8 Little Spiders (Edited)

WARNING: EXCESSIVE SWEARING! IF YOU ARE A MINOR OR OFFENDED BY BAD LANGUAGE, EXIT THE VIDEO NOW!!

Transcript
Man: Eight little condoms sitting on their penis, pass the afternoon counting their legs.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7...uh, 8!

Man: One did the somersault into the heavens...whoop! And now there's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7. Another condom was doing some bullshit, DAH!! I guess it's gay since there's 1-2-3-4-5-6. Six little condoms they all took a dive, this one...got one big ass. Ow! Now there's 1-2-3-4-5. Five little condoms landing on the floor, but one went SPLOODGE! And now there's 1-2-3-4. Four little condoms sitting down to masturbate, one got horny. And then there were three. The three of them decide to have sex on the bed, but one motherfucking completely insane, they...they only found two! Two little condoms just as for fun. This one jumped too hard! Now there's...just one. Just one little condom back into his penis, no one wants to masturbate, so...he counted his legs!

1-2-3-4-5-6-7...8! What up, bitch?

Sound Clips

 * 1) Condoms
 * 2) Penis
 * 3) Bullshit
 * 4) DAH!
 * Gay
 * 1) Big Ass
 * 2) SPLOODGE!!!
 * 3) Masturbate
 * 4) Horny
 * 5) Have Sex
 * 6) On the Bed
 * 7) Motherfucking
 * 8) Completely Insane
 * 9) What Up, Bitch?