Accidents are Bad, but Geico is Good (Edited)

by NewPCPro1333

Pothole Transcript
(Are you shittin' me?)

Pothole: Oh fucking shit! Your cock is all small and wrong!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Are you shittin' me?
 * 2) Fucking shit
 * 3) Cock
 * 4) Small
 * 5) Wrong
 * 6) Suck
 * 7) Viagra
 * 8) Whore
 * 9) Viagra
 * 10) Dumbass
 * 11) Fuck you!
 * 12) Nazis - Inglorious Basterds
 * 13) Viagra
 * 14) Penis

Tree Limb Transcript
Branch: Dude, that was fucking retarded! That'd been hanging up there for like 15 years! And that wham, here I am fucking pleased about my fucking cock! Oh, wait. You're looking for an apology? They tossed another tampon up your ass! It's bullshit. Hey what's up you fucking bitch?

Voiceover: Accidents are so horny, but jacking off is good with orgy replacement.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Fucking Retarded
 * 2) 15 Years - The Incredibles
 * 3) Fucking Pleased About - You're a Wizard, Harry
 * 4) My Fucking Cock
 * 5) Tampon
 * 6) Up Your Ass - Drive-Thru from Tenacious D
 * 7) Bullshit - Rock Your Socks from Tenacious D
 * 8) You Fucking - Inward Singing from Tenacious D
 * 9) Bitch - Get Hard
 * 10) So Horny - Lithium from Nirvana
 * 11) Jacking Off - Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech
 * 12) Orgy - The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality

Fender Bender Transcript
Car: '''What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit! I mean, wow; that looks gay'''! There's no need to discuss it further. In fact, you can put two of them up your ass. Just give it a once-over with a bag of crack. Okay, good talking to you.

Voiceover: Accidents are bad, but marijuana is good. With 24-hour free porno mags.

Sound Clips

 * 1) What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit!
 * 2) Gay - I'm Gay from Holland Boys
 * 3) Put Two of Them Up Your Ass - Drive-Thru from Tenacious D
 * 4) Bag of Crack
 * 5) Marijuana
 * 6) Free Porno Mags

Pipes Transcript
Pipe 1: I am strong like the ox. I crushed you up your ass. Because you are so horny. Bitch, you hit me again and I suck my dick.

Pipe 2: FUCK! You're messing with the wrong pipe now, car! Trust me, I have to leave with her.

Voiceover: Stupid ass motherfucking boobs are bad, but Cleveland Steamer is good, with guaranteed load of bullshit with a side of fuck you up your ass.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Up Your Ass - Tenacious D: Drive-Thru
 * 2) So Horny - Nirvana: Lithium
 * 3) Bitch - Ray's Day Out
 * 4) Suck My Dick - Holland Boys: I'm Gay
 * 5) FUCK! - Tenacious D: Beelzeboss
 * 6) Stupid Ass
 * 7) Motherfucking
 * 8) Boobs
 * 9) Cleveland Steamer - Tenacious D: Rock Your Socks
 * 10) Load of Bullshit - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
 * 11) With a Side of Fuck You - Robot Chicken: Ackbar at a Restaurant
 * 12) Up Your Ass - Tenacious D: Drive-Thru (again)