * 5) Homeless ejaculate
 * 6) Condoms
 * 1) Shiiiiiiit!
 * Oh, no
 * 1) Suck my (presidential) cock, bitch!
 * 2) You fatass piece of shit!
 * Oh, now you fucked up!
 * 1) Now you had fucked up
 * 2) Who said that? Which one of you dead motherfuckers just said that shit?
 * 3) You shut the fuck up
 * 1) Prostitute
 * 1) Super crazy sexy cool
 * 1) Whore
 * 1) In the fucking face

WLWT News 5
Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP) - Link
 * 1) Fuck her right in the pussy!

Wonder Showzen
Justice (He-Bro) - Link
 * 1) Man-milk

'''Space (Plastic Surgeons Without Borders) - Link
 * 1) THAT'S RACIST!!!

Workaholics
Real Time - Link
 * 1) Tampons

WWE
August 12, 2002 Brock Lesnar promo - Link March 12, 2012 promo - Link February 11, 2002 - Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's wedding - Link November 11, 1999 - Big Boss Man interrupts the funeral of Big Show's father - Link
 * 1) Shut up, bitch!
 * 1) Cleveland steamer
 * 1) A no good lying bitch!
 * 1) What in the hell is that?
 * 2) No you don't you son of a bitch!
 * 3) Hell no!

De-Generation X Apology Speech -
 * 1) Damn
 * 2) Bitch
 * 3) Fuck
 * 4) Goddamn
 * 5) Jesus Christ
 * 6) Faggot
 * 7) Dick
 * Aw, shit!
 * 1) Watch your fucking mouth!
 * 2) Fuck me.
 * 3) Goddamnit!....fuck.
 * Oh
 * 1) I was UP. ALL. NIGHT!

Iron Sheik 2007 Shoot Interview' - Link
 * 1) FAAAAHKIN BULLSHIT!
 * 2) Whore
 * 3) Cocksucking piece of shit
 * 4) Fuck you (x2)
 * 5) Son of a bitch
 * 6) Fucked your ass
 * 7) Fuck your ass
 * 8) I'm gonna fuck your mother
 * 9) I'm gonna fuck your sister
 * 10) Motherfucking piece of shit

(unknown promo probably from 90s) -


 * 1) That's a bunch of bullshit!

2001: A Space Odyssey

 * 1) I am a HAL 9000 computer

300

 * 1) THIS! IS! SPARTA! - Link

The Abyss

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

 * 1) Your balls are showing. - Link

American History X

 * 1) I don't fucking know
 * 2) Don't laugh!
 * 3) Close the fucking book
 * 4) We're losing
 * 5) Fucking
 * 6) Archie Miller
 * 7) Dave
 * 8) Mike
 * 9) Come here!
 * 10) Fucking
 * 11) Difficult
 * 12) Monkey
 * 13) Opinion of this whole matter
 * 14) Rodney King
 * 15) Total son of a bitch
 * 16) Liberal nonsense
 * 17) Here we go again
 * 18) Sit your ass down
 * 19) Stay out of it
 * 20) Shut your fucking mouth
 * 21) Two shits
 * 22) Kike
 * 23) Nigger loving hippie bullshit
 * 24) Asshole fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker
 * 25) Not welcome

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

 * 1) Big ol' behind - Link
 * 2) Go fuck yourself - Link
 * 3) You are a smelly pirate hooker
 * 4) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * 5) Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
 * 6) Damn it!
 * 7) Barbecue sauce

Anger Managment

 * 1) Move your ass dipshit! - Link

The Animal

 * 1) I'm from the free press. What's up my butt?

The Aristocats

 * 1) Everybody wants to be a (cat) - Link

ATHF: Movie Film for Theaters

 * 1) Up your butt!
 * 2) I will bite your torso and give you a disease

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 * 1) Dick
 * 2) Penis
 * 3) Tallywhacker
 * 4) Schlong
 * 5) Wiener (x2)
 * 6) Nuts
 * 7) One-eyed monster
 * 8) Why won’t you die?

Austin Powers in Goldmember

 * 1) How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? - Link
 * 2) Melons
 * 3) Boobs

Back to the Future

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bastard!!!
 * 2) So why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here?

Bad Boys

 * 1) Freeze bitch!
 * 2) You freeze, BITCH!
 * Oh, shit! I'm fucked.

Beavis and Butthead Do America

 * 1) This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before

Bee Movie

 * 1) Drag queen
 * 2) Ya like jazz?

The Benchwarmers

 * 1) Later, fartface!

Big Daddy

 * 1) They're gay, that's what gay guys do.

The Big Lebowski

 * What the fuck are you talking about?

Black Swan

 * Shut your mouth!

Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows

 * 1) THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! - Link

Blazing Saddles

 * 1) Kansas City faggots
 * 2) (farts)
 * 3) Raped
 * Hey, where the white women at?
 * 1) What the hell is that shit?

Borat

 * 1) Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan

Born on the Fourth of July

 * 1) Penis (x3)
 * 2) Big fucking erect penis - Link

The Breakfast Club

 * 1) You are a bitch! - Link
 * 2) Son of a bitch - Link

Bridesmaids

 * 1) Go and fuck yourself - Link

Bronson
Link
 * 1) Shut your fucking mouth!
 * 2) SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT!
 * 3) Shut it!

Caddyshack

 * 1) I feel like a hundred dollars
 * Hey, you two should get a room!

Cars

 * 1) Boy, you are in a heap of trouble!

A Christmas Carol (2009)

 * 1) Uncle

Clerks
Deleted Funeral Scene
 * 1) Jizz-mopper
 * 1) Butt-fucking?

Clerks 2

 * 1) Sexy stud
 * 2) With a mouthful of donkey spunk

Cobb

 * 1) [Mother]fucker

Coming to America

 * 1) You dumb fuck! - Link
 * 2) You must be outta your goddamn mind!

Commando

 * 1) Buuuullshit! - Link

Deadfall
Link
 * 1) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * 2) Fucking
 * 3) Jack shit
 * 4) HI-FUCKING-YA!

Deadpool
- Link
 * Who fuckin' cares?

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

 * 1) Those motherfuckers! - Link

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

 * Oh, Lord, this is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

 * 1) Please man, I'll suck your dick! -Link

Eight Crazy Nights
Technical Foul - Link
 * 1) Bullshit
 * 2) Wash my ass

The Exorcist

 * 1) Grass
 * 2) (Your mother) sucks cocks in hell

Falling Down
Link
 * 1) What is THIS doing in there? FAGGOT SHIT.
 * 2) NOOOOOOOO! (smash)

Farce of the Penguins
Link
 * 1) Penis
 * 2) Fuck you!
 * 3) FUUUCK YOOOU!
 * 4) I'm freezing my nuts off!
 * 5) My nuts! (x2)
 * No, fuck you you old nutless motherfuck!
 * 1) You don't have nuts!
 * 2) On his ass!
 * 3) Your nuts!
 * 4) Nuts
 * 5) I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
 * 6) You son of a bitch
 * 7) (Grunt of pain)

Fear of a Black Hat

 * 1) Yo bitch - Link

Finding Nemo

 * 1) Just keep swimming!
 * 2) (*Bubbles*) ... Nice.

The Fly

 * 1) Help me!

Freddy Got Fingered
Deleted scenes
 * 1) Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy!
 * 2) Ding dong!
 * 3) You can't hurt me! Not with my cheese helmet!

Friday

 * 1) I was just bullshitting - Link
 * 2) What kinda shit is that? - Link
 * 3) DAMMMMNNNN! - Link
 * 4) You got knocked the fuck out man! - Link
 * 5) Sit yo ass DOWN. - Link

Fritz the Cat

 * 1) Shiiiiiiit

Frozen
For the First Time in Forever
 * 1) Balls

Full Metal Jacket

 * Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
 * I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
 * Were you about to call me an asshole!?﻿ - Link
 * Holy Jesus… What is that? What the fuck is that?!? - Link
 * Who the fuck said that?
 * What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? - Link
 * I'm gonna rip your balls off! - Linnk
 * [Private Pyle], whatever you do don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!
 * Twinkle toed cocksucker - Link
 * Reach around
 * Suck dicks - Link

Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
NiggaNiggaNigga - Link
 * 1) I'm one hundred percent nigga
 * 2) I'm TWO hundered percent nigga!
 * 3) Beer
 * 4) Malt liquor
 * 5) Chicken
 * 6) Hoes
 * 7) Bitches
 * 8) 'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga!
 * 9) Our dicks is bigga
 * 10) N... I-G-G-A!
 * 11) My dog
 * 12) Them hoes IS bitches

Gayniggers From Outer Space Link

 * 1) Gay niggers

Get Him to the Greek
Fuck Your Shit Up - Link
 * 1) Gonna fuck your shit (x2)
 * 2) Gonna fuck your shit up
 * 3) Gonna knock your bitch
 * 4) Gonna bang your bitch
 * 5) Gonna knock your bitch up

The Glimmer Man

 * 1) Your ugly white ass

Gone With the Wind

 * 1) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Link

Goodfellas

 * 1) The fuck is the matter with you? - Link

The Graduate

 * 1) (scream)

The Great White Hype

 * 1) Damn, daaaaaammmnnn! -  Link

Grown Ups

 * 1) Wasted every single day of my life - Link

Hamlet 2 - Link

 * 1) A herpes outbreak

Happy Gillmore

 * 1) The price is wrong, bitch. - Link

The Hangover Part 2

 * 1) Did you die?

Harlan Ellison: Dreams with Sharp Teeth
Link
 * 1) Fuck no!

The Hateful Eight

 * 1) What?

Home Alone

 * 1) (Marv screaming in pain)
 * 2) (Marv shrieking in terror) - Link

Hot Fuzz

 * 1) Yeah, motherfucker - Link

Hot Wheels: World Race

 * 1) GET OUT OF MY CAR, NOW!
 * 2) He’s a punk

House Party
Jail Rap - Link
 * 1) Suck my dick!
 * 2) I'll kick your fuckin' ass!

Idiocracy

 * 1) There's that fag talk we talked about

In Cold Blood

 * 1) Bullshit

Inglourious Basterds

 * 1) Nazis

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Link
 * 1) Fuckin'
 * 2) You gotta take a shit
 * 3) You dumb fuck!

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

 * 1) Well, what do you know

Keanu

 * 1) HNIC

The Kentucky Fried Movie
Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker - Link
 * 1) Niggers!

Kindergarten Cop

 * 1) SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! - Link

The Ladies Man

 * 1) It is the fault of the wang

Lenoard Cohen: I'm Your Man
The Future (Teddy Thompson's Leonard Cohen cover) - Link
 * 1) Anal sex

Liar Liar

 * Oh come on! - Link

The Lion King

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Lorax

 * Let It Grow - Link
 * YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Link

Mean Girls

 * In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. - Link

Mississipi Burning

 * 1) Nigger lovin' Jew boy - Link

Monsters Inc.

 * 1) Now put that (thing) back where it came from, or so help me...

Movie 43

 * 1) How long is your dick? - Link
 * 2) I don't know coach.
 * 3) A foot and a half
 * 4) Their arm ain't even that long!
 * 5) A big pair of black fucking nuts, hanging on your forehead

Nacho Libre

 * 1) Diarrhea - Link

Natural Born Killers

 * 1) Fuck you!

Neighbors
Delta Psi's Epic Party Moments - Link So Long Neighbor. - Link
 * 1) Motherfuckin'
 * 1) Well play motherfuckers.

The New York Hardcore Chronicles
10 Questions w/ Ron Rancid (The Nilhilistics) - Link
 * 1) You guys are so fucking hardcore
 * 2) Bullshit
 * 3) Take that to the fucking bank

The Nightmare Before Christmas

 * 1) What's this?

The Paper
- Link
 * Well guess fucking what?
 * Go... fuck yourself!

Planet of the Apes

 * Ah, Damn you! God damn you all to hell. - Link
 * 1) You damn, dirty (insert)

Pulp Fiction

 * 1) Shut the fuck up! - Link
 * 2) Hamburgers - Link
 * 3) Get the fuck out my face with that shit! - Link
 * 4) Niggers (from dead nigger storage) - Link
 * 5) Why the fuck’d you do that?
 * 6) Does he look like a bitch?
 * 7) Does he LOOK... like a BITCH?!

Punch Drunk Love

 * 1) Go fuck yourself - Link

The Ref

 * 1) Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? - Link

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

 * 1) NO!!!

The Road to El Dorado

 * 1) (Tulio and Miguel's girlish screaming)

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
Link
 * 1) Poisoning

The Room

 * 1) Fucking
 * 2) Don't touch me, motherfucker
 * 3) You’re not my fucking mother!

Sausage Party
Red band trailer #1 -  Link
 * 1) Jesus fuck!
 * 2) For the love of shit!

Red band trailer #2 -  Link
 * 1) You fuckin' whore!

Se7en

 * NO!

Scary Movie

 * 1) Run bitch! Ruuuun! - Link

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

 * 1) Haaaaard

Shine Box

 * 1) Go home and get your fuckin' - Link
 * 2) Motherfuckin' mutt!
 * 3) You fuckin' piece of shit!

Shrek
'DVD Menu -Link
 * 1) You dense, irrating, miniature beast of burden
 * Oh, for the love of Pete!
 * 1) Stubborn jackass!
 * 1) WHAT are you doing in my swamp?

Shrek 2

 * 1) And well, now, we're sexy! - Link
 * 2) Uno, dos, cuatro!

Silent Night

 * 1) INTERNET POR-NO-GRA-PHY

Silver Streak
Link
 * 1) You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard!

The Simpsons Movie

 * 1) PENIS! - Link
 * 2) Generations of inbreeding
 * 3) I like men now!
 * 4) Bountiful penis

Slap Shot

 * 1) Cocksucking faggot

Snakes on a Plane

 * 1) I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! - Link

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

 * 1) Dammit! - Link 1 Link Link
 * 2) Little boy, you're going to Hell!
 * Oh, you shit-faced cockmaster!
 * 1) What the heck is a rimjob?
 * 2) A complete retard
 * 3) You fucking Jew
 * 4) Fuck
 * 5) The Iranian gynecologist
 * 6) You fucking fatass
 * 7) How would you like to suck my balls? (x2, second being through megaphone)
 * 8) ...Holy shit, dude.
 * 9) What's the big fucking deal, bitch?
 * 10) Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker
 * 11) Lick your ass
 * 12) Fuck you guys
 * 13) Fuck my ass and call me a bitch
 * 14) Horse fucker
 * 15) Big floppy donkey dick

Spaceballs

 * 1) Assholes - Link

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

 * 1) Where am I, in Crazytown? - Link

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Squeeze Me - Link
 * 1) Squeeze me

The Spy Who Shagged Me

 * 1) Get in my (insert)

Stand by Me

 * 1) Lardass - Link

Star Trek: First Contact
Link
 * NO!

