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Splinky's Commercial Edit Quadrathlon II: The New Batch by Splinky922

(the first three segments were written back in May 2022; later released on September 25, 2022; the last two segments were written a week earlier)

NEW SOUNDS USED:

Intro and Outro music: "Dance Before" by Yeyts.

FIRE KILLS - "DOLLY":


 * “Anna Nicole Smith” (2x): The Nostalgia Critic’s review of North and “RIPLEY’S! Believe It Or Not! Marilyn Monroe Collection LA” by Daze with Jordan the Lion
 * “Put a condom on”: “The Birthday Song” by Jon Lajoie (The League version)
 * Smith’s face all disfigured: Cropsy from The Burning (1981)
 * “That bitch”: “How Winona Ryder Stole Christmas” from MADtv
 * The walls covered in excrement: Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
 * “She died”: “Small Horse Friends are Good” by Danfango700
 * “Rectal bleeding”: “The Most Sickening Toy Ever Created” by BinkieMcFartnuggets

KIDS WB - "CATSUP":


 * “San Francisco”: “Sex Toy Story” sketch from MADtv
 * “California”: “California Love (feat. Snoop Dogg)” by Katy Perry
 * “PornHub”: Central Intelligence
 * “Serial killer:” Seinfeld - “The Trip: Part 2”
 * “In the middle of nowhere!”: SpongeBob SquarePants - “Pizza Delivery”
 * “In the fuck”: “The Fat Albert Kwanzaa Special” by mostoffensivevideos
 * “We’re halfway there”: “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Judas Priest
 * *screaming*: 24thPowerProductions’ dub of “Snowball Effect”
 * “I think I’m gonna hurl!” and intense vomiting: The Nostalgia Critic’s reviews of Jack Frost [1998] and Junior
 * “Bigass:” “Explosivo” by Tenacious D (Live Version)
 * “Blood” and “murder ride”: House of 1000 Corpses
 * “San Francisco” - “Hi, I’m a Marvel and I’m a DC: Venom vs. Joker” by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
 * “California”: The Movieland advertisement that’s about to play next
 * “Hub”: “Small Horse Friends are Good”

MOVIELAND WAX MUSEUM:


 * “Nine [nein]”: “Du hast” by Rammstein
 * “Porno:” VH1 Ill-ustrated - “SpongeBong HempPants 3”
 * “Bored to tears”: “Amish Paradise” by “Weird Al” Yankovic
 * “Brothel:” The Nostalgia Critic’s review of Leprechaun
 * “Blow-up dolls:” “Saints Row - 30 Easter Eggs, Secrets & References!” by Captain Eggcellent
 * “100 billion:” Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
 * “Cinematic prostitution”: The Nostalgia Critic’s review of North
 * “Up Richard Gere’s ass!”: “Marvel/DC Season 2: Happy Hour #4” by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
 * “Sex robot”: Archer - “Killing Utne”
 * “Hepatitis C”: Robot Chicken - "Plastic Buffet" (“Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem”)
 * “Rob”: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (The announcer)
 * “They are” and “Chicago”: “Cut the Mullet” by Wesley Willis
 * “So ugly that everyone died!”: SpongeBob SquarePants - “Something Smells”
 * “Snuff” - “Snuff Out the Light”: a cut song from Kingdom of the Sun - the original version of The Emperor’s New Groove
 * “Film” - 30 Second Bunnies Theatre - “Cannibal Holocaust in 30 Seconds”
 * “Shapiro”: “Hasan Piker REKS Ben Shapiro | The Debunkers” by FreedomToons
 * “Drugs”: Partnership for a Drug-Free America - “Learned It By Watching You”
 * “Guinness Book of Balls”: Tremors 6: A Cold Day in Hell* “In Zanzibar”: Metal Gear Solid
 * “This shitty”: The Angry Video Game Nerd’s review of Planet of the Apes on the PlayStation
 * “Tourist trap:” The trailer for the 1979 horror film of the same name

BRISK - "SINATRA":


 * Opening jazz number: The original Sony Pictures Animation logo that began with Open Season (2006)
 * “Fuck you all!”: The Nostalgia Critic’s review of Baby Geniuses (1999)
 * Tyler1 screaming “Woo”: Not sure which livestream it was from
 * “Christian Bale”: “Hi, I’m a Marvel and I’m a DC: Wolverine vs. Batman” by It’sJustSomeRandomGuy
 * “King”: “I Wanna Be Like You” by Louis Prima for Walt Disney’s The Jungle Book (1967)
 * “Again”: The trailer for The Burning
 * “Need some milk”: “Give That Boy Some Milk! Mojo Synthetic Drug Trip” by jstudio
 * “Pulling”: Partnership for a Drug-Free America - “Puppet Boy”
 * “Black”: “Back in Black” by AC/DC
 * “I almost died and you didn’t give a shit!”: 24thPowerProductions’ dub of “Snowball Effect”
 * “Are you deaf?”: “Rock and Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution” by AC/DC

SAFER SCOTLAND - "TOY GUN":


 * Gunshot sound effect: Final Cut Pro library
 * Blood splatter sound effect: Stock SFX library of unknown origin
 * “Headshot": Unreal Tournament
 * “#1 Victory Royale” disclaimer: Fortnite
 * *bloodied gurgling*: “Safety Training Dub” by Jaboody Dubs
 * “That’s right, get noscoped! GET NOSCOOOOOPED!”: “Kid Screaming At Black Ops PART 2” by austinscooter88