Sound Sources

In SpongeBob SquarePants edits (and other video edits alike), the main component is the use of various sounds aside from the episode's audio. They span from skits to songs, and from YouTube Poops to movies. This list is a database of all sounds used and where to find them. For the most part, it is possible to find all of them using YouTube, which can additionally be downloaded and saved for later use.

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 * 2) Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds - instead, do that on this page.
 * 3) If it is something you know from a song sample or a YTP, put the original source on the page instead of the song/YTP. If you ike i, put it on here anyway and we will try to find the original.
 * 4) Please try not to put sounds you don't know the sources of. The point of this page is to help you find the sources of sounds, so having a sound with no source on there is counter productive. If you still do this, we will try to find the source, but if we don't, it's off the page.
 * 5) If you don't know the artist of the song/video, put it on, we will try to find it, yada yada yada.
 * 6) Especially prominent sound sources are marked with stars, colored by era of origin/popularity: G1,  G2,  G3,  G4,  G5. (see History for clarification of eras) These are the ones you've probably heard a lot from multiple videos and multiple users.

Tenacious D (album)

 * City Hall - Link
 * Fuckin' it up
 * The people that's in the streets
 * All you motherfuckers
 * Fucking shit
 * Fuck shit up
 * Start a riot
 * Screaming in the streets
 * Setting fucking fires
 * 20 floors below sea level... from a bunker
 * Rage Kage
 * Awesome
 * No fucking way!
 * We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead
 * NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


 * Cock Pushups - Link Second Link
 * Ladies
 * Doin' cock pushups
 * Yer boner
 * Yer cock
 * Pssshh, yeah.
 * Yeah (x6)
 * Cock pushups?


 * Drive-Thru - Link
 * Broomovovovomomblmlmlbblbm. (x2)
 * Please, don't, don't offer me anything
 * The six piece nuggets
 * Shut up and listen to my order
 * Calorie intake
 * Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets
 * Junior Western bacon chee. A JUNIOR Western bacon chee.
 * Filet o' fish sandwich
 * A Coca-Cola
 * Diet Coke
 * And a small, A SMALL!
 * Chocolate shake
 * Not a large, a small
 * Small seasoned curlies (x2)
 * Fuck my ass, what else?
 * Cherries jubilee
 * Western bacon cheeseburger
 * Oh, GOD! Come on with the order!
 * Take forever!
 * Good
 * Do you have any money?
 * Give it to me


 * Double Team - Link
 * Damn...
 * How's it going? (x2)
 * Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze! AND SQUEEEEEZE!
 * Take off your blouse and ya UNDAPANTS!
 * Oh, that's it, that's right, oh my god, oh I think I'm gonna, oh DUH, DUH, DEAIGH, Splooge!
 * Having sex with me
 * French tickler
 * Sex
 * Sucking on
 * Fuck (x2)
 * Hail Satan! (x4)
 * Suckin' on (insert)
 * Double team


 * Explosivo - Link
 * Gonna smoke some weed
 * Climb upon my BIG ASS steed
 * Ride, ride, ride


 * Friendship Test - Link
 * Brrriiiiiiinnng! (x2)
 * Hey.
 * I love you.
 * What'd you say?
 * No.
 * Whoa, whoa... like?
 * Hoo ho ho, man!
 * Fuckin (x2)
 * Ass!
 * Dude, listen.
 * Click!


 * Fuck Her Gently - Link
 * Give her some fucking smooches, too
 * Closely
 * I'm gonna fuck you
 * That's fuckin teamwork
 * Make some love
 * That's cool with me
 * I’ll order it from ZANZIBAR!
 * I'm gonna hump you
 * I'm gonna ball you
 * Fucking fuck you
 * Love
 * I'm gonna fuuuuck youuuuu haaaaard!
 * I'm gonna screw you gently
 * And then I fucking bone you completely
 * Fuckin
 * Haaaaaaaard!
 * Fuck her hard
 * Squeeze


 * Hard Fucking - Link Second Link
 * Hard fucking?
 * Hard fucking
 * Get on top, honey.
 * And then sometimes she’ll be fucking you really hard!
 * Well, you like that? You like that?!?
 * (Kyle laughs)
 * Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. GAHHH! Ah, sorry.
 * You shouldn't have fucked me so hard!
 * (Kyle laughs again)


 * Inward Singing - Link
 * (snoring)
 * Oh my God.
 * Come here, I want you!
 * I fuckin' did it!
 * Think about it, man!
 * But not any more baby!
 * (Jack laughing)
 * And then I start some lyrics, and you can't believe I'm singing, and I'm never fucking stopping. And I'm always fucking singing and now you know that I will never stop this fucking singing. I'm like a fucking one man band, I'm like a fucking one man band.
 * All..fucking..night.
 * Ah, shuddap! It is non-stop! And other thing is, that when I'm fucking singing in, it sounds even better than when I'm singing out! Ah, shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick! Always naysaying! Everything I create! You piece of shit! You create something like inward singing! You fucking shit! You fucking sit in your tower! Fucking na- What's funny? You fucking bitch! Fuckin', fuck yeah! Fuckin' cock-ass!


 * Karate - Link
 * With karate I'll kick your ass
 * I'm gonna kick your ass!
 * Pubic hair (x2)
 * Mothafucka (x6)
 * From here, to right over there
 * Tiananmen Square
 * Parc yeknod (when reversed via Audacity or a similar program, it is "donkey crap")


 * Karate Schnitzel - Link
 * God, I'm fuckin hungry.
 * Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel?
 * Wake up, you asshole.
 * Ah ahh god! What?
 * You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
 * God!
 * What are ya doin?!


 * Kielbasa - Link Second Link
 * Buttcheeks (x2)
 * You need lubrication (x2)
 * Dianetics
 * All right
 * Baby (x2)
 * Dianetics junior much better than Krishna
 * You motherfucker! (x2)
 * Smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed.
 * Get it on!
 * That's it!
 * Okay.
 * You motherfuckers!
 * You know what time it is?
 * FUCK YEAH!


 * Malibu Nights
 * Cheese
 * Stanky poo


 * One Note Song - Link
 * Yeah?
 * No.
 * Fucking
 * Stop playing.
 * Me, baby. Me.
 * ME.


 * The Road - Link
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuckin' hard
 * We screwed two times, then I left
 * I met a tasty baby in Michigan


 * Rock Your Socks - Link
 * Sex! (six) (x3)
 * Rocks (often paired with a sound for "crack" to form "crack rocks")
 * Rock your fuckin' socks off
 * Blew (blues)
 * Children
 * An oversized guitar
 * Jack (often used for masturbation jokes)
 * Seven or eight at a time
 * Rock-hard tasty (insert)
 * Can't decide (x2)
 * Brain anyeurism
 * We've been through so much bullshit
 * Drop trou
 * Squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on my chest
 * Aaaaah!
 * Ohhhh
 * Rock Band version
 * It's simple!


 * Tribute - Link
 * Motherfuckin'
 * Motherfucker
 * I'll eat your soul
 * A shiny demon
 * Crack

The Pick of Destiny

 * Baby
 * It's cold
 * It’s dark
 * I’m just a baby
 * (Jack imitating a baby’s cry)


 * Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (feat. Dave Grohl) - Link
 * FuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Yes, you are fucked!
 * Shit out of luck!
 * My cock, you will suck!
 * You shall both DIE!
 * Wait, wait! Wait, you motherfucker!
 * FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK!
 * What are your terms, what’s the catch?
 * Take your sorry ass back to hell
 * And also
 * Pay our rent
 * Hell
 * To be your little bitch!
 * Fine
 * Check this riff, it’s fucking tasty!
 * God dammit!
 * Sex slave
 * Gargle mayonnaise
 * No...
 * We've been through so much shit
 * Deactivated lasers with my dick
 * Now it's time to blow this fucker down
 * We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town!
 * Now we got to blow this fucker
 * He's gonna rape me
 * You guys are fuckin' lame!
 * OW, FUCK! My fucking horn!
 * Fuck you! (x2)
 * Clean version
 * Boy
 * Soundtrack version
 * What the fuck are you talking about?


 * Classico - Link
 * You fuckin suck my fuckin cock!
 * He is going to kick your fucking ass!
 * Kyle Gass
 * Rocking, and fucking rolling


 * The Government Totally Sucks - Link
 * Fuckin up
 * Fuck him up his righteous A!
 * Fuckin (x2)
 * He liked to get naked while he'd smoke on the weed
 * You motherfucker
 * Compared to bullshit!
 * Ben Franklin


 * History - Link
 * Bullshit we've done in the past
 * Tenacious D
 * Burrito supreme


 * Kickapoo - Link Second Link
 * A long-ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo
 * My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.
 * Gotta suck a chode
 * Dio
 * (spank) AAGHHHHH! (album version only)
 * AEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (spank) (music video only)
 * Sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and SHINY BLAAADE!
 * Fuck you, too
 * In my home
 * Jesus loves him more
 * Get it on
 * Shoot a load
 * Try to fuck with me


 * Kong (Japanese bonus track) - Link
 * Sacrifice
 * That is


 * Master Exploder - Link Second Link
 * My voice is fuckin powerful
 * Sorry
 * Blow
 * Scream


 * The Metal - Link
 * The vanquished foes of (insert)
 * Blooow
 * Defile
 * Metal
 * Destroy
 * Kill
 * (laughing)


 * P.O.D. - Link
 * Fuckin' insane


 * THC opening
 * (Grunt)
 * Bean and cheese burrito

Rize of the Fenix

 * 39 - Link
 * Whore
 * Don't you call her a whore!
 * Fuckin'
 * Sucka my dick
 * I'll fucking tear your esophagus out
 * Movie
 * My anus (My anals)
 * Stick a finger in it
 * Upon my (insert)
 * 39
 * 19 year old
 * 49
 * Good enough for me
 * Boobies


 * The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage - Link
 * Doin' mushrooms
 * Fuck him
 * Snort coke
 * Ass of a whore
 * Completely insane


 * Classical Teacher - Link
 * Orgasm
 * WHAT?!
 * GAWDDD!
 * Das my cock.
 * Das my cock in your buttcheeks.
 * I'm FUCKING WAKING YOU UP!!!
 * Touching me with your penis?
 * Lemme touch your penis.
 * Fuck


 * Deth Starr - Link
 * Get your shit together, motherfucker!
 * Son of a bitch
 * Shit
 * Fuckin'
 * Blow that bitch to another dimension
 * In the sky!
 * Calamari (clean version only)


 * Flutes and Trombones - Link
 * Hey, wha-what’s happening?
 * Explain yourself!
 * You goddamn motherfucking stupid piece of shit!
 * Fuck YOU!
 * (fighting)
 * (crickets)
 * Layin' down flute tracks
 * Fuckin'


 * Low Hangin' Fruit - Link
 * OH MA GAWD!
 * Butt-floss thong
 * Horny


 * Quantum Leap (Deluxe edition bonus track)
 * Sleep
 * Turd


 * Rize of the Fenix - Link
 * Fuckin'
 * Chapter
 * Tenacious D (in clean version)
 * Stinky pile of cheese
 * (explosion)
 * Climbing into your window
 * What
 * You know it's no too late
 * I don't care


 * Roadie - Link
 * Can I sucka your dick
 * Yes
 * I sucked your dick
 * Chode
 * Up


 * Rock Is Dead - Link
 * Gimme some head
 * Bottle of Jack
 * Blues (blew)


 * Señorita - Link
 * Fuckin' fuck myself
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuck you! You piece of shit! (PUNCH)


 * They Fucked Our Asses - Link
 * They fucked our asses
 * They fucked them hard


 * Throw Down
 * Chop off my head
 * Dead
 * Hill (hell)
 * You crazy motherfucker

Post-Apocalypto

 * Chainsaw Bazooka Machine Gun
 * Chainsaw bazooka machine gun


 * Cave - Link
 * (sighing) Oh, that was fantastic!
 * Dude, I'm in love
 * (gag) Oh, God! That's disgusting!
 * I'm so thirsty
 * What's this?
 * Ugh, I'm so fuckin' tired, dude


 * Colors - Link
 * Give a fuck


 * Daddy Ding Dong - Link
 * One, two, three, four, five, mothafucka go!
 * PREPARE TO DIIIIIIE!!!
 * Bust a fuckin' nut
 * Killed
 * Dick
 * Fuckin' kill
 * You motherfuckers
 * I'm gonna fuck you tonight!
 * I'm going to fucking kill you
 * (evil laugh)


 * Donald - Link
 * This was a good idea
 * NO!
 * Oh, good, you're here to suck my dick, I assume. Suck it like there's no tomorrow
 * Ohh, that's like the best I've ever had
 * It was meee
 * You're a piece of shit, and you can go fuck yourself
 * Gonna fucking die
 * What the fuck is going on here?!
 * AHHHH, YESS


 * Fuck Yo-Yo Ma - Link
 * To my
 * I'm gonna eat some iced cream
 * I feel so good! (It feels so good)


 * Home - Link
 * Wow. Here we are
 * This gonna be so cool!
 * WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK?
 * Stone-cold shitheads
 * Hello?
 * Ohhohohohoh man, did I call you a shithead already?
 * (Surprised yells)
 * SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' TRAP
 * I'mma torture you, and then I'm 'onna kill you"
 * Oh no!
 * What?
 * What're you doing--
 * I have an idea
 * (Yell)
 * What's the big deal?


 * Hope - Link
 * Live
 * Uhhh
 * Let's get it on
 * I know you're in there
 * Oh my god
 * Time for some (insert)


 * Making Love - Link
 * Cock
 * Finger
 * Earhole
 * Painful
 * Lick his butthole
 * Suck his balls
 * His cock
 * Orgies
 * Incredibly high
 * There's no time for being shy
 * I cannot have sex


 * March - Link
 * March, March, March, March.
 * In the USA, you are not allowed to be gay


 * Robot - Link 1 Link 2
 * Naked and alone
 * What?
 * (Suction noises)
 * Mission accomplished
 * In their (insert)


 * Space - Link
 * Fuck that guy
 * Stay where you are
 * (Guitar string)


 * Take Us Into Space
 * Elon Musk


 * Theme song - Link
 * End of the line!


 * Woman Time - Link
 * Ow!
 * Stop right there!

Miscellaneous

 * Beatles Medley
 * Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT! (No, no, no!)
 * You take


 * Cave Intro
 * In your hands
 * Poke you in the ass
 * Yeah


 * Kyle Quit The Band Demo Tape - Link
 * You slice of shit.
 * Shut up, you fucking ass.
 * (laughter)
 * You bitch.
 * You're my bitch, you fucking bitch.
 * I'll come over there and bitch slap you with my cock, motherfucker.
 * You're a fucking shit!
 * I’ve been waiting for two hours
 * You fucking cock!
 * Bitch!
 * Shitass
 * Cockass (x2)
 * You fucker!


 * Rock Your Socks (Live) - Link
 * Drop trou


 * Simply Jazz
 * Why do you do it?


 * You Never Give Me Your Money/The End
 * Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT! (No, no, no!)
 * You take

Tenacious D (HBO Series)

 * Death of a Dream (Cosmic Shame live performance) - Link
 * I don't fucking know!


 * The Search For Inspirado - Link
 * Goddamnit
 * WHAT THE FUCK?
 * You...COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit, and I've been sitting around getting sick of your ATTITUDE! YOU FUCKER! YA FUCKIN' BITCH!
 * (Crying followed by extremely long temper tantrum)
 * (High-pitched screech)


 * Road Gig (Jesus Ranch live performance) - Link
 * Smells of shit
 * I fell in love with a baked potato
 * I do believe so, yes

Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks
JB's BJ  - Link Rock Star Sperm For Sale - Link Butt Baby - Link
 * 1) FUCK! Six weeks and I've only sucked one cock!
 * 2) 5 dollars handjob, 10 dollars blowjob, 20 dollars rimjob.
 * 3) The blowjob is awesome!
 * 4) That's a lotta cum!
 * 5) (Kyle and Jack scream)
 * 6) You don’t have any money!
 * 7) (disappointed trumpet sound)
 * 8) Shit!
 * 1) Rock star sperm for sale! (x2)
 * 2) I know, goddammit, it blows.
 * 1) What the fuck?
 * Oh, nothin'... we're just trippin' balls.
 * LSD

Tenacious D: Time Fixers
Link
 * 1) Why don't the two of you guys go stick your heads up each other's assholes, and suck the shit out of each other's butts?
 * 2) The time-space continnum got fucked up again.
 * 3) Kick his fuckin' ass!
 * 4) Let's fuckin' do this.
 * 5) Well, there's just one problem with your fuckin' plan, you goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit, we're gonna kick the living fuck outta you!
 * 6) You fucker.
 * 7) Assholes
 * 8) Blows!

Jack Black on Piracy
Link
 * 1) Don't be a douche.
 * 2) No kick-ass rock n roll or movies.

Festival Supreme Promos
2014 Promo (feat. Kumail Nanjiani) - Link 2013 Promo (Electric Company parody) - Link
 * 1) Okay. That just happened
 * 1) Dicks
 * 2) Go fuck yourself in the ass

Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny

 * 1) It hurts my cock! - Link
 * 2) Holy shitballs. - Link
 * 3) I fucking love this band! - Link
 * 4) PERIOD! - Link
 * 5) The cock! Use the cock! - Link
 * 6) Oh goddammit (x2) - Link
 * 7) What the fuck are you doing? - Link
 * 8) (muffled) Fuck! - Link
 * 9) Bullshit (deleted scene)
 * 10) Screw it (The Government Totally Sucks deleted scene) - Link
 * 11) Pussies
 * 12) Cock

Tenacious D in: Post-Apocalypto

 * Cave
 * Monster
 * Penises


 * Donald
 * Still
 * Uhh, I have an idea
 * Kill him!


 * Home
 * Ding-ding-ding, right again, dumbass!
 * I'm gonna torture ya


 * Hope
 * Oh my God


 * Robot
 * My chainsaw bazooka machine gun
 * If you're feeling horny and you need to cum, I will help you cum
 * Okay
 * You shall pay with your life
 * (grunting)
 * Terminator sent from the future
 * With you, you little


 * Space
 * Dude, what the fuck is that?

Adam Sandler



 * Assistant Principal's Big Day - Link
 * My genitalia
 * Build toward orgasm
 * I am ejaculating
 * Satisfy each other orally
 * Undress each other
 * They are masturbating
 * I play with myself
 * Spanking it with a thumb up my ass


 * At a Medium Pace - Link
 * Stick it up my ass
 * Dick and balls
 * Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
 * Call me an ugly woman!
 * Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
 * Sit on the corner of the bed and
 * Watch me whack off! (x2)
 * Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
 * Shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
 * I'm about to blow my load!
 * You tell me it's time to make love, but now I can't, cause I spewed all over myself
 * My scrotum
 * Take the shampoo bottle outta my ass
 * Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
 * Make love
 * So sorry I spunked on my stomach
 * Slow down


 * Bar Mitzvah Boy
 * Crazy shit


 * The Beating of a High School Bus Driver - Link
 * (fighting noises)
 * High school bus driver


 * The Beating of a High School Janitor - Link
 * (fighting noises)


 * The Beating of a High School Science Teacher - Link
 * (fighting noises)


 * The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher - Link
 * (fighting noises)


 * The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions - Link
 * Fucked up
 * Fuckin shit!
 * My father's a fuckin' asshole, man!
 * My mother's a piece of shit, too!
 * A stupid bitch
 * A real fat bitch
 * Diarrhea
 * I had to shit all fuckin' day!
 * I've got a big fuckin' boner right now
 * Sexual arousal
 * Really hairy balls


 * The Buffoon and the Valedictorian -Link
 * This popcorn’s fucking terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!
 * It blew my fuckin' mind!
 * She gives everybody head.
 * Kathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits.
 * I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off!
 * My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day
 * I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girl!
 * My asshole


 * The Chanukah Song Part 4
 * Rom Jeremy's (fully Jewish and so's his) foot long buddy


 * The Cheerleader - Link
 * Shut up!
 * You suck! (x2)
 * OW!
 * You guys are assholes!


 * Do It For Your Mama - Link
 * Beat off ya' khhack an' balls
 * Ya cock and balls
 * Cock!
 * Stroking


 * I'm So Wasted - Link
 * Oh my god, he killed himself, he killed himself!


 * The Longest Pee
 * Oh, thank God
 * You pissed in your pants
 * There you go


 * Ode To My Car - Link
 * A big piece of shit
 * (You) fucking piece of shit
 * It sucks royal dick
 * A fucking pile of shit
 * My ass
 * Lick my sweaty nutsack
 * Oh, what the fuck did I do
 * Oh, fuck me
 * Crack
 * You’ll never ever ever get the pussy (Hey, shut up).


 * Oh Mom - Link
 * NO!


 * Sex or Weightlifting
 * Himself


 * Toll Booth Willie- Link
 * Considering you're a fuckin' idiot
 * Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
 * I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head in with a Louisville fucking slugger, what do you think of that ass-fuck!
 * You fucking bitch, fuck you!
 * You dirty whore
 * You cum guzzling queen!
 * Go fuck yourself
 * Eat shit! Eat my shit!
 * Isn’t that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of dog shit?
 * You fucking douchebag!
 * Go suck a cock!
 * You piece of fucking repeating shit!
 * Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
 * Dried-up, stinky dick-licker
 * The biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive


 * Whore! Where Are You? - Link
 * Whore! (numerous instances)
 * No whore!
 * Well then where de fuck is the whore?!
 * (door slam)
 * Goddamn whore bird! You'll get yours!
 * Under the guest bed?

Jon Lajoie

 * 2 Girls 1 Cup Song - Link
 * Lesbians
 * Covered in vomit and human feces


 * Alone in the Universe
 * Genitals
 * Vagina
 * Pee-Wee Herman


 * "Being Gay" Commercial - Link
 * Women
 * Straight
 * Being gay


 * The Birthday Song - Link
 * Formed a sixty nine
 * Abortion
 * Horny as hell
 * Ejaculated
 * Put a condom on


 * Blackbird (Recently Discovered Demo Recording) - Link
 * Stop taking LSD


 * Drug Commercial
 * Condom
 * Please don't shoot me, I have kids!


 * Everyday Normal Guy
 * You want some of this, bitch?


 * Fear Boner
 * Boner


 * The Fellatio Truth Movement - Link
 * Getting your dick sucked
 * Get your dick sucked
 * Get my dick sucked
 * Swallowing semen
 * 30% of girls actually swallow. They swallow the semen.
 * Your penis is inside someone else's mouth
 * Sucking your cock
 * You just lost a golden opportunity to get your dick wet!


 * Fuck Everything - Link
 * Bitches
 * Shit
 * Fuck you
 * Fuck me
 * Drop my eyes
 * I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible
 * Don't give a fuck about
 * Fuck 'em
 * Bitch
 * Motherfucker
 * Bitch i don't give a fuck
 * Semen
 * I'm not gay
 * Fuck my dick
 * I don't give a fuck


 * ”Hands” Commercial - Link
 * Gay masturbation
 * Straight masturbation
 * I wanna put my penis in your bum!
 * Damn Jews!
 * My dick
 * Don’t ever fuck with a jealous hamburger!


 * High as Fuck - Link
 * High as fuck
 * That's fucked up
 * Get the hell out of there


 * I Kill People - Link
 * Did you miss me?
 * Awww yeah
 * Police
 * Still got love for the vaginal crease
 * Suck your nuts
 * Sucking them would be gay, and I'm totally not gay. I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A.
 * 'Cause I don't give a fuck
 * I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson... no wait, that just makes me sound racist
 * Bitch
 * Pow.
 * Punk-ass gangsters
 * Want to have sex with me
 * They always have orgasms, cause my penis is so big
 * 25 inches long, and 12 inches thick; I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
 * I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
 * The Anne Frank of erections... no, that's inappropriate
 * An extra-large condom on my penis
 * Put your hands up


 * In Different Ways
 * I have no


 * Michael Jackson is Dead
 * Fuckin'
 * Semen
 * Fuck you, you motherfuckin’ cunt-ass bitch!


 * Not Giving a Fuck
 * Seriously, who gives a fuck?
 * Cunt-suck
 * Swallow a whole box of birth control pills


 * Pedophile Beards
 * Convicted sex criminal


 * Pointless Profanity
 * Go fuck yourself
 * Your whore of a sister
 * Your grandfather’s balls
 * Sticky, smelly diarrhea
 * Motherfucking son of a bitch bastard
 * Snapping turtle!


 * Pointless Profanity 2 - Link
 * Go fuck yourself
 * Gallons of horse semen
 * Human asshole
 * What the fuck, man?
 * I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fist-fuck a goat.
 * Baby-sized penis
 * Incestuous homosexual intercourse
 * Menstruating prostitutes
 * Your show fucking sucks
 * Bitch
 * You big bunch of dick-loving cum swappers
 * What the fuck!


 * Potty Training Song
 * Caca
 * Pee-pee in your wee-wee


 * Punched In - Link
 * What the fuck is wrong with you?
 * You are so fucked up


 * Punched In Ep. 2 - Link
 * You make me fucking sick.
 * Who. Gives. A. Fuck?


 * Rapist Glasses
 * Rapist (x3)


 * Show Me Your Genitals - Link
 * Women are stupid and I don't respect them
 * That's right. I just have sex with them
 * Show me your genitals (x12)
 * Genitalia
 * Your titties
 * I can't put my penis in your college degree
 * That's right bitch, now take off your thong
 * Naked (x2)
 * Your bum
 * I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay
 * Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
 * Vaginas
 * I'm out of here
 * I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls


 * Show Me Your Genitals 2 E = MC Vagina - Link
 * Aw yeah, I'm back... bitches.
 * You're not sucking my cock
 * Suck my dick
 * Have sex with me
 * Vagina (x2)
 * Orgasms (x2)
 * Having sex
 * Long and hard
 * Gay
 * Sex moves
 * Sexual tiger
 * Two
 * Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina
 * I want my penis to be inside both of those things


 * Sexpenze Commercial
 * Whiskey dick


 * Vaginal Hubris
 * Her vagina


 * Very Super Famous - Link
 * Oh, yeah drop the beats
 * You are shit (x2)
 * My penises
 * Penises
 * Semen (x2)
 * I'm Osama bin Semen, the vaginal terrorist
 * I'm Sodomy Hussein, the king of being hung
 * I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
 * I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants
 * I'm Fidel Asstro, the dictator of X
 * I'm President Hard-As-A-Rock Obama, I'm reforming the healthcare system - wait, that wasn't sexual.
 * On 69/11, I took down two chicks
 * My penis is super not small
 * Anal virginity
 * A condom
 * Sodomy
 * AIDS
 * Vagina
 * HIV
 * Get pussy
 * Bitches
 * You miss me, bitches?


 * Very Super Famous (Improved Instruments - Remix by Nemo Arpnen) - Link
 * Sex with a girl on her perioid


 * WTF Collective - Link
 * My Nutsack
 * Jack Black
 * Up in this bitch
 * I couldn't remember shit
 * Motherfucking
 * Public urination
 * Piss
 * Fuckin
 * Whip out my cock
 * Whip out my dick
 * Motherfuckers
 * Can't handle this shit
 * You're just a little bitch
 * Fuck that shit
 * I'll suck your dick
 * Hell yeah bitch
 * Badass
 * Shit my pants
 * Fly assholes
 * Fuck that
 * You guys raped me
 * Who the fuck is this, did somebody shit their pants?


 * WTF Collective 2 - Link
 * MC
 * Back in this bitch
 * Big tits
 * Rape
 * Jesus
 * Five minutes ago
 * Suicide
 * Motherfucking
 * Fuckin
 * Bullshit
 * Shoot myself
 * Kurt Cobain
 * Homosexual
 * Heterosexual
 * Fucked up
 * Gay marriage
 * Homophobic fucking asshole
 * Being gay (Be a gay)
 * Unnatural
 * Jesus
 * Penises go in vaginas
 * Insane
 * Show me your genitals
 * Stupid
 * Pull the trigger
 * See you all in hell
 * Killed himself
 * John Lennon
 * JFK
 * OJ Simpson
 * Shut up queerfags
 * Vagina


 * WTF Collective 3 - Link
 * That's racist
 * Peace off bitches
 * Motherfuckers
 * Retarded
 * Motherfucking
 * Bill Gates
 * iPhone
 * Motherfucker
 * Cock-blocks humself
 * You're so sexy
 * Hot tub with a bottle of champagne
 * By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have aids
 * Erection
 * Suicide
 * What the fuck's going on
 * My dick was immense
 * Retard
 * Constipation
 * Bowel movement
 * Gay republican
 * You're gonna get it you little dead bitch
 * It's just a guy having sex with a dead body
 * Dude, you just puked all over me
 * What am I doing wrong?

Da Vinci's Notebook

 * Enormous Penis- Link
 * Take a look at my enormous penis!

Eugene Pitt and the Jive Five

 * Never, Never
 * Never, never, never, no

Cesare Siepi

 * I Get a Kick Out of You - Link
 * Cocaine

Enrique Morente and Lagartija Nick

 * Omega
 * (yell)

Tiny Tim

 * Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year
 * Got the AIDS


 * Tiptoe through the Tulips
 * Tiptoe

Ann Austin

 * The Poo Song
 * You’ve got a poo in your pants, pants, pants

N.E.R.D.

 * Squeeze Me (From The Spongebob Movie: Sponge out of Water) - Link
 * Squeeze me

The Charlie Daniels Band

 * The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Link
 * Boy let me tell you what!
 * And it sounded something like this.
 * Sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how its done!

David Allan Coe

 * Cum Stains On the Pillow - Link
 * Cum stains on the pillow


 * Don't Bite the Dick
 * Don't bite the dick


 * Fuckin' in the Butt
 * Fuckin' in the butt (x3)
 * I'd like to fuck the shit outta you (x4)


 * I Made Linda Lovelace Gag
 * Make Linda Lovelace gag
 * Nickel-dime whore
 * My dick's so goddamn big


 * Nigger Fucker- Link
 * A nigger
 * Big black dick
 * Scumbag motherfucker
 * Goddamn nigger
 * Pussy
 * Sucked him off
 * Fuck


 * Whips and Things - Link
 * Good old Bloody Mary's on the rag again
 * Pussy Eatin' Pamela's got blood on her chain
 * Finger Fuckin' Sally
 * Suck 'Em Silly Shirley

Johnny Cash

 * A Boy Named Sue  - Link
 * Son of a bitch
 * Any damn thing
 * Hell of a fight


 * I Hung My Head (Sting cover)
 * I wish I was dead

Kacey Musgraves

 * Trailer Song
 * You nosy bitch

Ken Carlyle

 * Itty Bitty Titties - Link
 * Itty bitty titties
 * Big titties
 * I don't give a damn
 * Itty bitty nipples
 * Children
 * Girl Scout tent

Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper

 * She's Vibrator Dependent  - Link
 * Vibrator

Oscar Brand

 * Save a Fighter Pilot's Ass - Link
 * Save a fighter pilot's ass
 * Nickel on the grass
 * Bloody button
 * Goddamn (x2)
 * My ass


 * The Finest Fucking Family - Link
 * Fucking
 * Masturbation
 * Bloody
 * No doubt
 * Arsehole (x3)
 * Pecker
 * Whore
 * Finest Fucking Family (x2)

Rodney Carrington

 * Letter to My Penis (as performed on The Bob & Tom Show) - Link
 * Penis (Pains)


 * Titties and Beer - Link
 * Titties and beer
 * Queer

Tim Wilson

 * Booty Man - Link
 * Look at that booty, show me the booty
 * Gimme the booty, I want the booty
 * Kickin' the booty
 * Your mama's booty
 * Touchin' the booty
 * Used booty

Uncle Kracker

 * Follow me - Link
 * Follow me

Wheeler Walker Jr.

 * All the Pussy You Will Slay - Link
 * Cock
 * Pussy hole

CeeLo Green

 * Fuck You
 * Ain’t that some shit
 * I really hate your ass right now
 * Fuck you
 * Nigga
 * Why

Charlie Wilson

 * There Goes My Baby
 * We gonna have some babies

Gloria Gaynor

 * I Will Survive
 * By my side

Hot Chocolate

 * Heaven's in the Backseat of My Cadillac - Link
 * Back seat of my Cadillac

KC and the Sunshine Band

 * Shake Your Booty - Link
 * Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
 * Shake your booty, shake your booty!
 * That's the Way (I Like It) - Link
 * That's the way

Kool and The Gang

 * Get Down On It - Link
 * Get down on it!


 * Ladies Night - Link
 * Ladies Night

Marvin Gaye

 * Let's Get It On
 * Let's get it on

Mary Jane Girls

 * In My House - Link
 * In my house

Rick James

 * Super freak - Link
 * Very Kinky
 * The kind you don't take home to mother
 * All time favorite

The Trammps

 * Disco Inferno - Link
 * Burn, baby, burn!

Amy Winehouse

 * Rehab - Link
 * Rehab

Ella Fitzgerald

 * I Get a Kick Out of You
 * Cocaine

Nouvelle Vague

 * Too Drunk to Fuck (Dead Kennedys cover)
 * Fuck

Robert Goulet

 * Do You Hear What I Hear? - Link
 * Little (lamb to the shepherd) boy (Said the shepherd boy)

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

 * I Put a Spell On You
 * (scream)

The Algorithm

 * Access Granted - Link
 * Aw yeah!


 * Cluster
 * (plucking noise)


 * Logic Bomb - Link
 * (evil laugh)


 * Overclock - Link
 * (music)


 * Panic - Link
 * Intruder detected

The Association

 * Along Comes Mary - Link
 * Tastes as sweet as the punch


 * Windy - Link
 * Everyone knows
 * Tripping down the streets of the city

Beastie Boys

 * Fight For Your Right  - Link
 * Porno mag

Beck

 * Devils Haircut
 * Orgies


 * Satan Gave me a Taco
 * Satan gave me a taco, and it made me really sick. The chicken was real raw, and the grease was mighty thick

Bloodhound Gang

 * The Bad Touch - Link
 * Sex
 * Horny (x2)
 * God
 * Turn me on
 * Do it doggy style
 * Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


 * Fire Water Burn
 * Burn, motherfucker


 * I Hope You Die
 * Masturbates to


 * Mope - Link
 * Ah shit, here comes Pac Man…
 * Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is, motherfuckers?!?
 * Me, you bitches! I’m high on crack!
 * Wanna freebase?
 * Drugs are bad!
 * Pussies!
 * (inhale)
 * Whoa! Holy shit!


 * Screwing You On the Beach At Night
 * Screwing you

Crotchduster

 * Mammal Sauce - Link
 * Gay

Denis Leary

 * Asshole
 * Suburbanite slob

Eddy Grant

 * Electric Avenue
 * We're gonna rock down to

Frank Zappa

 * The Central Scrutinizer - Link
 * All the laws that haven't been passed yet


 * Cock-Suckers' Ball
 * Cocksuckers


 * Crew Slut - Link
 * Waiting for you


 * Dancin' Fool - Link
 * Wait a minute


 * Dong Work for Yuda - Link
 * The iron sausage
 * Dong


 * Joe's Garage - Link
 * Don't you boys know any nice songs?


 * On the Bus/Toad-O-Line
 * Who works at the Jack-In-The-Box


 * Outside Now
 * Plook the fuck out of
 * Executive


 * Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
 * Yes, indeed. Here we are


 * Stick It Out - Link
 * Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
 * Stick out your hot curly weenie
 * Weenie
 * Jizz upon the sofa


 * Sy Borg - Link
 * You're plooking too hard
 * Plooking too hard on meeeee!
 * Marital aides
 * Plook
 * Too hard


 * Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Link
 * Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeee?
 * I got it from the toilet seat
 * Cock
 * Gono(co-co-)coccus (sometimes used as "cock")

Grant MacDonald

 * Ram Ranch
 * Sucked


 * Ram Ranch 10
 * Prince Edward Island
 * Canada

Gorillaz

 * Clint Eastwood - Link
 * But not for long
 * Feel Good Inc.  - Link
 * Ass cracks

Igorrr

 * Absolute Psalm - Link
 * (Melodic screaming)


 * Damaged Wig
 * (grunt)


 * Houmous - Link
 * (yell)
 * (swelling choir)

Jason Mraz

 * I'm Yours - Link
 * God Forsaken Right!

Joe Jackson

 * Stepping Out - Link
 * WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kid Rock

 * American Bad Ass
 * Fuckin'
 * Are you scared?
 * Porno flick
 * Suck my dick
 * Ass


 * Bawitdaba - Link
 * Cell block six

The Left Rights

 * Alabaster Street - Link
 * Anus


 * Ass In My Face Part 2 - Link
 * There's an ass in my face


 * I'm on Crack
 * Pull to the right, pull to the left

Long Beach Dub Allstars

 * Listen to DJ's - Link
 * Have sex

Maroon 5

 * One More Night - Link
 * Filthy as hell!

Michael Jackson

 * Thriller - Link
 * (*Evil Laughter*)

Miley Cyrus

 * We Can't Stop - Link
 * Strip club

Nik Kershaw

 * The Riddle
 * False alarm
 * Gasoline

Panic! at the Disco

 * I Write Sins, Not Tragedies - Link
 * A whore
 * Goddamn


 * Victorious - Link
 * Tonight we are victorious!
 * Washed up celebrity

Peaches

 * Fuck the Pain Away
 * Suckin' on my titties
 * My titties


 * Tent in Your Pants
 * In your pants

Sheryl Crow

 * If It Makes You Happy
 * Geronimo's rifle


 * The Na-Na Song
 * Fucking
 * Phallic


 * Reach Around Jerk
 * Shit
 * Jerk

Simon and Garfunkel

 * The Boxer
 * From the whores on seventh avenue


 * I am a Rock - Link
 * I am alone

Sparks

 * What the Hell Is It This Time? - Link
 * What the hell is it this time?

Teddybears

 * Cobrastyle - Link
 * My style is the

ABC

 * Poison Arrow - Link
 * Shoot that poison arrow

Aphex Twin

 * Come to Daddy
 * (blood-curdling scream)
 * Milkman
 * Milk

AWOLNATION

 * Sail
 * Sail!

Backstreet Boys

 * Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Link
 * Everybody!

Bananarama

 * Venus - Link
 * I'm your (Venus)

The Black Eyed Peas

 * My Humps  - Link
 * What you gon' do with all that junk?
 * I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
 * Let’s Get Retarded - Link
 * Let’s get retarded in here

Blackbear

 * Shake Ya Ass (ft. P-Lo) - Link
 * Ass
 * Titties

Bombs Away

 * Big Booty Bitches - Link
 * Big Booty Bitches
 * Bi-Bi Boo-Boo (long stream of babbling)

Britney Spears

 * Gimme More
 * Bitch

The Buggles

 * Video Killed The Radio Star - Link
 * Video
 * Killed
 * Back in '52
 * Children

Catatonic Overload

 * The Sexual Thrill
 * The sexual thrill

Chris Brown

 * Look at Me Now (feat. Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes)
 * I'm done

Cyriak

 * Meow
 * Meow

Daft Punk

 * Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
 * Harder
 * One More Time
 * One more time

David Guetta

 * Sexy Bitch (ft Akon) - Link
 * Damn
 * You’s a sexy bitch

Dead or Alive

 * You spin me right round - Link
 * Watch out, here I come
 * You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, right round.

Die Antwoord

 * DJ Hi-Tek Rulez - Link
 * DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
 * Fuck you in the ass, you punk ass white boy

Diabolo-ical

 * Lol U Died - Link
 * LOL, U DIED.

Drake

 * Over - Link
 * Who the fuck are y'all?
 * What am I doin'
 * Oh yeah. That's right. I'm doin (me.)

E-Rotic

 * I'm Horny
 * Horny

Ed Sheeran

 * The A Team - Link
 * The Motherland

Eiffel 65

 * I'm Blue - Link
 * I'm blue
 * Blue Corvette
 * Yo listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in the Blue World
 * Blue

Fergie

 * Glamorous - Link
 * You ain't got no money, take your broke ass home.


 * London Bridge - Link
 * OH SHIT!

The Foundations

 * Build Me Up Buttercup - Link
 * Buttercup

Frankie Goes To Hollywood

 * Relax - Link
 * RELAX!

Gwen Stefani

 * Hollaback Girl - Link
 * That's my shit!
 * Heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it!

Günther

 * Ding Dong Song
 * Love toy

The Holland Boys

 * I Am Gay - Link
 * I am gay
 * I like men
 * Gay
 * Suck your dick
 * Men are my passion
 * Boy... (moans)

Jean-Jacques Perrey

 * Charley Stone
 * (Blubbering)

Katy Perry

 * Last Friday Night - Link
 * Credit Cards

Ke$ha

 * Tik Tok - Link
 * Bottle of Jack
 * Tipsy
 * My junk
 * Crunk

Laura Branigan

 * Self Control - Link
 * Among the creatures of the night

Laurent Wolf

 * Wash My World  - Link
 * Wash my (insert)

Lily Allen

 * Fuck You - Link
 * Fuck you

The Lillingtons

 * I Got Screwed Again
 * I got screwed again

LMFAO

 * Sexy and I Know It - Link
 * Sexy and I know it
 * Shots - Link
 * EVERYBOOOOOODY!

Loco Loco

 * It Burns, Burns, Burns - Link
 * In

Madness

 * Our House - Link
 * Our house, in the middle of the street

Madonna

 * Like a Virgin - Link
 * And you're mine!
 * Til the end of time

Marc Kiss

 * Bad Girl (Max Kinscheck Remix)
 * Super sexy

Mark Ronson

 * Uptown Funk (ft. Bruno Mars)- Link
 * Saturday Night

Max Coveri

 * Running In The 90s
 * In the streets

Morty Simmons

 * Hands Up is Dead
 * Like I give a fuck

Murray Head

 * One Night In Bangkok - Link
 * What do you mean?
 * Crowded polluted stinking (town)
 * In the Somerset Maugham suite

Nicki Minaj

 * Super Bass - Link
 * Pop bottles
 * Coke
 * Mothafuckin'
 * Hell of a guy
 * Who the ef I is
 * Cummin' (coming)
 * (B)ass
 * Niggas
 * Panties
 * American
 * Feminine side
 * Boom, boom, badoom


 * Starships - Link
 * Bud Light
 * Bitches
 * Fuck (x2)
 * Higher than a motherfucker


 * Anaconda - Link
 * (laughing)
 * Buns
 * Butt
 * Bitch
 * Shit
 * Pill
 * Fuck 'em


 * Stupid Hoe -
 * Bitch
 * Piss
 * Bitches
 * Suck my diznik
 * Ass
 * Stupid hoe
 * What the fuck's good?

Nicolas Fedorov

 * The Computer - Link
 * Computer

O-Zone

 * Numa Numa (English version)
 * It's me!

P!nk

 * Blow Me One Last Kiss - Link
 * I think you're full of shit!
 * Get The Party Started - Link
 * So you better
 * Just Like a Pill - Link
 * Little Bitch

Pitbull

 * Fireball
 * Baby, I’m a fireball
 * I Know You Want Me -
 * Damn he's hot
 * Shit
 * Fat ass
 * Timber (ft. Ke$ha)
 * (harmonica)

PSY

 * Gangnam Style - Link
 * Sexy lady!

R. Kelly

 * Bump 'n Grind
 * My body's

Rebecca Black

 * Friday - Link
 * Its Friday!

Rick Astley

 * Never Gonna Give You Up - Link
 * You know the rules
 * And so do I
 * Never Gonna Give You Up


 * Together Forever
 * Together forever

Rihanna

 * Don't Stop The Music - Link
 * Please don't stop the music!


 * Shut Up And Drive - Link
 * Shut up and (drive!)

S3RL

 * MTC - Link
 * Hentai
 * Masturbate

Skrillex

 * Kill Everybody
 * I want to kill everybody in the world
 * (beat drop)

Sonseed

 * Jesus Is My Friend - Link
 * Taught me how to live my life as it should be

Starbomb

 * I Choose You To Die
 * (Gran)bullshit!
 * Crazy motherfuckin' (insert)
 * Holy fuck!
 * Shot in the nuts


 * Mega Marital Problems - Link
 * Wife
 * Wait, You douchebag!
 * I bring sex moves from the future
 * Super-devil-ultra-mega nut-buster cum-blast
 * Mega dick, activate!
 * I'm gonna end your life!
 * She's a shallow whore
 * Douche


 * Sonic's Best Pal - Link
 * (Screaming)
 * NOW THAT THAT EGG-SHAPED COCKSUCKER’S DEAD
 * STREET JUSTICE DEATH EXECUTION

Thomas Dolby

 * She Blinded Me With Science - Link
 * I don't believe it!

Tomboy

 * It's OK 2 B Gay
 * Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Tyrese

 * Broke Ass Niggas - Link
 * I'm tired of these broke ass niggas calling my phone!

Usher

 * DJ's Got Us Fallin' in Love
 * Falling in love


 * Love in This Club - Link
 * I wanna make love in this club

2 Live Crew

 * Get the Fuck Out of My House - Link
 * Get up off your ass and clean up all this shit
 * Get the fuck out my house (x2)
 * Bitch


 * If You Believe In Having Sex Link
 * I’m gonna get some pussy!


 * Me So Horny - Link
 * I'm so horny, I-I'm, so horny


 * Pop That Pussy - Link
 * Big ol' titties


 * We Want Some Pussy - Link
 * To all of you bitches, and hoes, lets have group sex.
 * Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
 * WE WANT SOME PUSSY!
 * I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck

50 Cent

 * In da Club
 * Sex


 * Murder One - Link
 * Fifty


 * P.I.M.P. - Link
 * A motherfucking P.I.M.P

69 Boyz

 * Tootsee Roll
 * 69

2400 Kevo

 * Why the Fuck You Lyin'? - Link
 * Why the fuck you lyin'?

A Lost People

 * Big Booty Bitches (Bombs Away cover) - Link
 * Big booty bitches

A2M

 * I Got Bitches - Link
 * Big fat asses
 * My balls
 * Suck on my balls
 * Asshole

Action Bronson

 * Terry
 * Whacked off

Afroman

 * Crazy Rap (Colt 45 And 2 Zig Zags) - Link
 * Pussy
 * Marijuana
 * Leader of the Ku Klux Klan
 * We fucked on the bed
 * Fucked on the floor
 * Fucked
 * Sucked my dick 'till the shit turn white
 * Titties
 * She whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
 * That's the best damn pussy I ever had
 * Smoke
 * Weed
 * Feelin' high as hell
 * Ass
 * Big butt
 * Big titties
 * Joint
 * Good morning, ladies
 * You like that shit man?
 * I got a gang of that shit
 * Colt .45
 * Afroman
 * Rap CDs
 * Sell
 * She said AAAIIIEEE
 * Eastside Palmdale
 * I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
 * I fucked her own credit so I owe her
 * Beautiful sexy hoe
 * Fuck her til she turned to a white Albino
 * Put that pussy in a coma
 * Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
 * I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
 * I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
 * I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
 * Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
 * I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
 * Colonel Sanders
 * Cheech and Chong
 * I made this lady from Japan, never made love with an African, I fucked her once
 * Extended Version
 * Gotta go jack off
 * He start beaten on your ass
 * You're fucking his woman
 * That's her big boyfriend
 * Gettin upset cause you can't get her wet
 * Went over to the girls house to fuck
 * Play it off and eat the pussy
 * Pussy just ain't no good
 * It take her so long to cum
 * Your dick was hard but now it's soft
 * You had a girl to rock your world
 * Music Video
 * Afroman


 * Bacc 2 School - Link
 * Nigganometry
 * Eat a fat dick
 * Fuck a black dude
 * Orgies
 * Suck my dick
 * Cook that crack
 * Fucked up
 * The police
 * Eat da pussy
 * The university of smoking marijuana
 * An ex-convict


 * Because I Got High - Link
 * Now I'm jackin' off
 * Eat yo' pussy
 * But then I got high
 * Selling dope
 * Child support
 * Run from the cops
 * Blunt


 * Hungry Hustler - Link
 * Bag of weed
 * Fuck McDonald's and Taco Bell


 * Ho Stopper - Link
 * Pussy


 * Because I Got High (Extended Version) - Link
 * Beeyatch!

Akon

 * I Wanna Fuck You - Link
 * Convict (x2)
 * Music
 * Windin' and grindin'
 * That pole
 * I wanna fuck you
 * Put this dick on you
 * Pussy
 * Them poles
 * Niggas
 * Smoking
 * Humpin'
 * Titties

Atmosphere

 * One of a Kind - Link
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Bankroll Mafia

 * Fuck This Shit Up - Link
 * Fuck this bitch up

Billy The Fridge

 * I Stand with Misha (Leafy, Pyrocynical, RiceGum, KeemStar, etc.) Remix - Link
 * Ass whoopin'
 * Go fuck yourself


 * Leafy is Where? - Link
 * In that ass

Bobby James

 * Pornhub and Chill - Link
 * Pornhub on the internet

Booty Bass

 * Shake That Ass Bitch - Link
 * Shake that ass!

Bubba Sparxxx

 * Ms. New Booty
 * Booty

Busta Rhymes

 * The Abstract & the Dragon Speak Again
 * Fuckin' nasty

Capone-N-Noreaga

 * Bang, Bang (ft. Foxy Brown)
 * Bang

Chingy

 * Holidae In
 * Chillin at the Holidae In
 * Right Thurr - Link
 * Right Turr
 * Beware!

CMoney2343

 * She Shit On My Dick  - Link
 * On my dick
 * That's some fucked up shit

Cole the Rapper

 * I Eat Shit - Link
 * Fucking your mom
 * Take a piss

Cupcakke

 * Vagina
 * Vagina

Cypress Hill

 * Insane In The Membrane - Link
 * Insane in the membrane

Da Lench Mob

 * Guerillas in Tha Mist - Link
 * Dick and nutsack
 * Come {cum}

D4L

 * Laffy Taffy - Link
 * Skeet skeet skeet
 * Like a water hose

Dame Grease

 * The Future
 * Niggas' buttholes

DJ Assault

 * Ass N Titties 2001 - Link
 * Ass n titties
 * Hot horny hoes

DJ Chip

 * Bang, Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet - Link
 * Skeet skeet skeet

DJ Funk

 * Fuck Dat Ass - Link
 * Fuck dat ass

DMX

 * Bring Your Whole Crew - Link
 * They don't... I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse. I'm a nasty nigga; when you pass me...
 * I don't give a fuck
 * Whole crew
 * Like a bitch, cause you is a bitch and always been a bitch and you know how niggas do a bitch we run up in a bitch, put something in a bitch, nigga
 * Nigga
 * Think that you can blow me?
 * Chew a hole through


 * Party Up! - Link
 * Some shit

Doe Grimee

 * Pussy Slayer
 * Pussy slayer

Domo Genesis

 * Double Cheeseburger - Link
 * Six hundred sixty six

Donnis

 * Tonight - Link
 * 1) Diarrhea

Dr. Dre

 * Bitches Ain't Shit
 * Bitches


 * Fuck wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')
 * YEAH, motherfucker!


 * Fuck You
 * Fuck bad bitches


 * The Next Episode - Link
 * Smoke weed everyday

EarlWolf

 * Orange Juice - Link
 * Erection
 * Do not give a fuck

Eazy-E

 * Eazy Duz It - Link
 * Bitch, shut the fuck up!

Eminem

 * Bitch Please II - Link
 * Come on bitch
 * Where the fuck I comin' from
 * Flippin the bird
 * Oh for show
 * Limp Bizkit
 * Pimp shit
 * That's the devil


 * Criminal- Link
 * Prostitute


 * Em Calls Paul - Link
 * (Shitting sounds)


 * If I Had - Link
 * Condom On


 * Insane
 * What the fuck?


 * Just Lose It - Link
 * On my lap
 * Little boys
 * (fart)


 * Ken Kaniff (from The Slim Shady LP) - Link
 * Little bitch


 * Rain Man - Link
 * I forgot my name!


 * Kill You - Link
 * Coke
 * Bitch, I'ma kill you
 * Motherfuckers
 * You don’t, want to fuck with Shady, or Shady will fucking kill you!


 * Kim - Link
 * Fuck you, asshole


 * Marshall Mathers - Link
 * Ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
 * And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out!
 * My big white ass


 * My Name Is - Link
 * Pissed Off
 * Asshole
 * Fucked up
 * Fat bitch
 * I don't give a fuck
 * My ass


 * Public Service Announcement 2000 - Link
 * Fucking cock
 * Ass
 * Shit


 * Rap God - Link
 * What in the fuck are you thinking?


 * The Real Slim Shady - Link
 * I don't give a fuck


 * Shake That - Link
 * Strip club


 * Steve Berman - Link
 * Homosexuals and Vicodin
 * Shoved up your ass


 * Still Don't Give a Fuck - Link
 * Y'all can kiss my ass


 * Under The Influence - Link
 * So you can suck my dick
 * Suck my dick
 * Suck my motherfucking dick
 * In that asscrack
 * Pussy
 * On a acid trip
 * A big Chinese nigga
 * A bomb
 * Fuck your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
 * Jackin' my dick off
 * I grapple your Adam's apple until it crackle, run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you, get executed, 'cause I'm a Luni, I got a Yukmouth and it's polluted


 * The Way I Am - Link
 * Motherfuckin'
 * Bullshit

Epic Rap Battles of History

 * Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - Link
 * Whup your ass
 * Put 'em in my mouth
 * I'm about to make it rain
 * I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
 * Bitch!
 * The beard that I grow on my dick
 * Gonna lose [this battle]
 * Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking - Link
 * Having sex with a Speak n' Spell!
 * E equals M C squared
 * Ten million million million million million million million million million
 * Supercomputer
 * Ti-82


 * Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney - Link
 * (growling)


 * Benjamin Franklin vs. Billy Mays - Link
 * Ben Franklin
 * A bag of crack
 * Bird shit from my windows
 * With a special TV offer
 * Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
 * You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!
 * You following me camera guy?
 * Bi-focal-curious


 * Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe - Link
 * Candle in the wind that can't act for shit
 * Marriage
 * The door at Sephora


 * Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler - Link
 * I am Adolf Hitler!
 * You bitch
 * Piece of shit
 * Suck my (robot) balls
 * Pissed off
 * Motherfucker


 * Deadpool vs. Boba Fett - Link
 * Cootchie


 * Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton - Link
 * Blah, blah, blah


 * Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt - Link
 * What's up, bitches?
 * Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt 2 - Link
 * WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?