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

 * 1) Noooooooooooooo! -Link

Step Brothers

 * 1) Fuck you [Dale]! Fuck you! - Link
 * 2) Holy Santa Claus shit. -
 * 3) You fucking crazy man. YOU. SOUND. INSANE, do you realize that? You should be medicated. - Link
 * 4) THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON! In the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK! - Link

The Sting

 * 1) Goddamn nigger lover! - Link

Straight Outta Compton

 * 1) Jesus Christ, man!
 * 2) You think I give a fuck about these fucking records?
 * 3) Jew-bashing bullshit?
 * 4) Ignorant fuck
 * 5) I don't understand why the fuck you're not more angry about this!
 * 6) What the fuck we can play
 * 7) What the fuck we can say

Superbad

 * 1) Fuck my life - Link

Superman Returns

 * 1) NO! Not that.- Link
 * 2) WRONG!

Team America: World Police
Everyone Has AIDS - Link America, Fuck Yeah!
 * 1) All covered in shit
 * 2) Fuck
 * 3) Surprise, cockfags!
 * 1) Everyone has AIDS!
 * 2) And everyone is dead from AIDS...
 * 3) AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
 * 4) Everyone has AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS - AIDS!
 * 1) Fuck yeah!

Ted
Ted is Alive - Link
 * 1) Jesus H fuck!

The Thunder Song - Link
 * 1) You can suck my dick!

Ted 2

 * 1) What the fuck did you just call me?!- Link
 * 2) Shut the fuck up!
 * 3) You shut the fuck up!
 * 4) There's so much PORN!
 * 5) Clockwise rimjob
 * 6) Counter-clockwise rimjob
 * 7) "Chicks with Dicks"?!

There's Something About Mary

 * 1) Step into my office cause you're fucking fired

This is the End

 * 1) I'm gonna tittyfuck you
 * 2) DON'T TITTYFUCK ME!

Toy Story

 * 1) (Laughing) - Link

Tropic Thunder

 * 1) I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Link
 * 2) FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
 * 3) Motherfucker!
 * 4) I will massacre you!
 * 5) Big ass titties!

UHF

 * (scream) - Link

Waiting

 * 1) Shut the fuck up! - Link
 * 2) Fucking psycho-babble bullshit asshole!

Welcome to the Dollhouse

 * 1) Fuck this shit

The Wesley Willis Experience: A Documentery
Link

Get The Fuck Away From Me
 * 1) Get the fuck away from me

When Harry Met Sally

 * 1) Orgasm - Link

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

 * 1) Make a porno
 * 2) There's poo in there.
 * 3) Cum shot.
 * 4) Fuck
 * 5) Worst porno I've ever seen
 * 6) Suck COCK. - Link

Avenue Q

 * The Internet is for Porn - Link
 * Porn (x2)
 * The internet is for porn! (x8)
 * I masturbate!
 * You're a pervert! (x2)
 * Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!
 * That's correct
 * Yes I do!
 * You have NO idea!
 * I'm leaving!


 * If You Were Gay - Link
 * I'm not gay
 * Gay


 * You Can be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
 * You can't put your finger there!


 * Special
 * Girls Gone Wild

The Book of Mormon

 * Hasa Diga Eebowai - Link
 * AIDS
 * Circumcised
 * Fuck you
 * Fucks you in the butt
 * Cunt
 * This fucking asshole
 * Rape a baby
 * I will give you my AIDS
 * In the cuuuuuuuuunt
 * Spooky Mormon Hell Dream - Link
 * Hell
 * You're a dick
 * I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse
 * Dick

The Bob And Tom Show

 * Condomnation
 * Use a chickler hair!
 * When your getting hot
 * Hit the sack
 * A west suit
 * Toast Song
 * Bacon and eggs
 * FRENCH TOAST!
 * Coast to coast
 * Chicago
 * The toaster
 * 6am
 * Bambllilace
 * Give me a bambllilace
 * I dial 911
 * How come this fucking deer
 * I get out and put my fucking deer up
 * Coffee, coffee
 * Put this deer in my backseat
 * This fucking deer is costing me a lot of Dove.
 * Bite me in the neck
 * Stop and go
 * What’s the address there?
 * The Magician
 * All right!
 * Ta-da!!
 * A Guy Walks To A Bar
 * 2 dollars
 * Fix me a cheese sandwich
 * Elk Hunt
 * The film Mouse Hunt
 * 2 thumbs up
 * New comedy
 * The Vomit Song
 * Puke
 * Throw up
 * Sick
 * Animal Walks To A Bar Joke Hotline
 * Hey, bud!
 * That's it?!

The Dennis Miller Show

 * Fat fuck

The Dog House

 * Fence Prank Call - Link(original is not on YouTube, link is to a SSBB recreation)
 * NO! (x40)
 * OH, HELL NO!


 * Newspaper Prank Call - Link
 * Yeah, *beep* you, you bring my *beep*in' paper
 * Do you want me kick your ass?
 * You dumb *beep*.
 * I'm gonna kick some ass


 * Pool Prank Call -Link
 * Don't tell me to shut up!
 * I don't know what the hell you're talking about
 * I found a dead horse.
 * You son of a bitch!
 * (siren)

Kevin and Bean

 * Hey There, Vagina - Link
 * Hey there, vagina

The Red Bar Radio Show

 * Niggerz Bop - Link
 * Niggers

Tom Leykis

 * 1) You filthy bitch
 * 2) Skanky bitch

The MJ Morning Show (Crotchety Prank Calls/Milton Fludgecow)

 * The Abused Car Salesman - Link
 * Greasemonkey


 * The Elevator - Link
 * Get me the hell out of here!


 * Demonic Furby
 * Die, die, die! Hee-hee-hee!
 * This thing is starting to scare the hell outta me!


 * Wunder Boner
 * Erectile dysfunction
 * Boner

Bo Burnham

 * Kill Yourself - Link
 * Kill yourself (x2)

Chris Rock

 * Tossed Salad Man - Link
 * Oral sex
 * Toss my salad
 * Fucked up!


 * Black people versus Niggas - Link
 * Niggers
 * Keeping it real
 * Mothafucka
 * Damn

Dane Cook

 * Head - Link
 * My dick feels like corn


 * The Friend Nobody Likes - Link
 * Bag of douche!


 * Car Accident - Link
 * Check out this motherfucker! (x2)

Dave Chappelle

 * Men and Woman Psychology  - Link
 * Gotcha, bitch!


 * Sesame Street  - Link
 * Bitch I live in a fucking trash can!
 * I'm the poorest mother fucker

Eddie Griffin

 * Jerkin' Off - Link
 * Jackin' off (x3)

Eddie Murphy

 * The Barbecue - Link
 * It's my house, if you don't like it, get the fuck out
 * You missed me, bitch

Eric O’Shea

 * Songs For Television Commercials  - Link
 * Viagra

Back In Town

 * State Prison Farms
 * Beat nine people to death with a steel dildo
 * Free-Floating Hostility: Colored Ribbons
 * Eat shit, motherfucker!

Carlin on Campus

 * Sports Cheer
 * Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!

Doin' It Again

 * Some People Are Stupid - Link
 * Some people are really fuckin' stupid.
 * This guy is fuckin’ stupid!
 * Full of shit (x3)
 * Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts!
 * Rape Can Be Funny
 * Rapist
 * Fuck you, I think it’s hilarious! How do you like that?
 * What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?
 * Feminist Blowjob
 * Swallow cum
 * Rape
 * Gimme a blowjob
 * Blowjobs

It's Bad For Ya

 * Stupid Bullshit - Link
 * Stupid bullshit

Jammin' In New York

 * Little Things We Share
 * I gotta get the fuck outta here!

Life Is Worth Losing

 * Dumb Americans - Link
 * 1) Fuckin' dumb
 * 2) Fuckin’ people
 * 3) Holy jumpin’ fuckin’ shitballs!
 * 4) Its just fuckin’ dandy!
 * 5) Big fat motherfuckers

You Are All Diseased

 * Angels - Link
 * What are you, fuckin' stupid?

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics

 * They're Only Words
 * Bullshit!

Gilbert Gottfried

 * Dead Hooker, Cocksucker, Armless & Leggless - Link
 * Could you please give me a blowjob?
 * How should I know? You're the cocksucker!
 * Dead hooker
 * Whore house
 * You're fucked now!
 * I've never been fucked


 * The Roast of David Hasselhoff - Link
 * What an asshole!

Gilda Radner

 * Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals - Link
 * May I suggest you get undressed and show them your wazoo?
 * Fuck you
 * Eat shit
 * Shove it
 * Up yours
 * Piss off
 * Suck my dick
 * Snatch

Henry Rollins

 * Angriest Rant - [[//www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7MrnhRMGY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7MrnhRMGY]
 * ahhhhm I fucking hate Yankees, ohahahahahoho
 * FUCKING I DON'T CARE, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go
 * [yell]
 * Forcing me to be an asshole beyond measure
 * GAAAAH! YOU FUCKING...BOVINE...PIGWHORE!
 * OH GOD, don't you ever get it though your fucking brain?...you FUCKING...UGLY...FAT..BITCH!
 * How the fuck
 * Your fat bovine and throw it in front of the front wheel so it can go no further? How the fuck am I going to miss my flight then? Your fucking purpose on the planet is to get me my broading pass and my ticket NOOOW!

Jeff Dunham
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
 * Silence! (x3)
 * I kill you! (x3)

Achmed sings Jingle Bombs
 * In Iraq
 * In the ass

Coffee, Crack, and Gay Superheroes
 * Crack

Arguing with Myself'
 * Bastard
 * Crack
 * Oh shit.
 * Cracker
 * Drinkin' beeeeerr!
 * GET. OFF.
 * Oral sex
 * SOMEONE KILL ME, PLEASE.
 * The fuck is that?

Louis CK
Oh My God (Driving bit) - Link
 * Worthless piece of shit

Richard Pryor

 * Nigger With A Seizure (from "That Nigger's Crazy) Link
 * Mothafucka!

Ron White
 Airplane Seating 
 * A big fat fuck

AlienMyth64

 * Squidward's House: Sponge Out of Water RANT AND REVIEW - Link
 * Ghetto

The Amazing Racist

 * The Amazing Racist on African Americans - Link
 * You need to take that shit and get your ass up on out of here!
 * Mr. Jefferson
 * You need to take that fucking shit up out of here man!

Angry Grandma

 * Angry Grandma Mentos and Diet Coke Prank - Link
 * Son of a BITCH!


 * Angry Grandma Water Balloon Prank - Link
 * Get the fuck out!


 * Old Man Prank On Grandma - Link
 * Viagra


 * Waking Angry Grandma Up With Loud Music Prank - Link
 * Get the fuck in here!
 * Stupid motherfucker get in here!

Angry Grandpa

 * Angry Grandpa Destroys Microwave - Link
 * OH HELL NO!


 * Angry Grandpa Destroys PS4 - Link
 * Right now


 * Angry Grandpa Drives Into Swimming Pool - Link
 * 7 thousand dollars


 * Angry Grandpa Hates Justin Bieber - Link
 * Pussy


 * Boeing Evicts Angry Grandpa Again - Link
 * Shut your goddamn mouth for one goddamn time in your motherfucking life


 * The Leaked Phone Number Prank - Link
 * HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!


 * Pickleboy Breaks Grandpa's Chair - Link
 * FAT FUCK!


 * (unknown episodes)
 * I don't give a goddamn - Link
 * Holy motherfucking shit - Link

Animeme

 * Baby Godfather
 * Who the fuck
 * Son of a bitch
 * Baby Godfather 2
 * Fat (purple) fuck
 * Motherfucker
 * He's dead
 * Balls
 * Philosoraptor
 * Blowjob
 * Philosoraptor 2
 * Private parts
 * Prostitute
 * Philosoraptor 3
 * Child molester
 * Awesome Penguin
 * Erection
 * Virginity
 * Anti-Joke Chicken 2
 * AIDS
 * Pick Up Line Panda
 * Show me your tits!
 * Pick Up Line Panda
 * My penis
 * ANIMEME 5 - PEDOBEAR
 * Hey, fucktard!
 * ANIMEME 6 - PSYBEAM
 * Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!
 * ANIMEME 18 - BIRDS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
 * Shut the FUCK up!
 * Get laid
 * ANIMEME 19 - MTV
 * Suck dick for crack

Annoying Orange

 * Annoying Orange vs. FRED
 * 1) If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.
 * Marshmallow's Missing (feat. Mikey Bolts) - Link
 * Gender
 * TV of TERROR!!!
 * Oh, no, I'm NAKED!

asathecomic

 * Reporter Turns Ghetto In 3 Seconds!! (SPOOF)  - Link
 * Punkass motherfucker, who believes that shit? Broke ass motherfucker, cocaine with baking soda smoking bitchass!


 * Ding Fries Are Done (Ghetto Version) - Link
 * Motherf*beep* this job (x2)

BigBrudda

 * F*ck McJuggerNuggets - Link
 * God Dammit!

TheCaveManEngi

 * Xbox Live conversation he recorded specifically for edit use -
 * Bitch
 * Dick
 * Floppy donkey dick
 * MMMM-UH, FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
 * Fuck you
 * Penis
 * Weed
 * (eating noises)

Cinemassacre

 * You Know What's Bullshit?! Hotel TVs
 * (You know what's) BULLSHIT?!

CollegeHumor

 * Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer  - Link
 * A pedophile


 * Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey - Link
 * HOLY FUCK, is this wrong. But holy hell...is it erotic.
 * Clitoris
 * Fisting
 * Ass


 * Everyone is an Asshole - Link
 * Assholes


 * Hardly Working: Insulting My Boss with a Punk Rock Video - Link
 * 9/11

CopperCab

 * ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST! - Link
 * A fat white guy
 * You know
 * A piece of fried chicken and some watermelon
 * I'm black for a day
 * NOOO!
 * Hey little man
 * BULLSHIT!


 * GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! - Link
 * Christian

Crank Lucas

 * BET CENSORS BE LIKE - Link
 * Fuckboy

Daneboe

 * Scary Faces: End Game
 * Suck on this! - Link

danglerwfw

 * Deadwood Pancakes - Link
 * Cocksucker
 * You stupid son of a bitch

David Firth (fatpie)

 * Cream
 * Three different types of AIDS
 * You'll get AIDS
 * Jerry Jackson outtakes
 * Pornography magazines
 * Michael Jackson Sinister Re-Dub
 * Gonna Rape ya
 * Dollar on My Dick
 * On my dick
 * Shoot you in the tits

David Spates

 * Crackhead Thief #2 - Link
 * What the helll?

dcigs

 * BLACK MAN ANGRY AT KFC @siggas  - Link
 * Lick one of your titties
 * Bitch!


 * BLACK MAN ANGRY AT CHIC-FIL-A - Link
 * Goddamn
 * White
 * Big breast
 * 12 inches
 * What the hell?
 * Balls
 * Tranny
 * Gay people

Derrick Comedy

 * National Spelling Bee - Link
 * Nigger
 * And a latest date is, faggot
 * Nigger faggot
 * Nigga faggot!

DominicFear

 * The Lazer Collection 2 - Link
 * How the hell did you get in my house?


 * The Lazer Collection 3 - Link
 * Delicious


 * The Lazer Collection 5 - Link
 * OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
 * You're an ass.

Don Hertzfeldt

 * Rejected - Link
 * My anus is bleeding! (x2)


 * Everything Will Be OK - Link
 * (Bill) picked up his new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours.

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

 * DHMIS 1
 * Not a creative color
 * DHMIS 6
 * You made me die!
 * (booing)

Egoraptor

 * PokeAwesome: Just a Pokemon Battle  - Link
 * OH GOD, my FUCKING knee!
 * CHRIST!
 * (Vomiting)
 * Ow (x2)
 * You asshole!
 * You fucking assholes!
 * Dude, come on man! Ffffffuck!
 * Stupid evoled... Prick!
 * What do you even do? You're just a plant!
 * Shut up, man.
 * Dammit!
 * Oh, man! (x2)
 * Shit!
 * Fucking
 * Ah, fuck.
 * Yeah, okay. Thanks!
 * You suck!
 * Fuck you, you dumbass!
 * You prick


 * Awesome Man - Link
 * PENIS!
 * Oh, yeah, shit just got real!


 * Blanka Makes Pound Cake - Link
 * A pound cake


 * Metal Gear Awesome 2 - Link
 * What the fuck?!


 * The Lengend of AAwesome - Link
 * (That's) fan-fucking-tastic!

EmptyHero

 * Very Special Episodes of Doug and Flapjack - Link
 * I have a boner

FilmCow

 * Bino the Elephant
 * Urethra
 * Pooping (x2)
 * My butt
 * Pee on me
 * I want to lick it
 * Monkey penises
 * I'm going to murder you
 * So hard right now
 * I do not
 * Butt science
 * Gargle
 * Sexually molest
 * Molested
 * Not gonna happen
 * What the hell is wrong with you?
 * Charlie the Unicorn - Link
 * We're here
 * Charlie the Unicorn 2 - Link
 * Greeat...now go away.
 * Banana
 * Charlie the Unicorn 3 - Link
 * SNEEEAKY
 * Agh! Give me a heart attack, that's fine.
 * I think I DIED long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.
 * Fannie and Earl: Night of the Bird
 * Bird poop
 * The Cloak
 * A good kick in the balls
 * Right in the testicles
 * AIDS
 * Zulway: God of Mercy
 * Dafuq?
 * Month of February 12th
 * Fuck
 * A Serious Business Meeting
 * Totally gay
 * Gay
 * Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom
 * Mm-hmm
 * Ferrets
 * You whore!
 * Ghost House 2: The Reckoning
 * Oh shiiiit
 * OMG Cracklin' Oat Bran
 * Fuckin'
 * Spatula Madness
 * Do you like setting fire to mentally handicapped children?
 * Two Novelettes
 * In the bathroom of a Steak n Shake

Filthy Frank

 * GAY IS A BAD WORD - Link
 * You're a giant faggot, you should kill yourself

The Fine Brothers

 * Best Girlfriend Ever (Last Moments #3) - Libk
 * GET THE FUCK OUT!
 * You are fucking disgusting
 * Whore
 * GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

freshmilk980

 * Speakonia sounds he made specifically for edits
 * Blowjob
 * Condom
 * Strip club

The Gentleman's Rant

 * Halloween - The Gentleman's Rant - Link
 * So, you made me get up mid jerk!

Good Mythical Morning

 * Will it Deep Fry?
 * Deep fried

Goon Inc. Productions

 * BADWORDS - Link
 * Hooker
 * Slut
 * Circlejerk
 * Weiner
 * Blowjob
 * Spread those cheeks
 * Buttcrack
 * Twat
 * Lick my twat
 * Gimme head
 * Tongue my balls
 * Take it in the ass
 * Play with my cock
 * Play with my pussy
 * Lick my pussy
 * Orgasm
 * Jackoff
 * Hanjob
 * Eat pussy
 * Asswipe
 * Shitbag
 * Horny

GurpageProductions

 * You're a Wizard, Harry - Link
 * Bein' (usually predates the below sound)
 * A little bitch
 * I'll rapture your fucking anus with my massive bear cock!


 * Welcome to Hogwarts - Link
 * Anal cavity

illeagle

 * STFU N00B! V. 2.0 - Link
 * Shut the fuck up.

Jarod Burger

 * Woody's Got Wood dramatic reading - Link
 * Up my (kawaii) ass

JesusWithBazookaz79

 * Family Guy The Sipsmons Guy Deleted Scene (taken down)
 * Shut up, you fucking cunt.


 * SpongeBob the Rapist Episode 1
 * Dumbass, white trash son of a bitch
 * Bitch
 * Fuckin' fag

JonnyEthco

 * Welcome to Gameshop
 * I hope you choke on semen, you fucktard!


 * Mad Mad Mario - Link
 * What the fuck is your problem?
 * You fat fuck
 * You stupid cunt
 * You stupid bitch
 * You think I don't have shit to do?
 * Motherfucking
 * Goddamn
 * We're gonna go home, and guess what you're sucking? MY BALLS!
 * Farkin'
 * Fuck
 * I'm sick of this shit!


 * Mad Mad Mario 2 - Link
 * Do you think this is fucking funny?!
 * A fucking mushroom that tastes like shit, and won't even get me high!
 * I will personally rip your head off, and blow my fucking load, down your goddamn neck!
 * Motherfucking
 * Yeah, that's a real fucking treat!
 * You dick-sucking faggot!
 * Fucking


 * Mad Mad Mario 3  - Link
 * You're not on your motherfucking period! You just don't wanna fuck!
 * I'm either gonna stick in your pretty little mouth, or I'm gonna shove it in your shitbox!
 * Who the fuck?
 * That dead motherfucker!
 * Bet your sweet ass I didn't man!
 * Get out here you (blue) bastard!
 * Did you call the fucking cops?
 * Don't you fucking disrespect her!
 * Beat off in her face
 * Damn right I do
 * Get fucked
 * Fuck you
 * Fuck you too


 * Mad Mad Mario 4 - Link
 * FUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Why the fuck?
 * Son of a tit!
 * You gluttonous pile of fuck!
 * Goddamn
 * Fuckheads
 * Suck my dick!
 * You obese fucking mule!
 * I hope you have a heart attack so big, it kills your whole fucking family!
 * Shitting
 * Fuck
 * Stinkin' cunt
 * I know, you cum-dumpster!
 * I'll just shit here


 * Mad Mad Mario 5 - Link
 * Hey fuck off, alright?
 * Fuckin' ass-clowns!
 * Walk under me so I can stick my dick(s) in ya
 * Oh no man, these are diiicks...
 * Oh yeah, that feels like candy times!
 * You sick fuck!
 * Couple of cunts
 * Go away, you (big rectangular) pervert!
 * I want your pee pee in my mouth!
 * Come on, man - stick your finger in my butt!!
 * Get lost, you rapist!


 * Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts - Link
 * Rape
 * Wanna make love to ya' mouth!


 * Prostitute Mickey 2 - Link
 * You wanna buy a box of condoms?
 * I'm out here tryin' to masturbate - I was wonderin' if uh, you'd talk dirty to me.


 * Prostitute Mickey 3 - Link
 * You don't know me, motherfucker!
 * Y'better give up them Benjamins before I blow your goddamn head off!
 * Motherfucking


 * Prostitute Mickey 4 - Link
 * Stupid son of a bitch
 * Bags of cocaine
 * Up your ass
 * Up your rectum
 * Cocaine


 * ABC Happy Time (for adults only) - Link
 * C is for cunt, like my ex-wife
 * She fucked my neighbor, and ruined my life
 * F is for feelings - I feel fucked
 * H is for house, which that bitch took
 * O is for an orgasm that doesn't last long
 * S is for slut, she fucked another guy
 * T is for Tim, that's his FUCKING NAME!
 * I hope you're happy! Living in my house, and banging my wife!
 * FUCK HIM! Fuck him in his dick!
 * W is for WHY - why the fuck, Tina!?
 * Hey, you wanna hear the rest of this song, you bitch?
 * X is for you, my ex-wife!
 * Y is for the yeast infection you get every two weeks cause you don't know how to clean your pussy!
 * Hey kids, you wanna see how the real world works?
 * P is for prison, where I might go
 * Q is for quit, 'cause this job blows.
 * And Z is for zero - the amount of money I was left me after you shoved me out to dry! YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!


 * Neighborhood Argument - Link
 * This neighborhood used to be nice before these fuckin' BLACKS moved in!
 * Stupid goddamn Mexicans. Stupid goddamn fucking Mexicans!
 * I'm a Buddhist - I got my own fuckin' God, OK, you don't need to tell me about yours.
 * Wholesome white Christian Jesus
 * Just sent me an e-mail about how all the Muslims are terrorists
 * UUUGH! Fucking sand monkeys! Stupid fucking towel-headed sand monkeys!
 * We shoulda killed all the chinks in World War II!
 * Hey, you know what you'd call the Flintstones if they were black? Ya'd call 'em niggers!

jonofthesouth

 * Barry the Engine and Friends - Link
 * Don't be a twat, or you'll end up in the shit.

kitty0706

 * Elliot Goes to School: Mondays '  - Link
 * You're all a bunch of faggots
 * Yes, titface?


 * Elliot Goes Camping - Link
 * Fucking retard


 * Elliot Goes to School - Link
 * Hey, fagola

lapdanceTv

 * "I CAN'T SEE WHEN YOU'RE TEA BAGGIN' ME" RAP SONG - Link
 * I just love you so much
 * Can't breathe when you teabag m

Liam Kyle Sullivan

 * Shoes - Link
 * Condams?
 * What the hall?
 * Fuck you!
 * Oh.
 * Betch
 * Suck

lustigevideoz

 * (unknown)
 * No! Don't do it! I'm a virgin!

Makemebad35

 * The Banana Mishap - Link
 * WHAT THE FUCK?!
 * Nooo!


 * The Homosexual Ghost - Link
 * I'm gonna suck your dick.
 * What the fuck?
 * Cock
 * Cocksucking ghost
 * I'm gonna stick my wiener in your butt
 * WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
 * Bullshit
 * Gay ghost
 * I'm gonna piss in my hands and toss it in your face
 * Nooo!
 * Dick
 * (My) dick
 * Are you ready for my spooky cock?
 * No, not the spooky cock!
 * Prepare to experience centuries of penetration
 * I swar to God I'm gonna kick the nose off your face!
 * He will show me a spooky cock
 * Damnit
 * Take advantage of me
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 * Retarded-ass
 * YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
 * It's raping time
 * No! NO!!!
 * Don't stick that there


 * Insane Twins!! - Link
 * Excuse me, bitch?
 * I'm hungry
 * I don't give a fuck
 * I'm horny
 * I'm gonna light your FACE, ON FIRE!!!
 * I'm a horny panda. I'm a horny panda bear!
 * What the FUCK did you just say?!
 * You fucking bitch!
 * GET out! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
 * Why don't you go suck some cock for some Uno cards?!
 * Twelve hours
 * WHAT?!
 * Kentucky
 * POPCORN SANDWICH
 * Insane Twins outtakes - Link
 * Bigass balls


 * Drug Deal Gone Bad - Link
 * WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE?
 * Fucking (x2)
 * WHAT THE SHIT?
 * Excuse me, you fucking turkey head
 * The bitch overdosed a year ago!
 * Does it look like I have a cameltoe?
 * A cunt
 * The fucking [burger] bitch
 * Drugs
 * GO SUCK A DICK!
 * You're trying to fuck me
 * I don't like being fucked
 * Whores and hoes
 * Are you a hoe?
 * Are you a little bitch?
 * No
 * You have a penis (x2)
 * The only penis it sounds like you have is the one you're taking up the ass!
 * I have a penis (x2)
 * I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING PENIS!
 * Who the fuck's [Mr. Hammer]
 * No one ever fucks with me
 * I'm gonna die


 * S**ty Noob Parkour - Link
 * Twinkle tits
 * Your ass is about to go down
 * LETS GO!
 * Shitty
 * SON OF A BIIITCH!
 * VIRGIN DOMINATOR!
 * PISSING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!
 * (Farts)
 * GET THE FUCK OUTTTA HERE!
 * PEEK A BOO, I SMELL SHIT!
 * Cocksucker
 * JACKASSES
 * BROKEN ASS!
 * Can someone explain to me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS?
 * Shit's fucking weak!
 * HATERS EAT SHIT!
 * ONE GIGANTIC COCK FOR THIS GUY!
 * WHAT THE FUCK?!
 * Horse shit
 * (Shoot)
 * Bitches
 * Fuck yeah!


