Sound Source Ideas

Rule #2 of the Sound Sources page states "Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds." This page is for sounds that you personally feel would make good sounds for edits.

First, just to clarify things. If something is in a bracket (ex. [Winter's] fucked up), that text is unnecessary, it's just to make things easier to understand as a full sentence. If there is an asterisk, there are additional notes. If it's in parentheses, it's optional to use.

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Tenacious D Goes Undercover on Reddit, YouTube and Twitter

 * Dumbass
 * 666
 * Motherfucking (x3)
 * Twitter
 * This is actually a fucking pure motherfucking [D]
 * Cock (Cochran Avenue)
 * Fast food
 * Jack in the Box
 * Crack
 * 2 tacos
 * 2 delicious tacos
 * Splurge
 * Monster tacos
 * 69
 * Mothafucka
 * I don't know what the fuck that means
 * Oh that's fuckin' absolutely true
 * Fuckin' assholes
 * Fuck yeah it is
 * Tasty ass
 * Sausage
 * Slam that shit shut

Rainer Hersch

 * Microsoft Windows Waltz - Link
 * Shit

Anthony Vincent/Ten Second Songs

 * A Little Piece Of Heaven in 33 Styles (Avenged Sevenfold cover) - Link
 * Erectile dysfunction


 * Secrets of Life - Link
 * Pooping (second instance)
 * I'm gay
 * This awesome fuckin' [song]


 * Welcome To The Jungle in 20 Styles (Guns N Roses cover) - Link
 * You're gonna die, bitch

Bruno Mars

 * The Lazy Song Link
 * Have some really nice sex

Maroon 5

 * This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like a Motherfucker Link
 * [This summer's] (gonna hurt like a) motherfucker

Halsey

 * New Americana - Link
 * High on (legal) marijuana

Lana Del Rey

 * Cola - Link
 * My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Matt White

 * Best Days - Link
 * Lyin' naked under the covers

Raze

 * Break 4 Love
 * (moaning)

Big Sean

 * I Don't Fuck With You - Link
 * I don't fuck with you
 * You lil' stupid ass bitch
 * I ain't fuckin' with you
 * You lil' dumb ass bitch
 * I got a million trillion things I’d rather fuckin' do
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Bitch, I don't give a fuck about you

Ice-T

 * Warning
 * Shit
 * Bitch
 * Fuck
 * Dick
 * Ass
 * Ho
 * Cum
 * Dirty bitch
 * Low mothafucka
 * Nigga
 * Hooker
 * Slut
 * Tramp
 * Dirty low slut tramp bitch ho
 * Nigga fuck shit

Jay Z

 * Big Pimpin
 * Mario

Josh Katz

 * Hooray for Captain Underpants - Link
 * Underpants (many instances)
 * Underwear
 * Poopypants
 * Hypno-Ring

Three 6 Mafia

 * Slob on My Knob (Part 2) - Link
 * My nigga
 * Chewed his meat
 * Slobs on head
 * Drinks a nigga's nut
 * Lay on the bed
 * Pussy
 * I fucked her with a broom
 * Sucks on dick
 * Licks up nuts
 * Bitches
 * Suck some meat
 * Stop bitch
 * A pro on suckin' dick

311

 * Who's Got the Herb? - Link
 * Who's got the herb?

Alestorm

 * Fucked With An Anchor Link===
 * Fuck you. You're a fuckin' wanker
 * We're gonna punch you right in the balls
 * Fuck you with a fuckin' (anchor)
 * You're all cunts so fuck you all
 * Fuck you!
 * Shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse
 * Wank

Anal Cunt

 * I Lit Your Baby On Fire
 * Drugs


 * I'm Gonna Give You AIDS
 * AIDS
 * Let me fuck you in your fucking ass
 * Swallow my cum

Blink-182

 * 13 Miles
 * Fuck ‘im from behind
 * Scrotum
 * Asshole


 * Built This Pool
 * I wanna see some naked dudes


 * Happy Holidays, You Bastard
 * Suck me off
 * Touch my cock
 * Ejaculate

Buckcherry

 * Crazy Bitch - Link
 * Gettin' fuckin' laid
 * You're a crazy bitch
 * Fuck (so good)
 * Doin' you all night
 * Fuck you so good
 * I like the way you fuck me

Creed

 * Signs - Link
 * SEEEEX!

A Day to Remember

 * Right Back At It Again - Link
 * Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Green Day
86 - Link
 * 1) Kick you in the ass

2000 Light Years Away - Link
 * 1) All damn night long


 * 2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival Meltdown - Link
 * 1) Fuck this shit (x2)
 * 2) Gimme a fuckin' break
 * 3) One minute fuckin' left
 * 4) (You're gonna give me) fuckin' one minute?
 * 5) Look at that fuckin' sign right there
 * 6) Lemme fuckin' tell you something
 * 7) (You're gonna give me) one fuckin' minute!?
 * 8) You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!
 * 9) You're fuckin' kidding me!
 * 10) What the fuck!?
 * 11) I'm not fuckin' (Justin Bieber), you motherfuckers!
 * 12) You gotta be fuckin' jokin'!
 * 13) This is a fuckin' joke!
 * 14) God fuckin' love you all!

American Eulogy - Link
 * 1) A bunch of niggers
 * 2) I don't give a shit about (the modern age)

American Idiot - Link
 * 1) Mind fuck

Armatage Shanks - Link
 * 1) I'm gettin' pissed

Bab's Uvula Who? - Link
 * 1) Fuckin' everything up

Before the Lobotomy - Link
 * 1) Fucked up

Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Link
 * 1) Fucked up

Brain Stew - Link
 * 1) Fucked up

Chocolate Rain As Performed By Tre Cool (Tay Zonday cover) - Link
 * 1) You're doing it fucking wrong!

Christian's Inferno - Link
 * 1) (isolated evil laughter) - Link

East Jesus Nowhere - Link
 * 1) I never asked you a goddamn thing!

F.O.D. - Link
 * 1) Fuck off and die

Forever Now - Link
 * 1) It hurts like hell

Fuck Time - Link
 * Oh, baby, baby, it's fuck time
 * 1) (moaning)
 * 2) (laughter)

Geek Stink Breath - Link
 * 1) Methamphetamine

The Grouch - Link
 * 1) Shitty old man
 * 2) Fuck you (many instances)
 * 3) [Glory days] don't mean shit to me
 * 4) Life's a bitch
 * 5) Fuckin' up
 * 6) (I don't) have sex

Homecoming - Link
 * 1) (The last of the) dope
 * 2) What the hell's your name
 * 3) Fucked up
 * 4) Get me the fuck right out of here
 * 5) [I play] the shit outta [drums]

Jesus of Suburbia - Link
 * 1) Ritalin
 * 2) Mary Jane
 * 3) Doin' (someone else's) cocaine
 * 4) (Everyone's) so full of shit
 * 5) Retarded
 * 6) A million and one fuckin' times

King for a Day - Link
 * 1) A leather thong
 * 2) Drag queen

Let Yourself Go - Link
 * 1) I don't give a damn
 * 2) Steppin' in shit
 * 3) I don't give a fuck
 * 4) Cut the crap
 * 5) Fuckin' with my head

Letterbomb - Link
 * 1) Where have all the bastards gone?
 * 2) You better run for your fuckin' life!