 * Goku vs. Superman - Link
 * Genitals


 * Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il - Link
 * A steroids pill
 * Spray tanned banana
 * Ric Flair
 * Dick hair
 * Barbeque
 * You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
 * You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother
 * South Park puppet show
 * Bitch [Beijing is in China]
 * Asshole!
 * North Korea, Bitch!
 * My dick is bigger than yours
 * Ooh yeah


 * John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly - Link
 * Die of a heart attack
 * In the shower
 * Smoke weed for an hour
 * Your face looks like the shit I took, High on LSD
 * I'm John Lennon
 * Suck his dick
 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Shut the fuck up
 * Don't tell me to shut the fuck up
 * Fuck it


 * Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven - Link
 * Cock
 * Gets you bitches on your Facebook pages!


 * Master Chief vs. Leonidas - Link
 * Not so fast!


 * Mother Teresa vs. Sigmund Freud - Link
 * Psych!


 * Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 - Link
 * Fuck you!
 * (growling)
 * Aw, come on, now what the fuck did I do?


 * Rasputin vs. Stalin - Link
 * STAAAAAAALLLIIIIN!!!
 * The man who made Mother Russia his bitch


 * Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock - Link
 * Motherfuckin' money


 * Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates - Link
 * Linux Bitch!


 * Terminator vs. RoboCop - Link
 * Bullshit!
 * Boner


 * Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill - Link
 * WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?

The Finatticz

 * Don't Drop That Thun Thun - Link
 * Don't drop that thun thun thun!

The Game

 * My Life (feat. Lil Wayne) - Link
 * My life
 * Bitch-ass nigga
 * Overdosed on cocaine
 * Don't shoot me!
 * (gunshot)
 * (window breaking)
 * Biggie
 * Fuck you, nigga
 * Bullet from Kurt Cobain
 * Fucked up
 * Motherfuckers
 * Punk-ass mothafucka

Ghetto Mafia

 * This Is A Stick Up - Link
 * This is a stick up

Gucci Mane

 * I'm the Shit - Link
 * I'm the shit, bitch.

Hopsin

 * I'm Not Crazy - Link
 * If I was really crazy I'd run up inside an orphanage and torment kids and beat baby's faces with oranges.
 * Jack off with sandpaper.


 * Kill Her - Link
 * Mentally retarded
 * No
 * Bitch!
 * Fuck you bitch
 * Kill


 * No Words - Link
 * Man, rap today fucking sucks BAD, I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
 * A lotta niggas (used as "I'm dyin' nigga")
 * Dumbasses


 * Sag My Pants - Link
 * Asshole
 * Slap hoes
 * Grimy whore

Ice Cube

 * Today Was a Good Day
 * Make that ass drop

Ice-T

 * Warning - Link
 * Suck my motherfucking dick (usually taken from DJ Valentino's Suck My Dick Link)

Ill Bill

 * A Bullet Never Lies - Link
 * Blowjob

Insane Clown Posse

 * Boing Boing - Link
 * Poopstains


 * Chop Chop Slide - Link
 * Uh-oh. Here come the popo.


 * Fuck Off - Link
 * Suck my balls
 * Fat fuckin' slob
 * Drop your britches
 * Suck my nuts
 * Kiss my asscrack
 * FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!


 * Fuck the World
 * 93 times


 * Halloween on Military Street - Link
 * Drop your drawers
 * Nuts
 * Fuckin


 * Hokus Pokus (Headhunters Remix) - Link
 * I fucked three fat bitches
 * My ass


 * In Yo Face - Link
 * Dirty ass
 * Anus
 * Jacked off


 * Miracles - Link
 * Motherfucking magic
 * Fucking magnets, how do they work?
 * This shit will blow your motherfucking mind
 * Juggalos


 * The Neden Game - Link
 * Big tits
 * Dry fuck
 * Nut in my underwear
 * Titties
 * Underwear


 * Please Don't Hate Me
 * Butt-fuckin


 * Red Christmas - Link
 * I'm stuck!
 * Bitch boy
 * Takin' a shit
 * Fuckin' slime


 * Santa's a Fat Bitch - Link
 * Suck my balls
 * Fat bitch (x2)
 * Shit
 * Fatass
 * Dog shit
 * Fuckin' rat
 * Motherfucker
 * Crusty old drawers


 * To Catch a Predator - Link
 * Finger fucking
 * Titty sucking
 * Butt knocker
 * Herpes
 * Dicks
 * Condoms
 * Funyuns and condoms

Jay-Z

 * Run This Town - Link
 * Homo

J Bigga

 * Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian - Link
 * Lesbian
 * Suck my dick (x2)

Jim Ross

 * My Ass - Link
 * In my ass

Juicy J

 * Bandz a Make Her Dance (feat. Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz)
 * Pussy

Kanye West

 * I Don't Like - Link
 * Your shit
 * That's rare nigga
 * Hoes
 * Dope money
 * A fuck nigga
 * A bitch nigga
 * Derrick Rose
 * Dykes
 * Pussy so deep
 * Strap-on


 * Graduation Day - Link
 * What in the fuck was that?

Klubbhoppers

 * Suck my dick (Blackroom Edit) - Link
 * Suck my dick!

Kutt Calhoun

 * Strip Club Song - Link
 * To the motherfucking strip club man
 * Strip club
 * Bitches
 * What up, bitch?
 * Shut up, bitch!
 * T and A
 * Gettin' raped
 * Nigga
 * In the club, get it up, suck a dick, get a fuck, hurry up, finish up, bust a nut, put it up
 * Fuck that bitch with a bat!
 * Crack
 * Gimme my two bucks back!
 * Biatch!
 * In the strip club


 * Naked (ft. Tech N9ne) - Link
 * A couple of niggas with they iPhones

Kid Cudi

 * Day 'n' Nite - Link
 * Day and night
 * Look at this

Lil' Peep

 * Save That Shit - Link
 * That shit

Lil' Wayne

 * It's Good - Link
 * Cocaine
 * Fuck the Judge and the Jury and the litigator
 * Fuckin'
 * Niggas
 * Pistol


 * Lollipop - Link
 * Call me so that I can get it juicy for ya


 * I'm Single - Link
 * Cut my dick off


 * Right Above It - Link
 * Sex change

Lil Wil

 * Bust It Open = Link
 * Pussy
 * Bust that pussy open

The Lonely Island

 * Dick in a Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)- Link
 * It's my dick in a box!
 * Take off their tops


 * Dreamgirl
 * You look like


 * Go Kindergarten
 * Get on the fucking floor
 * Whip your dick out
 * Pose nude for a family friend


 * I Just Had Sex - Link
 * I just had sex
 * Put my penis inside of her
 * With ma' penis


 * I'm On A Boat - Link
 * I'm on a boat, bitch!
 * Motherfucker, take a look at me!
 * MUTHAFUCKINNN'
 * Aw shit
 * Fucked
 * Get the fuck up!


 * Jack Sparrow (ft. Michael Bolton) - Link
 * Snorting mountains of cocaaaaaine
 * Pussy
 * Captain Jack Sparrow


 * Jizz In My Pants - Link
 * Jizz in my pants
 * Slut
 * Rubbin' my butt
 * Ecstasy


 * Lazy Sunday
 * Bruce Willis


 * Like a Boss - Link
 * I’m the boss
 * Bathroom
 * Swallow
 * Chop my balls off
 * Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, SHIT!
 * Like a boss!
 * PUSSY out!
 * Suck a dude's dick
 * Hell yeah
 * Call a sex line!
 * Suck my own dick
 * Crash my car
 * Black out in the sewer!
 * Fuck his brains out
 * Chop your balls off and die
 * B[u]y a...
 * In my mouth!
 * Jump out the window
 * Eat some chicken strips
 * Now I'm dead!
 * Chop your balls off and die
 * Sucking your own dick
 * Bomb the Russians
 * Nope
 * Nah
 * Bagel


 * Mama - Link
 * You suck, Mom!


 * Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
 * Rubber


 * Natalie's Rap - Link
 * Motherfucker
 * Fuck all night
 * All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
 * Shut the fuck up and suck my dick
 * My dick
 * Smoke weed every day
 * Take a shit
 * Fuck you man
 * Is


 * Spring Break Anthem - Link
 * Oh, shit!
 * Sex with a man
 * Show is your titties
 * Banging chicks right there in the sand


 * Threw it on the Ground - Link
 * In the butthole
 * My butthole was on fire
 * On the ground

Ludacris

 * Move Bitch  - Link
 * Move, bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!
 * Get the fuck out of my way


 * Sex Room (feat. Trey Songz) - Link
 * Sex room

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

 * Thrift Shop
 * This is fucking awesome
 * Big cock
 * Can we go thrift shopping?
 * Thrift shop

Mediumjay

 * Dildos (feat. MIKEG)
 * Dildos

Meek Mill

 * Ima Boss - Link
 * Bitch I'm a boss!
 * I call the shots!
 * I'm with the murder team.
 * Call the cops
 * We in the building.

Mickey Avalon

 * My Dick - Link
 * My dick
 * Yo dick
 * Little kids
 * Stinks like shit
 * Broken vending machine
 * A kid from the Philippines
 * Got touched by your uncle
 * Macaulay Culkin
 * VIP
 * HIV
 * We got dicks like Jesus
 * Gary Coleman

Monstercat Music

 * Internet Rebellion - Arion - Link
 * FUCK SOPA!

Montell Jordan

 * This is how we do it - Link
 * This is how we do it!

Nappy Roots

 * Awnaw  - Link
 * Hell no!

Nelly

 * Hot in Here - Link
 * Its getting hot in here!
 * Ride With Me - Link
 * Ride with me
 * We three - wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's.
 * Oh, Why do I live this way?
 * Must be the money!


 * Stepped On My J's
 * Hell no

The Notorious B.I.G.

 * Another - Link
 * Yeah, fuck you
 * What do you do if your bitch is untrue?
 * I need another bitch in my life
 * Sex is lethal
 * My girl suck another dick y'all


 * The Wickedest Freestyle - Link
 * Don't fuck with the condoms
 * Diseases
 * Syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia
 * AIDS

N.W.A

 * Always Into Somethin - Link
 * Niggas with big dicks


 * Automobile - Link
 * It's only a dick


 * Dopeman - Link
 * You need a nigga with some money so you get a dopeman
 * I don't give a shit!
 * Express Yourself - Link
 * Express yourself!


 * Fuck tha Police - Link
 * Fuck the police
 * Ice Cube, MC Ren, and Easy motherfucking E
 * You're God Damn Right
 * Nigga
 * Fuck that shit
 * A Teenager
 * The Product
 * Narcotics
 * That shit don't work!
 * Gang
 * (*gunshots*) Yeah ... Something like that!
 * Redneck white bread chicken shit motherfucker
 * Get him the fuck out of my face!
 * Gangsta Gangsta - Link
 * A nigga like me
 * The penitentiary
 * Drinking straight out the 8 bottle
 * A foot in your ass
 * Gangsta
 * Suddenly I see some Niggas that I don't like. Walked over to them and said ("What's up?")
 * So I said fuck it
 * All the bitches with the big butt
 * You Sophisticated Motherfuckers
 * Ladies
 * Wait a minute .... Cut that shit!
 * We want to fuck you easy! I want to fuck you too!
 * Life ain't nothin but bitches and money


 * Straight Outta Compton  - Link
 * Compton
 * Crazy motherfucker
 * Ice Cube
 * The gang called "Niggas with attitudes"
 * Dumb motherfuckers
 * Fuck with

Odd Future

 * Bitches - Link
 * Please shut the fuck up


 * P - Link
 * Fucked up

Omarion

 * Post To Be - Link
 * Eat the booty like groceries!

OutKast

 * Hey Ya  Link
 * Thank God
 * Cumma
 * Don't try to figh the feelin
 * Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor!
 * Shake it like a Polaroid picture
 * Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright

Pharoahe Monch

 * Simon Says - Link
 * Get the fuck up

Plies

 * Bust It Baby Part 2 - Link
 * On my chest

Rappy McRapperson

 * I'm A Gangster - Link
 * Selling drugs
 * Erection
 * White people
 * Burning
 * Cocaine
 * Suck on my wiener
 * A straight-up G

Rehab

 * My Addiction - Link
 * LSD

Rich Boy

 * Throw Some D's (feat. Polow da Don)
 * Cadillac

Riskay

 * Smell Yo Dick - Link
 * Lemme smell yo dick

Run the Jewels

 * Blockbuster Night, Pt. 2 - Link
 * Testicular

Samwell

 * What What, In the Butt? - Link
 * In the butt
 * Come to me, if you care
 * Do it in the butt
 * In my butt
 * (laugh)

Sir Mix-A-Lot

 * Baby Got Back - Link
 * You get sprung!
 * Baby
 * My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!
 * Yeah, baby


 * The Game
 * Prostitution

Slaughterhouse

 * Psychopath Killer
 * Rimjob

Slim Jesus

 * Drill Time - Link
 * Fuckboy
 * Fucked your girl


 * Chasin a Bag - Link
 * Sucking my dick


 * On the Block - Link
 * Suck a dick

Snoop Dogg

 * Sexual Eruption - Link
 * Sexual Eruption
 * Bad bitch with me
 * Little ho out
 * Damn right
 * Cigarette
 * Big ass booty
 * Orgasm(s)

Soulja Boy

 * Crank That - Link
 * YOOOOOOUUUUUU
 * Soulja Boy tell e'm!
 * Superman that hoe
 * I’m So Fresh
 * I’m so fresh, you can suck my nuts. (multiple instances)

Spice 1

 * The Murda Show - Link
 * Step the fuck off
 * Nigga

Stitches

 * Molly Cyrus - Link
 * I'mma put cocaine in yo ass
 * I'mma put my dick in yo ass
 * Put the molly in her ass
 * I just popped a molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus
 * I'mma put my dick up in your ass and it ain't coming out
 * If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck, cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt
 * My cocaine will make you numb, so I'mma put it in your ass with my thumb
 * I'm a demented motherfucker

Teamheadkick

 * The Fap Song
 * Fap

Three 6 Mafia

 * Slob On My Knob - Link
 * Give me head
 * Sex
 * Squeeze on my nuts
 * Lick on my butt
 * My nigga
 * Sucks on dick (does it real good)
 * A nigga
 * Lay on the bed
 * Where the niggas at?
 * Please don't touch
 * Bend ova
 * Suck a nigga dick or somethin'
 * Then came the odor, smelled like mush, should've had a woosh, told her to stop, and take a douche

Todd Moore

 * Getting Mad Money - Link
 * I'm -I'm -I'm getting mad money
 * Strip club
 * Katy Perry
 * Richard Simmons

Tone Loc

 * Funky Cold Medina - Link
 * I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener!

Too $hort

 * Gangstas and Strippers - Link
 * Stripclub
 * Strippers
 * G-String
 * The Ghetto - Link
 * The Ghetto

T-Pain

 * I'm In Luv (With a Stripper) - Link
 * A stripper


 * Straight
 * Straight

A Tribe Called Quest

 * Scenario
 * Dungeon

Tuka

 * Dickheads
 * Dickheads

Tupac Shakur

 * Hit 'Em Up - Link
 * You deserve to die
 * Untouchable (Drunk Freestyle)
 * Bitch-ass niggas

Twiztid

 * 85 Bucks an Hour (ft. Insane Clown Posse) - Link
 * What the fuck was that?
 * Piss you off
 * Get off our penises
 * I don't give a fuck!
 * Nuts
 * A hairy anus
 * A hairy sack
 * I slap hoes and bitches to the face, and scream to fuck off, bitch!
 * Shut the fuck
 * Shithead!
 * Shit
 * Fuck it!
 * Fuck with
 * I'll smash you bitch!
 * Cigarrete
 * So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kickin!
 * Stupid
 * Motherfuckin'
 * My nutsack
 * I'll snap your neck

Tyler the Creator

 * Domo 23 (music video version) - Link
 * I'ma kick his ass
 * Slap the tooth out his mouth


 * Rusty - Link
 * I ain't fuckin playing
 * Bitch
 * 666


 * Yonkers - Link
 * Crack rocks
 * Quit bitchin'

V.I.C

 * Wobble - Link
 * All The Shorties In The Club

Warren G

 * Regulate - Link
 * Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property. We damn good too!, But you can't be any geek off the street!
 * REGULATOOOOOOORS!, MOUNT UP!
 * Just hit the east side of the (LBC)
 * Warren G
 * Sexy as Hell
 * Sit back and observe!

Watsky

 * IDGAF
 * Fuck

Wiz Khalifa

 * Kleenex
 * Kleenex

YG

 * My Nigga - Link
 * My Nigga
 * Motherfucking Nigga

Yo Gotti

 * Law - Link
 * Its fuck the law
 * against the law

Young Zee

 * Get da Fuck Outta Here - Link
 * 1) Get the fuck outta here

Mad Cobra

 * Flex
 * Have sex

Sean Paul

 * Temperature - Link
 * I've got the right tactics to turn you on!

Vybz Kartel

 * Virginity  - Link
 * 'Member when me take your virginity?
 * A virgin

3 Doors Down

 * I Hate Everything About You - Link
 * Hate
 * Let Me Be Myself - Link
 * Myself

.38 Special

 * Caught Up In You - Link
 * Little Girl

+44

 * Baby, Come On - Link
 * I hate this fucking town

AC/DC

 * Back in Black
 * Black


 * Big Balls - Link
 * (Big) balls
 * Cum(s) x2
 * I've got...
 * Crabs
 * Great balls of fire
 * Pleasure


 * Hells Bells
 * Hell


 * Highway to Hell - Link
 * The highway to hell


 * Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution
 * Are you deaf?


 * Shake a Leg
 * Shake


 * Shoot to Thrill
 * Shoot

Acid Fascists

 * Up Against The Wall, Motherfucker - Link
 * Up against the wall, motherfucker!

Adolescents

 * Who Is Who (1980 Demo Version) -
 * They better get their shit together.

Aerosmith

 * Dude Looks Like a Lady - Link
 * Lady
 * Janie's got a gun - Link
 * On the run

AFI

 * Miss Murder - Link
 * Murder
 * Take my life

Against Me

 * Rebecca - Link
 * Come (used as cum)

Alanis Morissette

 * You Oughta Know - Link
 * Its not fair to deny me!

Aldo Nova

 * Fantasy - Link
 * Fantasy
 * Can't you see what this crazy life is doing to me?
 * Give you love
 * Neon lights

Alice Cooper

 * Sunset Babies (All Got Rabies) - Link
 * Babies


 * No More Mr. Nice Guy
 * No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Alice in Chains

 * Check My Brain - Link
 * Bong (bones)
 * Love Song
 * The fucking
 * Man in a Box
 * My shit

Alkaline Trio

 * Private Eye - Link
 * Fuck
 * Fucked up shit

All
She Broke My Dick - Link
 * Dick

Andrew W.K.

 * Party Party Party
 * Party!
 * Me
 * Ready to Die
 * Ready to die

Angry Samoans

 * Gas chamber - Link
 * Gas Chamber

Archspire

 * A.U.M.
 * (cymbal)


 * A Dark Horizontal - Link
 * (grunt)


 *  The Mimic Well - Link
 * (growl)


 * Relentless Mutation
 * (scream)


 * Remote Tumor Seeker - Link
 * (spittoon noise)
 * (weird growl)


 * Seven Crowns and the Oblivion Chain
 * (distorted noise)
 * (yell)


 * (unknown live performance) - Link
 * (gibberish)

The Aristocrats

 * D-Grade Fuck Movie Jam - Link
 * (porn music)


 * Smuggler's Corridor - Link
 * (choir)

Attila

 * Three 6 - Link
 * Hell yeah (x2)

Avenged Sevenfold

 * Critical Acclaim - Link
 * Motherfucker

Avril Lavigne

 * What the Hell - Link
 * What the hell?

Awolnation

 * Thiskidsnotalright
 * Fuck

The B-52's

 * Love Shack - Link
 * Love shack
 * Bang, Bang, Bang, on the door Baby!

Bachman Turner Overdrive

 * Taking Care Of Business - Link
 * Who try to look pretty
 * Taking Care Of Business

Barely Human

 * No Mercy, No War - Link
 * I don't wanna be retarded

The Beatles

 * Back In The U.S.S.R - Link
 * The U.S.S.R


 * Day Tripper - Link
 * Tripper

The Beautiful South

 * Don't Marry Her
 * Fuck


 * I Love You (But You're Boring)
 * Phallic

Ben Folds

 * Rockin' the Suburbs
 * Booty
 * Shit

Billy Idol

 * White Wedding
 * (scream)

Billy Joel

 * Uptown Girl - Link
 * You know I can't afford to buy her (pearls)

Billy Squier

 * Everybody Wants You - Link
 * And alcohol

Blind Witness

 * All Alone - Link
 * What the fuck is going on?

Blink-182

 * All The Small Things
 * Small


 * Anthem Part Two - Link
 * Fucked up


 * Blow Job (Sydney's Big Day Out 2000) - Link
 * Blowjob


 * Built This Pool - Link
 * Naked dudes


 * Dammit - Link
 * Fucked


 * Dysentery Gary - Link
 * Fuck this place
 * He's a fuckin' weasel
 * Your mom's a whore
 * Life just sucks


 * Family Reunion - Link
 * Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat! (x4)
 * I fucked your mom!


 * Fuck a Dog - Link
 * Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
 * Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
 * Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
 * (And his) ass
 * Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
 * Aargh me and me first mate asurvy cur!
 * Fuck you
 * In the ass


 * Give Me One Good Reason - Link
 * Fucked


 * Happy Holidays, You Bastard - Link
 * Shitting His Pants


 * Reckless Abandon - Link
 * Fucked a chick in the parking lot


 * Shut Up - Link
 * Shut the fuck up
 * Fuck off
 * Get the fuck up


 * Up All Night - Link
 * All night


 * What Went Wrong - Link
 * Get high


 * When You Fucked Grandpa - Link
 * In his ass
 * He rubs his dick in broken glass
 * When you fucked grandpa
 * Masturbate
 * I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight!
 * Fucking asshole
 * I hate you

Blue Oyster Cult

 * Astronomy - Link
 * Acid

Blue Swede

 * Hooked on a Feeling
 * I can't stop this feeling

Bob Seger

 * Old Time Rock And Roll - Link
 * (*Ferris Bueller reference*)


 * Shakedown - Link
 * You're busted!

Body Count

 * 'Talk Shit, Get Shot - Link
 * Oh shit, nigga (music video only)
 * Motherfuckers

Bon Jovi

 * Livin' on a Prayer - Link
 * Halfway there

Bowling for Soup

 * 1985 - Link
 * 1985


 * Girls All the Bad Guys Want - Link
 * Creamin' over tough guys


 * High School Never Ends - Link
 * Havin' sex


 * My Hometown - Link
 * Fuckin'

Box Car Racer

 * Tiny Voices - Link
 * Bullshit


 * Sorrow - Link
 * Too fucking fast


 * My First Punk Song - Link
 * I've got no dick

Brand New

 * The Archers Bows Have Broken - Link
 * Hell

Brendon Small

 * Could This be the End
 * Now
 * See you
 * Lock and load


 * Dangertits
 * (guitar swell)


 * My Name is Murder
 * Fuck


 * On My Way - Link
 * Black


 * The Prophecy of the Witch
 * Don't go!

Bryan Adams

 * Run To You - Link
 * Turns me on


 * Summer of 69 - Link
 * Was the summer of Sixty Nine!

Bryan Beller

 * Always Worth It
 * (low piano note)
 * (drum hit)


 * Let Go of Everything
 * (scare chord)

Buckcherry

 * Crazy Bitch - Link
 * Fuck

Butthole Surfers

 * Moving to Florida
 * Florida

Cake

 * Sheep Go to Heaven - Link
 * Go to hell (x3)


 * Nugget Link
 * Shut the fuck up

Cannibal Corpse

 * Pounded into Dust
 * DUUUUUUUUUUU(ST)

Car Bomb

 * Gum Under the Table
 * Fuck

The Cars

 * My Best Friend's Girl
 * Girlfriend

Chaotic Discord

 * Glue Accident - Link
 * You fucking shit-ass wanking Bastard! Fucking working class wank! Middle class fucking [inelligable]! Fucking [Inelligable] Cunt!
 * I don't give a fuck!

Children of Bodom

 * Stockholm Knockout Live  - Link
 * Son of a BEEEEYATCH!


 * If You Want Peace, Prepare For War - Link
 * Fuck
 * Are You Dead Yet?
 * (yell)

Christopher Cross

 * Ride Like The Wind - Link
 * The Border Of Mexico

CKY

 * Butt Plug Prank Call - Link
 * BUTT. PUH-LUG!

The Company Band

 * Zombie Barracades  - Link
 * Are you fucking kidding me?

Cradle Of Filth

 * Gilded Cunt - Link
 * (yell)
 * Cunt
 * Sodomites


 * Rise of the Pentagram
 * Pentagram

Crazy Town

 * Butterfly
 * Sex

Crush 40 and Paul Shortino

 * E.G.G.M.A.N - - Link
 * I got the master plan

The Darkness

 * I Believe in a Thing Called Love - Link
 * I believe in a thing called (Love *usually replaced with a fictitious entity or political ideology*)
 * Til the sun goes down
 * Touching you

Danzig

 * Mother
 * Mother

David Bowie

 * Let's Dance - Link
 * Dance

A Day to Remember

 * 2nd Sucks - Link
 * Get the fuck over it


 * All Signs Point to Lauderdale - Link
 * Fuck

Dead Kennedys

 * Too Drunk to Fuck
 * Fuck

Descendents

 * Hope - Link
 * Cock


 * Marriage - Link
 * Have sex with you


 * I'm Not a Loser
 * Buttfuck


 * Pervert - Link
 * Cunt

Dethklok

 * Awaken
 * Your death


 * Birthday Dethday
 * (guitar squeals)


 * Blazing Star
 * Bye


 * Bloodlines - Link
 * Hoo... ha... hoo... ha...
 * Close your eyes


 * Briefcase Full of Guts
 * Full of guts


 * Crush the Industry
 * Nothing


 * The Cyborg Slayers
 * Burn


 * Dethsupport - Link
 * Bronchitis
 * Kill me!


 * Fansong
 * Just follow me


 * Hatredy
 * Die! Die! Die!


 * Murmaider - Link
 * Check


 * Murmaider II: The Water God - Link
 * Check


 * Laser Cannon Deth Sentence - Link
 * FIRE!
 * Strapped to a rocket ignited
 * DIE!


 * Pickles Intro
 * Kill you


 * Tour Skit #1
 * Gets outta here!
 * Why don't you take a picture and blog about it online with yer pervert...laptop?

Devin Townsend

 * Bastard - Link
 * BAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAARD

Devo

 * Whip it - Link
 * Its not too late!

Dire Straits

 * Money For Nothing - Link
 * That little faggot
 * I want my

Disturbed

 * Down With the Sickness  - Link
 * Fuck you
 * Fucking whore
 * Die

Dog Fashion Disco

 * Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy - Link
 * I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili!

Don McLean

 * American Pie - Link
 * A long, long, time ago

D.R.I.

 * Couch Slouch - Link
 * Fuck off

Dream Theater

 * As I Am
 * Fucked


 * Black Clouds and Silver Drumming outtakes
 * Eat my ass and balls


 * A Change of Seasons - Link
 * (yell)


 * Constant Motion
 * (various weird keyboard noises)


 * The Count of Tuscany - Link
 * I
 * This could be the last time you see me alive


 * Descent of the NOMACS
 * (breaking glass/piano noise)


 * Fatal Tragedy - Link
 * Started (-tarded)
 * It is time to see how you die(d)


 * Finally Free
 * By learning from you


 * Flick of the Wrist (Queen cover) - Link
 * Prostitute


 * The Glass Prison
 * Me
 * Wide open


 * Just Let Me Breathe
 * (various weird keyboard noises)


 * The Mirror
 * How in the hell?


 * A Nightmare to Remember
 * (roar)


 * Power Down
 * (sirens, distorted noises)


 * Prophets of War
 * (choir)


 * Scenes From a World Tour outtakes
 * Eat my ass and balls
 * Lick my ass and balls
 * Suck on my ass and balls


 * Three Days - Link
 * (maniacal laughter)


 * Wither
 * I drown in

Drowning Pool

 * Bodies
 * One
 * Two
 * Three
 * Four

Duran Duran

 * Girls On Film - Link
 * Girls on film


 * Hungry Like The Wolf - Link
 * Hungry like the wolf

Dynamite Hack

 * Boyz in the Hood (Eazy-E cover) -
 * 1) Compton
 * 2) Drunk
 * 3) Niggas
 * 4) Clip
 * 5) MAC-10
 * 6) Pumpin' new shit by N.W.A
 * 7) Gangsta gangsta
 * 8) Slappin' the ho's
 * 9) Shooting some Hoop
 * 10) G.T.A
 * 11) Boy I ain't said shit
 * 12) Wanna get ill
 * 13) Homeboys chill
 * 14) Dolla
 * 15) Drinking
 * 16) Rock that body
 * 17) Bacardi
 * 18) Bitch
 * 19) Stupid
 * 20) Talking shit
 * 21) Reach back like a pimp and I slap the ho
 * 22) Old ass
 * 23) Punk ass tripping
 * 24) Punk ass

Eagles

 * Hotel California - Link
 * Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place!

Electric Callboy/Eskimo Callboy

 * Rooftop - Link
 * Porn stars on my 80" TV screens

Electric Light Orchestra

 * Don't Bring Me Down
 * No, no, no, no, no!


 * Four Little Diamonds - Link
 * Four little diamonds

Electric Six

 * Vibrator - Link
 * Vibrator (x2)
 * Artificial stimulator


 * Gay Bar (Hi Res) - Link
 * I wanna take you to a gay bar
 * Gay bar

Elton John

 * Crocodile Rock - Link
 * LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EMF

 * Unbelievable - Link
 * Unbelievable!

The Exploited

 * I Hate You (Live) - Link
 * Fuckin' faggot
 * I hate fucking you

Falling in Reverse

 * Fuck the Rest - Link
 * And your mother too


 * Just Like You - Link
 * Asshole

Five Finger Death Punch

 * Under and Over It
 * Did you know I don't care?!

The Fixx

 * One Thing Leads To Another - Link
 * Deception with tact
 * Which irritates
 * Just what are you trying to say?
 * Why don't they do what they say?
 * One (thing) leads to another.
 * The long face that you see comes from
 * Its easy to believe somebody's been lying to me!
 * Is like a bone in the throat

Floater

 * Crawl Into You - Link
 * Crawl into

Foo Fighters

 * Dave Grohl Kicks Fan Out - Link
 * Hey, motherfuckers
 * You don't fuckin' fight at my show you asshole
 * Get the fuck outta my show right now (x2)
 * Get the fuck out
 * Get the fuck outta here

Foreigner

 * Urgent -Link 
 * It's urgent!

Forgotten Rebels

 * Shit for Brains - Link
 * Shit for brains

The Fratellis

 * Chelsea Dagger - Link
 * Stealing everything she got
 * The hell of it
 * Sucking

Gary Numan

 * Cars - Link
 * In Cars

Gene Simmons

 * Asshole  - Link
 * Asshoooole! (x2)
 * An asshole

Genesis

 * Invisible Touch - Link
 * Invisible Touch

Grand Funk Railroad

 * Some Kind Of Wonderful - Link
 * Some Kind Of Wonderful
 * We're an American Band - Link
 * And proceeded to

Green Day

 * 21 Guns - Link
 * One


 * American Idiot - Link
 * Faggot


 * Basket Case
 * Whore


 * Jesus of Suburbia - Link
 * Pair of tits (music video only)


 * Longview - Link
 * Fuckin'
 * Masturbation

Guns N' Roses

 * Knockin' on Heaven's Door
 * Knock, knock knockin'


 * Welcome To The Jungle - Link
 * Very sexy
 * YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE!!!

GWAR

 * Bring Back the Bomb
 * Nuking
 * [Saving] the whales


 * Captain Crunch
 * Buttsex

Hall And Oates

 * Out Of Touch - Link
 * You're out of touch!


 * Kiss on my List - Link
 * I can’t resist
 * For the best things in life

Herman's Hermits

 * There's a Kind of Hush
 * And nobody in sight (rearranged)

Hollywood Undead

 * Bitches - Link
 * Bitches (X3)
 * Hoe
 * Get your drunk ass over here
 * This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile, now she's showing me her tits, I think this girl's gone wild, I whipped out my dick, and her jaw hit the floor, acting like she never seen a magnum before
 * Bitch give it up!
 * Undead dick in your hands
 * Sign my titties
 * Let's both get naked


 * Everywhere I Go
 * Bang sluts
 * Pussy

Honest John and the Factory Dealers

 * Time Cube
 * Banishment to a barren planet
 * Ignorance of the Time Cube is a curse upon humanity
 * You've been educated stupid and are too dumb to know it or maybe just too evil to care
 * Get ready for armageddon
 * Unworthy of Earth life
 * I am wiser than all gods and scientists, for I have created /Four simultaneous worlds with four simultaneous days within a single rotation of Earth

I Set My Friends On Fire

 * Crank That (Soulja Boy cover) - Link
 * You!

Iron Maiden

 * The Number of the Beast - Link
 * Satan
 * Six-hundred and sixty-six
 * Can


 * Run to the Hills - Link
 * RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!
 * Raping

James

 * Laid
 * Noises

Jefferson Airplane

 * Find Somebody To Love - Link
 * When the truth is found to be lies
 * Don't you want somebody to (love)?

Jimi Hendrix

 * Purple Haze - Link
 * The end of time

Jimmy Eat World

 * The Middle - Link
 * Everything will be just fine.

John Mellencamp

 * Crumbling Down - Link
 * Walls

Joe Esposito

 * You're the Best
 * You're the best around!

Journey

 * Don't Stop Believing - Link
 * Don't stop believing!

Judas Priest

 * Blood Stained
 * Blood-stained

Kix

 * Girl Money - Link
 * Baltimore

The Killers

 * When You Were Young - Link
 * Jesus

KMFDM

 * Anarchy - Link
 * Fuck me like a whore

Korn

 * A.D.I.D.A.S. - Link
 * Sex
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuck


 * All in the Family - Link
 * Pimp
 * Motherfucker
 * Kill
 * Im'a kill
 * You little faggot hoe
 * Shit
 * Whack
 * Suck my dick kid
 * Fag
 * You're just a fag and on a lower level
 * What the fuck you sayin'
 * You're a pimp whatever, limp dick
 * Eat that shit everyday
 * You'd better watch your fucking mouth
 * I'm gonna fuck you up, twice!
 * Fuck me up
 * I'll jack off in your eye
 * Getting buttfucked
 * Can your horse do a fucking wheelie? (or just "wheelie" as "willy")
 * You love it down soft and far!
 * I LOVE YOU!
 * I WANT YOU!
 * AND I'LL EAT YOU
 * AND I'LL SUCK YOU
 * AND I'LL FUCK YOU
 * AND I'LL BUTTFUCK YOU


 * Children of the KoRn - Link
 * Insanity
 * Pussy
 * Fuckin'
 * Children are born
 * Fucking bitches major
 * Fuck the law
 * With my dick in my hand
 * Cumming
 * Weed
 * Smoke
 * Kinky sex
 * Fuck authority
 * Hit you ass in the head with a 40
 * Porn and twisted-ass ways
 * Why don't you
 * Life is a bitch
 * Goddamn
 * BITCH!


 * Clown
 * Just fucking do it, dammit
 * Pussy
 * Fuck you


 * Faget
 * Gives a fuck
 * Suck my dick and fucking like it


 * Here to Stay
 * Whore


 * Justin - Link
 * Fuck All That Bullshit


 * K@#0%! - Link
 * Titty sucking bitch
 * My dick
 * Ass licking
 * Piss sucking cunt
 * Kentucky fried
 * Saggy tits swinging from your fat crusty armpits
 * Big-ass
 * Hairy pussy lips
 * Pecker
 * Queef
 * Oh shit
 * Fuck bitch
 * Damn fucking diarrhea slut
 * FUCK YOU (x2)


 * Right Now  - Link
 * SHUT UP! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!


 * Swallow
 * Fuck yes


 * Wake Up - Link
 * Wake the fuck up (x2)


 * Y'all Want a Single  - Link
 * Fuck that
 * Fuck that shit

Led Zeppelin

 * Stairway to Heaven' - Link
 * Lady

Lemon Demon

 * Ebaum's World Dot Com
 * Male prostitute


 * The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
 * Every single

Limp Bizkit

 * Break Stuff - Link
 * Bullshit
 * Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
 * Bloodstain
 * I think you'd better quit, talking that shit!


 * Faith (George Michael cover) - Link
 * Get the fuck up!


 * Radio Sucks
 * Limp


 * Rollin
 * Move in, now move out! Hands up, now hands down, Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now? Breath in, now breath out, hands up, now hands down, back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now? Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?), Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on), Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah),  Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'.
 * This shit right here
 * Shut the fuck up

Liquid Tension Experiment
(creepy noises)
 * Chris & Kevin's Amazing Odyssey

Linkin Park

 * Crawling - Link
 * CRAWLING!
 * These


 * In The End
 * All I know, time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away. It's so unreal, didn't look out below, watch the time go right out the window

Lionize

 * Replaced by Machines
 * (We've) all been replaced by (insert)

Living Color

 * Cult Of Personality - Link
 * Joseph Stalin

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 * Free Bird - Link
 * Lord knows
 * Lord help me

Machine Head

 * Beautiful Mourning - Link
 * FUCK YOU ALL!

Meat Loaf

 * Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back  - Link
 * Shove it up your ass
 * It's defective!
 * Is a lemon and I want my money back

The Meatmen/Tesco Vee

 * Tooling For Anus (Demo) - Link
 * I hate Detroit! It's the worst scum, shit, fucking shithole in the United States!


 * Meatmen Stomp (Demo) - Link
 * Alright, you cunts.


 * I've Got A Problem (Demo) - Link
 * You fucked up!
 * You better believe it, assholes!


 * Orgy of One (Demo) - Link
 * This is about people who say they don't beat off when they really do.
 * [A long speech about masturbation]
 * Blow 'em off, and jack off


 * One Down, Three To Go (Demo) - Link
 * About some legendary fuckwads, The Beatles


 * Meatmen Stomp (1981 Version) - Link
 * I heard you guys have been buttfucked by your dad since you were nine years old!
 * [Fart sound]


 * The Rap - Link
 * One rimjob two years ago and he thinks we're lovers.
 * Here, suck!


 * Becoming a Man - Link
 * You will have a nightly emission where semen comes from the penis.
 * I wanna fuck my daddy!
 * It's perfectly natural. So if Mommy tries to make you feel like a naughty boy, just tell her... Freud was wrong! (x7)


 * Dumping Ground - Link
 * Like a fucking meat sack, say you wanna suck me, say you wanna fuck me, I don't wanna touch you!


 * Mr. Tapeworm (Live) - Link
 * [Stage banter about the sound tapeworms make when evacuating the anus]


 * Orgy of One (Live)
 * We take our bloated leather bags out and beat them mercilessly til they relinquish some of that lovely coconut oil.
 * Remember, if you still have girl problems, don't forget the answer's at the end of your arm.

Metallica

 * Fade to Black - Link
 * I have lost the will to live


 * Hardwired - Link
 * Fucked
 * Shit out of luck

Mindless Self Indulgence

 * Stupid MF - Link
 * Stupid motherfucker

Ministry

 * Jesus Built My Hotrod - Link
 * Ling long


 * Kleptocracy - Link
 * Fuck you

M.O.D.

 * AIDS - Link
 * A penis up your ass!

Monster Magnet

 * Kiss of the Scorpion
 * Orgies


 * See You in Hell
 * See you in hell

Moving Pictures

 * Never
 * Never, never, never

Mötley Crüe

 * Kickstart My Heart - Link
 * I'd say we've kicked some ass!

Mudvayne

 * Happy? - Link
 * Are you fucking happy?

Naomi King

 * Fuck Buddies
 * Fuck buddies

New Found Glory

 * 20 Years From Now - Link
 * 20 years

Nickelback

 * Rockstar - Link
 * Playboy Bunny
 * Drug (x2)
 * Drug dealer
 * My ass


 * This Afternoon - Link
 * Hittin' from the bong
 * Kiss my ass

Nine Inch Nails

 * Closer - Link
 * Let me violate you
 * Let me penetrate you
 * I wanna feel you from the inside
 * I wanna fuck you like an animal
 * Help me

Nirvana

 * Heart-Shaped Box - Link
 * Cancer


 * All Apologies - Link
 * What else should I say? Everyone is gay.


 * Lithium - Link
 * I'm so horny
 * Yeah (x8)
 * I killed you
 * I'm a turd (live version only)
 * I'm so retarded (live version only)


 * Rape Me - Link
 * Rape me
 * Rape me again
 * Rape me my friend
 * Rape me (x8) [ending of song]


 * Smells Like Teen Spirit - Link
 * Stupid


 * Scentless Appearance -Link
 * Electrolytes smells like semen


 * Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam - Link
 * Jesus


 * In Bloom - Link
 * A whore


 * Milk It - Link
 * My shit (x2)


 * Paper Cuts - Link
 * Cock
 * Masturbate


 * Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip - Link
 * Had sex
 * Fuck man (whispered)
 * Moist Vagina - Link
 * Moist vagina
 * (her) Anus
 * Anilingus
 * Marijuana

NOFX

 * Creeping Out Sara - Link
 * Threesome
 * Fivesome
 * Strap-ons


 * Don’t Call Me White - Link
 * White
 * They're so fucking ordinary


 * Fish in a Gun Barrel - Link
 * Homosexuals


 * My Vagina - Link
 * My vagina
 * Lesbian


 * The Quitter - Link
 * Bitch

No Remorse

 * 1) Adolf Hitler - Link
 * 2) Adolf Hitler

Oingo Boingo

 * Little Girls - Link
 * I love little girls
 * Feel so good

The Offspring

 * The Kids Aren't Alright - Link
 * What the hell is going on!?
 * Suicide


 * Why Don't You Get a Job? - Link
 * Bitch
 * Dick


 * The Worst Hangover Ever - Link
 * Kicked my ass


 * Bad Habit - Link
 * God Damn Motherfucker


 * Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Link
 * Give it to me baby
 * Pretty Fly for a White Guy


 * Americana - Link
 * Well, fuck you!

The Outfield

 * Your Love - Link
 * On a vacation far away

Osker

 * Ballad of a Traitor
 * Piece of shit
 * Disconnect, Disconnect - Link
 * Goddamn

Pantera

 * Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills - Link
 * Fucked your girlfriend last night
 * God damn, I wanted to fuck
 * Fuck

Papa Roach

 * Last Resort - Link
 * Don't give a fuck
 * Contemplating suicide

Parry Gripp

 * '''Fried Chicken - Link
 * Fried chicken

Pat Monahan

 * Her Eyes - Link
 * Porn

Pearl Jam

 * 1998 Quarter Rant - Link
 * Fuck it! I'm outta here!
 * You have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta'em!
 * (cheering)

A Perfect Circle

 * The Doomed
 * Whores
 * Good luck, you're on your own
 * Fuck

Periphery

 * Alpha
 * Blind


 * Flatline
 * Sleep now


 * Habitual Line Stepper - Link
 * (yell)


 * Motormouth - Link
 * SHUT UUUUUP!
 * EAT SHIT!


 * Prayer Position - Link
 * (scream)
 * Bleahh!
 * Oh God, I'm...
 * Let's go


 * The Price is Wrong
 * Fuck


 * Reptile - Link
 * That gaping (brain) asunder
 * Goddamn!
 * (buzzing synth noises)


 * Satellites - Link
 * Suck my balls


 * Sentient Glow - Link
 * Eyes


 * The Way the News Goes
 * Wake up

Phil Collins

 * I don't care anymore - Link
 * Anymore
 * In The Air Tonight - Link
 * In the air

Pink Floyd

 * Another Brick In The Wall - Link
 * We don't need no education!
 * We don't need no thought control!


 * The Trail
 * Fills me with the urge to defecate

Poison

 * Nothing but a good time - Link
 * Don't need nothing but a good time!

Poison Idea

 * I Got A Right (Iggy Pop cover) - Link
 * Straight edge asshole

Posehn

 * My Phone Call with Weird Al
 * The president's


 * Take on Me (A-Ha cover) - Link
 * On me

The Pretenders

 * Back On The Chain Gang - Link
 * I found a picture of you.


 * Middle Of The Road - Link
 * So come on baby!

The Proclaimers

 * ''' I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - Link
 * I'm gonna be


 * I'm On My Way
 * On my wee

Psychostick

 * Beer!
 * Beer!
 * I like beer because it's good, I drink beer because I should


 * NSFW
 * Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck, fuck, fuck fuck…

Puddle of Mudd

 * She Hates Me
 * Fuckin' hates me

Puscifer

 * Cuntry Boner - Link
 * Fucked
 * Boner
 * My boner
 * My boner won't go down
 * Johnny Cash
 * Willie Nelson
 * (Fucked) Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy!
 * Elvis Presley's little girl!
 * Elvis Presley
 * Dolly Parton
 * Kenny Rogers
 * Barbara Mandrell
 * Fucked the cast of Hee-Haw

Queen

 * Bohemian Rhapsody - Link
 * Fantasy
 * I don't want to die!
 * Let him go!
 * Flick of the Wrist - Link
 * Prostitute
 * Flick
 * We Will Rock You - Link
 * WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
 * The Prophet's Song
 * The warning
 * I Want it All
 * And I want it now!

Rage Against the Machine

 * Killing in the Name - Link
 * Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
 * Motherfucker!
 * Guerilla Radio
 * Turn that shit up!

Ramones

 * Blitzkrieg Bop - Link
 * Ey, oh! Let’s go!
 * Blitzkreig

Rancid

 * Adina - Link
 * Let's go


 * David Courtney - Link
 * Motherfuckers


 * Listed M.I.A. - Link
 * Faggot


 * Roots Radicals - Link
 * Give 'em the boot

The Rascals

 * A Beautiful Morning - Link
 * Its a beautiful morning.

Red Hot Chili Peppers

 * 21st Century
 * Oral sex

R.E.M.

 * The One I Love - Link
 * This one goes out to

Rev Theory

 * 1) Hell Yeah - Link
 * 2) Hell
 * 3) Hell Yeah

Rick Springfield

 * Don't Talk To Strangers - Link
 * And still in school
 * Don't talk to (strangers)
 * How's life in the big city?
 * I hear the competition is tough.
 * Jessie's Girl - Link
 * Where can I find a woman like that?

Rise Against

 * Bullshit
 * Bullshit

Roach

 * I Gotta Take A Shit - Link
 * Take a shit

Rod Stewart

 * Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Link
 * Now, Hold on a minute!

Sammy Hagar

 * I Can't Drive 55 - Link
 * I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint

Seether

 * Gasoline
 * High on Revlon

Semisonic

 * Closing Time - Link
 * Closing time
 * You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!

Sepultura

 * Refuse/Resist - Link
 * What is this shit?

Sex Pistols

 * Anarchy In The UK - Link
 * Anarchist

Sick Animation

 * Suck My Dick With a Condom On - Link
 * Suck my dick with a condom on bitch
 * You can suck my dick

Simple Plan

 * Addicted - Link
 * Dick

Six Feet Under

 * Open Coffin Orgy
 * Orgy

Skid Row

 * Get the Fuck Out (Live at Wembely Stadium 1991) -Link
 * Who the fuck is this
 * Get the fuck out

Skybombers

 * It Goes Off - Link
 * God damn
 * Little mama

Slash

 * We're all Gonna Die (feat. Iggy Pop) - Link
 * OH Shit!
 * Pee on the ground
 * Tits
 * We're all gonna die!!

Smash Mouth

 * All Star - Link
 * Some
 * Walking On The Sun - Link
 * So don't delay! Act now! Supplies are running out!

The Smashing Pumpkins

 * Alienation
 * Penetration

Soilwork

 * The Wolves Are Back in Town
 * Death threat

Soundgarden

 * Black Hole Sun - Link
 * Cum ("Won't you come?")

Staind

 * It's Been Awhile - Link
 * Fucked things up

Steel Panther

 * Asian Hooker - Link
 * On my dick
 * Asian hooker
 * Hot little motherfucker
 * You're a dirty little cocksucker
 * South korea!
 * Broke out with gonorrhea


 * Bukakke Tears - Link
 * Nine-inch cock


 * Critter - Link
 * Don't be retarded


 * Death to All but Metal - Link
 * Dr. Dre
 * Dick
 * Gay
 * Death (to all but metal!)
 * Death to Papa Roach
 * Kill those fuckin' fuckheads
 * They can suck my ass
 * Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
 * Kill Madonna too, and then fuck 'er in the butt
 * Fuck Mariah Carey
 * 50 Cent's a fag
 * Shootin' hot sperm on each other's CHEST!
 * (musical outro)


 * Gangbang at the Old Folk's Home - Link
 * Gangbang (x2)
 * Gay (from "Bengay")
 * Started gummin' my dick
 * I got a rimjob
 * Senile sex slaves
 * Started licking my ass
 * I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming too fast
 * Had my fist in a butthole
 * I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphomes


 * Gloryhole - Link
 * Cock and balls
 * Lady-man hermaphrodite
 * Who's sucking my dick today
 * Gloryhole
 * Who's sucking my cock tonight
 * I'm gonna blow my load at the gloryhole


 * Gold Digging Whore - Link
 * Whore


 * I Want Pussy - Link
 * Pussy


 * I Want Your Tits - Link
 * I'm fucking horny, baby


 * It Won't Suck Itself - Link
 * IT WON’T SUCK ITSELF!!
 * Holy shit, it's getting worse!


 * Party All Day - Link
 * Fuck yeah, dude


 * Seventeen Girls in a Row - Link
 * Seventeen girls in a row (x2)


 * She's On the Rag - Link
 * Every day of the month her vagina bleeds
 * Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face, blood on my dick, all over the place
 * When it looks like a murder scene all over his dick
 * Now there's blood on the walls, blood on the lamps, blood on the roadies, blood on the amps


 * Tomorrow Night - Link
 * I’m going to get some pussy
 * Tomorrow night
 * But tonight I’m gonna jerk off

Steve Vai

 * Fuck Yourself - Link
 * Stick it up your ass
 * It don't matter if you're straight of gay, you should fuck yourself anyway
 * Masturbate with some Krazy Glue
 * Cum
 * Fucking shit
 * My asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
 * With your face
 * Fuck you
 * 10-foot pole
 * Jizz on my microphone
 * A copy of Rolling Stone
 * Fuck yourself with a garden tool
 * Fuck yourself silly
 * If you can’t even fuck yourself, how you gonna fuck someone else?

Strapping Young Lad

 * We Ride - Link
 * What the fuck was that!?

Sublime

 * What I Got - Link
 * Motherfucking
 * Wrong Way - Link
 * Tits

Suburban Rhythm

 * Bright City Lights - Link
 * Free porno mags
 * Hermaphrodites

Sum 41

 * Fat Lip
 * And I don't give a shit about nothing
 * An abortion


 * Motivation - Link
 * I don't give a shit


 * Crazy Amanda Bunkface - Link
 * I don't wanna hear you bitch no more


 * A.N.I.C
 * Fucking shit
 * You're an asshole


 * Confusion and Frustration in Modern Times - Link
 * What the hell

The Sweet

 * The Ballroom Blitz
 * They all started groovin'
 * A ballroom blitz


 * Rock 'n' Roll Disgrace
 * Phallic

System Of A Down

 * Boom - Link
 * 1) Fuck


 * Bounce
 * Pogo stick


 * B.Y.O.B
 * Fort Knox
 * Where the fuck?
 * Computers


 * Fuck the System - Link
 * Fuck the system


 * Kill Rock n' Roll - Link
 * Asshole


 * Prison Song
 * Bitch


 * Psycho
 * Cocaine


 * She's Like Heroin - Link
 * Whore


 * Sugar - Link
 * Fuck you!


 * Vicinity of Obscenity - Link
 * Whores
 * Beat the meat


 * Violent Pornography - Link
 * Fucks
 * VIIIIIIOLENT Pornography
 * Sodomy

Sylencer

 * Get it up
 * Penis

Talking Heads

 * Road to Nowhere
 * Road to nowhere

Theory of a Deadman

 * Bad Girlfriend
 * Fuck
 * Dick


 * Lowlife
 * Aw, fuck it

They Might Be Giants

 * Bastard Wants to Hit Me - Link
 * Some crazy bastard

Third Eye Blind

 * Semi-Charmed Life
 * Crystal meth

Three Days Grace

 * I Hate Everything About You
 * Hate

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

 * Mary Jane's Last Dance - Link
 * Mary Jane
 * The Waiting - Link
 * The waiting is the hardest part
 * One more
 * Won't Back Down - Link
 * Gates Of Hell

Tool

 * Ænima - Link
 * Dumbfounded dipshits


 * Hooker With a Penis - Link
 * Dipshit
 * Coke
 * I got some advice for you little buddy
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuuuck you, buddy!
 * Nipple


 * Prison Sex
 * Cum on


 * Stinkfist - Link
 * Stimulation

Toto

 * Africa - Link
 * Africa

Train

 * Drive By - Link
 * Downward spiral

Turbonegro

 * I Got Erection - Link
 * Erection

Undying Inc.