 * Pissed off gamer - Link
 * I am gonna fuck you up!
 * Oh yeah
 * Big dick
 * Small dick
 * Yeah, get raped!
 * SHIT!
 * I'm gonna fucking shit all over your face!
 * Fuck my ass!
 * Don't you shit in my house!
 * Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is stupid
 * Stupid! Damn those bullshits, bullshit in a half!
 * Fuck you!
 * Fuck
 * Cocksucker!
 * God, I'm getting fucked in the ass and I don't like it!
 * WHAT THE FUCK?
 * Bastard!
 * Sucking
 * What the kind of fuck just happened?
 * This isn't funny!
 * Masturbate by the moonlight


 * How to Stalk a Girl - Link
 * I'm gonna squeeze your titties!
 * PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!
 * Jerking off
 * YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSY!
 * FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!!
 * LEARN TO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!
 * YOU FREAKIN' CREEPY ASSHOLE!


 * The Screamer (A Makemebad Halloween) - Link
 * Life sucks cock!


 * The Cookie Cops - Link
 * Lubricated


 * Hilarious Photobooth Madness - Link
 * I like PIZZA!


 * Shocking Behaviors #2 - Link
 * PEEEEENIS!

manwith10toes

 * Dunking for Doughnuts - Link
 * ...what the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?
 * SPIDERDUB: More Gay, Now With Robots - Link
 * This is BULLSHIT!!!

Marrikou

 * Barney the Dinosaur - This Will Offend You - Link
 * Pussy
 * Cock
 * Abortion. Getting rid of the carjackers of the future, today!

McJuggerNuggets

 * Destroying My Dads Antique Car Prank - Link
 * Jesus Fuck!


 * Eviction Day - Link
 * Daddy, chill
 * What the hell is even that!?


 * Psycho Dad Axes Laptop (Role Reversal) - Link
 * Jerking off


 * Psycho Dad Buries Video Games - Link
 * Fucked up


 * Psycho Dad Busts Down Door  - Link
 * What the fuck
 * Holy shit
 * Holy fucking shit


 * Psycho Dad Demolishes Gaming Room - Link
 * What the fuck!
 * Ah fuck
 * Fuck
 * What the hell did you do?


 * Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox (Role Reversal) - Link
 * I've got a big boner right now


 * Psycho Dad Drowns Xbox - Link
 * What the hell are you doing?
 * Piece of shit
 * What the fuck are you doing?


 * Psycho Dad Reacts to One Million Juggies - Link
 * Holy shit


 * Psycho Dad Shatters YouTube Play Button - Link
 * I'm so done with this shit


 * Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games  - Link
 * Dog shit
 * Asshole
 * (screaming)
 * Fuck


 * Psycho Dad Wrecks Car - Link
 * Holy shit
 * Are you kidding me?


 * Psycho Dad vs. Angry Grandpa - Link
 * What the hell are you even saying!?


 * Psycho Dad Watches McJuggerNuggets - Link
 * That Bullshit


 * Psycho Kid Kills Father  - Link
 * Back the fuck off
 * What the fuck?


 * Psycho Kid Submerges Motorcycle - Link
 * What the fuck!
 * Fuck!


 * TRAPPED IN THE ATTIC BY AN OBSESSED FAN! - Link
 * A Shit Load of


 * What I Couldn't Do... - Link
 * Ten goddamn seconds

MetalOutlawTV (Metal Spoken Word)

 * Entrails Ripped...
 * Entrails... ripped... from a virgin's CUNT
 * Sexual perversion

MrBlackDarkness666

 * Life Of a Goth - Link
 * Bitches

Neurotically Yours

 * Foamy Fan Mail #15
 * Overdevloped cumshot of a child
 * Wait, what?

NPCarlsson

 * 2-year Anniversary Celebration Video
 * In a crack den

OneyNG

 * The Sicksons - Link
 * Failed abortion
 * Suck suck


 * Spongebob Sickpants - Link
 * Douchebags
 * Well gee, I guess Squidward's jacking off
 * Oh, I'm just gonna kill myself
 * (scream)
 * (slicing noises)
 * (bus running over noise)


 * Smiley Battle for Smokes - Link
 * You smell like shit


 * Pixel Fags - Link
 * (instrumentals)
 * Myeh!
 * Ehh!
 * Ooh!
 * (fart)


 * paddy forest NOT stabilized (reupload) - Link
 * (angry gibberish shouting)

Onision

 * I'm So Pedophile  - Link
 * I'm a freaking pervert, I get off of little kids! I'm a freaking pervert, someone should cut my balls off!
 * I'm so pedophile
 * I'm so perverted
 * God, you're hot
 * My wife left me for a woman
 * Give me a try
 * You little bastard!
 * I'm going to jail! They're gonna rape me for sure!
 * I should've just masturbated!
 * You little demon, burn in Hell!

Page Kennedy

 * Kids Are Dumb - Link
 * You stupid motherfucker!
 * Stupid motherfucker

Pontiff Sulyvahn

 * Ain't That Some Bullshit - Link
 * Some bullshit

PONY.MOV Series (HotDiggedyDemon)

 * APPLE.MOV - Link
 * Fucking
 * Fuck you
 * Shitload
 * (mumbling)
 * Hey, hey, hey
 * Cunt
 * (laughing)


 * DRESS.MOV - Link
 * Stay outta my shed, OK?
 * Suck my tit you dumb bitch
 * Swag
 * Get yer fat ass out here
 * Mexicans
 * Revolution (x2)


 * SHED.MOV - Link
 * You assholes
 * You stupid cunt
 * Faggot
 * So fuckin' rad
 * That's my period
 * You dumb bitch
 * Don't laugh at me
 * Porn
 * (flesh erecting)
 * Some quiet bitch
 * Hey, hey, heeey...
 * Welp, we're fucked
 * All right, all right!
 * What'd I tell y'all about comin' in MAH SHED?!
 * WHILE I EATCHA BRAINS!!!
 * Vagina
 * My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.


 * MAGIC.MOV - Link
 * (laughing)
 * My penis
 * ....with sex!
 * Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
 * Aw, this is fuckin' rad, dude
 * We're gonna rape it?
 * Zap this bitch
 * Fuckin' biiiiitch


 * PARTY.MOV - Link
 * Pretty pink princess
 * I think I’m having my period
 * I think I’m getting my period
 * She started chasin' that purple dragon
 * Heroin
 * Drugs
 * Cocaine
 * Sex acts
 * (bong bubbling)
 * (slurping) Yeah, that feel good, baby?
 * Oh, she fuck anyone
 * Squirrels
 * She fucked a snail! (x2)
 * What? (x5)
 * I always thought you were cute... cover and fuck me
 * I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill
 * Beer
 * Oxycontin
 * Well no offense, “friend” but I hope your buried alive.
 * There’s this stupid bitch statin’ at me
 * Don't touch me, motherfucker.
 * Coma
 * Mexicans
 * Any more questions, smartass?
 * Shut up
 * Vodka
 * Fuck me
 * Oh, dear God, it got in my mouth! You got any more fluids you wanna spray on me, you stupid cunt?!
 * My daddy made me put glass in my vagina
 * I didn’t insert glass into daughter's genitals
 * The Lord's prayer
 * Ten for a tuggie, twenty for a blowie, and twenty-five if the cameraman’s gonna watch.
 * I did not hit her over the head with a Sega Dreamcast in a fit of drunken hysteria
 * What do you want?


 * SWAG.MOV - Link
 * What the fuck?
 * Oh my God
 * Hell
 * Up my nose
 * What the fucksickle
 * Nobody cares (x4)
 * You stupid cunt
 * Oh my God, shut your fucking mouth. Nobody cares.
 * Shit
 * Shut up. Shut up. A million times, shut up. I’m going to kill you. Shut up.
 * Gay

Poopish Poop

 * The Faggot Song - Link
 * Faggot
 * Fucking stupid faggot
 * Suck on dicks
 * Shove my penis in your butthole
 * Faggots
 * I'm a faggot
 * Sucking all the dicks that he can see

Pruane2Forever

 * It's My Birthday - Link
 * YEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHHH!
 * Pruane2 Getting His Ass Kicked! - Link
 * You little shit!

Psychicpebbles

 * Arrow to the Knee  - Link
 * What is this
 * Shut up!
 * Shitsmeared mongoloids
 * You putrid fucking cunt!


 * Hellbenders: Zachnaphobia (leaked, unfinished episode) - Link
 * Ahhh, z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
 * (vomiting sounds)


 * GET OUT OF MY CAR - Link
 * NOW!

mediocrefilms

 * Retarded Policeman theme song
 * That's me!
 * Retarded Policeman #15: Boobies
 * Boobies!
 * Retarded Policeman #33: Blonde in a Convertible
 * Cripple nipples
 * Palsy ballsies

ReverendBurn

 * BJ Time  - Link
 * Boner
 * Blowjob (x2)
 * What the fuck yer doin' with my penis

Ross Plaskow

 * DINOSAURS IN SPACE - Link
 * Inseminate
 * Penis


 * DINOSAURS IN SPACE 2 - Link
 * Dog semen

SacredCrotch

 * (unknown) (The source in question has since been deleted)
 * Babies

Shane Dawson

 * Fred is Dead - Link
 * Mothafucka, why won't you die!
 * Aw shit.


 * The Condom Challenge - Link
 * Condom

Shawn K

 * Dell Computer Destruction 4 - Link
 * That's disc drive
 * That's gonna be hard drive
 * A problem has been detected to your computer
 * Let me see if I can fix it.

Smosh

 * Food Battle 2010  - Link
 * Dick-biscuit


 * AMAZING NEW DRINK! - Link
 * Huge balls (x2)
 * Abnormally large testicles


 * CHARLIE THE DRUNK GUINEA PIG 3  - Link
 * Oh, you little ass-face!


 * THIS VIDEO IS OFFENSIVE - Link
 * Being gay
 * Gay
 * Stupid
 * Sparky Goes to a Club
 * Children

Some Jerk with a Camera

 * Shrek 4D Part 1 - Link
 * I will find you, I will chop off both your hands with a chainsaw, I will deep-fry them, I will force-feed them to you, and I will laugh sadistically as you die of cardiac arrest.
 * Shrek 4D Part 2 - Link
 * 1) Go fuck yourself

Spazkidin3D

 * PowerTrip (18+) - Link
 * AAAAAHH! IT FUCKING BURNS!


 * Cool Show: Space Jokes - Link
 * (injured grunt)

Stay Bullish

 * Nothin Butt Buddies - Link
 * Butt buddies

Steve Moustache

 * Extreme Makeover - Link
 * What the fuck did you do to me, holy fucking shit!
 * Aw, fuck!
 * You sons of bitches BUTCHERED me!
 * Ah, what the fuck is wrong with my arm?!
 * What the fuck is my family gonna think of me now?!
 * HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Stephen K.

 * What Up Bitch - Link
 * Aye, what up, bitch!?

TheStolken

 * How to Deal with a Furry - Link
 * I'm a HUUUUGE fuckin' faggot!

stupideditsxx

 * Self-recorded clips made specifically for editing
 * Ass-rammer
 * Dick-staple

Stuckey and Murray

 * The Cock Smoker - Link
 * Cock smoker

SuperIdiotMan00

 * da bes spongbobb edit in da world -
 * Zanzibar
 * Penis
 * Shit
 * Cleveland
 * Titties
 * Dick
 * Fuck
 * Dildo
 * Pee
 * The Room dub
 * Queer
 * Open the fucking door! (x4)
 * Dick van Dyke "Partial" dub
 * Fuck you!
 * Up your ass
 * Shoved up your ass

Tourettes Guy

 * 30 Cases of Pickles - Link
 * I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!


 * The Angry Janitor - Link
 * Did you shit in the fucking toilet, put all the toilet paper in there?
 * That was a good shit.
 * Dickhead!
 * Bullshit!
 * You wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?
 * Shit like a horse


 * Bench Press - Link
 * He's probably getting fucked in the ass!


 * Bird in the House - Link
 * HOLY SHIT!
 * Gay marriage
 * I don't hate gays
 * Damn it!
 * I'm too pissed to give a shit!


 * Bob Saget - Link Link
 * Bob Saget (x3)
 * Shit!


 * Bowling - Link
 * You know what, you can suck my dick
 * FUCK!
 * HOLY SHIT!


 * Brushing Teeth - Link
 * FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


 * Buried Alive - Link
 * 1) Making an ass


 * Chewbacca - Link
 * Oh, fuck you, you're grounded!


 * A Customer Inquiry - Link
 * YES.
 * I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece a' SHIT!
 * THIS IS BULLSHIT!
 * Piece of shit
 * FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Damn it
 * Balls
 * Holy shit!
 * I'M PISSED!
 * Fuckin' hung up my ass!


 * The Doctor Doesn't Need To Know - Link
 * Don't you EVER talk about my dick, without my permission!!


 * Drunk in the Bathroom - Link
 * OH, SHIT!!!


 * Father and Son - Link
 * Shirlena: Fuck you! (x2)
 * Fuck you and every "Mall Santa" looks like you!
 * So you want to talk some shit, huh?


 * Fridge - Link
 * Fuck you kid, you're a dick!
 * You're a faggot
 * Men's asses
 * She's a bitch!
 * That's my ass!
 * Holy dumb fuck!
 * Fashion Bug
 * I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass!


 * Go Count Your Dick - Link
 * You motherfuckers!
 * PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!
 * Go count your dick!


 * Grocery Store - Link
 * Calm down, Calm down, don't get a big DICK!
 * HOLY SHIT!
 * I don't give a shit, shit, SHIT!
 * NOOO!


 * Head and Shoulders Incident - Link
 * BITCH
 * SHIT
 * PISS!
 * ASS!
 * BALLS
 * DAMN
 * SUCK MY COCK!
 * LICK MY BALLS!
 * FAGGOT!
 * You cunt


 * Hot Pan - Link
 * FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, oh...
 * FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


 * Interview Part 2 - Link
 * (Laughing)
 * Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you in the ass!
 * Piece of shit!


 * Like Father Like Son-Link
 * Hey, there's a whole lot a fucking going on in this room!


 * Lottery - Link
 * Fuck!


 * Magnum P.I. - Link
 * I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in MY SHIT!
 * HOLY FUCK!
 * PISS!


 * Make Like A Banana - Link
 * Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!


 * Microwave - Link
 * Bitch! BIIIIIITCH!


 * Oh Fuck me - Link
 * Oh, fuck me!