Longview - Link
 * 1) I'm sick of all the same old shit
 * 2) Fuckin' lazy
 * 3) When masturbation's lost it’s fun, you're fuckin' lonely

Minority - Link
 * 1) Fuck ‘em all

My Generation (The Who cover) - Link
 * 1) Fuck that shit!

Platypus (I Hate You) - Link
 * 1) You ain't worth the shit under my shoes or the piss on the ground
 * 2) Shit out of luck
 * 3) Dickhead, fuckface, cocksmoking, motherfucking asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen
 * 4) Piss on your (grave)

St. Jimmy - Link
 * 1) A little bag of dope
 * 2) Son of a bitch

The Static Age - Link
 * 1) What a fuckin' tragedy
 * 2) All I wanna know is a goddamn thing

Take Back - Link
 * 1) I want to break your fuckin' teeth

Walking Contradiction - Link
 * 1) Smart ass

Youngblood - Link
 * 1) Fuckin' genius

(unknown MTV interview) - Link
 * 1) Completely sucks ass

New Radicals

 * You Get What You Give - Link
 * Kick your ass

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

 * People Ain't No Good Link
 * Bullshit

Steel Panther

 * Community Property
 * A hooker
 * Gay
 * My cock*
 * Screw
 * Swallowed my load
 * My dick*
 * Fondle my meat
 * My crotch (radio edit only)
 * My dong

Radio edit replaces it with “my dong“


 * The Shocker
 * Gettin' a boner
 * Dirty Sanchez
 * Lube it up
 * 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
 * Booger sugar
 * Hard meat stick
 * Middle finger
 * Do it in the bathroom
 * Do it in your car
 * Balls
 * Vagina
 * Butthole

The Vandals

 * Live Fast, Diarrhea Link
 * Diarrhea!

Weezer

 * We Are All on Drugs - Link
 * On drugs

Garfunkel and Oates

 * The Loophole Link
 * My hymen
 * Jesus
 * The birds and bees
 * Premarital sex
 * Hell
 * Go to fifth base
 * Godless whore
 * Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
 * Sex
 * My vaginal virginity
 * Take your cock out
 * Shove it in my ass
 * Fuck me until you cum
 * Don't touch my clitoris
 * Profylactics
 * Sluts
 * Anally copulate
 * Sodomy
 * Straight
 * Butt
 * Gays
 * Losing my cherry

Randy Rainbow

 * Seasons of Trump - Link
 * Porn stars
 * Oh god. That makes me so horny.
 * COVID

Rucka Rucka Ali

 * Go Cops
 * Crack rocks
 * Fuck with old folks
 * Bitch, I’m rolling with the fuzz

Stephen Lynch

 * Crazy Peanuts - Link
 * Motherfucker
 * Shit
 * The baddest fuckers
 * That bitch
 * Get her some
 * The sexy way he sucked that [thumb]
 * Shitty
 * Ass
 * What does that shit mean?
 * Bitch
 * Get laid
 * Get pussy

Tim Minchin

 * The Pope Song - Link
 * Fuck the motherfucker (many instances)
 * He's a fucking motherfucker (x2)
 * He's a total motherfucker (x2)
 * Fucking fuck the motherfucker (x2)
 * Fuck the motherfucking Pope (x2)
 * Fuck you, motherfucker (x2)
 * That motherfucker
 * Motherfucker (x3)
 * Kiddie fucker (x3)
 * Fuck you
 * Motherfucking rapist (x2)
 * This motherfucker
 * Fuckin' pissed
 * Motherfuckers fucking boys
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Fucking godly motherfuckers
 * Fucking
 * There are other fucking ways
 * On other fucking days
 * You're a fucking motherfucker
 * I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker believes
 * Jesus
 * His motherfucking mother
 * Fuckers
 * Fucking moral authority
 * Hell
 * You motherfucker
 * Some fucking wrath
 * You've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses
 * A motherfucking papist
 * Fuck him
 * Look into your motherfucking heart
 * This motherfucking stupid fucking (song)
 * Filthy fucking language
 * Fucking disrespect
 * Getting fucking fiddly
 * Listen to me, motherfucker
 * You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat

Undercover Funtime
- Link


 * #Blessed
 * Fucked up
 * Incest
 * Chick-Fil-A
 * Breast


 * Diarrhea
 * Taco Bell
 * Diarrhea (many instances)
 * My butthole


 * Dog Raper
 * He's a doooooog raper (x2)
 * Fucks every (dog) in town
 * He likes to fuck 'em all
 * Doggy sex
 * He fucks all he comes across
 * He's gon' get that ass
 * Rubs his jug
 * Suck that (doggy's) dong


 * Gonorrhea in Paradise
 * Manspreadin'
 * Her pussy
 * Booty
 * Gonorrhea (x2)
 * My penis
 * It really burns when I pee
 * Screwing that beaver
 * My dick
 * Crabs
 * Syphilis
 * Chlamydia
 * HPV
 * Always wear a rubber
 * Nasty cooter


 * Homeschool Girl
 * Masturbate
 * Virgin


 * King of the One-Nut Rodeo
 * Balls
 * Sack
 * My scrotum
 * Neutered
 * Bareback
 * Fuckin'


 * Titties
 * Titties
 * Big titties
 * Triple A's
 * Double D's
 * Nipple pinch
 * Motorboat
 * Give ‘em a squeeze
 * Flash me them knockers
 * Erected a thousand dicks
 * Cleavage
 * Pair of boobs
 * Tits


 * Two Weeks Notice
 * I don't owe you shit and you sure as shit don't owe me
 * Fuckin'
 * No shit
 * A fuckin' prick
 * I don't give a damn
 * They can all suck my dick


 * YS 2 4EVR
 * All over my face
 * Victoria's Secret

The Amazing World of Gumball

 * The Best - Link
 * Social justice warrior


 * The Check - Link
 * Do it NOOOOOOOOW!!!


 * The Drama - Link
 * Profanities


 * The Fuss (The Day) - Link
 * Dirty


 * The Game - Link
 * 4/20


 * The Girlfriend - Link
 * Nipples!


 * The Matchmaker (Without You) - Link
 * Drenched in gasoline
 * I CAAAAAAN'T BREEEEATHE!


 * The Money - Link
 * Aah! What are we going to do!?


 * The Nest - Link
 * Pregnant


 * The Origins - Link
 * Bikini


 * The Plan - Link
 * Burritos


 * The Singing (Filth, Filth, All Around) - Link
 * In your mouth


 * The Treasure - Link
 * (fart)


 * The World - Link
 * (screaming)

Beavis and Butt-Head

 * Scientific Stuff - Link
 * Diarrhea

The Loud House

 * Space Invader Link
 * Ya know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room

Martha Speaks

 * What's Bothering Bob - Link
 * Nuts (second instance)

Pepper Ann

 * '''In Support Of - Link
 * 1) [Do you want] breasts?