 * Ironclad
 * (scream)

The Unicorns

 * Ready to Die
 * Death threat

Uriah Heep

 * Easy Living - Link
 * Easy Living

Vile

 * Hypocrisy - Link
 * What the fuck is wrong with you?


 * 5 to 10 - Link
 * Rape little girls? Not me! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!


 * Homophobe - Link
 * I hate faggots!

Wall of Voodoo

 * Mexican Radio - Link
 * Mexican

Ween

 *  The H.I.V. Song 
 * H.I.V.


 * Piss Up a Rope
 * You big booty bitch


 * Strap On That Jammypac (live in NYC 4/16/2016)
 * Strap-on


 *  You Fucked Up 
 * You fucked up! You bitch!

Weezer

 * El Scorcho
 * Goddamn

Wesley Willis

 * Bust a Cap in My Ass
 * In my ass


 * The Chicken Cow - Link
 * Stab ya in the ass
 * In the ass
 * Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Blockbuster Video: "Wow, What a Difference!"
 * Chicken cow


 * Don't Curse in God's House
 * God's house


 * Drink Kool-Aid in Camel Piss
 * Camel piss


 * Drink That Whiskey - Link
 * Drink a bottle of Cutty Sark
 * Get drunk and fuck with somebody


 * Fuck You - Link
 * Fuck you (x15)
 * Take your bullshit somewhere else
 * Suck my damn dick, asshole!
 * Get the fuck away from me
 * Get your paws off me
 * I'm not working for you anymore!
 * Stick it up your ass
 * Jump into your hot rod and hit the road, asshole!
 * Rock over London, rock on Chicago! Diet Pepsi: "Uh-huh!"
 * Better one


 * I’m Killing You
 * I’m going to blow your brains out
 * I'm going to murder you


 * I'm Shooting Out Your Lights
 * I'm going to murder you, motherfucker!


 * 'Jar Jar Binks
 * Jar Jar Binks


 * Lethal Injection
 * Fucking


 * My Daddy Smokes Cocaine
 * He forces my brother to buy cocaine from a dope man
 * No good son of a bitch
 * Daddy
 * Cocaine pipe


 * My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks - Link
 * Crack rocks
 * 11:00 pm
 * That crack pipe
 * She does it by threatening him with a Smith and Wesson
 * Cocaine from a dope man


 * Retard Bus - Link
 * Retard bus


 * Rock & Roll McDonalds  - Link
 * McDonalds (x2)
 * McDonalds will make you fat
 * Restaurant where they buy food to eat


 * Shit and Fuck
 * Fuck


 * Shoot Me in the Ass
 * Shoot me in the ass


 * Shoot Me With a Gun
 * Shoot me with a gun
 * Pull out a .38 caliber revolver


 * Stay Out of the Ghetto - Link
 * Stay out of the ghetto (numerous instances, so far two have been used)


 * Suck a Caribou's Ass
 * Suck a Caribou's Ass


 * Suck a Cheetah's Dick - Link
 * Motherfucker
 * Suck a European bison’s smelly ass
 * Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup
 * Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack
 * Suck a male camel's dick with hoisin sauce
 * Suck a polar bear's funky ass
 * Suck a wooly mammoth’s dick with Miracle Whip
 * Bootyhole
 * Shitty asshole
 * Greyhound's musty ass


 * Suck My Dog's Dick  - Link
 * Suck my dog's dick
 * Lick a moose's dick
 * Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk
 * Suck a llama's balls
 * Bootyhole
 * Suck a klipspringer’s dick
 * Suck my Doberman Pinscher’s cock
 * Suck a constipated goat's dick
 * Honey badger
 * Goose Island


 * Taste a Camel's Shitty Ass
 * Nasty nutsack


 * They Threw Him In Jail
 * In jail


 * You're Going in the Graveyard
 * Look out, buddy boy!
 * I'm going to destroy ya, mothafucker!
 * Kiss this whole world goodbye

The Who

 * Who Are You? - Link
 * Who the fuck are you?
 * Won't Get Fooled Again
 * YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Yes

 * Owner of a Lonely Heart  - Link
 * Owner of a Lonely (Heart, *usually replaced with penis, or bedroom, to imply that this person hasn't had any action in a while*)
 * Much better than a
 * You've got to want to succeed!
 * Don't you hesitate at all!
 * Roundabout - Link
 * ("To be continued" theme)

Zebrahead

 * Lobotomy for Dummies - Link
 * Hell needed company
 * I wish you were dead
 * Payback's a whore

Zimmers Hole

 * Two-Headed Anal Baby - Link
 * Two-headed anal baby

ZZ Top

 * Sharp Dressed Man - Link
 * Sharp dressed man

A.Coe

 * The Fresh Prince of Dick Butt
 * Put a dick in my butt
 * Grabbed a dick and put it in my butt

Alien Red Wolf

 * Willy Bum Bum - Link
 * Little willy

Amateur Transplants

 * London Underground - Link
 * Fucking useless cunts
 * I want my fucking money back!
 * Wankers (x2)
 * Shove it up your arsehole
 * Shut the fuck up!

Andy Milonakis

 * Pussy Pussy Marijuana - Link
 * Pussy, pussy, marijuana, marijuana


 * The Superbowl is Gay Link
 * Water? Gay. Cologne is gay. DVD players are gay. DVDs are gay
 * McDonald's is gay!

Andy Rehfelt

 * Grotesque Impalement (Radio Disney version) - Link
 * Impale your flesh, draped in darkness
 * Your guts explode and life has ceased behind your eyes
 * Choke on my shit
 * Drown in my piss


 * Skrillex Does Fartstep - Link
 * (farting)

Bart Baker

 * Look Into My Eyes (While I Masturbate) Link
 * Look into my eyes while I masturbate

Brentalfloss

 * Super Mario Land with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer) - Link
 * Bullshit
 * (Super)balls
 * Magic mushroom
 * Buddy, what are you smoking?
 * Son of a... taint?
 * Zelda: Ocarina of Time with Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer) - Link
 * Maybe, don't be a prick!
 * Douchebag
 * I don't know why it gives you such a boner
 * You limey fuck
 * Shut uuuuuuuup!
 * Asshole!
 * DK Rap 2018: Where Are They Now? - Link
 * You'll probably die
 * Sex ed clown
 * Penis
 * Vulva
 * Bitter old bastard
 * Horny
 * He's dead
 * Super Mario Sunshine with Lyrics - Link
 * Drunk brother
 * GAAAH, [bleep]!
 * Kirby with Lyrics - Link
 * Say your prayers!

Chris Hardwick

 * Inflatable Lady - Link
 * Blow-up doll
 * Blow

Chef Aid: The South Park Album

 * Chocolate Salty Balls  - Link
 * You just burnt my balls!
 * Suck on my chocolate salty balls
 * Stick my balls in your mouth
 * Dick (from stick)
 * Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
 * Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Dave Rudolf

 * Go Play in Traffic - Link
 * Go play in traffic

Dick Hunter

 * '''You're Gay (Bad Day parody) - Link
 * Where is a fat cock when you need it the most?
 * Butthole

Endigno

 * Big Chungus
 * Chungus

Harry Einfield

 * Lodsofemone - Link
 * Hey, check this out!

Jeffree Star

 * Boom Boom Pow
 * Faggot-tron

Julio Black

 * Your Mother's Vagina - Link
 * Your mother's vagina

Jürgen Schlachter

 * Laughter
 * Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, heh heh heh
 * The Big Laugh
 * Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, heh heh heh

Kevin Bloody Wilson

 * Ho Ho Fucking Ho - Link
 * Fucking ho
 * Pedophile

Matt Rogers' Rated X-Mas

 * Have a Pornographic Christmas (Holly Jolly Christmas parody)
 * Cumshot
 * Pornographic
 * Porno shops
 * Watch him hump a smooth round rump, while you play with your dick
 * The porno star
 * Lots of meat
 * He sticks his dick into some chick
 * Dildos
 * Stuff them up their ass


 * Have Yourself a 1-900 Christmas (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas parody)
 * 1-900
 * Shoot your load
 * Find a good position
 * Sliding up and down your bone
 * You don't have my tits to squeeze, or my juicy snatch to fill
 * Baby, I'll screw you good
 * With his dick


 * I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand (Winter Wonderland parody) - Link
 * My dick is hard
 * I love to choke my chicken with my hand
 * Masturbate
 * Balls (x2)
 * Blue (x2)
 * Cumming
 * Dick
 * Grab my rod


 * Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer parody)
 * Rudolph the deep throat reindeer


 * Suck on My Cock (Jingle Bell Rock parody) - Link
 * Suck on my cock (x2)
 * Soon you'll be tasting sperm!
 * Beat my meat
 * Give me head
 * Shoot my cream
 * Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair
 * My shaft
 * A blowjob can't be beat
 * Thanks for sucking my cock!
 * Stuff the whole thing in your face
 * That’s how you suck on my COOOOOOOCK!

Milo Turk

 * No Sex Allowed - Link
 * Pregnancy

Nice Peter

 * Boobies
 * Boobies

NonJuan

 * Erectile Dysfunction (Sexual Eruption parody)
 * Erectile dysfunction

Paul and Storm

 * Cheetos
 * Eat some Cheetos and watch some porn

Peen

 * Lotion Man (currently lost media)
 * All over this picture of a ho

Pink Guy

 * STFU - Link
 * Stop being a fucking cunt
 * I don't give a fuck
 * You're a stupid fucking bitch
 * Piece of shit

Richard Cheese

 * Rape Me - (Nirvana Cover) - Link
 * Everybody... Rape me! Put your hands together
 * R
 * A
 * P
 * E
 * Rape me
 * Rape me again
 * Rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape-rape-rape, rape-rape-rape me!


 * My Neck, My Back (Khia Cover) - Link
 * Pussy (x3)
 * All over your face
 * Nigga
 * Shit on me
 * Bitches
 * My crack
 * Crack
 * Cum
 * My pussy
 * All you ladies


 * Welcome to the Jungle (Guns N' Roses Cover) - Link
 * You're gonna die!


 * Do Me (Bell Biv DeVoe Cover) - Link
 * Well, FUCK you!

Rucka Rucka Ali

 * Am I Gay?
 * His boner


 * Ching Chang Chong
 * Japanese
 * Oh, herro prease
 * Detroit


 * Go Cops - Link
 * NIGGA, WE BE GETTING HIGH!


 * I've Got Cancer
 * Scumbag


 * Obama Been Watching - Link
 * Titty-pictures
 * Postin' them videos for some old man to jerk it
 * Fuck me
 * In my face
 * You little faggot!
 * High-speed connection
 * Strappin'


 * Russia's Gay - Link
 * Buttsex

Saint Smythe

 * Omega Kowai Cuthwald Song by Not Safe For Work Cartoons - Link
 * I'm fucked-up
 * I jerked off to... 2 Girls 1 Cup
 * I watch a whole... fuckload of porn
 * I masturbate (...to unicorns)
 * Watch my roommate give someone head
 * Fap
 * My penis is so tiny
 * Up my hiney
 * And stick it in


 * The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality - Link
 * Fucking around
 * Cum spray
 * A nine-inch vibrator
 * (This is the Ultimate) Orgy
 * Homosexuality (x2)
 * Dildos
 * Fellatio
 * Sodomy
 * Took a shit (on)
 * Jacked off
 * Armadillo
 * Thirteen-inch dick (or just "thir" as "their"/they're)
 * Penetrated
 * Sixty-nine
 * Care Bear cum
 * Gayer than Brokeback Mountain
 * Ron Jeremy
 * Benito Mussolini
 * Bukkake
 * Strap-ons
 * Tits and vaginas
 * Cumming
 * Lesbian
 * Jerk off

Scott Brown & Anthony King

 * To the Guy I Caught Masturbating - Link
 * Masturbating

Shel Silverstein

 * Fuck 'Em
 * Fuuuuuuuck them!
 * Piss in your lap


 * Little Abigail and the Beautiful Pony
 * You won't die


 * Quaaludes Again - Link
 * Quaaludes

SLACKCiRCUS

 * HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA - Link
 * Step outside
 * Get real high

Song to a Wear Pants To

 * Applesauce Ballad of the Pet Tuba - Link
 * You can blow me


 * Fun With Appliances - Link
 * Okay

South Park: Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

 * The Most Offensive Song Ever (uncut version without Kenny)
 * Semen
 * Sucking

spib7

 * Rappin' Ron Reagan - Link
 * Lord, have mercy!

Stephen Lynch

 * Hermaphrodite
 * Hermaphrodite
 * If I Were Gay -
 * Get your hand out of my pants

Steve Berke

 * Pot Shop (Thrift Shop parody)
 * The pot shop

Tom Lehrer

 * Lobachevsky
 * Analytic and algebraic topology of local Euclidian metrization of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold

"Weird Al" Yankovic

 * Achy Breaky Song  - Link
 * Don't play that song, that achy breaky song, the most annoying song I know!


 * Albuquerque
 * It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.
 * He gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it!
 * DAAUGH! GET ‘EM OFF ME! GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH, GET ‘EM OFF, GET ‘EM OFF! OH! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GET ‘EM OFF ME! OH! OH GOD!
 * The world-famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
 * Albuquerque
 * Donut
 * Box of one-dozen starving, crazed weasels
 * I was just being [sarcastic]!


 * The Alternative Polka - Link
 * Why don't you kill me?
 * Animal


 * Another One Rides the Bus
 * The perverts in the back


 * The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
 * The Tupperware Museum


 * A Complicated Song - Link
 * Constipated
 * Laxative


 * C.N.R.
 * Made sweet sweet love to


 * Confessions Pt. III
 * Anymore
 * FYI, it was not a cold sore
 * I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick
 * 27


 * Couch Potato
 * The Playboy Channel


 * Dare to be Stupid
 * Yes!


 * Don't Download This Song
 * Lars Ulrich


 * Ebay
 * Alarm clock. Tell me why, I bid on Shatner's old toupee? They had it on eBay.


 * Fat
 * Ding dong (music video only)
 * I'm not really hungry right now (music video only)


 * Hamilton Polka
 * Bastard orphan son of a whore and a


 * I Lost on Jeopardy
 * That's not all!


 * I'll Sue Ya
 * Taco Bell
 * (laughing)
 * Jerk


 * It's All About the Pentiums
 * Bedsheets


 * Jerry Springer - Link
 * The hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
 * She-male
 * The stripper with the implants
 * The KKK and the gay Jewish black dude


 * Jurassic Park
 * Stick it


 * Lame Claim to Fame
 * Used the same napkin dispenser as
 * Paul Giamatti's plumber


 * Living with a Hernia
 * Erect (direct)


 * Midnight Star
 * Midnight
 * In the weekly Midnight Star


 * My Own Eyes
 * My own eyes!
 * My own
 * It'd drive a normal man insane


 * Ode to a Superhero
 * Trying to


 * Polkarama
 * And we'll float on okay


 * Ringtone - Link
 * Ringtone, ringtone, ringtone
 * Everybody (x2)


 * Smells Like Nirvana - Link
 * Boing!


 * Sports Song - Link
 * You suck! (x4)


 * Talk Soup
 * I have no genitalia!
 * Porno
 * Neo-Nazi


 * TMZ - Link
 * Some transvestite


 * Trapped in the Drive-Thru - Link
 * Driveway
 * Prematurely bald


 * UHF
 * Till your (brain) turns into cottage cheese
 * Ever seen


 * Virus Alert
 * Your attention, if you please
 * All of your porn


 * Weasel Stomping Day
 * Weasel stomping day


 * The White Stuff
 * The white stuff
 * Filling


 * White and Nerdy
 * (On my) underwear


 * Your Horoscope For Today
 * Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine

The Wet Spots

 * Do You Take It in the Ass - Link
 * Take it in the ass

Ylvis

 * The Fox - Link
 * What does the (fox) say?

Your Favorite Martian

 * Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) - Link
 * Penis

Passenger of Shit

 * Staple Tapeworms on My Penis - Link
 * (scream)
 * On my penis
 * My! Fucking! PENISSSS!
 * (weird upbeat music)
 * (static noise) (x2)
 * (weird noise)
 * Anus

12 Oz. Mouse

 * Hired
 * Cheese Industries
 * Pussy


 * Prolegomenon
 * (pinball machine noises)


 * Rooster
 * You dumbass
 * Q109
 * Fat


 * Theme song
 * I gotta get goin‘

Adult Swim Brain Trust

 * Anime Talk Show
 * I wanna die
 * Yeah
 * Jar of turtle penises
 * On my anal fins
 * Beat me with your tits

Adventure Time

 * Apple Wedding
 * Nope, nope, stop talking, go to jail


 * Bespoken For
 * Four way


 * Business Time
 * I am your boss!


 * Bad Timing
 * ...I'm sorry you're so stupid


 * City of Thieves
 * Hey, turd-le!


 * The Enchiridion!
 * Into my stomach


 * Five More Short Graybles
 * Beeauutiful
 * (scream)


 * The Gut Grinder
 * Wee wee


 * Hot Diggity Doom
 * Sayonara, suckers!


 * Jake vs. Me-Mow
 * (Disgusting burp)


 * Jermaine
 * Boo, stupid!


 * Power Animal
 * (Phone ringing)


 * Ricardio the Heart Guy
 * Hey, shorty!


 * Slumber Party Panic
 * Seven minutes in heaven


 * Wake Up
 * Wake up


 * Wizard
 * I'm out
 * Aw, man, this sucks!

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

 * Jimmy for President
 * WHAAAAAAT??!?!
 * Normal Boy - Link
 * Eleventy-six!


 * Sleepless in Retroville - Link
 * Time to take out the trash!

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

 * Boogey-Mania - Link
 * Penis (Pingas, from Snooping as usual)


 * Lovesick Sonic - Link 1 Link 2
 * NO!
 * Think you're hot
 * Sonic Says
 * By
 * That's no good!


 * Sonic Christmas Blast
 * Penis (from happiness ) - Link

All Grown Up

 * Bad Blood
 * (Old) man boobs (x2)


 * Interview with a Campfire
 * (scream)

American Dad

 * 100 A.D. - Link
 * Bitch, what are you crying about?
 * FUCK. Y'ALL.


 * Big Trouble in Little Langley
 * Too fucking late


 * Daddy Queerest
 * Big naked man


 * For Black Eyes Only
 * Oh damn


 * For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
 * A boner


 * Great Space Roaster
 * Strap-on


 * Helping Handis
 * My mother


 * Moon Over Isla Island
 * My mother


 * Old Stan in the Mountain - Link
 * You stupid BIIIIIIIIIIII-(gradually fading away)


 * Pilot
 * Avril Lavigne


 * Roger Codger
 * Butt stuff


 * Season's Beatings
 * Antichrist


 * Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold - Link
 * My bitch is horny


 * Stan's Food Resturant
 * Condom (x2)


 * Surro Gate - Link
 * Tight little asses


 * Tearjerker - Link
 * Mentally retarded (x2)
 * Not be retarded
 * An alcoholic
 * Cancer


 * The Worst Stan -
 * Butt play

Animaniacs (1993)

 * Chairman of the Bored
 * Bob Barker


 * Good Idea, Bad Idea: Marching Band'
 * (off-key piano notes)


 * HMS Yakko
 * You really wanna know?


 * Meatballs or Consequences
 * Or is this Ohio?


 * Pinky and the Brain Theme
 * Try to take over the world


 * Taming of the Screwy
 * Don Knotts

Animaniacs (2020)

 * Suspended Animation
 * The Catch-Up Song
 * WMD

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

 * 100
 * IT'S NOT NICE TO TALK TO STRANGERS.


 * Allen
 * Lick the juice from my asshole!


 * Allen Part 2
 * Fuckin' fuck fuckface


 * Bart Oates
 * Awesome!


 * Bad Replicant
 * had better look exactly like this!


 * Boston
 * I'm gonna saw my own head off
 * Shit
 * This sucks, I'm not doing this


 * Broodwich
 * 666
 * HOLY CRAP IN A PITA!
 * Skull in the basement
 * The future


 * Carl
 * Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit you up the middle!


 * Carl (a.k.a. Spacegate World)
 * Of course!


 * Carl Wash
 * You a dumbass
 * (Babbling)
 * Gonna get your ass whooped
 * This is retarded


 * Circus
 * Now you get the hell outta here before I rip out your brain!


 * The Cloning
 * Your left
 * Oh, God!


 * The Clowning
 * Stop telling me to do things!


 * Couples Skate
 * Pissed off


 * The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
 * RUUUN, FAT BOY, RUUUN!


 * Dickesode - Link
 * Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
 * ...that doesn't sound right does it?
 * Oh, do go on. Please.
 * HUMP YOURSELF
 * Dicks to complete the dickship
 * Yeah. I'm sure they're not
 * Someone's dick is coming with me tonight!
 * Who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?
 * Dick Planet


 * Dirtfoot
 * He's totally gay


 * Deleted Scenes
 * Feed this broomstick up your ass!


 * Der Inflatable Furher
 * I'm Hitler!


 * Dumber Days
 * Yo. Tizzame pass by just like Donovan McNizzab. Shiieeet.


 * Dumber Dolls
 * Night vision goggles


 * eDork
 * Mommy, it's tingling, I don't understand it
 * Oh, yes. You've been a bad, bad... chicken


 * Ezekiel
 * Jackass


 * Freda
 * Eat my ass


 * The Greatest Story Ever Told
 * The Bibble


 * Handbanana
 * It's time to take your temperature, see if the meat's just right
 * Okay, see ya
 * That is a load off my mind, knowing that rapist is gone.
 * Rape
 * Mmm... face down
 * Yeah. Bye-bye.
 * You, uhh... bastin' that turkey today?
 * Oh, he's not a boy anymore, he's a man
 * I don't know if I can sleep anymore


 * Interfection
 * Justin Timberlake


 * Kidney Car
 * Open up, or I'm opening it for ya!


 * Love Mummy
 * GEE WHIZ, YA THINK?!


 * Mail Order Bride
 * Blow a frickin' hole in


 * Mayhem of the Mooninites
 * Well, that sounds like a personal problem!
 * I'm gonna wring your pants!


 * Matt and Dave's Favorite Episodes Week promo (DVD extra)
 * Here we go now!


 * MC Pee Pants
 * ......WHAT?


 * Multiple Meats - Link
 * Asshole!


 * Rabbot
 * What is that?
 * Unleash the untanical frog!
 * Behold
 * That's real funny! 'Be real funny when I crack you with a pipe (original full cut, DVD extra)
 * This is a good beat! Why aren't you dancing?


 * Revenge of the Mooninites - Link
 * Sodomize


 * Revenge of the Trees
 * Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!
 * Hope your house burns down


 * Robots Everywhere
 * It smells like hot garbage pizza!
 * I'm not saying it twice!
 * I'm so sorry, I'm so rude
 * And now you die


 * The Shaving
 * Like crazy
 * Oh my god, no!


 * Super Spore
 * You like that, bitch?
 * You look good in dress!
 * I rule you!


 * Super Birthday Snake
 * Oh God, what have I done?!


 * Super Bowl
 * Shut up. Damn.


 * Super Hero
 * Wow, you know, that's really amazingly lame.


 * Super Model
 * Behold!
 * Oh... my... God...


 * Super Spore
 * Shut up, bitch! Get beer, for me lawyer!


 * Super Squatter
 * Oh God


 * Super Trivia
 * WHERE ARE YOU?
 * Success!
 * S'up?


 * Terrorphone (DVD bonus skit)
 * Nothing a good butthole massage won't fix
 * Ooh it's late, I gotta massage my butthole
 * Fanny port


 * Terrorphone 2: Rakenstein (DVD bonus skit)
 * Oh no, that rake is after my balls
 * Uh oh, it's coming for my balls
 * Coming from


 * This is Your Left - Link
 * You're gonna die!


 * The
 * This is mine!


 * Total Re-Carl- Link
 * Dammit
 * Go away. GO. AWAY.
 * I'm so tired of this
 * Freaking go away, you freak
 * A crapper
 * What do you need? What do you want?


 * T-Shirt of the Dead
 * You've been a naughty boy today!


 * Universal Remonster
 * Right


 * Unremarkable Voyage
 * (Vomiting)
 * (Drinking)

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1
Allen Part 2- Link
 * 1) You suckin' fuck suck gayass motherfucker
 * 2) You son of a bitch
 * 3) Pooty-butt doody!

Archer

 * Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe
 * Chinese sex slave(s)


 * Double Trouble
 * Can rebuild him


 * El Secuestro
 * GODDAMNIT!


 * Heart of Archness: Part III
 * Eat a bag of dicks!


 * The Man from Jupiter
 * I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection
 * Holy shit!


 * Viscous Coupling - Link
 * My penis can only get so ERECT.

Arthur
'Believe in Yourself (theme) - Link
 * 1) Open up your eyes

Atama Yama

 * 1) Mmmm?

Avatar: the Last Airbender

 * (unknown)
 * Cum

Axe Cop

 * Zombie Island... in Space
 * Tell that to

Beavis and Butt-head

 * Cyberbutt - Link
 * Porn
 * Porno
 * Shut the hell up


 * Held Back
 * I tried that once


 * Holy Cornholio
 * Boob


 * Manners Suck
 * Please come out of my butt
 * Wipe my butt
 * He tried to touch my weiner


 * No Laughing, Part II (Sex Ed) - Link
 * Sex education
 * Penis!
 * Vagina!
 * Testicles!
 * Venereal disease!
 * Sexual intercourse!
 * Scrotom!
 * Clitoris!
 * Masturbation!


 * Speech Therapy
 * Damn son of a bitch


 * Sexual Harassment
 * Boyoyoyoyoing!


 * Sperm Bank
 * I need your sperm


 * Spill
 * In my pants


 * Tech Support
 * Butt plug his computer


 * Top O the Mountain 
 * Top of the mountain


 * Trouble Urinating - Link
 * Take out your penises!


 * (Unknown)
 * (Laughter)


 * Vaya Con Cornholio
 * Dumbass

Black Dynamite

 * Panic on the Player's Ball Express
 * Big black genocide

Black Lagoon

 * The Black Lagoon
 * Pussy
 * He's gonna bite our ass
 * Limp dick son of a bitch
 * Dumbass


 * Mangrove Heaven
 * Fucked


 * Ring-Ding Ship Case
 * Taste like it came out of your ass
 * Piece of shit

Bob's Burgers

 * Bob Day Afternoon -Link
 * It looks like a huge misshapen penis


 * Human Flesh
 * Oh, my god
 * (Fart)
 * Ugh
 * Free samples


 * Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap
 * No

Bojack Horseman
'The Bojack Horseman Story, Chapter 1
 * Urethra

Prickly Muffin - Link
 * Suck a DICK, dumb shits!

Zoes and Zeldas - Link
 * 1) Worse than a hundred September 11th

The Boondocks

 * Bitches to Rags
 * Nigga, who gives a fuck?
 * Show you how to cook that
 * Crack


 * The Color Ruckus
 * That was some bullshit


 * A Date With the Booty Warrior - Link 1 Link 2
 * I came looking for booty
 * I came looking for man's butt
 * You came looking for sex with an underage boy?
 * I ain't got no milk, no cookies
 * Eh, eh, eh, nigga, you got a nice little ass, nigga. Give me your ass, nigga. You see me lookin' at you, nigga, Give me your ass, nigga
 * Mmhmm, take your time
 * No!
 * Chris Hansen
 * I like you, and I want you.
 * Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
 * The choice is yours
 * Okay. I-I see you choosing the hard way
 * Nigga, did you just say what I was trying to say, but smarter?
 * Little boys
 * Butt-ass naked
 * Now, I like to put the jelly inside my ass, then put some of this peanut butter on top of it! I call it a peanut butter, jelly, and asshole sandwich - but Tom here will be calling it lunch!
 * Some booty


 * Garden Party
 * The fuck y'all lookin' at?


 * Granddad's Fight - Link 1 Link 2
 * Watch where you're walking, nigga.
 * Hey, what you say, nigga?
 * What did you say, bitch nigga?
 * Hey, squeeze it, nigga!
 * Watch where you're walking, bitch.
 * Mehhh...that's some ol' bullshit
 * Ass-whupping
 * [Riley] Oh, hell no!
 * Bitch ass nigger!
 * Bitch ass nigger?


 * Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner - Link
 * Hoe


 * Mr. Medicinal
 * Diarrhea


 * The S-Word - Link
 * Porch Monkey
 * Spearchucker
 * Jigaboo
 * Jungle bunny


 * Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - Link
 * Nigga
 * You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, nigga!
 * Whadidyoo say, NIGGA?!
 * Fuck you, punk-ass pussy-ass bitch-ass nigga! I'll beat your motherfuckin' sediddy ass, nigga! Don't ever in your life ever try to holla at me, nigga!
 * Aw yeah!
 * What's good, nyuggah?!
 * A noose
 * Get your black ass outta here


 * The Story of Lando Freeman
 * Nigga, what you want!?


 * The Story of Thugnificent
 * Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfucker!
 * Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-buttcheeks!
 * That's a damn shame


 * Tom, Sarah and Usher
 * Pimp (x2)

Big Bunny

 * Episode 1: The Delicious Dog
 * Yummy!

Brickleberry

 * Saved by the balls
 * Now stick your finger in my butt so I can finish!

The Brak Show

 * Dinner Party
 * You aren't funny, and your judgement will reflect it!

Burnt Face Man

 * BFM Writes His Own Episode - Link
 * Wilkins


 * Golden Shower
 * Bacon cooked in piss

Care Bears: Unlock the Magic

 * Riffle the Whiffle - Link
 * Riffle riffle
 * A rare moon whiffle

Cartoonstitute

 * Joey to the World
 * Me
 * (Cracking)


 * Regular Show
 * (Giggling)
 * Uggghhh...this is TERRIBLE.
 * Eh?

Carl's Stone Cold Luck of the Century of the Week

 * Boston Freakin' Won
 * Grabass

Cartoonmania

 * Surprise
 * (Growl)

Camp Lazlo

 * Beans and Weenies 
 * Are you ready


 * Strange Trout from Outer Space
 * Fetish Link

CatDog

 * Safety Dog
 * 1) Owie!

ChalkZone

 * Rudy's Story
 * Draw something

Chobits

 * Chi Awakens
 * Porno

Clerks: The Animated Series

 * The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives
 * 1) Y'know, I lost my virginity to her.
 * 2) Jerry Seinfeld
 * 3) I'm not your mate, fag!
 * 4) Up yours
 * 5) Cigarette
 * 6) Three-way

Clone High

 * Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
 * Say whaaaat?


 * Homecoming: A Shot in the D'Arc
 * (Deleted Scene) -
 * Bitch - Link


 * Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations
 * Bitch
 * You've got crabs, assface!


 * Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts
 * Drugs
 * That's right
 * But why?


 * Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening
 * Penis

Codename: Kids Next Door

 * Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E
 * 1) Dos anyone know where a guy can get some chips and salsa in this dump?


 * Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
 * 1) Fuck You (I'll walk/No thank you)

Crashbox

 * '''Episode 11 (Distraction News)
 * The butt

The Critic

 * Every Doris Has Her Day
 * With

Cyanide and Happiness

 * Le Telepathe - Link
 * Dicks (x2)
 * Big pile of dicks


 * The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere - Link
 * My ass
 * I have the most comfortable ass in the world!
 * Ass cancer


 * Ow, My Dick - Link
 * Ow, my dick!
 * Hey, shut the fuck up


 * Patrick
 * That's fucked up

Danny Phantom
Bitter Reunions
 * 1) No. No you don't

Darkwing Duck
A Star is Scorned
 * 1) The slug that slimes your begonias

Deadman Wonderland

 * Dead Man Walking
 * Take your fucking hands off me
 * Bitch

Dexter's Laboratory

 * Aye Aye Eyes
 * Gay


 * Blackfoot and Slim
 * Hey, that tickles!


 * Dexter and Computress Get Mandark - Link
 * 1) And don't forget....


 * Dexter Dodgeball
 * 1) What's this crap?


 * Dexter's Lab: A Story
 * 1) Freakin' secret laboratory


 * Ice Cream Scream
 * 1) (Death scream)
 * 2) (Deep breathing)


 * Rude Removal
 * 1) STOP THIS THIS INSTANT!!


 * Sun, Surf, and Science
 * Hot


 * Things That Go Bonk in the Night
 * 1) Bonk!


 * You Vegetabelieve It!
 * 1) Feed me!

Dick Figures

 * Role Playas - Link
 * 1) Fuck!
 * 2) Cock!
 * 3) Balls!
 * 4) BUTT NAZI ASS THUNDER PUBIC HAIR CHODE DOUCHE IN MY MOUTH!
 * 5) Does she have big boobs?

Digimon Tamers

 * Juggernaut - Link
 * Come (used as "cum")

Doc and Mharti
Freedom of 101
 * Hey, what's up, you fuckin' niggers
 * 1) Shut your fucking mouth

Doomstar Requiem Soundtrack

 * Blazing Star
 * Bye


 * The Crossroads
 * Killed him


 * The Depths of Humanity
 * Oh my God!
 * Sorry
 * You should be ashamed of yourself


 * Do It All for My Brother - Link
 * Late


 * Doomstar Orchestra
 * (scare chord)


 * The Duel - Link
 * (scraping)


 * En Antris Et Stella Fatum Cruenti
 * Murder(ed)
 * What have you done?


 * Givin' Back to You
 * We need some drugs
 * Oh shit, we're fucked!
 * Oh no


 * How Can I Be a Hero?
 * Blowjob
 * STDs
 * Jack off every night
 * Probably just kill myself
 * I'm afraid the answer is


 * Ishnifus and the Challenge - Link
 * I await your decision


 * Partying Around the World - Link
 * Herpes
 * Crystals meth
 * In a lunch bag


 * Some Time Ago... - Link
 * Guitarist
 * Fucking

Dilbert

 * Y2K
 * 1) Orgasm

Dora the Explorer

 * Come on Vamanos! Song - Link
 * Come on

Doug

 * Doug Bags a Nematode
 * Whatever!

Dragon Ball (original)

 * The Emperor's Quest
 * NO!


 * Oolong the Terrible
 * Randy boy

Dragon Ball Z
General
 * 1) (Masako Nozawa/Sean Schemmel Goku's screams)

Goku's Arrival
 * 1) It's over NINE THOUSAND!!! - Link

Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone
 * 1) (Toshio Furukawa Piccolo's scream)

Drawn Together

 * Breakfast Food Killer
 * Great big cock
 * May I see it?
 * Screw all you


 * Captain Girl
 * I don't wanna die!


 * Captain Hero's Marriage Pact
 * Don't make me kick your ass!
 * Don't make me suck your dick!
 * Cuddle you like a baby


 * Charlotte's Web of Lies
 * What the fuck did I just say?!
 * You won't catch me, I'm the GINGERBREAD MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
 * I'll put a bullet in your fucking skull!


 * Clara's Dirty Little Secret
 * Look at my penis! What happened to my goddamn penis?!


 * Clum Babies
 * In the name of God!


 * Freaks and Geeks
 * You're a fucking idiot, sir!


 * Gay Bash
 * I'm gonna off this glue-sniffing cocksucker right fucking now!
 * Such an asshole


 * Hot Tub
 * You racist asshoo!


 * Little Orphan Hero
 * Those goddamn cunt shit dumb ass piss fuck meatball dick cock motherfuckers!


 * Lost in Parking Space
 * You cocksucker


 * The One Wherein There is a Big Twist
 * LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
 * I'm not afraid to die!
 * Fuck you


 * The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II
 * Nice, thick cock
 * Filthy bitch with a beautiful cock


 * Super Nanny
 * Ehh, jerkoff-assholes
 * Fucking


 * Terms of Endearment
 * Not in the hair, I've got a date tonight!


 * Toot Goes Bollywood
 * Touch yourselves
 * Go to the movies

Dr. Seuss on the Loose
Green Eggs and Ham - Link
 * 1) Eggs

Dr. Tran

 * 100% Ice (Part 1) - Link
 * So fuckin' wonderful
 * Super proud of his little perfumed balls
 * And he loves to eat cocaine.
 * Cocaine
 * Don't be a fag!
 * Then go turn yourself in to the police because you're a child prostitute and you should be ashamed of yourself!
 * My d*ck! (censor bleep removal results in almost the same effect as an uncensored "dick")
 * Out of a dog's mouth


 * 100% Ice (Part 2) - Link
 * Are you talking to me, you fat little bastard?
 * Who in the hell...?
 * Sex
 * Goddammit!
 * You fucked up!


 * 100% Ice (Part 3) - Link
 * Who the hell...?
 * Tits (numerous instances)
 * Pussy! (x2)
 * (screaming in pain)
 * I'm gonna slam my penis in the door of a luxury sedan


 * Dr. Tran Mail: Hotel Soap - Link
 * Hotel soap


 * Dr. Tran Mail: Keith Cares - Link
 * In my pants
 * Boner
 * No! Shut up!
 * Popped a boner
 * Aah, for God's sake!


 * Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack - Link
 * I just keep hitting little boys!
 * Take your top off and get killed by Greg Kinnear


 * Roybertito's - Link
 * I'm gonna kill myself!
 * Yeah! (x3)
 * What's happening?

Duck Dodgers

 * Theme Song
 * Twenty-fourth and one halfth

Dumbland
The Neighbor
 * 1) Fuck you!

Durarara!
Chocolate ga Yukuefumei - Link
 * 1) (scream)

Ed Edd 'n Eddy

 * Ed Edd 'n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
 * A dick[ie? They still MAKE these?]


 * Once Upon an Ed - Link
 * I'M A MINOR, STOP!!!


 * Rambling Ed
 * I have one eyebrow and the brain of a bug


 * Wish You Were Ed
 * THE SON OF A SHEPHERD HAS RETURNED!

The Fairly Oddparents

 * Apartnership
 * Poopy

Family Guy

 * 12 and a Half Angry Men
 * War


 * And I'm Joyce Kinney - Link
 * A pornographic movie
 * Topless, high on coke
 * But that shit is hot!
 * (porno music)


 * An App a Day
 * Are you shittin me?
 * Piece of shit
 * I'm gonna go to your house and fuck your wife!


 * April in Quahog - Link
 * See ya, bitch! (TV version)
 * Bitchin'! (DVD version)
 * A song that's not whiny bullshit


 * Baby Not on Board
 * Hustler magazine
 * AH, FUCK! YOU BLOW THAT FUCKING HORN AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL RAM THAT FUCKING THING UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS!


 * Back to the Woods - Link
 * Jewish
 * Poop sack


 * Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey - Link
 * You shouldn't have talked, you stupid bitch! I hope you die!
 * Say whaaaat?


 * Blind Ambition - Link
 * Jesus christ!
 * Lost control of my bladder


 * The Blind Side (Scenes with Peter Falling Down the Stairs) - Link
 * Agh! Ow! Oh! Agh! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
 * Aagh! Ow! Oh! Fuck! Fucking cock! FUCK! COCK! COCK!
 * Aaayaaaagaaagh! Fuck! Fuck! Goddammit! Fucking cock-sucking cock! Fuck! Dammit!


 * Breaking Out is Hard to Do
 * Candy van [rearranged]


 * Brain and Stewie
 * I voted for McCain


 * Brothers and Sisters- Link 1 Link 2
 * You wanna see my paginis?
 * Masturbate
 * NOT OKAY!
 * Tubes


 * Boys Do Cry
 * Retarded guy
 * (S&M cow moaning)
 * (gunshot)


 * Call Girl - Link
 * Eight fucking hours later...


 * Chick Cancer (deleted scene)
 * Prostitute - Link


 * Chris Cross - Link
 * Suck my cock, motherfucker!


 * The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Link
 * Kicked in the nuts
 * You Have AIDS
 * Unprotected sex
 * You got the aids
 * You have AIDS
 * HIV


 * The Courtship of Stewie's Father
 * Are you dead?


 * Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
 * Dildo
 * Dildoes


 * Death Has a Shadow
 * Chamber
 * No!
 * Yeah, I'd like 6,000 chicken fajitas, please(Fajitas is pronounced as “Fah-JEE-tuhs)


 * Death Lives
 * Heh heh, alright


 * Dr C and the Women - Link
 * Did you or did you not distribute alcohol and marijuana to minors
 * Fatass


 * Dog Gone
 * Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth for once and go home and fuck your wife in the face?


 * Don't Make Me Over - Link
 * Rubber
 * (scream)
 * Porn star
 * I Want to Have Intercourse with You - Link
 * I want to have intercourse with you!


 * Excellence in Broadcasting
 * I dream of Republican Town


 * Extra Large Medium
 * Are we gonna die?


 * Family Gay - Link
 * Horse sperm
 * That's nasty


 * Family Goy
 * Are you out of your fucking mind?!


 * Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
 * West Siedee


 * The Fat Guy Strangler - Link
 * Take that, you bitch!
 * Hepatitis
 * Fuck you!


 * The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
 * Genital warts - Link


 * The Former Life of Brian
 * Now take your fuckin' pants off!


 * Foreign Affairs
 * Todays final exam will consist of two parts: oral and anal.


 * FOX-y Lady (DVD version)
 * Fuck it!


 * From Method To Madness - Link
 * Holy moly! It must be my birthday!


 * Grumpy Old Man - Link
 * Well, no shit!
 * Are you fuckin' shittin' me?


 * Halloween on Spooner Street - Link
 * Fuckface
 * Hepatitis C
 * Gonorrhea
 * Ugly bitches
 * Moooo!


 * Hell Comes to Quahog - Link 1 Link 2
 * What the Hell!?
 * No no no no NO NOOOOOO!
 * Kicks ass
 * So fucking funny!
 * Hummer


 * Herpe, the Love Sore
 * Oh my god


 * A Hero Sits Next Door
 * You will bow to me


 * He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Link
 * Normies


 * I Never Met the Dead Man
 * Manson


 * Into Harmony's Way - Link
 * Rubber


 * It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) 
 * (Having) gay* sex (*"butt sex" in uncensored version) -
 * Cowboy gay* sex
 * Sodomy


 * It's a Trap
 * Calm the fuck down


 * Jerome is the New Black (Black Jesus) - Link
 * Ass
 * Yo momma's ass


 * Jungle Love
 * (S&M cow moaning)


 * The King is dead
 * Mexicans


 * The Kiss Seen 'Round the World -
 * Kill myself


 * Leggo My Meg-o
 * Sex slave


 * Lethal Weapons
 * Arousing


 * Love Thy Trophy
 * ROCK AND ROOOLL!!


 * Lois Kills Stewie
 * Boner
 * White supremacist


 * Long John Peter - Link
 * I'd like to show you how all your problems can be solved by my penis.
 * Shoot me


 * The Man with Two Brians
 * Jackass


 * McStroke
 * Deleted scene
 * Oopsie


 * Meet the Quagmires - Link
 * You can't catch me, gay thoughts!


 * Model Misbehavior
 * You guys are Nazis, man! You're freakin' Nazis!


 * The Most Interesting Man in the World
 * Deleted scene
 * I have a boner!


 * Mother Tucker - Link 1 Link 2
 * Masturbator and Commander
 * They're DEAD
 * I don't give a crap
 * Get off me, you skank!


 * Mr. Saturday Knight
 * Cleveland steamer (x2)
 * Hey, lookin' for a good time, sweetcheeks?


 * No Meals on Wheels
 * You suck!
 * Gay


 * North by North Quahog  - Link
 * Stop it! (x2)


 * Not All Dogs Go to Heaven - Link
 * I hope you all fucking die.
 * FUCK!


 * Ocean's Three and a Half
 * Go fuck yourself.


 * The Old Man and the Big C
 * If I die, leave two dollars worth of flowers right here


 * One if By Clam, Two if By Sea - Link
 * So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
 * Let


 * Padre de Familia
 * Another culture


 * Perfect Castaway
 * (farts)
 * Shootin' skeet


 * Peter's Daughter - Link
 * You're a jackass
 * Hey bitch, wanna suck on my tooth?


 * Peter's Progress - Link
 * Violated me


 * Peter's Two Dads - Link
 * Crack
 * What the FUCK?
 * Pee-pants


 * Petarded
 * Testicles - Link
 * Prostitutes (x2) - Link
 * In your fucking face, fuckwad!


 * Peterotica
 * Oh my god, he's dead!


 * Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
 * Freakin' sweet
 * Whorehouse


 * Perfect Castaway
 * Ohh, bitch, you got jacked, bitch!
 * Ohh, my god, no way!


 * Play it Again, Brian
 * Pedophile - Link


 * Prick Up Your Ears
 * Ah, you bitch!
 * I'm abstinent
 * SpongeBob


 * PTV - Link
 * Such as
 * Fellatio
 * All the fellas at the freaking FCC
 * They sent this little warning. They are prepared to do their worst.
 * And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
 * Dammit, can't a guy masturbate in this house?
 * Testicles
 * Balls


 * Quagmire's Baby - Link
 * ALLAH HU-AKBAR!
 * (explosion)


 * Road to Europe  - Link
 * Alright, okay! God!
 * Man…


 * Road to the Multiverse - Link
 * FUCK YOU!
 * Shut the fuck up
 * A genuine live homosexual


 * Roasted Guy
 * A Wolf


 * Run, Chris, Run
 * Smegma
 * The penis


 * Saving Private Brian - Link
 * What?
 * Wow, look at how gay we are! I am so gay with my gayness!
 * I'm a homo
 * OH MY GOD, THAT HURTS!


 * Sibling Rivalry (The Vasectomy Song)
 * You're getting your tubes tied


 * The Simpsons Guy
 * Everybody around here looks like they have


 * Something, Something, Something Dark Side  - Link
 * Fuck off
 * Oh, that's bullshit!


 * Stewie B. Goode
 * Hey, bitch!


 * Stewie Loves Lois
 * Violated
 * Filthy whore
 * Helloooooo…
 * Prostate exam


 * Stewie's First Word
 * Because in Canada, men have vaginas!


 * Stuck Together, Torn Apart
 * Surgical
 * Sweet


 * Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Link
 * Oh my God, who the hell cares?


 * The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Dick Cheney as a Walmart Greeter)
 * Go fuck yourself - Link


 * There's Something About Paulie - Link
 * What the hell are you talking about?
 * (Big Fat Pauline getting shot)


 * To Love and Die in Dixie
 * You suck
 * Get your fat ass back here


 * Tough Meg (Dial Meg for Murder)
 * Bitch


 * Turban Cowboy
 * Kikes (cakes)


 * Twelve and a Half Angry Men (T-Rex trying to masturbate)  - Link
 * Masturbate (x2)
 * Have sex
 * Internet porn
 * Masturbatin'


 * Valentine's Day in Quahog
 * Oh no!


 * Vestigial Peter -
 * See you 'round, bitch
 * Gaybo


 * Wasted Talent
 * Because you touch yourself at night - Link
 * YEEEAH!
 * (grunting)


 * Welcome Back Carter  - Link
 * Gay guys having a threesome
 * (moaning)

Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes

 * Molehattan
 * It's (clobber)in' time!

The Fat Slags

 * Blue Honeymoon
 * What the fook are ya talking' aboot?

Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids

 * Busted
 * Hey, hey, hey!

The Flintstones

 * Theme song
 * The town of Bedrock
 * A GAY OLD TIIIIIIIIIIME!!!

Frog in a Suit

 * Tricky Business - Link
 * Sperm
 * Uterus
 * Horny
 * Kick the living crap out of
 * What?

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

 * The Big Cheese
 * Tapeworm! (end credits)


 * Cookie Dough - Link
 * Friend


 * Land of the Flea
 * Immigrant


 * Store Wars - Link
 * Rip off artist!

Fugget About It

 * Petey Gets God'd
 * Homo

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

 * Bloopers
 * Fuck yeah! Link

Futurama

 * Theme Song
 * (crash)


 * Bend Her - Link
 * I need a sex change operation and give it to me now!


 * Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
 * Benders


 * A Big Piece of Garbage
 * Urectum


 * The Butterjunk Effect
 * Sex act
 * Sex appeal


 * Fry and the Slurm Factory - Link
 * SHUT THE HELL UP!


 * A Head in the Polls - Link
 * Hookers and fat people


 * In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
 * Orgy


 * Love and Rocket
 * (Bender laughing)
 * Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.
 * (Bender laughing again)


 * Mother's Day
 * Hooray!


 * Proposition Infinity - Link 2
 * Shut up.
 * Gay robosexual marriage


 * Space Pilot 3000 - Link 1 Link 2
 * Bite my shiny metal ass.
 * I'm gonna go kill myself


 * A Tale of Two Santas
 * Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer!
 * There were NO survivors. - Link


 * Yo Leela Leela
 * Oh hell

Girls Bravo

 * Bravo on a Rainy Day! Part 1
 * Dumbass


 * First Date is Bravo
 * Giant boner


 * Cooking is Bravo!
 * Stupid


 * Look for a Groom, Bravo
 * Bootylicious

Gravity Falls

 * Dreamscaperers
 * Don't listen to him


 * The Legend of the Gobblewonker - Link
 * HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER.


 * Not What He Seems - Link
 * Let's do this!


 * Weirdmageddon 2: Escape from Reality
 * Worse than the apocalypse

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

 * Attack Of The Clowns - Link
 * JUST DESTROY US ALL!!!


 * Company Halt
 * But if you touch my


 * Hog Wild
 * (*underwater burping and farting*)


 * Wishbones
 * To death


 * Skarred for Life
 * You know you want to!

Home Movies

 * Broken Dreams
 * I'm
 * LISTEN TO ME, DAMN IT! YOU CAN DO IT!


 * Guitarmageddon
 * (Metal chord)


 * Hiatus
 * (Squeaks)
 * (Guitar strum)


 * I Don't Do Well in Parent-Teacher Conferences
 * You screwed me!


 * Identifying a Body
 * (Guitar strums)


 * Trust Yourself
 * You just killed yourself!


 * Those Bitches Tried to Cheat Me
 * Where'd you get that?

Homestar Runner

 * 1 step ahead - Link
 * This one better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.


 * 20X6 vs 1936
 * Ha ha ha, you're so dumb! Ha ha ha!


 * bedtime story
 * In the final (stages, the gums) took on the appearance and flavor of chocolate pudding


 * Blubb-O's Commercial - Link
 * Naaasty


 * the chair
 * Ow


 * The Cheat is Not Dead
 * (gospel choir cheering)
 * Where did we go wrong?


 * dangeresque 3
 * We're gonna have to jump


 * death metal
 * Dungeon hour


 * do over
 * Nothing. Absolutely nothing.


 *  Everybody to the Limit (Live) - Link
 * You're making yourself look pathetic


 * Fall Float Parade
 * I regret everything!


 * for kids
 * I'll kill ya!


 * hremial3184
 * I'm quite scared right now


 * hremail3817
 * No


 * independent
 * The short answer is 'no'. The long answer is 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!'


 * kids book
 * Destroying


 * Marshmallow's Last Stand
 * Gimme this!


 * monster truck
 * Midnight


 * Movin' Very Slowly
 * Oh yeah
 * (evil laughing)


 * Senor Mortgage
 * 5555


 * Somebody Told Me (And Now I Believe Them)
 * Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them


 * Strong Bad Talker
 * Crap


 * Strong Badia National Anthem - Link
 * Milk
 * Yeah, yeah, yeah
 * I'm gonna freakin' kick


 * Teen Girl Squad 3 - Link
 * Hella tight


 * Teen Girl Squad 8
 * Ow, my most of me!


 * Teen Girl Squad 9 - Link
 * Ow, my entire life!


 * Teen Girl Squad 10 - Link
 * Meter


 * Teen Girl Squad 11
 * Maniac in a speedo


 * These Peoples Try to Fade Me - Link
 * Bucks
 * (laser sounds)


 * Under Construction
 * Whaaaaat are you doing?


 * '''Where the Crap are We?
 * Where the crap are we?


 * your friends
 * This is the best email I've ever received

Inspector Gadget

 * (unknown)
 * Next time (x2)

Invader Zim

 * Attack of the Saucer Morons
 * There has been a mistake


 * Battle of the Planets
 * OH, MAN!


 * Bestest Friend
 * Yes! ...wait a minute... No!


 * Bloaty's Pizza Hog
 * I like pizza!
 * NO SNAIL PASS, YOU ARE NOT AN INERUTERER!
 * I eat too many pizza
 * No more pizza
 * NOOOOOOOO!
 * I'm guarding the house


 * The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever
 * I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants


 * Mysterious Mysteries
 * What does that have to do with ANYTHING?


 * Original Pilot (with Richard Horvitz test dub)
 * It's time to


 * Rise of The Zitboy
 * I like it
 * A pimple!
 * You can’t make me look!
 * I made myself!
 * I love pustuilo.
 * Success!
 * You're horrible!
 * Go on, laugh!


 * TAK, the Hideous New Girl
 * DELICIOUS!


 * Walk of Doom
 * I'm naked!


 * Zim Eats Waffles
 * Guess who made myself waffles!
 * Gir, your waffles are sicking me
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 * (reversed audio of Zim screaming that sounds like "WHOAH, FUCK!")

The Jetsons

 * Eep Op Ork Ah Ah
 * I'll put you in orbit!


 * Jetson's Night Out
 * Fire
 * Miss Solar System
 * That settles it

Joecartoon

 * Gerbil in a Microwave
 * Well, I hope you're pleased; I'm naked... Ya pervert!


 * '''Frog in a Blender
 * Like I said
 * Wow. What a pansy


 * Joe Mamma's 10 Pump BB Gun
 * Oh, hell yeah!
 * Special delivery! Pain!
 * That hurts like a motherfucker!
 * No
 * Yes...
 * Himself
 * Extreme caution is advised, but rarely followed


 * Joemamma
 * Are you fuckin' kidding me?
 * Hey, fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty!


