Otter from Geico (Edited)

Transcript
(Scene: The Association of Zoos and Aquariums)

Gecko: I mean, fuck. I helped people save money on pussy insurance but few assholes know that I support butt sex too. (points at what the otter is eating) Are you going to fuck my asshole? Wha- Wow, he-he's got a condom. Uh, I'll make this fucking quick. I'm teaming with the assholes. I'm going to fuck you. Are those dildos? I love dildos. Do you uh, want to suck it? (but the otter didn't answer and went down in the water) Apparently not. Fuck the zoos!

(Cut to: GEICO logo)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or call the punk ass son of a bitch office near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen motherfucking minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on pussy insurance.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Fuck
 * 2) Pussy
 * 3) Butt Sex
 * 4) Fuck my asshole
 * 5) Condom
 * 6) Fucking
 * 7) Assholes
 * 8) I'm going to fuck you
 * 9) Dildos
 * 10) Suck it
 * 11) Punk ass son of a bitch
 * 12) Motherfucking