SuperIdiotMan00/Pressure Transcript

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This article is a transcript of SuperIdiotMan00's edited version of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Pressure" from season two.

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 * Sandy: [looking at the clouds] You know, you fucking bitch, sometimes it's nice to hang yourself with a leather belts around your throat while I masturbate with a long and shiny strap-on.
 * SpongeBob: Hmmm. I tried that once and it made me die.
 * Sandy:  Psssh, faggot. You fuckin' suck at jackin off.
 * SpongeBob: Oooh! Oooh! Do you know what that dick looks like?
 * Sandy: No.
 * SpongeBob: Rosie O'Donnell's used tampon.
 * Sandy: They all look like penises, SpongeBob. You're just a fuckin' idiot.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, fuck you.
 * Sandy: You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the  anal orgasm but I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful ass-bang in the sky.
 * SpongeBob: Me neither, bro. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
 * Sandy: Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd all know who'd skeet diarrhea first.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah.
 * SpongeBob and Sandy: [both laugh] Me.
 * SpongeBob: What a funny coincidence. That sounded like you said you could beat me at a butthole contest.
 * Sandy: Fuck yeah I can! I'm a
 * ???: Tities
 * SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were suck nuts.
 * Sandy: Nope, that means I'm a natural dick climber. I'm from the sodome whorehouse'', and nothing prepares you for butt stuff than growing up getting touched by your uncle.
 * SpongeBob: [laughs] Oh damn shit, it's all about fingering strength, you stupid bitch, and if there's anything we've got plenty of down here, it's finger strength! [his dick flex] What do you say to that, "Miss Motherfucka"?
 * Mr. Krabs: It's hard.