 * Joe Mamma's Psycho Therhappy
 * Disgusting

Kill La Kill

 * Junketsu - Link
 * Get naked!
 * Your boobs are way bigger than hers! Way bigger!
 * She has a great rack
 * Rip your clothes off and get NAAAKED!
 * Get...naked?

King of the Hill

 * Bobby Goes Nuts - Link
 * You have been kicked in the testicles.


 * Hank's Dirty Laundry
 * Stag film


 * Hank's on Board - Link
 * Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass!


 * Hank's Unmentionable Problem
 * See you in hell


 * Jumpin Crack Bass (It's a Gas Gas Gas)
 * Let me go man!
 * You ain't going nowhere, I'm placing you under citizen's arrest.
 * You can't do that!
 * The hell I can't!
 * As an American citizen I have the authority to detain you until an officer of the peace arrives, and I also have the authority to kick your ass which is something your father obviously forgot to do.


 * Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
 * Hell yeah


 * Peggy the Boggle Champion
 * LOSER, YOU'RE A LOSER!
 * Crack-heads


 * Pilot
 * A damned hammer
 * The hardware department
 * I'm gonna kick your ass


 * Plastic White Female
 * Bitch


 * Propane Boom
 * You bastards


 * Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
 * I killed fitty men!

Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
The Big Taste Test - Link Fitness Fiend
 * 1) Nasty!
 * 1) Eating (often used with a sound for "penis", "pussy", or related)

Kung Fu Panda Holiday

 * 1) Yeah

Larryboy: The Cartoon Adventures

 * The Angry Eybrows
 * Dance With Me, Lampy!
 * Fly And Sneek Out Anger!


 * The Yodelnapper
 * HULA HEIDIII

La Linea

 * The first of the original 8 shorts
 * (Cackling)

The Legend of Korra
Darkness Falls
 * 1) Ten thousand years of darkness

Liquid Television
Joe Normal Part 3
 * 1) Toilet
 * 2) Father
 * 3) Shut up! (x7)
 * 4) I'm going down to Mexico to start me a UFO religion!

Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies

 * Ballot Box Bunny
 * Ooh


 * Breakdowns of 1939 (Porky Pig bloopers)
 * Bitch


 * Foghorn Leghorn compilation
 * Aaaahhhh, shaddaaaaap!


 * Golden Yeggs
 * So long, pal!


 * Horton Hatches the Egg
 * Well, now I’ve seen everything


 * One Froggy Evening
 * Hello, my baby!


 * Zoom at the Top
 * Ouch

The Loud House

 * Along Came a Sister
 * Hentai (Japanese dub) - Link


 * Get the Message
 * You are...

MAD

 * Dear Reaper
 * You will die on November 14th, 2071


 * Franklin and Crash
 * Oh, really?

Marvin Digs

 * Ahh, I gotta brush.

Madballs: Gross Jokes (VHS cartoon)

 * 1) You know, there's one thing I have to say about that (poem). WHUAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Various Episodes 
 * 1) (scream)

Kid Nickles
 * 1) (burping)

Metalocalypse

 * Birthdayface
 * NOOOOTHIIIIIING!


 * Bookklok
 * Dead
 * Awww, who the fuck peed on me!?
 * My mom's boyfriend
 * No. Fucks no!


 * Breakupklok
 * Ding-dongs
 * Good bye!
 * Oh my god
 * Oh my fucking god, what the fuck is going on!
 * Self-taken masturbation
 * Dickheads


 * Brutal Legend crossover promo
 * No fuckin' way, dude


 * Church of the Black Klok
 * Oh boy!
 * Says it, goddammit!
 * (explosion)


 * The Curse of Dethklok
 * Jack off
 * Brutal
 * Ladies' tampons


 * Dethcamp
 * Faggot
 * Bullshits
 * Gettin' the fucks outta here
 * You just fucked up real bad
 * You better come check this out


 * Dethclown
 * (scream)


 * Dethdinner
 * Donkey cum
 * Fat asshole
 * I'm gonna fuckin' take myself the fuck outta here
 * No!
 * Oh God, please, please God
 * Oh dear
 * (splat/scream)


 * Dethfam
 * Because
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


 * Dethfashion
 * A cut up dick
 * I'm not gay!


 * Dethhealth
 * Aw g-(choking), it's awful!
 * A lady's boob
 * Ding-dong
 * Holy shit
 * Lemme feel your balls
 * No!
 * (scare chord)
 * (scream)
 * Urine
 * (grunt)
 * Whoopeeee!
 * You sick piece of shit!
 * Weiners
 * Let the ball removal begin
 * Hamburger time
 * Pretty fucked up


 * Dethkids
 * Yes I am
 * Dickweed


 * Dethlessons
 * (Distorted guitars)
 * Well, there you go


 * Dethmas
 * Like a couple of fags
 * Cocaine (x2)
 * (farts)
 * Fucking ghost that kills children (x2)
 * Fuckin'
 * Fuckin' horny
 * No!
 * Piss and cocaine
 * Titty time
 * Your mom is a
 * Murder(face)
 * Just fucking thought of something
 * A piece of fuckin'


 * Dethrecord
 * That's mine


 * Dethrelease
 * Takes that you German whore!


 * Dethsiduals
 * Ah, fuck!
 * Deeldo
 * Fuck yeeeeeah, boy!
 * Fuck yeah man, that guy's cool!
 * Fuckin' back-pedaling bullshit
 * What do I look like, a fuckin' hooker?
 * Fuck this shit
 * I'ma buy a octapus
 * Mothafucka
 * Retardo
 * So fucked up
 * That's bullshit!
 * Wake up, fucker
 * We should just fuckin' bounce, man
 * Yo, what the fuck's up with you people, man?
 * (puking)
 * Heroin addict
 * Throw up on the floor
 * Whatever, motherfucka
 * Fucks yeah
 * That fuckin' back-pedaling bullshit


 * Dethtroll
 * Professional


 * Dethvanity
 * Get out of here!
 * You suck!


 * Dethwedding
 * Adultery


 * Dethzazz
 * A dead whore that the police won't even investigate because no one cares
 * Dickface
 * Eugghh
 * Fuck you
 * Fuckin'
 * Gay
 * Hey folks, it's me!
 * I'll kill you
 * Sexual encounters with a 14-year old minor
 * Twenty condoms worth of cocaine
 * Do cocaine
 * Fuck that shit
 * You're fat
 * Fourteen
 * Fuckin' gay
 * Shit personified


 * Diversityklok
 * Fuck each other doggy-style
 * Oh, fuck
 * The fuckin'
 * Whats the hells?
 * (boing)
 * Isn't that right?
 * Boy is it ever?
 * The fuckin's Klans


 * Doublebookedklok
 * Get a boner
 * I need you to kill me
 * I'm freezing
 * Our asses


 * Fanklok
 * Dildo
 * Diiiiiiilllddooooooooooo
 * What the fuck are you doing?


 * Fatherklok
 * Ejaculate into your mother
 * That's gay!
 * Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can! (x3)
 * Let go of me, you're squeezing my nipples off!
 * All that ejaculate


 * Fat Kid at the Dethharomnic
 * Blowjob


 * Fertilityklok
 * Baby
 * Children
 * Dick
 * Fuck
 * Happy birthday, motherfucker!
 * Ladies' underpants
 * Listen to your dick
 * Pre-op tranny
 * Pussy
 * Skanky gold-diggers and sluts
 * Skanky crackwhore
 * Underpants
 * Vagina
 * Your brains
 * Sexual harassment
 * No thanks
 * I'm gonna get so much pussy I might choke on it!
 * Fuck you
 * Lady
 * Dildos


 * Girlfriendklok
 * Pornography


 * Go Forth and Die
 * Dear God


 * Going Downklok
 * Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
 * Holy shits! That's fuckins gross!
 * Jack off
 * Jackin' off so hard
 * Withdrawal
 * You should be ashamed of yourself
 * That fuckin' sucks
 * Magical vibrating friend


 * The Metalocalypse Has Begun
 * Yes!


 * Motherklok
 * Asshole
 * Go fuck yourself
 * If you guys are all so pissed off, why don't you collectively kill yourselves?
 * Shut up!
 * Your mom is a bitch
 * (wheezing)
 * Ejaculate onto
 * Oh fuck this, I'm done
 * We don't have any money


 * Murdering Outside the Box
 * A strap-on dildo
 * Embezzling from the company that you own


 * Performanceklok
 * I'll kiiill youuuu!
 * Dildos
 * I bet you can't


 * Prankklok
 * Butt fuckin'
 * Good bye, fuckos!
 * Holy shit!
 * Who gives a shit
 * Buckingham Palace


 * Rehabklok
 * Dildos
 * Fuck yeah I have!
 * Fuckin' piece of tin shit
 * Holy shit
 * I am back, motherfucker!
 * I hate you all, I really do.
 * You puked on my cock
 * Vomit
 * Not really
 * I will fucking rip you limb from limb, that is a fucking threat!
 * What the hell is that thing?
 * (radio chatter)
 * Million dollars


 * Renovationklok
 * Fuck that stupid shit!
 * All this stupid fucking shit
 * Fuck no!
 * You motherfuck...
 * This slick asshole's trying to fuck us!
 * What's up, bro!
 * You. Weirdo.
 * You'll be sorry for that you son of a bitch!
 * (yell)
 * Fuck money!
 * Naked sluts
 * Get the fuck outta here
 * You don't know what the fuck you're doing
 * Oh shut up
 * Your stupid whore secretary


 * Toki in Charge of Snacks (Season 3 bonus material)
 * Doritos
 * Fuck
 * No! No, not (insert)
 * Shit
 * Fuck you, that's not a (snack) that's shit, now go
 * Takes it or leaves it
 * Really smells like boinin's plastic


 * Toki Playing Shooter (Season 2 bonus material)
 * Takes that, you elderly whore, that's what you gets for livin' so longs


 * Tributeklok
 * Fuck
 * Fuck you
 * Jacking off to
 * Holy shit, it's tiny!
 * Shove it up your ass
 * Wow, what a shit hole
 * (burp)
 * (scare chord)
 * Trillionaire
 * I says we gets the fuck out of here
 * What the fuck?
 * Sloppy seconds
 * Pentagram


 * Writersklok
 * I now command you to take your clothes off and suck my diiiick!
 * Are you fuckin' with me?
 * Bouncin' on my lap
 * Bullshit
 * Filthy whores
 * I want to fuck you!
 * Put some clothes on
 * Harem
 * Murder
 * Fits real nice into
 * Horny sluts
 * I'm afraid it's not going to happen
 * Suck

Monkey Dust

 * Dial Up Internet Ladies
 * Internet

Moral Orel

 * Nature: Part 1
 * I'll make things better, dear! Put me inside you, I'm great!
 * Sacrifice
 * Pathetic bastard

Mr. Men and Little Miss

 * Theme song for the 1980s shorts - Link
 * Cum (Glad you could make it, so glad you could come!)

Mucha Lucha

 * Theme Song
 * HERE WE GO!

My Gym Partner's a Monkey

 * Up and Adam
 * Bachelor pad

My Hero Academia
Start Line
 * 1) Clench your buttcheeks

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
The Best Night Ever
 * 1) Royal pain - Link
 * 2) Afraid to get DIRTY!? - Link
 * 3) COME OUT!! - Link
 * 4) You're going to LOVE MEEEE!! - Link
 * 5) (evil laughter) - Link

Call of the Cutie
 * But, AH WHAT IT NOOOOOW! - Link
 * 1) RIGHT NOOOOW! - Link

A Dog and Pony Show Feeling Pinkie Keen Friendship is Magic, Part 2
 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (x2) - Link
 * 1) TWITCHY TAIL!!! - Link
 * 1) I think I stepped in something. - Link
 * 2) (Pinkie crying) - Link

Griffon the Brush-Off
 * 1) (Glida roaring) - Link

Party of One
 * 1) Losers - Link
 * 2) (Pinkie's hair popping, deflating) - Link

Nightmare Ned
A Doll's House - Link
 * 1) (Screams)

Robot Ned - Link
 * 1) I do not deserve to live!

The Nutshack
Got Surgery? - Link
 * 1) Is that fuckin' Bob Ross?!

The Oblongs

 * Misfit Love
 * 1) Mount Skanky

Over the Garden Wall

 * Songs of the Dark Lantern
 * 1) You'll die someday, and I'll laugh! Laugh! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

 * Catfight Club - Link
 * 1) Dick


 * Sex & the Daten City
 * 1) What the fuck?!?

Paranoia Agent

 * A Man's Path
 * Dickhead

Phineas and Ferb

 * The Chronicles of Meap
 * The entire tri-state area


 * Norm Unleashed - Link
 * Weaponry


 * Pitch Theme - Link
 * Don’t try this at home!

The Pink Panther

 * Pink Campaign
 * (scream)


 * Pink Panic
 * (bloodcurdling scream)

Pop Team Epic
Vanever - A Game in Another Dimension
 * 1) Okay

Popeye the Sailor Man

 * Baby Wants a Bottleship
 * Hitler

Powerpuff Girls

 * Child Fearing (1998)
 * TIME! FOR! BEEEEED!!!


 * End Credits Theme - Link
 * The commander and the leader
 * Buttercup

Private Snafu

 * Booby Trap - Link
 * Boobies

Peanuts

 * 1) (teacher noises)

Random Cartoons

 * Bradwurst
 * Come on, Come on!
 * What?


 * Garlic Boy
 * (insane sarcastic laugh)

Regular Show

 * Brain Eraser
 * All day, every day
 * Dude, you already said that. Don't you remember?


 * Just Set Up the Chairs
 * My mom


 * Karaoke Video
 * Karaoke


 * Meat Your Maker
 * This stuff’s delicious! - Link
 * Bags of (usually completed with the Dr. Dre "weed" sound) - Link


 * My Mom
 * Buttcheek


 * Paint Job
 * (frustrated scream)


 * Party Pete
 * Ye-yuh!


 * The Power
 * Pissed
 * Crap
 * You drillbit


 * Prank Callers
 * Holy crap!


 * Prankless
 * (Hysterical sobbing)


 * Rage Against the TV
 * Haha, no


 * The Real Thomas
 * Mama Russia


 * Rigby's Body
 * Bucket of diarrhea
 * This sucks


 * See You There
 * (Screaming)


 * Terror Tales Of The Park
 * I'm gonna draw on your face!

The Ren & Stimpy Show

 * Big House Blues
 * Well, it looks like Old Man Lady Luck's just about run out on these two fellers
 * But always remember, when the black hoary clouds of despair darken your doorstep... Look for that one ray of hope, come a-shinin' down from above!


 * Black Hole
 * (Laughter)


 * Blazing Entrails
 * Happy moaning


 * Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
 * (Wh)iz on the electric


 * Dog Show
 * Gimme that!
 * In the bag


 * Fake Dad
 * ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!


 * Happy Happy Joy Joy
 * This is a song about (insert)
 * Hello boys and girls
 * I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!?
 * I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
 * Let’s try it again
 * No!
 * That's right!


 * Haunted House
 * Let's go up and wet the bed
 * Wake up, you PIGS!!
 * Watch me put on my most hideous grimace


 * Hermit Ren
 * Man, gotta lay off the chili con carne.
 * Hold the fort while I'm gone


 * Insomniac Ren
 * (Snoring)


 * Magical Golden Singing Cheeses
 * (screaming in pain)
 * Live happily ever after, and starve to death.


 * Man's Best Friend
 * American! (laughter)


 * My Shiny Friend
 * I'm going to change into something more comfortable
 * (singing like Burle Ives) Yellowish puce, nilly nally... Yellowish puce...


 * Out West
 * Decorate your neck
 * 2, 3, 11, R, 5, hit it boys!


 * Powdered Toastman
 * Leave everything to me!
 * Tear your skin off


 * Prehistoric Stimpy
 * A Peruvian butt plug - Link


 * Ren's Toothache
 * You shouldn't have!
 * What are ya trying to do? MAKE US PUKE?!


 * Ren Needs Help!
 * Never been better!


 * The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
 * Thanks... I needed that
 * HEELP!


 * Rubber Nipple Salesmen
 * Circus midget
 * Whiz
 * Call the poliiiiice...
 * Alright, so I made a mistake! ONE mistake!!


 * Son of Stimpy
 * Hello boys and girls. This here's a true story that we just made up!


 * Space Madness
 * (screaming)
 * Football leather
 * Don't make me use this. One step closer I'm warning ya!


 * Stimpy's Invention
 * Eureka!
 * You filthy swine! I WILL KEEL YOU
 * Let's try it again
 * No!
 * Are you feeling any better?
 * That's right!
 * This is
 * Hello!
 * (Maniacal laughter)
 * That's very funny!
 * I'M SO HAPPY!!


 * Stimpy's Pet
 * I'm getting emotionally scarred out here!


 * Stimpy's Big Day
 * Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind?


 * Sven Hoek - Link
 * (Elated moan) (musicless workprint)
 * NOOOOOOO!
 * Whoops
 * That's what I'm gonna do
 * I've
 * 9/11 One jundred!
 * Whiz
 * Violated!
 * Right here
 * On this spot
 * Deleted scene
 * Ja, und I finally get a good look at them

Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon

 * Altruists
 * $25
 * $500
 * $2.000
 * $15.000
 * Home arsenal sets
 * What is that moron taking so long?
 * I'm going to make you wish that you were dead
 * What the hell are you doing up there?
 * Don't make me come up there!
 * Thank you
 * AHEM!
 * Better answer me you blundering moron!
 * Hey dumbass!
 * Clean that shit up!
 * LIAR!
 * Rich white people
 * You're fucking right! You couldn't!
 * I don't think so!
 * I'm going to try to refrain from KILLING YOU!
 * What the hell were you thinking?
 * Okay, enough crap!
 * Thank you.
 * Oh, You like that? Huh?
 * We're godless heavens!
 * Shut up IDEEOIT!
 * What is it now?
 * Too bad!
 * My fucking husband's dead!


 * Fire Dogs 2
 * 50
 * Let's go get laid!
 * (Ralph Bakshi screams)
 * Asshole!
 * Maybe just this once!
 * Shut Up!
 * Hey Waitress, Where do you wanna piss here?
 * Hey, Hang on! I gotta take a leak!
 * (Humming)
 * Who are you?
 * Die! (x4)
 * What a pal!
 * Don't make me cry, or I'll hurt you! Don't do it!
 * Aw, crap.
 * (Ralph takes a dump)
 * (gasp)
 * I'll get you to the moon you SON OF A BITCH
 * Kinda like your ass


 * Ren Seeks Help
 * Have a wonderful life!
 * I'm going to beat the living hell out of you!
 * YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!
 * ARE YOU NUTS?!
 * You're fucking crazy!
 * (sigh of relief)
 * Well...
 * (Stimpy crying)
 * Oh, GOD YES!
 * Look at me when I'm talking to you!
 * You Bastard! (x2)
 * Hey! What are you doing?
 * Kill me, Man!
 * Ya pussy!
 * Give me a drag on that thing.
 * WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!
 * Lazily putting things into him and waiting for them to explode.
 * Okay
 * I need help
 * Let's just calm down.
 * Decent normal people


 * Onward and Upward
 * I better do something fast!
 * Holy crap!
 * (Vomiting)
 * These bedsheets come with a wetspot already.
 * Oh thank Beelzebub no one was here for your filthy ignorance.


 * Stimpy's Pregnant
 * YOU IDIOT! You woke me up in the middle of a perfect dream!
 * (Stimpy laughing)
 * (Stimpy moaning with glee)
 * Now, Where was I? Oh yeah.
 * Can we gang up on you?
 * Pregnant little arsehole
 * Our lovechild
 * Crap! Crap! Crap!
 * Get away from me, Sorceress!
 * You said you used protection!

Retarded Animal Babies

 * Episode 1 - Link
 * Pee-pee place
 * XXX is for porno!


 * Pirate Ship
 * (fart) Hahahaha! You said it! Oh God that's funny! That is funny!

Rick and Morty

 * Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
 * Get your shit together! Link
 * Jesus fucking Christ - Link
 * Porn star


 * Bushworld Adventures (April Fools 2018 special) - Link
 * No
 * What the fuck are you talking about?
 * I'm gonna kill you today! You're actually gonna die--
 * I'm so tired!


 * Interdimensonal Cable 2: Tempting Fate
 * Mohammed


 * Morty's Mind Blowers
 * You dumb bitch


 * The Rickshank Rickdemption
 * What the fuck?


 * The Ricks Must be Crazy
 * What the fuck did you do?!


 * Ricksy Business
 * I am in great pain. Please help me.


 * Something Ricked This Way Comes Link
 * Retarded


 * Total Rickall
 * Poopy


 * The Wedding Squanchers - Link
 * Ooohhh, fuck!

The Ripping Friends

 * Jimmy's Kidnapped
 * (Taunting)

Robot Chicken

 * 1987
 * Best Robot Chicken Ever
 * Masturbation
 * The Emperor's Phone Call
 * Are you shitting me?
 * Ted Turner is Captain Planet
 * Or I'll fucking kill you!


 * The Angelic Sounds of Mike Giggling
 * 2 Broke Girls Disaster
 * Penis


 * Ban on the Fun
 * The Home Life of the Maytag Repairman
 * Shut the fuck up!
 * Shit stack


 * Batman Forever 21
 * Horses are Sexy
 * Sexy


 * Big Trouble in Little Clerks 2
 * It's a Living
 * Giving late-term abortion’s to unwed teens


 * Bionic Cow
 * Excitebike
 * Holy shiiiiiiiit!


 * Bitch Pudding Special
 * Moose dick
 * Asshole
 * My boot up his asshole


 * Blackout Window Heat Stroke
 * Murder, She Bitched
 * Leslie Nielsen's dick


 * Botched Jewel Heist
 * Double Homicide Sandwich
 * Oh shit


 * Bugs Keith in: I Can't Call Heaven, Doug
 * Larry Loompa: Injury Attorney
 * Anus
 * My penis is


 * CatDog On a Stick
 * I Know What the Bratz Did Last Summer
 * Butt virginity
 * Welcome to the Golf Jam
 * I wanna put my penis in you.
 * I wanna hump your face.


 * Cheese Puff Mountain
 * Animaniac Kama Sutra
 * The Kama Sutra


 * Chipotle Miserables
 * Bop It... or Else
 * Suck it


 * Chirlaxx
 * Captain Texas is Coming
 * Fuck those guys


 * Collateral Damage in Gang Turf War
 * Fun for All Ages
 * Aryan


 * Cracked China
 * Golden Girls in the City
 * Nasty (Nastiest) sex stories


 * The Departy Monster
 * Oz Prison
 * Toss my salad
 * If you only had the balls
 * Bitch
 * That bitch


 * Dragon Nuts
 * Idle Nuts
 * Ass slave
 * Omaha's Number 1 News Team
 * All of the porn on the internet


 * Easter Basket
 * Egyptian Lego
 * In the nutbag


 * Eviscerated Post-Coital with a Six-Foot Mantis
 * Beloved Bandana
 * Rape dungeon


 * The Gift of the Magi
 * Dear Consumed
 * Lingerie


 * The Godfather of the Bride II
 * The Bloody Future
 * Your dick


 * Help Me
 * I Am Needed Upstairs
 * Condom


 * Hey I Found Another Sock
 * Hello, Old Friend
 * My mom is dead


 * The Hobbit: There and Bennigan's
 * Bulls Don't Cry
 * Hermaphrodite?


 * I'm Trapped
 * Hear the G
 * (G)rape (x2)


 * In a DVD Factory
 * Lil' Magnum, P.I.
 * I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget!
 * What the hell just happened?


 * Joint Point
 * Date Rape
 * Date rape


 * Kiddie Pool
 * KITT's Day Out
 * He's dead


 * Kramer vs. Showgirls
 * Red Shirt
 * Very horny


 * Link's Sausages
 * A Rugrats Joke
 * Gang war


 * Lust for Puppets
 * Bomb Defusing Robot
 * Serious bullshit
 * Grand Theft Mario - Link
 * You sons of-a bitches!


 * Malcolm X: Fully Loaded
 * The Last Pizza
 * Son of a bitch!


 * Massage Chair
 * Bloopers! Three
 * Hulk Hogan
 * Office Kombat - Link
 * You fuckin idiot!
 * Sexual harassment


 * Maurice Was Caught
 * Gordon the Gecko
 * Douchebag


 * Metal Militia
 * Rainbow Brite Breaking and Entering
 * Get the fuck outta here, man!


 * Moesha Poppins
 * Milk Sacks
 * Boobs
 * Milk sacks


 * Monstourage
 * This Will Only Hurt For a Second - Link
 * The tip of your penis


 * Mr. Mozzarella's Hamburger Skateboard Depot
 * The Farce Awakens
 * Baron von Poonslayer III


 * The Munnery
 * Cork
 * Mentally challenged
 * Redshirt Revenge
 * Aw hell no!


 * Noidstrom Rack
 * The Blue Knight Rises
 * You fucking retard


 * Nutcracker Sweet
 * Walt Disney Attacks
 * I love doin' that!


 * Operation Rich in Spirit
 * Codename: The Abortionator- Link
 * Urinate on the homeless!
 * Make sweet, sweet love
 * A Scooby Friday
 * Make like hockey sticks and get the puck outta here!


 * Papercut to Aorta
 * Mike Fasolo's Treehouse
 * Pussy
 * Of Moose and Squirrel
 * Orgy


 * Please Do Not Notify Our Contractors
 * Bogeyman
 * That bitch


 * Poisoned by Relatives
 * Drawn and Quartered
 * Dumb fucks


 * President Evil
 * Dig Dug
 * That could be my IBS acting up


 * P.S. Yes, In That Way
 * 2,400 Footlong Sandwiches
 * G-strings


 * Punctured Jugular
 * Mystery Not Incorporated
 * Sodomize him with a stainless-steel revenge dildo


 * Robot Chicken DC Comics Special
 * Out to Score
 * (slobbering sounds)


 * Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2: Villains in Paradise
 * Starro Attacks
 * Check me out now, mothafuckas!


 * Robot Chicken's DP Christmas Special
 * Santa vs. Superman
 * Dick


 * Robot Chicken's Half-Assed Christmas Special
 * I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
 * Whore
 * The Lion, the Witch and the Locker
 * Holy shit!


 * Sausage Fest
 * Cat Court - Link
 * My ass!
 * Five Stages of Grief
 * Fucker!


 * Schindler's Bucket List
 * Strawberryland Names
 * Wassup, hoes?


 * Secret of the Flushed Footlong
 * I'm the Shampoo
 * Pubes


 * Shall I Visit the Dinosaurs?
 * The Sound of Bitching
 * Scrote


 * Shoe
 * Rescuing Zelda
 * Wow, you suck!


 * Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone
 * Disney Princess War
 * Bend over and grab your ankles!
 * Squaw Bury Shortcake
 * Your Mom Says
 * (gargling)


 * Suck It
 * Terrorism
 * Terrorism


 * Super Guitario Center
 * Shredder and April
 * Ball play


 * Tell My Mom
 * Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God
 * Tiny schlong
 * My balls
 * Try Being an Orphan in the Philippines
 * Performing fellatio


 * Tubba Bubba's Now Hubba Hubba
 * Where in Time Is My Broken Heart
 * What the fuck?
 * You motherfucking whore!
 * You dumb bitch!
 * You fucked it all up!
 * You who-o-ore!
 * That fucking bitch


 * The Unnamed One
 * MC Roccoli
 * Then who the fuck are you?


 * Up, Up and Buffet
 * Fairy Satanmother
 * The darkest crotch of hell
 * Shrek and Fiona
 * Kill yourself


 * Victoria's Secret of Nimh
 * Shooting Star
 * Domino, mothafuckas!


 * Walking Dead Lobster
 * Gullah Gullah I Lied
 * You dumbass!

Rocko's Modern Life

 * Dear John
 * I don't know a hammer from a hemmeroid


 * I See London, I See France
 * GET BACK ON THE BUUUUUUS!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOO!


 * Leap Frogs
 * Soft and veiny


 * Love Spanked
 * (fighting)


 * Popcorn Pandemonium
 * (screaming)


 * Trash-o-Matic
 * Good as new

Rugrats

 * Angelica Breaks a Leg
 * 4 o clock in the morning


 * In the Dreamtime
 * I'm not


 * Incident at Aisle Seven
 * Corrugated Bran Puffs!


 * Tommy's First Birthday
 * (Bad fanfare)


 * Touchdown Tommy
 * (scream)


 * The Word of the Day
 * (scream)

Samurai Jack

 * Episode XI: Jack vs. the Scotsman - Link
 * Ya look like me nanny!


 * Episode XLVIII: Jack vs. Aku - Link
 * Yes! I would like to place an order for delivery.
 * EXTRA THICC!


 * Episode VIII: Jack vs. Mad Jack
 * Who else wants some?!!!


 * Episode XXX: Jack and the Zombies
 * You can run but you cannot hide, 'cause I can smell your BLOOD!
 * I WILL EAT YOUR SOOOOUL!!


 * Theme song
 * Gotta get back to (rearranged)

Santa Inc.

 * Where the Hell Is Brent?
 * If I die, get rid of my porn!

Sanity Not Included

 * Cool New Friends
 * Well, it's about time!
 * I thought those squares would never leave!

Seth MacFarlane's Calvacade of Cartoon Comedy

 * Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
 * Chubby homosexual


 * Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die  - Link
 * Aw, shit.


 * The Gay Knight
 * Fuck no!


 * Sheep Shearing
 * Fuck yeah!

Sealab 2021

 * Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch
 * What kind of crap is this, did an ELEPHANT paint this?(During logos)
 * I, Robot
 * My nipples are hard just thinking about it
 * Oooh, and there go my nippies again

Shin-Chan

 * Pee Strike
 * Bobby job

The Simpsons

 * 22 Short Films About Springfield
 * Steamed hams
 * [Purchase] fast food [and disguise it as my own] cooking
 * Seymour!
 * Of course!


 * And Maggie Makes Three
 * Freelance


 * Bart vs. Australia
 * I'll be damned
 * You are gay (Uruguay) - Link


 * Bart Gets an Elephant
 * Make me.


 * Bart on the Road
 * (Muffled screaming)


 * Bart's Dog Gets an F
 * Master


 * Bart of the Jungle (Tracey Ullman short)
 * (Chanting)


 * Blood Feud - Link
 * Mike Rotch (My crotch)


 * The Book Job
 * Wanna go back in Mommy


 * The Boy Who Knew Too Much
 * Chowdah


 * Brother From The Same Planet
 * I'm on my way!


 * Brother's Little Helper
 * Coat hangers


 * Brush With Greatness
 * IF I TAKE YOU WILL YOU SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME?!?


 * Cape Feare
 * Terror Lake


 * The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
 * Yeah, ya jackass!


 * The Fabulous Faker Boy
 * Badass city


 * Deep, Deep Trouble
 * Deep, deep trouble


 * Family Portrait (Tracey Ullman short)
 * Here we go!


 * Flaming Moe's - Link
 * Hugh Jass (Huge ass)
 * Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away


 * Future-Drama - Link
 * I LOVE BOOBIES!


 * Good Night (Tracey Ullman short)
 * Now everyone go to sleep. Good night


 * The Great Louse Detective
 * Be cool. Don't stare at his famous wang.


 * Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
 * Deadly


 * Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodly
 * Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!


 * Homer Badman - Link
 * Aw, crap!


 * Homer the Great
 * Ehhh, it's a secret.


 * Homer Goes to College
 * Gang


 * Homer's Phobia
 * Hel-lo!


 * Homer's Triple Bypass
 * Now you've done it!


 * Homer the Vigilante
 * Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!
 * Sears


 * Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment'
 * You got lucky!


 * Hurricane Neddy
 * DING DONG CRAP!
 * Poster


 * Itchy And Scratchy Land
 * OUCHA!
 * T.G.I.McScratchy's


 * Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie
 * I REGRET NOTHING! - Link


 * The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
 * Worst. (Episode.) ever.


 * The Joy of Sect
 * Outta my way, jerkass!


 * Krusty Gets Kancelled
 * What the hell was that? - Link


 * Life on the Fast Lane
 * 34


 * Lisa Gets an A - Lin
 * Latex


 * Lisa on Ice
 * Ripped the (head) off


 * Lisa's First Word
 * Kiss my hairy, yellow butt.


 * Lisa's Pony - Link
 * I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


 * Lisa's Substitute
 * Drawing


 * Lisa's Rival
 * A foreign exchange student (rearranged)


 * Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
 * I got propane in my urethra!


 * Marge vs. the Monorail
 * Pornographic


 * Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
 * You take that back!


 * Mountain of Madness
 * Search party


 * Mr. Plow
 * It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. - Link


 * My Sister, My Sitter
 * Stop being such a


 * The President Wore Pearls (Skinner’s Evil Plan) - Link
 * I’m so drunk, I can barely see.


 * Principal Charming - Link
 * Sexual
 * Homer Sexual (Homosexual)


 * The PTA Disbands
 * Half-assed -


 * Round Springfield - Link
 * Ahh, crap!
 * Bonjourrrr, ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!


 * Rosebud
 * One, two, three, four! (Metal music plays)
 * (Moan)


 * The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
 * Pole


 * Selma's Choice
 * R, Q, smiley face


 * The Shinning
 * Satanic


 * Sideshow Bob Roberts
 * It's the rapture!


 * Simpson Tide
 * Communist
 * Porn [star]
 * Is


 * Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-d'oh-cious
 * That's the stuff


 * The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
 * Sexually explicit positions


 * $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling
 * Prostitution
 * Herpes!


 * A Star is Burns
 * You insulted me. Now you are going to die.


 * Stark Raving Dad
 * Joe's Crematorium; you kill 'em, we grill 'em!


 * Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
 * Pick up your freakin' ears, because I'm only gonna be saying this once
 * Write the Great American Novel
 * Bloated
 * Whoopsie doodle


 * A Tale Of Two Springfields
 * Shut the fuck up! Link (deleted scene)
 * Golden showers


 * This Little Wiggy
 * Special schools
 * My special area


 * Trash of the Titans
 * Someone else do it!


 * Treehouse of Horror
 * Bad Dream House
 * Get out
 * Die. Die. Everybody die.
 * They all must die.
 * You will die. You will die slowly.


 * Treehouse of Horror III
 * Clown Without Pity
 * Nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg


 * Treehouse of Horror XII
 * Wiz Kids
 * Every moment I live... is agony! - Link


 * Treehouse of Horror XIII
 * Send in the Clones
 * Outfit
 * I do


 * Treehouse of Horror V
 * (screaming)


 * Treehouse of Horror VI
 * Erotic
 * (screaming)
 * Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
 * (Scream)


 * Treehouse of Horror VII (Gracie Films variant)
 * (Blood-curdling scream)


 * Wedding for Disaster'
 * Bastard!


 * Whacking Day
 * Whacking day


 * [unknown episode]
 * D'oh!


 * Yellow Subterfuge
 * Not anymore, he ain't

Smiling Friends

 * 1) Scream
 * 2) (Babbling)
 * Is
 * 1) To make me not wanna kill myself
 * 2) Alright. Gonna kill myself now. Bye...
 * 3) NONONO, WAITWAITWAIT

Snack Time

 * True Love - Link
 * Don't worry about it

Sonic Boom

 * Return to the Buddy-Buddy Temple of Doom
 * Pingas

Sonic X
Cracking Knuckles - Link
 * 1) SHUT UP!

South Park

 * 200
 * Fudge


 * The Biggest Douche In The Universe- Link
 * Until one day ...


 * Broadway Bro Down
 * Book of Mormon


 * Butterballs (Jackin' It in San Diego)
 * Jackin' it
 * Spankin' it


 * Canada on Strike
 * What-what in my asshole
 * Buddy
 * What, What In The Butt
 * Do it in the butt!


 * Cancelled
 * Inside your rectum
 * In your asshole
 * Helen Hunt's ass!
 * Dildo
 * Semen-puking asshole dickhead


 * Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Link
 * Dildo
 * Up your butt.
 * Hat
 * What's a (insert)?
 * I'm Gonna Make Love To You, Woman - Link
 * I'm gonna make love to you, woman
 * By (used as "bye")


 * Cartman Joins NAMBLA
 * You see, I've learned something today


 * Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
 * Hippie indian - Link


 * Cartman's Incredible Gift
 * Seasons change... time passes by... as the weeks become the months become the years...


 * Cash for Gold
 * You should kill yourself (x2)


 * Chef Aid
 * Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas...


 * Chef Goes Nanners- Link
 * White power


 * Chickenpox
 * You're just jealous


 * Chickenlover
 * This isn't for young eyes to see!


 * Child Abduction is Not Funny
 * Child abduction


 * City Sushi
 * What the fuck!?
 * What the fuck you talking about?


 * Coon 2: Hindsight
 * Sorry


 * Damien
 * (satanic music)


 * Dances with Smurfs
 * SOMEBODY HELP ME!
 * I swear to god, I'll kill you!


 * Dead Kids
 * Are you fucking joking?


 * Death
 * Little bitch
 * (farting)
 * (diarrhea, groaning)
 * We interrupt this program to bring you loud static
 * (fake static noises)


 * The Death Camp of Tolerance
 * Queer!
 * Beaner!
 * Chink!
 * Nigger!
 * Heeb!
 * Faggot!
 * Kiss my black ass!
 * Uh, so sleepy
 * Gay man's ass


 * Douche and Turd - Link
 * Bitch


 * D-Yikes! - Link
 * Sit down and shut the FUCK up!
 * Goddamnit!
 * Stupid-ass men!
 * All men care about is sex!
 * DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, SUGAR TITS?
 * Penises (x2)
 * My penis never slips out of my pants
 * Oh yeah, dude. Having Mexicans around totally kicks fuckin' ass
 * They can all rot in hell
 * They're goddamn, self-centered arrogant assholes is what they are


 * Eek, a Penis! - Link 1, Link 2
 * PENIS! (PAYNUSS!)
 * Faggot!


 * An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
 * Make sweet love


 * Erection Day
 * (ringing)


 * Fatbeard
 * (Kevin), goddammit...
 * Yourselves


 * Fat Camp 
 * Pissed off
 * The rimjob
 * The Prostitute Song - Link
 * Prostitute (x3)
 * Prostitutes (x2)


 * Fishsticks
 * Gay Fish
 * Mothafuckin' gay fish
 * Have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank
 * The gayest of the gay fish!
 * I'm a fish, yo.


 * Follow That Egg
 * Butt buddies


 * Free Hat
 * Free hat!
 * You asked for it


 * Go Fund Yourself
 * Fuck themselves


 * Go God Go (Mrs. Garrison Teaches the Theory of Evolution / Retard Alert) - Link 1, Link 2
 * Buttsex
 * Babies
 * Having buttsex
 * A buncha bull crap!
 * Uh oh, retard alert!
 * Retard alert


 * Goobacks -Link
 * Balls
 * Jerb
 * They took our jerb!
 * [They] took my job!


 * Guitar Queer-O - Link
 * You... are... FAGS!!!


 * Hummels and Heroin
 * Fuck you!
 * Rape me


 * Ike's Wee Wee
 * Briss
 * (Screaming)


 * Imaginationland
 * Oh, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them! - Link
 * ALLAH! - Link
 * Oh, FUCK NO!
 * No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!
 * They're raping me!
 * It hurts!
 * Aaaaaghhh!
 * (Weird scream)
 * Balls
 * That's fucking


 * Insecurity
 * Fucking raped


 * It's Christmas in Canada - Link
 * Well, now you're gonna get it motherfucker! That's right! You and me! Right now! We're having it out! Let's go! Come on! COME ON!
 * Sodomize me boys


 * Jared Has Aides (City Wok) - Link
 * Hello, City Wok, take order please. (sounds like "Shitty Wok" due to Tuong Lu Kim's strong Asian accent)


 * Krazy Kripples - Link
 * Payback time, mothafucka!


 * Le Petit Tourette - Link
 * Cocksucker
 * Faggot
 * Shitballs
 * Pussy asshole
 * Dicktits
 * Crap-filled vagina
 * Piss in the ass
 * Titty sprinkles
 * Piss! (x5)
 * Piss out my ass! (x2)
 * Piss in the ass!
 * Piss coming from my ass! (sometimes just "coming" on its own as "cumming")
 * Sex with children
 * Goddamn Jews!
 * Oh God, I'm so turned on right now.
 * ASS BARF!
 * Kike
 * I just peed my pants!
 * (Grunting)
 * Cock! (x5)
 * CAWWK!
 * Pussy
 * Eww!
 * Stupid shit (x2)
 * Dumb shit
 * Boner
 * Ass (x3)
 * Shithead
 * Ass-licker dick-face
 * Why don't you take a seat? Take a seat right over there.
 * Asscheeks
 * Dickhead
 * Surprise fatass!
 * Hey, I brought you some Wendy's.
 * Donkey boner
 * Ginger retard!
 * Shit!


 * Make Love, Not Warcraft
 * God-fucking-dammit!
 * That son of a bitch
 * Bathroom


 * Medicinal Fried Chicken - Link
 * Don't fuck me
 * Don't you ever try to fuck me.
 * Tastes like cat shit!


 * A Million Little Fibers
 * A million little


 * Ms. Teacher Bangs a Boy
 * Faggot


 * Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - Link
 * Stupid wop dago


 * Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
 * And if you don't like it, well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls


 * My Future Self 'n Me - Link
 * Go have sex with yourself, asshole!
 * Doin' drugs


 * The New Terrence and Philip Movie Trailer
 * Himself


 * The Cissy
 * Alright, that does it! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT, AND I'M NOT TAKING IT ANY LONGER!!


 * Obama Wins
 * Dildos


 * Oh Jeez
 * To death!


 * Over Logging - Link
 * Bestiality
 * Brazilian fart porn


 * Pandemic
 * Crappy music


 * PC Principal Final Justice
 * Oh, hell, no! - Link
 * I will bust yo fuckin' ass!
 * I will bust yo fuckin' nose!
 * Ever again


 * Pinewood Derby 
 * Boner
 * Well that sucks!
 * Aaaah! He's okay! He's okay! He's okay! He's okay!
 * (Deleted Scene) - Link
 * Bitch (x2)
 * FUCK! (x2)
 * GODDAMMIT! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
 * We're gonna lose to those goddamn cocksuckers AGAIN!!!
 * Son of a FUCKING WHORE, COCK-SUCK ASSHOLE, FUCK!
 * Ass-licking barf, SHIT!
 * FUCKING ASS-WHORE, FUCK!
 * Motherfuckin' 1.2


 * Pinkeye
 * Ugly skank


 * Poor and Stupid
 * Aw, godddamnit, another Vagasil commercial?
 * Vaginal odors
 * Fucking gross!
 * All those ladies have stinky vaginas
 * Goddamnit
 * Your wife is on the phone and, uh, she just got raped
 * Yeah she got...she got raped a lot, you gotta go talk to her.
 * Aw, fuck my ass! (was formerly used with a bleep until Rockorange unearthed the uncensored in 2017)
 * I might as well kill myself
 * Developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean
 * Ah, donkey balls.
 * Of all the idiotic, dumb ways I've seen children injure themselves, yours takes the retard cake.
 * High on Vagisil
 * No way, this is so tits!
 * You dumb bitch
 * President Obama's pissing me off
 * What the fuck is up with that? That's fucking gay! And he's fucking gay as hell!
 * Obama's fucking gay.
 * He's fucking gay as hell
 * Pisses me off
 * We're about as poor and stupid as it fuckin' comes
 * Obama's gay as hell
 * Her smile lights up the room. Her vagina, on the other hand, clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
 * THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
 * Fuck you, Danica Patrick!
 * Oh, son of a bitch!
 * That pisses me off
 * That's fuckin' gay as hell
 * Ain't that just gay as hell
 * You dumb bitch! (Butters) this bitch is trying to wreck my car!
 * I know! That pisses me off! That's fucking gay
 * Fuckin' gay as hell
 * Aw, fuck my ass agin!
 * [yell]


 * Raisins
 * Cunt (continuing source of inspiration)


 * Red Sleigh Down
 * Claus


 * The Return of Chef - Link
 * He wants to have sex with me
 * Have sex with children


 * Reverse Cowgirl - Link
 * Alright sir, I just needs to check inside your asshole.


 * The Return of The Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers
 * Jesus, what kind of porno was that?
 * Back Door Sluts 9 (x2)


 * The Ring - Link
 * Bay-BAY
 * Giny


 * Sarcastaball
 * This is cum.


 * Scott Tenorman Must Die
 * Pubes


 * Season Finale
 * Titty


 * Sexual Healing
 * Sex addicts


 * South Park is Gay
 * Get used to it
 * Metrosexual


 * Sponsored Content - Link
 * Yeah, I bet now we can get a lot more puss!
 * Just wanna crush puss


 * Spookyfish
 * Screw you!


 * TMI
 * 13.7 inch


 * The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
 * His misery


 * Towlie
 * You wanna get high?


 * Turd Burglars
 * Turd burglar


 * The Ungroundable- Link
 * Gay
 * Freaking retarded
 * Boner


 * Volcano
 * Dead fish
 * Kick-ass


 * Weight Gain 4000
 * God! Dammit!


 * White People Renovating Houses
 * Hemorrhoids


 * Wing - Link
 * Shitty


 * With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (Randy on Wheel of Fortune) - Link
 * Niggers!


 * W.T.F.
 * Molester


 * Woodland Critter Christmas - Link
 * Hail Satan!


 * You Have 0 Friends
 * Penises


 * You're Getting Old
 * Being a cynical asshole

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

 * Anniversary
 * (Squealing laughter)
 * Baffler Meal
 * (Metal note)
 * Cookout
 * (Long burp)
 * Dreams
 * Up the ass
 * Sister Mary Moltar
 * Edelweiss
 * I finally have to live my dream! … as a woman! (rearranged)
 * Fire Ant
 * Choked on
 * Flipmode
 * (Giggling)
 * Mayonnaise
 * Oh man…we’re SCREWED
 * Snatch
 * The end! (Alternate Version)
 * Untitled
 * When the earth cools
 * Jacksonville
 * Kick[s] a lot of buttock

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * As Seen on TV
 * All the people I (insert)


 * The Algae’s Always Greener
 * So long
 * (Victory screech)


 * Arrgh!
 * It opened by itself


 * Band Geeks
 * Big... meaty... claws!
 * A one ... A two ... A Skiddly Diddly Doo
 * Toxic waste dump


 * The Best Day Ever
 * You're on the VIP list


 * Bossy Boots
 * (scream)


 * Boating School
 * Act natural!


 * Bubble Buddy -Link
 * Hinga dinga durgen
 * Penis (peanuts)
 * That's it!
 * Pop the bubble!
 * Hey, Squidward!
 * BOO BOO KEYS
 * He called us fat!
 * My friend's


 * The Bully - Link
 * Now, I’m gonna kick your butt twice as hard
 * Diarrhea
 * There's something I want you to know
 * I’m going to kick your butt!
 * Outta my way
 * Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
 * Hey Mario
 * Pizza Castle
 * I think it goes stuck inside your


 * Can You Spare a Dime? - Link
 * Not


 * Chimps Ahoy - Link
 * Ooh, mhmm, owo, OOOH! WOOOO! Oh yeah, that’s it!


 * Chocolate with Nuts
 * I'll take ten!
 * You just can't wait for me to DIE, can you?
 * Back up Jack!
 * Nice place you got here!
 * Hello, young lady!
 * Let’s get naked
 * I can live with that. Lets just change our names to "why", and "bother".
 * FINALLY!
 * With or without
 * You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!


 * Club Spongebob - Link
 * No


 * Driven to Tears
 * One minute, thirty-seven seconds


 * Dumped
 * Help me! Help me oh merciful (neptune!)
 * I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!
 * The past


 * Dying for Pie
 * That guy
 * Kill him (x2)
 * Explode!


 * Fools in April
 * You what!?
 * April fools, ya little sausage!


 * F.U.N.
 * Loser!
 * (Everyone walks away)


 * The Frycook Games
 * (Low effort scream)


 * Gary Takes a Bath
 * So, that's how you wanna play it, huh?
 * Water


 * Grandma's Kisses - Link
 * Have I ever NOT been right?
 * Grandma’s house
 * [Grandma's] cookies


 * Graveyard Shift
 * Sweaty


 * Hooky
 * Cheesy


 * I Had an Accident
 * Do it again, I wasn't looking!
 * Oh man


 * I Was a Teenage Gary
 * You're fine
 * Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no


 * Idiot Box
 * A brand new television
 * I’ll take it easy when I’m dead!
 * (police sirens)
 * Here I am!
 * You'll never take me alive, coopers!
 * 3... 2... 1... Blast off!


 * I'm With Stupid
 * But don't genius live in a lamp?


 * I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - Link
 * Touch
 * I have to touch you!
 * Wamp, wamp, waaaaamp. (x4)
 * Will you cut that out?!?
 * Do I have to follow you around all day?


 * Imitation Krabs
 * Belch
 * So long, Imitation Krabs! Bye bye!


 * Jellyfish Jam
 * For twelve hours!


 * Jellyfish Hunter
 * Open


 * Just One Bite
 * That was too easy


 * Krab-Borg - Link
 * 11 year old
 * Arr
 * Poop


 * Krabby Land
 * Money
 * Where am I?


 * Krabby Road
 * Brush, brush, brush my teeth


 * Krusty Krab Training Video - Link
 * uuuhhhhhh
 * Haha...WRONG!


 * Krusty Love
 * A few moments later


 * Life of Crime
 * Took
 * It popped


 * Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II
 * Bobacle


 * Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
 * At once
 * Really, really, reeeaaallyyyy?
 * WHY…NOT?!?
 * (Rough animatic, DVD extra)
 * (Grunting)


 * Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
 * GET IT OFF ME!


 * Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V - Link
 * Bra
 * The Quickster!
 * Get it off!
 * (Rough animatic, DVD extra)
 * OOOUUUCH!
 * Skank


 * Mid-Life Crustacean
 * No cuttin'! You gotta wait your turn like everybody else!
 * Get offa me!


 * Mimic Madness
 * Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying


 * Missing Identity
 * (Sponge)Boob
 * Who's Patrick?


 * My Pretty Seahorse  - Link
 * Just get outta here you stupid dumb animal!


 * Naughty Nautical Neighbors
 * Wow, you're choking
 * Set up a (rearranged)


 * Nasty Patty
 * Killed him


 * New Student Starfish
 * Twenty


 * No Weenies Allowed
 * Tubby!
 * Nobody calls me tubby!
 * (elephant noise)
 * On your eyeballs


 * One Krab's Trash
 * I didn't wanna have to do this, but he leaves me no other option. I'm gonna have to scare it off of him
 * Disgusting
 * Plunger


 * Opposite Day
 * It’s not my birthday!!!


 * The Paper - Link
 * Oral
 * (booing)


 * Party Pooper Pants (Underwater Sun) - Link
 * Come with me to (insert)


 * Patty Hype
 * Hey, world!
 * Is the best idea ever!
 * Hey, watch it, buddy! I don't care how much you want your (insert)
 * You're gonna have to wait in line like the rest of us!


 * Pest of the West
 * Great-great-great-great-great-great-great


 * Pickles
 * (wheezing)
 * Pickles (many instances)
 * You forgot


 * Pizza Delivery - Link
 * Without
 * [We're] in the middle of nowhere!!!
 * Backing up! Backing up!


 * Pranks a Lot
 * I know not these names of which you speak!


 * Prehibernation week - Link
 * No you ain't!
 * This is a load of (barnacles)
 * SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?!


 * Procrastination
 * Why?


 * Rock-a-Bye Bivalve - Link
 * Coconut


 * Sailor Mouth - Link
 * Tell me
 * Good
 * You gotta


 * SB-129
 * 2,000 years later


 * Selling Out
 * Worship


 * Sleepy Time
 * Lick, lick!


 * Something Smells
 * SpongeBob, can I borrow some bath beads?


 * The Sponge Who Could Fly (rough animatic; DVD extra)
 * Cumming (coming)
 * I'm cumming (coming)


 * SpongeGuard on Duty
 * White stuff


 * Squeaky Boots
 * At least I'll have some peace and quiet at work


 * Squid on Strike
 * Forever
 * Eternity


 * Squid's Day Off
 * SpongeBranch


 * Squid's on a Bus
 * (Scary synth)


 * Squidville
 * Four-way (x3)
 * Three-way
 * (rocket firing noises)


 * Squilliam Returns
 * I can't do it
 * World’s smallest


 * Squirrel Jokes
 * Am I right?
 * Suds
 * No, it gets worse!


 * Survival of the Idiots - Link
 * White
 * The door is slippery! It's frozen shut!
 * Too bad


 * Tea at the Treedome - Link
 * I NEEEED


 * Theme Song
 * Under the sea


 * Toy Store of Doom
 * Several song-filled hours later


 * Underwater Sun
 * Come with me to


 * Walking Small
 * But it's becoming increasingly obvious


 * Welcome to the Chum Bucket
 * Why don't you ask


 * Wet Painters
 * Forget what Mr. Krabs said!


 * Various episodes - Link
 * MY LEG!

Squidbillies

 * A Sober Sunday
 * Sorry, Early


 * America: Why I love Here
 * Irrigate the ground with the sweat of a wrinkly brow on [cuyler] land!
 * God


 * Clowny Freaks
 * Set a fire to a homeless


 * Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation
 * Hail Satan, my dark lord and master

Steven Universe

 * Lars and the Cool Kids - Link
 * That's nasty

Stickin' Around
Link
 * Photo Oops -
 * Nigger (Looks like she just laid an egg or somethin')

Street Fighter
The Medium is the Message - Link
 * 1) YES! YES!