Rick and Morty

 * Anatomy Park - Link
 * Puffy vagina


 * Meeseeks and Destroy - Link
 * What the fuck is going on?


 * Total Rickall - Link
 * AIDS
 * [Lick lick] lick my BALLLLS!


 * A Rickconvenient Mort Link
 * Fuck you


 * Ricksy Business - Link
 * I don't give a FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Total Drama Island

 * X-Treme Torture - Link
 * Boobies (at the confession cam)


 * Brunch of Disgustingness - Link
 * [Beef] testicle [bourguignon]
 * Testicles?

The $100,000 Pyramid

 * 04/26/1991 Link
 * (An) erection

Game of Thrones

 * Fire and Blood - Link
 * Come on, you sorry sons of whores


 * What Is Dead May Never Die - Link
 * 1) Get up, you lazy sons of whores

Kitchen Nightmares

 * Amy's Baking Company - Link
 * Fuck off (x2)
 * Fuck yourself!
 * Get out, you motherfucker!
 * Don't fuck with me!
 * Who the fuck do you think you are?
 * You want to fuck with me?
 * I won't fuck with you
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuck you (x5)
 * You are a little pansy!
 * You motherfuckers!

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

 * Balls in Your Mouth (feat. Eddie Vedder) Link
 * Balls in your mouth (second and third instances)

Saturday Night Live

 * 40th Anniversary Special
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Sean Connery vs. Justin Bieber vs. Tony Bennett - Link
 * 1) Whore (ads)
 * 2) (Le) tits (now)
 * 3) Bonjour, mademoiselle! I'd like to see le tits now!


 * Adam Levine, Kendrick Lamar
 * Firehouse Incident - Link
 * 1) SHUT UP!!! (x5)


 * Alec Baldwin, Luciano Pavarotti and Vanessa Williams
 * Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls - Link
 * 1) My balls
 * 2) Tell us about your balls
 * 3) Would you like to see my balls now
 * 4) You have some beautiful balls
 * 5) Your balls are a little misshapen
 * 6) Can I touch your balls?
 * 7) I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball
 * 8) I like the way your balls smell
 * 9) My balls are here for your pleasure
 * 10) No one can resist my [Schweddy] Balls
 * 11) Salty nuts
 * 12) Ballsack
 * 13) A sack of [Schweddy] Balls


 * Anya Taylor-Joy, Lil Nas X
 * Pride Month Song Link
 * 1) Hey all you shes, gays and theys
 * 2) My queer friends and allies
 * 3) Queers
 * 4) Acting sloppy 'cause we're gay
 * 5) I wanna be hot
 * 6) Lesbians
 * Hot
 * 1) Straight
 * 2) Straight girls
 * 3) Lesbian
 * 4) Straights
 * 5) Chick-Fil-A (x2)
 * 6) Homophobic
 * 7) Bitch
 * 8) Queer
 * 9) Sucks
 * The Queen's Gambit Pitch - Link
 * 1) Porn
 * 2) Suck ass
 * 3) Damn bitch (x2)
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * 1) Chrissy Teigen


 * Ben Affleck, Kanye West
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * 1) Anderson Cooper


 * Ben Stiller, Alanis Morrisette
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Tom Cruise vs. Adam Sandler vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * 1) [Famous] titties


 * Betty White, Jay-Z
 * Delicious Dish: Dusty Muffin Link
 * 1) My muffin
 * 2) I can't wait to taste your muffin
 * 3) Your muffin is remarkably velvety
 * 4) A more drier, crusty muffin
 * 5) Yeasty muffins
 * 6) A yeasty muffin
 * 7) My muffin hasn't had cherry
 * 8) Your muffin just squirted in my mouth
 * 9) I was so concerned with how my muffin looked
 * 10) This is my muffin and I don't care how it looks
 * 11) My giant dusty muffin
 * 12) What are you waiting for, stupid?
 * 13) Some really sweet muffin shots online
 * 14) [Pork] buns


 * Cameron Diaz Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars
 * New Annie Link
 * 1) How do my boobs look?
 * 2) Who the hell is this sexy rich bastard?
 * 3) I will slap you right now


 * Chance the Rapper, Eminem
 * Come Back, Barack - Link
 * 1) Like really bad, like world war bad, like nuclear bad
 * 2) So damn happy
 * 3) I'm in hell
 * 4) 2020
 * 5) What the hell we gon' do?
 * 6) Joe Biden


 * Charlene Tilton, Todd Rundgren and Prince
 * 02/21/1981 Goodnights - Link
 * 1) I'd like to know who the fuck did it


 * Charlie Day, Maroon 5
 * The Kim Kardashian Fairytale Divorce Special on E! - Link
 * 1) Anuses


 * Christopher Walken, Christina Aguilera
 * More Cowbell - Link
 * 1) [Perform] the hell outta (this)


 * Christopher Walken, Foo Fighters
 * Colonel Angus - Link
 * 1) Colonel Angus (many instances) (used as cunnilingus)
 * 2) Anal
 * 3) Anal Angus (many instances) (used as analingus)


 * Dave Chappelle, Foo Fighters
 * Uncle Ben Link
 * 1) [But I'm] Aunt Jemima!
 * 2) Slave
 * 3) Breast milk
 * 4) Dammit, (woman!)
 * 5) [I'm] Uncle Ben
 * 6) (We know) white people (don't clean they own house)
 * 7) Slaves
 * 8) (These streets are gon' eat you alive), you [chocolatey] nigga
 * 9) You [chocolate] bitch


 * David Duchovny, Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Sean Connery vs. Minnie Driver vs. Jeff Goldblum - Link
 * 1) (The) rapists


 * Drew Barrymore, Garbage
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Nicolas Cage vs. Calista Flockhart vs. Sean Connery Link
 * 1) (The) penis [mightier]


 * George Kennedy, Miles Davis
 * Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood: Puppet Show - Link
 * 1) I'm so glad the bitch is gone
 * 2) WHO IS IT!?


 * Jeff Goldblum, Aerosmith
 * Weekend Update
 * 1) Anal rape


 * Kristen Stewart, Alessia Cara
 * Monologue - Link
 * 1) The coolest fuckin' thing ever


 * Lindsay Lohan, Usher
 * Debbie Downer at Disney World - Link
 * 1) Deadly terrorist attacks
 * 2) I can't have children
 * 3) (Feline) AIDS


 * Lucy Liu, Jay-Z
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Robin Williams vs. Catherine Zeta-Jones vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * 1) Anal [bum cover]


 * Margot Kidder, The Chieftains
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * 1) [Jane], you ignorant slut


 * Martin Lawrence, Crash Test Dummies
 * Monologue (Unedited Version)
 * 1) Washin' your ass
 * 2) Douche!
 * 3) I don't give a damn what you do
 * 4) In your ass
 * 5) A stick-up up in your ass
 * 6) Yeast infection


 * Martin Short, Paul McCartney
 * What Up With That: Samuel L. Jackson and Carrie Brownstein - Link
 * 1) Fuck
 * You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown - Link
 * Ah, you bitch!