 * Rude Awakening - Link
 * WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
 * You piece of shit!
 * Porcupine's balls
 * You have balls!
 * Damn it!


 * Shirlena Visits - Link
 * Wait a minute you dick!
 * I don't have a dick, you prick!
 * I'll kick you in the balls!
 * Bitch!
 * I love you


 * Speak English - Link
 * Son of a bitch!


 * Twizzlers - Link
 * NO! (x3)
 * BUTT FUCK!


 * Unsolved Mysteries - Link
 * BULLSHIT!


 * What About Dom? - Link
 * Up his ass

Twelthofadime

 * Carnival Madness - Link
 * Get the fuck out (x2)
 * Cocksucker

Ukinojoe

 * Brevity Falls - Link
 * Smoke


 * YouTube Commenters - Link
 * What the FUCK?!
 * It sounds like he's saying PENIS!
 * Oh boy! I'm viewer #302!


 * YouTube Commenters 2 - Link
 * Dafuq?
 * I don't get it!
 * How embarrassing!

wafflepwn

 * Greatest Freak Out Ever Aftermath - Link
 * Fag


 * Greatest Freak Out Ever 13 - Link
 * Straight


 * Greatest freakout ever 19 - Link
 * No!
 * Noooo!
 * Noooooo!
 * NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WickedAwesomeFilms

 * BANNED GORILLA GLUE COMMERCIAL - Link
 * Gettin' high, bitches!
 * SNORT THIS FUCKING SHIT!


 * Banned DiGiornno Pizza Commercial - Link
 * Dumbass!

Vinesauce

 * The Adventures of Mario and Luigi (Episode 2)
 * Your prostate

XDrang93

 * 3 Edits on Sunday - Link
 * Why don't you two bitches take your fuckin' bullshit somewhere else!


 * "Raging" Song Collabs & Stuff - Link
 * What the fuck did you just say?!
 * Why didn't you tell me before you fuckin' bitch?!
 * You stupid bitch!


 * Fireworks of Attention  - Link
 * Fuck you, I'm out


 * Beeps in Editing Nowadays - Link
 * No (x9), oh, FUCK NO!


 * Audio Only Video Experiment - Link
 * Pornographic magazines
 * Pornos
 * Okay, I'm out of ideas

XX_Eric_XX

 * Look at This Dude - Link
 * (Laughing)

Yo Mama

 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Hello Kitty - Link
 * What the fuck


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Forever Alone - Link
 * Fuck no!


 * YO MAMA SO STUPID! Fruit Punch - Link
 * Gay


 * YO MAMA SO FAT! Kirby - Link
 * Pretty gay!
 * Badass


 * YO MAMA SO SHORT! Smoking Weed - Link
 * Weed
 * Get high


 * YO MAMA SO STUPID! Donut  Link
 * Ho-ly SHIT, you're stupid!
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Toilet
 * Shit
 * YO MAMA SO STUPID! Puzzle
 * Retarded
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Freddy Krueger
 * Bitch!
 * YO MAMA SO FAT! Stephen Hawking/Black Hole
 * Asshole
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Bath Water
 * Aw, fuck this!
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club
 * Strip club
 * YO MAMA SO FAT! School Pictures
 * Get bitches!
 * YO MAMA SO FAT! Yogi Bear
 * Oh, shit!
 * YO MAMA SO FAT! South Park
 * You BASTARD!
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Santa Claus
 * Holy shit!
 * YO MAMA SO OLD! Ancient Aliens
 * Motherfucking
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Deadpool
 * (Could somebody get me) the fuck (out of this joke?)
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Juggernaut / X-Men
 * Bitch!
 * Oh shit!
 * Fuck you
 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Ice Cube
 * Aw, shit!

The Amazing Atheist

 * (unknown)
 * FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
 * You stupid fucking bitch!
 * Cocksucker
 * Penetrating Teenage Girls' Brains Further
 * You fucking shittin' me?

Bill Wurtz

 * History Of Japan - Link
 * Died in a tornado
 * Hi, dipshit
 * Hire a samurai
 * How bout I do anyway!
 * protect your shit from criminals
 * History Of The Entire World I Guess - Link
 * And the ocean is full of (plastic)
 * Bye Bye, Ocean
 * Communism
 * Deadly Laser
 * Fuck it!
 * Hell Yeah! Now we've got business!
 * How did this happen?
 * NO!
 * Sponge
 * Zanzibar
 * What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?
 * What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?
 * Let's watch some television
 * Television

Crash Course

 * How To Argue - Philosophical Reasoning: Crash Course Philosophy #2 - Link
 * You might as well know how to argue properly.
 * Reproductive System, Part 2 - Male Reproductive System: Crash Course A&P #41 - Link
 * Erection
 * Three layers of erectile tissue

Digital Meat

 * Cinema 4D R19: New Features
 * Choke on (its) own nuts

Hunter Avalone

 * Dear Gay People - Link
 * Faggot

The Infographics Show

 * Why Did The Communist Regimes Fail In Eastern Europe - Link
 * Eastern Europe
 * The Horrible Life Of People In Soviet Gulags - Link
 * Gulag
 * The Iron Curtain

Internet Historian

 * The Failure of Dashcon | The world's first Tumblr convention - Link
 * A free extra hour in the ball pit

JasonCapital

 * Be A Dick - Link
 * Be a fucking dick

Larken Rose

 * Cops: Protectors or Predators? - Link
 * Deputy Doofus


 * Fuck The Republic - Link
 * Democratically Elected Constitutional Republic
 * Union Of Soviet Socialist Republics

Mark Sabine

 * Marmalade - Words of the World  - Link
 * Sexy


 * Fetish - Words of the World - Link
 * Fetish

Michael Rosen

 * Carrying the Elephant audio book
 * Wanked him off into a bucket


 * Cultures of Resistance Introduction - Link
 * Fucking crazy (x2)
 * Fuck course
 * It's fucking crazy


 * The Outing - Link
 * Penises (wouldn't be necessary )
 * Six (used as "sex")


 * Michael's Big Book of Bad Things - Part 2  - Link
 * Jewish people


 * No Breathing in Class - Link
 * Keel over and die.

Mike The Cop

 * How do cops catch speeders? - Link
 * Easy as getting an STD from your Tinder date
 * It's all about sines, cosines, and angles.

Shane Killian

 * Fake Neutrality - Link
 * Network engineering certification from Microsoft


 * How To Argue For Universal Healthcare - Link
 * Ride in on a white horse, and save us from the horrors of the free market.

Subrick

 * Nice Job Waking Me Up (AKA Pwnage Olympics Entry #2) - Link
 * Rape babies
 * Fuck you
 * Dipshit
 * Cunt

ThinkTank

 * 5 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Are Too Weird To Be Sexy - Link
 * Sexah Skunk!

Vice

 * The Truth About Furries: Fandom Not Fetish - Link
 * I have had sex with my tail and head.

Alpha Omega Sin

 * Facebook Buys Oculus Rift ... Wait what? - Link
 * Facialbook
 * Phil Fish is a Douche (A rant that's been long overdue) - Link
 * Bionic drill tipped dick
 * Douche nozzle ass motherfucker
 * Video Game Fanboy Rant (They Make Actual Gamers Look Dumb As Fuck) - Link
 * Useless, Brainless, Spineless, Fucking Mobile Sacks Of Flesh

The Angry Video Game Nerd

 * Big Rigs Over The Road Racing - Link
 * This is Awesome!
 * BIG MOTHERFUCKING!


 * Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout - Link
 * What a shitty-ass load of goddamn bullfuck!
 * Hong Kong 97 - Link
 * Herd of fucking ugly reds


 * The Power Glove - Link
 * Oh my god, what the fuck?


 * Schwarzenegger Games - Link
 * Sexual


 * Sega CD - Link
 * Giant (metal) dick with balls
 * Tiger Electronic Games
 * Fucking


 * Virtual Boy - Link
 * Asshole


 * Seaman - Link
 * Semen (x2)
 * Jizz
 * Splooge
 * Man-bazooka-juice
 * Porn site
 * Porn
 * Wet dream

Armake21

 * Armake21 vs. Action 52 - Link
 * Shit
 * You have to take the whole fuckin' unit apart!
 * Motherfucker, work
 * You asshole
 * Worst fucking game ever created
 * Step fucking one
 * WOULD YOU FUCKING LOAD!!!
 * The fuckin' block
 * Goddamn shred of damage
 * FUCK you up
 * OH SHIT A BLOCK
 * What the fuck?
 * BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT
 * Penis shaped objects
 * Suck a load of FUCKIN' COCK SACK
 * Ass backwards
 * Sucks ass
 * Piss on you
 * Fuck that song
 * No fucking reason
 * Brain hemorrhage
 * Pure lunacy
 * Broken ass jumping
 * The most sexual comment in the world
 * Fuck you bitch!
 * Way too fuckin' fast
 * Pedophile
 * A homosexual
 * Hand jobs
 * Fuckin' semi-truck
 * Congratufuckinglations
 * Shitty space shooter


 * Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Link
 * Piece of shit
 * No fuckin' music
 * What the fuck am I playin'?
 * Fucking hills


 * Ninjabread Man - Link
 * Holy shit
 * Fuckface
 * This game fucking SUCKS!

Bashurverse

 * Goodbye video - Link
 * 1) I'M FUCKING DONE!

Boogie2988

 * Fat Guy Destroys Xbox - Link
 * Fuuuuuccckkkk!
 * Ah Fuck!
 * God Dammit!
 * God Dammit!
 * Fuck!


 * Francis is MAD Xbox 360 ALWAYS ON REQUIREMENT - Link
 * ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
 * Fuck you


 * Francis Rages - Where's My Goddamned Mountain Dew - Link
 * Bitches

ABrandonToThePast

 * 107 Censored Pokemon Names (pretty much any of the censored nicknames can be used; here are those that have been used so far)
 * Anal
 * Anal sex
 * Ass
 * Blowjob
 * Cock
 * Cocksucker
 * Cumshot
 * Cunt
 * Fuck
 * Fucker
 * Penis
 * Rapist
 * Orgasm
 * Boner
 * Fuckface
 * Weed

cathala10

 * A Very Angry Kid on MW2 (MUST WATCH) - Link
 * WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
 * WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!
 * I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, AND KILL YOU!!!
 * Fuuuuck!
 * (Yelling)
 * Shut the fuck up
 * Oh my god...
 * Bitch!
 * Faggot

Chad Warden

 * Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 - Link
 * Sup, bitches!
 * Dildo (Deel-do)
 * Looks like a dildo
 * Gay niggas
 * PS-triple
 * Chad Warden
 * Uh, that ain't (cash)
 * That's just a figment of your imagini-nation, nigga

Classic Game Room

 * HEYZOOS RETURNS! Heyzoos the Coked-up Chicken is back. Robocop! - Link
 * I'm high on coke!

Dookieshed

 * Klefki Will F*** You Up
 * Really hard
 * Stole your bitch
 * Up your ass
 * You worthless shit-stain
 * Braviary is Patriotic as F***
 * Listen the fuck up!
 * Cradily Will F*** You Up
 * Motherfucking dicks
 * Acid
 * Bitch
 * What the fuck is that thing?
 * Harder than my dick is
 * Cock
 * Shithead
 * Shedinja is Scary as F*** - Link
 * Listen the fuck up for one cold dead second!
 * Fuck
 * Asshole
 * Too fucking bad
 * Get the hell outta here!
 * MEWTWO WILL F*** YOU UP - Link
 * Through your anus


 * DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE
 * You worthless sack of rhino dicks!
 * Get drunk as shit
 * Fuck your shit up!


 * MAGIKARP WILL FUCK YOU UP
 * Sweet mystical bouncing dragon tits!
 * Bitches
 * BEAT Will F*** You Up
 * Fucking dumbasses
 * Sexy as fuck
 * Beat off
 * Bitches
 * Fuck that
 * Motherfucker!
 * Nut-sucker!
 * BANETTE WILL FUCK YOU UP
 * Bitch!
 * Get right the fuck outta here!


 * PSYDUCK WILL FUCK YOU UP
 * Dildos
 * Raticate Will F*** You Up
 * Motherfucker
 * Fuck you!
 * Like a little bitch


 * SYLVEON WILL FUCK YOU
 * Dick-brain!
 * Fuck no!

DSPGaming

 * Motorstorm Apocalypse Online Gameplay Pt. 6 - Link
 * What an asshole

Extra Credits

 * Berlin Airlift: The Cold War Begins - Extra History - Link
 * Berlin Blockade
 * Blockaded the American, British, and French occupied sectors of Berlin.
 * Communist Puppet State In Germany
 * Send an armed convoy.
 * The Soviet controlled zone of East Germany
 * We stay in Berlin, Period!

Game Grumps

 * Super Mario 64: Trail of Tears (Part 50) - Link
 * Fuck this ass!
 * Fuck my ass!
 * Fuck it!
 * Fucking stupid bullshit
 * SON OF A BITCH!


 * Super Mario 64: The Bright Side (Part 60) - Link
 * Ohhhh my good, my ass is BLEEDING.


 * Katamari Damarcy: I See the Cosmos (Part 1) - Link
 * Hot
 * Wet
 * Tight


 * Pokemon FireRed: Team Rocket Hideout (Part 50) - Link
 * You fat fuck!
 * YOU DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY!
 * Shut up, you freeloadin' prick!


 * Super Mario Maker: The Fast and the Curious (Part 6) - Link
 * No! NO!
 * DON'T FUCKING JUMP AT ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
 * I'll fucking stab your parents!
 * I'll give you a fucking hernia!

Jerma985

 * TF2: Shoot 'Em in the Face, Shoot 'Em in the Bum - Link
 * (weird laugh)

JonTron

 * Dark Dungeons - Link
 * Dark underbelly of the role playing world


 * Nightshade: the Claws of HEUGH - Link
 * Fuck you!.....I AAAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!


 * Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Link
 * HOLY SHIT!
 * Goddamnit


 * Star Wars Kinect - Link
 * OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


 * Takeshi's Challenge - Link
 * Hoaaaah!

