The Gay Cock Games

The Gay Cock Games is Octacle's edit of SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 19b: The Fry Cook Games. It was uploaded on January 28, 2021.

Transcript
Octacle/TGCG

Sound Clips

 * 1) Intro music - Race War in Dream Land by Endless Jess
 * 2) "Fags and dykes" and "Rectal" - Fred Phelps
 * 3) "Eleventy twenty teenth" - Gandalf from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 4
 * 4) "Bootyhole" - Suck My Dog's Dick by Wesley Willis
 * 5) "Cock" - Fat Ed's Furry Fucking Guide to Metal (Fur TV)
 * 6) Entrance music #1 and "Gloryhole" - Gloryhole by Steel Panther
 * 7) "I got to" and "Dong" - I Sit Down When I Pee from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season 1, Episode 3: Cats
 * 8) "Fucking run" and "To rape you" - Some Guy Yells at Cats (Gorilla Mask)
 * 9) Running sound effect - Super Mario Bros. 3
 * 10) "Let's fucking do this" - Tenacious D: Time Fixers
 * 11) "Gay ass" - Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 Episode 2: Allen Part 2
 * 12) "Penises" - Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto Episode 2: Cave (Tenacious D)
 * 13) "Fucking horny" - I Want Your Tits by Steel Panther
 * 14) "Nope" - Team Fortress 2
 * 15) "What" and "Excuse me" - Insane Twins!! (makemebad35)
 * 16) "We interrupt this program to bring you loud static (fake static noises)" - South Park Season 1, Episode 6: Death
 * 17) Entrance music #2 - Critter by Steel Panther
 * 18) Wheezing - SpongeBob Squarepants Season 1, Episode 6b: Pickles
 * 19) "(gagging) Oh shit" - Choking on a Popcorn Kernel (Tourettes Guy)
 * 20) "Rock hard" and "Get hard" - SuperFuckers Episode 6: The Greatest Story Ever Told (Cartoon Hangover)
 * 21) "Penises" - Beavis and Butt-Head Season 4, Episode 3: Trouble Urinating
 * 22) "Horny as fuck" - Bitches by Hollywood Undead
 * 23) "Yay" - The Family Simp (Real) (Ukinojoe)
 * 24) Scream - Kickapoo (soundtrack version) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 25) "It burns" - Marshmallow Murder (Dane Boe)
 * 26) "Sexy ass" and "Oh" - Double Team by Tenacious D
 * 27) "Homo(s)" and "Gay dude(s)" - Our Label Is Run by Homos from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 2, Episode 6
 * 28) "Dick" - Death to All But Metal by Steel Panther
 * 29) "Picture of" - Lotion Man by Peen
 * 30) "Ron Jeremy's (fully Jewish and so's his) foot long buddy" - The Chanukah Song Part IV by Adam Sandler
 * 31) "Booty" - Booty Man by Tim Wilson
 * 32) "Fucking" and "Wait, you like that" - Hard Fucking by Tenacious D
 * 33) "Sex dungeon" - The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 3: The Bachelor Party Corrosion
 * 34) "Shoot" - Shoot Me with a Gun by Wesley Willis
 * 35) "Men's asses" - Fridge (Tourettes Guy)
 * 36) "Throb(bing)" - Archer Season 3, Episode 4: The Man from Jupiter
 * 37) "Penises" - Bino the Elephant (FilmCow)
 * 38) Farts, dog bark, splat, explosion, cougar roar and bone crush - Stock sound effects
 * 39) "Homosexuals" - Steve Berman (The Marshall Mathers LP) by Eminem
 * 40) "Take it up the fucking ass" - Law Abiding Citizen
 * 41) "With a big rubber dick" and "Cunt" - Free-Floating Hostility (George Carlin: Back in Town)
 * 42) "Twenty five inches long" - I Kill People by Jon Lajoie
 * 43) "Serious shit" - Back to the Future
 * 44) "Fagnut" and "Floppy" - It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 45) "Cootchie" - Deadpool vs. Boba Fett by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 46) "Ass" - Crazy Rap by Afroman
 * 47) "Vagina" - SuperFuckers Episode 7: Cute Rump (Cartoon Hangover)
