I Shit My Pants

I Shit My Pants is SuperIdiotMan00's edit of SpongeBob SquarePants Season 1, Episode 2b: Ripped Pants. The original version was uploaded to YouTube on June 24, 2010 while a revised version was uploaded on the same day in 2015 to honor its 5th anniversary.

Transcript
SuperIdiotMan00/ISMP Transcript

Sound Clips
Opening song - Castratikron by Dethklok "Zanzibar" - Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D "Whore" - I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic at the Disco "Your boner", "Yeah" and "Your cock" - Cock Pushups by Tenacious D "Pussy out", "Jump out the window", "Chop my balls off" and "Suck a dude's dick" - Like a Boss from Saturday Night Line Season 34, Episode 19: Seth Rogen, Phoenix "Check this shit out", "Shit" and "Nigga" - It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo) "A dirty bitch", "Dick", "Gah", "You're a fucking assbang, you fucking shithead fuck you", "The president was kidnapped by ninjas and you're just sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck", "Yeah", "Urinate all over my tits" and "Tits" - Grandma's Kisses Dub (greenday12688) "Suck a nigga dick or something", "My nigga", "Squeeze on my nuts", "Dick" and "Slob on my knob" - Slob on My Nob by Tear da Club Up Thugs "Cockles" - Kickapoo from Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny "Period" and "Shitballs" - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny "Skeet skeet skeet" - Bang Ski by DJ Chip "Whore" - Whore! Where Are You? by Adam Sandler "Faggot", "Piss" and "Piss coming from my ass" - South Park Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette "Big" and "Balls" - Big Balls by AC/DC "Nigga" - The Boondocks Season 1, Episode 4: Grandad's Fight "Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack" and "Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz tomato ketchup" - Suck a Cheetah's Dick by Wesley Willis "Really hard" and "Slow down I’m gonna spurt (ejaculation noises) sorry" - Hard Fucking by Tenacious D "Venereal disease" and "Sexual intercourse" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 2, Episode 12: No Laughing "Got to go jack off", "Shit" and "Pussy" - Crazy Rap by Afroman "Wrong" - Superman Returns trailer "Porchmonkey" and "Spearchucker" - The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 11: The S Word "Put two of them up your ass" - Drive Thru by Tenacious D "Ladies tampons" - Metalocalypse Season 1, Episode 1: The Curse of Dethklok "Oh yeah" - Blue's Clues Season 1, Episode 13: The Grow Show "Splooge", "Damn" and "Fucking sexy ass" - Double Team by Tenacious D "I'll come over there and bitchslap you with my cock, motherfucker" and "My bitch" - Kyle Quit the Band (demo tape version) by Tenacious D Farts - South Park Season 1, Episode 6: Death "Holy shit" - Whitest Kids Business International Conglomerate LLC "Cockmaster" - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut "Got you bitch" - Man and Woman Psycology (Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Sofly) "I'm going to rape you" - Some Guy Yells at Some Cats (Gorilla Mask) "Shit" and "Son of a fucking whore cocksuck asshole fuck" - South Park deleted scene (would have been in Season 13, Episode 6: Pinewood Derby) "Shave off my pubes and punch me in the face", "Dildo" and "Dick" - At a Medium Pace by Adam Sandler Beeping - Counter-Strike "What the fuck" - Extreme Makeover (Steve Moustache) Explosion/yell - Cold Fear Ad #3 (Mega64) "Job" - South Park Season 8, Episode 7: Goobacks "You know what, motherfucker eat a dick, nigga" - The Boondocks Season 2, Episode 4: Stinkmeaner Strikes Back "Fuck you", "Shit (x2)" and "Fucking" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D "Blowjob" - Blow Job (Sydney's Big Day Out 2000) by Blink-182 "You shitting me" - Billy Mays Bloopers "Go fuck yourself" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Farts - Uncle Fucka from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut "No" - Hotel Mario "Shit" - London Bridge by Fergie "Shit" - Tenacious D Episode 1: The Search for Inspirado Farts - Blazing Saddles "Cleveland steamer", "On my chest" and "Shit" - Rock Your Socks by Tenacious D "Fuck" and "Bitch" - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Scream - Kickapoo (soundtrack version) from Tenacious D in The a Pick of Destiny "My balls on fire" - Chocolate Salty Balls (Chef Aid: The South Park Album) "Penises" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 4, Episode 3: Trouble Urinating "Latino man" - To Catch a Predator: Petaluma, California Part 1 "Because" - Metalocalypse Season 1, Episode 6: Dethfam "To fuck a fucking pirate in the ass" - Fuck a Dog by Blink-182 Explosion - Fansong by Dethklok "You gilded cunt" - Gilded Cunt by Cradle of Filth "Faggot" - National Spelling Bee (Derrick Comedy) "Horny" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 7, Episode 2: Voya Con Cornholio "Jizz" - Jizz in My Pants from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 10: John Malkovich, T.I. "You got to take a shit" and "You dumb fuck" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back "AIDS" - Everyone Has AIDS from Team America: World Police "Nigger(s)" - Danger Seekers (The Kentucky Fried Movie) "Gay" and "Men" - I Am Gay by Holland Boys "Shut the fuck up" - Pulp Fiction "(G)rapist" - Grapist from The Whitest Kids 'U Know Season 3, Episode 14 "Condoms" - Shoes the Full Version (Liam Kyle Sullivan) "Vagina(s)" - Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoie Guitar wails - Birthday Dethday by Dethklok "Cum" - Mr. Volcano (Volvic) "Fell in love with a baked potato" - Jesus Ranch from Tenacious D Episode 3b: Road Gig "Virginity" - Virginity by Vybz Kartel "Blowjob" - JB's BJ by Tenacious D Song - Go Forth and Die by Dethklok "Buttcheeks" - Kielbasa by Tenacious D "Stick it up" - Fuck Yourself by Steve Vai "My big ass" - Explosivo by Tenacious D "No" - Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episode 8: Lovesick Sonic "Holy moley it must be my birthday" Family Guy Season 3, Episode 18: From Method to Madness