Markiplier

 * Amnesia: Rain Part 6 - Link
 * Meat in my mouth
 * I really, really love meat


 * FREDDY IS READY! Five Nights at Fuckboy's DRUNK Part 1 - Link
 * Why must I shit?
 * What?
 * Huh? What?
 * Ooohhhhh! (x3)
 * WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
 * What the hell?
 * I'm supposed to shit on the camera
 * (Laughing)
 * Ah, shit! (x2)
 * Goddamnit!
 * Shut up, Cranky!
 * Kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky Ku Klux Klan
 * This is going to suck BALLS.
 * Big robot balls
 * All day long


 * Penis Cloner - Link

OneyPlays

 * Oney Plays Flanders Killer 7 WITH FRIENDS - Link
 * I'm going to fucking kill you

The Pawt

 * like i give a fuck.avi - Link
 * Like I give a fuck

PewDiePie

 * BIG BREASTED GLASSES (Huniecam Studio Part 2) - Link
 * Big, bouncy boobies
 * The random stream where he dropped an N-bomb
 * What a fuckin' nigger

Reedster

 * Well Fuck - Link
 * Well fuck

ReviewTechUSA

 * Hackers Are Blackmailing PC Gamers With Ransomware - Link
 * Hackers

Rooster Teeth

 * Rage Quit - Ninja Gaiden 2 - Link
 * What the fuck just happened?
 * What the shit is even happening?


 * Rage Quit - Monopoly Streets - Link
 * What the fuck? (He got two doubles in a row?) Are you shittin' me?
 * Free shit


 * Rage Quit: The Impossible Game Level Pack: Level 2- Link
 * Go back to your fuckin' rock you live under, AND NEVER FUCKING COME OUT AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!
 * DAAAAAH, FUCK YOU!


 * Rage Quit: CoD: Black Ops (Rezurrection DLC) - Link
 * Dickface


 * Rage Quit: Trials: Evolution - Link
 * Get the fuck up there

Sammy Classic Sonic Fan

 * Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase - Link
 * THE SONIC FANBASE

Sanity Not Included

 * Girl on Xbox Live  - Link
 * I smell their dicks
 * Smell my dick
 * Girl
 * Let's touch penises

SomeOrdinaryGamers

 * THE LAUGHING ANTIVIRUS!?! - Virus Investigations 22 - Link
 * Big Dick Academy
 * Its trying to load hentai triple x dot com! Stop it!
 * Jizz Mouthwash, the ultimate cum drink
 * Staying Safe With Viruses! - Link
 * All in one awesome PC
 * Gaming Computer
 * Gaming Laptop

soundslikepizza

 * Drill Sargent Recruits Soldiers! - Link
 * Holy shit
 * Fuckin' (x4)
 * The fuck you say
 * Penis treatment
 * You fuckin' BEAN!
 * Shut up!
 * Ohh, Senor, you try to fuck me in the asshole
 * Oh shit
 * Oh fuck
 * Goddamn (x2)
 * You fuckin' derelict
 * You pussies (x2)
 * What the fuck are you doing?
 * WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER?
 * Right fuckin' here
 * What the fuck are you doin' here?
 * Shit
 * Ready to fuckin' go?
 * ..ohh, you fuckin' did it.
 * You fuckin' milkshakes
 * You dumbass BITCH!
 * Motherfucker
 * Fuckin' bitches
 * Get the fuck in!
 * Jesus fuck (x2)
 * You dumbass motherfucker!
 * Jesus Christ!
 * Were you fucking born in the 80s, motherfucker?
 * Oh well, fuck me then!
 * AY!
 * Fuck that guy
 * GET ABORTED, MOTHERFUCKER!
 * Hey, don't you fuckin' dare!
 * HOOOO (x3)
 * Holy fucking shit

The Sticky Paddle

 * Creepy Gaming - Tails Doll Explained - Link
 * Nothing more than a big, steaming, heaping, nutty brown pile of bullshit

Super Minecraft Kid

 * Scott Cawthon Rant
 * Niggers

wizwar100

 * Games I Hate: Bebe's Kids - [[//www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOJyox-kOw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOJyox-kOw] Link
 * This sucks the biggest ass since the Big Bang!

xAxiom

 * The Beautiful Songss of Moonbase Alpha - Link
 * DiaaaaaRHEEEEAAAAAA!

XKUNXEntertainment

 * Gamer Smashes Computer with Ultimate Samurai Sword in Ultimate Rage Quit - Link
 * Fuck

MrCreepyPasta

 * Rugrats Theory
 * Cocaine addiction
 * Gold Digging Whore

adlercast

 * Lily Allen Pt2 - I've Had Sex, I've Taken Drugs - Link
 * I've had sex

InfoWars

 * Alex Jones "Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay" - Link
 * THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!

LeafyIsHere

 * I Will Literally Give You the Blowjob of Your Dreams If You Vote Donald Trump
 * A blowjob


 * THE KEEMSTAR MENTAL BREAKDOWN (in Response to Keemstar and DramaAlert) - Link
 * A fucking loser


 * The Saddest Man on YouTube Finds Love
 * Getting that pussy


 * (unknown)
 * 1) Yo is this person fuckijng retarded?

Mister Metokur

 * Deviant's Episode 6 - Link
 * Fart Slave
 * Butt and Farting Slave
 * Butt Plug
 * The Hugbox Chronicles: Episode 7 - The Tism Storm - Link
 * Doodletones!

brutalmoose

 * Invisible Dad - Link
 * Dick

The Cinema Snob

 * Las Tortugas Pinjas - Link
 * In the ass

Cinematic Excrement

 * The Oogieloves and the Big Balloon Adventure - Link
 * Shoving my ass or crotch in someone's face

Emer Prevost

 * "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" Reaction & Review - Link
 * Fucking while still in costume

I Hate Everything

 * Trying to Watch: The [Not Disney] Collection
 * Cunt

Film Brain (Bad Movie Beatdown)

 * Good Luck Chuck
 * PEADOPHILE (pedophile in a thick British accent)

Juniorfan89

 * CoolNSexyRickz Rant (taken down)
 * WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT SHIT I JUST WATCHED?

Mike Mozart

 * Elmo FAIL TOY, Funny - Link
 * YEAHHH BOYYYYY!
 * FAIL TOYs Board Game "Cape Horn" - Link
 * Cape Horn (sounds like "Gay porn")

TheMysteriousMrEnter

 * Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [?????????] - Link
 * I will kill you. With this fork.
 * Well, fuck them up the ass with a garden rake.


 * Animated Atrocities #56: "Staring at the Future" [Teen Titans Go!] - Link
 * A pegasister
 * I don't fucking care
 * Alright, what the fuck
 * Piss
 * Oh fuck you! No seriously, fuck you to hell and back!
 * Shit on it
 * Dicks


 * Animated Atrocities #65: "Is This Cute?" [Planet Sheen] - Link
 * All the drugs
 * All the fucking drugs

Nostalgia Critic

 * AVGN Wizard Rant  - Link
 * You...dirty...stuck-up...sadistic...shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!


 * Jungle 2 Jungle  - Link
 * That, is fucking nasty.


 * The Room - Link
 * That's not funny, you sick fuck


 * The Wizard - Link
 * HOLY FUCKING SHIT!


 * Batman and Robin - Link
 * No Fucking shit!


 * Doug's 1st Movie - Link
 * YOU ARE ON METH!
 * DUMBASS


 * Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Link
 * Semen
 * Fuckin' batshit crazy
 * Scare the shit out of me


 * The Care Bears Movie - Link
 * TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
 * Cool as Ice
 * Five pages of the Kama Sutra


 * Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue - Link
 * Scuzzi?

The Rageaholic

 * Music Mythos: Michael Jackson - Link
 * Juvenile son’s anal virginity
 * FUCKING 9/11!

supergodzilla12

 * 1) Wassup motherfuckas!
 * 2) Orgy

Todd in the Shadows

 * Blank Space - Link
 * Bullshit!


 * Dear Future Husband - Link
 * ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
 * Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game - Link
 * As soon as you turn that camera off I'm beating the shit out of you!
 * Sexy and I Know it - Link
 * The entire planet detonated in a fiery ball of doom instantly rendering the entirety of the human race permanently extinct!

Voice of Reason

 * Top 6 Friendship is Witchcraft Review Mistakes - Link
 * A dickhead

YouTube Poop News

 * A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings - Link
 * What up, my nigg-re-loids?


 * A Horse is a Source, of Course, of Course - Link
 * Fuck a white (insert)

03bgood

 * Favorites Glitch, WTF?
 * What the fuck?
 * You motherfuckers

AutisticPon5 IGUA VGUA RenSeeksHelp YES StevenUniverseNO

 * MLP Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks Review - Link
 * RedTube and PornHub
 * Damn right
 * In
 * Jerk off
 * Lesbian orgy
 * Racist inbreeder
 * What the hell do you think you're doin'?
 * (masturbation noises)

CackleMyGladdis

 * You Fucking Cunt Part 2 - Link
 * You fucking cunt

D Reezy Reddick

 * Dissing Kermit the Frog - Link
 * Goddamn motherfucking (x2) (heiffer???)-ass son of a goddamn bitch!
 * Jesus take the wheel!
 * I swear to goddamn God!

EatDatPussy445

 * Eagles Release Marcus Smith Thank God - Link
 * Well it's about motherfuckin' time!


 * My left leg has went totally numb - Link
 * Good evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.


 * '(unknown video[s])'
 * Oh my fucking god man
 * You're a fat virgin motherfuckin no pussy gettin ass!
 * You faggotass bitch

ELPRESADOR

 * If You're a Cocksucker (taken down along with his whole channel)
 * Cocksucker

Eric Douglace

 * Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - Link
 * All you freaks, you metal loving fuckheads

Genesis Wolf

 * Fursuit Dance Videos have crappy music - Link
 * Fursuit

idubbbz

 * Content Cop: Tana Mongeau - Link
 * Ohhhh my fucking GOD.


 * Content Cop: Amateur Food Reviewers - Link
 * What are you, fucking gay?


 * Content Cop: Keemstar - Link
 * Cunt

Jenna Marbles

 * Sluts On Halloween - Link
 * Calm the fuck down!

Jessi Slaughter

 * You dun goofed (part 1) 
 * Well guess what, my daughter is not lying, and I'm not gonna put up with any of you people's crap anymore. If you don't got something nice to say about my daughter, then keep your mouth shut and any more of your comments you put on there, I'm recording them all, and they are being sent to the police department, and guess what, your emails will be caught, and will be found, and whoever said you're gonna beat my daughter up, you will have to deal with the police, cause ya dun goofed!
 * You dun goofed (part 2) - Link
 * YOU BUNCH OF LYING NO GOOD PUNKS, AND I KNOW WHO ITS COMING FROM, BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT. AND I KNOW WHO'S EMAILING AND WHO'S DOING IT. AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE. SO YOU BETTER NOT WRITE ONE MORE THING, OR SCREW WITH MY COMPUTER AGAIN, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. AND IF YOU COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER, GUESS WHAT! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, YOU LYING BUNCH OF PRICKS.

karmastar312

 * FUCK RICK ROLL'D I WANT MY ANIME! - Link
 * Fucking bitch
 * What the fuck?
 * SUCK MAH DICK!

Keemstar

 * Alex is a Stupid Nigger
 * Fucking righteous fucking nigger
 * You fucking nigger
 * Stupid nigger
 * Bitch
 * Keemstar Vs Ranger Joe (Rocket League) - Link
 * (rocking back three times before screaming loudly)

MrBlackDarkness666

 * The Life of a Goth - Link
 * Bitches

MrFlipperInvader782

 * ILoveKimPossibleALot SUCKS! - Link
 * Dickhead
 * Cunt

MyLifeAsEva

 * Literally My Life - Link
 * Literally my life (x2)

Rachel Tatarchuk

 * What a Pile of Shit - Link
 * Pile of shit

sexsleepandshrooms

 * Inside a Whorehouse - Link
 * Whorehouse

SrPelo

 * Pelo Talks - Don't Touch [English Audio] - Link
 * Yo n*gga, wassup n*gga?

24thPowerProductions
Sailor Mouth dub - Link Your Shoe's Untied dub - Link Chocolate With Nuts dub Greasy Buffoons dub Dying for Pie dub Krusty Krab Training Video dub Rock Bottom dub
 * 1) Wassup, pussy-ass niggas?
 * 2) Get your asses over here!
 * 3) What the fuck?
 * 4) Fire weed
 * 5) Performed bestiality
 * 6) (distorted laughing)
 * 7) Dude, change your fucking tampon or some shit, you're going fucking crazy.
 * 8) Speeeerrrrmmmm
 * 9) Fuck this shit (x3)
 * 10) Wheee!
 * 11) That's a fucking lie!
 * 12) That is e-fucking-nough, you're going to hell!
 * 13) Gaymates
 * Oh, shit!
 * 1) In your fucking EYYYEEESSS!
 * 2) Holy fucking shit
 * 3) (whispered) Shiiiit
 * 4) Holy Mongol-fuck!
 * 5) Prostitutes
 * 6) Greetings, young and horny customers!
 * 7) My girlfriend's ass
 * 8) Hey bitch get the fuck back here!
 * 9) You fucking big-ass fuck bag!
 * 10) You fuckin' suck at this damn game!
 * 11) The best drug dealer in the fucking whole world
 * 12) Bang a bitch
 * 13) Dildos
 * 14) Escalators
 * 15) (gasp)
 * 16) Get the fuck outta my house!
 * 17) Hey faggot.
 * Hey, faggots! How the motherfuck are ya?
 * 1) Shiiiit (whispered)
 * 2) Your mother's pussy
 * 3) Yeah, bitch, you got a problem with that shit?
 * 1) Change your tampon, damn!
 * Aw, fuck it all to hell!
 * 1) Cheeseburgers
 * 2) I oughta make you eat my dick for this!
 * 3) (distorted scream)
 * 4) Patrick, go to hell and die!
 * 5) Going to hell
 * 6) Holy shit, I gotta get the fuck outta here!
 * 7) Seeya dickhead!
 * 8) That's it. I'm out. SCREW this!
 * 9) Skeet-knocker
 * 10) (boing, fart)
 * 11) Get ready
 * 12) Time to fuck
 * 13) Coming
 * 14) Shit
 * 15) I think my heart just stopped
 * 16) Faggot
 * 17) Fucking your mom
 * 1) So stupid, that it's funny
 * 2) Porno
 * 3) Bang a bitch (x2)
 * 4) We fuck bitches up their ass
 * 1) Whoa, chill out, man!
 * 2) Whoa!
 * Hey, that cured me from my hangover!
 * 1) WHAT… THE… FUCK?!?
 * 1) Well, here you go
 * 2) Kill him
 * 1) Uh... uh...
 * 1) Holy shit!
 * Oh, I'm grandpa, oh I'm old!