Stressed Eric
Sex - Link
 * 1) Thank you for my orgasm. (x2)
 * 2) And thank you for my other orgasm. (x2)
 * 3) And thank you for my - oh, it appears we haven't got time to go through them all.
 * Sex

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

 * Ambush
 * Uhh, hold it

Strong Bad Email
do over - Link
 * 1) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

sbemail_22 - Link
 * 1) Bollocks

for kids
 * 1) I'll kill ya!

Super Deluxe

 * Y'all So Stupid #4
 * Stupid

Superfuckers

 * Big Ambition - Link
 * Nope
 * (giggling) What?
 * Crack
 * You brainless asshole!
 * Fuck yeah, baby! (x2)
 * Stupid bitch
 * Burn it to the fucking ground
 * That reminds me, can I touch your boobies? They're pretty.
 * Fuckin'
 * (laughter)
 * Money
 * Boob


 * Burger Brothers - Link
 * You a shitty fuckin’ friend, you know that, bitch?
 * Now I've got a hug hard on
 * Sorry, bro
 * Fuck you!
 * Dude
 * (punch) Fuck!
 * Put that shit in my goddamn mouth!
 * That's disgusting!
 * Ooh, I could fuck a horse!
 * Horny for that
 * Asshole


 * Chug the Drug - Link
 * Holy shit!
 * Awesome!
 * Fuckin' retardo awesome!
 * Shit out
 * Pussy
 * Gay
 * (gagging)
 * Shit full of it


 * Crises on Infinite Toilets - Link
 * To get shit on!
 * You peed all over everything!
 * Shut the fuck up
 * You're too late, baby
 * I already put away my
 * Rooster rod


 * Cute Rump - Link
 * So we can stick our dicks in it
 * Trying to kill myself
 * Fuck!
 * What the hell?
 * Vagina


 * Dawn of Omnizod - Link
 * It hurts so much
 * ♫ Washing my beautiful titties, washing my bodacious ass, making myself all clean and pretty, oh what a wonderful task ♫
 * You pervert!
 * What the fuck?
 * Pervy little bitch
 * Phooie dooie dong pringle dingle dandy FUCK!

The Greatest Story Ever Told  - Link
 * Oh my goddamn god
 * Boner (x2)
 * Pussy
 * Dick
 * Dick! Pussy! Cunt! Balls!
 * Donkey anus!
 * Dude, that was awesome!
 * I’ve gotta get hard again!
 * Holy fuck
 * Don't be stupid
 * Greasy piece of floppy shit
 * Oh my god. No!
 * You stupid bitch
 * Crack
 * Holy shit
 * Donkey bomb
 * That's disgusting!


 * The Hero's Destiny - Link
 * Holy human shit!
 * You fucking... COCKSUCKER!
 * Fucking
 * I think I'm gonna pee!
 * Jerkin' off
 * Bullshit
 * I knew you were a dick-jerking faggot
 * Sexy
 * Jerkin' off
 * This faggot
 * That
 * Smug arrogant bastard
 * You're crazy
 * Suck a cock with mustard
 * Hot shit


 * Scrimple's Delight - Link
 * Wow, sunsets are stupid
 * Tryin'a please my dick
 * Bacon
 * Crack
 * Fuuuck youuu!
 * God dammit!
 * Fuck (x2)
 * Hey. Where the fuck's my food?
 * Stupid
 * Eep!
 * Goddamn
 * My ass
 * I'ma fuckin' fight you fucks
 * God, what a fag!
 * Total scrotal nutsack
 * This little bitch
 * Pal
 * King of this shit-hole
 * For the love of fuck!
 * Bullshit
 * Tell the cook to cook shit!


 * Shitstorm, Motherfuckers - Link
 * Punch the little bitch!
 * (puking)
 * Shit-storm
 * Party in my pantaloons
 * So what the shit fuck you doin'?
 * Oh sweet baby Jesus
 * Awesome!
 * (fart/grunt)
 * That's stupid
 * Sex


 * Sweet Baby Jesus - Link
 * Kah-loset friend
 * Auughhh-ha-haaauughhh!
 * Oh shit!
 * Did you just crap your pants?
 * Hello?
 * No
 * Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
 * Christ!
 * (yell)
 * What?
 * Party people?
 * And
 * One fuckin' second
 * My head feels like I’ve been skullfucked by a jetliner!


 * Sweet Mystery - Link
 * Hello, bitches!
 * Well, that’s because you’re a fuckin’ idiot
 * Bitches
 * Fuck
 * What?
 * Aughh, noooo, it's too horrible!
 * Oh, fuck you!
 * Booty
 * You're just a fuckin' idiot
 * Me neither, bro
 * God dammit!
 * In heat
 * Fuck you
 * Retardation
 * I should be the one who gets to see her boobies
 * Don't do that, I hate that


 * Theme Song
 * Superfuckers

Superjail!

 * Bunny Love
 * Shut up, bitch


 * Superbar
 * Asscrack

Super Mario World

 * Mama Luigi - Link
 * HEEEEELLLLLPPP!
 * Mario’s laugh after “Mama?! Mama Luigi?!”
 * Now I know how a meatball feels!
 * (Splat noise)


 * The Yoshi Shuffle
 * 1) Shit (mixed from "sheesh" and "you didn't make it")

Supernews
Master Debaters: Marijuana vs. Crystal Meth - Link
 * 1) Marijuana
 * 2) Crystal meth
 * 3) Drugs
 * 4) Don't you wanna have sex with strangers?

Sym-Bionic Titan

 * Lessons in Love
 * Booty

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003

 * We shredded Shredder!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

 * (Mikey's girlish shrieking)
 * Rise of the Turtles, Part 1
 * That is all KINDS of wrong!

Terry Toons

 * Flebus
 * Yeah

Teen Titans Go

 * Smile Bones
 * Six-pack

Thomas & Friends

 * Cows
 * Moo!

Titan Maximum

 * Tip of the Iceberg
 * Crap-spout

Tom & Jerry

 * (Various Episodes)
 * (Screaming)

Unsupervised

 * Youngbloods
 * This is bullshit

The Venture Bros.

 * The Incredible Mr. Brisby
 * HOLY DAMMIT CHRISTMAS!!

Veggietales

 * Rack, Shack, And Benny
 * SING THE SONG!!
 * No More Bunnies
 * Lets Find Out.
 * I Said, NOBODY BAKES MY BUNNIES!!!
 * Will Stand For You.


 * The End Of Silliness?
 * Im Telling You What’s Going On!
 * NOOOOOOOO!!


 * Larryboy And The Bad Apple
 * First Bumblyberg
 * Knock, Knock!
 * Yeah Fast.


 * Celery Night Fever
 * All Of My Friends
 * Yeah, Our Pie.

Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz!

 * Mickey's Rebuttal
 * With menstrual blood, I guess
 * Yeah, who cares?
 * That's gonna be broken, this is gonna be broken, all this shit's gonna be broken!! AM I CRAZY YET?!
 * Ew!


 * Pilot
 * I'll give you something funny, you little faggot


 * Psychic Surgery
 * I've got something that's gonna blow you the fuck away
 * Dick


 * Robert Burgless
 * YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT I'M CRAZY! I WILL SHOW YOU HOW CRAZY I AM! DOES THIS SEEM CRAZY TO YOU?! AM I CRAZY YET?! DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?!
 * GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I WILL SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD OPEN!


 * The Tough Guy Front
 * Head-up-the-ass retarded

Warner Bros. Cartoons

 * Sound effects library
 * AAAAAAHH!!! - Link

Weekend Pussy Hunt

 * Episode 7
 * I'm getting the hell out of here!


 * Episode 8
 * AAAAALLL WEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEND!!!

What a Cartoon

 * No Tip
 * 1) Come on!
 * 2) (screaming)
 * 3) (hysterical laughter)


 * Tales of Worm Paranoia
 * 1) Gotta get that excercise
 * 2) DON'T TOUCH ME! Can't you see my SOUL is on FIIIIIIYAAAAAH?
 * 3) HEEEEEEEY!
 * 4) (crying)
 * 5) GOD BLESS EVERYBODY!
 * Oh, not much

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones

 * Pilot
 * 1) You messed with the wrong human THIS time, buddy.
 * Sickness
 * 1) There you go
 * Vacuum Friend
 * 1) City

7th Heaven

 * Nothing Endures But Change - Link
 * You don't think I know that!?

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

 * 1) Small dick

30 Rock
Game Over - Link
 * 1) Sex dungeon

1000 Ways to Die
D.U. Die
 * 1) Oh God!

Academy Awards/Oscars

 * Best Animated Picture at the 2002 Oscars - Link
 * Weinstein


 * Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock - Link
 * Smacked the shit outta me
 * Keep! My wife's! Name! Out your FUCKING! MOUTH!

American Horror Story
 Rubber Man 
 * 1) JungleJim4322@yahoo.com - Link

The Armando Iannucci Shows
Coma - Link
 * 1) Wake. The fuck. Up.

Attack of the Show

 * 1) Epic Fail

Awesometown

 * Somewhere in Space - Link
 * I just had sex with myself.
 * I have both male and female genitalia.
 * What's up, bro?
 * Genitalia
 * A virgin
 * I loved it


 * Theme Song
 * Asscheeks
 * Stick my dick in

Barney & Friends
Theme Song
 * 1) Sensation (And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation!)

BattleBots
Link
 * 1) My nuts are stainless

Behind the Music
Dr. Dre - Link
 * 1) Full blown AIDS

The Big Bang Theory
The Veracity Elasticity - Link
 * 1) Sex dungeon

The Bachelor Party Corrosion
 * 1) Sex dungeon

Blue's Clues
The Grow Show - Link
 * 1) Oh yeah! (X2)

Brass Eye
Animals - Link
 * 1) Twat
 * 2) Fucknut
 * 3) Arsecandle

Breaking Bad
Cat's in the Bag...
 * 1) Whatever you're selling, I ain't buying - Link
 * 2) What up, biatch! - Link

Gray Matter - Link
 * 1) Pussy

Peekaboo - Link
 * 1) WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH!

CBS Evening News

 * Refugees Turn to Prostitution - Link
 * Prostitutes
 * Prostitution

Chappelle's Show

 * Lil Jon at the Aiport
 * What!?


 * Racial Draft
 * Kravitz Link

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
S201 - Link S202
 * 1) FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!
 * 1) Fuck off

Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule

 * Food
 * Dr. Jimmy Brungus


 * Home
 * Tuna can


 * Horse
 * I don't wanna talk to you no more


 * Pleasure
 * Ron Don Volante


 * Relationships
 * Dongus


 * Theme Song
 * Check it out

Co-Ed Confidential

 * The Co-Ed Confidential Reunion
 * Co-Ed Confidential


 * (unknown)
 * (sex noises)

Curb Your Enthusiasm

 * The Baptism- Link (last one in the video)
 * Go fuck yourself
 * The Christ Nail
 * You sick fuck pervert!

Deadwood

 * Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To
 * Cocksucker
 * Shut the FUCK up!


 * Swearing Compilation - Link
 * Fuckin' cocksuckers
 * Cat-piss smelling fuckhead
 * Cock
 * Cocksucka
 * Diarrhea
 * Fuckin'
 * Shut the fuck up
 * You incompetent fucks!
 * Fuck
 * Ass

Dexter
Born Free - Link
 * 1) Surprise, motherfucker!

Drake And Josh

 * The Bet
 * Eat (me) a big ol' bag of (cheese) balls


 * The Demonator
 * Germans

Eagleheart
Sex Rash
 * 1) Sex rash

The Early Show

 * Blackout in a Can -Link
 * 1) Liquid cocaine

The Electric Company

 * Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jones
 * 1) Different

Entourage
Manic Monday
 * 1) GET. THE FUCK. OUT! - Link

The Eric Andre Show

 * Jillian Michaels Interview - Link
 * Get these niggers out of my GAME.


 * Kraft Punk
 * You just got Kraft Punk'd


 * Sprite Sponsorship - Link
 * A Sprite sponsorship

Family Feud

 * (unknown) - Link
 * DICK!

Father Ted

 * A Christmassy Ted - Link
 * Big hairy aaass

Fox Report with Shepard Smith
Jenny From The Block Blooper - Link
 * 1) (A) blowjob ("blow" taken from "blowjob" and "job" taken from "curb-job")

Fraiser
Can't Buy Me Love Space Quest
 * 1) Drop your pants and bend over, I take-a your temperture.
 * Ohh, what fresh hell is this?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
theme - Link
 * 1) B-ball

Fur TV

 * Cop Song
 * High on crack


 * Fat Ed's Furry Fucking Guide to Metal
 * Cock


 * How to Cook Shit With Mervin - Link
 * How to cook shit!
 * Buuurp
 * What the fuck is that?
 * Fuckin'
 * You little tit biscuit
 * Piss (x2)
 * FUCK IT, THIS IS PISS!
 * Cock
 * COCK MUNCH!
 * It's a shit
 * IT'S A SHIT
 * YOU JUST FUCKED UP YOUR LAST MEAL, BUTTWIPE!
 * FUCKIN'
 * No! It's (insert)


 * Intro
 * Sexually explicit nature


 * Safe Sex PSA - Link
 * (scream)
 * What the?
 * Pee-pee
 * You won't feel a thing

George Lopez

 * George joins the Neighborhood what-cha and raises the vigil-ante
 * We just found out there's a molester in the neighborhood and we're gonna scare him outta here. You want in?

Good Morning America
Jessi Slaughter - Link Interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Link
 * 1) Death Threats
 * 1) Osama Bin Laden

A History of Britain

 * Beginnings
 * One horny bitch

Hardcore Pawn

 * Customer Disrespects Ashley - Link
 * That's my bitch
 * We're gonna kick his ass

Hell's Kitchen
Giovanni Dickface - Link Where's the Lamb Sauce - Link (unknown) - Link
 * 1) I don't give a fuck
 * 2) Dickface! (x2)
 * 1) Where's the lamb SAUCE? (x2)
 * 2) There's just NOTHING coming together!
 * 3) Oh fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fuckin' Yankee Dankee Doodle shite!
 * 1) Listen, listen, listen, listen! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
 * 2) You're a first-class cunt!

How I Met Your Mother

 * Aldrin Justice - Link
 * That's a penis!
 * Architect of Destruction
 * You have a small penis

iCarly
iRocked the Vote - Link
 * 1) Hobknocker

iSpace Out
 * 1) Dun-dun-dun!

The Inbetweeners
The Duke of Edinburg Awards The Fashion Show - Link First Day - Link Will is Home Alone - Link
 * Cum
 * 1) Fuck off!
 * 1) I'll rip your fucking throat out
 * 1) What. THE FUCK. Are you doing?

The Incredible Hulk

 * "The Lonely Man" (sad piano music) - Link

Inside Edition
Bill O'Reilly Freak Out - Link
 * 1) Fuckin' thing sucks
 * 2) Fuck it!
 * 3) I don't know what that means?

The IT Crowd

 * Moss and the German - Link
 * What a bunch of bastards
 * Tramps Like Us - Link
 * Fuck off!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 * The Gang Group Dates
 * 1) Orgy


 * '''Mac and Charlie Join a Cult"
 * 1) Cult


 * System
 * 1) Magnum dong - Link

Jeopardy!
60s/80s Think theme - Link Late 90s/Early 2000s Think theme - Link 9/26/2005 - Link 2/22/2018
 * 1) (think theme)
 * 1) (think theme)
 * 1) Strobe light
 * 1) Fred's lube

Kenny vs. Spenny
'''Who Can Commit the Most Crime? '''- Link
 * 1) Now I wanna rape a man
 * 2) Let's do some man rape

Key and Peele

 * Substitute Teacher - Link
 * Son of a BITCH!

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

 * SLAPP Suits (Eat Shit, Bob!) - Link
 * Can go fuck himself today
 * Complete bullshit
 * Suck my balls
 * We can say whatever the fuck we like
 * Eat shit
 * Masturbates to Schindler's List
 * Dick and balls
 * Anal hole
 * My rectum
 * See ya in court, fuckface!
 * EAT! SHIT!


 * Trump vs. Truth
 * Oh great, another blizzard of snowflakes from 'Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning!

The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell

 * Lawrence O'Donnell Meldown - Link
 * Shit

The Late Show with David Letterman
Donald Trump Attacks O'Donnell - Link
 * 1) Rosie O'Donnell

LazyTown

 * Robbie's Dream Team (We Are Number One) - Link
 * Here's the deal


 * Rottenbeard (You Are a Pirate!)
 * Do what you want because a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
 * Yar har, fiddle dee dee
 * Precious booty


 * Zap It (Gizmo Guy) - Link
 * Power PC

The League

 * 3 Penis Wine Infomercial
 * Three penises


 * The Draft
 * Put a condom on - Link

Lockup: Raw

 * The Convict Code (Fleece Johnson interview)
 * I like booty

Look Around You
Calcium
 * 1) Look around you

Mad TV

 * Bring Your Child to Work Day - Link
 * My three dead testicles


 * Clops II
 * I don't wanna!


 * Clops V
 * Well, look what the cat duked up!


 * How Winona Ryder Stole Christmas
 * Stickier
 * That bitch


 * John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper - link
 * Go f[bleep] yourself!
 * F[bleep]in' bulls[bleep]t!
 * I'm gonna kick him in da ASS!


 * The Kim Jong-Il Show - [Link]
 * Magical penis


 * Randy Newman Sings Star Wars
 * Midget bastard


 * Sex Toy Story
 * Sex toys
 * San Francisco


 * That's My White Mama - Link
 * Don't make me break my foot up in yo ass!

MasterChef
Link
 * 1) Masturbate

Mock the Week
Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster - Link
 * 1) Where the fuck have you been?

Monty Python's Flying Circus

 * All-American Summarize Proust Competition
 * 1) Shut your blobby gob


 * Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
 * 1) I am no longer


 * E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
 * 1) Bondage
 * 2) Orgy


 * Face the Press
 * 1) Different


 * Intro
 * 1) (fart)


 * Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
 * 1) Different

Mystery Science Theatre 3000
The Killer Shrews Theme Song
 * Yaaay
 * Next Sunday A.D


 * Wither, Canada?
 * It

NASCAR
Link
 * 1) Bullshit
 * 2) That's fucking bullshit
 * 3) Asshole

Ned's Declassified

 * Math
 * Without math we are CAVEMEN EATING MUD!

The Office (US)
Did I Stutter? - Link Frame Toby - Link Gay Witch Hunt
 * 1) Did I STUTTER?
 * 1) NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
 * No!
 * No, not really

Peep Show
Nether Zone
 * 1) UGGGGH! I'M SO SCREWED, SO UTTERLY UTTERLY SCREWED!

Penn and Teller: Bullshit

 * Abstinence - Link
 * Fuck you in the neck


 * Eat This! - Link
 * Racist
 * You need to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!


 * Ground Zero - Link
 * Eat this mother FUCKERS!
 * Assholes
 * Fuck you!


 * Manners - Link
 * Bitch!
 * Whore
 * Asshole
 * Cunt


 * Sleep Inc.
 * And Jesus motherfucking Christ!


 * (unknown)
 * Goddamn motherfucking
 * Fuck you, in the neck

The People V.S OJ Simpson

 * Episode 5
 * Nigga Please!

Press Your Luck

 * Whammy Sound - Link
 * (Whammy sound)

The Price is Right
Losing horn - Link
 * 1) (Losing horn sound)

Pushing Daisies

 * 1) Oh hell no! Link

Ray Donovan

 * One Night in Yerevan
 * Wherever the fuck you want

Sanford and Son

 * The Piano Movers
 * I don't know about that


 * We Were Robbed
 * I'm coming (I’m cumming)

Saturday Night Live

 * Anne Hathaway, The Killers
 * Weekend Update
 * 700 billion (usually low pitched)


 * Charlton Heston, Paul Westerberg
 * The Herihley Boy Housesitting Service -
 * Sweet mother of GOD, WHAT IS THE HOLD UP?


 * Christina Applegate, Midnight Oil
 * Matt Foley - Link
 * Doobies
 * In a van down by the river


 * David Duchovny, Rod Stewart
 * Zagat's with Hank & Beverly Gelfand - Link
 * Give me cancer now, God!


 * Jonah Hill, Future
 * CNN Election Center Cold Open - Link
 * I have a great big huge dick


 * Justin Timberlake 03/09/2013
 * Weekend Update - Link
 * Your mother and I are separating


 * Scarlett Johansson, Wiz Khalifa
 * Papa John's
 * On her
 * Body

Seinfeld

 * The Calzone
 * Condom


 * The Fusili
 * Sex moves


 * '''The Trip (Part 2)
 * Serial Killer

Sesame Street

 * (I Can't Get No) Co-operation - Link
 * Hope
 * Fit


 * The Golden Triangle of Destiny - Link
 * Hey, how's it going?


 * Various clips of Cookie Monster
 * OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Silicon Valley

 * Maleant Data Systems Solutions
 * I really don't ducking care

The Sopranos

 * Isabella - Link
 * Cut your dick off

Stranger Things

 * Chapter Eight: The Bathtub - Link
 * Shit!(x7)
 * (scream)

Strutter

 * 1) Cocksuckers
 * 2) Fucking

Tales from the Crypt

 * Split Personality - Link
 * What the fuck is this piece of shit?


 * The Third Pig
 * My god!
 * JESUS CHRIST!
 * Hooray, hooray, at last I can cheer! The freaking police are finally here!
 * (Maniacal laughter)
 * MUST... DESTROY!!

That 70s Show
Red's Last Day - Link
 * 1) You're a dumbass

Red's New Job - Link
 * 1) Dumbass (x2)

Reefer Madness
 * 1) Dumbass! - Link

Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job!
I Sit Down When I Pee - Link
 * Pee
 * 1) Hey bro, I gotta go!
 * 2) No can do, I'm taking a pee!
 * 3) I just can't stand touchin' my dong

To Catch a Predator
Cleanest, Best Pleasure - Link
 * 1) In your mouth

Petaluma, California Part 1 (a_latino_man559) - Link
 * 1) A latino man (a_latino_man559)
 * 2) Horny
 * 3) Sexually
 * 4) Genitals

(unknown) - Link
 * 1) I like rape! It’s better than regular sex.

The Tracy Ullman Show

 * The Simpsons: Family Portrait - Link
 * Here we go

Trailer Park Boys

 * Never Trust a Man With No Shirt On - Link
 * Go fuck yourself

Trigger Happy TV

 * Interrupting a Meditation Session - Link
 * What the fuck do you think you're doing?

TruTv / The Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest

 * World's Dumbest Animal Encounters
 * Get the hell out of there!
 * World's Dumbest Criminals 17
 * Skunk


 * World's Dumbest Partiers 4
 * Vast quantities of alcohol
 * World's Dumbest Partiers 7
 * Impromptu strip show
 * World's Dumbest Partiers 11 - Link
 * Oh God! I hate it when the sober friend shows up to make sure no one can have any fun!
 * Gotta fix the girls, make sure they look good, you know?
 * Tragically, this girl's uh, top stays on.
 * Which is very, very unfortunate!
 * That's right, work it! Yeah, shake your money maker!
 * The woman is actually shaking fat in her legs? That makes it less sexy.
 * World's Dumbest Partiers 20
 * To show off your boobs
 * To cover up your (unconscious) titties
 * Is one of the sluttiest


 * World's Dumbest Performers 2 Link
 * Adult entertainment
 * Sexual position
 * Doggy style
 * Tim Patch is known to the art world as "Prickasso"
 * Yeah, this is a sexy painting isn't it?
 * Penis painting
 * A male only striptease class
 * Is this drawn with someone's penis


 * World's Dumbest Performers 6 - Link
 * Booties?
 * I'm trapped ... TRAPPED ... Blast it!
 * Reservoir tip
 * World's Dumbest Performers 7 - Link
 * Girl, go on, break it down!
 * Sexually assault
 * How was it, sexy?
 * I am hungry for boobs!
 * Satanic
 * Porn flick
 * Let's reset out boners back to one.
 * World's Dumbest Performers 16 - Link
 * Well, I guess someone wasn't an idiot for bringing their scuba gear after all! Huh?
 * A career in prostitution
 * World's Smartest Inventions 13 - Link
 * Condoms in your boobs

TV Funhouse

 * (unknown)
 * Gay sex

Two and a Half Men

 * Ergo the Booty Call
 * The little blue pills with the "V" on them


 * I Called Him Magoo
 * Please don't make me stay home with a boner!


 * It was 'Mame', Mom - Link
 * Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?


 * Welcome Home Jake - Link
 * Kinky Sex

Vanguard

 * Missionaries of Hate (EAT DA POO POO) - Link
 * 1) Sodomy
 * 2) Homosexuality
 * 3) A man's anus
 * 4) Have [a] sex practice
 * 5) Fisting
 * 6) Poo poo (x2)
 * 7) Eat da poo poo
 * 8) It is so painful they have to take drugs
 * 9) They enjoy it
 * 10) Having sucked the other persons rectum
 * 11) DEEEEPAH
 * 12) As a human right to eat da poo poo of our children?!

Veep
B/ill
 * 1) Join the circle-jerk, grab a dick

Viva la Bam
Bamiature Golf
 * 1) FOUR AND A HALF HOURS

The Weird Al Show
The Obligatory Holiday Episode
 * 1) Slightly less than I'd like bamboo splinters under my fingernails! Link

The Whitest Kids U' Know

 * Asian Hooker
 * Prostitute


 * The Boner Song - Link
 * Boner (numerous instances)


 * Butterbar- Link
 * Oh hell no


 * Chicken, Not Kitten
 * Pussy


 * Cumfetti - Link
 * No I don't
 * My dick
 * Why is confetti coming out of my dick?
 * Cancer
 * I'm about to splooge!
 * (masturbation noises)
 * (news headline music)
 * You got some masturbating to do!
 * A handjob from a magician
 * Cumfetti


 * Dear Black People - Link
 * Shut the fuck up! (whitestkids.com version only)
 * Kick your fuckin' ass so hard that candy will come out!


 * Gandalf - Link
 * RAPE HIM!
 * I fucking hate you! (x2)
 * Why the fuck?
 * Everybody, shut the fuck up!
 * Asshole!
 * That hurts!
 * Cut the shit, you old fruit.
 * God damn
 * What the fuck?
 * Eleventy twenty teenth


 * Get a New Daddy - Link
 * Play with your sack


 * Grapist - Link
 * Open wide, kids! Cause I'm gonna (g)rape you in the mouth!
 * Begging to get (g)raped.
 * He (g)rapes people. He (g)rapes people in the mouth.
 * I'm going to rape you!
 * (G)rapist(x2)
 * I love it! He like, (g)rapes the kids!
 * To me, it sounds like he's saying, he's going to.... rape them.
 * This is obviously a rape scenario!
 * Pervy
 * Tie you to the radiator and (g)rape ya!


 * Great Grandmas - Link
 * Porn


 * Halloweiner- Link
 * Shit! (x2)
 * Suck my dick!
 * You better watch out before I fuck you up your fat fuckin' ass
 * Fuckin'
 * Pussy
 * What the fuck for, you fucking bitch?!
 * All you fucking buttfuckers


 * Insult Restaurant - Link
 * Blow each other
 * Pussies
 * Pussy
 * Wash your filthy pussies
 * I'll get a beer
 * Faggots
 * You guys are faggots
 * Shut up
 * Shut up and get it yourselves


 * Mt. Everest
 * Super crazy sexy cool


 * Oh Shit!
 * What the hell?


 * Old Folks Home
 * Get stoned at the old folks home
 * AIDS in his brain
 * Took a dump and rotisseried it


 * One of You Is
 * Oh hell no!


 * Our Label is Run by Homos
 * Gay
 * Gay dudes
 * Homos


 * Pimp Pun Disaster
 * Whore
 * Bitch!
 * Pimp


 * The Popcorn Factory Sketch
 * My wiener
 * Testicles
 * Genitalia
 * Balls
 * Have balls


 * Pussy Restaurant - Link
 * Fuck you
 * Big fuckin' pussy


 * Pussy Salad
 * What the fuck does it matter?


 * Reagan
 * In the fucking face


 * Rip Your Dick Off
 * Rip your dick off


 * Timmy Poops His Pants - Link
 * That's fucking disgusting!
 * Wash your goddamn hand
 * Grab poop out of your butt
 * Oh, shit
 * I got my poop 'em my face


 * Walt Whitman - Link
 * It tasted like salt
 * My wiener
 * My dick
 * I want to stick my dick in boobs
 * In my hands
 * In my mouth


 * We Live in Garbage - Link
 * Motherfucker
 * Fuck
 * Fuck face
 * My ejaculate
 * Homeless ejaculate
 * Condoms


 * What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln - Link 
 * Shiiiiiiit!
 * Oh, no
 * Oh shit! (x2)
 * Suck my (presidential) cock, bitch!
 * You fatass piece of shit!
 * You tubbalard looking motherfucker!
 * You skinnyass looking motherfucker!
 * Oh, now you fucked up!
 * Now you fucked up (x2)
 * You have fucked up now!
 * Now you have fucked up
 * Bitch
 * I gotta piss
 * Who said that? Which one of you dead motherfuckers just said that shit?
 * You shut the fuck up

WLWT News 5
Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP) - Link
 * 1) Fuck her right in the pussy!

Wonder Showzen

 * Justice (He-Bro) - Link
 * Man-milk


 * Space (Plastic Surgeons Without Borders) - Link
 * THAT'S RACIST!!!

Wochit Entertainment
Samuel L. Jackson Threatens to Move to South Africa If Donald Trump Becomes President
 * 1) Move to South Africa

WMBF News

 * 2013 Report on Crime in Myrtle Beach - Link
 * 1) I'M THE NIGGA! AHHH!!!

Workaholics
Real Time - Link
 * 1) Tampons

WWE
August 12, 2002 Brock Lesnar promo - Link
 * 1) Shut up, bitch!

March 12, 2012 promo - Link
 * 1) Cleveland steamer

February 11, 2002 - Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's wedding - Link
 * 1) A no good lying bitch!

November 11, 1999 - Big Boss Man interrupts the funeral of Big Show's father - Link
 * 1) What in the hell is that?
 * 2) No you don't you son of a bitch!
 * 3) Hell no!

De-Generation X Apology Speech - Link
 * 1) Damn
 * 2) Bitch
 * 3) Fuck
 * 4) Goddamn
 * 5) Jesus Christ
 * 6) Faggot
 * 7) Dick
 * Aw, shit!
 * 1) Watch your fucking mouth!
 * 2) Fuck me.
 * 3) Goddamnit!....fuck.
 * Oh
 * 1) I was UP. ALL. NIGHT!

Iron Sheik Wool Mario - Link
 * 1) Fuck your ass
 * 2) I'm gonna fuck your mother
 * 3) I'm gonna fuck your sister
 * 4) Motherfucking piece of shit
 * 5) Fuck you

Iron Sheik Insults and Threats - Link
 * 1) Fuck your ass
 * 2) Whore
 * 3) Cocksucking piece of shit
 * 4) Son of a bitch

Iron Sheik 2007 Shoot Interview - Link
 * 1) FAAAAHKIN BULLSHIT!
 * 2) Son of a bitch

Ric Flair Promo WCW 7/18/93 - Link
 * 1) Go to bed!

(unknown promo probably from 90s) - Link


 * 1) That's a bunch of bullshit!

2001: A Space Odyssey

 * 1) I am a HAL 9000 computer

300

 * 1) THIS! IS! SPARTA! - Link

The Abyss

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

 * 1) Your balls are showing. - Link

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

 * 1) I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon
 * 2) Four

Aliens

 * 1) We are leaving!
 * 2) Game over, man! Game over!
 * 3) Get away from her, you [bitch]!

American History X

 * 1) I don't fucking know
 * 2) Don't laugh!
 * 3) Close the fucking book
 * 4) We're losing
 * 5) Fucking
 * 6) Archie Miller
 * 7) Dave
 * 8) Mike
 * 9) Come here!
 * 10) Fucking
 * 11) Difficult
 * 12) Monkey
 * 13) Opinion of this whole matter
 * 14) Rodney King
 * 15) Total son of a bitch
 * 16) Liberal nonsense
 * 17) Here we go again
 * 18) Sit your ass down
 * 19) Stay out of it
 * 20) Shut your fucking mouth
 * 21) Two shits
 * 22) Kike
 * 23) Nigger loving hippie bullshit
 * 24) Asshole fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker
 * 25) Not welcome

American Pie

 * 1) Mom I'd like to fuck
 * 2) MILF
 * 3) This one time at band camp

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

 * Big ol' behind - Link
 * Go fuck yourself - Link
 * You are a smelly pirate hooker
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
 * Damn it!
 * Barbecue sauce
 * I wanna be on you
 * The toilet store?
 * I'm not even mad, that's amazing

Anger Managment

 * 1) Move your ass dipshit! - Link

And Now for Something Completely Different

 * 1) (Laughing)

Angel and the Badman (1947)

 * 1) That did it!

The Animal

 * 1) I'm from the free press. What's up my butt?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

 * 1) Up your butt!
 * 2) I will bite your torso and give you a disease
 * 3) I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS AND TOUNGE WITH A...
 * 4) Brick wall
 * 5) Welcome home boy! Bwahahha!
 * 6) Where you get that lollipop?
 * 7) We have still your fucking money!

The Aristocats

 * Listen - Link
 * Nuts (Ladies do not start fights) - Link
 * Blow (x2) - Link


 * Everybody Wants to Be a Cat
 * Everybody wants to be a (cat) - Link

The Aristocats II (cancelled sequel to the above movie)

 * 1) Shit (most likely splice from a quote)

The Aristocrats

 * The aristocrats - Link

Army of Darkness

 * Listen up, you primitive [screw]-heads - Link
 * Give me some sugar, baby Link

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

 * 1) Dick
 * 2) Penis
 * 3) Tallywhacker
 * 4) Schlong
 * 5) Wiener (x2)
 * 6) Nuts
 * 7) One-eyed monster
 * 8) Why won’t you die?
 * 9) Heather Graham
 * 10) Crap
 * 11) Get in my belly!
 * 12) Sexy man!
 * 13) www.Shh.com.org
 * 14) Chunks of corn

Austin Powers in Goldmember

 * 1) How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? - Link
 * 2) Melons
 * 3) Boobs

Back to the Future

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bastard!!!
 * 2) So why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here?
 * 3) Holy shit!
 * 4) Serious shit

Bad Boys

 * 1) Freeze bitch!
 * 2) You freeze, BITCH!
 * Oh, shit! I'm fucked.

Beavis and Butthead Do America

 * 1) This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before
 * 2) Whackin' off in my tool shed
 * 3) Sluts
 * 4) In the hell

Bee Movie

 * 1) Drag queen
 * 2) Ya like jazz?

The Benchwarmers

 * 1) Later, fartface!
 * 2) Albino

Big Daddy

 * 1) They're gay, that's what gay guys do.
 * 2) Horseshit
 * 3) Alright!

The Big Lebowski

 * 1) What the fuck are you talking about?
 * 2) The dude

The Big Snit

 * 1) (Scream and crash)

Billy Madison

 * 1) Okay, a simple (wrong) would have done just fine, but uh

Black Swan

 * Shut your mouth!

Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows

 * 1) THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! - Link

Blazing Saddles

 * 1) Kansas City faggots
 * 2) (farts)
 * 3) Raped
 * Hey, where the white women at?
 * 1) What the hell is that shit?
 * 2) Ain't no way that

Borat

 * 1) Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan
 * 2) Sexy time
 * 3) Kazakhstan

Born on the Fourth of July

 * 1) Penis (x3)
 * 2) Big fucking erect penis - Link

The Breakfast Club

 * 1) You are a bitch! - Link
 * 2) Son of a bitch - Link

Bridesmaids

 * 1) Go and fuck yourself - Link

Bronson
Link
 * 1) Shut your fucking mouth!
 * 2) SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT!
 * 3) Shut it!

Bye Bye Birdie

 * 1) Put on a happy face

Caddyshack

 * 1) I feel like a hundred dollars
 * Hey, you two should get a room!
 * 1) Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid! (cheering) - Link

Captain Fantastic

 * 1) Just a penis

Cars

 * 1) Boy, you are in a heap of trouble!

Casino

 * 1) Up your fucking ass
 * 2) You dumb motherfucker
 * 3) Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you! Link

Casper Link

 * 1) Not so fast, little man! The bitch is back!

The Cat in the Hat

 * 1) Dirty hoe

Citizen Kane

 * 1) Rosebud...

Children of the Corn

 * Hope not

A Christmas Carol (2009)

 * 1) Uncle

C.H.U.D.

 * 1) Cannibalistic

Clerks

 * Jizz-mopper
 * Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame

Deleted Funeral Scene
 * 1) Butt-fucking?

Clerks 2

 * Sexy stud
 * With a mouthful of donkey spunk
 * Interspecies erotica

Click

 * 1) That blue piece of shit

Cobb

 * 1) [Mother]fucker

Coming to America

 * 1) You dumb fuck! - Link
 * 2) You must be outta your goddamn mind!
 * 3) Fuck you!

Commando

 * 1) Buuuullshit! - Link

Deadfall
Link
 * 1) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * 2) Fucking
 * 3) Jack shit
 * 4) HI-FUCKING-YA!

Deadpool
- Link
 * Who fuckin' cares?

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

 * 1) Those motherfuckers! - Link

Die Hard

 * Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
 * Buttfucked on national TV

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

 * Oh, Lord, this is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

Dolemite

 * 1) You no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed motherfucker!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

 * 1) Please man, I'll suck your dick! -Link
 * Key

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

 * 1) Fucking - Link

Eight Crazy Nights

 * Technical Foul - Link
 * Bullshit
 * Spit
 * Wash my ass

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

 * Penis breath - Link

The Exorcist

 * 1) Grass
 * 2) (Your mother) sucks cocks in hell
 * 3) Let Jesus fuck you! Let Jesus fuck you!
 * 4) Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
 * 5) Fuck him!

Falling Down
Link
 * 1) What is THIS doing in there? FAGGOT SHIT.
 * 2) NOOOOOOOO! (smash)

Farce of the Penguins
Link
 * 1) Penis
 * 2) Fuck you!
 * 3) FUUUCK YOOOU!
 * 4) I'm freezing my nuts off!
 * 5) My nuts! (x2)
 * No, fuck you you old nutless motherfuck!
 * 1) You don't have nuts!
 * 2) On his ass!
 * 3) Your nuts!
 * 4) Nuts
 * 5) I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
 * 6) You son of a bitch
 * 7) (Grunt of pain)

Fear of a Black Hat

 * 1) Yo bitch - Link

Finding Nemo

 * 1) Just keep swimming!
 * 2) (*Bubbles*) ... Nice.
 * 3) The ring… OF FIRE!!!

The Fly (1958)

 * 1) Help me!

Frankenstein (1931)

 * It's alive!
 * In the game of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!

Freddy Got Fingered
Deleted scenes
 * 1) Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy!
 * 2) Ding dong!
 * 3) You can't hurt me! Not with my cheese helmet!

Friday

 * 1) I was just bullshitting - Link
 * 2) What kinda shit is that? - Link
 * 3) DAMMMMNNNN! - Link
 * 4) You got knocked the fuck out man! - Link
 * 5) Sit yo ass DOWN. - Link

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

 * 1) Screw you - Link

Fritz the Cat

 * 1) Shiiiiiiit
 * 2) Open up in there

Frozen
For the First Time in Forever
 * 1) Balls

Full Metal Jacket

 * Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
 * I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
 * Were you about to call me an asshole!?﻿ - Link
 * Holy Jesus… What is that? What the fuck is that?!? - Link
 * Who the fuck said that?
 * What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? - Link
 * I'm gonna rip your balls off! - Link
 * [Private Pyle], whatever you do don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!
 * Twinkle toed cocksucker - Link
 * Reach around
 * Suck dicks - Link
 * Me so horny

Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
NiggaNiggaNigga - Link
 * 1) Nigga (numerous times)
 * 2) I'm one hundred percent nigga!
 * 3) I'm TWO hundred percent nigga!
 * 4) Beer
 * 5) Malt liquor
 * 6) Chicken
 * 7) Hoes
 * 8) Bitches
 * 9) 'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga!
 * 10) Our dicks is bigga
 * 11) N... I-G-G-A!
 * 12) My dog
 * 13) Them hoes IS bitches
 * 14) Police
 * 15) Fuck that
 * 16) Niggas

Gayniggers From Outer Space
- Link
 * 1) Gay niggers
 * 2) The Planet Anus

Gay Purr-ee

 * Huh?
 * Dead
 * Gay
 * Okay…okay
 * Uh?
 * (laughing)

Get Him to the Greek
Fuck Your Shit Up - Link
 * 1) Gonna fuck your shit (x2)
 * 2) Gonna fuck your shit up
 * 3) Gonna knock your bitch
 * 4) Gonna bang your bitch
 * 5) Gonna knock your bitch up

Ghostbusters (1984)

 * 1) Okay, who brought the dog?

The Glimmer Man

 * 1) Your ugly white ass

Goldfinger

 * 1) Pussy galore

Gone With the Wind

 * 1) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Link

Good Burger

 * I see you - Link

Goodfellas

 * 1) The fuck is the matter with you? - Link
 * 2) Now o home and get your fuckin' shine box - Link
 * 3) Motherfuckin' mutt! You- you fuckin' piece of shit!

The Graduate

 * 1) (scream)

Grandma's Boy

 * 1) Hooker

The Great White Hype

 * 1) Damn, daaaaaammmnnn! -  Link

Grown Ups

 * 1) Wasted every single day of my life - Link

Half Baked

 * 1) This is some bullshit
 * 2) Fuck you, I'm out - Link

Halloween III

 * Please, hang up.

Hamlet 2
- Link
 * A herpes outbreak

The Hangover

 * Gay boy
 * What the fuck is going on?

The Hangover Part 2

 * Did you die?

Happy Gilmore

 * The price is wrong, bitch. - Link

Harlan Ellison: Dreams with Sharp Teeth
Link
 * Fuck no!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2

 * Did - Link

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

 * 394 - Link

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

 * Very curious - Link

The Hateful Eight

 * What?

Hell and Back

 * You're goddamn right
 * Fuck me

Home Alone

 * (Marv screaming in pain)
 * (Marv shrieking in terror) - Link
 * I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly-yeller no good keister [off my property], before I pump your guts full of lead!

Hot Fuzz

 * 1) Yeah, motherfucker - Link

The House

 * Underground casino - Link

House Party
Jail Rap - Link
 * Suck my dick!
 * I'll kick your fuckin' ass!

Idiocracy

 * There's that fag talk we talked about

In Cold Blood

 * Bullshit

The Incredibles

 * Not happy
 * Coincidence? I think NOT!!!
 * This little rat is guilty!
 * Freeze!

Inglorious Basterds

 * 1) Nazis

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Link
 * 1) Fuckin'
 * 2) You gotta take a shit
 * 3) You dumb fuck!
 * 4) Fuck, fuck, fuck

Jack-Jack Attack - Link

 * 1) BS (Or “SB”)

Jennifer's Body
- Link
 * 1) Ya hear me, you bastard!? I'll cut off yer nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lyin' door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

 * 1) Well, what do you know

Keanu

 * 1) HNIC

The Kentucky Fried Movie

 * Danger Seekers- Link
 * Niggers!


 * Feel-A-Round - Link
 * Deep Throat

Kindergarten Cop

 * 1) SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! - Link
 * 2) Penis - Link

The Ladies Man

 * 1) It is the fault of the wang

Last Action Hero

 * 1) Who the hell are you?

Lenoard Cohen: I'm Your Man
The Future (Teddy Thompson's Leonard Cohen cover) - Link
 * 1) Anal sex

Liar Liar

 * Oh come on! - Link
 * IT WAS

Little Shop of Horrors

 * Mean Green Mother from Outer Space
 * Shit
 * Balls

The Lion King

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Lorax

 * Let It Grow - Link
 * YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

 * 1) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Link

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

 * 1) Nobody likes you
 * 2) Leave now! And never.. come back! - Link

MacGruber

 * 1) Fuck you, dude!
 * 2) (sex noises)

Madagascar

 * 1) Well this sucks

Mars Attacks!

 * 1) Shithead

Mascots

 * 1) Yiff

Mean Girls

 * In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. - Link

Menace II Society

 * 1) Get your ass in a seat, man

Mezzo Forte

 * 1) Fuck you up the ass

Midnight Strike Force

 * 1) Exit only!
 * 2) There's no way my HMO's gonna cover this!

Mississipi Burning

 * 1) Nigger lovin' Jew boy - Link

Monsters Inc.

 * 1) Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...
 * 2) Put that thing where it came from
 * 3) (screaming) - Link

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

 * 1) Penis

Movie 43

 * Victory's Glory - Link
 * 1) How long is your dick?
 * 2) I don't know coach. Like a foot, foot and a half
 * 3) Foot and a half? Their arm ain't even that long!
 * 4) A big pair of black fucking nuts, hanging on your forehead

Nacho Libre

 * 1) Diarrhea - Link

Natural Born Killers

 * 1) Fuck you!

Neighbors
Delta Psi's Epic Party Moments - Link So Long Neighbor. - Link
 * 1) Motherfuckin'
 * 1) Well play motherfuckers.

The New York Hardcore Chronicles
10 Questions w/ Ron Rancid (The Nilhilistics) - Link
 * 1) You guys are so fucking hardcore
 * 2) Bullshit
 * 3) Take that to the fucking bank

The Nightmare Before Christmas

 * 1) What's this?

An Officer and a Gentleman

 * 1) Don't... you... do it!

Orgazmo

 * 1) Use my Orgazmorator

The Paper
- Link
 * Well guess fucking what?
 * Go... fuck yourself!

Pineapple Express

 * 1) The devil's dick

Pink Flamingos

 * 1) The filthiest person alive

Pink Floyd - The Wall

 * Run Like Hell
 * You better run

Planet of the Apes

 * Ah, Damn you! God damn you all to hell. - Link
 * 1) You damn, dirty (insert)

Problem Child

 * 1) Dickhead - Link

Pulp Fiction

 * 1) Shut the fuck up! - Link
 * 2) Hamburgers - Link
 * 3) Get the fuck out my face with that shit! - Link
 * 4) Niggers (from dead nigger storage) - Link
 * 5) Why the fuck’d you do that?
 * 6) Does he look like a bitch?
 * 7) Does he LOOK... like a BITCH?!
 * 8) Why the fuck?

Punch Drunk Love

 * Go fuck yourself - Link

Ratatouille

 * Welcome to hell - Link

Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

 * Shut that door!

Red Dragon

 * Victims - Link

The Ref

 * Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? - Link

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

 * NO!!!

The Road to El Dorado

 * (Tulio and Miguel's girlish screaming) - Link

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling

 * Poisoning - Link

The Room

 * Fucking
 * Don't touch me, motherfucker. Get out!
 * You’re not my fucking mother!
 * How could you do this to me?
 * (groan)
 * Just a little chicken

The Royal Tenenbaums

 * 1) Well you can't have it, I'm sorry for you, but it's too late

The Running Man

 * 1) I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV.

Saving Private Ryan

 * 1) You are a coward, son of a bitch! - Link

Sausage Party
Red band trailer #1 -  Link
 * 1) Jesus fuck!
 * 2) For the love of shit!

Red band trailer #2 -  Link
 * 1) You fuckin' whore!

Se7en

 * NO!

Scarface

 * 1) Fuck me
 * 2) Fuck with me

Scary Movie

 * 1) Run bitch! Ruuuun! - Link

Scary Movie 4

 * 1) Pee-pee
 * 2) Vagina

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

 * 1) Haaaaard

The Shining (1980)

 * 1) Come play with us - Link
 * 2) Out of your fucking mind? - Link
 * 3) (evil laughter)
 * 4) I'm gonna bash [em] right the fuck in! - Link
 * 5) Here's Johnny! - Link

Shoot Em Up

 * 1) AAH! My ass! - Link

Shrek

 * 1) You dense, irrating, miniature beast of burden
 * Oh, for the love of Pete!
 * 1) Stubborn jackass!
 * DVD Menu - Link
 * 1) WHAT are you doing in my swamp?

Shrek 2

 * 1) And well, now, we're sexy! - Link
 * Uno, dos, cuatro!

Shrek the Third

 * 1) Well someone better be dying! - Link

Silent Night

 * 1) INTERNET POR-NO-GRA-PHY

Sixteen Candles

 * 1) Birth control pill

Silver Streak

 * 1) You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard! - Link

The Simpsons Movie

 * 1) PENIS! - Link
 * 2) Generations of inbreeding
 * 3) I like men now!
 * 4) Bountiful penis
 * 5) I can't. I-I simply can't.
 * 6) I'm at my wit's end!


 * French Canadian dub
 * Penis


 * German dub
 * Penis


 * Spanish dub
 * Pepino

Slap Shot

 * 1) Cocksucking faggot

Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

 * Suck my dick, spic! - Link

Sleepwalkers

 * 1) What the fuck? - Link

Snakes on a Plane

 * 1) I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! - Link
 * 2) This shit is

Snatch

 * Shut up and sit down, you big fat bald fuck! - Link

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

 * 1) Dammit! - Link 1 Link Link
 * Oh, you shit-faced cockmaster!
 * 1) Hooray!
 * 2) What the heck is a rimjob?
 * 3) A complete retard
 * 4) You fucking Jew
 * 5) Fuck
 * 6) The Iranian gynecologist
 * 7) You fucking fatass
 * 8) How would you like to suck my balls? (x2, second being through megaphone)
 * 9) ...Holy shit, dude.
 * 10) What's the big fucking deal, bitch?
 * 11) Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker
 * 12) Lick your ass
 * 13) Fuck you guys
 * 14) Fuck my ass and call me a bitch
 * 15) Horse fucker
 * 16) Big floppy donkey dick
 * 17) Let's fuck!
 * 18) Oh yeah!
 * 19) Hussein
 * 20) Why the fuck not?
 * 21) I don't listen to hip-hop
 * NO
 * 1) Oh dear god


 * Hell Isn't Good
 * Little boy, you're going to Hell!


 * Uncle Fucka
 * (numerous farts)
 * What’s going on here!?

Spaceballs

 * 1) Assholes - Link
 * 2) And he's an asshole
 * 3) We ain’t found shit! - Link

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

 * 1) People of Bikini Bottom!
 * 2) Damning
 * 3) Where am I, in Crazytown? - Link
 * 4) Don't worry, this will only hurt a lot!
 * 5) That’s the end of SpongeBob!

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Squeeze Me - Link
 * 1) Squeeze me

Stand by Me

 * 1) Lardass - Link
 * 2) Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more? - Link

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

 * 1) [You keep] miss[ing] the target - Link
 * 2) Marooned for all eternity

Star Trek: First Contact

 * 1) NO! - Link

Star Wars

 * (Unknown)
 * 1) Uh-Oh! - Link

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

 * 1) (Jango Fett's blaster) - Link

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

 * 1) Noooooooooooooo! -Link
 * 2) Hello there - Link

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

 * 1) I got a bad feeling about this
 * 2) You'll be dead! Link
 * 3) Let me see your identification

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

 * 1) That's impossible Link

Step Brothers

 * 1) Fuck you [Dale]! Fuck you! - Link
 * 2) Holy Santa Claus shit. -
 * 3) You fucking crazy man. YOU. SOUND. INSANE, do you realize that? You should be medicated. - Link
 * 4) THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON! In the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK! - Link

The Sting

 * 1) Goddamn nigger lover! - Link

Straight Outta Compton

 * 1) Jesus Christ, man!
 * 2) You think I give a fuck about these fucking records?
 * 3) Jew-bashing bullshit?
 * 4) Ignorant fuck
 * 5) I don't understand why the fuck you're not more angry about this!
 * 6) What the fuck we can play
 * 7) What the fuck we can say

Superbad

 * 1) Fuck my life - Link

Superman Returns

 * 1) NO! Not that.- Link
 * 2) WRONG!

Taken

 * 1) A particular set of skills Link

Team America: World Police

 * 1) All covered in shit
 * 2) Fuck
 * 3) Surprise, cockfags!
 * 4) Buttfucking
 * 5) All over everything
 * 6) Fuck this
 * 7) Fuck an asshole
 * 8) Pussies


 * America, Fuck Yeah!
 * America
 * Fuck yeah!


 * Everyone Has AIDS - Link
 * Everyone has AIDS!
 * And everyone is dead from AIDS...
 * AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
 * Everyone has AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS, AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS - AIDS!

Ted
- Link
 * 1) Jesus H fuck!


 * The Thunder Song - Link
 * You can suck my dick!
 * Thunder buddy

Ted 2

 * 1) What the fuck did you just call me?!- Link
 * 2) Shut the fuck up!
 * 3) You shut the fuck up!
 * 4) There's so much PORN!
 * 5) Clockwise rimjob
 * 6) Counter-clockwise rimjob
 * 7) "Chicks with Dicks"?!

The Terminator

 * 1) Fuck you, asshole
 * 2) I'll be back

There's Something About Mary

 * 1) Step into my office cause you're fucking fired

This is the End Link

 * 1) I'm gonna tittyfuck you
 * 2) DON'T TITTYFUCK ME!
 * 3) Sick reference

Tommy Boy

 * 1) Holy schnikes.
 * 2) (Your sail is) limp, like your dick!
 * 3) Cause I’ll come over there and jam an oar up your ass!
 * 4) I CAN’T STOP!
 * 5) What did you do?!
 * 6) Pukin'

Top Five

 * 50,000
 * Dead white people

Toy Story

 * 1) Hehehehe oh yeah! (used as hell yeah)
 * 2) (Laughing) - Link
 * 3) YOU… ARE… A… TOY!!!!
 * 4) Plaything
 * 5) (sarcastic laughter)
 * 6) Infinity and beyond
 * 7) You idiot
 * 8) Bed sheets
 * 9) Oh yeah, tough guy?!? - Link
 * 10) Not today!


