EditsForWinners/SoundClipsSB129

SB-129 (Edited)

by EditsForWinners (finished June 10, 2018; released June 11, 2018)

NEW SOUND SOURCES:

(NOTICE: Not all of these sources, especially some of the music tracks and sound effects, are available on YouTube and may need some digging to find online.)

Title card music: "Astronic Computer"- Jean-Jacques Perrey / "Sounds of Science 5"- Josef Otto Mundigl

"SB": Jack-Jack Attack (arranged from "BS")

"New Orleans": Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown!- MostOffensiveVideo

"I encourage all of you to": The Skeletal Conspiracy- ABZ Cartoons

"Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer!": Futurama- "A Tale of Two Santas"

"City": Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?- "Vacuum Friend"

"WAAAAKE UUUUP!!!": Klasky-Csupo 2003 Rooster logo

Squidward choking on his clarinet: Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown!- Jim Reardon

"Hey, hey, hey!": Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids- "Busted"

"Are you ready for": SleepyCast Lost Episode- "The Day We All Lost Our Virginity at the Same Time"

"Sweaty": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Graveyard Shift"

Squidward's muffled screaming: The Simpsons- "Bart on the Road"

"Great! Just take a couple of seconds!": MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "Hair Plugs"

Squeaks as Squidward removes clarinet from his throat: Home Movies- "Hiatus"

"Probably a fag": Tourettes Guy- "Tourettes Guy Gets the Hiccups"

"Bend over" at 1:08: Max Headroom WTTW Hijacking Incident (high quality audio)

"Bend over" at 1:11: YouTube Has Been on a Downward Spiral- EmpLemon

"Sodomy" at 1:13: Family Guy- "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"

"Don't be stupid!": Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME

"Horny": Frog in a Suit- "Tricky Business"

"What teh heck?": RE: Mash*tima Partnership- OneyNG

"Let's try it again": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Stimpy's Invention"

"Friggin' go away, you freak": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Total Re-Carl"

"No!" at 1:31: The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Stimpy's Invention"

"No!" at 1:37: Family Guy- "Death Has a Shadow"

"All day, every day": Regular Show- "Brain Eraser"

"Open up, or I'm openin' it for ya!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Kidney Car"

"Ugh": Bob's Burgers- "Human Flesh"

"GET OUT!!": Best Girlfriend Ever (Last Moments #3)

"Sweet buttery Jesus!": Nostalgia Critic- "Blues Brothers SNES"

"Fucking": The Room

"Yourself": Huh?- Mike Judge

"Have"- Concrete Giraffes

Squidward gets an idea: Windows 8 volume sound

"I'm going to change into something more comfortable": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "My Shiny Friend"

"YOU ARE SO STUPID!!": Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos

"Tip-toe": "Tip-Toe Through the Tulips"- Tiny Tim

"Yo, yo, yo!": A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

"I am alone": "I am a Rock"- Simon and Garfunkel

"Fuck!": 2 in the AM PM- J.G. Quintel

"[Look] to the right, [look] to the left": "I'm on Crack"- The Left Rights; Look #1: Hotel Mario, Look #2: Grandma's Kisses Dub- greenday12688

"Where are yooou?": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Super Trivia"

"That hunk of man meat": Code MENT Episode 3- "Purple Eyes"

"You can run but you cannot hide, 'cause I can smell your BLOOD!": Samurai Jack- "Jack and the Zombies"

"Well gee, I guess Squidward's jacking off": SpongeBob Sickpants- OneyNG

"I thought those squares would never leave!": Sanity Not Included- "Cool New Friends"

"The door is slippery! It's frozen shut!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Survival of the Idiots"

"Set up a": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" (rearranged)

"Search party": The Simpsons- "Mountain of Madness"

"One second later": We GOTTA Get SPONGEBOB Back- Ukinojoe

Frozen Squidward is set free from the freezer: Futurama- "Space Pilot 3000"

Music when SpongeTron arrives: "Fenetre Sur L'antimonde"- Jean-Jacques Perrey / "Alerte Aux Robots"- Jean-Jacques Perrey

Car noises: Ed, Edd n Eddy- "In Like Ed"

"Hammer": Rocko's Modern Life- "Dear John"

"Your ass is on fire": Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

Scream at 3:40: "Master Exploder"- Tenacious D

"Daddy, don't hit mommy. Daddy, don't hit mommy": Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos

"I know not these names of which you speak!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Pranks a Lot"

"I am a Hal 9000 computer": 2001: A Space Odyssey

"Welcome to the future": Atari 800 iTalk II voice synthesis demonstration

"What?" at 4:03: Frog in a Suit- "Tricky Business"