Jellyfish Hunter dub
 * 1) Take a shit
 * 2) That thing's gonna fucking kill your ass

adam02
Why Kevin Moore Left Dream Theater - Link
 * 1) A fucked-up bitch

BarnesForLife
DORA GETS ROBBED! - Link
 * Oh, shit!
 * 1) This shit mine now!
 * 2) Look at that shit.

Brock Baker (McGoiter)
Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock's Dub) - Link Jack Black Says "What the F#@k" 11 Different Ways (Brock Baker)
 * 1) Stop
 * 2) Get the fuck over here!
 * 3) Yeah.
 * 1) What the fuck? (x9)
 * 2) Fuck the WHAT?!

Chav Pingu
Drug Delivery - Link
 * 1) Drugs
 * 2) What a fucking dickhead
 * 3) Knobhead
 * 4) What the fuck?

Dragon Ball Z Abridged
The Return of Raditz - Link
 * 1) (maniacal laughter)
 * Episode 19' - Link
 * 1) Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this freaky stuff happen to me?

Dumbez
Bear in the Big Blue House Dubbed - Link
 * 1) Sex shack
 * 2) Buttcrack
 * 3) Dildos
 * 4) I was just masturbating
 * 5) Why do you think I was masturbating?

Bear and the Big Blue House Dubbed 2 - Link
 * 1) I'm gonna rape ya
 * 2) Up the butt!
 * 3) Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's gay

FauxMccloud
Hey Arnold - Grandpa Has a Stroke
 * 1) Fatass
 * 2) Piece of shit
 * 3) Shit myself
 * 4) Oh you fucking will you big-lipped bitch
 * 5) Fuck
 * 6) Get the fuck outta here!

Greenday12688
Grandma's Kisses Dub - Link Ripped Pants Dub (A Day At The Beach) - Link The Fry Cook Games Dub - Link Hey Arrnold! - Link
 * 1) You faggot
 * 2) Fuckin' deal with it! Fuckin'...bitch!
 * 3) In my asshole
 * 4) All those bitches down at the club!
 * 5) YEEAAAAH!
 * 6) Titties!
 * 7) A really huge dick
 * Oh, yeah...
 * 1) Grandma's asscheeks
 * 2) Saggy titties!
 * 3) DAAH!
 * 4) BAAH!
 * 5) When I poop it makes me feel good
 * 6) Black people
 * 7) You slutbag!
 * 8) I got a boner! (or just "I am a boner!")
 * 9) Do da do ba, do da do ba, do de do de do de de do.
 * 10) My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg
 * 11) Sucked my wiener
 * 12) Butthole
 * 13) WHOOOO!
 * 14) My dick
 * 15) Fucking floppy fish
 * 16) You're a fucking ass-bang, you fucking shithead!
 * 17) Fuck YOU!
 * 18) Fucking asshole
 * Hey, fuck you, asshole!
 * 1) You retard
 * 2) You fuckface
 * 3) (Weird laughing)
 * 4) I jerk off all day!
 * 5) Right now
 * 6) (SpongeBob runs out crying)
 * 7) Cockass
 * 8) Show me your tits!
 * 9) Speaking of titties
 * 10) Shit my pants
 * Oh, yeah, baby, I'd hit that shit
 * 1) Her (here mispronunced)
 * 2) (SpongeBob & Patrick): Pubic hair
 * 3) Show me them titties
 * 4) Alec Baldwin's an asshole
 * 5) Urinate all over my tits!
 * 6) You're disgusting fuckbag
 * 7) My titty
 * 8) You fuck
 * 9) Suck
 * Oh, fuck
 * 1) What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?
 * 2) Fuckin' hat Patrick
 * 3) Now gimme some assless chapless you fuckface
 * 4) Tits
 * 5) A raunchy old woman
 * 6) A dirty bitch
 * 7) You're a gay fat starfish
 * 8) Look at you!
 * 9) Keanu Reeves
 * 10) The matrix
 * 1) You faggot
 * 2) How about that, bitch?
 * 3) FUUUCK, I wanna do it right away.
 * 4) BIG TITS!
 * 5) (laughing)
 * 6) Ballsack (x2)
 * 7) Handjob
 * 8) Fucking
 * 9) A ballsack
 * 10) Bitch
 * 11) Eat my butt
 * 12) It’s a wonderful day for a handjob, you bitch!
 * Ah, fuck me.
 * Oh, my god, this is so heavy!
 * 1) Shit on my dick
 * 2) How 'bout a handjob?
 * 3) Fuck you
 * 4) You fuckin' Hamburgular
 * 5) Skank
 * 6) Handjob, bitch!
 * 7) (scream)
 * 8) Yo bitch, represent THIS shit.
 * 9) Alright, fuckface.
 * 1) (Weird grunt)
 * 2) Dude, he has the biggest shaft in the whole world!
 * 3) Rub my dick in
 * 4) Steven
 * 5) Boobs
 * 6) Asscheeks
 * 7) Fuck! (x2)
 * 8) You bitchass motherfucker
 * Hey, yo, eat this shit
 * 1) Like a faggot
 * 2) Motherfuckin'
 * 3) Oh yeah, baby!
 * 4) Handjob
 * 5) Rub your sack in my butt-cleavage!
 * 6) (Take out) that big lobster wang and put butter on it
 * 7) Fucking suck it
 * 8) This
 * 9) I want...that....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! (last word is often used as a plain scream due to how gutteral it is
 * 1) Ballsack
 * 2) Black dick
 * 3) Hump my butt and call me Sally, bitch!
 * 4) Yeah.
 * 5) This fart reeks ass

guitarbitch09
Spongebob's Sex Box II - Link


 * Oh, you son a of bitch!
 * 1) (Farting noise)
 * 2) (Laughing)
 * 3) Well, suck me sideways.

Hellsing Ultimate Abriged
Psych, Hitler - Link
 * 1) Ohhh fuck the hell YES.

Hotel Mario dubbed by original voice actor

 * 1) Spaghetti Sauce
 * 2) This is eh, kinda fucked up here

Jabo0odyDubs
Zorbees Dub - Link Adult Baby Dub - Link Loudmouth Leo Dub - Link
 * 1) Fuck, the kids are making a MESS!
 * 2) Jizz stains
 * 3) My shit doesn't smell like shit, smells fuckin' good
 * 4) (Long grunt)
 * 5) Cut that shit out
 * 6) Piece a' SHIT!
 * 1) Get that shit outta my face
 * 1) Fucked
 * 2) Please don't touch me

kasaanTv
SpongeBob in the Hood (various episodes) - Link
 * 1) What the fuck?
 * 2) Lesbian
 * 3) Oh god damn! Those are the biggest nipples I ever seen!

mostoffensivevideo.com
It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan, Charlie Brown! - Link Beware the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown! - Link '''It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown! '''- Link It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown! Jackie Robinson was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown! Suck My Big, Black Ass, Charlie Brown! A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
 * 1) Suck my dick, bitch!
 * 2) Ramadan
 * 3) Converting to Islam
 * 4) I just gave you herpes!
 * 1) Ass virginity
 * 2) Your (always used in tandem with the same video's "ass virginity" sound)
 * 3) Gonorrhea
 * 4) You goddamn retard!
 * 5) That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard!
 * 6) Vaginal bla-obla-oblagaytah!
 * 7) I'm stupid
 * 8) My period
 * 9) Paternal Cool Whip
 * 10) You motherfuckin' nigga!
 * 11) These niggas
 * 12) If I was anything but black, I'd be shitting Ovaltine right now!
 * 13) Black
 * 14) Nignoramus
 * 15) I smell like shit
 * 16) Back that ass up
 * 17) Ugh! There's shit in here!
 * 18) Stick my used tampon up your left nostril and kick you in the back of the head until it comes out your mouth
 * 19) So you can have the money to buy yourself a hamburger at Checkers
 * 1) What the fuck you say?
 * 2) Bitch
 * 3) Nigga, what?
 * 4) Fuck you (x3)
 * 5) Yo Mama
 * 6) Abracadabra, fagnut
 * 7) Check this shit out!
 * 8) WHAT?!
 * 9) Aw motherfuckin' shit
 * 10) Muddafucka (x2)
 * 11) Nigga (x2)
 * 12) Niggalicious
 * 13) Golden showers
 * 14) Crack rocks
 * 15) I oughta whoop your ass you motherfuckin' retard
 * 16) Shit
 * 17) A retard
 * 18) Don't oppress me for being retarded, fuckface
 * Oh, shit!
 * 1) Who dat is?
 * 2) Get fucked up
 * 3) Motherfuckers
 * 4) Where all the white bitches at?
 * 1) Bitches (x2)
 * 2) A plethora of hoes for me to practice my dickupuncture skills with
 * 3) What the fuck?!
 * 4) A bevy of hoes to stick my meat thermometer in
 * 5) Motherfuckin' potato
 * 1) In the immortal words of Willie Dynamite, I'd rather rape a watermelon!
 * 2) This looks like an amusement park for autistic children!
 * 1) And a big fat dick to stick in your big fat ass!
 * 2) You fucked up motherfucker!
 * 3) Syphyllis, chlamydia, herpes
 * 4) Fuck them white bitches!
 * 5) You Jew-banger!
 * 1) (babbling)

MrDubWorld
'''Cartoon Thugs Ep. 3'''
 * 1) Faggots
 * 2) Fucker

Naruto Abridged
Episode 2 - Link Episode 18 - Link
 * 1) That doesn't make any sense
 * 2) Softcore porn
 * 3) Flat-chest
 * 4) Because you touch yourself at night
 * 5) Naked
 * 6) EWWWWW!
 * 1) Boobs

R0FLKN1F3
Spongebob The Porn Shop - Link
 * 1) Anal lube (x3)
 * 2) Porn (x4)
 * 3) Squidward's dick (x3)
 * 4) Porn star (x4)
 * 5) Strap-ons
 * 6) It's fucking awesome!
 * 7) Vibrator (x2)
 * 8) What the fuck just happened?
 * 9) Women

RasterOfMandomness
Ctrl Alt Del Dub - Link
 * 1) How the fuck do you have no idea how much this is, dumbass?
 * 2) People who aren't five year old dumpster babies
 * 3) Now get the fuck outta my face, you smell like Doritos and Mountain Dew
 * 4) YOU'RE FIRED, FUCKFACE-UH!

Rbelluso
Shamwow Dub Parody - Scamnow - Link
 * 1) It's fucking retarded
 * 2) Menstrual chunks
 * 3) Jizz
 * 4) Dog semen

Yu-Gi-Oh!: the Abridged Series
They Saved Tristan's Brain - Link She Blinded Me with Card Games - Link The Plot Thinnens - Link
 * 1) Did I just watch a snuff film?
 * 1) Pornography
 * 1) It's RAPING time!

Alex Sorkin
The Nutshack Theme but There's Another Surprise at 0:10 - Link
 * 1) OH MY GOD, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.
 * 2) Fuckin' loser...

AlvinYTP
Grover Teaches YTP - Link
 * 1) Shit

CaptainOhYeah
Bubble Buddy Slaughters His Victims Without Pity or Remorse - Link
 * 1) Penis

CraazyCat13
Robotnik and His Game Boy - Link
 * 1) Shut the fuck up

KroboProductions
Freddy Ruins Sam's Life - Link Steven Jewniverse 3: Threeven Jewniverse
 * 1) Penis
 * 2) Suck my cock
 * 3) Niggers
 * 1) That went south real quick
 * 2) That shit is nasty

MoBrosStudios
YouTube Poop Tutorial - [ [//www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1v6gLMAKek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1v6gLMAKek] Link]
 * 1) AIDS

QuibbyJibby
The Lost Poops of QuibbyJibby - Link
 * 1) I'm going to ram my massive (dinosaur) penis so far into your tiny little rectum
 * 2) Excrement

SliceMeLikeThis
Freddie Bangs iCarly - Link SpongeBob, Gay Krabs, and Johnny Depp - Link Sarah Palin - Link
 * 1) Dick (x8)
 * 1) Cock
 * 1) Fuck my ass

tomservo3
A Town Called WHAT - Link
 * 1) Penis

WTLNetwork
WTL Swear Pack - Link
 * 1) Arse
 * 2) Blowjob
 * 3) Bollocks
 * 4) Came
 * 5) Cum
 * 6) Cunt
 * 7) Dick
 * 8) Drugs
 * 9) Fuck (x2)
 * 10) Fucking (x2)
 * 11) Fucked
 * 12) Fuck you (x2)
 * 13) Full
 * 14) Gay
 * 15) Hard
 * 16) Johnny
 * 17) Masturbate
 * 18) Masturbation
 * 19) OOOOH SH(BLEEP)
 * 20) Penis
 * 21) Rape
 * Scream*
 * 1) Semen
 * 2) Shit
 * 3) Take her from behind
 * 4) Twat
 * 5) Vagina
 * 6) Wanking
 * 7) Whore
 * 1) Whore

YFRWK

 * KFC
 * 1) Grape soda
 * 2) Dodge Charger

Miscellaneous YouTube Videos
Norm Gets Mad At All The Haters On YouTube, Biggest Freakout Ever - Link Mario Sex Education - Link
 * 1) Fuck you
 * 2) Fat ass
 * Gay
 * 1) Dumb ass
 * 2) Fuck
 * 1) Hello Mario
 * 2) AIDS (x2)
 * 3) Sexual intercourse (x2)
 * 4) Penis and testicleF
 * 5) Sperm
 * 6) Teen pregnancy
 * 7) A condom (x2)
 * 8) STD's (x2)
 * 9) Pregnancy
 * 10) Genitalia
 * 11) Penis
 * 12) Pubic hair
 * Yes

Some Guy Who Yells at Some Cats - Link A Town Called Dildo - Link AOL Commercial Parody - Link
 * 1) Get the fuck down!
 * 2) Fucking jump!
 * 3) You fucking pussy!
 * 4) What the fuck are you looking at?!
 * 5) Don't fucking run away from me!
 * 6) I'll end you!
 * 7) You son of a bitch!
 * 8) Don't fucking go in my closet!
 * 9) Get the fuck outside!
 * 10) YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
 * 11) I'm going to rape you!
 * 12) Fuck you!
 * 13) Don't fucking stare at me!
 * 14) Bitch!
 * 15) Where'd you fucking go?
 * 16) You fucking bitch!
 * RUN, FUCKING RUN!
 * 1) Dildo
 * 2) An artificial penis
 * 3) Dildo's
 * 1) Dickhead
 * 2) A veneral disease

IED, Iraq's Largest IED - Link
 * 1) Holy fucking shit!