 * 48) "Dicksuck(ing)" and "Blow" - Mad Mad Mario 2 (JonnyEthco)
 * 49) Gargling - Your Mom Says from Robot Chicken Season 3, Episode 2: Squaw Bury Shortcake
 * 50) "That guy" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 4a: Dying for Pie
 * 51) "You pissed in your pants" - The Longest Pee by Adam Sandler
 * 52) "Titty" - South Park Season 23, Episode 6: Season Finale
 * 53) "Gay" and "Men" - I Am Gay by Holland Boys
 * 54) "Sloppy" and "Holy shit" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 2: Tributeklok
 * 55) "Blowjob" - Familiar Expressions (George Carlin: Back in Town)
 * 56) "Labia", babbling and "I think I shit myself" - Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 57) "Aw yeah", "Women on my dick", "Penis is" and "Hard as a rock" - Very Super Famous by Jon Lajoie
 * 58) "Crabs" - Big Balls by AC/DC
 * 59) "Giving a fuck" - Not Giving a Fuck (Jon Lajoie)
 * 60) "Screw you" - South Park Season 2, Episode 15: Spookyfish
 * 61) "Now" - Mr. Dingus (Tourettes Guy)
 * 62) "Pubic" - Karate by Tenacious D
 * 63) "Horny" - DK Rap 2018 (Where Are They Now?) by Brentalfloss
 * 64) "Orphan(s)", "Wang" and "Really" - Grandma's Kisses dub (greenday12688)
 * 65) "Sexy" - Freddy Got Fingered
 * 66) "Entire life" - Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 (Homestar Runner)
 * "Oh, Lawrence, this is the happiest day of my life, I think my testicles are dropping" - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
 * 1) Panting - The Fry Cook Games dub (greenday12688)
 * 2) "Vagina" - Alone in the Universe by Jon Lajoie
 * 3) "Cock" - Drawn Together Season 2, Episode 1: The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II
 * 4) "Assram(mer)" - My Top 10 Favorite Curse Words (SLAPPAYURFACE)
 * 5) "Gallons of" - Pointless Profanity Ep. 2 (Jon Lajoie)
 * 6) "Man bazooka juice" - The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 9, Episode 3: Seaman (Cinemassacre)
 * 7) "Up your butt" - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
 * 8) "Semen" and "Sucking" - The Most Offensive Song Ever (version without Kenny) (South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
 * 9) "In my ass" - Bust a Cap in My Ass by Wesley Willis
 * 10) "Or I'll fucking kill you" - Captain Planet from Robot Chicken Season 2, Episode 6: 1987
 * 11) "Well fuck you" - Do Me by Richard Cheese
 * 12) Heavy breathing/moaning - Family Guy Season 2, Episode 20: Wasted Talent
 * 13) "What up, bitch" - Strip Club Song by Kurt Calhoun
 * 14) "Fuck off" - Like Father Like Son (Tourettes Guy)
 * 15) "What are you doing" - The Internet Is for Porn from Avenue Q
 * 16) "Fuck an asshole" and "Buttfucking" - Team America: World Police
 * 17) "Deep inside" and "Over there" - Karate by Tenacious D
 * 18) Yell and "Easy" - Rock Your Socks by Tenacious D
 * 19) "Get the fuck out of here, man" - Rainbow Brite Breaking & Entering from Robot Chicken Season 2, Episode 13: Metal Militia
 * 20) "Sexy time" - Borat
 * 21) "Buttsex" and "There you go" - South Park Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go
 * 22) "Stick my dick(s) in" and "Oh yeah, that feels like candy times" - Mad Mad Mario 5 (JonnyEtcho)
 * 23) "Girls" - Shitty Noob Parkour! (makemebad35)
 * "No, you fucking dipshit" - South Park Season 11, Episode 11: Imaginationland Episode II
 * 1) "Gaybo" - Family Guy Season 12, Episode 2: Vestigial Peter
 * 2) "Motherfucking" and "Get your ass(es)" - Sailor Mouth dub (24thPowerProductions)