 * Matthew Broderick, Natalie Merchant
 * Prom Limo Link
 * 1) I lost my virginity

Biker Chick Chat - Link
 * Megan Fox, U2
 * 1) I fuckin' love you for that


 * Norm Macdonald, Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg and Eminem
 * Norm Macdonald Monologue - Link
 * 1) So goddamn funny


 * Reese Witherspoon, Alicia Keys
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Chris Tucker vs. Anne Heche vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * 1) Whore semen (used as horse semen)
 * 2) Whore
 * 3) Semen


 * Richard Pryor, Gil Scott-Heron
 * Racist Word Association - Link
 * 1) Negro
 * 2) Whitey
 * 3) Tarbaby
 * 4) Ofay
 * 5) Jungle bunny (x2)
 * 6) Peckerwood
 * 7) Burrhead
 * 8) Cracker
 * 9) Spearchucker
 * 10) White trash
 * 11) Honky
 * 12) Spade
 * 13) Honky-honky
 * 14) Nigger
 * 15) Dead honky
 * 16) Your momma!
 * 17) Your grandmomma!


 * Rob Lowe, Spice Girls
 * Weekend Update 04/12/1997 - Link
 * 1) What the fuck was that?


 * Sam Rockwell, Halsey
 * The Science Room with Mr. Science Link
 * 1) You can’t be this fucking stupid


 * Timothée Chalamet, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
 * Holiday Baking Championship 2020 - Link
 * 1) Penis and balls


 * Tina Fey, Ellie Goulding
 * Weekend Update 05/07/2011 - Link
 * 1) Spicy


 * Tom Hanks, Lady Gaga
 * Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks - Link
 * 1) Not a damn thing
 * 2) Black Lives Matter ("black" taken from "Black Jeopardy" and "lives matter" taken from "lives that matter")


 * Will Ferrell, Green Day
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Tom Hanks vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * 1) (Catch the) semen


 * Will Ferrell Audition Link
 * 1) Sweet Jesus! (last instance)
 * 2) [GET OFF THE] GODDAMN [SHED!]


 * Will Ferrell, Queens of the Stone Age
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Bill Cosby vs. Sharon Osbourne vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * 1) [Jap] anus [relations]


 * Winona Ryder, Moby
 * Celebrity Jeopardy: Dave Matthews vs. Bjork vs. Sean Connery - Link
 * 1) I have a hard on

The Sopranos

 * Do Not Resuscitate
 * 1) What did one prick say to the other prick?


 * The Weight
 * Look at this. The fifth question and the poor prick used all his lifelines.
 * It’s Eggs!

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (USA)

 * Dan Blonsky‘s $4,000 question - Link
 * World Trade Center

Wonder Showzen

 * Body (Aunt Flo) - Link
 * Aah! Help! I'm dying!
 * Aunt Flo (x2)
 * Sock 'em right in the beans and rice
 * Up inside your womanhood
 * You little slut
 * Doggy style
 * Ow!
 * Ya whore
 * Ow! What was that for!?
 * Your time of the month
 * I'm going to get you!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


 * Cooperation (Wish Jackpot)
 * I want the world to end in nucular apocalypse


 * History
 * Puke my pants
 * Forever
 * My Grandma's yummy junk


 * Ocean (Slaves) - Link
 * Slaves!

Sausage Party
- Link
 * (moaning) (many instances)
 * [Extra] virgin [olive oil]
 * You wanna kiss me, mothafucka? Well, let me tell you a little secret. I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.
 * Oh yeah, [Frank], that's it! Oh yeah, it's dinner time!
 * I'm actually over here jerkin' off with these fellas
 * Jesus fuckin' Christ!
 * Pretty fucking sure I am
 * Oh shit. Now it's on.
 * Nein!
 * Yeah, cracka! Take that [grit] dick, bitch! You like (grits) in yo ass, cracka?
 * OH YEAH! FUCK YOU!
 * I'M BLOWING MY FUCKING LOAD!
 * OH FUCK!
 * My dick is drained

Spaceballs

 * We ain't found shit - Link

Spring Breakers

 * It makes my tits look bigger - Link

Toy Story 2

 * Bloopers - Link
 * (loud fart)

The Truman Show

 * What the hell are you talkin' about? Who are you talkin' to!? - Link

We're the Millers
- Link


 * A penis
 * Balls
 * A big black dick (x2)
 * Black cock

The Book of Mormon

 * Jospeh Smith, American Moses - Link
 * I'm going to fuck this baby
 * Don't fuck the baby
 * Do not fuck a baby
 * AIDS
 * Fuck this (frog)
 * Fucked (the frog)
 * Your (village) is shit
 * [Take these] fucking [golden plates]
 * Here are the fucking directions (Broadway slime tutorial only)
 * I cut off my daughter's clitoris
 * Clit
 * Clitoris
 * Clitoris man
 * Fuck (frog)
 * AIDS (frog)
 * Clit face
 * Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!
 * Shit come out the butt
 * OH FUCK!
 * (fart)
 * IIIIIIIIIIIIIII (used as a scream)
 * Jesus
 * Fuck your woman
 * Fuck your man
 * [Mormons] fuck all that they can
 * Now we are fucking
 * [God wants us] fucking
 * Get back to fucking


 * Making Things Up Again - Link
 * AIDS (x2)
 * Christ
 * This is bullshit
 * Sleeping with a virgin
 * I'm going to go and rape a baby
 * WHAT!? OH MY! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
 * Sleeping with a baby
 * You shall not have sex with that infant
 * Lay with that infant
 * Uh-huh (x2)
 * Laid with the (frog)
 * Jesus
 * NO!
 * Cut off his daughter's clitoris
 * Huh?
 * Circumcised
 * Clitoris (x2)
 * YES! YES HE DID!
 * Got fucked


 * Sal Tlay Ka Siti - Link
 * Shitty


 * Spooky Mormon Hell Dream - Link
 * No! Please, I don't wanna go back!
 * (evil laughter)
 * Hell (many instances)
 * Satan
 * Jesus (x3)
 * Jesus hates you
 * Lucifer
 * Genghis Khan
 * Jeffrey Dahmer
 * Hitler
 * Johnnie Cochran
 * Killed millions of Jews
 * Slaughtered
 * O.J.

Spongebob Squarepants (musical)

 * Bikini Bottom Boogie Link
 * Kiss my jellyfish

Kevin Hart

 * Kids Link
 * Who the fuck do you think you talkin' to!?

Norm Macdonald

 * O.J. Link
 * Get yer fuckin' ass over here!

AnimatedJames

 * Winter's Fucked Up Link
 * It's such a fucking bitch
 * I cannot walk ten feet without falling on my ass
 * [Winter's] fucked up (x2)
 * [The snow] (is too) fucking thick
 * [Winter] can suck my dick
 * I don't give a fuck
 * AH, FUCK!
 * [Winter] fucking blows
 * (Homicidal) ho
 * A load of shit
 * [Frostbite] fucked up (my skin)
 * [Summer's] hot as balls
 * (Other) gay (stuff)
 * [Californians] are lucky bastards
 * How long will this bitch last
 * [I hope] this shit [melts fast]
 * Fuck [winter] in the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

BlameSociety

 * Thor's Kitchen 2: Thor Cooks a Pillow
 * Tastes like shit

Bruno Powroznik

 * Britain Is a Dump
 * Shithole


 * Brown Action
 * BROWN ACTIIOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!


