The Geico Gecko in migration driven by primal instinct (Edited)

Transcript
(Scene: Subway Train)

NATIVE HUNTER: The goddamn pussy Geico Gecko in migration driven by the Faggot ass police to help people suck penis on life insurance.

GECKO: '''Hey, cunt, you see that goddamn asshole over there? (shorter pause) He's a dumb little retard. Shut the fuck up, Asshole, cunt, twat!' (The train stops.'')

(Cut to: Train Station - The gecko is leaving the train with the passengers.)

GECKO: (when the native hunter saw him) '''Go fuck yourself, you motherfucker. Suck my cock, you pussy! You snot nosed punk!'''

(The doors close on the native hunter while the gecko jumps out of the motherfucking train.)

NATIVE HUNTER: (chuckles) '''What a gay fucking asshole. Stupid motherfucker! Pussy!'''

GECKO: (chuckles) '''Fucktard, fucking asshole! Little prick! Punk ass son of a bitch!'''

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone#: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or call the fucking cock near you)

VO: '''GEICO. Fifteen goddamn motherfucking minutes could fucking save you fifteen fucking percent or more on gay skanky bitches'''.

'''GECKO: Fuck off, Asshole! Suck my fucking cock, you cunt! Go fuck yourself and go to Hell! Donald Trump is a piece of shit! Fuck Joe Biden! Vince McAssCancer, Vince McCunt, Vince McCuntCancer, Vince McBitch, fuck John Cena, fuck Xia Li! Retard! Fuckface! Vince McAsshole needs to die! Fuck the West Coast and piss on everybody!'''

'''VO: Enough with the fucking profanity in this motherfucking commercial! Keep this up I'm gonna beat the ever living shit out of all you pricks! Stop being such pussies! Kiss my ass!!! Goddamn it, I'm gonna beat the living shit out of that piece of shit John Cena and Vince McCunt can suck my 12 inch penis!!! Let's Go Brandon!!! Let's Go Brandon!!! Let's Go Brandon!!! I'm gonna beat the ever living shit out of that Piece of Shit Donald Trump! Fuck Donald Trump!!! Fuck Xia Li!!! Fuck the end credits of Scream 4!'''

Sound Clips

 * 1) The Faggot ass police
 * 2) Suck penis
 * 3) Dumb little retard
 * 4) cunt
 * 5) goddamn asshole
 * 6) twat
 * 7) prick
 * 8) fucktard
 * 9) pussy
 * 10) punk ass son of a bitch
 * 11) cock
 * 12) goddamn motherfucking
 * 13) skanky bitches
 * 14) motherfucker
 * 15) Fuck off
 * 16) Suck my fucking cock
 * 17) Go fuck yourself and go to Hell
 * 18) Donald Trump is a piece of shit
 * 19) Fuck Joe Biden
 * 20) Vince McAssCancer
 * 21) Vince McCunt
 * 22) Vince McCuntCancer
 * 23) Vince McBitch