 * I Will Go Sailing No More
 * Like a bird in the sky, if I believe I could fly, why’d I flyyyyyyyy!


 * You’ve Got a Friend in Me
 * Got
 * You

Transformers: The Movie

 * 1) Pounding

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

 * 1) Witness Protection Program

Tremors (1990)

 * 1) Fresh meat! - Link

Tremors 6: A Cold Day in Hell

 * 1) Guinness Book of Balls! - Link

Tropic Thunder

 * 1) I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Link
 * 2) FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
 * 3) Motherfucker!
 * 4) I will massacre you!
 * 5) Big ass titties!
 * 6) Deep shit

UHF

 * 1) (scream) - Link
 * 2) Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFO's and forced into weight-loss programs

Victor/Victoria

 * 1) Bitches

Waiting

 * 1) Shut the fuck up! - Link
 * 2) Fucking psycho-babble bullshit asshole!

The Way of the Gun

 * 1) Man dance? - Link
 * 2) I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid.

Wayne's World

 * 1) Ribbed for her pleasure - Link

Welcome to the Dollhouse

 * 1) Fuck this shit

The Wesley Willis Experience: A Documentary

 * Get The Fuck Away From Me - Link
 * 1) Get the fuck away from me

The Wedding Singer

 * 1) You're going to the mental institution - Link
 * 2) You're a bitch! - Link
 * 3) SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!! - Link

When Harry Met Sally

 * 1) Orgasm - Link
 * 2) This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale [coffee table]! - Link

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

 * 1) This means war - Link
 * 2) Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories - Link
 * 3) Remember me, Eddie?! - Link
 * 4) JUST.. LIKE.. THIS!!! - Link

Wreck-It Ralph

 * 1) That cherry-chasing dot muncher isn't even on this game!

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

 * 1) Make a porno
 * 2) There's poo in there.
 * 3) Cum shot.
 * 4) Fuck
 * 5) Worst porno I've ever seen
 * 6) Suck COCK. - Link

Avenue Q

 * It Sucks To Be Me
 * It sucks to be me
 * Fuck!
 * Anal things
 * Hell
 * Oh my God, it's Gary Coleman!
 * Yes I am!
 * I'm Gary Coleman, from TV's “Dif’frent Strokes”


 * If You Were Gay - Link
 * Coming on to me
 * Gay
 * What do I care about some gay guy you met?
 * If you were gay
 * But I'm not gay
 * Hey, guess what? I'm gay!
 * What you do in bed with guys
 * I AM NOT GAY!
 * AUGH!


 * The Internet is for Porn - Link
 * Porn (numerous times)
 * The internet is for porn! (x8)
 * I masturbate!
 * You're a pervert! (x2)
 * Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!
 * That's correct
 * Yes I do!
 * You have NO idea!
 * I'm leaving!


 * My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada - Link
 * (She cooks like my mother) and sucks like a Hoover
 * (weird laugh)
 * And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!


 * I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
 * I'm not wearing underwear today!


 * Special
 * Girls Gone Wild


 * You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)
 * She's wasted!
 * YAY!
 * You can't put your finger there!
 * Hell
 * Makin' love


 * Schadenfreude
 * Realize just what he put his dick in


 * There is Life Outside Your Apartment
 * There is cool shit to do
 * Smoking pot
 * Get outta the way, asshole!
 * Fuck you!
 * Hope you don't get gonorrhea!
 * For porn!


 * A School for Monsters
 * Porn!


 * There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) / What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? (Reprise)
 * Are you high?
 * Fuck you!

The Book of Mormon

 * Hasa Diga Eebowai - Link
 * AIDS
 * Circumcised
 * Fuck you
 * Fucks you in the butt
 * Cunt
 * This fucking asshole
 * Rape a baby
 * I will give you my AIDS
 * In the cuuuuuuuuunt


 * I Believe - Link
 * The fuck is this?


 * Joseph Smith, American Moses - Link
 * I'm going to fuck this baby
 * What!?
 * AIDS
 * Shit
 * I cut off my daughter's clitoris
 * Clit
 * Shit come out the butt
 * OH FUCK!
 * Oh no
 * Now we are fucking


 * Spooky Mormon Hell Dream - Link
 * Hell
 * You're a dick
 * I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse
 * Dick

The Bob And Tom Show

 * Condomnation
 * Use a chickler hair!
 * When your getting hot
 * Hit the sack
 * A west suit
 * Toast Song
 * Bacon and eggs
 * FRENCH TOAST!
 * Coast to coast
 * Chicago
 * The toaster
 * 6am
 * Bambllilace
 * Give me a bambllilace
 * I dial 911
 * How come this fucking deer
 * I get out and put my fucking deer up
 * Coffee, coffee
 * Put this deer in my backseat
 * This fucking deer is costing me a lot of Dove.
 * Bite me in the neck
 * Stop and go
 * What’s the address there?
 * The Magician
 * All right!
 * Ta-da!!
 * A Guy Walks To A Bar
 * 2 dollars
 * Fix me a cheese sandwich
 * Elk Hunt
 * The film Mouse Hunt
 * 2 thumbs up
 * New comedy
 * The Vomit Song
 * Puke
 * Throw up
 * Sick
 * Animal Walks To A Bar Joke Hotline
 * Hey, bud!
 * That's it?!

The Dennis Miller Show

 * Fat fuck

The Dog House

 * Fence Prank Call - Link(original is not on YouTube, link is to a SSBB recreation)
 * NO! (x40)
 * OH, HELL NO!


 * Newspaper Prank Call - Link
 * Yeah, *beep* you, you bring my *beep*in' paper
 * Do you want me kick your ass?
 * You dumb *beep*.
 * I'm gonna kick some ass


 * Pool Prank Call -Link
 * Don't tell me to shut up!
 * I don't know what the hell you're talking about
 * I found a dead horse.
 * You son of a bitch!
 * (siren)

The MJ Morning Show (Crotchety Prank Calls/Milton Flidgecow)

 * 1-800-How’s-My-Driving? - Link
 * Why don't you get that dick out of your ear and listen to me?!


 * The Abused Car Salesman - Link
 * Greasemonkey


 * Christmas Crotchety - Link
 * Left asscheek
 * Piece of monkey vomit


 * Craftmatic Bed - Link
 * (Inhaling)
 * (Muffled yell)


 * The Demonic Cable Box - Link
 * Smells like doggy doooooo
 * Catch on fire and burn your house down


 * Demonic Furby - Link
 * Die, die, die! Hee-hee-hee!
 * Patsy for the higher-ups
 * You're a little whore!
 * This thing is starting to scare the hell outta me!
 * Sexually transmitted diseases
 * (Laughter)
 * Spit acid in
 * I smoke crack! Ohhhh!


 * Drunk Santa - Link
 * Are you hard of hearing?
 * Breathing all over


 * The Dumpster - Link
 * Getting wedged!


 * The Elevator - Link
 * Get me the hell out of here!


 * Hair Plugs - Link
 * Great! Just take a couple of seconds!


 * The Implant - Link
 * (Gasp for breath)


 * The Golf Cart - Link
 * (Gurgling)


 * Mattress Mayhem - Link
 * Ehhh, I just wet myself


 * Orthopedic Shoes - Link
 * Feeling dizzy!


 * Rental Car Squirrel - Link
 * Eyeballs


 * Tickle-Me Elmo - Link
 * Three
 * It looks like a bomb went off in here!


 * Turkey Hotline - Link
 * Oh, praise the lord!


 * The VCR - Link
 * You're a fairy!


 * Wunder Boner - Link
 * Erectile dysfunction
 * Boner


 * Yank My Tank - Link
 * Threats
 * In about seven years


 * The Y2K Toilet - Link
 * Do you always treat your customers this way?!


 * (Unknown)
 * I’m not wearing any underwear - Link
 * Holy shitzu!

Kevin and Bean

 * Hey There, Vagina - Link
 * Hey there, vagina

The Red Bar Radio Show

 * Niggerz Bop - Link
 * Niggers

Rumble in the Morning

 * Elmo's Got a Gun - Link
 * Fo'get about it

Tom Leykis

 * 1) You filthy bitch
 * 2) Skanky bitch

Bo Burnham

 * Kill Yourself - Link
 * Kill yourself (x2)

Chris Hardwick: Funcomfortable

 * Blow-Up doll Question - Link
 * 1) Blow-up doll

Chris Rock

 * Tossed Salad Man - Link
 * Oral sex
 * Toss my salad
 * Fucked up!


 * Black people versus Niggas - Link
 * Niggers
 * Keeping it real
 * Mothafucka
 * Damn

Dane Cook

 * Head - Link
 * Aw yeah, my dick feels like corn


 * The Friend Nobody Likes - Link
 * Bag of douche!


 * Car Accident - Link
 * Check out this motherfucker! (x2)


 * The DMV and the year 3000 - Link
 * (screaming)

Dave Chappelle

 * 8:46
 * Stinky pussy


 * Men and Woman Psychology  - Link
 * Gotcha, bitch!


 * Sesame Street  - Link
 * Bitch I live in a fucking trash can!
 * I'm the poorest mother fucker

Eddie Griffin

 * Jerkin' Off - Link
 * Jackin' off (x3)

Eddie Murphy

 * The Barbecue - Link
 * It's my house, if you don't like it, get the fuck out
 * You missed me, bitch


 * Raw
 * The fuck is your problem

Eric O’Shea

 * Songs For Television Commercials  - Link
 * Viagra

Back In Town

 * Expressions and Sayings
 * Get the fuck outta here!


 * Familiar Expressions
 * Blowjob


 * Free-Floating Hostility: Colored Ribbons
 * Eat shit, motherfucker!
 * With a big rubber dick
 * Cunt
 * Fuckin' nuts


 * State Prison Farms
 * Beat nine people to death with a steel dildo

Carlin on Campus

 * Sports Cheer - Link
 * Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!
 * Australian dick wresting

Doin' It Again

 * Some People Are Stupid - Link
 * Some people are really fuckin' stupid.
 * This guy is fuckin’ stupid!
 * Full of shit (x3)
 * Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts!
 * Rape Can Be Funny
 * Rapist
 * Fuck you, I think it’s hilarious! How do you like that?
 * What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?
 * Horny
 * Feminist Blowjob
 * Swallow cum
 * Rape
 * Gimme a blowjob
 * Blowjobs

It's Bad For Ya

 * Stupid Bullshit - Link
 * Stupid bullshit

Jammin' In New York

 * Little Things We Share
 * I gotta get the fuck outta here!

Life Is Worth Losing

 * Dumb Americans - Link
 * Fuckin' dumb
 * Fuckin’ people
 * Holy jumpin’ fuckin’ shitballs!
 * Its just fuckin’ dandy!
 * Big fat motherfuckers
 * Big fat fuckin' asses!
 * Take a shit

You Are All Diseased

 * Angels - Link
 * What are you, fuckin' stupid?
 * Rectally

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics

 * They're Only Words
 * Bullshit!

Gilbert Gottfried

 * Dead Hooker, Cocksucker, Armless & Leggless - Link
 * Could you please give me a blowjob?
 * How should I know? You're the cocksucker!
 * Dead hooker
 * Whore house
 * You're fucked now!
 * I've never been fucked


 * Lottery, Tight, Eight Inches
 * An 80 year old Jew


 * The Roast of David Hasselhoff - Link
 * What an asshole!

Gilda Radner

 * Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals - Link
 * May I suggest you get undressed and show them your wazoo?
 * Fuck you
 * Eat shit
 * Shove it
 * Up yours
 * Piss off
 * Suck my dick
 * Snatch

Henry Rollins

 * Angriest Rant - Link
 * ahhhhm I fucking hate Yankees, ohahahahahoho
 * FUCKING I DON'T CARE, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go
 * [yell]
 * Forcing me to be an asshole beyond measure
 * GAAAAH! YOU FUCKING...BOVINE...PIGWHORE!
 * OH GOD, don't you ever get it though your fucking brain?...you FUCKING...UGLY...FAT..BITCH!
 * How the fuck
 * Your fat bovine and throw it in front of the front wheel so it can go no further? How the fuck am I going to miss my flight then? Your fucking purpose on the planet is to get me my broading pass and my ticket NOOOW!

Jeff Dunham

 * Arguing with Myself'
 * Bastard
 * Crack
 * Oh shit.
 * Cracker
 * Drinkin' beeeeerr!
 * GET. OFF.
 * Oral sex
 * SOMEONE KILL ME, PLEASE.
 * The fuck is that?
 * My butt
 * Have a nice day


 * Coffee, Crack, and Gay Superheroes
 * Crack


 * Coming to America
 * Puppet boy


 * Jingle Bombs
 * In Iraq
 * In the ass


 * A Terrifying Terrorist
 * Silence! I kill you! (x3)

Louis CK
Oh My God (Driving bit) - Link
 * Worthless piece of shit

Richard Pryor

 * Nigger With A Seizure (from "That Nigger's Crazy) Link
 * Mothafucka!

Ron White
 Airplane Seating 
 * 1) A big fat fuck

Steve Martin

 * Universal Ampitheater 1979
 * Well, excuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeee!

Victor Borge

 * Inflationary Language - Link
 * Inflation

ABZ Cartoons

 * Horrible Abomination Sings With the Best of 'em! Link
 * (Grunting)


 * The Skeletal Conspiracy
 * I encourage all of you to

AlbinoBlackSheep

 * The Demented Cartoon Movie
 * Oh crap!
 * Ugh, I stand thoroughly corrected
 * Kamikaze[s]

AlienMyth64

 * Cat F*cking Loves iPods - AM64 - Link
 * Check this shit out!
 * I KICK YOUR ASS!!!
 * Kiss that phone ass!


 * Cat Goes to BLOCKBUSTER! - AM64 - Link
 * Holy crap!
 * Holy crap, this place is a museum of shit!


 * Cat Goes to KMART - AM64 - Link
 * Fat asses!
 * Motherfucker!
 * Please just shut your yippity yappity yappity fucking mouth!
 * Get-o-ass


 * Damn, I HATE GameStop. - Link
 * AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!


 * Squidward's House: Sponge Out of Water RANT AND REVIEW - Link
 * Ghetto

The Amazing Racist

 * The Amazing Racist on African Americans - Link
 * You need to take that shit out and get your ass up on out of here!
 * Mr. Jefferson
 * You need to take that fucking shit up out of here man!

Angry Grandma

 * Angry Grandma Mentos and Diet Coke Prank - Link
 * Son of a BITCH!


 * Angry Grandma Water Balloon Prank - Link
 * Get the fuck out!


 * Old Man Prank On Grandma - Link
 * Viagra


 * Waking Angry Grandma Up With Loud Music Prank - Link
 * Get the fuck in here!
 * Stupid motherfucker get in here!

Angry Grandpa

 * Angry Grandpa Destroys Microwave - Link
 * OH HELL NO!


 * Angry Grandpa Destroys PS4 - Link
 * Right now


 * Angry Grandpa Drives Into Swimming Pool - Link
 * 7 thousand dollars


 * Angry Grandpa Hates Justin Bieber - Link
 * Pussy


 * Boeing Evicts Angry Grandpa Again - Link
 * Shut your goddamn mouth for one goddamn time in your motherfucking life


 * The Leaked Phone Number Prank - Link
 * HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!


 * Pickleboy Breaks Grandpa's Chair - Link
 * FAT FUCK!


 * (unknown episodes)
 * I don't give a goddamn - Link
 * Holy motherfucking shit - Link

Animeme

 * Almost Politically Correct Redneck 2
 * Goddamn son of a bitch


 * ANIMEME 5 - PEDOBEAR
 * Hey, fucktard!


 * ANIMEME 6 - PSYBEAM
 * Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!


 * ANIMEME 18 - BIRDS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
 * Shut the FUCK up!
 * Get laid


 * ANIMEME 19 - MTV
 * Suck dick for crack


 * Anti-Joke Chicken 2
 * AIDS


 * Awesome Penguin
 * Erection
 * Virginity


 * Baby Godfather
 * Who the fuck
 * Son of a bitch


 * Baby Godfather 2
 * Fat (purple) fuck
 * Motherfucker
 * He's dead
 * Balls


 * Nintendo Norm
 * Harden


 * Paranoid Parrot
 * Oh GOD no!


 * Philosoraptor
 * Blowjob


 * Philosoraptor 2
 * Private parts
 * Prostitute


 * Philosoraptor 3
 * Child molester


 * Pick Up Line Panda
 * Show me your tits!


 * Pick Up Line Panda
 * My penis


 * Quick Meme: Slaps Roof of Car
 * Daddy

Annoying Orange

 * The Annoying Orange
 * (stab)


 * Annoying Orange vs. FRED
 * 1) If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.


 * Crappy Captioned #2 - Link
 * Horny


 * Cruel as a Cucumber
 * Yaaay!


 * Marshmallow's Missing (feat. Mikey Bolts) - Link
 * Gender


 * TV of TERROR!!!
 * Oh, no, I'm NAKED!


 * (Various episodes)
 * Ow, my leg!

asathecomic

 * Reporter Turns Ghetto In 3 Seconds!! (SPOOF)  - Link
 * Punkass motherfucker, who believes that shit? Broke ass motherfucker, cocaine with baking soda smoking bitchass!


 * Ding Fries Are Done (Ghetto Version) - Link
 * Motherf*beep* this job (x2)

AspirinMask

 * NHL on Nicktoons Network - Link
 * What the fuck is this?

BigBrudda

 * F*ck McJuggerNuggets  - Link
 * God Dammit!

Black20 Studios

 * I Am a Building - Link
 * Hey

Blaze The Movie Fan

 * Mario Pissing - Link
 * Time to take a piss! (Urinating)
 * What the hell are you doing?
 * I'm taking a piss!
 * Okey-dokey then
 * Are you out of your FUCKING MIND!?
 * No!
 * Ugh, fine

Bruno Powroznik

 * Objects That I Have Shoved Up My Arse
 * Shoved up my arse
 * Vibrators
 * Dildos

c00lb00bs

 * Super Mario 3 Masturbation/Masturbation Madness “a grand day out”  - Link
 * Cum on your dog
 * Cum! (x4)
 * Mario Masturbation 2 - Link
 * I'll shave your ballsack

Caddicarus

 * Scooby Doo and the Super Shag
 * SuperShag

TheCaveManEngi

 * Xbox Live conversation he recorded specifically for edit use -
 * Aw Shit - Link
 * Bitch
 * Dick
 * Floppy donkey dick - Link
 * MMMM-UH, FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
 * Fuck you
 * Penis
 * Weed - Link
 * (eating noises) - Link 1, Link 2
 * Are you fuckin' retarded?

CBoyardee

 * Dilbert 3 - Link
 * You stupid bitch! You stupid fucking bitch!

Channel Awesome

 * Demo Reel Annoys Rob Paulsen - Link
 * Bullshit

CHEATERS FANBOY

 * Video Suggestion for Tosh.0
 * Fuck you, bitch! (hitting noise)

Cinemassacre

 * You Know What's Bullshit?! Christmas Aftermath - Link
 * HAPPY SHUT THE FUCK UP


 * You Know What's Bullshit?! Hotel TVs - Link
 * (You know what's) BULLSHIT?!


 * You Know What's Bullshit?! Printers - Link
 * (You know what's) BULLSHIT?!

CollegeHumor

 * Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer  - Link
 * A pedophile


 * Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey - Link
 * HOLY FUCK, is this wrong. But holy hell...is it erotic.
 * Clitoris
 * Fisting
 * Claim your ass


 * Google Earth Guys - Link
 * North Korea


 * Everyone is an Asshole - Link
 * Assholes


 * Hardly Working: Insulting My Boss with a Punk Rock Video - Link
 * 9/11


 * Mario and Princess Sex Tape - Link
 * 69

CopperCab

 * ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST! - Link
 * A fat white guy
 * You know
 * A piece of fried chicken and some watermelon
 * I'm black for a day
 * NOOO!
 * Hey little man
 * BULLSHIT!


 * GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! - Link
 * Christian

CorporalSamama134

 * Real Life LEGO Mixels: Chicken with Dinosaur Feet? - Link
 * Oh Shit! (x2)

Crank Lucas

 * BET CENSORS BE LIKE - Link
 * Big boobie bitches
 * Fuckboy

curtisTYRA

 * Mr. Krabs saying "get tf out!"
 * The fuck

Daneboe

 * Scary Faces: End Game
 * Suck on this! - Link


 * Marshmallow Murder
 * It burns!

danglerwfw

 * Deadwood Pancakes - Link
 * Cocksucker
 * You stupid son of a bitch
 * You dumb son of a bitch
 * You got it

David Firth (fatpie)

 * Cream
 * Three different types of AIDS
 * You'll get AIDS


 * Dollar on My Dick
 * On my dick
 * Shoot you in the tits


 * Jerry Jackson: Life and Death
 * You fucking bastard, cunt, shit-head, I hate you, die you twat!


 * Jerry Jackson outtakes
 * Pornography magazines


 * Michael Jackson Sinister Re-Dub
 * Gonna Rape ya


 * The News Hasn't Happened Yet #3: Up
 * Interdimensional moon rabbits took control of the economy


 * Salad Fingers 8: Cupboard
 * I shan't, I can't and I won't


 * Salad Fingers 9: Letter
 * Day of reckoning


 * Salad Fingers 11: Glass Brother
 * Andrew Hands
 * I'm a big boy now!


 * '''The Supermarket is Too Expensive - Link
 * It's too expensive

David Spates

 * Crackhead Thief #2 - Link
 * What the hell? (x2)

dcigs

 * BLACK MAN ANGRY AT KFC @siggas  - Link
 * Lick one of your titties
 * Bitch!


 * BLACK MAN ANGRY AT CHIC-FIL-A - Link
 * Goddamn
 * White
 * Big breast
 * 12 inches
 * What the hell?
 * Balls
 * Tranny
 * Gay people

Derrick Comedy

 * National Spelling Bee - Link
 * Nigger
 * And a latest date is, faggot
 * Nigger faggot
 * Nigga faggot!

DominicFear

 * Broly n Goku
 * Fuck you!


 * The Lazer Collection 2 - Link
 * How the hell did you get in my house?


 * The Lazer Collection 3 - Link
 * Delicious


 * The Lazer Collection 5 - Link
 * OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
 * You're an ass.

Don Hertzfeldt

 * The Animation Show
 * Intermission in the Third Dimension
 * (Babbling)
 * The End of the Show
 * (Screaming)


 * Rejected - Link
 * (Drums)
 * (Gibberish)
 * Dance! Everybody dance!
 * My anus is bleeding! (x2)
 * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!


 * Everything Will Be OK - Link
 * (Bill) picked up his new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours.


 * WISDOM TEETH
 * (Dramatic fanfare)

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

 * DHMIS 1
 * Not a creative color
 * Picture of a


 * DHMIS 6
 * You made me die!
 * (booing)

Dorkly

 * Dorkly Bits - Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
 * Pussy

Drew's Beanies & Webkinz

 * Webkinz (2017): No Copyright Webkinz Intended
 * Uncensored Version - Link
 * That guy sucks

Eddsworld

 * Koit/Eddsworld Collab 2
 * HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?! ...bastards!

EditsForWinners

 * Rock Bottom
 * Hey SpongeBitch, the bus is here!
 * Roller Cowards
 * (G-Major Scream)
 * SB-129
 * Everything is communist in the future!

Egoraptor

 * PokeAwesome: Just a Pokemon Battle  - Link
 * OH GOD, my FUCKING knee!
 * CHRIST!
 * (Vomiting)
 * Ow (x2)
 * You asshole!
 * You fucking assholes!
 * Goddamnit!
 * Dude, come on man! Ffffffuck!
 * Stupid evoled... Prick!
 * What do you even do? You're just a plant!
 * Shut up, man.
 * Fuck you!
 * Dammit!
 * Oh, man! (x2)
 * Shit!
 * Fucking
 * Ah, fuck.
 * Oh god!
 * Yeah, okay. Thanks!
 * You suck!
 * Fuck you, you dumbass!
 * You prick


 * Awesome Man - Link
 * PENIS!
 * Oh, yeah, shit just got real!


 * Blanka Makes Pound Cake - Link
 * A pound cake


 * Metal Gear Awesome 2 - Link
 * What the fuck?!


 * The Legend of Awesome - Link
 * (That's) fan-fucking-tastic!


 * Sequelitis - ZELDA: A Link to the Past vs. Ocarina of Time - Link
 * OOPS!
 * Disneyland
 * Crucified!

Elsagate EDITED

 * How to watch blocked Spongebob Edited videos using free Canadian VPN! (Hide.Me) - Link
 * Cocksuckers

EmptyHero

 * Very Special Episodes of Doug and Flapjack - Link
 * I have a boner

FilmCow

 * Bino the Elephant
 * My urethra
 * Pooping (x2)
 * My butt
 * Pee on me
 * I want to lick it
 * Monkey penises
 * I'm going to murder you
 * So hard right now
 * I do not
 * Butt science
 * Gargle
 * Sexually molest
 * Molested
 * Not gonna happen
 * What the hell is wrong with you?
 * All the
 * (yell)
 * Molesting you
 * Deep within the pits of hell


 * Charlie the Unicorn - Link
 * We're here


 * Charlie the Unicorn 2 - Link
 * Greeat...now go away.
 * Banana
 * (dinging)


 * Charlie the Unicorn 3 - Link
 * SNEEEAKY
 * Agh! Give me a heart attack, that's fine.
 * I think I DIED long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.
 * Starfish
 * You're like a constant downer, huh?


 * The Cloak - Link
 * A good kick in the balls
 * Right in the testicles
 * AIDS
 * You got yourself a slap-happy butt-smacking deal, good sir
 * Licked
 * Is being raped right in front of my eyes (and) by


 * Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom
 * Mm-hmm
 * Assassination contract
 * Pornography


 * Fannie and Earl: Night of the Bird
 * Bird poop
 * Cloaca juice


 * Ferrets
 * You whore!


 * Ghost House 2: The Reckoning
 * Oh shiiiit


 * Ghost House 4: The Return of Jafar
 * Oh shit


 * Llamas with Hats 3 - Link
 * Orphan meat


 * Marshmallow People 3
 * Stupid


 * Month of February 12th
 * Fuck


 * OMG Cracklin' Oat Bran
 * Fuckin'


 * Spatula Madness - Link
 * Do you like setting fire to mentally handicapped children?
 * I have no idea
 * (stabbing noises/screaming)


 * A Serious Business Meeting - Link
 * Totally gay
 * Gay


 * Two Novelettes - Link
 * In the bathroom of a Steak n Shake


 * Zulway: God of Mercy
 * Dafuq?

Filthy Frank

 * EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
 * I knew everything in the universe, yet I could not fall in love. I was forever trapped in an infinite timeline of pain and suffering.


 * GAY IS A BAD WORD - Link
 * You're a giant faggot, you should kill yourself


 * HOW TO SAY HELLO IN 30 LANGUAGES - Link
 * The rice fields (Cambodia)


 * I HATE VEGANS - Link
 * Well, we're fucked


 * TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
 * This might be hard to believe, but are you aware that nobody gives a shit?


 * WEEABOOS
 * Prejudice equality

The Fine Brothers

 * Best Girlfriend Ever (Last Moments #3) - Link
 * (Fart)
 * GET THE FUCK OUT!
 * You are fucking disgusting
 * Whore
 * GET OUT!!
 * GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

freshmilk980

 * Speakonia sounds he made specifically for edits
 * Blowjob
 * Condom
 * Strip club

Games and Wario

 * Living With Wario Episode 2 - Link
 * My stomach is rolling from eating that onion and rotten garlics

The Gentleman's Rant

 * Halloween - The Gentleman's Rant - Link
 * So, you made me get up mid jerk!

GENXAYO ANIMATION

 * Finland: Revenge of The Demon Girl - Link
 * God!

Good Mythical Morning

 * Will it Deep Fry?
 * Deep fried

Goon Inc. Productions

 * BADWORDS - Link
 * Hooker
 * Slut
 * Circlejerk
 * Weiner
 * Blowjob
 * Spread those cheeks
 * Buttcrack
 * Twat
 * Lick my twat
 * Gimme head
 * Tongue my balls
 * Take it in the ass
 * Play with my cock
 * Play with my pussy
 * Lick my pussy
 * Orgasm
 * Jackoff
 * Handjob
 * Eat pussy
 * Asswipe
 * Shitbag
 * Horny

Gonzossm

 * Team Fortress 2 Fail - Link
 * I'll suck your dick!

GradeAUnderA

 *  The Most ANNOYING Things People Say EVER (+ Herpes) 
 * You fucking BITCH!
 * You don't fucking say, ya bastard!


 * Why The English Alphabet Is Stupid
 * Not gonna lie mate, you do make a pretty convincing arguement


 * (Various Videos)
 * (Fart) -

GurpageProductions

 * You're a Wizard, Harry - Link
 * Bein' a little bitch
 * I'll rapture your fucking anus with my massive bear cock!


 * Welcome to Hogwarts - Link
 * Anal cavity

HotDiggedyDemon

 * A Cuphead Cartoon - Link
 * Mmmmm


 * INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE!!!) Link
 * Shit
 * Aw, shit! I’m an old man, I shouldn’t have to deal with this!
 * Gender reassignment surgery
 * Ooh boy, I didn't understand a word of that!
 * I'm starting to get the feeling that
 * Hey-a ho, [Zim-Zam!] it's-a me, the pizza man!
 * I took off all my clothes! Come out and see!
 * You again?
 * Yeah, brilliant deduction there!
 * Choke on piss and die
 * Go away
 * Oy!


 * JACK'S SCARE VICTIM - Link
 * (fart) Uggghh, Dutch oven


 * New PATREON Announcement
 * You know what? I'm SICK OF IT! I HATE IT!!

BRAIN DUMP Series

 * 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE MAKES ME BITCHY - Link
 * Fall down the stairs, you miserable dipshit oink


 * THE APU THAT I KNOW - Link
 * Popeye's Chicken


 * DEADPOOL IS SCAMMING YOU - Link
 * Hey, cutie


 * MOANA IS TERRIBLE AND HERE'S WHY - Link
 * Fakin' it


 * Special Guest SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Discusses Upcoming Movie! - Link
 * I’m in unimaginable pain (Rimshot and canned laughter)
 * Please touch me
 * It's been so long since I've felt the touch of another person
 * Please touch my penis, I can pay you anything
 * Please jerk off on me
 * Cum on by chest
 * Give me your cummies
 * One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four; I’m daddy’s princess but I’m also a whore!
 * I can't hear you over the sound of my weird penis!
 * Fumble humble stumble rumble jumble


 * SUICIDE SQUAD REVIEW - Link
 * I hate you


 * THE WITCH - Link
 * I ain't going nowhere!

PONY.MOV Series

 * APPLE.MOV - Link
 * Fucking
 * Fuck you
 * Shitload
 * (mumbling)
 * Hey, hey, hey
 * Cunt
 * (laughing)
 * You alright?


 * DRESS.MOV - Link
 * Stay outta my shed, OK?
 * Suck my tit you dumb bitch
 * Swag
 * Get yer fat ass out here
 * I'm sorry, darling, I can't understand your thick accent
 * Mexicans
 * Revolution (x2)
 * God
 * Against my will


 * SHED.MOV - Link
 * You assholes
 * You stupid cunt
 * Faggot
 * So fuckin' rad
 * That's my period
 * You dumb bitch
 * Don't laugh at me
 * Porn
 * (flesh erecting)
 * Some quiet bitch
 * Hey, hey, heeey...
 * Welp, we're fucked
 * All right, all right!
 * What'd I tell y'all about comin' in MAH SHED?!
 * WHILE I EATCHA BRAINS!!!
 * Vagina
 * My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.


 * MAGIC.MOV - Link
 * (laughing)
 * My penis
 * ....with sex!
 * Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
 * Aw, this is fuckin' rad, dude
 * We're gonna rape it?
 * Zap this bitch
 * Fuckin' biiiiitch
 * What?
 * I've heard of (insert), but this is ridiculous!


 * PARTY.MOV - Link
 * Pretty pink princess
 * I think I’m having my period
 * I think I’m getting my period
 * She started chasin' that purple dragon
 * Heroin
 * Drugs
 * Cocaine
 * Sex acts
 * (bong bubbling)
 * (slurping) Yeah, that feel good, baby?
 * Oh, she fuck anyone
 * Squirrels
 * She fucked a snail! (x2)
 * What? (x5)
 * I always thought you were cute... come over and fuck me
 * I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill
 * Beer
 * Oxycontin
 * Well no offense, “friend” but I hope your buried alive.
 * There’s this stupid bitch statin’ at me
 * Don't touch me, motherfucker.
 * Coma
 * Mexicans
 * Any more questions, smartass?
 * Shut up
 * Vodka
 * (Vomiting)
 * Fuck me
 * Oh, dear God, it got in my mouth! You got any more fluids you wanna spray on me, you stupid cunt?!
 * My daddy made me put glass in my vagina
 * I didn’t insert glass into daughter's genitals
 * The Lord's prayer
 * Ten for a tuggie, twenty for a blowie, and twenty-five if the cameraman’s gonna watch.
 * I did not hit her over the head with a Sega Dreamcast in a fit of drunken hysteria
 * What do you want?


 * SWAG.MOV - Link
 * What the fuck?
 * Oh my God
 * Hell
 * Up my nose
 * What the fucksickle
 * Nobody cares (x4)
 * You stupid cunt
 * Oh my God, shut your fucking mouth. Nobody cares.
 * Shit
 * Shut up. Shut up. A million times, shut up. I’m going to kill you. Shut up.
 * Gay
 * Hey, look!

illeagle

 * STFU N00B! V. 2.0 - Link
 * Shut the fuck up.

ItsJustSomeRandomGuy

 * Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Iron Man 2 and Jonah Hex
 * [Technical Difficulties screen]


 * Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: X-Men First Class and Green Lantern (Marvel/DC Parody)
 * Faster than the Flash on a coke binge?!


 * Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Venom and the Joker (Marvel/DC Parody)
 * Used condoms
 * San Francisco


 * Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Wolverine and Batman
 * Commit suicide!
 * Christian Bale


 * Marvel/DC Season 2: Happy Hour #4
 * Up Richard Gere's ass!


 * Marvel/DC Season 3: Zero Hour #1
 * [That] thing is a piece of crap!


 * Marvel/DC: Toy Story 3 Parody
 * Prostitute


 * Rorschach and Deadpool #5 (Marvel/DC/Buddy Cop Parody)
 * Slut!

Jarod Burger

 * Woody's Got Wood dramatic reading - Link
 * Up my (kawaii) ass

JesusWithBazookaz79

 * Family Guy The Sipsmons Guy Deleted Scene (taken down)
 * Shut up, you fucking cunt.


 * SpongeBob the Rapist Episode 1
 * Dumbass, white trash son of a bitch
 * Bitch
 * Fuckin' fag

JonnyEthco

 * Welcome to Gameshop
 * I hope you choke on semen, you fucktard!
 * Can I interest you in a buttfucking?
 * Buttfucking
 * Slap you in the face with my dick!


 * Mad Mad Mario - Link
 * What the fuck is your problem?
 * You fat fuck
 * You stupid cunt
 * You stupid bitch
 * You think I don't have shit to do?
 * Motherfucking
 * Goddamn
 * We're gonna go home, and guess what you're sucking? MY BALLS!
 * Farkin'
 * Fuck
 * I'm sick of this shit!


 * Mad Mad Mario 2 - Link
 * YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE?! YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY?!
 * A fucking mushroom that tastes like shit, and won't even get me high!
 * I will personally rip your head off... and blow my fucking load... down your goddamn neck!
 * Motherfucking
 * Yeah, that's a real fucking treat!
 * Is that so hard, you dick-sucking faggot?
 * Fucking


 * Mad Mad Mario 3  - Link
 * You stupid goddamn slut!
 * You're not on your motherfucking period! You just don't wanna fuck!
 * I'm either gonna stick in your pretty little mouth, or I'm gonna shove it in your shitbox!
 * Who the fuck?
 * That dead motherfucker!
 * Bet your sweet ass I didn't man!
 * Get out here you (blue) bastard!
 * Did you call the fucking cops?
 * Don't you fucking disrespect her!
 * Beat off in her face
 * Damn right I do
 * Get fucked
 * Fuck you
 * Fuck you too


 * Mad Mad Mario 4 - Link
 * FUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Why the fuck?
 * Son of a tit!
 * You gluttonous pile of fuck!
 * Goddamn
 * Fuckheads
 * Suck my dick!
 * You obese fucking mule!
 * I hope you have a heart attack so big, it kills your whole fucking family!
 * Shitting
 * Fuck
 * Stinkin' cunt
 * I know, you cum-dumpster!
 * I'll just shit here


 * Mad Mad Mario 5 - Link
 * Hey fuck off, alright?
 * Fuckin' ass-clowns!
 * Walk under me so I can stick my dick(s) in ya
 * Ugh, fuckin' gross!
 * Oh no man, these are diiicks...
 * Oh yeah, that feels like candy times!
 * You sick fuck!
 * Couple of cunts
 * Go away, you (big rectangular) pervert!
 * I want your pee pee in my mouth!
 * Come on, man - stick your finger in my butt!!
 * Get lost, you rapist!
 * And fuckin' kill yourselves!


 * Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts - Link
 * Rape
 * Wanna make love to yer mouth!


 * Prostitute Mickey 2 - Link
 * You wanna buy a box of condoms?
 * I'm out here tryin' to masturbate - I was wonderin' if uh, you'd talk dirty to me.


 * Prostitute Mickey 3 - Link
 * You don't know me, motherfucker!
 * Y'better give up them Benjamins before I blow your goddamn head off!
 * Motherfucking


 * Prostitute Mickey 4 - Link
 * Stupid son of a bitch
 * Bags of cocaine
 * Up your ass
 * Up your rectum
 * Cocaine


 * Prostitute Mickey 5- Link
 * Fucked up
 * Oh yeah
 * Let me piss on ya


 * Factual Game Facts About Facts #4
 * We want some machine guns!
 * A big purple dildo!
 * What? (x2)
 * Get off me, you stupid black motherfucker?
 * Aw, fuck this, I QUIT!
 * Naw, man, I'm just ticklin' your dick
 * Cocaine


 * ABC Happy Time (for adults only) - Link
 * C is for cunt, like my ex-wife
 * She fucked my neighbor, and ruined my life
 * F is for feelings - I feel fucked
 * H is for house, which that bitch took
 * O is for an orgasm that doesn't last long
 * S is for slut, she fucked another guy
 * T is for Tim, that's his FUCKING NAME!
 * I hope you're happy! Living in my house, and banging my wife!
 * FUCK HIM! Fuck him in his dick!
 * W is for WHY - why the fuck, Tina!?
 * Hey, you wanna hear the rest of this song, you bitch?
 * X is for you, my ex-wife!
 * Y is for the yeast infection you get every two weeks cause you don't know how to clean your pussy!
 * Hey kids, you wanna see how the real world works?
 * P is for prison, where I might go
 * Q is for quit, 'cause this job blows.
 * And Z is for zero - the amount of money I was left me after you shoved me out to dry! YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!


 * Neighborhood Argument - Link
 * This neighborhood used to be nice before these fuckin' BLACKS moved in!
 * Stupid goddamn Mexicans. Stupid goddamn fucking Mexicans!
 * I'm a Buddhist - I got my own fuckin' God, OK? You don't need to tell me about yours.
 * Wholesome white Christian Jesus
 * Just sent me an e-mail about how all the Muslims are terrorists
 * UUUGH! Fucking sand monkeys! Stupid fucking towel-headed sand monkeys!
 * We shoulda killed all the chinks in World War II!
 * Hey, you know what you'd call the Flintstones if they were black? Ya'd call 'em niggers!


 * You Wanna See My Pecker? (made for Comedy Central's TripTank)
 * You wanna see my pecker?
 * Please! Show me your dick!
 * That's nasty! You're a pervert!
 * Are you serious?

jonofthesouth

 * Barry the Engine and Friends - Link
 * Don't be a twat, or you'll end up in the shit.

kitty0706

 * Elliot Goes to School: Mondays - Link
 * Yes, titface?
 * Oh, poo
 * Gayer than tits!
 * Tits aren't gay, noob!
 * You're all a bunch of faggots
 * My genitals itch!
 * (Sigh)
 * Okay, back to the notes
 * Smells like Jesus!


 * Elliot Goes to School: Field Trips - Link
 * That wasn’t nice! Say you’re sorry!
 * HAHAHAHA, no


 * Elliot Goes Camping - Link
 * Fucking retard
 * The hell are you doing, dumb bitch?!
 * Very well, then
 * Hey, dudes


 * Elliot Goes to School - Link
 * Hey, fagola
 * You know what?
 * Fagola (Multiple instances)

lapdanceTv

 * "I CAN'T SEE WHEN YOU'RE TEA BAGGIN' ME" RAP SONG - Link
 * I just love you so much
 * Can't breathe when you teabag m

Liam Kyle Sullivan

 * Shoes - Link
 * Condams?
 * What the hall?
 * Fuck you!
 * Oh.
 * Betch
 * Suck
 * Christ
 * 300 fucking dollars

Little Kuriboh

 * Concrete Giraffes - Link
 * Gay elephant
 * Um, Gay elephant noise?
 * Hey guys!
 * What the-- who the frig is that?
 * Is that a homeless guy?
 * Frigging
 * Well, I suppose we don’t really have much choice!
 * BullCRAP!
 * No! That’s not right!
 * You’re very sexy!
 * Dead children
 * Kurt Russell
 * Excuse me
 * Not so fast
 * Oh, God, no!! (screaming and then gets eaten)
 * So rude!

lotusbandicoot

 * 5 Minutes in a Lamborghini... Maybe - Link
 * Police

lustigevideoz

 * (unknown)
 * No! Don't do it! I'm a virgin!

Makemebad35

 * The Banana Mishap - Link
 * WHAT THE FUCK?!
 * Nooo!


 * Bitch Repellent
 * A free copy of Stuart Little to masturbate to
 * Sheep


 * The Cookie Cops - Link
 * Lubricated


 * Drug Deal Gone Bad - Link
 * WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE?
 * Fucking (x2)
 * WHAT THE SHIT?
 * Excuse me, you fucking turkey head
 * The bitch overdosed a year ago!
 * Does it look like I have a cameltoe?
 * A cunt
 * The fucking [burger] bitch
 * Don't do drugs, give hugs!
 * GO SUCK A DICK!
 * You're trying to fuck me
 * I don't like being fucked
 * Whores and hoes
 * Are you a hoe?
 * Are you a little bitch?
 * No
 * You have a penis (x2)
 * The only penis it sounds like you have is the one you're taking up the ass!
 * I have a penis (x2)
 * I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING PENIS!
 * Who the fuck's [Mr. Hammer]
 * No one ever fucks with me
 * I'm gonna die


 * Hilarious Photobooth Madness - Link
 * I like PIZZA!
 * Cock weasel


 * The Homosexual Ghost - Link
 * I'm gonna suck your dick.
 * What the fuck?
 * Cock
 * Cocksucking ghost
 * I'm gonna stick my wiener in your butt
 * (Scream)
 * WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
 * Dumbass
 * Bullshit
 * Gay ghost
 * I'm gonna piss in my hands and toss it in your face
 * Nooo!
 * Dick
 * (My) dick
 * Are you ready for my spooky cock?
 * No, not the spooky cock!
 * Prepare to experience centuries of penetration
 * I swear to God I'm gonna kick the nose off your face!
 * He will show me a spooky cock
 * Damnit
 * Take advantage of me
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 * I don't see shit
 * Retarded-ass
 * YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
 * It's raping time
 * No! NO!!!
 * Don't stick that there
 * Yeahhhhhhh


 * How to Stalk a Girl - Link
 * I'm gonna squeeze your titties!
 * PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!
 * Jerking off
 * YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSY!
 * FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!!
 * LEARN TO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!
 * YOU FREAKIN' CREEPY ASSHOLE!


 * Insane Twins!! - Link
 * Excuse me, bitch?
 * I'm hungry
 * I don't give a fuck
 * I'm horny
 * I'm gonna light your FACE, ON FIRE!!!
 * I'm a horny panda. I'm a horny panda bear!
 * What the FUCK did you just say?!
 * You fucking bitch!
 * GET out! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
 * Why don't you go suck some cock for some Uno cards?!
 * Twelve hours
 * WHAT?!
 * Kentucky
 * POPCORN SANDWICH
 * Outtakes - Link
 * Bigass balls


 * Pissed Off Gamer - Link
 * I am gonna fuck you up!
 * Big dick
 * Small dick
 * HO HO YEAH!
 * SHIT!
 * Yeah, get raped!
 * I'm gonna fucking shit all over your face!
 * Don't you shit in my house!
 * Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is stupid
 * Fuck my ass!
 * C'mon, boy!
 * Stupid! Damn that was bullshit, bullshit in a half!
 * Fuck you!
 * Cocksucker!
 * Fuck
 * God, I'm getting fucked in the ass and I don't like it!
 * WHAT THE FUCK?
 * Bastard!
 * Sucking
 * What the kind of fuck just happened?
 * This isn't funny!
 * Masturbate by the moonlight


 * The Screamer (A Makemebad Halloween) - Link
 * Life sucks cock!


 * Shitty Noob Parkour - Link
 * Twinkle tits
 * Your ass is about to go down
 * LETS GO!
 * Shitty
 * SON OF A BIIITCH!
 * VIRGIN DOMINATOR!
 * PISSING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!
 * (Farts)
 * GET THE FUCK OUTTTA HERE!
 * PEEK A BOO, I SMELL SHIT!
 * Cocksucker
 * JACKASSES
 * BROKEN ASS!
 * HE’S A FUCKING BABY!
 * Can someone explain to me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS?
 * Shit's fucking weak!
 * HATERS EAT SHIT!
 * ONE GIGANTIC COCK FOR THIS GUY!
 * WHAT THE FUCK?!
 * Horse shit
 * (Shoot)
 * Bitches
 * Fuck yeah!


 * Shocking Behaviors #2 - Link
 * PEEEEENIS!


 * Worthless Friends!! - Link
 * You fucking kick ass!
 * Douchebag
 * Do you have a problem with me fucking my cat?
 * What the apple pie CHRIST?!
 * Get the fuck in my house.
 * Are you gonna make me shit bricks?
 * I'm gonna make you cum in your own face.
 * A paper wiener
 * Are you fuckin' kidding me?
 * You sir, are an idiot, and I just wanna say - fuck you!
 * A goddamn hot dog
 * I want you to get out of my house.
 * I want you to go outside, and lay in the middle of the road, so a truck can run over your fuckin' body!
 * Gettin' its dick sucked by a horse.
 * Dear GOD!
 * A well-groomed whore

manwith10toes

 * Dunking for Doughnuts - Link
 * ...what the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?
 * SPIDERDUB: More Gay, Now With Robots - Link
 * This is BULLSHIT!!!

Marrikou

 * Barney the Dinosaur - This Will Offend You - Link
 * Pussy
 * Cock
 * Abortion. Getting rid of the carjackers of the future, today!

McJuggerNuggets

 * Destroying My Dads Antique Car Prank - Link
 * Jesus Fuck!


 * Eviction Day - Link
 * Daddy, chill
 * What the hell is even that!?


 * Psycho Dad Axes Laptop (Role Reversal) - Link
 * Jerking off


 * Psycho Dad Buries Video Games - Link
 * Fucked up


 * Psycho Dad Busts Down Door  - Link
 * What the fuck
 * Holy shit
 * Holy fucking shit


 * Psycho Dad Demolishes Gaming Room - Link
 * What the fuck!
 * Ah fuck
 * Fuck
 * What the hell did you do?


 * Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox (Role Reversal) - Link
 * I've got a big boner right now


 * Psycho Dad Drowns Xbox - Link
 * What the hell are you doing?
 * Piece of shit
 * What the fuck are you doing?


 * Psycho Dad Reacts to One Million Juggies - Link
 * Holy shit


 * Psycho Dad Shatters YouTube Play Button - Link
 * I'm so done with this shit


 * Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games  - Link
 * Dog shit
 * Asshole
 * (screaming)
 * Fuck


 * Psycho Dad Wrecks Car - Link
 * Holy shit
 * Are you kidding me?


 * Psycho Dad vs. Angry Grandpa - Link
 * What the hell are you even saying!?


 * Psycho Dad Watches McJuggerNuggets - Link
 * That Bullshit


 * Psycho Kid Kills Father  - Link
 * Back the fuck off
 * What the fuck?


 * Psycho Kid Submerges Motorcycle - Link
 * What the fuck!
 * Fuck!


 * TRAPPED IN THE ATTIC BY AN OBSESSED FAN! - Link
 * A Shit Load of


 * What I Couldn't Do... - Link
 * Ten goddamn seconds

MediocreFilms

 * Retarded Policeman theme song
 * That's me!
 * Retarded


 * Retarded Policeman #15: Boobies
 * Boobies! (x3)


 * Retarded Policeman #33: Blonde in a Convertible
 * Cripple nipples
 * Palsy ballsies


 * Retarded Policeman #35: Politically Correct Episode
 * That's me

MetalOutlawTV (Metal Spoken Word)

 * Entrails Ripped... - Link
 * Entrails... ripped... from a virgin's CUNT
 * Sexual perversion


 * Raped by Elephants - Link
 * Shit on me

Mega64

 * The Beatles Rock Band  Link
 * Uh, no

MrBlackDarkness666

 * Life Of a Goth - Link
 * Bitches

Neurotically Yours

 * Foamy Fan Mail #15
 * Overdevloped cumshot of a child
 * Wait, what?

Necron99

 * Experimental truth-telling serum Link
 * Femboy Neo-Nazi
 * [I pretend to be] Catholic

NPCarlsson

 * 2-year Anniversary Celebration Video
 * In a crack den

Octacle

 * Krusty Towers
 * Well I just did
 * (Benny Hill theme song with farts)

OneyNG

 * BATMAN - Teh Dark Night (Dub)
 * I'm sorry
 * I want to kiss you


 * Best Pals
 * (Giggling)
 * Fuck
 * I don't CAARE!
 * (Yelp)
 * (Disgusting burp)


 * Dragonzball Pee Pee
 * (Weird moan)
 * Eeeuugh, I'm dead!
 * Pee


 * Fat Albert Dub Link
 * What in the goddamn fuck?!?


 * How to Use GoAnimate! 
 * (Gross burp and fart)


 * Leo and Satan: Sugar Trip - Link
 * Erection


 * Left 4 Speed 2
 * Would you shut up? I'm trying to masturbate up here!


 * Liam
 * (Babbling)
 * Fuck


 * Oney's Toon Tutorials - Ep 3 - Sound and Exportion. Abortion. Exporting. There you go. - Link
 * (Grunting)
 * FAGGOT!!!


 * OneyNG and JohnnyUtah Sing Silly Songs
 * You fucking liiiiaaar!


 * paddy forest NOT stabilized (reupload) - Link
 * FUCK OOOOFF!!
 * (angry gibberish shouting)


 * Pixel Fags - Link
 * (instrumentals)
 * Mmh!
 * Ehh!
 * Woaoh!
 * (fart)


 * A Random Day
 * (Babbling)


 * A Random Day 2
 * Ooooh


 * A Random Day 3
 * Uhhh


 * RE: Mash*tima Partnership
 * What teh heck?


 * The Sicksons - Link
 * Failed abortion
 * Suck suck


 * Smiley Battle for Smokes - Link
 * You smell like shit


 * Spongebob Sickpants - Link
 * Douchebags
 * Well gee, I guess Squidward's jacking off
 * Oh, I'm just gonna kill myself
 * Let's go then, tubby tits!
 * Come out here!
 * (scream)
 * (slicing noises)
 * (bus running over noise)
 * (giggling) it’s a boy’s corpse!
 * Hidden scene
 * Fuck


 * The Story of Eddsworld Link
 * I know, let's call him faggot!

OneyWivPeebles

 * Gay Arnold - Link
 * Tiny little breasts
 * (Scream)
 * Ah look at it, it's made of sparkles!
 * [stammering] Fuckin' bye!
 * I hope you die tonight, you fuckin' old faggot
 * [How] are you [doing, Shortman?]
 * SHUT UP, YOU OLD FAGGOT!!
 * Bitch
 * Fuckin' kill myself
 * Oh, I can't wait to get my dick sucked
 * I'm gonna jerk off to this
 * Fuckin' pancake titties, I love you, grandma...
 * Oh, you'll sleep tonight on my dickhole, I can't wait
 * Excuse me, sir! Would you like to see my big, brown dickhole?
 * Ahh, SHIT! SHIT!
 * You fuckin' old idiot!
 * Ya stupid phony
 * YOU FUCKIN' OLD BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
 * YOUR MOTHER SMELLS LIKE A FUCKIN' BITCH
 * Finally wipe my ass and grow up
 * What do you think, God?
 * Grandpa, I don't like the way your fuckin' balls smell. Wash 'em
 * I'M FUCKING BLIND!
 * [Time to] kill him
 * Let’s go make a peanut butter and baloney sandwich and watch porn
 * Dick salesman
 * Dickhole(Multiple instances)
 * (grunting, multiple instances)
 * First
 * Time to jerk off to my own face, mmm
 * What the hell?
 * Shit
 * GIMME THE FUCKIN' THING!
 * Get away from--

Onision

 * I'm So Pedophile  - Link
 * I'm a freaking pervert, I get off of little kids! I'm a freaking pervert, someone should cut my balls off!
 * I'm so pedophile
 * I'm so perverted
 * God, you're hot
 * My wife left me for a woman
 * Give me a try
 * You little bastard!
 * I'm going to jail! They're gonna rape me for sure!
 * I should've just masturbated!
 * You little demon, burn in Hell!
 * Drinking

Page Kennedy

 * Kids Are Dumb - Link
 * You stupid motherfucker!
 * Stupid motherfucker

pej

 * American Guy: Queerbait Faggot Dog Gets Demolished By Automotive
 * I voted for McCain
 * Car cancer

Penn Point

 * The Most Common Questions Penn Gets
 * You need to shut the fuck up
 * And

Piemations

 * Suction Cup Man
 * For a guy in a suit you're pretty fuckin' stupid!
 * Why the hell not?
 * Get the fuck down!
 * Dick


 * Suction Cup Man 2: The Suck for America
 * Fuck you


 * Suction Cup Man 4: Business or Pleasure
 * Penis penis penis


 * Tails Invents a Thing - Link
 * I TOLD YOU I'D POOP ON YOU!!!

