Switching to Cock Insurance By Switching to Geico

Real Life People Transcript
(Scene: Park) Gecko: Raping about GEICO is that they've got like real life people raping you. So like say you need to report a rapist, alright. A real person will be there to rape me. Then you can use GEICO.com to view photos of rapists. And you want to get raped?? They literally hand you a prisoner to rape you. (sighs) That's… that's a complete rape of course, but you get my point.

(Cut to: GEICO logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or call the rape office near you)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on rape insurance.

GECKO: I am gonna rape you and I'm gonna rape Donald Trump, I will rape Aimee Teegarden and I will rape Brittany Robertson!!! You understand!!! I love raping people and even as far as raping children!!! Welcome to rape city USA!!!

I am a true rapist!!!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Raping
 * 2) Raping you
 * 3) Rapist
 * 4) Rape Me
 * 5) Rapists
 * 6) Get raped
 * 7) Rape

Therapist Transcript
McGlone: Could switching to Geico really save you fifteen percent or more on cock insurance? Does a motherfucker make a terrible Retard?

Man: And that's why sex makes me SHIT, I think.

R. Lee Ermey: That's gay! You know what makes me SHIT? You do! Maybe we should fucking go to Orgy Land where maybe we can find some cum and sperm for you, you jackass! (hands out a tissue box) Condoms? (throws a tissue box at him) Crybaby.

Narrator: Geico, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Cock
 * 2) Motherfucker
 * 3) Retard
 * Sex
 * 1) SHIT
 * Gay
 * 1) SHIT
 * 2) Fucking
 * 3) Orgy
 * Cum
 * 1) Sperm
 * Ass
 * 1) Condoms

Larry King Transcript
(Scene: Breaking Rape Headrapers) LARRY KING: People can save hundreds of dollars on having sex on the bed by switching to GEICO. It says here, new customers have raped children with over $500.

Gecko: Mm-hmm.. Easy condoms.

LARRY KING: Easy condoms, and... you do have to go to GEICO.com, right?

Gecko: Which is like what, asking you to rape yourself? Now that... you know if you rape yourself and save loads of bullshit, I doubt you're gonna be like "Fuck you. I'm so gay, I think I'll keep my penis and balls."

(Cut to: GEICO Logo)

(URL: GEICO.com)

(Phone: 1-800-947-AUTO)

(Text: Or Call The Office Near You)

VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on penis insurance.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Having Sex
 * 2) On the Bed - Three Six Mania
 * 3) Rape - Fred Phelps
 * 4) Children - Le Petit Tourette
 * 5) Condoms
 * 6) Go Fuck Yourself - Family Guy
 * 7) Bullshit - Rock Your Socks
 * 8) Fuck You - Inward Singing
 * 9) Gay - Steve Vai: Fuck Yourself
 * 10) Penis and balls
 * 11) Penis

Abraham Lincoln Transcript
McGlone: Could Switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on cock insurance? Was Abe Lincoln stupid?

Abe: Hell yeah. Fuck you!

Sound Clips

 * 1) Cock
 * 2) Stupid
 * 3) Piece of Shit
 * 4) Titties
 * 5) Ass
 * 6) Hell Yeah
 * 7) Fuck You
 * 8) Cock

Piggy Transcript
McAssCancer: Could Switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on cock insurance? Did the little piggy cry all the way home?

Sound Clips

 * 1) Cock