 * 3) "What the fuck are you talking about" and - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (soundtrack version) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 4) "Hard" - The Road by Tenacious D
 * 5) "My cock", "Long and hard" and "Sex move(s)" - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina by Jon Lajoie
 * 6) "Gay" - Yo Mama So Fat! Kirby (Yo Mama)
 * 7) "Oh that's bullshit" - Family Guy Season 8, Episode 20: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
 * 8) "Men" - Family Guy Season 19, Episode 1: Stewie's First Word
 * 9) "Oh fuck you" and "Fucking piece of shit" - Ode to My Car by Adam Sandler
 * 10) "Buttfucking your" - Please Don't Hate Me by Insane Clown Posse
 * 11) "Daddy" - Quick Meme: Slaps Roof of Car (animeme)
 * 12) "Yeah, um", "Okay (x3)", "Mmkay" and "Fuck" - Drive-Thru by Tenacious D
 * 13) "Go to hell" - The Brak Show Season 1, Episode 9: The Eye
 * 14) "You fucktard" - Welcome to GameShop (JonnyEthco)
 * 15) "Satan's" - Don't Fuckle with Shuckle (dookieshed)
 * 16) "Finger" - To Catch a Predator by Insane Clown Posse
 * 17) "My dog" - NiggaNiggaNigga from Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
 * 18) "I don't give a goddamn, I don't give a good goddamn" - Grandma's Homecoming (TheAngryGrandpaShow)
 * 19) "A dog" and "In the ass" - Fuck a Dog by Blink-182
 * 20) "Are you fucking shitting me" - Family Guy Season 10, Episode 9: Grumpy Old Man
 * 21) "Take a shit" - Dumb Americans (George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing)
 * 22) "An ass" - The Lazer Collection 5 (Dom Fera)
 * 23) "Motherfucker" - South Park Season 7, Episode 2: Krazy Kripples
 * 24) "Faggot" - Randy Travis Poster (Tourettes Guy)
 * 25) "Straight" - Hands Commercial (Jon Lajoie)
 * 26) "Bitch" - Pimp Pun Disaster from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 3
 * 27) "Suck dick for crack" - Animeme 19: MTV (animeme)
 * 28) "Fuck you" - South Park Season 21, Episode 5: Hummels & Heroin
 * 29) Moaning - Family Guy Season 9, Episode 3: Welcome Back, Carter
 * 30) "What the hell" - Oh Shit from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 2, Episode 2
 * 31) "Smells of" - Jesus Ranch from Tenacious D Episode 3b: Road Gig
 * 32) "Poopy juice" - Spider-Man Theme from The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 2, Episode 7: Spider-Man (Cinemassacre)
 * 33) "A big fat" - Suck My Big Black Ass, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 34) "That's right, motherfucker" - Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto Episode 3: Space (Tenacious D)
 * 35) "Oh really" - Mad Season 3, Episode 2b: Franklin & Crash
 * 36) "That's fucking nasty, man" - The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 2, Episode 15: Atari Porn (Cinemassacre)
 * 37) "Shit (x2)", "Fuck" and "Fuck yeah" - Inward Singing by Tenacious D
 * 38) "I have a boner" - Family Guy deleted scene (would have been in Season 12, Episode 17: The Most Interesting Man in the World)
 * 39) "Hello, my baby" - Hello! Ma Baby from One Froggy Evening (Merrie Melodies)
 * 40) Off-key piano notes - Good Idea, Bad Idea: Marching Band from Animaniacs (1993) Season 1, Episode 17: Roll Over, Beethoven/The Cat and the Fiddle
 * 41) "I love doing that" - Walt Disney Attacks! from Robot Chicken Season 1, Episode 2: Nutcracker Sweet
 * 42) "Jerk" - I'll Sue Ya by "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * 43) "My cock" - Classical Teacher by Tenacious D
 * 44) "Fucking" - Lethal Injection by Wesley Willis
 * 45) "Aw hell no" - Redshirt Revenge from Robot Chicken Season 2, Episode 12: The Munnery
