Direct TV (Edited)

Lowland Gorilla Transcript
Don't get fucked up by a lowland gorilla.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Butt Sex
 * 2) Really horny
 * 3) Horny
 * 4) GET FUCKED!!!
 * 5) Go Completely Insane
 * 6) Dildo, Dildo
 * 7) Of shit, OF SHIT!!!!
 * 8) Fucked
 * 9) Huge Prick
 * 10) That's what I'll kill you!
 * 11) Fucked up
 * 12) Pricked
 * 13) Sex is shit
 * 14) Go fuck yourself

Roadside Ditch Transcript
Don't wake up in a roadside orgasm.

Sound Clips

 * 1) Strip Club
 * 2) Dick and Balls
 * 3) Dildo
 * 4) Queer
 * 5) Orgasm

Stray Animals Transcript
Stop taking in stray animals.

Sound Clips

 * 1) WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * 2) Blowjob