 * Every Night Is Buggery Night
 * EVERY NIGHT IS BUGGERY NIGHT
 * GAY SEX ORGY


 * Gavin Greenway Is a Rent Forever Loser
 * GAVIN GREENWAY IS A RENT FOREVER LOSER


 * Gay Britain
 * GAY BRITAIN


 * Helmet Cheese
 * HELMET CHEESE
 * COCK CHEESE
 * KNOB CHEESE
 * SMEGMA


 * I Long For The Great Release That Death Will Bring
 * I LONG FOR THE GREAT RELEASE THAT DEATH WILL BRING


 * I Love Snatch
 * I LOVE SNATCH
 * SNATCH


 * Margaret Thatcher is Dead
 * Margaret Thatcher
 * DING DONG, THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD
 * IT’S A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE (87) YEARS AGO


 * More Abusive Terms Used Against Gays
 * Fruit
 * Arse Bandit
 * Shit Stabber
 * Turd Burglar
 * Bumhole Explorer
 * Chocolate Starfish Invader


 * Psychobabble
 * PSYCHOBABBLE (x2)
 * The STRs are scum!


 * The Real Face of Satan
 * THE REAL FACE OF SATAN
 * (creepy ass music)


 * Satan is Alive
 * SATAN IS ALIVE
 * 6,6,6


 * Smegma Cock Cheese 1
 * 1) SMEGMA, COCK CHEESE!


 * There Is Always Hell To Pay For a Boom
 * THERE IS ALWAYS HELL TO PAY FOR A BOOM


 * Think Wedge
 * THINK WEDGE
 * DO YOU THINK WEDGE?


 * The Truth About the Website housepricecrash.co.uk
 * The website is filled with STR retards
 * The website is full of morons
 * The website is complete and utter rubbish
 * The website is absolute bilge
 * The website is for losers


 * What Kind Of Women Do You Prefer?
 * BIG TITS
 * FAT ARSE

Federico

 * State of Georgia vs Denver Fenton Allen, Studio Project - Link
 * Sexual favors
 * Sex
 * Sexual advancements
 * Oral sex
 * Suck my dick (x3)
 * Fuck you (x2)
 * Go fuck yourself (x2)
 * Fuck you (again)
 * Your momma
 * I've got a big ol' donkey dick for that ass
 * I don't fuck girls
 * I fuck boys
 * White boys
 * Butt boys
 * Big butts
 * You look like a queer
 * Queer
 * Stupid (x3)
 * You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass
 * I don't give a fuck
 * That motherfucker asked me to eat his ass (for a bag of coffee)
 * Nasty ass [judge]
 * I'm gonna knock their brains out with a fuckin' hammer
 * Well if you're not gonna suck my dick, sir, I don't wanna be here
 * Ass

Sports Wars

 * NFL Focuses On Woke Losers Kneeling During National Anthem On Thanksgiving - Link
 * 1) Like a little fucking bitch

The Improv-ables

 * The Improv-ables React #15: YTP The Noncredibles
 * Sex invention

Nostalgia Critic

 * The Neverending Story 3 (Rock Biter Rant/Ending)
 * Anal raping
 * What a fucking hypocritical world
 * (crying) (x2)
 * Fucking (many instances)
 * Don't fucking believe me!?
 * You fucking fuck fuck
 * Dick
 * (Bulging) testicles
 * Buttfuck him
 * Shooting (it) in the balls
 * Raping (it)
 * You DARE not fucking believe me!?
 * (laughter)
 * Cocksucking WHORE!
 * I'm fucking the [DVD!] (x2)
 * Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!


 * Flubber
 * 1) Softcore porn

Todd in the Shadows

 * From Justin to Kelly (ft. Nostalgia Chick) - Link===
 * Crazed debauchery where young out-of-towners have drunken orgies on the sidewalk while being filmed
 * Hey, Soul Sister - Link
 * I will hunt you down and kill you!

EmpLemon

 * Admiral Ackbar's Traptastic Sextravaganza (Episode 3)
 * Goddammit

NateTalksToYou

 * 8 Anita Sarkeesian Fails - Link
 * Anita Sarkeesian

24thPowerProductions

 * Graveyard Shift Dub
 * (loud scream from Squidward)

KroboProductions

 * Robotnik’s Face is Politically Incorrect - Link
 * Hamburger.

Miscellaneous YouTube Videos

 * Rocket Power Lost Episode - Link
 * Oh my god, it's so fucking gay
 * What's so fucking gay?
 * My [name] is so fucking gay
 * My dad's gay
 * So gay
 * Don't be such a selfish, goddamn son of a bitch asshole, butt fuckin' idiot! Goddammit
 * Ah, go fuck yourself
 * Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Wooo! Yeeah! Yeeah!
 * You guys are in big fuckin' trouble now
 * Took a shit [in his pool]
 * Stop giving fucking
 * Goddammit
 * Fucks up (x2)
 * Goddammit, you fucking idiot!
 * Ah!
 * This sucks [Tito] balls
 * Shithead
 * (I found) my balls
 * Uhhhh (many instances)
 * Hold my penis
 * YOU ARE DEAD!
 * Bullshit, you asshole
 * Ahhhh! (x2)
 * Goddammit, why does that keep happening?
 * That's it, you son of a bitch, you're dead
 * Blow me
 * YES!
 * Dicks
 * Oh shit!
 * (Who's) dead
 * WOMP!
 * [Lars] really pisses me off
 * What the hell's with that (purple) guy?
 * YAY-UH!(x5)
 * UGGGH!
 * Jesus
 * Aw, he fucked up!
 * What a douchebag
 * THAT'S IT, YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD!
 * (beat-up sounds)
 * (crying)
 * Boner

GEICO

 * Airhorn - Link
 * Your mom
 * No


 * Aw Snap: Oddly Appropriate Segues - Link
 * Oh yeah, baby!


 * Barbershop Quartet Basketball - Link
 * Balls (pass the ball)


 * Bathroom Pressure - Link
 * Fantasy


 * Best of GEICO Winner - Link
 * Slather it all over


 * Butt Dial - Link
 * Butt


 * Car Constellation - Link
 * In the middle of the night


 * Caveman Doll - Link
 * Are you serious?


 * Caveman News Interview - Link
 * How could it be offensive if it's true?


 * Chicken Truck - Link
 * (scream)


 * Don LaFontaine - Link
 * Blow


 * The First Heckler - Link
 * (laughter)
 * Your mom!
 * Boring!


 * Foghorn Leghorn - Link
 * Corn puddin'


 * Gecko Buffalo Wings - Link
 * That's just too hot, mate


 * Gecko Cartoon - Link
 * Hot


 * Gecko Mini Golf - Link
 * Oh hello
 * Whoa!