 * 46) "You're gonna die" - This Is Your Left from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Season 2, Episode 23: The Cloning
 * 47) "Wrong" - Superman Returns trailer
 * 48) "Oh shit" - Lincoln from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 49) "Your fucking ass so hard that candy will come out" - Dear Black People from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 7
 * 50) "What a shitty ass load of goddamn bullfuck" - The Angry Video Game Nerd Season 2, Episode 14: Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout (Cinemassacre)
 * 51) "Bad bitch(es)" - Fuck You by Dr. Dre
 * 52) "Erection" - Awesome Penguin (animeme)
 * 53) "Wrong" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 10b: Krusty Krab Training Video
 * 54) "You dumb bitch" - Robot Chicken DC Comics Special III: Magical Friendship
 * 55) "Filthy whore" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 1: Stewie Loves Lois
 * 56) "Everybody" - Ringtone by "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * 57) "You better listen the fuck up" - Beat Will Fuck You Up (dookieshed)
 * "No, no, no" - Dog Fence Prank Call (The Dog House)
 * 1) "Stupid motherfucker" - Drill Sergeant Recruits Soldiers! (soundslikepizza)
 * 2) "Cum" - The Yelper Special from South Park Season 19, Episode 4: You're Not Yelping
 * 3) "Nasty" - Family Guy Season 7, Episode 8: Family Gay
 * 4) "Very horny" - Red Shirt from Robot Chicken Season 5, Episode 5: Kramer vs. Showgirls
 * 5) "Disgusting" - Timmy Poops His Pants from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 1, Episode 1
 * 6) "Contemplate suicide (contemplating suicide)" - Last Resort by Papa Roach
 * 7) "Somebody help me" - South Park Season 13, Episode 13: Dances with Smurfs
 * 8) "Too fucking bad" - Shedinja Is Scary as Fuck (dookieshed)
 * 9) "All over the place" - She's on the Rag by Steel Panther
 * 10) "Shit, you're" - Yo Mama So Stupid! Donut (Yo Mama)
 * 11) "Pants" - Dr. Tran Mail Episode 6: Keith Cares (Mondo Media)
 * 12) "Motherfuckers" - Starro Attacks from Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2: Villains in Paradise
 * 13) "Enormous penis" - Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook
 * 14) "Holy fuck" - I Choose You to Die by Starbomb
 * 15) "Retarded guy" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry
 * 16) "Buttfucker(s)" - Halloweiner from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 4, Episode 10
 * 17) "What the fuck do you think you're doing" - Interrupting a Meditation Session from Trigger Happy TV Series 3, Episode 1
 * 18) "Gay fish" and "Motherfucking" - Gay Fish from South Park Season 15, Episode 5: Fishsticks
 * 19) "Yes" - Street Fighter Season 1, Episode 8: The Medium Is the Message
 * 20) "Cock" - South Park Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette
 * 21) "Take a look" - Master Exploder from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 22) "Sucking (no) dick in the food court" - Beware the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown (mostoffensivevideo)
 * 23) "Seconds" - The Ref
 * 24) "Shit" - Tourettes Guy Buried Alive (Tourettes Guy)
 * 25) "Poo poo" - Vanguard Season 4, Episode 1: Missionaries of Hate
 * 26) "That ship" - Deth Starr by Tenacious D
 * 27) "Faggot(s)" - Blazing Saddles
 * 28) "Girl(s)" - Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoie
 * 29) "Fucker" - Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine
 * 30) "This is absolute bullshit" - Make Confidence Your Bitch! (Tourettes Guy)
 * 31) "Butt buddy (butt buddies)" - South Park Season 9, Episode 10: Follow That Egg!