"Communist" at 4:16: The Simpsons- "Simpson Tide"

Extremely faint music when Squidward looks out the window: USSR National Anthem (edited with Audacity)

"Impossible": Futurama- I Second That Emotion

"Fakin' it": Brain Dump- "MOANA IS TERRIBLE AND HERE'S WHY"- HotDiggedyDemon

Fart at 4:33: Best Girlfriend Ever (Last Moments #3)

"I'm not deceiving you": Gremblo Art Show Black Friday- Psychicpebbles

"Three": MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "Tickle Me Elmo-Wood"

"Generations of inbreeding": The Simpsons Movie

"X", "Y", "Z": ABC Happy Time

"666": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Broodwich"

"Thousand": SpongeBob SquarePants- "SB-129"

"Bow doooown, bow doooown before the power of [the future] or be cruuuushed, be cruuuushed byyyyy [its] jolly boots of doo--": Invader Zim- "The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever"; "The future": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Broodwich", "Its": Monty Python's Flying Circus- "Whither Canada?"

"Thanks... I needed that": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen"

"Pick up your freakin' ears, because I'm only gonna be saying this once": The Simpsons- "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"

"There has been a mistake": Invader Zim- "Attack of the Saucer Morons"

"Story": "I'm Blue"- Eiffel 65

Music as Squidward explains himself: "Alerte Aux Robots"- Jean-Jacques Perrey

"Gotta get back to": Samurai Jack- theme song (rearranged)

"Time": Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME

"Your left": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "The Cloning"

"HOLY CRAP IN A PITA!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Broodwich"

"Whoops": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Sven Hoek"

"Gas chamber": "Gas Chamber"- Angry Samosans

"The other one": Max Headroom WTTW Hijacking Incident (high quality audio)

"NOT OKAY!": Family Guy- "Brothers & Sisters"

"This is like an amusement park for autistic children!": Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown!

"What's this?": The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Yellow": The Simpsons- "Lisa's First Word"

"The future": "Mega Marital Problems"- Starbomb

"The past": The Angry Video Game Nerd- theme song

Music when the time machine goes to the past: "Sounds of Science 5"- Josef Otto Mundigl

"It's time to go to time!": Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME

"Step outside": HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

"Wooow, y'know, [this is] really amazingly lame": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Super Hero"; "This is": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Stimpy's Invention"

"Where am I, in [the town of Bedrock?]": The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; "The town of Bedrock": The Flintstones- theme song

"Briss": South Park- "Ike's Wee Wee"

"ROCK AND ROOOLL!!": Family Guy- "Love Thy Trophy"

"I don't like what the fuck is going on here": Usage of Fuck- Jack Wagner

"What?" at 7:18: "SpongeBob - Cries Over Reaction"- Michal Wielki

"Backing up! Backing up!": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Pizza Delivery"

Scream at 7:26: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME

"Is that a homeless guy?": Concrete Giraffes

Scream at 7:33: South Park- "Ike's Wee Wee"

"Who's": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Dickesode"

"Breathing all over": MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "Drunk Santa"

"Oh, God!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "The Cloning"

"Hello!": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Stimpy's Invention"

"I'm on my way!": The Simpsons- "Brother From Another Planet"

"SpongeBob's": Family Guy- "Prick Up Your Ears"

"Great-great-great-great-great-great-great": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Pest of the West"

"Prostate exam": Family Guy- "Stewie Loves Lois"

Screams at 8:27: Regular Show- "See You There" (Patar's scream) / Half-Life 2- Zombie scream (SpongeGar's scream)

"Douchebags": SpongeBob Sickpants- OneyNG

Scream at 8:38: Tom & Jerry. You know the scream. Pick a short, any short. It's there.

Guitar strums at 8:38: Home Movies- "Identifying a Body"

Scream at 8:41: Wild Woody

Guitar strum at 8:41: Home Movies- "Hiatus"

Scream at 8:44: Zombastic Productions logo

Scream at 8:49: The Graduate

Scream at 8:52: Hanna-Barbera sound effect, heard in (but not taken from) "Boo Boo Runs Wild"

"Fagolas": Elliot Goes to School- kitty0706

"Violate": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Sven Hoek"

"Kill yourself": Robot Chicken- "Up, Up, and Buffet" ("Shrek and Fiona" sketch)

"There you go": Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?- "Sickness" (original voice)

"Gimme that!": The Ren & Stimpy Show- "Dog Show"

Angry muttering at 9:11: Ego From Mars

Laughter at 9:32: "The Longest Pee"- Adam Sandler

"Well, it's about time!": Sanity Not Included- "Cool New Friends"

Song Squidward plays: "Cliffs of Dover"- Eric Johnson

"OH JESUS CHRIST, MY EARS!": Hellbenders- "A Hellbenders Christmas"

"That DOES it!": Fractured Fable- "Mini-Squirts"

"I'm gonna end your life!": "Mega Marital Problems"- Starbomb

"I guess I'm really fucked now!": Usage of Fuck- Jack Wagner

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY--": Rejected- Don Hertzfeldt

"Ohhhh, that's good": Game Grumps- "P.T."