 * Gecko Shower - Link
 * Well, that's uncalled for


 * The Gecko Takes a Stroll - Link
 * [Chest]nuts


 * Golf Cart - Link
 * Amateur


 * Hand Raise - Link
 * 10,000 times


 * Honest Abe - Link
 * Does this (dress) make my backside look big?


 * How the Gecko Connects - Link
 * Buns


 * Hump Day - Link
 * HUMP [DAYYYYYY!]


 * Kung Fu Fighting - Link
 * HI-YAH!


 * Kwazy Crisps - Link
 * Cool


 * Laughing Dog - Link
 * (laughter up until the announcer starts talking)
 * (howl)


 * Little Richard - Link
 * WHOO! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
 * HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!


 * Maxwell Debut - Link
 * WHEE! (many instances)


 * Mayonnaise Sandwich
 * Sacrifice


 * McGruff Fights Baby Talk - Link
 * Poo poo
 * In the bathroom


 * No Identity Revealed - Link
 * Hello
 * Hitting me up for money


 * Pet Possum - Link
 * I think he's dead


 * A Referee's Explanation - Link
 * Chicken tenders and tater tots
 * Nachos


 * Robot Figures - Link
 * I will destroy you
 * Excuse me


 * Sleeping Beauty -
 * No
 * A model


 * Slinky On An Escelator - Link
 * This is awesome


 * Snowball Fight With Randy Johnson
 * Balls (snowball fight)


 * Spokesperson Auditions - Link
 * Well hello


 * Tiny House - Link
 * Too small


 * Tony Little - Link
 * Yeah, baby!
 * You can do it!


 * Tree Falling In The Forest - Link
 * (scream)

Source #62: The House with a Clock in Its Walls

 * 1) What the hell are you thinking!?

Jared & Subway: The Beginning Link

 * 1) Jared Fogle

Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There misheard lyrics

 * 1) Retarded

Company Logo

 * 1) (squeaking noises from the letter I while Luxo Jr. bounces on it)

05/20/2008 Link

 * [$1,8]69

Coming Soon

 * 1) (Coming Soon) to Theaters

Rant #27: Ok True Heroes, KO THE FALSE HEROES! (ZeroPaladinXV4) Link

 * 1) Where is your proof of those bullshit claims?
 * 2) Manslaughter
 * 3) Lily Orchard
 * 4) Sucks ass
 * 5) I honestly pity the people who actually believe in this shit
 * 6) Prick
 * 7) Attempted rape
 * 8) Bullcrap
 * 9) Homosexual, alcohol, narcotics, fiend-ish [mock-off of Back to the Future]
 * 10) Kick ass
 * 11) Such a bullshit
 * 12) What the fuck?
 * 13) I could not give less of a shit
 * 14) Ya fuckin' crybaby
 * 15) OOOOOOOOHHH!
 * 16) A mafia
 * 17) He threatens to kill the person who made it
 * 18) Racist to gays
 * 19) Bullshit
 * 20) Some idiot who doesn't even know what the hell he's saying
 * 21) Good god
 * 22) The most satanic thing (x2)
 * 23) Going apeshit
 * 24) Yuri
 * 25) Yaoi
 * 26) Genders
 * 27) Homophobic
 * 28) Fetishization of lesbians
 * 29) A fetish
 * 30) I'll crush you
 * 31) Really fucking pathetic
 * 32) Damn. This guy just spits out so much shit that the clown department is practically begging him to apply for a job there.
 * 33) How do you fuck it up this badly?
 * 34) Commit war crimes in your house
 * 35) Gangster
 * 36) Sexual orientations
 * 37) Fucking homophobia
 * 38) Fucking homophobic
 * 39) A gay man
 * 40) White supremacist
 * 41) I have no fucking comment
 * 42) Holy shit
 * 43) LeBron James
 * 44) Retarded
 * 45) FUCK YOU!
 * 46) Whore
 * 47) Oh my god, what a coward
 * 48) So fucking ignorant
 * 49) Petty bullshit

Hurricane Victor Link

 * 1) A social justice warrior

Hundred Dollar Baby Link

 * 1) What did you just say, you little bitch?

Return of the King

 * 1) Will you ignorant niggas please shut the hell up!?

I'm the Only Gay Eskimo (Mad TV version) Link

 * 1) Fetish

Prickly Muffin Link

 * 1) Why don't you touch my prickly muffin?

Won't You Be Our Neighbor Link

 * 1) Grab that little hoe

Mr Bean For PS2 Is The Worst Game Ever Made

 * 1) Mr Poo

Hot to the Touch

 * 1) Touch her horn
 * 2) Tier 15 (x2)

Ricky Gervais' 2020 Monologue Link

 * 1) Twitter
 * 2) Bang
 * 3) We're all gonna die
 * 4) Whacked
 * 5) Perverts
 * 6) Pedophile
 * 7) R. Kelly
 * 8) Leaving Neverland
 * 9) Shut up (x3)
 * 10) People of color
 * 11) Very racist
 * 12) White people
 * 13) A man who wants to kill himself cause his wife dies of cancer
 * 14) Jeffrey Epstein
 * 15) Steroids
 * 16) Fat pussy
 * 17) Licking her own minge
 * 18) Sweatshops in China
 * 19) Woke
 * 20) ISIS
 * 21) Greta Thunberg
 * God
 * 1) Fuck off

Operation: P.O.I.N.T. Link

 * 1) Aw man, that's nasty!

Unknown Episode (taken from GEICO commercial)

 * 1) Good night, everybody

Caillou The Grownup

 * 1) I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Caillou The Grownup Gets Laid

 * 1) Gets laid
 * Wow
 * 1) Have sex with you
 * 2) SHUT UP!
 * 3) Nuts

Caillou The Grownup Goes On Vacation

 * 1) Christ, what's taking so long.
 * 2) Let's get the hell outta here
 * 3) You're goddamn right it is
 * No!
 * 1) Ya-hoo!
 * 2) Hey! What're ya doin', asshole!?
 * 3) I'm gonna beat yer fuckin' ass!
 * 4) Kick [Caillou's] ass
 * 5) You big, bald piece of shit!
 * 6) Ah! My eye! (crying) Bald prick!
 * 7) Yay! (x2)
 * 8) Fucking nightmare
 * 9) Jesus Christ
 * 10) You are drunk
 * 11) GO TO HELL!
 * 12) (vomiting)
 * 13) Oh fuck you!
 * Hey, asshole!
 * 1) I'm gonna hurt your ass
 * 2) LET'S PARTY!
 * 3) (scream) My other eye!
 * 4) OH MY GOD!

