Suds

Transcript

 * SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I feel like a piece of shit.


 * Mr. Krabs: Yo, bitch! What's holding up your cock?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what the fuck is going on? You're paler than a bag of crack. [Gary pops out of nowhere]
 * Gary: He has herpes! [leaves]
 * Mr. Krabs: No fuckin' way!
 * SpongeBob: (sniffles) Here's that baked potato you wanted, Mr. Tits, sir. [tries not to sneeze, but sneezes anyway]
 * Mr. Krabs: [wipes the patty off his face] Alright, SpongeBob, you're too sick to fuck.
 * SpongeBob: You son of a bitch! Go fuck yourself!
 * Mr. Krabs: No, gonna take all day, and get some head. Nothing personal lad, just can't have you shooting hot sperm all over my food.
 * ???: What?
 * ???: That's gross! [the costumers spit their food out after overhearing Mr. Krabs and begin to panic]
 * ???: Holy shit!
 * ???: Oh my God!
 * ???: I'm outta here!
 * Mr. Krabs: No, wait! Wait! [the costumers scramble out of the Krusty Krab. Back to Spongebob's house, he is seen in his chair]
 * SpongeBob: Oh, fuck me. I feel like shit. [SpongeBob sneezes some pink bubbles, Gary hides inside his pink shell which is covered with the suds]
 * Gary: You fucking dick!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, who am I shitting, Gary? I've got Krabs, no doubt about it. [SpongeBob sneezes some more pink bubbles]
 * SpongeBob: I'd better take care of this before it gets out of hand.


 * SpongeBob: I'm okay, Sandy. Really. [he inflates after he sneezes]
 * Sandy: I'm taking you to the cock doctor right fucking now!
 * Patrick: You'll be sorry for that, you son of a bitch! [he runs after SpongeBob and pushes him forward] You can't take him to the dick doctors!
 * Sandy: That's a fucking pile of bullshit! [she, along with Patrick, push SpongeBob until he squeezes into the air] Now look what you've done, you shit piece of shit!
 * Patrick: Oh, fuck you! Everything was fine until you spewed all over the fucking floor!
 * Sandy: You should be ashamed of yourself for impersonating a ding-dong doctor!
 * Patrick: I'm a good dick doctor. Right, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: Guys!
 * Patrick: What the fuck?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, shit! Fuck me! [he bounces while going down a hill]
 * Mr. Krabs: Sorry, dildos.
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Tits!
 * Mr. Krabs: What the fuck? GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Holy fucking shit! [SpongeBob parks stops bouncing in front of his restaurant] Oh, thank God.
 * SpongeBob: Oh! Fucking! Shit... AAAAH-CHOOO!!! [SpongeBob's suds destroy the Krusty Krab]
 * Mr. Krabs: You fucking ass.

Sound Clips

 * 1) "Western Bacon Cheeseburger":
 * 2) "God dammit!": Superfuckers, episode "Scrimple's Delight"
 * 3) "Shiiiiiit!": Atomic Bomberman outtakes
 * 4) "Did you just crap your pants?": Superfuckers, episode "Sweet Baby Jesus"
 * 5) "Pantaloons": Superfuckers, episode "Shitstorm, Motherfuckers!"
 * 6) "What the fuck is going on?": Metalocalypse, episode "Breakupklok"
 * 7) "Tits": Atomic Bomberman outtakes
 * 8) "Go fuck yourself!": Metalocalypse, episode "Motherklok"
 * 9) "Shootin' hot sperm": "Death to All but Metal" by Steel Panther
 * 10) "Ringtone": "Ringtone" by Weird Al
 * 11) "Hello?": Superfuckers, episode "Sweet Baby Jesus"
 * 12) "Oh my God, shut your fucking mouth! Nobody cares."
 * 13) "You're a fucking idiot."
 * 14) "You should've been ashamed of yourself"
 * 15) "Got in my mouth!"

Trivia
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