"The price is wrong, bitch!": Happy Gillmore

Music when time machine starts going crazy: "Fuite Siderale"- Jean-Jacques Perrey / "Sounds of Science 6"- Josef Otto Mundigl

"OH, MAN!": Invader Zim- "Battle of the Planets"

"This is going to suck!": Smash Bros Announcer Sings Pokemon Theme

Music when time machine is entering Nowhere: "Cartoon Accent 126"- Sound Ideas / "Koko's Earth Contol"- MTV's Liquid Television version (faintly heard and reversed)

"Getting wedged!": MJ Morning Show's Crotchety Prank Calls- "The Dumpster"

Scream at 10:32: Frumplequest the Conquistador 3: Shady Bill- Ukinojoe

Sound effect of time machine disappearing: "Giygas Medley"- EarthBound OST

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(IMPORTANT NOTE REGRDING THE EDITS IN THE NOWHERE SCENE: The entirety of the edits for the Nowhere part were edited together in Audacity and exported to a single audio track to simplify the scene's editing. A total of 20 tracks overall were used and most sould clips were edited, scrambled, reversed, and garbled and others were not documented, making it hard to identify many sounds. The following is an incomplete list of what I was able to identify that plays in the Nowhere scene, as the others are still unidentifiable at the moment. This will be revised within due time once I identify more sounds. Since many are custom edited, a lot of these don't exist online but a few do exist as their own files. Many of the sounds not listed here can be found at http://www.numbersoddities.nl/ .)

Ambient music in Nowhere: "Laboratoire Des Mutants"- Jean-Jacques Perrey (bass only-treble completely reduced, 50% speed)

Footsteps: custom sound effect made in Audacity

Distant voices at 10:41: "Koko's Earth Control"- MTV's Liquid Television version

Garbled noise when Squidward moves a floor upwards: Ronald Reagan- "We begin bombing in five minutes" (edited with Audacity)

Radio transmission as Squidward says "I may finally have found a place where I can be all...": Havana Gurgler (edited with Audacity; source: http://www.numbersoddities.nl/various.html)

Garbled noise when Squidward shrinks before saying alone: Joesf Stalin Cold War announcement speech- "Future tasks of our party" (edited with Audacity)

Music playing when alone voices are heard: "New World Symphony (Movement 2)"- Antonín Dvorák (V02a Numbers Station: 11/20/2006 (falsely credited as "Clair De Lune" on the source audio file's title); source: http://www.numbersoddities.nl/vl.html)

Music when Squidward snaps: "Paranoia"- Chris Reccardi / "Ascent"- Mike Vickers (only very faintly)

"Fuck this!": Hellbenders- "A Hellbenders Christmas"

Creepy heartbeat sound effect: uploaded to YouTube by UrbanSurvivalTactics

Distant voices when Squidward runs infinitely: "Koko's Earth Control"- MTV's Liquid Television version

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Sad music when Squidward returns to the time machine: "Soldier Side" (intro)- System of a Down

"You got lucky!": The Simpsons- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"

Ta-da sound when the time machine returns to present-day Bikini Bottom: Windows XP Ta-Da Sound

"Space": Cool Show: Space Jokes- Spazkidin3D

"The future": Nostalgia Critic- "The Room"

"The past": SpongeBob SquarePants- "Dumped"

"Much": Concrete Giraffes

"Sodomy" at 12:15: Family Guy- "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"

"IT WAS": Liar Liar

"YOOOOOU!": "Crank That (Soulja Boy)- Soulja Boy

"It's time to": Invader Zim- "Original Pilot" (with Richard Horvitz test dub)

"Feed this broomstick up your ass!": Aqua Teen Hunger Force- "Deleted Scenes"

"Where'd you get that?": Home Movies- "Those Bitches Tried to Cheat Me"

Splat noise: Super Mario World- "Mama Luigi"

"AAAAAUUUGH!!! SPLINTEERS!!!": Ed, Edd n Eddy- "The Ed-Touchables"

End credits guitar tune: Huh?- Mike Judge