Podel

 * How to Overclock Your Oven With an RTX 3090 - Link
 * HOLY SHIT!

Pontiff Sulyvahn

 * Ain't That Some Bullshit - Link
 * Some bullshit

Poopish Poop

 * The Faggot Song - Link
 * Faggot
 * Fucking stupid faggot
 * Suck on dicks
 * Shove my penis in your butthole
 * Faggots
 * I'm a faggot
 * Sucking all the dicks that he can see

PronunciationManual

 * How To Pronounce Penis - Link
 * Bepis

Pruane2Forever

 * It's My Birthday - Link
 * YEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHHH!
 * Pruane2 Getting His Ass Kicked! - Link
 * You little shit!

Psychicpebbles

 * Arrow to the Knee  - Link
 * What is this
 * Shut up!
 * Shitsmeared mongoloids
 * You putrid fucking cunt!
 * NO, YOU DUMBASS!


 * Black Friday 2018 - Link
 * Did you-- did you know that you sleeptalk sometimes? ...you do
 * You gonna defy me?
 * Oh, you look so sleepy


 * CATS - Link
 * BOOBS


 * CLOWN ROBBERY - Link
 * (cheering and clapping)


 * cool shit - Link
 * Hello!


 * The Duck Song 4 Link
 * Yo man, got any drugs?
 * No, fuck you


 * FineBros React - Link
 * We have to milk this! Milk it like you milk me!
 * Child molesters
 * Watch this crap!
 * Shooting


 * GrembloArtShow.com Black Friday 2017 Promo - Link
 * Listen very carefully... alright?
 * I'm not deceiving you


 * Hellbenders: Zachnaphobia (leaked, unfinished episode) - Link
 * Ahhh, z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
 * (vomiting sounds)
 * Friends don't lie


 * Hellbenders: Bitch, Applease (original pilot version of "Applooza”)
 * COCK
 * Douche


 * Hellbenders: Applooza  - Link
 * You look pretty good
 * (Softcore porn music)
 * (Muffled scream)
 * Crawl into my hole and find out
 * You have nice titties for a little boy
 * (Zach screaming)
 * SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEEEEEEAAAA[Cut off]
 * Why the fuck didn't you say so earlier?
 * HELL NO!!
 * We’re not racist
 * Fuck youuuuuu
 * (Slurping, mailman screaming)


 * A Hellbenders Christmas - Link
 * OH JESUS CHRIST, MY EARS!
 * Fuck this!


 * Hellbenders: Icecream
 * Okay, bye


 * KONY2012 - Link
 * GOD DAMN IT!


 * PIKAMON - Link
 * (Growl)
 * Helloooo, faggots!
 * (Gross defecation noises)
 * Why are you covered in blood?


 * RE: Reply Girls - Link
 * (Moaning)


 * The Obnoxious Orange - Link
 * Suck my dick
 * (Licking)


 * UPDATE VIDEO
 * Shit-filled [rearranged]


 * GET OUT OF MY CAR - Link
 * Car
 * NOW!
 * Goddamn you to hell!

ReverendBurn

 * BJ Time  - Link
 * Boner
 * Blowjob (x2)
 * What the fuck yer doin' with my penis

Ross Plaskow

 * DINOSAURS IN SPACE - Link
 * Inseminate
 * Penis


 * DINOSAURS IN SPACE 2 - Link
 * Dog semen

Robert Benfer

 * Bananas
 * I can do anything without hurting my balls, hurting my balls, hurting my balls!

SacredCrotch

 * (unknown) (The source in question has since been deleted)
 * Babies

Sassy Justice

 * (coughing)

SavgaeBoy69

 * Drew Pickles Goes to Chees TV
 * 600 mile long penis mansion

Scott Gairdner

 * Sex Offender Shuffle Link
 * Sex offender
 * Touch your cousin

Screen Junkies

 * Honest Trailers: The Little Mermaid
 * Pork


 * Honest Trailers: Wreck-It Ralph
 * Sonic fan art

seinfeldspitstain

 * "Gregory's Room" - RARE Nick Jr. Pilot Footage- Link
 * Alone in this
 * Just the two of us (rearranged)

Shane Dawson

 * Fred is Dead - Link
 * Mothafucka, why won't you die!
 * Aw shit.


 * The Condom Challenge - Link
 * Condom

Shawn K

 * Dell Computer Destruction 4 - Link
 * That's disc drive
 * That's gonna be hard drive
 * A problem has been detected to your computer
 * Let me see if I can fix it.

SLAPPAYURFACE

 * My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words - Link
 * Cockmongrel
 * Woodshitter
 * Butterass
 * Ass
 * Bilblow Faggins
 * Son of an ass
 * Dick staple
 * Fuck
 * Assrammer
 * Crotch fruit

Smosh

 * AMAZING NEW DRINK! - Link
 * Huge balls (x2)
 * Abnormally large testicles


 * CHARLIE THE DRUNK GUINEA PIG 3  - Link
 * Oh, you little ass-face!


 * Food Battle 2010  - Link
 * Dick-biscuit


 * HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE!
 * Ow! My fallopian tube!


 * I LOST MY HAIR!
 * (laughter)


 * Leave It to Bieber
 * My dad's a pussy


 * Sparky Goes to a Club
 * Children
 * (screaming and chainsaw noises)
 * HELL naw!
 * She cheated on me with my dad!
 * I got the perfect solution to your bitch problem


 * Stupid Movie Sequels
 * Molester


 * THIS VIDEO IS OFFENSIVE - Link
 * Being gay
 * Gay
 * Stupid

Some Jerk with a Camera

 * Shrek 4D Part 1 - Link
 * I will find you, I will chop off both your hands with a chainsaw, I will deep-fry them, I will force-feed them to you, and I will laugh sadistically as you die of cardiac arrest.
 * Shrek 4D Part 2 - Link
 * 1) Go fuck yourself

Spazkidin3D

 * PowerTrip (18+) - Link
 * AAAAAHH! IT FUCKING BURNS!


 * Cool Show: Space Jokes - Link
 * (injured grunt)
 * Space

Spoiledmilk970

 * Jimmy Neutron EDITED - Battle of the Bands - Link
 * I'm gonna fuck you kids, tonight, and remember, I'm gay!

StamperTV
Cool Show: Peanut Butter and Bacon - Link
 * 1) I should... I should fuck his fat wife. Right in the... [belch] Right in the pussy

Cool Show: Time Travel - Link
 * 1) You gonna fuckin' help me or not?!

Stay Bullish

 * Nothin Butt Buddies - Link
 * Butt buddies

Steve Moustache

 * Extreme Makeover - Link
 * What the fuck did you do to me, holy fucking shit!
 * Aw, fuck!
 * You sons of bitches BUTCHERED me!
 * Ah, what the fuck is wrong with my arm?!
 * What the fuck is my family gonna think of me now?!
 * HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Stephen K.

 * What Up Bitch - Link
 * Aye, what up, bitch!?

Stinger o Wanjiro

 * Why is he selling merch for a demo… (Deltarune animation)  - Link
 * Mercedes Benz

Stinkbutta Face

 * TRAPS ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!11 - Link
 * FUCKING GAY
 * THAT MAKES YOU GAAAAAAY, BITCH!!
 * I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT!! I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU!!
 * HENTAI
 * OH MY GOD!

TheStolken

 * How to Deal with a Furry - Link
 * I'm a HUUUUGE fuckin' faggot!

Stuckey and Murray

 * The Cock Smoker - Link
 * Cock smoker

SuperIdiotMan00

 * da bes spongbobb edit in da wurlld! - Link
 * Zanzibar
 * Penis
 * Shit
 * Cleveland
 * Titties
 * Dick
 * Fuck
 * Dildo
 * Pee
 * Cock
 * Shitty
 * Fuck you, mom!
 * You’re fucking grounded, you little bitch!
 * Unreleased version - Link
 * Spic


 * Dick van Dyke "Partial" dub
 * Fuck you!
 * Up your ass
 * Shoved up your ass


 * SpongeBobEdits1's "Christmas Who Collab" (feat. RockOrangeEdits, MrSkeleBoner, and SuperIdiotMan00) - Link
 * Your mom is a hoe!


 * The Rock/Rap Collab entry
 * My virgin rectum


 * The Room dub - Link
 * Queers
 * What up, bitch, I'm home
 * Oh, what the fuck do you want?
 * Is it your balls?
 * Open the fucking door! (x4)

Tourettes Guy

 * 30 Cases of Pickles - Link
 * I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!


 * The Angry Janitor - Link
 * Did you shit in the fucking toilet, put all the toilet paper in there?
 * That was a good shit.
 * Dickhead!
 * Bullshit!
 * You wanna see a dick? You wanna see a big black dick?
 * Shit like a horse
 * I'm gonna fuck you in your ass


 * The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 3) - Link
 * --wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!


 * The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 4) - Link
 * I'M GONNA SCOTCH TAPE YOUR ASS SHUT!


 * Bench Press - Link
 * He's probably getting fucked in the ass!
 * I can't see shit!


 * Bird in the House - Link
 * HOLY SHIT!
 * (angry battle cry)
 * Gay marriage
 * I don't hate gays
 * Damn it!
 * I'm too pissed to give a shit!


 * Bob Saget - Link Link
 * Bob Saget (x3)
 * Shit!
 * I love you


 * Bowling - Link
 * You know what, you can suck my dick
 * FUCK!
 * HOLY SHIT!


 * Breakfast in Bed
 * Get the fuck outta here!
 * You're an asshole
 * You're nothin' but a no-good, drunk, inbred piece of crap


 * Brushing Teeth - Link
 * Faggot!
 * FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Motherfucker, I'll kick your ass!


 * Buried Alive - Link
 * Yeah, and if it was a fag, it woulda sucked your COCK!
 * Making an ass!
 * The George Foreman Grill just took a SHIT!
 * He sounds like a lesbian.
 * Someone oughta cut that hump off... and shove it up his ass!
 * AAH, PENIS!
 * I’m stuck in a bottomless pit OF HIPPOPOTAMUS SHIT
 * Hey! Faggot!
 * What the hell is that?!


 * Colgate Toothpaste - Link
 * YES.
 * I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece a' SHIT!
 * THIS IS BULLSHIT!
 * Piece of shit
 * FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
 * Dammit
 * Holy shit!
 * Balls
 * I'M PISSED!
 * Fuckin' hung up my ass!


 * Colonel Cluster Fuck Link
 * (Glass crashing)
 * You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?


 * The Doctor Doesn't Need To Know - Link
 * Don't you EVER talk about my dick, without my permission!!


 * Dom DeLuise - Link
 * With his ass, up his ass!


 * Drunk in the Bathroom - Link
 * OH, SHIT!!!


 * Father and Son - Link
 * Fuck you! (x7)
 * I said fuck you first, so fuck you!
 * Hey, there's a whole lot of fuckin' goin on in this room!
 * Well fuck you!
 * Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!
 * So you want to talk some shit, huh, baldy?


 * FREDDY vs. TOURETTES GUY - Link
 * Oh, Jesus crap!!


 * Fridge - Link
 * Fuck you kid, you're a dick!
 * You're a faggot
 * Men's asses
 * She's a bitch!
 * That's my ass!
 * Holy dumb fuck! What is this shit?!
 * Fashion Bug
 * I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass!


 * Garbage Disposal - Link
 * You hear that shit?
 * Sounds like Chewbacca takin' a shit! (imitates Chewbacca's growl)
 * Oh, fuck you, you're grounded!


 * Go Count Your Dick - Link
 * You motherfuckers!
 * PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!
 * Go count your dick!


 * Grocery Store - Link
 * Calm down, Calm down, don't get a big DICK!
 * HOLY SHIT!
 * I don't give a shit, shit, SHIT!
 * NOOO!


 * Head and Shoulders Incident - Link
 * BITCH
 * SHIT
 * PISS!
 * ASS!
 * BALLS
 * DAMN
 * SUCK MY COCK!
 * LICK MY BALLS!
 * FAGGOT!
 * You cunt
 * Oh no!
 * (crying) Oh shit! Shit!
 * (crying) Fuck you!


 * Hot Pan - Link
 * FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, oh...
 * FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


 * Interview Part 2 - Link
 * (Laughing)
 * Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you in the ass!
 * Piece of shit!
 * Turn it down!
 * Your ass!


 * Leaving the Bar at 11 PM
 * Oh hell no!


 * Like Father Like Son-Link
 * Why don’t you just fuck off!
 * Fuck the Philippines!
 * (both) AH SHIT!
 * So you wanna talk some shit
 * Fuck you and every Mall Santa that looks like you!


 * Lottery - Link
 * Fuck!
 * Holy shit!


 * Magnum P.I. - Link
 * I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in MY SHIT!
 * HOLY FUCK!
 * Get the fuck out of my way, you bitch!


 * Make Confidence Your Bitch!
 * Ooooh yeah, the Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!
 * Hurry up, Mr. Bitch!
 * Look at these dumb motherfuckers.
 * (Choking)


 * Make Like A Banana - Link
 * Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!


 * Microwave - Link
 * Bitch! BIIIIIITCH!


 * Oh Fuck Me - Link
 * Oh, fuck me!


 * Ordering a Pizza - Link
 * Fffffucked


 * Referee - Link
 * No, no, no, no, no, no! NO!!!


 * Rude Awakening - Link
 * WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
 * Damn it!
 * Ass
 * Oh shit
 * Fuck you!
 * You piece of shit!
 * You have balls!
 * Porcupine's balls
 * They're small and they don't give a shit!


 * Shirlena Visits - Link
 * Wait a minute, you dick!
 * Ah shit!
 * I don't have a dick, you prick!
 * In this hellhole!
 * I'll kick you in the balls!
 * Bitch!
 * I love you
 * (mocking tongue noise)


 * Speak English! - Link
 * My ass!
 * Oh, that bitch!
 * You know what, fuck you people! Kiss my ass!
 * I don't give a sheet
 * Son of a bitch!


 * Thanksgiving at Tourettes Guy's House - Link
 * Get your ass over here!
 * What the hell is this shit?
 * I'm gonna whip your ass, you little son of a bitch! Come back here, you cock sucker!
 * YOU COCK SUCKERRRRRRR!


 * Tourette’s guy gets the hiccups - Link
 * You're a stupid pecker
 * Probably a fag
 * A fucking dumbass
 * IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GET A DAMN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!
 * I made you some shit
 * You're nothin' but a no-good-


 * Twizzlers - Link
 * NO! (x3)
 * BUTT FUCK!


 * Unsolved Mysteries - Link
 * Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries - find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot!
 * UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck 'em!
 * 500 dollars worth of BULLSHIT!


 * Where's the Paper Towels?
 * Ouch!
 * Motherfucker, you hit me in the dick!


 * Years' Supply of Paper Towels
 * HOLY FUCK!
 * Oh, fuck!

TomSka

 * STABBED (ft. OneyNG) - Link
 * DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?!
 * SWEET MOTHER OF BUTTS
 * IN MY EEEEYES!!!


 * Rock Bottom - Link
 * That's hilarious

Tonyfamous

 * Dora the Goth Explorer # 3 - Link
 * Retarded
 * Retard

Twelthofadime

 * Carnival Madness - Link
 * Get the fuck out (x2)
 * Cocksucker

Ukinojoe

 * ARGO: An Accurate Summarization - Link
 * I'm sorry, I... I didn't catch that


 * BLONIC
 * How embarrassing!


 * BLONIC THE SHIRT Link
 * Not particularly


 * Brevity Falls - Link
 * Smoke


 * Donald and the Big Game - Link
 * SPORTS!


 * Eddsworld USA - Link
 * What a faggot!
 * Let's go fuck 'em!
 * Gettin' fucked in the ass or somethin


 * The Family Simp - Link
 * Yaaaay
 * It alright
 * (Frustrated growl)
 * Penis
 * Hmmm?


 * Fixing Good - Link
 * What’s up, ketchup?
 * White


 * Frumple's Quest (Volcano: HANG)
 * (Laughter)
 * (Gurgling scream)


 * Frumple's Quest (Volcano: CLIMB)
 * (Hysterical babbling)


 * Frumple's Quest (JUNGLE: SWING)
 * I can fly!


 * Frumple's Quest (Jungle: MUMBO)
 * (Growl)
 * (Running and panting)


 * Frumple's Quest (Jungle: WADE)
 * (Giggling)


 * Frumplequest 2: Neckbeard the Pirate - Link
 * DANDELION!


 * Frumplequest the Conquistador 3: Shady Bill - Link
 * (Scream)


 * Game Gramps
 * Son of a bitch!


 * Game of Bones
 * Ohhhh, nooooo!


 * Groose: Grooseward Gourd
 * (crying) Where did I go wrong?!


 *  Great: The Show 6 - Spaghettios! - Link
 * Look, it’s the coin from Sonic!


 * Irod Bad!
 * Sgt. Douchebag


 * Repulsion Gel - Link
 * Here it comes!


 * Star Wumpis McGumpis - Link
 * (Gurgly scream)


 * Viral Video Commentary - Link
 * (Stupid laughter)


 * We GOTTA Get SPONGEBOB Back - Link
 * One second later
 * I GOTTA get SPONGEBOB back!


 * YouTube Commenters - Link
 * What the FUCK?!
 * It sounds like he's saying PENIS!
 * Oh boy! I'm viewer #302!


 * YouTube Commenters 2 - Link
 * Dafuq?
 * I don't get it!
 * How embarrassing!

Vargskelethor Joel

 * Windows 10 Destruction - Link
 * Minecraft sex porn

wafflepwn

 * Greatest Freakout Ever 2 - Link
 * I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST-BORN CHILD!!!


 * Greatest Freak Out Ever Aftermath - Link
 * Fag


 * Greatest Freak Out Ever 13 - Link
 * Straight


 * Greatest freakout ever 19 - Link
 * No!
 * Noooo!
 * Noooooo!
 * NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

waxedtaters

 * The Duck Song 4
 * Hey, douchebag (x3)
 * Get the hell out
 * Fuck youse
 * No, you dumbass
 * I told you this bullshit yesterday
 * Get the fuck out
 * Goddammit
 * Give me the goddamn grapes, motherfucker
 * I'm out of here, you fucking dick

WeTeachYouHow2

 * How 2 fuck up - Link
 * I can't believe (Mario's) FUCKIN' DEAD!!!

WickedAwesomeFilms

 * BANNED GORILLA GLUE COMMERCIAL - Link
 * Gettin' high, bitches!
 * SNORT THIS FUCKING SHIT!


 * Banned DiGiornno Pizza Commercial - Link
 * Dumbass!

Wrath Club

 * How to Draw With Shadman 2
 * Implants

XDrang93

 * 3 Edits on Sunday - Link
 * Why don't you two bitches take your fuckin' bullshit somewhere else!


 * "Raging" Song Collabs & Stuff - Link
 * What the fuck did you just say?!
 * Why didn't you tell me before you fuckin' bitch?!
 * You stupid bitch!


 * Fireworks of Attention  - Link
 * Fuck you, I'm out


 * Beeps in Editing Nowadays - Link
 * No (x9), oh, FUCK NO!


 * Audio Only Video Experiment - Link
 * Pornographic magazines
 * Pornos
 * Okay, I'm out of ideas

XX_Eric_XX

 * Flipagram Roast compilation - Link
 * (laughing)
 * (wheeze)
 * Buckwheat pancakes
 * Burger! (contagious laughter)

Yo Mama

 * YO MAMA SO FAT! Kirby - Link
 * Pretty gay!
 * Badass


 * YO MAMA SO FAT! School Pictures
 * Get bitches!


 * YO MAMA SO FAT! Stephen Hawking/Black Hole
 * Asshole


 * YO MAMA SO FAT! South Park
 * You BASTARD!


 * YO MAMA SO FAT! Yogi Bear
 * Oh, shit!


 * YO MAMA SO OLD! Ancient Aliens
 * Motherfucking


 * YO MAMA SO SHORT! Smoking Weed - Link
 * Weed
 * Get high


 * YO MAMA SO STUPID! Donut  Link
 * Ho-ly SHIT, you're stupid!


 * YO MAMA SO STUPID! Fruit Punch - Link
 * Gay


 * YO MAMA SO STUPID! Mountain Dew
 * Mountain Dew


 * YO MAMA SO STUPID! Puzzle
 * Retarded


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Bath Water
 * Aw, fuck this!


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Deadpool
 * (Could somebody get me) the fuck (out of this joke?)


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Forever Alone - Link
 * Fuck no!


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Freddy Krueger
 * Bitch!


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Hello Kitty - Link
 * Ooh, you are so ugly! Oh goodbye, goodbye!
 * What the fuck is a Hello Kitty?!?


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Ice Cube
 * Aw, shit!


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Juggernaut / X-Men
 * Bitch!
 * Oh shit!
 * Fuck you


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Santa Claus
 * Holy shit!


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club
 * Strip club


 * YO MAMA SO UGLY! Toilet
 * Shit

YoruShikaTheBaka

 * Discord Out Of Context 19 - Link
 * Up his butt
 * Bastard
 * Testicle
 * Not


 * These Fawful Games SUCK - Link
 * This sucks
 * Come on
 * Fuck you
 * Come (used as cum)
 * Damn bro (x3)


 * My Old .EXE Games SUCK - Link
 * Sucking on a Dick

The Amazing Atheist

 * (unknown)
 * FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
 * You stupid fucking bitch!
 * Cocksucker
 * Penetrating Teenage Girls' Brains Further
 * You fucking shittin' me?

Bill Wurtz

 * History Of Japan - Link
 * Died in a tornado
 * Hi, dipshit
 * Hire a samurai
 * How bout I do anyway!
 * Protect your shit from criminals


 * History Of The Entire World I Guess - Link
 * And the ocean is full of (plastic)
 * Bye bye, ocean
 * Communism
 * Deadly laser
 * Fuck it!
 * Hell yeah! Now we've got business!
 * How did this happen?
 * NO!
 * Sponge
 * Zanzibar
 * Oh fuck
 * Wow, that worked?


 * Let's watch some television
 * Television


 * What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?
 * What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?

Crash Course

 * How To Argue - Philosophical Reasoning: Crash Course Philosophy #2 - Link
 * You might as well know how to argue properly.
 * Reproductive System, Part 2 - Male Reproductive System: Crash Course A&P #41 - Link
 * Erection
 * Three layers of erectile tissue

Digital Meat

 * Cinema 4D R19: New Features
 * Choke on (its) own nuts

Hunter Avalone

 * Dear Gay People - Link
 * Faggot

The Infographics Show

 * Why Did The Communist Regimes Fail In Eastern Europe - Link
 * Eastern Europe
 * The Horrible Life Of People In Soviet Gulags - Link
 * Gulag
 * The Iron Curtain

Internet Historian

 * The Failure of Dashcon | The world's first Tumblr convention - Link
 * A free extra hour in the ball pit

JasonCapital

 * Be A Dick - Link
 * Be a fucking dick

Larken Rose

 * Cops: Protectors or Predators? - Link
 * Deputy Doofus


 * Fuck The Republic - Link
 * Democratically Elected Constitutional Republic
 * Union Of Soviet Socialist Republics

Mark Sabine

 * Marmalade - Words of the World  - Link
 * Sexy


 * Fetish - Words of the World - Link
 * Fetish

Michael Rosen

 * Carrying the Elephant audio book
 * Wanked him off into a bucket


 * Cultures of Resistance Introduction - Link
 * Fucking crazy (x2)
 * Fuck course
 * It's fucking crazy


 * The Outing - Link
 * Penises (wouldn't be necessary )
 * Six (used as "sex")


 * Michael's Big Book of Bad Things - Part 2  - Link
 * Jewish people


 * No Breathing in Class - Link
 * Keel over and die.

Mike The Cop

 * How do cops catch speeders? - Link
 * Easy as getting an STD from your Tinder date
 * It's all about sines, cosines, and angles.

Music Theory for Guitar

 * The Forbidden Note That Sounds Great
 * Fucked

Shane Killian

 * Fake Neutrality - Link
 * Network engineering certification from Microsoft


 * How To Argue For Universal Healthcare - Link
 * Ride in on a white horse, and save us from the horrors of the free market.

Sorta Explained

 * Why Cornflakes Were (Sorta) Invented to Prevent Masturbation - Link
 * Masturbation (multiple instances)

Subrick

 * Nice Job Waking Me Up (AKA Pwnage Olympics Entry #2) - Link
 * Rape babies
 * Fuck you
 * Dipshit
 * Cunt

ThinkTank

 * 5 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Are Too Weird To Be Sexy - Link
 * Sexah Skunk!

Vice

 * The Truth About Furries: Fandom Not Fetish - Link
 * I have had sex with my tail and head.

Alpha Omega Sin

 * Facebook Buys Oculus Rift ... Wait what? - Link
 * Facialbook
 * Phil Fish is a Douche (A rant that's been long overdue) - Link
 * Bionic drill tipped dick
 * Douche nozzle ass motherfucker
 * Video Game Fanboy Rant (They Make Actual Gamers Look Dumb As Fuck) - Link
 * Useless, Brainless, Spineless, Fucking Mobile Sacks Of Flesh

The Angry Video Game Nerd

 * Aladdin Deck Enhancer Link
 * Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


 * Amiga CD32 Link
 * Shitcake(d)
 * Wow! What an asshole.


 * Atari Porn - Link
 * That's fuckin' nasty, man!
 * You sick bastards
 * Fuck this shit


 * Big Rigs Over The Road Racing - Link
 * This is Awesome!
 * BIG MOTHERFUCKING!


 * Bayou Billy/The Punisher Link
 * Fuck you


 * Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout - Link
 * What a shitty-ass load of goddamn bullfuck!


 * CD-I (Part 3) Faces of Evil / Zelda's Adventure Link
 * Fucking sucks


 * Friday the 13th - Link
 * Your mom's a fucking whore


 * Game Boy Accessories - Link
 * Like shit
 * Damn


 * Ghostbusters Part 2 - Link
 * Now go fuck yourself


 * Hong Kong 97 - Link
 * Herd of fucking ugly reds


 * Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - Link
 * FUUUUUUUUUCK
 * Fuuuck youuu


 * A Nightmare on Elm Street - Link
 * Bombs away!


 * Paperboy - Link
 * In hell


 * Planet of the Apes (Sony PlayStation) - Link
 * This shitty


 * The Power Glove - Link
 * Fuckin’ piece of shit
 * Oh my god, what the fuck?


 * R.O.B. the Robot -Link
 * R.O.B.


 * Schwarzenegger Games - Link
 * Sexual


 * Seaman - Link
 * Semen (x2)
 * Jizz
 * Splooge
 * Man-bazooka-juice
 * Porn site
 * Porn
 * Wet dream
 * Repulsive!


 * Sega CD - Link
 * Giant (metal) dick with balls


 * Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi - Link
 * Masturbators
 * Jerkin' off
 * Whore


 * Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 - Link
 * My momma always said life was like a box of shit; you always gonna get shit.


 * Spider-Man - Link
 * Aw fuck!
 * Poopy-juice


 * Top Gun (NES) - Link
 * Ass! FUUUUUUUCK!!!


 * Theme Song
 * The past
 * Suck ass
 * Diarrhea dump


 * Tiger Electronic Games - Link
 * Fucking


 * Virtual Boy - Link
 * Asshole
 * Jack shit


 * Zelda Wand of Gamelon (CD-I Part 2) - Link
 * Fucking bullshit

Armake21

 * Armake21 vs. Action 52 - Link
 * Shit
 * You have to take the whole fuckin' unit apart!
 * Motherfucker, work
 * You asshole
 * Worst fucking game ever created
 * Step fucking one
 * WOULD YOU FUCKING LOAD!!!
 * The fuckin' block
 * Goddamn shred of damage
 * FUCK you up
 * OH SHIT A BLOCK
 * What the fuck?
 * BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT
 * Penis shaped objects
 * Suck a load of FUCKIN' COCK SACK
 * Ass backwards
 * Sucks ass
 * Piss on you
 * Fuck that song
 * No fucking reason
 * Brain hemorrhage
 * Pure lunacy
 * Broken ass jumping
 * The most sexual comment in the world
 * Fuck you bitch!
 * Way too fuckin' fast
 * Pedophile
 * A homosexual
 * Hand jobs
 * Fuckin' semi-truck
 * Congratufuckinglations
 * Shitty space shooter


 * Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Link
 * Piece of shit
 * No fuckin' music
 * What the fuck am I playin'?
 * Fucking hills


 * Ninjabread Man - Link
 * Holy shit
 * Fuckface
 * This game fucking SUCKS!

Bashurverse

 * Goodbye video - Link
 * 1) I'M FUCKING DONE!

Boogie2988

 * Fat Guy Destroys Xbox - Link
 * Fuuuuuccckkkk!
 * Ah Fuck!
 * God Dammit!
 * God Dammit!
 * Fuck!


 * Francis is MAD Xbox 360 ALWAYS ON REQUIREMENT - Link
 * ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
 * Fuck you


 * Francis Rages - Where's My Goddamned Mountain Dew - Link
 * Bitches

ABrandonToThePast

 * 107 Censored Pokemon Names (pretty much any of the censored nicknames can be used; here are those that have been used so far)
 * Anal
 * Anal sex
 * Ass
 * Blowjob
 * Cock
 * Cocksucker
 * Cumshot
 * Cunt
 * Fuck
 * Fucker
 * Penis
 * Rapist
 * Orgasm
 * Boner
 * Fuckface
 * Weed

Captain Eggcelent

 * Saints Row - 30 Easter Eggs, Secrets & References! Link
 * Blow-up dolls

cathala10

 * A Very Angry Kid on MW2 (MUST WATCH) - Link
 * WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
 * WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!
 * I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, AND KILL YOU!!!
 * Fuuuuck!
 * (Yelling)
 * Shut the fuck up
 * Oh my god...
 * Bitch!
 * Faggot

Chad Warden

 * Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 - Link
 * Sup, bitches!
 * Dildo (Deel-do)
 * Looks like a dildo
 * Gay niggas
 * PS-triple
 * Chad Warden
 * Uh, that ain't (cash)
 * That's just a figment of your imagini-nation, nigga


 * Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 (Part 2)- Link
 * Pussy

Charge Shot

 * Playing Pico's School in 2018 - PICO DAY 2018 - Link
 * If you're ever thinking about calling suicide, please call (708) 788-1900
 * The Chinese place down the block

Classic Game Room

 * HEYZOOS RETURNS! Heyzoos the Coked-up Chicken is back. Robocop! - Link
 * I'm high on coke!

Daimando

 * The Complete Sonic Oddball Crackups Collab
 * You're just in time

Dookieshed

 * BANETTE WILL FUCK YOU UP
 * Bitch!
 * Get right the fuck outta here!


 * BEAT Will F*** You Up
 * Fucking dumbasses
 * Sexy as fuck
 * Beat off
 * Bitches
 * Fuck that
 * Motherfucker!
 * Nut-sucker!
 * Beat the everloving Christ out of
 * You better listen the fuck up


 * Braviary is Patriotic as F***
 * Listen the fuck up!


 * Cradily Will F*** You Up
 * Motherfucking dicks
 * Acid
 * Bitch
 * What the fuck is that thing?
 * Harder than my dick is
 * Cock
 * Shithead


 * DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE
 * You worthless sack of rhino dicks!
 * Get drunk as shit
 * Fuck your shit up!


 * Klefki Will F*** You Up
 * Really hard
 * Stole your bitch
 * Up your ass
 * You worthless shit-stain


 * MAGIKARP WILL FUCK YOU UP
 * Sweet mystical bouncing dragon tits!
 * Bitches


 * Mega Rayquaza Will Fuck You Up
 * You're fucked


 * MEWTWO WILL F*** YOU UP - Link
 * Through your anus


 * Psyduck Will Fuck You Up
 * Dildos
 * Off yourself


 * Raticate Will F*** You Up
 * Motherfucker
 * Fuck you!
 * Like a little bitch


 * Shedinja is Scary as F*** - Link
 * Listen the fuck up for one cold dead second!
 * Fuck
 * Asshole
 * Too fucking bad
 * Get the hell outta here!


 * SYLVEON WILL FUCK YOU
 * Dick-brain!
 * Fuck no!

DSPGaming

 * Motorstorm Apocalypse Online Gameplay Pt. 6 - Link
 * What an asshole

Extra Credits

 * Berlin Airlift: The Cold War Begins - Extra History - Link
 * Berlin Blockade
 * Blockaded the American, British, and French occupied sectors of Berlin.
 * Communist Puppet State In Germany
 * Send an armed convoy.
 * The Soviet controlled zone of East Germany
 * We stay in Berlin, Period!

Game Grumps

 * Banjo-Kazooie - Elado Man - PART 7
 * (Burp)


 * Bicyclism - Steam Rolled
 * Cock


 * Dennis the Menace
 * GET OUTTA HERE!
 * NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!


 * Hey You, Pikachu: PART 1: Smooth Talkers
 * YA FUCKIN' YELLOW PRICK!


 * Katamari Damarcy: I See the Cosmos (Part 1) - Link
 * Hot
 * Wet
 * Tight


 * Mario Party 8: I'm Better Than You - PART 4
 * You meeean it?


 * Pokemon FireRed: Team Rocket Hideout (Part 50) - Link
 * You fat fuck!
 * YOU DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY!
 * Shut up, you freeloadin' prick!


 * P.T
 * This is disgusting!
 * Ohhhh, that's good
 * Don't leave me here!


 * The Simpsons: Hit and Run Link
 * I better hurry
 * (Weird gurgly groan)
 * FOREVER!
 * End your life


 * Sonic Adventure DX Part 50
 * OH, MY GAWD!!
 * No, don't get any closer!


 * Super Mario 64: The Bright Side (Part 60) - Link
 * Ohhhh my good, my ass is BLEEDING.


 * Super Mario 64: Trail of Tears (Part 50) - Link
 * Fuck this ass!
 * Fuck my ass!
 * Fuck it!
 * Fucking stupid bullshit
 * SON OF A BITCH!


 * Super Mario Maker: The Fast and the Curious (Part 6) - Link
 * No! NO!
 * DON'T FUCKING JUMP AT ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
 * I'll fucking stab your parents!
 * I'll give you a fucking hernia!


 * The Wacky World of Miniature Golf: Part 3 - Shut Up, Robot Cowboy!
 * Are you kidding me with how funny that is?

Jablinski Games

 * 1 Mill. Link
 * Oh my god
 * Hells to the yells!

jacksepticeye

 * Burnout Part 3
 * Up the ass
 * Ass rammer

Jerma985

 * TF2: Shoot 'Em in the Face, Shoot 'Em in the Bum - Link
 * (weird laugh)

JonTron

 * Anti Drug Games - Link
 * WHAT?


 * Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Link
 * HOLY SHIT!
 * Goddamnit
 * STOP IT!!
 * I'm fucking serious!
 * I did it. I saved the world.
 * The fuck?


 * Dark Dungeons - Link
 * Dark underbelly of the role playing world


 * Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop
 * That one didn't age quite so well


 * Nightshade: the Claws of HEUGH - Link
 * Fuck you!.....I AAAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!


 * Plug and Play Consoles
 * Goddammit


 * Star Wars Kinect - Link
 * OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


 * Takeshi's Challenge - Link
 * Hoaaaah!

Markiplier

 * Amnesia: Rain Part 6 - Link
 * Meat in my mouth
 * I really, really love meat


 * FREDDY IS READY! Five Nights at Fuckboy's DRUNK Part 1 - Link
 * Why must I shit?
 * What?
 * Huh? What?
 * Ooohhhhh! (x3)
 * WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
 * What the hell?
 * I'm supposed to shit on the camera
 * (Laughing)
 * Ah, shit! (x2)
 * Goddamnit!
 * Shut up, Cranky!
 * Kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky Ku Klux Klan
 * This is going to suck BALLS.
 * Big robot balls
 * All day long


 * Penis Cloner - Link
 * Penis

Mullet Mike

 * Creepy Gaming - Tails Doll Explained - Link
 * Nothing more than a big, steaming, heaping, nutty brown pile of bullshit

motdef

 * Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite - Link
 * UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH
 * Hahaha
 * John Madden
 * UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH (Slowed down, lower pitch)
 * Here comes another Chinese earthquake ABRBRBRBRBRBR

OneyPlays

 * Oney Plays Flanders Killer 7 WITH FRIENDS - Link
 * I'm going to fucking kill you


 * simsins - Link
 * I'm gonna strangle you to death!
 * Mmmm... poo poo


 * Super Mario 64 Multiplayer with DINGDONG (Mod) - EP 2 - Luigi's Corpse - Link
 * Yes!

The Pawt

 * like i give a fuck.avi - Link
 * Like I give a fuck

PewDiePie

 * BIG BREASTED GLASSES (Huniecam Studio Part 2) - Link
 * Big, bouncy boobies
 * The random stream where he dropped an N-bomb
 * What a fuckin' nigger

Planet Dolan MOVIES

 * 15 Dumbest Movie Merchandise Ever
 * Anal beads

Reedster

 * Well Fuck - Link
 * Well fuck

ReviewTechUSA

 * Hackers Are Blackmailing PC Gamers With Ransomware - Link
 * Hackers

Rooster Teeth

 * Rage Quit - Ninja Gaiden 2 - Link
 * What the fuck just happened?
 * What the shit is even happening?


 * Rage Quit - Monopoly Streets - Link
 * What the fuck? (He got two doubles in a row?) Are you shittin' me?
 * Free shit
 * This fuckin' guy, I swear to god, motherfucker!
 * Fuck you! (Yeah!)


 * Rage Quit: The Impossible Game Level Pack: Level 2- Link
 * Go back to your fuckin' rock you live under, AND NEVER FUCKING COME OUT AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!
 * DAAAAAH, FUCK YOU!


 * Rage Quit: CoD: Black Ops (Rezurrection DLC) - Link
 * Dickface


 * Rage Quit: Trials: Evolution - Link
 * Get the fuck up there

Sammy Classic Sonic Fan

 * Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase - Link
 * THE SONIC FANBASE
 * YOUR FANTASIES CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY?! YOU FRICKING FRICKS!!
 * WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!

Sanity Not Included

 * Girl on Xbox Live  - Link
 * I smell their dicks
 * Smell my dick
 * Girl
 * Let's touch penises

SnapCube

 * Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games - Link
 * What the fuck!? Is that (Shadow's) dick!?
 * Where do you think you're going, cucker?
 * What the actual shit?! WHAT?!?
 * Before I blow it up like Krakatoa blows up a fucking volcano
 * What?! You are not allowed to fuck my [wife]!


 * Sonic Riders | Real-Time Fandub Games
 * Die, motherfucker, die!

SomeOrdinaryGamers

 * THE LAUGHING ANTIVIRUS!?! - Virus Investigations 22 - Link
 * Big Dick Academy
 * Its trying to load hentai triple x dot com! Stop it!
 * Jizz Mouthwash, the ultimate cum drink
 * Staying Safe With Viruses! - Link
 * All in one awesome PC
 * Gaming Computer
 * Gaming Laptop

soundslikepizza

 * Drill Sargent Recruits Soldiers! - Link
 * Holy shit
 * Fuckin' (x4)
 * The fuck you say
 * Penis treatment
 * You fuckin' BEAN!
 * Shut up!
 * Ohh, Senor, you try to fuck me in the asshole
 * Oh shit
 * Oh fuck
 * Goddamn (x2)
 * You fuckin' derelict
 * You pussies (x2)
 * What the fuck are you doing?
 * WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER?
 * Right fuckin' here
 * What the fuck are you doin' here?
 * Shit
 * Ready to fuckin' go?
 * ..ohh, you fuckin' did it.
 * You fuckin' milkshakes
 * You dumbass BITCH!
 * Motherfucker
 * Fuckin' bitches
 * Get the fuck in!
 * Jesus fuck (x2)
 * You dumbass motherfucker!
 * Jesus Christ!
 * Were you fucking born in the 80s, motherfucker?
 * Oh well, fuck me then!
 * AY!
 * Fuck that guy
 * GET ABORTED, MOTHERFUCKER!
 * Hey, don't you fuckin' dare!
 * HOOOO (x3)
 * Holy fucking shit

Super Minecraft Kid

 * Scott Cawthon Rant
 * Niggers
 * TERRARIA REVIEW
 * WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
 * TF 2 2
 * (Screaming)
 * WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!

SCR123

 * Sonic the Hedgehog - Two Worlds Collide
 * Faggot

Two Best Friends Play

 * Portal 2
 * What the fuck
 * Retarded as shit!
 * Goddamnit


 * Resident Evil 4
 * Oh my, you fucked it up now!
 * I fucking hate you, [Mat]

wizwar100

 * Games I Hate: Bebe's Kids - Link
 * This sucks the biggest ass since the Big Bang!

xAxiom

 * The Beautiful Songs of Moonbase Alpha - Link
 * DIARRRRRRRRHHHHHEEEEA!

XKUNXEntertainment

 * Gamer Smashes Computer with Ultimate Samurai Sword in Ultimate Rage Quit - Link
 * Fuck

Ben Wheele

 * Val Val Val - Link
 * Hello, facehead!

MrCreepyPasta

 * Rugrats Theory - Link
 * Cocaine addiction
 * Gold digging whore

adlercast

 * Lily Allen Pt2 - I've Had Sex, I've Taken Drugs - Link
 * I've had sex

InfoWars

 * Alex Jones "Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay" - Link
 * THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!

LeafyIsHere

 * I Will Literally Give You the Blowjob of Your Dreams If You Vote Donald Trump
 * A blowjob


 * THE KEEMSTAR MENTAL BREAKDOWN (in Response to Keemstar and DramaAlert) - Link
 * A fucking loser


 * The Saddest Man on YouTube Finds Love
 * Getting that pussy


 * (unknown)
 * Yo, is this person fucking retarded?

Mister Metokur

 * Deviant's Episode 6 - Link
 * Fart Slave
 * Butt and Farting Slave
 * Butt Plug
 * The Hugbox Chronicles: Episode 7 - The Tism Storm - Link
 * Doodletones!

The Onion

 * Sony Releases Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Work
 * This sucking fucking goddamn thing

PragerU

 * (unknown video)
 * Genocide

Reuters

 * Porn Star Ron Jeremy Charged with Rape
 * Ron Jeremy

Berleezy

 * AAAHH!!! REAL MONSTERS: EXPOSED
 * Orgy

RapBattle

 * Etika's reaction to Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch Reveal Trailer
 * Holy shit

REACT

 * Youtubers React to Viral Videos (Chocolate Rain, Justin Bieber, Magibon) - Link
 * Pedophiles

Michal Wielki

 * SpongeBob - Cries Over Reaction
 * What?

BlackCriticGuy

 * Girls Bravo Anime Review/Rant
 * Tits


 * Gods of Egypt Movie Review/RANT
 * Bullshit


 * Nakaimo - My Little Sister is Among Them Anime Review/RANT
 * Bullshit

Brendaniel

 * The Worst Simpsons Episode Link
 * Until the bombs fall


 * HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dramatic reading - Link
 * Fuckslayer

brutalmoose

 * Invisible Dad - Link
 * Dick

The Cinema Snob

 * Caddyshack II - Link
 * Bullshit!
 * God damn it!


 * Las Tortugas Pinjas - Link
 * In the ass


 * Song of the South - Link
 * Tar baby!


 * Suckula - Link
 * Brothel!


 * The Zodiac Killer - Link
 * No-good commie tofu eater!

Cinematic Excrement

 * The Oogieloves and the Big Balloon Adventure - Link
 * Shoving my ass or crotch in someone's face

Emer Prevost

 * "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" Reaction & Review - Link
 * Fucking while still in costume

Film Brain (Bad Movie Beatdown)

 * Good Luck Chuck
 * PEADOPHILE (pedophile in a thick British accent)

The Hick Critic

 * Why "Anatomy of a Murder" Was Banned - Link
 * Penetration

I Hate Everything

 * Trying to Watch: The [Not Disney] Collection
 * Cunt

Juniorfan89

 * CoolNSexyRickz Rant (taken down)
 * WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT SHIT I JUST WATCHED?

Kay Savetz

 * Atari 800 iTalk II voice synthesis demonstration - Link
 * Welcome to the future!

Mike Mozart

 * Elmo FAIL TOY, Funny - Link
 * YEAHHH BOYYYYY!
 * FAIL TOYs Board Game "Cape Horn" - Link
 * Cape Horn (sounds like "Gay porn")

TheMysteriousMrEnter

 * Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [?????????] - Link
 * I will kill you. With this fork.
 * Well, fuck them up the ass with a garden rake.


 * Animated Atrocities #56: "Staring at the Future" [Teen Titans Go!] - Link
 * A pegasister
 * I don't fucking care
 * Alright, what the fuck
 * Piss
 * Oh fuck you! No seriously, fuck you to hell and back!
 * Shit on it
 * Dicks


 * Animated Atrocities #65: "Is This Cute?" [Planet Sheen] - Link
 * All the drugs
 * All the fucking drugs

Nostalgia Critic

 * Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Link
 * Fuck YOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!


 * AVGN Wizard Rant  - Link
 * You...dirty...stuck-up...sadistic...shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!


 * Baby Geniuses (1999) - Link
 * FUCK YOU ALL!!!!


 * Batman and Robin - Link
 * No Fucking shit!


 * Blues Brothers SNES
 * Sweet buttery Jesus!


 * The Care Bears Movie - Link
 * TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER!


 * Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue - Link
 * Scuzzi?


 * Cool as Ice
 * Five pages of the Kama Sutra


 * Doug's 1st Movie - Link
 * YOU ARE ON METH!
 * DUMBASS


 * Drop Dead Fred - Link
 * Shoot yourself!


 * Eight Crazy Nights - Link
 * Abandoned pregnancy it wishes it had


 * Felix the Cat: The Movie
 * What the fucktopus?


 * FernGully II - Link
 * I want my momma!!!


 * Good Burger - Link
 * Dante's 11th level of Hell


 * Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Link
 * Semen
 * Fuckin' batshit crazy
 * Scare the shit out of me


 * It (1990) - Link
 * Bloody
 * Marilyn Manson's wind-up toys
 * ..What? ..WHAT?!!


 * Jack Frost - Link
 * I think I'm gonna hurl!


 * Jingle All the Way - Link
 * Green Dildo


 * Jungle 2 Jungle  - Link
 * That, is fucking nasty.


 * Junior
 * *vomiting*
 * I'm so bored


 * Leprechaun (feat. The Cinema Snob) - Link
 * Brothel


 * Let's Play: Bart's Nightmare - Link
 * (Growl)
 * (Wailing)


 * Mr. Magoo
 * Delicious, yummy Blood
 * Ehh, it's a pitchfork with your ass's name on it!
 * Strangle an orphan girl


 * The Neverending Story 3 - Link
 * Fresh-from-the-ass anus scum!


 * Nicktoons - Link
 * Great war of the Australian stereotypes (re: Rocko's Modern Life)


 * North - Link
 * Anna Nicole Smith
 * Cinematic prostitution!


 * Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw - Link
 * Fuck this, I'm getting a turtle


 * The Room - Link
 * That's not funny, you sick fuck
 * The future


 * Titanic: The Legend Goes On - Link
 * Hindenburg
 * Now, get in the bag before I stab you repeatedly!


 * The Tommy Wiseau Show - Link
 * Poodles


 * The Wizard - Link
 * HOLY FUCKING SHIT!


 * (unknown) - Link
 * Poop

The Rageaholic

 * Music Mythos: Michael Jackson - Link
 * Juvenile son’s anal virginity
 * FUCKING 9/11!

SEAN LONG

 * Smosh iShut Up App Apple iPhone Application Review - Link
 * Oh my god

supergodzilla12

 * 1) Wassup motherfuckas!
 * 2) Orgy

Todd in the Shadows

 * Blank Space - Link
 * Bullshit!


 * Dear Future Husband - Link
 * ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
 * Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game - Link
 * As soon as you turn that camera off I'm beating the shit out of you!
 * Sexy and I Know it - Link
 * The entire planet detonated in a fiery ball of doom instantly rendering the entirety of the human race permanently extinct!

Voice of Reason

 * Top 6 Friendship is Witchcraft Review Mistakes - Link
 * A dickhead

YouTube Poop News

 * A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings - Link
 * What up, my nigg-re-loids?


 * A Horse is a Source, of Course, of Course - Link
 * Fuck a white (insert)

03bgood

 * Favorites Glitch, WTF?
 * What the fuck?
 * You motherfuckers

Ask Dan & Jennifer

 * Playing with Fire and Ice: Glass Sex Toys - Link
 * Sex toys

AutisticPon5 IGUA VGUA RenSeeksHelp YES StevenUniverseNO

 * MLP Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks Review - Link
 * RedTube and PornHub
 * Damn right
 * In
 * Jerk off
 * Lesbian orgy
 * Racist inbreeder
 * What the hell do you think you're doin'?
 * (masturbation noises)

CackleMyGladdis

 * You Fucking Cunt Part 2 - Link
 * You fucking cunt

D Reezy Reddick

 * Dissing Kermit the Frog - Link
 * Goddamn motherfucking (x2) (heiffer???)-ass son of a goddamn bitch!
 * Jesus take the wheel!
 * I swear to goddamn God!

Drew Gooden

 * Catching Up With The Olsen Twins - Link
 * The Olsen twins

EatDatPussy445

 * Eagles Release Marcus Smith Thank God - Link
 * Well it's about motherfuckin' time!


 * My left leg has went totally numb - Link
 * Good evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.


 * '(unknown video[s])'
 * Oh my fucking god man
 * You're a fat virgin motherfuckin no pussy gettin ass!
 * You faggotass bitch

ELPRESADOR

 * If You're a Cocksucker (taken down along with his whole channel)
 * Cocksucker

EmpLemon

 * YouTube Responds to Logan Paul just NINE DAYS Later (and now I've lost it complely)  - Link
 * Imagine

Eric Douglace

 * Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - Link
 * All you freaks, you metal loving fuckheads

Genesis Wolf

 * Fursuit Dance Videos have crappy music - Link
 * Fursuit

idubbbz

 * Content Cop: Tana Mongeau - Link
 * Ohhhh my fucking GOD.


 * Content Cop: Amateur Food Reviewers - Link
 * What are you, fucking gay?


 * Content Cop: Keemstar - Link
 * Cunt

Jenna Marbles

 * Sluts On Halloween - Link
 * Calm the fuck down!

Jessi Slaughter

 * You dun goofed (part 1) 
 * Well guess what, my daughter is not lying, and I'm not gonna put up with any of you people's crap anymore. If you don't got something nice to say about my daughter, then keep your mouth shut and any more of your comments you put on there, I'm recording them all, and they are being sent to the police department, and guess what, your emails will be caught, and will be found, and whoever said you're gonna beat my daughter up, you will have to deal with the police, cause ya dun goofed!
 * You dun goofed (part 2) - Link
 * YOU BUNCH OF LYING NO GOOD PUNKS, AND I KNOW WHO ITS COMING FROM, BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT. AND I KNOW WHO'S EMAILING AND WHO'S DOING IT. AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE. SO YOU BETTER NOT WRITE ONE MORE THING, OR SCREW WITH MY COMPUTER AGAIN, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. AND IF YOU COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER, GUESS WHAT! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, YOU LYING BUNCH OF PRICKS.

karmastar312

 * FUCK RICK ROLL'D I WANT MY ANIME! - Link
 * Fucking bitch
 * What the fuck?
 * SUCK MAH DICK!

Keemstar

 * Alex is a Stupid Nigger - Link
 * Fucking righteous fucking nigger
 * You fucking nigger
 * Stupid nigger
 * Bitch
 * Keemstar Vs Ranger Joe (Rocket League) - Link
 * (rocking back three times before screaming loudly)

MrBlackDarkness666

 * The Life of a Goth - Link
 * Bitches

lotsaspaghettiman

 * Youtube Poop Sound Pack 1 - Link
 * Ass

MrFlipperInvader782

 * ILoveKimPossibleALot SUCKS! - Link
 * Dickhead
 * Cunt

MyLifeAsEva

 * Literally My Life - Link
 * Literally my life (x2)

Next Airbender Podcast Channel

 * Reading Dr. Chuck Tingle's "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt"
 * My own flying gay ass
 * I love cumming in my own asshole

penguinz0

 * Burger Making Game Commentary
 * Oh fuck

Rachel Tatarchuk

 * What a Pile of Shit - Link
 * Pile of shit

sexsleepandshrooms

 * Inside a Whorehouse - Link
 * Whorehouse

SrPelo

 * Pelo Talks - Don't Touch [English Audio] - Link
 * Yo nigga, wassup nigga?