Dora The Grownup

 * 1) Pot brownies
 * 2) Got too high

Dora The Grownup 2

 * 1) This drunk girl
 * 2) Strip club (x2)
 * 3) (vomiting)
 * 4) Vomit
 * 5) Tequila

Dora The Grownup 3

 * 1) A hangover
 * 2) Woken up hungover from drinking way too much
 * 3) Hangover
 * 4) Tequila
 * 5) Oh my god, are you drinking at 10:00am
 * 6) Barf
 * 7) An alcoholic
 * 8) Sexually harassed
 * 9) Hashtag MeToo
 * 10) Woke up hungover and started to drink
 * 11) Take advantage
 * 12) Twitter
 * 13) Getting harassed

Dora The Grownup 4

 * 1) A bachelorette party (x2)
 * 2) A strip club
 * 3) Stripping
 * 4) A stripper (x2)
 * 5) Get the hell outta here
 * 6) Screw it up
 * 7) Weed
 * 8) I'm high as fuck
 * 9) Smoke too much weed
 * 10) Cocaine
 * 11) Smoked too much weed
 * 12) Did cocaine
 * 13) The stripper

Dora The Grownup 5

 * 1) Get down, bitch!
 * 2) This sucks

Dora The Grownup 6

 * 1) Applebee's
 * 2) Hey! Get your hands off me! Time's up!
 * 3) (moaning)
 * 4) Jesus
 * 5) What the hell are you doing?
 * 6) Revenge sex
 * 7) I can't find any protection
 * 8) A condom
 * 9) So pissed about this
 * 10) Had some bad revenge sex

Dora The Grownup 7

 * 1) Stupid
 * 2) Free booze
 * 3) She sucks
 * 4) Cock(tail)
 * 5) WHOO!!!
 * 6) Douchebags (x2)

Dora The Grownup 8

 * 1) Shut up
 * 2) Please, God, don't do this
 * 3) Hit me!
 * 4) Pissed off

Dora The Grownup 9

 * 1) Poor as hell
 * 2) This sucks
 * 3) Type 2 diabetes
 * 4) Stressing me the f out
 * 5) Smoking weed
 * 6) Weed (x3)
 * 7) Smoking drugs
 * 8) Oh crap!
 * 9) Pissed off
 * 10) Got super high
 * 11) Get us high

Dora The Grownup 10: Dora Goes To Rehab

 * 1) Hell yeah
 * 2) H-E-Double hockey sticks
 * 3) Get high
 * 4) Drug
 * 5) Gimme some drugs
 * 6) Dirty drug addicts
 * 7) Drugs
 * 8) Mushrooms (x2)
 * 9) Have you ever done mushrooms?
 * 10) Cow turd

Moskau

 * 1) Indians are high (In dir so heiß)
 * 2) Moscow (Moskau)

Why Does Pepsi Have a Game Show? Link

 * 1) Protected sex

Source #95: Jennifer's Body
Link
 * 1) Ya hear me, you bastard!?
 * 2) I'll cut off yer nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lyin' door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

The Hand of the Almighty Link

 * 1) He'll fuck you up
 * 2) God will fuck you up
 * 3) Don't you know he'll fuck you up
 * 4) It was her own damn fault
 * 5) Bitch
 * 6) He fucked 'em up
 * 7) He really fucked 'em up
 * 8) He can fuck you up
 * 9) No shit, he'll fuck you up
 * 10) He fucked the people up
 * 11) God fucked him up
 * 12) He went and fucked [Ray] up
 * 13) He fucked him up
 * 14) Fucked that boy completely up

Source #97: Scoob!
Link


 * 1) [My friends call me] Dick

MeToo

 * 1) Fuck your side of the story!
 * 2) Dick and balls!

Source #99: Lakeville Area School Board Meeting 6/8/2021
Link


 * BLM

Ahoy SpongeBob Link

 * 1) The normies are gonna kill me

Untitled File Listed in His Documents On His Computer

 * 1) (loud screaming)

Give It Up

 * 1) Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
 * 2) Baby, give it up
 * 3) Don’t you know I want your love?

Keep It Coming Love

 * 1) Keep it coming love
 * 2) Don’t stop me now

Get Down Tonight - Link

 * 1) Do a little dance, make a little love

That's the way - Link

 * 1) DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! (x4)
 * 2) Turn me on

My Love is a Stapler

 * 1) [Mata a]shit[a]

Don’t Say Lazy

 * 1) Lazy
 * 2) Crazy

Listen!!

 * 1) Listen

Dodge Ram Shut The Fuck Up Commercial Parody

 * 1) Shut the fuck up

If Ford Made a Tampon Commercial

 * 1) Tampon
 * 2) Flow efficiency
 * 3) Shove that up your hooha

Source #104: Ocean's Eleven
Link
 * 1) That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen

Source #105: Good Burger

 * 1) I think I broke my ass Link
 * 2) Whoa! A clock! Link

Fairytale of New York

 * 1) Faggot

Eternity

 * 1) I feel strange thoughts in my mind
 * Ego
 * 1) There’s a clone of everyone somewhere

Babylon

 * 1) Endless caravan
 * 2) I’ll never die
 * 3) Babylon
 * 4) I’m free

Father Time

 * 1) Where are the friends of yesterday?
 * 2) What have I learnt so far?
 * 3) But it won’t bother me
 * 4) Where have all the years gone? (multiple instances)

Speed of Light

 * 1) Today is just another day
 * 2) I’m away lost in my thoughts
 * 3) At the speed of light

Will the Sun Rise?

 * 1) Throwing my dreams
 * 2) I can’t be seen, I can’t be heard
 * 3) Sorrow

Uncertainty

 * 1) Clutch
 * 2) The same old lies

Tomorrow

 * 1) I’m facing my nightmares again
 * 2) I’m delusioned
 * 3) Pride
 * 4) Look out for number one
 * 5) (screaming)

Night Time Eclipse

 * 1) Confused mind
 * 2) Misleading me
 * 3) Life’s circumstances can be so cruel, if I take a chance I just might make the wrong move.
 * 4) So few options I have
 * 5) Just an ordinary day

Season of Change

 * 1) Hatred
 * 2) The truth is inside
 * 3) The carousel is spinning fast
 * 4) Every moment is gold
 * 5) All the sorrow and pain
 * 6) All these years I’ve cried
 * 7) Season of Change

Forever

 * 1) I’m the star
 * 2) I’m the wind
 * 3) There was no sorrow, there was no pain
 * 4) Came (so fast)
 * 5) Oh how happy I was then
 * 6) I’m still there, everywhere

Tails Invents a Thing Link

 * 1) Suck my dick [suck my dictionary]
 * 2) I’ll poop on you!
 * Ow, shit!
 * Ew, don’t touch me, faggot!
 * 1) Too stronge
 * 2) I have a very powerful [anything can be inserted here]
 * 3) It’s a minigun
 * 4) Do it, faggot!
 * 5) I told you I’d poop on you!!!
 * 6) (screaming)

Squidward Has a Gun! Link

 * 1) Hey SpongeBob, check out this new [clarinet solo]
 * 2) (gunshot noise)
 * 3) Whoopsies! That wasn’t my [clarinet!]