The Wrath of Rog - Link
 * 1) Off the face of this continent, you little (insert)
 * 2) Think again, fucker

Sexual Harrasment in the Workplace - Link
 * 1) You've got a fat cock
 * 2) I've got a fat cock
 * 3) We should rub our fat cocks together
 * 4) Two fat cocks
 * 5) Sexual harassment
 * 6) I could go for a power fuck right about now
 * 7) Smells like vagina in here
 * 8) Smells like fresh vagina in here
 * 9) My vagina

The Many Deaths of Barney (original taken down, link is to a reuploaded excerpt) Link
 * Die, you commie fucker!

Chinese Man Calls Black Woman a Bitch - Link
 * 1) Fuck you too, bitch!
 * 2) Kiss my ass, bitch motherfucker!

Please Give Me Coke - Link '''Eddy Wally "Wow!" Meme'''
 * 1) Cock
 * 1) Wow!

Sound Effect
Punch Sound Effect - Link Farting Sound Effect - Link Evil Laugh Sound Effect - Link Cartoon Scream (Mel Blanc stock recording) Link Windows 95 tada.wav Windows XP tada.wav
 * 1) (Punch Landing in x16)
 * 1) (short fart)
 * 2) (long fart)
 * 1) (Evil Laughing)
 * 1) AAAAAAHHH!!!
 * 1) (fanfare)
 * 1) (fanfare)

Source sound library

 * 1) (punch and grunt noise)

Atomic Bomberman

 * Unused swearing voice clips - Link
 * My ass
 * My ass is killing me
 * Awww shit!
 * Yo ass is grass!
 * Talk to the fist, 'cause the face is pissed!
 * Shit!
 * Oh my ass!
 * Ooohh, my ass!
 * Oh, my ASS!
 * Aw shit, not again!
 * You're fucked!
 * That's right there, tits!
 * C'mon, bitch!
 * C'mon, beeyutch!
 * Fuck me
 * Fuck
 * I'll break your fucking head with a ratchet!
 * I'll bust your ass
 * Shiiiiit!
 * Sheeeeut!

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

 * 1) HELL FUCKING YES! - Link

Bioshock 2

 * Splicer voicelips - Link
 * Fucking sodomites

Blue Dragon
Eternity - Link
 * 1) Eternity

Brutal Legend

 * 1) Ya stupid, mother, fucking, piece of shit! - Link
 * Metalocalypse Promo - Link
 * No fucking way, dude.

Conker: Live and Reloaded
The Great Mighty Poo - Link
 * 1) Throw my shit at you

Conker's Bad Fur Day
Surgeon Tediz dialogue scene - Link The Great Mighty Poo - Link
 * 1) What the f*bleep*?
 * 1) Throw my shit at you
 * 2) Ram it up my butt

Crazy Taxi

 * 1) (man screaming) Link

Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3

 * 1) (Goku's enraged scream while performing his Hyper Mode)

Dynasty Warriors 3

 * 1) You flaming idiots!

Fallout 3

 * Lug Nut Mission - Link
 * Naughty Nightwear

Grand Theft Auto IV

 * 1) Hey fuckface
 * 2) Fucking pussy
 * 3) You dumb fucker
 * 4) You're gonna fucking die
 * 5) You fuckeeeeer!
 * Niko Bellic Voice - Link
 * Asshole!
 * Fuck you!
 * Go fuck yourself

Grand Theft Auto V

 * 1) Awwwww, shit.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

 * Running Dog - Link
 * Asshole


 * Pedestrian Quotes
 * Ya idiot shithead!
 * Pile of shit

Half-Life 2

 * 1) (crunch and grunt noise)
 * 2) GET. THE HELL. OUTTA HERE! - Link
 * 3) (screaming)

Heroes of Newerth

 * Jeraziah
 * 1) (Your time has) come!

Hotel Mario - Link

 * 1) (evil laughter)
 * 2) Look!
 * 3) No...
 * 4) You gotta help us!
 * Eh, Luigi? (gay Luigi)
 * 1) Get the hint?

Huniecam Studio

 * Lillan dialouge - Link
 * Fuck my life

I.M. Meen

 * 1) In 100 years!

Kid Pix

 * 1) Wooow!
 * Oh, no!
 * 1) Ohhhh, noooooo!

Kingdom of Paradise

 * 1) WHAT? You bitch!

Link: The Faces of Evil - Link

 * 1) Or else you will die!
 * 2) BURN!
 * 3) Go and kill!
 * 4) Fire
 * 5) Bombs
 * 6) You want it?
 * 7) Boobies (from rubies)
 * 8) Squadalaa
 * For
 * 1) Here

Mortal Kombat

 * Scorpion's Spear attack
 * Get over here!

Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks
Scorpion's Spear attack (when striking opponent three times consecutively)
 * Get over here, bitch!
 * Get the fuck over here!

Mortal Kombat (2011)

 * Scorpion's Spear attack (clip originates from Mortal Kombat 4)
 * Get over here!

Roblox

 * Death sound - Link
 * (grunt of pain)

Saints Row

 * 1) You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we're both full of surprises. - Link

Sega Rally 2

 * Game Over screen - Link
 * Game over, yeaaaah!

Shadows of the Damned

 * Enlarge Your Johnson - Link
 * Boner

The Simpsons: Hit and Run

 * Weapons of Mass Deliquency -Link
 * Oh, hell yeah!


 * Pedestrian Dialogue
 * Hey, getta your face out of my face!

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 - Link

 * Yes

Sonic Unleashed - Link

 * 1) (Werehog Sonic's fall scream)

Star Fox 64

 * 1) You're the only hope for our (insert)

Street Fighter II

 * 1) You lose

Street Fighter III: Third Strike
Urien soundclips
 * 1) Crush
 * 2) Kill
 * 3) Destroy

Team Fortress 2

 * Meet the Spy - Link
 * Pornography
 * Your mother
 * Meet the Medic
 * I have no idea


 * Painis Cupcake - Link
 * I am Painis Cupcake


 * nope.avi - Link
 * Nope


 * Demoman Taunts - Link
 * Ka-BOOM!


 * Heavy quotes - Link
 * You are DEAD.

Total Distortion

 * Game over screen (You Are Dead) - Link
 * You are dead! Dead, dead!

Unreal Tournament

 * 1) (Echoing): Holy shit. Link

The Wacky World of Minature Golf

 * Ow

Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
Link
 * 1) YOU MUST DIE! - Link
 * 2) (This is illegal you) [k]no[w]
 * 3) Penetrate
 * 4) Dinner
 * 5) Ship (used as shit)
 * 6) YOU'VE KILLED ME!
 * 7) GOOD.
 * 8) I know
 * 9) Slaves

Ayds

 * Ayds Diet Candy - Link
 * AIDS

Big Bill Hell's Cars

 * Big Bill Hell's Cars (Fake commercial)- Link
 * Fuck you
 * You can kiss my ass!
 * You're such a stupid motherfucker
 * Bullshit
 * Shove it up your ugly ass
 * You're fucked six way to Sunday
 * Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
 * Fuck off
 * Hurry up, asshole!
 * Or you're a dead motherfucker!
 * Go to hell!
 * Sons a bitches

Burger King

 * SpongeBob Got Back - Link
 * Baby

Call of Duty

 * Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II Banned Commercial - Link
 * Penetration

Cards Against Humanity

 * Bigger Blacker Box Promo
 * Bigger, blacker (b)ox

Chrysler

 * Dr. Z Radio ad
 * It's a German thing. You wouldn't understand.

Converse Shoes

 * Converse Shoes: Lupo's Nightmare - [V Link]
 * I GONNA DIIIEEEE-EY-IIIE!

Dairy Queen

 * Dairy Queen Grill Burger Ballad - Link
 * Shove it in your mouth

End the Word

 * Spread the Word to End the Word "Not Acceptable" PSA  - Link
 * It's not acceptable to call me a nigger.

Five Gum

 * How it feels to chew five gum - Link
 * Stimulate

Freddy Freaker

 * Freddy Freaker Commercial - Link
 * Call Now!
 * (blood-curdling scream)

Halloween Express

 * Sexy Halloween Costumes - Link
 * Big Bad Wolf
 * Sexy Red Ridding Hood Costume

Kaboom

 * Billy Mays Blooper Reel- Link
 * You shittin' me?

Love's

 * Baby Soft
 * Sexy

Mozilla

 * Mozilla Firefox "Whee"  - Link
 * Wheeeeeeee! (giggle) Wheeeee!

Old Spice

 * Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "This One Does, Dummy" - Link
 * WHAT?
 * Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "Powerful as Me" - Link
 * EXPLOOOOOOSIOOOOON!

Partnership for a Drug-Free America

 * Meth Song -[ [//www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtLHKtNOcS8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtLHKtNOcS8] Link]
 * Meth

Pepto Bismol

 * Line Up - Link
 * Diarrhea

Slap Chop

 * Vince Offer with Slap Chop  - Link
 * You're gonna love my nuts.

Stanley Steemer

 * 1) Steamer

Staples

 * Staples "That's a Low Price" - Link
 * Wow!
 * That's

State Farm

 * State of Unrest (Jake from State Farm) - Link
 * Who are you talking to at 3 in the morning? WHO IS THIS?

Trojan

 * Magnum Condoms (fake commercial by BK90292) - Link
 * Condoms

Viagra

 * Hot Spot - Link
 * Viagra

Volvic

 * Volvic Mineral Water "George the Volcano" ad  - Link
 * Come (used as "cum")

Wacky Packages

 * Baby Bottle Poop - Link
 * I'M OUTRAGED!

Wunder Boner

 * Wunder Boner - Link
 * Boner

Winnebago

 * Winnebago Man - Link
 * What the fuck is this thing?
 * Fuck's sake
 * Shit! (x3)
 * Gotta do it again right now!
 * Oh, fuck!
 * Fuck! (x4)
 * Don't slam the fuckin' door.
 * Bullshit!
 * Goddamn jackass!
 * Goddamn son of a bitch!
 * Motherfucker

Yandy

 * Sexy Wolf Costume - Link
 * Extra furry wolf

Bonzikill Virus

 * Fucked up on acid

Lindsey Lohan Voicemail Prank - Link

 * 1) I love gay porn! I'm watching gay porn right now! I hate my job because I love gay porn!

Microsoft Sam Voice TTS

 * Jacking off to gay porn

Pearl-Likes-Pi (McKenzie Atwood's Tumblr)
Rose's Scabbard dub - Link
 * 1) Totally fucking everyone up

Unknown Musical Artist
I Like Lots and Lots of Poop
 * 1) In your pants

Lou Reads the Internet
mytinydick.net - Link
 * 1) Hey guys. I have a very small penis.

WTF with Marc Maron
Tom Kenny Tells Marc Maron the Origin of SpongeBob's Voice' -
 * 1) This is the only time of the year...you kniw if it wasn't for the Christmas shit. I WOULDN'T. FUCKING WORK. This is the only time of the year I fucking work, it pisses me off! It's like, you know, I'm glad to have it, knock on wood, but motherfucker....

Pornhub

 * Pool Farts Compilation - Link: ph5a9c4563d514d
 * (*Bubbly Farts*)
 * Sexy Hot Furry Sex - Link: ph5affcca544769
 * (*Kinky Growling*)

Ultimate TYP Soundboard
Link
 * 1) Do you remember when I auditioned for 2 Girls 1 Cup

Vine

 * Bitch WTF!? - Link
 * Fuck


 * Kid Says Pussy - Link
 * Pussy


 * Mom Do You Swallow - Link
 * Swallow

A55Films
The Power of Viagra - Link
 * 1) The power... of Viagra

J.G. Quintel
2 in the AM PM - Link
 * 1) Acid
 * 2) Fuck off!
 * 3) Right fuckin' now!
 * 4) What the fuck is wrong with you?
 * 5) Fuck

9/11 First Impact - Link

 * 1) It was 8:46 in the morning
 * 2) Holy shit!

Bill Clinton

 * 1) I did not have sexual relations with that woman - Link

Fred Phelps
Link
 * 1) Rape you up the butt! (x2)
 * 2) Masturbating!
 * 3) SHUT THE HELL UP!
 * 4) You lying piece of shit
 * 5) Rectal blood
 * 6) Good evening, godless sodomites
 * 7) Tellin' the truth about fags
 * 8) Is doomed and cursed by God
 * 9) About 1,153 pieces
 * 10) The Church of the Holy Pedophiles
 * 11) Urinating on each other to get their jollies
 * 12) Sodomite feces
 * 13) Sodomite semen
 * 14) Sodomite whorehouse

Seattle Mariners Baseball Pitcher Meltdown Blowup
-Link
 * 1) Motherfucking
 * 2) You motherfuckers!
 * 3) You cocksucking motherfuckers!

Sony PlayStation 3 E3 Reveal

 * 1) 599 US dollars

Uncatagorized

 * Al Jourgensen 1995 Interview
 * Fucked up


 * Hitmen for Hire - Link
 * FOUR FREAKING MONTHS!
 * I'm gonna pull out a goddamn shitgun, and blow your damn head off! Do you understand? YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP?


 * Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Intrusion - Link
 * "The other one"
 * "Bend over"

Klasky Csupo
"Rooster" (2003) - link
 * 1) "Wake up"
 * 2) *rooster crowing*

Whitest Kids Business Company International Conglomerate LLC
-
 * 1) Holy shit!

YTV
1993 logo - Link
 * 1) No problem!

Yahoo Messenger
Audible - Insult "Funny"
 * 1) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! You're funny!

Filmreel bumpers (1999-2006)
Feature Presentation (Brian Cummings version A) Link
 * 1) And now