WrathClub

 * How to Draw With Shadman 2
 * Implants

24thPowerProductions

 * The Camping Episode dub - Link
 * Good shit
 * (Weird nasal laughter)
 * (Insanely loud laughter)
 * Piece of yellow shit
 * Go suck it, faggot!
 * I call this one: “Up your ass, Squidward”


 * Chocolate With Nuts dub - Link
 * So stupid, that it's funny
 * Porno
 * Bang a bitch (x2)
 * We fuck bitches up their ass
 * Good morning, you fuckin' faggot
 * Hey bitch, can I shove my dick inside ya?


 * Dying for Pie dub - Link
 * Sack of seal shit
 * Well, here you go
 * Kill him
 * Wearing a faggot suit
 * Orgy
 * Canadian porn
 * I could have died
 * A horse’s dick, up a vagina’s ass, if vaginas even have asses
 * Bye, Mr. Ass!
 * Yay!


 * Graveyard Shift dub - Link
 * (Crowd screaming and running)
 * Diagnosed my bitch with AIDS
 * Fuck her again
 * (Yell)
 * (Loud scream from Squidward)


 * Greasy Buffoons dub - Link
 * Whoa, chill out, man!
 * Whoa!
 * (Fart)
 * Hey, that cured me from my hangover!
 * Piss (x2)
 * (babbling)
 * WHAT… THE… FUCK?!?
 * This is fucking bullshit!
 * Fuck this
 * You know that shit kills people?
 * (scream)


 * Jellyfish Jam dub - Link
 * Take a shit
 * That thing's gonna fucking kill your ass
 * Morning everybody!


 * Hooky Dub - Link
 * Hey faggot
 * I like bitches, yes I do. You don’t because you’re gay.
 * Mayonnaise


 * Krusty Krab Training Video dub - Link
 * Holy fucking wow
 * Uh... uh...


 * Nasty Patty dub - Link
 * Holy shit! He ate it.
 * Diarrhea
 * Faggot
 * Tits are fake, dumbass
 * Kill
 * Fucking kill his ass


 * Pizza Delivery dub - Link
 * Mobcar.com, bitch!
 * Hurry up, dickhead!
 * Yo, man, what the fuck up?
 * SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
 * A fucking dildo
 * I think it was my grandma’s
 * Squidward sucks ass, Squidward sucks ass, Squidward sucks ass
 * Druggity drug drug drug drug drugs, I like drugs and you like drugs, I am straight and you are not, yay!
 * SUE YOUR FUCKIN' ASS UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD, BITCH!


 * Rock Bottom dub - Link
 * Holy shit!
 * Oh, I'm grandpa, oh I'm old!


 * Sailor Mouth dub - Link
 * I’m gonna go shove my arm up my girlfriend's ass
 * Hey bitch get the fuck back here!
 * Pile of used condoms
 * Oh my god, ew!
 * ’Cause I’m too motherfuckin' lazy!!
 * Your mother's pussy
 * Yeah, bitch, you got a problem with that shit?
 * Hey faggot (x2)
 * Speeeerrrrmmmm
 * I’m gonna shove my 10-foot-wide dick, up your mom’s tight-ass vagina
 * Fuck! Fuck!
 * Shiiiiit!
 * Holy Mongol-fuck!
 * I feel Fuckin' high off this shit!
 * Hey, faggots! How the motherfuck are ya?
 * Wassup, pussy-ass niggas?
 * Penis!
 * Greetings, young and horny customers!
 * You’re all a bunch of fuckbags!
 * (distorted laughing)
 * Squidward sucks ballsack
 * Can I shove my dick in your mom's mouth?
 * Weed sandwich
 * Pimps and motherfucking whores are gone
 * Skeet-head
 * Dude, change your fucking tampon or some shit, you're going fucking crazy.
 * I’m gonna give both of your asses a facial!
 * Oh, shit!
 * And all the other old people in the fuckin' streets!
 * Dude, we're all in motherfucking danger
 * Cause I'm better than you
 * I’m gonna bang a bitch!
 * You fuckin' suck at this damn game!
 * Escalators
 * Fuck this shit (x3)
 * Bang a fuckin' bitch!
 * Fire weed
 * Oh shit, I’m fuckin’ sorry man!
 * What the fuck? (x3)
 * Wheee!
 * (Mr. Krabs whispering) Shiiiit
 * Goin' to Helllllllll
 * Holy fucking shit!
 * Weed company
 * Get the fuck outta my house!
 * Performed bestiality
 * Gaymates
 * That's a fucking lie!
 * The best drug dealer in the fucking whole world
 * Dildos
 * Chickaboo! AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!
 * You fucking big-ass fuck bag!
 * That is e-fucking-nough, you're going to hell!
 * Wazzup, pussy-ass niggas?
 * In your fucking EYYYEEESSS!
 * Prostitutes


 * Snowball Effect dub - Link
 * Gimme that piece of shit
 * Ow


 * Your Shoe's Untied dub - Link
 * Change your tampon, damn!
 * Aw, fuck it all to hell!
 * Cheeseburgers
 * I oughta make you eat my dick for this!
 * (distorted scream (x4) )
 * Patrick, go to hell and die!
 * Going to hell
 * Holy shit, I gotta get the fuck outta here!
 * Seeya dickhead!
 * That's it. I'm out. SCREW this!
 * Skeet-knocker
 * (boing, fart)
 * Get ready
 * Time to fuck
 * Coming
 * Shit
 * Om nom nom nom nom nom
 * I think my heart just stopped
 * Faggot
 * Fucking your mom
 * Right now
 * Could jerk off to this baby right here
 * Here it fucking comes
 * Sorry, asshole!
 * Like my
 * I'm waiting for you to MOVE!
 * Uhhhh
 * Right now
 * Wait! Get the fuck back here!
 * Fuck it all
 * (grunt)
 * (pop)
 * If you (show me how to tie my shoes) I'll give you meth
 * (yell/weird noise) Douchebag
 * Bitch
 * Mongol dick
 * Damn

adam02

 * Why Kevin Moore Left Dream Theater - Link
 * A fucked-up bitch
 * Turds

BarnesForLife
DORA GETS ROBBED! - Link
 * Oh, shit!
 * 1) This shit mine now!
 * 2) Look at that shit.

Brock Baker (McGoiter)
Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock's Dub) - Link Jack Black Says "What the F#@k" 11 Different Ways - Link
 * 1) Stop
 * 2) Get the fuck over here!
 * 3) Yeah.
 * 1) What the fuck? (x9)
 * 2) Fuck the WHAT?!

Chav Pingu
Drug Delivery - Link
 * 1) Drugs
 * 2) What a fucking dickhead
 * 3) Knobhead
 * 4) What the fuck?

Dragon Ball Z Abridged

 * Episode 19 - Link
 * Spread 'em.
 * Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this freaky stuff happen to me?


 * Episode 34
 * Condom


 * The Return of Raditz - Link
 * (maniacal laughter)

Code MENT

 * Purple Eyes
 * You're just f[bleep]ing with me aren't you?
 * That hunk of man meat

CorporalSamama134

 * Lego Mixel - Rockball (Fandub) - Link
 * Bullshit

Dr. Dubs
Shamwow Dub Parody - Scamnow - Link
 * 1) It's fucking retarded
 * 2) Menstrual chunks
 * 3) Jizz
 * 4) Jerk off your dog
 * 5) Blood, shit, piss, vomit
 * 6) Clean up dog semen

Dumbez
Bear in the Big Blue House Dubbed - Link
 * 1) Sex shack
 * 2) Buttcrack
 * 3) Dildos
 * 4) I was just masturbating
 * 5) Why do you think I was masturbating?

Bear and the Big Blue House Dubbed 2 - Link
 * 1) I'm gonna rape ya
 * 2) Up the butt!
 * 3) Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's gay

FauxMccloud
Hey Arnold - Grandpa Has a Stroke
 * 1) Fatass
 * 2) Piece of shit
 * 3) Shit myself
 * 4) Oh you fucking will you big-lipped bitch
 * 5) Fuck
 * 6) Get the fuck outta here!

Greenday12688

 * The Fry Cook Games Dub - Link
 * (Weird grunt)
 * Faggot
 * Dude, he has the biggest shaft in the whole world!
 * Sometimes I do like to rub my dick in potato salad
 * I hate my dick. It's really small and I hate it
 * Sword fights with our dicks
 * (Happy moan)
 * I want cupcakes
 * FUCKIN' SUCK IT!!
 * Steven
 * Boobs
 * Asscheeks
 * Fuck! (x2)
 * You bitchass motherfucker
 * Hey, yo, eat this shit
 * Why don’t you time me while I run around like a faggot?
 * Motherfuckin'
 * Oh yeah, baby!
 * Handjob
 * Rub your sack in my butt-cleavage!
 * PANDAS!
 * (Take out) that big lobster wang and put butter on it
 * Fucking suck it
 * This
 * I want...that....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! (last word is often used as a plain scream due to how gutteral it is)
 * Baby back ribs
 * That's good
 * In your ass
 * FUCK ASS!!!
 * So fucking beautiful!


 * Grandma's Kisses Dub - Link
 * You faggot
 * Fuckin' deal with it! Fuckin'...bitch!
 * Fuck popsicles, you little bitch!
 * In my asshole
 * All those bitches down at the club!
 * YEEAAAAH!
 * Hello, SpongeBob!
 * Titties!
 * SpongeBalls (x2)
 * A really huge dick
 * Oh, yeah...
 * Grandma's asscheeks
 * Saggy titties!
 * DAAH!
 * BAAH!
 * When I poop it makes me feel good
 * Black people
 * You slutbag!
 * I got a boner! (or just "I am a boner!")
 * Do da do ba, do da do ba, do de do de do de de do.
 * My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg
 * Sucked my wiener
 * Butthole
 * WHOOOO!
 * My dick
 * Fucking floppy fish
 * You're a fucking ass-bang, you fucking shithead!
 * Fuck YOU!
 * Fucking asshole
 * Hey, fuck you, asshole!
 * You retard
 * You fuckface
 * (Weird laughing)
 * REEEE! Ehm.
 * I jerk off all day!
 * Keanu Reeves
 * The matrix
 * Right now
 * (SpongeBob runs out crying)
 * Cockass
 * Show me your tits!
 * Speaking of titties
 * Shit my pants
 * Oh, yeah, baby, I'd hit that shit
 * Her (here mispronunced)
 * (SpongeBob & Patrick): Pubic hair
 * This is your kingdom, SpongeBob
 * Show me them titties
 * Alec Baldwin's an asshole
 * Urinate all over my tits!
 * You're a disgusting fuckbag!
 * The president
 * My titty
 * You fuck
 * Suck
 * Oh, fuck
 * What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?
 * Fuckin' hat Patrick
 * Now gimme some assless chapless you fuckface
 * Tits
 * A raunchy old woman
 * A dirty bitch
 * You're a gay fat starfish
 * Look at you!


 * Hey Arrnold! - Link
 * Ballsack
 * Black dick
 * Hump my butt and call me Sally, bitch!
 * Yeah.
 * This fart reeks ass
 * Touch my hole
 * (Humming)
 * (Yelling)


 * Ripped Pants Dub (A Day At The Beach) - Link
 * You faggot
 * How about that, bitch?
 * FUUUCK, I wanna do it right away.
 * BIG TITS!
 * (laughing)
 * Ballsack (x2)
 * Fucking
 * A ballsack
 * Bitch
 * (Gross fart)
 * Eat my butt
 * It’s a wonderful day for a handjob, you bitch!
 * Ah, fuck me.
 * Oh, my god, this is so heavy!
 * Shit on my dick
 * How 'bout a handjob?
 * Fuck you
 * You fuckin' Hamburgular
 * Skank
 * Handjob, bitch!
 * (scream)
 * Yo bitch, represent THIS shit.
 * Alright, fuckface.
 * YOU SUCK!

guitarbitch09
Spongebob's Sex Box II - Link


 * Oh, you son a of bitch!
 * 1) (Farting noise)
 * 2) (Laughing)
 * 3) Well, suck me sideways.

Hellsing Ultimate Abriged

 * Psych, Hitler - Link
 * Ohhh fuck the hell YES.

Hotel Mario dubbed by original voice actor

 * 1) Spaghetti Sauce
 * 2) This is eh, kinda fucked up here
 * 3) What?
 * 4) Fuck
 * 5) You are a gay motherfucker
 * 6) Jesus, was this written by retarded kids?
 * 7) Garlic bread

Jabo0odyDubs

 * Adult Baby Dub - Link
 * Get that shit outta my face
 * Electrified


 * Loudmouth Leo Dub - Link
 * Get fucked
 * Please don't touch me
 * I know of a great titty bar if you wanna make a stop real quick
 * Thinkin' about those titties
 * She'll do anything for five dollars


 * Zorbees Dub - Link
 * Fuck, the kids are making a MESS!
 * Jizz stains
 * My shit doesn't smell like shit, smells fuckin' good
 * (long grunt)
 * Cut that shit out
 * Piece a' SHIT!

John Henry

 * The Ultimate Insult  - Link
 * You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
 * Weed
 * Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth
 * I've seen skeet with more sense than you have
 * Intestinal parasites
 * Satan’s spawn
 * [You are a] green-nostriled, cross-eyed, hairy-livered, inbred trout defiler
 * Ebola
 * Even [sheep] won’t have sex with you
 * You are not ANSI compliant
 * Wombat
 * No normal human would have to mate with you
 * Waste of flesh
 * Sour and senile
 * Toe-sucker
 * 6.12
 * www.lowgenius.net
 * A rock band
 * Phone sex operators hang up on you
 * You wear your sister's training bra
 * Don't bother opening the door
 * [You] should be able to slime [your way] out [underneath]
 * Smarmy
 * Bugger off!
 * Tosser
 * Pisshead
 * Pol Pot [From Clotpole ponce]
 * May your spouse be blessed with many bastards

kasaanTv
SpongeBob in the Hood (various episodes) - Link
 * 1) What the fuck?
 * 2) Lesbian
 * 3) Oh god damn! Those are the biggest nipples I ever seen!

mostoffensivevideo

 * A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
 * (babbling)
 * Yo, yo, yo!


 * Beware the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown! - Link
 * Your ass virginity!
 * Forrest Gimp
 * Gonorrhea
 * You goddamn retard!
 * That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard!
 * Vaginal bla-obla-oblagaytah!
 * I'm stupid
 * My period
 * Paternal Cool Whip
 * You motherfuckin' nigga!
 * These niggas
 * If I was anything but black, I'd be shitting Ovaltine right now!
 * Black
 * Nignoramus
 * I smell like shit
 * Back that ass up
 * Ugh! There's shit in here!
 * Stick my used tampon up your left nostril and kick you in the back of the head until it comes out your mouth
 * So you can have the money to buy yourself a hamburger at Checkers
 * Shootin'
 * Suckin' no dick in the food court
 * Oh shit
 * I swear you was born out your Momma's asshole because her pussy was too busy!
 * Sounds like some old hustler propaganda you heard on the Black Discovery Channel!
 * Took a shit
 * We ain't ever gonna make it


 * It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown! - Link
 * What the fuck you say?
 * Bitch
 * Nigga, what?
 * Fuck you (x3)
 * Yo Mama
 * Abracadabra, fagnut
 * Check this shit out!
 * WHAT?!
 * Aw motherfuckin' shit
 * Muddafucka (x2)
 * Nigga (x2)
 * Niggalicious
 * Golden showers
 * Crack rocks
 * I oughta whoop your ass you motherfuckin' retard
 * Shit
 * A retard
 * Don't oppress me for being retarded, fuckface! Put your penis in my mouth!
 * Oh, shit! It's the phone!
 * Who dat is?
 * Get fucked up
 * Motherfuckers
 * Where all the white bitches at?
 * I can't even get it up just thinkin' about that
 * That shit
 * On Sanford and Son
 * Say there, chuckle-cock. That Sanford and Son gets me all X-rated and shit. Why don't you stick your thumb in my ass, your middle finger in my cunner-linger, and we be bumpin uglies to Redd Fox on TV, mm-hmm?
 * (gargling noises)
 * Sup?


 * It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan, Charlie Brown! - Link
 * Suck my dick, bitch!
 * Ramadan
 * Converting to Islam
 * I just gave you herpes!
 * Camel semen


 * It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown!
 * Bitches (x2)
 * A plethora of hoes for me to practice my dickupuncture skills with
 * What the fuck?!
 * A bevy of hoes to stick my meat thermometer in
 * Motherfuckin' potato
 * Fuckin' jerk off
 * Suck


 * Jackie Robinson was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown!
 * In the immortal words of Willie Dynamite, I'd rather rape a watermelon!
 * When my eyes are open, I see the sky! When my eyes are open, I see the grass!
 * This looks like an amusement park for autistic children!
 * Dick
 * New Orleans
 * The end
 * Now what's so fuckin' funny?
 * What the fuck?!
 * WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
 * Sup?
 * Now what the fuck is that, the theme to the Super Mario Bros.?
 * [Get] the fucking ball!


 * Suck My Big, Black Ass, Charlie Brown!
 * And a big fat dick to stick in your big fat ass!
 * You fucked up motherfucker!
 * Syphyllis, chlamydia, herpes, and Cooley’s anemia!
 * Fuck them white bitches!
 * You Jew-banger!
 * Gorilla juice
 * Skeet
 * (mumbling)


 * Unknown
 * Yo momma’s such a jew, I saw her carryin’ ten shopping bags from Bloomingdale’s the other day. I said “Whatchu doin’” and she said “Exercising”

MrDubWorld
'''Cartoon Thugs Ep. 3'''
 * 1) Faggots
 * 2) Fucker

Naruto Abridged
Episode 2 - Link Episode 18 - Link
 * 1) That doesn't make any sense
 * 2) Softcore porn
 * 3) Flat-chest
 * 4) Because you touch yourself at night
 * 5) Naked
 * 6) EWWWWW!
 * 1) BOOBS!!!

R0FLKN1F3
Spongebob The Porn Shop - Link
 * 1) Anal lube (x3)
 * 2) Porn (x4)
 * 3) Squidward's dick (x3)
 * 4) Porn star (x4)
 * 5) Strap-ons
 * 6) It's fucking awesome!
 * 7) Vibrator (x2)
 * 8) What the fuck just happened?
 * 9) Women

RasterOfMandomness
Ctrl Alt Del Dub - Link
 * 1) How the fuck do you have no idea how much this is, dumbass?
 * 2) People who aren't five year old dumpster babies
 * 3) Now get the fuck outta my face, you smell like Doritos and Mountain Dew
 * 4) YOU'RE FIRED, FUCKFACE-UH!

Vinesauce

 * The Adventures of Mario and Luigi: Episode 1
 * I don't understand!


 * The Adventures of Mario and Luigi: Episode 2
 * Your prostate


 * Mario tells Luigi the truth - link 1 link 2
 * Without a condom
 * LSD
 * You are on mushrooms


 * Supra Mayro Kratt
 * Go fuck yourself!

Yu-Gi-Oh!: the Abridged Series
Dirty Dueling - Link They Saved Tristan's Brain - Link She Blinded Me with Card Games - Link The Plot Thinnens - Link
 * 1) In the
 * 1) Did I just watch a snuff film?
 * 1) Pornography
 * 1) It's RAPING time!

Zumoffj

 * 2 Stupid Dogs Voice Over - Link
 * Dumbass motherfucker

Alex Sorkin
The Nutshack Theme but There's Another Surprise at 0:10 - Link
 * 1) OH MY GOD, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.
 * 2) Fuckin' loser...

The Citizen Brain

 * Good Old P.U. - Link
 * (The baby) fucking dies

CaptainOhYeah
Pride Patties - Link
 * 1) Gonorrhea

CraazyCat13
Robotnik and His Game Boy - Link
 * 1) Shut the fuck up

cs188

 * nice day
 * Ow, my crotch


 * Silly Mayz Wrapz Himzelf in an Abzorbant Twowel
 * What the actual fuck?

gcfan246

 * Youtube Poop Intro Bloopers - Link
 * Diarrhea

GirlaPurpleHeart

 * Drew Pickles' Ass Speaks - Link
 * (layered fart sounds)

jallerbo

 * Spinge Binge: The Sex-Joke Event Horizon - Link
 * A little bitch
 * Holy shit!

KroboProductions

 * Freddy Ruins Sam's Life - Link
 * (Frustrated yell)
 * Penis
 * Penis suckle
 * Suck my cock
 * Niggers


 * Friendship is Not Available in Your Country - Link
 * Oh, okay


 * Steven Jewniverse 3: Threeven Jewniverse - Link
 * That went south real quick
 * That shit is nasty

MoBrosStudios
YouTube Poop Tutorial - Link
 * 1) AIDS

QuibbyJibby
The Lost Poops of QuibbyJibby - Link
 * 1) I'm going to ram my massive (dinosaur) penis so far into your tiny little rectum
 * 2) Excrement
 * 3) Hell yeah motherfucker
 * 4) My fucking back
 * 5) (Blood splatter sounds)

TheScatsbury

 * Jurassic Dick Blood Park - Link
 * Bitches

SliceMeLikeThis
Freddie Bangs iCarly - Link SpongeBob, Gay Krabs, and Johnny Depp - Link Sarah Palin - Link
 * 1) Dick (x8)
 * 1) Cock
 * 1) Fuck my ass

warmandcrispy

 * Jack Black Defines Orgasm - Link
 * Orgasm

Working Man Games

 * The Warners kill their long lost brother - Link
 * Oh my god, I am so fucking stoned!
 * Gay people can suck my nutsack

WTLNetwork
WTL Swear Pack - Link
 * 1) Arse
 * 2) Blowjob
 * 3) Bollocks
 * 4) Came
 * 5) Cum
 * 6) Cunt
 * 7) Dick
 * 8) Drugs
 * 9) Fuck (x2)
 * 10) Fucking (x2)
 * 11) Fucked
 * 12) Fuck you (x2)
 * 13) Full
 * 14) Gay
 * 15) Hard
 * 16) Johnny
 * 17) Masturbate
 * 18) Masturbation
 * 19) OOOOH SH(BLEEP)
 * 20) Penis
 * 21) Rape
 * 22) (Scream)
 * 23) Semen
 * 24) Shit
 * 25) Take her from behind
 * 26) Twat
 * 27) Vagina
 * 28) Wanking
 * 29) Whore

Mariotehplumber

 * One last time I am telling you - Link
 * Who the fuck are you? I could just say oh oh, you’re just fucking a faggot on YouTube, trying to act like you’re so smart even though you’re a fucking dumbass and you fail your classes and get Fs all day, and get yelled by your parents because your report card sucks, and get grounded to your room for life where you just fucking watch fucking YouTube fucking videos, every single fucking day in your life in your room, trying to speculate on other people even though you’re a fucking faggot that gets dick up your ass from your own father, wearing some Sonic sneakers: “Oh, can you wear the Sonic sneakers today, daddy? Ah yeah, that’s right son, I will!” Fucking fags!

Miscellaneous YouTube Videos

 * AOL Commercial Parody - Link
 * Dickhead
 * A veneral disease
 * Double-headed anal probe


 * Chinese Man Calls Black Woman a Bitch - Link
 * Fuck you too, bitch!
 * Kiss my ass, bitch motherfucker!


 * Dora dies - Link
 * (Scream)


 * Eddy Wally "Wow!" Meme
 * Wow!


 * I Like Lots and Lots of Poop (original artist unknown, song reuploaded by Selsiuss2) - Link
 * Poo tastes good
 * Cheese
 * Smell like pee pee pants
 * In your pants
 * Pee


 * IED, Iraq's Largest IED - Link
 * Holy fucking shit!


 * The Many Deaths of Barney (original taken down, link is to a reuploaded excerpt) - Link
 * Die, you commie fucker!


 * Mario Sex Education - Link
 * Hello Mario
 * AIDS (x2)
 * Sexual intercourse (x2)
 * Penis and testicles
 * Sperm
 * Teen pregnancy
 * A condom (x2)
 * STD's (x2)
 * Pregnancy
 * Genitalia
 * Penis
 * Pubic hair
 * Yes


 * Norm Gets Mad At All The Haters On YouTube, Biggest Freakout Ever - Link
 * Fuck you
 * Fat ass
 * Gay
 * Dumb ass
 * Fuck


 * OceanTapezVol1 - Link
 * Fucking
 * Motherfucks
 * Fuckfaces
 * Ain't gonna do shit!


 * Please Give Me Coke - Link
 * Cock


 * Microsoft Sam Reads Stupid and Dumb Errors REBIRTH (S1 E2) - Link
 * (Disgusting defecation sounds)


 * MULTIPLE KIDS MAGDUMP INNOCENT PLAYER - Link
 * You fucking fat retard!


 * Sexual Harrasment in the Workplace - Link
 * You've got a fat cock
 * I've got a fat cock
 * We should rub our fat cocks together
 * Two fat cocks
 * Sexual harassment
 * I could go for a power fuck right about now
 * Smells like vagina in here
 * Smells like fresh vagina in here
 * My vagina


 * Shadow Reacts to Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice
 * Are you fucking kidding me?


 * SMILEY SUICIDES - Link
 * (Diarrhea sounds)
 * (Woodchipper slicing, screaming)


 * Some Guy Who Yells at Some Cats - Link
 * Get the fuck down!
 * Fucking jump!
 * Get the fuck down from there!
 * Do it you bitch do it!
 * Yah! (x3)
 * You fucking pussy!
 * What the fuck are you looking at?!
 * Don't fucking run away from me!
 * I'll end you!
 * Where'd you fucking go?
 * You son of a bitch!
 * Fuck!
 * Don't fucking go in my closet!
 * Get the fuck outside!
 * YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
 * I'm going to rape you!
 * Fuck you!
 * RUN, FUCKING RUN!
 * Don't fucking stare at me!
 * You fucking bitch!


 * Tootsie Pop Dysfunction
 * 3 fucking minutes


 * Toy Story 3 Exclusive Trailer Link
 * I’ll suck your cock for $1000


 * A Town Called Dildo - Link
 * Dildo
 * An artificial penis
 * Dildo's


 * UFO Porno
 * Porrnoooo


 * WGBH 1990s Sign-Off Parody - Link
 * Stimulate your sexual organs


 * The Wrath of Rog - Link
 * Off the face of this continent, you little shit
 * Think again, fucker

Sound Effect

 * Cartoon Scream (Mel Blanc stock recording) Link
 * AAAAAAHHH!!!


 * CEEDAY Man Screaming Sound Effect - Link
 * (anguished screaming)


 * Cougar Roaring Sound Effect
 * (roaring)


 * Creepy heartbeat sound effect
 * (Heartbeat throb)


 * Evil Laugh Sound Effect - Link
 * (Evil Laughing)


 * Farting Sound Effect - Link
 * (short fart)
 * (long fart)


 * Hollywoodedge, Screams 1 Man PainedS PE134201 - Link
 * (man screaming)


 * Howie Scream - Link
 * (scream)


 * Insane Tantrum Scream
 * EEEH! EEEEH!


 * Punch Sound Effect - Link
 * (Punch Landing in x16)


 * Sound Ideas, COMEDY, ACCENT - MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN, MUSIC, PERCUSSION - Link
 * (jingle)


 * Wilhelm Scream - Link
 * (scream)


 * Windows 8 volume sound
 * (high pitch ding)


 * Windows 10 information sound
 * (blong)


 * Windows 95 ding
 * (ding)


 * Windows 95 tada.wav
 * (fanfare)


 * Windows XP critical stop sound
 * (error sound)


 * Windows XP ding sound
 * (donk)


 * Windows XP hardware insert sound
 * (do-dee)


 * Windows XP tada.wav
 * (fanfare)


 * Windows XP exclamation sound
 * (warning sound)


 * Source sound library
 * 1) (punch and grunt noise)

Aliens: Colonial Marines

 * 1) You sack of shit

Altered Beast

 * 1) Welcome to your doom - Link

Atomic Bomberman

 * Unused swearing voice clips - Link
 * My ass
 * My ass is killing me
 * Awww shit!
 * Yo ass is grass!
 * Talk to the fist, 'cause the face is pissed!
 * Shit!
 * Oh my ass!
 * Ooohh, my ass!
 * Oh, my ASS!
 * Aw shit, not again!
 * You're fucked!
 * That's right there, tits!
 * C'mon, bitch!
 * C'mon, beeyutch!
 * Fuck me
 * Fuck
 * I'll break your fucking head with a ratchet!
 * I'll bust your ass
 * Shiiiiit!
 * Sheeeeut!
 * I'm gonn' bust your ass
 * C'mon biatch
 * Shit-heel
 * Would you guys cut out this (macho) shit and hurry up?
 * Sheeeeeyit
 * My ass is killing me, I need help!
 * Eat my dust and lick my crack
 * Shit
 * Yo ass
 * Timer for a fucking dirt nap, you shit-fuck!
 * Shiiee-yiiiut!
 * Your ass is grass
 * I am so fucking proud of you, I could just shit!

The Bard's Tale

 * Charlie Mopps' Beer Song
 * Beer!

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

 * 1) HELL FUCKING YES! - Link

Beavis and Butt-Head: Virtual Stupidity

 * 1) I'm horny! (from bunghole)

Bioshock 2

 * Splicer voicelips - Link
 * Fucking sodomites

Blue Dragon
Eternity - Link
 * 1) Eternity

Brutal Legend

 * 1) Ya stupid, mother, fucking, piece of shit! - Link
 * Metalocalypse Promo - Link
 * No fucking way, dude.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

 * Post-Credits Scene
 * What the fuck?

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

 * Tactical Nuke alert
 * TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!!!!
 * (warning alarm blaring)
 * (explosion)

Conker: Live and Reloaded

 * The Great Mighty Poo - Link
 * Throw my shit at you

Conker's Bad Fur Day

 * The Great Mighty Poo - Link
 * Throw my shit at you
 * Scat
 * Ram it up my butt
 * Sweet corn


 * Surgeon Tediz dialogue scene - Link
 * What the f*bleep*?

Croc: Legend of the Gobbos

 * 1) (booing)

Danganronpa 3

 * 1) Let me put on some makeup, at least I’d like to look pretty before you decide to fuck me!

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

 * 1) Good fucking job

Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3

 * 1) (Goku's enraged scream while performing his Hyper Mode) - Link

Dynasty Warriors 3

 * 1) You flaming idiots! - Link

Fallout 3

 * Lug Nut Mission - Link
 * Naughty Nightwear

Grand Theft Auto III

 * Pager
 * 1) (pager beeping)

Grand Theft Auto IV

 * 1) Hey fuckface
 * 2) Fucking pussy
 * 3) You dumb fucker
 * 4) You're gonna fucking die
 * 5) You fuckeeeeer!
 * Niko Bellic Voice - Link
 * Asshole!
 * Fuck you!
 * Go fuck yourself

Grand Theft Auto V

 * 1) Awwwww, shit.
 * 2) Mother
 * Sup, bro?
 * 1) Okay then, old man
 * 2) Alright then
 * 3) Fuck you, mothafucka!
 * 4) This don't make no fucking sense


 * NOOSE Quotes
 * Killing makes my dick hard!


 * Impotent Rage Quotes
 * Turd
 * You completely fucking suck!


 * Police Quotes
 * Shit
 * Fuck
 * Go to hell
 * Dick
 * Asshole
 * What the fuck's wrong with you?
 * Dickhead
 * Bitch
 * Jerk
 * Lame ass
 * You dick


 * Redneck Quotes
 * AAAAARRRGH, MOTHERFUCKER!


 * Reuniting the Family
 * How about, you suck my cock? HUH?!?!


 * Trendsetter quotes
 * Fuck you!
 * Bitch!
 * Suck my dick!

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

 * In the Beginning…
 * Drug money
 * Ah shit, here we go again.


 * Running Dog - Link
 * Asshole


 * Pedestrian Quotes
 * Ya idiot shithead!
 * Pile of shit

Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony

 * 1) You gotta be fucking kidding me

Half-Life 2

 * 1) (crunch and grunt noise)
 * 2) GET. THE HELL. OUTTA HERE! - Link
 * 3) (screaming)

Heroes of Newerth

 * Jeraziah
 * 1) Cum (Your time has come!)

Hotel Mario - Link

 * 1) (evil laughter)
 * 2) Look!
 * 3) No...
 * 4) You gotta help us!
 * Eh, Luigi? (gay Luigi)
 * 1) Get the hint?

Huniecam Studio

 * Lillan dialogue - Link
 * Fuck my life

I.M. Meen

 * 1) In 100 years!

Kid Pix Deluxe

 * 1) Wooow!
 * Oh, no!
 * 1) Ohhhh, noooooo!
 * 2) Now wait a minute
 * 3) My bad
 * 4) Uh-oh
 * 5) I made a boo boo, yeah
 * 6) Whoops
 * 7) Undo undo!

Kingdom of Paradise

 * 1) WHAT? You bitch!

Link: The Faces of Evil - Link

 * 1) Or else you will die!
 * 2) IT BURNS!
 * 3) Prison
 * 4) Penetrates
 * 5) Go and kill!
 * 6) Fire
 * 7) You must die!
 * 8) My boy
 * 9) Hmmm
 * 10) Bombs
 * 11) You want it?
 * 12) MMMMMMM
 * 13) Boobies (from rubies)
 * 14) Squadalaa
 * 15) Come (Cum)
 * For
 * 1) Here

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 * 1) Listen!

Mario Kart 64

 * 1) (Screaming)
 * 2) Select your

Mario Teaches Typing

 * 1) Wheee!
 * Hey, Imma thirsty!
 * 1) Drinky

Messiah

 * Ending - Link
 * (grunt of pain)

Mortal Kombat

 * Scorpion's Spear attack
 * Get over here!

Mortal Kombat 2

 * 1) Finish him

Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks
Scorpion's Spear attack (when striking opponent three times consecutively)
 * Get over here, bitch!
 * Get the fuck over here!

Mortal Kombat (2011)

 * Scorpion's Spear attack (clip originates from Mortal Kombat 4)
 * Get over here!

Portal

 * 1) HELLOOOOO, that's you, that's how dumb you sound! When did your life go so wrong?

Pac Man

 * Waka waka waka…
 * (Pac-Man dying)

Pumkin Online English Course

 * Hungry Pumkin
 * I'm very hungry

The Room

 * 1) You're not my fucking mother!

Saints Row

 * 1) You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we're both full of surprises. - Link

Sega Rally 2

 * Game Over screen - Link
 * Game over, yeaaaah!

Shadows of the Damned

 * Enlarge Your Johnson - Link
 * Boner

The Simpsons: Hit and Run

 * Weapons of Mass Deliquency -Link
 * Oh, hell yeah! Heh.


 * Homer's Tuba Cues
 * Cue #69
 * (tuba playing)


 * Unused Homer Reward Cue #1
 * (trumpet blaring)


 * Ralph Races
 * Six, twelve, one, go!


 * Pedestrian Dialogue
 * Hey, getta your face out of my face!

The Simpsons: Road Rage

 * Introductory cutscene
 * Please kill me…

Sinistar

 * Run, coward!

Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)

 * 1) (death sound)
 * 2) (drowning theme)

Sonic CD

 * 1) I’m outta here! Link

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 - Link

 * 1) Yes
 * 2) It's done
 * 3) It's no use!

Sonic Adventure

 * 1) Get a load of this
 * 2) AH-HA!
 * 3) NO WAY, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!

Sonic Unleashed - Link

 * 1) (Werehog Sonic's fall scream)

South Park: The Stick of Truth

 * Dragonshout Tutorial
 * You must never... ever... fart on anyone's balls

Star Fox 64

 * 1) You're the only hope for our (insert)

Street Fighter

 * 1) You lose!

Street Fighter II - Link

 * 1) You lose

Street Fighter III: Third Strike
Urien soundclips
 * 1) Crush
 * 2) Kill
 * 3) Destroy

Sunset Overdrive

 * 1) Fuck up


 * E3 trailer
 * Dicks

Super Mario Bros. 3

 * 1) (running sound effect)

Super Mario 64

 * 1) (Mario screaming while burning or freezing his ass)
 * 2) (Thwomp grunting)
 * 3) (Bowser laughing)
 * Ahh, spaghetti... Ahh, ravioli...

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

 * Sonic Taunts
 * 1) You’re too slow!
 * 2) C’mon, step it up!

Team Fortress 2

 * Meet the Spy - Link
 * Pornography
 * Your mother


 * Meet the Medic
 * I have no idea


 * Painis Cupcake - Link
 * I am Painis Cupcake! I will eat you!


 * Administator quOtes
 * You failed. BOOOOO!!


 * Engineer quotes
 * Nope - Link


 * Demoman Taunts - Link
 * Ka-BOOM!


 * Heavy quotes - Link
 * You are DEAD. Not big surprise!
 * RUUUN! RUUUN!
 * Sandvich and I are coming for you!
 * Man in pink wig
 * You cannot hide, coward!
 * Nom nom nom, om nom
 * Who
 * I am very happy!
 * That was delicous

Total Distortion

 * Game over screen (You Are Dead) - Link
 * You are dead! Dead, dead!
 * Bye bye

Unreal Tournament

 * 1) (Echoing): Holy shit. Link
 * 2) Headshot
 * 3) Double-kill!
 * 4) Killing spree!

The Wacky World of Minature Golf

 * King Putt’s Tomb
 * Ow

Wild Woody

 * 1) (Scream)

Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z

 * E3 trailer
 * Balls
 * Loada shit

Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon - Link

 * 1) YOU MUST DIE! - Link
 * 2) (This is illegal you) [k]no[w]
 * 3) Penetrate
 * 4) Yes (x3)
 * 5) Dinner
 * 6) Ship (used as shit)
 * 7) Pleeeaseeee
 * 8) You are my prisoner!
 * 9) Silence!
 * 10) YOU'VE KILLED ME!
 * 11) GOOD.
 * 12) I know
 * 13) Slaves
 * Die
 * 1) (Laughter)

7 Up

 * Make 7 Up Yours - Link
 * (Make 7) Up yours

Athenos Feta Cheese

 * Yiayia on Pool Parties - Link
 * The pornography

Ayds

 * Ayds Diet Candy - Link
 * AIDS

Big Bill Hell's Cars

 * Big Bill Hell's Cars (Fake commercial)- Link
 * Fuck you
 * You can kiss my ass!
 * You're such a stupid motherfucker
 * Bullshit
 * Shove it up your ugly ass
 * You're fucked six way to Sunday
 * Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
 * Fuck off
 * Hurry up, asshole!
 * Or you're a dead motherfucker!
 * Go to hell!
 * Sons a bitches

Burger King

 * SpongeBob Got Back - Link
 * Baby

Call of Duty

 * Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II Banned Commercial - Link
 * Penetration

Canada's Concerned Children's Advertisers

 * Don't you put it in your mouth - Link
 * Don't you put it in your mouth!

Cards Against Humanity

 * Bigger Blacker Box Promo
 * Bigger, blacker (b)ox

Chrysler

 * Dr. Z Radio ad
 * It's a German thing. You wouldn't understand.

Cold Fear

 * Commercial by Mega64 - Link
 * BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Converse Shoes

 * Converse Shoes: Lupo's Nightmare - Link
 * I GONNA DIIIEEEE-EY-IIIE!

Dairy Queen

 * Dairy Queen Grill Burger Ballad - Link
 * Shove it in your mouth!

End the Word

 * Spread the Word to End the Word "Not Acceptable" PSA  - Link
 * It's not acceptable to call me a nigger.

"Evangelion" AIDS PSA (canned commercial)

 * "Evangelion" AIDS PSA - Link
 * 1) Condom

Five Gum

 * How it feels to chew five gum - Link
 * Stimulate

Phil Swift

 * Flex Tape - Link
 * Doggy
 * Damage

Freddy Freaker

 * Freddy Freaker Commercial - Link
 * Call Now!
 * 1-900-490

French Toast Crunch

 * 2006 commercial
 * French toast
 * Crunch

Halloween Express

 * Sexy Halloween Costumes - Link
 * Big Bad Wolf
 * Sexy Red Ridding Hood Costume

K-Fee

 * Car - Link
 * (screaming)

Kaboom

 * 1:32 Minute Infomercial - Link
 * Toilet
 * Billy Mays Blooper Reel- Link
 * You shittin' me?

Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)

 * $5 Fill-Up
 * Chicken tenders

Love's

 * Baby Soft
 * Sexy

Mozilla

 * Mozilla Firefox "Whee"  - Link
 * Wheeeeeeee! (giggle) Wheeeee!

Old Spice

 * Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "This One Does, Dummy" - Link
 * WHAT?
 * Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "Powerful as Me" - Link
 * EXPLOOOOOOSIOOOOON!

Orange Glo

 * Orange Glo Hardwood Floor Care System Infomercial - Link
 * A rundown, 80-year-old bungalow

Partnership for a Drug-Free America

 * Cleaner Girl (a.k.a. The Meth Song) - Link
 * Meth


 * Heads - Link
 * Meth


 * Like Father, Like Son - Link
 * Learned it by watching
 * Drugs


 * Puppet Boy - Link
 * Pulling


 * Snake - Link
 * Weed, coke, crack
 * You?


 * Vegetable (feat. Sasha Mitchell) - Link
 * He died

Pepto Bismol

 * Line Up - Link
 * Diarrhea

Quiznos

 * Spongmonkeys - Link
 * Sub

Rattle me Bones

 * Rattle me bones!

Slap Chop

 * Vince Offer with Slap Chop  - Link
 * You're gonna love my nuts.

Stanley Steemer

 * 1) Steamer

Staples

 * Staples "That's a Low Price" - Link
 * Wow!
 * That's

State Farm

 * State of Unrest (Jake from State Farm) - Link
 * Who are you talking to at 3 in the morning? WHO IS THIS?

Tootsie Pop

 * Original 1970 Commercial - Link
 * The world may never know

Trojan

 * Magnum Condoms (fake commercial by BK90292) - Link
 * Condoms

Unidentified Pharmaceutical Advertisement

 * 1) Drugs

Viagra

 * Hot Spot - Link
 * Viagra

Volvic

 * Volvic Mineral Water "George the Volcano" ad  - Link
 * Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan!
 * Come (used as "cum") (x2)

Wacky Packages

 * Baby Bottle Poop - Link
 * I'M OUTRAGED!

WBCN Radio

 * Billy West WBCN Buster Belcher for Boston Gas Early 80s - Link
 * (Burping)

Wunder Boner

 * Wunder Boner - Link
 * Boner

Winnebago

 * Winnebago Man - Link
 * What the fuck is this thing?
 * Fuck's sake
 * Shit! (x3)
 * Gotta do it again right now!
 * Oh, fuck!
 * Fuck! (x4)
 * Don't slam the fuckin' door.
 * Bullshit!
 * Goddamn jackass!
 * Goddamn son of a bitch!
 * Motherfucker

Yandy

 * Sexy Wolf Costume - Link
 * Extra furry wolf

America Online (AOL)

 * Closing sound
 * Good-bye

Bonzikill Virus
- Link
 * 1) Fucked up on acid

dictionary.com

 * Sperm
 * Bong

Happy Wanksgiving

 * 1) Hard dick

Bill Jensen

 * Bill Jensen: Christianity Hotline IG Live Stream: 10/31/19 - Link
 * Yo' what's up?
 * Aw shit!
 * Bill Jensen: Christianity Hotline IG Live Stream: 3/23/22 - Link
 * Screw you

JibJab

 * Pumpkin Massacre
 * NO! MAKE IT STOP!

Lindsey Lohan Voicemail Prank - Link

 * 1) I love gay porn! I'm watching gay porn right now! I hate my job because I love gay porn!

Microsoft Sam Voice TTS

 * Jacking off to gay porn

Newgrounds

 * $oopah Nin10Doh!
 * I don't fucking know


 * Brawl Taunts
 * Pussy


 * CanaryPrimary: Cofi N Chicken -
 * (Cute laughters)
 * I get pussy
 * You jealouuus?
 * Even I'm jealous of the pussy he's slaying


 * Dou; Noob Training -
 * Your lazy ass
 * My pussy
 * Balls

Pearl-Likes-Pi (McKenzie Atwood's Tumblr)
Rose's Scabbard dub - Link
 * 1) Totally fucking everyone up

Lou Reads the Internet
mytinydick.net - Link
 * 1) Hey guys. I have a very small penis.

WTF with Marc Maron
Tom Kenny Tells Marc Maron the Origin of SpongeBob's Voice -
 * 1) This is the only time of the year...you kniw if it wasn't for the Christmas shit. I WOULDN'T. FUCKING WORK. This is the only time of the year I fucking work, it pisses me off! It's like, you know, I'm glad to have it, knock on wood, but motherfucker....

SleepyCast

 * The Day We All Lost Our Virginity at the Same Time
 * 1) Are you ready for

Pornhub

 * Pool Farts Compilation - Link: ph5a9c4563d514d
 * (*Bubbly Farts*)
 * Sexy Hot Furry Sex - Link: ph5affcca544769
 * (*Kinky Growling*)
 * SpongeKnob SquareNuts
 * SpongeKnob SquareNuts!

Rathergood

 * We Like The Moon - Link
 * 1) We like the Moon!

Ultimate TYP Soundboard - Link

 * 1) Do you remember when I auditioned for 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Vine

 * Bitch WTF!? - Link
 * Fuck


 * cedrick66
 * Mega faggot! - Link


 * Deez nuts- Link
 * Deez nuts


 * Drop It Like It's Hot - Link
 * Mmm- FUCK!


 * GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT - Link
 * GET THE FUCK OUT


 * I’m going to jail!
 * I’m going to jail!


 * I do not associate with niggers 
 * I do not associate with niggers


 * Kid Says Pussy - Link
 * Pussy


 * Mom Do You Swallow - Link
 * Swallow


 * MY DICK FELL OFF!!! - Link
 * MY DICK FELL OFF!!!


 * What's the Number - Link
 * Really, nigga?

Xander Mobus

 * Smash Bros Announcer Sings the Pokemon Theme - Link
 * This is going to suck!

YFRWK sounds - Link

 * 1) Fried chicken
 * KFC
 * 1) East LA
 * Nig
 * 1) Grape soda
 * 2) Black
 * KFC
 * 1) Grape soda
 * 2) Dodge Charger
 * 3) Beats by Dre

A55Films

 * The Power of Viagra - Link
 * 1) The power... of Viagra

David Lynch

 * Dumb - Link
 * My teeth are bleeding! My teeth are bleeding!


 * (Unknown)
 * Fuck
 * Fuckin' shit

Danny Antonucci

 * Lupo the Butcher - Link
 * God damn, I gonna die!

Dušan Vukotić

 * Krava na Mjesecu - Link
 * (Chuckling smugly)
 * (Laughter)
 * (Shrill screaming)

Jack Wagner

 * Usage of Fuck - Link
 * I guess I'm really fucked now!
 * I got fucked at the used car lot
 * I don't like what the fuck is going on here
 * Aw, fuck it!
 * Why don't you go outside and play "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself"?
 * Abso-fuckin'-lutely!
 * In-fuckin’-credible
 * I don't understand this fucking question
 * John fucked Shirley
 * Shirley Fucks
 * Shirley is fucking beautiful
 * I don't give a fuck
 * He's a fuckoff
 * Fuck the fucking fuckers
 * John's doing all the fucking work
 * Don't fuck with me, buddy!
 * Who the fuck was that?
 * Fuck you!
 * Shirley talks too fucking much

Mike Judge

 * Huh? - Link
 * Children
 * Poisoning
 * (Loud burp)
 * Burger King
 * Beat the crap out of ‘em!
 * You oughtta be locked up!
 * You probably smoke, too!
 * I don't care if you kill yourself
 * Just don’t do it [to your children!]
 * Huh?

Mark Gravas

 * Ego From Mars
 * (Angry muttering)

J.G. Quintel

 * 2 in the AM PM - Link
 * Acid
 * Fuck off!
 * Right fuckin' now!
 * What the fuck is wrong with you?
 * Fuck
 * What?

Ralph Bakshi

 * Fractured Fable - Mini-Squirts - Link
 * That DOES it!

Stephen Hillenburg

 * The Green Beret - Link
 * (Angry panting)
 * Blah blah blah
 * (gunfire)

The Three Stooges

 * Some More of Samoa
 * Hello


 * (Unknown)
 * 1) La la leee

Vincent Collins

 * Life is Flashing Before Your Eyes
 * The key to paradise

Zagreb-film

 * Mrav Dobra Srca - Link
 * (High pitched laughter)

9/11 First Impact - Link

 * 1) It was 8:46 in the morning
 * 2) Holy shit!

Bill Clinton

 * 1) I did not have sexual relations with that woman - Link

Fred Phelps - Link

 * 1) Rape you up the butt! (x2)
 * 2) Masturbating!
 * 3) SHUT THE HELL UP!
 * 4) YOU! EVIL! WITCH!
 * 5) You lying piece of shit
 * 6) Rectal blood
 * 7) Go have another helpin' of feces!
 * 8) Good evening, godless sodomites
 * 9) Goofy looking jackass
 * 10) Great god rectum
 * 11) Tellin' the truth about fags
 * 12) Is doomed and cursed by God
 * 13) Jackass
 * 14) Fag government
 * 15) Fags and dykes
 * 16) Feces-eating
 * 17) Filthy bitches
 * 18) Folsom street fair
 * 19) About 1,153 pieces
 * 20) Bend over
 * 21) Don't gimme that horse crap!
 * 22) It's too late!
 * 23) Likes to masturbate horses
 * 24) The Church of the Holy Pedophiles
 * 25) Urinating on each other to get their jollies
 * 26) Sodomite feces
 * 27) Sodomite semen
 * 28) Sodomite whorehouse
 * 29) Split head-wide open
 * 30) Masquerading as a church
 * 31) Folsom street fair
 * 32) Nonsense!
 * 33) Oh yes, oh yes
 * 34) President of The United States
 * 35) Horse crap
 * 36) Pedophile
 * 37) Perverts
 * 38) The great god, Peanut!
 * 39) Telling the truth about the Pope!
 * 40) The biggest pedophile organization in the history of the world!
 * Fat, flaming, FAGGOT!

Pastor Robert Morris

 * The Supporting Cast - Link
 * Put that in your pipe and smoke it0

Seattle Mariners Baseball Pitcher Meltdown Blowup - Link

 * 1) Motherfucking
 * 2) You motherfuckers!
 * 3) You cocksucking motherfuckers!

Sony PlayStation 3 E3 Reveal

 * 1) 599 US dollars

Wii Fit E3 2007 reveal - Link

 * 1) My body is ready

Uncategorized

 * Al Jourgensen 1995 Interview
 * Fucked up


 * Hitmen for Hire - Link
 * FOUR FREAKING MONTHS!
 * I'm gonna pull out a goddamn shitgun, and blow your damn head off! Do you understand? YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP?


 * Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Intrusion (WTTW hijacking) - Link
 * He’s a frickin’ nerd
 * (giggling)
 * Frickin’ liberal
 * Oh, Jesus
 * YEEEAAAH! (Chuckles)
 * A giant masterpiece
 * (humming the Clutch Cargo theme song)
 * The other one
 * Bend over, bitch!

Dic

 * Kid in Bed (1990 variant)
 * Dic (dick)

Klasky Csupo
"Splaat" (1998) - Link "Rooster" (2003) - link
 * 1) (splattering)
 * 2) Ass [Klasky Csupo!]
 * 3) Skeet [Klasky Csupo!]
 * 1) WAAAAKE UUUUP!!!
 * 2) (rooster crowing)

Metro Goldwyn Mayer Pictures

 * Leo the Lion
 * (roaring)

Nintendo

 * GameCube startup
 * (music playing)

PBS

 * 1989 logo - Link
 * This is

THQ

 * Early 2000s logo
 * T-H

Whitest Kids Business Company International Conglomerate LLC
- Link
 * 1) Holy shit!

YTV
1993 logo - Link
 * 1) No problem!

Zombastic Productions - Link

 * 1) (Scream)

BBC Earth

 * Bison Fight for Mating Rights - Link
 * Bison

DVD promos

 * SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2 DVD - Link
 * Now on DVD-ee!
 * Are you read-ee? Are you read-ee?!?

Filmreel bumpers (1999-2006)
Feature Presentation (Brian Cummings version A) Link
 * 1) And now, our feature presentation!


 * Coming Soon on Video and DVD - Link
 * Coming soon to own

Interview with Doug Lawrence

 * 1) My name is Plankton, come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day, you come down and we’ll stuff your face full of shit. Mwahahahaha, I’m just kidding. Don’t come to the Chum Bucket, it’s horrible. HORRIBLE!
 * 2) (Toilet flushing)

Nicktoons Network

 * Worldwide Day of Play Sign-Off
 * Get your friends


 * Nicktoons Blob ID
 * (Slip and crash)

MAGI

 * MAGI/SynthaVision Sampler (1974)
 * Hi! Guess where I came from!

Ringtones

 * Grandma Calling Ringtone
 * 1) It's your grandma!

Rob Paulsen’s Talkin’ Toons

 * Carl and Mr. Krabs recreate a scene from The Office
 * You want an M&M?
 * (Paul laughs)
 * No, no thanks, I’m stuffed!
 * No, seriously! You should have an M&M! They’re really good!
 * Oh okay.
 * Good, huh?
 * So freaking good.
 * (Clancy laughs)
 * (Paul laughs again)

Staples
Easy Button
 * That was easy

The Signature Show

 * Adam and Eve at Home
 * G-Gasm Delight

Titmouse

 * Bananapanda - Link
 * Holy shit!

Toonami

 * Splinter Cell: Blacklist Review
 * Dick


 * TOM 3 Intro 2
 * I love this job

Mark Mothersbaugh

 * Vitamin P (rough Pee-Wee's Playhouse theme demo)
 * What's it gonna be today?

WWWPPPSSS

 * RE: Annoying Orange Through Time
 * (Weird laughter)

Yahoo Messenger
Audible - Insult "Funny"
 * 1) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! You're funny!