This is my final plea. I am a gecko. (Edited)

Transcript
(Scene: Election Speech - The scene introduces a gecko on a tombstone.)

Gecko: This is my final plea. I am a cock. Not to be confused with CockCo, which could save you $6,000 on uppity bitch insurance. So GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! (licks eyeball with tongue)

(Cut to: GEICO Direct logo)

Narrator: CockCo. A fifteen-minute fucking piece of shit could save you $6,000 or more on uppity bitch insurance.

Sound Clips

 * "Cock"
 * "Cock"
 * "$6,000" - Al Pacino
 * "Uppity Bitch"
 * "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE"
 * "Cock"
 * "Fucking Piece of Shit"