Superior Link

 * 1) I look out from my window, at the losers down below
 * 2) I’m a king, and they’re just bums
 * 3) Is this to be my fate?
 * Oh, why was I made this way?
 * 1) Superior (many instances)
 * 2) I’m so much better than you
 * 3) Woe is me, what shall I do?
 * 4) The cream (crepe de creme)
 * 5) Drag me down your drain
 * 6) On top
 * 7) Eons of eons of devolving peons have just served to lower the bar
 * 8) Survival of the dumbest
 * 9) While us great ones get punished
 * 10) In a world of black [holes]
 * 11) I’m a star
 * 12) Oh don’t you wish you were me?
 * 13) You’re so bland, and I’m sublime
 * 14) Swine
 * 15) Too blind to see
 * 16) A cut
 * Jar
 * 1) Caviar
 * 2) A bubble bath
 * 3) Ass [mascots]
 * 4) Me me me and more me
 * 5) Watch me work
 * 6) Somebody’s flat
 * 7) My [reed]
 * 8) Oh how do I dumb this down
 * 9) You inferior, me superior
 * 10) Exterior
 * 11) [choking noises]

Youtube Poop Tutorial Link

 * 1) Having sex
 * 2) Doing something sexual

We Gotta Be Less White Link

 * 1) Stick it right back up your ass

Bite It You Scum

 * 1) (Bite it you) scum
 * 2) Bend over here comes my foot
 * 3) Kiss your ass
 * 4) Who'll be fucking up my fun
 * 5) Ass shit
 * 6) You Pig
 * 7) You Whore
 * 8) I want your cum

Son Of Evil

 * 1) Blood and cum
 * 2) Fucked (Fuck) the devil
 * 3) A virgin
 * 4) Prick
 * 5) Set out to destroy

Sister Sodomy

 * 1) Death and defecation
 * 2) Bitch
 * 3) Anal cavity
 * Ass
 * 1) Fuck
 * 2) Ass all tore up

I Wanna Fuck Myself

 * 1) Fuck myself
 * 2) I fuck myself
 * 3) Pull my pud (until it bleeds)
 * 4) Fuck
 * Cum
 * 1) On my chest
 * 2) Up my ass

When I Die

 * 1) Scumfuck
 * 2) Cunt between her legs

Abuse Me (I Want To Die)

 * 1) I wanna get drunk and pass out on the floor
 * 2) (Stick me) in the ass
 * 3) Shit on me

Rape, Torture, Terminate and Fuck

 * 1) Rape, torture, kill and fuck

Expose Yourself To Kids

 * 1) Let's fuck kids
 * 2) Molest
 * 3) Incest
 * 4) Child abuse
 * 5) Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate

Die When You Die

 * 1) Go fuckin' die

Spongebob Medley Link

 * 1) What the fuck!?
 * 2) Jesus Christ!
 * 3) Jesus!

N 2 Gether Now

 * 1) Shut the fuck up (many instances)
 * 2) FRED, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Drake and Josh Theme Song Official 2021 Update Link

 * 1) Pedophile
 * 2) Open up your thighs
 * 3) I am so horny
 * 4) Have sex with underage girls

Spongebob in China Link

 * 1) Dog poop
 * 2) Stop asking questions and get back to work!

Sonic Says-Balls Link

 * 1) My ass

We Can't Stop (Miley Cyrus cover) Link

 * 1) Hell no
 * 2) Big butt
 * 3) Strip club

Three Little Words Link

 * 1) Pussy farts

Regretting the Past: Limp Bizkit - Results May Vary Link

 * 1) Sniff panties

The Gringos Link

 * 1) Donkey show

Christmas Wishes Link

 * 1) Did you just fart?

|ytp| jallerbo makes spinge binge Link

 * 1) Fishermen have semen
 * 2) My dick is spicy
 * Ey, it’s the nigga!
 * 1) Beware the hookers!
 * 2) Boing boing boing
 * 3) Semen
 * 4) Penis
 * 5) Boner
 * 6) They eat your ass!
 * 7) I can watch that man rape a newspaper
 * 8) Beat my meat
 * 9) Blowing the penis
 * 10) Handle the Neutron ass
 * 11) Later nigga
 * Hey, little Dickward! What’s gay and ugly and has six dicks?
 * 1) Shit and rape
 * 2) SooS
 * 3) Cock
 * 4) Nigga
 * 5) You guys are Nazis!
 * 6) Welcome to the Krusty Ass
 * 7) How about… a taco?
 * 8) I like touching kids

|YTP| Spinge Binge 4: The Lust Episode Link

 * 1) (Coughing)
 * 2) I get the big penis, and you get the little penis!
 * 3) Ass!
 * 4) By the power of AIDS
 * 5) Protecting the semen
 * 6) Look Patrick! AIDS!
 * 7) My porn!
 * Sex
 * Ooh, fuck
 * 1) Fuck Grandpa!
 * 2) A luxurious ass of sex and semen
 * 3) That’ll be gay
 * 4) Niggers

SpongeBob Illegal | Unreleased Pilot Episode | Dick Link

 * 1) Come inside
 * 2) Sexy buttsex
 * 3) You forgot me, you motherfucking shithead
 * 4) Killing your puppeteer
 * 5) Where the fuck are you? Get your ass over here you motherfucker!
 * 6) Where are you, you gay shithead?
 * 7) Got you now, motherfucker!
 * 8) Get me out of here, you son of a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCCHH!
 * 9) You motherfucker!

The revival of Dickelodeon Link

 * 1) Be there or be dead
 * 2) Look at me, I’m a pedophile!

SOAKBOY_NEXT_BUMPER_#1_FINAL.mp4 Link

 * 1) (orgasmic moaning)
 * 2) On Dick!

squidward censored Link

 * 1) Fuckers

Company Logo (Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 and Spider-Man) Link

 * 1) guitar riff
 * 2) stabbing noise

Source #127: Wiktionary

 * 1) Diarrhea of the mouth Link
 * 2) Duckfucker Link
 * 3) Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire Link
 * 4) Monkeys might fly out of my butt Link
 * 5) Not here to fuck spiders Link
 * 6) Suck donkey balls Link
 * 7) Suck donkey cock Link
 * 8) Suck donkey dick Link
 * 9) Thick as pig shit Link

Q&A FT. MERMAIDS & THE CUTEST DOG EVER?!
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 * 1) [Hello Everybody, It's] Mabel.
 * 2) Mabel Chee
 * 3) Lily
 * 4) Nuala
 * 5) (How did you become a) Model?
 * 6) Modelling
 * 7) History

Corpus Christi Memorial Coliseum - Part 1 SD
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 * 1) Memorial Coliseum
 * 2) Corpus Christi, Texas
 * 3) Demolished
 * 4) 1954

Source #130: Spartina
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 * 1) (gobble)

Bikini Bawtum’s Greatest Attraction Link

 * 1) Cum World!

YTP: Legends of the XXX Temple Link

 * 1) Legends of the Hidden Genitals

SWEARING IN SPONGEBOB (REAL !!!) Link

 * 1) Who gives a flying fuck about mustard?

South Tower collapse during call

 * 1) OH GOD! OH!

Just Correct Link

 * 1) Ey! That's fucked up!

Source #136: Horrible Bosses
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 * 1) Would you just shut the fuck up for a second!?
 * 2) Rape
 * 3) My sexy little ass
 * 4) You crazy bitch whore!

Monsterauge

 * 1) I have a vagina now