 * 32) "What the fuck" - Insane by Eminem
 * 33) "Say what" - Family Guy Season 5, Episode 13: Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
 * 34) "Butt buddy (butt buddies)" - Nothin' Butt Buddies (StayBullish)
 * 35) "Rectum" - South Park Season 7, Episode 1: Cancelled
 * 36) "Oh yeah" - Blue's Clues Season 1, Episode 13: The Grow Show
 * 37) "His cock" - Making Love from Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto Episode 2: Cave (Tenacious D)
 * 38) "Murder" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 4: Dethmas
 * 39) "Genitalia" - The Popcorn Factory Sketch from The Whitest Kids U' Know Season 3, Episode 9
 * 40) "Transvestite" - TMZ by "Weird Al" Yankovic
 * 41) "Pussy" - My Neck, My Back by Richard Cheese
 * 42) "Fuck no" - Sylveon Will Fuck You (dookieshed)
 * 43) "Hard" - Klefki Will Fuck You Up (dookieshed)
 * 44) "My penis is" - Larry H. Loompa Law: Injury Attorney from Robot Chicken Season 10, Episode 2: Bugs Keith in: I Can't Call Heaven, Doug
 * 45) "Horny" - Rape Can Be Funny (George Carlin: Doin' It Again)
 * 46) Moan - Which Way Is Up?
 * 47) "Me so horny" - Full Metal Jacket
 * 48) "Butt plug" - Butt Plug Prank Call by CKY
 * 49) "Dildo" - South Park Season 1, Episode 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 * 50) Lion roar - Leo the Lion (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer)
 * 51) "Oh fuck" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 6: Fertilityklok
 * 52) "Sex act" - Futurama Season 7, Episode 6: The Butterjunk Effect
 * 53) "Challenge pissing, that's right, challenge pissing" - Big Bill Hell's Cars
 * 54) "My mom" - Regular Show Season 1, Episode 2: Just Set Up the Chairs
 * 55) "Cunt" - Hasa Diga Eebowai from The Book of Mormon
 * 56) "Motherfucking" - Snakes on a Plane
 * 57) "Pussy" - Dr. Tran: 100% Ice (Part 3) (Mondo Media)
 * 58) "Psych" - Mother Teresa vs. Sigmund Freud by Epic Rap Battles of History
 * 59) "Fuck yeah, boy" - Metalocalypse Season 3, Episode 7: Dethsiduals
 * 60) "Yay" - Cruel as a Cucumber (Annoying Orange)
 * 61) "I'm the boss" - Like a Boss from Saturday Night Live Season 34, Episode 19: Seth Rogen, Phoenix
 * 62) "Why the fuck" - Pulp Fiction
 * 63) "Not" - SpongeBob SquarePants Season 2, Episode 11a: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
 * 64) "D'oh" - The Simpsons (exact episode unknown)
 * 65) "Oh no" - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 66) "Die" - Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
 * 67) "Dead fish" - South Park Season 1, Episode 3: Volcano
 * 68) "Cannibalistic" - C.H.U.D.
 * 69) "Bullshit" - Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
 * 70) "Diarrhea" - Nasty Patty dub (24thPowerProductions)
 * 71) "Faggot" - Metalocalypse Season 4, Episode 7: Dethcamp
 * 72) "You son of a bitch" - Toll Booth Willie by Adam Sandler
 * 73) "Balls" - South Park Season 11, Episode 12: Imaginationland Episode III
 * 74) "Fuckslayer" - HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dramatic reading (Brendaniel)
 * 75) "Whore" - Ferrets (FilmCow)
 * 76) "Cock" - Metalocalypse, Episode: Rehabklok
 * 77) "Piss" - Family Guy, Episode: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
 * 78) "Porno" - South Park, Episode: The Return of The Fellowship of the Ring to The Two Towers
 * 79) "Huh" - mostoffensivevideo Peanuts dub (Exact dub unknown)
 * 80) "Fuck" - Robot Chicken, Episode: President Evil
 * 81) "Pussy" - The Whitest Kids U Know Season 4, Episode 3: It’s Not Kitten, It’s Chicken
 * 82) "That bitch" - Robot Chicken, Episode: Please Do Not Notify Our Contractors
 * 83) "Oh no" - Family Guy, Episode: Valentine’s Day in Quahog
 * 84) "So hard right now" - Bino the Elephant (FilmCow)
 * 85) "Oh my god, he's dead" - Family Guy, Episode: Peterotica